Thread 536640710

>>536494908

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
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>Terminology
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
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>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
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>>536640710 (OP)
The attractive waifus have saved Tekken once again

and more
vs
others

My existence is one of misery

My dick is a FUNNEL

im a certified ho dodger

the whole world seems so miserable and depressing this whole decade

i still cant believe dustiel is gone

neetdom kills

People always die. You and I will also die. If you ask me dustiel got off easy.

explain my last 3 thousand years then

3500 games on reina, and I don't know what to do when I play.

Everything feels like a really bad option, I'm stuck. What can I do?

if you're 3k years old and still posting here, you should unironically dive head first into a woodchipper

that doesn't do anything to me, everything regenerates

can someone explain to me why nina's f4 is +16 if it hits at range <1?

this gives her a guaranteed 50/50 between a ws mid and her FC sweep, you literally can't do anything except hold back because you block an advancing airborn mid

if you had hyperregeneration you would have already been caught by the government

nice general

>>536642809
You are correct in saying all of your options are bad and you don't know what to do. You are indeed stuck, in more ways than one.

>>536640710 (OP)
>Jin's POV

>>536640710 (OP)
>Poison's POV

>h-how do I play reina bro
I don't know how a character with ff2, electric,wind god kick and hellsweep is somehow difficult to pilot

>>536643389
who are you quoting

>>536643049
my bad I meant ff4

>>536643049
because she is the new player character meant to play the game for you

Against Reina, you are always forced to guess and pressured at any range
she can crush most moves, has an orbital, a df launcher, 2 homing sweeps, her armor move activates faster, has parries, her stance faggotry is evasive as fuck and everything she does is tracking that sidestepping is basically not an option
>inb4 but muh tournaments
Reina is just outclassed by all the other characters more cancerous than her

kazuya is jin brother

kazuya is going to give jin a brother

>>536643650
She has literally none of that from top to bottom nothing written in there exists in her kit.

just busted the fattest load to 'kay, i'm sleeping soundly tonight

>>536644486
is this image supposed to terrify me

>>536644486
blow-up doll.

>>536644339
>most intelligent Troona downplayer
fuck off retard

*stupid voice* oh yeah i'm a gigachad i main kaz i love stomping on blow up dolls and kicharging niggers everyone except me and bryan is a faggot *kicharges*

>>536644486
it's kinda ridiculous how inferior she is compared to her sis

>main anna
real rank = beginner
>main nina
real rank = maximum of current rank and dan 1

post mothers that you'd copulate with

yours

>>536644824
Not in this reality

>>536645114
Kazuya is so lucky...

>>536645114
Jin is so lucky...

reina is so fuarking goonable

i need professional help

>>536645683
i'm a professional, how can I help you?

im sick in the head

>>536645683
gm offers coaching

I regularly have intrusive thoughts so extreme that I've begun suffering dissociative episodes where I can feel parts of my mind shut off and my my emotions shutdown and my head go numb

jun main

LUKE in TEKKEN 8

>pay gm for a coaching session

https://youtu.be/oaMCanSOawM?si=gQ3u6N4vA43fxP2_

>>536646078
>>536646213
what kind of glasses are those

>>536646468
only femminists know

...

>pay me to coach you in games
this shitty grifting has gotta stop man

would you pay $97/hr to get coached by a bushin?

with 97 bucks i could eat for a week
also if you really wanted to get coached by a bussin, i'd do it for free
just play the game with me i'm lonely

nigga i paid 100 for a bunch of cs go skin so yea

jinny's mom has got it goin' on
jinny's mom has got it goin' on
jinny's mom has got it goin' on
jinny's mom has got it goin' on

97 is like a week of work if I don't include tips...

no one works for 400 a month even in india

Faggot tranny kike shut the fuck up
I do

>>536647379
Ogre tried to fuck this

>Faggot tranny kike
I'll take that
>shut the fuck up
Nah bro, you're going a bit too far now man

>>536642809
That's just Reina. Your options are generally bad and you have to accept that or play a different Mishima. She's an online scrub killer just enjoy that for what it is

>>536647814
fucked this*

do you think miary zo has blood memory of when ancient ogre fucked jun

>>536648168
Does he have a brother or something?

yo guys saitama just got in fortnite fr!

>>536648321
are you lost?

>>536648168
Ho ho ho it's magic, you know
Never believe it's not so

>>536645853
how did she break the floor

Miary Zo and Jun special intro where she calls Jun a loose skank

>>536648374
Tekken

>>536645114
Thank god for bikinis and all the lewd outfits/mods we've gotten

>>536648554
she farted and everyone on the other side of the planet jumped at the same time

You move Bamco.

yup mkino won

>>536647898
Being both bad and cheap is a shit combination.

>>536649192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5sk0RUlS4

I want Sub-zero in tekken

only super casuals would buy an old tekken collection and the fgc would complain that they didn't decide to give everything retrofitted rollback and leaderboards/ranked

george and tobias won, reddit and these retards lost

>>536649328
Well... yeah..but people will still always cry about ff2

>>536650449
Flames are cool

How do you guys still play this dogshit? I just had a video pop up of Tekken 8, it's such visual cancer. I'm still playing 5DR with my buddies.

How do you guys still play this dogshit? I just had a video pop up of SF6, it's such visual cancer. I'm still playing 3S with my buddies.

cringe.

>>536650917
>Tekken 8
That's called "others"

>>536650917
Not on steam

5(dr) is a masher's paradise
6 was, is, and always will be the only good game to come out of this mid franchise

Cuckken 8 mode
Clive fucks every girl while (You) just watch

kill
>me

>>536651137
What? DR? I meant IRL on PS3.

pragmata will be the best game of this generation

everything sucks

except sf6

>>536651638
balatro is better.

>>536651580
I mean yes, I don't have either a ps3 or an IRL.

>>536651914
Damn shame, you missed out on the best way to play tekken imo, or just game in general. in your 20s or?

>>536652018
23, I'm getting my moto licence soon.

>>536652158
Nice, just got mine recently but I'm short on money for gear and a bike. Got my helmet and gloves, gotta get boots, a jacket and then decide on a bike.

are you guys gonna kiss now?

>>536652426
Only if by guys you mean me and Leo.

>>536652691
Based Leo (male) enjoyer

when is Xiao Meng

Shao Meng, DLC2 of Season 3

>>536653036
I too wonder where Xiao Meng is.

>>536653097
Season 3 will be Marduk and Eve,

And 1 10 dollar stage.

This forsen blud is really playing on KBM

men? huge fan

We had a good run bros...

You posted it like 100 times schizoid tranny
Kill yourself

>>536645114
Honestly i want do some stuff with Asuka but you love Jun so much... Maybe i need do her too on this week?

>>536655032
They fired this guy to open their trooncord server

maybe we dont have to force our believes on eachother

>>536646078
>manlet
every time

facts

She's 44...

im a cuck

no you arent you just lack the confidence

I can't even be a cuck you need a gf or wife for that

>>536655685
is every post in these threads copypasted from twitter

Bob for s3

>>536655685
>>536633236

>>536656471
>not bad. I'll fight you, anytime
*disappears from the game*

>i'm still ready to fight!
*gets cut from base roster and doesn't return as dlc*

That's cause she got killed

foid chose the bear

They spent about 10 minutes designing Josie from stock unreal assets and dragged in the first American tourist that walked past the building to voice her. Miary is Josie but with effort put in.

>>536657604
>anime character with uguu face #481293234 is effort

>Miary
>effort
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lemurian jiu jitsu

>>536657727
Her face wasn't ugly enough so they had to inbreed her more

hum she was lovingly designed by the woman who designed bayonetta

reina's jacket was designed by kojima but they keep it a secret

Whoever designed Anna's armpits needs a promotion

What is bruv cooking?

bruv called the aliens to earth

Bruvdon Ramsay

the heat of leroy's parry cooks the eggs

>>536658992
this probably sounded funnier in your head

>>536658764
Is this recent? When I saw bruv IRL he didn't have those child bearing hips.

>>536659093
He's been cooking as you can see

>>536658764
yo this nigga zesty this nigga bodacious this nigga thicc

I'm playing the first descendant.
You should too

tekken sumo when? joecrusher vs kingjae

redpill a non-brit on lucozade

Me? I play blue archive

>>536659791
idk last time I had it was in 2007 and it was shit

>>536659791
my dad used to buy a 2 6 packs of them every day in summer
I used to drink them with him in the garden while revising for my exams
good times

anyway they just taste like sweetened carbonated orange juice, probably not that sweet by american standards

>>536660462
That was a wholesome anecdote anon.
Thank you for that.

good times create weak men

Tekken times create übermensch then.

black tekken twitter dead quiet about the raja jackson incident

nigga dat was bryan fury

yo this nigga mad butty dough

how do I learn to react to two grabs. shits impossible to see in the background

Bruv serves you his cooking. How do you feel?

get better reaction time

>>536662560
looks edible from that picture i guess. i'd eat it

>>536662560
African delicacy? looks like a crab of some sort and wild coconut?

>>536662846
Jamaican from what i read in the chat

>ChatGPT please render Tifa and make her brown
>Yeah yeah she's from Aftrica and she like animals, nature an shiet

computer generate an image of a bodacious brown babe with full kissable lips
computer put her in tekken

>>536663175
>just finished Mario bros World 1-1 this is epic

No wonder bro is so fat

>>536657220
I can't believe they did that to my Josie... Wasn't she popular? Harada said she was. And this is what they did. Bring back Fuckyourmom and not Josie... Imagine.

10 million fahk mains

>>536659791
Weapons grade goyslop. Broadly an energy drink but targeted more for sports and kids in PE class. Some kids never grow out of it. Tastes vile.

miguel when

Xiao Meng is the Miguel function

im gonna do it

tekken needs a shortstack babe on the roster

that would be dumb

>

the average paul and lawfag

Tekken needs a proper delicious brown waifu

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS WAAAAAA

the Malmsteen of fighting games

>>536666976
i played your ass a couple days ago
fix your internet and buy a cable

tekken needs to remove all women and only add males

>lili outfrauding a paul
fraud on fraud crime back at it

You literally don't play Tekken so shut the fuck up eunuch

>lili is not tekken
checks out

>>536668072
do you live in russia or italy?
those are the regions where I regularly have 80ms+

>>536668072
also what the fuck I already use ethernet

italians are brown

OUUUUUUHHHH

thats why theyre called shitalians

Italians raped Claudio

unless you're using Wifi 7, get a fucking ethernet cord

get a fucking ethernet cord regardless

nah fuck all that

MASH, MASH AND MASH SOME MORE FOR MEEEE!, MY ADORABLE LITTLE TEKPIGGY~ <3

seeing blurry figures again

seeing trannies in my /tekgen/ again

time for your meda grandma

my laptop is literally right next to my router. there isn't enough distance for packets to get lost in transmission

nice general

>meda
old kek...

im agp

tekken gave me hiv

Autistic
Gay
Pedophile

if you gals are as trans as you say, why have we not hooked up???

i hate other trans people

there are literally no trannies in this thread

I'm all 72 of them

I'm something of a big name in tekken circles

I'm a tekgen anti hero

i'm whatever is most convenient for me at any given time

im > I’m

gotta love the unhinged stream of schizophrenia of this general

>>536672330
Tekken 8 rots the brain.

>>536672519
I know

Tekken 8 wasn't the game where an eastern European Feng player obsessively stalked an Italian ritual poster cosplaying as a 16 year old girl from Monaco

sounds pretty typical of a feng player

by day i'm a simple grocery store clerk and shelf stocker. unassuming in almost every aspect. i never talk to people long enough to exchange names and i've never had a meaningful relationship with another human being.
but come nightfall i transform. my computer becomes a gateway into another reality. one where i break free from the monotony. i am no longer the meek grocery store clerk and shelf stocker. i open tekgen the tekken general on 4chan and roleplay as either a female or a trans female to a crowd of 2 or 3 other roleplayers. this is where i come alive

>>536672783
and?

>>536667089
saved dis pic

does anyone know when the next balance patch will drop?

>>536674418
the what?

we get balance patches? since when?

>>536674621
i'm starting to run out of patience!

season 3 waiting room

>>536674418
7 to 8 months

damn

2 months

>S3 drops
>everything gets worse
>characters get new moves that cover their weaknesses
>other moves get a slap on the wrist, if even
>fan favorites left untouched
>youtubers and streamers on damage control
>"yeah guys just wait for S4 guys pls like and subscribe for my tekken content!"
>steam player count stays the same because those are all streamers and content creators
If you realize that the great majority of the player base only play to go pro or stream, shit starts making a lot of sense

i just want to play virtua fighter

Give it to me straight; is Lili a nazi?

Yes and no

>>536675519
Next year most popular than Superbowl. Mark my words.

she's a dead kennedys fan

>>536676841
saudi arabia tekgen meetup 2026, lets make it happen

>>536676841
most popular than superbowl sars

>>536676841
Superpower?

Murray... my sukeban reina....please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlnBW-MJh0

kekken page 8

game's dead i have to wait 5+ minutes just to get matched with fake 5 bar 80ms with 2 frames of rollback
i might as well play league of legends or deadlock man

>>536681571
wtf but /tekgen/ told me there were a billion players!!!!

>>536681540
my handsome husband

>>536681921
those are the murraybots saying those lies
mashen 8 died

>>536681571
>league of legends or deadlock
the fact that you're even considering playing those titles speaks volumes

>poster 536681992 said what?
>jet kicks his tranny head off

>>536675519
by a lot, we had 425k in the finals and sf6 had 243k. Maybe harada's vision was right...

>>536682447
>>536675519
cs2 had 524k for comparison

>>536682579
>>536682447
And then Twtich started doing something about viewbots
hmmmm

>>536683049
it's the counts from youtube vods

wtf bros who did this to lili

gee, thanks. another new fetish i will never be able to satisfy

>>536676841
VF6? I believe it

I'm frustrated.

>>536649412
All the fighting games in the mk collection have rollback and ranked

Capcom Won

Sega Won

I won

Kojima Won

in his mind he's winning

Charlie Sheen won

We all lost.

our virginity

>>536674418
Next year

Balance patch? The game is fine. Murray cooked, simple as.

murray's cooked

I wish Murray would start talking again. I enjoyed watching all the bullying he received

https://youtu.be/nYNt-RjnM3c
Teaching joint

ayo gm shit on that nigga man. that thumbnail joint is mad od

Who is that video for? People who've never played a fighting game before?

hey guys

i skipped ahead to 4 minutes and gm is explaining frame data. he's not equipped to respond to novaseiken fr

cold canned spaghetti goes hard bros

now's my chance

who's bitch this is

big red flag waving in the wind. desperate latinx men will form a queue just to touch it.
sad state of affairs

dead game

>block twatter whores on there so i don't have to read their cancer
>retards spam their tweets on here
I'm tired of it all

Just block people who post on 4chan ez

King Jae playing Lidia, blud thinks he's playing an honest character, oh my days.

WHY COULDNT I HAVE LOOKED LIKE THIS ITS NOT FAIR

>>536694991
I'm 6.3 and I weigh less

i so don't fucking care about 3dpigs who i can't fuck

if i looked like that i would fuck you

niner is everythang

my brain just isn't built for fighting games

But who says i would want to fuck you?

you wouldnt have a choice

so glad that bitch didn't get in
we may be getting temu tifa soon but better that than her with her million coomer fans coming to shit up the general

Of course i have a choice
I would choose to show you my pokeman drawings

>>536696727
yeah good thing we don't have waifuposting already or anything haha

>>536695683
What mods you used?

>>536697079
those niggas are annoying but there's not *too* many
tifa would've made every single thread about her no joke, we get different ops of different tekken girls yet I guarantee you if she was in the ops would be 99% her (besides dale too lol)

>good thing we dont have tifafag shitting up the thread anymore
tifa not getting in in s1 was truly so fucking cash

>>536697307
>not wanting tifa beacuse omg my online treehouse might have some posts that might give me grumpy dumpies >:(
what a fag.

yes my online treehouse would be infested by bugmen and other type of tourists who don't have interest in the game when we already have slimeworms parasitizing this tree

not wanting tifa because it upsets rosterfags who don't actually play the game

>>536697751
so you don't even give a shit about the game, just this cesspool of a general, good to know.

/sfg/ is literally /maig/ half of the posts are about her
this is what would've happened to us

i want tifa in my porn, where she belongs
not in my games

>>536697872
go back there, tourist

>>536697872
stay right here, friend

>UHHHM AKSHUALLLY U DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GAME
and this is exactly the reason why tifanogs shouldn't have anything good happen to them

wow shockers
a tekken player caring about the general
fuck off retard

new tifa looks retarded. I miss OG tifa

>>536698097
yes yes you already said you don't give a shit about the game, just your circlejerk thread where 99% of the posts are /s4s/ tier. no need to repeat yourself.

I'm actually glad Clive got in now. I forgot these tifafags existed

>>536698234
>you already said something i completely made up in my mind
kill yourself, tifashitter

Clive filtered billions
Only the strongest of willed beings could handle his aura and kino levels

>>536698375
you literally just said your issue would be that there'd be more posts in this general that you don't like instead of anything related to the game itself. so yes you care more about this thread than the game. your words, not mine.

talk about low standards holy shit.

strive is kinda good bros

nigga shut the fuck up you're not funny or even literate for that matter
i'm out of (you)s fuck off

But its animeshit, how can it be good

>>536698563
>ah shit he proved me wrong, better act like LTGfag and pretend I'm too cool to respond
concession accepted.

Because it isn't tifa

I see your point

>be illiterate
>demand people argue with you
thank god we didn't get tifa

lili mogs tifa

>>536698849

>>536698645

Lili is white tho

>WAAAAAH LITCHERALLY LTG
>LE CONCESSIONS
nigga no one is arguing you
youre weird and retarded
shut the fuck up
you will never have tifa in tekken

>>536699191

>>536698645

>>536697804
this

AND I.... FOR HOPE!

imagine how wrinkly kazuya will be in tekken 9

by how its going i doubt we will even get to see 2027 let alone tekken 9

probably won't have aged much

>>536699850
yeah yeah i've been hearing that since 9/11.

>>536699984
i dunno
i was right about 2025 being the great die off

>>536700312
the what?

>>536700374
the thing that is happening right now
don't you even feel like people don't really exist anymore?
Companies are dying
Platforms are dying
Games are dying
etcetera

i was also right about porn getting banned
2026 wont be the """end of the world""" but something drastic might happen
i feel it in my boke

>>536700603
zzzzz

>>536700668
dont glitch out on me, bot
the economic collapse of '26 should be common knowledge

>>536700603
>Companies are dying
>Platforms are dying
>Games are dying
that's always happening.
nobody imagined myspace could die, and everyone thought the gaming industry was on its deathbed in the late 2000s because tons of franchises were murdered and we were left with underwhelming brown'n bloom stuff and dlc out the ass, unaware that things were gonna get worse.

>>536700603
>>536701036
pure cope
nothing ever happens, you goyim never learn this? huh? of course you like asuka too

>>536701603
what a baka

>>536701603
based

>>536701678
based on what?

genuine schizos are posting lmao im just shooting the shit but blud is actually too far gone dead ass :skull:

>>536701345
>>536701428
i mean
i will be right, it's a curse at this point

>>536702109
sure you will, buddy
in two more weeks, years, soon you will be!

>>536702213
>the government abducting people to run mind control experiments aren't real
>nooo cheaters in tekken 8 dont exist and if they do they're just the minority
how many times do we have to play this game, Normam?

>>536702349
did m abduct you to run tekken mind control experiments on you?

I want to be abducted by a shemale rape gang

>>536702446
wait until someone hacks into bamco and releases all the internal research on how to make the game frustrating enough and unbalanced to get people addicted

tangled in their legs
in the webs
of their lies

ill take a cheeseburger with fries

You're all a bunch of motherfuckers anyway. I want TIFA. I do.

for 2.95

spread those cheeks until the mailman cries

>>536704121
bait.

I want world peace

>>536704206
No. I wanted her. No one ever wanted Clive, and now look at that fucking disaster. Tifa would've been way more fun. Now it's all over.

i want to stroke your hair and fill my hand with your grease

"If I can't be happy, no one should be happy." ~ Michael Murray

>>536704403
We didn't want Clive
But we needed him
And by GOD I am glad we got him

Turns out clive was the bs we needed to mog tifatards

IFRIT

Retards are happy about getting Clive'd in the game out of spite against Teefags, oh my days

sounds like you got filtered too, blud

It is not over, said Harada, just because there is one Squix character doesn't mean there won't be another one. wink wink ;))))

Now that the dust has settled Murray nerfed my wife, my kids, and Dragunov

NOCTIS in TEKKEN 8

tifa has got to be lewded more than any character other than nami from one piece

I wanted Ryu Hayabusa or Kasmui from Ninja Gaiden. Not Clive

which is why clive had to be the one
fuck what you want, the fuck you think they owe you something?

I wanted spider-man

and others

go on

instead of one guest character being shown as the last in the next season, they should have two in the same trailer
would be hype as fuck

im not well

Ay niggas one of your own agp lillifags stopped by /ggg/ asking who to play. I understand not wanting to play since I myself quit Tekken and this gen soon after season 2 but are you guys good? Like is there just zero hope for shit to get better regarding 8?

yeah nigga, hype af!
sure it'd do good views and probably not retain players cuz game sux but still would be kino to watch

you called my friend a maggot?

dead shit game

I exposed

I can't come back from that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNt-RjnM3c
The realest joint is out

>>536710758
>retardGM isn't as dumb as novashitter
just unreal how disgusting subhuman jin mains are

i dig men

>20 seconds in
>normie basic bitch jibberish how everyone just hates the game
sorry Nova"Megaautism"seiken has a financial incentive to glaze tekken and he don't do it

stop even clowning on these retards
it only gives them the attention they want and they're taken seriously by ever more retarded people than them

im balding

yeah so like after this string it's uh
minus three
*sniff*
see so you can do like a jab or something fast because minus three becomes plus three for them
so a move thats like eleven frames becomes uh fourteen frames
so you can just jab right there *sniff* deah

if you lose at tekken just guess right every time
if you win at tekken why are you complaining?

>>536710758
The Tekken 8 joint tutorial came out one year later, krekrekrekrekre, my man said low -1 into high crushing krekrekrekre

>>536710758
slowpoke
>>536688234

This whole schizophrenic back-and-forth between "game is dead" and "hype af" reminds me of a particularly tense situation at the Monaco Grand Prix. I wasn't there for the cars; I was there to win back a stolen micro-drive from a disgraced FGC commentator who'd gone rogue. He'd embedded the drive into a custom fight stick and the only way to get it back was in a first-to-ten, played on the back of a moving yacht during the race. All he did was complain. "This game is trash," he'd say, "The netcode is garbage, the balance is a joke, I don't even care if I win."
My optical sensors, however, told a different story. His pupils were dilated, heart rate a steady 135, and micro-tremors in his left hand indicated a 72-hour caffeine-fueled lab session. He cared more than anyone. He hated the game because he was pathologically addicted to it and couldn't accept that he wasn't the best. During the ninth match, with the score tied, I didn't attack. I just stood there, perfectly still. He started to unravel. "What are you doing? Is this game so broken you don't even have to play?" he shrieked. I simply replied, "For someone who has zero hope, you seem awfully invested in the outcome." That's all it took. The cognitive dissonance overloaded his system. He threw a completely reckless, full-screen rage art, which I calmly sidestepped and punished for the win.

crayon eaters doubt the GM joint

this retarded shit is why everything sucks

>>536712207
didn't read

read that, twice.

>>536695530
You must not care about a single woman in the planet

Read thrice

>>536713696
not even my mom

I exposed myself

inmates have a higher quality of life than me

I didn't ask for you all to be born

I didn't ask

im a dumb gay fat ugly retarded faggot

i'm a big dog big bear nigga i'm a lion
i'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

>>536689582
blud said I'm brown

post her nudes already
i ain't paying for her onlyshits

never thought i'd say it but i miss tekken 7. what a gay ass timeline

MAY YOUR MEMORIES LIVE ON... FOREVER

COMING S3

17ers be like take me back to my childhood

i wish eve raped me when i was a child

Who's Eve?

eve balls

>>536715851
Anal

Annal

>>536715851
Realisticly speaking, she would be a season 4 character if bamco takes the offer because of development and everything right?

I fought Anna williams for 4 hours straight off a full body workout 10k+ steps and no food im a 4'11" ugly fat fucking incel loser who sucks at tekken i need to lock in goodnight see you tomorrow

>>536710758
das ham

Jewed by bill gates. Das crazy

i fucked anna williams for 4 hours

that sounds extremely disgusting

shit may be disgusting to us, but to anna its bliss

Ok...?

im a fucking loser

im a creep

I'm black wasian

I’ve had the most exciting games playing Lili y’all’s
I still feel bad for plugging that Steve player he seemed to innocently enjoy his mashings and we had a good game in general but I had 2 hours of sleep so I didn’t have much mental clarity
Still afraid of dropping to Emperor or not being able to make it to TGS
I’ve been posting some customizations on v the people there think I am insane due to the frequency of my posts I barely add a pretext to them
My life is rather tragic I really gotta figure something out
My life is becoming entirely recursive and repetitive

im an incel

imagine fucking annas shitty anus bros
im getting hard just thinking about it

im a failure

What an odd thing to say

GARUDA

I wish I dropped ffxvi

TOITAN

EVERY CITY

Why is Anna nice while Nina is so mean?

one has a son while the other one doesn't

i can be her son

>>536694991
tekgen is dead

>>536725147
random 30 year old cat lady

I need you eskay where are you

imagine milking and rimming sessions with eskay

>>536725147
>that lidia

>THAT LEO

>>536725147
not watching this indian video
somebody post them all

Harada once talked about a character possibly returning but he said the DLC for Tekken 7 sold nothing and wasn't popular at all, who was it? Does anyone remember?
It was Ganryu wasn't it?

Everyone loves ganryu

America would probably be a way stronger region if the actual competitive OGs still played.... Like they donin every other country

>>536657220
I picked her up at the tail end of T7 and really enjoyed her, her personality is very annoying but she had bruce elements which made her fun to me, but she's very one dimensional in gameplay in 7. You either bait magic 4 or constantly force stance mix with standing 3 and df4. Or whittle down the opponent with 37 million d4s.

>>536727506
but they play. online. on twitch.

>>536727249
No one buys "characters", everybody buys season packs.

I exposed myself

and unfortunately I wasn't there to see

Time to sleep couldn’t cut it earlier than 5:30am it’s like a curse

take sleeping meds for a week or two till you regulate yourself, also stop fapping so close to bed time

let me clarify that, stop fapping by yourself, let me do it for you instead

I exposed myself

Zenless zone zero is pretty good for a gacha game

yeah Tekken 8 is also pretty good for a chibi social game

blud said some shitty press x to awesome gachaslop is pretty good :skull:

You just described heat masher 8...

I exposed myself

https://x.com/Speedkicks/status/1960199964623040937
when will murrada address the cheater problem

cheaters? where? you just suck

fun fact, men are less likely to cheat on their boyfriends

fun fact, shut the fuck up and kiss me, homo

*kisses you on the mouth*
*selects kazuya in the character selection screen*

*spreads cheeks*
*boots up street fighter 6*

sup niuggas

Blackheart is streaming.

what exactly leads to maining Zafina?

this game sucks

this game

this

suck

my

torgal

deadlock general has futa image

based
we need one too

https://youtu.be/nYNt-RjnM3c
it's up
and it's over

honestly

oh no no no
gm getting cooked in the dislike bar
shows this is boutta be kinema

oh

we need eskay to catch the tekken bug

tekken is worse than aids

>>536736115
based

I need to see eskay railed by no less than 4 melanated gentlemen

We should let tekgen die

it will when i do

hello I exposed myself

oh yeah tekken

New Shioncos.

nice general

explaining computers

dot

com

that shoot looks like a man

I wanna fucka da tranny

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQQhP4w6VMA

dead

lock

>>536710758
Truth hurts

being neet is miserable
not being neet is even worse
life is pain

I want
>to die

being neet is the best shit a person can experience, the issue is that many people simply can't take advantage of neethood.
neethood is literally what people want to achieve by working their whole lives, thinking they'll finally enjoy their lives at 65 yo and retired, lmfao, delusional, by 65 you're either bed ridden with 3 different cancers or unable to do shit.

TLDR: youth neethood is the best shit ever, take advantage of it.
don't fall for the "work your whole life and retire" trap, that shit is medieval thinking, unironically.

>>536743538
>ruin your life and die of a blood clot early!
ok glowie

being neet is good but most neets just rot in their room "depressed" and blame that on neetdom
then they get a job and now they have two places to be "depressed" at while also being exhausted physically

when i graduated i spent a year only playing everquest but the existential dread set in and i had to find a job

kill
>me

I dropped out twice

What a shitty general.

how would you suggest improving it give me 5 ways

where do you see this general in 5 years?

dead and buried

but enough about yourself

tekken9 will save this general

my cat is eating rn

I exposed myself

I said I exposed myself

Guys this isn't funny anymore did buffguy die?

>>536745868
/tekgen/ is the DSP of the fighting games generals
it will survive even if barely

I'm a fucking loser

2months of zero content how cool

the game is perfect as is what more do you need

I need a fucking job

>>536748420
We know, Shinbori.

>>536748420
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/08/lightspeed-japan-studio-establishes-osaka-office-recruits-capcom-game-veterans

LightSpeed Japan Studio currently has a team of approximately 40 staff, and is developing a “next-generation cross-platform AAA action title,” based on a brand-new intellectual property.

I don't have skills

>>536749278
We know, Tekken team.

unemployment is all I know

everyone online is under mass hypnosis and scared of telling what they really feel like
T8 is objectively a good game and has been doing everything right but the jaded elitist oldheads have a stranglehold on all discussion related to the game they haven't liked in decades
just look at the player numbers, it's all uphill from T7 that many considered "peak" and the numbers don't match the amount of hate you see online
it's all a loud minority trying to e-beg a company to kneel to them despite being non-players, it's like the tekken version of feminists demanding fat women in games they don't play

>>536743735
skill issue, being neet doesn't mean "sit and do nothing" that's the whole point of the post.. people don't know what to do with neethood, reality is you can do anything you want

I live in a shithole, I can't do anything

i'm under confidence hypnosis

How am I supposed to do anything if I haven't seen a penny in over a decade?

>>536749963
>T8 is objectively a good game and has been doing everything right
even tekken team admitted they fucked up up with the season pass last year and especially more recently with S2, who the fuck are you trying to fool.
>just look at the player numbers
the ones that keep decreasing after every dlc? we literally have less than half of what we had a few months ago. we won't ever get back to 10k players ever again.

didnt read

17ers are having a melty again yup it's a day that ends in y alright.

>even tekken team admitted
just wordplay to please the cultist
you can see what they really meant by looking at how little they actually changed anything after that
>we won't ever get back to 10k players ever again
AK and season 3 will spike it again
and the important thing is that the daily average is still mogging T7 at its best which is more than enough to justify every change and heat's existence

everything is bad and getting worse
my childhood? doesn't get any better

everything sucks

things were better before I was born
it was all downhill from there

>gears of war reloaded
games mid ill suffer playing it just because its "new"

>>536751408
>>536751619
>>536751727
>>536751850
>>536751857
>>536752263
I see

i miss tekken 7 sound effects

I don't get it, what did you see?

i can’t miss anything because i ve never experienced joy or happiness as long as i can remember

i miss being happy and having hope for the future

I miss when all we spoke about was HRT...

someone point out the ps4 is 12 years old or whatever on /v/ and it reminded me that all those years ago I thought I had a chance at success. now I'm a fat washed up recovering alcoholic subhuman waste of life 32 year old incel neet that would be better off dead with 0 dollars to his name. It didn't have to end up like this but it did.

death is a mercy

nice general

>preordered mgs delta
>should have preordered the deluxe edition for early access
fuck

if konami unveils castlevania as rollslop ill kill myself

What the hell is this general.
I don't hate the waifu posting, this is a 4chan tradition, but man, fuck this place.
No actual game discussion, only autistic and depressive schizos repeating the same bot lines, what the actual fuck. Am I the only human here or what?

you're only 32 you bitch, do something. there's still plenty of time

we mentioned gears, mgs and castlevania. what more game discussion do you want?

>>536754191
>only 2 years left to enjoy my hair
it's over

>>536754186
@grok is this real

I got no job but I got long hair

there was such a brief moment after covid of "we're so back" before the immediate "it's so over"

I broke social distancing guidelines to get intimate with a shemale

covid is really what killed the hype for Tekken since it exposed the dogshit online and removed all the offlines that were carrying the hype

i did the same, and would absolutely do it again

Serika my waifu

i lived on the fringe of society for too long theres no coming back for me wasting the rest of my life is the only logical solution

>>536752889
I miss when rage drives where not a cutscene

there's no place I can call home

tekgen is home

My schizo works here full time and I come here once a month.
It’s hard looking this good…

so many /tekgen/ regulars have abandoned this place.

I wish I had friends and a gf but I get full blown panic attacks at the idea of actually interacting with people

tekgen never recovered from covid

tekgen is covid

>Lili anon?
raped by Murray
>Jinoctabruv
flatlined by the the Murray goon squad

>linganon?
in my bed right now

>>536756516
I'm hanging out today
Not sure if I'm going to play or not,

the gods of olympus have abandoned me...

>>536757259
you're not a regular

>>536754667
>>536754715
>>536754991
>>536755959
>>536756231
>>536756445
>>536756516
>>536756553
>>536756786
>>536757392

>>536757512
*bzzt* wrong

Rr

why doesn't gmfizzle review his gf food

don't clip dat..

>>536757797
>>536757878
kunai user

imma deh

i plan on playing ranked today bros

finna blow my head smoove off

>>536757797
Based accidental refresh poster
>>536758051
I'm debating it, I might just de-rust in the eRP lounge

everything feels wrong after tekken 8 release..

once again reminding you that hitbox sucks ass for tekken

why

Lili

we didnt cherish jinoctabro enough

he didn't having a blast enough. I'll take GARUDAbro over him anyday

>>536756516
The posts are extremely extremely low quality, even by 4chan low IQ standards, it's no surprise.
There is one or two random bots here repeating the same shit EVERY SINGLE DAY and it probably makes anyone with a sane mind run away from this place.
No one is even trying. I welcome when someone posts a screenshot of getting a new rank, or even a waifu post, or any discussion of the actual game... The rest is so fucking tiresome. It's not like this in other generals I follow. I know Tekken is very autistic, but sweet jesus.

looneylili<3

>>536756541
drink alcohol dumb nigga its been used for millenia as social lubricant

>>536758860
>he thinks it's a bot
Anon... I have bad news for you
Unless you have proof I am 99% sure it's a schizo from another thread

>just got garyu on jack
these posts suck ass bruv

>>536758459
I tried it and it felt weird, which is annoying because I playing on stick hurts my wrist

>>536759097
There are meme techs like twohand wavedash + twohand SOCD kbd
But those are just memes. the movement is awkward as hell otherwise. It's also a skill issue but that's kinda my point with the higher skill/APM floor and all

Autism

just buy sneedbox and switch between stick and hitbox to avoid finger and wrist pain

>>536758860
murray did this

>>536758919
confidence hypnosis worked for ourguy Phidx

Am I still the only NA user here?

>gets a you and instantly deletes the post
holy shit he wasnt joking
capth. HOOD W

MASKU

IKEA

Why aren't you playing Metal Gear Delta?

I'm trapped in the MurrayMatrix

>>536756516
Lilianon leaving was the beginning of the end.

>>536760414
What for? Already got Snake Eater on PS2.

>>536760719
Yikes.

havent played since clive

miary zo trailer will save this general. armor king isn't so hype, we already know his entire movelist

>>536760414
I'm not paying 80 buckos for a fucking inferior take on the original game. Have you seen the faces and some animations? Goofy.

>>536760414
Sir, this is the Tekken thread.
>>536761096
She needed bigger tits to save the franchise.

>>536761539
>this is the Tekken thread.
you sure?

>>536761764
Yes.

too depressed to play tekken

was about to download a mod but then I noticed the author was russian

They took away my Tekken King and turned me into a Fujin!

>>536761952
could've fooled me.

metal gear is a tekken character and so is halo

waiting for angel jin

I find women to be rather unpleasant to be around

no shit

marriage is a psyop by women

All you trannies do is schizopost.

it has pratcial benefits for both parties tecnically

Piss in my mouth

Tokyo Game Show

Virtua Fighter Six

hey whats up guys mainmanswe here

Mainman is a chad who fathered a son that another pathetic beta is caring for as my wife's son.
He's a winner in my book.

it’s over and that’s alright

Where is my favourite deep voice having, buff heavy metal singer/guitarist who loves to talk s*** and joke with like minded badasses while we play some games? Why isn't he streaming?

Wanna learn Ling Xiaoyu? Join Mr Crofts School:

there is a man in japan who plays ling and taught tanukana how to play ling at the tekken arcade and she **** him.
luck is everything in this world

maven > raven

trvke

LMAO this NIGGA is BALD!

who is our flavor of the week character to complain about this week? In the previous weeks, the community complained about Hwoarang, Bryan, and I can't remember the rest

>>536766873
Reina, the strongest Mishima.

Which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEgLKBG2ceE

>>536766873
Anna, the strongest Williams.

Kazuya raped her btw

>>536766873
Paul, the strongest.

PlayStation 2 is the best console

>>536756516
we still have fyodor5

>>536768029
how is it possible to use a PC keyboard on a ps5?

>>536768191
by plugging it in

>>536768029
sukouma is sponsored by hitbox

im sponsored by failure

eliza in heat

>>536763815
Literally how does the man benefit?

>>536769870
I don't get why the people making videos that try to point out things that are wrong with the game are so goddamn wrong and bad. Like how the fuck does that nova fuck not even know the frames of his own move

Mr. Croft, the best Ling player, is streaming.

>>536769870
>Coach Kazama is HORRIBLY WRONG and GASLIGHTING?? (This is how obfuscates the point) | an expose by NovaSeiken 24:36:54

>>536770731
>Like how the fuck does that nova fuck not even know the frames of his own move
wasn't it gmfizzle

>>>/lit/24666678

it's literally atif butt

Tekken 8 Is Worse Than You Think (And That's A Good Thing!) - A Response To Coach Kazama Responding To NovaSeikan Responding To FightingGM - Debunking The Apologists [PART 1] [VR Supported] 11:53:26

They say it's darkest before the dawn
We've been in this town for far too long
They say it's darkest before the dawn
We're moving on, we're moving on, we're moving on

SUNSET NO REGRET
FIRST CHANCE LAST DANCE
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
EVEN BAD GIRLS KNOW GOOD LOVE
YOU TASTE SO SWEET IT HURTS A LITTLE
DEH

erections speak louder

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

Scholars centuries from now will study Gms second response to nova seiken

harvey dent was like it's just darkest before the dawn, well for the tekken franchise its pretty damn dark now so the dawn should be coming soon

blud thinks tekken 8 is worthy of a dawn coming to save it oh my days

This nigga speed kicks kinda obnoxious

i dont engage with nigger content or opinions

I'm low T low energy low rank

speedkicks is the neil degrasse tyson of tekken

Bob Burgers.

Neil degrasse tyson is the speedkicks of astronomy.

>>536770604
potential of passing down copies of ur genes(only reason things are alive)
sexual gratification
company
sharing expenses/chores
helping eachother expecially later in life
most important, alleviating boredom(u will get this when ur older)
>b but what about happyness
see pic

>noooo but u dont understand b-b muh divorce rape and ....
yeah nigga keep looking only at the worst possible case scenario in life

Neil degrasse tyson is a tulpa created by speedkicks when he was 10 (PhD in Galactical Mathematics)

>>536774089
nobody outside of the hardcore tekken community would understand this reference

yet he cant fix a smoke alarm

he only playin witchu

i just want to have sex with a beautiful girl who actually loves me, is that too much to ask?

sounds like u want the love ur mother neglected you. bitches dont love

practice tekken until you are good enough
then move to korea and wait

>eliza with penis
thoughts

when is tekgen going to transition
im getting impatient

need

CHANG FUCKING WHEN??

Screw your characters!

i'm putting together a team

me?
are you booing to me?
don't asku me for shit .

MKino won

Mai titties won

harada should have went full don't ask me for shit after season 2 dropped. now the game is a retarded hybrid between lame and sweaty

Kummed to Mileena

>>536775709
arnold did an interview a few weeks ago, dude looks like late kirk douglas with a beard now and even giving him and handshake has him complain about hand pain.

finna kum to sindel (futa, of course)

>>536771565
nah I went back to watch and gm got it right while for some reason nova even lies about it later on instead of just correcting himself

online jin player

Snk lost…

Aris is streaming the game of the year.

Konami won

>>536778146
should've been an MGS1 remake

scamco bankrupt by 2030

mecha tards won't let it

alright i coomed to mother sinderu

I coomed to illya from fate

dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

dead bussy

>>536769870
>jointgm
>sells coaching and needs the game to be alive
>coach kuzuma
>sells coaching and needs the game to be alive
>they both try to damage control novaseiken's showcase of the game being bad
unironically based Autismseiken for exposing frauds and grifters

Normies always think they can save the game by not allowing anyone to point out bad things and poison discussion but---
You know what, gm and kazama are right, they should be more aggressive in their marketing and invest money and time into trying to sell coaching.
Maybe even quit their jobs.

>>536778146
Sick! I played it back in '05. Pretty good game.

I'm a massive faggot and I don't even play the game

nobody plays token 8 anyways

if you make ltg thread i will cry

no one is making a ltg thread

ltg is making a thread

i am the thread

I like bread

we are so dead
this game is so bad
we have made our bed
now there is only dread

>>536781281
You're over 20 years old. what are you even doing on 4chan at your age?

Ur mom sucks cock for mcdonalds cheeseburgers

New thread:
>>536783948

deah make the thread now reinabro

EVERY SINEW

murray x cr7