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>>536898641 (OP)
>Arlan thread
Who asked for this

Yuri general

Sharing a drink with my wife Hysilens!

If you picked C*elus, this game isn't for you.

Unri

>>536899000
post her being pregnant

720394323
Add me if you have questions about HRT. as a fellow trans I'll be glad to provide help. We also can talk about AGP and sucking cocks if that's your Cup of tea

>>536899002
Holy cute and canon

>>536898779
What's your problem

Swannie, my beloved!

I will show off my bronze avatar frame with pride.

>>536899127
Sorry. I only commit suction on peniles in erp.

https://files.catbox.moe/yu97au.jpg
good morning anise

Zaunite: I crave attention from men despite claiming to be a lesbian so my attention seeking becomes more extreme each time maybe next time I'll shit on my Tingyun figure
Theresia: I am a German lesbian but I need male simps like Deko and Mince to validate me
Deko: I love being a massive faggot and gooning with other men on vc
Yuria: I love spamming the thread with yuri and derailing the thread with yuri and having melties when people post straight ships
Hinoki: I love pretending to be a man on the internet and my boyfriend Yuria's Greek cock
Mince: I love grooming anons into taking HRT and crossdressing as Hyacine and worshipping my 14cm Finnish cock

My wife is so cute

>>536899127
but that's gay..

Straight general

>>536899392
I said that last one

Very cute!

>>536899127
>E1 Tribbie
Pedosis...

>>536899365
tumblr-core picture

Post March 7th

>>536899392
Where do I find this so called "Deko"?

Who do I pick?

>>536899763
Bailu or Bronya

>>536899763
Yanqing uf

>>536899127
build your castorice

I want Herta to turn me into her mindless obedient doll...

>>536899763
Bronya > Bailu > GODpard > Himeko

>>536899895
Made me check, never seen a fucking F-tier relic in a showcase before, I hope that's a newcutie

>>536899763
Bailu, since she's closest to E6

>>536900059
I started in 3.0

>>536900156
ok you're excused

>>536899713
I'm on the discord server. I'm straight though, but the part about associational gooning is true.

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (97)

Madam Herta gave me AGP

So will Aventurine want the new relic set?

>>536900420
This is a shit-tier translation. Better attempt:
>Ah~ah, how are you going to explain this to your girlfriend, my dear (You)?

>>536900550
Yeah it's pretty good.

They should make Cyrene E2 bait like Furina.

>>536898947
I can't fathom why someone would willingly pick a male MC in a game where you collect as many cute girls as possible.

As boring as he was, I still like him more than 90% of Amphoreus cast.
The bar is that low

>>536900420
>>536900634

No man will ever want to have sex with you Zaunite.

>>536900343
That's all I needed to know.

>>536900987
quit your shit anise no one cares

>straggot
ew

And when your fantasies become your legacy...
PROMISE ME A PLACE, IN YOUR HOUSE OF MEMORIES

>straggot
is this some new xitter meme or what?

>>536900815
they can't "self-insert" without having a fag on screen.

Zaunite will never have any children since she's a man-hating dyke that no one likes.

>>536899845
>>536900815
>>536901249
>Hating your own gender
Ywnbaw

>>536901194
SWANNIE!!!

kek

>>536900840
I like him too but not for the le tragic hero shit, I like him when he is cheery, a bit pathetic and when they give him slightly unhinged stuff like spiking drinks

more like
black swine

Zaunite: please care about my axewound and my falseflags, it's all I have..
>>536900343
>Straight
Sure

>>536900634
>my dear (You)?
It's says Caelus. Unless (you) are named Caelus

>>536901150
not me, I'm not even in that discord

>>536901580
then who? and who namedrops you?

>>536901575
(You) are named Caelus though. Surely, you didn't put a cringe self-insert name?

>>536901703
zero clue, idek those people

>>536901724
>Surely, you didn't put a cringe self-insert name?
I put my xbox gamertag

I only say AGP stuff as a joke, I don't actually have it

>>536898947
I'm always picking canon protagonist for story immersion.

>>536901771
werent you the anka who joined few days ago

they are not my friends therefore I don't care

>>536901873
I'm not in it

>>536901809
I have it, and I'm always serious about it.

Excellent reaction pic

Yurifag here, Pagfly belongs to paglus but Pagstorice and Pagrene are fair game since they put a little effort on showing Stelle with them

>>536901724
Zaunite

>>536902021
We know, Mince.

>>536902074
There's no reaction there

does Saber want atk% or speed boots? she's E1 if that matters

this is why i wont join your discord

Canon boyfriend btw

There is quite a few voice lines mission early on in the story. I'm playing with a JP dub. I think Kafka's voice in the beginning when she puts a stellaron in your body was also missing. There was just music playing with the subs showing.
In Belobog, a few of March's lines are also completely mute.

>>536902407
Mydei pov

>>536902290
spd boots

>>536902461
Yeah, they just kinda don't give a fuck to voice lines randomly

>>536901580
>>536901981
Why are moids such disgusting liars? Also funny how you're always conveniently here when all of this happens

>>536902461
There was? I even remember Kafka could interact with the Genius Portraits in the prologue

>>536902461
EnDooobie Doobie doo

>>536902557
stop generalizing to feed your own bias

>>536902557
>Moids
>When anise/hinoki is a confirmed femoid

>>536902557
I just opened the thread, you can report the namedrop posts and move one? I mostly lurk anyways.

>>536902676
hinoki is anise??

>>536902676
>>536902770
Uh oh busted

>>536902461(me)
>There is quite a few voice lines mission early on
missing*
>>536902516
All these used to work when I last played. Also in Belobog there is a weird audio glitch with the tram. After you leave Cocolias pallace, the sound of the tram becomes quite loud and loops.
Its not a big deal but its kinda telling how much they dont care if early days stuff gets broken and they never go back to fix it.

>>536902676
>>536902770
Not the same person, hinoki is a guy I've literally talked with him in vc

>>536902770
with a male voice? anise is a man

Half the post are off topic, and not even about another game.
Nice moderation.

>>536902916
>>536902910
>What is voice changer
>What is getting some retard to speak for you
Most gullible general
Boys don't need to insist they're boys btw

I joined the discord, how long will it take until I start getting namedropped

>>536903038
just ignore and report when they get like this

>>536901580
cute pic btw
>>536899365

>>536902889
3.6 is adding the story mission replay so they might have to fix it if it's still broken if you replay it

>>536903086
this is peak schizophrenia

I love being a straight white european male

>>536899365
Lmao no wonder she's here, she probably even posted it herself

I like cute girls and I wish I was one.

on this dire thread I post all the Seele's, my beloved cinnamon rolls

>>536900978
Finally, a realistic depiction of lesbian relationships.

>>536903282
she is here all day every day if you didnt notice, i wonder why

>>536903279
me on the right with my threadcrush on the left...

>>536903373
russian child prostitute

>>536903250
they're letting you replay the story? or just the recap videos they make?

Roll Silver Wolf

>>536903412
And who's your threadcrush?

>>536903387
>Attention whore is an attention whore
Not surprised

I love amphoreus food

How do I trigger that schizo so jannies are forced to moderate this general?

anise your tits are being leaked again whats your excuse this time

>>536903454
sounds like you can replay scenes since they say you can pick the other dialogue options

Bronya RABU!

This week's DU is actually pretty fun. Did a round where I actually got every blessing. Unfortunately getting every equation is fairly difficult and I think Rupert's is nerfed.

>>536903708
I'm not a schizo but I can post a dick pic to attract the jannies

>>536903708
just keep using that button, these assholes got banned yesterday for it.

>>536903683
I'm collecting it. been called almost all of them.

>>536903862
Damnit I forgot to spoiler it...

>>536903708
I killed one of them yesterday.
It made me happy.

>>536903834
I did mine today and all i got from the chaos boxes were curios that froze my ass

Anise: I'm tired of being labeled as a whore so I now pretend I'm a guy
>>536903756
Damage control as usual as she's conveniently here when it happens

It's a vaginal penetration, Mydeimos.

>>536903834
The best ones are the ones that start with the anaxa boon.

No group gooning VC session today Deko?

>>536904285
MY VIRGIN EYES

>>536901449
/our/girl!

>>536904285
Fucking die Phainon

>>536904338
Why do you care, you never join it.

>>536904443
I THINK OF YOU FROM TIME TO TIME
MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD

>>536904523
After Anaxa i'm hesitant to skip any characters that get bundled with a F2P cone

>>536904672
Do not pull Cerydra.

Yeah...
Sorry.

>>536904338
Around what time does it usually happen?

Aglaea is insisting

>>536904741
I'm waiting to see how she feels to play in her trial
I got told to never skip Harmonies

>>536904970
Everyone is telling you to skip this one.

>>536905114
Stupid sexy mommy Swannie..

>>536905114
>>536904639
I will feed Black Swan all my memories

>>536905114
Doesn't she straight up admits she was stalking you?

>>536905310
apologetic stress relief balls

quantum was the purest element before it was tainted by blanco xueyi and the fate fag. thanks mihoyo

>>536905474
She is forgiven

>>536905407
You and me, force feeding Black Swan our memories, watching her voluptuous memetic frame swell with them

>>536905474
hot

Who's better at E0S0?
The Herta or Castorice?

>>536905756
I have E0S0 Castorice and she is ass

>>536905756
Hyacine diff

This really is the land of dreams

>>536905756
Castorice(BPcone)

>>536905756
Herta has some cope cones, Castorice can only use Bailu's cone for the HP

blackswan wants to live in TB's head to harvest memories
shes a brain parasite, like all memokeepers

she is sorry you know

>>536905948
BLACKED Swan Love

>>536905871
Caelus...

>>536905927
BS is definitely trouble, part of me Himeko snaps at her at the end of the Amphoreus arc

>>536905756
my S1 Hyacine does almost as much damage as my Castorice. her f2p cone options are really REALLY bad

>>536905871
>money grubber Tingyun

>>536904741
Veni ad Cerydram, Vidi Cerydram, Vici Cerydram.

>>536905948
I know that artstyle...

>>536905804
>>536905841
>>536905883
>>536905916
>>536906142
Herta with a cope cone or Castorice with Bailu cone?

>shes gay
>nooo shes straight
>nuh-uh shes bi
no, shes lost
pls help

>>536899495
indeed

>>536906384
What Bailu cone, you cant use cones from other paths

>>536906384
Assuming optimal teamates Castorice clears

>>536904741
I don't care if she's a brick, that didn't stop me from pulling Sparkle and Cipher

Thoughts on putting a baby in fu xuan?

>>536905256
I'm gonna need to see for myself if she really is as trash as you guys are making her out to be

>>536906514
cipher was never a brick people who said that were retarded she was always fine

>>536906407
most importantly, she's ugly

UGLY

>>536906478
Castorice's copes with the 5* Bailu cone because it gives her a shit ton of HP in base stats

>>536906514
I thought we all understood Cerydra is 4 star level if you are not an attack scaling skill spammer.

>>536906407
>no, shes lost
May Allah guide her.
Alhamdulillah

>>536901580
You are drobeitly, you probably forgot

Helping the Imperator continue her royal bloodline!

>>536906516
i like when they draw her foreseeing getting fucked

>>536906847
i think her ass is gone

Kiana: Mei! I'm not a lesbian anymore!
Blade cured me from my illness...

>>536906951
Because I ate it

I am straight...

>>536907143
We know, Aventurine.

>>536907143
Almost no one in Star Rail...

>>536907076
LONG LIVE THE IMPERATOR

>>536907143
We know, Black Swan.

>>536907143
We know, Blade.

>>536907208
Everyone in Star Rail is Super Straight.

>>536907417
All of the men are only straight
The women are all bi though

Cyrene's slow ass banner is killing the game.

>>536907742
skip and you're bricked

>All of the men are only straight
>The women are all straight too
fixed

>>536904741
My bricknaxa desires his brickydra.

Tribbies? For Caelus.

whats she thinking about?

>>536907912
No the women all want to fuck Stelle

Pulling Cerydra for future rail just like I pulled Sunday on release without JY in my account.

I just came to SW Herta doll transformation
I wish Herta could turn me into one of her dolls too...

>>536907983
Woops wrong pic but Hook is for Caelus too

>>536908347
thanks for telling us mince

>>536908202
cocks

i really dislike this random ass flower on her, honestly even for all the asymmetry memeing I quite liker design, it's just that fucking flower...

>>536908486
So is Bailu btw

>>536908581
>stuck in her infancy
>still has noticable brests and shapely butt
is she a succubus?

>>536908581
I dislike that she ditches her robe, looks amazing on her

>>536908581
So you want to deflower her then?

>>536907912
unfortunately (you)sexual women also apply to smelle
but you can just pretend she doesn't exist so its ok

>>536904741
I'm not pulling out

I wish I could serve Madam Herta...

My cope theory on why both Evernight and Dan3 are mid is because you'll get to pick one of them to receive for free.

Amazing how Cerydra still isn't worth pulling despite having a F2P event cone, Anaxa was an accident

I want to become Acheron's human toilet

If you pop a Chrysos Heirs hymen you would get gold on your dick.

>>536909412
Cute pagpag loving couple

>>536909287
that would out hype Ratio calling in to say he's free

C&C

>C&C
command & conquer?

>>536909395
Yeah Mydei definitely spilled his gold all over flame reaver's sword

Why is the stelletroon spamming the thread now

>>536908202
The fire burning

Stelle? For Phainon.

>>536909746
my fuarking heroes

>>536909342
no harm in throwing 10-20 pulls at her, if you do get her then it's basically a free character + LC

Harem game. Your delusional headcanons will never change that

>>536910046
That's hot

>>536909746
>wise
>badass

>>536910396
trvke

>>536908581
Why does she have back wings like a succubus?

>>536910654
She is one

PLEASE CYRENE
MAKE AGGY T0 AGAIN

I (Caelus) am so lucky

_________ ___ ________ _______

>>536911228
Acheron (forgotten)

Will my canon bf Phainon return next patch? I miss him...

>>536911228
What is she peeking at?

I wish I was Madam Herta's footslave..

>Phaidei spam
>No Caelus posts
>Phaistelle
>Immediate Caelus posts
Lol

>>536911632
It's the same guy as the schizo that posts ratiorine whenever any aventurine ship was posted. Same danbooru filenames and everything

Gay men deserve death

>>536910224
this but its stelle and lygus

i expected the local fujo to counter by spamming phaidei, not sure why he's using Caelus

Is this the c&c thread?

>>536911714
They're so cute...

>>536911615
Same, I want to worship Madam Herta

How long is the 3.5 story if I skipmaxx it

>>536911939
Probably just going to play stupid if it's mentioned ever again.

>>536907983
>>536908486
>>536908696
AMEN

>>536911875
Thank you Muhammad, but your input is not needed

>>536910984
MWAH

>>536912334
Stop triggering my AGP

>>536911959
Caelus looks like Phainon's underage brother

roll for her and get a free fish

>>536912640
cute

cute!

>>536912557
Please save the thread.

Reminder that Theresia is a fat brown indian slut

I need to worship Madam Herta.

Amphoreus ruined /hsrg/

>Nerfed RMCs best set to make it shielder version of goddess
Rip the dream.

Rice

>>536911939
Nah no real fujo likes Caelus, he is ugly as hell.
So it's either a gay self insert or just a shitposter.

>>536912045
>>536912979
Wouldn't it suck if Madam Herta kept us both on a double collared leash? Haha I'd hate that for sure..

>>536913334
Yeah haha...
That'd be so horrible haha please don't do it to us Madam Herta....

>>536912949
She BROKE you hertaschizo

>>536911939
>fujo
its probably the other fandom that got triggered

>>536913562
it's them actually namedropping themselves and posting those screenshots actually

Stelle will take Phainon to see the stars.

>both Caeluspags and Stellepags spamming
What the fuck is wrong with TBfags, no wonder no one likes them

>>536913562
hello Pagresia

>>536913846
see>>536913562

>>536913834
i dont know if the stelleyume is legit but the other one is an obvious falseflagger downloading gay booru on the spot

>>536913120
ooc non-canon trash.

Manami: I don't mind being a woman...

Everyone likes tbDEITIES
Shiptroonyloonycuckybucks can rope, they'll never be welcome

>>536914171
He really said that

>>536914171
stop namedropping yourself manami

>>536913341
I salivated a bit

>>536914159
Which part?

Should I install HI3?

So what caused the melty now?

>>536913501
I bet she would make one of us her footstool and the other would be massaging her feet. So glad that isn't happening haha I'd hate that so much...

>>536914570
How would be know?

>>536914570
Depends. Are you brown and hate yourself?

>>536914779
yes that's why I installed HSR

>>536914570
Yes. If it were bad it wouldn't be shilled accross all hoyo games.

>>536914532
The whole thing, schizo.

>>536914570
I tried it and its fucking dogshit
>Literal nonexistent MC [Commandant]
>Game practically forces yuri down your throat from the start of the game
>Real main character is a canon dyke and an unlikeable retard

>>536914159
Lol

>>536915208
>an unlikeable retard
Just like caestelle?

herta lost

>>536914435
I want a future MC path to use a trash can lid like a Shield and throw it a la Captain America.

>>536914909
Then go for it. It was handcrafted just for you

Are there any tweaks to unlock HSR's framerate on PC?

>>536914674
Massaging Madam Herta's feet would be so disgusting haha....
It totally wouldn't make me leak down there haha...

>>536915208
>Game practically forces yuri down your throat from the start of the game
That's all I needed to know. Downloading it right now.

>>536914570
No. Chinese cant write stories while making games that are 90% story 10% combat and events. Add gacha on top of that and you have some of the worst slop imaginable.
HSR was my first and last gacha game ever that I will actually play. Tried Hi3 and uninstalled it after a month.
I dont know why would someone torture himself with DOZENS and DOZENS of hours of some of the most boring stories ever writen.

>>536915208
>Game practically forces yuri down your throat from the start of the game
Installing HI3 right now

>>536915273
Imagine Caelus/Stelle
Remove 50 IQ [this is not a joke]
Remove all heroism
Remove all likeability
Make them incoherently and irrationally obssessed with sexually assaulting one specific woman in particular in 24/7

I have never hated a gacha game more in my entire life. Holy shit Kiana is BAD

I look into your eyes and I think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war
Will these actions haunt my days? Every man I've slain?
Is the price I pay endless pain?
Close your eyes and spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?
I'm just a man who's trying to go home
Even after all the years away from what I've known
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down, I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man
But when does the comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
When does a ripple become a tidal wave?
When does the reason become the blame?
When does a man become a monster?
Forgive me
(When does a man become a monster?) Forgive me
(When does a man become a monster?) Forgive me
I'm just a man

>>536915678
>Remove all likeability
Cant remove something they dont have

why did amphoreus flop?

>>536915819
characters with no personality
plot revolving around the 2 honkaislop characters
awful music
bad map design
story drags for far too long

>>536915678
>Remove all likeability
they never had this

Is it worth to come back?
The Last Unit i pulled was Tribbie without her Lightcone.
Is Firefly C0 still good enough for Endgame?
Is Feixou with Robin still Meta?

>>536915819
50 hour long story with 3 being actually interesting to read. Extremely bland and boring characters, both personality and design-wise.

>>536915935
>Is Firefly C0 still good enough for Endgame?
lol
>Is Feixou with Robin still Meta?
Pretty decent in Apoc Shadow still.

>>536915935
Maybe
Good
No
Kinda

>>536915935
>no
>no
>no

>>536915935
Yes
No
Yes

>>536915208
>>Literal nonexistent MC [Commandant]
Guess how I know you only played the first thirty minutes

>>536915409
Same, haha....
I would hate massaging Madam Herta's feet or being her footstool sooo much haha..

Girls getting a tentacle rape doujin? Nah, Anaxa gets one

>Finally get your own Room in the Astral Express
>All your Units still hanging out in the Main Lobby or Bar

WHAT WAS THE POINT?

>>536916589
worm game

>>536916302
Imagine if she started to tease us even more with her feet haha....

goodnight bwos

>>536915935
Wait for 4.0 to come back, so you can pull the new shilled meta, and to skip the fecal amphoreous story.

>>536916745
Good night my dear Manami, you will always be my Elysia.

>>536916858
I'm not manami

>>536916745
Its only 10 PM

>>536916589
Scholar erotic

>>536916858
I'm Manami's boyfriend, he is busy right now.

>>536916589
Thanks for sharing bwo

>>536917050
Mince...

>>536916858
lmao

>>536916738
Like making us kiss them? That would be unimaginably horrible haha literally anything but that please Madam Herta...

>>536917103
I'm Mince's boyfriend, he is busy right now.

>>536916745
It's 3 pm

>>536917268
Manami....

>>536916745
letting yourself be seduced by hinoki baka

>>536915819
shaoji fucking sucks

>>536911401
>smooch the gay away

>>536917050
wrong, manami belongs to ME

With all these cones adding special debuffs to enemies, they'll run out of names for actual character debuffs.

>>536916589
He had tentancles in an official twitter hashtag event too

>>536917396
it's not like that, just a regular talk between bros

>>536917210
It'd be sooo horrible that there'd be a tent n our pants haha....

>>536915935
>Is it worth to come back?
Lmao, fuck no

>>536917050
>>536917567
Yuria...

>>536915935
No
No
If you sweat it out she's still fine

no one knows who i am...

>>536917878
FuXuan
Minceraftian namedropping himself
Manami namedropping himself

>>536917878
Go back to doing your homework, sweetie.

>>536915935
If you quit right before Anniversary, you should just not bother. You're disgusting.

>>536911401
You can tell an obese person drew this, that's not how normal people kiss.

>>536917878
I know what you are

>>536918291
t. seething roastie

Why is she sweating so much?

>>536917980
Wrong, I'm too busy being Madam Herta's footrest

guess im gonna have to wait until the resin reset in the 3 or so days

>>536917764
Uhh d-don't pay attention to that Madam Herta! We hate worshipping your feet a lot haha please make us stop this is sooo awful haha...

>>536918532
>blushing
lost on the celestial jade

Reminder that the hebe you love WILL be hagfied.

>>536919035
No one loves Cyrene

I miss v1 dromaheng

>>536918883
Wouldn't it be awful if Madam Herta put her feet right on our laps haha....
Imagine spurting as her soles touch your erection and some of it gets on her feet....

Is it worth spending 21.5 euros on these?

>see Dan3 nerfs
What does this guy even do now lmao? Bro is worse than sigger at this point

>>536919403
Yes. Please give them more of your money.

>>536919403
Who is that, that's not my nigga Owlbert

Zandar is a genshin expy...

>>536919772
I'm a hoyoverse game player, I'm not reading that

>>536919772
or zandik is a fragment of zandar

>character's name is Dan Hung
>he's not actually hung
>looks like a ken doll
What a scam.

>>536920135
You saw his cock?

What am I in for?

>>536919352
Yeah haha...
That would be such a strange thing to happen too, it's not like we have foot fetishes and that's why we spurted all over Madam Herta's feet or anything weird like that haha...

-The map is soulless
-The story is worst of any gacha game i have played
-Character look like they are made in koikatsu
-Powercreep so insane that the unit would get useless after 2 patches (to the point that old units are more useless than 2nd hand cond*m)

>>536920447
Ok but why are you here

>>536920425
My Bailu doesn't look like this.

>>536919598
All synergies with characters not named Phainon were removed and his shield is now 30% worse but thankfully hoyo was considerate enough to boost his sig's healing!

>>536920447
But enough about WuWa
This is /hsrg/

AIEEEEE

>>536920430
Would Herta get mad at us for cumming on her feet?

>>536920706
>Preservation
If you laugh you go to hell

>>536920706
SWANNIE NO

I love Elysia forever!

why would you be here if you dont play the game?

>>536913479
C&C

>>536920834
to namedrop and ERP while avatarfagging with herta?

>>536920706
Should have built a preservation run and not nihility

>>536919403
nigga they're cosmetics nobody else can decide for you if you like them enough to spend 20 bucks

>>536920758
She definitely would think it's gross, how anyone cum from feet? I just hope she doesn't make us lick it off her feet or anything like that...

>>536919929
The etymology of Zandar's name is probably the same as the central Genshin's character who also has a conflict with the god of wisdom and turned himself into a group of robots (segments and fragments are probably even using the same kanjis)

>>536921132
Well...
That doesn't sound too bad actually....

>>536920706
You NEED her.

>>536919172
But Shaoji...

someone help me , i have no idea out to beat the hard DU i’ve been stuck on level 5 for the past week.

>>536921579
Post your roster, at least

>>536921579
Try this

>>536909342
I'm still getting her because I love her

>>536921579
i beat du x6 with an e0s0 ff team anon before just moving on with castorice. Show us your roster.

Does black swan want 120 or 150 ehr

>>536921275
Ehhh you would really do that? I wouldn't want to but if Madam Herta told me then I guess I have no choice...

>>536910385
>Wasting your luck in a useless character when you coud just save it for a E1 of a better character or DPS+tailor made support and build a new team

>>536922373
It's a bit disgusting but.... It's Madam Herta's feet so yeah! Of course I would!

>>536922563
Argenti and Topaz mains are salty

>>536922563
Powercreep... wasn't supposed to exist...

>>536922292
120 anything beyond that is retarded

I'd rather teach Herta that no matter if she is a genius at the end of the day she is still just a female.

Preservation MC finally getting a buff throught the new relics. We won bros :D

>>536922824
ty

>>536922562
That's true, I would do anything for Madam Herta's feet. Especially if she threatened to cage me if I didn't clean up my mess...
I would definitely lick it up right away if she did that!

How long until we get racist buff cancer in this game?

The canon wife dressed as the canon mom...

>>536923386
Hopefully 3.7

>>536920758
>>536921275
>>536922373
>>536922942
>>536923309
jjpy

>>536923309
Oh no....
Why'd you have to mention caging it? Now it's really erect....

Our merch GOD Mydei.

>hmm let me open up /hsrg/ surely they're discussing the game
>ERP tranny and discord groomer are the only ones posting
hmmm...

A goddess...

>>536923770
herta avatarfags at that too

>>536923386
We already have shit like Acheron and Evernight and restrictive teamcomps like break or dot and they are really annoying so I doub we will go beyond that

>>536923673
Merch god Mydei.

The canon ending

>>536922292
Trace bonus caps at 120

>>536909746
Why do people keep shoehorning Wuwa with hoyo games? Are kurotards really that desperate?

>>536923587
Fortunately that's not going to happen since we'll both be cleaning up our mess haha...

>>536923770
go to reddit if you want a hugbox, zaunite

>>536924003
Polygamy is for third worlders

>>536923673
Look at him go

>>536924230
t. someone that can't even get one girl to love him

>>536924213
Big Black Tower emanator...

>>536924102
Wuwafags trying so hard to be one of the boys is so funny

>>536924242
He will carry it all! Best boy will be featured in all merch!

>>536924242
That shit's gay.
Plushie molesting is where it's at.

>>536909746
>TBer
>Dumb
Reminder TBer is the only rich, business mogul here. He's canonically the smartest one.

>>536924518
I mean he has been naked for like 3 days so he got molested already

>>536924159
Haha... That's true but you never know...
Maybe they'd cage it while we're both asleep so they'd laugh when we wake up and become desperate to unlock it haha...

>>536924518
Naked is boring, covering the least covered character in everything is where it is at.

Of course the anti-herta schizo is the same faggot who spam niggershit

>>536924230
Are you sure???

>>536925065
Rappa jumpscare

>>>/v/719192462

Our response??????

>>536924718
Ruan Mei and Madam Herta as a team is way too dangerous...
I wouldn't plead and beg to have it removed though! I want to show them that I'm tough! Although admittedly after a couple weeks I would start getting desperate...
How do you think they would make us earn our release?

A Chinese Mydei lover granted him his wish of becoming a star.

>>536924213
My 14cm penis can satisfy her

Which HSR is this

>>536926136
hi minceraftian

>>536926103
He deserves a constellation

Me my wife and a whore(FF)

>>536926038
I would be pretty desperate so they'd probably torture me a lot with all the teasing they'd do to me....
>How do you think they would make us earn our release?
Ruan Mei would reward us by unlocking it after we've done bunch of sexual experiements together but Madam Herta is probably much different...

>>536926846
What about Silver Wolf?

>>536926348
Hi, do you agree I could satisfy her?

Tribbios for caelus

>>536927007
You forgot your herta image

>>536926918
She is the is family dog

>>536927070
Now say this in front of me little Timmy I bet you won't scary ass white boy oh I'll know yo ass out if you did this shit around me fr

BIG male cock for caelus

What planars will Cyrene use? LeaKERS..PLZ

>>536927446
Literally 2 of these do not have a penis

>>536927560
Aventurine at least has a chance...

>>536927070
goldship would vibe to moonman

>>536927061
I would marry Tribios if she stayed like that

>>536926891
Madam Herta is so strict! She would keep us locked up for months if it was solely her decision...
Luckily we have Ruan Mei who is more merciful and understands that a male needs to have an orgasm! I hope she can convince Madam Herta to have some mercy on us...

>>536924213
wtf is wrong with you

>>536926752
Can you buy those?

>>536927560
Daniel dick...

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin
To make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea

Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
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They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

>>536927660
the streamer who does yuribait but has a boyfriend (manager) on the side...

>>536927867
don't smile at me like that

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast

Maybe you are too young
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy, in the navy

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
Who me?
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

>>536927685
Well, she may be strict but she knows more than we do so it's only fair to obey her so much!
But how would Ruan Mei convince Madam Herta?

Madam herta for caelus

>>536928078
It's raining men

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on the TV
They want you
Oh, my goodness
They want you
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you
They want you
In the navy
They want you (oceanography, what?)
They want you
In the navy
They want you
They want you
In the navy

Yes sir, no sir, yes sir
(In the navy) Yes sir, no sir, yes sir
(In the navy) Aye aye, sir

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin
To make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea

Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy