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>>537997004 (OP)
Help! DA is too hard!

our little menace

shifu... you're barely breaking 20k...

>>537997293
>named the defiler
>doesn't force herself on your agents

Can't stop thinking about Seed's butt...

>>538000958
What do you think her role will be in 2.3?

>>537998806
Would she rape people as a joke?

>>537998806
>wants to save mass murderer officials in your path

>100% going for Orphie
>like Seed's design and animations
>combat involving Seed Sr feels just a tiny bit drawn out with long animations, making combat in the trial feel a bit clunky
If it wasn't for Orphie, Seed would just barely cross into skip territory, but because I'm going for Orphie and don't like the combat of any other limited Attacker that can be used with her I'm really torn whether or not I should bite the bullet on Seed, since I still prefer her combat over Ellen, S11, Harumasa, Zhu, Eve, Sanby, etc, but that might be recency bias at play too.
Anyone that's willing to sit in the mud with me and talk some sense?

>not a single good electro carry
this element has no appealing sluts

>>538008347
You'd have to either not roll for anyone for several patches straight, be really shit at the game or have below average disks for this to ever happen if you've been a long time player

>>538005527
Bwo, your Grace?

Any updates on Damien is he really going to be playable?

Shifu love!

>>538008347
use piper
everyone should use piper

Seed is the ugliest girl in the game so far

>>537997293
>miasma priest
Yeah I'll just get 8 points.

You know who should be a Void Hunter? The Sage in a Barrel.

I'm still very concerned about Wormano potentially worming Lucia and Yidhari

>Miasmic fiend's timer no longer stops when she goes out of boudns to do her mechanic
I really fucking hope this is not intentional

>>538008575
Too SOVL for 2.0 ZZZ.

>>538008509
>everyone should use piper
correct

We all love Shifu

>>537999016
Have you tried to git gud?

>>538008575
>Sage gone
>Mewmew gone
>all sovl gone
2.0 was a mistake

>>538008509
But I have Alice and her wengine?

>>538001580
hopefully stalemate Yixuan from acting recklessly so she can investigate Waifei since Yunkui fucked up and interfered

>>538008496
>had to wait two fuarking patch to roll for her supports

>>538008636
This man speaks the truth

>>538008686
use piper on another team then

>>538008530
>this is who wise players want to play as or they'll stab our game director

>>538008636
this
anyones who hating shify and lucia is not real zanless zones fan and must leaves immediate

>>538008678
Proxy-san, those girls are in high school...

When are brown raiders finally leaving?

>>538005154
If you get both Seed and Orphie, you'll only ever be able to use Seed with Orphie.

If you only get Orphie, then you'll be able to use her with multiple teams. She's a hybrid off-field DPS/Support who makes up for having weaker buffs by contributing a lot of damage on her own.

One of these will age better. Additionally, if you think Seed's playstyle is clunky (like I do), you're never going to enjoy playing her. Hell, I thought Orphie felt better on-field than Seed did due to the lack of animation hang and start-up delay.

Don't saddle yourself with a character you don't like using.

>>538008671
>1.0: Sage, Mewmew
>2.0: Sweety
2.0 >>> 1.0

>>538008636
I don't and I own her, I wish she would fuck off for awhile so other Agents can be allowed to do cool things.
>Shows up to ruin all tension and stakes again
>Flys off
No thanks.

>>538008629
top tier design in new eridu

Wife

>>538008671
hey you dalit paki, you bastard son of bitch, stop raiding

>>538008803
That's a bit of a mid wit take

FUFU WILL TURN TRAITOR

>>538008678
Hey, we were just talking about you wisewimp, come to dump Wise X Yuzu/Alice porn again?

>>538008783
The problem is I don't like any of the current existing Attacker's gameplay, mostly due to the over reliance on dazers, I just don't really enjoy that loop
It feels like if I don't get both of them then I'll be sitting on Orphie while waiting on a new Attacker that might be good with her.
You might be right though, I might just roll Orphie and call it there or maybe even skip both until a fun attacker releases that might be good with Orphie

>>538008640
Against fiend and my panda is not M6

>>538008780
The brown numbers are getting updated so the Kurobots should be leaving soon after getting BTFO again. They spent all yesterday spamming un-updated and 5 minute mart charts and stomping their little feeties.

>>538008860
thats just your opinion man, just like I posted mine.

Seed god damn flopped and slopped and flopped and slopped

>>538008835
>>538009087

>>538008737
Based. All games would be better if devs feared their players a little more. Maybe there'd be less slop pumped out every single year if someone on the team feared getting stabbed.

>>538009087
dont use my wife to shitpost raider jeet

>>538008678
Hot. The summer event really was one of the best one yet

How good is the new B.A disk so far?

>>538008975
If you're uncertain about both, I'd recommend skipping both. Neither of them is going to be important for the future the way meta supports or void hunter equivalent are, so you should only get them if you both like using them and like them as characters. You can always get them again on a rerun banner if you regret it later.

I like Orphie, but half the reason I'm getting her is to bridge the gap between Lighter and Rupture agents.

>>538009132
>those eyes
Orphie wants to slide her futacock inside Belle so bad

>>538009073
I wasn't that anon, it's just that the opinion itself is mid witty no offence

>>538009087
it was expected, the second banners always sell less, plus she got barely any advertisement and everybody is saving for the void hunter next patch

>>538009132
>"I'm breaking up with your brother Wise... Belle... his penis was just too small and I realised I'm not into short brown men, can you tell him for me? I don't want things to be weird between us."

>>538008629
They should just inject Piper into every narrative at this point. Give the Proxy's a truck full of gear, put it in Steeltusk, and have PIper just drive them around everywhere. Even mogs a healthy chunk of S-Ranks performance wise. Shes to perfect to be relegated to the background.

>>538008492
Unlikely, but still possible.

>>538008990
How the fuck is it that WuWa keeps losing even when ZZZ's banners underperform? What the hell are they doing over there?

>>538009218
>"You’re doing it wrong"

>>538009087
trvke

>>538009230
do you have an example of a time she wasn't showing up to be a mary sue? i'd like to hear your thoughts on her flaws that provide character

>>538008636
shifu love!

can we all agree that killing Isolde was a terrible move by Hoyo? I'm extremely concerned for the future of this game

>>538009321
only true incels are left playing wuwa while ZZZ still has a normie and small female playerbase

>>538008990
I was told PS store sales don't matter because even Lighter stayed at no.1

>>538009189
That changes things, is Orphie going to be good for Rupture? I'm definitely getting Lucia and Yid, would she be a good third to use for the hell of it?

>>538009284
My only gripe about Piper is that I can't immediately go into an accelerated spin after her defensive assist.

>>538009087
>im gonna spam samefag myself for another thread
you will remove yourself from the gene pool on your own

>>538009321
the people who play wuwa are the poorest of the browns

>>538008891
Fufu had enough of Shifu trying to make her debut into an actress

relaunch when

>>538009321
Lower pity and no coinflips on the weapon banner.
And you can buy limited s rank mindscapes with residual signals.

Wanna hear the best part? They probably finished the scenario for 2.3 and 2.4, so we will still be in the Shifu glazing period.

>I started for lycaon
>I will not pull for seed
>I will pull for zhao
>I will pull for yutane
non humanbros how are we feeling

>>538008990
Fake number charts get updated and a majority of the raiding jeetniggers stop posting, what a coincidence this happens every time.
Now it's just the usual ban evading nigger who will post his favorite buzzwords and reply to himself for 10 hours again.

>>538009418
I can only hope the same happens to ZZZ. Women and fags can feed all their money to Troon Rail and Genshit, and then Hoyo can spend it on ZZZ anyway, just as God intended.

I want Zhao to release, they say she's been a Void Hunter for like 100 years or some shit, and she effortlessly dances around and mogs Yixuan into the dirt. Just see the seething reactions of the community.

>>538009695
need more robot women

>>538009670
Nah, Zhao is chinese too so she'll be taking the spotlight from shifulette

>>538009437
No, no. Orphie is not very good for Rupture at all - her off-field damage is helpful, but the buff she provides is ATK, and Rupture agents don't scale very well off ATK.

What she does specifically with Lighter is that she activates his passive, which requires an Attack or Calydon character, which means Lighter can bring his massive Ice/Fire buffs to an Ice/Fire rupture agent, while making up for the lack of Sheer Force buffs from someone like Lucia by doing damage herself. Very much not the intended way to play Rupture but it's an effective workaround.

Shifu hate is so forced, ethereals show up outside her temple and you faggots expect her to not do anything?
With Obol all she did was provide backup, barely had any lines and gave no fucks about Shiyuan running off to handle things on his own

I like that each miasma boss has something really annoying about them.

Defiler has defensive assist spam that wastes time. Fiend has two attacks that have 10 second windups for no reason. Priest goes untargetable frequently and has the same defensive assist spam thing.

Do i unironically try to use my sanby against this DA defiler boss or is it just a bait?

>>538009695
>I pulled for Seed Senior
>I will pull for Zhao
>I will pull for Yutane
>I will pull for S Rank Billy
I believe.

>>538009759
I don't really mind Yi Xuan but it would be nice to see her get forced into a tough position for once, especially if it's by the real Void-Hunter.

>>538009695
I want more robots, I want more cool dudes, and I want more fuzzy creatures. Excited for Komano and Zhao, but I'm withholding excitement for Yutane until we get confirmation she's going to spend most of her time in robot form. Got burned on expectations for Seed already.

Reminder that the mayor decides who gets to be a void hunter and will not make a TOPS janny one

>>538008803
you could also fuck off too..

>>538009363
I mean saying
>she kills all the tension
Implying that the game has any stakes to begin with is not something a grown adult should say as literally nothing happens here.
Funny thing is if after all her moments moments she gets betrayed by Ye that would actually "raise the stakes" higher that anything the game has a ever done and would be for once a great set up, a thing this games lacks.
Also saying other characters aren't allowed to have cool moments when the whole patch was about Orphie and Magus is practically saying you didn't play the quest all.

>>538009879
Why not? It's clearly giving an advantage to electric and physical attackers.

>>538009695
It's pretty simple, we have already won.
Her timeline perfectly aligns with our last Void-hunter.
Win or lose the VH-bowl, she's coming out, she's an agent, and she is a fur-cunny.

Shifu downfall soon, trust the plan.

>>538009801
That makes sense. Well, looks like I'm skipping both Seed and Orphie, once there's a fun Attacker out that can make use of Orphie I'll get them both then.
Thanks for clarifying things and helping me decide

>>538009321
Both of our games have declining numbers patch to patch outside of giant key jangling versions. For whatever reason they don't hold casual's interest.

>>538009967
Nah, my complaints are genuine concerns of more than just trolls and raiders. If you think Yi Xuan deserves 3x as much screentime as Miyabi and it's not entirely because she's the (Chinese) wank agent, you are a dishonest faglord.

belle would wear this

new attack disc good for s11? yes or no?

>>538009828
A lot of people on reddit are biased because of their own ideologies and they exaggerate any showing despite her just being there as a plot device.
Here it's just one person most of the time if you haven't noticed

>>538009321
60% cheaper for whales
30% cheaper for light spenders.
Minimal powercreep.

>>538010082
No problem anon. I'm looking forward to Manato and Zhao along with Orphie, but I get that males and kemonos aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hopefully they'll reveal something you get excited for before long.

>>538010006
You didn't post anything about a moment of weakness for her, because she's a Mary Sue.
This entire post is you coping about how no she's actually good as a poorly written caricature who never fails and is stronger than everybody else and has 0 story progression past "my sister died, oh well"

this rotation was the hardest mainly the new fat tits boss fight but i learned a lot
>evelyn team is the strongest even at 3 cost
>the jane team was miserable against the new boss
>shifu needs her support for more comfy clear

>>538010067
If Aizen does anything similar to this I will m6 him, believe it.

>>538010142
chinese game doe...

>>538010227
Thanks! That sounds like a cool team. I'm hoping that Zhao can make a good 3rd slot for Lucia Yid, surely she's made for Rupture but lets see

>>538008803
Orphie was plenty cool.
>>538009828
This. Being powerful alone doesn't make you a Mary Sue. Bending the plot so that everything is about you does. Shifu's just a powerful ally that's being set up to job.

>>538009828
Mary Sue characters are universally disliked as mediocre, regardless of agenda or ethnicity or whatever.

>>538009939
this but i doubt it would happen, yi xuan are kuudere. kuudere chara generally boring because they always perfect

New cunning hares member when?

>>538009695
I still hope we get an actual lizard beast thiren one day, if the tail isnt super fat it will suck though

What was the point of being back Yi Xuan's dead sister "but not really" for 2.1, anyway? Barely even got recognition from Shifu herself, let alone an emotional moment. Why put effort into a backstory reference that has zero actual implications?

>>538010363
>Terribly written character is okay because it's a chinese character in a chinese game
okay you're just retarded, opinion thrown away

>>538010252
>moment of weakness
We had 2.0 for that tho?

>>538010423
Maybe I should've rolled for Alice if I knew she's turning into Zhao

>>538009336
They really been neglecting Koleda. You'd think after getting a new VA they'd be willing to do more with her.

>>538009828
Retards don't understand she's set up to job bigly to wank the big bad at the end while the void hunter character takes over

>>538010479
to show Miasma capable of recreating things from people's memories
exaltists will create another Miyabi from your memories soon

Kys pedos

>>538010516
You mean the part where she ate an entire city limit sized ball of miasma and saved the day effortlessly and slept off the cancer?

>>538008975
I enjoy playing Trigger/sAnby/Qingyi, stunning something doesn't take any time like that.

>>538010481
I think I can see it...

>>538010553
Her new VA is a bad replacement and I hope they either find another or she improves dramatically. Really miss that delinquent gremlin energy her original VA has.

Seed should be raped

>>538010516
Where? I must have blinked and I missed it. You mean when her head hurt and she had to take a nap for a day after casualy making lore changing feat and redefine what is even possible?

>>538010509
Keep playing the chinese game and complaining about chinese wank.

>>538010553
She’s going to be the first S rank to get an alternate

>>538010603
Love yourself, Cunny-chads.

>Fufu image
>retarded post
every time

>>538010632
I don't enjoy Sanby sadly

>>538010479
Because she kinda got over it during 2.0?
If anything, seeing her sister turn into a monster only made her feel disgust and immediately went to put it to rest

>not maxed skills, 4* w-engine, cope disks
New boss is kinda easy.

>>538010676
I'll keep being right, thanks brother I appreciate it.

>>538010643
>martial arts
>twin studded bats
>meteor hammer
Cool image.

>>538008769
>clone soldiers are 11 at most
Shifu is old enough to be her grandma

>>538010067
I hope this happens.
Also, why is there blood, shouldn't that be dust with how old she is?

Why is there misconception of
>character has a lot of trailer = this will boost sales/they want to boost sales of said character
If you think about it logically, sales are not gathered from just rolling a character once but mostly from Mindscapes/dupes, and noone is going to roll additional dupes just because there're two more teasers, people roll them for meta reasons. (Aside from mental illness)
Those trailers and such are there to attract new players.

>>538010732
Gonna stay on topic today transbian or should we just all accept that you're gonna shit up this place forever because you're perma unemployed on disability?

>>538010553
He doesn't use the JP va.

>>538010765
>newest character shill
>m2 miyabi
>shifu team
>20k
is this DA reset unusually buff or something?

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BRING BACK BANGBOO TD?! FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING HATE IT

>>538010676
Not all chinawank is bad, anon. I just want the chinawank to be cool, but Mihoyo is missing the mark repeatedly.
>>538010753
Anon, she literally said it wasn't even her sister, just a distorted memory of her. Yi Xuan's had enough experience with miasma to not be phased by memory constructs anymore, so it's a wonder they even bothered referencing her dead sister when it was such a (excuse the term) nothingburger of a boss, narratively speaking.

>>538010702
>vagueposted
big ole mad stinky manchild tier response, scream into the void for me again

>>538010567
For this to work I have to like character first. Otherwise I will be just happy bitch will stop ruining the story

>>538010849
No idea what are you talking about but I've always been on-topic

I have a small hairy penis
Which zenless is for me

>>537997293
Your Seed?

>>538010872
Of course not. I use CN va.

>>538010608
>>538010654
>by herself
It took the whole Yunkui and got badly injured and left completely vulnerable with us having to comfort her
It literally isn't anything different from other characters' vulnerable moments, not counting it is cope

>>538010998
Komano.

>>538010843
If I was a new player, I think that animated short they did for Seed would make a bit peeved I got in game and found out the playable character is all about the scooter girl instead of the robot.

>>538010142
It's not about "deserving", it's just what the story is. The proxy didn't even properly meet Miyabi until 1.4, Yi Xuan and Yunkui in general has been set up to be present in 2.x since the start. Will this work out and will she have played a good role by the end of it? That's a different matter. As of right now, I don't hate her since 2.1 properly focused on Spook Shack and 2.2 properly focused on Orphie as characters.

>>538010829
>Also, why is there blood, shouldn't that be dust with how old she is?
she's like 25 bwo

>>538009828
Her protecting the city itself is absolutely fine, but going along with obol squad was stupid.
She came out of nowhere last patch too to kill the miasmic fiend, that was also a buzz kill.
Keep her away, she already had a shill patch in 2.0, no need to make every patch about her.

>>538010553
Magical Girl Koleda S Rank

>>538011024
>It took the whole Yunkui
No it fucking didn't you retard. They literally just wen to right spots and put the talisman. MC did it ffs having no idea what is happening
>got badly injured
I'm more badly injured after saturday night

>>538010998
Everyone. You're self inserting, after all

>>538011053
>She came out of nowhere last patch too to kill the miasmic fiend, that was also a buzz kill.
Your sibling contacted her retard, just say you don't play the game next time.

>>538011047
Kung fu shaolin master at 25! wow Shifu is so talented!

Astra loves Wise

>>538011047
nyo fuarking way!

>>538011024
>Badly injured
So she should have some form of scarring or permenant damage for what she did right? Or be hospitalized or terminally ill? Maybe even out of the plot for a-while since she took such an enormous ammount of super cancer... right?
But she isnt, she didn't, absolute retard level of (i don't even play the game) from you

>>538011047
Moar like 52

The Sarah running animation looked so goofy.

>>538011287
*cums*

>>538011047
>25
yixuan should have been a cool old granny who's always telling us youngsters to slow down and appreciate life

>>538011035
>dishonest faggot argument ignoring my points to make comparisons
shishou has showed up for 3 patches in a row to save the day, this is worse than a mary sue, this is main character solo leveling man level power fantasy wank

So she really is the Neuvillette of this game huh? we're going to be mindbroken by Shifu for years

>>537997156
>alice, janeM2, yuzuha
><14k
bro, surely you jest
i suggest swapping yuzuha and astra, have yuzuha pull soukaku, build soukaku as an anomaly, i was able to get 22k that way on that boss with no miyabi ball

>>538011047
Wow Shishou is so amazing! She can do anything! I'm so glad she's in our game to show up and improve every scene she's in by one-upping every other agent!

Got Seed in 30 pulls. What's a good team for her? I've got Sanby. I was thinking Seed SAnby and Fufu.

>>538011384
Venus is top tier, but I still like Elfy best.

Speaking of Venus, though, what the fuck happened to Shepherd? I need my daily dose.

What's the difference between the two attacks of the new disc set and Astral's?

Why the fuck is noboy talking about DA removing the timer stop during Miasmic fiend's out of the arena phase?

Bwos, what's the name of the track when Orphie walks around in the beginning?
https://files.catbox.moe/hl455m.mp4

the scene's giving me Jane Doe Stage for Rodents vibes.
I've been looking for more than an hour now. Can't find it.

>>538011484
>Venus is top tier, but I still like Elfy best.
Shifu mogs them both

holy mother of OGD

>>538010998
wise, and only female roster

>>538010695
Thumbnail looks like she's about to punch me with little fists.

>>538011053
>Her protecting the city itself is absolutely fine, but going along with obol squad was stupid.
She was there to dispel the miasma machines since Belle/Wise couldn't do it

>>538011531
damn Orphie is lucky

>2 attackers
>Electric damage
>crit damage
>anomaly resistant boss
this has got to be the most shilled a character has ever been in DA

I'm going to start calling her Sifu instead of Shifu because I like how Cantonese sounds more than Mandarin.

>>538011595
Almost every DA is like this.

>>538011372
What points? "There's no tension because of her"? With or without her, no one that matters was dying in this patch. And she didn't take anything away from Orphie.

>>538010947
that image you posted has comment chains talking about off-topic irl stuff like food and whatever else for months, if mods did their job you'd be rangebanned from the entire site.
ahhh who am i kidding you'd ban evade

>>538011151
She even brought Eous with her

>>538011648
Shifu speaks every language so it's fine

anytime now

>>538010479
Come to think of it, how exactly was ethereal Yijiang meant to contribute to Isolde's master plan?

>>538011393
*going to be made fun of relentlessly for years
because shifulette is cringe yeah

>>538011120
>>538011259
Yes they put he talisman and made the incantations
She was permanently coughing, very wakened and injured, even Fufu said she looked like a kitten.
Saying you wanted her to just be put in a coma or become an amputee when it happened 0 times (not with Caesar, not with Miyabi not with Hugo) it's just cope, not understanding the nature of the game or specifically seethe at her

Shifu broke me...

>>538011689
Shifu is never late but others are too early

>>538011595
When you realize that Miyabi isn't that op but always had bosses in her favor

>>538011531
Seed is cheeks

Something tells me she knew they were gonna die.
or she was planning to kill them herself.

>>538011393
I honestly don't get it desu.
>character is introduce as strong
>does strong things
I mean she might job later o to wank the Voidhunter of the patch

>>538011753
you're an esljeet who doesn't play, opinion discarded, post ignored.

>>538011724
I think it was just a naturally-formed product of the miasma that they were able to corral into fucking with Ferox and his operation after he pissed them off.

>>538010479
Blame the removal of TV mode, they have to waste time making moar corridors instead of making a few and using TV blocks for the rest saving manpower for other shit

I hate anomaly niggers and anomaly shill bosses so much

>>538011393
It's just our local ban evader cuckposter but yes

>>538011883
nice

>>538011595
>>538011662
Anomaly shilling's been going on for so long people didn't realize most content has been anti-attacker / pro-anomaly.
But don't worry attacker shilling usually only lasts for 1 reset (Anby, Evelyn).

>>538011817
why would you post this miyab-sama? :(

>>538011812
I like how this artist draws Koleda, whoever he is.

>>538011834
>I have no argument
Concession accepted

When will TV mode stop being controversial?

>>538011940
I just save all Mibibi...sorry

>>538011812
whoops wrong image

>>538011393
since the 2.0 leaks she's been mocked by everybody for being a mary sue and every patch proves this more right but please spam your images and cope here more often to compensate for this.

Shifu is so cool

>>538012024
The only way they could fix it being controversial is to actually FIX it and bring it back in a way that people don't abjectly hate it. But they seem like they'd rather just keep it gone forever than trying to make the changes necessary for it to be good.

>>538011883
CC!

>>538012036
>apologizing to horsechizo
Bro...

>>538011393
Neuv was so blatantly someone's idea of what a "cool" character is that I fundamentally couldn't take him seriously
>he's, uh, actually an ancient dragon
>and he reincarnated as a human
>and he's strong, too
>HE'S STRONGER THAN THE ARCHONS, ACTUALLY
>HE WOULD KICK THE ARCHONS ASS, ALL OF THEM
>oh and he's a quiet, contemplative man, so deep...
It's like trying to appeal to powerscalers and women simultaneously.

>>538009828
It's less about hating Yixuan and more about hating ZZZ writers' inability to make a good story that doesn't involve that Mary Sue that ruins everything.

>>538012024
When it comes back into the game and makes the sales skyrocket 10 000%, confirming TV Gods were right all along.

>Shishou is a good girl and very strong
>see bad people do bad things
>she does good things
It's that simple!

We're back to our fuarking heroine being a mary sue shitposting? I guess Seed made billions after all

>>538011753
>She was permanently coughing, very wakened and injured, even Fufu said she looked like a kitten.
You know what she did lore wise, right?
>cough
>me head hurts
as I have said. I felt worse than she after spending night drinking. Especially when it had little to no consequence in the story. It was such a nothing burger

How long until 2.3? And after that, how long until 2.4? I want to blow my load on Zhao.

>>538012183
ugly bitch she should dress like Shifu at least

When will we have a goth gf type character like dark March in zzz?

I have this sexo slut in my basket
BUT
what if they make an S-Nicole that's even more SEXO?

>>538012024
until they bring it back as optional content

uh oh they're back to spam images of shifulette and talk about thread nemesis

>>538011940
Holy BASED breadyabi poster

>>538012253
>got nerfed in V5
>AGAIN

>>538012036
lol the local schizo responded to you thats funny musta been his post i linked

Uh oh horseclone is here:
>call everyone brown and seethe at anything chinese
CHECK
>accuse any poster he dislikes his boogeyman and a samefagger
CHECK
>samefag himself and post on CD
CHECK
>be a civilized poster and not stir up shit
WRONG

TIEM TO RUN!

She's even a fashion influencer and pioneer

I was actually upset that after Lorenz got shot and we could move around the game world again, his corpse wasn't on the pier and his bodyguards were nowhere to be seen.

Such a basic aspect of presentation and they got sloppy.

>>538009363
She’s been shown to be pretty lazy

>>538012253
Aaand another gacha added to the list of gachas that straigth up copy from FGO's originals

>>538012253
when they give Nico her alt girl skin

>>538012253
Shifu would kill her in 1 punch

Ahem.

Shifu paizuri. "Shifuzuri," even.

That is all.

birb

>>538012178
how did she ruin the story? she was just a plot device that had little effect on it. the story was about orphie and isolde

obolfags??

>>538009828
>Shifu hate is so forced
No the fuck it is not? She is getting the same reaction every other Hoyoverse power-fantasy character gets. Flawless characters are mediocre and boring, and Shishou being the Chinawank propaganda character couldn't be more obvious if every time she showed up she started singing the CCP anthem.

What teams can I use for this Deadly Assault? Looking at it i prob won't even get 6 stars with what I have.

>>538012253
You realize March's voice actor is also going to voice Zhao?

>>538012395
They don't play their own game is the only explanation. Zenless Zone Zero? More like Passionless Zero Motivation devs who only work for paycheck.

LEAKS
Nicole will have sex with the mayor and blackmail him into funding the hares, then she'll get an S rank release in 2.6

>>538012527
As someone mentioned Neuvilette, which was the most unashamed power fantasy wank ever, I must inform you that he's beloved by women because they don't possess a higher thought process

>>538012519
Was she wrong about threatening them though?

>>538012258
Hey I just canceled my ZZZ figure orders!

>>538012242
normally each banner is 21 days
so 21+21 + 21+21, so 84 days
however since last banner was 1 week longer, i heard both seed and orphie will be 1 week longer each to return to schedule, so 84+14, 98 days
and that's if zhao is the first banner of 2.4 at all
so basically either start of december or zhao at christmas time
since her faction is "krampus", my guess is she'd be first and Void Hunter

but the devs seem to introduce the secondary characters first.
>we met fufu before we met shifu, the void hunter
>we met manato before we met yuzuha and alice
chinatsu is also speculated to be the A rank of the idols, if any of them are
so who knows, zhao could be second, after the real Void Hunter

I'm very concerned about the recent worm infestation

I'm doing it to shifu today

>>538012213
Yes but that's just your subjective dismissal, it wasn't less or more of a nothingburger than the rest of heavy moments, as the game doesn't really have stakes like that which is my main point.

>>538012713
/hsrg/ is two doors down bwo

>Exist
>Mindbreak zzz
How is she so powerfull even outside the game?

>>538012709
>chinatsu
>a rank
Only homosexual retard like you believe this.

>>538012471
You and I both know that S-Rank Nicole will just be zzz's Elysia and that's a good thing

>>538012549
I didn't know that, that's cool. I haven't played the new story yet.

I'm very concerned about the lack of Shifu in the story

>>538012385
American website, sorry bro Chinese shall be made fun of

>>538012717
Sure but just remember : you're way too small for her

>>538012421
>>538012613
>>538012787
Very cute

>>538012709
>21+21 is somehow 84 days
pag math

>>538012471
Goth sluts are fine, the shark would work even better, BUT I prefer landmines.

>>538012750
We agree that game doesn't have stakes, because writing is shit. You excuse shit writing by saying game doesn't have stakes anyway, which is just circular logic.
Same as people saying that we should stop complaining about shit story in gacha game because all gacha games have shit story. It's dumb

Have we gotten an explanation for the thiren variation yet?
>some are just humans with some minor animal features (e.g. Kot, Alice)
>some are full furry (e.g. Panda/Ben, Pulchra, Zhao)
I initially thought it might have been based on the animal, but both Zhao and Alice are rabbits.

>>538012512
She ruins the story by lowering the stakes and danger level while not being directly involved. It's like One Punch Man; you know he OP character will show up and solve everything in the end so it gets old really fast. Add chinawank and it's double shit.

what a pagastrophic thread this is

>>538012709
I do t think she's going to be a Void Hunter, but Krampus' Black Branch definitely feels like it's been presented as the TOPS counterpart to void hunters. Big-dick troubleshooters sent in to fix problems when high-profile people start causing problems that are too big to ignore. So Void Hunter-equivalent, maybe, like Yixuan. A bit weird to get two in one patch season, but I guess Genshin does something similar with their Harbinger/Archon drops.

>>538010424
We need more Mockingbirds.

>>538012512
>shows up
>solves all problems using magic
>flys off
if you can't see how this is a deus ex machina level mary sue writing you have down syndrome

>>538012887
Genetics, they ain't gotta explain shit.

>>538012640
She actually was wrong, because my M6 Orphie will have higher dps than my current M2 Yixuan. Sorry Shifu, I just like my clonewife more, that's all!

>>538012874
Then we agree that calling a perfectly normal character within ZZZ's modus operandi "the worst thing ever written" is blowing things out of proportion to say the least

>>538012857
He said 21+21+21+21, which is four banners or two patches.

>>538012713
go play a unicorn game for 5'3 brown men if you hate men in your games

>>538012927
When did zzz ever have stakes? Name the last time a character anyone remotely cared about died that wasn't an antagonist, shit always get's resolved without a hitch

>>538012887
human + ether corruption = full furry
full furry + human = half furry kids
half furry + human = ???
- headcanon

But I like sunday cartoons

>>538012887
Could just be that breeding with humans produces offspring with mixed features who are still classified as thirens.

>>538013106
*crack*

>>538012782
>people talking about the game story and questioning the decision to include this poorly written solo leveling man character is mindbreak
you're mindbroken to post this, i can practically see you holding the refurbished android phone in your hands as you typed this

>>538010942
Either way they (the writers) win because you'll be engaged with the story, be it with hate or love.

>>538013030
>perfectly normal character within ZZZ
She isn't though. She is setting up new standard of killing the stakes. Story in 2.X in general is extreme levels of nothing. Other part of the issues is cult and how they are handled, but that's besides the point. YiXuan is badly written character who is in badly written plot.

SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU

>>538012989
The problem was Magus, Obol and Isolde, which didn't really get solved.
Yixuan just allows all that (main plot and focus of the story) to happen.
Beating low level slimes and helping proxy do his shit is not solving everything

>>538013115
Whenever characters are in danger of dying that's stakes. When Phaethon's identity was almost discovered that was stakes. They may not be big stakes but at least there were tension. The existence of Yixuan is like if you're watching a horror movie but you know from the beginning it's only a nightmare and the entire cast will be fine.

>>538013251
*smack*

>>538012820
Puhlease, Yi Xuan is used to Chinese male penis sizes, I would be like king big dick in comparison. I bet she's never even had had uterus tapped before

Miyabi is a mary sue but you don't care because she's Japanese, anytime she shows up the stakes are in the negatives

>only agents are care about are Orphie and Zhao (and the Idols but they're never coming out)
>currently have 150 pulls, and will have 200 or so by the time Orphie is out
Is Trigger's ball worth pulling for, or should I just stay clear of ball banners?

>>538013212
Good post

>>538013360
But she rarely showed up.

>>538013360
She is, but they don't let Miyabi show up often because that would ruin any kind of dramatic tension. With Shifu, she's been showing up every patch to solve all our problems.

>>538012950
I hope they pull a reverse Sanby and give us past A-rank Lycaon

>>538013360
When was the last time Mibibi even showed up in the main story? What the fuck is she doing?

>>538013360
Neither points matter, they're both fan favourites and universally loved. Having some schizo bitch and cry about it changes nothing

>>538011486
ATK is the stat, Basic Attack is the action.
One is about enhancing the stat that generate the DMG, while the other enhance the DMG itself.

>>538013360
Miyabi is also crazy fast she would have beaten Isolde before she had time to power up

My wife is so graceful..

>YX can do divinations
>prolly saw all this trouble coming
>does nothing about it until the last moment
why is Yixuan like this?

>>538013362
Trigger's ball is more valuable now than on release because bosses are getting buffed to have more Defense. It's only low-impact if you're using her with Rupture agents.

>>538013360
Yeah, I hated how in 1.5 Astra was singing to make the dome engines work and then Miyabi showed up and brough it back down no problem or when we hugo was having his identiy crisis of telling himself what he already knew, miyabi showed up and killed his inner demon. Don't get me started on how Miyabi swoop in to save us and Vivian from that mean Ethereal.

>>538013487
Any poll with Lucy and Nicole not in the top 5 is fake.

>>538012519
I like when Shifu does that pose.

is Korea relevant enough to get a VH?

>>538013458
omg hi corn

>>538013030
>my argument is that i'm retarded and have can't read
Yi Xuan is NOT a normal character. She is an intolerable stain on the narrative because she is using actual chink magic and never loses or stumbles in any way ever.

>>538013457
Shifu's literally in the temple....Miyabi has an excuse with her running around doing training and always being busy

>>538013636
Sure, but the gook will job to Yixuan.

>>538012709
>i heard both seed and orphie will be 1 week longer each to return to schedule
RIP ZZZ

>>538013636
I don't think any of the hoyo games have a character with a korean name.

>>538013636
Korea is barely relevant enough to get a dub.

>>538013205
Then we are back in square one. ZZZ's story is mostly about the drama and the personal relationships (Yixuan/her sister, Yuzuha/Alice/Father, Obol Squad), while the action is usually a set up for the big main chapter (Bringer, Ye sibling Yunkui plot probably).
Thinking the game has real stakes is not getting it
>>538013680
This post provides nothing to the table aside from seethe

>>537997293
The defiler is fucking impossible without SAnby or Seed. Don't bother.

>>538013713
You know game is not real. Writers can make things happen. They decided for Shifu to have fuck all to do but to save you

>>538013360
Miyabi has segments where she has to fight her own demons and her own sword in an extended period. This is cope LOL

Always remember that /zzz/ will NEVER be happy with the story no matter what, it will be called shit either way

>>538013713
Why are you talking about them as if they're real people? If the writers wanted Miyabi to show up randomly like she does in events, they could. There is no such thing as excuses in a game that is so easily rewritten like this.

>>538013362
i hear trigger's ball is very good
but it could end up costing you all 150 rolls, and those are better spent on orphie (you most likely will be able to save for zhao by the time she comes out)

>>538013360
I especially loved the part where Miyabi showed up for 4 patches straight to solve all our problems.
Wait

>>538013360
Samurai are just that cool.

>>538013360
And you would be 100% right, she should show up more often.

>>538013856
This, we've got bigger whiners here than on xitter or reddit, notoriously known of whining troons

>>538013212
Is wife

>>537997293
Don't use sharkboo

>>538013853
>You must le kill
>Nuh uh, i will use it for le good
>Ok
>Also Eous shoved me into a fissure so i murderfucked a bunch of ethereals instead of cutting down civilians while the sword possesed me
Bravo

>>538013636
they'd ruin any of them because of chinese insecurities
squid game

>>538013853
>ACKSTUALLY Miyabi is a very strong martial artist that doesn't need tailless and is very talented
>so strong that she makes a deal with Tailless that she's the second person that made a deal with tailless and so overcomes her demons easily
You don't want to go that route.

>>538013998
why not

>>538013801
Thing is we had stakes. I felt more
>oh shit
When chinese police was visiting our store to check for suspicious stuff
or even in 1.0 Anby and Billy beeing stuck for too long in Hollow felt, engaging. Like it matters
Now it's nothing, because hollows are defanged, cultist are nothing burger and we have "I win" button on our fast dial on phone. It is real downgrade in writing

>>538011384
I thought it was really cute that you could date the NPCs for the movie event. They should do more things like that.

>>538013853
muh inner demons trope

The craziest thing is people have predicted this back in 1.7. That the newly-leaked Chinese Void Hunter level character will be wanked to oblivion and ruin the story.

I want waaaaay more defense units.
Stop fucking making attackers, make fun supports, defense, and stunners. I want units that enable new playstyles or teams, not a new cunt that shits out big numbers.
Cease the dps sales, I already have enough.

>>538013856
The 2.1 story was pretty well received, no?

>>538013853
oh man shifulette defender DID NOT like this post.
>wheres the segment where Yi Xuan has to do any ammount of character growth at all
Doesn't exist.

>>538011940
Buh-buh-based

>>538013856
can someone animate her poking the screen

>>538014074
The police getting you was nice because it was out of nowhere and didn't really mean the end for you, that may have been the only moment I got tense too.
Thinking Anby and Billy were in trouble in the tutorial chapter is crazy on the other hand

>>538014026
But there was actually a risk of her cutting through bunch of civilians. She did not have control, ofc it ended up well because plot, but there was chance for her to just mow down people.

I feel like any attempt to talk about negative aspects of the game ends up like this comic, just because some people can't tell shitposters from players with actual criticism.

I really don’t understand their balance department. Why is Yanagi, who was basically designed as a pseudo support for disorder (and with miyabi in mind) still a better stand alone electric dps than the two actual electric dps

>>538013853
Yixuan's heavy coughing was more scary than Miyabi's self pep talk

>87k across all bosses is above top 10%
They definetly amped up the DA a lot this time

>some wuwafag killed a highschooler in chink land cause the kid said wuwa sucked
Lmao

She will sell more in a single day than your whole extended Rabbit banner.

>>538013636
the only gacha with Korean characters is Nikke

>>538012253
Does she love me like all the girls in ZZZ love me?

>>538014310
The comic that people cut out and use only one panel of because it’s extremely retarded and the actual comic is about a terminally online tranny defending himself spending 16 hours a day on twitter?

That one?

I don't care about Miyabi because her boobs are not big enough
Yi xuan on the other hand...

>>538014365
Great taste

>>538014440
no one thinks the rabbit would sell

>>538014396
They're probably trying to aim for the point where getting three stars on a boss is reserved for either whales or the very high end of player skill, since the only real rewards stop at two stars.

>>538013575
exactly my point too, I don't know why people who like Yi Xuan are obsessed with the Miyabi comparison. Miyabi showed up for like a patch and a half, Yi Xuan has shown up every goddamn time I'm sick of seeing this bitch stay in your lane let us enjoy Obol without her needing to fucking rescue us again!

>>538014310
This is why wuwa improved so much in a year while hoyo games end up with complacent devs that could smell their own farts all day.

>>538014515
The concept you tried to undermine

>>538013856
Where were you during 2.1?

>>538014506
FUUUUUUCK

>>538014515
Thank you for proving my point.

The main story is a downgrade from 2.1. The entire obol squad all seem like they need a tard wrangler to get their shit together.

>"cultists are a joke now!!1"
the cultists have never been stronger in-lore
>CEOs of TOPS are working with them all the time
>(former) head of police is a cultist
>(former) military general is a cultist
>senior temple disciple is a cultist
>teacher of phaeton is very likely working with the cultists
>sacrifices can come out of the hollow at will and force evacuations of whole peninsulas

>>538014309
The potential risk doesn't matter when nothing ever happens over and over again, it becomes a game of guess how no consequences will be had this time, so the answer is do the most to build nd develop characters, which zzz is also lacking in, building trust outside the story isn't enough even if i enjoy the interactions there

>>538013360
You got them there

finally some actual number bloating. lost a solid 10k on Miasma Priest despite actually getting all the performance points this time around. I wonder if the japtuber is beating this one

>>538014536
>no one thinks the zzz character would sell
ftfy, nn to ty me

I liked the part where Cunning Hares, Belobog Industries, Victoria Housekeeping Co., Sons of Calydon, Yanagi, Harumasa and Soukkaku all joined forces to fight Bringer then Miyabi just walked in, said “STEP ASIDE, SHITTERS” and one shot him while Zhu Yuan who had real history with him just watched from afar.

>>538014264
Notice how I didn't say I was tense with Billy and Anby. I said I was engaged and hooked. We had no information on how long they can be there, we saw the potential impact. Ofc we know it would end well, like you would in most stories. It's that wondering, what would happen if... or... I wonder how they will get out of it since I know they will.
There were plenty of little moments like Qingqi talking to you for too long. The marionete ethereal felt also great, since our first encounter with it ended not with use blasting it, but using music to make it move out. Felt more like force of nature here.
Story ripped all those things away at this point. Hollows are places were people meet to protest. Sacrifices are just casual whatever big monster of the week. We hang out with Mayor and have godlike flawless being on our side. Any semblance of tension is dead.
The only character who still has anything going for them is Damian and tops.

>>538014447
The girls in ZZZ don’t love you they’re just interested in your money.

>>538014785
Yeah that was stupid. People were fooled into thinking 1.4 was kino but actually it started the downfall of this game.

>>538013856
Literally last patch was filled with almost nothing but praise you disengenious fuck

>>538014440
>>538014781
neck yourself, raider

>>538014785
you are right about this. in many ways, Miyabi was a much bigger mary sue.

>>538014804
We spend like 3 chapters on the word “sacrifice”, learning it exists, learning about the coverup, tracking down Perlman, etc

And it turns out a sacrifice is just some shitty mook enemy

>>538014179
Absolutely no person who hasn't even taken a cursory glance at Genshin and Honkai Star Rail especially didn't see this coming. They are absolutely guilty of the worse self-fellation imaginable when it comes to doing anything remotely Chinese. Laofu permenantly made me quit that game because no, I will not be tolerating an entire years worth of the same garbage about the mandate of heaven. When I saw they were going back for Laofu part 2 (during penacony) I was immedaitely proud of my immense foresight to know that yes, they would be pulling this shit again.
Laofu 2 is going to be a catastrophe for anybody left playing who doesn't want to be forced to consume propaganda.

I can't afford to have any other girls...

>>538014916
>New Eridu's biggest celeb just wants your money

>>538014804
>The only character who still has anything going for them is Damian and tops.
Hugo was interesting for one patch until they made him a cuck

>>538014310
It's either this or "you're racist because you don't like chinawank" my favorite.

>>538014804
I did feel that tension with the workers who took the water and the whole Isolde betrayal deal. Being able to take low cost sacrifices out of the hollow also is interesting for an all out attack.
That small tension didn't change for me at all.

>>538014935
I can't believe the summer event patch was well received

Reminder that the next void hunter is just going to be a Yi Xuan alt.

>>538014440
nobody cares what you think, you play genshin

Shifu is the type of chick to listen to ¨my humps¨ from black eyed peas

>>538014916
But I'm canonically a poorfag?

why don't they get the writer who writes the good agent stories to write the main story?

>>538015131
half of Chinawank complaints are just anti-china sentiment chudbeit

>>538014781
firepag kill yourself

>>538015261
The hell kind of quotation marks are those

>>538014440
>shitty textures on a low poly model
She would've been 50x hotter as a ZZZ character. They need to bury Genshin and release Genshin 2 already

>>538014929
it's not just Miyabi. this idea of an ubermensch category of characters is fucking retarded. why would one ever roll for a shitter normal character instead of just waiting for the next Void Hunter? this probably why every normal character is a distasteful one note appeal to a very specific thing, ie: Hugo for women and fags, Seed for footfags. this is the only way they can ever hope to sell them since there are void hunters ever looming in the horizon.

>>538015318
Yup
They actually think they are being sensible and not just seething

>>538014804
Damian is interesting precisely because he's an NPC who may or may not die or get turned into the next Ethereal Sacrifice Boss. There's tension when it comes to him.

>>538015318
I made a comment about the defense for bad decisions and writing being called racist, and you immediately proved my point thank you for that.

>>538015274
But the agent story writers ARE also the main story writers, they just have more freedom with "side content", this has ALWAYS been the case across everything Hoyo related

>>538014440
Ruan Mei? Didn't she come out like 2 years ago?

>>538015345
Mindscapes?

If she ends up the real Void-hunter (as coincides with the timeline of Miyabi) will the anti-cunny schizo finally kill himself or leave our game?

>>538015464
No, he won't be turned into ethereal, but he is good because he is first character in forever who has any goal in life that isn't sucking MC cock and our goals can be different. Makes our relation with him something that can change and evolve.

>>538015131
it's funny because I've never been called racist for complaining about katana nipwank in various japanese games

>>538015574
Sexfufu rerun when.......

Shifu can't escape her death
And zzz will love it!

>>538015619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

the reason 1.4 was the downfall of zzz is because that is when they stealth added censorship to the game. There is anti transparency mods though but modding shouldn't be neccessary to get an upskirt shot of the characters you paid for.

>>538015516
It is an objectively corect observation, they make all your cheap toys and you want the cake of hating them too

>>538015537
I think that's the new deer girl from Genshin

>>538014729
Isolde was a Colonel, not a General, and Lorenz wasn't working with the Exaltists, he was just corrupt in a normal self-serving way in collaboration with TOPS.

>>538015619
If you played the game you would know there is no way for her to be VH if she works for the Mayor's competition

How are we feeling about SEED? she made my DA score go up a whole 25k compared to my Sanby team

what do we think of the new boss fight

https://poal.me/512d08
>https://poal.me/512d08
https://poal.me/512d08

>>538015638
It's genuinly a taught coping mechanism for online Chinese trolls to call them racist, they thought to learn from blue haired obese liberal women on twitter since it worked so well for so long.
>>538015742
Incorrect, good try though and judging by these last two responses I'm guessing you're exactly who my post was making fun of, thanks for 2x proving me right.

I'm a proud shifu glazer

>>538015869
How do I get a job doing data collection on 4chan?

The venn diagram of mechafags and footfags is two separate circles.

>>538015619
here's hoping

>>538015638
Unless you're a boomer pumped full of legacy media or actively saying racist shit about the Tojos nobody will assume you're racist, everyone outside the two aforementioned categories is at worst neutral on Japan
Meanwhile China is an active geopolitical threat to the west and the propaganda reflects that

>>538015743
I don't remember her looking that hot. Damn. I might have to roll for her after all.

>>538015638
This is a real thing I've noticed lately, if you call out anything problematic anywhere near the Chinese you get flooded with responses trying to call you racist now. You could be a Chinese-american complaining about mainlanders and they'll call you a racist white mutt now.

>>538015952
That means twice as many people will roll for Seed, right?

>>538015682
When Shifu gets in trouble seethers will just mock her and not praise the set up because it was never about the writing

>>538016095
not going to happen

Two separate... circles...

>Play chinese game
>Win chinese prizes
>Complain
Do you also do this when a USA made product wanks the USA? When a japanese product does the same for Japan?

>>538015742
I don't hate China and I like a lot of Chinese culture. Chinawank in other games is often good and fun, like Black Myth Wukong.

It's specifically Hoyo-brand Chinawank that sucks. It happened with Liyue, it happened with Laofu, and it happened with Waifei.

I want ___ that gun.

How much worse is Evelyn with Ju Fufu instead of Lighter? I refuse to roll for men but Evelyn is so sexy...

>>538015638
Rarely anyone complains about nipwank the most mainstream culture

>>538015638
I have never in my life heard a white European call somebody racist for talking shit about them or their culture/products, only the negroids/spics/jews/asians do this and its a self-reveal if you're getting called racist for shitting on something of that nature, it's 100% a dink/brown/jew/bugman doing it who is big mad

>>538015807
the SSanby buffs might push her back on top tbqh
but seed would still have more iframes and easier team builds

>tfw vividly recall banner order being orphe and then seed
>go to log in
>it's seed first
what in the butterfly effect have i done?

>>538016159
I'm going to CUM

>>538016185
Actually I often complain about Japanwank because it's just as cringe, such as whenever anyone tries to argue that Folded Nipponese Steel is the peak of craftsmanship when it's just smiths trying to cope with their shit-quality iron.

>>538016159
everytime Yixuan talks I only look at her tits and imagine the milk sloshing inside of it

>>538016204
>I refuse to roll for men

No one plays this game KEK

>>538016107
Seed is the key to all of this. If we can make seed working... because she is the better character we have ever had

>>538016421
This but I imagine my dick between the two girls kissing.

Yixuan death flags are rising... it's inevitable at this point

>>538015682
It is her fate to become the wings of Phaeton

The real tragedy in the latest patches is zero Venus content, where is she?

>mention anything chinese
>instant replies seething
>comparing it to the other occasional complains about other cultures
I don't think we are fooling anyone seamuttbros

>>538016204
Not much worse with either Fufu, Trigger or Orphie

>>538016204
Significantly worse, though still usable. It's hard to beat Lighter giving 15% fire shred and +75% fire damage, not to mention +40% crit damage if you get his sig.

weird there was no new content in HZ this time around
i'm guessing their data shows people aren't autistically minmaxing it like me
maybe the minigames are gonna be more involved than usual
if not, then i'm not sure what exactly they expect us to do for the next 42 days

>>538016520
At the end of the 2.x cycle she'll be mortally wound, the Grim Reaper will come to collect her then she'll beat him and then everyone in New Eridu will become immortal.

>>538016527
wait...her birb is her sis?

>>538016520
>playable agent
You just fucking know that if it goes that way it'll be reversed by asspull magic 15 seconds later.

>>538016095
>Kills hundreds of thousands
>Im sorry Shifu, i did it for my dead sister, i desperately wanted to see her again
>It's ok, iwe forgive you
>Thank you(Dies)
This will happen and you know it

>>538016712
It fucking better. They can't kill of one of the sexiest women in the game. They should kill of Lighter or Lycaon instead.

>>538016434
>running wuwa in the background
back to where you came from, subhuman

>>538016706
Her bird isn't, but the big bird in her dreams is her sister.

>>538016712
>>538016520
>>538016774
Aren't you forgetting the existence of the Crystal Door?

>>538016591
I just want more Kung Fu Panda, Black Myth Wukong, and even some of those wacky-ass cultivation simulators rather than bland and sterilized China. I grew up being exposed to a lot of fun Chinese shit and it's sad to see Hoyo do nothing with it when it would be so easy to make stuff that still appeals to both western and eastern sensibilities.

>>538016585
This. I was lied to...

>>538016585
shot and buried behind the shed along with the TV mode

wuwa> this slop

>>538016421
>noo you have to roll for I LIKE
Do troons really

/zzz/ needs to realign their meridians.

>>538016814
>The Crystal Door
>The Pit in Hollow Zero
>Helios Academy
>The Moon
>The Hollow in the Sky
>The Dark Wall
>The Divine Maze
Which are we getting first?

>>538016853
I guess that's what happened to Shepherd, too. Are all the commission agents we get doomed to tragic ends?

>wants to build pity for magus
>got sneed in first 10 rolls
i never asked for this

>>538016968
Why would you build pity at all when she's just around the corner? You could build it on her own banner.

Are people just addicted to rolling?

>Aparently manato with Orphie and Lighter is just as good if not better than the current Yi xuan teams at c0
Fucking kek, they are nerfing the shit out of manato before he releases

>>538016434
ouch

>>538016930
helios academy since thats where the door is

Milk

>>538016853
Where is Summer Venus....she'll appear right....

>>538016869
No, nigger. The point is that refusing to pull only for wank material is like saying "I refuse to pull for characters that don't have turqoise in their clothing."

>>538016968
>I didn't want Seed so I'm gonna pull on her banner so I can build pity for the character that I do want
Are you retards just addicted to gambling? Or are you just humblebragging?

>>538017079
That's an exaggeration, but Manato/Lighter/Orphie is a perfectly viable alternative to Manato/Lucia/Fufu on the beta. Both teams were shown clearing Pompey with ~45k score despite large parts of Manato's kit currently being broken and nonfunctional.

He's shaping up to be a pretty good budget rupture agent.

Probably could increase all scores by few thousands, but it felt harder than before.

So who uses the new Moonlight Lullaby/Dawn's Bloom roughly? I assume Moonlight is good for most supports and Dawn probably for S11?

Since the Overseer is dead and chinese peninsula is cleared of exaltists are we finally going back to Cunning Hares Kino to track down sarah and whatever's next? Please say yes.

>>538016946
>>538017263
>>538016585
HAG LOVE

>>538017316
pointy

>S11 still suffering from her brain damage due to Sanby story
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE SANBY SO FUCKING MUCH. SHE RUINED MY BELOVED

>>538017495
We'll stay in the Waifei Peninsula until morale improves.

>>537997004 (OP)
seed bricked my account. she's not even better than my yanagi. why did hoyo release such a shit character

>>538017386
The point is that even your retarded examlpe is completely valid. Being this obsessed with what other people want to roll for and enjoy is pathetic.
I can roll only males if I want to, or only females if I want to, or only faggot thirens if I wanted to. It's a gacha game

>>538017271
>Trigger
Masturbates normally.
>Soldier 11
Doesn't masturbate, but seeks sensations from spicy food.
>Seed
Masturbates to the thoughts of committing war crimes.
>Orphie & Magus
Masturbates together, Magus taking dominant role.

I DONT GET WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TASK FORCE INVESTIGATION AND BATTLE PURGE???1?

>>538017495
Manato focus next patch apparently...

>>538017495
There is still plenty of characters in the new region trailer that we have not got, and they are not from Cunning Hares.

>>538017561
That one line made me feel so sad for S11. I don't even really like Harin that much, but the idea that's she's basically in a permanently-concussed state, only good for combat and just dazedly happy to be among friends, really got to me.

>>538016185
yeah, we do. this is a terrible comparison
RAMIREZ DEFEND BURGERTOWN
is famous you fucking baboon

>>538017495
No, we are stuck with the better cunning hares
Spook Shack

What the FUCK man. If I wanted Tower Defense I'd go play Arknights. GARBAGE EVENT.

>>538017643
It's not obsession, retard. It's a judgement. A valid judgement that says that you are a tasteless and/or autistic fucking faggot.

>>538017495
Nope, there's still Sarah and Ye Shiyuan

>>537997004 (OP)
Who else can't wait for Sara to die so they can laugh at Sarafags being butt blasted?

>>538017495
God I hope, I'm so sick of Maryjuana

Seeing how Isolde could turn back from her sacrifice mode do you think some of the other sacrifices can?

>>538017839
>anyone that doesn't agree with me is tasteless and/or autistic
Peak retard and autism in and of itself. Keep seething every time you come across anyone that doesn't like the exact same characters you like

I'm going to have to wait for the weekend to pass because I refuse to believe this score is top 13 percentile.

>>538017836
Huh, funny. I actually liked it a lot more than the auto-chess and was glad to see it returning.

>>538017495
The Cunning Hares will never be story relevant again. Please roll for new characters.

>>538017971
We're not seething we're saying you are gay and retarded

>>538017971
>anyone that doesn't agree with me is tasteless and/or autistic
Yes.

>>538017839
you won the argument and that wormfaggot is big mad

>>538018038
>I'm not rolling for x
>immediate reply with seethe
>"We're not seething"
Kek

>>538018081
meant for
>>538017971

Jesus christ

>>538017971
Got xis ass

>>538018134
Just admit you got owned and move on with your day

>>538018193
Worst boss design we've had so far, honestly. Sure, it's sexy, but it just looks like shitty cosplay rather than a real sacrifice or ethereal.

Komano 5* would sell better than SEEDflop

>>538017316
shishou's inverted shishous!

why do chinks enter the english american forum and get mad that people don't like chinaslop or mary sue chink characters?

>>538018193
This is the real reason Isolde defected. She wanted to be bigger than rina

>>538018193
Lucia should have that as a summon

>>538017809
>>538017986
Aren't they in high school?

The day Yi Xuan dies is the day I quit playing ZZZ

>>538018264
>no argument
Keep coping, faggot.

>>538018341
>I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Yuzuha love!

>>538018335
we lose nothing with you gone you're poor and brown, probably chinese

>>538018297
Some may be actual chinks trying to see what westerners are saying about the game, same as some westerners will go onto Tieba or whatever.

Some may be jeets/anti-hoyo schizos just trying to stir up shit by impersonating China shills.

Some may just be retards.

>>538018297
Seia flopped and killed ba

>>538018335
she's a playable agent she can't die.. Even Harumasa is surviving to the end of this

>>538017495
The Overseer is not dead. It's a title and it got transferred to Sarah

>>538018407
>t. massive faggot crying because a random online doesn't want to roll for his favourite gacha character