Thread 538008818

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>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>537922524

>>538008818 (OP)
Really bad fanart

>>538008818 (OP)
Really good fanart

gg
I think this dog forgot how to make tornados

>>538006650
Late ggs, got into another match right after that

Ggs Hellstar

>>538009209
just save an ironeye/raider/wylder ult when he starts turning all purpley and it's an ez phase skip
gg btw

thank you for your service ironeye

>>538009461
kek

gg raider and rev anons, sorry i had to go afk a fair bit... work was calling

>>538010298
gg

>>537996961
>>537996961
>>537996961
move to the real thread please

>>538011206
even doe there's thousands of you and it's already full?

>>538008757
I don't use any group passwords so it's probably just a rando. I should put erg in tho, i'll do that.

gg and sorry I missed the timing to stop his tornado

>>538011283
>>538011443
>>538010737
>>538011206
>>538010298
'zuk it up yem it up 'zuk it up yem it up with the gemmy maddy sycjs bbc girl at tiff yuh yuh yuh yeagg

>>538011410
They don't look like that

>>538011206
poor guy

gg floorboyreturn the favor when I do it and cutie

>>538011664
even doe its gennie culture stupid ergite newfig

>>538011668
Anything for my wylder

>>538011754
gennie culture is making fun of steppe people doebethewords

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
yys
lero sister
monica
zullie
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
shiftyduck
gemmy clone
>D tier
madison
rellana roleplayer

>>538011410
Grotesque amerigroidisms.

gg dog

why don't you bump your own general with this quality content?

>>538011874
yysbros...../ourgirl/ fell off..
how do we recover?

>>538012015
Ggs

How come there's people playing some version of the Deep of Night update? Is it a modded bootleg from available info or what?

>>538011754
you killing yourself is gennie culture

>>538012116
yep, a mod

would you kiss a maddy slurm girl at the 'dahn beach

yys feet x nora feet x gemmy feet x zullie feet x varreslut feet x lero sister feet x neko paws x sycjs feet x gemmy clone feet x vrchat 'maru feet x pmask tarnished feet x miquella goonette feet x neko clone paws x big black kino

>yys dethroned as the resident top Revenant threadbunny
Is that she left bros?

its sad to think that if internet porn didnt exist you guys wouldve turned out normal

imagine getting a syrupy pawjob from the super kawaii nyeko knyaight under a table at denny's

>>538012659
>nyeko knyaight
Isn't she a lipsy troon and got caught cheating her relics?

>>538012650
Porn didn't do this to them. A lack of loving parents did.

'rass it up
yemmy 'ox it down

>>538012737
>she
?

poopabros....our response?

shut the fuck up

>>538012981
even doe 'pa became a slut addicted to the big black kino

nox left
grass left
poopmask left
zenovis left
shitmask left
rya left
dsgtroon squad left
nyeko left
benhardt left
lero left
oulero left
klippy left
gemmy left
yemmy left
hbsc left
hibiscus left
pmask left
noktily left
umaru left
hellkite dragon left
jeenine left
prod left
oro left
syccjs left
leafschizo left
pancakes left
dogged contender left
zem left
nezuk left
madison left
mokfel left
amirah left
varrewhore left
umbra left
kairo left
benhart left
nora left
miquella goonette left
terr left
gemmy clone left
radahn left
yui left
darius left
dorkslayer left
lucifer left
nyeko clone left
mush left
dragonirian left
sneedger left
mari left
yys left
ace left
slugma left
shiftyduck left
steam group troons left
ergcord left
bumocord left
ER dev support left
fcs left

it's nyover...

>>538012981
Shouldn't you be in /dsg/ right now?

>>538012790
Every person or stranger I saw looked down on me. Parents didn't love me and every person I tried to make friends with or get love from hurt me or used me because I tried so hard to please them. Not one close friend or lover or connection ever, just heartbreak and rejection and betrayal and judgement over and over again. Now I cannot and will not ever try again to approach others because it's impossible, and others of course will never approach me. I wish I could snap my fingers and kill everything because every being including God is evil and deserves to die. Existence itself is evil and there should be nothing instead of something.

yys bouncing on big black kino while mush watches at limveld

>>538013354
example a of someone that didn't get hugged by parents growing up.

>>538012659
What the fuck does syrupy even mean in this context

'rass the yeag just 'rass the yeag and then zem the nox with the yemmy gemmy slurm mokfel girl at tiff unf unf unf yuh

>>538013354
average revenant player mindset

>>538013354
>God is evil
God was rejected in similar way, and understands this pain very well
>Existence itself is evil
I'm sorry you feel this way, but there is good in being

OH LAYLAAAAAAAAAA

>>538013354
This guy mains executor btw

wylder SMOKEY
raider SALTY
duchess SWEET
ironeye BITTER
recluse NUTTY/BUTTERY
executor UMAMI
guardian SPICY
revenant SOUR

I thought I'd be able to keep my stacks after gifting the Grafted but I guess not, enjoy jello

>>538012872
Based + my mistake I meant *xhe but got auto-corrected.

Why was the dog frozen at end and just staring at me.

gg hotdog

>>538013819
No, I main raider, faggot. I have played executor one single time just to get a nightlord killed with every character

>>538012981
What is even going on in the bottom half of this?

>>538013239
>not on the list
It's over

>>538013903
Did you kill real dog during the 3 dog segment? If you do the other 2 stand there idle and look at you and follow you with their eyes.

>>538014039
dsg pics are so weird

>>538012737
He posted them himself then got made fun of for it and hasn't queued again since then
>>538013467
Probably maple syrup
>>538013764
I wonder what happened to layla

>>538013845
>recluse NUTTY
sure will be once i'm done with her

Why are shiftysissy, sens, yys and monica like this?

>>538014162
Based, xhe was like "yeah they're optimal bro" and not only did they not stack, they were cheated, dumb troon BTFO as usual.

why is sludge merchant like this

Sludgexisters... Why did we get caught jawbing and lying? Is it a cultural or racial thing?

>>538014423
The war has taken its toll on him. 8 out of 10 people he knows irl were killed by people that look just like him.

>>538014054
No, it was the real dog that just stood there took hits and died.

>>538014589
>this drama again
ok, general is dead until depths, bye

>>538014616
Night spells were mindfucking his ai. Have you not played ER before?

>>538014690
You seem upset + lost bigly?

>>538014690
Sludge is the one posting the interracial cuckshit retard.

gg

just have to say this here since I can't on youtube

>streamer stuck for over an hour, literally screaming at the mic and smacking things
>state observation I made

>mod comes in
>no backseating, or even "what I just did" 20 minutes ago

>I dont post again til he beats the boss
>chat starts backseating
so its fine when they do it. dick.

been pissing me off since yesterday, have to say something.

>>538014690
>depths
kek

>>538014724
I have never done proper sorcery playthrough in ER so idk how most spell works.

>>538014835
gg duchess trio

>>538014835
gg

>>538011874
why me

>>538014934
Fair enough. Watch the webm again and you'll see one of your teammates using a Night spell (dark blue) which specifically messes with enemy AI so they won't dodge it.
Now, a normal dev would make the enemy not respond to the spell targeting, but From made it so enemies targeted by those spells do nothing. Not just ignore the spell, they ignore everything while the spell is active. Probably not how you'd want to do that if you were making your own game but this was an experiment to let newer devs at From get some real game experience so it has some... issues.

I'm gonna pee and then I'll queue

the fruits of our labor

I know that's the strategy the cheaters used on launch to farm clips but first time in 400 hours I actually got to try it, hope you had fun. I wish I'd gotten you a better spell for Adel though. Thanks for being a good sport aswell, V***ntine.

>>538015689
I kneel.

>>538015058
you're a cute tgirl sissy slut built for pleasuring black men that's why

What a blameless and upright gigadel

>>538016518
gg ez serpent bow adel kill
sorry about messing up the phase interrupt, blew my ult too early

>>538016518
smooth smooth

>>538009461
Saved

>>538016626
its fine I think that led into the stagger that kept him in phase 2 a little longer which is always a pro gamer strat

I whiffed and used my ult on the first lighting spin in phase 3 and just ended up sipping the take damage gives hp physic to run at him

>>538015058
just dsg culture that deserve its general dead, pay it no mind.

bros....
chinks and sneedger figured it out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRApBfcODZU

>>538017018
its gennie culture doejeeit

pls queue for dog

>>538012630
I am in this list and I voted myself.

>>538017292
ok

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>>538017454
even doe tgirls are /erg/ culture

>>538017373
thanks, 2/3 everdog now

I really hate the explosion attack gladius does. I can not for the life of me get the timing down on the final line of explosions and it’s pissing me off

Ggs Duch/Rev, Gladius is too much of a spazzy shitter to get that weapon art off on him consistently without eating a lot of damage.

>>538017751
i spam roll and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

>>538017308
We know terr

>>538017512
every culture has an underclass.

>>538018047
I'd say troons are closer to a servant class than an actual underclass. Who do you think makes our threads for us when we are playing the game? Who bumps our threads with idiocy so we stay relevant?

Our servant class does that for us. They don't even get a stipend for it.

hiii im joining the queue right nyow

>>538018427
so you are saying that just as clean it up jannies exist so do bump it up troonies?
hmm, perhaps I was too harsh

Augur bubble pulled me into the middle of the rain. The fuck kind of bullshit is that?

gg raiders

>>538018965
Its like the scorpion and the frog. Some things are just designed to operate as what they are, and as such our threads get bumped and maintained by our servitors.
We never asked this of them, they do it as functionaries.
The eunuchs of the 900ad eurasian landmass and the eunuchs of the 2020s global culture are quite the same in the end. The only real difference is our modern day eunuchs don't have the political power of eunuchs in days past. Where political might used to hide only base supplication remains.

>>538019390
ggs

One day I will actually install 4chX and set up filters, there will be 50 posts out of a 1000 post thread left

>>538019034
And people call him the weakest ED.

you all deserve to be killed and erased from existence

>>538018427
>>538018047
>>538019484

>>538019676
Crodie is talking about our serf class of poster.

>>538017454
>>538017512
>>538018047
>>538018965
My take is people here don't really hate trannies because if they did they wouldn't be here. I honestly believe this website sees trannie/troon said the most outta every website on the whole internet, it might be said the most in the whole world actually. Its for sure as fuck said more in a 24hr period then there are trannies in the whole fucking world. If you hate trannies so much then why are you in the place its mentioned the most?

>>538019763
If your suicide rate is higher than your murdered rate there is an actual issue going on.

Don't queue if you don't main Rev.

>>538019763
there are no trannies here tho

>>538020085
shut up bitch I'm the Wylder here.
1/3 2x EDs + Heolstor
queue up

>>538020227
kys tide you're a brown loser pajeet who smells like curry and cowshit

>>538020023
>>538020193
To be clear I am a man and thank god every day I was born a man, my point is this website has 20,000 threads all running at once and you can go into anyone of them over a hundred posts control f trannie/troon and five plus posts will pop up, this website is obsessed with them

>>538020484
(You) got me pressed

gg adele

>>538020484
poor brony having another episode

gg dog piqf & pepe
holy shit those retarded jump deaths at noklateo lmao, I was trying to close the gap with the marking skill and didn't fire fsr (twice)

>>538021013
Gg Adelkittens.

>>538020768
NTA but do you even know what that mousepad says
>>538021074
Get back in containment maggot we were finally rid of you for a while

>>538021013
gg I expected three dogs, but holy doll with no holy spell gonna be worse for that anyway.

>>538021236
uh oh he's getting upset now. I really hope /v/ isn't getting spammed with porn right now.

>>538021343
Get the fuck back in containment before I cave your brown skull in

>>538020768
you're still a faggot troon chaser so you should kill yourself anyway
>>538021074
you seem upset.

gg adel wylder & rev

>>538021343
>I really hope /v/ isn't getting spammed with porn right now.
I see you know your lore.

>>538021749
ggs, erdtree avatar at lvl 3 had me doubting

>>538022004
sorry, I just wanted to try it :D
next time if I do that you can just ping something and I will follow

>>538019763
Blacked porn is most popular in the deep south, the most racist places. Tranny porn is more popular among republican voters. These are known statistics that they put out, the overreactive expressions of hate are all a form of self shame, ashamed that they're aroused by these things.

>>538019484
I can almost tolerate their existance when put in this light
>>538019763
you are my special little guy, who's my special little guy? you are! I'll see to it that they give you double rations this eve.

>>538022332
yes yes, very good moshe, very good.

BAD DOG
NO
GET OFF THE COUNTER

>>538022539
Pornhub puts out their statistics, man. Look at the deep south. Its just all blacked stuff. It's just a fact of the world.

>>538022332
not where most of the black people are, no

I see what you're trying to do though, and when you get to burn in hell over it, I'll feel bad for you as a person but it's for the best when you do this kind of shit, your soul is Ganges evaporate

>>538022658
Raider ult rising bosses onto the counter is so funny

>>538022741
Most racist states in the union. Cope.

>>538022714
You know a lot of blacks live in the south right? They tend to love white women.
Asian porn is big in asia, I know, its wild.

Who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose, only time

>>538023003
this is so edgy I love it

>>538022741
You think difference of ~10% is causing this? The colors are misleading, the scale is only 0-30. There's barely more blacks on the south.

>>538022913
did you read? it's for gay porn
gay texans like straight latinos and gay floridians like niggers

>>538023003
>jump into ult
always terrible on wylder. Why the fuck did they put both black knives in hallways where they can't dodge you?!

>>538022223
Good girl.

>>538022875
Missing the forest for the trees to try and subtly be a fucking faggot. Try ivermectin for human use it'll clear your intestinal parasites out and you might get your mind back

>>538022714
It hate when people don't understand statistics. This is RELATIVE to other states. So let's say 1 out of 100 people users watched blacked, but in the south it's 1.2 out of 100, that doesn't mean the south is obsessed with blacked porn. All the other categories more popular categories are likely FAR more popular.

You know why there might be more viewers of blacked porn in the south? THERE'S A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE THERE, AND THEY WATCH PORN TOO.

You post with such confidence yet you don't even realize you're revealing yourself to be a complete retard.

>>538022741
>less blacks in florida than other surrounding states
>>538023138
>florida: BBC
>>538022741
>Michigan has as many blacks as florida
>>538023138
>Michigan: blowjob

Really makes you wonder what's the difference between these states, because it isnt the number of blacks. Hmm. Maybe DeSantis would know.

>>538023284
At the bottom is shows the relative difference. Alabama blacked is 91% more than other states. There are not 91% more blacks in Alabama. What's the other difference? Alabama is way more racist. This is known.

>>538022714
I tend to believe most statistics, however I find it hard to trust any sort of data coming from pornhub or any other kosher business

>>538023576
The schizoid mind thinks jews are pushing blacked porn AND are pushing statistics that work against them. Genius.

>>538023537
Alabama has a huge black population. JAVs are big in Japan for a reason.

>>538023698
Yeah. The statistics were already posted by the other coper. More, but not 91% more. It's very consistent. Grindr has said that their app spikes in activity when the RNC is in town. People who are ashamed of what they're into are the the most insistent haters of it, you see it literally fucking everywhere.

>>538023691
I rather be a schizoid white trash rendeck or whatever other insult people want to call me than tolerate anything jewish in any capacity.

>>538023905
>Grindr has said that their app spikes in activity when the RNC is in town.

Any convention or event should, not just RNC, and not just for grindr. It's the perfect time to cheat on your significant other, really. You're in another city, in a private hotel room. No way to get caught.

Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of in the closet republicans. But this statistic is just framed disingenously to dunk on conservatives.

>>538023921
>reality doesn't matter as long as I can hold on to my biases
And you wonder why nobody takes you people seriously.

>>538023284
Hes literally just being a faggot trying to force you into it because thats all they do
>>538023380
yeah half a mil in detroit and the other half mill plus across the state sure is alot compared to the 26+ mil down south where 1 in 2 black people live.
Project your shame in a mirror and literally stop trying to do Satan's work because you get a lil cummie out of it.
>>538023905
>sexually blackmailed powerbrokers and their freak tagalongs suck and fuck eachother and other trafficked children/individuals who belong to the security state traveling sexual favors circus.
I'm sure you love it, and you'd love to be there too!

gg, didn't even get to use my damn magic cause disc is op

>>538024152
No anon, not just more. Not every convention crashes the fucming servers with the surge in activity. Not every event is "the superbowl of grindr". There is ONE event that exceeds all others, and it's a republican gathering.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13649291/republican-national-convention-grindr-dating-app-crash-milwaukee.html
Squak all you want about misreading statistics, but even worse is assuming statistics must be misread without looking into it in any way. You're coping.

gg triple wylder
I don't know how the dog grabbed me, I fucking dodged that shit, oh well

>>538022714
>>538022741
>>538023138
>thread starts talking about hating trannies
>mention website is obsessed with trannies
>thread derails into talking about trannies with multiple graphs

>>538024257
>my own stats I posted and wrong now that they've been explained to me!
Its ok to be gay, you dont have to lash out out of shame like this.

>>538024168
Its fine, I don't wonder such things, I know the reasons, mostly inconvenience. I just do my own thing.

>>538024551
All quoted posts are about blacks, not trannies. Is your obsession with trannies causing you to hallucinate?

>>538024390
Imma be real with you, and this does sound conspiracy-pilled, but this is more likely to a publicity stunt than anything else.

Grindr gets to be on the news AND they get to slam dunk on a group of people that they probably all hate? 99% chance it's mega exaggerated at the very least.

>>538024693
you think im reading those posts? I just got outta the shower and saw multiple graphs got posted

>>538022714
>>538023380
>>538024257
>>538024551
>>538023921
big black kino is erg culture thougheverbeit

>>538024705
>got a statistic? You must've misread it
>you didnt misread it? It must've been a lie
>you corroborate it? Publicity conspiracy
Fucking cope man. At a certain point you have to just accept that a fact is a fact. Its true for the blacked form statistics, it's true for pedophiles, its true for trannies, and its true for grindr. There is a very consistent statistical through line here; the louder your demographic is about having a group, the more likely you are to be into it and hate yourself for it.

All this to say, the anon who said 4chan doesn't hate trannies is right. 4chan fucking loves trannies, thats why you can't shut the fuck up about them and think about them all the time and bring them up unprompted.

>>538024551
Notice how one side says trannie and one side says troon.
The lady (male) doth protest too much.

>>538024924
>see graph
>think: must be a pro tranny thing
>it wasnt
>get called obsessive for it
Did you think this was a good defence? This just proves you're thinking about trannies unprompted all the time. You are an obsessed schizo.

>>538025127
True enough about niggerworship lets talk about the real kino statistics

>>538025271
Both sides of that conversation said tranny and niether side said troon. You didnt notice shit.

>>538025141
A statistic from a biased source means nothing. This isn't from an independent body, a university, or anything like that.
I doubt you'd believe statistics from biased sources that you don't like, either. Unless you're saying you WOULD believe breitbart or fox news or the heritage foundation to perform their own studies.

>>538025449
I'm reading the back and forth. One side says troon with negative connotation, the other side says tranny and defends them.

Seeing tranny used at all when 4chan uses troon is itself something to note.

>>538024561
Then why am I not jerking it nasty to feet on genitalia like your data suggests ?

Ah right because you broke your dopamine feedback on fucked up short term sexual rush and now have to apply your fucked up swelling brain's worldview to everything you interact with, you're a pervert either get the help you could use for addiction and dysfunction or, keep it yourself? I'm not your prop to get off on, We on the internet talking about elden ring and nightring aren't your audience to debase.

You are somebodies' son and stimulate your asshole while looking at pictures of miquella getting his stretched out.

>>538025450
Its only a bias if you accept a conspiracy. You're coping. Literally nothing would be good enough to convince you because you'd always default to imagining a new conspiracy to explain it away. You ever wonder why the party so obsessed with being against "groomers" and loudly anti pedophile is now the party doing everything they can to block the epstien files from being released? It's consistent everywhere you look. The loudest haters just hate themselves for loving it.

>>538025373
>>538025560
kill all japanese men (they are pedophiles)

>>538025579
The back and forth was about blacks, anon. That guy randomly showed up and said tranny, and so did I who called him a retard for it. Everyone who disagrees with me is illiterate.
>>538025685
Every accusation is a confession.

>>538025789
>inb4 pedophile statistics begin to get posted

>>538025853
I know, but one side is saying a slur and the other side isn't when the slur is the normal usage on this website.
Its fine if troony allies want to out themselves on 4chan, it was going to happen regardless in the end anyway. They as a group don't understand anonymity or why we desire it. They would have broadcasted who they are eventually anyway.

>>538025698
>Its only a bias if you accept a conspiracy.

This is my last reply because at this point I don't believe you'd be willing to concede anything, as you're not looking at this logically, and you can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.

I'm not a conservative, I don't give a fuck about trans people or blacks or whatever. I just don't believe biased sources, that's it. I wouldn't trust Turkey to provide accurate reports on Armenia, because they fucking hate each other.

In the same vein, I wouldn't trust LITERALLY THE GAYEST ORGANIZATION ON EARTH to accurately report on Republicans.

Politics is making both you, and the tranny hating poster that always posts here, miserable.

>>538026126
troon coded post

>>538026105
>he said tranny instead of trannie instead of troon thus he is the real troon of the tranny that is the trannie
So like do I gotta say it in a certain order? Gime more tranniology oh great tranny supervisor

>>538012981
That's poopa's face?

>>538026293
A tranny cooked a plastic bag for hormones over this post ...

>>538026105
They're both a slur, retard. And niether side said troon.

Americans were a mistake

>>538026126
>I don't believe you'd be willing to concede anything, as you're not looking at this logically
Says the guy who just assumes statistics are wrong without checking? Who imagines a conspiracy to explain away facts he doesnt like? Retard alert.

gg
GO DOG
CATCH THE FRISBEE
frisbes do so much fucking damage to hot dog

Elden Ring?

>>538026769
gg
raider I wanted you to take the relic sword lol

>>538026769
based and welcome to the great tranny BBC debate

>>538014039
>>538014090
>>538026423
i sent the comic to poopa on discord but he never responded, sad....

>>538026994
To this day I'm still curious who from dsg commissioned this
My money is on gr***

>>538026126
>bring up epstien
>"this will be my last post"
lmao at least we know how to make the glowies leave

>decide to do executors rememberance because why not
>load in solo
>forgot to reactivate it
off to a good start...

wtf wylder is not brown

I see the gennie, yet again, has nothing to do with ER or NR

>>538028206
I mean its a dry spell until 9/11, the fuck you expect?

>>538028223
roooooooooooar get up ironeye roooooooooooooooooar

>>538026896
>>538026769
GG
Mb, I was hesitating since I had the Tree spear

>>538028642
Why would you hesitate between a wooden stick and a hydrogen bomb

2/3 all bosses except shitghur.

>>538029507
3/3

2/3 both everdarks

Wylder, why did you disconnect in the middle of the Nightlord? You left both girls alone.

>>538028983
Reforged stick sunk cost...

>practicing executor parries since I know all the enemies from ER anyway
>its slow as fuck to clear anything
>sword is glowing time for the 1 shot and move on
>does 200 damage; 1/10th of the armored foe's hp
This feels like a bandaid for a build that can't do shit to knights when 90% of the late game enemies are knights. At least they didn't change how fast enemies turn so you can still freely backstab anything. Still feels really shitty in the end.
Also, why doesn't half the stuff you'd expect to buff the Ictarus not buff it? How is the golden glow it makes not holy damage somehow?

>completed remembrance trash
>fight libra in field
>finally win but rain is here
>lol you're on mountain now lol fuck your runes
>just put the pad down until im fully dead
i hate this game

>>538030543
If you want to parry just play Wylder. You get a riposte after just one, get real follow up damage, and get to actually have a good kit on top of everything instead of using an entire ability and stance to do something anyone else can do but better with a small shield.

>>538030594
You experience the defeat screen as all 3 of you die a mile from the floating tree expecting to respawn?
That shit kills the vibes for the night for me.
>>538030712
For some reason I can't into parrying with a small shield. I even do the guardian steel guard like a parry doing the combo fast as fuck the moment they connect like a parry but I can't do it with small shields and that effete sideswipe movement.
The gameplay of going into cursed sword stance and then own zoning something heavy is still fun, I'm just staggered at how weak it actually is or how it isn't holy. Its baffling.

>>538030715
Ugly bitch

yall didn't tell me this nigga was revolver ocelot lmao
cinema

Do any of you take your wife's son to the playground so she can go to the gym?
Before you ask, yes she plays revenant.

>>538031150
The entire remembrance is pure kino in itself and could have been its own game but is just a small substory in this one.
I actually sat back and thought about his whole quest and the misremembered identity for a while after completing it. There's a LOT of meat on that bone to ponder about. Using the remembrance skin with the seppuku ash is peak roleplay.

For anyone that played all remembrances did you guys notice how much Ironeye's current dilemma is a mirror of Executor's past?
>sent on a mission to kill people
>becomes ingratiated among them
>delays mission for reason x
>switches sides completely and does "the right thing"
>kills what is essentially a copy of himself

Its like poetry, it rhymes.

I have never found elden stars on a gladius or Heolstor run. This shit is rigged

>>538029518
>>538030715
trans coded characters

>>538032368
his darkness outfit being a harpy eagle is 10/10. The devs really did their homework on this game.

>>538031597
there does seem to be a lot of false memories going around with the nightfarers sins being vaguely hinted at the whole time, raider comes to mind of course he thought he was his opponent the whole time, or maybe iron menial just made him think that while he had no memories at all and went with it

got a clip I want to catbox but i've never mixed a different audio track (bury the light, which I had on during) with gameplay before

>>538032583
>Rev not burning alive as well as the firewood
ngmi

wait so why does executor turn into a werewolf then? aspect of the crucible: dog?

>>538028764
It's all Duchess fault

>>538032859
>there does seem to be a lot of false memories going around with the nightfarers sins being vaguely hinted at the whole time
To the characters they seem to have some level of confusion going on but to the player it is obvious what is going on. Raider's twist is the only one that feels like a twist instead of a resolution.
Executor is legitimately struggling with who he is as a person now, Ironeye is musing over killing the rest of the nightfarers, Wylder doesn't care about anything and only follows orders and propaganda designed for him. Guardian struggles with forgiving an unforgivable sin. Duchess keeps going back and forth on her fake russian accent and her real voice. Revenant doesn't even know what she is. Recluse is a good mother being told to be a cold mother and struggling with what to do.

I guess the unifying principle behind the issues are that they have become titles. The recluse is supposed to embody reclusiveness but she's warm, Raider is supposed to raid and pillage, but he's actually soft hearted. The executor is supposed to execute but he couldn't do it until he had to do it to one of his own for the other. Revenant is supposed to be a cold heartless faux person but shows true emotion and understanding of the situations she sees around her.

The characters are all lost in some sort of miasma of confusion and all being guided by their hearts in the absence of solid info telling them how to proceed. The sublime narrative culminates with all their good acts toward each other becoming something dubbed grace.

GG hotdog

gg normal dog twin bird and exec
to the other bird in the team, I don't know if you know this already or not, but the swordspear is a pure DEX weapon, it's fucking dogshit for guardian.

>>538028223
Aww! Those are so cute! Where did you find that picture? Is that someone who just made their own or are they selling them?

>>538033703
>Executor is legitimately struggling with who he is as a person now
Wtf dude, these made up character classes have thoughts and memories?

>>538033825
it's from a japanese fursuit maker but I think they just made it for themselves
https://x.com/mochiri_work/status/1961432918792053060

How come holy weapons release light that's the color of cow urine?

>>538033576
'Crucible' is the most primitive and primacy based protoreligious constructs in the ER setting. It is the name given to the first identifiable culture defining aspect said culture recognizes as unifying them or codifying what they are as a people.
Hornsent culture revered horns as a symbol of primacy and their crucible was at their ancestral homeland, the erdtree cultures had their crucible where the erdtree grew.
In ER you pick up various crucible talismans and eventually an all crucible talisman showing that some cultures or groups expand their understanding of crucible boons as universally understood. You might share a different culture from me but we both revere our ancestor religion of crucible worship. These types become crucible knights.

For the executor he believes in the most primal and unified crucible of them all - the beast. Where as other crucibles favored the wing, or the claw, or the horn, or the tail he favors the whole beastly aspect those primacies exemplify. He is the beast inside all men when they are controlling their temperament. Instead of framing it as a control and then loss of control paradigm it is framed as a release of the true self when the 'man' of you can't get the same results.

Its another in a long line of examples from the games showing that the best and most true form of a thing is it in it's totality as opposed to a specialized interest.

4 things left and three of those things are beat the last boss with X equipped or do XYZ afterwards
done for today. had fun despite how much this game pisses me off lately. probably because I was solo lol, fuck randoms seriously.

>>538034607
The many jeet contributions to this game

>>538034607
in the 90s the sun was yellow

oi... queue up

never queue again ukonzaemon usu you shitter tranny

>>538034965
>executor won't speak
>spam hi gesture with him constantly
Also, why is revenant's greeting in a male voice but her dialogue is in a female's voice?

>>538035018
Is this terr? Only he would have a melty like this

>>538033703
>The characters are all lost in some sort of miasma of confusion and all being guided by their hearts in the absence of solid info telling them how to proceed. The sublime narrative culminates with all their good acts toward each other becoming something dubbed grace.
In summation, nightfarers are super cute and are a family and they should be happy forever.
>>538034568
>>538034898
So cute...Some people are so talented. Look at them, they get to eat brother's bread...

>>538035234
>In summation, nightfarers are super cute and are a family and they should be happy forever.
Where we go one we go all, unironically.

quit being gay. final notice

>>538035229
yes its me, also im black and trans

>>538035229
>everyone that doesnt want to play with ukonzaeTROON is terr

>>538035356
Found family...I love them all so much ; u;

>>538035018
>>538035539
Most gayest shit I've ever seen. Imagine seething this hard over another player and blaming your mistakes onto them.
Ukonzaemon is an okay player. You're just letting us know you're a shitter yourself.

>>538036025
Yeah they are all really well done. People liking them triggering you into contrarianism is great.

>muh AI bad
an unskilled engineer blames his tools

ukonzaemon gave me the cord once then we went to the valley and all got the twigs. then we all gestured. was pretty quaint. and no we had no use for them of course

>>538036180
So is the woman in the flower whoever the corpse in the ending is?

>>538036129
>>538036176
Of course AI jeets defend this cow shit.

>>538035972
stfu ukonzaemon you are abysmal

>>538036340
uh oh the raskolniki is getting heated again. Poor guy.

>>538036302
It isn't explained yet and will probably be a focus of the dlc. As of now I see 2 fences people are favoring
>the corpse sitting is the flower woman because neither is explained
>the corpse is the nightfarer since Ironeye uses his blade to kill his corpse
It really isn't explained yet, and there isn't enough on it to make an informed opinion.

>>538036340
how to trigger niggas in one simple step

gg spicy dog

>>538036865
The lore about what happened to create the night makes it look like some sort of trial was held over it and they lost and had to find a way to fix their problem themselves. That crypt under the hold has some statements making it look like the branch giving tribe chose to self police the instance after Marika threw her weight around and fucked them over for it.

Whoever the flower lady is and whoever that corpse are appear to be linked if you read the stuff in the crypt but there's still a huge gap in what actually happened. The text only talks about what happened afterwards and the punishment for doing it, but not how the act itself was done or who was involved.

Did they nerf ed doggies or something? Feel a bit easier than before.

>>538008818 (OP)
Really korean fanart

>>538036176
AI is bad because of theft, not because of inherent flaws that will be worked out over time.

>>538037737
>great artists steal

>>538036356
Not your boogeyman. Stop having a melty over the littlest of things, you look like a deranged troon.

>>538037801
where's raider, ironeye, and executor

>>538037953
why did they have to make him brown, he would be so cool as a japanese character

>>538036176
>>538036921
>jeets unironically think this looks good

>>538038041
Probably off doing brotier bordering on homosexual stuff. But in a wholesome sam and frodo women will never understand type stuff.

>>538038101
Solely to make his skin tone and his armor hue as close as possible to reinforce the armor as skin element.
Hearing him speak makes you get that the skin is for the armor and nothing more. The guy has the thickest of brogues.

>>538037874
Great artists aren't machines that commit infinite of cases of direct intellectual property theft. Artists are humans, and deriving experiences from your senses is an inherent part of being human. Machines are not human.

>1/3
>3/3
>1/3
?

I think kyd and regigigas are okay players.
I think pepe is skilled but frankly a bad person.

>>538037654
The halo scythe deletes the dogs and we had two of them

>>538038480
>infinite *pop* works

>>538037654
No

I hate the dog boss and I will not be queuing for it

>>538038389
you got blocked lil brogroid

>>538038389
You blocked a cute cheater

>>538037801
Aw them changing their hair is so cute. That's what I loved about Dungeon Meshi, Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in anime. I'm glad we get to see some of it with the different nightfarer skins.

I always think about this song when I think of the nightfarers. I want to see a picture with everyone in clubbing outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekauErew4Bs
"This hell is better with you"

>>538038562
name? for the tierlist, we're putting you in F tier

>>538038389
you wisely blocked the russo. Or are him since he's here shitposting and he likes to infer that he stops people from playing when he doesn't.
Either way it doesn't matter.

>>538038571
wtf is duchess doing to that doll?

>>538038782
Revenant tried to steal her husband-brother and this is payback.

>>538038149
Troon coded characters.

>>538037931
you are actually dogshit just stfu retard

>>538038675
Recluse erotic.

>>538039027
They aren't. You're just mentally ill :3c

>>538038141
Jeet general jeet games jeet company

>>538039142
nta but revenant is 100% troon coded.

>>538039232
nta but no she isnt

>>538039142
Trannies always identify as dolls. They collect them all the time. They're obsessed with them since they have no reproductive parts. Real straight men find dolls weird and creepy.

Does anyone else here like using blue weapons?

>>538039572
They're just weapons people have to use

>>538008791
Biggest lie told in human history btw

1/3 dead password bye

>>538039872
Too busy playing silkdong

>>538039872
It'll fill up after I'm done reading.

>>538011206
>>538011661
>>538011754
>>538011874
>>538012280
>>538012450
>>538012659
>>538012737
>>538012812
>>538012981
>>>/co/ntainment

>>538039872
I been sayin bro no one here is gaming any more not even during prime hours even before silksong

>>538039872
@yys
@mush

>>538012981
niggeru was such a wholesome and valid xister. I wonder what happened to him.

>>538040102
I'd play but I'm on my way up north for the weekend.

>>538012981
>>538013103
>>538013239
>>538013354
>>538013573
kill yourself warmpisstroon

>>538040028
>>538040298
uh oh ergie melty

>>538014690
It’s going to be even deader when depths ruins all interest in the game you incredible retard.

>>538014589
making compilations of every death in a run is insane behavior even if you don't like the person

>>538014589
I just realized
>Level 9
WTF did you guys do? You can literally get to higher than this by bullying mobs and poison ruins

>>538022332
>>538022714
Sorry buddy, but this cope of yours hasn’t been true in over a decade. That stuff is popular among a very specific kind of “people” (being generous and calling them that).
>PORNHUB
Lmao, nice job ignoring the significant black populations in those area that obviously love that shit, not even mentioning the fact that they consume porn at a disproportionate rate compared to everyone else.

>>538023003
>Golden Vow
>FMGS
>Seppuku
>Chilling Mist
>teammates have already killed the boss by the time I'm done

2/3 ED gladius

wrath of gold is so dog shit, why did they have to put it on the erdtree seal

>>538025789
sounds like they’re based to me

>>538011661
how does he have a square af jaw doe

>>538027241
meds

>>538041419
I like it but the FP cost is insane

>>538041206
3/3

>>538038331
>coping this hard

>>538031597
>>538032859
>>538033703
>>538034661
>>538035234
>>538037635
I mean that’s a lovely headcanon and all but that’s all it is. Where are the facts to substantiate… any of this? There aren’t any.

>>538040818
>missing the contenxt
>clearly bothered
Good, very good.

>>538040914
Idk ask shifty? Connection issues if I had to guess.

>>538038675
>Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in anime.
it is? im pretty sure i remembered it being a thing there too. but yes it is a nice detail.

>>538040974
Everything already addressed. Cope and seethe.

>>538040818
Learn the lore newfag. Sludge started talking shit to Shifty and got BTFO and caught lying.

>>538042130
>HEH GUYS LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM
>this looks... retarded?
>heh... all according to keikaku,....

>>538024168
>this coming from the people who skirt around crime statistics and anything else that’s inconvenient to them with a million different nonsensical explanations
good one

>>538042423
>Seething in caps
Heh...

say his name

>>538042423
>HEY GUYS I'M A CLUELESS RETARD BUTTING IN
Fixed that for you. You seem upset btw

>>538042320
Not an argument. You lost.
Dilate.

>>538042646
Ace merchant

>>538042523
You not understanding is not the same as nonsensical. This is a self report.

>>538019763
>>538020606
>>538025141
Not sure how or why you thought you had a point here. If you haven’t noticed, those freaks are a protected class on the rest of the mainstream internet and saying anything bad about them usually results in some form of ban or censorship. This place is the same, but not nearly as consistent. Thus, people vent about them here. Same thing with the other protected classes and forbidden lines of thought (racism, sexism, etc.). It’s pretty simple.

GG doggy

>>538040914
Game crashed then connection issues getting back in

>>538043127
gg hotdog

>>538032290 (me)
>>538039027 (me)
haha silly me i meant to reply to these posts here >>538028223 >>538031013 >>538031150 >>538031608 >>538034898 >>538037953

>>538043405
Why? Because he has a wound on his belly and there was thatCrucible Knight who killed himself?

>>538043067
>I'm a victim! I cant say what I want, free speech!!
Were you banned? Did you get arrested? People not laughing when you make a fool of yourself isn't prosecution, get the fuck over yourself. No one is a protected class. You can say tranny and troon on twitter but cant say cis.

>>538042646
lmao i remember that game, he was fight a magma wyrm i think?

>>538042946
>didnt job
not ace

>>538042314
Yeah it doesn't happen to often unless they have like a dress up scene or a fancy dinner scene. With Marcille she was just changing her style just because and it was never addressed as notable and I thought that was so cute.

>>538038675
>Marcille changing her hair often. It's something that's missing in anime
lmao

>>538044295
Based.

>>538044295
Look at her, she's so adorable. I need to grow my hair out again.

>>538044452
revsissies are so fking cute bros

>>538044640
No they aren't

>>538044550
>>538044584
Keep away from my beautiful wives

>>538044895
>538044895
Tumblr ahh nose

>>538044942
You dont know what tumblr nose is. Tumblr nose looks like an animal crossing character.

>>538044895
I'm taking inspiration from their hairstyles, I don't want to have sex with them.

>>538043807
>Were you banned?
Yes. Or rather not me but everyone else.
>No one is a protected class.
>You can say tranny and troon on twitter
You don’t use social media. Don’t embarrass yourself and speak on things you don’t know anything about. Dilate your axe wound or something but don’t waste my time being a disingenuous faggot. No more attention for (You).

bg

Sorry Wylder, I did not get a single good staff that entire run

>>538044895
>>538045145
Zelda has no personality to justify being compered to Marcille.

>>538045385
She has a gigantic ass doe

>>538045382
np gg

>>538045382
Use pebble den doe kek

>>538045215
>Yes.
>but actually no
lmao fucking retard. Didn't read the rest.

Does recluses staff have bad scaling? That's what erg told me

>>538045757
It's weaker than the other staffs.

>>538045385
You just cant soend 20 years trying to save someone and not get attached. Zoomers could never understand the bond, never felt the push of two decades of adventure pushing behind catching her at the end of TotK.

>>538045837
why?

gg you two
fucked up how the best spells our rev got was crucible horns and flame of frenzy lol

>>538046040
Because it just is okay???

>>538045860
She says nothing noteworthy nor is fun to be around with in TotK. This is why Midna stands out so much despite being the standard snarky companion.

>>538045215
You blew his brown asshole out well done
>>538045860
Zoomies are the ones keeping the franchise alive lol

>>538011939
>shit taste and low test
Whew lad.

>>538046142
horns is decent its just hard to land on the dogs

>>538011410
Me and anon after we get BBLs

>>538043750
Mostly because he looks like a woman but sure those too

>>538042952
I understand you’re a retard and you all probably have the equivalent of brain damage going on in your heads. Can’t have it both ways bud. Stats don’t lie.

>>538011410
Not big enough.

>>538046296
>ape brain and low IQ
>claiming others have shit taste
yikes! How embarrassing.

>>538038338
Machines are better. They're better calculators even though numbers are a human construct. Acting like art is some sort of indefinable abstract is wrong.

>>538046184
>>538046276
Zero taste

>>538047032
"Numbers" are a human construct, but amounts are not, counting is not. It's not the same thing.

terrsenslugmaxisters... Gaping Dragon was too strong.

>>538036176
this looks like facebook boomer slop

>>538047271
Yeah it is actually, sorry lad.

>>538038338
I agree overall but when you say “commit infinite of cases of direct intellectual property theft“ you mean it wholesale ripping off art styles?

gg rev and bird

>>538047703
It's not. Two apples are still two distinct objects even without a human to count them or label them with a number.

>>538047703
how do you explain water being h2o? there has to be 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom. the concept of 2 and 1 is obviously built in to that, and the entire universe in so many other ways. what the hell are you even trying to say?

>>538048295
gg hotdog

>>538048348
okay but do any animals know that buddy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>>538048214
He means ai models are only created by initially stealing art and feeding it into their machine without artists' consent. AI models can literally only exist via theft, the legitimate avenues of building a model database are just too small to make a decent model.

>>538048425
this nigga clipped fishing pve LMFAOOOOOOOOO

>>538048425
god i miss ds1

Revenant should get a ranni and miquella outfit but all the niggers in this thread would say otherwise

>>538048797
I think that would be cute!

>>538048797
woodchipper now

>>538048613
It was a nice stab.

>>538049131
your grappling hook, bro?

>>538049131
there's nothing impressive about fishing pve retard
clipping this shit is so embarrassing

>>538049409
>>538048613
go back to dsg schizo

even doe you killed it

>>538049131
I never mastered that backstep thing. You have to separate the turnaround input from the roll input and I usually end up rolling back.

>>538049485
>everyone who disagrees me with is dsg
stupid faggot

a duchess just hard carried us through ed adel. how? i thought all duchesses were useless

>>538050061
Duchess mains are used to carrying a lot of extra weight.

gg dog duch & exec

>>538050208
wtf

>>538050061
You're thinking of Reluse's or Recluseless if you will.

>>538048425
cute

>>538048425
It's not too late to delete this cringe Vit

>>538050396
based

>>538048987
Putting my pee pee in revenant

>>538050205
you know you're mentally ill right?

>>538051216
Yeah? What are you going to do about it?

>>538048987
Which skin would you use?

>>538051376
nothing, i'm just glad you know that you're a broken person.

>SLUUUUUUUUURP
>*POP*
>MWAAAAAHHH! I LOVE RIMMING WYLDER'S HAIRY SHITHOLE!

YURM IT UP YURM IT UP SLURMY YURMS!

queue for everdarks saar

guys we hyave to defeat de es ge

actually dsjee has to defeat us
they have to beat us ergibrogiyogis

>>538051768
>guy posts this every thread and its he most disgusting, ugly, repulsive thing anyone has ever seen, with a big onscene dick
>no one cares
>I post a very tame pic fully clothed and normal pose, with a small understated bulge
>thread has a melty
What's with the double standard?

>>538052150
I jerk off to both how about that

>>538051207
Good boy!
>>538051216
No, no it can't be...Me? Mentally ill? But I hornypost and shitpost all day on the internet and play video games all day. That has to be normal well adjusted behavior. Everyone knows lowercase anons are the most mentally ill and unstable individuals.
>>538051376
Hey! Don't pretend to be me! Unless you were trying to get corrected, then by all means pretend to be me.
>>538051478
That's a tough call. Miquella because amazing long hair and so cute, but I love big hats and fur coats...I guess I'd pick Ranni at first until I got bored and wanted cute femboy skin. How about you?

>>538052397
>How about you?
Faraam Wylder, always.

how do we defeat dyee eyss gyee??????!

>>538052513
Cute! I have the DS2 special edition with the big boy statue thing of him. Fur cape...hnngg I wanna run my fingers through it.

>>538052397
what are your goals in life, if you even have any? you're going to be poor, unloved, and forgotten if you keep doing this

gg hotdog

>>538052693
DS2 sucks and I've never played it. It's just the best skin, the armor slaps.

I only carry poison shit pots into night 3 if I dont trust the two others not to 3bar. I never feel the need to carry shit pots with people like GOD merchant and slugODma on the team.

UMM YURMY YURMY SLURMY YUH YUH UNFFFF NIGHTREIGN AAH

impregnating miquellas fertile asshole

>>538053201
dont they both cheat? or was that sneedger pretending to be them

zuk it up
terr it down
yem it left
ace it right
and slugma it around
and sus it up

>>538053436
Fertile because of all the gut bacteria?

>>538053201
I'll pick them up if we're passing the ruins but i have never pinged poison ruins just to get some

>>538053646
layla it up and then maddy it down

>>538053646
terrorists...your response?

>Relic damage effects such as bonus damage on guard counter would have to be somewhere in the +40% to 50% area to compete with lol flat ~15% damage bonus from evergaol

Who designs this shit

>>538053649
miquella is a demigod, he doesn't poop or have bacteria

so how many of you guys actually play sloppen ring, or nightslop? or are we all dark souls chads here

Black Blade Kindred is the hardest field boss.

I like evergaols. kek

>>538054161
the tornado is a rapist attack

>>538049485
Hit the nail on the head
>>538051768
>>538052150
>>538052397
All are made for servicing Wylder

>>538054161
He's the most dangerous but Deathrite without the proper tools is insufferable

everdarks/heolstor 1/3

>>538054161
he's a hard boss if you don't know how to dodge telegraphed attacks

>>538051839
>>538052027
>>538052145
>>538052593
>>538053274
>>538053646
>>>/co/ntainment

>>538054929
By that logic all bosses are the same difficulty.

its getting yurmy in here

gg hotdog

gg dog revenants

>>538054536
On the other hand Death Rite at lvl 3 if you have sacred oath and one holy water urn is free purps

>>538054916
even doe da queue is instant?

2/3 EDs heolstor

hey who shit my pants
was it you dsg

>>538056043
2/dree? even doe dere are dousands of us?

>>538056323
dsg'ers when they see shit: YERMMY YERMMY MEAL TIME

>>538052823
Thank you for worrying about me cutie <3 I'm doing just fine though. I have money, a home, friends, family. The only thing I'm worried about is losing more people I love.
>>538052953
First of all how dare you, second of all that's true it's a fantastic skin.
>>538054529
>Servicing Wylder
For real. He's my perfect husbando that needs daily drainings...

>>538056597
are you the duchess slut anon

>>538056975
no that's the troon who ERPs as the female nightfarers and has done so since release. xhe rp'd as recluse, duchess and now revenant. all the same person
trump cannot enact TTD soon enough man

dsg is sending their best btw.

Rando queue is still unplayable on PSN.
What good are Noklateo and gaols if you die within 1-2 minutes of the fight?
Ironeye clicked the door opening button even though we were all there, so I couldn't give the team invisibility that I've been saving for this moment, and before dog was at 80% they were both down and I had to pick them up. I honestly don't get rando Raiders. Why not use the 'refuse to die' button? And players who choose Ironeye and refuse to dodge.

>>538056597
slap your balls.

even doe theres thousands of us
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
ergies are freaking out rn

>>538057990
You sent your best and failed

>>538049485
>>538050205
>>538051768
>>538052150
>>538056597
posts made by mentally ill men who chopped their dick off

2/3 erg queued all bosses

>>538058335
nah, these are all "gock havers"

>>538051768
>wylder's
raider's*

Sorry exe bros maybe elonoras poleblade art isnt the best in that fight, takes a long time

gg adel

i should have played more defensively and gotten my ult again to res you guys. sorry exec bros.

>>538052397
>Good boy!
Can you call me a good boy when I give you an under the desk blowjob while you play nightreign?

>>538059053
>>538059168
steamies? for the blocklist obviously

>Adel slams into me during phase transition when he's spazzing out

Okay that was still my fault but I didnt even know he could do that

>>538059243
even doe you sent your best doe

We tried our best exec bros, but damn those dogs hit hard and I got no good holy drops

>>538059264
yeah, that's a very annoying "attack"
can't wait to get oneshotted by it on depth 5

I refuse to believe there will be ED bosses in the Deep of Night...

Is gremlin a tranny?
He plays revenant too.

>>538059839
yes

>>538056597
given that you post anime porn all day every day, i somehow think that you're lying about all of that

>>538059839
no

>>538058772
they'll probably chop it off sooner or later in their pursuit to become a woman
all jews must die for enabling and funding these mental disorders

I did zero damage, sorry girls

Ignore and report shitposters.
Elden Ring.

>>538059634
If they really want to make the game fun again it should be
Day 1 Boss = Nightlord balanced for 1 player
Day 2 Boss = Standard Nightlord
Day 3 Boss = Everdark Nightlord balanced for 1 player
Day 4 Boss = Standard Everdark Nightlord
Day 5 Boss = Deep Everdark Nightlord

gg threedog

>>538060407
shitposting is gennie culture doe

>>538059839
I hope, I want to collect as many cute trans revenant players as I can.

>>538060891
Shut up, mushtide.

>>538060650
go back to where there's thousands of you.
erping isn't gennie culture, it's cancer.
Elden Ring Nightreign.

>>538060953
Not me

>>538061070
your a minority here we're mostly gay here

>>538059839
do trannies play duchess and recluse

>>538055198
>>538055958
>>538056323
>>538057990
>>538059306
>>538060650
>>538055024

>>538060953
You got me

People playing Gigadel right now are completely clueless. I just had to kill Adel from 50% health after both of my teammates 3-barred. It's just like in the first week when no one knew what they were doing.

>>538061178
quality over quantity doe

>>538056597
>>538057350
>>538059634
>>538060272
This is so true and factual…

>>538061232
If you're bored of destroying everything with /erg/, now is the time to carry some scrubs against the easiest everdark.

>>538060891
>>538056597
>>538059306
>>538054529
You need to be thrown into a vat of hydrochloric acid and get disintegrated alive

gg gigadel

YURM SOULS

i look like this and 3 bar like this

>>538062004
Will you be my wife?

ELDEN YURM

>>538061680
i think i fixed it now but my analog stick was bugging out that whole game also i wasnt paying attention and died in the rain after day 1 and wasted my free revive and had a max hp curse hehehe

>>538062004
Is this porn? It feels like it.

>>538062187
everything is here. place is full of degenerate trannies

>>538062004
>"oooh nooo i can't get up i need some big swarthy nightfarers to come p-POUND me repeatedly!~ (so I can be revived)"
so that's why you 3 bar... it never was a skill issue

>>538061968
>>538062004
>>538062105
>>538062163
Get the fuck back in containment before I cave your brown skull in faggot

>>538062484
i'm not brown doe i'm transparent
yurmy yurmy slurmy souls mmmmmm unnnffff yurm my sloppen ring

>>538062472
>>538062591
Shit yourself and die troonoid

>>538062647
but yurmy slurm i'm not a troonoid i'm a transparent genderless humanoid made of slurmy souls!

>>538058335
>fetishize dick bulge
>"you chop your dick off!"
No? Obviously.

>>538063090
they get post op regret

gg

why is this guy obsessed with trains

>>538063184
You know most troons dont get srs, right?

stellar thread tbdesu

gg dog. i upgraded that stupid last rites straight sword whatever the fuck its called to legendary thinking it would be pretty good for the fight especially with the buff. that wouldve went a lot faster if i had just used ordovis instead

Gg gigadel

>>538063245
gg

>>538063261
how would you know that xir

>>538063386
Because I can read and I'm not a schizoid retard.
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/u-s-gender-confirmation-surgery-19-2016-doctors-say-n762916
>But less than 0.5 percent of those procedures involved the genitals, according to the survey of 703 doctors released on Monday by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
This is probably confusing to a retard who sees 19 and 0.5 and wonders how that happens. Gender surgery can be facial plastic surgery, a boob job, anything. Half a percent of gender surgeries are srs. Actually its even less than that, because this just stipulates "involving the genitals" which would include like, a regular man getting a punishment extension surgery or something.

>doing randos since I don’t want to lean on erg anymore and want to get better
>anytime I get Maris or grafted the chinks just sit run to the final ring and never get me any stacks
>they always fucking 3 bar by half hp hot dog
I guess I’m getting my wish but Christ the average player is mentally retarded or a brat

>>538063335
Why use Golden Epitaph over Ordovis when they're both 50/50 physical holy damage?

>>538064041
you seem to know a lot about trannies xir

>>538064041
>punishment
*penis. Fuck autocorrect.

>>538064134
Being trans doesnt give you some secret link to statistics. Troons dont know what percentage surgeries happen in any better than we do. You're just a retard who makes assumptions and doesn't look it up.

>>538064041
this guy definitely jerks off to dick girls

>>538064324
xir you're getting your tranties in a bunch

>>538064345
Yes. Do you think I should be ashamed, like you?
>>538064431
Sorry you got btfo.

>>538064042
The average nightreign player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of randos recently just to try and see if the day 1 nok memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head there level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking leave the match. They're so god awful and carried by grafted that they are incapable of playing the game without it.
I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go there at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the rando went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.

>>538064774
Queue with me bjark I swear I'm good

>>538064748
you typed a bunch of nothing that no one cares about, who got btfo exactly xir

>>538064774
please gen miq holding hands with viewer

>>538064748
>Do you think I should be ashamed
well lets put it this way, in 60-ish years your bloodline will cease to exist and mine will carry on pissing on your grave.

>>538064774
I'm horrible at the game but I'll erp with you in exchange for an everdark carry.

>>538065067
You talk about it a LOT for someone who wants to pretend he doesn't care.
>>538065189
I already have a 16yr old kid, chud. Cope more.

queue up for everdarks please!!

>>538065483
is that a komodo dragon

>>538065345
>16yr old kid
sorry i was generous with the 60 years. he'll probably any hero before 30 with a tranny dad like you guiding him

>>538065345
you wrote paragraphs doe

wait mohg looks like that?!

The average /erg/ player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of /erg/ que recently just to try and see if the Goalcrutch memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head to the gaol level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking job to the NL. They're so god awful and carried by gaol crutch that they are incapable of playing the game without it.
I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go gaol at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the /erg/ tourist went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.

>>538065548
no its a dog

>>538065553
You think I have a 16 year old and I'm under 30? Or are you just retarded at math.
>>538065596
I dont pretend to not care, like you're trying to.

>>538065694
bark

>>538065731
i care deeply about baiting responses from you xir, you're a funny dancing clown

>>538065731
he's saying your kid will ACK before age 30

Staying on topic challenge: impossible

>>538064774
>>538065001
>>538065218
>>538065483
>>538065624
Throw yourself to a pack of hyenas and get mauled alive you worthless maggot
You are a disease on this general

>>538066006
You obviously weren't, you said 60 years before the kid and then changed it to 30. You're just an absolute retard and dont know how to do math.
>>538065927
Fun cope that definitely is only ever said by people who were correct and never ever a grasp when you've run out of things to say

>>538065483
Stop posting this before I break your hands you weird faggot

>>538066326
what do you mean by that xir?

>>538066326
how are you a boomer failing this bad at reading comprehension

>>538066263
Mostly fine general btw.
>>538062484
Based user of my insult the /dsg/troon is crying.

it's funny imagining the kind of slightly obese flyover state white trash with ugly potato wives posting here about hating trannies daily

>>538066263
it's literally like 2 people constantly arguing with themselves nonstop for years

>>538066326
this is Ace?

>>538066538
Cope.
>>538066487
Ooooh sorry, you said "xir" instead of the correct slur so actually that means you're a tranny now, sorry I dont make the rules.

>The average /erg/ player is incredibly fucking bad. I've done a ton of /erg/ que recently just to try and see if the Goalcrutch memes were real and my fucking god. They ping and head to the gaol level 1 and if they don't get anything they just fucking job to the NL. They're so god awful and carried by gaol crutch that they are incapable of playing the game without it.
>I can SOMETIMES lead people to a somewhat normal day 1 but it's usually not very pretty. I did a run earlier today on rotted forest where some dumbfuck pinged to go gaol at level 6, I pinged the castle, he ran right by it as me and the other guy were heading into the basement and proceeded to die not once, not twice, but three times before quitting the match. He'd die, revive, go back, and repeat. On day 2 when me and the /erg/ tourist went there I found out he was jobbing to the erdtree avatar. Why.

>>538065345
>>538065731
>>538066326
What’s the point in lying so brazenly like this where did your life go wrong man

>>538066810
is your kid sad that you jork off to troons and 3bar to castle boss

>>538066810
but what are you talking about xir

>>538066326
ESL?

>>538053201
Neither of those 2 are good players, though.

>>538066975
>>538066989
>>538067104
>>538067190
lmao seething

>>538057935
How'd you know I'm into that? It's so hot and hurts so good especially with a cage on...
>>538059169
It's been a long time since someone went down on me, but in this context it sounds super hot. You sure can. I'll run my fingers through your hair and tell you that you're such a good boy for keeping me calm while I lock in.
>>538061175
lol of course we do anon. I'm trying to get my Recluse numbers up, but I'm bad with her. I'm too used to Duchess casting faster so I get caught out a lot as Recluse casting a lot slower than I'm expecting. At least her dodge feels amazing. I thought she had the lowest iframes from a long time, but someone here said she has the highest I think? It makes sense, it feels great. These are my generalist builds for these two. As much as I love my Recluse one, I kinda want to swap to my Gravity build since I get Gravity Well like every game and it does so much damage and tracks like crazy.

>>538066293
Take some chicken to calm you down Jamal, we love our trans roundtable members here!

>>538067284
i think u embarrassed yourself here lil gup :)

I need to turn my brain off even harder.

>>538064774
>>538065001
>>538065218
>>538065672
shut up