Thread 538064939

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>JPML rules tourney
https://files.catbox.moe/20rx72.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sshktx.png

>underground regular tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>under 1000 players in jade hanchan
its over, majsoul is dead

>>538064939 (OP)
YOU dumb NYAGGEr
YOU fucked up

>>538064939 (OP)
Missing the link to >>537989576 but close enough!

>>538065172
>>538065203
Fuck I told you I'd do it wrong.
>>537989576
>>537989576
>>537989576

>>538064939 (OP)
>previous missing
STONE HIM TO DEATH

>>538065313
Close enough still counts, well jon--- baked.

>>538065097
I wonder why

>>538065313
I forgive you nyaggerbro

>>538065210
The 300 second timer is only if you live in a low trust society. As an American I've never had wait more than 90 seconds

All of Japan is watching my janki stream and they realized that net mahjong is inferior

Uhhh do you guys think the arch.b4k.dev admin will hate me for sending ~1860 search requests (each one spaced by 5 seconds) for autistic and useless /mjg/ research purposes? Asking for a friend

>>538065668
what the hell are you researching

>>538065668
Stop checking my emote md5s

>>538065668
yes, but he won't do anything about it

SEX WITH SNAKE!

>>538065668
yes
do it anyway

>>538065668
thank you for archiving all my posts. i don't think he'll mind

>>538065668
You can email and ask first, they might be more accommodating if you do.

>>538065668
>~1860
Are you planning on scrapping and archiving every thread from the last 6 years?

>>538065668
Don't do it if you know what's good for you

>>538065668
You get error 403'd if you keep searching the archives like that
I'm not a stalker, I just go through old /a/ storytimes sometimes

>>538065086
proof?

>can't quote everyone or you get detected as spam
Got it, I think I'll email the admin then.
As for the what, >>538065806 was closest (but not quite there either)

Cute

>>538066608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZWpvwK108M

>>538066842
a cool visualization of how often each emote has been used over time

I tried to take the "easy route" to become a repoanon but the pdf linked is like way too long and not aboutmahjong

>>538067240
cool might be an overstatement

>>538067240
I only need 1

Kodomo Posting 1

I farted.

how could this happen to me

I cringe a little whenever a Jyanshi says your username in the text, I wish yostar would stop doing that

>>538068075
>>538068235

Koito big win

>>538068275
Maybe you shouldn't have picked such a cringeworthy username. Change it to something cool like XxXSt4rSl4yer666XxX

I wish Jyanshis said your name more often, nobody ever does that for me

>>538068209
i dunno did you try reviewing the game

>>538068209
I know who you are.

>>538068708
I haven't posted here for like a year.

>>538068708
That's a repost from r*ddit

KO KO DO KO ?

Odds sacrifice my >name in an occultic ritual for more flow.
Evens persist as I am.
0 play ranked.

>>538069135
he went from reposting wwyds to reddit reposts?

>>538069135
We're really at the point where people are reposting play-by-plays from Silver room reddit users?

>>538069135
I know you're reddit account.

>>538070265
>we're
stop samefagging

>>538068345
koito big anus

>>538070459
What?

>>538068275
> "You know [dickpun], I think you are really cool."

>Saint 2 in the top 100 EN server players
>Only ranked up to Expert in June
>24% win rate, 10% deal-in rate over 400 jade matches
>No mention of him anywhere
>Completely empty profile page
Totally legit account, thanks for allowing these people to play Yostar.

>>538071860
>muh profile
cry more lmao

>>538071860
how do you catch cheaters apart from insta banning anyone who plays 16 hours a day for 3 months in a row?

>>538071860
You seem to have stumbled upon my alt
I have another account on the same level, by the way

>>538071860
Mson is back

>>538072404
why would playing 16 hours a day be reason to ban someone?

I hate silver.

For me is Dlover

>>538069135
how do you know, anon? Are you a redditor?

What was Asapin's endurance record again, 3 days straight of mahjong?

>>538072871
because there's no human capable of playing perfectly 16 hours every day for weeks on end.

>>538072874
nigga you didn't even get 4th

Don't enter the Gold room, anon. They'll find you...

>>538070459
Oh, it took me a bit. Are you one of those people who think that samefagging refers to treating the board like a secret club or personal army? Samefagging is actually when you reply to yourself while pretending to be someone else.

>>538073279
>because there's no human capable of playing perfectly 16 hours every day for weeks on end.
actually.....

>>538072404
Not my problem as a player but they don't do shit about player reports unless you email customer support. They also only ban cheaters for 2 weeks for their first offense

>>538073068
h-hey now..dont ask me questions like this

>>538073352
I deserve first place against those retards and nothing less.
amaekoromo-0.png

>>538073551
>They also only ban cheaters for 2 weeks for their first offense
Freed Jyanshi -san...

>>538073272
62 hours but with some breaks
108 hanchans and he netted 1.8 soul points from it

why does it feel like iipekou is the most dama'd yaku?

Why are you even so angry about cheaters? How do they even usse in mahjong? use a program to tell them what tiles to discard?
LMAO
Just play well or better than their bots no problem.

>>538073550
playing mahjong on the toiler...

>>538073972
>How do they even usse in mahjong?
Sasuga botnigger.

>>538074168
*how do they even cheat in online mahjong
there you go fag

>>538073972
So true...preach ESLking...

>>538074493
How the fuck do you go from cheat to usse?

>>538074493
it's more of a why question thoughbeit

Absolutely disgusting that people cheat actually in online mahjong
How do they do it? I'm so viscerally angry that I need detailed instructions on how they do it just so I know why I'm so mad

>>538074928
They download a software called Akagi and then they troon out in the thread once they get caught using it

>>538074928
are you sure you want to go down this path?

>>538073970
Probably because if you riichi it, there’s a good chance someone drops a yasume and you either take the lesser win or be stuck in furiten.

Cheating at online Mahjong is such an embarrassing thing to do. Because why are you even playing at that point? Just to pretend to be good?

>>538073970
Because the wait is usually terrible and there are usually upgrades for ryabneb

>>538073970
Because it allows for dama.

>>538075743
Betty, Ippatsu_Johnny, and his other aliases only add you to his friendslist and discord after youre S2

>>538065668
You won’t be the first (or last) to scrape every mjg thread for analysis.
I remember someone made graphs years ago but forgot what it was tracking

cheaters are so easy to spot when you look at their stats. they play like futoshi when nobody has heard of them

>>538076879
but I have heard of Futoshi?

>>538076879
How does futoshi play?

He plays Wanjirou

>>538077227
well

look guyse

>>538075743
I need to get to expert asap to stop playing against adept nyaggers with their retarded nyaggerisms
I'm mediocre at the game but not nyagger tier bad

>>538077784
Yes you are, you just don't know it
Everyone thinks this, everyone is wrong.

>>538077784
If you can't get to Gold room without botting you are genuinely terrible at the game.

I can't get to bed without jerkin

who's jerkin

mentanpin makes me happy

asapin makes me happy

aspirin makes me happy

I'm happy

anon's suuankou actually happened on my dealer turn

>>538076213
Who?

>>538077784
Gold room is just silver room but sometimes you might get a Jap who can play. It's why I am an FOC, I don't want to play with chinks at all

>>538078328
>>538078331
I tend to get A or B+ rating without cheating
is this legitimately adept level? other fuckers are always B- at best

>>538081572
MAKA is shit. It will give you S ranks when you made massive blunders and B ranks when you played properly.

>>538081652
ok fine I'll take the humblepill and rank up legitimately, I just hate the luckshitters with losing streak pushing their retarded hands and winning

Anon, you hate mahjong

>>538081652
>B ranks when you played properly.
it's never going to give you a B in a full hanchan if you're playing even remotely properly

Isn't this Xenia from here

>only get B± from MAKA
>only A- as of late was rasu
It's over, isn't it.

Majsoul Enemies Room 36566(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36566

Tenhou mode.

>>538068345
Thanks, I have been busy the last few days so couldn't post it every thread

>he thinks mahjong can be graded
>he doesn't feel the flow
Never gonna make it.

>E rating because I refuse to deal in and couldn't get into tenpai while the nyagger is always on tenpai at the first row and only ever wins pinfu tsumo
at least I'm not last

>>538082642
2/4

>>538082839
Quit replying to yourself

>>538084030
Quit replying to myself

>>538082642
Still 2/4

>>538081652
>B ranks when you played properly.
I have never even seen a B rank.

I think mentanpin feels so good because it’s the perfect non-luckshitter hand. It’s the yakuman of bread and butter mahjong. Especially with a comfy single dora, it’s like doing everything right with a cherry on top. And then if you tsumo into a mangan it’s just chef’s kiss. Simple as.

>>538084573
>mentanpin
>non-luckshitter hand

>>538084648
>a 2 han hand plus riichi is luckshitting
just how unlucky are you guys?

Noriaki - unstoppable (Japanese Most dangerous Rapper)

>>538084834
noten

>>538082642
Still 2/4 waiting for (you)

My favorite hand is dama sanshoku tanyao pinfu dora 1. I even do it in friendlies

Wake me up when the friendly fills

>>538085358
catty cat back up

I want to buy the snek outfit but
>spending money on a png
What do /mjg/?

I'm playing shmups. I'll join koko later tonight

>>538082642
Now 3/4

Ron
MaaaaaangAaan

>>538085485
degenerate

>>538082642
Started

>>538085568
its not a png tho its a gif

>>538086160
gif or mp4?

The most aesthetic hand is tanyao pinfu ippeikou sanshoku dora

Anyone notice how much more "i dama in friendlies lmao" posting there is than people actually complaining about dama? Really makes you think.

>>538086160
Tell me how do you pronounce that again.

Can you fuckers stop damaing

>>538086297
only time will tell

I'm going to dama every hand in the JPML tourney

>>538086521
like jiff

Goofy sings Evanescence's Bring Me to Life

>>538086521
yiff

rate my wait

>>538087840
69 lol

>>538087840
>he didnt go for full flush
Trash.

>>538087840
failed chinitsu/10

>>538087840
I can't believe it's not a ryanpeikou/10.

>>538088457
This hand is worth more than chinitsu

>>538088854
>This hand is worth more than chinitsu

>>538082642
Total nyagger domination. gg

>>538082642
GG, I need to do some gardening now sorry

>>538082642
gg

>>538082642
>4 dora no yaku furiten
well nyagged

>>538087840
is dora 2 worth it more than a closed chinitsu iipeikou

>>538089803
its was an easy mangan so i took it

>>538089803
I would dama and go for menchin

>>538086521
It's an acronym not a word so you pronounce it by naming the individual letters like G-I-F. Otherwise you can use the full name "Graphics Interchange Format."

I riichi in enemies

>>538090046
Wrong.

dead hours?

Playing mahjong on a Friday night?

I just found out in the arcade version of SegaMJ you can move the wall around by swiping your finger
https://youtu.be/MZtArnE0A1o?si=rYKHlqCirJeFbJ4g&t=576

>>538091018
Find. I will meet with my gf, wife and sex slave then.

>>538089803
>is tenpai worth it more than ryanshanten
Yes.

>>538091018
but it's saturday mawning?

Open riichi should be a standard feature.
It would allow people who can tsumo on demand flex their skill and rank up faster.
It would also let sluts deal in for their mahjong crushes.

>>538089803
only aim chinitsu if that riichi tile in same suit

>>538091723
why does she have a third eye?

>>538091018
I'm at work

>>538091651
It's fun for a friendly but like most local yaku it makes zero sense for any competition.

for me manual riichi, no tenpai alert, imagine the amount of chombo

I LOVE YUZU AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT

>>538091845
It's not even fun in friendlies, it's fun for A SINGLE TIME or maybe chinitsu only. When you retards open rii every shitty hand it's extremely boring.

I may be nymphomaniac...

>>538091309
Question mark

>>538091723
makes me itchy and unconfortable looking at it

>>538091978
It's a good value bump for nomi hands.

Stop coping. It is a terrible hand. Deal with it.

Open riichi is highly situational. You can tell because in mahjong animes when the hero uses it the bad guys always say OOOOHHHH and look scared because they know the hero wouldn't use it unless he had an epic plan up his sleeve.

will jewfood ever run sprouts soul colored fantasy skin or fireworks date skin again?

>>538092985
no

>>538092985
yes, but not soon. they want to increase the value

>>538091812
"She" has "awakened" to "that" power!

RUN
*CLAP*
SLEEPY
*CLAP*
SHEEPY
*CLAP*
AGAIN
*CLAP*

Noten open riichi

Drivens' new uniform looks cool

Honestly with a uniform like that sonoda is sure to win

Is exfrkz cooked?

>>538094396
>No riichi city sponsor
FRANK IS BROKE
HE'S POOR
THE GAME IS GOING EOS

pls make more janki subs so i can watch them

>>538095210
Get one of the Russian anons to translate the Russian subs into English

Why translate it twice when dekiru anon can do a better job

i like to jank my j0ck

>>538095279
dont tell me what to do

>>538095467
FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND
PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I PLAY MAHJONG ALL THE TIME

Can we get a dekiru anon to host jap lessons so the rest of us can watch Janki without subs?

>>538095670

https://youtu.be/C6A6y2xCw1E

MY EYES ARE BLIND BUT I CAN SEE

THE SNOWFLAKES GLISTEN ON THE TREE

ロン
二千/四千

He said ron 2000/4000

>>538095981
why did he say two numbers if it's a ron are you sure he didn't say tsumo

There must be something worth riiching for...
There must be something worth calling for...
Even some hands worth dying for!
And if one Nyagger can stand tall...!
There must be hope for us all...
Somewhere, somewhere in the soul of mahjong...!

>>538096121
Uh...local ruleset

>>538096121
It's the tip they have to pay for outstanding mahjong service. No idea why he was speaking in runes though.

Why is it so hard to chat again with your league teammates?
I really want to chat with them again because I got emotionally attached to them, but I have nothing important to say, I just hope they are fine.

>>538095785
That would take years.

>>538097123
Shut up chink

>>538097123
My team from last year's still alive. Someone just posts whatever's on their mind that's mahjong related and others reply.

>>538097219
I hope you are fine and doing well and that you are doing the things you want to do-B-BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

>>538097181
I know, just think of all the bonding time we'd have in class!

koko doko?

BOTTOM FIVE MEMELORDS

>bweeehposter
>haku ton poster
>momo rape poster
>(You)
>mikosluts

>>538097592
koko wa /mjg/

TOP FIVE MEMEGODS

>Steves
>Yuzus
>Koito-sama
>Wanpoko fox
>Arutards

Panda has a stupid face.

>>538097841
ryona

>>538097607
>i'm four of these

>>538097123
My team still chats all of the time, we even have our own general

I got with them motherfuckers though, showed them niggas who's gangsta. Hanner, nigga!

>>538097841
She has no style, she has no grace~

HAKU TON

COPY
CLAP
PASTING
CLAP
ISN'T
CLAP
OC
PLAP
MAKE
CLAP
BETTER
CLAP
CONTENT
CLAP

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*

I'm going to set a Yuzu on fire for my OC

For my next OC I'm going to impregnate Yuzu

>>538097123
I leave emotes on each one of my teammates profiles except my captain because the faggot never accepted my request

For my next OC I'm going to meet a nice mahjong girl and start a beautiful mahjong family with her.

>>538098694
lastdraftkek...

>>538097931
bweeeh, haku ton, momo rape, unironic miko slut

>>538098694
My teammates removed me after league

>>538098865
3/4

>>538098958
Started!

>>538098865
how can (You) not be (You)?

If I'm (you) then who is (me)???

Look!

At that fag

yuzu rape

Come here little jonger

>>538099354
Huh? Are you talking to me?

BEHOLD, THE GOD OF THUNDER!

SQUIRREL STAMPEDE

Bravo burgerkeks.

It's been months since I joined that /jong/ room.

BERSERKER BARRAGE

It's the weekend, these are euroneetkeks

>>538099554
why don't you join another, 2 negatives cancel each other out

yeah bro 5 am eu, so many whites posting

>>538099528
That's clearly a beaver

I didn't know those Steve emotes were referencing Marvel Rivals so seeing squirrel Steve was very confusing

>>538099750
BEAVER BLAST

Fox HATE
Fox ABUSE

I would've been celestial if not for my alcoholism and timelooping.

I would've been celestial if I wasn't a wagie.

Even if I could have been celestial, I would have rather been a 3rd world hentai artist that can barely scrape by every month.

Are we supposed to apply Umineko's magic system to Higurashi? Because by that logic it seems like Saikoroshi is the only real timeline and the single truth is that Rika schizo'd out after stabbing her mom and hallucinated the whole franchise.

>>538100391
Magic isn't real, dumbass

>>538100391
It's all fiction, so Ryukishi is a hack that can retcon everything as he pleases on a whim and you should simply ignore the mysteries and enjoy the thriller, drama and life lessons instead.

>>538100391
You're not supposed to use any magic

>>538100391
The writer is retarded anyway. I don't see the logic on caring for any system.

>>538100621
>life lessons
Name one?

>>538100549
That's what makes it real, Ushiromiya Batoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>538100739
Find someone you can mentally and physically rape forever.

>>538100817
post discord

>>538100770
If magic is real, why are you still a spinster making soup?

>>538100927
This soup is made with love! And without love... it cannot be seen!

>>538100739
Always pay extreme attention when reading a contract in order to not get tricked by the wording.
Schizos and autists are two sides of the same coin and seeing only one side makes you come off as retarded and wrong.
Without love it cannot be seen.
Never give up and always hope for a miracle.

I don't want to get out of bed...

>>538099917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgm4r7qVY0M
cynthia-7.png

>>538101117
We don't have to

whens the yuusei v2 translation arriving , riddle anon??

>>538101330
I need to freshen up and hit the gym...

>>538101563
Marriage and sex with this toddler

mods?

HAAAAANNNYYYYY~

>>538101783
mods will get it after they cum

>>538101578
I like them smelly and unfit

how the hell do i pass

>>538101998
Didn't you unlock the Glock on Nyagger yet?

>>538101998
makeup and voice training

>>538101998
Holy shit, is this Silksong?

evens bowl of cereal
odds mahjong
0 kms

>>538094396
Uchikawa is both Ex-Furinkazan and Ex-Sakura Knights.

>>538100391
>Are we supposed to apply Umineko's magic system to Higurashi
no retard, that's why it's called Higurashi and not Umineko
I don't know how people come to this conclusion when it should become obvious the second you realize Bern isn't Frederica

>>538102928
reroll

>>538103247
you're a monster, miko

>>538103247
Let him eat breakfast

>>538103336
>breakfast
Cereal is a dessert

>>538103247
reroll reroll

>>538103309
>>538103336
rerolling for these two anons

>>538103454
you can't do this to me it's too late to eat cereal

Bosch Motorsport Yokohama World Time Attack Challenge Livestream Day Two

I jerk off to xenia exclusively

Fun fact about a client that nobody plays (Maru-Jan): they advertise their tile generation algorithm to be like an autotable and not completely "random" like every other client.
https://www.maru-jan.com/content/developer/column_03.html

Been very stressed lately... could use a koko.

we can't afford to play marujan here

>>538096121
>>538096226
there are in fact chink variants where if you ron someone, the unrelated parties still have to pay up
penalty for being too slow

p2p in big 2025

>>538104187
All of their testimonials are from literal senior citizens

>>538097804
>i'm four of these

>>538104304
you legitimately have to pay like it's an actual parlor, your game is only free if you get top

>>538104421
That's not uncommon in arcades at least, Sega MJ arcade and Mahjong Fight Club are like that iirc. But there's a reason why Tenhou was the client to play on up until Mahjong Soul.

>>538104182
Take a hug instead! Hug attacku!!!

Get in here, niggers

Majsoul Friends Room 50879(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50879

where are you fuckers finding all these primal fire accounts with no profile posts

ahem. Nyaggers are poisoning our bunnies. They are demon possessed pushing the tanyao agenda. Ichihime needs to repent to Jesus or we need to Old Yeller the cat menace.

>>538104149
>tile generation algorithm to be like an autotable
It's bullshit but I believe it

>>538104837
That's none of your f*cking business buddy. Stop asking questions.

>>538104734
Started!

You can make $30+ for every collab character Novice 2 account that you've farmed on the JP server.

you can't make a blitz room without saying it's blitz

I can

Rubi-chan! Nani ga suki?
Choko minto yori mo a･na･ta
Ayumu-chan! Nani ga suki?
Sutoroberii fureibaa yori mo a･na･ta
Shiki-chan! Nani ga suki?
Kukkii & kuriimu yori mo a･na･ta
Minna nani ga suki?
Mochiron daisuki AiScReam

Tomerarenai
YEAH YEAH YEAH kono koi kono ai de
MELT MELTY tokechau yo
Nee? Nee? Nee? Kizuite "my darling"
Todoke! Daisuki!

>>538085568
I think the outfit isn't as good as the base and bond skins.

/mjg/ league V FINAL GAME

hey guys

>>538106187
Miko here!

rape mikoposters

the timer ringing in my ear and an accidental tenpai made me deal in

I love the demons

>>538104149
I play on it. At times.

>members only content
closed tab

>>538105649
This artstyle is so bad

>>538105979
more like AsSsReam

>>538104421
You can play single-player mahjong on there to earn points to play as well.

>>538106603
This sounds like an isekai title

odds micd's
evens pizza

>>538107364
>single-player mahjong
solitaire?

Gyaru are the true jongers

>>538107364
>single-player mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLfJsu-5784

>>538104734
gg

>>538104734
ggs, thanks for the room.

>>538104734
gg

>>538104734
GGs - strong emote game. Powerful.

>>538108162
Solo mahjong.

>>538108769
this game has an item you can use to guarantee ippatsumo, it's cheating

>>538108954
these tiles look so delicious

>>538108981
You can change the wall order in MJS.
Even better.

>>538108954
>make a mahjong game in the early 2000s
>just scan a real tile because why the fuck not

>>538106729
>oy goy why aren't you enjoying le vaccines side effects, you should be proud of dying for democracy

my semen is unvaxxed ladies

>>538109704
Toki.

めにしゅきラッシュっしゅ!を歌えるキャラ全員まとめてみた

>>538110626
katachi dake nante nansensu
katachi nai mono ga iindesu
eetto ne.. sore wa nanto iimasu ka......
"ah, matte matte"
"ima koko de tsutaetaindesu!"
tsukinami dakedo todoketai omoi
"konna ni ookiku narimashita"

>>538110809
You know it was a good team all things considered.

>>538110809
I miss the Denton soundboard, someone should bring that back for commentary.

Give me the GEP gun

>>538108123
me and my hapa daughter

>>538111852
Holy...
Fucking...
Kino...

>>538111535
on his... back?

Imagine burning a mikotranny alive... lmao.

>>538112146
Eating a miko alive and whole and melting her inside your big belly, haha

don't open it

Should I read Gosick or SukaSuka first?

>>538112467
POV: your a burger

Why are mikoniggers like this?

>>538112481
Gosick is a better read

boy am I glad that we're out here and she's in there and we're out here and she's frozen in there... all I wanna know is where's the caveman?

>>538112724
He's right behind me isn't he...

Gosick? More like Gofuckyourself!

>>538112979
No, I'm in front of you.

Bravo.

dose-1.gif

And the crowd goes absolutely bananas!

>>538113143
But what if I want to play from behind?

>>538113342
>this makes newfags piss and shit themselves in fear

>>538113426
Good thing the script has been updated

>today is leg day
I don't wanna...

>>538113721
RELEASE
CALP
THE
CLAP
SHEEP
CLAP
SKIN
CLAP
YOSTAR
CLAP

/gbvsg/ NA Tournament 22: Is this furry adjacent
cynthia-7.png

>what would MAKA do in this situation
>checks log
I guess it was downhill when I called that closed kan

evens sausage roll
odds gay time
0 ciggies

>>538113342
>>538113426
>The August 30th dose-1.gif incident (do not research)

>>538113812
Show legs

>>538114263
>>538114446
I hate noggers

>>538114293
check /soc/

everyone knows golden gaytime > nogger

>>538113703
...without actually changing anything

>>538114509
>t. mikoposter

>>538114541
I don't see it anymore

>>538114509
why do these frozen treats have such funny names?

bravo

>>538113342
>>538113703
>>538114223
what did I miss?

>>538114716
your daily dose

>>538114656
normal people (not burgers) enjoy a bit of racist humor

>>538114484
Thank you, I'm blind now

>>538114656
eurokek """humor"""

>>538114691
I like this fox, she looks like how I feel

けものティータイム

>100g of pork belly only has 9g of protein
This isn't gonna work... I shouldn't have looked it up. Ignorance bliss.

do gomad xenia

two dozen eggs a day, you must eat all of them

>>538115345
IN THIS ECONOMY!!?!??!?!

now I'm craving pork belly with rice

b-b-but mr. piggies needs their bellies, how are they gonna receive bellyrubs otherwise?

>>538113721
My favorite random /mjg/ trivia fact is that the sheep saint also mains this sheep in her fighting game.
I like to think all anons main the same archetypes in all games.

FUCK NOGGERS!

>>538115692
>14,300 yen for a 2000 yen shirt
okay

>>538115692
looks shit

>>538115595
Who's the Yuzu of Street Fighter?

>>538115859
Balrog because Yuzu is a nigger.

since we are playing the japanese version balrog is claw

>>538115859
Sakura

>>538115692
lol
lmao

>>538115931
Balrog (Boxer for you gaijin) is white

>>538115457
That's what I'm eating. Korean BBQ pork belly.
xenia-2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9lzcu6.jpg

>>538116085
Isn't that too little? You're gonna starve nigga

>>538116051
is this loss?

>>538116085
>1 piece of meat
wasting the plate

>>538115590
I gain more good from eating their bellies than they do from getting belly rubs. And let's not kid ourselves: pigs will eat you alive if given the chance.

>>538115692
>14,300 yen for a skull and bone print
might as well just print your own shirt with /mjg/'s logo

>>538116085
It's a buffet so I'm taking my time.

Any queuers?

>>538116372
Should I queue again??

>>538116345
retard the slower you eat the faster you get full, also if it's busy they're going to kick you out in 90 minutes

make a room, if you're so great

>>538115115
It doesn't work on my PC

>>538116486
I'm not an American so I can't even last an hour anyways...

>>538116485
>aru if she was a slut filled with millions of dick worms

Majsoul Friends Room 86492(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86492
Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87K5Uh3AML0

>>538116051
does it still count as Ryuuiisou when the sou tiles are all black
aru-2.png

>>538116618
why not just queue

Time for friendship
Majsoul Friends Room 60251(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60251

all these rooms are fake, I'm going to bed

Playing inside a room with 3 other anons for 40 minutes is kinda lewd if you remove the context.

I'm gonna queue for the next 6 hours straight

What are people even queueing for?

>>538117048
Kress Kissing Kontest

>check how anons are doing rank-wise
>the majority all deranked at least 1 tier or tanked massive points losses
>the only anon that improved a lot is an avid reader and scholar
Lol.

>>538117048
JPML rules tournament.

>>538117173
>>538116486
>>538116208
Fine, I'm eating some more.
https://files.catbox.moe/xb3o0a.jpg
aru-7.png

>>538117242
can i queue if i didn't sing up

do I feed my unwanted purples to yuzu or donate them?

no sheet no queue

>>538117421
Now we are talking.

>>538117434
Read the info, nigger.

I saw anon in the reflection of the tongs

>>538117593
where

>>538117158
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD I'VE HAD IT

>>538117158
I haven't queued for 2 years though

>>538116526
i'm not that great

>>538117803
Karma for being a trash talker.

>>538117158
I've been queueing my JP alt

Is anyone else going to see the 4K remaster or Angel's Egg?

>>538116589
>I can't even last an hour
cynthia-2.png

ANON I KNOW YOU ARE ASTRAL PROJECTING INTO MY MIND SPACE AND TRYING TO SET LOOSE HIGH-DIMENSIONAL DAEMONS TO FUCK WITH ME, I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

https://x.com/tsuchidakosho/status/1964158792456651235
>What do you gain from winning a hand?
>What is gained by winning a game?
>You could also ask
>What do you get when you give up?
>What do you gain from losing?

>Let's cherish the process of making our own mahjong history without thinking about winning and losing!
>From the first to the last move, how did you play the game?
>Please value the contents of the game.

>>538118062
No

why does may like AIslop so much?

Online: 2

>>538118162
Souless people love souless products.

>>538118162
How else do you expect them to get art, pay for it?

>>538118145
so be it

>>538118162
In the West mahjong is a game for the wealthy who play it as a pastime activity
In Japan mahjong is a game for the degenerate gamblers who spend their paycheck on gambling and gain nothing

her name is Mai?????

>>538118380
SEA is not West kakek

It's Saturday night! Let's all drink together and enjoy some tanoshii!!!!

1/4 default rules waiting for (you)
Brb getting more sake.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61080

>>538118018
I took my mother with me to see it in cinemas. She fell asleep for a little bit. When we left the cinema she said that she didn't understand it but thought that the guy who [sproiler]cracked the gir's egg[/spoiler] was an asshole.

Beautiful movie. Oshii is fucking amazing.

>>538118429
>sproiler

>Vivziepop Cant Write Caste Systems (and how Homestuck did it better)
cynthia-7.png

>>538118415
We call her miko because that's the japanese word for slut or something, I don't know moonrunes.

>>538118429
It's already out? I thought it was coming out in November.

>>538118501
Why would you subject yourself to this

>>538118162
Master!

>Angel's Egg
You anons will shittalk modern masterpieces like DanDaDan and then praise genuine schizoslop like that.
I bet you love Vampire Hunter D as well.

>>538118429
Full!

>>538118494
English is very hard saar please understand.

>>538118607
It came out here last month. That was for a film festival though.

>>538118610
I won't. It's inhumane, practically a cruel and unusual punishment. I was pointing out that I've managed to find the sloppiest slop imaginable.

>>538118785
Fr*nch?

>>538118921
Hello newfriend

>>538118415
Typo, she's actually Aiharam Ai

>>538118845
You have video essayist making video essays on why other video essayists videos on the new star wars episode whatever aren't that good (part 1, 5.32 hour runtime)
There's always a lower rung on the slop ladder

>masterpieces like DanDaDan
Nigger-coded dog shit. There's no easier way to tell that an anime is going to be bad than an OP by Creepy Nuts.

>>538118921
kiwi

>>538119018
>no easier way
OP by Yoasobi

>>538118776
>redditredditreddit
>4chan egg
>4chan Hunter D

>>538119034
>kiwi
I didn't realize they had an anime/film culture there.

>>538119151
The most reddit person I know loved Angel's Egg and Vampire Hunter D, thoughbeit.

>>538094396
>fire matsugase
>recruit jobberkawa
>have to recruit a literal adeptchad because Uotani jobbed in the tournament
Yeah I'm thinking this won't be their year.

>>538119235
Don't jinx it

>>538119140
Why the horsey sad? Why do they look like me after long day of work?

>>538119293
Oguricap is about to give in to her cannibalistic urges.

>>538119235
can't be worse than rumi

>>538119235
Katsumata was their only good player on the one season they won anyway, just give every other player the minimum number of matches required.

WITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>538118776
>Vampire Hunter D
I won't allow shit talk about that masterpiece.

>>>/a/282044148
In this general Poppy is a HERO
end of story

Vampire Hunter D is cool
Hellsing is cool
Gungrave is cool
Trinity Blood is cool
Castlevania (not Netflix slop) is cool
Devil May Cry (not the reboot and Netflix slop) is cool
It's all cool and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>538119636
>what if... we had no real plot and just showed random cool shit happening all the time for no reason because he's a hunter uhhh... hunting? Hunting for meaning...?
Avant-garde

>>538119728
She's gonna get raped by Lucas and Coura

>>538119843
You just don't understand.

Majsoul Friends Room 76529(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76529

One Blitz, no tips game before I go to bed

2/4

>>538119018
OP by ClariS

No easier way to tell an anime is good than to hear an Ali Project OP.

>>538120084
i wait for digibro's review

The only rap music ED that I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ49hf7IKys
It's just funny how upbeat it is considering the series it's from.

>>538120084
Yes, you "like" Rozen Maiden, we heard you.

I only watch anime where the op was an already existing song and the artist is 70 years old