Not only I ignore the opinions and advice of retards, I also ignore the opinions and advice of "better" players that are "smarter".
I'm the best, and only learn from the best (me).
If you lack this type of self-confidence, you are NGMI.

>>537939985
thread only chad. never played a single mahjong game in my life. all i do is shitpost in here and lower the quality of the thread.

>>537871836
Iam grinching the signup

Isn't mahjong an old ladies' game?

enough chit-chat, state your favourite yakus.
for me, it's menzen tsumo and ittsuu

I don't watch anime

Sometimes I think

>>536644173
when the prompt appears

First

I see a girl in the anime, I skip it.
Simple as.

>>536493651
our club has like 30 active players and we only recently acquired an autotable

Get plapped you stupid hag

>>536377978
amae leddit cares!

>>535973339
Me

>>535925494
Yeah, me

I'll see you guys in a few hours, you better prep and kneel before me

>>535703689
Kill yourself.

I dont need bots, I will win with my B- score

>>535324912
A job? Heh, I only job in League.

I don't give a fuck about "important" animals or nature in general.
>but humans will die out without it
Don't care. Humans deserve it.

Nobody cares about shitholes you come from.
I hope all of Europe and Asia gets nuked.

>click "next error" on mortal
>next discard

>>534716325
I hated it already when it was airing on MTV at latenights in germany back in 2005

As a eurogooner, I learned the imperial system in order to keep track of models measures and I learned all of their other stupid systems for the same reasons.
Same goes for japanese.
Without gooning it cannot be learned.

>>534480713
It starts when I say it starts. It ends as soon as I've played all my games.

Riichi
Tanyao
Chiitoi
Honroutou
Toitoi
Honitsu
Ryanpeikou

Kazoe Yakuman

I started all ritual posts

>>534110331
I know all the refs and I'm a zoomer.

>play
>win
>play
>win
>play
>win

ywnb4astehicnmwek

>>533892058
Me
My alt
My second alt
**********

It's impossible for me to get addicted to drinking because I'm to scared to go to a bar by myself.

I brushed, I flossed, and I mouth washed.

Deranked you did, going for nagashi mangan.
Normally playing, you did not.

I play strive and my main is Venom

>>532106414
Is this the best you can do...../mjg/?

One day, I'll be the oldest anon on /mjg/.

>>531932868
And give up sanmenchan? Nah

I have no alts, I rawdog this general

Now that the dust has settled.

For me it's suuankou nomi

>>531469556
I just guess

My horse would beat yours in mahjong.

Well in about 3 hours and 45 minutes I'll be at home, with a roof and front door and garage

>>531200720
For me, it's my team.

another win for s*cc*lt*

Your mom gay.

>>530496656
this, I would instead wait to see if I can draw the 9s and riichi furiten into junsei chuuren poutou

>>530409480
this image would be better if y*zu was crossing her arms
like this, watch:

>>530363524
Thanks

>but Steve, if you tsumo then we'll both fail to qualify
lol

I can't read.

2nd

>if you send me out I don't think we'll make finals
>"good"
My team is based

I can hear it in my head

>>101901855
Let's go

>>529640935
I am on a diet of kimchi, kombucha and kefir. Does wonders to my flow.

If I'm luckshitting I can beat any of these pros

>>529552869
I do.

We hate yuru camp too

>>529443812
Me.

>willingly go to gay orgy camp
your fault

>>529284689
I cry at shonenshit too.

I am every koromoposter

>>529133020
Me too, do you hate them nyaggers as well, siree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UC6zUpLmQ

I can't read

I got my e3, where's the list of our clubs?

>>528821263
Good thing I'm not average.

>>528725774
The only Good Sprout is a dead sprout.

My league 6 score is higher than you so you're wrong

>>528530239
Touch this *unzips*

>>528474750
i will be rolling for saturne

>commentators call me a retard 10000000 times per second
>think "nu-uh" inside my head 10000000 times per second

>>528335007
heh... that's why i'm master and you're in gold

One thing I stress as a vital piece of information that EVERYONE should be keeping track of while they play mahjong is the amount of unseen dora tiles.
If you reach tenpai on a 7th turn pinfu and riichi with no confirmation on the dora, then wind up getting hit by a dealer haneman, this is NOT dumb luck; it’s just dumb play.

Any loss in mahjong is 100% your fault. If you riichi baiman yonmenchan and it loses to jigoku tanki, you need to take responsibility for that stupid reach and never do that again. That is what maturity is.

>>527732875
other people shouldn't be allowed to have a chance to get things I'm not personally interested in

I arrived in 2023 and I'm already one of /mjg/'s most influential, creative, and well-respected members.

>>527498059
stop using mortal

I don't use deodorant

>>527394181
I say blend s with a hard R

Greed is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVxYOQS6ggk

Going to work? Get a Job? Heh, I only job in league.

/mjg/ doesn't need /jong/

>>527143759
Sanma balls.

>>527130020
>gets ronned
>rapes you in a h-game
Inconceivably based. The rest of league should tread lightly.