Thread 537723003

>>537638525

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Announce it

>>537723003 (OP)
coomer hag is looking very toyone in this image

2p with a chance or riichi.
Florg is made for lewd.

I don't feel like making anything for the arts & crafts tourney.

ANNOUNCING DOKOLYMPICS 2

What happens if I accept?

>>537723090
Precure is my guilty pleasure. I came.

I will rape Chihori and make her into a single mother.

I would like to announce, you've all been waiting for it
I am leaving work in 20 minutes

>>537723090
I've already read that one

>>537723003 (OP)
>Vandalized OP
bra - fucking - vo

Majsoul Friends Room 92773(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92773

Sanma, tobi nashi

>>537723290
He's gone

Announcing the Grinch Tourney!
You participate by not playing your games.
There is no singup or lobby because I grinched on making them. Have fun everybody!

>>537723290
ru__a ;_;

>>537723541
Can you make a form that I can grinch filling out?

>>537723267
>>537723541
Which form do I have to fill?

>>537723541
I want to cat in the hat, post the sheet

>>537723648
You grinch on filling it out by default because I grinched on making it.

>>537658657
JPML Tournament
Tournament ID: 276001
No registration
5 Sept 18:00 UTC- 8 Sept 23:59 UTC
Format : consecutive 3 games

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Evens go grocery shopping now
Odds do it when I wake up
0 get food

>>537724197
pedophilia is beauty

>>537723471
Still 1/3

>>537724914
we dont like sanma

Too tired to play mahjong.

sanma wants told me the world is gonna roll me

>>537725132
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

>>537720373
ggs

>>537724142
>aka nashi
>ura nashi
>kan dora nashi
>ippatsu nashi
maybe the sanma tourney wasn't that bad after all

daka nashi

>>537720373
>nonstop assrape every hand
>one baiman at the end
gg?

>>537725393
My daiminkan came back to bite me. That was a fun game, thanks for playing.

What if you go to an IRL event and people discover you're hot and then it ruins your experience on /mjg/ because now you have a bunch of unhinged stalkers. Theoretically.

>>537725865
didn't happen you narcissistic faggot

>>537725865
you dont have to worry about that at least

>>537725865
Let me in

>>537725865
cool story bro

>didn't get my four-way-wait sanbaiman because everyone else coincidentally had all of my winning tiles worked into their starting hands

I still managed to win the game but my mentaru was deeply shaken and the next five rounds were hard to play, how do you avoid getting too attached to your hands in the middle of the game?

>>537726724
I don't remember what I did 20 seconds ago

Sometimes it feels so tiresome being the most attractive person in /mjg/

Ugh, it's so hard being so pretty

summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last

>>537725865
this is why you uglybastardmaxx when going to 4chan meetups
shave your head to look like you're balding, put on a few kilos and wear several layers of clothing, learn how to make your voice sound coarse and unpleasant
people will revere your presence but at the same time fear you and leave you alone

>>537726724
I simply seethe tremendously for the rest of the hanchan and either use it as fuel to play my best mahjong or seethe so hard I can't concentrate and play like a retard while cursing at a screen.

Doko?

>>537723179
MAHJONG!

koko

TO if he went to school.

koko
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242652328598/76561199108851031
Standard game

>purple hags
Gross.

>>537728132
Take that back! Kress is the most beautiful man in the whole of /mjg/!

Look!

At

This

FAG

cringe

Beauty.

Koito big anus

I really don't get how I've maintained 14 viewers for 154 hours

>le kodomo
terasakichihori-1.png

>>537728570
Why the fuck would you have this saved?

even i play mahong
odd i bang my gf
0 my gf bangs me

>>537728797
HARAME ORAAA

No dama in friendlies
No MAKA scores above A in friendlies

>>537729035
The only skill based mahjong show cheating is a skill

>>537729273
Botting is a skill now?

Why do all the newest characters look so overdesigned, oversexualized, overall incredibly stupid and Chinese?

Did they outsource the character designs or something?

How do I play from behimd?

cheating is a skill

>>537729615
They're appealing to the largest market

Isn't mahjong an old ladies' game?

>>537729516
Installing Akagi is the single most advantageous skill in mahjong

>>537729748
It's really weird to see these emotes without horse ears now, it feels uncanny

I would rather install boshu

>>537729615
Catfood took the AI pill

>>537728570
saved

I don't get it

Post THAT webm

>>537727170
This is what I've been doing since college

Blitz with tips
Majsoul Friends Room 16126(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16126
Room Theme: >>537732521

>>537733209
sorry i have to do something

>>537733209
I'm the gym
>with tips
Disgusting

wwyd and would you have called pon a second ago

>>537733209
3/4

>>537733424
I'm not risking my ryanmen

>>537733424
yes. chance of half flush. I drop 3, and hopefully wait for a bamboo or honor

>>537733424
4m NEXTO

>>537733209
started

>>537733424
I would've called pon and drop 4m. I'd still drop 4m here and greed for honitsu

>>537733610
Why 3? You draw 1m you can pivot to >chanta

>>537733424
nan, no

>>537733424
You have a nice fake honiitsu setup with a half-suji trap. Drop that nan, you don't need a yaku.

>>537733424
not feeding dealer

>>537733745
if you pivot to chanta you would discard south and lose a yaku. not worthy

>>537733424
Why would you even consider it? You'd be moving backwards.

>>537734197
It's potentially a cope pivot when things get spicy thoughbeit and you need to ditch safe tiles.

>>537733745
Chanta isn't real, Anon.

It's a never-ever fake yaku. Just like itsuu.

>>537734382
I get it, but 48 tiles left. you WILL get better tiles.

I had a fun run of Malatro today using the calligraphy card the the card that generates extra dora per discard. Plus that gold card that builds a multiplication of han based on the number of yaku, which always proc'ed because of the number of dora, aka, and soul tiles. I only make it to ex 2 but it was an interesting synergy.
Thank you for your attention.

>>537733209
get me off this ride, i am getting sick

I love east 1

>>537735043
I need to check to log to see if I missed suuankou...

>>537734727
Sure, but it's best to keep the best possible pivots, no?

Hannah LOVE!

>>537735679
Laast straight /mjg/ poster

>>537733585
>>537733610
>>537733626
>>537733740
>>537733747
>>537733757
>>537733856
>>537734270
The nan cut was largely due to me running down the timer and thinking that I would only have a mangan with honitsu due to brain overload

Haneman/baiman potential is alluring, but at the same time there's really not that many good tanki candidates remaining. Drawing 1s or 4s would leave you with only 4 tiles remaining due to the 1s as the dora indicator, so the only good waits left would be haku, hatsu, pei and for pure score potential 6s. That being said, 12000/16000 points is worth the risk and this would probably still be an S+ by MAKA standards had you picked 4m instead

now what

>>537733209
GGs, it was certainly blitz

>>537733209
GG, i had to go to bed anyways
very fun games

>>537733209
gg, east 1 tanoshii

yagooey

>would have tsumo'd 4p before I got the haitei suuankou
it's never been more over

>>537733209
ggs

>>537735316
No.

https://live.fc2.com/23328075/

about 50 minutes of Shin Janki 15 left and then Janki 1-5 start as I've added them to the list for the eternal janki stream

>>537737120
english doko

>>537725865
Not sure why you’re even contemplating this, you 4

>>537725865
Just say youre betty

>>537737428
japanese website
japanese board game
japanese movie

>>537736583
oh wait 7m would never have gotten drawn anyway because of the kan... lame

>>537737817
or does it move the 3m down automatically? w/e I'm an autotable-let

Just wanted to let you know that one of you misclicked in their game since my friendlist lost 1 number

the great steve purge

>>537737920
It wasn't a misclick

it's about to lose another

>>537737687
wrong
wrong
wrong

It's Chinese all the way down. . .

should I buy the sakura tiles?
https://auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/n1171822470

>>537738339
I don't care >>>/jp/

>>537738005
GOONIA

nips > trash > chinks

>>537738778
My goon stains in the top left btw.

nanodesu

>>537737687
i'm not in japan?

nanodesuwa

>>537737887
Note that the dead wall has 15 tiles with one grayed out. That means the 4m was drawn, and the 3m on the other side was pulled from the live wall to keep it at 14. So the 7m is in fact, the haitei tile.

ahem. LIZ LOV!

evens go to bed
odds do THAT
0 play mahjong

>>537739167
Brew tea

Does Kress cock taste like panceta?

I play Momo

You know? /mjg/ make some really memorable threads, yet nobody take the time to make a screencrap.

>>537739785
Screencap the ones with the pedophiles.

put me in the screencap
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

>>537739785
we're a living culture, we don't need screenshots.

>>537739370
Yes
t. knower

Its better if I don't remember.

The amaekoromo-0s in the screencap? All me.

>>537740234
>pays more on booze than rent
based based
escape the system

>>537739972
isn't it like every thread

janki 1-5
https://live.fc2.com/23328075/

Today is my birthday.

Pedos just need child sex correction

>>537740460
Happy Birthday

>>537740460
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>>537740460
Have a happy birthday, anon

>>537740460
hb pal

ooi...

>>537740460
be sure to have enjoy some delicious cake

we got an anti in chat

>>537740460
Time is cruel.

I play Steve and it's not my birthday

>>537741162
Dogwater edit, did you even try?

Who is your favorite poster?

Keep up the great work fat, gooner Xenias

>>537741619
Florg!

>>537741619
I like b1 posters personally but getting frames for them is quite difficult.

>>537740460
Hahi! Happy birthday, anon! I hope you have a great one and treat yourself!

>>537741619
I like this

>>537741619
The ones that make me horny.

>>537741907
Wow, she's amazing!

>>537741619
All the good posters I liked are dead...

let's open a mahjong parlor

>>537741907
hag love

>>537741619
Myself

I don't wanna go to work today...

it's my weekend, I don't have to go to work

South room: 16163
Tobi nomi. Kuitan tsurai

>>537741619
WWYD posters who shit talk anyone who doesn't agree with their decision

>>537741619
gay anon from /jong/

>>537742519
3/4

evens go to bed
odds go to bed
0 go to bed + jo

>>537742490
Then just stay home and call in sick? It's a Wednesday so it's more believable

>>537743051
>just get fired
lol. should of bought bitcoin, poorfag

>>537742519
4/4!

>>537741619
The mercury poisoning anon. I hope he is well now...
>>537742542
There was an actual adeptard like a week ago basically saying let's agree to disagree
>Captcha JP0N

>>537743051
>>537743118
See you in 8 hours

If you live near a black hole, time moves even slower, which means you can be Celestial in no time.

>>537744034
why is she so autistic

>>537744037
It doesn't. We use the Minkowski here, dumb ESL

newfig esl insult

>>537744037
>anon would rather invent a way to not get consumed by a black hole than get to celestial normally
:skull:

how do i learn to see the future like toki

real reddit hours

>>537744243
bacon at midnight

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert

>powerball is now $1.3 billion
imagine what you could buy when you won..

wwyd?

>>537744535
Anon, you're not poor, are you? The lottery is a tax on the poor. If it were a wise decision Bezos would be playing it.

>>537744785
Dumbass

>>537744785
How do you know he doesn't?

>>537744785
Either I win or I don't

>>537744909
I'm Bezos.

>>537744640
4h

>>537744535
Even with all the money in the world you can't buy back time
Money is meaningless

>>537745609
Then give me all of your money

give your money bitch

>shitpisseraman still having a little tranny melty
go fight for your botcheateraland little bitch, get your bussy stretched in the trenches or something, shameless creature.

>>537745765
Would Kana Fajita say this?

>>537745765
In the gay bar?

>>537745769
>>537745765
I hate poorfags more than I hate money if a talentless retard like me can make money then anyone can

>>537745814
Cope Kreschizo

>>537745906
Probably not given she has idol money

>>537746017
>if a talentless retard like me can make money then anyone can
dont say that sheentiachan, you got a body many o desire!

>>537746143
So true!

>>537746478
this comic is not funny
nor cute

>>537746478
idgi

>shadman
Is he still on the heroin?

>>537746478
is this sloppa?

>>537744034
>Alright detectives
literally /mjg/

>>537747269
Half the posts here are bots.

>>537746478
What did he give the shady man money for?

>>537747357
He was the guy in the car

>>537747357
You are not cut out to be a detective.

>>537747470
>>537747472
But that doesn't make sense since it was an accident and not an inside job judging from their reactions?

>>537747553
lurk, retard
>>>[s4s]

>>537747553
You are right, Momo-chan.

there should be an achievement for being a part of every single hand in a hanchan and still somehow winning

>>537747470
What a twist

>Tell us why did you apply to our company
Because I need a job, why else?

>>537749376
Tell them you love their core values.

>>537749376
Dick sucking is an indispensable skill.
It's how I got my /mjg/ gf (male)

>>537744640
action until now?

>>537749376
HR spends all day doing fuck all. Make them feel important so they don't toss your application out the window before someone actually qualified looks at it.

>"to fuck your wife. LOL LMAO REKT NIGGER"
amaekoromo-0.png

>>537749376
>>537749812

Sex with ADULT WOMEN

>>537749376
"I'm a fan of making money" has worked for me in the last 3 jobs I have had.

>>537749376
"Because you really need somebody actually competent in this chickenshit organization led by that fat fucking retard [director's name], you worthless cunts"

>>537750419
v. cheeky coded

Fu Ji has decades worth of wisdom! Many decades!

>>537749376
Make sure to say your greatest weakness is you work too hard

>>537749376
Say that your weakness is that you're not very sociable since you tend to get overly focused on work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6x0_yq7ZSM
okapi meets nyagger

>>537750865
Blood suckers need lov too!

>>537749376
Because my parole officer wants me to be a productive citizen. It was nothing serious, by the way. I just beat my grandma for not sharing drugs with me, then I shot some dumb kid for making fun of me. He started it anyway, so fuck him. Anyway, don't pay attention to what county sheriff says, he's just mad I called him a nigger and fucked his daughter.

>>537410846
Fixed (the last two gripes were, anyway. For the first one, if you really don't want them to load despite them being loaded from the repo now, you can just delete the second URL in the URL array at the beginning of the script, pic related).
Sorry, hahiposter.

>>537750996
I miss my cat...

>>537750865
Fu Ji would bathe in your blood for her skin.

>>537751147
I didn't

>>537751139
fujitakana-4hahi.png
Hahi! It's okay anon, thank you for your hard work.

Bravo faggots

>>537751465
>>537751139
I should add that, conversely, if you want to see what's in the custom emote folder you can always optionally re-add the URL pointing to it yourself at the end of the same array (don't forget the comma!).

Dumb bot can't appreciate my fine play
6p should be 99

>>537752286
stop reposting my games.

>>537749376
>6 months of failed job hunting
>running out of money
I live in a society...

you can't get a job, because you're a failure

no tourney is fine, let the zoomies here cultivate a little patience

Why didn't anyone tell me a new Garten of Banban game came out?

doko

what does hahi even mean

>>537753660
It's from that shitty anime that gets shilled here because boomers didn't have anything better to watch back in the day

>>537753660
hahi
ahi
forces

>>537753741
so true! and a happy chainsaw jujistu yaiba to you as well zoomer!

>>537753660
Watch Aria to find out!

I said doko

>>537754282
I can't take the stress of making a game and it not filling for 20 minutes

peasants out here saying doko and not immediately getting a koko delivered to them

making a koko is so easy you don't even have to ask doko

Majsoul Enemies Room 85845(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85845
Enemies Room -- HARDCORE EDITION --
Blitz
No Tips
Dama - Enabled
Kill or be Killed

Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmWfkFEVLU

>>537756032
2/4

>>537756032
3/4, waiting for (you)

>>537756032
Still one slot open for any hardcore gamers

>>537756032
Started.

They're interpreting the Joshiraku song

Life is just a trip from the maternity ward to the crematorium.

>>537757046
SAGAAAAA!

>>537757046
Nippon Egao Hyakkei?

>>537757406
Yes

>>537757046
Who are 'they'?

>I am... le crazy!
kino character

>>537757819
Vtubers

>>537757107
Yet we still fight!

>>537750865
my wife is so smart

>>537757889
Yeah I had the inkling that it was thusly.

>>537758163
>Koito image
I'd like to thank you on behalf of /mjg/ for making a high quality post.

>>537758163
Splatoon?

>>537758790
No.

>>537744640
Janekeks where are you now?

>>537757046
Warao warao saaa waraimashou

>>537744640
Show us Mortal's answer already

so cute

>>537759983
Pair of aces = push

>>537744640
Call (die to 2 pairs)

>>537760041
A**ru!

>>537760041
I agree!

>>537756032
ggs fun games

>>537756032
ggs

>>537756032
GGs. cool sanshoko doko

>>537756032
ggs

I wonder what percentage of /mjg/ will get today's repo WWYD right.

>>537760041
I'd tip my hat to you
I'd do just that (bom bom bom bom)
Take it right off for you
But I haven't got a hat (bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom)

>>537760781
Repo?

>thought my performance was slipping
>turns out one of the thread mills at my apartment gym was tuned wrong and is running at least a kilometer faster than stated
Still finished my 6km though. Time for mahjong.

>>537760364
>>537760784
kekryubros...

>>537760781
i got it correct, though it was only due to me guessing

>>537760781
>He didn't see it
oh no no no

>>537761253
No you're just supid

>>537761392
>supid
alright man

>>537761392
end your worthless life schizo

Saibah swimmy

>>537761585
so true fgotranny so true!

>>537760781
100%? it wasn't that hard

>>537760781
I should be a honorary Aru main because I got it wrong

>>537761585
>what if le cool mythological figure was actually a moeblob
Good lord, I hate fateslop.

mfw i riichi an ura dos

>>537761960
What did you discard and why?

>>537762246
Vroom

Can someone explain to me how I get this illustration? I only need 2 more for the grand gallery title so...

>>537762246
I was initially going for 9p but went with 3p instead

>>537762574
Wait until they add it to the shop to redeem for spheres at a later date.

give me give me the bouncy balls boss

>>537762689
kys schizo

>>537760781
I'm kekxpert, 9p made the most sense at a first glance, didn't even know I was meant to consider ittsu.

>>537760781
i got it right by thinking about efficiency alone

>uni period starts
>schizo is suddenly more active
higher education is that boring huh

>>537762574
The way MJS does event illustrations is that they make two, and then only *ONE* of them are redeemable via event rewards, and the other one comes back later in the Sphere shop. It's pretty retarded. If it's not the illustration listed as an event reward, then the first Anon is right that you have to wait for it to come back.

>>537762821
Meds.

>>537745319
>>537749775
>>537759192
>>537760153
It's a repost you nigger faggots

>>537763050
I don't check the archives for every WWYD you dipshit

>>537763050
I still believe he should drop and go for royal straight flush against all odds.

>>537762996
>higher education doesn't even ensure a job after graduation
>just today I used Claude to perform a task that would've been handed over to a fresh graduate to spend a couple of days on a few years ago
At this point you might as well learn a trade.

cock yummy! florg cum yummy!

>>537763269
college/university is all about getting a paper now to get a higher paying job since we are no longer in the "walk in and give the CEO a firm handshake" era

people don't talk about this but society as a whole became antisocial as paradoxical as it sounds

bruh

>>537763745
People do talk about that
Constantly
Are you being serious right now?

society

>>537763827
if they did then society wouldn't be antisocial

>>537763469
Sorry man, paper's useless without 5+ years of experience, good luck finding some unpaid apprenticeship in the meanwhile.

>>537763882
based

>>537763953
>he didn't get the memo
you are supposed to juggle two jobs on the side while attending university and then go volunteering at the weekends to build more experience and a social network

Don't worry, freshies, when I graduated 4 years ago, I only needed to spend 2 months searching for a job despite having an internship every summer!

>>537763745
the word you're looking for is oxymoronic.
essentially just paradoxical in denotation, but not connotation.

I found a job easily after graduation so if I can you can do it too!
job was terrible and required no qualifications though so I'm just going back to college and study a non meme degree instead
Mahjong.

>>537764349
kys frognigger

>>537764384
How do I get a degree in behind play?

>>537764502
>helpful post
>kys
good job /mjg/

>>537764349
Don't kiss your sister

When is this schizotranny killing xirself?

>>537764659
lurk more newfriend

Im going to build a /mjg/ kaisha and employ all fresh /mjg/ grads and neets

>got a job when i was in high school
>didn't have to waste time on universities or whatever
>make now enough money to whale without worrying about finances
just get skills on your own and find a small (less than 5 people) company or a startup (there's no hr hags to get through this way), they love hiring young people, especially when you know what you're doing
if you have no skills, everything's on the internet (in case of white-collar work), or socialize enough to get someone to show you the ropes (in case of blue-collar work)

>/r9k/ hours
Bravo Eurokeks

I want to beat Illya up

>>537764876
What did you expect when bored university student period starts every September?

>>537764741
Soon,when detectivechads drop the .pdf to finally finish the cheatroon

I want to be Illya

>>537765019
not mahjong
end your life
no one cares
go back to your
shithole general
newshit

>>537723003 (OP)
big mahjong titties
and itty bitty jongies

Should I roll for snek? How's her flow?

>>537765160
I've been here since the /v/ days, newfag.

absolute state

>>537766160
Wait for a collab

>>537766804
It's the kakek rerun though, only Merry is worth getting there

>>537766951
kys avatarkek

The Story of Tim Buckley: The Greatest Loss in Webcomic History
cynthia-7.png

>>537767069
meds

>>537767126
No they make sleeping difficult and I "see" the color yellow.

>>537766687
F rank...

>>537766687
Why are purple hags so stupid?

SHINEEEE

>>537766419
my apologies, merely mistook you for some fgotranny

Florg cummies!

I don't like this librarian

>>537767389
no need to apologize. /alter/ is older than /mjg/

>>537741619
perchance.

>>537758790
SPLATOON!

This is all Anju's fault somehow

Remember Gone With the Blastwave?

has graveyard shift anon survived his graveyard shifts or did he finally realize why humans need sunlight?

>>537769231
How did you mess up the url this badly?

As of late I have stopped being upset when I lose, have I reached enlightenment?

congrats, you'll be bored of mahjong in 2 weeks

>>537769651
What rank are you?

>>537769876
Adept 3

>>537769651
you're supposed to be upset only when you misplay

Bravo...

>>537769876
Kekspert 3.

WWYD

>>537770767
3p

>>537770767
N-
NIG--
WHAT IS THAT THING?

>>537770767
RPK isn't real and not worth discarding aka over. tsumogiri

>>537770767
3p, keeps ryankan in pinzu, ryanpeikou+chiitoi too

>>537770767
0p we are going for ryanpeikou

>>537770856
mr popo

>>537770917
>discarding 1 han for 3 han isn't worth

>>537770767
>anything else besides going for the hand that's rarer than yakuman
3p

>>537770767
3p

this is how majsoul looks on my hdr screen although every other software looks fine. can i do anything except turn off hdr whenever I want to clack some tiles?

>>537770767
3p
Even if it weren't for the ryanpeikou acceptance 3p

>>537770767
3p, no other correct answers

>want to give new jyanshi a spin
>forgot to turn off jyanshi randomzier
SHIT

>>537771814
2p

>>537772006
1p deal in

>>537770767
https://youtu.be/vR6jGiyxarM
The answer is
>>537770839
>>537770924
>>537771167
>>537771249
>>537771462
>>537771470
3p as these anons predicted. 8888
>>537770917
>>537771014
Keeping aka is good here. By keeping 0p and discarding 3p we get into pinfu tenpai with 6p and 8p while a 5p draw gives us chiitoi tenpai. Even if we get tenpai with a souzu draw we can drop aka and cover up our 8p wait for ryanpeikou.

I COMMAND THEE TO JOIN ZHE ROOM OF TERROR

Majsoul Friends Room 30593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30593

>>537771814
9m. there are only bad options here

>>537772006
1p looks... decent maybe

>>537772217
they are fake wwyd

>>537772354
I'll look them up myself then

>>537771919
>>537772217
MAKA also goes for 9m, this was a panic discard

>>537772198
>30593

>>537772621
get fucked idiot

>>537772567
>doubling down
based schzi

>>537772567
it's marginally better because of the 8m pair but even then it's pretty ass
shit spot

>>537772567
>correct discard deals into dora yon ippatsu
Lol. Lmao.

>Salad Fingers 14: Crows
They're still making this slop?
cynthia-7.png

Bonus: it can't be helped.

>>537773209
mahjong?

Aru Rikuhachima is a retarded ugly NIGGER!

>>537773293
Why riichi

>>537773297
Yes!

>>537773369
Always riichi your important hands.

Just missed nagashi mangan

I didn't.

if it isn't a nationalities tourney, a detective tourney or a regular tourney, then I DON'T WANT IIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>537774947
It's a good tourney, sir.

>>537774947
What about a kiss your sister tourney?

>>537774947
then why haven't you announced one of those

>>537775379
pantyhose

scoring book 1 doko

>>537775465
scoring book 1 is attached to the right side of each score sheet

Majsoul Nyagger Room 65615(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65615

>>537775379
Oh to put my face under that skirt and just SLLLLPLPLPLPLPLPLPPLLP

>snek's default login voice
God damn is the snek hag sultry

I don't think these are actual units.

>>537776726
they're burger units

>>537776726
>his dick is 95 qauguillion units long

>>537776726
they are not units
these are numbers

>>537776726
Is this actually easier for people that aren't familiar with scientific notation?
I doubt more than 10 people ever have even said the word quattuorvigintillion

>>537774947
/mjg/'s "detectives" are just as shit as the ones from majsoul

>>537774947
what the fuck is a detective tourney?
t. new

>>537777000
Jane would've solved it

>>537777000
Art-chan is a detective?

>>537776074
3/4

>>537776960
>I doubt more than 10 people ever have even said the word quattuorvigintillion
Idle gamers love these numbers and see them in every second game they play
I remember a friend of mine playing some planet conqueror idle game and it had crazy high numbers like this

>>537776960
I never learned scientific notation and I only know the "basics" of how it works, but it was way clearer to me than this retardation.

>>537776960
it actually was until it hit trillions

>>537776960
>quattuorvigintillion = 10^75
>How Many Atoms Are In The Universe?>There are an estimated 10^78 to 10^82 atoms in the observable universe

>>537777395
How is it then possible to hit scores higher than that?

>>537772198
Was this not a real room? Or is there some poor, lonely Sprout all alone in here? Oh, that's just too sad to think!

>>537777000
Trips of truth!

>>537776726
It's the first time I see this and I'm old scientist

Cats rules this general

>>537776937
they're units of numbers
like how 1 kilogram is a unit when it's just 1000 grams

>>537777714
>off by 63
pffft

Sexvigintillion

Knowing the latin for numbers will forever fuck the names of months for me.

>>537776074
Still 3/4

>>537776074
Started!

>>537778170
Et tu, Cunne?

>>537778431
Haruna is not a rabbit

>>537777504
It only takes 250 bits to represent 10^75, so it’s only two quad-words of data, or only 32 bytes. Thanks to the power of binary we can do anything

>>537778592
She fucks like one

>>537778601
>l-le ShirokoFACTS

Seal clubbers deserve to be luckshat on

can someone post the aru sex webm? thanks

>>537779010
It doesn't get better than shadowrealming a sealclubbing faggot into deranking.

>nyagger room
>dama

Today, I dama'd pinfu nomi and got first. IRL.

>>537779529
the aru sex webm? thanks

>>537776960
they only implemented it to match jp large numbers. it's clear by the fact that it can be 4 digit *x gillion

>>537780183
Why is she sleeping on the job?

>>537776074
gg only time for one
Always nice to see a menhon

>>537780384
looking sex IS her job

>>537776074
Sorry for the dama, I thought that 6m would come out easier that way. From here on out I will ron skip in friendlies, unless they are dama ari or otherwise competitive. Thanks for the game!

>>537780384
No one is more deserving of a rest

Rush Hour

>>537776074
>dama because I only have 900 points
>another dama after that

>>537780790
no worries m-son

Is friendly uncle still kill?

>>537780838
I love that blooper in the second one where Tucker is struggling with some mandarin and Jackie just loses it and says everyone's always on his case for his English and this guy can't even say 3 words

>>537781824
Maybe
That's why I was asking, never used it. I don't know what Yostar thinks of userscripts running inside majsoul so I never risked it (I even blacklisted the game's domain in my *monkey settings).

>>537781174
uiscript.UI_PlayerInfo.Inst.show({accountId: 124858794})

Rape and kill jane

>>537782914
wrong order

>>537780838
>watching Slopky Chan

>>537782692
Nice try, but nope!

>>537783263
You posted a hackerman emote but can't even recognize a legit command?

>>537767097
hey I watched this the other day

>>537783454
No, I'm telling you you've got the wrong guy.
I've got my own offline implementation of this stuff.

>>537783454
ling gets all his stuff from chatgpt and grok

>>537784036
I wasn't trying to post your ID. It was just an example.
It's a rather effective substitute for friendly uncle mod.

>>537784346
Oh, my bad then Anon, I wrongly assumed because of the Jane emote...

actual low trust society

You can trust me come over to my woodland bunker for tanoshii mahjong

>>537784671
dont worry it will beome high trust again after some worthless newshit dies along with its misguided motivation

Does /mjg/ even want week-long tourney qualifiers anymore? Everyone just finishes their games on the first few days.