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>>531669483>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league questions for questionnairehttps://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6
Put the tourney docs in the OP
I FORGOT TO SING UP FOR LEAGUE
Punch Anju in the face
Rape Anju
>>531749336 (OP)JKs...
Why are they like this?
Majsoul Friends Room 62625(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62625
mahjong?
>>531749776hurry up and announce one
>>531750408Hahi! This thread is off to a euphoric start!
Reading Umineko till the end is taking me 4+ years at this rate.
I think the worst part is that I'm completely unable to solve most of the mysteries, especially the closed room ones.
It's all so tiresome, I hate thinking...
aru-11
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>>531751753Just solve then the way Battler would?
>>531751771Pay attention anon, this will be on the quiz.
We're gonna KILL that poster!
eliisa-1
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I hate overlapping ryanmen
>>531751753Umineko is small potatoes, there are much more complicated mystery VNs.
Inside you there are two jyanshi
They're both dealing in
I'd better wake up to a new Miko outfit tomorrow
jane-4
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Are there any HimeGODs left in this general?
>>531752378what's the design on the 1p
>>531752691What's an interesting fact about Hime Mahjong?
>>531752208I don't really like mysteries, I'm reading Umineko because friends and anons told me to.
I'm embarassed to admit it, but it taught me how to think critically and how there are way more truths than one at every single moment, and it's general is fun, but it's so much reading and thinking...
>he read umineko before higurashi
ifGgZjv
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Furiten riichi chase? :^) As for why this is furiten don't ask
>>531753127That poor boomer is trapped in the mind prison of a virtual hamburger from the 80s.
>>531753147please stop with the avatarfagging
eliisa-3
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>>531753147>Last>Furiten riichiNyo. Why would you furiten riichi
>>531753147Wanjirou dealing, it's over for your Fu Ji ass.
>>531753280so I censor my posts like before and then I get >named anyway, so what's the difference exactly
Posting your jyanshi, frame, and title is just as bad as a name these days.
>>531753147you won't ever ron someone with that hand either way.
personaly I would drop the 5 p go for itsu and or pinfu dama or betaori if I feel like it
>>531753553you get named even when censoring everything
>>531753553Don’t forget showing tablecloth, tile back, room, opponent jyanshi, round number, and scores should also be discouraged
AIN'T NOTHING BUT NIGGERS~
TRYING TO GET UNDER OUR SKIN~
>>531753280Avatarfagging is when you post a wwyd
wwyd
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WWYD? Censored for privacy.
>The Scariest Book I've Ever Read
>video thumbnail is of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream's cover
>1.2m views
That's a short story, you absolute ape. Even Benny, the fucking ape, has more intelligence than you.
>>531752905Welcome to the Revival team
aru-3
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>>531753865I clicked to zoom in
j2jpWw4O
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>>531753354>>531753442>>531753690Felt like gambling for tsumo, if it hits high chance it's a big one. What are the odds I deal-in anyway right
Expected Mortal to hate this but surprisingly it's not even that bad
So you're telling me that even in absence of any identifiable features other than the bakyou, detectives somehow have a program that allows them to input every visible tile in the hand and pond, and use that to search amae-koromo for a poster's name?
>The Scariest Book I've Ever Read
>video thumbnail is of Roots: The Saga of an American Family
>>531750321gg thanks for playing frens
>>531750321Thanks for hosting
cc-1d
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>>531750321GG, thanks for the fun games
I hate Gehenna Academy so much it's unreal
jane-4
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>>531754354Anyone want to guess how I know this poster's name?
The Most Depressing Horror Game Ever Made
jane-6
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>>531754563Thanks for posting it so I didn't have to.
joseph-3
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CHUMO!
aru-11
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CC poster name is Anonymous
>names
>implication of knowing >names
aru-2
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aru-4
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>>531754805but that's me!
glad I haven't played mahjong in two weeks, it's too dangerous now
Why is someone naming random people every time they post a wwyd?
Janes won. We can't hide from them anyone. We don't even know how they're identifying us.
We might as well post with our names attached.
>>531754805I sign all of my posts.
What a total shithole this general has become
cc-11
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>>531754697Now post your >name if you have a spine.
>>531755171I'm the main reason
I'm taking my wwyds to /jong/
jane-1
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I'm going to IRC/4han/jong/
lets post WWYD every 10 minute then we can figure out the timezone jane lives in based on the times there wasnt a name reply and we can get him in the nationalities tourney
In my country we used to say "Ignore and report" when retards like this appeared.
>>531755428She's obviously a burger
jane-5
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>>531755463You can't report me. I haven't broken any laws.
>>531755463Jannies don't do shit thoughbeit
>>531755428That's actually smart because it outs the schizo and forces anon to think and talk about the game.
Posting a WWYD in 1hour for my quota
file
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WWYD?
You just can't stop giving attention to it, can you?
Anyway, see you at /uma/
eliisa-1
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>/uma/
>>531755837this hand sucks
6m preserves both chiioi and regular hand well enough
>>531755837I'd cut 6m and think about cutting 8s
>>531755837i was going to say 12m and hope for a better shape but the other posters i agree more because the 6m creates a suji trap also so that one
>>531755837Bit iffy but I think 6m is still playable
>>531755893>fucks up>runs away to his horsetroon game to forget about it>pretends he's someone elseYou are so easy to read.
Consensual sex with Hanners
I could singlehandedly destroy /mjg/ with shitposting if I didn't have self-control.
kill yourself amaeleddit frognigger
Age of non-consensual sex!
file
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>>531755837>>531756071>>531756078>>531756126>>531756180>>531756238>>531756264Mortal goes straight for max chiitoi acceptance. Hand is mostly bad shapes and chiitoi may let us get dora 2, so it's understandable.
>>531756729Why is pedophilia a status symbol on /mjg/?
Feelin' cute.
You are now picturing Sprout in your head. You've been MINDHACKED
fuji-3
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Fuji love!
fuji-947
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love my cute wife
kaavi-10
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>>531756749>shiitoiBravo mortalkek
>>531756856le...shirakkofachs!
>>531755584Detective Watson care to correct her?
>>531756749Uh, jane sisters? Our detective abilities?
Jane is playing with horsies.
>>531758396Don't encourage it you dipshit
>>531758396He fucked up so he is pretending he is not here for now
>>531755428The reason why this wouldn't work is that unless we keep it up for months, the detective can simply avoid interacting and throw us off, and if he's a NEET he can easily win in the long run as well.
yuzu-888
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yuzu-3
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Burn those who oppose Yuzu.
yuzu-11
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Pedophilia is bad and Yuzu is good.
yuzu
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>>531755171the unfortunate consequences of league 6 on /mjg/
I don't even play mahjong anymore
>>531761632>t. agpyou will never be a little girl
>https://mjgbooru.com/post/6734
>>531762583I've reached all my Mahjong goals and I can't be the best because game is just too random
Is it over?
pooosh
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WWYD
Me? I drink water while I dama in friendlies because Saki made me play but I'm bad and I can't jong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef568d0CrRY
>>531763321No one here plays with brown bricks
Nope officer, no names to see here, no sir.
>>531763207Do you play aka nashi?
>>531763187Depends when did shimo discard that 7m
>>531763187dealer? POOOSH
>>531763638you can see the original position
jGqnhg9
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>>531763910my logic exactly. It does deal in but whatever. Guess for super 4th avoidance the fold is better
>>531764537noten you're conceding first, renchan is really nice, and there's the off chance that you might houtei
>>531765327I have a yaku, doesn't even need to be houtei
>>531762974needs the chinkcats as dancing israelis
Which boyfriend is getting a skin today
>>531766108Why is the floor covered in dark piss
>>531766193Sprouts want your piss for water and nutrition
qixi-1
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Oh wait the last skin is hearts so it's the pink haired chink, fucking gay
>>531766494stop salivating at your delusions anonchama
The same way the panda "outfit" was meido's.
Would you drink a can of doll piss? Mahjong.
joseph-6
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>>531767319It's just going to be some literally who twink again
>>531767506Maybe Kutsuji? I could see him look cool in a school uniform.
It's okay Josephbros, it's only been 4 1/2 years, it's going to be our time soon.
I want Ren in a Itoshiki outfit, perfect for this theme
>>531767585When's the fucking skin re-run poll so I can get this skin
I have no idea which >males you're talking about with these names
It's another pink chink skin for Crow
>>531768253>RenPic related
>Kutsujihttps://mahjongsoul.club/character/%EC%BF%A0%EC%B8%A0%EC%A7%80
koito
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Koito.
>>531768374I see, anyway post the genderbent Kutsuji
I fucking hate idolm@ster outside of the original girls who are now too old to be relevant
>>531768253Everyone knows Joseph and Kutsuji, surely.
>>531761187counter argument
>>531768793Grow the fuck up and stop trying to project your autistic anime and porn addictions onto the real world.
>>531769164After you win in Catan.
>>531767585joseph wouldnt fit in a jk uniform though
xenia-6
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132824477
>>531767585Just wait until the brothel outfit themes
fuji-4
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Time to renew my fortune charm for Fuji!
Any good reasons not to smack Anju across her dumb face?
>>531772602you dont want blood on your dick
>>531772602can you take your ryona fantasies elsewhere?
This thread has been garbage since Cynthia came out
We all love Hannah here!
Hannah thread!
Hannah board!
What does snow leopard pussy feel like?
Eliisa has really ugly teeth. Is she British?
Let’s fuckin go Georgia burgers
https://atlmahjong.com/
my morning mahjong newspaper was just abysmal today. do better eurokeks.
>190 posts
>only 1 friendly and 2-3 WWYDs
lmao euro hours
>>531775132It's friday, gotta get down on friday.
mirai-8
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>>531775132we moved on to uma musume and shadowverse
mahjong is kill
I'm too busy going out to play mahjong. >names want slopslop.
Girls can never be smart. They're all idiots by default, otherwise they'd be men.
>>531775132my games don't have any interesting wwyd spots...
queue
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QUEUE UP FOR MEMESURA!
>>531776190im not queuing unless you give me a whole run every round so i can qualify
qixi-0
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>>531766025this little faggot shit here if the icon is anything to go by
joseph-7
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>>531752905just close your eyes, think intensely for 5 minutes while stroking your chin and then continue reading?
I finished my bachelor thesis. What did you do for a productive thing today?
>first place
>think I played pretty well overall and wasn't just lucky
>Maka score A+ (everyone else is S or S+)
>Mortal rating 82.5
Whatever lol
mikamichiori-4.png
>>5317761903 in queue, come on anon!
>>531777473finished my masters thesis
>>531777473I refilled my ice cube tray when I used the last ice cube
My fridge's ice maker is frosted over and I cba to defrost it
>>531777473Masturbated three times.
>>531777473I sat in a voice chat with my best friends
>>531777473I thought about starting my arts and crafts submission.
riichi city jojo collab soon
>>531775132I can't do friendlies because otherwise people will see that I deranked to Expert.
>not cute
>not sexy
>ugly voice
>s*lver hair
What's the appeal of Fuji?
fuji-3
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>>531780716We like older women.
>cute
>sexy
>cute voice
>silver hair
love my cute wife
>old
What's the appeal of Fuji?
fuji-11
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tsuu~mo!
>>531781390Why did you post my image here
GG, thanks for the memesura, chat's borked for me.
>>531781446It's my image now
GG. Nice ryanpeikou, Toki
Majsoul Friends Room 21688(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21688
Shiroko fucking raped me.
aru-4
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>>5317848913/4
I forgot to cut out the 30 seconds of silence
https://files.catbox.moe/qg9172.mp3
file
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what a damaGOD
Regular 4 player mahjong is for people who want their actions to actually matter.
S*nma and memesura are for retarded gacha goomblers who just want a quick dopamine shot from witnessing pure luckshitting
Makes sense why s*nma is so insanely popular on a shitty gacha mahjong client.
If you prefer sanma or memesura, you are not white - simple as.
I have the most square playstyle out of anyone on this board. Prove me wrong.
cc-6
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Is the option to play against mortal in Tenhou free?
stats
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>>531785567you think this is impressive?
i've been always saying these should be kept in balance
>>531787584impressively retarded yes
loveknot
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>>531787445Do you not see the part where you input your credit card?
>>531786583>yonma>have a good hand>some retard goes pinfu nomi, wins with tsumo>your hand goes to gehenna>memesura>have a good hand>some retard goes pinfu nomi, wins with tsumo>you can still tsumo or ron someone and make more points than retardyeah, luck plays no role in yonma
aru-3
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>>531788053But I am not made of soda
>>531788297there's no way even half of those damas are good damas
eliisa-8
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Totoyuzudef
Needing ura dora and ippatsu to score mangan+ hands is a crutch
>>531788416But full of poop
amaekoromo-0.bmp
>>531788037not what I said
>good dama
Doesn't exist-nyaa
yuzu-0
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YUZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>531789590Today I got +180 on jade room using only dama
aru-4
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>>531789261FULL OF WHAT?!?!
>>531789907Good citizens always press riichi-nyaa
>>531789970Poop, like a Soda Poop
>>531790014i don't care, i'm here to win
Today I got +60 jade from owning a charm
Dama was confirmed by Mortal to be -50 EV. A recent survey of /mjg/ players found that 90% of them agree that dama should be punished by public lashings. The government of China made it illegal to dama in 1987.
>>531790014Riichi on jade just ends with everyone folding 99% of the time, at least with dama I can score a mangan or haneman
Stream in 20 minutes.
Friendly after the stream
Why don't we cut the horse crap
>>531788416You're all I can think of
Every drop I drink up. My little soda pop!
n
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why is she looking at me like that
>>531791807she wants you to cover her face with cum
>>531791807This POV looks lewd...
>>531787445Read the website
https://mjai.ekyu.moe/
>>531791807She wants you to pon her chii
>>531784891GGs, gotta get up early in the morning. Cya next time
>>531784891gg, thanks for the fun games
>>531784891GGs, thanks for joining
nyagg
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Ecchihime...
>>531792865Why is this ugly boy wearing a bikini?
>>531794321Should have kanned
>>531794321should've kanned and then drop the 5p you'd draw from the dead wall so nyagger could kan and kill the round
>play far better than ever before statwise
>make 0 progress rankwise because can't get lucky enough
love this game
>don't play ranked
>don't play friendlies
>post kodomo
There is literally nothing wrong with incest as long as it is consensual.
>>531796027Look at England to see everything wrong with incest
>>531796027Bro, your Bible reps?
There is literally nothing wrong with childlove as long as it is consensual.
>O**u is now posting about his idolslop on IRC
Can you take him back, please?
>>531796375People like you get euthanized in Florida and I'm all for it.
>>531791807Never encountered a cat in heat? Just spray her with cold water.
Silence, pedophiles and incestuous degenerates.
fuji-947
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Feels great to be a hagphile
IRC is internet rude chat
>>531796591are you playing the 4chan starcraft meme wars right now?
>>531796863>hagFinding Fu Ji attractive is borderline necrophilia
fuji-8
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>>531796863My cute wife isn't a "hag".
>>531796359But if Adam and Eve were the first humans doesn't that mean their children had to have sex at one point?
alert
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ALERT!!! ALERT!!! DANGER!!! IRC Drama is currently unfolding!
xenia-3
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Feels great to be a hannahphile
aru-1
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Thoughbeit
>>531797087Adam and Eve's children lived for hundreds of years, so they probably had built-in incest penalty negation.
fuji-0
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>>531796027Like >40% of arab marriages are between first cousins, which is probably one of the reasons why they're so retarded.
Me and my gf when we roll up in our matching precure shirts
a37-11
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None of you shall dama friendlies: I am the Lord.
>>531797172I don't see any unless you're about to start arguing about which precure is the best
>>531797186SEX with HUMAN MEN
>>531797627Best precure is currently Lillian. Second place might be Custard or Kyunkyun. 3rd place is up for debate. Marine or Princess perhaps.
>>531797874Sounds to me like your second place is already up for debate
Why does no one stalk me on other boards like other anons
Marine
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You wanna' piece of meat boy?
Why are mahjong trophies so small?
I love these threads, I coom every time!
How does /mjg/ do it? Even with all its flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other generals.
>gets ignored in IRC
>spams the thread
I think I'm turning rudeanese
covfefe
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i hate being addicted to caffeine
>>531798869The quality of /mjg/ is like 30% more better than the other generals.
Does anyone want to come over to my house and watch the complete box set of Monk on DVD?
>>531799487I'm on my way to your house right now.
>>531799548oh yeah? well I hurt my cock
it hurts
I broke my tailbone. Thanks for listening to my TED Talk
>>531800061You forgot to blame patriarchy for that.
>>531797186>>531797834Fuck, I actually started gooning to these pics. Is there something wrong with me? Is my life actually over now, for real? What should I do, anons? I seriously need your help. I don't want to end up as a 500 pound fatass shoving poop all over his face stuffed with stinky shit smearing his swamp stank over everything touches, please, MY LORD! SAVE ME!! JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE PLEASE RECONSIDER MY SINFUL DESIRE, I AM INNOCENT!!!!
I have a 38.7°C fever
am I gonna die?
jane-4
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I used to think ichihime wasn't for lewd but the new outfit made me think otherwise
full
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>>531800464For me it's Invincible Ichihime's thick thighs
>>531800061i'm not reading all that. give me the abridged version.
ichihime is a cutie patootie, not lewd
Non-consensual sex with Ichihime (I'm the one that doesn't consents)
imagine nyagger scratching the shit out of your back and biting your neck/shoulder as you cum deep inside her, her tail wrapped around you, giving her 16 (if not more) children
mahjong nya
Breeding Ichihime with a litter of kittens then taking away all her babies right after giving birth. Imagine the psychological trauma it inflicts.
>>531798869This but /jong/
>>531801371your feet stink
Hey guys how do I mahjong?
>>531801171this but Hannah instead
>>531800710Thats it id stick my dick in that cat
>>531801540We don't mahjong here
>>531801540dama
always dama
>>531801540Discard edge tiles first. Mind the 1/4 shape. Learn suji. Fold when no top riichi, except when lots of dora. Always riichi.
>>531801660discard 2 bamboo
I will never know permanent joy or peace. Nothing matters. This post will end in 0 and I will kill myself.
>>531801660I hate these shapes since I'm too dumb, 8s
>>531798869This is the most deranged general on this entire imageboard.
t. never been in any other general
>>5318016608s and kill myself if I draw 7s
IMG_4032
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>>531802081you really don't comprehend how much, MUCH worse it could be
/mjg/ might as well be a bastion of sanity compared to other generals
>>531802256fuck off stop enabling retarded shitposters
>>531802029you should become a monk
>>531802081Meh, I've seen plenty worse.
Next collab will be with /o/
I'll be the famous Viral. I'm already the biggest jobber in /mjg/.
>>531800924she needs periodic filling from her master to satiate her heat cycles
>>531803019I'll be the famous pulchra
>>531800924Maybe with you. Sure a dirty little vixen with me
ralt
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>>531803140I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan
>>531802871I've been asking for a higurashi collab for 4 years now
It's not happening..
https://mahjongpros.com/blogs/news-and-announcements/mahjong-pros-licenses-136-ready-to-use-mahjong-strategy-tactics-by-vtuber-kurono-senba
crow book getting an official translation this autumn
joseph-1
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>>531803307That will be $200.
>>531803670If you havent sucked off the resident catfood CEO youre not asking hard enough
Why aren't you playing the new MAHJONG BALATRO?
That Cynthia thread on 4han really changed my whole outlook on the character
>>531803819But unlike the JP version, this one doesn't comes with a free handjob included
a37-0
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>>531803969>During the conceptual design and demo stages, the game utilized AI for some creative ideation, and AI was also employed for preliminary creation in certain auxiliary systems such as icons, animations, and special effects.
>>531802871>HigurashitNo.
I want to watch koito snort a fat line of cocaine
>>531803969Those tiles look pretty good.
>>531804057>AI is... le bad!NPC response
>>531803969Is it kino?
Because Sky High is cringe.
Are there any small square tablet computers? I was thinking of using one as a compass when playing analog (and writing a simple app displaying points on each side, autotable-style, with a drag and drop functionality for transferring points). I only want the square shape for the gimmick, I guess we'll use a regular large smartphone if there's none of the sort, but my autism is irky about the rectangle shape.
>>531803140The crab is wrong.
Erika
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>>531804105>>531804124it's fun
you draw 4 instead of 1 / turn.
better than the previous mahjong balatro: Aotenjo for sure.
>>531804139closest form factor would probably be one of those folding phones that you can open like a small notebook
Next collab will be Rocko's Modern Life
I'm going to be the famous heffer
>>531804380I'm surprised there's no market for such a thing. I've seen LCD screens for embedded computers, but building such a thing from a Pi or something similar would probably make it too bulky (not to mention the question of powering it up, I don't want cables on the junk mat and a battery would add even more height).
The pain is slowly seeping away...
>>531805273stop shilling your chink sloppa
>>531805318It's a male skin today retard
>>531805318If this happen I will deal in.
>>531805645Why do women get old?
>>531805382/mjg/ - Mahjong General
>>531805773This is an umamusume general
So is it a roguelike or not
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>531806443it is
>>531804674The bottleneck would probably be the custom resolution screens. Every screen is 4:3 or 16:9. Doing a large production run of a square screen is going to require a lot of buy-in to get anything started.
>>531806443>>531806623It's actually a roguelite.
there are tons of permanent upgrades
Chronocircle used 1:1 screen
Ever notice how people tend to deal in after they hesitate for a long time? It proves that thinking makes you deal in more.
>>531803969>$17https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEuga3ZAN8
>>531777473I made the best fucking cup of sencha ever.
>>531807474I drank it so I can't show off anymore. But steeping the leaves for 70 seconds is my personal ideal
For every fly that I kill there are two more that appear. What the fuck is happening?
>>531807825This but cockroaches
>>531807825You're actually splitting it into 2 not killing it
>>531807825I killed one just recently and all I got were spiders coming out of nowhere.
>>531808191Got any more tasty flies?
>>531807825Eggs were laid already.
>>531807175all games are free
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wtf did MAKA mean by this, 1han30 tsumo isn't enough
>>531791584Majsoul Friends Room 61404(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61404
Chen Gong bros, our saint 3 kyaupten turned out to be a retarded lucklet
>>531808876Dunno what MAKA meant, but you should've cut the 12m shape since it's early and there's already a 1m out anyway. Way better than cutting a 6s.
>>531801371Good post; good bun
>>531809140me and mortal respectfully disagree
watson-3
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>>531808876Maybe it wanted you to stay Laasti
>>531808876tenpai noten enough
>>531809508not the most reliable approach I'd wager
>>531807825Found two more hiding in a lamp, how do I get rid of them?
>>531809628Keep the house cleaner often. When you see one, kill on sight so they dont lay eggs. Flies can easily make 100 eggs.
>>531809294Well Mortal's dumb sometimes. Cutting 12m is better here, especially because chiitoi is on the table. Your 6s could also be counted as a part of a 46s block, so cutting the 6s is getting rid of a middle tile and an entire block at the same time.
Flies just sit at my door waiting for me to open it to fly inside
>>531810030>Keep the house cleaner oftenI clean the house regularly, they've been getting inside by sitting outside of my door and flying in when I open it.
>>531809628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnis-gEVzHM
malatro is fucking gay go away
>>531810070I again disagree, the 6s is doing nothing. We already have enough blocks and 78s will go with the dora.
12m will go next. Once cut 1m isn't even a reason to cut 1m if opting for chiitoi and going for chiitoi also means middle tiles go first.
>>531810196Install a mesh net for doors.
>>531808865That money could be used towards the new cat outfit
>>531810378You can just chii the 4/6 shape with your open yakuhai hand, potentially accepting a red 5s. Then you wouldn't even need the 9s. And saying that you'd dump the only visible copy of a middle tile over a 1m that's been discarded once, while going for chiitoi, is simply incorrect.
Capture
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Let's say I was trying to turn this recommendation into a rule to follow in other situations. If the rule was "when your hand is like this, do this," how would I phrase that rule?
>>531810852yes, I can also chii the aka 5s with my 344s so the 6s is doing nothing
if this hand becomes chiitoi 6s is the next tile to go anyway
I'm going to play Mario Kart with Nina!
ggwp
bamboo strat is too strong.
>>531810870It's wrong, this is chiitoi
>>5318108702 and 8 overlap with 5
1
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>>531811620>gyaru at schoollazy
>>531811005After a 456 chii, you'd be left with a 34 shape. Your position would be stronger. So you keep an eye out for this while discarding 1m and playing for chiitoi, which means discarding the tiles that you see other players discard. Defensive considerations should come after efficiency, especially if you're in 4th place at all last.
>>531811620man i just wanna *SMACK*
ein-7
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>>531811620>gyaru>heartsYostar!
>>531811620What an underserved outfit. No one even uses her.
>>531811620It should've been Nadeshiko... she had the motorcycle gimmick and everything...
>>531811868But look at that fat brown butt
Sorry Stevebros I'm a gyaru main now
>>531809628Flies like to buzz around light fixtures with protruding features they can hide between, such as ceiling fans and chandeliers. Hang sticky traps near these and you will kill hundreds of the bastards.
>>531811464I don't know what that means.
>>531811429I was taught this is way too early to start making a chiitoi hand.
>>531810870I don't know what the proper term for this is, but I call this "self suji". Self suji is frequently worse to have than an honor tile, but it becomes especially bad if you already have a yakuhai pair. Your 2m here is also especially bad since this hand could become honitsu.
>>531811738Look man, you're free to cut the 1m but I disagree. This is just a hatsu pon angle anyway and the 6s flies out the door in most cases because we need to use dora. The only case where it doesn't is if we get an early aka 5s from kamicha. We probably don't.
I also disagree with your approach to chiitoi, but that's fine too.
>>531811951Nadeshiko's too old.
>>531811620>pancensorshiptypical chinese game
>>531811620Why does this feel so boring?
>>531811620What the fuck I want to fuck Betty now
>>531812063you are an expert 2 at best
>>531811620What do you mean ride faster
>>531812182cuz she's already a schoolgirl
>>531812182It has the same feeling of Ransei getting a ninja costume on halloween
>>531812081Having 6s does not preclude you from using 9s. You're playing too defensively in a situation where you need to abandon defense.
>>531812415I'm not, but thanks anyway.
I guess I get to keep my money for the upcoming collab. Xenia outfit is cool but the animation sucks ass. Not worth my $25. The rest are whatever. I, however, feel the urge to breed Ichihime in that outfit
ransei-4
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>>531812323Ransei getting a subzero outfit for halloween would go extremely hard.
TO got the only good outfit in the whole event
>>531812289Incorrect, faggot.
>>531812589that'd be the cat though
>>531812620>no proofI accept your confession
>>531812715The meme is "I accept your concession", you dip.
>>531812835accept this concussion
Q0C588Nh
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Time for another deserved comeback
>>531812705i don't like it, the face looks like slop
>>531812835I accept your conception (you've been impregnated by my facts and logic).
>>531811668>>531811959DO you get a carnal reward from her?
yUFMCjJB
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>>531812956Heh, nothing personel, kid
>>531812957she looks adorable and the animation is basically a snack bukkake
joseph-5
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Another skin series with no male skins.
It's so over for us bros
>>531812835I accept your connection
joseph-6
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>>531813226the schoolgirl joseph outfit... it wasn't real bros......
mirai-7
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>>531808876nvm I kinda see it now, just aim for penchan/tanki tsumo for 40 fu or 4p kan
>>531808973I reached tenpai on the last draw and the heavens wouldn't let me riichi...
I'm going to coom to something in 30 minutes
>>531814050>0sorry anon you have to kys instead
xenia-5
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Going to goon to random hentai MMDs for about 2 hours before passing out
Your porn addiction leaves you hollow.
xenia-10
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>>531814406Did the dead, empty eyes not give that away?
illya-6
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI/edit?tab=t.0
fb1 ad
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>>531810870"In mahjong demon style rules, it’s forbidden to discard honors with the first discard."
>>531811659>>531811660How come its okay to say Betty's name but if I say goldsmith's name everyone gives me crap? I'm gunna say it, the famous names run this show and you fags let it happen.
>>531808973GG best I can do is one game
>>531814896The general is currently on its death bed.
9f2
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>>531814809>qualifiers with a huge 4th place penalty
>>531808973ggs. it is the will of heaven for me to luckshit this hanchan, or so it seems...
sorry can only stay for one, thanks for game
>>531815073it can work if it's a fixed amount of games instead of top N consecutive
>>531814809Finally a tourney without the pushmonkey bullshit meta
>>531814809>unlimited games qualifiers
yuzu-3
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The magic of /mjg/ is only secure so long as it stays secured within the catbox of our >names taboo. Intellectual rapists playing detective and all the >nameposting goats will devour this general and leave nothing left if we let them. A witch of justice must rise to oppose them.
>>531814809>red and greenDollsisters we're so back DESU!
>>531808973gg.
I still want to play one more game if anyone is up for it
>>531814809So, how many games do you need to qualify for throne room?
>>531815192that's the real saint 3 experience
mirai-12
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ling-0
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>>531815229I know the names of all the rude posters in this general, including on the IRC. I happen to also know that they enjoy samefigging as eachother and generally posting rude things to degrade thread quality. The rudest poster? His name starts with a V.
>>531815557Vsauce is here!?
archer-6
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>>531815192I am the bone of my jade room
>>531815679the loop of your baseline maybe
>>531815295the real saint experience would be actually unlimited games though, this is going to be sub 10 the first day, 1 or 2 if you beg in the thread during the week, and then maybe a few more the last day unless we have a bunch of 20 games played -1500 M1 looper analogue queuing just to fuck over the current top 4 because they can't derank out of the tournament
archer-7
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>>531815557Does he lick cat poo?
FUCK jade room
FUCK ranked
>>531815794Those loopers? All me.
>>531816074You never played in jade room
>>531816182And yet I still looped...
I deranked from adept 3 once nya
>>531815192>>531815794TO here, now that I am thinking it through more, the current rules do sort of incentivize grinching after eating one fourth
which to some extent I do want people to experience that sort of 4th place pain, but doing unlimited cumulative points because "that's how ranked is" feels unwise.
I'm leaning now more towards n-consecutive games, and then in your nth game you really really don't want to get a fourth, and that's where that 4th place avoidance gameplay and 4th place fear can come in.
So you'd play risky normally if you don't have a streak going, and then you'd play more conservatively if you do have a streak going, which is the same as normal, but to a greater degree due to the 4th place avoidance uma, I feel like that would be a unique and worthwhile experience.
>could read /mjg/ normally on my screen just a year ago
>now need to zoom in 200% to read the thread
mahjong
>>531817210No, keep it grindy as fuck, just like ranked. NEETgods, it's our time to shime.
>sweaty gyaru ass
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>531817210Stop
Just set a 5 game minimum
>>531817462I'm a NEET because I'm lazy, you fool
>>531817462the issue isn't the grind it's that you won't have players to grind against
>>531817570>>5318176431 year younger than the average age of this general.
Now I know why old people rub the tiles faces so roughly irl. They're all blind.
>>531817757It's unlimited games. There will always be qualified memers who'll play regardless.
>>531817757Anon can play against other NEETgods like me. If I don't forget to sing up.
kaavi-0
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>>531817210>>531817462So this is the jade experience.
>tourneys on top of summer camp
the cabal won't like this...
>>531818160fuck frank and his gay orgy
>>531817812You're only 26?
I started needing glasses in high school
>>531814809Are sing ups really necessary for a tourney like this? Wouldn't it be more like the ranked experience to just let people show up in the lobby and start games whenever they feel like it?
>>531818639I started losing my eyesight when I was in 4th grade
>>531814809>only top 4 qualifiesThis will be a fucking bloodbath
The day I go blind is the day I end my life
>>531817210TO here,
Thank you all for sharing your thoughts regarding the tourney rules. I think I'll just stick to what I originally set out in the doc, and if it fails that just means I'll have learned some lessons for the next time.
>>531818160Dang is it really? I thought summer camp was later in August. Maybe I'll reschedule or shift around the qualifier timing.
>>531818849I agree with you, actually
I've updated the tourney rules now to automatically let anyone in
I was born with poor long-sight thanks to my parents.
>>531819178In my experience, as long as you have a consistent vision, it's better to just stick to your original idea and see how it plays out. Changing too many things early before it starts just confuses everyone and ruins things. If the tourney bombs, then so be it. At least it'll be a memorable fire.
I'm learning to read tiles with my fingers so I can play mahjong while blind
>>531819473This is a valuable skill to have. You'll automatically become a mahjong master and won't be able to lose until you meet the protagonist of the manga.
>>531818439>tfw perfect average>tfw in one year I'll be older and everyone else will be the same ageIt's no fair...
>>531819178It's fine, there's not that many summer campers. And even then, they can just play together during the camp.
Or better yet, just start the tourney right nyao!
Nobody is actually going to the summer camp it's just gonna be a bunch of law enforcement agents and organ traffickers all capturing each other.
>>531819178>he wasn't invited to summer camp
yuzu-4
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>arrive at summer camp
>it's just TO sitting alone in the middle of a large conference room
xenia-8
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>>531820146>he tells you to have a seat over there
>>531820220>He take out a "wwyd" sheet.
Alone on Friday night? I gotchu
Majsoul Friendless Room 80525(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80525
default rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnK5rw_6hM
a37-888
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>>531818439When's the league 6 questionnaire going to come out?
TO here,
>>531819405word
>>531819664oh shit I can just start the tourney
originally I was going to give a week for signups to roll in, but I just got rid of signups
queue up in a couple of minutes from now
>>531818639My left retina fell off when I was 4 from congenital x-linked retinoschisis.
I remember being able to see everything perfectly in great detail, then one day half of my eye fell off and now I can't even tell people apart if they are 20m away.
They found a way to fix it, but it was a decade too late.
>>531820585not joining a tournament without proper sign-ups. I'm grinching
xenia-1
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>>531820585What makes you think I want to queue against you?
>>531820852I'll be there, don't you want to queue against me?
>>531820974mono, it's great
a37-1
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>no sign-ups
>random ass ranked simulation
gronch
>>531820513still 2/4 btw cmon and join!
I was interested but no sing up sheet + waffley TO … I’ll have to pass
>see cynthia
>instantly think of that thread
it's so fucking over for cynthiacels
>>5318205133/4 we're almost there! :)
xenia-11
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>>531821168>waffleyHe's not Crazy though.
>first tourney match has 2 celestials
>>531820585It's 1am... why are you starting it instantly?
First Futoshi telly since getting sick I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbme-sul8uc
>>531821287Why did we let Cynthia steal Kana's gimmick?
So what is it gonna be, uh? Uh?
A saint (sainte)?
Or a grinch(grunch)?
>>531820513>this room has started
>>531819178camp is july 25th august 3rd
>>531821631And that was the tale of the looper cretin
eliisa-2
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>>531821514Cynthia-chan got too cocky
shit TO
shit tournament
I'm gonna login to shadoba
aru-0
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>>531822271Well, look at it this way. Would you rather have a shit TO or a piss TO?
>TO takes first place in the first tourney match
Yagi Yui ryona
Mirai ryona
>TO winning his own tourney
That's CRINGE!
no sing up sheet means it's not a sanctioned tourney
ein-3
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What drives a man to mikopost?
>>531822982Don't ask, don't tell.
Burgers need to be rangebanned
Sex-free Majsoul Friendly Room (No Sex) 60774(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60774
Sex nashi
I'm done with the game.
I feel like I have seen everything.
very very fun.
Hannah's fur is white, therefore Hannah is for white men only.
>>53182386735 worthless posts thank you anon
>>5318238512/4 platonic jyanshis
>read the room as free sex
>it was sex nashi
>>531824314This one is worth something
>>531823851Abstinence has started
>>531820513gege thanks for playing!
>>531820513ggs, thanks for the room.
xenia-2
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4th place avoidance tourney total scores spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc/edit?usp=sharing
I am manually filling out the data as it comes in, so it won't update instantly
I only play in sanctioned tournaments
I only play in illegal tournaments.
>negative celestials
Seems like I'm still the best.
I play in every tournament.
>>531825185wait, it already started?
Is it true that Anju stands for Anal Jew?
>>531825185since the qualifiers are 2 weeks long now and we're missing the usual initial rush because it started so soon after being announced can we get some suggested queue times to facilitate games starting
>>5318259395:00, 7:00, 12:00, 14:00 and 19:00
Steve replaces Kratos in the God of War franchise.
What changes?
>>531826157no sex mini game
>>531826086this is UTC right? I'm adding it to the sheets now.
>>531826303wait what the hell, these times all suck for me (if it is UTC)
I'll just add one more time for burger evenings
>luckshit a bunch of easy hands in dealer seat
>start dealing in like crazy afterwards
Every fucking time this retard goes
>grandma, what big dick you have
IchiOver
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Will playing in this tournament help me reach Saint quicker?
I'm Adept 3 if that means anything
>back to back dealer dora3 riichi
>>531827503Technically no.
>>531823851GGs thanks for joining
My thoughts and prayers go with nyagger
>think anons know how to play
>they are actually just pushing everything and luckshitting
Bravo
>>531827931I fold pretty hard and pretty often in ranked, but in friendlies it's RUDE not to push
>source: me
Will the next update include a cool sliding riichi animation instead of the slam one? We haven't had a new sliding animation since bird hag, if you don't count her then it's the June event from last year.
>>531828028>it's rude to play the game properly
I'll make a tournament where everyone becomes a little girl
I'll make a tournament where everyone becomes a big man
>>531828105This but unironically, Shirokofakenews
>>531828282At least sashikomi, then?
No you have to push like a retard and win a sanbaiman tsumo in my dealer turn.
Kys.
why do I keep losing to luckshitting retards what the fuck someone free me from this torment
bara tournament vs yuri tournament
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>>531828404thats not equal. it should be bara tournament vs hate yuri tournament
Today I'm eating sukiyaki
>>531829059suki my yaki, momo-chan
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aru hate hate!
Are people queueing right now? (You) me when people are ready to queue.
(Me) you when people aren't ready to queue.
why must I be tempted like this only to suffer
why couldn't I simply accept it and fold instead of being a delusional retard
>>531830954Hahi! Because you haven't lost your Mahjong Soul! We still fighto!
>>531811620This one sure didn't need any edits.
>>531830954How dare you hide names and characters?
Detectives, chop chop.
>>531830954It's always correct to keep the yakuman dream alive.
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>>531830954Ryanshanten = fold
GYARU LIKES IT FROM BEHIND
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>>531831462>anon just fold your dealer turn while 4th place is about to overtake you and you are about to enter south 4 while you have a live yakuman, trust me this is the best thing you can doLooperchama, is that you?
>>531831591maka agrees so yes
yakumans are worthless
>>531831698maka is a jobber, and folding here is retarded
>>531831698Maka is the retarded baby of a whore birthed live into the mouth of the lion. We use Mortal for our bot decisions.
>>531831591queue up i'll show you who's the looper
>>531831591Ton isn't even a fold. You can still go for the fastest possible win to shut kamicha off. You have enough value as dealer already if you win with manzu.
(you will still deal in later but not yet)
>>531831798Yes, I wouldn't fold here, but I wouldn't push 2/5m either.
I respect anon for not folding and going for the meme, but I would have dropped the ton.
Mortalwhisperers, what's your take on this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/xb4zpepctqdi7gdh.png
>>531831462I already knew I was being retarded, I simply couldn't help myself
>>531831758mortal agrees to give up on the yakuman and discard the ton, not necessarily a fold but simply not discard a dangerous tile and potentially give him the ippatsu (what I did)
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>>531831983>what are the odds>chiitoi iishanten
>ran out of image slots already
Typical American hours posting
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>>531832123I'd want to keep that for my chiitoi iishanten, personally
>>531832113Mortal is a robot, so it's literally soulless. Going for yakumans is almost never the "optimal" decision. But it's a yakuman.
>>531831983tanyao chiitoi iishanten vs what looks to be toitoi nomi, I'll take the odds
>>531832170tanyao + aka makes it mangan riichi instead of 6400
>>531832181Nan is yakuhai anon.
The loading screen will be gyaru sexually assaulting Xenia.
>>531832281Still would push. What's the mortal take on it, split decision or 100% pei?
The loading screen will be me feeding Xenia.
I just beat the Advanced Swordcraft CPU on Shadowverse!
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>>531832180not getting -200 > maybe getting an epic soulful yakuman
>>531832683You prioritize Good Boy Points over something you'll only be able to experience a few times in your entire Mahjong career.
>>531832429Dev says this is unreliable, but here:
https://litter.catbox.moe/h3ftvj7m7snebbzf.png
It's not a 99 at any rate.
>>531832734If I wanted yakumemes I'd play limitless asura
>>531832559No, I'm tired of this cope.
All saints and celestials always tryhard in friendly, and you are expected to do the same.
>>531832909>retards do x, therefore everyone should do itif all saints and celestials were jumping off the golden gate bridge, would you follow them?
>>531832909I go easy in friendlies because it's too boring if I just win all the time.
I haven't joined a MJS friendly in a while though.
>>531832995>if [retarded headcanon]Now explain how playing well in friendlies is equal to jumping off a gate bridge, pseudo-kun.
>>531833032>win all the time>game of luckAbsurd cope. Even celestials got demolished by luckshitting adepts, quit yapping.
I'm eating choco ice cream
>>531833215For me it's chocomint ice!
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>>531833207I don't just do it by default, but if I'm winning and people are just dealing into everything I'm not going to keep taking turn 3 tenpais.
>>531813226Cheer up, this SURELY means that there will be two male swimsuit outfits amirite?
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