Thread 531749336

>>531669483

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league questions for questionnaire
https://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6

Put the tourney docs in the OP

Koito big win

I FORGOT TO SING UP FOR LEAGUE

Punch Anju in the face
Rape Anju

>>531749336 (OP)
JKs...
Why are they like this?

>>531749776
what tourney

Majsoul Friends Room 62625(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62625
mahjong?

>>531749776
hurry up and announce one

>>531750321
3/4!

m'ong

>>531750321
starto

>>531750408
Hahi! This thread is off to a euphoric start!

Reading Umineko till the end is taking me 4+ years at this rate.
I think the worst part is that I'm completely unable to solve most of the mysteries, especially the closed room ones.
It's all so tiresome, I hate thinking...

>>531751753
Just solve then the way Battler would?

>>531751771
Pay attention anon, this will be on the quiz.

We're gonna KILL that poster!

I hate overlapping ryanmen

>>531751753
Umineko is small potatoes, there are much more complicated mystery VNs.

My fist
Fu JEW's face

>>531752130
Which one?

Inside you there are two jyanshi
They're both dealing in

I'd better wake up to a new Miko outfit tomorrow

Are there any HimeGODs left in this general?

>>531752378
what's the design on the 1p

>>531752691
What's an interesting fact about Hime Mahjong?

>>531752208
I don't really like mysteries, I'm reading Umineko because friends and anons told me to.
I'm embarassed to admit it, but it taught me how to think critically and how there are way more truths than one at every single moment, and it's general is fun, but it's so much reading and thinking...

>>531752772
this one

Four-Byte Burger

Furiten riichi chase? :^) As for why this is furiten don't ask

>>531753127
That poor boomer is trapped in the mind prison of a virtual hamburger from the 80s.

>>531753147
please stop with the avatarfagging

>>531753147
>Last
>Furiten riichi
Nyo. Why would you furiten riichi

>>531753147
Wanjirou dealing, it's over for your Fu Ji ass.

>>531753280
so I censor my posts like before and then I get >named anyway, so what's the difference exactly

>>531753147
No

Posting your jyanshi, frame, and title is just as bad as a name these days.

>>531753147
you won't ever ron someone with that hand either way.
personaly I would drop the 5 p go for itsu and or pinfu dama or betaori if I feel like it

>>531753553
you get named even when censoring everything

>>531753553
Don’t forget showing tablecloth, tile back, room, opponent jyanshi, round number, and scores should also be discouraged

AIN'T NOTHING BUT NIGGERS~
TRYING TO GET UNDER OUR SKIN~

>>531753280
Avatarfagging is when you post a wwyd

WWYD? Censored for privacy.

>>531753865
the client

>The Scariest Book I've Ever Read
>video thumbnail is of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream's cover
>1.2m views
That's a short story, you absolute ape. Even Benny, the fucking ape, has more intelligence than you.

>>531752905
Welcome to the Revival team

>>531753865
I clicked to zoom in

>>531753354
>>531753442
>>531753690
Felt like gambling for tsumo, if it hits high chance it's a big one. What are the odds I deal-in anyway right
Expected Mortal to hate this but surprisingly it's not even that bad

So you're telling me that even in absence of any identifiable features other than the bakyou, detectives somehow have a program that allows them to input every visible tile in the hand and pond, and use that to search amae-koromo for a poster's name?

>>531752772
birb

>The Scariest Book I've Ever Read
>video thumbnail is of Roots: The Saga of an American Family

>>531750321
gg thanks for playing frens

>>531754149
Yes.

>>531750321
Thanks for hosting

>>531750321
GG, thanks for the fun games

I hate Gehenna Academy so much it's unreal

>>531754354
Anyone want to guess how I know this poster's name?

>>531754457
HarryLegs?

The Most Depressing Horror Game Ever Made

>>531754563
Thanks for posting it so I didn't have to.

CHUMO!

CC poster name is Anonymous

>names
>implication of knowing >names

>>531754805
but that's me!

glad I haven't played mahjong in two weeks, it's too dangerous now

Why is someone naming random people every time they post a wwyd?

Janes won. We can't hide from them anyone. We don't even know how they're identifying us.
We might as well post with our names attached.

>>531754805
I sign all of my posts.

What a total shithole this general has become

>>531754697
Now post your >name if you have a spine.

>>531755171
I'm the main reason

I'm taking my wwyds to /jong/

>>531755203
Jane4.

I'm going to IRC/4han/jong/

lets post WWYD every 10 minute then we can figure out the timezone jane lives in based on the times there wasnt a name reply and we can get him in the nationalities tourney

In my country we used to say "Ignore and report" when retards like this appeared.

>>531755428
She's obviously a burger

>>531755152
It's so over

>>531755463
You can't report me. I haven't broken any laws.

>>531755463
Jannies don't do shit thoughbeit

>>531755428
That's actually smart because it outs the schizo and forces anon to think and talk about the game.
Posting a WWYD in 1hour for my quota

>>531755584
>Hat

>>531755152
>>531755363
>>531755584
>hat

WWYD?

You just can't stop giving attention to it, can you?
Anyway, see you at /uma/

>>531755837
6m

>>531755837
6m

>>531755837
this hand sucks
6m preserves both chiioi and regular hand well enough

>>531755837
I'd cut 6m and think about cutting 8s

>>531755837
i was going to say 12m and hope for a better shape but the other posters i agree more because the 6m creates a suji trap also so that one

>>531755837
Bit iffy but I think 6m is still playable

>>531755893
>fucks up
>runs away to his horsetroon game to forget about it
>pretends he's someone else
You are so easy to read.

Consensual sex with Hanners

I could singlehandedly destroy /mjg/ with shitposting if I didn't have self-control.

kill yourself amaeleddit frognigger

Age of non-consensual sex!

>>531755837
>>531756071
>>531756078
>>531756126
>>531756180
>>531756238
>>531756264
Mortal goes straight for max chiitoi acceptance. Hand is mostly bad shapes and chiitoi may let us get dora 2, so it's understandable.

>>531756729
Why is pedophilia a status symbol on /mjg/?

FUJIHATE!

Feelin' cute.
You are now picturing Sprout in your head. You've been MINDHACKED

Fuji love!

love my cute wife

>>531756749
>shiitoi
Bravo mortalkek

>>531756856
le...shirakkofachs!

>>531755584
Detective Watson care to correct her?

>>531756749
Uh, jane sisters? Our detective abilities?

Jane is playing with horsies.

>>531758396
Don't encourage it you dipshit

>>531758396
He fucked up so he is pretending he is not here for now

>>531755428
The reason why this wouldn't work is that unless we keep it up for months, the detective can simply avoid interacting and throw us off, and if he's a NEET he can easily win in the long run as well.

yuzu

>>531759808
True!!

>>531759808
>>531759942
(You)zu

>>531759808
pedophile

>>531760039
Wrong.

Burn those who oppose Yuzu.

Pedophilia is bad and Yuzu is good.

>>531755171
the unfortunate consequences of league 6 on /mjg/

no touch

I don't even play mahjong anymore

>>531761632
>t. agp
you will never be a little girl

Nobody knows who I am

>>531762583
I've reached all my Mahjong goals and I can't be the best because game is just too random
Is it over?

WWYD

Me? I drink water while I dama in friendlies because Saki made me play but I'm bad and I can't jong

>>531763321
No one here plays with brown bricks

Nope officer, no names to see here, no sir.

>>531763207
Do you play aka nashi?

>>531763187
Depends when did shimo discard that 7m

>>531763187
dealer? POOOSH

>>531763638
you can see the original position

>>531763910
my logic exactly. It does deal in but whatever. Guess for super 4th avoidance the fold is better

>>531764537
noten you're conceding first, renchan is really nice, and there's the off chance that you might houtei

>>531765327
I have a yaku, doesn't even need to be houtei

>>531762974
needs the chinkcats as dancing israelis

Which boyfriend is getting a skin today

>>531766108
Why is the floor covered in dark piss

>>531766193
Sprouts want your piss for water and nutrition

Oh wait the last skin is hearts so it's the pink haired chink, fucking gay

>>531766494
stop salivating at your delusions anonchama

Jonkler outfit when

The same way the panda "outfit" was meido's.

Would you drink a can of doll piss? Mahjong.

>>531767091
Yes

>>531766025
Nope

It's Frat Boy Joseph

>>531767319
It's just going to be some literally who twink again

>>531767506
Maybe Kutsuji? I could see him look cool in a school uniform.

It's okay Josephbros, it's only been 4 1/2 years, it's going to be our time soon.

I want Ren in a Itoshiki outfit, perfect for this theme

>>531767585
When's the fucking skin re-run poll so I can get this skin

I have no idea which >males you're talking about with these names

It's another pink chink skin for Crow

>>531768253
>Ren
Pic related
>Kutsuji
https://mahjongsoul.club/character/%EC%BF%A0%EC%B8%A0%EC%A7%80

Koito.

>>531768374
I see, anyway post the genderbent Kutsuji

I fucking hate idolm@ster outside of the original girls who are now too old to be relevant

>>531768253
Everyone knows Joseph and Kutsuji, surely.

>>531761187
counter argument

>>531768793
Grow the fuck up and stop trying to project your autistic anime and porn addictions onto the real world.

>>531769164
After you win in Catan.

>>531767585
joseph wouldnt fit in a jk uniform though

>>531767585
Just wait until the brothel outfit themes

>>531770820
Asakur...

Time to renew my fortune charm for Fuji!

>>531769164
u r gay lmao

Any good reasons not to smack Anju across her dumb face?

>>531772602
you dont want blood on your dick

>>531772602
can you take your ryona fantasies elsewhere?

This thread has been garbage since Cynthia came out

We all love Hannah here!
Hannah thread!
Hannah board!

I'm going to Nukitashi

What does snow leopard pussy feel like?

Eliisa has really ugly teeth. Is she British?

Let’s fuckin go Georgia burgers
https://atlmahjong.com/

my morning mahjong newspaper was just abysmal today. do better eurokeks.

>190 posts
>only 1 friendly and 2-3 WWYDs
lmao euro hours

>>531775132
It's friday, gotta get down on friday.

Yagi JEWi

>>531775351
Wrong.

>>531775132
we moved on to uma musume and shadowverse
mahjong is kill

I'm too busy going out to play mahjong. >names want slopslop.

I'm at /doko/

Girls can never be smart. They're all idiots by default, otherwise they'd be men.

>>531775132
my games don't have any interesting wwyd spots...

>>531775815
ywnbam

QUEUE UP FOR MEMESURA!

>>531776190
im not queuing unless you give me a whole run every round so i can qualify

Trinity > G*henna

>>531766025
this little faggot shit here if the icon is anything to go by

>>531752905
just close your eyes, think intensely for 5 minutes while stroking your chin and then continue reading?

I finished my bachelor thesis. What did you do for a productive thing today?

>first place
>think I played pretty well overall and wasn't just lucky
>Maka score A+ (everyone else is S or S+)
>Mortal rating 82.5
Whatever lol
mikamichiori-4.png

>>531776838
q NOW

>>531776190
3 in queue, come on anon!

>>531777473
finished my masters thesis

>>531777473
I refilled my ice cube tray when I used the last ice cube

My fridge's ice maker is frosted over and I cba to defrost it

>>531777473
Masturbated three times.

>>531777473
I sat in a voice chat with my best friends

>>531777473
I thought about starting my arts and crafts submission.

Too many Koromos

riichi city jojo collab soon

>>531775132
I can't do friendlies because otherwise people will see that I deranked to Expert.

>not cute
>not sexy
>ugly voice
>s*lver hair
What's the appeal of Fuji?

>>531780716
We like older women.

>cute
>sexy
>cute voice
>silver hair
love my cute wife

>old
What's the appeal of Fuji?

Fuji is a nigger

tsuu~mo!

>>531781390
Why did you post my image here

GG, thanks for the memesura, chat's borked for me.

>>531781446
It's my image now

GG. Nice ryanpeikou, Toki

We all hate Anju here

Good game

GGs

Memesura is not for me

Majsoul Friends Room 21688(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21688

Shiroko fucking raped me.

>>531785127
Lucky

>>531783915
>>531520063

>>531784891
3/4
I forgot to cut out the 30 seconds of silence
https://files.catbox.moe/qg9172.mp3

what a damaGOD

>>531784891
Started

Regular 4 player mahjong is for people who want their actions to actually matter.
S*nma and memesura are for retarded gacha goomblers who just want a quick dopamine shot from witnessing pure luckshitting
Makes sense why s*nma is so insanely popular on a shitty gacha mahjong client.
If you prefer sanma or memesura, you are not white - simple as.

I have the most square playstyle out of anyone on this board. Prove me wrong.

Is the option to play against mortal in Tenhou free?

>>531785567
you think this is impressive?
i've been always saying these should be kept in balance

>>531787584
impressively retarded yes

>>531787445
Do you not see the part where you input your credit card?

>>531786583
>yonma
>have a good hand
>some retard goes pinfu nomi, wins with tsumo
>your hand goes to gehenna
>memesura
>have a good hand
>some retard goes pinfu nomi, wins with tsumo
>you can still tsumo or ron someone and make more points than retard
yeah, luck plays no role in yonma

You're my soda pop~

>>531787863
why

>>531788053
But I am not made of soda

>>531788297
there's no way even half of those damas are good damas

Totoyuzudef

>>531788830
t. damalet

Needing ura dora and ippatsu to score mangan+ hands is a crutch

>>531788416
But full of poop
amaekoromo-0.bmp

>>531788037
not what I said

Toyota Yuzu debt

>good dama
Doesn't exist-nyaa

YUZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>531789590
Today I got +180 on jade room using only dama

>>531789261
FULL OF WHAT?!?!

>>531789907
Good citizens always press riichi-nyaa

>>531789970
Poop, like a Soda Poop

>>531790014
i don't care, i'm here to win

Today I got +60 jade from owning a charm

Dama was confirmed by Mortal to be -50 EV. A recent survey of /mjg/ players found that 90% of them agree that dama should be punished by public lashings. The government of China made it illegal to dama in 1987.

Tomorrow, I'll

invent those blueprints

>>531790014
Riichi on jade just ends with everyone folding 99% of the time, at least with dama I can score a mangan or haneman

Cut the honors

Stream in 20 minutes.

Friendly after the stream

Why don't we cut the horse crap

>>531788416
You're all I can think of
Every drop I drink up. My little soda pop!

why is she looking at me like that

>>531791807
she wants you to cover her face with cum

>>531791807
This POV looks lewd...

>>531787445
Read the website
https://mjai.ekyu.moe/

>>531791807
She wants you to pon her chii

>>531784891
GGs, gotta get up early in the morning. Cya next time

>>531784891
gg, thanks for the fun games

>>531784891
GGs, thanks for joining

Ecchihime...

>>531792865
Why is this ugly boy wearing a bikini?

>>531791807
>>531792865
SEXYHIME

>>531794321
Should have kanned

>>531794321
should've kanned and then drop the 5p you'd draw from the dead wall so nyagger could kan and kill the round

>play far better than ever before statwise
>make 0 progress rankwise because can't get lucky enough
love this game

>don't play ranked
>don't play friendlies
>post kodomo

There is literally nothing wrong with incest as long as it is consensual.

>>531796027
Look at England to see everything wrong with incest

>>531796027
Bro, your Bible reps?

There is literally nothing wrong with childlove as long as it is consensual.

>O**u is now posting about his idolslop on IRC
Can you take him back, please?

>>531796375
People like you get euthanized in Florida and I'm all for it.

>>531791807
Never encountered a cat in heat? Just spray her with cold water.

Silence, pedophiles and incestuous degenerates.

Feels great to be a hagphile

IRC is internet rude chat

>>531796591
are you playing the 4chan starcraft meme wars right now?

>>531796863
>hag
Finding Fu Ji attractive is borderline necrophilia

>>531796863
My cute wife isn't a "hag".

>>531796359
But if Adam and Eve were the first humans doesn't that mean their children had to have sex at one point?

>>531797087
Yeah, with me

ALERT!!! ALERT!!! DANGER!!! IRC Drama is currently unfolding!

Feels great to be a hannahphile

Thoughbeit

>>531797087
Adam and Eve's children lived for hundreds of years, so they probably had built-in incest penalty negation.

Sex with ADULTS

>>531796027
Like >40% of arab marriages are between first cousins, which is probably one of the reasons why they're so retarded.

Me and my gf when we roll up in our matching precure shirts

My team's irc is dead

None of you shall dama friendlies: I am the Lord.

>>531797172
Good.

>>531797172
I don't see any unless you're about to start arguing about which precure is the best

>>531796359
>KJV

>>531797186
SEX with HUMAN MEN

>>531797627
Best precure is currently Lillian. Second place might be Custard or Kyunkyun. 3rd place is up for debate. Marine or Princess perhaps.

>>531797874
Sounds to me like your second place is already up for debate

Why does no one stalk me on other boards like other anons

You wanna' piece of meat boy?

Why are mahjong trophies so small?

I love these threads, I coom every time!

How does /mjg/ do it? Even with all its flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other generals.

>gets ignored in IRC
>spams the thread
I think I'm turning rudeanese

i hate being addicted to caffeine

>>531798869
The quality of /mjg/ is like 30% more better than the other generals.

Does anyone want to come over to my house and watch the complete box set of Monk on DVD?

I hurt my neck.

>>531799487
I'm on my way to your house right now.

>>531799548
oh yeah? well I hurt my cock
it hurts

I broke my tailbone. Thanks for listening to my TED Talk

>>531800061
You forgot to blame patriarchy for that.

>>531797186
>>531797834
Fuck, I actually started gooning to these pics. Is there something wrong with me? Is my life actually over now, for real? What should I do, anons? I seriously need your help. I don't want to end up as a 500 pound fatass shoving poop all over his face stuffed with stinky shit smearing his swamp stank over everything touches, please, MY LORD! SAVE ME!! JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE PLEASE RECONSIDER MY SINFUL DESIRE, I AM INNOCENT!!!!

I have a 38.7°C fever
am I gonna die?

>>531799906
this you? >>531778757

I used to think ichihime wasn't for lewd but the new outfit made me think otherwise

>>531800464
For me it's Invincible Ichihime's thick thighs

>>531800061
i'm not reading all that. give me the abridged version.

>>531800749
he's butthurt

ichihime is a cutie patootie, not lewd

Non-consensual sex with Ichihime (I'm the one that doesn't consents)

imagine nyagger scratching the shit out of your back and biting your neck/shoulder as you cum deep inside her, her tail wrapped around you, giving her 16 (if not more) children
mahjong nya

Ichihime is ugly

Breeding Ichihime with a litter of kittens then taking away all her babies right after giving birth. Imagine the psychological trauma it inflicts.

>>531798869
This but /jong/

>>531801371
your feet stink

Hey guys how do I mahjong?

rape mikoposters

>>531801171
this but Hannah instead

>>531800710
Thats it id stick my dick in that cat

What do?

>>531801540
We don't mahjong here

>>531801540
dama
always dama

>>531801540
Discard edge tiles first. Mind the 1/4 shape. Learn suji. Fold when no top riichi, except when lots of dora. Always riichi.

>>531801660
discard 2 bamboo

I will never know permanent joy or peace. Nothing matters. This post will end in 0 and I will kill myself.

>>531801660
I hate these shapes since I'm too dumb, 8s

>>531798869
This is the most deranged general on this entire imageboard.
t. never been in any other general

>>531801660
8s and kill myself if I draw 7s

>>531802029
Lol nice 9

>>531801660
4p?

>>531802081
you really don't comprehend how much, MUCH worse it could be
/mjg/ might as well be a bastion of sanity compared to other generals

>>531801660
8s

>>531802256
fuck off stop enabling retarded shitposters

>>531802029
you should become a monk

>>531802479
hmmm, nyo

Next collab will be TTGL

>>531802081
Meh, I've seen plenty worse.

Next collab will be with /o/

I'll be the famous Viral. I'm already the biggest jobber in /mjg/.

>>531802648
Wrong.

>>531801660
8s

>>531800924
she needs periodic filling from her master to satiate her heat cycles

>>531802558
>unlewd AI

ZZZ collab when

>>531801965
>>531802069
>>531802142
>>531802250
>>531802332
>>531802874

>>531803019
I'll be the famous pulchra

>>531800924
Maybe with you. Sure a dirty little vixen with me

>>531803140
I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan I hate ryankan

>>531802871
I've been asking for a higurashi collab for 4 years now
It's not happening..

https://mahjongpros.com/blogs/news-and-announcements/mahjong-pros-licenses-136-ready-to-use-mahjong-strategy-tactics-by-vtuber-kurono-senba

crow book getting an official translation this autumn

>>531803307
That will be $200.

>>531803670
If you havent sucked off the resident catfood CEO youre not asking hard enough

Why aren't you playing the new MAHJONG BALATRO?

That Cynthia thread on 4han really changed my whole outlook on the character

>>531803819
But unlike the JP version, this one doesn't comes with a free handjob included

>>531803969
>During the conceptual design and demo stages, the game utilized AI for some creative ideation, and AI was also employed for preliminary creation in certain auxiliary systems such as icons, animations, and special effects.

>>531802871
>Higurashit
No.

I want to watch koito snort a fat line of cocaine

>>531803969
Those tiles look pretty good.

>>531804057
>AI is... le bad!
NPC response

>>531803969
Is it kino?
Because Sky High is cringe.

Are there any small square tablet computers? I was thinking of using one as a compass when playing analog (and writing a simple app displaying points on each side, autotable-style, with a drag and drop functionality for transferring points). I only want the square shape for the gimmick, I guess we'll use a regular large smartphone if there's none of the sort, but my autism is irky about the rectangle shape.

>>531803140
The crab is wrong.

>>531804073
>Shits;Gay

>>531804105
>>531804124
it's fun
you draw 4 instead of 1 / turn.
better than the previous mahjong balatro: Aotenjo for sure.

>>531804139
closest form factor would probably be one of those folding phones that you can open like a small notebook

Next collab will be Rocko's Modern Life

>>531804185
Prove it.

I'm going to be the famous heffer

>>531804489
Make a room.

RIICHI!

>>531804380
I'm surprised there's no market for such a thing. I've seen LCD screens for embedded computers, but building such a thing from a Pi or something similar would probably make it too bulky (not to mention the question of powering it up, I don't want cables on the junk mat and a battery would add even more height).

The pain is slowly seeping away...

Damn I got a Chihou

>>531749336 (OP)
Tonight.....HER

>>531805273
stop shilling your chink sloppa

>>531805318
It's a male skin today retard

>>531805318
If this happen I will deal in.

>>531805318
she is 24

>>531805645
Why do women get old?

>>531805382
/mjg/ - Mahjong General

>>531805645
out of 100

>>531805773
This is an umamusume general

MASSIVE VICTORY

I hate this game mode

So is it a roguelike or not

>>531806380
yoooo

>>531805318
*cough cough*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531806443
it is

>>531804674
The bottleneck would probably be the custom resolution screens. Every screen is 4:3 or 16:9. Doing a large production run of a square screen is going to require a lot of buy-in to get anything started.

>>531806443
>>531806623
It's actually a roguelite.
there are tons of permanent upgrades

Chronocircle used 1:1 screen

Tonight

Ever notice how people tend to deal in after they hesitate for a long time? It proves that thinking makes you deal in more.

>>531803969
>$17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEuga3ZAN8

>>531804057
cry about it

>>531777473
I made the best fucking cup of sencha ever.

>>531807446
Proof?

>>531807474
I drank it so I can't show off anymore. But steeping the leaves for 70 seconds is my personal ideal

For every fly that I kill there are two more that appear. What the fuck is happening?

>>531807825
This but cockroaches

>>531807825
You're actually splitting it into 2 not killing it

>>531807825
I killed one just recently and all I got were spiders coming out of nowhere.

>>531808191
Got any more tasty flies?

>>531807825
Eggs were laid already.

>>531801371
silence bunny

>>531807175
all games are free

wtf did MAKA mean by this, 1han30 tsumo isn't enough

>>531791584
Majsoul Friends Room 61404(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61404

Chen Gong bros, our saint 3 kyaupten turned out to be a retarded lucklet

>>531808876
Dunno what MAKA meant, but you should've cut the 12m shape since it's early and there's already a 1m out anyway. Way better than cutting a 6s.

>>531801371
Good post; good bun

>>531809140
me and mortal respectfully disagree

>>531808876
Maybe it wanted you to stay Laasti

>>531808876
tenpai noten enough

>>531808973
2/4

>>531809508
not the most reliable approach I'd wager

>>531807825
Found two more hiding in a lamp, how do I get rid of them?

>>531808973
3/4

>>531809628
Keep the house cleaner often. When you see one, kill on sight so they dont lay eggs. Flies can easily make 100 eggs.

>>531809628
get a cat

>>531809294
Well Mortal's dumb sometimes. Cutting 12m is better here, especially because chiitoi is on the table. Your 6s could also be counted as a part of a 46s block, so cutting the 6s is getting rid of a middle tile and an entire block at the same time.

>>531808973
Still 3/4

Flies just sit at my door waiting for me to open it to fly inside

>>531810030
>Keep the house cleaner often
I clean the house regularly, they've been getting inside by sitting outside of my door and flying in when I open it.

>>531809628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnis-gEVzHM

>>531808973
Started

1 million points wtf

malatro is fucking gay go away

>>531810070
I again disagree, the 6s is doing nothing. We already have enough blocks and 78s will go with the dora.
12m will go next. Once cut 1m isn't even a reason to cut 1m if opting for chiitoi and going for chiitoi also means middle tiles go first.

>>531810196
Install a mesh net for doors.

>>531810331
I won anyway

>>531808865
That money could be used towards the new cat outfit

>>531810378
You can just chii the 4/6 shape with your open yakuhai hand, potentially accepting a red 5s. Then you wouldn't even need the 9s. And saying that you'd dump the only visible copy of a middle tile over a 1m that's been discarded once, while going for chiitoi, is simply incorrect.

Let's say I was trying to turn this recommendation into a rule to follow in other situations. If the rule was "when your hand is like this, do this," how would I phrase that rule?

gg

>>531810852
yes, I can also chii the aka 5s with my 344s so the 6s is doing nothing
if this hand becomes chiitoi 6s is the next tile to go anyway

I'm going to play Mario Kart with Nina!

ggwp
bamboo strat is too strong.

>>531810870
It's wrong, this is chiitoi

>>531810870
2 and 8 overlap with 5

>>531811620
Betty!?

BETTY WON

final boss time
>6 mil
WTF

>>531811620
>gyaru at school
lazy

>>531811620
holy sexo

>>531811005
After a 456 chii, you'd be left with a 34 shape. Your position would be stronger. So you keep an eye out for this while discarding 1m and playing for chiitoi, which means discarding the tiles that you see other players discard. Defensive considerations should come after efficiency, especially if you're in 4th place at all last.

>>531811620
man i just wanna *SMACK*

>>531811620
disgusting

>>531811620
>gyaru
>hearts
Yostar!

>>531811620
What an underserved outfit. No one even uses her.

>>531811620
It should've been Nadeshiko... she had the motorcycle gimmick and everything...

>>531811868
But look at that fat brown butt

>>531811668
hah die bitch

Sorry Stevebros I'm a gyaru main now

>>531809628
Flies like to buzz around light fixtures with protruding features they can hide between, such as ceiling fans and chandeliers. Hang sticky traps near these and you will kill hundreds of the bastards.

>>531811464
I don't know what that means.

>>531811429
I was taught this is way too early to start making a chiitoi hand.

>>531810870
I don't know what the proper term for this is, but I call this "self suji". Self suji is frequently worse to have than an honor tile, but it becomes especially bad if you already have a yakuhai pair. Your 2m here is also especially bad since this hand could become honitsu.

>>531811738
Look man, you're free to cut the 1m but I disagree. This is just a hatsu pon angle anyway and the 6s flies out the door in most cases because we need to use dora. The only case where it doesn't is if we get an early aka 5s from kamicha. We probably don't.
I also disagree with your approach to chiitoi, but that's fine too.

>>531811951
Nadeshiko's too old.

>>531811620
>pancensorship
typical chinese game

>>531811620
HOLY MOLY

>>531811620
Why does this feel so boring?

>>531811620
What the fuck I want to fuck Betty now

>>531812063
you are an expert 2 at best

>>531811620
What do you mean ride faster

>>531812182
cuz she's already a schoolgirl

>>531812242
Too late

>>531812182
It has the same feeling of Ransei getting a ninja costume on halloween

>>531812081
Having 6s does not preclude you from using 9s. You're playing too defensively in a situation where you need to abandon defense.

>>531812415
I'm not, but thanks anyway.

I guess I get to keep my money for the upcoming collab. Xenia outfit is cool but the animation sucks ass. Not worth my $25. The rest are whatever. I, however, feel the urge to breed Ichihime in that outfit

>>531812323
Ransei getting a subzero outfit for halloween would go extremely hard.

TO got the only good outfit in the whole event

>>531812289
Incorrect, faggot.

>>531812589
that'd be the cat though

>>531812620
>no proof
I accept your confession

>>531812705
This nya

>>531812715
The meme is "I accept your concession", you dip.

>>531812835
accept this concussion

Time for another deserved comeback

>>531812705
i don't like it, the face looks like slop

>>531812835
I accept your conception (you've been impregnated by my facts and logic).

>>531811668
>>531811959
DO you get a carnal reward from her?

>>531812956
Heh, nothing personel, kid

>>531812957
she looks adorable and the animation is basically a snack bukkake

Another skin series with no male skins.
It's so over for us bros

>>531812835
I accept your connection

>>531813226
the schoolgirl joseph outfit... it wasn't real bros......

5th skin tomorrow

I accept your complexion

>>531808876
nvm I kinda see it now, just aim for penchan/tanki tsumo for 40 fu or 4p kan

>>531808973
I reached tenpai on the last draw and the heavens wouldn't let me riichi...

I'm going to coom to something in 30 minutes

>>531814050
proof?

>>531814162
nyo

>>531814050
>0
sorry anon you have to kys instead

Going to goon to random hentai MMDs for about 2 hours before passing out

Your porn addiction leaves you hollow.

>>531814406
Did the dead, empty eyes not give that away?

>>531810870
"In mahjong demon style rules, it’s forbidden to discard honors with the first discard."

>>531811659
>>531811660
How come its okay to say Betty's name but if I say goldsmith's name everyone gives me crap? I'm gunna say it, the famous names run this show and you fags let it happen.

>>531808973
GG best I can do is one game

>>531814809
>Saint 3

>>531814896
The general is currently on its death bed.

>>531814809
>qualifiers with a huge 4th place penalty

>>531808973
ggs. it is the will of heaven for me to luckshit this hanchan, or so it seems...
sorry can only stay for one, thanks for game

>>531815073
it can work if it's a fixed amount of games instead of top N consecutive

>>531814809
Finally a tourney without the pushmonkey bullshit meta

>>531814809
>unlimited games qualifiers

The magic of /mjg/ is only secure so long as it stays secured within the catbox of our >names taboo. Intellectual rapists playing detective and all the >nameposting goats will devour this general and leave nothing left if we let them. A witch of justice must rise to oppose them.

>>531814809
>red and green
Dollsisters we're so back DESU!

>>531808973
gg.

I still want to play one more game if anyone is up for it

>>531814809
So, how many games do you need to qualify for throne room?

>>531815192
that's the real saint 3 experience

>>531814809
Easy

>>531814809
>>531815192
>>531815295
Oh yeah? You asked for it.

>>531815229
I know the names of all the rude posters in this general, including on the IRC. I happen to also know that they enjoy samefigging as eachother and generally posting rude things to degrade thread quality. The rudest poster? His name starts with a V.

>>531815557
Vsauce is here!?