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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Misaki (Swimsuit) (3*)
Saori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Hiyori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Nonomi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Shiroko (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Atsuko (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/585
>Events:
[Rerun] Sheside outside – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
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>Content:
Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Grand Assault: Chesed (Outdoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Commissions – 9/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Saori (Dress)
Aru (Dress) (3* – Rerun)
Kayoko (Dress) (3* – Rerun)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3131173
>Events:
[Rerun] From Opera 0068 with Love! – 9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 9/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 9/8 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal – 9/15 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 9/22 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/29 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 9/26 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/28 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)

Localization updates (nothing to nihahaha about edition):
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>>538468619 (OP)
DORK

Koharu but she is written like a Hazbin Hotel character

smegin

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

Pina = forced engagement

She'll bewitch you, be careful

What are they plotting?

>>538468939
Forced? I'd engage for free

>>538468817
She would say a bad word than immediately commit Sudoku since lewd = death penalty.

>>538468817
now says "ecchi fucking dame!"
no other changes

Harukabros won

You should goon to Mari

/bag/ should take the Noa pill

>>538469004
I want to date a Pina.

>>538468928
big...

>>538468969
Introducing more samefaces to BA

Is it just me or is Mika hot in this picture

>>538469156
MEATY

bing

>>538468969
Rape session

>>538469150
Having done Pina's momo recently, I think she's really cute. I shouldn't have ignore her momo for so long

Praybing shesidebing saybing

>>538468657
>Can we see dialogue fixed, localization undone and text made more inline with the original text, nicknames fixed, and character laughs slowly fixed
>"Sorry best we can do is move periods around randomly and change italics on text for some reason"

Starting a family with Iroha

>>538469243
CLAWS

shizuko asmr
mitcher asmr
piner asmr

>>538468969
Costume swapping to catch sensei off-guard

jiiiii

I can't help binging... I can't help myself, let met release... BING

ok carry on

>>538469418
>Cosplaying a whore

what's a bing

>>538463836
I can't join even though I followed all the instructions... It's just stuck on the joining screen with no progress made on either progress bar.

No matter how much money PinaSchizo (singular) spends on commissioning GookPina he will NEVER convince me that Pina is organically popular

My Lovely StudentWife Noa

Does anyone have the extended version of this with the camera angles?

this thread is too much for me, i have to jerk off way more than usual after browsing here

> Organic
[-]
This isn't the bloody butcher market

>>538469689
Was that ever his intent? Seemed pretty transparent about it being a personal endeavor

>>538468619 (OP)
YOUR PHONE IS LINGING

>>538469689
can you hurry up and keep commissioning your anti tirade (for cash) so we can get another good event?

>>538469798
is that a bad thing??

Iori is a crackshot, but is she good enough to beat the Mad Minute record?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRZZcNCTFyQ

I keep getting friend requests by people with just "Hello" in their bio. Anyone else have this issue?

>>538469648
Does it say 1 second or just the three dots? Either way, cancel and try again.

>>538469497
i noticed that

>>538469995
they are newfriends, please understand

Why is this not a playable alt

kayoko gives me extremely good dick sucker vibes

I have jungle fever. Any good recommendations on doujinshi of Karin or Iori?

>>538468657
Why "bum bum bum" anyway? They could've at least used the zelda jingle or something

>>538470114
Cute mobs

How frail is Himari? Can I realistically overpower her?

>>538470083
One was at level 99, the other was at 13.

>>538468969
>>538469497
I remember when I was first starting out, I read that there was an artist who would swap in or out Noa's halo for Miyako's, I don't remember the details but was that ever true?

>>538469689
>assuming he's doing it for (You) to convince (You)
lmao

>>538469201
I would motorboat her boobies

>>538470000
it's just the three dots. I already retried a couple times and I get the same result each time. I've been trying to join for an hour now. I probably fucked something up. Maybe next time.

>Even the CM Arcie hates Pina
Just delete her from the game already

>>538470274
>level 99

>>538470060
Good job, anon.
It took the general about a month to notice last time

>>538470191
they refuse to translates Arice's "pan paka pan" directly so they always want to find different ways to translate it

I have added all my steam newcuties regular PvP opponents to my friendlist

The Doctor and Sensei swap places for a day

Guy in my pvp bracket is such a turbo chud that refreshes pvp attempts to stay at #1

>>538470603
>Modern Day Doctor Wh*
Pass.

hello soundpost time?

I need my favorite students to rape me

Speaking of Mari, is there a soundpost for this video? I remember seeing some for other of his videos
https://youtu.be/_JNPsY8f9pc

>>538469201
It’s just you.
>>538469570
> A whore cosplaying a whore.

>>538468657
extra

>>538470298
How weird is it to have a crush on Mika? I wonder how many people worldwide have fapped to her or had romantic feelings for her

>>538469995
that's the default greeting

blessings be with you

>>538470603
>another guy fucks your students for a day
nah

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>538470603
>get to fuck another guy’s operators for a day
smash.

>>538470286
Not sure about an artist doing it, but there was a devilishly handsome and sharp-witted anon that shooped images and posted them here as a prank
>>538470359

Do I roll for DAru or save for Hikari?

how long is the maintenance?! i need to see my wife

>>538471068
I hace the same question

>>538469309
We told you bro

>>538470923
Current Doctor is a gay nigger so your students would be safe lol

>>538470320
proof?

>>538471019
Oh, that must have been what I meant

>>538471089
I could see them...

>>538470359
>last time
it's been a while
when was it? last year?

>>538471313
I watched a few minutes of her rolling in the pray ball stream and she kept getting annoyed and joking because of the amount of Pinas she was rolling. She eventually pulled one of the rateups with a single roll.

How do i spread depression, doom and gloom to my fellow /bag/gots?

https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
The current aggie is up, the theme this time is sportwear
Come and draw your students since you can't play now

>>538471068
>>538471146
You can selector D.Aru for $20 the next fest, and then save yourself the RNG agony of rolling for her. Are you true blue freebie all day or is there a fault cracking up?

hey

>>538470359
That's because no one cares about the halos. If they see this image, they know it's Miyako and your little prank doesn't meant they're wrong.

I'm back to /bag/ after 2 weeks, what did I miss

I want to sniff and lick hasumi's pubes

>>538471571
What is an aggie

>>538471672
>he missed the halo check

Saosao...running!

>>538471774
Same

>>538469081
SINFUL

>>538470864
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive5

>>538471695
Sex momotalks announced, it only requires bond 100

>>538471902
saosao running to my heart

>>538471846
Online app for multiple anons to draw in the same canvas
We have one every global maint

>>538471465
April of last year, according to the metadata.

I did briefly consider doing it again with the shupos, only to find that half their art at the time already got their halos wrong.

How do we fix the evil incarnate that is Ibuki?

Rei has now gone through global without getting a solo doujin. She will be added to the club. Current members
>Tomoe
>Cherino
>Kaho
>Mina
>Rei

Who has a chance to graduate from the club next by getting a solo doujin?

/bag/, rate the illustration that won first place in the 1st Blue Archive Steam Fan Art Contest.

You can check out the runner-ups here: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3130981

>>538471294
>*zaps your students in order to bring about an all-male Kivotos*

>>538470823
Haha yeah...

>>538472207
They have different halos?

>>538472302
this shit got mad aura fr

>>538471695
You will NOT believe this shit

>>538472302
Reijocoin is RISING

>>538472276
Mine doesn't have a doujinshi? Grim

>>538471695
The nihahack

my weakness, slightly pudgy and fat fucking tits

>>538472302
cool

>>538471695
>he didn’t get to smell all of his students in one room

>>538472481
She's the least popular character from her school. Pretty sure there's more images of her fucking Reijo than fucking Sensei

>>538472481
She does, I've translated it

>>538472380
The 'filled' arrow points in different directions for each of them. Different tails, too

>>538472575
>Keep yapping

>>538472302
Reijo WON.

>>538472302
Kakoii, but what happened to Mina's face?

>>538472713
need reijo is sit on my face after her martial art practice

Let's talk about this

>>538472678
>>538472682
Her VA is popular, and she is not a bad character.

>>538472694
What the fuck, I never noticed that.

>>538472713
need reijo is sit on my face before her martial art practice

>>538472302
doggo spotted

>>538472481
>>538472682
MinA not MinE

>>538472816
Can nihaha hack the deca ?

>>538472816
>>538472658
>>538472537
>>538472518
KO
YU
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hot dog

>>538472713
need reijo is sit on my dick while shoving her feet on my face

>>538471523
kys

>>538472843
Neither did half the artists drawing them :^)

Bros quick name 10 students for me to use as custom characters in an rpg.

It's up btw

>>538473161
yeah, my dick when I see Hasumi's pubes

>>538473149
Pina
Hina
Mina
Mine

>>538473149
koyuki x10

are we ok?

>go to blue archive Reddit
> its all porn
They gotta add more permanent content to this game man

>>538472894
???

>>538473297
the blue archive reddit banned anyone who wanted to discuss the game

>>538473267
this is why filtering is retarded

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn

48 hours maintenance please

>>538473341
Those covered by Koharu are students who graduated from the club

>>538473267
>not hiding stubs

>>538473267
what is this mental illness

>>538473423
ohhhh, I'm dumb

>>538473350
What do you expect when every other thread will be inane shit like "hi I'm a new player are these rolls good??

>>538473267
No one is crying about something that wasn't in the thread until they themselves brought it up, so yeah, things are good

>>538473297
i briefly posted there before coming here, after like 2 weeks i wasnt even able to post in the help thread because people downvoted my shit randomly

>>538473267
>mentally weak people browsing mongolian throat singing weaving basket forum
What the fuck are you guys doing here?

>>538473425
I happen to like stubs, there's a small off chance you reveal one and it's an average quality post

>>538473149
Momoi
Green Momoi
El Moi
Moidiver
Elden Moi
Sexy Momoi
The better Saiba twin
才羽モモイ
Momoi, Word-caller
Yuzu

post THAT image of momoi
you know the one......

wake me up when its time to roll for sao-sao

>>538473630
I don't think the effort is worth it, but you do you

>>538473715
IT'S UP YOU'RE MISSING THE HOT PERIOD

>>538473713
the sexy one?

fuck the police

roll

Sense, you didn't roll? You don't love baseball? You don't love baseball nerds?

>>538473828
Don't let other students know but the Valkyrie mob took my virginity

>>538471954
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive6

>>538470962
She's so cool

>>538473958
how is she so pretty?

>>538474341
who are the 12 michiru views

>>538474352
I never got to beat him

>>538474420
11 are her
one is me

I’m buying the kuroko nendo

>>538474420
lost souls that dived to deep into kivotostube

>>538474513
MORE

>>538474420
It was me. I liked, subscribed, rang the notification bell, clicked the hype button, donated to the superchat

uh soundposters?

>>538473630
>filters
>still reads what he filtered
I don't get it

>>538474420
Ibuki

Is it up yet?

noa
more like
no thanks

>>538470823
It's okay to have a crush on Mika, after all she's the student where you actually "fixed her" and became a better person.

>>538474976
Seminar will never have a summer event because Yuuka has too many alts...

>>538474812
why is she like this?

>>538474734
yuh?

>>538475171
Yuuka can stay home

>>538475227
She wanted it to be perfect for (You)

>>538474351
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive7

is there any script i can use to automatically hide hina spoilers??

>>538475267
It's not the same

>>538475171
VERITAS SUMMER

>>538475307
feeta

>>538475392
What Hina spoilers? She rocks, carry on

IM IN GO GO GO

>>538475469
I accept a consolation prize

>>538474939
Artist?

Good morning /bag/

>>538475469
I will turn my son into a woman.

>>538475571
MOTHERFUCKER

>>538475634
but it's night

>>538475469
They already have pajama alts

>>538475635
too late

>>538473149
Pineapple Pina
Miyack-O'
Kojuki clone no Jutsu
100kg Abacus
The Noa boat

any other games yall recommend im kinda bored

I finished Haruna's Cum Regiment and completed taking my 200 count zinc pill bottle. I've been a fucking hose for months now.

>>538476168
Void Stranger.

>>538476168
Gregtech New Horizon : Manametal edition

>>538476168
Aurora 4X

I love Hiyori!

>>538476168
Unironically minecraft.

>>538476168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbExEUnCj8A
or
https://youtu.be/NANRiWyKWdk?si=uQflivtKXPTZpA4H

>>538475171
SEMINAR BUNNIES

>Gehenna event
someday

>>538476168
Escape from Kivotos

>>538476179
Make sure you're getting some copper in your diet if you're doing that.

>>538476440
Isn't bombergirl still Jap only?

We're paying full price for Boredomlands 4 and playing it in 2 days for 1 hour and 59 minutes and then refunding.

>>538476168
Why aren't you playing Momoi64 with us?

>>538476462
That Noa is showing too much skin.

there needs to be a blue archive shootan spin off
they are LITERALLY wasting money by not making it

>>538476476
Need another dress event, this time with Iroha.

Anyone down to play third strike or sf6 during maintenance? fightcade or a custom room

>>538476698
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>538476539
It depends on what you mean
Anyone in the world can play, and there are people from every continent playing. The game is only available in the Japanese language, but there are third-party patches available for translation.

>>538476425
steak?

i would unironically like to program some kind of fangame but i cant do art

Kikyou destroys Wakamo using facts and logic

>>538476974
sex with child

>>538476767
What about MK1?

>>538477054
This but I can't code.

What you guys playing right now?

>>538477054
bro we live in the era where AI does everything for you

>>538477075
i don't have that one... but fightcade is super easy to set up: fightcade.guide
it'll auto download the roms and everything

>>538477054
What type of game do yoh wanna make?

>>538476767
the only fighting game i play is hisoutensoku

>>538477230
RJ01464588
It has a lot of shortcomings, from poor sound balance to bugs, but the concept is right up my alley.

>>538477070
Licking Kikyou's foot while she's distracted

I hate that Nexon eventually runs the numbers and puts us out to pasture. I WANNA PRAY BRUE ARCHVIE

>>538477301
AI can do almost everything but in the shittiest way possible

>>538477230
I'm studying

>>538477230
Cyberfart 2077

>>538470739
There is indeed a soundpost for that video. Let's see if catbox hasn't purged the URL

\

>>538475365
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive8

>>538477809
Thank you. She's so cute!

>>538477647
what's more worthwhile? learning to draw yourself or training an ai?

>>538475754
WAKE THE FUCK UP

would kayoko make fun of my tiny peener?

>>538477943
Learning to draw yourself of course

>>538474341
>tfw can actually read this now
man. that's a nice feeling. 2 years ago I had ZERO fucking idea what any of this said outside of the funny thumbnails

>>538478043
She'll laugh at your music tastes before your cock and you'll probably not getting to the fucking part because of that

>maintenance in progress
U fakin bitch I forgot

We must have a good gehenna event that isnt hinawank for once

>>538477943
Learning a skill feels good, look at this anon >>538478079

I'm a simple man. If a student likes head pats, I fall in love.

>>538478187
You will get a Gehenna event without Hina in it when Gehenna can clean up its own messes without her.
So never.

>>538478112
:(

>>538477230
frankly i dont even know anymore

>maintenance
I never got to do my dailies. How will I do my dailies?

>>538478112
What if I’m into that?

>>538478112
i like japanese metal though

>>538478187
The ninja/Iroha event was one of the best we've ever had. I like Hina too but they should do some focusing on Iroha or Pandemonium in general.
>>538478325
That happens in Unconcealed Heart actua;=lly.

>>538477943
everyone in the industry will be forced to learn how to use AI the same way that everyone was forced to learn photoshop. those that don't, bemoan about "muh artistic integrity", will be left behind like all the luddites that refuse technology throughout history

t. a graphic/video editor

seia is an onahole

need me a gf to have cosplay sex

just gooned to the new kasumi doujin
i still dont get the appeal of feet

If the turn of the hour finally means the bing is over, thank you

>>538478794
I wish women like this existed irl

>>538477943
draw first by hand and learn the important fundamentals. the problem most AI prompters have is that they have no eye for the craft, no experience with the actual process, and don't end up realizing how obvious their stuff looks as a result. they don't know what they don't know.
draw first to acclimate yourself to the craft. being able to see what those outside are unable to see by going through the process yourself.

then you apply your knowledge to AI to the point where no one will be able to tell the difference now that you know how the rules work :^)

>>538477230
Dead Cells

>>538477230
rice-sensei...

>>538475774
Why is she showing me her panties
is she trying to seduce me?

PING ME WHEN GAME IS UP

>>538477943
learning a new skill is always the most worthwhile and fulfilling thing you can do as a person, you don't understand the value of learning long after you are done with school

>>538479069
@EVERYONE
IT'S UP

EXTENDED MAINT.
FUCK YOU KOYUKI

Which student would call me a retard?

>>538478860
they are real but they aren't for losers like us

>>538479164
Momoi

>>538479164
And a few other names to go along with it.

Goodnight /bag/

>>538479087
Sense of accomplishment is underrated.

>>538477893
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive9

>going to sleep
you're gonna miss out on the hot period bwi

>>538479434
>cheating on God

>>538478932
At the end of the day the average consumer can't tell the difference anyway

>>538479443
Who the fuck is rolling

Metroidvanias are shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

>extended
who do I blame?

>>538479492
If Sensei really is the Kivotos Jesus all she's doing is properly getting married into the family.

It's... not up. Maintenance was extended, even.

>>538479579
Tell that to the Silksong glazers

Koyuki I need more gems

>>538479579
>talking shit about Rabi Ribi
Let's take this outside Noisy Moi.

>>538477230
Modding Fallout 4

>>538479687
I want a student who's EX skill animation is basically this

just be grateful for extra pyros, brokie

>>538479443
I'm NOT rollan

>>538479161
I better get 1 billion gems

>extended
>only had 1 hour to do everything before bed
NOoooooooooo

>>538479579
what games do you like so i can shit on them

Which student would step on my balls and call me a loser pervert?

>>538479969
Koharu.

>>538479909
Metroidvanias.

>>538479909
These are GDD tastes. Canonically.

>not on time
soundposting haven

>Extension
my headpats...

Do you guys gave up on women in real life?

IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPP

>>538480178
I’m still in school so not yet

hype? Killed the what

>>538469201
Mika is hot in every picture

>>538480178
well, if noting else I hope they can put together a sentence

>>538480063
>Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Tales of Destiny, Chrono Trigger, The Legend of Heroes, Fire Emblem and their homebrew kusoge
Fucking boomers.

>>538480178
I'm 28 so the answer is obvious
I do have ONSs though

What are the hard nodes I should farm along with the event? On my multisweep, I have the following (star count if I have them):
Hibiki(3*), oChinatsu, Iori(3*)
Aru, Hoshino (3*), Hifumi
Izuna, Chise(3*), Neru(3*)
Haruka(2*), Kayoko, Haruna
Yuuka(4*), Tsubaki(4*), Serina(3*)
Junko(3*), Shiroko, Shuerin

>>538479434
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive10

>>538480178
>>538480280
sars...

>>538480063
this is taste for someone who is a cripple

>>538480274
this image gives me heartache

>>538480178
The hell would I do that for? Anyone who tries to convince you an onahole feels like the real thing is a virgin and a retard.

>>538480178
3d women can't possibly compete with Mutsuki.

>>538480178
No never, women routinely thing I'm funny as hell I just disappoint them by being a loser

>>538479768
literally the only good indie metroonvania
aside from blasphemous

>>538480178
It is what it is.

I'll make a BA metroidvania just to spite you
no I won't

>boot up game after maint
>still have to download the name file
you rike?

>>538480178
No, they smell nice and are sometimes gentle with me.

>>538480178
no but finding a woman with a soul seems unlikely.

I'll do anything for real Airi gf

>>538480653
I.. I rike... ;_;

>>538480178
I'm not risking getting divorce raped.

>>538480178
I need to fuck at least once. Then I’ll decide

>>538480178
my goal is to get filthy rich and get a a trophy wife

>>538480756
feet.

>>538480653
Don't you put that curse on me Arona.

/bag/ is a lonely thread and so am I. we're like kindred spirits

>>538480595
>this is her L2D
they really have to compensate for a certain aspect of her appearance...

>>538479305
gn

let's be real if you're playing BA there's 85% chance you ain't ever having kids or family

Roll for 3D women.
Don't brick yourselves.

My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing it

It is sad because the game is pretty wholesome, it is just the fandom that makes it look weirder than what it should be

>>538480829
I don't need your lonely ass, bud

>>538480178
At this point I'm just going to wait for Elon to make anime girl robots.

My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing it
I said 'pedophile? that's a big word for a 6 year old'

>>538480926
>gamble on women
Don't do that. Date older women who want to start a family, not women who still don't know what they want out of life.

stop doomposting and apply yourself or pull yourself by a bootstrap or some shit

I look like this.

>>538480927
so your gf goes out with people she deems pedos?

>>538480927
>My gf does not like blue archive and thinks im a pedophile for playing it
your gf doesn't like you, then

>>538481028
Clocknigga can you mind control a girl so i can have a gf?

My gf does not like blue archive but thinks im a stud for playing it

It is sad because the game is pretty lewd, it is just the fandom that makes it look more chad than what it should be

>>538480927
>thinks you're a pedophile
>hasn't broken up with you
Damn, look at this motherfucker bragging about how good he is in bed.

>>538480927
I hope you're mostly joking and she otherwise treats you with respect

>>538480905
Even if you used a random number, it's still only half the truth. However, Blue Archive is a distraction for lonely people, not a cause.

If I had a million dollars I'd be learning to land a Cessna. That's the sexiest thing in the world

/gf/i
/girlfriend/i

>>538481131
Reject realism. Embrace romanticism.

>>538480940
rude

Natsu milk shot dead at Bronx after getting caught between a gang fight

/chise/ i

there are people out there with 2-3 girlfriends because you didn't step up and chose to play BA instead

>>538481440
Is this an onahole

Is the game up yet

>>538481374
It is not expensive to obtain a pilot's licence, at least in my country. It costs around five times the price of a car driving licence, plus the rental of a monoplane.

This thread is nuts.

its wont be up anymore

test
inserting karin frame
submit

steam download happened so i predict it's up in 3 minutes!

>>538480371
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive11

>>538481374
It's only like $50k max everywhere to get a PPL

>>538481619
CUUUNNNYYY!!! ToT

>>538480927
saying this because you really look like a desperate simp clinging to a woman that will ditch you as soon as she gets something better

she's cheating on you or most likely will do so for a while before she finds a "better" man. Bitch is milking you for attention and money, leave her before it's too late
about the pedo part, yeah you're a pedo. Not much you can do about it, pedo-anon

Protect her smile.

>>538480358
Guess I'll just bee myself.

>>538482032
I will

>>538482059
Now you get it.

We don't give life advise here

>>538481619
NUTS THREAD
NUTS THREAD
NUTS THREAD

>>538482032
Toki never had a normal life after her and she'll carry those scars the rest of her life

>>538482147
I will nut on her pudge.

>>538482147
*stick my dick in a Nutella jar*

Natsu is just Laffey from AL

>>538482173
To be fair I don't think anyone in Kivotos with a halo has had a normal life.

playing this game has made me feel like my soul is healing

Is it up yet?

playing this game gives me an ick

>>538481619
FUCK SOMEONE REMOVE THAT MILK CARTON

it's okay to feel lonely. however, one should not be content with loneliness. reach out and make genuine human connections. life is a beautiful thing

Need Rena footjob

>>538482358
No.

>>538480178
how do I stop women from undressing me with their eyes whenever I'm on public transport or walking downtown?
I'm not working out to please their filthy eyes, I'm saving myself for a 140cm lolibaba...

>steam updating the game
it's up

Suzumi alt when

>>538482574
It was available 10 min ago. Still not up.

Say the line, Seia.

oh shit im actually in

EoS

>still not up
concerning stuff

does the suzumischizo actually post or is her fandom reduced to some kinda bot?

>>538479434
Trad women want trad men

Why is no one posting their dAru roll?

>>538482023
>you look like a desperate simp
not the case, she just likes me so much that is able to overlook something like "thinking im a pedophile for playing blue archive"

because it would make no sense otherwise

Your sparkogakis? Hello? The banners are up

>no one posting their rolls
I can't believe we EOS'd

>>538481742
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12
https://jiggie.fun/maintenancearchive12

its not even up yet

It's up

IT'S UP

It's up. Not lying this time.

HOLY FARK DARU CAME TO ME IN A 10 ROLL

>>538482795
time will tell
and for your sanity I hope you don't get cheated on or worse

chise french kiss with tongue

ITS NOT FUCKING UP YET

We don't give life advice here

IT'S UP

My Aru looks a bit strange.

it's actually up btw

>>538483103
that's not how you eat french bread

My dMutsuki came to me at a tenner.

>>538483203
Hand over the nun.

Remember when dAru was considered skippable until recently?

>>538480178
Yes. Already 35, no friends, no social skills, it's just not happening.

is it up or not? I don't want to boot up my CP

>>538483293
you what

>>538483293
HUH

I fucking won

>>538482737
he actually posts occassionally, last I remember was comments about them removing the vanitas stuff from her gun very recently on JP server.

>>538483293
Say again?

>>538483092
whoa i should never ever be in a relationship if you fear to be cheated
never ever trust people

Why are you rolling now instead of Shupogakis banner later?

>>538483429
because

My stalker...

>shupogakis
skipogakis, we call them skipogakis

>>538480927
Woman typically wants attention. She's gonna make a lot of excuses even if you play other games so better ask her if she respects your privacy. If not, then drop her

gib teams for drills

>spook a Rei so far
YUPYUP

>tfw holding out to buy the selector for DAru in a couple of months
Only a few more uncomfy raids...

We shouldn't give life advice here

why is no one talking about the new event?

>>538483354
Congrats on your Junko!

Took me an entire 70 draws
I am officially a lucklet now

what the fuck I thought dAru was a futa
why call her dAru then?
I just lost 24k pyros
never trusting this general again

I'll be cranking it for a while it seems
See you in a minute /bag/

>2 ten roll tickets
>20 rolls
>no slut aru
yep gonna buy selector, you win aroan.

Is Dress Saori actually used for anything and does she require UE40/50 to be optimal.

>>538483645
GOOD ENOUGH LET'S MOVE ON

>>538483739
>138
I thought we should clear the shop?

One must imagine themselves not a lucklet.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sao sex.

>b.toki's chair
>shigure's bar
>s.nonomi's chair

Holy shit just went 3/3 on furniture crafts will never get this lucky ever again

>>538483645
>>538483807
ESPLODA

>>538483232
kissable foot

MYSTERY NIGGA

should you even roll saosao? she seems niche

Sorry dKayoko... I'm not rich enough...

>>538483883
no

dMutsuki status?

>needed 200 pulls to get dAru
>only got Sumire and cHare (already had her) as spooks
My worst luck so far as a new player.

>100 rolls
>not a single purple
shit game

Hell yeah, I got Aru and Saori from 40 pulls!
3 of them were from 10-pull tickets I was saving

>>538483910
She's core for Loving

>game still demands to download the name pronunciation file again
so that bug hasnt been fixed, nice

aww yiss

Shupogakis stash status?

>>538482930
Thanks for playing!

I believe dickAru would spook me when I roll for train brats.

man, building up dSaori for one tower raid seems like a waste of mats.

>>538483739
>first pull
>have 5.9 tenners
...should I..?

>>538484206
Die.

drill teams doko

>give a student a laptop
>she only likes it the same amount as a handkerchief
This is why you don't buy girls gifts

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Nice.

>>538483354
One shot you and one punched you

all these damage report posts
good, keep pulling

>>538483910
BiS for purple tipheret raid which comes once every 6 or so months. sub-optimal everywhere else

>>538483604
why do people instantly asume someone is asking for advice when they blogpost

i would NEVER EVER take relationship advice from this place

Does the scarecrow do anything in the JFDs below stage 4 or can I ignore it?

>>538484448
If I don't get dAru I'm raping Arona in front of Plapna.

>200 pulls
>dAru, dSaori, Ui, sHifumi, mMomoi
not bad