Thread 538865905

TV Dinner edition

Previous meal: >>538789810

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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the jonker hoo hoo heh he

If you read this you are gay.

Almost a whole decade of Flowey. Wowzers

Fact: Every time you use the TV Dinner item Kris says "Dinner" in a pitch perfect King Harkinian impression

I love how creative people in this fandom are

>>538866109
sex with talking flower

>>538866004
I'm like two face because I'm constantly flipping a coin to see whether I'll wait for deltarune or blow my brains out.

>>538865975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtvIFNLfVE

>>538866109
Love this girl and Flowey.

>>538866428
in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjofb3995kI
Heh,

>>538866043
I understood that political current events reference :)

I FUCKING LOVE TV!!!

what if fav

hate TV
sayeth me, the icelandic poet

its kris' birthday!!!!! everybody say happy birthday kris!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulaTvZ1gSL0
paradise with my tv

>>538867307
we get it dess, you hate darkners. now come downstairs and have your pancakes with noelle ho ho holiday

>>538867360
Kris with actual eyes is so adorable that it took me a minute to notice the frozen guests

>>538867360
>*pushes head in cake*
>*proceeds to crack 11 eggs on head*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7r4kM_-kxc
Click for Tenna Tunes

Noelle my child I am absolutely losing it

>>538867841
So do you actually have something you are losing your shit over or are you just going to make noise about it all day?

>>538867928
Someone post the image of Ralsei in a car chase

>>538866542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zr_GsU6ohQ

don't you WORRY don't you WORRY chiiiiiiiild
see heavens gotta plan you yoooooooooou
don't you WORRY don't you WORRY nooooooow
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaa

>>538867358
I love it when tenna mistreats the pippins

https://files.catbox.moe/78qh3f.mp4
some guy heard don't forget in the direct today

>>538868263
lmfao

>>538867968
Buddy I wrote a fic about it yesterday for fun and it was very relieving
I think I just gotta lay down for like a week.

>>538867598
agreed!

i desire chaos

>>538868113
ooooaaaaoohhhooooooo ooooaaaohhhaaaaoooooooooooooo

>>538868771
The chaos has been controlled.
We order gang now.

>>538868771
https://youtu.be/uBmxAConqNc?si=7KzZ5uukiwAXXtpB

From Toby:

Thank you for liking my game.

UT fans, we’re planning special things to celebrate the 10th. Check it out the official website! It’s only in EN but we think everyone in JP will enjoy it too….

DT fans excited for the next chapter, it releases 2026, wait for it baby-!

>>538869025
That's too much chaos anon!

I love fish

does jevil have a skeletal structure

Asgore: Kris’s father/flowershop owner. He wishes to get back together w/ Toriel. Former officer before the flowershop, but he doesn’t have much delicacy…?

Toriel: Teacher/Kris’s mother. Kind to all, except Asgore. Gives Kris as much love as if her actual child.

>>538869025
>not tilting the glass while pouring
what are you DOING anon its gonna OVERFLOW

>>538869337
He's a magic clown, he operates on toon logic at all times.

>>538869025
>>538869147
very good entries for team chaos.

>>538869337
he is in possession of a full set of human bones

>>538869410
She is also not kind to Carol

which fave is SPANISH dio gratias

very sad to hear jevil was boiled down into a novelty mcdonalds dipping sauce flavor

O O
_|__|_
| > |
|__V_|


I tried making a tenna emoji idk if it'll work or not on here lol

>>538869410
I'd argue she's too kind to Asgore and that's partly why he's such a pathetic wreck
Some people just need to be told to fuck off before they learn to move on

>>538869904
why is dess always such a rapist?

>>538869149
Holy shit! Undertale: The Dwarven Kingdoms DLC confirmed to be English only??

deltarune: the flash game (play it on miniclip)

>>538869965
It almost worked

people drawing fave miserable and diseased

WHO'S READY FOR 7 MORE YEARS OF 3 HOUSES DISCOURSE FUCK YEAH!

>>538870542
Yeah, people do that to fave sometimes.

>>538869965
still cute

Asgore telling Kris to not destroy his flowers because they talk to him and do things to his youknowwhat and his wahhoo and his noonoo.

>>538871025
>monster kid plush
jokersmile.jpg

>>538871025
>The protag from yume nikki and Sunny/Omori with frisk
They don’t know Frisk is the most dangerous one there

>>538871025
Monster Kid plush is really cute

>>538871025 (me)
This goes hard

*stands upright with tatted pecs that sat "DO NOT BUY TAT" on them*
not buying that

>>538871025
How did Toby get Mr. Yummy Nicky to sign off on that

>>538871474
he got to interview him didn't he? they're probably cool

Imagine wanting to "roleplay" your video game character and not just wanting a hack and slash dungeon crawler only concerning you with gold and loot dropped off demonic monsters that only say things like "Ahh... fresh meat!" when you enter their bloody lair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

>>538871025
>no Little Buddies in Europe
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

I have an assignment to finish but I'm getting sidetracked a whole lot because it's such a snooze even though it's very easy to make... fuck...

what monster in the fun gang do you think would taste better braised

>There's a squeaker inside the Monster Kid plush's head, for squeaking.
That’s cute. Too bad they hang out with Snowy…

O O
/‾‾‾‾‾\
| > |
|____V|
/ \

>>538871979
Same, a buddy already sent me his all and I have to do is copy it but here I am.

squeeze monster kids head to make him squeak (squeal in agony)

>>538872090
Snowy only likes them for the squeaker.

>>538872324
*her

>>538872385
Snowy making Monster Kid squeak… Actually that reminds me of the joke where Snowy, Monster Kid, and Jockington were all playing handball and how Snowy’s dad tells him to not slam his face against the apartment doors.

>>538872090
They should make a Snowdrake plush for the 11th anniversary and when you squeeze him he makes one of his funny jokes that Kris gets offended by despite acting like an edgelord all the time

>>538872183
>sent me his all and I have to do
This is why you proofread after editing mid sentence

I don't proofread or edit.
Dictated, not read -the management

>>538872568
Snowy plush screams racial slurs for humans when touched at all

>>538872183
Goddamn, I wish you luck finishing it. I have only been able to work on mine sporadically while looking at Tenna pics and doing some daydreaming.
It's funny how the most simple and straightforward things become the most difficult to make sometimes.

>>538866542
ralsei uniting dark and light is an interesting concept

Is there any new KrisDess?

>>538872509
>repeated banging and squeaking coming from the hallways
>"Snowy, stop... It hurts."
>"Tough luck, dude. We're gonna do it till it's not funny."
>"Snowy, please..."
>sounds resume

>>538866542
fellow sabaton enjoyer

>>538872875
It's due tomorrow noon anyway, It'll be fine

sabashit

Do you guys think Snowy and MK have ever explored their bodies together?

>War metal
I sleep
>Stoner metal
Sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1orMyzfE0

>>538871025
Where is Tenna

>>538873606
No. Unless there is a shrinking spell that can turn you into a centimetre long version of yourself. But even then it would be incredibly dangerous to both the explorer and the body being explored.

>>538873739
iconic Undertale character Tenna

>>538873080
Nope. And I prefer the name Kress.

>>538872790
he looks like he smokes fat darts

famous undertale character.... err... errm... what happened in undertale again

>>538873964
He smoked the joinkler

When are the Tenna plushies supposed to get shipped again?

>>538871025
What’s gonna happen with our confe- I mean messages for the anniversary

>>538873810
Dude I mean did they ever touch each other in a romantic/sexual way

>>538874085
dude weed

Papyrus in the JP Direct?

>>538873739
In the scrap yard.

>>538874196
No, that would be sexually immoral. You see, it is Gods covenant that sex is done for the purpose of pro-creation and after a spiritual bond of marriage.

>>538873995
i think the kid killed like an alien or something

>>538874196
MK is exclusively gay for other they/thems and Snowy only fucks those who laugh at his jokes (no one) so no

>>538874380
What if they don't believe in that god?

what is a deltarune
what is undertale
who am i

>>538874429
But MK is always laughing

>>538874221
lmao

>>538874765
sorry to cut the convo short but i think i am too sleepy right now, i will now goon myself to sleep. cya.
https://static1.e621.net/data/d1/62/d162e355b96b08920a08558c00dff843.webm

Snowy and MK making out like crazy at the Saddie-Hawkman dance before the parents can stop them

>>538874623
MK IS THE JINGLER?

>>538874962
Aight, sounds good. See you later.

throwing mk and snowy into the frozen river with concrete boots

how 2 mak kirs piss
what buton makekris pis

>>538875201
They don't do that anymore, it's a waste of concrete.

>>538871679
god damn spamton you fecund little shit use a condom for once

>TVSlop
>TVDinner
>TV World
Why did Toby just give up when naming shit in Chapter 3

>>538875349
Any button pisses Kris off.

>>538871679
His poor bussy must be so scarred and so devoid of any sensitivity after so many births, he's probably very weak too from so many pregnancies in such short succession :(

>>538875752
Kris made the Dark World to be filler until the Knight can show up so it's appropriate

>>538875752
He probably had bigger plans for capturing the actual landscape of what TV and Internet was like in the 2000s and at some point mostly scrapped it. I imagine he was going to do more epic old meme references or ripping off notable and popular cartoons and decided that trying to tie the world of Deltarune to the real world in that way would hurt his narrative somehow or was just not original enough to get the feelings he wanted across to the players so it became the big quirky minigame segment because all of TV is now just a singular game show thing and zelda nostalgia bait.

driving my old ass TV boyfriend to the doctor so he can have his colonoscopy

>>538875752
I think it's funny, I like that I can call Tenna's cock TV dick as a silly joke

>>538875752
I mean, in universe, TV World was literally put together the same night it opened. Tenna terraformed the place

>>538870542
it's called "sufferporn"

>>538870542
I prefer hurt/comfort myself

>>538876649
Kill her

>>538876697
Ramb ain’t getting any comfort

Deltarune but it's actually just Bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBxP6-Bz40

>>538876697
>hurt/comfort
Based. I'm a big sucker for that.

>>538876067
Yes… YES….
He’ll never laugh without pissing himself again

>>538876848
Perhaps in a better world...

>>538876848
What the fuck was his problem?

>>538876381
unfortunately the scope is blocked by multiple spherical blue objects and they have to reschedule

why does tenna hate ramb

>>538877154
>Kris and Susie don’t get different sprites after being in the rain for a while
Hack fraud.

>>538877154
YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME

WHEN YOU'RE [Crying]
IN A [Broken Home]
WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL
SPAMTON

[Kill You]
he knew, didn't he?

>>538877421
Spamton got to Sans with a targeted "Hot single goat moms in your area!" ad

>>538877083
People say bar raider Pippins was a hater but I unironically think that was Ramb’s best friend. He’s just being really autistic about Ramb dying (giving a “factual” recollection, giving a full spiel despite no one asking aka he really wanted to say something). This of course reflects Kris’ own autism seeping into TV World

>>538877119
no... he would never be unfaithful to me...

>>538877630
Rest of the comic

Do you think they might have been exes and that's why this bitch was so hostile about Ramb dying as a way to feel better about what happened during the relationship because they didn't end it on good terms but started feeling really sad about it later on because he didn't actually wish any harm upon Ramb in reality?

>>538877467
Why is Dess being a bad person such a prevalent idea?

>>538877543
Actually, spamton targeted him for advertising but he wrote
>"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA" because he knows his roof is fucking frozen.

>>538877720
spamton pretended to be a gynecologist and used a turkey baster

>>538877936
She has weed in her room

(Almost) 10 years......

>>538877923
>were they exes
Pippins seem really into interspecies relationships, but also don’t seem to interested in each other (another facade since TV dinner selling Pippins calls you a faggot if any pippins are “LOST”). I say it’s possible but we will never get this shit confirmed because it’s a random red pippins and Ramb is ded

Kris says she wants to speak to Spamton ALONE, to Susie

Which means, potentially, someone briefed Kris about Spamton existing?

>>538877887
The ears are probably quite sensitive

>>538877936
Because her being a bad influence would give her character depth.
Otherwise she's just some kind of music nerd and that's not as interesting.

thread is not comfy nor is it schizo-funny.
it's just mcfucking gay.

>>538878731
It could be more gay.

>>538878731
Idgaf

>>538878938
not looking forward to it.

>>538878681
It probably just means Spamton told Kris to come alone to his shop and she decided to also visit the basement by herself.

>>538877936
Because Chara. Like actually, people think she’s gonna be this universe’s Chara for Asriel and Kris or something.
Also it’s kind of the easiest characterization to go for automatically, instead of ‘she was a complex but ultimately good person’ or something like that.
Also also because it would hurt less if she wasn’t a good person.

>>538879014
SHUT T HE [Fun] UP! !!

>>538878731
I prefer BK gay myself

>>538879019
Well I sure am.
https://static1.e621.net/data/5f/3c/5f3c4169b7eede8b52b20e72c4bea4f1.png

>>538878731
its a comf friday afternoon
anons are discussing characters
you posted a homosexual goat
all's okay in the world

No anchor this thread? :(

>>538877421
It’s just more projection that happened to be true.
>YOU MAKE ME [Sick]! MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]! NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]!

>>538879146
i've never seen people say she's this game's chara. it's a common character trope to have a badass older sister character who is a troubled kid deep down. every punk rock girl character has mommy/daddy issues

>>538874132
Q4 means October through December.

>>538878435
Those were mint leaves.

>>538879175
Ralsei has never been the same ever since he wore that BK crown on that airplane.

Borger Kang is superior to Micky Deez anyway.

>>538877936
dessknight faggots won't shut up

>>538879482
I’ve seen it a bit, to the point where some of the Human Dess designs are literally Chara. And when I say troubled or ‘mean’ Dess, I mean the kind that is flat out evil/malicious, not ‘troubled’ in the sense of ‘they had issues that everyone kind of just ignored’ but like ‘they were actively doing fucked up shit and didn’t show regret for it’.
I’m fine with whatever way her character could go though, since the way it’s set up right now allows for a lot of possibilities.

>>538879352
BOY I WONDER WHO HE HAS THAT FROM


* You're HOPELESS.
* Hopeless and
alone...
* Golly, that's
right!
* Your WORTHLESS
friends...
* ... can't save
you now.
* Call for help.
* I dare you.
* Cry into the
darkness!
"Mommy! Daddy!"
"Somebody help!"
* See what good
it does you!
* You... uh...
* Would you STOP that?
* Anyway, YOU!
* But nobody came.
* Boy!
* What a shame!
* Nobody else...
* Is gonna get to
see you DIE!!!

and people say i am schizo for thinking he'll make a return.

Your fave is a flavor of the month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se1uh3PS78Y

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

>>538879925
spamton is his favorite of course he'll return

>>538879793
it's really weird considering Kris is heavily implied to be AU Chara. I guess we're just moving the goalposts to find flat yandere bitch and moving on when they have any depth.

>>538879793
This Dess is also explicitly Chara inspired

>>538880347
NO FLOWEY YOU DINGALING

>>538880385
Kris is an alternate universe Frisk. That’s why they both have similar names and the same skin color.

Fave's sparkling wit

fave burnt their chicken on accident

>>538880581
literally the only frisky thing about that bitch kris is the skin and that they can flirt, and according to noelle flirting isn't even their thing usually

>>538877923
I think they were exes because it's funny

>>538880642
Based Mom

>>538879307
sure I’ll anch up the chor

>>538879307
anchor? i hardly know 'or!

>>538880914
them bitches make looking dapper associated with faggotry and then wonder why everyone prefers wearing hoodies.

You get on the chapter 2 Shadow Crystal quest because Kris is offered [Hyperlink blocked] and wants it really, really bad
You get on the chapter 3 Shadow Mantle quest because deep down Kris actually likes the Original Game which lets us overpower them even when things get too intense
You get on the chapter 4 Shadow Crystal quest because Susie wants the legendary axe and Kris is friends with Susie
What was it about the Jevil quest in chapter 1 that Kris was interested about enough to allow us to complete it?

If you could grab one part of Susie’s body, what would it be?

Personal creations anchor: reply to this with your latest work

>>538879925
Or Toby just really likes that quote from Porky.

>>538881010
since when is being dapper associated with faggotry? if you walk around in the real world, many men wear nice suits and shoes and do their hair. only slobs wear hoodies everywhere...

>>538881081
feet

Guys….
I don’t mean to alarm you….
But in the american way of writing the date, it’s currently…. 9/12/25.

Since Dess is the Masked Man, who is going to have a scene akin to Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule?

>>538881081
Her intelligent mind

>>538881081
head, it's the closest to a normal pet and least likely to lead to my death

>>538881247
>Chara and Dess day
CHAPTER 5 TODAY?

>>538881134
i actually scarcely remember him.
it's been a minute since i played earthbound.

i think i played it post ch2-era because /utg/ was fucking boring.

>>538881273
Fren

FUCK these blue checkmarks i missed one

I love Pippins!!!

>>538881081
her hair
i would brush it, if she likes

>>538875752
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

>>538881010
sounds like someone got called gay in high school for wearing a suit and tie to class

>>538877119
god you people are fucking obnoxious

>>538881610
you'd know.

Swag is for boys, class is for men. *tips fedora*

uh ohhhhh

Peetting my mentally unstable feline TV husband on his cute head and soft belly

>>538881731
Holy shit Dess is Ace from One Piece?
Does she get fire powers in the dark world too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_LIpUWJfs

does Sans have pink slippers, or is that fanon?

>>538881714
I agree. Psychically forcing you to turn on your computer, go to this specific general, and read that post was pretty cruel of me

>>538881081
The snout
I wanna know if it's soft

Man, I want to read homestuck but I feel like that's only a fraction of what I have to do to get the full experience. I wasn't there when the fandom was at its peak like undertale/deltarune and I missed out on basically everything.

>>538881937
>Typo
Killing myself and making my husband end up as a widower

I want to try and harass Sans. His patience makes trying to bully him so much more entertaining than hurting Tenna or Spamton, who are too pathetic.

>>538881726
you’re barking up the wrong tree

Spent all day moving tiles for the gazebo my stepdad is making. Under the sun and with the garden full of mosquitoes. My hands, arms, legs, skin and back hurts. Image for visual representation

>>538882251
It would be a little disappointing if she was like a Gecko and had smooth ‘skin’ instead of proper scales.

>>538882130
fanon as far as the actual game goes. they're white on his sprite. his steam wallpaper gives him blue sneakers.

but i'm pretty sure at least 1 piece of merch showed him with pink slippers.

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>>538882258
Anon that was one of the worst fandom communities ever formed.
You are sad about missing out on actual internet cancer.

What do you feel when you look at this picture? (He will not hear)

>>538882245
you are legitimately braindead. Not everyone in this general wants to see your fetish. People like you should go back to be ashamed and keeping your garbage to yourself

>>538882245
the real chara is here

>>538882258
i re-read it a few months ago and you don't need the fandom experience. the fandom was detrimental to my enjoyment at the time when every upd8 caused fights and you weren't sure what petty internet drama hussie was going to reference next instead of just fucking writing his gay comic

The point of the princess ribbon is for the girl to become Kris’ hand.

>>538882258
It has its moments but, if I'm being honest, it's definitely not worth reading. Takes way too long to get going, and the ending is too shit.

>>538882497
I want to squish his cheeks and poke his belly

>>538882520
how do you have to confess you are normal like its a crime?

>>538882520
Not everyone in this general likes the same things?! Say it ain’t so! Ugh, if only there wasn’t that pesky rule requiring you to reply to posts you don’t like

>>538882465
So is this one but I'm still having fun

>>538882497
I feel like patting him on the head

Wow Noelle you’re looking weird tod-
>BRRRRZZZRRRPPP MIMIMIMI
Why yes Noelle I WILL give you all my Christmas related paraphernalia

just done cleaning and washing the kitchen and the bathroom...along with the yard. now i gotta take a bath and eat something before i pass out...tenna.....would you be proud of me......

>>538882442
now I remember where I saw him with pink slippers

>>538881937
fur or soft silicone?

>>538882373
If Susie told me to build a gazebo I would say how high

>>538882520
Normal reaction to an mpreg joke post

WAS THAT THE B

>>538882768
This fandom is at least split by people who grew up liking the same stuff Toby did and people who grew up with Toby's work directly.
Only one of those groups is annoying.
It's me, and the oldfag group of people

>>538882520
i feel the same about temmie porn but i somehow don't feel the need to have a 10+ post mental breakdown and start spamming gore when i see it

>>538882373
This is really cute. Were you the one who drew Ralsei grilling? I liked that one too

>>538882726
you could at least try hiding that you're a woman here, god damn have some shame. I feel so fucking old. When did you people show up in this general, I do not remember this shit before chapters 3-4. Please, go back to xitter.

>>538882520
i want to see their fetish

>>538879793
That Pic and small iris in general of that dess version
>Giving carnivore features to herbivores because carnivores are scary even if large herbivores are more dangerous than carnivores

>>538882693
Mettaton has been queerbaiting for profit

>>538882882
He would! Take a nice break anon, you did a lot today

>>538882409
I go for the middle ground and imagine her having slightly coarse leathery skin and some select softer spots, like the joints.

>>538883027
learn to count

>>538881953
D__e__ Cember Holiday

UPDATE ON THE DURAG JOHNSON SITUATION

>>538883090
men, what's your fetish, undertale/deltarune related of course

>>538882520
I’m confused.

I want to fuck this little thing

>>538883064
I think having a bitch fit over a tame sexual joke on 4chan is more worth feeling shame for

>>538883269
uhhh when the lady likes me

>>538883064
Using this as an excuse to post Rouxls abuse

>>538883064
>I do not remember this shit before chapters 3-4
do you seriously not remember peak spoidrot

>>538883171
Actually, thinking about it, her having really rough or leathery skin like an actual lizard would make hugs and stuff really suck. Perhaps Gecko Susie is the best choice.

>>538865905 (OP)
If anyone here is taking requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/ltgdaj.png

>>538883380
I'm sorry that I'm not a faggot

>>538883635
tenna would never say this.

>resorted to name calling
Concession accepted. Glory to the spamtenna regime

>>538883327
He's so fucking cute and small, I want to have really sweaty and sloppy sex with him until he ahegaos when he cums and then the next day throw him up in the air and spin him around and shake him and hear him laugh and giggle in joy his laughter must sound sooo cute

>>538883575
spoidrot was infinitely more tolerable than this shit, at least it was just spamton, now they two characters to flood the thread with their shitty fantasies.

>>538883327
If I had a lap pippins I would be the best most productive worker ever

>>538883610
Or maybe she just has scaly patches in some places like in your pic. Pretty nice design-wise too, since it makes her look sort of like a teenager with a mild skin condition.

I think it's depressingly funny that after the dust settled, the Pippins turned out inexplicably more popular than Ramb.

>>538883327
I love Pippins because they're literally me (I'm a narcissist)

>>538882610
I think we should practice mental gymnastics together some time.

Dang I wish I remembered I had this in my Undertale Pics folder when we were talking about TF2 the other day

>>538883789
I've been doing that this entire time, but that's alright, I know you can't read

>>538883158
he does that thing kpop idols do where they don't have relationships in public so simps don't get mad

>>538884023
c'est la vie

>>538884023
ramb wasn't a flop like swatch, he's respectable. if toby wanted to juice him he should have had a shop graphic and a music theme at least

>>538884023
He's gonna have his big break in chapter 6, trust the process

>>538883158
>gay for money
a sad reality for way too many.
worse yet: some people are fags for free.

>more name calling without supplemental argument
Stop, stop! Any more concession and I’ll run out of inventory space!

fave is gay for pay

>>538884023
hey at least he's getting art

Would you still love your Fave if they were a manga artist and went on a three week break and then released a chapter and then went on an unannounced two week break

>>538884023
Ramb didn’t do anything of note and then died. Weird Route Ramb abduction might have some payoff but I’m not holding my breath

>>538884314
You're telling me I could get paid for this?
Who do I even send the invoice to?

>>538884090
that's really cute

>>538883983
This artist has an amazing way of drawing Susie.

>>538884484
This pic confuses me.
Do they want a girl Ralsei?

>>538884437
all pippins

ikemen ralsei....

the ramb picture did not load so i will post it. he looks friend shaped.

>>538884484
I mean, yeah but unfortunatley you can't charge extra because faggotry isnt exotic anymore.

>>538884332
Sorry

Ramb got too many kickass made up boss themes to count as a flop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0yAz8Epxw

>>538884689
I think they just want Ralsei to have a fat ass, as do we all.

>>538883796
god same, I bet pippins would make such cute faces and sounds when they cum too. I need to see one of them absolutely losing it's little mind in pleasure, it'd be just as adorable as it is hot. I fucking love pippinses holy shit
>>538883805
If I had a pippins with me while I was working I'd never get anything done because I'd keep stopping to shake him around and kiss him on the head

>>538866638
Yeah Toriel and flowey are bretty neat

looking at the saves, chapter 1 saves are 41kb while every other save is like 13kb


toby really sucks at programming huh

>>538884557
Big gentle Suz is best Suz

Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!

I miss Sans and Papyrus....

>>538885178
...but my aim is getting better!

https://files.catbox.moe/yvwlr0.mp4

friend torture

>>538885070
That comic they made is good, I thought it would get too gorey but it doesn’t. It’s nice.

Helping your pippins boyfriend move in with you and he's so delightfully surprised when he gets to sleep in the same bed as you because it's much more comfy and infinitely better than the cramped, shared space at the pippins slum he used to live in

>>538885106
can’t wait for all the cute autumn and winter fanart in the coming seasons

>>538885293
Stop making me like Friend.

I asked a few threads ago, has anyone seen any deltarune x berserk art floating around?

>>538885117
>monstercat
It's still 2010?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwSkC85TDgY

>>538885293
Why was it fucking the white ball at the beginning of the video?

>>538882258
You’re lucky

>>538885530
it was playing with a snowball... get your head out of the gutter you sick freak

>>538885479
Pic was inspired by a berserk panel

>>538884986
And Frisky, too!

"apple boy"

kris themed cocktail

45ml gin (not juniper forward)
45ml ice cider
2 dashes angostura bitters
2 dashes plain aromatic bitters
express lemon peel
serve up

kris probably wouldnt like it but it tastes good

>>538885746
that's cute!

In order for Susie to get the girl, he has to trade his hand.

>>538885686
Moe depressed bartender

>>538885936
*she *her

>>538886013
it* its*

>>538885936
misgendering susie is even weirder to me than misgendering kris

it reminds me of how in either iran or saudi arabia, I can't remember which, they give half of gay men forced sex change surgeries so they can claim that their population is 100 percent straight on their census

>>538885826
and a tsp of grenadine sorry i forgot

>>538885752
Yeah he is bretty neat too I guess

>>538886013
>>538886235
In order for Kris to get the girl, he has to trade his hand.

>>538886416
I heard the devil came and took him last night

>>538886158
I don't remember Susie being referred to as an it.

>>538885826
I see you long grain boi

>>538886010
part of me thinks I would make a good bartender, even though it's not exactly a lucrative career

>>538886464
The devil killed him for 17 minutes and made him smoke two cigarettes at the same time

>>538885301
Having a pippins boyfriend and getting to sleep cuddled up to him every night...

>>538885293
it has such prominent cat nipples.

>>538886856
yes.... nipples....

>>538886696
TOBY FUCKING RELEASE THE TV TIME BRAND PILLOW COVERS AND BEDSHEETS + BONUS BLANKET ALREADY!!!!

>>538886856
canonical

>>538886606
It's okay money. How enjoyable it is largely depends on the people and management/owners.
A college town dive bar is going to be a different beast than the restaurant built into a nice hotel and both have pros and cons.

>>538886696
Accidentally kicking my pippins boyfriend off the bed in my sleep but it’s ok cuz pippins like being thrown around

>>538886856
how else will it feed its friendlings

>>538887159
You go look at him on the floor and he has a smile on his face

>>538887276
I listened to the whole thing once
I still don't understand how they forgot Toriel.

>>538887150
Yeah I'd like to work in a classy place and get to wear a nice shirt and vest with a bowtie and make people cocktails, not serve swill to frat bros and the town drunks

>>538887480
>"Hello, my name is Toriel, I do a big tutorial"
>"After my death, the consequences feel more real"

>>538886416
Is this Spamton A Spamton?

>>538887651
if you're in a nice city, that's pretty achievable. There's like 7 bars like that near me

Kris is a BOY with a small baby penis.
I've seen it!

>>538887961
*GIRL

>>538887961
based and canon

>>538887651
Classy places just have older frat bros who own businesses and join fraternal charity organizations because they need social hierarchy.
They get glasses of red wine or rum and cokes usually. The younger ones do shots of crown apple or fireball sometimes.

oof

Sources close to MTT shooting suspect, Chara Dreemurr, say that they hated MTT because "He's too soft on humans" and "impeding the true monster supremacy movement"

>>538883049
Yeah I did that too. I'm glad you liked it

>>538888185
Sturwaddler

girl Kris > boy Kris > nonbinary Kris

>>538888396
cuntboy kris >>>>>>>>>>>

>>538888525
that's just female Kris

>slightly above 100 posts per hour
impressive.

>>538884023
I’m going to bang both

>>538888936
Were you not just complaining that the thread is too gay and not schizo enough for you?
So is the thread good or not good right now?

>>538888396
When you say "girl Kris", do you mean "Kris (girl)" or "Girl (Kris)"?

>>538889247
Kris (Girl)

>>538887736
Yes

why is it believed that FRIEND has the tail of hell?

>>538889425
>cat
>cat petterz game has pets made out of circles
>tail of hell is made out of circles

>>538889138
basically it barely holds itself over an arbitrary threshhold of relevance by the post count while the content within said thread is REALLY not all too great.

sorta bummed thread can't hold its interest for more than month without losing interest in the game and immediately goes into post ch2 mode and just goes horny for dumb shit.

and as much as i hate faggots like you, women somehow make content that's worse and even i don't know how they managed to string together literally shit worse than that the ending to the sequel of world war 1 and call it content.

not reading all that congrats or sorry that happened

I'm curious for /utg/'s take on this.
The Famitsu article specifically uses 少年 when referring to Kris. I don't know shit about japanese but is that strictly supposed to mean "young boy"?

>>538890118
Why are you asking us when you don't even know yourself what it means? Go ask someone that speaks japanese and knows about nip culture and context

>>538889953
What kind of content do you want to see

>>538890398
He wants ralsus, flowey deltarune, and John Shadowmantle

>>538890272
it wasn't hard to look up and find but it seems to be a bit vague between "young boy" and "juvenile". Also sorry for thinking that maybe 4"CHAN" of all places might have some input.

>>538889940
i know that
what's the relationship between FRIEND and hell?

>>538890118
Why does it matter? None of this is written by Toby Fox other than his interview.

Do not unspoiler!

>>538890118
JP is all about context. You can’t randomly grab keywords from sentences and expect the meaning to be identical across each and every instance even if the word is “technically” the same. This applies to all languages, but JP is probably the worst perpetrator of this across Eastern languages.

>>538890605
I don’t know, people give it the tail for the reasons I listed. Cats are also iconically associated with wiccanism and the devil, Catti represents this.

>>538890556
All I was trying to say is that if you want a real answer, you will not find it in this thread. Go find some other thread in this site where you can get an actual answer.

>>538890605
Pizzapants becomes the king of Hell.

>>538890754
haha stupid idiot peed their pants

>>538890605
>hell's roar bubbles from the depths
>depths
>filename of the background of the goner maker is depths or something like that
>all goner maker files have filenames like "DEVICE_x" or "IMAGE_x" and similar
>Friend is "IMAGE_FRIEND"/"DEVICE_FRIEND"

>>538890754
shocking.
its kris.

>>538890769
Exactly why I asked, I had a feeling but don't know a lot about Japanese. Thanks!

>>538890118
In some contexts it can mean "boy" but in other contexts it just means "juvenile," kind of like how the honorific くん is generally given to boys but is often given to girls younger than the speaker

>>538887961
You’re terrible, Dess.

how is no one talking about this character appearing in official merchandise?

>>538891108
He doesn't, shut up faggot.

>>538891143
If FRIEND isn’t fat I’ll kill myself

>>538890769
Japanese is the worst language ever. It’s no wonder Jesus chosen English.

>>538891326
Jesus chose Greek, actually.

>>538890398
schizotheories, if ships are necessary, make it anything but gay shit, cute shit is also welcome and if all else fails horny shit with the same parameters as the shipping settings.

Kris and Susie have a poop holding contest

>>538891426
Instructions unclear, insanely cute horny gays delivered.

what does the egg MEAN

>>538891973
Gaster's testicle

I think Pippinses would probably shake and spin each other around for mental enrichment and as a bonding activity.

>>538891759
>insane
check
>cute
NAH
>horny
i can tell
>gay
say less homo and juliet

>>538891973
GASTER said it's an ISSUE.

>>538879589
Good one TC

susie and maya fey are both purple
hmmmmmmmmm

>>538891426
Is Kris and Susie a gay ship?

>>538891973
The Chrono Trigger is a time egg.
Chrono Cross is also where "NEO" is first referenced in the extended Tobyverse of stuff he has ripped off from other people.

i want to watch pippins play with each other

>>538892498
maya fey isn't real you fuckup

>>538891973
It means it’s a Dess egg. From her v-hole

>>538892784
Do deers lay eggs?

EXCUSE ME
EXCUSE ME
IM WITH THE BOARD OF THE LOCAL FAVEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
YOUR FAVE IS TWO INCHES TOO TALL AND HAS BEEN DEEMED UNSIGHTLY AND WILL BE TOWED UNLESS YOU GET RID OF IT
YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO COMPLY OR YOU WILL BE FINED 68,000 DARK DOLLARS

>>538892846
Yes.

>>538892683
wait susie's real????

>>538892852
Fave's really short, if I trim him any shorter he'll disappear.

>>538892498
i think toby said that susie was meant to be like maya fey at first

>>538892637
only if you are gay because kris is your self-insert.

God I want to badly talk about how annoying I find a certain "theory" (headcanon) but it's not talked about at all here so fuck it, this is my way of venting
it's so fucking weird how some people treat the characters of this game

>>538893192
DONT CARE, +DIDNT ASK, +COMMON JEVILFAG L
THATS $12,000 ADDED TO YOUR FINES
COUGH IT UP OR WE FORECLOSE

>>538893545
I think the characters of this game should smoke weed and be gay.

>>538890516
I can get behind some of that

>>538892672
i want to play with a pippins

>>538893545
talk about it pussay

>>538893545
what's the theory anon. we're all autistic, lay it out

>>538892637
Not exactly, Kris is nonbinary so the relationship would fall into the broad category of "LGBT" but not be strictly "gay"

>>538893545
please anon talk about it

>>538892153
They definitely do that, I bet it dates all the way back to when they still had to hunt to eat. They'd shake and spin each other as a means to strengthen the roll because it was really important for survival back then. Nowadays for a pippins to ask another if they'd like to be shaken or spun by them it's probably a very friendly gesture and whether the receiver returns the gesture or not is what makes or breaks a budding friendship.
Fuck, I need someone to make an infographic about pippins social gestures and dynamics.

>>538891973
>Geno inspect calls Papyrus forgettable.
>Being forgotten has something to do with eggs.
I don't know man. Toby is trying to turn people schizo and make them connect unimportant shit to important shit

Shipping Kris with anyone but Berdley is heteronormative

>>538893545
I understand how you feel anon. If it helps you feel better sometimes I come in here to vent about headcanons/theories I hate whenever I feel like it. It's usually ignored anyway. Like the stupid fucking girl with hope =/= the girl idea. It's not that weird about the characters, it just tells me that the person genuinely considering it missed the forest for the mantle game deltarune door.

>>538894118
I ship Kris with their dad

What did Sans mean by this

>>538894118
>Kris x social life
>Kris x making happy memories and lasting bonds.
Damn guess it's straight

>>538894327
>Sans didn't run because of the roaring
>Sans ran because he got Toriel pregnant
>Sans is a lazy deadbeat who dimension hopped to avoid child support

What if Ralsei's glasses made anyone who where it that isnt him violently shit themselves?

has there been any new losie content recently

>>538894327
No, don't you know? This is Frisk's/Kris' secret backstory.

>>538894286
based, I want Kris to molest Asgore

>>538891108
hey what the fuck is REDACTED doing in that image

>>538894118
20 years down the line a drunken Kris is beating Berdly for not making pie for dinner and Zelda Dreemurr is trying to drown out the noise with the music from the video games she's come to hate but is still better than the yelling.

>>538894286
>asgore getting assfucked by shota penis
keep talking

>>538894123
finally the left gets what i am all about

escalation of violence in wars we cant win so that the third party (the government) has a causa to remove what little freedoms we have and rob us of our privacy because we simply can't behave.

i kind of dislike picrel.

>538894657
no
quit asking

>>538887359
>alphys is figuring out how to breed them ethically
>mettaton is figuring out how much he can sell purebred certified spamlings for

oh nooo fave just farted so loudly in public oh noooo what a shame they're so embarrassed now

>>538891108
omg [REDACTED] hiiii

>>538894657
I want her soles arches and toes to be licked by me

>>538894327
He made a quiche but then didn't want to eat the whole thing so he left it under a bench.

Famitsu thread: https://twitter.com/zorezu/status/1966413162359747045

>>538895217
Do people really get embarrassed at that? Ripping ass is natural. And in a class setting you can't be like "teach can i go release wind outside the class" without looking retarded. You ask to go to the bathroom or you spread your ass cheeks so far apart there is no sound and it's just air leaving. Or just own up to it like a real man

>>538895217
I valiantly laugh out loud and claim I farted to save face for fave

Do you think random pippinses might offer to shake or spin other pippinses they have never met before?

>>538895068
The shooter was right wing and his dad was even a sheriff.

>>538894997
>zelda comes out as a non-gamer
would berdly disown?

>>538895581
wtf what do you mean underrune gets its own edition of famitsu???????

>>538895720
We're getting our very own English only Something for the anniversary so it all evens out

>>538895621
White mormons are really fucking dangerous, whenever you see a news article about a father killing everyone in his family do a little digging to see the father's history and I swear 90 percent of the time it's a mormon family

>>538895058
nta but I prefer Kris manipulating Asgore into fucking their tight hole to be far more erotic

>>538895621
>>The shooter was right wing
1. Actions speak louder than words.
2. Even if he was, the party of the shooter doesn't really matter, does it? The reaction it elicited was the bigger issue.

WHEN IS THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER COMING AAAAAAA

>>538895621
his wife and daughter were in the crowd you sickos, keep your retarded politics to pol or b

>>538886856
those are its extra legs. why are people so bent on sexualizing this thing

>>538896121
tomorrow