Thread 544695024

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!

/smbg/ #318 - Scares and Ghosts edition

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>>Mario News and Releases<<
「!」Mario Kart World has officially released!
「!」Donkey Kong Bananza + DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC has officially released!
「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released!
「!」Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 (Switch) has officially released!

>Future Release Dates:
「!」Mario Tennis Fever releases on February 12th, 2026
「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book releases Spring 2026
「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park releases Spring 2026
「!」The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Sequel -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026

>Current News Links:
「!」Mario Tennis Fever – Nintendo Direct 9.12.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myC8ZlDiulo
「!」Yoshi (YatMB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YluJneE1bMo
「!」DKB: Emerald Rush DLC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xycnG2mKo
「!」SMBW: NS2E + MIBP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQNAdzmlauc
「!」SMG + SMG2 Switch 2 Port
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYux25TW8Q
「!」TSMGM Movie – Official Title Announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC56sjMdKuU
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>General Paisano Links
https://www.mariowiki.com/
https://www.suppermariobroth.com/
>Netplay Guide
https://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR
>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)
https://smaghetti.com/
>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]
https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)
https://romhacking()com/

>/smbg/ Anon interest
/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8
/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5
https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)

>Etc. Interest
Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!
Post gameplay videos!
Share your Strikers club and builds!

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Previous World: >>542898479

>>544695024 (OP)
Yep, this is the thread.

>>544695024 (OP)
>fucked up OP again
Old thread: >>543724445

>>544695730
lay off the burgers

It's almost time for Halloween, and the entire Luigi's Mansion series is on the switch 2.

This one.

A very scary /smbg/.

>>544695390
>from best controls to worst controls
I don't know what they were thinking making the carousel movement from Mario 3D Land, some cheap handheld game, the new standard. It feels like a bad gaming mouse with retarded DPI
>can barely even run in a straight without wobbling left and right like Mario's hammered
>pressing back no longer applies a clean, grid-like deceleration but makes mario pivot around his axis
No one ever asked for this change after Galaxy, they just randomly did it and it feels awful. The only niche advantage I can imagine is jumping around a corner and running up the wall as Cat mario but you never have to do that and obviously can't do that in Land or Odyssey

This series isn't in good hands

>>544695730
>>>/vr/12138945

>>544696683
the new games are mostly made by clueless new gen, the veteran names in the credits are for marketing.

>>544696683
Are you just genuinely mentally retarded? It uses the same control scheme they used in 3D World because it's part of a 3D World port and the bulk of the work was made by a small studio in Redmond.

>>544695024 (OP)
Why is Galaxyshit in the OP? This is a shitposter thread?

>>544697294
real ones use this thread >>544691673
op is a spammer

>>544697294
Crybaby Galaxyfags threw a melty their irrelevant game was scrubbed from the OP. Use the original new thread.
>>544691673
>>544691673
>>544691673

>>544697294
>>544697382
>>544697629
Dumbass Shitposter kun...

>>544697659
Tombraiderfag...

>>544697274
>Are you just genuinely mentally retarded?
I'm not the one getting triggered and insulting others because of a video game post
>It uses the same control scheme they used in 3D World because it's part of a 3D World port and the bulk of the work was made by a small studio in Redmond.
3D Land, 3D World and SMO all use the same twitchy turning which is what I'm talking about. No idea what you're talking about

>>544696130
LM1's the best one. Good it made it in this month.

>people complaining about inverted controls every time a 5th or 6th gen port is released
I hate zoomzooms.

>>544697294
Better question is why a movie is in the OP => >>>/tv/

But every general has an autist who forces his muh template

>>544698465
Newfag. This has been a thing for many years.

>>544697968
Oh Jesus, you're the schizo who was ranting about /vr/ shit in the last thread. By all means, carry on, we will not be replying to you again.

>>544696683
It feels weightless like a janky licensed game.

>>544698465
Miyamoto already confirmed that the movie is the saving grace of this franchise, sorry if this upsets you.

>>544698465
>reddit spacing
also cartoon or animated movies would be /co/ not /tv/, you're not even shitposting right

>>544698850
I'm just not 6

>>544698878
Reddit handles spacing automatically, so a Redditor(You) would be used to it and wouldn’t add it manually

>>544698913
>I'm just not 6
Could have fooled me

>>544699119
>Reddit handles spacing automatically, so a Redditor(You) would be used to it and wouldn’t add it manually
This makes no sense. This just confirms you got your spacing from reddit, not me.

>>544700546
Do Netchi exist in the 3D games? Afaik this is the closest to them.

>snes version
>audiovisuals
>harder
>gba version
>spin on shoulder button
i hate feeling torn

>>544699801
top kek

>>544700018
Yoshi's new book game will have a sunshine vomitting reference.

>>544702543
Oh boy oh boy I can't wait for another 6/10 Yoshi game that doesn't even have good music because they fired the Woolly World guy

>>544702543
that'd be nice

>>544700807
Stretches only exist in World, Mario Maker and Super Mario Run.

>>544706038
SMB3 not SMW.

>>544696130
LM1's the worst one. Bad it made it in this month.

>>544706948
>parroting your superiors and seething

>>544696130
LM1's the worst one. Bad it made it in this month.

>>544708048
>parroting the true post again, samefagging, and seething
LM1 praise this month mindbroke you.

>>544706948
>>544708048
>LM1's the worst one. Bad it made it in this month.
>LM1's the worst one. Bad it made it in this month.
This is true because the series only found it's identity with 2.

>>544708513
Samefag, the identity already was established in LM1, complaints on its removal happened with 2. Then they brought back some of the essence of 1 with more portrait ghosts.

>>544708513
they literally backpedaled on 2's linear mission format with LM3 for more of LM1, one of the only things LM2 did right was keeping the cutscene personality in tact

>>544696130
>entire
Isn't the LM remake actually canon too?

>>544708048
>Tomb Raider fag/anti-SNES/N64/GC fag shitting on a GC game again for literally no reason
>nooooooooo it's not me
Sad creature

>high jump after ground pound
One of the dumbest new moves that doesn't understand flow

I like the first Luigi's Mansion...

I love Luigi

>>544696130
The unique blend of comedy and light horror elements turned out to be an appealing mix.
Currently, there really isn’t anything else like it.

>>544706781
He is iconic.

I always forget a lot of dialogue in Luigi's Mansion makes it clear that the events of the game happen right after Mario 64.
It's weird that nintendo sought to have that continuity between the two games

>>544723870
Probably to serve as a point of reference.

>>544725726
sure, but the fact that they even bothered at all feels uncharacteristic nowadays

>>544723870
Back when Nintendo had Soul...

>>544724218
pass

>>544724218
smash

>>544723870
It was the kino era.

>>544723870
This continued with intact clear continuity into Mario Sunshine (mainline) clearly happening after Mario 64 and Luigi's Mansion 1. Then in later games continuity pretty much became a bubble format, with almost no nods to continuity if any at all.

>>544740814
The problem with placing Luigi's Mansion on a Mario timeline is that the game states that King Boo is not a new enemy for Mario while in reality he was a new enemy for us. This ties in to all of the theories that the Luigi Mansion series takes place after mainline Mario as a whole (that disregard Double Dash for some reason but I digress). That, and Luigi's Mansion has to take place after a time Bowser was very soundly defeated. I don't believe in the Bowser death theory at all because it's dumb but I will say that his defeat in Mario 64 where he retreats doesn't match up with Clairvoya thinking he had to have been revived. So there has to have been a Mario adventure before Luigi's Mansion that had Bowser beaten to a pulp and his fate was ambiguous.

>>544711245
Let me guess, same guy who spammed the Wind Waker candle puzzle?

>>544745858
He's the only person on 4chan who shitposts Nintendo games. If you see anyone even imply a Nintendo game isn't good it's him.

>>544706781
shitty RNG enemy especially that world 6 fortress

>>544724218
>>544753572

>>544761030
spics can't meme

Playing the PAL hidden mansion for the first time feels incredible, but boy is it hard. I saved the game with 8 health right before Mr. Luggs, and I keep getting my ass handed to me by all the mice in the kitchen. There are barely any hearts around, and if I do, I'll usually lose it just as fast.

>>544724218
Smash no question

>>544773135
spooky 64

how do we feel about Galaxy's purple coin missions?

>>544798384
We think some are better than others, some are fine, some are good and some are kinda meh.

>>544798384
Mixed, I can divide them into two main groups
>Good Egg, Honeyhive, Beach Bowl, Freezeflame, Sea Slide, Deep Dark and Melty Molten Galaxies
They're not all equally bad but all of the explore the level to find 100 purple coins missions suck. These missions tend to be boring. Good Egg is fine as a tutorial but at the same time you have Gateway Galaxy for that which I count as it's own thing separate to the group since it's the only star where you can use flying Mario.
>Space Junk, Battlerock, Dreadnought, Ghostly , Gusty Garden, Gold Leaf, Toy Time Galaxies
These are the good ones because they give you a challenge to complete. Space Junk, Toy Time, and Ghostly Galaxy get special mentions because they end up having exclusive layouts to the purple coin missions. The best purple coin missions in the game are probably Dreadnought Galaxy and Ghostly Galaxy because neither leave much room for error and Ghostly Galaxy's timer is really tight.
I don't have any real complaints about Galaxy 2's purple coins aside from Mario Squared being a worse version of Galaxy 1's version IIRC and Sweet Mystery not even having a timer.

So much cute Halloween Luigi art!

Daisy, my beloved.

>>544817265
Nah, game got old already due to the intermissions

>>544817265
Logging in.

>Chunky and Lanky statues in Bananza DLC

curious to see their modern designs, or if they change anything at all

WHY IS EVERYONE...JUST GREAT, BUT F--LANKY KONG SUCKS ASS???

>>544827123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4xrrcN-XNI

Rapesex Peach

Should I beat SMB or the All-Stars version? I'd rather not use save states nor rewind though

>>544724218
loli erotic

>>544753572
yes

>>544831486
I feel getting use to the og psychics would be good before you tackle the latter Mario remake for a sense of reference.

>>544827336
I want Luigi to yabba-dabba-doo me!

>>544827123
hairy ass Mario
hairy ass Luigi

>>544848510
but you can't see their asses, how do you know they're hairy?

>>544855732
I hate it

>>544854281
That was scary

>>544798384
Shit aside from making the levels with slow floating platforms better because you actually have something to do.
>>544801973
>These are the good ones because they give you a challenge to complete
>Space Junk
The only noteworthy thing here is the bad camera.
>Battlerock
Still too slow and one of those "wait for thing to move" levels.
>Ghostly
Waggle nonsense.
>Gusty Garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjIEBwj2sA
You can play like you never played Mario before and ignore all the "hard" coins and still do it.
>Toy Time Galaxies
Tricked me into thinking I had to collect all of them and once I realized I didn't, it was very easy so I hate it forever.

you know the GOAT sakurai will big league nintendo and include a classic DK skin in the next Smash

>>544871904
>>>/dkg/

>>544873939
Most likely, yeah

>>544873939
Smash games have consistently the worst DK models though, Sakurai a hack.

>>544696130
Silent Hill 1 and 2's legendary cutscene director and animator is the visual producer for Luigi's Mansion 3.

>>544878925
>silent snore 1 and 2
Now we know why Luigi's Mansion 3 is so boring.

>>544856576
The super rock-y songs get really funny when you notice they're going so hard but the max speed of the karts is so slow.

>>544878427
the only difference between 4 and Ultimate is that they made colors look washed out for reasons only they know

>>544880081
max speed is fine, the courses need to be windier and have more obstacles again and, ideally, karts need to be harder to control again. which creates an illusion of speed anways. even 150cc used to feel almost too fast on yoshi valley. 200cc might have steered mk into a very bad direction, no pun intended

>>544880486
But we know the reason, Sakurai outright told us development changed to a different engine, also not all stages look more washed out, the dynamic lighting of the new engine meant some stages looked more vibrant/had light sources the affected the character models better.

>>544880952
Most of the hard rock arrangements aren't course tracks though, they're intermission route tracks, which feel even slower than any course due to their lenght and width and bad layout design, which is why those songs end up feeling so comical to experience real time.

>>544882007
>But we know the reason, Sakurai outright told us development changed to a different engine
different engine doesn't mean you can't do saturation. i think they just wanted to make it look different/new for the sake of it

>>544873939

>>544878427
>>544880486
>>544882007
>>544883341
>>>/ssbg/

>>544876521
>dumb smashtard

there is some hackery involving the stages too. good example of handcrafted baked lighting being better than making everything dynamic
ultimate just looks wrong here, wrong colors, things in the background overexposed, worse readability

>>544885228
yes yes hakurai, move on to your non existent general on revive it

>>544885228
the dark cliffs no longer frame the gaur plains in the center, instead they are overexposed and create unnecessary visual stress in the bottom corners. the plains also miss an important shadow that highlights the looming cliffs around them

>>544885880
This isn't even a Mario stage faggot.

>>544885880
this one is more subjective but ultimate switched to the imo uglier bloom version that looks less like a cartoon and more like some origami style game
>>544885951
>bros.
it's a mario game. but fine i shut up

>>544886129
I'd be less harsh if you faggots didn't attack bananza posts but let smash shit slide. But now I don't think you were that specific smashfaggot, so you can carry on.

>>544855732
I can't tell if this artist has a armpit fetish or not. I do like the daisy.

>>544888049
spooky

It dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R70B2V23xJk

>>544890704
You could not pay me to watch this, also, off-topic post, please take this to the Kirby salt mines.

>>544890704
ew

It's the same faggot trying to make the mario and kirby generals fight again, ignore him
>>544895980
>>544896063

Can't play Mario Kart without imagining the courses as Mario levels. MK is so much better at theming and creating worlds that feel lived-in than the 3D Mario games with their detached random fantasy levels. Not surprising MK loves Sunshine so much while Galaxy and Odyssey are barely even referenced outside of a Rosalina course that pretends she is Elsa. Bananza is the endpoint of throwaway fantasy and I'd wish the next 3D Mario went in the exact opposite direction for once. It's hard to believe there still isn't a single mall level with the endless platforming potential it has.

You'd think Nintendo agrees given how much they used New Donk to promote Odyssey.

whyyyyyyyyy

>>544896940
indians

>>544896712
I wish every game had a mod that gives you mario moves

>>544898547
Tiny Kong before I put her in my stretcher dungeon.

>>544896712
The Mall in Mario Party jamboree reminded me of coconut mall.

The way the Nintendo Music app does fade outs is so different from literally every rip you hear online
It's like they felt they HAD to make it different

>>544896712
>Bruh the game where all stages are roadtracks has less bizarre maps than the platforming games that focus on platformign gameplay!!
Also lmao at using New Donk as an example of something "lived-in" when that is literally a city set on top of a giant skyscrapper with doors that lead to nonsense platforming dimensions like every other stage of the game.

>>544897312
Dead Rising 1 but Frank has all the jump moves from Mario 64

>>544905865
NTA but cases like Mario kart world literally prove Mario devs put more effort into cohesive lands in mario kart than a portion of the main games, not saying cohesive or platforming is better though. Both fit their gameplay mediums well. Also the tons of properties and trademarks separate Mario characters own in-verse that show up in Mario kart games too.
Also a city with people and streets (and even street names), automatically do feel lived-in even if there's still magical properties in New Donk.

Don't fall for the NNN scam.

Wow Luigi, so this is where those last 9 Grampy Turnips must be

>>544913473
People still do that shit?

bananzafags sure love having a persecution complex.

>>544921398
Apparently.

18 years ago today, Super Mario Galaxy was released.
Our boy has grown.

>>544924309
unironically the best way to get little kids into mario

>>544924309
One of the best games of all time

>>544925683
Top 500

>>544926082
I don't include VNs

>>544924309
Peak Mario.

>>544926082
Top 1,000 easily. 500 is pushing it.

>>544924309
Decent spectacle for Mario, but the large amount of motion slop makes it far from peak.

>>544924309
Nintendo's never been able to top this.

>>544930780
It's way too easy and simplistic, that's why normies think it's anything but the worst 3D Mario.

>>544924309
10/10 music
poor gameplay

>>544924309
The greatest Nintendo game

>>544924309
>The greatest Nintendo game

>>544924309
64, Galaxy, and Odyssey are the 3 3D Mario greats. I can't imagine where we'd be without them.

>>544934440
>64, Galaxy, and Odyssey are the 3 3D Mario greats. I can't imagine where we'd be without them.
>Galaxy trying to fit in with it's forced constant motion controls on 64, Sunshine, and Odyssey's property.

>>544934440
64, sunshine > bowser's fury, odyssey > galaxy 1 > galaxy 2 > 3d world > 3d land
64 could be objectively the best if a lil bit less clunky and more polishing
sunshine could be objectively the best if a better finale, real bowser level, one more good world
bowser's fury could be objectively the best if not the small moveset and if the world didn't look like a tech demo

Sunshineschizo is having a melty again...

>>544935085
>Sunshineschizo is having a melty again...
>2 people btfo me at the same time, gotta be the same person
Galaxyschizo...

>>544905865
If Nintendo is half as competent as we like to believe, they can combine a more believable world with good platforming, especially since the current formula already uses hubworlds that are light on platforming with hidden rooms and switches. Sunshine already did it pretty well but it obviously confines itself to a beachside setting and the art style is still weird compared to MK.

>>544935085
He really can't even let people praise Galaxy on it's anniversary. This kind of derangement isn't healthy. Get ready for him to start spamming the thread again.

>>544935504
I wish we didn't have gamewarfags here.

>>544935220
Did anyone say you were samefagging? Funny how you jump to that immediately...

>>544935642
Galaxyfag can't help himself he thrives on manchild console war >>544930780 >>544933706 >>544934440

>>544935642
He has to make everything about Sunshine, it's sad.

>>544935898
Least obvious samefag.

>>544934440
>*mogs all them*

>>544935716
>Did anyone say you were samefagging?
You not using any plural terms there means you were.

>>544935898
Today marks the 18th anniversary of his seething hatred of Galaxy so it must be a tough day for him.

Galaxyfag learn to stop replying to the shitposter as he thrives on trying to derail the general. He's tried various different personas before to try and make the general unusable.

>>544936357
>>544936391
>tryhard samefagging

>>544936357
Fine... It's just hard to ignore him trying to make the general his toilet.

>>544936550
>can't even reply to the right post

it's actually insane how this general has had the same exact argument daily for 4 years just with a different skin every so often.

>below Ps2 level textures in tiny boss room
odd for a game whose saving grace is audiovisuals

>>544936029
>copies from them all
ftfy hatbrat

>>544936828
that's not what the game looks like on the switch 2 port

>>544936828
I always assumed this part was unfinished. It's a shitty waiting simulator boss.

>>544936840
NTA but Hat in time mogs Astrobot in the Mario homage department at least. Much better experience I played.

>>544936983
But we are celebrating the 18th birthday of the original Wii game.

>>544924309
18 long years and it's still a shining example of a Mario game. I love Galaxy.

>>544936983
>was bored and checked
>flat and squeaky clean and still misaligned
there is no winning

>>544924309
>Galaxy
Most overrated 3d Mario game by wiifags that don't remember that they had to shake the wiimote every 4 seconds to accomplish anything here.

>>544936828
It's a bit funny to remember the Wii's hardware really was basically two Gamecubes taped together

>>544937685
>>544938353
Ok both of you schizos can stop replying to the same post to reignite the argument.

From oldschool anime Mario to

>>544937072
Hat in Time was made by an european man utterly obsessed with Mario Sunshine so it's no surprise it was so "Mario-ish".

I was friends with him back in the day at a board called Mario Fan Games Galaxy, he was a very edgy lad who had an obvious obsession with nazis and Hitler and generally edgy references to the holocaust, it's a bit funny to see how his game goes so hard for the wholesome marketing angle remembering what he used to be like back then.

>>544938704
random Disney Channel Junior dino with JD Vance meme eyes.

>>544938757
>I was friends with him back in the day at a board called Mario Fan Games Galaxy, he was a very edgy lad who had an obvious obsession with nazis and Hitler and generally edgy references to the holocaust
I mean most lolifags are usually like this so it's not surprising.

>>544938757
>he was a very edgy lad who had an obvious obsession with nazis and Hitler
It wears its leftist trannyism on its sleeve so it probably was a different guy. And Hat in Time honestly sucks. The only promising indie platformer is Big Catch.

>>544924309
The only 3D Mario game to really try to have any kind of deeper story elements and it was something completely unplanned. We don't need every Mario game to introduce characters with dead mothers but surely we can venture into slightly deeper stories? Like maybe Mario RPG tier?

>>544939768
>and it was something completely unplanned
and luckily completely optional

>>544939768
didn't want to get into the drama shit people were doing on that post, but this i can agree on, glad galaxy 2 rerelease got a storybook too

>>544939573
Nah it is him, I remember his name well because he used it on AOL Instant Messenger instead of his username which was "Mecha Bowser" and besides a few years ago one of the old mods I still keep in touch with spoke about how he met him at some gamedev thingy in Yurop and how he gave him a Hat in Time code for free.

I presume he either grew out of his edgy shit or that he is simply intelligent enough to know to keep the 'mask' because he knows how to carry himself professonally.

>>544939768
I'm not sure if I'd consider Galaxy's story deeper than usual. It's basically just "Bowser kidnaps Peach and then you beat him, but also we let you know the Hub's NPC Princess has a dead mom". Otherwise it is narratively less dense than Odyssey or even Sunshine were.

Nonetheless, I think Bananza managed to have a decent balance of storytelling, I never felt like it was boring me with too many cutscenes and yet it felt like it was showing off Pauline and the villains personalities better than any past game by that team managed, so I'd be fine if the next 3d Mario repeated that rough amount of cutscene-to-gameplay ratio.

>>544939768
>muh angsty garage chick slop
Reminder the only reason we even still hear about Shitaxy is because Hollywood realized it's the only way to make another girlboss Mario movie

>>544941126
>this is what rosalina will be like in the movie

>>544939768
>we can venture into slightly deeper stories? Like maybe Mario RPG tier?
Don't think you realize the range of this. You probably should have said Bowser's fury tier.
The average mainline Mario story has next to no story outside of the opening and ending. As an anon said even the Galaxy storybook(s) were optional. Mario sunshine had the most in your face story elements throughout the game (with even voice acting), followed by some of Bowser's fury and a bit of Odyssey.
Mario Character subseries and other spinoffs have bigger amounts of story consistency surrounding the gameplay time but not massive.
Mario RPGs have the biggest dialogues and story elements throughout every part of the game along these 3 types of Mario.
Mainline should be gameplay first and foremost and shouldn't have RPG level story amounts but I think character subseries or fury tier amount of story and dialogue would be a fine change.

>>544941126
They are making genderbent Deliverance?

>>544941692
I also am still deciding on whether to include DK bananza as a Mario mainline or subseries game because it's by the Odyssey devs specifically. But Dk Bananza is probably above sunshine tier at in-your-face story element amounts.

>>544939896
I would welcome a story toggle if it made Nintendo try more.
>>544940619
I accidentally deleted what I was going to say to you but the short version is that I feel like the storybook gives depth that is lacking in Sunshine and Odyssey and that Bananza was a step towards putting that depth in the actual main game as even Galaxy was about equal to Odyssey in the main game minus Odyssey having the world peace angle. Though Bananza messed up story wise after K Rool appeared in my opinion. It was good to see him again but it essentially dropped all of the voidco stuff and now even after Void did so much bad stuff DK is his employee. Even when Grumpy and Poppy left him. Like imagine if Mario became a janny for Bowser.
>>544941692
I think Mario RPG tier is feasible because the plot structure is pretty basic for the RPGs and Odyssey/Bananza already dip their toes into it with bigger plots for kingdoms/layers. Bananza feels close to a Mario RPG tier story and honestly Pauline's character arc is a better character arc than any in the RPGs. Mainline 3D Mario just needs a bit more lore to it, and some more characters to talk to.

>>544945106
>I think Mario RPG tier is feasible because the plot structure is pretty basic for the RPGs and Odyssey/Bananza already dip their toes into it with bigger plots for kingdoms/layers. Bananza feels close to a Mario RPG tier story and honestly Pauline's character arc is a better character arc than any in the RPGs. Mainline 3D Mario just needs a bit more lore to it, and some more characters to talk to.
I'm purely talking story element/dialogue amounts here, where RPGs eclipse everything else in Mario.
Every gameplay section people would have to read a lot of story at each point if it were RPG tier in that sense.
Now the contents, I'd still say RPGs still have it since Partners in time and SPM exists, but I see your point more now.

>>544945106
I don't disagree that K Rool's appearance was a minus point to the narrative that felt like "the story is gonna get messy for the sake of fan service" and I will admit the fan service worked on me since I was glad to see him back, I am talking strictly about the amount of narrative and not the quality of it.
Also I think the quality of Bananza's cutscene presentation was also great. It felt like the characters were animated as well as in a Hollywood kids movie instead of a videogame, despite being 100% animated in-engine.

>>544913193
Well done.

>>544938918
Looks like something from a RARE game though.

>>544945106
Posts like these make me hope the mandate is real.

>>544939768
>Surely we can venture into slightly deeper stories?
The mandate killed that creative drive, and now we're stuck with underwhelming stories like Odyssey and Bowser’s Fury.

>>544695024 (OP)
Don't know much about the sketch but I just ordered one at a good price. It's a Japanese console but I just noticed 2 of the 3 game sits coming with is Japanese.

Do Japanese games have the option to play it in english or is it game dependant? It's Hogwarts and super Mario RPG that is in japanese

will there be more DLC down the road for bananza
Funky being completely MIA and little details like going out of their way to make models of lanky, chunky and candy feels like theres more ahead

>>544939896
>>544948140
lowtest

>>544946580
If I were to choose a Mario RPG for 3D Mario to emulate it'd be Superstar Saga. So much of that game is doing random stuff and while there's a few moments where the game takes a longer time to tell you info that's something where if it mostly happens after completing a world it wouldn't really take you out of the game.
I think you can condense of the main points of Mario RPGs into something shorter to the point where it wouldn't be a constant interruption in a 3D Mario game.
>>544946729
In terms of the amount of narrative I feel like it's more important with how you use it than how much there is. I think you can convey a lot in only a few words. Bananza generally did it well.

>>544948610
Definitely.
>Odyssey devs gave odyssey next to no DLC while they keep giving and giving to Bananza.
This feels very strange.

>>544948610
I feel like Nintendo would have made a season pass if they had active plans for multiple pieces of DLC. Maybe they'll change their tune if the first DLC grows a sizable community.

>>544948610
They should make DLC where Candy Kong and Poppy Kong have a fight in oil.

>>544948280
>The mandate killed that creative drive, and now we're stuck with underwhelming stories like Odyssey and Bowser’s Fury.
At least Bowser's fury wasn't a kidnap plot again (which is against the mandate discourse) and had some decent character interaction outside of the big bad. I quite liked it even if it was short and sweet dlc type campaign. A second character (outside of companion attire characters like fludd or cappy) you can constantly work around with Mario that isn't just locked behind 100%, I'd that love in a new 3d game. It really feels like the speculation of it being a tech demo for a newer mainline 3d mario game was true, just hasn't happened yet.

>>544948280
Yeah nigger we are being kept away from the KINO stores we had pre-mandate like Bowser kidnaps Peach and we need to rescue her or Bowser kidnaps Peach and we need to rescue her or Bowser kidnaps Peach and we need to rescue her or Bowser tells his son to kidnap Peach and we need to rescue her or Bowser kidnaps Peach and we need to rescue her or

>>544954480
It really is crazy how many times the same plot was reused again and again, but with a different coat of paint. Even more funny is the fact that Miyamoto allegedly always wanted Peach to be competent, meaning they could have stopped the princess rescue plot at any time but chose not to.

Does Brothership still have long loading times on Switch 1?

>>544957160
Yes?

>>544957160
Yes. It's SLIGHTLY better than Switch 1 but not by much because the game never got a proper patch so it's still a pretty annoying experience.

>>544958014
>Switch 1 loading is slightly better than Switch 1 loading
Anon..?

>>544951098
>>544954480
The kidnapping plots are good, and we're tired of pretending they're not just because of brainwashed millennials.

>>544958253
Absolutely never said I have anything against them, I am specifically calling the retarded anon retarded because he is acting like TEH MANDATE has anything to do with the story scenarios being often breezy.

>>544958253
The kidnapping plots were fine for a time but now overdone and getting phased out. We haven't had one in games since odyssey. I thought kid pauline would have gotten kidnapped but even that game didn't use the premise and let pauline tag along the whole adventure in bananza.

>>544962560
>I thought kid pauline would have gotten kidnapped
But she did, twice technically.

>>544965106
I mean the kidnapped for most to whole of the game type plot like most of mainline. We don't even see her get kidnapped at the start since Kid Pauline immediately escaped on her own at the beginning which is how the plot got started.
The section with a Void Kong mind controlled Harmoneel eating her temporarily would be a good compromise, just a small middle kidnap segment if it helps the Mario story along.

>>544964876
Far better than the actual boring box art

>>544972123
Took me a second to realize that was Red.

horse radish

>>544954480
Based

>>544980647
Cute!
>>544980842
Kind of gross

>>544980842
Cute!
>>544980647
Kind of gross

>>544958253
>The kidnapping plots are good

>>544958253
True and based

>>544958253
False and cringe

>>544958253
Preach

>>544989260
Cute(?)

no

>>544989260
kinda cringe ngl

>>544962560
>getting phased out.
The next 3D Mario game will have Peach get kidnapped. Peach can only be saved from kidnapping if the game has substantial multiplayer.

>>544999479
>The next 3D Mario game will have Peach get kidnapped. Peach can only be saved from kidnapping if the game has substantial multiplayer.
Bowser's fury was the next 3d outting. Mario didn't have that Peach retread.

Luigi is for Adaphne

>>544999703
Bowser's Fury was a side mode, it's disingenuous to put it alongside full fledged games.
You can't really have a full fledged Mario game without Peach so unless it's a successor to 3D World and things return to multiplayer she's going to be kidnapped. The only way I can see this being slightly subverted is if it's a delayed kidnapping like SMB3 or Sunshine.

>>544924309
The game that saved us from filler episode Slopshine. Anyone who dislikes Galaxy is not a Mario fan, simple as.

>>545000418
You're a shitposter, but you are correct in that people who hate Galaxy hate Mario.

>>544924309
The game that put us in a filler wiimote waggle episode called Slopaxy. Anyone who dislikes Sunshine and wants motion spam instead of actual 3d gameplay (not in 64, Odyssey, or even 3d world and land games) is not a Mario fan, simple as.

>>545000238
>You can't really have a full fledged Mario game without Peach so unless it's a successor to 3D World and things return to multiplayer she's going to be kidnapped. The only way I can see this being slightly subverted is if it's a delayed kidnapping like SMB3 or Sunshine.
Dude the Mario developers literally just threw a giant wrench in the Mario timeline without much explanation this year with Bananza, the latest main 3d devs, at a drop of a hat. Mainline devs working on a character game that isn't starring Mario is already breaking the mold on it's own and they're still not done updating that same game. I can easily see them making a 3d Mario game without kidnapping being the main premise. Already happened in a test-like 3d game like Bowser's fury to boot and hasn't been in any games since Odyssey already.

>>545000567
You're a samefag that now rips off the bandaid again, putting lackluster galaxy on a pedestal so high that if you dislike it you somehow hate all of Mario, which is what the galaxyfags have been accusing sunshinefags of doing. Projection and hypocrisy at its finest.

Friendly reminder to not reply to shitposters such as >545001728

Friendly reminder to not reply to the shitposter samefag that literally called himself a shitposter too
such as >545002149 >545000567 >545000418

>>545001348
The fact Nintendo did all that with Bananza just because they thought an Adult Pauline would "look weird in gameplay" means any form of consistency is off the table these days. Deaging her in the plot would literally have saved it, they're literally doing this plot for the new Mario tennis game so what gives.

>>545001348
Bananza just re-confirmed how little Nintendo cares about the concept of a Mario timeline which has kind of always been the case. Bowser's Fury is a situation born out of it being a bonus mode to the pre-existing 3D World. Peach being kidnapped not being in any Mario game since Odyssey isn't very impressive when we're still waiting on the next game after Odyssey. All that's really changed is letting Peach be playable in 2D games but unless there's a return to the 3D World style of games the next 3D Mario will probably just have Mario be playable with an extremely low chance of Luigi. They can't have a 3D Mario without Peach so she's going to get kidnapped as there's not a real great way to involve her otherwise.

People who like kidnap plots are secretly just mentally ill Mareachers who want their romance to stay intact. Making her playable gets in the way of that, hence the seething.

>>545003648
Every Mario Fan is a mentally ill Mareacher at heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xefzDwhPUKQ
I think it's really cool how even after 29 years people are still finding secret stars in Mario 64.

>>545005247
And that's a good thing!

Don't know if anyone here cares/collects, but it looks like the new Jakks Pacific Movie line will have playsets, if the locations are accurate to the game designs this might mean the first time we get a Rosalina Observatory in plastic form, so I hope it's decently sized/looks good.

>>545011698
The comet observatory from the game is pretty unworkable as a playset because it's too big in scale so I wouldn't have high hopes for a great game accurate set. It'll probably be one of those things that open up and show interiors from the observatory or scenes from the movie inside.

>>544696683
I don't know how Nintendo greenlights this, borderline unplayable after playing through 64 at 120fps with it's glorious moveset.

>>545014024
Nah bruh, SM64's moveset doesn't make up for the janky physics and collisions

>>545025246
It actually does. Git gud.

>>545032748
>Git gud
I 100'd% that game before the twin towers fell. It's still a less pleasurable experience than 3D World's smoothness.

>>544938757
Is this why Shadman & Spazkid was very interested with his game back then, so much he didn't slap a C&D on the weird Shadbase campaign?

>>544884675
Trannies and dramaqueens killed the general, it'll never comeback for the next 10 years now.
We're stuck with Smash refugees here on then.

>>544711245
Wait, isn't that the same sperg that got pissed over europeans saying Mega Man Legends is shit? Lol

perfect bingbingwahoo mind

>>544884675
Better Smash than game wars.

>>545038875
Only on short terms, it'll become retarded Sakurai design philosophy debates and stink/pedo accusiations later in.

>>545033391
3D World controls like shit and has low skill ceiling. SM64 PC port is smooth as butter.

dead general

>>545042847
Thanks to your kind.

>>545037297
NTA but I assume he ignored the porn people being weird about it because they didn't want that crowd talking about a game they were hoping would achieve mass appeal.

Sex with Hat kid

What is it about Mario Sunshine that requires analog triggers? I want to play it on emulator

>>545046958
Adjusts the water pressure from FLUDD. From a little dribble to full force depending on how hard you're pressing on it, and it does a little shotgun blast like thing when you click. It's not very often that you need anything less than full pressure. And I don't remember ever using the shotgun blast.

>>544938294
that looks better and not as obvious as the wii version

>>544948280
why are we still pretending the mandate exists when you've been completely btfo? even /v/ has given up on that argument

>>545046958
This >>545047307 but also it controls whether you can spray and walk or have to fully stop to spray.

>>545046958
It isn't really required, Sunshine on Switch doesn't use it and you can complete the game fine. It's just for schmovement.

>>545051670
IIRC Sunshine on Switch uses two different triggers, one for half-press and the other for full-press.

>>545050636
Oh shit I forgot about that. Been a while since I played.

>>545003107
>Bananza just re-confirmed how little Nintendo cares about the concept of a Mario timeline which has kind of always been the case.
>Bowser's Fury is a situation born out of it being a bonus mode to the pre-existing 3D World.
>Peach being kidnapped not being in any Mario game since Odyssey isn't very impressive when we're still waiting on the next game after Odyssey.
>All that's really changed is letting Peach be playable in 2D games but unless there's a return to the 3D World style of games the next 3D Mario will probably just have Mario be playable with an extremely low chance of Luigi.
>They can't have a 3D Mario without Peach so she's going to get kidnapped as there's not a real great way to involve her otherwise.
Screencapped for when Nintendo easily goes against everything in this post. New Nintendo is in their wild card era so this'll be an easy win.

>>545004130
i like this

>>544948610
But will they explain the Pauline question?

>>545049337
the textures look way too clean and barely like the boss, both are bad

>>545054942
They're in their wild card era when the Switch 2 is the least original Nintendo has been with a new console and Bananza was an Odyssey rehash? Not to mention all of the Switch 2 editions of games...

>But will they explain the Pauline question?
>Mario timeline
>Sex with Hat kid

>>545058279
Sex with Hat kid and Bananza Pauline

>>545046958
GC pad with the clicky triggers is ideal for SMS cos you can always keep your index finger on the same button and probably use burst spray a lot more than you will when not using a GC pad, plus finessing the trigger is part of the fun. HOWEVER, seperate button for full press works well enough. Picrel should be good.

As overrated as I think Shartnanza is we deserve GOTY more than some pretentious turn based pseudo indie slop. Fuck Dorito Pope forcing the Oscars into video games

>>545057736
kys snoy

>>545059291
i'll probably ignore it this year, they never have nintendo announcements anyway

>>545060258
>Are you losing the debate? Shout snoy, and you silence the opposition. Which ends the argument, allowing you to claim victory!
Snoy or no, he's right about everything in his post.

>>545025246
>janky physics and collisions
>Tomb Raider fag shitting on SM64 again after calling its dive useless some days ago
Reminder we have this full-time shitposter from /vr/ here who obsessively hates Mario Sunshine and Zelda but also SM64. Just a few weeks ago he filled the general shitposting the GameCube and Zelda WW and TP, to leave no doubt that it's him: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/541330331/#541690496

The obvious reason he is always on 4chan is that he's a janny. /vr/ is nothing but shitposting Nintendo and positive Nintendo threads get either shitposted to death by him or deleted for no reason (especially when the first post is also positive), picrel. I have exactly 1 billion examples of this or hardcore Nintendo shitposting being allowed at the same time. The reason he does it is a mix of
>PS1/PS2/Sega fanboy
>gay progressive who likes that things get more pozzed and has to deny that creative media are in decline, which he does by shitposting old classics

>>545038015
>Wait, isn't that the same sperg that got pissed over europeans saying Mega Man Legends is shit? Lol
Yes, Tomb Raider fag also insists that MML is a masterpiece and better than Zelda every time he forces a PS1 vs. N64 list war on /vr/ or /v/. It's pretty hilarious to watch the first time but by the hundredth it's just vile, like watching maggots

>>545061805
pathetic snoy samefag

>>545062745
The only thing /vr/ is good for is stupid questions about emus but emugen is better for that.

>>545057736
No one predicted Odyssey devs would work on a Donkey Kong out of nowhere on the Switch 2.
No one predicted a Kid Pauline from Nintendo.
No one predicted the Mario movies (which are already very light on kidnapping) would be given the biggest priority in this anniversary.
etc.
Wild card means wild card whether it agrees with your tastes or not.

>>545063354
you're responding to one of the bananza seething shitposters, they haven't turned off since release

>>545063354
Nintendo even double japed the fans with Odd rock.

>>545059001
Thanks anon

>>545046802
I troonheart Hat Cunny

N64 > GC

>>545063354
Nintendo fans are historically pretty bad at predicting anything Nintendo does.

>>545065330
The Nintendo 64 had one good game while the Gamecube completely destroys it. It had better Mario games across the board in addition to Metroid games existing. I bet you're the schizo from /vr/ desperate to shit on Sunshine because you're so so jealous that it's the best 3D Mario.

>>545056147
They are probably going to give Pauline her own spinoff IP just like they did with DK when they made Donkey Kong Country.
We will probably get 2D Pauline and 3D Pauline games for the Switch 2 and every Nintendo console after it.

>>545064950
Cope faggot

>Bananza devs: We have something planned for the future that will answer to all the questions and theories people have made about the story of the game but we can't reveal it right now.
>dumb mfs: The devs are actually lying and they don't care and the Mario Timeline is DEAD and so is Nintendo.
What causes this?

>>545067672
Autism

>>545067672
>Bananza devs: We have something planned for the future that will answer to all the questions and theories people have made about the story of the game but we can't reveal it right now.
Schizo fanfiction written by your brain. They never said any of that, you're confusing their blatant dodges for promises of a future reveal merely because you're insane.

>>545062745
What is this schizophrenic faggotry? I didn't even own any PSONE game other than dance dance revolution and Yugioh. I am not who you think I am and I am not saying SM64 is a bad game, I'm just saying I'd take a simpler moveset in a more polished game over a N64 game that very much feels like something made in the 90s which, y'know, is what it is.

>>545069981
It's consistent with everything they've said, like when they asked us to question why Pauline was specifically 13 years old, and later revealed it was because the story required her to be that particular age for her character arc.
If they truly didn't care, they wouldn’t have bothered steering us back on the right track, just like when they admitted that DK's home in the challenge ruins and the fossils were red herrings.

I see /smbg/ is having one of those days. I guess it's that time of the month. I'll come back after your period is over.

>>545072258
>and later revealed it was because the story required her to be that particular age for her character arc.
Things that were revealed to Anon in a dream.
Meanwhile, in reality
>and later revealed it was because the gameplay required her to be that particular age; a full grown Pauline looked out-of-place.

>>545072475
That's the meta reason, but we're talking about the lore reason, the one that explains why she's specifically 13 instead of just an unspecified child age
>It's unusual for Nintendo characters to have their ages publicly revealed, isn't it?
>Takahashi: Story-wise, I also thought 13 is an age where they start grappling with conflicts and worries, and become conscious of their dreams for the future. I felt it was just the right age for portraying that kind of story.

>>544695024 (OP)
Hey Paisanos, divegrass anon here, it's time to update our roster for the next VGL, here is our roster poll including suggestions from last post and everyone that almost made it in last time.
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/RR-+ZZga52MTJqtpTpTHbbm5Yc2CBPOmQIqJyvxONCU/

AUGH

>>545073640
i forgot to mention that this poll will last until saturday and VGL is starting around November 28th

>>545073184
I see. But you're still insane, there's no promise of future reveal here. Not even so much as an implication or hint.

>>545073640
sent

I love Luigi!

>>544938704
d dash will never be my favorite but it's the last mk with intentionally slippy kart behavior instead of being fully mom freindly

>>545073184
>specifically 13
Just before expiration

>>545037297
Most creators don't bother with that because it's a losing battle

>>545011698
I'm looking forward to see the Rosa figures

>>545011698
>Mario 1.2INCH
Mariobros........

>>545093935
The post is talking about Merch figures, coom tard addict.

>>545073640
okie dokie

>>545074045
we got crocodiles under the floorboards

aughAUGHAUGHaughAUGHaughaughaughaughAUGHaughAUGH

>>544696683
..................wtfym????? Mario odyssey has the classic full 360 degree movement??

>>544854281
the most random soulful element in 3D land

>>544696683
This has to be the most retarded post I've seen in this general in a long while, Have a (You) for typing all that drivel.

>>544702543
Appropiate for Sunshine.

>>545039716
>"g-git gud"
>"le PC port"
The internet was a mistake

>>545113952
Yes, Yoshi expunges fruit juice in Sunshine too.

>Galaxyfag replies to 3 days old posts with no rebuttals
kek

Why are Cubetoddlers like this?

consolefagging is dumb

>>545120583
Indeed, speciall when consoles like NES were objectively better than Game Cube.

>>545120583
Nintendo consoles have always been bad, they get hard carried by the games

>>545120583
He's been like this for over a month now 24/7.

Okay, so since wario and toadette are friends, and wario & toad dislike each other, does toadette actually dislike waluigi (toads disliking luigi parallel)?

>>545122271
Their Mario Party 6 team name is Diabolical Duo suggesting that Toadette and Waluigi are a great pair together. Their Mario Party 8 team name is Half-Pranky Duo which I don't think particularly leans in a certain direction.
But something to keep in mind with Toads disliking Luigi is that it's something that doesn't always happen. Luigi and Toad's Mario Party 5 team name is Good Pals. It's something that mostly just happens with the RPGs, though also in 64 DS.

I think they should give mario tattoos and a gun for his next game.

>>545121059
Aren't the games by far the most important part of a console?

>>545125096
Nintendo needs to get their toad lore straight in general it drives me insane.

>>545126965
The problem is that the console can let down the games. Like performance issues. Or if a game forces a particular gimmick such as how some people don't like motion controls in Galaxy or how Star Fox Zero forced the gamepad, or even in non-Nintendo games like Dawn of Sorrow's seal mechanics.
For a non-Nintendo example, I remember when playing Kingdom Hearts 0.2 that it was really let down by the base PS4's performance though that was partially due to bad optimisation as KH3 ran much better.

>>545128361
I personally think it makes better games when *good* developers have limitations they have to work within such as consoles nothing being as powerful or having unusual controls. And I don't typically want to play games by bad developers. So it's not really an issue for me except maybe in the case of a few multiplats. multiplats are cancer thoughever.

>>545128662
Limitations can be a good thing, as we're seeing now where AAAs are chasing highs constantly at the expense of the games but controls are where the less limited you are the better. Being bound to an unwieldy control scheme can ruin a game.

>frog in smb3
>makes mario faster and more erratic
>frog in odyssey
>slow moon jumps
transformations shouldn't make the game more boring. i blame galaxy for normalizing this

>>545133475
Frog Mario was only good in water levels and terrible on land.
The frog capture is better as it doesn't ruin land gameplay like Frog Mario.

>>545133815
frog capture is worse as it makes the game slow and boring

>>545133475
I always ignore the frog when I can, hat kingdom let's you partially skip it and some hidden doors can be done without it like the one in lake kingdom which actually make it a challenge

>>545134636
The problem is that Frog Mario on land moves almost like Spring Mario and slows things down when it's not in water as well as making the game more frustrating. It'd probably be a good power up in a game where you can keep it in storage for when you actually need it in a level so you can swap between it and something that gives you regular movement but the best you can do is hold onto one in your world map inventory for a level that's mostly water. The frog capture is also slow but at the same time it's not frustrating to control. It's basically what Spring Mario should have been.

>>544696683
>AAA Mario games play like PSX jank now
I should be mad but this is actually hilarious kek

What are some good Mario Fanfictions with Bowser Jr and the Koopalings with Bowser Jr is not any of their brother or half butter but they get good interaction?

>>545130031
My kneejerk reaction was to agree with you but i tried to think of any wii or ds game that i enjoyed less due to it's controls and could not think of any. The only examples that come to mind at all are for first person games on the 3ds, PSP due to having only 1 joystick and that one being trash. The PsP dealt with it by having a large library of great games that traditionally lean heavily upon using dpad. I never cared for the 3ds in any respect however. Library, gimmick, design or hardware

>>545151298
One of the more controversial ones is Mario 64 DS not having analog movement like the N64 with having to hold in a run button. Kid Icarus Uprising's controls also held the game back. Personally, I never liked being forced to use a sideways wii remote for NSMB Wii. You also can't forget the motion controls in Mario and Zelda on the Wii as well having their fair share of haters. There was also a period of time where games insisted on having unnecessary touch screen gimmicks like the previously mentioned Dawn of Sorrow shoehorning in the seals. On non-Nintendo consoles the main game I remember being like this is Heavy Rain's bad controls causing a lot of frustration with people.

>>545153447
I feel that NSMB Wii was not made by good developers and that the game is fundamentally inferior so it doesn't really fall into "games made by good devs under limitations" I can maybe agree with Mario 64, i enjoyed it greatly when it released but haven't actually touched it since. I can't speak to Kid Icarus the franchise has never interested me and i've given it almost no thought.

I think rocky wrench is very cool

>>545126862
same

>Start up Odyssey to check out the performance on Switch 2
>Looks and runs great but get hard filtered by the movement tech
This might be the hardest 3D Mario. I have no problem piloting Mario in other 3D games. I was surprised, maybe I’ll have to replay it.

>>545167287
>This might be the hardest 3D Mario
It's the easiest and like 50% walking sim, the cappy -> dive combo just has awkward inputs you need to get used to for 10 minutes.

/smbg/ will be participating in the annual NNN challenge

I know I'm not the only one who gets really annoyed when people call Mario "Merry-Oh"...

>>545142385
No such thing as good fanfiction involving the Koopalings, the characters sadly attract strictly ultra autists.

>>545184490
>No such thing as good fanfiction involving the Koopalings, the characters sadly attract strictly ultra autists.
The only good fanfictions are from the ultra autists.

>>545184714
I disagree. The good ones come from Super Autists, who are autistic enough to write with effort but not so autistic that their diseased brain gets in the way of their craft.
Ultra Autists however are terrible at doing anything, they are the kind of people who do Mspaint drawings of Thomas the Tank Engine and will never move out of their parents basement.

>>545184490
You're being asked this by a guy with Asperger's. Diagnose by a professional not myself.

>>545179657
>/smbg/ will be participating in the annual NNN challenge
we won't >>544913473

>>545172714
>dive combo just has awkward inputs you need to get used to
Stupid endless aerial combos is what Nintendo seems to think is what depth should be like in a platformers today.

Is it weird that I think whenever people insist Nintendo is all a shared universe due to cameos I get annoyed really fast and try to shut that shit down ASAP but I genuinely like DKVine's DKU interpretation even if I still fundamentally disagree on it?

>>545191879
You're just autistic.

>>545191657
>Thing that happened once is somehow the bane of anon's existence

I genuinely hope the next Mario movie underperforms in the box office. I don't want the public image of my favorite game series in the world getting sullied by genuinely bad movies. Bad small spin off games just disappear silently but the movie being bad is a blight with staying power.

>>545195632
It's the only "skillful" thing you can do in Odyssey and Bananza.

>>545195847
And I bet Nintendo got the idea from some shitty indie game.

does this really count as a strong year today?
>backward compatibility
>another mario tennis rehash
>sideshow bob fire emblem

>>545191879
That's not being weird, that's autism.

>>545196436
>WTF why is the marketing account of the retail chain Walmart hyping up product it will be selling?!

>>545197112
but normies say the same

>>544695024 (OP)
DK is so cute I love him so much!

>>545197438
>literally looks like a scheming nigger now
>cute

>>545197438
holy fuuuuck

>>545197438
Bananzafags got the monkeypox

>>545197303
"Normies" are not people who will argue over the launch line up of a console on twitter, anonymouse.

>>545197516
Yeah that's what I said he is cute
can't you read?

>>545197853
who said argue? shut up autist

>>545197653
i never acually played the new game cuz i havent gotten the new console yet cuz i'm waiting for a specific game i want to come out first
is it really that polarizing? just looks like a fun.

>>545198392
It's more of a "mindless" fun than the "difficult" fun fans of Donkey Kong Country expected from the game. Plus a lot of people just really don't like how DK looks.

>>545198392
It feels like a dumbed down Odyssey with worse movement but being able to freely swap between a few captures.

>>545196436
There's the Yoshi game but gameplay looks meh so far and I don't like the visuals with those vertical lines, reminds me of the Bayo spinoff game but worse. I'm sure Nintendo will announce at least one banger, though.

>>545199520
It's hard to be excited for Yoshi games, as their target audience is people who can't read yet.

>>545199914
Isn't this what Kirby is for?

>>545198535
I can get the first half but honestly I never minded the "new" design because it mostly just looks like what DK already looked like inmost official art work

>>545198392
It is polarizing only among hardcore and bitter fans. The game as a whole is very well liked and reviewed very well too. It's the only Switch 2 game thus far that people actually have been positive on.
>>545200148
Nah, Kirby games are for babies but bother putting in post-game stuff that the hardcore fans enjoy, while Yoshi's current games really are just 100% baby mode.

The Switch might officially be Nintendo's best selling system tomorrow.

Nintendo DS - 154.02 million units
Switch - 153.10 million units

It's getting very, very close!

>>545204227
And then Sony will "update" their PS2 sales numbers again.

Elephant Bananza ruined the game for me by being so overpowered, everything after unlocking it became boring and grindy. Before that I was really enjoying myself though.

>>545203238
>It's the only Switch 2 game thus far that people actually have been positive on.
Anon, ragebaiting grifters on YouTube and Twitter are not ”people”. Mario Kart World has an almost 100% sell-through rate even excluding the bundle. It’s damn good and people (the humans who are buying it, not the extraterrestrial clout farmers who did not play MKW) made sure to show it.

>>545196436
Mario Tennis Fever is not my idea of "looking strong in 2026".

>>545203238
Nintendo's next financial update is early tomorrow morning.

Nintendo will finally reveal how much Donkey Kong Bananza sold worldwide and update their hardware/software sales totals.

Holding hands with Luigi!

>>545221885
I'm afraid that's how you get STDs

>>545204351
Remember the 160 gorillion...

>>545236545
holy shit dk flopped hard

>>545236834
Wasn't Mario Kart in a bundle? It's pretty hard to compare the sales of those to actual standalone games.

>>545196436
this is how you know people who hate on n64 and gc have a mental illness that prevents them from appreciating how good we had it. gamecube in 2002
>metroid prime, harrypotter cos, re zero, Ultimate Muscle, tony hawk 4, oot master quest, wind waker, skies of arcadia, curbivore, doshin, timesplitters 2, star fox adventures, animal crossing, mario sunshine, beach spikers, eternal darkness, bomberman generation, lost kingdoms, resident evil remake, sega soccer slam, bloody roar primal fury, pac man world 2, sonic adventure 2, burnout, mr driller etc.
following its first month ins 2001 with
>melee, pikmin, ssx trick y, extreme g3, wave race, super monkey ball, luigi's mansion, crazy taxi in its first months
and no one even cared about shit like pacman world 2, it just existed. nowadays its remaster gets actual media hype lol

>>545239475
Mario if he real

>>545196436
this is how you know people who hate on the n64 or gc era have a mental illness that prevents them from appreciating how good we had it. gamecube in 2002
>metroid prime, animal crossing, sonic adventure 2, mario sunshine, skies of arcadia, star fox adventure, wind waker, oot master quest, resident evil remake and zero, doshin, curbivore, ultimate muscle, beach spikers, eternal darkness, bomberman generation, lost kingdoms, mr driller, harry potter cos, tony hawk 4, timesplitters 2, primal fury, sega soccer slam, burnout, dr. muto, pac man world 2 and so on
following its first months in 2001 with
>melee, pikmin, ssx trick y, extreme g 3, wave race, super monkey ball, luigi's mansion, crazy taxi etc.
while at the same time releasing gba games like
>metroid fusion, castlevania, fire emblem, golden sun, mega man zero, all the good yu-gi-oh games, nintendo's sakura momoko game people don't even know, zone of the enders, tales of, starfy, alttp four swords, pokemon, kirby, kururin, crash, klonoa, mega man battle network, boxing fever, sonic advance, tactics ogre, domokun, tomato adventure and so on just in 2002
inb4
>hurr bad
it was actually new experiences and most of them exclusive and the few multiplats actually worth getting while nowadays nintendo usually gets the ultra low version you should avoid

and no one even cared about shit like pacman world 2, it just existed. nowadays its remaster gets actual media hype lol

>>545248614
I miss having a dedicated home console and handheld. I always expected Nintendo to go hybrid one day and was excited for it, but now I feel like they put in less effort since it's practically a guaranteed success.

>>545197516
He always had this characteristic desu

>>545248614
>oot master quest
IIRC this was a free bonus copy of OoT with pretty major changes whereas Nintendo charges $10 just to play the same $60 TotK on Switch 2 and they couldn't even add double damage or something

>>545248614
>sega soccer slam
more fun than Strikers

>>545236545
NOOOOOOO YOUTUBE SAID MARIO KART IS BAD

>>545236545
>Already more exclusives than the PS5

why did his foot grow

>>545248614
70% of the games you listed were actual shit. The higher number of releases is merely thanks to pre-HD3D development being faster.

>>545251167
>le good games are baaad
such an unpredictable response

>>545199520
>>545203238
The issue with Yoshi is that none of his games are good after the first Yoshi's Island. They're either too gimmicky or mediocre in a bad, boring way.
It's like nobody knows what the fuck to do with the character, so they keep throwing random ass ideas on the wall in hopes it sticks.

>>545251167
>The higher number of releases is merely thanks to pre-HD3D development being faster.
Silly excuse given Nintendo is always like 1-2 generations behind now.

>>545251318
>The issue with Yoshi is that none of his games are good after the first Yoshi's Island. They're either too gimmicky or mediocre in a bad, boring way.
So they are just like Yoshi's Island

>>545251239
The opposite would be calling bad games good, which is something only a retarded man like you would do.

>>545251476
>The entire industry, to this day, has slowed down post-HD development, solidifying it as a mere fact.
>But Mr. Anonny Maus from 4chinz thinks it's an excuse because he is under the impression that everyone is making less games and less money than they would otherwise be making if they increased their output for laughs.

>>545251914
>>The entire industry, to this day, has slowed down post-HD development, solidifying it as a mere fact.
Which makes sense for most of the industry but not Nintendo as they lag 1-2 generations behind and are the kings of recycling.

>>545251753
YOU ARE THE RETARD YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH. get your meds already

>>545252124
HD3D games don't magically get easier to make than N64 games just because they look less detailed than God of War's newest releasae, Anonny. Even dogshit games like the new Pokemon games still have credits rolls that easily outsize the number of niggas needed to make any SNES or N64 or Gamecube game.

>>545252124
he will also defend 6 years for totk i'm sure, some floating copy paste islands and a 1:1 mirrored overworld that looks the same everywhere

>>545252568
Is this some kind of performative thing where you pretend to be pathetic so that I leave you alone? Fucking lol at being autistic enough to think a licensed Ultimate Muscle game is a notable GC release and the bunch of games titled by their generic series names because you are some kind of autism goblin who played exclusively cartoon Nintendo games.

>>545252636
Yes they do when they lag 1‑2 gens behind and benefit from 20 years of engines, tools and reusable assets. 3D in itself was new back then and devs were making games on a R4300 with 4MB.

>>545252964
>Fucking lol at being autistic enough to think a licensed Ultimate Muscle game is a notable GC release
it's literally made by the no mercy studio and a dream game if you like the anime. stop talking about video games, psycho

>>545251630
The first Yoshi's Island actually had good gameplay, level design, and storytelling. None of the future games has this.

>>545236834
>35% attach rate is flopping
are you retarded

>>545252969
No they don't. There is no magic button that you press that makes games plop out faster thanks to a little genie that says "hey, the Switch 1 is weaker than a PS5 so that gives me divine permission to make all 3d models materialize from the ether!".
Again, you are trying to argue that all game development studios in the world decided to die or to make less money on purpose, and also pretending this is a Nintendo-only problem despite the fact that we have mobile gaming standing right there as an example of what modern development pipelines did to even small niche jap studios.

>>545253174
It's gimmicky and boring with slow, meandering levels just as you describe and the levels and music repeats itself way too much

>>545253342
You playing like a cuphead journalist doesn't make a game bad.

>>545253291
Stop replying to yourself, aspergo.

>>545253571
You can play whatever way you want you still have to collect eggs and shoot things with no skill to advance 10 steps and it's all repeating itself

>>545253625
You are me.

>>545253303
Doesn't need a magic button. Nintendo lags behind so much and benefits so much from modern tools and pipelines and makes such relatively primitive games that it's simply a stupid excuse-- especially given Nintendo's cash reserves today. HD was impressive 20 years, anon. We literally jumped from sprite- and tile-based to true 3D graphics and gameplay in the 90s and still got a lot of games.

>>545254017
You're just spouting nonsense at this point, nothing you're saying makes any sense.

>>545255127
What doesn't make sense about saying you have to collect eggs and shoot things which results in slow progression and that the game is very gimmicky and that things repeat themselve? All facts

>>545253342
>when it hits the tutorial block again
kek

Crafted World is the best Yoshi. If I can pick between baby gameplay and baby gameplay I take the game with the most creative presentation.

>>545253342
wtf screen filters are you using

>>544896712
The best part is that World really added a lot of elements that makes the courses and in-betweens feel like you're actually driving in a bonafide Mario world.