Thread 544983164

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>Welcome to Springfield - Fortnite | The Simpsons
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>Fortnite Welcomes Our Alien Overlords - Fortnite | The Simpsons
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>Fortnite | Simpsons: Drop into Springfield in BR and Delulu!
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>Quests, stats, shop
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>LEGO XP AFK Strategy
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>Season XP Leveling Pace
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>Mission Alerts for StW
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>Fortnite’s Mixtape Music Pass Brings 10 New Jam Tracks!
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>Bringing Hero Classes to Odyssey
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>>544958013

Did you get a day 1 win anon?

helsie won

>>544983226
I won my first match.
Extremely fun season so far. Epic cooked as the kids would say.

Helsie was raped

Wandering around Springfield in custom delulu is neat. Wish I could do that without the storm tho.

>>544983226
Hell yea

>>544983226
congrats! haven't played yet but about to. will post

If you're not using a toon skin this season you're genuinely subhuman

>>544983226
i forced a bot lobby to get mine and gave two people dubs while grinding the ranked quests. one question, has there always been syphon in ranqued or was it a recent addition? also the quests being killing 3 players, searching chests, getting a dub and reaching top 10 are super fun

>>544983369
how do you do that?

>>544983481
>ranqued
god i need to sleep its 02:40am now, gn /fng/ :3

Lynx!

I think people should post about the skins they want to be more often

>>544983446
im dusting a lot of mine off

>>544983446
What if they are canon in the simpsons-verse

Well that's day one.

>>544983618
I want to be him so badly

>>544983226
yup. spent all day playing with my friend and i'm shocled at how good the season is so far. i like almost all the poi's aside from burns manor and the krusty exotic is genuinely one of my favorite guns to use in all of fortnite

>>544983481
syphon got added last season afaik for ranked, gn

>>544983664
you already are

>>544983603
guh huh

>>544983734
>post skins you want to be
>"erm you already are him"
you absolute fucking retard i should knock you up side the skull for failing basic reading comprehension. I WANT TO BE HIM. I AM NOT HIM YET. DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET?

>>544983151
>worst season opener in fortnite history
>"everyone"
lol and this was on a saturday afternoon, no fucking excuses
can't wait for you faggots to try and explain why the player count dips below 900k again

>>544983446
that seems a little dramatic

--LEVEL CHECK--
40 here
--LEVEL CHECK--

>>544983664
Literally me

>>544983446
You should only use a skin if it appeared in The Simpsons

>>544983587
The custom key button that only shows up when you scroll back down after selecting it.

>>544983446
I enjoy having free will!!!!!!!!

>>544983843
it's because the servers were down since epic's retarded. yeah it's still epic's fault at the end of the day but the season itself is genuinely fun and this is coming from someone who hasn't even watched/grew up with the simpsons

i assume the XP limit cap reset is next saturday?

red crocs for sakura

who says no??

>>544984123
scott

Why are people shutting themselves over Harry Potter being added

One time 2 anons were having an argument about skins and I interjected pretending to be one of them and its caused a rift so large the thread feels it today

>>544984287
;-; u didn’t have to say that anon…

>>544983664
Why?

>>544983843
everyone is having fun mr poopy pants

>>544984318
I look like this and do this all the time.

>>544983664
half of mexico looks like him

>>544983618
I want to be one of the various handsome male skins because I want to be a handsome man

What are the chances of a vivzie collab next season?
I'm honestly surprised we havent had anything official besides that emote so far, considering how popular her slop seems to be with the young audience

when the season is over the original bus driver ahould kick otto off and that makes him get a skin

Ivan won

>>544984526
I wish I could be this kimiko!

>>544984435
>making samefag accusations
>they try posting (you) screenshots
>impossible to prove anything

Wack

personally i think the simpsons is gay and stupid

>>544984791
Win? Wear these faggety wings, humiliation ritual.

el barto won

the tentacle superman cut was visible and hasnt grown back

>>544984791
Not bothering with that shit then.

>>544983446
I'm using Leela

>>544984917
is there any photographic proof of moth man?

idk if the boss spawns are entirely random or what but im just really glad it seems they arent tied to a specific location

God damn Santa Suit Mariah Carey is so sexy

>>544984969
AY CARAMBA

>>544985197
her face turns me off

>>544985082
i still have to get leela

Having fun, honestly just feels like classic Fortnite with a Simpsons coat of paint

I want to play as the presidents

>>544983226
Day 1 win!

>>544985082
Nice
I regret not owning a Futurama skin for this season

>>544984513
the emote isn't even official
I would buy a Millie back bling though

damn they sent out a survey real quick

>>544985197
She’s like 50 years old bro

>>544970415
Never mind. I already won and now have 0 reason to touch this eye sore of a mode again.

Can runner-ups hear your jam tracks when you win? I hope they heard my Clint Eastwood.

>>544983446
i'm using toon mae

>>544985406
i always felt fortnites og map was sort of like sprinfeild. definitely modeled after the same american region. also the pink sedans everywhere and the homer'esque graffiti on the sides of shipping containers.

steamy stacks had a homer reference with donuts above a control panel even.

>>544984379
Sex with Vik

>>544985532
>the emote isn't even official
Yeah, i know, but it shows that epic are willing to do a crossover, so the ball is in vivzie's court
She has already sold out to amazon, so whats selling out to epic as well?

>>544985719
Why does he look like Kenobreen?

>>544985876
my name is not kenobreen

can someone post their linux (lennox) dub on the new map, that would be nice thanks

>>544985853
eww dick nipples

>>544983226
Haven't played yet because I needed to sleep

>>544986219
GUH

>Juggling someone with Krusty's pistol
kek

>>544985545
>lock in basic features
>need to buy more than one

This is so retarded

>>544986219
I do this.

why are you round

>>544985853
>>544986219
>>544986252
This shit is disgusting. Kill yourself

I only play solos, so basically if I buy a pet, no one but me will be able to see them. I want to flex my pet on people. I want enemies to see my pet that I spent $15 on. I don't care if it reveals my position, I'm running around all the time anyway. Make it a toggle or something.

>>544985853
>>544986219
guh

I think i’ll just get Homer and leave, i took a break from fortnite to play the new pokemon and while it is the sloppiest game they’ve done since is just nice to play a game without seeing stuff from a thousand different franchises every 5 seconds, im only slightly sick of the multiverse, last season had way too many collabs

>>544986594
>blogposting
no one cares

THIS SEASON IS TERRIBLE

>>544986594
I care
I axed

Why do Homer's long legs look so weird!?!?

>>544986219
those teeth would hurt
a man is very sensitive down there y'know

>>544986767
Hes like an extra head taller
Gotta stretch him if you want to hit the orange justice with homer1

>>544986747
you didn't care enough to give an actual reply, so clearly you don't

>millennials were hyped for this garbage
never let them live this down
when this game is at 50k players in 4 days, remember you faggots wanted this

>>544986949
i look like this and do this

>>544986991
You lost. Simpsons won.

You can cry about it / cope/ seethe while we all have fun. Better luck next time! ;)

wtf do I look for in the enter the simpsons house for answers and then "find differant remotes?"

>>544986991
sybau pablo

>>544986991
Very terminally online post

also brick life has a custom intro that puts your skin in it longer than the event earlier today did
(don't bring your sidekick though because the sidekick update isn't ready for it and it glitches them into the scene and model swaps them with a ramirez for some reason)
highly recommend you guys check it out at least once though because it's pretty cool

>>544986991
LOL zoomie is mad

>>544986949
This is me relieving my duo's stress after getting second place :3

>>544987279
Wanna duo?

>>544983618
Shes the [digital] object of my affection not who I want to be

>>544986991
>could've had a Futurama cell shaded map (New New York)
>current map doesn't have Springfield Elementary or even Shelbyville
this is lame ya dig? Know what I'm sayin?

>>544987279
>>544987313
Isn’t there a discord for greasy old men you can post this trash in? Go be a disappointment somewhere else

>>544987413
>using discord
zoom zoom

>>544987413
These are coordinated attacks

>>544987413
Ivan hated this

>>544987379
damb we won't get south park elementary when the south park mini season habbens...

>have to grind to level 100 to do the Homer "Die Lit" meme
they knew what they were doing

>>544987596
what emote

>>544987496
Don’t worry, discord is full of millennials, porn, and pedophiles. You would fit right in

I adore how everything Duff has been changed to Slurp. It's cute. Just like Ella.
I need to take some photos of Ella hanging around the Duff factory and Duffman signs, but I'm not very creative. It would have been perfect if I had the KOTH Slurp drinking emote.

>>544987413
i outgrease them tho

>>544987741
Ivan hated this

>>544987090
nvm the remotes just didn't spawn for me the first time for some reason

>>544987132
Kill yourself shitllennial
>eye cancer cel shaded map
>yet ANOTHER season where the only mobility is shockwave nades
>reload sized map for 80 players
>dogshit s1/2 loot pool (couldn't even be assed to make simpsons themed weapons like in star wars)
This is a buildnigger's playground and you're a fucking parasite that doesn't give a shit because you play bot lobbies anyways
You're a fucking braindead manchild monkey that claps when the international globalist corporate hegemony makes a callback to your childhood and lets you feel like you're 14 again instead of the 35 year old loser manchild playing a game for high schoolers and college kids

>>544968789
>stw has broken husk logic atm lmao
Doesn't look like it affects stonewood endurance on my end. I'll give Plankerton a try now.
>>544983226
Indeed

>>544987805
0/10 b8

>>544985545
>*someone* is going to answer that question with "very positive"

>>544987819
kek

this season is kino
they really went all out
we're so fucking back

>>544987805
u mad bro?

>game is stuttering violently after i reinstalled it for the update
FUCK, the shit even gave me a prompt to clear the cache.
i fucking hate UE5.

>>544987870
the anon gooning over the doberman

>>544987920
I’m really enjoying it. Much more than I thought i would.

>>544987940
throbbb

i'm going to go check if i have a survey

>>544987931
dont worry its stuttering for me too and i didnt reinstall it

>>544986991
I can see someone thinking this if you only "play" AFK Creative maps and care about what's in the battlepass but the season is super fun right now. Good POI's, decent lootpool, the bosses aren't in specific POI's, and the "medallion" this season isn't super busted + takes up an inventory slot meaniny it's not an instant game changer like the bug queen medallions

>>544987931
I think everyone is having this issue given how fast they rushed this season out.

The shockwave grenade is such cancer

>>544987819
Ella and Luna should be friends </3

>>544988009
I accepted the clear cache thing and im now searching for a delulu game to see it.
That being said, once everything is cached, whenever you start experiencing micro stutters with UE5 games, not only fortnite, do a cold boot on your machine.
Set windows to completely shut off on power off, then boot the machine back up, you wont get any stutters.
UE5 is fucked.

i got ONE game and now the matchmaking is shitting its pants

>>544987927
>I don't give a shit about anything bro, im so unfazed
yeah we know you don't care about anything, that's how you ended up a 35 year old manchild failure arguing with teenagers over the fortnite item lootpool

>sub 1 mil on the first day
star wars is about to look like a joke

>>544987741
Blud's speaking through experience

>>544988129
damn ur actually mad

>>544988148
I hope they learn their lesson and never appeal to millennials again

>>544988129
Why are you talking to balding old men and not some bitches

>>544988148
guarantee it reaches 1 mil tomorrow. the servers shitting themselves for hours paired with people needing to be up earlier for the event + it being the day after halloween was a recipe for disaster. tomorrow should be better

>>544988307
because all zoomers are incels, who gives a shit? millennials also all incels except you're porn addicts on top of that >>544988074
>>544986949
>>544986219
>>544985853

>>544988182
>>544988183
>>544988307
Can you elderly retards stop trying to sound young? It’s embarrassing. Thanks

Did everybody win their first match of the season easily?

>>544988074
on Jah, that face is ugly af

It's a shame most of the back blings and pickaxes in the pass are mostly too Simpsons themed to use on other skins. I was excited for this pass because there are so few cel-shaded accessories that I have trouble finding a good combo for my cel-shaded skins. The best back bling is probably Homer's donut, and maybe Flanders's hoe is usable enough for other skins.

Is Stupid Sexy Flanders the first time they've put the word Sex in something?

I can never enjoy beer but I like the idea of crushing like 8 cans in a sitting like homer

>vodkasodalet

>>544988417
I'm no unc, I'm only 23 (like Lebron's jersey)

>>544988439
i did, but i've only been able to play two fucking games this season because epic can't do fuck all right and it's damn near impossible to get into a game

>>544988721
flippin sexy emote

>>544988439
yeah, as a zb player in the build mode. didnt realize because it always defaults to that mode when a new season starts.

>>544984513
Considering we now have every culturally relevant adult cartoon in the game, barring American Dad, it's safe to assume that Epic will start branching out to more modern franchises that zoomies care about. And knowing Vivziepop, she'll be at Daddy Bezos's feet begging for her gay edgy rom-com to get more spotlight.

Marge's LEGO is TAaAAall

why the fuck did i buy this pass, i don't even like the Simpsons

>>544989247
dognana

>>544989295
Will your God forgive you for what you're about to do? Do you even care?

yeah this is fucking terrible
first season im actually 100% skipping
thank fuck the bp is only 70 levels and a month to get this done, im just going to farm the gold nugget

>>544983226
Yep. Got a few matches in with a friend and we won one and lost 4 basically right at the start

fucking ridiculous, i give up for today
>the game crashed when i tried to close it naturally

>Zoombrowns having biblical meltdowns because it's not a bisexual black rapper #12391283908945
Heh.

>>544989783
Zoomers have no culture they only know the algorithm and lets plays

yeah this is fucking awesome
best season I've played in years
going to play every day
simpsons fortnite should be a permanent mode
we won

>click and hold to unlock something in the pass
>it doesn't do the thing
>have to click and hold AGAIN for it to actually start redeeming
>now the claim all button needs to be held down to be activated instead of just clicked
why can't they just stick to something

>>544989783
>>544989831
this is why everyone hates you faggots
its always the strawmen and pride
you know what were actual good seasons this year?
>s1
>s2
>s3, halfway through
none of those were "nigger rappers" or whatever the fuck, just actual good gameplay
meanwhile, millennial seasons:
>star wars
>power rangers
>now simpsons
all fucking dog shit that everyone hated, with embarrassingly low player counts

where the fuck are the bosses the quests are talking about?!?!?!

>>544989831
When confronted with something not tailored to them they go berserk because the algorithm is supposed to protect them. Many such cases.
Meanwhile 30 year olds like me go "Oh, not for me? Ok I'll just play something else" or whatever.

>>544989968
Didn't read, fuck off zoombrown

>>544988439
Found a half-dead Homer that no one bothered to kill so I finished him off, got his shotgun and hid until the last 2 people for an easy win.

kinda crazy that we've been getting generic recycled maps for years when we could've had unique ones like this
bikini bottom when?

>>544989968
>Star Wars
>The Simpsons
>Millennial
It looks like you're just using millennial to mean "thing I don't like". They're pretty squarely Gen X.

>>544990147
>They're pretty squarely Gen X.
I don't give a fuck what they are, they appeal to old people in a game where 80% of the playerbase is 12-25

Marge's hair won't let me see, or is now part of the crosshair.

>>544989856
>>544989967
>>544990102
>>544990263
it's a girl, kang & kodos wanted to fuck her

>wait 3 minutes for a game
>wait 60 seconds to drop
>drop
>die

do people really play this all day, am i missing something, even when i won a game i didn't enjoy it

>>544990196
Fortnite brings old and new things
I like how it actually introduces stuff to younger players
Seen many get into Gorillaz and Daft Punk
I dont care if some crazy streamer or rapper gets in
Fortnite knows what to give its audiences
I dont know what big new thing could hold a whole season or mini like Power Rangers or Simpsons
To be fair it also brought me some new music I otherwise wouldn't look into

Just open your mind man

>>544990337
I don't care what it is i find it funny that people find the thing sexy. i see it though

>>544989783
Can't blame him being born as a zoomer must be agony

>>544990389
>Fortnite brings old and new things
and it just so happens that everyone stops playing when old shit gets added

>>544990434
boomers hated this

People actually want streamer and eceleb collabs in this game? Why? Most of them are just boring, shitty people.

>>544990434
Zoomers fear pre 2010s and go back playing tycoon games

>>544990350
>3 minute wait
>wait 60 seconds to drop
exaggeration unless you play in a dead region or ranked
>>drop
>die
don't hot drop on the bus path.

>>544990389
>Seen many get into Gorillaz and Daft Punk
LMAO
take your fucking lithium grandpa, you're seeing shit

>>544990570
Its ok they'll add The Loud House for you

>got a win on my second match
Yey
I like the guns this season, plus the movement isn't AS bad as the previous seasons so it doesn't feel like you're chasing a flea on crack 24/7

>>544989982
evil homer and witch marge. i saw homer at krusty and marge at the farm

>The medallions we made are letting people fly across the map and people are complaining
>OK, let's remove medallions from the game

Is Riot being run by actual chimpanzees?

>>544987756
Something will come to you, bro. Don't sweat it. Take a good look through your emotes sometime, even the ones you might have archived. Inspiration can strike from the most random bullshit you might have archived from half a dozen seasons ago.

>>544990814
I'm not understanding this post.

>>544990350
you either drop into a hotspot with 50% of the lobby and likely die very quickly, or you drop in some far-off corner and encounter 0 people then about 6 minutes in you find a few bots that are easily killed and then you find a real player and they've already killed you before you can even think about what to do
kids like it for "da stakes" but it's just fucking boring, and when you do actually get into a groove and start cleaning up all it takes is one mistake and you're back in the lobby
maybe i'm just too old but i really fucking miss team rumble, respawn rumble just flat-out sucks shit through a syringe

I don’t like Kimiko but the porn is pretty good

>>544990393
we can use this on other characters now?

>>544991019
>and they've already killed you before you can even think about what to do
This is the real problem right here, the TTK has been getting steadily lower as the chapters go on and people can delete you before you can even process what's going on if you're not playing like a shellshocked nam veteran

>>544991173
Player count autists are worse than box office freaks
Leg big number

>>544990434
naruto, dbz, godzilla are pretty old too. but thats 'japanese thing' so i guess it doesnt count. also sonic.

streetfighter

I'm having a lot of fun. I usually AFK for exp but I think I'm gonna be actually playing a lot this month. simpsons kino

>>544991173
kek

>>544991173
It's mildly amusing that you've saved all these simpsons gifs to shitpost with just because you're blatantly wrong or trying to troll, Could not imagine wasting my life like you tho lol

>>544991283
Because there's old shit that's still relevant because it's good (naruto, dbz, streetfighter) and then there's shit the millennials fucking love which is dogshit and old and only "loved" because it reminds them of their childhoods, when they weren't old pieces of shit (power rangers, simpsons)

>>544991394
Bad cope

>>544991394
trolling is coming into a games general to doompost everyday

>>544984114
Do you buy every red shoe for her

>>544983164 (OP)
quick anons what was that level exploit? or did they fix it?

>reload sized map
>with 80 players
>no fucking loot anywhere because the map was made in a month
yeah great idea

>>544991283
Those things are fundamentally different
>Most have modern relevance like shin Zilla DBS or Boruto
>Most have maintained relevance longer than the Simpsons
>All of them were mini events or collabs that were a small part of something bigger and not the reverse
If Simpsons were the main collab and the map we got was kept to blitz, or fortnitified and combined with the ch3 island nobody would be complaining.

Uncs unite

I just noticed the simpsons pass doesn't have a single jam track in it... I think festival might be cooked for real this time

>>544991589
>cone on
based

>>544991580
the map is fine, but the lack or items and middl pois is annoying

Is there a way to just explore the map in a lobby by yourself? I remember there used to be a way to do that, i just want to look at shit.

>>544987367
messed up not including a pic

>>544991173
BASED simpsonschad making the zoomers seethe

>>544991723
bot lobbies. the old way use to be battle lab and creative.

>>544991723
you can do delulu lobbies solo but storm still activates

i would have preferred in bart and lisa were sidekicks, honestly

>>544991425
the simpsons are still relavent, relevancy doesnt striclty mean good, just not forgotten in the zeitgeist. theyve been referencing eachother for years, this was bound to happen. keep crying

>>544991654
Simpsons theme is in Barts bundle
the new festival stage looks so generic
and we haven't had a new announcement in a while? maybe they aren't selling well and Epic is having a hard time justifying the cost of making them, idk tho

>>544991714
70% of the fucking map is empty dude

>>544991819
>in

>>544990965
Wish we got Slurpman and Springfielder Jones/Hope as skins

>>544991705
there isnt that many and 90% of them look like ass while the remaining 10% dont match the simpsons style

>>544991912
That's what I mean, the mid points are barren but the map size is prety great. The pois are also fun because they're populated.

>2nd place to a juice wrld skin
I want to quit fortnite forever

>>544991820
>the simpsons are still relavent
without looking it up tell me where I can watch the simpsons

>>544992036
123movies

>>544983226
First match was a crown win despite accidentally queuing for build mode

>>544991580
>drop on a house in a cul-de-sac
>there's zero chests in it and zero grey guns, just has an ammo crate
>the next house over has two people in it

>>544992036
go on cytube there's a 24/7 stream
/The-Simpsons

>>544992006
they're usually always cracked

>>544991654
EOS before chapter 7 confirmed.

>>544992126
well did you beat them off gato?

>>544992006
I got betrayed by a juice world skin in delulu it really is true about that skin, all players of it are scumrats

Why don't we have springfield Hope r34 yet

Is The Krusty Show studio on the map?

>>544992238
no they eiffel tower'd me

>have locker sort to latest acquired
>everytime i equip a skin it puts it at the top of the list
wtf is happening epic fix your shit

Thoughts?

I dont know how a zoomer can be so online and not see the daily flow of simpsons memes flung back n forth in comment sections for decades

Also why hate it
Feels like its an inner issue

>>544992036
>responds to posts trying to reason with him, with oneliners

ignore genpol trolls

>>544992434
built for being gangbanged next to a dumpster

>>544992508
you just know she has fucked all of her coworkers

>>544992157
More like they're roaches who refuse to acknowledge their deaths

>another shockwave season
yeah im done
fuck this
hopefully epic learns their lesson, but I seriously doubt they will.

>>544991728
Haha remember the DS and halo 2

>>544992434
Makes me hard as a rock

goodnight /fng/

>>544992779
Unc has to sleep and go to work!
I was raised with social media rage!

>boomer vs zoomer rerun
we can all get along. there's something for everyone in the game. ninja turtles and skibidi toilet. its all good

>>544992594
nerd lol

>>544992845
its the weekend mud

>>544992036
disney+

>>544992996
Not sure why so many people are having a fit over it. This season feels like Simpsons Hit n Run and that's a great game. This is probably the best map they've made in a long time.

>>544993101
I was trolling and you fed me

Do creative maps not have pet support yet?

>>544992615
>Grenade
>For blowing yourself with it.

>>544992615
Mad because dogshit

>>544993193
I'm a huge fan of hit and run and road rage. It makes me happy to see a simpsons map in glorious HD with so much love put into it. It sets a high bar for mini seasons in the future thats for sure. It is South Park stick of truth levels of immersion and fan service. I'm still blown away

futurama mod for hit and run came out btw it is really good.

Sexsie

>>544993231
I've been got!!

If there was a HA HA! emote I'd use it after every kill

>>544987075
>>544987132
>>544987134
>>544987184
I smell onions

I dunno if I'm jaded but the whole shtick of "OMG LOOK THEY PUT [A] IN FORTNITE!!! I CAN RUN AROUND AS [A] SHOOTING AT [B] WITH [C] INSIDE [D] WEARING [E] SHOES" is running super fucking thin and I just wished they made a TDM or something instead of waiting around for 15 minutes of looting.

>>544993497
if they do a south park collab just like this I'd cream my pants i grew up on it and family guy instead of simpsons.

>>544992615
>Waifufags when people actually move instead of standing there spreading their asscheeks begging for a medium bullet suppository up their bussy

I usually don't post these but I'm having fun

>>544993698
I felt that hard during nitemares
So many items and bundles that are $15 each
Just to use for maybe a week?
I blew my load on Daft Punk and Gorillaz so im letting my wallet rest for a good while

>>544993539
HNGHFH GUHHHH FUCK

>land
>can't find a gun fucking anywhere
>some retard lucks into one and kills me instantly
>repeat
This is ass

>>544993796
if the clip was from the driftfag would you say the same? not the lexafag tho

I'm surprised they gave Marge special dialogue if you talk to her as Bob

>>544994304
Ye
>edgefag when the oveepowered gun is, indeed, overpowered

>>544994359
Do they have special lines if you talk to them as Peter?

>>544994393
fair

>>544994359
Why is Marge fucking dead

omg chat im in a game with 4 ppl left hiding in a bush as i type this i got a gold ar and a gold pump i hope i win back to my game

>>544994179
Kek you’re such a fucking retard

People are loving Sidekicks btw

>>544994545
i lost i hit him with a gold pump but he had a gold tact and the statue head

I want gooners to get assaulted

So what's the presumption for the next chapter? Another generic island? Some sci-fi shit? An attempt at reduxing an old theme? Chapter 6.2 with retuning the same island but entirely new POIs?

>>544993539
Much to think about...

i just got killed by a vik vyce skin

>>544995128
Next chapter will be 60s retro futurism theme. (Think like Fallout's pre-war aesthetic)

>>544994592
:3

>>544994490
Someone will have killed her

>no krumping marge emote
well shiiieeet

>think the Simpsons stuff will do something with Treehouse of Horrors because it sounds perfect for October
>oh wait, the season starts in November, d'oh
>they fucking do it anyway
Well then

i'll be done tomorrow, time for bed, goodnight /fng/

>>544983226
Yes. I also got the Jeb Head and Marge

>>544995619
Good morning, I just woke up. I'll tag in

Oh you want to play fortnite? come in!
We have:
>og
>og br
>reload zb (og with a smaller map)
>reload br (og with a smaller map and builds)
>zero build (og with a cel shaded map)
>br (og with a cel shaded map and builds)
>blitz (whatever the fuck this is)

>>544995785
lol stfu

>>544995785
They also have ranked variants of most of those modes to further split up and confuse their players

God bless Timmy for making me not want to spend a dime for a whole month after draining me with Halloween

>>544994762
HGNHFHF FUCJKHGHH

>>544995957
With the Grace for Resident Evil 9 shit confirmed, it means RE is probably back on the table for returning stuff. So I guess I get to wait until anything big during Winterfest or next year to start saving up with passes and Crew so I can try to nab Leon and Jill.

fluoride toothpaste
fluoride water
fluoride pills

>>544994991
Ass-aulted by Spice is my dream too honestly
Just getting smothered by those 2 plump cheeks with the Party Hips emote... nghhh

>>544996151
did you dream of being an unemployed 30 year old manchild addicted to masturbating to cartoons from a children's videogame when you were in elementary?

>>544996151
Hnghhh

This map is absolute ass

>I can't play anymore without my Banana sidekick

Well played Tim

Is the season... zoomed in? like the POV?

>>544996252
Nah, I was supposed to go to med school and be a pharmacist but I burned out after my Bachelor's degree at university level with a low end 3.1 GPA.

I did wish I'd never have to work! Not going so well in reality...

>>544995785
Me a chad
>STW
>Festival (still waiting on Pro vocals btw)
>Delulu
>Sometimes blitz
And if I want to torture myself
>Rocket League
>Rocket Racing
>Sideswipe
>Reload Ranked for the ranked rewards

>>544994012
Another one

>>544996628
I don't get it like the curves and lines are nice to look at so is the tummy but it doesnt get me horny and monkey mode , I dabbled in some hentai when I was younger but I need flesh to get provoked

>>544996628
there also a big ass jack o lantern there that's just ridiculous u got autism or something?

>>544994407
I didn't test it yet and it's late so I don't wanna, but I'll just make a safe bet and assume maybe
>>544994490
She was like that when we got there

I want to eat the self feeding pretzels

who the fuck asked for a flat small map? Boxfags are twice as cancer and ZB is unplayable

>kept seeing naruto skins when i was doing quests in bot lobbies
are these returning soon, did any leakers post about the skins that got updated item shop assets this update?

>>544996432
Is there a reason you dislike it that isn't the cel-shading? I landed at every POI and the only one I actively dislike is Burns Manor

>>544997136
itachi so tuff

>>544997136
they've been spawning for a while in the chapter, but no sign of them in the shop yet. nothing really ever got updated. they started showing up before DC came back last year, and something similar for Capcom stuff or the like this year, but still no sign of Naruto yet.

>>544996628
It can always get better anon <3

>>544996892
>>544997005
It's a sexy pumpkin, man, I don't know what to tell you

>>544991092
I was wondering that cause I noticed I could use the wolverine claws emote on Bart randomly

OH NO NO NO NO BUILDTRANNIES AHHAHAHAHAHHA

Holy pumpkins!

Any word on Beavis and Butthead returning?

>>544997181
>everything is flat so have fun in ZB
>weapon pool is absolute trash
>barely any movement items in A FLAT MAP

>>544997693
qrd

>>544997968
>barely any movement items in A FLAT MAP
I wish all movement items were gone, I hate that positioning is not a thing in fortnite.

The Rick & Morty models are looking really fucking rough now thanks to these Simpsons models. Morty especially looks so fucking scuffed compared to any of these new skins.

>>544998001
Nothing I just like to laugh until my sides hurt at buildzoomers
Ahahahahahahah

It's not as coomer as I hoped it'd be

He Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

>muh buildfag boogeyman
This is literally the worst map to play with ZB though

Oh no no no no BUILDSISSIES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

This Simpsons shilling has to be an American thing, I havent seen a yuropoor care about this show in the past decade

>>544998646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuYmln7gdX4

>>544998001
he feels insecure that he cant build so hes laughing like a crazy person associating transgenderism with ppl who can actually use their brains and have some spatial awareness, he shouldnt feel bad there are zero build modes too so everyone can enjoy the game!

throbin'

bro why IS THIS FUCKING MAP SO SMALL THIS IS ASS

>>544998857
0 aura shhh

someone needs to add wednesday to the 'not welcome' posters

Going to bed with 6 dubs, what about you /fng/?

>>544999278
why didn't we get her iconic dance as an emote?

>>544999174
adding female celebrities always leads to mentally ill people like them

>>544998646
silly gods

thank God this trash is done in a few weeks
also FUCK this new captcha go die in a fire hiromoot

>>544999432
I dont think i'm that mentally ill cmon look what I respond to

>>544999196
no win yet, i tried for hours in fills, couple of #2s but its really chaotic it plays like reload. try again tomorrow

>>544994179
>>544996047
down, dotsy

>>544999196
lets just say i have a 100% win rate

Did they remove hurdling AGAIN?

>>544999432
Has this happened before? As far as I'm aware the only Icon/Celebrity that gets any attention here is MrBeast

Let's goo

>>544999174
She's very welcome

>>545000143
unironically better than most animes

>>545000143
Post more ryona.

>>544999174
>>544999432
How does someone posting Wednesday reaction images cause this reaction, but some subhuman posting retard porn doesn’t

Buildies won this month so hard
This map is the worst thing in ages if you only play ZB

>>545000469
wheres the retard porn?

>>545000469
retard posting porn gets banned idiot
we have to deal with the retard avatarfagging though because they don't enforce that rule

I want to kiss jenna ortega

>>545000428
Sorz
Was going through old webms but I only got butt stuff

>got unironically jumpscared by fucking Bart Simpson
I had a cow, man

Emergency Donut backbling on Lucien... or Remi?

>>545001192
yeah

>>544999886
there's a sabrina carpenter avatarfag that melties regularly and you're forced to see it because he changes md5's

>>545001649
>regularly
like when?

>>545001750
bros... we can't beat the helsiechads... they have an unlimited number of twitter trannies making art for them...

Hmm

>>545001750
Based

>>545002398
she won

>>545001750
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

*sip*

Got my W see you fuckers in 27 days when this shit map is gone

>>545001750
>>545002398
>>545002464
i love her
>>545002574
i love her

Did they use AI to write this dialogue or something? It makes no sense to anyone.

>>544999174
>>544999432
sorry about that I just wanted to add my opinions too while repping Jenna (I lurked before and noticed different fandoms like lexa, helsie the furries etc and they all had their own opinions) I just wanted to say my opinions using Jenna who I actually adore and them adding Wednesday was perfect, I was waiting for them to add Jenna through Wednesday it was my little pet theory since stranger things was in the game

I think my posts clashed a lot with ppl who just shitted on builds without actually trying to learn them and ppl who complained about "the libtards ruining gaming"(when they really just want micro bikini's in the game) I think they were mostly lexa and helsie types but I feel like there was some overlap and some helsie ppl that liked jenna too

You guys were here before me and i dont wanna annoy u guys but anyways goodbye /fng/ it was an alright few days byeeee love to all even the lexas and helsies

i tried naming one after my dog but because her name is "Tita" the game doesn't allow it so now i hate this dog and i doomed IT to an eternal life of being called fartslave6769

o and the fact that she mogs lexa hard :)

lol bye fr T

>>545003026
mary sue has met flanders
and brand collaboration man knows what pogs are
it's not that deep

I am not using the stupid fucking dog

>>545003004
do you have enough space in your heart to love her too?

>>545003035
it's not that serious so feel free to come back again sometime

>>545003215
Am I supposed to not what either of those are?

>>545003403
im not going to love a stupid smelly cat

>>545002574
she's so pretty

>>545003410
Ned Flanders adds "ino" to words sometimes because hes the lame dad character

"In POG form!" Is a reference to a popular meme line by Millhouse

Simpsons is very old so it has mountains of references for nerds like me to indulge in
There's too many so I dont blame anyone for just not knowing

>>545003004
This guy is truly based

>>545003454
nyooooo

Jesus I hate rusniggers and ameritrannies
ebin blocked my country from linking disney accounts because they think we're russian
holy fuck dude, missing out on shit for no reason at all

>>545003548
I guess that makes sense then. Still seems a bit weird to put obscure references like that as the dialogue for the two main Fortnite characters though.

Clearly Tim is right to block your bigoted ass backwater province

>>545002574
generic white bitch
she isn't even like 16-17 she is like 20-21
so i can't even get hard to the thought of me grooming an cute impressionable teen girl

>>545003695
Its a specific season that is literally catering to fans
Made for and by dorks like me

>Get my simpsons dub before server issues happened
>Go to bed
>Wake up and do my daily xitter doomscroll
>See every leaker and terminally online fn account having a melty about a potential harry potter collab
lol?

it begins

>>545004143
Based, cheers anon

Absolute dogwater map and season already
What a waste

>>545003759
shut up faggot

>>545003759
whoa, hey man no bad mouthing the hayster

>>545004321
you like hags
20 year old HAGS

>>545003996
Rowling gets them particularly riled up because she's a "traitor". 99% of her beliefs are left if not far-left and she was loved for it by them until the trans stuff went mainstream and she dared to not agree that transwomen are men. That was all it took for all of her other beliefs to no longer matter and for her to be one of their biggest enemies. Immediately before this she was retconning characters to be gay or black to own the right.

>>545004489
This
Rowling just really hates men, not believing in men who claim to women

>>545004489
Meanwhile “the right” doesn’t know anything about this and just likes Harry Potter

>first game get layered by the first real player i meet several minutes into the game
Battle Royale is such an unfun mode

that fish is op as fuck what the hell

You just watch we're gonna get multiple posts about Rowling everyday.

>>545004489
>she dared to not agree that transwomen are men
I know what you tried to say but what you meant to to say is
>and she dared to not agree that transwomen are women

Homers car or power ranger bmw? Cant make up my mind on which one to get with rocket league bucks

can they bring the old new movement back for chapter 7

>>545004207
seriously. this map is dogshit. the weapons also fucking suck.

>>545004207
>>545005763
kekkkkkkk
stay mad zoomies

>>545005561
truth nuke

>>545005725
whichever you think you would use more,one thing to keep in mind is that Homer's car can't be changed colors so the only options are default and the decals

yeah man last season's weapon(s) were better.

>>545006062
yeah that's why i'm kinda leaning towards the bmw. would be cool to have a cel-shaded car but not being able to paint it sucks

Favorite type of Asian?

>>545003026
Who knew putting 30 year old references would be lost on zoomers?

>>545006161
vietnamese
best blend of facial features without being too soft face / no chinned

>run into Witch Marge
>right as I'm about to eliminate her i het 3rd party by some faggot using the default
I hate Battle Royale

>>545006161
She has headcrab hair

Why do faggots keep leaving squad fills before the bus even launches

>>545006484
They have that app that shows your teammates stats and think (You) suck

They just need to remove battle royale already you guys are never having fun with it.

>>545006520
I have no idea if you're joking but if that's really a thing then that's sad, especially in damn regular BR

>>545006612
The people who have fun (me) got nothing to say
Complainers are women who want to be heard

>>545006612
they just need to bring back team rumble

What does the Jeremiah's head do?

>>545006612
BR was fun until like, late chapter 4, I don't know what the fuck happened but it feels like a switch flipped and now the mode is movement hell with the sweatiest faggots ever and gets worse with every new chapter

>>545005763
If I wanted to play reload I would go play reload. What the fuck is this garbage ass map. Makes rng drops even fucking worse. The shotguns are ok but the ARs are fucking ass.

>>545007006
Blocks headshot damage
Idk the limit

>>545007184
They should make it so your accuracy drop drastically every time you jump and shoot.

>>545007349
the limit is legitimately 1 shot and thats it
pretty useless head tbqhon

>>544983226
yeah.
10/10 map and references, but 1/10 weapon pool, i forgot how shit these weapons feel, so i'm not having nearly as much fun as i could be

feels bad.

>>545007184
They could fix it now by adding some rules so buildings without reasonable support just collapse and editing takes time, but they don't have the balls.

>>545007006
It blocks one headshot shot then it "falls off" and is removed from your inventory (you can pick it back up). Can be anything from an AR bullet headshot or a full shotgun blast. You can only get it from shooting it off the statue

>>545007418
it can come in clutch
say you're in the final circle with one other person and you have the jeb head, you can tank an extra shotgun blast to the face that they can't

>>545007430
I feel the same way. I feel like I would enjoy this so much more with a different weapon pool.

Came to realisation I'm a retard and I keep hyperobsessing over tryharding and sweating to try and get the umbrella on season launch for some reason. Might take the bot lobby pill just to get it out of the way so I can focus on actually having fun and playing seasons casually again

lmao I'm so bad at this

>>545008046
sqauds is the casual pill for day 1 brella if you don't want tough opponents
otherwise yeah just bot lobby it

>>545008046
Its day 1 everyone is trying to flex the brella early
Do what I do and forget about it then win on accident

>>545008229
what do i need to do to get lobbies like this again. god, i'd drop a fucking nuke in that lobby.

>>545008046
actually never mind if the guy with a buttplug up his ass during his matches playing like this >>545008229 can get the brella day 1 then you need to step the fuck up

>>545008046
fortnite isn't a game worth tryharding and sweating desu, it's just a silly game for fun and casual shit.
there's games way better suited for tryharding.

Nick has been silent for over 12 hours now since this tweet where he got mobbed by transpeople for not condemning the Harry Potter collab on his stream. Think he'll issue an apology?

>>545008462
How can a dead man issue an apology doughie?

>>545008462
I hated this guy the moment I saw his emote

>>545008373
yeah I just saw, I fucking wish I could have a final circle and a win anywhere remotely close to something like that but the universe would rather strike me with lightning 3 times in a row before that'd happen with me

>>545008576
Same lmao. Finding out he's a transphobe has really been like this.

Is the wrecker revolver finally gone?!

>>545008462
Never back down. Never give up.
Rest in power, King.

Apropros of nothing, used this guide to get the Lego quests. Easy enough. https://x.com/craftyplayslf/status/1984757607324926366?s=46

>>545008713
Yeah, now we're back to old shitty weapons again. I'd rather have the wrecker revolver over this boring shit.

>>545008713
yeah, there's a new really strong revolver around but its not a shotgun this time

>>545008713
no, it's still in

>>545008462
He's gonna ignore it

>>545008710
"I am le cool gamer!!!!!!" ass emote
I HATED him

>Mistook a hired npc for a real player and died to the real player that turned the corner and blasted me in the face again award
That glitchy effect needs to be far more frequent, honestly just a better way to tell they're a hired npc straight up

>>545008462
I've bever been more attracted to him
Make those trannies seethe, king

>>545008713
It goes by mr blasty now

>>544993193
Yes saars the map is dooing the needful, please redeem the battlepass saars very good season saars, the peely dog is very being good today!

>>544993193
Honestly because no matter how amusing the map itself is its always other players that make the game genuinely unfun

Whether its sweats, runjaks, 3rd partiers, or campers. Games never really feel fun unless you win

reminder the login rewards and twitch drops ends at noon today

>>545010383
Has anyone gotten the glider yet?

>>545008462
you know he'll never back down...

>>545010603
i did

>>544983164 (OP)
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>>545010885
Brother there are a million different, more active, social media routes to meet gamer girls than through this board

>>545010885
Let's catfish and emotionally manipulate this guy

>>545011103
He's a chaser. He's looking for "females"

>>545011103
Not him but NAME THEM RIGHT NOW

>>545011103
Excuse you trans women are women
We have plenty of them here. They like to post Helsie and Lexa

I hate this dogshit game and this dogshit season

>>545011353
Get it because we got dogs

I finally actually watched KPDH and damn the collab deserved more
Crazy that we didnt actually get any music tracks when the entire movie is a literal music and the singles have dominated charts for months now
>Checks charts
Golden is #1 AGAIN fucking hell epic what are you doing

>>545011285
>>545011183
You wouldn't wanna meet trans girls or OG girls through this board.

>level 37 in the pass
>playing only creative maps
>almost done
>remember there's the stupid umbrella
>i need to touch the stupid BR mode which I'm avoiding like the plague
oh great...

>>545011807
>Driving the company car that only has a shitty radio
>Golden playing
>pass the grocery store before heading home
>Golden playing
I don't get the hype. It's catchy I guess

>>545011807
Takedown and Soda Pop best song

I hear there's plans on a 2nd collab
Sony famously fucked over the movie so its sudden success made everyone scramble for content

Movie was cooler and funnier than your average "girly" movie

>>545012170
bot lobby
Ranked squad. from unranked to gold rank you will be pretty much be playing against bots

>>545011807
Ikr
also no extra syles? not even their final outfits? Rumi not having reactive patterns?

>>545012216
>>545012357
I honestly felt like I was watching a typical shonen movie, just with catchy kpop songs and female protags. Coupled with the good animation it's just a recipe for success

>Takedown and Soda Pop best song

This is what is sounds like has really grown on me since I first heard it too.

>>544985601
out of ten!

>>545012357
>Movie was cooler and funnier than your average "girly" movie
Felt like Frozen but as a K/DA video.
I almost turned it off because the first half-hour is mind-numbingly stupid, but it thankfully got better. Mira best girl.

Finally got a squad fill where all my teammates didn't leave and we wandered around for 15 minutes before the only other real squad when we got to final circle raped us all using mr blastys hiding in a bush, awesome

>>545012357
yeah, the movie feels like is target for every audience, like those kid shows that had adult humor for parents who are sitting watching with their sons. For some reason the whole movie took me back to watching powerpuff girls. at first i wasn't sure to watch the movie because the marketing was only showing the goofy expressions on every video ad, but after coming from work one day and watching some minutes with my nephews i decided to watch the whole movie, it was fine.

>>544997019
>we
based!

ok but no krumping emote for Marge
season sucks

expect towering pillar of hats coming soon, marge is the experiment

>>545013549
I notice that too, what a bunch of idiots, the most famous meme'd scene/dance and it's not an emote? Pffft, i guess it was really hard to animated, the whole animation is so spastic.

>>545013549
they need to save something to promote the upcoming movie

>>545013052
>first half-hour is mind-numbingly stupid
You didn't enjoy watching cute girls murder demons on a plane then do a literal fortnite drop whilst listening to catchy pop music?
I thought the opening being so strong and fast was a big contributor to its success

>>545013549
Well, the season just started and we already know they plan to milk this franchise dry

>power rangers theme is the redux version
>sounds like crap
>the simps theme is the redux version
>sounds like crap

i notice all the loading screens with the Simpsons art doesn't have Matt Groening signature... Also no bart with blue shirt.

>>545013052
Better than Frozen
I liked that too but that was purely a straight up girls movie, but still a good one.
>>545013120
Marketing was also known for being shit
I was also turned off by the focus of the funny faces
The fighting is really well done especially the sauna fight
Saja Boys being as stupid and dorky as the girls was surprising
Thought they'd just be macho men but they have quirks

Bobby best boy though

>4 ranked quests left
>hits gold 1
>every game is filled with subhumans with the same sweat skins
can i please stay in bronze and silver.

>>545015013
just switch to ballistic or rocket racing to finish it

>>545014338
Because they were drawn by Bill Morrison, who was an illustrator for the show and founded a now-defunct publishing company with Matt Groening. Next best thing and probably the best Epic could get if they couldn't get Matt himself to draw anything.

>>545015290
It's national deviled egg day over in america everyone is likely occupied with that

>>545015610
man I love deviled eggs so much

>>545015610
Its true im making 40 of these bad boys and eating them like popcorn

>>545015757
holy based

Yeah, this is ok

I feel like they intentionally made all the assault rifles useless to make up for the crazy long sightlines in this map

>>545012503
>Soda Pop best song

>>545015053
there might be like a single Matt loading screen in 1 of the shop bundles who knows

>>545015757
The farts afterwards will be legendary.

When are we getting the remixed theme from the trailer as a jam track?
https://streamable.com/cqmm7r

>>545015991
Good thing you can snipe players across the map with mr blasty instead with a stupid fire rate and damage to boot!

>Bart is his own bundle
>Lisa will be her own bundle
This is a very expensive collab wtf

>>544990532
they probably don't pay them for it other than maybe a bigger cut on their creator code
but giving cosmetics to a 10k viewer english-speaking-only streamer that don't even play the game is still stupid, how many people are even going to buy that, makes me question how many sales are happening if shit like that is top seller

>>545016337
I can just never find the fucken thing

It begins

>>545016942
collabs in general seem more expensive.

>>545016942
Every collab is becoming very expensive. Lots of bundles with inflated BS no one wants like jam tracks and instruments.

>>545017028
>Even with this dogshit season with low playercount STW is still 400
I guess the codes are gone

>>544991907
they aren't selling because they keep adding music no one wants, good music actually goes on best sellers, who the fuck asked for phonk remix and copyright free tiktok music

>some faggot sneaks up on me just to steal my car and run away
why do people play pvp games if they exclusively avoid fighting?

>>545015993
you can say literally anything and some fag will reply with indians

>>545017195
The Idea that someone will mald this much and proceed to bitch and moan on 4chan is pretty funny. That guy got you

>>545017195
It’s a survival game tho

Dumb ways to die jamtrack wouldve been top sellers like PPAP by the way

>>545017195
The main objective of BR is to be the last player standing. How people get to that point is irrelevant when every play style is fair game.

>>545017119
They recently buffed how many vbucks founders can get so I'm surprised it didn't go even higher.

My Drift and Havoc got moved to the top of my "recently acquired" filter and its fucking with me now

>>545017119
everything double since you get more vbucks now
but I never understood how something with a very limited supply just stayed pretty much stable at 200 for so many years, you'd think they'd run out of them at some point making the price go up