Thread 545744495

Right on Time Edition

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>545254527

>>545744495 (OP)
I fucking love huge tits.

>>545744495 (OP)
I can't hear "right on time" without thinking of this song
https://youtu.be/QiJGqq-s9kg?si=RlZbiEpGQeMSZbGo

>>545744692
Reminder

>>545745179
Ashley advertises her awesome fat tits as P cups. Naturally F cups would fall well short, whilst still being awesome and fat.

What's the actual symbolism of the plank and mop?

>>545745683
Andrew is bushy
Ashley has splinters

>>545746036
I wish Ashley was bushy

>>545746267
It's "were"! Use the fucking subjunctive!

Anons who love their sisters...why haven't you impregnated her yet? What are you doing to bring yourself closer to this goal?

Hag thread deadge~~

Testing once more with feeling

>>545750829
cringe pedo

>>545750829
I like the art, but I won't lie, I do not care for the Andrew/leyley shipping

>>545753353
That handwriting is good.

>>545751601
I don't like the art, nor the shipping

>>545744495 (OP)
My wife Noelle would get very cold wearing that!

Andrew/Leyley (Platonic)

>>545756696
Maybe we'll see a route where Andrew lets go of his hate for Leyley when he accepts she was just a lonely, unloved child.

>>545756696
it's always andrew and leyley. never andy and ashley. i'm tired, boss.

>>545759084
>andy and ashley
That's even worse, kid Andy would want to be left alone and Ashley would oblige since she's not a kid that wants to play outside in the sand.

It's a long way to Episode 4
It's a long way to go

What is the context of this?

>>545762106
>Mr Graves, a second wet dream has hit the back of your sister's ass

Cheap strawberry shampoo smelling sister

>>545763998
Imagine your sister's shampoo invading your dreams. Andrew really is a pervert.

>>545763998
gotta be on a totally new level of retarded to experience this even if in a dream and still not immediately impregnate her when you wake up

>>545764504
This made me chuckle. I've seen people call Andrew gay or cowardly for not fucking her, but I've never seen this specific incident framed as Andrew having a mental disability.

>>545764504
>>545765415
It would be in-character for Ashley to joke about something like that.

Ashley's dreams consist of Andrew hugging her and saying that he loves her

>>545766687
Actually Ashley dreams about getting beheaded for being a whore

>>545766687
Ashley's dreams consist of flashbacks to worse days.

Andrew's dream consists of getting away from everyone he knows and the constant noise of their lives

>>545769203
All brothers are cats

>>545746983
She moved out with her boyfriend

>>545769787
Impregnate her boyfriend

They'd probably cope by constantly telling themselves that she's not their mother and try their best to love her anyway.

>>545770449
>the brothers
I already know the rest of this is going to be complete dogshit.

>>>/g/107144805
Delphic thread on /g/

>>545770449
>chatgpt
Stopped reading there. If the fag who put this together can't bother to do any reading, then why should I?

>"wouldn't you prefer spending your last days with your kids?"
>"Fuck them kids."
>"Fuck the kids?"
>"Yeah..."

Hold your sister like a potato

>>545748847
You'd think at this point he'd just kill himself out of shame.

>>545774816
The fumble...

>>545778601
My sister is a lot larger than a potato unfortunately

>the haggot tried hijacking again
>failed again
L M F A O

>>545781672
>cute snuggly spuddy buddy

>>545785946
>coffin in a 1930s art deco style
i kinda like it

>>545744495 (OP)
there is no way there is enough content in this game to warrant a general, you guys just wanna fuck leyley

>>545787887
I wanna fuck Andrew

>>545788893
hussy

>>545787887
I wanna fuck Renee.

You know the less I hear about this lord unknown character the less I care for him

>>545790826
This Andrew Graves feller sounds like a real ol' jerk.

Does anyone remember when is Connie's death by kidney failure mentioned in the game? I remember Douglas bringing it up, then Renee saying she died of being fat and stupid but I don't remember when did the dialogue happen.

>>545647183
So that's why she never does this to me...
>>545746983
I gave up because I don't want to push her away even more. She already has her own friends, her own life and will eventually get a boyfriend and move even further away from me and it hurts so much it's the only thing that feels real at this point.

>>545746983
logistical issues

I CAN'T STOP JERKING OFF TO LITTLE SISTERS

>>545791949
I think It was mentioned in the vision were Renee's mom called her about Connie needing a kidney transplant.

>>545470709
>this wasn't deleted
What the fuck

>>545794023
Don't be a snitch

>>545794773
>t. bicycle-theft enthusiast

>>545745179
The real reminder
>>545745386
Which is the cutest thing ever, btw.

>>545758583
>a lonely, unloved child.
He was too...

>>545762841
LMAO
>>545765843
Being delusional really does come free with liking Julia

>>545791619
I'm not too sure about this "surgeon" character.

>>545746983
It's not that kind of love.

>>545775228
He really did not expect hearing that from Mrs Graves. Just as I wasn't expecting to hear picrel

>>545787887
Go back outbred

>>545796206
None of you are actually inbred

Sprite supremacy!

>>545796032
Turns out Dr Calgee was just the Surgeon in a disguise this entire time.

>>545793917
After a long quest of trying to look on Google and YouTube in vain, I was on the end of my wits to the point I asked Grok.
Grok then answered correctly, it being in Andrew's flashbacks when he returns home after the cemetery scene...
https://youtu.be/YoX6tZ-FFIA?si=VAC_0xVCOZGXMfLC?t=1h06m23s
I find it funny that apparently Grok knows the entire script by heart. LOL

Have been out of the loop. Any update from the developer since she stopped the regular ones on steam?
Any, even vague ETA on the next episode?

>>545770881
*complete and absolute kino
>>545759084

death

life

dead

deceased

decaying away

one could say it's buired

NO! LIVE!

NO! DIE!

I find it funny Nemlei hand-drew this but made overlays for all the other bruises and blood splatters.

Let's all talk about how much we LOVE Julia!

>>545802951
There is no way Andrew washed the blood off that sweater in 302 Lady's bathroom sink.

>>545803430
finally.... sweet release....

>>545803430
why is the muzzle flash suspiciously penis shaped

My sister made vegan burgers, they're alright

>>545804315
You should club her to death with a fire iron.

>>545805387
No

>>545803854
More like

>>545806195
>Russian vodka
vittu saatana

>>545807508
*stab*
>"is she dead?"
>"yeh"
>"are you sure?"
>"yep"

>>545807947
>You did it Andrew, you destroyed the essence of change!

>>545814325
What did she mean by this?

>>545814590
She wants a baby ASAP

>>545814590
She is trying to coerce Andrew with their relationship to straighten up his sister. However Andrew doesn't really care about the relationship that much since it's more of a self-flagellation to him, and Ashley is infinitely more important to him than Julia.

>hussy kills the thread
typical

i miss the coffin of andy and leyley. hard to believe that the author would just throw us away like a bloody tampon, yet here we are.

>>545822557
That's weird, Nemlei's cool with me. Sounds more like an issue than an iss-me.

My queen...

>>545804315
Feed her cum burgers

>>545814325
Thank you Andrew...you became a mass murderer for our sake...

>>545770449
>>545770881
>"According to chatgpt"

>>545826381
Wideley known as the cutest. We love Ashpect Leytio.

>>545822557
>nemlei disregarding her fans in order to complete her magnum opus
that's hot?

I could catch Andrew and Ashley in under a week. I'd CSI the fuck outta that house.

Welp, I tried finding the new Baja Blast pie... they were sold out at every location.

Kit9 needs to make a Coffincoin to make money inbetween episodes, especially since episodes are free updates for existing owners of the game.

They're indie devs who are already millionaires due to the game going viral thougbeitdesuwatbdesunoja

>>545744495 (OP)
Had a strange dream that in the next chapter Ashley shrunk. I remember her in-game portrait reflected this with her clothes baggier and portions smaller. I remember Andrew calling her "Tin-ley-ley" as a nickname. It wasn't a pivotal plot point, Ashley was just half her size for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4FJQntF0Wc

This song is fire

>>545829778
Yeah, you ((((definitely)))) didn't post your own song and praise it by calling it "fire."
And no, it sucks.

https://www.fb.com/reel/838486075262507
/calg/, is Delphism being normalised?

>>545835032
very cute

>10 days since last update on SteamDB
I'm fucking tweaking, man. I just want the year to end already, and hopefully we get a release come early spring.

>>545835591
I hope it comes early fall!!!

Fanboys are talking about this "Andy and Leyley" game, they're acting like they're all smart and shit, saying the story is "deep". Nigga, have you played the PS1? That shit's got Final Fantasy 7, that shit way deeper than this "Andy and Leyley" game, I mean what kinda pussy ass title is that? And they're saying this is deep? The only thing deep is the main guy going deep in his sister's ass, cause they're doing inbreeding and shit. Shit, with the PS3 you get all the hunnies, but these PC guys gotta come crying back to they own sister to get a piece, and that ain't ballin' man. That ain't ballin'. People tryna say the PS3's got no games, but if it's free from this shit, I'll buy 3 Triples nigga. That shit's clean. The only good part of this gay ass game is the little demon nigga, but you can't even play as him.

>>545837749
kek

>>545835591
I think we'll get a devlog soon, it's been nearly 6 months since the last one

>>545838551
This is a fallacy.

>>545838597
Your mother fallacied me last night

>>545839484
But she's married, and that's weird!

God bless nemlei

>>545841183
forgot pic fuck

>>545840259
I want to taste her tonsils

Stick.

>>545827923
i heard of those, i bet they taste like a key lime pie, only not dogshit

>>545761841
So long hussy bitches
Farewell floozy sluts
Its a long long way to Episode 4
But my sister's there!

>>545845824
brick

>>545845824
Stickley!

Bricklia!

>>545803437
And then Ashley shoved her face in the sweater.

>>545827198
Depends if you have a reason to CSI that house, every year thousands of people disappear (including children) and no forensic investigation is conducted in their house.

Why does Nemlei hate us

>>545862270
She loves us so much that she's working in her free time for us when she could just retire!

>>545862270
She doesn't. You hate yourself and are projecting this insecurity into a persecution complex.

>>545862620
Cope. Nemlei took our money and ran off, like every other Early Access developer.

>>545862750
Remember, russian roulette is not a singleplayer game.

Nemlei is a good kitty and very cute, almost as cute as my sister, which is extremely impressive considering my sister is the cutest person alive.

Anal?

>>545864324
Gay.

>>545862836
It is if you lose

>>545827012
You would find a rock hot if it hurt you

>>545865914
What getting no bitches does to the average guy.

Ashley will eventually dedicate herself to becoming an inbred breeding sow living barefoot and pregnant out in the country matriarch of a vast tribe.

>>545864324
Grandma Graves' family tradition.

>>545867296
Based but without her becoming a Venus figurine. I like her small skinny look (this has nothing to do with my IRL sister being small and skinny).

>>545864382
>sex with your sister is gay

>>545867868
If you do it the wrong way it's gay.

>>545867304
I'm telling you, ANAL DOESN'T FEEL GOOD. It's only good to sate the fantasies of pornsick perverts. Pussies are literally made to be enjoyed, yet people will choose to fuck the hole that is loose, prone to injury, and full of literal shit.

>>545868341
SHUT UP FAGDREW! I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY 40,000 ???'s TONIGHT!!!

>>545868341
You're wrong

>>545746983
Guilt. I think of her and call out her name when I cum but after that moment of heat passes, terrible dread seizes my heart. I can't make fun of Andrew being a pussy because I do feel the same way about my feelings

>>545873818
Maybe you feel guilty because you're indulging by yourself?

>>545873818
That's not being a pussy, that's being rational
Andrew's a pussy because Ashley very very clearly wants him

>>545864382
Delphic dumper appreciators fact check: FALSE

>>545857448
I don't know Kim. Fairly young couple vanishing without a trace, with both of their cars still parked outside, and none of their jewelry or clothes stolen looks real suspect to me.

We should look into this.

Nemlei is a whore

>>545879924
You're a whore

Every single named coffin character is a whore.

I'm a whore

>>545881359
douglas in particular

>>545744495 (OP)
God Im seriously tempted to start banning all the talk of TCOAAR in my local community. I'm barely tolerating them but I cringe whenever they dare try to treat it like it's a legit What If scenario, not an entirely OOC bullshit catering to Milffags. Now they speculate 'What if Ashley comes back as a villain in the Episode 3 of TCOAAR? Wouldn't that be cool?' and it really triggers me
However I'm only a secondary manager so I can't snuff them out with iron fist even if I want to

>>545879505
If you say so detective

Sistink

>>545883359
>in my local community
What is meant by "local community"? Are you a member of your city council?

>>545881359
Andrew fucks 1000 hussies every 3 pictoseconds when outside of Ashley's supervision

>>545883359
>not filtering all haggots and calling them brown retards
First mistake

>>545884117
Yes. I'm a member of secret shadow council ruling over our country. Delphic revolution soon amigos

>>545883359
>And it really triggers me
What a fucking loser kek

>>545795560
That also might help him understand why she was like that.

*ting ting ting* Now that I have your attention, anons. I’d like to make an announcement.

>>545883359
Just ban it

>>545887902
Why do orientals do that to their faces?

i... i love you, fellow euroanons. just thought you should know.

>>545888706
Wow, thanks? What did I do to deserve such a thing?

>>545887478
I can't believe anon would intentionally starve thons sister

>>545887902
Disgusting. Death to cosplayers.

>>545889303
the many delightful afternoons full of civilised, unforced chatting which follows its natural course, without macacos advertising their shitty hagmod and mutts being generally rude and unpleasant.

>>545883359
Kill them all

>>545832429
Is that fucking Astolfo in the background?

>>545891916
Looks like Astolfo, Megumin, and Nezuno. Not sure what the bottom left is, could be Misaka

>>545804315
Sweet. Sisters cooking food for their brothers is love language

>>545893930
My sister can't cook for shit. I don't consider myself a chef or anything, but compared to her I may as well be.

>>545883359
>what if the problem was the child not the parent
Hagfags are something else.

>>545744495 (OP)
Nice feet

>>545895828
You love to see it

>>545895092
Cooking for her is also very appreciated
Actually, how would Ashley feel if Andrew cooked something and she thought it was delicious?

>>545897652
>>545895828
NEMLEI GIVE US BAREFOOT ASHLEY ONCE MORE PLEEEEASE

Stop posting sistoes i'm in a position where I can't jerk off.

>>545900768
Don't browse /calg/ at work, Dama-nii-nii

>>545900768
why would you jerk off to feet? creep
you should admire them instead

>>545901642
Yeah I'll admire them penisly

I will never understand footfaggotry, worshipping a girl's feet is probably the most omega male thing you can do.

>>545904689
>worshipping
I always wonder where you guys find these words

>>545904901
Feet are the lowest part of the body, doing anything to someone's feet is inherently submissive and humiliating because you have to bow down. It's more submissive than eating pussy.

>>545904634
Is she pregnant in this picture?

>>545905286
>you have to bow down
Wait, are you imagining a guy bent over like he's touching his toes just to kiss a girls?
That's pretty good

>>545905286
>arguing with fetishists
never do this, it'll just piss you off.

>>545884117
Imagine a city full of /calg/ers

>>545905954
>Hey, Mike!
>Ben! How're the nephkids?
>A handful. How's the sisterwife?
>Well, we just got siblingmarried a month ago so you know how it is.
>Been staying hydrated?
>I keep a watercooler next to the bed!
>Attaboy! Hey you have a good one big dawg.
>You too, sisterfucker.

>>545905286
>thinks his actual moral standing is lowered when he literally geometrically lowers himself
>thinks the latter is even necessary to interact with somebody's feet

>>545906517
I unironically think that fetishists are morally bankrupt, but whatever this is a Coffin general.

>>545906839
Like I said, never argue with them. They're brainrotted, it's not productive.

>>545906839
>fetishists are morally bankrupt
This is an incest general, newfag

>>545905286
south of the border...

>>545907131
Yes?

I almost forgot to post it this year

muh sportsball

>>545907131
It was never about fetishism, it was about loving your sibling for who they are (and because you have no other options) (your sibling is not actually an option)

That boy ain't right...

>>545908758
What exactly is the difference between fetishism and loving something/someone for what/who they are?

>>545908936
>what is the difference between a sexual paraphilia and liking somebody
completely unserious person

>>545909012
Andrew doesn't know the answer.

>>545905286
Good thing oral sex isn't submissive then.

>>545909012
Just say you don't know and are just using the terms as a value judgement

>>545909086
It's very submissive, if you get on your knees you're in omega male territory and if you do it on a bed it's still submissive-coded but not as bad.

>>545909169
>explain this extremely obvious difference to me because I want to drag you into a pointless argument
>but if you don't explain the obvious difference between liking somebody and my dick getting hard when I see toes I will accuse YOU of being the ignorant one

>>545909257
There is nothing in evolution that makes knees submissive, you are just a retard lmao.

>let me invent a person to reply to rather than have a good faith conversation
>I am so smart
I should've known better

>>545909417
>evolution
lol

Does this count as a coffintune?

>>545909474
I cannot imagine trying to engage seriously with someone pretending to not understand things.

>>545909804
I... I can't hear anything

>>545909012
>sexual paraphilia
Paraphilia is inherently sexual, dumbass.

>>545744495 (OP)
Mogged by Renee

>>545909903
It's the sound of Andrew playing PS5 games after escaping the coffin.
I meant to post this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px4lxwv8k0Y

>>545910253
What possesses artists to never draw Douglas x Renee?

>>545910550
I think it's a little too much to be a coffintune. The songs in game don't have much going on because they're BGM. But it's still nice

>>545910765
Terminal projection of fatherlessness. Such is life south of the equator.

>>545910765
They're self-insert haggots.

>>545910765
Some do.

>>545910908
My heroes

>>545910765
What possesses artists to never draw Douglas x Ashley?

>>545911945
>handsome father
>and beautiful mother
There's no joke if you play it straight like that

>>545912216
I'm sorry, was there meant to be a joke? Were we not meant to appreciate the beauty of siblings creating new life? Is that not the highest moral pursuit?

>>545912683
It's funny when married people call each other stupid

>>545912683
Sorry anon we're not allowed to appreciate cute and nice things.

>>545909794
So what appeal to authority are you trying to make by calling it submissive, if not an appeal to evolution?

>>545913117
>Please, please take my argument seriously! I need you to debate me on this!

/calg/ is an imoutoes genny

>>545913509
Canon't image, opinion discredited.

>>545913219
You're the one who chimed in unprompted to make some retarded podcast talking point. If you think your incessant stupidity is even remotely relevant to /calg/, then surely you should be able to explain yourself?

>>545913590
Ok, fine
/calg/ is a domestic abuse genny

>>545913828
delphn't image, opinion discredited.

>>545913906
Delphism or canonicity, make up your mind

>>545914092
>these things are mutually exclusive
You're simply not going to make it.

>>545910765
Jealousy of my GOAT.

>>545914228
They're certainly not equal in the game I played

What possesses artists to never draw the Graves being happy together?

>>545915380
The fact that it's not just "not canon" but actively anti-canon.

>>545915380
>Posts an example of an artist doing exactly that

What possessed my brother?

>>545913828
It's sad that bruising your little sister is considered normal older brother behaviour

>>545916041
I actually did that once. I've started to really regret how mean I was to her when we were kids. I might write her a letter about it, but without her thinking it's a suicide note

>>545916041
Is it okay if I bruised my older sister once

>>545916041
True. You should never leave bruises, especially not on the face where everyone can see them.

So, thread #500 next year?

>go on Twitter
>look under #tcoaal
>latest
>retarded normies and minors complaining about game's existence
>shit haggot and seld insert fanart
>bunnycleaver
>latin Americans
>faggots
Why is this game's fanbase and image a total fucking plague except for here?

>>545916294
>>545918335
Ehh once is ok, they have to learn about men's strength

>>545920091
>open the trash can
>find trash

>>545920091
>dead dove do not open

>>545895092
Same anon, I genuinely enjoy making her real meals rather than the artificial slop she usually eats.

>>545920091
>go on Twitter
there's your problem, retard

>>545920489
>>545895092
>>545900131
Feed your sisters so they are nice and cuddly, with full breasts (not perverted) to boot!

https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1987575224444071983/
https://files.catbox.moe/h4i8il.jpg

>>545922692
>twitter link AND catbox link
You get it, this is how it should be
Even if I'm not a bushfag

>>545915673
It's called post nut clarity.

>>545879467
Hell yeah
>slaps sister's ass

>>545905954
>>545906358
Their local dialectal adds "bro-" and "sis-" before every noun and verb, and sometimes "-fag" at the end.
>Well-bro-come to /calg/
>The second sismatter of the brocode is that all siblings are created sisqual (except stepfags and halffags)

>>545924353
Not me, I like bush.

>>545907417
I noticed Nemlei is going with a more detailed artstyle in the latest chapters, in particular for side profiles. Does it mean anything, or is it just art evolution and the earliest cgs being done quickly?

>>545929550
I think she's taking more time because she has it. Remember that development was going to slow down before Chapter 2

>>545865914
maybe if nemlei hurt me with the rock

>>545929632
Yeah, it makes sense since it began as an entry in a game jam.

>>545929550
It depends on the intended tone of the scene too. You can see this really clearly going through the tower scene cgs, most of them have about the same level of detail as the earlier episodes, but a few of them get more cartoony or realistic depending on the intended tone. Compare this...

>>545929550
It depends on the intended tone of the scene too. You can see this really clearly going through the tower scene cgs, most of them have about the same level of detail as the earlier episodes, but a few of them get more cartoony or realistic depending on the intended tone. Compare this

>>545931414
to this...

>>545931071
LOL! Lololol!
>>545931414
>>545931683
Nemlei is an artistic genius. A true visionary

>>545756474
nomorashii...

>>545931683
To this happier one. It's pretty clever I thought.

He's not gonna make it...

there is another rpgmaker game called hylics. its creator doesn't let people make mods, fangames, or any other kind of fan content for it, other than drawings or animations, and he enforces it as much as he can, so you'll find next to no unofficial content on the internet. i initially thought he was a stuck up asshole who gatekeeps his own game and refuses to let it become anything other than what he had in mind, but as time passes, i understand and respect his decision more and more.
kitnine should've done the same. modders are the scum of any game's community and should not be allowed to fester and pervert the author's vision. that way, we wouldn't have hagmod receiving the attention it does not deserve. we wouldn't have had a hagmod to begin with. and i guarantee that the community would've been at least moderately healthier.

>>545932231
Pretty subtle changes but they work really well.

>>545933584
It's the sheer number of them that surprises me. I just don't get what they see in it.

>>545933584
>there is another rpgmaker game called hylics. its creator doesn't let people make mods, fangames, or any other kind of fan content for it
Pure autism

>>545933584
>kitnine

>>545936701
Dunno, the creator of Hylics is jewish so maybe it's that

>>545937617
He has the same autism as the creator of Teaching Feeling, except that person is an asian who will block you on twitter if you draw fan art. He's also very lazy and a tranny.

Ashley really went "Literally WHAT did he mean by this??"

Drunk tickle fight with your sister just trust me, you won't even realize how fast you had 3 inbred kids (whom Ashley not Leyley will love).

>>545937834
The Jew or the Chink?

>>545936701
is it, though? he understands that modders are subhuman and should not be allowed to have it their way.
ever wondered why coffin was made in rpg maker mv and not mz? why there hasn't been a single popular game in mz despite being out for five years, and why people still choose mv, which is a decade old by now? it's because some degenerate mv modder tried to sell plugins, then got butthurt when some russian guy distributed them at a discount. he was pretty popular in the rpg maker community, and had an insider give him access to mz before it was released so he, and a group of his friends, could develop plugins and have them ready before mz even released. he succeeded, and now has a monopoly on mz plugins and sells them for quite a bit of money. he has butt buddies all over what's left of the rpg maker community, so if you talk shit about him anywhere, you get banned. this essentially contributed to the demise of the rpg maker community, and now it is a mere husk of what it used to be.
this is why the hagmod degenerates should not be allowed to continue. but alas, no one's wiling to fight back. take one look at coffin's subr*ddit with a burner account and you will understand that the cancer has spread.

>>545939891
How can a man be in so much denial

>>545910253
Hummina

last I checked the newest ep was the one where andrew becomes a wifebeater
anything new since then? whats next on the menu?
continuation of the wifebeater route, lovey dovey route or sigma gosling route where ashley gets shafted?

>>545943493
Play the game, or more ideally, jump off a bridge faggot.

>>545943842
rude

We fucking suck

>>545944152
At least you have your brother.

>>>/v/725411883
>ashley in 15th and renee in 83rd place
hagniggers on suicide watch rn

>>545933584
>more hagmod seethe
I miss the writefags so fucking much...

>>545947259
Anyone who brings it up out of the blue is assumed to be the writer shilling his garbage.

>>545950074
The three words that best describe Julia are as follows: bitch, dumpster, bitch.

>>545950074
The three words that best describe Julia are as follows: sweet, cute, dull.

>>545947372
Never forget how their current lead Boneyard was in a server with Will, a known theif and groomer.

>>545951346
okay but I don't really care about retarded offsite drama beyond it spilling over here.

>>545951427
Just saying, these people are total scum who hate the game(they're on record admitting this multiple times) yet they've duped a sizeable chunk of the playerbase into supporting their shit mod.

>>545951817
Anon, you're talking about a reddit moderator for a video game subreddit, grooming is a default assumption. I already have to see enough sub-equatorial shenanigans when he (they?) come here to troll the thread because it bruised some galactic-scale egos, hence why I just assume by default that anybody who talks about the shitmod or any auxiliary drama is almost certainly part of that cabal and is trying to start shit by concern trolling (or just regular trolling).

Think about it, you could be talking about Julia RIGHT NOW

>>545952740
Julia is the unsalted boiled potato of women.

>>545952396
I think he's merely bringing it up because It involves a good chunk of where this game is discussed. Though I also concede that it's probably better just to ignore it. Ironically, those retards are better at self destruction than any potential a-logging /calg/ could do. Overtime, a good chunk of people are going to recognize it for what it is: total capeshit.

>>545952892
Who doesn't love potato?

Potatos? I prefer melons, personally.

>>545952892
>20 years old
>capable of love
>thin
>good looking
>pleasant to be around
>Christian
>cares for your happiness, not just her own

Julia is a precious treasure

nigger

>>545953223
DAAAAAAYYYUUUUM AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH

>>545953223
Damn, look at the sisters on that sister!

>>545953608
>>545953632
Sistertitties are best titties

I miss the guy that would post this every thread. I hope he's okay

Andy, the bitch brigade is shitting up the thread again

>>545954708
Ashley is a cat, granted, but the amount of smug cat aura she's emanating in this is off the charts.

>>545909257
This insecure performative masculinity is gay. "Male-to-male transsexual" shit.

>>545955134
>resurrecting a long-dead argument
I know what you are

Julia isn't dull.

You horny morons just love women that would ruin your lives.

No one asked, faggot nigger.

>>545955548
Ashley wouldn't be life ruining beyond the baggage that comes with blood relatives getting frisky. In fact I firmly believe the people who say that want a woman who will "ruin their life" is a fucking idiot. Unrelated, but I also think you're an idiot.

She's perfect

>>545955739
Ashley freaks out about everything and can't play nice for shit

>>545955353
>I know what you are
Someone who just woke up. And it's not an argument, it's adding to the piling on of a retard.

>>545955881
Based. Total hussy death.

>>545955836
Ashley is in an extremely precarious position, Teenshley is an example of what she's like when she's relatively comfortable, which is to say fairly calm and collected.

>https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/history/
DAY 11, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 11!

>>545959480
>The "T" stands for, "Taking your sister's virginity."

https://x.com/_Aldael_/status/1987633967890366905/photo/1
https://files.catbox.moe/889vd1.jpeg
Coochley

>>545961115
That's cute. Also holy fucking puffy.

Every night, I go to bed thinking of Julia. I hug my pillow and pretend it's her. We lay next to each other. I tell jokes, and she giggles. I roll her on top and feel her body weight against mine. I lay her back on her side and cuddle her close, stroking her hair and feeling her chest rise and fall as she breathes. Sometimes we share a sleepy kiss. I love her so much. I desperately wish she was real

>>545963927
Maybe it's time to start dating, anon. And don't forget to take your pills...

>>545963927
That's weird, because I go to bed every night wondering what would happen if slowly over the course of a decade you replaced your brain with a computerized equivalent piece-by-piece, and whether or not you'd still be your "self" in a physical and metaphysical sense.

>>545964109
You're not wrong. I really need to see a psychiatrist soon. Pretend conversations with Julia account for almost all of my "socialization", if it can even be called that, outside of 4chan. I'm profoundly lonely, and dreaming of Julia is really the only thing that helps even a little
>>545964171
I think if it was gradual, you would still be "you". After all, the brain is just a series of electrical connections and chemicals. If you could make a machine that was able to replicate your specific brain, you'd be intact.

>>545964171
>man of theseus

>>545963927
This but Renee

>>545965312
You Will Never Be Doug

>>545966072
But he is Doug

Mood rn

>if my mods knew better they would ban this guy on sight, liek hawnestly
>liek I honestly hate playin callah doody but its the only thing that makes me money
>chair squeak
>mawds ban Julia, shes just a trol an makin funna me, liek hawnestly
>I got me a pepsi, some zaxbys, andrew said he's coming home late from work today, life is good
>no, andrew isn't getting railing a hussie. Matta a fact get banned dood, reel tawk
>see homeboy talkin shit but I bet you he don't know what a predicate is
>oh my fuckin LORD dood how the fuck did he capture C?
>liek the reason why I died there was because he's using meta weapons and shit, he would've never got that kill if he used a DMR like I did
>no, its not because my aim is trash.....mawds ban that guy
>where is my team?!
>pushing B pushing B pushing B-OH MY FUCKIN LORR DUDE
>throws controller
>stream abruptly ends

>>545933584
Would you disallow even the 4:3 aspect ratio mod?

>>545963927
>desperately wish she was real
were real*

>>545947037
When does voting begin?

>>545947037
Total. Sister. Victory!

>>545967204
inaccurate, fatley would be a sweetheart

>haggots lost a poll
>mod creators are digging their own grave
it's never been a better time to be a siscon

hey /calg/, so... I've managed to cop a feel from my sister (we live in an apartment together. Don't ask why)

She was understandably pissed and gave me the cold shoulder for the rest of the day. But since then, she's been wearing this skimpy clothing around the house. I swear I did it only to fuck with her to see how she'd react. But now I'm genuinely a little scared. What do I do?

>>545970068
>it's never been a better time to be a siscon
I would argue that in the age of information and surveillance, it's never been worse. That's why when I become president and institute the delphocracy all individuals emitting cherenkov radiation will be exiled to Botswana promptly after tonguing my anus. Haggots will face the firing squad.

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

Imagine how bad Julia smells

>>545971818
She probably just smells like basic soap.

>>545971654
What do those runes say?

>>545971654
>casually lipmogs Hilde

I was on erome and this chick censored her face with Ashley

>>545972719
>I was on erome
Gonna stop you right there. KYS coomer.

>>545972941
Masturbating to porn is literally wasting perfectly good jizz that could be in or on your sister.

>>545972941
>coomer
Only the highest degree of faggots would think this is any kind of insult. "Everyone should be a sexually pent up moral puritan" is hands down the lamest, gayest, most unfun philosophy to adopt as part of your personality.

>>545973892
>Everyone should be a sexually pent up moral puritan
Where's the lie?

>>545973892
You should be blowing massive sticky wads into your sister, not into a tissue.

>>545973892
>gooning good because
>because
>b-because it just is, okay?!

>>545975060
While people take it way too far, there's nothing wrong with manually unclogging the pipes if you don't have a sister to do it for you. It helps prevent some downright bad choices.

>>545975060
Hey look, its a typical tcoaar developer.

Ashley picked up a job with Doug.

>>545975638
No, this is

>>545975906
kek

Is queen of /v/ voting in session?

>Pretty woman, stop a while~
>Pretty woman, talk a while~
>Pretty woman, give your smile to me~
>Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah~
>Pretty woman, look my way~
>Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me~
>Cause I need you, I'll treat you right~
>Come with me, baby, be mine tonight~

>>725439316
These /v/ niggas are psychotic as hell.

>>545939891
>>545941174
If Ashley said that after a kiss I'm willing to bet that Andrew's backpedaling self-sabotaging tendencies would kick in and he'd try to play it of as a joke.

How many more months of snail pace /calg/ are we going to get?

>>545985980
Hopefully a ton. FUCK daily /calg/ bakes.

I have a schizo theory: Valentine's day falls on Saturday the 14th, 2026.... Friday the 13th is the day before... Something tells me this will be. significant day for us.

>>545986083
Correct opinion. Slow clug best clug.

Episode 4 is coming out at Midnight on February 13th, 2026. Calling it now.

>official Nemlei merch power rankings
1. ??? plush
2. NemCat plush
3. Ashley's "Princess" shirt
4. Power gap
999. NGN Christmas tree decos.

>>545986741
>>545987064
From time 3a was ready to release until today: 375 days. If Valentine's Day theory is correct: 471 days from October 31st, 2024. You're telling me it's taken well over a year to produce something, that somehow, is half the length of Episode 3a? I'm suspecting they've just begun developing burial. If so, we're not going to hear from them potentially for another year minimum. If NOT, welp.... how long should we wait before we can safe for certain we got scammed, or if something else happened?

>>545987206
What kind of merch would Nemlei even make? I'd kill for a beanie or a hoodie, personally.

>>545988237
Plushies are the easiest option.

>>545988237
Hyper realistic Ashley and Andrew fleshlights.

Yeah Andrew, you totally hated Leyley

>>545951346
Never forget that he is also on the /calg/ containment discord

>>545953315
She lost her virginity to an emo who was thinking about someone else.

>>545961115
Is that their daughter on the background?

>>545968891
She would be a great mom

>>545987206
They're gonna sell power gaps??

>>545987206
Where's the jars of Noelle piss?

>>545988095
If /ksg/ can make it to 4k threads despite not having any content since about 2013/2015, then we will too. Trust the plan.

>>545991082
She was his responsibility, if they took her away from him it's like he failed as a parent.

>>545988095
I hope it isn't another long drive situation

>>545993258
Is that why he's so assmad about people criticizing his game on Twitter? LMAO

>>545993258
There's a /calg/ discord?

>>545998630
Apparently it's shit. To be honest, you're better off not even bothering with Shitcord in general.

I miss her

>>545999029
All things considering, she didn't even get that fat.

>>545999209
>she didn't even get that fat.

>>>/g/107161296
Coffin containment breach

>>545950074
The cutest little Jew.

>>546001742
Honestly, everyone in this game is pretty cute

>>546002652
E-even Warden-san?

>>546006682
ESPECIALLY Warden-san

>Riddle me this, Ashley
>And answer me quick
>Who says they're sane, but cuts off their dick?

>>546009432
>HAGGOTS!

>>546010910
She lives...

>>546010910
BLMlei

>>545998973
If any /calg/ discord users are here send me the link. Id love to join

Lately I've had trouble coming up with things to post

>>546013920
Why is Lately speaking to herself

>>546013920
You have no idea what a huge issue this was in Summer 2023.
>Thread a week old
>Getting approximately one fan art every 1-2 days, which was already posted
>Last post in the thread was 1 hour 20 minutes ago
>It is your previous page 10 bump
>The one before that is from 3 hours ago
>It is also your previous page 10 bump
But still, we persevered.

>>546013920
Ashley would get banned and then bitch to Andrew about the jannies

>>546016518
Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written

Here's something I doodled anons

>>546017326
Noooooooooo Julia, don't cry!

>>546020105
>Tries
Kyoot!

Uuuuu~

>>546021870
Leyley on her period is too precious

>>546016518
>>546016707
Not an uncommon occurrence in some gens. You get used to it.

>>546022060
Juliabros...

>>546017326
Ashley's tinyley is cute.

>>546029857
The true villain is Nemlei

>>546029912
c'mon man..

>>546017326
Cute

>>546029912
TRVKE

>>546017326
Nice art. Also me on the far right.

>>546029857
the TRUE villian is society
and yet, we live in one...

Which of you are posting in the /g/ thread?

>>546033340
None of us.

What is delphism?

>>546035050
A miserable pile of sisterfucking.

>>546035050
You need to reach 33rd degree to achieve wisdom.

>>546033340
Use case for incest?

>>546036151
Building tight-knit clans.

>>546022060
Would Ashley rape Julia

>>546037609
Women can't rape. If she had a dick? Maybe.

Andrew won't learn empathy until he's 30.

>>546036151
>amplifying desirable recessive traits
>poor or few options for mate selection
>keeping property consolidated
>wanting to

>>546038508
He feels pity for Julia in high school and probably for Ashley as well.

https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1987862486461383037
https://files.catbox.moe/te8quq.jpg

>>546039116
kek

>>546017326
I love you

>>545998630
>>545998973
>>546012427
>>546013176
I was scared I was going to be told to kill myself on the spot because that used to (rightfully) happen whenever I mention something I got from the contaiment discord (because it means I have set foot there). But the replies made me realize just how many newestfags are here now... The Great Replacement is REAL /calg/.

>>546030806
>me on the far right
Oh my god me too!!

>>546035050
deLURKphisMOAR

>Some days, my dear Julia, I don't think those coolies even deserve the British Raj.
>No, mother dearest, I was not cavorting with Ashley. How absurd. You know my heart belong only to Julia.

>>546040713
Mama and Papa Graves aren't evil like that, they will love their inbred kids. A ritualposter told me so.

>>546044837
>heart belong only
Fucking hell, speaking of the Raj. The ESL was inside me all along.

>>546044595
You're not edgy.

>>546045249
You lost BTW.

>>546037718
>Women can’t rape
Explain shots n such route

>>546046724
Andrew consented

>>546046724
They don't have boundaries.

>>546045249
Correct, he's actually in the majority.

>>546052659
Actual Ashley fans:
>Loyal woman

>>546051935
I'm fine letting peasants enjoy their blue collar humor and larping as the losers of a major war, it's just that when they break containment they're as annoying as vegans.

>>546052842
Hey man, whatever you need to tell yourself to feel superior, that's the important part here.

>>546052842
Trannies are about to be banned from the olympics btw
You lost.

What you got there, Doug?

>>546054004
See man, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. If you're going to counter-troll, please learn how to do it. You're supposed to give them the rope and let them hang themselves, not meet the retard on equal footing in a blind slap fight.

>>546054246
YWNBAW

please stop fighting, my friends, and post cute pics of siblings, hussies and DOUG.

>>546055254
You've made a critical error: hussies and doug are not cute. Hags aren't cute either.

>>546040713
Red hair and big titties is quite literally the greatest combination in the world.

>>546055347
>Douglas
>Not cute

>>546055934
Correct.

reneemaxxing

>>546056025
>t. balding jeet with three chins and crooked teeth

>>546056838
You're clearly upset.

>>546056956
don't badmouth my man Doug like that, he's had enough.

>>546057080
He's dead, Jim.

>>546057148
not in my heart, he isn't.

Holy shit I just made a lame wordplay joke, why does it have to become material to derail the thread immediately

>>546057480
I thought it was funny, but I don't have a ten-foot metal rod as a permanent fixture in my rectum.