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stellerice

>>545896075 (OP)
TB belongs to Herta

Cyrene is literally me

ANAXAGORAS SEX GAY SEX

>Bronya is both Belebog and Bloodflame
>Bloodflame is mostly because of her mom, who she summons.
That's neat.

>>545896282
C&C

Momo...

Why did they gimp Castorice so much in CW?

>>545896453
Too strong in the rest of the game

Luxury pulls of 3.x
>Aglaea
>Cipher
>Hysilens
>Cyrene
>Evernight
>Mydei

Gigameta pulls of 3.x
>Castorice
>Phainon
>Anaxa
>Tribbie (E1)
>Cerydra
>Dan PT (free)
>Hyacine (and cone)
>Herta

All in the gigameta are T0 monsters who elevate their DPS/are DPS

The "Real March" was Ouroboros
She devoured the entire universe and then she becomes Fuli (Ouroboros is an infinite cycle)
Our March is a fragment of Real March
Mythus also born from Fuli like Evernight born from Real March

>>545896552
>Cerydra

>>545895021
>mfw we will never get a villain this good
The closest we've gotten is Otto Apocalypse and that's not here.

>>545896223
Genuine question: is there anything in-game that support TB x Herta? I'm saying this as someone who enjoy Herta/Ruan Mei/TB threesomes

>>545896613
Cerydra is very OP especially with Phainon and Anaxa (two of the strongest DPS) using them with and without Cerydra is night and day

>>545896453
your team has hundreds of thousands of HP

Herta: Star Rail

>>545896603
March is a piggy

>>545896453
My Castorice runs are consistently solid though.
But you NEED her.

Also if you ever did old SU modes with Abundance path, you'd realize why her cost is significantly delayed with all the buffed healers.

>>545896728
How? My Bloodflame team only has around 25 - 30k hp.

>>545896720
>Cerydra is very OP

When do 4.0 dripleaks happen? Constance was around October 13th so isnt it just a couple days?

>>545896552
Evernight is a meta pull because she is the only one that can replace TB, a core to the team.

Cyrene GODDAMN flopped

>>545896552
You can also just look at the main push pulls, which are for the two main push teams
>Tribbie
>Castorice
>Hyacine
>Phainon
>Cerydra
>Evernight
>Dan (free)
>Cyrene

Cerydra is very OP

>>545896820
You don’t own Cerydra + Phainon and Anaxa don’t you?

>>545896827
28 November

>>545896552
Hysilens E1 push DoT further than Herta can push eruditionbricks.
E0 Herta is a brick.
E0S1 Hysilens DoT is still good and usable.
>Cerydra and Dan
lol

>>545896827
anon drip is in the second half

>>545896552
>Made more luxury pulls and reruns than meta pulls
>Only meta I pulled was Hyacine, her cone, and tribbie albeit at e0
Lol

>>545896949
I forgot it isnt monthly, but patchly
FUCK

>>545896714
The past couple of events with her exposed her as a big tsundere and trusts TB a lot
Still more to work with than 90% of yuriships

>>545896790
My Hyacine actually can't solo sustain in CW because Ica drains all his HP and dies lol.

>>545896464
BWC slaves

No Remembrick team can be as f2p as this. Cerydra is slept upon, theres a reason she’s T0
https://youtu.be/OmFtaIT4JxE?si=nTSWq5NGYifxnuTV

>>545896652
But why does life slumber?

>>545897058
CW is weird
Caloric Overload can have Hyacine be the main carry for half the game at Gold rank

>>545896935
happy? cerydra is still garbage
>>545897125
>3.5
lol lmao

>>545896827
They’ll drip the week of the 3.8 stream which is when we’ll likely get the first teaser, same thing happened last year

Total Madam Herta love

>>545897157
That's a very difficult question

>>545896552
How the fuck is Evernight a luxury pull

>>545897221
You just suck at the game
>>545897342
Evernight is not necessary

>>545897478
>Why do birds fly

>>545897447
>You just suck at the game
no argument

>>545896992
>>DoT
E1 Hysilens + E1 Tribbie jobs to E0 Herta + E0 Tribbie

3.7 was so boring that i started speedreading
was the other trailblazer supposed to be akivili, or was pompom supposed to be akivili

>>545896552
Live luxuriously

>>545896552
>Anaxa
>Giga meta

>>545897548
>2 cycles
>BR
Argument invalid.

>>545897548
>can’t 3 star with that team
Yeah you just suck lmao

>>545897548
>2 cycles
You do suck, apparently.

>>545897629
Anaxa has been low cost 0 cycling ever since he released barring like 1 or 2 times

>>545897560
>pure meme
get new material, this is embarrassing.

>clear with stars with 1 or 2 cycles instead of 0
>Hurr you suck
You metatrannies are fucking insufferable

>>545897658
blind man....
>>545897682
you do more i guess

Anaxa and Phainon are very f2p friendly which is why they’re gigameta. One of their key teammates is free (Dan PT). Only Phainon might need his LC, Anaxa on the other hand runs perfectly through event LC

>>545897682
easier to win in the gacha than to get the gear that makes those meme runs possible lol

How much does cerydra help seele?

ngl the awful shakespearean slophoreus dialogue in 3.7 was so bad that it made me forgive paimon as a character

>>545897860
>. One of their key teammates is free

>>545897972
actual truth nuke
if you've ever tried to replicate these rotations you'd see how close they are
you need the exact substats, exact speeds, exact cones to replicate them

>>545897824
DDD is not gonna give you -2 cycles retard. You suck.

>>545896712
They need to give the final boss an actual personality and self instead of being this big monster that shows up on the last 20 minutes

The absolute downplaying of anaxa's meta relevance while also lambasting herta's in the meta has to be studied
No it doesn't it's because he's a male

>>545898042
Yup wuwajeet, not everything in HSR is paypiggy, some characters run perfectly with low investment. Exodia on the contrary is a high maintenance team

Is Mydei actually good and I just didn't know it or is this CW just buffing him to hell and back...?

Why does even fucking? You NIGGERS clear with three stars anyway

>>545897327
Hi herta anon! how are you doing???

>>545898118
at least they dont have the cas symbol of death

>>545897993
He baneposts

>>545898195
Anaxa is meta for meme 0-cycle sustainless runs. Now with Cyrene he's reached his absolute peak but once the bosses hit a bit harder or get a bit more HP, the rotations become impossible

>>545898207
Did you have him on or off field because he moves crazy fast off field

Will Stelle's newest boyfriend be the first of the Amphoreus cast to become real?

>>545898280
everyone has cas thoughever

>>545898194
this is it, this is peak

>>545897629
Anaxa with any ATK buffer + AAer can easily clear any content right now
Hell you don't even need an ATK buffer, I'm pretty sure tribbie is only slightly worse than robin for him in AOE content.

>>545898420
so true lil herta

>>545898404
Who cares? She'll be dumping him for her new pepeshi boyfriend Opal in 4.x

>/hsrg/ keeps telling me that I NEED Hyacine's cone
>I still can clear endgame without trouble with my full Remembrance team at E0S0

Reminds me why I NEED (emphasis on NEED) it again?

>>545898280
Miss Herta is a peerless gem

>>545896714
Herta has been slowly warming up to TB since the start of the game, it's honestly one of the few well done relationships in the game even if you don't think it's romantic.

>>545898329
>he'll be bad in the future
That's not the point he's good now

>>545898207
Mydei is not bad, he just needs investment

HSR for this feeling?

>>545898528
hyacine poster are not ready for her to be garbage in 4.x, she is going to age way to bad since she is sp heavy with dmg in a powercreep game

>>545898563
if you're into sustainless 0-cycle meme runs yes

>Caelus has a line for every Chrysos Heir
>No line for his dying girlfriend
Why is Firefly's life so miserable?

>>545898664
How does it show the face in the glass when she's positioned behind the metal part?

love naxer

>>545898694
>sp heavy
would be a shame if we were heading to a SP slurp meta

>>545898404
He's in the book with everyone else so no. They'll all become real at the same time.

>>545898420
I'm never rolling her, i'll evernight on a rerun though

>>545898726
Because he is more attached to the Chrysos Heirs

>>545898367
Fat fuck/Bronya/Castorice/Mydei on field;
Evil March, Robin, Jingliu, Fugue and Blade off.

The maluses was doing damage -> you take damage (thus Blade carried me first two planes) and the dying freezese you. Mydei ended around 70k HP w/ Fat Fuck's buff and I don't recall the rest. This was enemy difficulty 45. I needed Fugue so I could break things and not die.

>>545898658
Hm, I kinda regret sleeping on him because he was male then.

>>545898768
falling for sparkle shit again

>>545898741
Please tell me you're joking

>>545898420
Trvke

>>545898726
She'll get an SP fireflybro trust

>>545898528
It makes your life much easier

>Mydei is the only Chrysos Heir I'm missing

Let's say I roll for him to finish the set. What am I in for?

>>545898726
Elio says Firefly will never win

>>545899026
auto shit

Mem sex!

>>545898194
why don't we have stuff like this, bwos?

guys how do I cheese currency war the quickest for the jades and dip? I want to be done with it asap I don't care about rankings...

>>545898256
I am fine, how are you? Did you need something?

>>545898893
No I'm not going to tell you that now

>>545899026
Looking at the most beautiful face of Amphoreus everyday

>>545899125
>tasteless whore shit
why would you want that is the real question

I miss Seele and Jingyuan

why is this game so trash?

>>545899152
I'm OK. and not really, just saying hi!!!!!

>>545899224
His time in the sun will be arriving soon, scro

>>545899143
Get to whatever the rank is and put together the teams needed. You don't have to clear, just activate.

Good fucking luck, it's still goign to be a grind for all 23 of them.

Alternativel, don't care about it, work an extra shift at your McDs job and get the "reward" that way instead.

>52 hours
This is when you realize the story could've been half the duration and retain most of its quality, assuming we had good writers of course.

>>545899428
>i want less game, actually

>>545898207
Mydeis E1 is very strong despite people downplaying it

>>545899415
Wife

>>545899428
>52 hours
and how long is a whole summary?
assuming someone did it by now

Is it just me or does CW hand you Mydei cards crazy often as your starters

>>545899428
I enjoyed every second of it, if it were me, it could've been 100+ hours

>>545899309
Ah I see, well, hello. Hope everything's going alright.

Why is Hysilens messaging me while drunk

>>545899437
Me on the left

It's a date, Mydeimos.

I love knowing that not a single female character cares about Phainon, Mydei, Anaxa, or Dan Heng. That is how a game that panders to (Me) should be.

>>545899648
She loves (You) and is a needy fish wife

>>545899582
It's a propagada, Mydeimos

>>545899494
over 90% of the amphoreus "story content" is equivalent to watching shaoji take a shit

Dot hags shit on this game mode

>>545899428
people say this for books that are 600 pages instead of 300 so it's not really a point, you just don't want to read

Kafka LOVE!

I love Madam Herta so much

>>545899648
Why does anyone text someone when they're drunk? Because she's thinking about (You) and wants to talk to (You), dummy.

>>545899494
Must be ZZZ player

I'm a returning player. Anyone want to share their invite code so we get some extra jades? That's how it works, right? Or do I have to share my code idk

>>545899751
Isn't she supposed to be nihility?

>>545899520
>Castorice didn't even try to get a hug from TB in 3.7
damn March is brutal lol.

Amphoreus sucked so much

>>545899026
WARE KOSO FUNSOU

>>545899852
Cute!

>>545899939
You use someone else's code and paste it in-game in the returner menu.

>>545899939
GE6ZUCW3WN

>>545899939
GEBL84KLWN

Why don't the people who constantly shit about the story and say how much they hate it just quit the game? It's not gonna get better and if you don't enjoy it now you won't enjoy it in the future either.

>its not gonna get better

Shartoji is LEAVING

>>545900183
bro have you SEEN the other honkai writers. one is an actual tranny (pic), and the other one shat out luofuslop.

>>545900183
Proof?

I want you to imagine a /hsrg/ who unironically like Cyrene (instead of liking her ironically)

>>545900286
ngl he looks cute af

Dan...

>>545900183
lmao

>>545899582
I can't complain because he usually carries me in the first plane

>>545900286
I look like this

>>545900286
I'd date her

>>545900286
Would bang.

>>545900183
And limengan is coming in kek

>>545900415
Cassiewife won tiktok

>>545900286
Limengan looks like THIS??

>>545900286
Shaoji is also like this btw, he introduced himself as "Roasted Chicken Girl" back when he started and used a female avatar.

>>545900573
the one in the pic is fanchuan. pic related is him before his transition

>>545900592
>"Roasted Chicken Girl"
lava chicken chan...?

>>545900286
So we know that Shaoji self-inserts using Shartlysia. Limengan uses Yaestinker. Who the fuck is this and who does he use? Also, who's Fat Xiao's self-insert? I assume all of those hacks have one

>>545900806
Neuvilette

Trianne, Trinnon, Cerydra and Hylilens won't get resurrected or something? We didn't take them into the book.

>>545900806
>Who the fuck is this and who does he use?
Schrödinger I think? or durandal. He's the science technobabble writer in hi3 that wrote that games part 1 final (hated) and other notorious arcs.

>>545899428
Imagine wasting 52 hours of Shaoji slop instead play these two masterpieces?

>>545900885
They're all in the eternal page

>>545900286
Cute

Should i take E1 Tribbie on her Third rerun? I had her on e0 since 3.0.

>>545896223
>>545896714
Herta is nice to TB, Ruan Mei, and Stephen.

Conclusion: Herta is a pedo groomer.

Why are you people falling for fake news, if Fatty Xiao wasn’t kicked for Fontoilet and Natlan, you think Shaoji will for Penacony and Amphoreus? (Which are the highest earning Hoyo gacha currently)

>still haven't touched any story past 3.0
Uuuh... Over status for me?

>>545900969
>or durandal
Not her...

>>545898726
A harem protagonist can't give equal attention to ALL of his girls. Sometimes he slips up and neglects one of them. It's understandable

>>545901090
Genshin players loved Fontaine and Natlan was less hated than Amphoreus

>>545900997
Sis, I liked Berseria but it is in no way a masterpiece

>>545901090
Dunno considering how shit Amphoreus was it feels like Shaoji wanted to go all out before leaving

Why did so few players return for Cyrene and the finale of Amphoreus when so many more did for Phainon?

>>545899415
>>545899520
>>545900415
dangerously cute and wifely

>>545901197
Yet Fontoilet flopped hard outside of Furina

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (173)

>>545901134
Skip button has this one for you
>>545901090
I feel like the biggest arguement for Limengan writing Edo is the fact that there will be Yae. I am not saying that it's 100% concrete, though

>>545901134
Story skip makes this much easier to do, you probably take around 10~12hrs if you just skip skip skip everything.
Also the total runtime is more like 60hrs, that video cuts out Battles, Walking segments and the like, the runtime from my own recordings is 60hrs + 6hrs from the I've written book.

Did we really meet Bartholos first in Amphoreus? I don't really remember.

>>545901134
They introduced a skip button so you can cruise through.
Was a blessing this patch, could play through the kino herta/lygus parts and skip all the cyrene shilling.

>>545901290
But enough about Penacony and Amphoreus

Amphoreus is the best thing from HSR, what are the other contenders?
>Belobog
Generic and underdog vs le establishment
>Penacony
Rushed as fuck
>Luofu
Straight up cancer
>Amphoreus
At least tries to tell a story and build its cast up

>>545901134
I could have watched 10 seasons of anime instead of playing through Amphoreus

>>545901290
Arlecchino and Neuvilette

>>545900997
Magilou alone mogs the entire Amphoreus cast

>>545899428
Thank god I skipped most of it. Can't imagine sitting through 52 hours of this garbage.

You now remember that time period where Mydei was mocked for being a Gil copy design-wise

Genshit literally is dying, how about you head back to your absolutely gutter tier threads instead of shilling your outdated flop here and play chink anime roblox

>>545901501
>At least tries to tell a story and build its cast up
And it failed miserably, since Amphoreus is a big, soulless pitybait.

The other arcs mogs Amphoreus simply because they are not a pretentious slop

>>545892095
Because getting items and characters is RNG you fucking retard. In comparison this run was smooth sailing because of good RNG.

https://philia093.com/
b-bros...?

home

>>545901712
ESLgod...

>>545901734
thanks for the virus

>>545901734
uhhhhhh

>>545901134
Honestly I think you can skip the entire story and just watch the cutscenes and you would understand the story just fine and probably have a better time.

>>545896552
I have Aglaea, Cipher, Hyacine, and Herta. My account is full of SOVL.

>>545901813
>you would understand the story just fine
big words considering most of /hsrg/ don't understand the story at all

>FLOPshin shills in 2025
At least shill Wuthering Waves like a normal person

What is Firefly's premium team now?

Hysilens doesn't care about Mydei btw

In the legend's beginning, the world was pure chaos. Then, the gods cast down the Coreflames and the Titans were born within. Three Titans carved the heavens and earth, three wove the threads of fate, three molded life with their hands, and three guided calamity's gate. The Titans' blaze enlightened civilizations, and people of all realms thrived endlessly. But the Golden Age was fleeting, and from beyond the sky came the heretical Black Tide. Its gloom was darker than death itself, driving the Titans to madness and the mortals to mutual war. Strife broke out across the land and the stain of blood consumed the light of dawn. As the gods waged war, the sun itself grew quiet in awe. A millennium of divine conflict left only a shattered world and an age of darkness. The Coreflames flickered and dimmed, and the age of the gods met its end. Golden blood fell to the ground as a distant prophecy resounded: "Flow, golden blood, flow. Converge into a boiling river that flows to the heroic heirs of this world."

>>545901246
Compared to HSR slop it's more than just a MASTERPIECE

>>545901765
I said Penacony at first but then I remembered that all the arcs are better, and there wasn't time to edit before posting.

>>545901734
Isn't this fanmade

>>545900286
He cute.

Amphoreus is amazing
Edo Star will follow its same formula (5-8 patches of story)
You will continue to seethe
HSR will continue to top charts

Miss Ruan Mei..
Pretty..

>>545901829
Cerydra is so cute when she's angry

>>545900286
would

>>545902090
>Edo Star will follow its same formula (5-8 patches of story)
hope so

>>545901896
But Genshin just keeps on winning

>>545902090
TRVKE

lmao I have big wolf boy on my team

Herta loves Caelus(Akivili)

am I bricked?

>HSR players are barely talking about HSR after the patch
>Genshin players don't even care about HSR
>ZZZ players don't care about HSR
>Not even Wuwa players care about HSR
>Come to hsrg
>hsrg talks about Genshin and other games then try to make it look like the players of those games are talking about HSR
Why is this such a normal thing for hsrg?

>>545901723
>(Cross-thread)
Anon is big mad

Herta doesn't care about Screwllum btw. And that's based

>>545902389
Because they’re here shilling their slop to the BIG DOGS (/hsrg/)

The one girlypop friend in the goth social circle.

>>545902446
Herta is for Caelus

>>545902523
daniel's so cool.......

>>545902553
This is true.

>>545902523
Nice tits

Herta has just the right amount of personality to not fall into the pitfall of cheap pagbait or obnoxious mary sue

Herta now openly shares her feelings with Caelus and thats fucking BASED

>>545902631
her character's been developing very well, love her

Amphoreus is the most garbage shit ever
They had to apologize for the terrible story and added a skip button. What other arc managed to be this shit?

Hertamei bros, the uptick in Herta x Screwllum art has dramatically increased since 3.6 after he's shown to be a caring, loving GIGACHAD while Ruan Mei hasn't given one single fuck about Herta. How do we respond? It's getting harder to defend Ruan Mei from that 1 (one) second of cutscene where she appears in the space station.
Im starting to think that Screwllum won her heart

Herta: I love Caelus

>>545902389
HSR is the worst gacha right now getting absolutely mogged by genshin/zzz/wuwa in gameplay/storytelling/character designs/effort/shilling so HSR players on /hsrg/ need to constantly badmouth and put down other games to feel a hint of superiority for their game.

>>545901890
Most of this general doesn't even play the game or have it installed, hell there are people here who still come here to seethe at the story or whatever despite claiming they uninstalled a year ago

>>545902696
>They had to apologize for the terrible story
that was for penacony. they apologized for puzzles and battles in 3.0

Screwllum won my heart also

>>545898726
After spending thousands of years in Amphoreus he doesn't even remember his ex

>>545902696
Every Genshin arc starting from Inazuma KEEEEK

>>545902520
So cute, so canon

>>545902723
i like the theory that screllum is one of the 9 zandar but he doesnt know it yet.

CAELUS, LOOK AT ME. I PROMISE, SOMEDAY SOON I'M COMING BACK FOR YOU, JUST YOU WAIT. WAIT FOR ME!

>>545902740
Rinascita mogged Amphoreus in such a humiliating way that I'm even ashamed to say I play Star Rail.
Nod Krai is doing the same and even ZZZ has less trash story than 50 hours of pitybait

He is replying to himself

>>545902910
I don't even know who you are

Swipe/renew monthlies in HSR for a few months or spend the money in shadowverse 2 instead?

>>545902910
Lingshart sharted

Herta and TB’s relationship genuinely is a slow burn. The only relationship with some growth overtime which is strange and funny

what tier of ass is this?

>>545902996
>giving a single cent to the company that turned troonlial into a leader

Nice kusoge honkeks

>>545899428
The truth is that it should've been longer. Some things could've been fleshed out more.

>>545903103
Jade tier

>wuwa shilling
Lmao

>>545903103
Sigonian

>he is now recycling his shitposts
HSR and GODphoreus broke you

why is the genshill spamming again

sars the wuwa sars

>>545903103
Sigger-tier

>>545903039
This is true march should also have that but it feels like it stops and starts

>>545903136
and a chin chong xhei xhuan ching byon dang for you too

>>545903204
Just harem things

>>545899860
Herta Sex Robot General...

We miss Amphoreus

>>545903456
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>545903459
You have too many ears

Obviously the new brick core is sustainless with RM, Fugue and Constance right

Ampflopreus?
Mogged by
Genshin
Wuwa
ZZZ
Fate GO
Uma Musume
Arknights
Nikke
PGR

Ampalos broke you

Guys I’m playing the camera event in ZZZ and I wished HSR had an event like this but then I realized that turn based limits it from making this possible so I have a question

How can HSR have a fun camera event like the ZZZ one

>>545903639
not as much as it broke HSR lole

>>545903664
HSR needs events in the first place

Let me make it simple for you — business undergrads are for stupid people. I don’t care how that sounds. Smart people? They do real degrees. Engineering, physics, computer science — stuff that actually hurts your brain. They grind for years, get good at something tangible, then they waltz into an MBA program and learn everything those business kids wasted four years on… in two. Two years! That’s all it takes a smart person to do the same material.

Business undergrads spend four years memorizing PowerPoints and pretending to ‘network.’ Smart people are out there learning how the world actually works — the math, the systems, the hard stuff — and then when they do business, they dominate it. They don’t just study business; they own the business.

I hire both kinds. The business undergrads? They’re the ones making decks and asking for permission. The engineers with MBAs? They’re the ones giving the orders. That’s the difference between people who can think and people who just talk.

You ever look at who’s in top MBA and STEM programs? White and Asian kids, the sharp ones, the ones who get it. You ever look at who’s in undergrad business? Lotta brownies!

Smart people do it in two years. Dumb people need four — and still don’t get it.

>>545903548
>sustainless
Not so fast

The script says that to continue on the the path of the good ending of the universe, you must allow Firefly to get gangraped while unconscious in her recovery pod. Would you still follow it?

>>545903778
now post top grossing

>>545903579
>FGO
Based
LB6 > LB7 >>> LB5 > Penacony> LB4 > Jarilo VI >>> LB1 >>> LB2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xianzhou >>>>> LB 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amphoreus

>>545903456
Love Herta...

When will Dan take a hint that he isn't wanted there and leave Caelus to be with his girls?

>>545902915
>ZZZ has less trash story than 50 hours of pitybait
You have clearly never played ZZZ

Still waiting for my Roido Star Rail general

>>545903903
>Pooball Z 4 over
>The kino that was SIN
Lmao

Kek imagine camping /hsrg/ and seething at it 24/7. Looks like everyone wants a piece of the BIG DOG gacha, the top, the peak, the apex

>>545903967
We want him there though

>>545903903
Atlantis with my bro jason and the brogonauts is Kino.

>>545903929
she's so hot...

>>545904038
I'm talking about the target audience, not worms

Dan's my bro, even if he did refuse to bro hug me

>>545903876
I would participate in the gangrape

Does Archer want the new orb? Does anyone want the new orb?

>>545903967
You obssess over men and twinks more then the average faggot

HSR is winning
Wuwa is losing
Genshin is losing
ZZZ is in the gutter

>>545903808
not wrong desu

>>545904174
He's too sto-ike to hug give him a few more amber eras

Turn Dan into a girl or get him off of the AE

>>545904241
The script says you have to sit and watch

>>545903808
I know this is a shitpost, but after hearing my sister's experience at university, the whole business majors being crayon eaters thing isn't just a meme
She walked into the wrong classroom and they were really teaching these people shit in elementary school like "what's the fastest land animal?"

>>545904023
>BIG DOG gacha, the top, the peak, the apex
But enough about GODshin impact

>>545904247
It's roughly equal to rutilant

Are we gonna get those quick farming tickets every week?

>>545904247
Ye. The 4* whose name I shan't speak, Daniel, Hanami possibly

Natlan
Penacony

>>545904337
Everyone will follow him off if that happnes. No one wants to stay with shitlus

>>545904392
Shame. These new relics suck, no?

Now that Cyrene failed to outsell Firefly, what's next for HSR?

>>545903987
Except for Mockingbird patch... Every ZZZ story is better than Amphoreus

>>545903989
HUOOHHH DAAAAHH
STR UP
HP RECOVERY

>>545904271
>open /wuwa/, they're talking about chisa sex
>open /gig/, they're talking about newest event
>open /zzz/, they're discussing all the leaks they got
none of them are thinking about us bwo...

>>545904486
Well for me it's worth farming the planar since I can get cyrene's and gamble a better archer planar potentially
New sparkle will probably use it as well

>everyone here are Business majors
>Meanwhile I'm just a web dev fag
>Basically replaced by pajeets working for less than a rupee
Welp, guess I picked the wrong horse. Oh well

>>545904514
Waiting for Himeko SP of course

>>545904435
Whats wrong with my QQ

>>545904557
Because they’re all here seething at us, notice their shills here while their threads are dead?

>>545903989
Kai no Kiseki >>>>>>> Amphoreus

where is the Cyrene sales shitposter?

>>545899950
yes, which is why shes so needy

>>545901712
>The other arcs mogs Amphoreus simply because they are not a pretentious slop
Why does life slumber?

>>545904362
this, those undergrads were basically in baby mode. most are still stuck at high school.

>Phainon is a woke faggot
It all makes sense

>>545904659
ROMANTRVKE

>>545904664
Mother's milk...

>>545900997
>neir has 9S
>berseria has laphicent
crazy how shotas make your game a masterpiece

ah trailblazer-kun, you have come to save us all from the eviru-bossu of the desuturuction, ignore this stupid idiot that spent countless ~~cycles~~ chapters suffering and trying to save the world, he's just some bum, you are the true hero, also i am Yae Sakura from honkai impact 3rd please pull for me during 4.7 so i can be a best in slot support for the shilled elation meta team but only at e2

>>545904828
>EN

>>545904912
We've got Lil Sigga

>>545904659
/gig/ is faster though

kek

you fuckers would cry if you tried to do accounting

the bigger the ass the darker the...?

>>545904929
so the IPC will be involve in edostar, but to what extent?
i hope we get more than one stoneheart

>>545904828
Anon, 90% of the vas are woke

>>545904929
Nah Yae won't be a support

>>545904929
Mindbroken

Sparkle SP will be pagbait won't she?

>>545905043
So why aren’t you there shitposting instead of shilling your FLOP game to the BIG LEAGUES?

>>545904929
>Gaijin Star is not even real

lol

>>545905103
Butthole?

>>545904747
Don't get me wrong. Penacony also has its pretentious moments, but it still has much more sovl than Amphoreus.

>Why does life slumber?
A simple yet thought-provoking question.
Vs
>It's a date Mydeim- I don't know about any memorable dialogue of Amphoreus since all of them were pretentious slop

>>545905119
don't think the game can tank two stoneflops

>login
>look at cyrene
>smile
>log out

>>545904617
at least you're not an art major like me

>>545900997
>berseria/zesteria shit
>good
Xillia duology was the last time tails had good games

>>545905103
dicklet!

So Jade stole Sunday office. Based

>>545899125
The modder quit HSR and promised never to make mods for HSR ever again. His last mod was for Firefly.

>>545904624
>>545904626
Now that "x" failed to outsell Firefly, what's next for HSR?

>>545905260
they already did though

>>545905103
I want Sparkle to cuck me

>>545905265
Ngl Cyrene is legit one of the most beautiful maiden models. I stare at her, Herta, Hysilens, and Firefly a lot. Dunno why they butchered Castorice tho they just needed to give her sharper eyes

>>545905394
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK CLARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>545905287
Berseria isn't amazing or anything, but it's several orders of magnitude better than the fucking dumpster fire that is Zestiria

>>545904969
Mom certainly has a lot of milk to spare..

>>545905394
>The modder quit HSR
The legacy of Amphoreus

>>545905265
>log in
>bgm makes me sad in eternal page
>talk to heirs
>オンパロス...また明日

>>545905416
Welt SP

>>545905448
Firefly...

>>545905448
same...

>>545905565
He quit because we returned to Luofu. He HATES luofu

Black Swan's dumpy

>>545905119
The entire place is literally run by the ipc.

wife of caelus

I want to pound Miss Ruan Mei's tiny pussy with my BWC until it's bruised and sore and she can't walk

>>545904478
It's a fucking harem game? Who do you think you're fooling

My heroes of the IPC........

>>545905502
>Uggo with knife ears
>Beautiful

You're a sin against nature and your body is in so much pain. Oh merciful god who shapes us all, please return these scarred souls to your unending womb

I just realized that Castorice in Currency Wars is designed to only work at E2.

>didnt realize feixiao is still pretty good for as
My total score went up 500, lol.

>>545905448
I got some good news about the edo star's plot...

>>545905801
nobody says this

>>545905971
Why are the Japanese so cucked?

>>545905870
>You're a sin against nature and your body is in so much pain

>>545905801
Everyone says this

>>545905158
Sparkle has always been your stalker, obsessed with getting (your) attention

>>545905506
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Getting blackmailed into committing unspeakable lewd acts behind March's back by Evernight while she's asleep
SEX

I want to be Sparkle's footslave

Did i miss the /hsrg/ Snack Dash?

>>545906084
Sporkle ships you with Firefly thoughbeit

>spent all day just playing currency wars...
ALL HAIL THE IPC!
ALL FOR THE AMBER LORD!!

What did you buy Hanami for this week's birthday

>>545906156
Finally a good post

>>545906269
She was paid to do that by Silver Wolf

>>545906309
that hp drain arrow looks like a sperm cell

My gamer girlfriend is so cute

Momo love

>>545905764
i'm just worried they'll pull another amphoreus where only a single one will be playable while the rest of the cast are no one i want

>>545905442
the 2nd one was close

>>545905731
wasnt that literally around the time when ZZZ got their own not-china patch?

Evernight?
for Caelus

I don't care about Cyrene

Are all auto chess games more or less identical? I've only played TFT but currency wars seems pretty much the exact same mechanically.

>>545906150
Sike that's march larping

>>545906528
Based Cassie

>>545896075 (OP)
Me and my cute wife after Amphoreus right now!

>>545906562
what does currency wars have to do with autochess?

>>545906562
Yea the base idea is always the same they might add some weird thing like unique units for a season or something with increased pull rate

Yeah but what about Yunli?

>>545906379
>She was [headcanon]

>>545906084
Damn, just like every other female in the entire game...

>>545906432
bro, there is a 9 month difference between 2.5 HSR & 2.0 ZZZ

>>545906562
I would like currency wars more if it was actually fully automatic. Instead I have to fight the enemies with bloated HP manually because the AI fucks it up otherwise.

>>545906682
Aether-Sama...

True it was Elio who told Silver to superchat Hanami some dough

>>545906682
Aether is so cool

Total Madam Herta love

>>545906776
Yes I know Firefrauds like to use headcanon a lot

>You want to bury yourself in me, Caelus?
>Mmm~
>Okay, but only because March says so

>>545906568
The thought of submitting to Evernight and do her bidding was pretty hot though. Perhaps March is developing a bit of a sadistic personality...

>>545905545
And Zestiria still better than Amphoreus

We all love Madam Herta here

>>545907090
lmao

>>545906682
what the fuck did I just watch

>>545907090
literally everything is better than amphoreus. it's not a high bar.

When are we getting SPurdkle leaks?

>>545907036
>Yes I know [headcanon]

>we
you are a single person

>>545906528
LET'S SETTLE THIS FOR ONCE

https://poal.me/gh2rho
https://poal.me/gh2rho
https://poal.me/gh2rho

What was he doing during the Irontomb fight?

>>545906682
This is shitposting of the highest order

when are we getting actual skins?

>>545907090
It isn't, and I say that as someone who really did not like Amphoreus. Zestiria is one of the worst games I've played to completion

Why is no one talking about TB when he just saved the universe and took down Irontomb but Aether doing something in an event gets more attention?

>>545907280
Probably chasing the retarded dog while everyone got tang'd

I ended up liking Hysilens the most

>>545907307
DOGSHIT
FUCKING DOGSHIT
STOP POSTING THIS DOGSHIT HERE
MOST DOGSHIT CHARACTER EVER MADE

>>545907307
Dogshit out of nowhere

>>545907243
Fair... Zestiria is way better than Shaoji slop

>>545907257
>flop 1 vs flop 2

>>545907257
>no third option for both are a trash

Hysilens doesn't care about Mydei btw

>>545907351
>he just saved the universe and took down Irontomb
TB did not do that. TB did basically nothing.

>>545907280
Massaging Asta's feet.

>>545907439
Your life was a flop ever since you hit puberty

>>545907351
What did Aether do?

>>545906347
I'm actually concerned about how low I'd stoop for her

>>545907492
Speedreader

>>545906237
No because it never happened.

>>545907351
All TB did was marry a girl, anyone can do that.

>>545907257
Neither

>>545907597
He got molested by flins

NICE S+ MAIN PUSH SHAOJI
LMAOOOOOOO

>>545907351
TB din't do shit in that fight

>>545907280
Actually banging Asta like there's no tomorrow.

>>545907597
What DIDN'T Aether do?

>>545907765
wish they'd let me watch...

>>545907739
Castorice was the main push though
Cyrene is a Castorice after-sale

Will you be rolling for Sparkle SP??

How many years until HSR will EOS?

>>545907882
After you die

>>545896075 (OP)
QUESTION: what are the best team options for Castorice if you want to keep her dragon out rather than to immediately detonate it after summoning? E1S1 Sunday?

I'm a little worried that Himeko SP will be superbrick. Even now in CW Himeko is brick

>>545907257
Haven't played since 3.0 but I vote for Castorice because she looks like she would step on my face and and spit in my mouth if I ask her nicely

Wuwa won

https://youtu.be/_DqoXyfYWQI?si=6Y5YUaXkn0dt5gkI

>>545907853
>She's big
Why so many red flags...

>>545907891
The dream scenario...

>>545907956
The flopping competition

>>545907739
>filename

>>545907926
RMC too probably

>>545907936
I really don't see her doing that though. Even if we disregard the killing touch thing and the fact that she loves (You), I still think she'd be too embarrassed to do that

In this general, WE love:
>Yuri
>Grooming
>Age gap
>Height gap
>Abuse
>Economic gap
>Coercion
>Power imbalance
>Toxic relationships
BUT only if its yuri

>>545907739
>>545908080
>brazil time now: 16:11

>>545907935
That's a good thing, you fucking retard.

Triple firehag team will be amazing, now they just need to get rid of lingshart and make Opal a shield brick sustain.

" The Dahlia receives healing or a Shield from a teammate,"

>>545908126
Very cute

Me on the right

>>545908174
Nah Jadepaz is ass

>>545908126
Hertawife, hertalife

>>545907956
Tencent will absolutely axe this flop next year

>>545907670
You never will though?

>>545908209
>another worm sustain
Kill yourself tranny, i'd rather put up with lingspud being a crapshoot than another worm sustain

>>545908209
>>545907935
I meant Pearl.

>>545907739
>time: 16-05-17
>Rio De Janitor current time: 16:05:17
KEKYPOW Cyrene mindbroke your favela lil Pablo

>>545908080
>>545908204
FAVELAGANG

>>545908174
>literal manface
Why do Western artists hate beauty?

>>545907798
honestly as much as i dislike his design he does feel more of a protagonist than caelus
he literally did NOTHING in amphoreus besides helping to beat a few bad guys and following the REAL players' plans

so when is ack getting a better option than a 1.x brick like silver wolf?
>j-just roll e2
fuck off im not rolling eidolons for 1.x bricks

So are they ever gonna explain why ratio dresses like he's from ratio

Now I know why its DBZspics are seething at Cyrene, its because their hero Phainon became a total and utter cuck and @KhaslanaUchica on twitter hasn’t been taking it well ever since that happened

>>545908209
>Triple firehag team
Hol up who's the third

Everyone is laughing at us....

Sparkle GF but for real in Edo Star

>>545908548
Khaslana Uchiha doesnt ship Phairene

>>545908204
>>545908379
>Blandrice poster is Brazilian
Yeah that was expected

>>545907351
But isn't genshin a PE stimulation?

Caelus & Castorice

>>545908534
You got cipher

the brazillian cyrene hating schizo is at it again

Kot is only good for one thing

>>545908593
Dealing with a Sparkle gf would be a monumental headache...

Cyrene mindbroke @KhaslanaUchica from his favela in Rio De Janitors

>>545908702
Stealing?

>>545907739
>>545908080
it's the brazilian caeluspag from earlier LMAO
>>545879936
>>545881710

>>545908420
Topaz's face is somewhat feminine, but it's about the destruction of everything that came before them. That includes traditional views of beauty

>>545908639
C&C!

>>545908593
HSR is saved

Tropa do CV fechadão com Castorice
Pau no cu da Cyrene

>>545908618
Huh... No?

>>545908702
motherhood

>>545908702
Bullying Mydeimos

>>545908865
A gente diz isso

Did Cerydra stop being Hitler inside the book?

Anti-ZZZ schizo has strangely been silent today

>>545909059
She softened up a bit

>>545907956
>wuwa has apocalyptic japan map now
we're so fucking cooked

>>545908702
interracial?

>>545909102
I won't trust you

>odds - buy the silly Mem hat
>evens - don't