-mirage
-anubis
-nuke
+cache
+tuscan
+cobble
What does he fucking do?!?
>>1816787you cannot pay me to watch xqc watching ohne watching cs
>script is rigged to have israeli(s) win just like they tried with eurovision
globohomo wants war with iran
>>1816787why cant the goat (xqc) watch official stream and not give this retard attention?
karrigan life game WASTED
Why is simple twitching so much
>vitality vs mongolz grand finals
nigga...
>>1816812What am I looking at?
>>1816803>deletedit's happening
>>1816812Its too easy. Give them hope - then crush them.
Small teams can't deal with it
>>1816787young people are upsetting
>>1816817>used to cheat>got caught twitching>now has to fake it every shot
>>1816819n0k0 after losing to mibr
how will mongolz players get rewarded?
>script includes a central asian nationalist team
what's the plan?
>major playoffs
>simple & elige
>losing to national team
Is S1mple scared to see enemies?
S1mple is truly the Sharteezy of CS
>>1816787>streaming someone else streaming over a streamzoomception
>>1816829Deepthroat singing
dont remove mirage
it brings out kino
uhh, when does Astralis play?
this is what you get for benching broky
100% deserved loss
>>1816829their own yurt and a year's supply of aaruul
>>1816839s1mple already won a major though
shartour never won a single valve event KWAB
>>1816846back to twitter pololop
observer(s) has made major errors all through the broadcast
>X player is getting multi kills
>we shall instead watch player Y who is just hiding in the window behind a smoke
WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
it's simple, no scope 420!
>>1816838s1mple is the Dendi of CS: a washed up reddit meme player
And a hohol
YOUR GOAT SIR hahaHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how did that nosc miss tho
s1mple will be on a permanent tilt from here on in, it's joever for Faze
How the fuck did that miss?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1816879karrigans pep talk going to revive him #fazeup
Surely now that strong Faze mentality is gonna kick in
>>1816879yeah he might unironicallty break down and cry during the break
elige please activate your cheats please please please
this pookie cutie patootie cockslapped this ugly ass ukrainian """goat"""
holy fucking shit this is the worst angle possible
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unc tried
>>1816896my little cherub goat
Is moses a gigamanlet or is mauisnake wearing heels? He's 165cm short
>>1816897nah, the worst angle is showing his height
broky would've hit that just saying
>>1816886karrigan calling 911 for a preemptive ambulance after he gets a stroke losing anubis 13-0
>>1816901he looks like a fag
910
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>>1816901maui is standing on his dick
did s1mple even scope in for that last shot?
>>1816896Ukrainians farm you in the east bitch
Heil Bandera, heil Hitler
>>1816787americans can't enjoy anything unless america is winning it lmao sad
who the fuck eats a banana like this
>>1816901Maui is standing on a stool
I forgot s0mple won a major in 2021, must have skipped that event completely
so we all hate p1mple here, as he's peak virtue signaling reddit, ja?
>>1816912>most massive population base in the entire western world>still can't produce major level CS playersWhat's wrong with America?
>>1816917i do
easier to eat them fast that way
>>1816923CS is the soccer of esports, so just like soccer...
>>1816923less people play this game here than individual European countries (ie Poland alone has multiple times the size of the NA playerbase)
cs players look like this?!!?!?!?!
>>1816913please don't cry my queen
>>1816926>>1816927Americans don't dominate any esport in the world.
Some nogs are competitive in fighting games and that's about it.
>>1816929MOMMY MILK. WAAAAAH. WAAAAAH. MILKIES. MILKIES NOW.
>>>/ohnepixel/chat
we're here
Dallas was so behind Mongolz it was crazy. I expected the crowd to be more split.
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY
>>1816923>>1816927>>1816932Join any US server in any game and it's clear why. They're actually having fun instead of tryharding and malding like EU servers.
>>1816930Frozen like Elsa
ive seen enough
no reason to waste my time
2-0 for the mongolz
good night
faze pls
I want to believe
broky would never miss that. just saying..
>>1816937is magog a hag love thread?
>>1816938lmao it's full of tryhards, except they aren't good enough to go pro.
going to need some real strong faze magic to pull this off
>>1816948de_airport for faize
>>1816948next map is mill
>>1816941wrong!
seeing faze lose is a good reason to waste your time
mongolz really fucked up the veto, the two next maps are nu faze's favourite maps.
>>1816938it's not like people here start playing CS at 8 yo and instantly go on the grind to become pros
it's just a video game you play with friends that has a more competitive aspect than some other multiplayer games
faze optics are plummeting lmao
>>1816937making hickeys on her neck
is it even possible to hide your boner near sjokz or freya
YES I LOVE BOB AND VEGANA BITCH BESTARD
sjokzcumming every day every hour every minute every second
>FaZe need a rifler who thrives under pressure
>Twistz on Shitquid (again)
I know what FaZe needs
s1mple is just distracted by all the disgusting troons in the audience
>>1816937>soulless stareyikes
>>1816966someone is holding the camera innit
>>1816969Aleksandr seething kek
Rewatched the clip 50 times, the shot was clearly on target, a mogolian sorcerer threw a spell on s1mple's game to make the shot miss, he wasn't even moving.
>>1816974UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
so many stinky incels in this thread
ew
>>1816974how is she not dripping set standing next to the danish mj?
>>1816975KGB microstutter ray
>mongolz pain semi
wow what a banger, fans really won with this one
>>1816975electrical infetterance
out of beers
i think im going to sleep
>>1816944>is magog a hag love thread?All of 4chan is. Millennial baddies belong to Zoomchads.
If S1mple got on a skincare routine and keeps going to the gym and lose weight, he'd be the babyface king CS needs to become the dominant esport.
>Chinks winning the major
It's over
>>1816975It was clearly hitbox fuckery expect a billion leddit threads analyzing the in game model.
>>1816938Is this your excuse for sucking?
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4
>>1816987would do wonder on my anus
>>1816981>China vs Brazil 3 million viewers
Not happy with people who own patriot merch
>Mongolz starting T side on Anubis while being ahead
>reddit forced hype for rootless globalist western team vs nationalist central asians
LETS GO BUILD SOME MOMENTUM
THAT WAS THE ROUND
faze just won the major here.
>>1816999What do you mean? That gas station shit all the American fans are wearing?
>>1816995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPN4ImIoVm0
let's gooooooooo
>>1817001>t. i only root for all white aryan teams
joke
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>>1816981>NOOO IF IT DOESNT APPEAL TO ME PERSONALLY ITS BADoff yourself
>>1816998brazil is watching the club world cup, it's a holy war for them vs europeans
>>1817001Nothing is more Reddit than some plucky underdogs from a funny meme country sticking it to the big meanies
eyes closed can't find the bomb
>>1817008i'm just funposting man
>>1817010wrong, globohomo hates nationalists which is why they broke up most every CS nationalist team and also injected israelis
>>1817009Ackutually its a fight being humble SA clubs versus Arab bloodmoney, chud.
>>1817013Mongolian national identity is important for containing China. Mongolz is a WEF project
>>1817009It's being reported as a massive failure here having teams play in 35c scorching heat
>>1817020it's a joke, nobody cares about it except thirdies because of their inferiority complex
>>1817019she's so perfect bros its insane
imd one fuck rain fuck this fucking boomer fucking fuck
faze missing easy shots rip
n0k0
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s1mple can only get kills with the shotty
this retard is griefing in Major quarterfinals
>>1817009>Club world cupliterally not a single country in europe cares about it
>>1817035>mongolz fans are cute latinas>faze fans are fatties and pajeets
huh? major in a library? weird
>observers
>not catching a single kill
??
>>1817041that doesn't change the fact that all of brazil and argentina is celebrating ties and small wins in group stages like they just won the WC, no brazilians will be watching CS because they're a povertyball coded country
Gee I wonder who on FaZe is underperforming again
>EliGE 2-6
>>1817041Second Prince Al Saladin owns your club, I wouldn't care either.
why does this retard keep playing the autoshottie
>bought xm 3 times in 7 rounds
report and kick
>2k
>600 reward now
the nova is LITERALLY better
>our teams are poor and not worthy of investment, that means your clubs which do get money are bad
why are brazilian CS fans like this? If you don't get sponsors it is because your fanbase and team are low value.
its not looking good boomerbros...
>s0mple trolling
lmao what is this
elige sisters.............
faze are just getting outfragged
s1mple has to be tilted after those AWP misses. Just go with the MP9 if you want money.
>>1817052You don't watch football you pencil neck /int/nigger nothing you say makes sense
>baiting teammates while using a shotgun
truly my GOAT
>>1817061based
total chikaner death
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hello /csgog/
You always knew how its gonna end but still had some hope ;/
based 1024x1024 AISlop filter doing work
>>1817069>n-no uYou lost me, you should lurk more you are bad at this.
Bald fraud this is why you got kicked from Liquid
>>1817075WHERE'S MY ADDY SEAN
the wild lotus with 4x reason holo is the best looking ak craft honestly
>>1817079your CS team fanbase is lower value which is why it gets less/no investment
this is true for all (e)sports
if brazil was successful economically pain/furwhoever would get investment and you wouldn't seethe about it
european fans are simply worth much more than brazilian fans, that's all there is to it.
Paying way too much tribute to Hiko, we get it just stop fucking buying the shotgun now.
auto shotgun on anubis is genius i do that shit too
>>1817083Wild lotos looks like trash. The only reason it's expensive is the rarity.
>forced hype game 3 script again
>>1817089what do you mean, its the best artwork ak there is
I hate the autoshotgun so fucking much. Hopefully Mongolz are going to abuse it on their CT side and get a quad kill in a deciding round
Why did jw change his name to kerrigan
Isn't Anubis heavily T sided?
>>1817094that's what makes them fun to watch
>>1817098It's CT sided now
>>1817083>Best skin combos cost a fortuneMany such cases.
Why would you give mid away for free?
>>1817098extremely
i'm cheering for mongolz but this is almost certainly going to map 3
simple humiliation ritual holy shit
sh1tpole can't hit a shot
Good CT half from FaZe in all honesty
s1mple so washed i don't even wanna make fun of him anymore
ELIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
rain is locked in, faze 100% win this
LET'S FUCKING GO BALD GOD
EliGE finally does something
>s0mple is now worse than elige in this game
fucking kek
bros im subbin to refrag rn
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA
OHNE SHAT HIMSELF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mongolz is nervous, no need to peek that early after a defuse sound.
p1mple is WASHED. navi is going to drop him and faze definitely wont pick him up after how shitty he's been
>>1817127they literally flashed the peek stfu retard
>>1817127on the final round and one dude had 200 left, he could have bought a flash
>>1817126go to the bathroom and take a shit
>>1817132Kill bonus retard
>>1817129The potential is still there but yeah he's almost certainly going back to drinking and messing around after this major
holy the cs 1.6 knife....
senzu
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>>1817141Skinlords hate it but it's one of the coolest in the game. You can buy a WW Crimson Web one and it will have the blade pattern perfectly visible while everything else is intact
>>1817140more like hes going to go back to trying to use his decaying status to pick up russian e-girl streamers
Why is s1mple shaking? is he scared of the woo in the finals?
>>1817141classic knife is truly the GOAT knife
>>1817152he wont be seeing xiwu in the finals at this rate
>>1817152He fears Mongolians more, like all Slavs who have genetic trauma
>>1817152his heart is beating
his hands are shaking
but he is still shooting and he is still getting the headshots
>>1817152he knows he's exposed now. bye bye t1 contract
>>1817157Will there be some showmatch before the finals? Maybe he can play in the all-stars lineup with Dupreeh and Elige
donk x freya oneeshota doujin
>>1817152his wallhack anal vibrator is on max power and it startles him every time
Why is mid so free?
When I play premier the game feels already over once you lose it
>>1817165Checked the HLTV page and it says 3rd-4th so yea.
WHAT THE FUCK SENZU YOU BOT HAHAHAHA JUST JUMP DDOWN NIGGA
>s1mple's forced to watch
#CLM
these lucky shitters i swear
MY TOP 5 IS
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
so this is why the empire fell apart after 5 years
>>1817176rain is the only one trying i stg
mannnnnnn simple is so fucking nervous come on man
>>1817167freya is for pimp
>>1817159hungary is stopping them in the final like they did irl
This shit is way too close, Faze should be up like 6 rounds by now.
Way too much room for Mongolz to come back
this nigga elige looks like he's about to cry
>>1817181one eye on the pink
one eye on the shit show that is this match
>>1817181>>1817187you know dupreeh is replacing you as soon as he gets enough experience, right?
im going to cry if faze loses already
jesus that s1mple shot on bridge was so slow
is he shook?
>>1817189dude, s1mple is unironically the only actually caught and banned cheater in this major
That's the horseman rush call
>the 'gog doesn't even know simple /int/ concepts like central asians vs chinese/east asians
>>1817197>caughtit was a manual ban
>>1817193based I like dupreeh
og simple would have somehow pulled it off
lmao s1mple's missing so many AWP shots. He's so shook today.
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S0mple completely shook. Plays like a 15k
Im just sad desu, whatever i guess
>>1817202he's a proven and self admitted cheater, retard.
fazebros D: what do we do
>>1817193>as soon as he gets enough experiencehes got 5 rings
who will take responsibility for this loss?
>>1817216obviously simple
I still don't understand fazefags blind assuredness they would win this one.
>>1817213>he's a proven and self admitted cheater, retard.everyone has cheated before newfag
>>1817197jimmphat and torszi 100% confirmed
910 probably (fake low hour story to cover VAC)
>>1817215i don't think you read the posts i replied to
i thought this shit was T sided bros...
>>1817221in official 5v5 matches? wouldn't give a fuck if it was a random competitive match
simple's last csgo major ended on anubis against faze
simple's last cs2 major will end on anubis with faze
oh no no sistsers i thought this was the best crowd ever?
this is os fucking depressing
fazekeks...............................................................
The silence is deafening...
It's over. Only chance at stopping Vitality is Mouz now.
>>1817232>in official 5v5 matches?every professional player uses aimbot
>>1817231It's 2025, the year of the CT
genuinely what happened to simple the last few years I haven't watched CS? dudes fucking awful, but still talks a wealth of shit even though he can barely hit a shot. i remember when they were saying he was going to be the new CS legend.
when the cam shows the shots of him playing in real life, his hands are horrifically shakey and hes got the classic alcoholic face.
Ofc the team that won in worthless groupstage loses in playoffs to the same team on same map.
I WILL SUPPORT FAZE UNTIL THE END
>Mongolz vs. Pain for grand finals spot
Congrats to Zywoo for another Mickey Mouse major.
Germanoid freak chanting USA as his Israeli masters desire.
>pain vs mongolz semifinal
yeah, i'm not watching this slop anymore
>>1817252>he doesn't know
>>1817213was never proven and he never admitted to it
it was a manual ban because he was dunking on pros as a teen cause he's the goat
I WILL ONLY STOP BELIEVING WHEN IT HITS 13 FOR MONGOLZ
dont give me hope faze.........do not give me hope just to steal it away once more.............
Oh shit EliGE is actually good again?
>>1817259see you in 10 minutes
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1817258https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sToU9q8bS4M
Now they buy rifles and lose some last 30 seconds site entry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mongolz are also known playoff chokers. The real question is, who is going to outchoke the other?
>>1817246He is an unironic alcoholic.
Played a match recently where he was actually drunk, hes also apparently horribly toxic to his team, even when the reason for his poor performances is literally just an inability to fucking hit a shot.
Hes just really not adapted to cs2 for multiple reasons. Like he hasn't gotten a frag in 6 rounds, but the casters still will never call him out, everyone in the pro community just lets him get away with whatever he wants because his country is getting exploded
Broky would've top fragged
MANIFEST A FAZE VICTORY IN YOUR MIND
this observer fucking sucks
NO FUCKIGN WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
holy fucking shit those turns from elige APLEASEPOJEASPOJASEPOJKASDEPOJADSPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
frozen oh my god if didn't clutch that for thelvoe o god
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I can't believe this bald fraud is pulling out those frags
>>1817246he took a year and a half off cs because hes a retard, now he lost his magic and is trying to recapture it, but turns out 1 and a half months of practicing cant undo an entire period of debauchery and drugs
Godwoo would never
>>1817276IT'S WORKING KEEP MANIFESTING
balding elige was so much better than bald elige
s0mple getting carried like me in premier.
>>1817274>because his country is getting explodedSurely that's the only reason and not the fact he was arguably the best ever player in CSGO and is way too young to be completely washed
FUCKING CROWD GAVE IT WAY
MONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ
THIS IS IT LADS
THIS IS IT
this is where the magic comes to life
>>1817293>the best ever player in CSGOyeah but he sucks fucking shit filled assholes in CS2 so yeah calling him washed is fair
>>1817293He wasted it for no reason
>>1817293Doesn't matter if he used to be one of if not the best, he came back and is fucking awful. We're like 8 rounds deep now without him hitting a SINGLE shot, hes legit dead weight coupled with a massive unwarranted attitude.
I DONT CARE WHO WINS BUT GOOD HEAVENS FAZE MAKE IT A SHOW.
The Fide Master with his Strats Blitz is him
>Faze on garbage buy
Joever. Sad because I really hoped for a 3rd map
>>1817306magic doesn't exist so does faze's chances of winning next round
>>1817305OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
>>1817274>everyone in the pro community just lets him get away with whatever he wants because his country is getting explodedmeanwhile mercilessly shitting on w0nderful who had to leave his home while still underage and with 1000x less money than s0mple
watch simple pull an ace to tie the game
SIMPLE WILL DELIVER ON MAP 3
BELIEVE
>we dont know where s1mple will find himself
begging t3 teams to give him a chance
and just like that i dont care about the major anymore
gonna tune in for mouz vita but definitely wont stay till fucking 2am for finals
MONGOLZ COACH CAUGHT GIVING INFORMATIONS USING THROAT SOUNDS
>giving the ak to the dude whos been shit all game
the end of an era
going the way of markeloff
>>1814789f0zesissies? we got fucking raped????
Happy for Mongols but sad for faze.
GG WP IZI PIZI
Genghis Khan marches forward! To the final!! To the trophy!!
>s1mple 10 3 19 46.7
here's your goat
KEK and you retards actually thought faze was making it to the finals
replaying ghost of tsushima to avenge f0ze
we need the faze support guy
>The absolute state of Faze
one of the eziliest ggs of the quarter finals, maybe ever. america and israel will never recover.
>>1817338those ugly whores disgust me.
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created
THE MONGODIANS
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How often will karrigan be allowed to fail before he's held accountable?
I can't imagine the high pressure s1mple is having rn
Navi is lucky they don't have s1mple right now. dude is SO shaky on stage.
fucking 10+ rounds without a frag
officially washed
Mongolz get their revenge
All I'm saying is, if the Koreans even knew what CS was, they would dominate this shit like they dominate every single game they care about. We've got fucking Mongolians in the Major semis lmao.
>>1817357no one
he is truly the goat
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>billion dollar "superteam" owned by teenage gooks from a shithole country
KWABOTYAY
OH NO NO NO NO NO ZYWOO IS DA GOAT FR????
>Pain will win a major in Vitality's era
>in shangai
is the retarded?
>>1817357Blast Paris 2.0. Enjoy your grand finals against pain gaming. Lmao.
this genuinely doesnt feel real
how the fuck could they lose? how? with that energy? why the fuck was karrigan the only one feeling it in the first game?
what the fuck is wrong with simple? everyone is cheering for you everyone wants you to suceed and all you do is shake and shake and shake
go fuck yourself
>>1817366koreans havent had a good cs team since 1.6. in go they were shit
Yeah, this is going to be Paris 2.0 all over again
>the scriptwriters are actually teeing up a mouz victory over faze before shipping us off to world war 3: die for israel edition
truly bleak
mongolz be advancing towards faze like that
>>1817366True but its good they stay in overwatch
>>1817366Korea has historically been worse than China in CS post 1.6
>>1817357no one
he's the GOAT of CS
>>1817366There was a good Korean 1.6 team e-STRO/WMF but then the country stopped caring about CS.
Today I will remind them. Mongolz major winners.
mickey mouse major for vitality fuck this shit
>>1817380mouz victory over mongolz*
GZ Vitality on ur 2nd major i guess, most free finals they get entire year and its on a major that are bo3
>vitalitywinslol
and people were happy falcons and spirit lost lol... its over for this shit tourny
>>1817377>>1817384>reading comprehension
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAZE COCKSUCKERS, SIMPLE"S HACKS DONT WORK AS WELL IN CS2 LMAOOOOOOO
>>1817357zywoo is cursed, he could dominate everybody but when his team peaks all the others shit the bed.
>>1817366what fps do gooks play anyway? Ik valorant has good parity
>falcons out
>spirit out
>furia out
>navi out
>g2 out
>faze out
mickey mouse tournament, we will be getting vitality vs mongolz with zywoo farming and winning mvp, shit's so boring
>>1817376this was supposed to be THE storyline
why? why? what do we have now
>performs worse than midky
THE GOAT IS NEVER WASHED
IT'S DEAD
>>1817394They had teams and they sucked.
What more do you want?
Asia chads are we finally going to win a CS major?!
How does Vitality gets the most fraudulent major runs is beyond me.
>>1817366they only play faggot ass games who cares
elige was meant to be a failure, a man who looks in pain when he smiles can't succeed.
the real crazy thing is that so many people genuinely though that a bunch of washed up 30yo boomers that have been absolutely horrible for the past year, picking up a guy that hasn't practiced at all was going to beat a red-hot top 5 bunch of 20yo mongolian CHADS on the up and up
Goat doesn't smell because its not washed, it smells because its dead
Mongolz at least play proper CS, imagine thinking this hail mary "project" could beat Vitality or Mouz hahahahahahahaha
>>1817353Keep crying fa(il)ze
>all slavs are dead
You happy now?
>>1817411This was supposed to be the last ride of the boomers...
What will s0mple tweet, once Vitality wins the major and ZywOo gets another MVP?
THIS JUST IN:
>-elige
>-frozen
>+m0nesy
>+niko
>>1817399They play some shit called "Crossfire".
>>1817411they fucking stomped them 13-4 on anubis last time
>its an asterisk major because washed ropzless faze playing with a standin lost
it's been fun s1mple but this is where we say goodbye, thanks for the memories
if you don't cheer for mouz tomorrow, you're retarded
if they win, they'll have beaten the best and the 3rd best team (even though the final is a mismatch)
>>1817393It was the same for Paris. Redditors will always defend the shitty BO1 format because of the heckin' underdog stories.
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What went wrong?
>>1817427YOU FUCCKING NIGGER WHO TTHE FUCK IS WATCHIGN THIS SHIT ANYMORE WHO FUCKING CARES WHO THE FUCK CARES FOR ANOTHR VITALITY WIN
>>1817393I wanted spirit in the finals. Fuck Falcons and Navi though.
is Elige autistic? why does he always make that face? smiling like a retard after a clutch and now again in this interview
>>1817426S1MPLE BENCHOD BASTARD BITCH RUINED MY PICKEMS BENCHOD ASSHOLE MOTHERCHOD BITCH BASTARD BITCH
>>1817429s1mple didn't pop off, that was their only win con in all the games they have played
>>1817429Too much pressure for the GOAT, he never had a crowd behind him like this.
>>1817427>if you don't cheer for mouz tomorrowShalom, Hasbarafriend
>>1817429How is Karrigan at the top.
>>1817429nothing, that's the point.
>Does nothing all year, only thrives as group stage merchants
>Loses all their games in every playoffs match
>Suddenly wins against the ONE team everyone wants to see win, just to deny the most kino storyline in the gameโs biggest major
What the FUCK is their problem bros?
>>1817413Shut up they just had like 20k viewers in some finals
Cope burgerskeks, this is the MongolZ storyline now
>>1817443what did Faze do all year?
>>1817431mouz can defeat vitality
>>1817443man look at those inbreds, how am i supposed to support them?
>>1817438both teams have jews lil bro
How many Black men do you think Zywoo's mother fucks daily?
>>1817423its an asterisk major because one side has fucking vita vs mouz while they OTHER HAS FUCKING LMAO MONGOLZ PAIN FURIA FAZE
so basically the grandfinals are being played tomorrow since finals are bo3 anyway in 2025
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Mongolz was the closest team other than Falcons to beat Vitality in a Bo3.
This major winner? THE MONGODZ.
>>1817366Most of the country just doesn't use Steam on a big scale because PC bangs just support it less i think
>>1817422just saving strats for the playoffs ;)
>>1817451Nothing because they had niggky
FaZe lost all their clutch aura now that Twistzz, ropz, and broky are gone
>>1817443Fuck your story.
Fuck your pick'ems.
Fuck you.
>>1817443Based Genghis Khan descendants raping the main protagonist of the story
>>1817429karrigan
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KEKAROOOOOOOOO
>>1817443their storyline of overcoming their choking is better but only if they win the whole thing
>>1817439they can have both niko and donk
>karrigan>rain>donk>monesy>niko
>>1817454Which is why every sane person stops watching now.
>le doesn't le count because le my team le lost
>>1817473They won't win any majors.
Man fuck this shit
Another free Mickey Mouse run for Vitality
What a joke, literally worst results possible
>>1817475yes you god damn tard who the fuck cares anymore
>>1817456damn the megaseethe is already in
it's gonna be a long year for Zywoo haters
KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
>KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
>KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
>vitality gets another mickey mouse major trophy
Is Zywoo the biggest fraud ever?
>>1817457and faze is the worst team of that bunch
>>1817443>le unpopular soulless from a country nobody can point on a map>lets ironically cheer for them whenever we can>people now think its actually unironicI fucking hate this meme and the normies pushing for it, hopefully eventually this team crushes and burns like eternal dumpsterfire
What's gonna happen if The Mongolians actually wins the major?
>>1817473can donk speak english?
>>1817477>>1817478>noooooo you can't heckin care because my heckin team lost it's le Mickey le mouse
>>1817476you're right. they need to replace karrigan and rain with apex and zywoo THEN they're going to dominate.
>>1817474i watch for good cs, not for idpol retardation (i'm kinda wacky that way)
>>1817486nothing, it doesn't matter who wins this major anymore
>>1817484sasha stop crying XD
DOOOOD what if mongolz or PAIN win da major???
vitality is winning it retard
>>1817490>good csDied in 2022.
>>1817470mongolz hits a phat choke to pain to tee up a Mouz vs pain curbstomp to crush all hope out of the NA CS scene before they get drafted
I wanna bash shiro's head like you wouldn't believe.
>>1817427If you cheer for mouz at any point you're definitely a retarded burger
>>1817489what is the point then?
its not faze anymore
>>1817488why the fuck do you keep quoting me with what i said? you need to be a retard to still care for this shit tourney, who the fuck are you goign to cheer for? mouz? pAIN?
>>1817478Me. The descendants of Genghis are about to establish a new Khanate in Paris.
>>1817488I'm a Falcons fan, still was excited for playoffs
Now it's fucking ruined, legit won't even watch the rest
Why are 4tranners like this?
>>1817487if snax can learn, anyone can.
>>1817483never said they weren't but at least they proved they can deliver unlike they other retards who barely if never reach top 8
why are 2 brazillian nonames fighting each other in quarters while other side has mouz vs spirit and vita vs navi, what a complete fucking joke of a seeding
>>1817504terminal onlineness
>>1817484that was cringe for tyloo and lynn this major but mongolz are based
>pain
>mouz
>vitality
>mongolz
literal 80% viewership dropoff incoming
>>1817500faze = a team of "star" players, no one on faze currently is a "star player"
>>1817487He needs to click heads.
>>1817482simple won a mickey mouse major trophy
donk won a mickey mouse major trophy
zywoo won a mickey mouse major trophy
>>1817501>>1817503>Noooo le tournament le doesn't le count
at this point i hope pain rapes mongolz
>>1817427if mouz beats vitality which is very possible then pain/mongolz stand no chance.
>>1817507this isnt even about le simple storyline its just that the other teams have 0 soul and personality who the fuck is going to feel excited for vitality to win
This "sport" makes me understand why people despise third worlders so much.
>>1817504CS zoomer boomers are seething that their zoomer boomer GOAT can't win like League of Legend's zoomer boomer GOAT.
>>1817510kneel to your french israeli masters
Finals are bo5, this tournament never counter to begin with :)
>>1817521go back to sucking israeli dick burgercuck
are you going to gasp and put your hands in your head when .....................xertion pulls out a clutch? fuck no youre going to be like meh
>>1817507love yourself, king
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WHAT'S UP NOW, S0MPLEKEKS?
FUCK YOU SPIRIT
FUCK YOU FURIA
FUCK YOU FAZE
MAJOR RUINED
>>1817508are you exited for the another vita win?
fun right?
FAT HOHOL LOST KEKKKKKKKKAROOOOOOOO
>>1817526>this tournament never counterYour hands shaky, mate?
>>1817507HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the best Major
>donk and s1mple both btfo by "stage chokers" but but muh narratives, muh s1mple vs Zywoo/donk final, muh thirdies!!
KWAB
>s1mple buying xms and ignoring saves a literal 2k would go for, on both mirage and anubis
Is he just a nihilist now?
there is LITERALLY 3 TOP 5 TEAMS IN THE SEMIFINALS
and people are just pissed about it kek
WTF?
when was the last time a major had 3 top 5 teams in semi finals?
>>1817533at this point yes, rather see a normal fucking team with personality win than some fucking total nonames like mongolz, pain or god forbid 2 jews in mouz
theres 3 fucking jews in mouz vs vitality
>>1817539>>1817536stop fucking pretending there is no storyline no nothing no soul no feeling
sure they play good cs but theres NO SOUL
>>1817542THE TEAMS ARE FUCKING BORING WHO CARES NO ONE CARES ABOUT A FUCKING FAT HUNGARIAN TORSZI PIECE OF SHIT OR FUCKING MEZI
If Faze really do sign S1mple after this, the shitposting and seething when Faze lose games or get upset is going to be insane for years to come.
All I know is, ZywOo would never
>>1817542Also the two biggest NPC top 5 teams of all time
this major really is designed to psyop the goy into worshipping jews and israel, also helps push the goi into the iran war.
GOATs are taking it home with ease and there's nothing you can do about it
>muh storyline muh soul
seething
>>1817550>sure they play good csThat's all that matters
>>1817547someone should wave the palestinian flag and see how they'd react
>>1817506>whybecause the first plays the last and those were the placings in stage 3
all others either choked or keep choking
are you stupid or something?
>>1817542well nevermind it happened last major :^)
>>1817484>a country nobody can point on a mapna education
can BRICS powerhouses Mongolz or paiN stop the jewish menace?
>>1817559Someone already did
>>1817542>mongolz never goes past top 8 in any tournament they ever played>same goes for aurora>they only go past if they MEET EACH OTHER IN QUARTER>top 6 teamsyes the ranking is fucking valid indeed and completely represents the skill
cunts can you shut up about le jooos ffs
mouz is possibly the best opportunity to stop vitality
>>1817558yeah if youre a full hard on autist, i want to feel something when someone clutches not just go "wooow he played so good wow clap clap clap" i want to go OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE DID IT WERE SO BACK
>>1817559Doing that would get you unperson'd in the US.
>>1817567Mouz choke hard when going against Vitality. Vitality only really have a hard time with Falcons/Mongolz.
I don't like vitality and I am incredibly bored of them winning everything this year, but I'd rather see them win than having mouz be major champions, fuck stinx and quasimodo. Hoping mongolz have like 3 players lifegame and pull it over the line against whoever though.
>>1817528Looks like I struck a nerve. :-)
>>1817568I think you're the autist here.
>>1817484The Mongolian CHADs are the epitome of soul you dumb retarded monkey
>can't point to mongolia on a mapJFC
>>1817566when was the last time faze made a playoffs, again? Or simple for that matter?
>>1817552>All I know is, ZywOo would neverahem.....
isnt mouz supposed to be german? why is it jewish now?
>>1817498All this guy knows is say stupid shit and ball wash faze clan.
>tfw they aren't giving out trophies and mvps for tiktok reposts, reddit upvotes and hltv +1s
>>1817563Which part of BRICS is Mongolia?
>>1817582this was debunked
>>1817584yeah man i guess everyone who watches sports is a female
>>1817583it isnt
they only thing jewish about is spinx en xertion
>>1817560I fucking love bo1 in groups and bo3 finals in "the biggest tournament" so shit like that is still possible.
Barely if ever happens in proper tournaments although those have smaller but different issue and thats the idiotic seeding match to immediately land in semis and have a week to prepare for the obvious opponent.
>>1817576Zywoolverine is establishing himself as the undisputed goat of counter strike this sunday.
>Faze are supposed to be top 5 team, they should've shitstomped the Mongolz! Mongolz just got lucky!
It's like people forgot this was just 2 weeks ago.
fazebros were all rooting for pain, this needs to be the worst major possible
whatever man cs2 is shit anyways
>>1817593He already is unless you're a cocksucking slav from Eastern Europe
fazebros who we rooting for now?
now that the poltards and burgers are boycotting the rest of the major (they aren't, they'll watch every single game and cry before, during and after them) who are we cheering for?
>>1817595>>1817596hahahahahahahahaha
now the real question is will s0mple commit to grinding and returning to form? or just pussy out and go back to drinking and doing nothing?
>>1817591Oh, you're the chink. Nevermind.
>>1817595>paiN beats Vitality in the final and it's known as the biggest underdog story in CS majors ever, 4 million viewers and s1mple 0.80 rating in playoffs is memorized forever
I was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by a surprisingly pleasant smell. With my eyes feeling very comfortable, I questioned through smiling teeth, โWhat in the hell is that pleasant smell?โ He looked over knowingly and said: โAh. s1mple? The goat is washed."
Imagine not rooting for this country. Literally the most soulful country in the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_lrwQiuCM
>>1817599I will cheer for jimphatt
>>1817599mongolZ and mouZ
>>1817580Why has everyone who hates mongolz have to be a faze fan and defender. Im just pointing the obvious flaw, they should be playing vita, mouz of spirit right now but they are playing FUCKING PAIN which is a dogshit team of even worse nonames.
And pain themselves are there because they got forced vs Furia, not navi, not vita, not spirit, a fucking Furia.
And i would make same argument if Furia won too, fluked 3-0 and now theyre nowhere.
>>1817602Han Chinese have been inhabiting Mongolia for centuries you retarded amerimongrel; outer mongolia was soviet influenced and inner mongolia ccp influenced
>>1817598were all rooting for a """"kino"""" pain vs mouz grand finals
this shit needs to be forgotten as quickly as possible
>>1817595i watched their match against furia yesterday whiteout any opinion and, they convinced me
but br choking deep in playoffs happen too often
>>1817599i want mouz to win, would be a cool story considering they were one round away from going out 0-3
>>1817598I want vita to win and then hopefully pain flukes into finals so the score is something like 13-2 and 13-4 and it ends in less than an hour.
Maybe thats the only way these faggots change it to bo5 finally and remove bo1
>>1817613Mongolia like Taiwan is its own country.
>the finals will be BRICS vs Isreal
uhh Kino?
who is the indian guy? he's literally braindead
>>1817607>>1817610>>1817611>>1817616based
MZ-MZ final would be kino
the crowd would probably side with mouz, right? since mongolz eliminated the """american""" team
>>1817621On American soil too
Absolute cinema
why do you niggers think that mongolia is in BRICS? is this thread full of americans or what
So what happens to S1mple now?
>>18176201. Taiwan, like Kosovo, is not an UN recognized state
2. The current population of Mongolia is almost entirely identical genetically with the Han Chinese and has nothing in common with the Mongolian hordes that invade Eurasia some seven hundred years ago
Soooo, uhhh. The mirage that kicked off the playoffs has been the best map so far.
>>1817625who cares autist
>still has 100% CS2 major playoffs appearance rate
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>1817629will quit cs again
>>1817625mongolz are really liked in America, its just they were playing faze
but the crowd will root for mouz if they're playing vita
crowd was hostile af to vita today
>>1817629back to bench waiting for his contract to expire, then check what's up on the market, realize nobody wants him even without a buyout -> reitrement
non zero chance vita lose tomorrow
>noooooooooo the most kino major in recent memory is bad ackshually because fee fees bo1s le mickey mouse we shouldn't even have had the major just let falcons and vitality play a single bo5 and call it a day I'm such a cazzie those are the only two teams I know I won't get to see karrigan smirk at the camera another couple games either noooooooo
>>1817630And that changes Mongolia not being China how?
Does that mean Australia is EU?
how empty will the crowd be tomorrow. the crowd has only seemed to be full when faze showed up, it was nearly empty during pain/furia
Blast why didn't you just rig every player on FaZe with aimbot, no one would complain...
>want spirit to win
they lose to mouz
>want furia to win
they lose to pain
>want navi to win
they lose to vitality
>want faze to win
they lose to fucking mongolz
>>1817643but they did, they are this washed.
S1mple missing the awp shot on Mirage, then missing the point blank no scope, then failing the knife, is going to live rent free in Faze fans' heads for weeks.
maybe we should bring back the 15 round format
>>1817639>nik0 just lose it
DJ KHALED was on ohne's stream? LMFAO why was he even at the event
>>1817639kek
some people really can't just enjoy good CS
I am literally crying
ZywOo is #1 with 1.38
s1mple is #40 with 0.80
0.58 difference between the GOATs
>s1mple has worse rating than snow
>cs2 peaked at 950k on twitch
>yesterday
?
>>1817642it was packed and loud during the mouz-spirit game and americans generally don't care about either of those teams
just admit that normie retards who barely know anything about cs care more about the actual game than you do lol
>>1817654How can I enjoy CS without muh storyline?!?
>>1817646>>1817648the rothschilds are behind this
>>1817656people enjoy good games of cs over slurpers, who would have thought
Remember kids, don't become an alcoholic or you'll become a washed up shitter like s1mple
>want spirit to lose
they lose to mouz
>want furia to lose
they lose to pain
>want navi to lose
they lose to vitality
>want faze to lose
they lose to fucking mongolz
>>1817654>this garbage>good CSId rather watch g2 or mouz vs liquid on repeat for a week than this shit.
>>1817663>pain ends up winning
ZywOo is the ultimate creation of the twins.
Inside a secret lab in Paris, ZywOo was made to make CS his own game.
ZywOo is CS and CS is ZywOo.
>>1817663which one do you want to lose next?
>>1817666nta but do that and stop crying
>>1817659you don't understand I need my soap opera like a woman
>>1817644same for me except i wanted vita to win because i hate JL
now i just want vita to take it all because it doesnt matter so might as well get something similar to astralis
>>1817666>G2>lolquid>good
>>1817672you'll cry when finals get less than 1hour of gameplay
is current Vitality better than prime Astralis?
>>1817677you're crying right now lol
>>1817671No one, I am happy with either of the 4 ultimately taking the win, I was hatewatching the 4 losers.
This is so fucking trash
When this boring mouz team beat Spirit I had a bad feeling, fucking knew it
RUINED
>>1817678maybe
but only because Zywoo >> device
>>1817676>it has to be good and not entertainingMy bad, bo3 going the distance and ending in triple OT is definitely awful. Lets watch Mongolz vs Vitality finals
>hues getting uppity
kkkkkkkkk
>>1817683I will and so will you, despite your bitching and crying at the moment.
>vitality has only won one major
>against tier 2 opponents
>with overwhelming (home) crowd support
>in an another iteration of the game
b-but they just can't hecking lose because.... well they just CAN'T ok???!!
globohomo team lost
we won 4chanbros
>wanted Spirit and Faze to lose
>already out in quarters
based Major in my book
>>1817671I predicted the same as him and think pain will win tomorrow along with vitality
>>1817687Definitely not gonna stay until 1am to watch fucking meme team. Ill be fucking shocked if finals go to third map. Ill be shocked if mongolz even get double digits vs vita
reminder that 2021 navi were covid merchants and got their IGS part online
>>1817697Sure. See you tomorrow night bro.
>>1817697bros so upset he can hardly type
Anyone with some knowledge of 'pooters here?
I have a Ryzen 5 7600 and upgraded from a RTX 3060 to RTX 5060 TI 16GB - which supposedly is almost double as fast.
Back when I had the 3060 my CPU was always around 40% and my GPU at like 95%. I figured this meant I was GPU bound so I made the upgrade only to gain like 50 fps and still be stuck at 100% GPU utilization.
What's going on here? Am I looking at the data wrong?
I play on 1280x960 with almost everything low - just 2x MSAA for clarity. Yet as soon as stuff pops off I supposedly have 180-200 fps while I just shoot straight through enemies and whatnot.
>>1817699I will watch vita 2-0 mouz and that will be """grand""" finals for me since there is no real bo5.
>>1817702CS2 is just super CPU bound sorry man it fucks everything
on everyones SOUL we excited for a vitality pain grand final
>>1817705Yes I am aware of that but seeing my CPU was 4 years younger than my GPU coupled with the 40% vs 100% thing it seemed obvious to me the GPU was the problem..
>>1817702Everyone is suggesting getting an x3d chip for CS2, apparently the CPU is way way more important, GPU is just whatever, espexially if you play on low settings and res
>>1817710>>1817705I guess so. I actually ordered a 7600X3D to get it over with but I feel like I might be left disappointed again after investing like โฌ600 in my PC.
>>1817702>>1817710X3D cpu's is destroying everything in terms of performance
look up gamerNexus benchvideo
>>1817706honest to god they are the only team left that isn't utterly buckbroken and psychologically gaped and can actually take maps off of them
>>1817706I don't know who I want to win between Mongolz and Pain
I like underdog teams
>>1817720paiN is the bigger underdog story but Mongolz have more of a chance vs Vitality and it'll also be a world's first for Asian cs
snow_1_Major_Niko_0_Major
Techno_1_Major_Niko_0_Major
mezii_1_Major_Niko_0_Major
Brollan_1_Major_Niko_0_Major
all of these go hard ngl, especially the first two
de_rats is my favorite map
>>1817702bottlenecked by cpu, get a new one
i have a 7800x3d and get something like 500 fps without the game looking like a ps2 release
How many hints does God have to send this retard to get a fucking hint? Three seasons of major poopensharten, two seasons of doing fuck all outside of major, yet he still has a job.
GTFO, ropz merchant, we don't want you here any more
Mongolz are literally soul incarnate. And you're all shitting your pants and crying about how it's unfair because your washed 0.80 rating alcoholic didn't get to win.
>>1817740they'll justify keeping him until he's pushing, probably
>>1817741my bunk bed goats finna win a major
>>1817741No one hates Mongols except the currently seething Faze fans, it will pass
>>1817741NPCs, dont even speak english, 0 emotion even in wins, never trashtalks
Who the fuck CARES
>>1817751>how DARE they be humble
>>1817752Yes I'd much rather have dumau screaming and saadzin calling ZywOo fat boy sorry for wanting entertainment
I knew it was going to happen but I had faith it wouldn't. All in all, hoping for Mongodz to win it.
It should've been FaZe but I'll take Mongolz or Vitality.
I'll always cheer for the old generation first but one day they'll be completely gone.
>>1817751>ADHD ZOOMER from TIKTOK CONFUSED and ENRAGED by Stoic Buddhists...
>>1817751It's been an hour, and you're still crying, sad!
So once this ends, I wonder what big trades are going to happen. I assume Electronic is going to want out despite the miracle run. Maybe Cadian goes back to Heroic?
>failcoons bomb out in groups
>s0mple loses round 1 playoffs
absolute kino
>>1817765Donk leaves Spirit most likely, cant imagine how mad he is getting 78 kills and his team still not winning.
>>1817770obsessed holy shit
>>1817772I can only see Donk going to G2, and I don't know if he's comfortable enough with his english to go there.
>>1817767i don't want to agree with you, on account of the image you posted, but i do
>>1817772Donk is bound to spirit by blood I bet. There's probably some shitty ass contract that's keeping him and he can't really leave anyway. Other than falcons there's no other team that he could join and that's probably even worse.
donk is not leaving and at best magixx is getting the boot.
>>1817765In top 15:
>Vitality, MOUZ, MongolZ, Aurora, FURIA, Astralis: no changes>Spirit: -magixx +zweih>Falcons: -Magisk +kyousuke, TeSeS to anchor>Natus Vincere: -iM -w0nderful +makazze +headtr1ck>G2: you know it>FaZe: -rain (retires)>GamerLegion: +broky>VP: -electronic -FL4MUS +shalfey +r3salt>Liquid: -NAF>Heroic: +gr1ks
>vitality
One kike
>mouz
Two kikes
I know who I'll be rooting for.
>>1817781this. he's not going anywhere
and the saddest part is that he'll probably insist on magixx and chopper staying, rather than the opposite
>>1817782Magixx makes good plays at times. Chopper needs to go. His IGLing is not up to par. But who the fuck can replace him? 1eer?
Vitality will cruise to a Cologne title so easily, all the big teams will be making changes now except Mouz, who they own in h2h and mentally anyway, plus it's a bo5 final
Winning Cologne basically locks any other team from winning the grand slam, so they'll probably get back to back million dollar prize this year or the next
>>1817780thanks for looking past the pic bro glad we can still enjoy cs together
>>1817794Freya and sjokz.
Also dona depending on the outfit.
>>1817783>>FaZe: -rain (retires)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please no just 20 more years rain please...
>>1817765>Maybe Cadian goes back to Heroic?i fucking hope not
they have a young and talented roster now, if the rumors about nilo and the belarussian awper are true
doesn't make any sense to bring in a boomer who failed miserably in his last two teams
>>1817799I dunno, he has a 2nd kid, and he's not as great as he used to be... I think it's time to retire with a clean record before he falls off a cliff like Xyp9x did, instead of being coldzera.
That 46 round mirage drained me kinda hard. Everything after that has been underwhelming.
Melbourne gf still tops and mogs.
>>1817799That guy doesn't know what's going to happen, not even the confirmed things
>>1817783I can see Aurora doing a sudden roster change to get out of being playoff chokers. I don't know who they would replace, but I can see them poaching Xfloud from Heroic.
>>1817654steel said this cs is bad
>>1817814I know he doesn't know but I also know rain will retire some day and I don't want that.
Don't know what to goon to.
>>1817819Ask Jimpphat for recommendations
>>1817819Goon to whatever jimmy retweeted that one time that has forever earned him the reputation of being a gooner.
how did elige dodge that flash on round 12?
did he just hear the unpin and primed himself to dodge on timing?
mongolz team play is so impressive too
>>1817815i think -jottta +xlfoud is a mild upgrade
anything else is a downgrade
>>1817819Goon to the thought of Vitality taking this major.
>>1817815>>1817824Xfloud was already benched from EF once and i don't think he wants to go back to that team
>>1817824xfloud plays a lot of the same spots as xantares, only upgrade path there is if he swaps to igl then getting rid of maj3r
How come you can prime grenades and then switch to another weapon. That's not how grenades work. You can't put the pin back.
Is no one here supporting Vitality except me?
>>1817835I'm with you, friend
>>1817568you're the only autist here monkey
>>1817835There are probably more, but everyone who doesn't are sick of seeing them win everything so it gets drowned out
>>1817835elige winning here was my first plan
but with that burden gone, I'm fully behind my nigga apex
>>1817835i only like ropz and flamez
>le mickey mouse major
cope
>le boring major
cope
>muh trash talking
cope
>muh monkey screeching
cope
>muh personality
cope
>much storyline
cope
>muh jews
cope
>muh goats
cope
>muh big org team
cope
Just cope and do it silently, I'm tired of your autistic ramblings here.
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b1ad3 cooking s1mple again kek
>>1817835With my dear boomers out I'm supporting my niggas Mongolz and ropz, flameZ, Messi and their french friends.
>>1817858blade always seemed like an ahole, him and s0mple were perfect for each other
>>1817863people's personalities shine through the most when they're failing at something and we've been seeing a lot of the real blade lately
>>1817848>>1817852>>1817857and talk about what during downtime?
i hope broky goes to a tier 1.5 team like gl and someone less fraudulent than neo and karrigan can help him recover his form
i'm 100% convinced that karrigan ruined him
>>1817858>No kyousuke mentionLame
>>1817814Didn't he said he wants to play 1 or 2 more seasons before retiring?
>>1817630>2. The current population of Mongolia is almost entirely identical genetically with the Han Chinese and has nothing in common with the Mongolian hordes that invade Eurasia some seven hundred years ago@grok is this real
The Han Chinese cope being brought back is like hearing a song from when you were in high school.
>>1817901dude on the left is dummy thicc wtf
FaZe haters are the worst of all top team haters.
>>1817908damn, who knew this would be the first ynk sighting since Major stage 2
>>1817916Ynk seething on twitter that Anders got to cast some of the matches was funny.
did there end up being any segments where they included gooseman at the major? I thought I remembered him saying he would be there
On a scale of 1-10, how much of an upset was Faze - Mongolz?
>4/10
>I gave them 50/50 and Mongolz definitely looked better
>>1817918he probably insisted on being able to shill his game and they said no
why did they rig it for thirdies vs firsties?
>>1817920the bookies had mongolz as favorites
>>1817934they rigged it for der chikaner
>>1817942but mongolians are based and our guys
>>1817943This, I wouldn't mind it if they managed to win the major in some bizarre manner
>>18179202/10
Mongolz made more playoffs than FaZe this year and is the one of the few teams that came close to winning a BO3 against Vitality.
>>1817946also other thirdies winning will make latinx thirdies seethe
>>1817336can't pretend, I didn't een watch the game
went to grab the vod and accidentally saw it was 7 hours, then I fastforwarded past the navi game and got like 5 hours in and there was barely time for 2 maps, and I knew it was over
furia still more ass tho, way less embarrassing to job to mongolz than pain
>>1817952impeccable cope, very nice, we'll see you at fat hohol piggy retard's next flop
Brazilians becoming cocky again would be the worst thing that could ever happen to CS right now I tell you, basically any conversation would devolve into br sucking themselves we will not see the light of day.
I'm all in on Mongolz, would be a miracle run from the most unexpected region on earth.
>has unironically been top 10 for the last year
>le underdogs!! unexpected run!!!!
fucking suck those micrococks more, chink
>>1817954it's not going to happen and even if it does i'm an expert at making hues seethe
I really like Pain but the monkeys are making it impossible for me to root for them.
>>1817956nta they've also been known for massively choking in front of crowds for more than a year
>>1817953I get that this is a big deal for you or whatever but why do you think I'm only now reading the thread
>>1817969faster seeking to find when the game started
i.e. you know I'm right, and you raced to post before the hltv article went up to talk shit to someone who was on the beach chillin
>>1817972what about it
>>1817975why are you unsetting histfile
>>1817956Mongolz being good now isn't surprising, what we're discussing is that Mongolians being good in the first place is an anomaly.
To be frank, I didn't even know they had internet in mongolia until IHC broke onto the scene. Think about it, mongolia right now has a better scene than sweden, denmark, poland and north america by virtue of just having one team able to contend in major playoffs.
>>1817976like to keep it clean. I do it instinctually when I open a tmux window for a throwaway task I'd never forget how to do like watching a video
can always set it again if I suddenly want to save something notable
>>1817984i just dont see why you'd do an 'incognito' mode for bash history unless you're putting auth stuff in it
you can always just grep it
>>1817990>>1817984also if you do it that often why dont you just alias it
>elige joins faze
>they don't even get to do their annual inexplicable vitality cuck session
grim, sad, and boring
>>1817949you tell em chikaner
>>1817990if you know you're just opening an unlabeled url that won't even be up in a couple months, what's the point of saving that? this histfile is like a decade+ old, and older setups used to overwrite them after a certain line count
>grepif you can't find what you're looking for near-instantly with ctrl-r, it's probably too messy
>>1817994it takes about the same amount of time and effort to type some unique name as it does to type "unset HISTF" tab enter, and it doesn't obfuscate the process. I use alias for typos like when I cap xsel accidentally typing $(Xsel), and longer stuff that should probably be in a file
latin america lost today, they will be angry tmrw
is he... you know... zesty?
>>1818038he's into fashion bro... i'm sorry you had to find out this way
>>1818044it's not that, he looks like a gay filipino man who's effusively positive but deeply fears aging out of sexual desirability
something about the smile, the pose, the angle of the body, the face. hard to explain
im so tired of soulless thirdie teams gatekeeping actually sovlfvl teams like faze out of major finals only to bomb out because their randy gambling strats eventually stop paying off
actual mickey mouse major
Why are people seething so much?
>>1818080s0mple and d0nk got mindbroken by the Woo, it was supposed to be the epic battle of the goats major and they couldn't even step up to his throne without choking
>>1818080>aura-less shitty ass mouz>group stage merchants mongol>paper champion vitality (never beat a top 5 team at major finals)>token brazilian team who got there by pure luck painenjoy your shitty major while the ones with a brain will watch the nba final (which is also mickey mouse too because of make-a-wish-kid haliburton but that's another story)
>>1817484chink hands wrote this
when will the seethe stop
Absolute NPC takes here. Mongolz is the only team other than Falcons to take Vitality to final round of regulation since their streak started.
A more SOVLful final couldn't have been written, especially if they win the first Asian Major off the back of it.
If you hate Vitality and wanted Falcons to take them out, you can have Mongolz do it WITHOUT the blood money. These are unironically your guys.
Wait...Do zywhores really? Sasha came out of a 2 year long retirement of playing a 1 drunk faceit pug once a month into Major Playoffs with FaZe.
>>1818112don't care
asian teams have no place in a major final and the fact that they're there is a black spot on an already dying scene
le scene is le dying le mickey mouse major le thirdies le
>>1818125israelis are the only country that actually benefited from this mickey mouse shit (mouz and vitality)
>>1818126two israelis is all it takes to get you niggers kvetching?
Did fucking MongoloidZ really beat s1mple with Faze fuck this game shittyass honeypot fucking major.
>>1818132s1mple found it pertinent to farm ego clips instead of saving an AWP and it cost them the major
>>1818140even donk lost although that's against mouz a top team. so this major is mouz and vitality's to lose.
i can't believe s0mple ruined the mirage comeback by trying to aura farm noscopes
Why the fuck isn't there a losers bracket
The seething reminds me of old Dota 2 generals back when the Chinese didn't suck dick there and every time they'd win (which happened A LOT) everyone would be seething because SOULLESS CHINKS lmao
4chin westoids are such sad sacks of shit
>>1818160The weird thing is that basically no tournament has it.
>>1818160>no lower bracket>bo3 finalsIt's 2025 and this is the format of the most important cs2 tournaments of the year
The other typical formats aren't much better either
lmao
I wake up to find faze lost with the greatest crowd advantage I've seen in a while and the thread in full meltdown over it.
>>1818167anyone who didn't see this coming has been on some heavy copium
>>1818167is crowd advantage even real?
I've not watched the play offs yet, did s1mple dominate the mongoloidZ?
>>1818127three, flamez, xertion and spinx, plus torszi is jew coded he claims to be hungarian but my jewdar is screaming when i look at him
>>1818167The redditors won't stop crying about how meaningless their lives are now that le heckin s1mple is out
>>1818167>people upset that [entertaining team] lost to [boring team]
>>1818188Mongolz are way more entertaining than Faze if you look past the nameplates
>>1818190>just ignore how much more boring the players are and then they are no longer boring to watch!what is this gigacope
>>1818176Yeah bro. Watch this:
>>1818192>i dont care about the actual gameplay itself>i only care about being able to jerk off about what little insight i have over these random strangers personalitiesI mean sure? You do you I guess?
>>1818196autistic chinks literally cannot understand SOVL
>>1818199I think you're the autist here. You don't know these people. They're not your friends. You don't know the first actual real thing about them.
>>1818202i know a lot about simple, watched him sieg heil on stream to a neonazi metal song, i watched him be toxic as fuck on flipsid3, i watched him throw a euro cup match for skines against a young niko
this means much more to me than some noodle armed sovless chink insect #12632171 or some autistic swede zoomer that does nothing but shout "NAIS", "LETS GO GUYS" "LETS FUCKING GO" every single round win.
I blame VP, honestly. Would've had a much better bracket if they didn't shart against pain
>>1818205You're such a weird little parasocial freak. Genuinely seek help. You watching his stream is not a substitute for a real relationship.
>>1818207the most disappointing roster of the year for me, even ahead of liquid with jks and astralis with cadian
its been a tough year so far for magog's guys
>>1818209idk i kinda feel like you're projecting rn lil broski
>>1818211>you dont get it bro>i know so much about s1mple>we practically grew up together thats why i know he has so much "soul"You're so fucking weird.
Add in that you genuinely only watch to see your best bud s1mple win. You don't care about the CS one bit. You just want to see him win because you're a parasocial freak. It's so fucking weird.
>>1818213>>1818212>>1818209if mongolz were entertaining these posts wouldn't be necessary
>>1818205>ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!dumb cunt
no one cares about your obsessions but denying people humanity because YOU personally haven't observed them to do x/y/z is pig behavior
tell s0mple to actually play the game instead of drinking all day and getting fatter so he can maybe land a shot
>>1818216You don't care about "entertainment". You just want to feed your self created virtual relationship with a person that doesn't even know you exist.
>>1818216>necessaryNice twitter lingo. Only a child would think of his tantrums as "necessary"
It'd be one thing if you were a s1mple fan because of his greatness in CSGO. Like his actual in-game skills. It's another to be a fan because you watched a few streams and suddenly think you're destined soul mates. Genuinely what is wrong with s1mple fans?
9/10 major so far
now we just need pain v mouz final
>>1818167where's the thread
>>1818225also for my pickems
>>1818160>NOOO MY LOSERS NEED ANOTHER ONE MORE CHANCE TO NOT BE LOSERSlosers bracket is a gay esports phenomenon that luckily died out in cs2
>another chinkypoo meltdown
oof, i think he knows mongolz isnt winning this one
>almost a month break with no esports after mickey mouse major
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>mouz vs vit
>pain vs mongolz
>>1818175for teams with weak mental having the crowd against you is a disadvantage.
>mouz vs vit
>pain vs mongolz
>>1818241weak mental teams will also get fucked by the pressure of the crowd being quiet when they're losing
>>1818244Conveniently didn't mention Mongolz vs Vitality which Mongolz is going to win
Maybe Faze should've won if they didn't want to lose.
>>1818252this but unironically
>>1818252they cant afford to buy themselves to victory with likes of falcons in the scene
>>1818263But Falcons lost earlier.
the same type of people who think mongolz are the better team are the same type of people that want the indiana pacers to win the nba championship
kill yourselves pitying the underdog doesn't mean they deserve it
>>1818278but faze were the underdog
>>1818281faze were the fan favorites and had 3 legends in the team and an american
>>1818278for faze it's one best of three in the group stages vs for the mongolz consistently better results for the entire year.
>>1818278>team wins in a quick 2-0>not better
calm down anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>1818278>faze were the better team>lost
>>1818285nah im good
you can keep seething though
im not even fan of mongolz, i wanted faze to win cuz it would be kino if they got to the finals, but the're a dogshit team right now lol, it's really not that difficult to understand
>>1818287how many majors has mongols won?
>>1818286it's a sport moron
division is the name of the game people fucking fight over it in real life
>>1818278>pitying the underdog doesn't mean they deserve itnobody here pities faze but you
>>1818291i'm not pitying anything i'm just more business minded than you and can see that an aura-less final between mouz/vitality and pain/mongol draws shitty viewership
Is "aura" the dumbest cope?
>uuuuuhhhhhh they should win because muh parasocial relationship
>>1818289>fnatic are better than faze
>>1818295there's no money in a major final with no stars in it
>>1818297There is if you care about the actual game instead of muh internet friends.
>>1818299there's a reason you have never succeeded at anything in your life
>>1818289>dude faze won a lot of majors so it means they're NOW IN THIS PARTICULAR EVENT better than the team that beat themwhat kind of logic is this holy fuck you are dumber than my dog
>>1818301How so? Curious what you think my life is.
>>1818301how much of Faze's merch do you own? please share
being such diehard fan of a team must mean that you're sitting in a Faze fullcap right now, do you have Faze flag put above your bed? do you pray to the picture of Karrigan daily?
kek you faggot act like some football ultras who would kill fan of other football team with a machete, you're such an ape
>muh aura is heckin based
>seethes when apex shit talks
why are people such hypcorites here?
is there any clue who navi is gonna change?
it seems bit is playing worst in 2025 but whos gonna replace him
>>1818313>is there any clue who navi is gonna change?-alexi
-jloser
-im
-w0nderful
>>1818317I guess -bit + simple is plausible
>>1818315b1t is the only one who wants to leave though
release my nigga
>>1818045obvious simple fluke, he had like 98% success rate in opening duels, freak numbers that can't be replicated
>>1818194this would have broken mongolz economy :/
>>1818324helps if you dont let the opponent get to 12 rounds in the first place
>>1817366Mongolian scene has been around for little over a decade if not more because the org owner was wildly based and funded taking random niggas to internet cafes to grind csgo before the country had proper internet infrastructure, which in turn lead top 5 mongols. Also it was either early CSGO I believe that had a korean team that got owned for match fixing basically imploding the scene
I just woke up and I'm still buckbroken about FaZe losing and Pain and Mouz winning.
My bandwagon hierarchy now:
>Mongolz
Steep sky warriors nationalism
>Pain
Underdog muttzilian storyline
>Vitaliy
My only chance to get the gold pickems medal
(6000000 powergap)
>Mouz
Nuke Israel
Mouz winning to bring the seethe here to critical levels would be the best thing to happen.
>>1818328does the dysgenic looking frenchie have that many fans on 4chans
>>1818328You're retarded niggercattle
The world doesn't revolve around the faggotry of this thread
>>1818331it does for you and it's evident
Why people are shitting on ZywOo's major trophy vs GamerLegion but let s1mple's trophy vs G2 with amanek, JACKZ and NiKo slide?
>>1818339come on mate....
those are prestigious teams with prestigious players, history doesn't care how full of shitters those teams were. for people those were all prime vitality and G2.
I mean people mock the paris major but simple couldn't even have a better rating than 1.12 so....
>>1818112bro they lost 3-13 to some random hues
>>1818342iM, 1 major
n0k0, 0 majors
>>1818194>zero words out of simples mouth after seeing him in the smokeman
>>1818357>not even as he dies he'll never change
he might actually be worse now because his ego (in terms of perfectionism he expects from others) is stuck in the time when he was actually good but he could currently be replaced by any good academy awper
>elige will never ever win major
>niko will never ever win major
how does that make you feel?
>>1818357we see him talk tho, be aware there is a 1 or 2 seconds delay between the pov and the facecam view
>>1818366niko can, as a player and as an igl imo
it might be over for elige.
but what if MongolZ are at their strongest when the crowd boos them and activates their Mongol Empire genes?
>>1818372who cares about 3rd world vs 3rd world games
>>1818374Sasha, you're still crying?
>>1818357he says the info when he sees him before dying, what do you want him to say? "oh I fumbled"? Zyfags never change.
>>1818380rain wouldn't be caught with his pants down and full blind if s0mple said that 910 is pushing smoke immediately after whiffing the first shot, moron
>>1818374Fairly sure Mongolia is second world
>the same type of people who think mongolz are the better team are the same type of people that want the indiana pacers to win the nba championship
>kill yourselves pitying the underdog doesn't mean they deserve it
>there's a reason you have never succeeded at anything in your life
>who cares about 3rd world vs 3rd world games
>Zyfags never change
>>1818386its piss poor
you'd have better career prospects in rwanda
>>1818388Deosn't change the definition.
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>>1818387does faze really tshirts with the indian flag?
>>1818383but he did you noob.
>>1818178torzi ISN'T israeli???
>>1818390third world means neutral in the cold war
>>1818392why wouldn't they sell the tshirts with the flag of the majority of their fans?
you could customize your faze clan jersey to show whatever nickname, number and flag you need
>>1818396something that happened a century ago doesnt really matter today
>>1818398>definitions don't matter
>>1818398oy vey cool it with the antisemitism goy
>>1818400take your autism medicine already
>>1818402>posted in an esport thread on 4chan
>>1818367i doubt but we'll see when faze releases their voice comms
>guy on the left is brokys biggest fanboy
kek
>>1818202>>1818209>>1818212have you ever watched a real sport in your entire life
"I don't care who's on the field, I just want to see a display of skill between the 10 best players" is the outlier position
>>1818414is this the cultural impact I was told about?
are you guys hyped for the grand final?
here's a link to the match page
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382618/mouz-vs-vitality-blasttv-austin-major-2025
>>1818416I watch sports yeah, I couldn't tell you the personality of any of my team's current players.
>>1818418no, i'm literally not watching today or tomorrow
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Apologise to Kassad.
>>1818411what do you mean you doubt? you can clearly see him talk, as I said there is a delay.
>>1818427there isn't a delay you fucking retard
who has the best chance to beat vita? mongolz our mouz
i honestly think mouz has a decent chance
>>1818429of course there is a delay holy shit. you always see the players react seconds after shit happens in the pov camera. just watch the arm movements not being synced with the movements in the pov.
>>1818432mouz has a 20% chance, mongolz 0
>>1818432mongolz, i think mouz only won vs spirit because of retarded calling from chopper
since when do people dislike mongolz?
its not their fault faze went for the choke prank but forgot to do the comeback ending
>>1818443there's clearly a positive correlation between a teams success and having a girl in the support staff.
>>1818443Spinx could pass for Latino
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>If Vita Wins
Yeah whatever kys
>If Mouz Wins
Don't care, will forget about it the next day, will already be thinking about kyousuke debut on Cologne
>If Pain Wins
The worst outcome, just not possible
>If MongChads Win
The best scenario, Will be a pure celebration of CS that day
>>1818425this was obvious and we probably said it before he did
>>1818445ever seen someone play sports-sports when there's a girl they want to impress present?
same effect
>>1818453that was like an hour after their first official lmao
>>1818278deserve got nothing to do with it
>>1818456oh fair enough
rare kassad W
was niko actually that good for people to glaze him even now when he's the worst rifler possible?
>>1818463popping heads (even the best of heads) doesn't matter at all if you can't do it when it matters
i remember plenty of plays from mouz players this year but can't recall a single zywoo play
how is he so forgettable?
>>1818470you remember a s1mple play
How is this guy that's so nervous he gets jumpscared by enemies appearing in his sight considered the goat
0.87 against Furia in Rio against a huge crowd
0.80 against Mongolz with a huge crowd support
was the "GOAT" the real arena choker all along?
>>1818475Their main goal was to reach playoffs and they did it, so what is your fucking problem?
>>1818475he was known to be one of the biggest choker before he won the major
i'm actually still sad about faze
How did ropz to vitality even happen it still baffles me. I heard some navi kickbacks from the perfecto and electronic move to c9, why did this not happen for faze?
>>1818496always were to the non cazzies
>>1818497faze didn't give good enough new contract and vitality spot was open
counter strike died yesterday
>>1818478>Their main goal was to reach playoffsKEK
faze clan is setting the same goals as paiN, VP and liquid. how pathetic
>>1818497ropz's contract ran out and ZywOo called him on the phone, offering a spot in the team
only a retard like krimbo would refuse that
>>1818507>Cool, fuck off.Ungrateful boomer
>>1818510If it's dead there's no reason for you to post here, so fuck off.
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>>1818497>How did ropz to vitality even happen it still baffles meThe GOAT called
>>1818512Really touched a nerve with that one, huh, lil boomie?
>>1818513cs fans died yesterday
all the hype died yesterday
>>1818516Yeah, seems I upset you cause you're trying to keep posting.
Pain is my favorite hue team I hope they make it all the way
Are all faze fans women or something? Why are they so dramatic?
i dont feel so fuckin alright bros......
We sincerely don't care that WaShed Clan lost yesterday, everyone who loves CS wants them to disband and for everyone but frozen to finally retire.
Sincerely,
all CS fans with triple-digit IQ
game is just fucking gone lads
>>1818521>only care about star power, not the game>unironically talk about which players are more attractive than others>can't take a jokeseems about right
When will we see a Chargers only tournament? Its high time
>>1818549what shirt size is this?
>>1818551goatsi will humble him
Unpopular opinion Faze device would make more sense than Faze s1mple
>>1818551nineten...rape dese wrondoers
>>1818496FaZe and Mongolz were always /ourguys/ but we hoped for the 0.001% chance of FaZe winning the major because of cinema.
>>1818559people said faze were 2nd favorites after vitality
isn't ropz a chud? why are you not cheearing for him?
>>1818562Those people were blinded by love, just look at the results. Mongolz made it to almost all playoffs this year, I think they just missed 1, while FaZe got raped all year long.
>>1818563I'll always cheer for my nigga ropz.
.........................................................pain vs mongolz
>>1818566faze beat mongolz 2-0 to make playoffs lol
>>1818569With a s1mple miracle, in a regular FaZe game Mongolz would've won.
The favorites were Vitality > Spirit > MOUZ > the rest
>>1818573That's the composure of a man who spent the night goonbuffing. Vitality's done.
>>1818549magixx to Faze to replace rain literary confirmed
>>1818573i know a post-goon gaze when i see one...
>>1818581he has 2 kids he's probably just going to retire
>>1818585H-He will keep playing, stop doubting...
Hot take: auraless Mouz shitters will actually beat Vit today. Please return to this post you faggots
Man the bracket really ended up being like Villains vs Heroes. Mongolz vs MOUZ grand finals and the mongoloids are our last hope.
>>1818573>>1818575>>1818583>his face when he sees your goon cave
>>1818551top 3 awpers of cs right now are in that image.
>>1818599but anon told me his parasocial relationships decide who is best
sh0r0 would be lucky to be top 5 awper this year
kek all this seethe is so fucking funny
fuck you, fuck your pickems, fuck your big orgs
if you didn't want a boring major or whatever the fuck that means maybe your shit ass team should've won
EVERY major is a mickey mouse major with that shit ass format
>>1818613Now that's a trvke.
>>1818613Yes, the major format is fucking shit but using that as an excuse for why your team lost is fucking cope.
>15 out of these players are asian
grim
west cs is dying
>>1818617Imagine the viewership if FaZe vs Vitality finals...
>>1818617Asians are just better at video games.
If Asians aren't dominating then it just means your game isn't popular with them.
>>1818619Less people watched FaZe vs MongolZ than MOUZ vs Spirit lmao
The biggest viewership would be FURIA vs Spirit, easily so
i wonder what revealing clothes will dona wear today
>>1818617>west cs is dyinggood.
we all agree they're doing the show match tomorrow on cache right
>>1818625at least they'll have s0mple in the show match so these parasocial retards will shut up for 30 minutes
>>1818628>thinking the only people mad about faze losing are simple fanboysretard
>>1818621But that's because it went to overtime 4 times. FaZe vs Mongolz was a default game and it came close to the viewership that Spirit vs MOUZ had. Either way, it doesn't fucking matter anymore because it won't happen.
Can Vitality vs Mongolz/paiN reach more than 2m viewers?
>>1818636yep...why would it not lol....its the grand finals of a major.......this is the most hyped tournament of the year......in a really good crowd......
>>1818636probably won't crack 1 million if it's mongolz
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>>1818636>2mAll I can do is 1.5 milli brodie
considering vitality looked worse vs navi than spirit did, mouz has a good chance today
>>1818639Shanghai had one of the best major finals of all time and it had less viewers than Spirit - MOUZ
>>1818647might just be a better time sort of thing
pain and mongolz were only going to use this event as a way to illegally enter the US but now they are in the semi-finals
awkward.
>>1818646torzsi activates against spirit, watch him disappear today.
>>1818652>amerimutt thinks anyone wants to live in a judeo slave stateKWABOOTY
>>1818654he's definitely big on-off guy. and when his games are bad they're often really bad
>>1818636i doubt it
hosting event in NA is never good for viewership, because mutts don't play and don't watch CS. if major was hosted in EU it would be very easy to reach 2M
>>1818630Don't care which breed of low iq retard you are.
>>1818621That would also be the most boring match
Thorin is very confused that Faze lost
>>1818724I am very confused about my gender
>>1818724thoron is a retard
im not rooting for mouz
im rooting for jimpphat
>>1818667call it. i cant call it for you.or it wouldnt be fair
>>1818724Thorin's been confused about his own level of intelligence for decades
all I can say is my nigga degster better be on a team after the next break
>>1818387>>1818278we do want indiana to win though
Look and this picture. Blade won't kick iM. It's probably jL or Aleksi.
>>1818748if he crouches this hits
>nba
stop being white trash/black
>>1818446"passing" as latino isn't a thing
>>1818748There's a connection here.
>>1818748Just quickscope nigga you're not in 2016 form anymore
>>1818748zywoo scopes here.
>>1818756m0nesy clearly overflicked here
Meanwhile s1mple's AWP was dead center on 910, at that distance the only way he misses if he didn't get CS2'd is if he was moving
>>1818751>Are you happy now iM? I booked you a one way flight to Romania tomorrow, then you will finally be able to hotwire all the cars you ever wanted
BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN
>>1818760I mean in terms of them choking. I don't even know how simple missed there. It was basically point blank.
>>1818764>DJ Khaled on Major with Ohne Yo wtf? God did.
you gotta be some type of fag to watch the nba
bet when sjoks kills herself. i say 1-2 years
>>1818416No that's how most normal people are in real sports. I don't give a single shit about the personality of the players. I want the best players on my club, so my club can win the most matches and most trophies. I don't give a single shit about anything else. I'm rooting for my club, and when the national team plays I'm rooting for my country. That's it.
>>1818766>I don't even know how simple missed there. It was basically point blank.Like I said, he either was moving, or he got CS2'd. The gun was aiming at the right place, even with a noscope it should've hit..
>>1818772why do people post these shitty clips he clearly aims up right there just before
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New kyousuke pics from Astana btw
Yipeeeeee
it's not goat's fault guys I swear it was just the game
ready for mouz masterclass? it's over for kekality i fear
>>1818783>kioskThis nigga quit cs.
>>1818785>it's over for kekality i fearHeard it yesterday
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>>1818788and became a beauty model
>>1818789literally no one said that yesterday thoughever
>>1818783but why is he in astana?
is that some disabled fan in a wheelchair?
>>1818791There was somebody prophesizing jL's masterclass.
FREYA, HONEY, YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY
>>1818797voices in your head i'm afraid
>>1818791I did, and I also said to bet your lifesavings on navi since Apex looked horrible physically
Spinx is a big zionist, Flamez pretty sure is a moderate
You know who to cheer for
>>1818799>Zrzut ekranuThis nigga again
Faze playing at their best would've beaten both of these teams
>>1818804Rumour is the two didn't get along on Vitality after Oct 7 because of their political differences
>>1818799she needs some sluttier outfits, esl dallas we could see her pink bra, sjoks had no bra at all yesterday, freya needs to step up
>>1818804for the based patriot?
>>1818814she should look like this all the time
>>1816976 >>1816974
>>1818817That freya's toy? Dayum
>>1818817How can i compete...
>>1818817the only thing she should i being naked in my bed with whipped cream all over her flat tummy so that i could lick it off
>SOVL
mongolz and pain
>international slop
vitality and mouz
if you support international slop you support the dead of competitiveness
>>1818827t.. ceo of asstrails
>>1818821Why not? You got a problem with being zesty?
>>1818828there would be no "calm" in my bedroom with her
>>1818826>whipped cream all over her flat tummy so that i could lick it offgod damn!!!!!!!
ropz had a mid game yesterday, i feel he will shatter Mouz today like he used to do on Faze
does /magog/ prefer freya or sjokz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPz6CzV8ik
>>1818841bitch i dont have time to watch this the game starts in 10 minutes
>Navi and Faze out of the major.
>No ohne spam.
checks out
>>1818840we eat everything
>no slavs in quarterfinals
Slavsissies how are we feelan?
>>1818848i mean the matches hasn't started yet
also i watch for dona and she hasn't appeared yet
>>1818841It's out... of the major.
>>1818844But ropz appears in the vlog.
>>1818840id say sjokz has better body but freyas face card is better
>>1818862freya has a bad nose and she sports a shitty fake tan all the britbong women have. she looks aged up
what does magog even mean
>>1818867you magog my balls
get in here
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
CAN'T BOTH THOSE FUCKING TEAMS LOSE
>>1818751JL was guilty for losing that forcebuy on mirage.
They knew they had no chance against FaZe.
zywoo is one of the most jewish looking goyim out there
>>1818751they have sex (homosexual)
>>1818865i love her nose honestly, her side profile is really good
>>1818870I'm already tracethere.
>>1818878>10 years young than sjokzbongs have the worst genes on earth after aborigines and south asians
>>1818878She looks like niko if he a she.
https://x.com/sjokz/status/1936460888485347748
apex writing in his death note
>>1818883take your fucking meds
>>1818882shes aging like fine wine, just compare her now and to her old pictures from 5+ years ago
>>1818885good morning
i hate women
I FUCKING HATE SHIRO SO MUCH IT'S INSANE.
how can we attract more big orgs in CS? tired of shit like BC.Game, Aurora, PARIVISION and other scammy bookie orgs based in Cyprus or Curacao ruining T2 CS
why all the referees so far have been women?
kinda sexist
i just think Freya is funnier person to be around than Sjokz, she can banter, she has more personality, she would make a perfect wife
i like how she shit talks pimp etc.
it's not all about looks guys
what the fuck did i just hear
>>1818898Yanko is high af.
>>1818898I am so glad bums like Ynk and kassad are not in this major, quality is so much better even with fucking Pimp in there. Too bad about stunna
Nahhh Maui, this ain't it man....
>>1818898bro sjokz is a 4/10 and freya is a solid 7 or 8
>>1818896What big orgs are we missing? I don't follow other eSports.
>>1818901quick goon sesh before we start
>>1818896Yeah we need pornhub and onlyfans teams. Jimi would lose every time.
>>1818909>arry>ugoWILL be tuning in
mezii has to rape or they lose
>mirage inferno train
This is the best they could do???
>thirdies vs secondies, hues vs mongolian game is the exact same time as hue soccer
kek get KEKED thirdies
Wow, finally a game not casted by screamy, I had preemptively switched to another language stream
>>1818905>Karmine Corp>Gentlemates>LOUD>Sentinels>Shopify Rebellion>BDSThese are some premier esport teams that have never been in CS. There's also C9, 100Thieves, Gen.G etc that have left CS
and there's pretty much zero Asian orgs, only TYLOO who's a small scale budget org in China
Mouz wins mirage
Vitality wins inferno
Vitality wins Train (22- 20)
there i spared you 2 hours
Apparently apex is under the weather or something? Makes sense why they were looking so shaky yesterday.
>>1818896the ones that aren't riot affiliated drones are or were already in cs. The bookie orgs are an extra that helps lower tiers to have more competitons.
>>1818907don't care that much, they both look alright to me
but having watched lol esports for solid 10 years it's really weird seeing sjokz here. every time she's hosting CS event it just feels off to me
>>1818922i'm not messing with you when i say i've never heard of any of these orgs in my life
>>1818922lol what? only seen shopify rebellion and sentinels. and i think sentinels is just new org only famous for valorant?
>bro sjokz is a 4/10 and freya is a solid 7 or 8
Mouz = Israel
Vitality = Iran
>>1818922>karmine corp3dmax roster basically
>gentlematesno idea
>loudhues
>sentinels, shopify, c9, 100tAll NA and NA scene is dead.
>gengChina
Orgs are there but there are no players to fill these rosters. All valo
wtf why is ohne cheering for botality
>>1818932I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH
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>>1818933both team have two
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
Flamez will Throw to get two of his countrymen into the GF
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
>>1818936notorious mouz hater
>>1818933The Mongolz = USA (they also love fuckign around with eagles)
Let's go Mongolz.
>>1818929all those orgs are bigger than MOUZ/Mongolz/paiN except maybe Gentlemates (who are popular but shit)
>>1817583humiliation ritual
apex should embrace his villain roll like simple did in rio 22
>>1818936He's German and mouz have two jews.
at this point I prefer pain/mongolz to take the major. having vita stomping the finals would be so boring...
>>1818932both look like men
>>1818936germans can't go against jews
>>1818950so does vitality
>>1818948He did embrace it. Listen to his interview from yesterday.
>>1818951it'll be Berlin 2019 v2
mezii is cheating, he aim anywhere and gets double hs,
its been like this since their streak started
oi you got a loicence for that b site
>>1818957One as opposed to two. He went with lesser evil.
>BOO >:(
>EHHH :)
thank you NA
>>1818968>he doesn't know
https://x.com/Aphiren/status/1936478403537846452/photo/1
>>1818974You just know she wants to open an onlyfans real bad.
shit i drank too much im already getting sleepy
>>1818982>drinking for mouz vitality pain mongolz
>>1818932PROTECT THIS SMILE
>>1818974Are they not allowed to touch her, or is zywoo really gay?
look at this bug ahh looking nigga
>>1818987>touching the teams toilet with your hands
>>1818990movie villain lookin ahh
>>1818946>KConly 5 years old
>Gentlemates2 years old
>loud6 years
>sentinelsalmost 10 years
>shopify4 years old
>bds6 years
none of these except sentinels have the longevity to call em big, and even then pic related show they weren't relly a thing until valorant started
they'll deflate as quick as they rose up
How come they touch each other after every round?
why does the arena look so smol
stop spamming retarded esports ewhores
Why did you make ohnepixel the face of counterstrike
>>1818991it's 2025 anon, you can openly admit you're gay now
get those jews outta here
FLAMEZ FINALLY GOT THE MOSSAD MICROHACKS INSTALLED
you can clearly tell who was through military training
flameZ my nigga destroy those rats.
>>1819000uhh it improves teamwork and shit
>>1818999Vitality wasn't that old of an org when they joined CS yet everybody considered them a big org because of their presence in other esports
>>1819011is this why they also kiss after winning a match?
>it's the "lone jew hero out of vitality" script
>4-4
>zywoo 2 deaths
such a savefaggot
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>>1819008the only one of the kikes that's been in the millitary is Spinx
>>1819013no thats just flamez being a faggot
that would be a 10/10 face if not the teeth and mustache
>>1819017wtf is this ugly shit?
this would be the first time zywoo has beaten a top 5 team at a major playoffs btw
>>1819017Valorant is unironically a dying game and it's funny seeing those amerimongrels shilling it so mcuh
>>1819017i'd watch valorant but who the fuck is WOL ??
>>1819017this retard again
nobody cares nigga
mouz is going full choke again
>>1819025Well, they had two NA teams participating (the last one got eliminated yesterday).
>>1819026wolverhampton wanderers
>>1819029mouz has 0 cheaters so its not a fair game
yeah, it's over
looked ok there for a few minutes
>>1819035keep coping buddy
>>1819033the football team?
ropz deciding to rape today
>>1819029this is just prime Vitality
>>1819029>MOUZ losing to the undoubtely best team in the world that they've never beaten this year is them chokingstop using buzzwords
>>1819026Some Chinese team. They're playing a bo5 against fnatic right now and whoever wins advances to grand finals.
>>1819003underaged fans spamming him everywhere
Glad i made it for the finals and they are at a good time for EU
I want mouz raped and gaped. Come on frenchikikes.
the only 2 team based games that matter in e-sports are league and cs
anything ese is a mickey mouse game with a mickey mouse pro scene
do you think apex tried propping up flamez with "imagine theyre palestinian children in hospitals" and this kike just went off on them
>>1819056How do you forget Dota
>vitalitywinslol
cam on kikes, score some facking frags
>>1819048really?? that's amazing!
>>1819059Dota esports is unironically dead
>>1819059no one cares about dota bruh
>>1819064Yeah. And whoever loses is OUT.
Xertion and Sp0nx letting the alpha jew win. Very honorable.
>>1819042yeah
They did some weird split sponsor with EG before it went under and sponsored the dota team several years ago
this is so exciting and hype cs major is a revolutionary tournament that only features the most fun and exciting teams all over the world
>>1819056>leagueIt's only relevant in like two countries.
>>1819059>game where the prize pool of it's biggest tournament gets smaller and smaller each year
actually thought mouz had a chance because of how vitality looked against navi but maybe it was just good prep on navi's part
So Na'vi-Vitality was the true final? shit
Mongolz vs Vita will be better, trust the plan guys.
>>1819075it's more popular than CS in every country bar Mongolia, Denmark, ex-USSR and maybe Brazil
>>1819076It doesn't. The base prize pool has been the same for years. It's only getting smaller due to compendiums being absolute shit.
>Paris Major segment
soul
the last time CS was good as a game
>>1819080I made this up btw ty for riot partner
Why does the commentator use antisemietic language like "studio merchant"?
>>1819075nigga i hate league with my entire soul but there is no need to lie
You know what is a good idea? going down ramp after getting tagged
>>1819080Popular in terms of what? E-sports viewership? Because I was talking performance per region. Only China and Korea can compete at the highest level.
>>1819056League is boring to watch compared to Dota. Nothing happens in a pro game because once a team gets the slightest advantage then it's over. It's not rare to have a total roller-coaster Dota match with 2 kills per minute.
>>1818783He cute, more excited to see this guys debut than anything that's left of this major, unless mongolz can make the impossible happen it is going to be such a snoozer
>>1819078eh. at this moment i feel like navi<mouz. so this would be it
Ain't gonna lie, despite Vitality deserving it, this looks like the most paid major I've seen.
Everyone look pure fucking garbage since first map of spirit mouz.
Rebuild spirit around donk fuck shiro I was wrong about that nigga
R0pz locked in who called it
counter strike died yesterday we're at its funeral right now
>>1819101just sell donk to falcons
>globohomo team losing
?>??
>>1819091KD to the warriors moment
>Spirit died for this.
ty mouz for ruining the major.
>>1819095>League is boring to watch compared to Dota. Nothing happens in a pro game becausethat's just KR
watch chinese lol esports, it's action 24/7 they do some crazy shit all the time
Counting only bo3s vitality now have 33, 34 if they win this semi
>>1819078>Na'viNigga this ain't 2021.
>>1819100man that match was fun from the start until the end
Falcons would have made it more interesting. But redditors will still defend having BO1s at the major.
>>1819113literally no one cares anymore about that plumber streak
87-0 forever
>>1819107>falconsThis org just screams retirement home.
>>1819110>pretending they wouldn't have whipped spirit tooc'mon now
>>1819113>Counting only bo3serhmmm ackshually the bo1 are totally heckin cute and valid and as such vitality streak is done
>>1819122falcons will literally win everything with kyousuke, the 2nd best player in the world
flamez doesn't look like god's chosen people tend to look like
Can't do shit against Vitality. ropzwOo are the best power duo in CS history, and the other three can have their moments
>spirit struggled for 46 rounds against this
LOL
Team Vitality
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-
-
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The rest of the shitters
only faze can defeat vitality
the prophecy has been broken
>>1819129Can't wait for kyousuke to be exposed as a T2 farmer.
>>1819126nip never lost a bo1
what are the chances that mongolz/paiN beat vitality
>>1819134>only faze can defeat vitalityBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1819129People who post this meme deserve to be whipped to shit.
>>1819136can't wait for you to seethe
>>1819123not to this level, and even then seeing donk mald would be more entretaining than this souless team
im off to play videogames instead of watching this fucking stupid shit fuck this tournament fuck everything
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Alright...I'm calling it now,
THIS MAJOR IS A FUKING FLUKE
>>1819076>>1819081Dota's International prize pool got smaller because Valve allocates less manpower to the game and cut the compendiums developments. There is little to no money contribution from the community because no cool shiny skins to get. They're probably all in Half Life 3 and Deadlock atm.
>>1819139Mongolz? High
paiN? 0
>>1819141it's literally true you fucking nigger
it's going to be like tn1r who's rating increased when he went from gun5 to heroic
only difference here is that kyousuke is much better than tn1r
>>1819152That's what I said. Prize pools are getting smaller year to year because there's no point investing into or purchasing compendiums.
What's Sjokz wearing today??? <3 <3 <3
>>1819157red tight dress with a V cleavage thats squeezing her tits
>>1819148delicious tranny
>>1819155>THIS TIME THE FALCONS REBUILD WILL WORK FOR SURE!!!!1!11just like the last 10 times kek
>>1819157Underneath that red dress? Nothing.
why are all french majors asterisks?
>reddit forcing fnatic to quit after olofpass
>paris
>this
>>1819157a micro bikini and visible nipple clamps
vitality throwing on purpose to make the game more interesting
>>1819148Natalie can come anytime.
>>1819167Cluj Napoca 2015?
lol flamez just toggling on stage lmao
He had the info on the second one.
>actually toggled
ok, whatever
chad behavior from flamez right there
>Mouz starting to catch up
>instant toggle
HOLY SHIT FLAMEZ
>>1819148i love her
retardinous cretins thought mouz had a chance bow down u dumbies this will be a cakewalk for vitality
mouz are a fodder team that a team like vitality easily beats
>kikes
>not playing fair
many such cases
>Yo flamez just imagine those are palestinian children
>oh fuck i'm feelin it now thanks Dan
>penultimate round of the map
>one team's jew wallhacks on other teams two jews
what a clown game this is man, people just toggling on stage
>c-cheats!!!
uh no, here's the behind the head cam to prove it :)
is magog so bad they never had a smoke kill?
LMAO
FUCK YOU SHIRO
YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT
are we truly going to get one less jew in the final?
wooow what a surprise, vitality mopping the floor with mouz
>>1819167name the last time 4 of the top 5 teams were in playoffs, 3 of the 5 in semis
ynr choko getting 3 kills in a half on the last map
>>1819198>playing CSI seriously hope none of you do this.
mouzsisters i thought we were ready....
we got destroyed on our map pick
>>1819203n... no... the math said 20% chance... or something... uhh...
>>1819188they lost though? mouz has two, vitality has one
>>1819194its in the glasses, brought to you by elbit systems, funded by us departmen of defense
>>1819111>watch chinese lol esports, it's action 24/7 they do some crazy shit all the timeMaybe I'll give it a shot. Still the LoL's true meta is like I described since Koreans dominate and it has all to do with the game's design philosophy. Dota has been there too with the Chinese ricing 4 protect 1 meta but the game has changed drastically since its inception and it's a glorious brawling fiesta now.
>>1819131I don't get how not a single fucking retard talent scout, team manager or coach didn't saw coming that combining the most consistent player with highest game intelligence and the player with the most discipline and adaptability wasn't going to steamroll every other teams on the planet.
You just cannot beat zywoo and ropz, add in a young and sharp entry like flameZ and it's just impossible for vitality to not win every round by sheer individuality.
PAIN gaming will end these frauds.
>>1819210vitality also has 2
>You just cannot beat zywoo and ro-
reminder FlameZ almost quit playing CS because Niko rekt him so hard in a pug once
and very soon he will win a Major before him
ohne's sugarmommy arrived
>>1819217zywoo is the ghost of tsushima
ohne just be inviting anyone to his booth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPz6CzV8ik
kwab
everyone started spamming W so I thought who the fuck is this and it's just some cringe virtue signalling about "esports in mongolia"
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>took em 46 rounds
Kek
>>1819224NOOOOOOOOO ROPZ GET AWAY FROM THAT WHORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hate these subhumans trying to be funny on camera
>>1819210>>1819215>>1819223>>1819229Mouz have three. Torzsi is the third one.
>>1819217i think if they farm pain for confidence maybe
they'll be the crowd favorites but that hasn't mattered at all so far
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>>1819232vitality has 5, apex and ropz
why is everyone a jew for you retards
>>1819240I can just like feel them
>>1819240they're obviously going to rig it so they can wave an israeli flag on stage
>>1819240utterly mindbroken goyim
>>1819240like stand users, takes one to know one
I don't know how much longer I can take vitality winning, this match is fine cause fuck mouz but can't mongolz just win the final, someone else needs to win something that isn't a pgl event
what are the odds that every event is rigged now by finance capital, enforced thru the distribution of cheats and jewish players among the top teams?
just kind of sus that back in 2013 2014 etc there were no "israelis" on any good team...
Vitality > Astralis(Prime)
TRUTH NUKE
>>1819254Literally whats wrong with 1 team winning everything? Just enjoy the dynasty
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*ends the jews*
wait the finals is a bo5... how the fuck is pain or mongolz winning a bo5 lol? my iq is pretty low but i just figured out vitality will win this i think
>>1819240to the untrained eye your average french person looks like a jew because their faces are rate shaped
this is why people need to learn physiognomy to be as acurate as possible when you're being xenophobic
>>1819261the finals is bo3.
>>1819261>wait the finals is a bo5This ain't no Valorant boy. This major's GF is bo3.
when did globohomo start deconstructing the nationalist, ethnostate team based CS and making it all "EU" or "World" and then later injecting jews into the teams?
Hello Counter Strike friends
>>1819265faze unironically
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Boys?
jw is pregnatn check magog
everyone has 4chanx and sees deleted posts right
hm, i expected Vita to pick nuke
still 2:0
>>1819265its more about justifying amerikkkas genocide thru its rabid dog israel sicko
>>1819259What's there to enjoy about it? We go into every tournament knowing they win if they attend, no tension, no excitement it's basically predetermined, only melbourne was cool but ever since it's clear they aren't losing
finna don't think we gettins train
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you vill not identify as nation states
you vill be a "european" team with several non euros
is we getting a major update after the major
>want to support mouz because of them
>>1819281cry about it /int/faggot
mezii has the most disgusting playing posture ive ever seen
>>1819283>is wehello my melanated friend
>can't have 30 rounds of Counter Strike because "it's too long"
>but we NEED endless desk segments and breaks between individual maps
>>1819290and it fucked the game's economy
>>1819292welcum to ameriga :DD
>>1819288nahhhh dis nigga zesty
>>1819290i think breaks between maps are okay, but there should be minimal delay between halfs too, like 1-2 minutes to switch sides and warmup, and go
>>1819265MOUZ unironically
they were the first english-speaking team with allu and then NikO/IoweI and then they kicked their german core and became fully international
and now you've got the jews
>>1819292that's apparently not even that bad by american standards
>>1819299let people enjoy things
they won pistol
gg vitality
onwards to next map
>>1819302>>1819292>>1819291there are venues here in houston that charge 20+ for a beer
>>1819259Vitality is unironically too good.
Astralis was dominating but they had that semi rivalry with Liquid going on and it's not like they won everything, navi and liquid won cologne, fnatic won kato2018, c9 won the first 2018 major.
Vita is just too far above anyone else without them being that impressive, everyone else are just gigantic chokers like Spirit, Mouz and especially falcons.
Their roster is also too kind hearted, people accuse Mouz of being auraless but this vitality is peak auraless, everyone is just likeable.
Zywoo is too humble, flameZ look like your zoomer younger brother, mezii is some bong potato and he talks once every month, ropz is a taciturn estonian who just does the job. The only exception is apex and he basically is Vita's whole personality.
One team being just far better than everyone else makes cs way less interesting.
>>1819311astralis
4 majors
countless tournament wins
vitality 6 tournaments vs extremely weak field
1 major
not even the same galaxy.
>>1819299>an API scam>an application protocol interface scamwhat the FUCK are they talking about
>>1819313i look like that and i say that while im playing valarante
>>1819275Its exciting to watch who is the first one to defeat them
>>1819315https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2926756889
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>>1819313Based, unironically
>>1819321John McAfee just left me 6 voice messages about this link
>>1819315cs item trading scam
why they hate apex in particular?
>>1819325oh its about stealing your key which steams APIs use
horrible name
and those APIs probably shouldn't even exist lol
what stops a team from hiring grop of people, putting them in front row and like coordinate shouting, like for example, you're team A, and team B is sneaking on long on dust, and there are these guys in the crowd who shout some thing that you know means B guys are going long etc. you know what i mean
>>1819329do that and the entire CS economy crumbles
>>1819330they can't hear the crowd, they are wearing noise cancelling headphones
>>1819330even if they could hear such a conspiracy involves way to many people
>>1819330you dont need anything that complicated, an anal bead transmitting morse code should be enough
>>1819329whole economy is built around websites using them
if valve does anything the lose billions by killing all the marketplaces
>>1819332>>1819337how and why
it's a video game where you shoot other people and trade skins in person with other people innit
>>1819314I'm talking about this period of 6 months motherfucker, Astralis didn't won everything on a period of 6 months.
Obviously Vitality's trophy tally isn't comparable to 2,5 years of domination.
Now if Vitality wins every single tournament they attend this year will you say it's not comparable knowing Astralis was never close to this even in 2018, their most dominant year?
>>1819336Don't they check you before you get on stage?
>>1819339cope more
Astralis will always be the greatest of all time.
mouz bros i am thinking we are back
how was that not a collat?? if it hit one???
where did the cheating buttplug meme come from
was it chess or was it esports
vitality sisters it's over...
>>1819338skins have value
therefore people want skins
to get skins you have to open cases
buying cases and keys gives valve money
by keeping a market where people spend ridiculous ammount of money for skins people will still buy cases and keys
there is more to it but that's the most basic way to explain it
>>1819342i'm waiting for that disaster round that starts the vitality snowball
>>1819349wtf how did you know i was danish??
MOUZ already in the final
torzshitGOD is here to make sure they lose this series 1-2
Unironically fake comeback script. They realized it was getting too boring.
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watch him toggle in a few rounds
>>1819347chess
the best player got beaten and got super mald about it and everyone ran with his accusation
>>1819341Who even denied this lmao? Astralis is the GOAT team but if Vitality wins everything for the same lenght of time, they'll be better, and unlike devve, Zywoo will be number1.
The REAL israeli soldier woke up.
>>1819365astralis had harder competition
torzsi gooned today, not Jimpphat
this is better, 1st map was fucking shit
Dont tell me bad guys will be in the finals
>>1819370Bait used to be believable.
>>1818940he was right bros
hasn't vitality been amazing on train?
>>1819365vitality unironically has zero competition
daily reminder that it was in Inferno that Vitality lost against Legacy
what you eating cs-toog
for me, it's government approved slop
lmao torzi just straight up toggling between maps
>>1819374cope?
teams have been so weak this year
>>1819365The work and impact dev1ce had on that team is 100% higher than what zywoo does with his all-stars team.
>>181937921:30 too early for dinner
I don't think we are getting a graffiti play ever again.
Just joined, now the game is kino. Thank me later
>>1819370Like who? Lulquid? LMAO
>jimmy trapped in a little cage
Heโs that kinda gooner huh
>>1819387closest thing to a graffiti play was the niko deagle
>Spinx hiding in a corner and popping out to ambush
Man loves to do this huh
Neither of these clowns can beat pain.
>>1819390that's slander
he's a rotating pocket pussy kinda guy
Why pick inf retards you can't play it
>>1819387it's been almost a decade since last graffiti right?
>>1819370>harder competitionNavi with flamie and edward? The biggest bots ever allowed in tier1?
Faze without an IGL?
>>1819404>aleksib: first time?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>1819374>>1819389>>1819398>>1819405even steel said teams rn have bad strats and macro plays
Jimi is literally drinking pussy juice
>>1819404Apex is 100% sick or some shit.
>texas is the home of international counterstrike
wtf are they talking about
counterstrike is a european nationalist esport
holy shit its Jason Lake man
>>1819402Netanyahu doesn't want his people to keep losing.
>>1819417>nationalist>two best teams in the world are international soulless EU mixes with jews in them
>>1819414supplied by the mouz girl?
>>1819415>sick or some shit.A pretty elegant way of saying that he got some laced shit a couple of days ago
>>1819420senator armstrong
>>1819420kill yourself newfag
>>1819413>steel AHAHAHAHAHHAA
The retard banned for a decade?
HtC8
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jewbros we are so back
>>1819420a guy that pretends to really care about esports and people buy it for some reason
>>1819417cpl zoomie ass nigga
>>1819417Americans are fucking retarded they say new york has best pizza in world
>>1819420some businessman selling you something
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what the fuck was that interview what a faggot lol
>>1819426yes, globohomo was afraid and pozzed it
>>1819434dreamhack > cpl
Hey guys wanna hear a joke?
American esport
>>1819442that's not a joke, that's a tragedy
>zywoo -3 but it's not enough
Yeah, feel it boy.
>>1819432the vitality bitch is bad af no cap
>Vitality's inferno
EEEEEEEEEEW THAT FUCKING STINKS
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KWAB
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>fucking apex of all people schooling p1mple on how to use shotguns
Vitality is gonna win this map
mark my words.
this really feels like it's the first time in forever that we see train
The You ready fragmovie quickly went from apex to flameZ.
Didn't Apex do this exact same Mag7 strategy very recently?
>>1819459academy players could school p0mple
>>1819470certified jw moment
it looks like its going to be an overtime
>>1819467I only remember some other team doing it recently. But it's not super rare, you see it occasionally.
>>1819470The graffiti play of Austin 2025....
They should add bazookas into CS. Thoughts?
>vitality plays inferno against legacy
>get btfo
>vitality plays inferno against mouz
>gets btfo
and they say inferno is their best map??
zywoo eco farmer as usual, he always does this
>>1819465Navi picked it against spirit during stage 3 games.
>>1819482they've been figured out
Not the first 1-11 comeback ropz has done.
MOUZ is winning map 3, bet your house on it
>>1819486it's time for the froggies to learn ancient
Thank goodness Mouz have fight in them
vitalitysistas....should we be worried?
PLEASE WIN THIS VITALITY FOR THE CS SAKE
funny thing is every single zywoo kill was eco
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What a slut.
>flamez and spinx only ones interviewed
sus
SJOKZ THAT RED DRESS IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Mongolz? They're winning this all.
why does spincks sound like that? is he . . . retarded?
>>1819497the outfits are getting lewder just like my corruption h games
what will tomorrow bring
>>1819497DEVOURING those armpits.
not trying to be a contrarian, but cs2 train kinda sucks IMO
>>1819492mouz has gotten clapped on train twice
it's over, unfortunately
>>1819481They need to add a FAL as a substitute for AK like a4/a1.
Same cost, 1 shot hs, 20 bullets but easier to control spray.
Don't tell me this is gonna end faster than their game against spirit.
>>1819503she does this in league events too it's so hot
Dona is sexy, not gonna lie
Want to kiss her arms
>>1819499there one more map to play before that jimi
>>1819498don't be so anti semitic you freak
>>1819518kys fat fetishist
dona has those pants that hide the gut but push up the butt to give her that fat dumper
>magog chuds wants to genocide this and watch them lose in counter strike
Explain yourselves.
>spirit drops their own dust2 because shiro goes full retard
>vitality drops their own inferno because?
No really, why the fuck did they do it?
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>Average cucktality fan
>>1819470mag is broken wtf
>>1819522it's called shapewear
>>1819523Iran has the right to defend itself.
>>1819524it was mostly choppers fault
>>1819523This hebrew shit looks AI generated frfr.
dupreeh my GOAT on the desk
>>1819523all she has is big boobs, she's like a 4 at best you fucking retard
>>1819523If I shoot my seed inside her but raise our kids as uncut non-Jewish, would it count as antisemitism?
>>18195233 kikes are taking the de_train today and they won't be the last
>20 minutes to change maps
>>1819523>buying 20 cent iphone case from aliexpress and re-selling it for $10yeah they deserve it
>>1816817alcohol withdrawals
>>1819523>magog chuds wants to genocide this and watch them lose in counter strikeFuck off you mossad whore. Your tricks won't work on me.
>>1819537MR15 died for this.
>>1819530T-side on Nuke was his fault. Dust2 was mostly on shiro. It's one of the best maps for awpers.
>>1819544MONGOLIA x INDIA SUPER POWER 2026
>>1819544you don't know how glad i am that cheating retard set back the indian cs scene 10 years
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Well, at least there's still a game that fnatic can win at.
>>1819387There's been a million moments more impressive than half the grafittis, valve just aren't making them anymore, something like the dosia nade, 4 t awps on d2 or olof molly defuse are/were completely standard plays. Defusing if you got the health for it when the only other option is to lose the round is obvious, every random pug team was buying 5 awps/autos on the last round of d2 even back in 2008 if they had enough for aks as well, the nade was smart but hurting economy in a losing round was not really revolutionary, valve are just lazy or don't want to turn every wall on every map into an artwork
>3 Jews on train-themed map
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>ohne's audience
You deserve better, Michael.
>>1819558yeah, at this point something truly epic should happen to warrant a graffiti
>>1819562This kid's name is Michael.
>>1819558those plays were all fucking cool as fuck to see live AT THE MAJOR you stupid retard. they're special because they're taking chances and doing risky shit vs playing like beta bitches and staying safe at the biggest tourney
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Jeffrey Dahmer lookan motherfucker.
>>1819569cool it with the antisemitism
>>1819558they stopped cus no one makes good moments anymore. CS died with covid
>>1819576uhhh nexa bros? ntr vibes from this pic
>>1819564>hot Dona? Yeah.
>>1819569>>1819574Seek help (professional).
>>1819567yes you fucking retard and his point is that there have been dozens of cooler players live AT THE MAJOR ASWELL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>1819559>torszi>spinx>flamez>xertion>zywoo
>>1819576>Jeffrey Dahmer lookan motherfucker>dona I know all the spotsUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BOYS?!
yo is there a downs syndrome kid behind one of the teams
>>1819582NO THERE HASN'T YOU FUCKING RETARD DO YOU EVEN WATCH THESE MATCHES?
>>1819576i would not allow my gf to go to america, americans are way too charismatic and sexy.
>>1819567All of those were optimal and either risk free or forced dude, but yes they were cool just not groundbreaking
>>1819565That faze bullshit round would've been if they completed the comeback I feel
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Y'all watchan tomorrow, right?
>>1819558>>1819567>>1819582>>1819589>>1819591they should add a sign on inferno with a stinky looking bee to symbolize how shitty vitality has been on inferno
sloppy production, mossad
ropz reminds Spinx who's the better lurker
>vitality start on ct
>train is very ct sided
Lol, this map needs to go. Just think back to that spirit-navi game on train.
>>1819592yes if vitality wins
>>1819503>Corruption h-gamesrecommend me some kino h-bro
>>1819598no, it's only slightly ct sided
>>1819589yes there has not been a better play than sticking a defuse while on a molotov these past fucking 8 years you cum guzzler
>>1819603It's not slightly ct sided at all if you look at t1 games.
friendly reminder to always drop the incendiary for the molotov if you're CT
>>1819601lady you are 40 years old
>>1819601her facial expression when i show her my 12cm bwc
>>1819609fully ripe, you say?
>>1819601lady you are 40 years old
*cums inside her multiple times*
>>1819601what did she mean by this????????????????????????
>>1819606there's so few games that looking at only top 5 is useless
>>1819601>t-modelShe's into bad boys, I take it?
>>1819601>40 year old auntie who's biological clock is tickingAAAAAAAAAAAAH U FUCKING HAG GET PREGNANT ALREADY
>>1819592who the fuck are paper rex
>>1819618>auntieSAAAAAAAAAAR
damn this map sucks ass bro
>>1819620A SEA Valorant team.
>>1819620mongolz valorant
I've seen enough. Take out Inferno and put in Cobblestone.
>>1819629oh, fuck no
no bntet no watch
>>1819631cs2 really needs some big maps
no overpass/cobble is crazy
>>1819619i want to have sex with that man
vitality is obviously seeing through smoke this is retarded
>>1819637Calm down Freya.
>>1819634a rage toggle after that map 2 was predictable to say the least
MOUZ is winning place all ur money on the comeback
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>>1819631>>1819636do you guys even remember what playing cobblestone was like?
we got a grafitti tier play bros
>>1819645yeah cobble fucking sucked, much more after the ""remake""
>>1819645The good old days... I love that map.
Can't win with 2 Jews on Train. They're too traumatized.
>>1819645dont care nigger we need some maps with personality, all of them are auraless
why is there an actual retard behind mouz
another mickey mouse major for apex
>pain vs vitality grand finals
>>1819645Never liked this map.
>>1819645This version of the map was peak
>>1819651the goat of getting 0 info smoke kills
weird how he's so good at that...
Why couldn't S1mple do that?
>>1819665fat fingers make it slower to react
>>1819660thats their coach
CT SIDED MAP
>CT SIDED MAPCT SIDED MAP
>CT SIDED MAPCT SIDED MAP
>CT SIDED MAPCT SIDED MAP
>CT SIDED MAPCT SIDED MAP
>CT SIDED MAP>>1819665'cause they didn't get to play train.
>>1819665Crowd isn't cheering for ZywOo, 0 pressure basically playing in a studio.
>>1819665Outdated cheats.
they'll add cache after the major and take mirage OUT
>>1819676Should've banned train*
Why did the USA audience turn into a Brazilian library after FaZe got BTFO?
least obvious rage toggling in cs
what a joke of a esports, im going back to BW
>>1819683but mongolz arent playing?
this is brutal mouz is so lost on this map
Congratulations Vitality on winning the Major
why is there a downie lurking behind mouz
>why is there a downie lurking behind mouz
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>why is there a downie lurking behind mouz
>>1819684sasha, time to practice if you want a place in tier 1.5 cs
>>1819690WIn*
*- if they're properly backed by the US
the bad guys are winning bros
>Wins GOTY
>Wins Major
How do the French do it
>>1819700But vita is ahead?
zywoo wins a 2vs2 "the goat." how is this guy so bland
Whoever decided to leave train out is a dumb nigger retard. It's literally decided by coin at that point.
>>1819701Vitality is not French.
Zywoo is so smart with positioning it's insane
I can't even think how hard it is playing him in an official
>>1819701faze got eliminated lil bro
>>1819700But MOUZ only got 1 round?
Vitality is the greatest team ever. The best squad of all time, the greatest run. We are witnessing a generational dynasty in the making... im honoured...
#VforVictory
yeah this series is over. mongolz or pain arent beating this team if mouz cant
>>1819700mutt detected
le fuck you apex hjehehehehe
loooooool stay mad ;]
who will get raped in the finals, thirdies or secondies?
Sasha bros... it's time to admit it... Zywoo is simply the GOAT...
https://www.twitch.tv/sliggytv/clip/CleanExpensiveRaccoonPraiseIt-kES8oMk_T2Gk8Y9g
this is 100x more hype than this shit
it has never been this over
how are sides decided? on mm you are randomly assigned (i think) on faceit you have a knife round, do they toss a coin or some shit?
>>1819645it ran like shit
>torszhit ghosting
>MOUZ are gone
KWAB
FUCK YOU APEX XDDDDDDD
FUCK YOU APEXXXX :DDDDDDDDD
FUCK YOU APEX ;////////////
:(((((
Crowd cheer curse is a thing huh
>1819720
what do you get out of this?
Snooze fest. The major is the worst T1 tournament.
>>1819720wtf that was sick
>>1819722>2 chudded 2 care
>>1819720the female casters voice is cool
the finals will lastunder an hour. no way pain or mongolz stand a chance against Vit unless the hosts make them throw a game
glad this is ending so quick so i can go do other shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOV0H3O0QxA
>>1819736showmatch going to be more competitive
our only hope now is mongolz utterly humiliating vitality
>>1819741our only hope is pain winning then vita completely raping them making this the worst major ever
>>1819736why do you retards always count the other team out. mouz gave vitality a challenge and mouz was on the verge of being eliminated just a few days ago lmao. the winners will need to take the championship hard, not easy.
How is it that Vitality can only win the most boring Majors
remember last year when the ""opinion makers"" tried to push the narrative that Zywoo chokes on decider maps
kek
>>1819743not everyone is a cs hating faze tranny, friend
>>1819746pain is a top 20 team bro
mongols are not good
If MOUZ have ct side figured out then it could very well go to OT but they REALLY NEEDED 4 rounds on T. Not that much room for mistakes.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOM TEL AVIV
>>1819750you don't love cs if you don't love faze
>>1819720Valorantโs โbiggestโ caster is unironically a woman if I remember correctly. Unbelievably annoying to listen to, they make sure she casts the most important games and grand finals.
Can you believe this shit? Why would they do that?
lmaooo look at these endless tears from FaZe glory hunters and Falcons browns
fucking love it
>0.8
>1-3
its so obvious that vita is cheating somehow
their game is the only game that doesnt look like its laggin
every single fight they get double hs with m4 with just barley aiming into the general direction
while everyone else it takes 1.5 seconds before they can kill anyone
SAAARS WHITE PEOPLE LAUGHING ABOUT US AGAIN
BLOODY FORSAKEN BITCH PLAYER
>>1819755Pansy is a OG lmao and a great caster.
>>1819755Pansy? It would be so funny if the best caster for Valulrant is an ex-CS caster kek.
>>1819746mouz beat spirit. if they cant beat vitality then pain/mongolz certainly wont thats just reality.
>>1819755shut up chud pansy is a great caster
>>1819645i liked some versions but hated others
it's like what they've done with vertigo
never a full remake but constant map wide changes
>>1819758>alexander cockburn
>>1819766>wouldWould you bomb Hillary too?
>>1819601>literal terrorist>but he's 30' 2" :3love from kazakhstan
>>1819770nta
i would bomb serbia as well
>>1819774That's not good vibes.
Sincerely. Nexa.
do not notice who has the most kills on mouz teams
did vitality drop inferno on purpose?
>>1819620the team that got assb lasted by mongolz in Asia tournaments every time, they switched to Valorant which actually was better for them monetarily wise. they had no future in cs
Okay nevermind. Dumb fucks on mouz don't know how to play train yet they left it out for some reason.
zywo wasn't aiming anywhere near the head, gets inst hs
>>1819777i was about to send some bombs on serbia but tose trips saved your ass
>>1819758Not to be that guy but damn... 52 year old Hillary was kinda hot...
torzsi is just a complete bot every 3rd game
>>1819779they 100% did to make it more interesting. they will likely do the same in finals.
Chopper and shiro are legit retarded for losing to this.
>>1819760>>1819761>>1819767>he wants to listen to a woman casterwtf is wrong with you
>>1819788>a woman casteresl
>>1819755isn't it a troon
mimi or something
i don't really give a fuck who wins i just want to watch good cs while drinking beer
and i only have 1 beer left....................
>>1819788i mean if she has a cute voice you can jerk it a lil bit
>>1819781>Dumb fucks on mouz don't know how to play train OR DO THEY?
>>1819796but there's another bo3
>>1819798i aint watching that shit
>>1819798in like 30 mins to an hour after this match ends
enough time to go get more beer
>>1819791is she? i remember her casting CS and she sucked cock
need Brollan and Torzsi to turn it on.
is riot so desperate they need to pay indians to shill their game here?
euGODS are we staying up?
>>1819798im not watching 2 dogshit teams
nor am i wasting time on vita vs dogshit team in a bo3 finals
>>1819806yes but doing other shit
>>181980622:45 on a saturday you finna know
>>1819805They're about to mog the shit out of CS in a week when MSI starts. Doubt they care.
>>1819810give me an example
>>1819801unfortunately shops with beer arew closing in 14 minutes and i live too far from one
mongolz can win bo3 vs vitality
>>1819819im playing rematch
Never leave train out unless you've got CT side figured out.
>>1819820go to a 24/7 supermarket or some shit
>>1819809>faze got clapped by a dogshit teamunlucko s0mple bros
>>1819800>>1819803>>1819809you guys also have a point
im not sure if i want to watch it, but it might be a shitstorm and a fun BO3 to watch
i like silly games but god oh god i wish i had at least 2-3 more beers ahhhhh
>>1819820drink rubbing alcohol diluted in water
>>1819821maybe if they play mirage 3 times in a row
>>1819824selling alcohol is banned after 23 (11pm) in my city
more dogshit observing/directing
God tier performance from Vitallica
RIP deadmouz
mouz overperformed this major, yes or no?
And that's the major. See you in November or whatever.
what are these niggas doin bruh the game is over !!!!!!
>>1819830do you live in Copenhagen?
Based zyGOD got another major
how do i pronounce the bug ahh looking coachs name
yea aint no one beating these niggas
>>1819817only when chinks play, sorry but cs is bigger in the western world, it is not 2018 anymore.
I just arrived, more games today?
>vitality wins another major
brollan is a joke. shitty ass teammate that does nothing every game and goes 4-16
>ropz attended 3 CS2 finals in a row
GOAT rifler in 2 years with Godwoo
>>1819835No. They beat spirit by virtue of their awper and igl being braindead.
Their inferno was surprisingly good though.
flamez didn't high five brollan and torzsi lol
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>1819845the last kino game, pain vs mongols, in one hour
>>1819839notice how mouz forms a 6 sided hexagon...
>>1819835>still pretending that mouz is bad
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THOSE MILK JUGGERS
>>1819827this will be the most kino match of the evening
these are evenly matched teams
furia v pain was good too
stupid fucking hungarian dog that cant play consistent for his life
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>squeezing those arms as hard as i can while hatefucking her
>crying at sight of 40yo auntie
CRY TORZI CRY HAHAHAHAHA
VITA FTW
>cry
damn he knew they could win, map 2 they knew they could win
>Crying into a eggless hag
lucky fuck
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What did she whisper in his ear?
>>1819844Bro Caedrel had like 200k viewers co-streaming a EU regional LoL tournament earlier today. This is pure cope.
>>1819857ok now i feel bad at least he knows he massively fucked up
>be professional salaried cs player
>can't play all the maps
I'll never understand this. mouz looked like they never played train before
Vita Mouz might the most boring ass rivalry in history, I don't think for a moment they're able to win it.
wasn't this guy bot frag in mirage lmao
>>1819867>i'll let you finish inside later
how do you say "it's over" in your language?
TO KONIEC
>>1819873nooooo i need a heckin permaban (i am paid 6 figures btw)
>Mathieu 'ZywOo' Herbaut 53-32 +21 94.2 80.7% 1.46
my GOAT
>>1819864>damn he knew they could win, map 2 they knew they could winNo they couldn't. They don't have ct train locked and whichever retard decided to leave it out should consider suicide.
Got a pic with twistzz :D
umm bros i thought Vitality can't beat a top 10 team in a Major? what's happening to my narratives????
>>1819874liquid v astralis is fucking worse. at fucking least mouz can say that vitality was always there to stop them and they fought some maps here and there but liquid always fucking lost no matter how dominant they looked in the season
>astralis takes a break>liquid dominates>astralis comes back>liquid gets raped in the major>https://youtu.be/bmrUex9UJ3c?si=kqGi0mt60lRWhLQn
was inferno an intentional throw?
>>1819861not the first time
>>1819885veganchads get poon like THIS?
>>1819894Young Sjokz was so hot
crying little fat bitch crying over losing a video game what a fat faggot
>>1819884adevarat s-a terminat
We need to ban ropz from the game.
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>first shiro
>now torzsi
AWPers are too emotional. Thank god my GOAT simple ain't like that and always cool, calm and collected. When is he playing btw?
Torzi said the issue might be inside his head VS Vitality, do you think that's the case?
>>1819897i dont understand why she went blond
flamez you've been staring at dona's boobs 2 days on a row
kinda rude
Was chrisj right about women and stuff?
>>1819912she only likes shotas
>>1819896no, he fucks grannies
>>1819912it's in his genes
>>1819907probably
happens to literally everyone who loses to a dominant team over and over. you start to buy into the narrative that it's a foregone conclusion subconsciously
>1h
tf do i do in a meantime?
i was thinking of making pizza on these ready to go dough from Kaufland but i already had one yesterday
or do i go take a shower and jack off
>>1819889>>1819887back to /sp/ after Mongolians eliminate you thรญrdรฌe dogs
>>1819920>still ragebaiting on day 15 of the major
>>1819919how are you able to shower in 1 hour lol, It takes me like 2 and a half minimum
>>1819922yoo ur such a cool 4channer
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Thoughts?
>>1819924nah shower takes me like 5 minutes 10 max if i chill in there
i meant like i take a shower and maybe do some other stuff
i think im going to make a pizza fuck it im a dirty fat fag
man this next match is sooo boring, gonna watch tarik instead...
>>1819912he prefers asses
>>1819930>I knew Faze was going to lose because s1mple didn't attend the team dinner for NEO's birthdayliteral schizo logic
did Chrisj do a bit too much drugs? He is Dutch after all
>>1819930Based from ChudJ and the GOAT desu.
>>1819930Everyone knows s1mple is locker room cancer. In the past he had the skills to back it up. He doesn't now.
>>1819932it's getting pathetic
watching house md until pain vs mongolz starts
man season 8 sucks
I thought the vitality girl would be french
>>1819941this cs major yeah
>Pain/Mongolz is in the semi final of a major
>not Faze
>not G2
>not Navi
>not Astralis
>Not fnatic
>Not VP
>Not Nip
>not Furia
>Pain gaming
Grim.
>>1819930extremely common chrisj W
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>"zywoo are you going to win the major?"
>"we'll see."
>"who do you want to face in the final? mongolz or pain?"
>"doesn't matter, we'll beat them."
derp
We've got nonwhite argie dogs here as confirmed via spee
>>1819949does the jame method allow for women or is it hands only?
>>1819949gla1ve can affirm
>>1819930i watched the vlog and karrigan said simple just overslept a nap
>>1819947f0ze lost to MongolZ
g2 lost to MongolZ
n0vi are on the other side of the bracket
astralis sadly didn't qualify, but they'd be 2-3 in stage 3
>fnatic nip vp even getting a mentionfuria lost to paiN
what's your point retard
maybe these shitters should've won, no? neither pain nor mongolz had bullshit games that you can point to and say "they fluked," all those retards just lost
>but muh big orgsall great majors had small orgs in playoffs. renegades, avangar, ence
>>1819945and yet your little game has half the viewership of cs lol
why pasha didn't go to the major on his bike this time?
>>1819954wtf
get out of here nonwhite argies
t. white argie
>>1819961>astralis sadly didn't qualify, but they'd be 2-3 in stage 3maybe with cadian, but with hooxi they would be in quarters 100%
>>1819964hard to do it over an ocean
mongolz can't win with this nigger
>>1819964yeah let's see him bike from poland to texas
>all great majors had small orgs in playoffs. renegades, avangar, ence
>>1819974damn, papito still looks fit. really miss that vplow squad.
>>1819972>kato 2019 is le bad>berlin 2019 is le bad>antwerp 2022 is le badgo and suck a massive dick, dbz spic
>>1819970techno can pop off in some games and then he does dogshit in others.
>>1819970>weakest link is just a rifler>igl is one of the top performersmake it make sense
>>1819924are you one of those hambeasts from my 600lb life?
>>1819974Damn Pasha has nice thighs.
>>1819981imagine Jame's VP but Jame is a rifler
this guy is their SANJI
>>1819984no, I'm just a 20yr old bottom twink
>>1819974we need soulful niggas like him back
>>1819981apparently the IGL is also a pretty good chess player or something
>>1819990top 3000 in the world
kek Latinx street dogs on the 'gog
barking away with their tranime
>>1819990top 5k
>>1819991 but still, he's VERY good
>>1819988is it because of all the feces constantly dripping from your anus that's been railed 5000 times from being such a sodomite? Sounds rough though
>>1819961>renegades, avangar, enceAnd all of these are shitter orgs that no longer exist or are relevant, like Apeks and ITB who went to 2023 major playoffs yet disappeared in less than a year.
Imagine just 10 year from now:
>Oh yeah did you remember the final of Austin major>Yeah, beginning of vitality era I remember, who they were playing against already?>Pain gaming>Who?>a shitty ass brazilian org that went away 5 months laterAll of the greatest grands were big orgs of their time, Vp/Nip kato 2014 Fnatic/Envy at cologne 2015, Clourd9/Faze at boston 2018, Faze/Navi at antwerp 2022.
No one remembers who the fuck Astralis was against at berlin 2019, they just remember Astralis won the major.
The most irrelevant major in history is krakov 2017 and for a good reason of opposing gambit and immortals in grands. If it wasn't for the dosia nade this final would have been forgotten by everybody.
>flamez trying to explain how theyre tricking their own god
and i started to like him
910 looks like generic asian fisherman in games.
>ayo gringo you gotsta be respecting Brazil n shieeet we have the world cup and invented the airplane o algo
>>1819996>No one remembers who the fuck Astralis was against at berlin 2019nice outing of yourself, retard, everyone who knows CS knows about Jame mindbreaking teams with Jame Time
>Fnatic/Envy at cologne 2015doesn't that fit into "shitter orgs that no longer exist or are relevant," mongrel?
>The most irrelevant major in history is krakov 2017 without looking up, tell me who won the MVP at columbus 2016
why is there no grid girls in CS?
this is why esports will never be treated seriously
we need some sexy bitches on the scene man
>>1819930I did wonder how the atmosphere would be with s1mple. I saw some translated interview where he talked with Dosia about playing in FaZe and he seemed surprisingly mature and self aware at first. Although later he made some weird comment regarding mistakes that needed to be fixed within the team that just didn't sit right with me but it's obviously hard to tell what is going on from an outside perspective.
>>1819996>If it wasn't for the dosia nade this final would have been forgotten by everybody.Zeus winning the Major with a CIS stack after getting booted by Navi would not be forgotten by anyone, you fucking dumb newfag
you are talking about things you didn't even witness first hand.
>>1819993Is Uruguay whiter than the majority of latin america?
>>1820003that would be too hetero coded
Reminder that Russia won , they took clay and you'll never get it back.
>>18200100 ruzzians in semis KWAB
>>1819016it's an economy based game.
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>>1820002>Fnatic/Envy>shitter orgsFnatic and Envy are 2 of the most legendary orgs in this game history. The fact Envy doesn't exist anymore isn't important in the discussion when they achieved so much. Pain has and will never achieve anything but can get major playoffs somehow.
>Jame TimeThe most memorable gig of Avangar is sanji the decoy and awp carrier for Jame, Jame time is a player meme not a team meme, most people aware of Jame associates it with his VP days.
>MVP at columbus 2016Coldzera without ever looking it up, the brazilian era was good and the LG/SK were far more deserving of anything than Pain.
>>1819999makes sense
he and senzu are country boys even by mongolian standards iirc. hence the lack of english
>>1820018>Envy>most legendary org in CS historyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jewish brothers how did we lose that?
>>1819993funnily enough after playing a quite bit of geoguesser this map correlates surprisingly well with which south american populations looks more european. Though I imagine that there are very stark differences within brazil, I imagine that southern brazil would score closer to uruguay.
>>1820021But we won that.
Mouz is so pathetic and a waste of time from start to finish. A complete feeder team. This is worse than not performing at all. All that effort only to be remembered as the team that wasn't quite good enough. I regret having that tiny hope that they could ever make it.
>>1820001even doe no one says nor looks like that
>>1819974bring me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbfc4tunpng
>>1820018>Fnatic and Envy are 2 of the most legendary orgs dead and irrelevant
>Jame time is a player meme not a team memeand guess how it started, newfag
>the brazilian era was good and the LG/SK were far more deserving of anything and the legends of CIS CS Zeus, Dosia, AdreN, mou winning a major is le bad how?
Our happy good boy chungus goatsi CRIED and you are making fun of him
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>*saves the white race*
>>1820005>you fucking dumb newfagyou are talking about things you didn't even witness first hand.
I've watched all major finals since cologne 2015 and gambit immortals was the most boring cs match I've ever seen.
>>1820020>shitting on EnvyPure fucking newfag, Kenny in Envy mogs your favorite player. As a matter of fact your favorite player was probably in this video https://youtu.be/hFGdbh_sYoE saying Kenny is the best awper in the world you fucking newfaggot.
>>1820025you had faith in mouz, a team that went 0-2 in stage 3 and only made playoffs because they faced chokequid, brazil and turks?
>>1820035>Kenny in Envy not even his peak, what a poser newfag your are KEK
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>>1819326he's french, they hate the coach too, they struggle to hate zywoo tho
>>1819972berlin was goddamn awful, genuinely one of the worst majors ever, at least since I've been watching in 2017
>>1820031>Zeus, AdreN, mou>legends of anythingLearn who markeloff is newfag.
>>1820040i've never said it was his peak, you are the newfag who thinks people don't know who coldzera is, literaly newfag of all newfags lmao.
Post freya's legs or sjokz's pits or some shit or whatever you like to post and make a new thread.
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>>1820040he won his major in envy therefore that's his peak
it's even more impressive because the awp at that point got nerfed than when he was on titan
>>1820035kenny was:
good in titan
okay in envy
trash everywhere else
Embarrassing samefaggotry going on right now.
>>1820044>Dosia isn't a legend>AdreN isn't a legendyou have the smallest brain in the thread, I am sorry, it's over for you, might as well end it
>>1819874It's hardly a rivalry when only one of them has ever won in the h2h
>>1819996paiN is the second largest org in Brazil and has been the premier org in LATAM since 2012 or so. Certainly has more history and pedigree than Vitality which appeared out of nowhere thanks to VC money
meanwhile
>Envyliteral dead org
>LGdead org, only has teams in irrelevant esports
>LDLCdefunct org
>>1820047>he won his major in envy therefore that's his peaknewfags are so fucking retarded
>>1820035Envy is not even a top 20 org in CS history you faggot
smithzz 1 major (legend) niko 0 major
>>1820036I had very little, but still existent faith in the mouz who got to all those grand finals. As much as I hate them, they are still one of the very few teams with an actual chance against Vitality.
>>1819974A decade ago we had pasha and now we have magixx
lmao
>>1820058pronax 2 majors (ultra legend) niko 0 major
>EnVyUs
>legendary org
revisionism getting out of control
nobody gave a shit about this trash without kennyS
imagine s1mple signing for B8, that will be your 2025 EnVy
>>1820058SmithZz was the OG chopper getting completely carried by generational talent.
>>1820056i wish i was a newfag but i'm quite old at this point
>>1820035Enyvus had like 2 good years in CS but somehow they're the most legendary org in the history of a game that's been played competitively since early 2000s, this is too funny
>>1820069fukken hell
>>1820069nah I bought 1.6 in March 2007 iirc
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>>1820048Kenny had his highest hltv placement in 2014 and 2015 during titan/envy and his highest number of trophies in 2015 with titan. Stop projecting your newfaggotry little bro.
>>1820050>brings up dosia for some reasonYou are delusional, legends for zogbots roach like you maybe. Let's see how many HOF before adren is abducted lmao.
>>1820055Pain is a dead org in 6 months you brazilian monkey.
>second largest org in Brazilbahahaha behind who? Furia? Loud is seven billion times bigger than Pain ever will be.
Existing since 2012 and having 0 trophies surely is a proof of relevance. Keep seething about Vitality lmao they might be your shitty monkey org tomorrow 13-3 13-2.
>>1820057Name top20 orgs in Cs let's see who you put instead of Envy lmao. There are 14 teams with a major and envy is part of them.
>>1820075>somehow they're the most legendary org in the historyI never said that, stop projecting little nigger, I'd written "2 of the most". Stop outing yourself with 0 arguments if you're either the zogbot or the br monkey.
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DALE DAVID
>it's either #1 vs #5
or
>#1 vs #19
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
LETS GO MONGOLZ
>LETS GO MONGOLZ
LETS GO MONGOLZ
>LETS GO MONGOLZ
LETS GO MONGOLZ
>LETS GO MONGOLZ
LETS GO MONGOLZ
>LETS GO MONGOLZ
>>1820082>I never said that, stop projecting little nigger, I'd written "2 of the most".they are not even top 10 you fucking retard, no one on this planet gives a shit about envyus except you i guess
>>1820082>There are 14 teams with a major and envy is part of them.Damn LDLC is now a bigger org than G2 or MOUZ I guess lmao
>cheering for the team that beat the arena's favorite
already an improvement over rio library
>>1819496damn mouz must have been a lot on eco on inferno
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Last for Mongolia.
/ourniggas/
>>1820086>>1820087>double goalposts movingI've hit the jackpot.
So much to justify Pain gaming being in semifinals is actually hype and interesting.
>>1820082you've outed yourself as a newfag just stop before it's too embarassing
>>/ohnepixel/chat/
we're here
stick that horn up your arsehole
>>1820098>t. a newfag who think people doesn't know columbus mvp and thinks kenny was a bad player
>>1819558plumber era uncs really had it easy huh? the boomers of cs
>>1819505based /pit/chads lurking in these threads
i need a big strong mongolian man to rape my pussy