Thread 1816777

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What does he fucking do?!?

Apologize.

>>1816787
you cannot pay me to watch xqc watching ohne watching cs

>script is rigged to have israeli(s) win just like they tried with eurovision
globohomo wants war with iran

PATHETIC CROWD LMAO

HE'S BACK

>>1816787
why cant the goat (xqc) watch official stream and not give this retard attention?

karrigan life game WASTED

Uhh fazesissies?

Why is simple twitching so much

>vitality vs mongolz grand finals
nigga...

>>1816812
What am I looking at?

>>1816803
>deleted
it's happening

>>1816817
withdraws

>>1816812
Its too easy. Give them hope - then crush them.
Small teams can't deal with it

>>1816801
i kneel

>>1816787
young people are upsetting

>>1816817
>used to cheat
>got caught twitching
>now has to fake it every shot

>>1816819
n0k0 after losing to mibr

how will mongolz players get rewarded?

>script includes a central asian nationalist team
what's the plan?

wtf is this observer

let's go mongolz

>major playoffs
>simple & elige
>losing to national team

Is S1mple scared to see enemies?

S1mple is truly the Sharteezy of CS

>>1816787
>streaming someone else streaming over a stream
zoomception

>>1816829
Deepthroat singing

dont remove mirage
it brings out kino

>>1816836
kek

uhh, when does Astralis play?

this is what you get for benching broky
100% deserved loss

FINALLY WOKE UP

>>1816829
their own yurt and a year's supply of aaruul

>>1816839
s1mple already won a major though
shartour never won a single valve event KWAB

>he gg'd?
>activate it

THEY ARE CHOKING

wow latina
sex

>>1816846
back to twitter pololop

observer(s) has made major errors all through the broadcast
>X player is getting multi kills
>we shall instead watch player Y who is just hiding in the window behind a smoke

WASHED

dis ur goat?

=

s1mplebros...

WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA WHJAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA

SIMPLE NOOOOOOOOOO

it's simple, no scope 420!

>>1816838
s1mple is the Dendi of CS: a washed up reddit meme player

And a hohol

?????

p1mple...

YOUR GOAT SIR hahaHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

washed

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shr1mple is choking

HAHAHAHAHAJHFALWEHFBO

how did that nosc miss tho

Thats your goat?

s1mple will be on a permanent tilt from here on in, it's joever for Faze

TRULY THE GOAT

WHAT THE FUCK S1MPLE

How the fuck did that miss?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1816879
karrigans pep talk going to revive him #fazeup

Surely now that strong Faze mentality is gonna kick in

>>1816827
kek

ZYWOO WOULD NEVER

>>1816879
yeah he might unironicallty break down and cry during the break

elige please activate your cheats please please please

this pookie cutie patootie cockslapped this ugly ass ukrainian """goat"""

holy fucking shit this is the worst angle possible

unc tried

>>1816896
my little cherub goat

Is moses a gigamanlet or is mauisnake wearing heels? He's 165cm short

>>1816897
nah, the worst angle is showing his height

broky would've hit that just saying

>>1816886
karrigan calling 911 for a preemptive ambulance after he gets a stroke losing anubis 13-0

>>1816901
he looks like a fag

>>1816896
Stupid chink

>>1816901
maui is standing on his dick

did s1mple even scope in for that last shot?

>>1816896
Ukrainians farm you in the east bitch
Heil Bandera, heil Hitler

>>1816787
americans can't enjoy anything unless america is winning it lmao sad

faze..

>>1816910
no

KEK

who the fuck eats a banana like this

>>1816901
Maui is standing on a stool

I forgot s0mple won a major in 2021, must have skipped that event completely

so we all hate p1mple here, as he's peak virtue signaling reddit, ja?

>>1816912
>most massive population base in the entire western world

>still can't produce major level CS players
What's wrong with America?

>>1816917
i do
easier to eat them fast that way

>>1816923
CS is the soccer of esports, so just like soccer...

>>1816923
less people play this game here than individual European countries (ie Poland alone has multiple times the size of the NA playerbase)

cs players look like this?!!?!?!?!

0.46 impact for frozen

>>1816913
please don't cry my queen

>>1816926
>>1816927
Americans don't dominate any esport in the world.

Some nogs are competitive in fighting games and that's about it.

>>1816929
MOMMY MILK. WAAAAAH. WAAAAAH. MILKIES. MILKIES NOW.

mass murderer detected

>>>/ohnepixel/chat
we're here

Dallas was so behind Mongolz it was crazy. I expected the crowd to be more split.

FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY

>>1816923
>>1816927
>>1816932
Join any US server in any game and it's clear why. They're actually having fun instead of tryharding and malding like EU servers.

>>1816930
Frozen like Elsa

>>1816929
who dat?

ive seen enough
no reason to waste my time
2-0 for the mongolz
good night

faze pls
I want to believe

broky would never miss that. just saying..

>>1816937
is magog a hag love thread?

>>1816938
lmao it's full of tryhards, except they aren't good enough to go pro.

going to need some real strong faze magic to pull this off

Is the next map office?

>>1816948
de_airport for faize

>>1816948
next map is mill

>>1816941
wrong!
seeing faze lose is a good reason to waste your time

mongolz really fucked up the veto, the two next maps are nu faze's favourite maps.

>>1816938
it's not like people here start playing CS at 8 yo and instantly go on the grind to become pros
it's just a video game you play with friends that has a more competitive aspect than some other multiplayer games

faze optics are plummeting lmao

>>1816938
Holy cope

>>1816937
making hickeys on her neck

is it even possible to hide your boner near sjokz or freya

YES I LOVE BOB AND VEGANA BITCH BESTARD

It's so weird in Austin

sjokzcumming every day every hour every minute every second

>>1816937
baby murderer

>FaZe need a rifler who thrives under pressure
>Twistz on Shitquid (again)
I know what FaZe needs

s1mple is just distracted by all the disgusting troons in the audience

>>1816937
>soulless stare
yikes

>>1816966
someone is holding the camera innit

>>1816969
Aleksandr seething kek

unf
>>1816966
unffff

Rewatched the clip 50 times, the shot was clearly on target, a mogolian sorcerer threw a spell on s1mple's game to make the shot miss, he wasn't even moving.

>>1816974
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

so many stinky incels in this thread
ew

>>1816974
how is she not dripping set standing next to the danish mj?

>>1816975
KGB microstutter ray

>mongolz pain semi
wow what a banger, fans really won with this one

>>1816975
electrical infetterance

out of beers
i think im going to sleep

>>1816976
S L U T
L
U
T

>>1816981
valve's fault

>>1816944
>is magog a hag love thread?
All of 4chan is. Millennial baddies belong to Zoomchads.

If S1mple got on a skincare routine and keeps going to the gym and lose weight, he'd be the babyface king CS needs to become the dominant esport.

>WTF is mile?
kek based

>Chinks winning the major

It's over

>>1816981
Paris-esque

>>1816975
It was clearly hitbox fuckery expect a billion leddit threads analyzing the in game model.

>>1816938
Is this your excuse for sucking?

THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4

>>1816987
would do wonder on my anus

>>1816981
>China vs Brazil

3 million viewers

Not happy with people who own patriot merch

LETS GO BUILD SOME MOMENTUM

THAT WAS THE ROUND
faze just won the major here.

>>1816999
What do you mean? That gas station shit all the American fans are wearing?

>>1816995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPN4ImIoVm0
let's gooooooooo

>>1817001
>t. i only root for all white aryan teams

>>1816981
>NOOO IF IT DOESNT APPEAL TO ME PERSONALLY ITS BAD
off yourself

>>1816998
brazil is watching the club world cup, it's a holy war for them vs europeans

>>1817001
Nothing is more Reddit than some plucky underdogs from a funny meme country sticking it to the big meanies

eyes closed can't find the bomb

>>1817008
i'm just funposting man

>>1817010
wrong, globohomo hates nationalists which is why they broke up most every CS nationalist team and also injected israelis

>>1817009
Ackutually its a fight being humble SA clubs versus Arab bloodmoney, chud.

>>1817013
Mongolian national identity is important for containing China. Mongolz is a WEF project

kek

>>1817009
It's being reported as a massive failure here having teams play in 35c scorching heat

>>1817019
beautiful eyes

>>1817019
lmaoo

>>1817020
it's a joke, nobody cares about it except thirdies because of their inferiority complex

>>1817019
she's so perfect bros its insane

imd one fuck rain fuck this fucking boomer fucking fuck

NOOOOOOOOO

RETIRE OLD MAN

faze missing easy shots rip

Horrible fumble

-rain already

bruh....

lmao fuck rain

s1mple can only get kills with the shotty

>>1817035
cute

this retard is griefing in Major quarterfinals

>>1817009
>Club world cup
literally not a single country in europe cares about it

>>1817035
>mongolz fans are cute latinas
>faze fans are fatties and pajeets

huh? major in a library? weird

>observers
>not catching a single kill
??

>>1817041
that doesn't change the fact that all of brazil and argentina is celebrating ties and small wins in group stages like they just won the WC, no brazilians will be watching CS because they're a povertyball coded country

Gee I wonder who on FaZe is underperforming again
>EliGE 2-6

>>1817041
Second Prince Al Saladin owns your club, I wouldn't care either.

why does this retard keep playing the autoshottie

>bought xm 3 times in 7 rounds
report and kick

>2k
>600 reward now
the nova is LITERALLY better

>our teams are poor and not worthy of investment, that means your clubs which do get money are bad
why are brazilian CS fans like this? If you don't get sponsors it is because your fanbase and team are low value.

its not looking good boomerbros...

>s0mple trolling
lmao what is this

elige sisters.............

GG its over

faze are just getting outfragged

s1mple has to be tilted after those AWP misses. Just go with the MP9 if you want money.

>>1817052
You don't watch football you pencil neck /int/nigger nothing you say makes sense

>baiting teammates while using a shotgun
truly my GOAT

ITS OVER

>>1817061
seething

>>1817059
H-hot...

>>1817061
based
total chikaner death

hello /csgog/

You always knew how its gonna end but still had some hope ;/

based 1024x1024 AISlop filter doing work

>>1817075
traitor

>>1817069
>n-no u
You lost me, you should lurk more you are bad at this.

Bald fraud this is why you got kicked from Liquid

>>1817075
WHERE'S MY ADDY SEAN

the wild lotus with 4x reason holo is the best looking ak craft honestly

>>1817079
your CS team fanbase is lower value which is why it gets less/no investment
this is true for all (e)sports
if brazil was successful economically pain/furwhoever would get investment and you wouldn't seethe about it
european fans are simply worth much more than brazilian fans, that's all there is to it.

literally griefing

>>1817083
Yes easily.

Paying way too much tribute to Hiko, we get it just stop fucking buying the shotgun now.

auto shotgun on anubis is genius i do that shit too

>>1817083
Wild lotos looks like trash. The only reason it's expensive is the rarity.

>>1817089
what do you mean, its the best artwork ak there is

I hate the autoshotgun so fucking much. Hopefully Mongolz are going to abuse it on their CT side and get a quad kill in a deciding round

>Not saving
wtf?

Why did jw change his name to kerrigan

Isn't Anubis heavily T sided?

>>1817094
that's what makes them fun to watch

>>1817098
It's CT sided now

>>1817083
>Best skin combos cost a fortune
Many such cases.

Why would you give mid away for free?

>>1817098
extremely
i'm cheering for mongolz but this is almost certainly going to map 3

fucking kek s0mple

simple humiliation ritual holy shit

WE'RE SO BACK

sh1tpole can't hit a shot

Good CT half from FaZe in all honesty

BROKY STOP MISSING

S0mple....

s1mple so washed i don't even wanna make fun of him anymore

ELIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

rain is locked in, faze 100% win this

LET'S FUCKING GO BALD GOD

USA USA USA

apologize.

EliGE finally does something

>s0mple is now worse than elige in this game
fucking kek

BALDGOD

bros im subbin to refrag rn

USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA

OHNE SHAT HIMSELF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mongolz is nervous, no need to peek that early after a defuse sound.

>>1817126
kys retard

p1mple is WASHED. navi is going to drop him and faze definitely wont pick him up after how shitty he's been

>>1817126
. . .

>>1817127
they literally flashed the peek stfu retard

>>1817127
on the final round and one dude had 200 left, he could have bought a flash

>>1817126
go to the bathroom and take a shit

>>1817132
Kill bonus retard

>>1817126
cool story bro

FAZE UP!!!

s1mple > Zywho

>>1817129
The potential is still there but yeah he's almost certainly going back to drinking and messing around after this major

holy the cs 1.6 knife....

>>1817135
wrong

kek fucking karrigan man

>>1817141
Skinlords hate it but it's one of the coolest in the game. You can buy a WW Crimson Web one and it will have the blade pattern perfectly visible while everything else is intact

MOMENTUM KILLED ITS OVER

>USA USA USA
>silence
kek

>>1817140
more like hes going to go back to trying to use his decaying status to pick up russian e-girl streamers

they will lose anyway

Why is s1mple shaking? is he scared of the woo in the finals?

>>1817143
Dang I retard

>>1817141
classic knife is truly the GOAT knife

>>1817152
he wont be seeing xiwu in the finals at this rate

>>1817152
He fears Mongolians more, like all Slavs who have genetic trauma

>>1817152
his heart is beating
his hands are shaking
but he is still shooting and he is still getting the headshots

>>1817152
he knows he's exposed now. bye bye t1 contract

>>1817157
Will there be some showmatch before the finals? Maybe he can play in the all-stars lineup with Dupreeh and Elige

donk x freya oneeshota doujin

>>1817152
his wallhack anal vibrator is on max power and it startles him every time

Why is mid so free?
When I play premier the game feels already over once you lose it

>>1817165
Checked the HLTV page and it says 3rd-4th so yea.

WHAT THE FUCK SENZU YOU BOT HAHAHAHA JUST JUMP DDOWN NIGGA

SENZU YOU COWARD

SENZU WHAT THE FUCK

>s1mple's forced to watch
#CLM

these lucky shitters i swear

MY TOP 5 IS
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
RAIN

so this is why the empire fell apart after 5 years

>>1817176
rain is the only one trying i stg

mannnnnnn simple is so fucking nervous come on man

>>1817167
freya is for pimp

>>1817159
hungary is stopping them in the final like they did irl

This shit is way too close, Faze should be up like 6 rounds by now.
Way too much room for Mongolz to come back

>>1817181
kys pimp

this nigga elige looks like he's about to cry

>>1817184
rude, be better

oh no no n o

aimbotting ch*nks

>>1817185
drugs

Please give me map 3

>>1817181
one eye on the pink
one eye on the shit show that is this match

>>1817181
>>1817187
you know dupreeh is replacing you as soon as he gets enough experience, right?

im going to cry if faze loses already

yea its over

jesus that s1mple shot on bridge was so slow
is he shook?

>>1817189
dude, s1mple is unironically the only actually caught and banned cheater in this major

That's the horseman rush call

>>1817197
>caught
it was a manual ban

>>1817193
based I like dupreeh

this is your goat?

og simple would have somehow pulled it off

lmao s1mple's missing so many AWP shots. He's so shook today.

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S0mple completely shook. Plays like a 15k

Im just sad desu, whatever i guess

its over
pack it up boys

>>1817202
he's a proven and self admitted cheater, retard.

fazebros D: what do we do

>>1817193
>as soon as he gets enough experience
hes got 5 rings

who will take responsibility for this loss?

>>1817216
obviously simple

I still don't understand fazefags blind assuredness they would win this one.

>>1817216
broky

>>1817213
>he's a proven and self admitted cheater, retard.
everyone has cheated before newfag

9-10

9 IS ALL THEY GET

>>1817197
jimmphat and torszi 100% confirmed
910 probably (fake low hour story to cover VAC)

>>1817215
i don't think you read the posts i replied to

i thought this shit was T sided bros...

>>1817221
in official 5v5 matches? wouldn't give a fuck if it was a random competitive match

simple's last csgo major ended on anubis against faze
simple's last cs2 major will end on anubis with faze

oh no no sistsers i thought this was the best crowd ever?

this is os fucking depressing

fazekeks...............................................................

The silence is deafening...

It's over. Only chance at stopping Vitality is Mouz now.

MonGODZ please do it

>>1817232
>in official 5v5 matches?
every professional player uses aimbot

>>1817231
It's 2025, the year of the CT

genuinely what happened to simple the last few years I haven't watched CS? dudes fucking awful, but still talks a wealth of shit even though he can barely hit a shot. i remember when they were saying he was going to be the new CS legend.

when the cam shows the shots of him playing in real life, his hands are horrifically shakey and hes got the classic alcoholic face.

What a fucking letdown

>>1817234
pottery

Ofc the team that won in worthless groupstage loses in playoffs to the same team on same map.

I WILL SUPPORT FAZE UNTIL THE END

>>1817243
take meds

>Mongolz vs. Pain for grand finals spot
Congrats to Zywoo for another Mickey Mouse major.

Germanoid freak chanting USA as his Israeli masters desire.

>pain vs mongolz semifinal
yeah, i'm not watching this slop anymore

>>1817252
>he doesn't know

>>1817213
was never proven and he never admitted to it
it was a manual ban because he was dunking on pros as a teen cause he's the goat

I WILL ONLY STOP BELIEVING WHEN IT HITS 13 FOR MONGOLZ

dont give me hope faze.........do not give me hope just to steal it away once more.............

How do they do it.

Oh shit EliGE is actually good again?

>>1817259
see you in 10 minutes

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1817258
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sToU9q8bS4M

Now they buy rifles and lose some last 30 seconds site entry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mongolz are also known playoff chokers. The real question is, who is going to outchoke the other?

>>1817246
He is an unironic alcoholic.
Played a match recently where he was actually drunk, hes also apparently horribly toxic to his team, even when the reason for his poor performances is literally just an inability to fucking hit a shot.

Hes just really not adapted to cs2 for multiple reasons. Like he hasn't gotten a frag in 6 rounds, but the casters still will never call him out, everyone in the pro community just lets him get away with whatever he wants because his country is getting exploded

Broky would've top fragged

MANIFEST A FAZE VICTORY IN YOUR MIND

this observer fucking sucks

NO FUCKIGN WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

holy fucking shit those turns from elige APLEASEPOJEASPOJASEPOJKASDEPOJADSPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mzinho choked so hard

frozen oh my god if didn't clutch that for thelvoe o god

FROZEN ALMOST THREW

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I can't believe this bald fraud is pulling out those frags

>>1817246
he took a year and a half off cs because hes a retard, now he lost his magic and is trying to recapture it, but turns out 1 and a half months of practicing cant undo an entire period of debauchery and drugs
Godwoo would never

>>1817276
IT'S WORKING KEEP MANIFESTING

balding elige was so much better than bald elige

s0mple getting carried like me in premier.

>>1817274
>because his country is getting exploded
Surely that's the only reason and not the fact he was arguably the best ever player in CSGO and is way too young to be completely washed

CALM DOWN NIGGERS

>techno will tuck
ayo?

FUCKING CROWD GAVE IT WAY

So much for that FaZe

MONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ

THIS IS IT LADS

THIS IS IT

back to reality

this is where the magic comes to life

>>1817293
>the best ever player in CSGO
yeah but he sucks fucking shit filled assholes in CS2 so yeah calling him washed is fair

>>1817293
He wasted it for no reason

>>1817293
Doesn't matter if he used to be one of if not the best, he came back and is fucking awful. We're like 8 rounds deep now without him hitting a SINGLE shot, hes legit dead weight coupled with a massive unwarranted attitude.

here comes the toggle

I DONT CARE WHO WINS BUT GOOD HEAVENS FAZE MAKE IT A SHOW.

The Fide Master with his Strats Blitz is him

>Faze on garbage buy
Joever. Sad because I really hoped for a 3rd map

>>1817306
magic doesn't exist so does faze's chances of winning next round

>>1817305
OH THERE GOES GRAVITY

>>1817274
>everyone in the pro community just lets him get away with whatever he wants because his country is getting exploded
meanwhile mercilessly shitting on w0nderful who had to leave his home while still underage and with 1000x less money than s0mple

watch simple pull an ace to tie the game

SIMPLE WILL DELIVER ON MAP 3
BELIEVE

>we dont know where s1mple will find himself
begging t3 teams to give him a chance

and just like that i dont care about the major anymore
gonna tune in for mouz vita but definitely wont stay till fucking 2am for finals

>>1817321
G2 will buy him

>>1817320
>MAP 3
Bro...

MONGOLZ COACH CAUGHT GIVING INFORMATIONS USING THROAT SOUNDS

what a choke
>s0mple

>throw all util away
omdf

FUCK FUCK FFUCK

the end of an era
going the way of markeloff

It's over

grim is all i can say

>>1814789
f0zesissies? we got fucking raped????

Happy for Mongols but sad for faze.

oh uh faze fans?

GG WP IZI PIZI

Genghis Khan marches forward! To the final!! To the trophy!!

thank God

>s1mple 10 3 19 46.7
here's your goat

KEK and you retards actually thought faze was making it to the finals

GET FUCKED BOOMERS

APOLOGIZE

KWAB

ez

no i just woke up

replaying ghost of tsushima to avenge f0ze

we need the faze support guy

one of the eziliest ggs of the quarter finals, maybe ever. america and israel will never recover.

>>1817338
those ugly whores disgust me.

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

THE MONGODIANS
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How often will karrigan be allowed to fail before he's held accountable?

Who can stop him?

KWAB

I can't imagine the high pressure s1mple is having rn

;_;

Navi is lucky they don't have s1mple right now. dude is SO shaky on stage.
fucking 10+ rounds without a frag

officially washed

A toast!

Mongolz get their revenge

NINE TEN!!!!!!!!!!!

All I'm saying is, if the Koreans even knew what CS was, they would dominate this shit like they dominate every single game they care about. We've got fucking Mongolians in the Major semis lmao.

>>1817357
no one
he is truly the goat

>billion dollar "superteam" owned by teenage gooks from a shithole country
KWABOTYAY

OH NO NO NO NO NO ZYWOO IS DA GOAT FR????

>in shangai
is the retarded?

>>1817357
Blast Paris 2.0. Enjoy your grand finals against pain gaming. Lmao.

this genuinely doesnt feel real
how the fuck could they lose? how? with that energy? why the fuck was karrigan the only one feeling it in the first game?
what the fuck is wrong with simple? everyone is cheering for you everyone wants you to suceed and all you do is shake and shake and shake

go fuck yourself

>>1817366
koreans havent had a good cs team since 1.6. in go they were shit

>>1817362
Cum

Yeah, this is going to be Paris 2.0 all over again

>the scriptwriters are actually teeing up a mouz victory over faze before shipping us off to world war 3: die for israel edition
truly bleak

>>1815132
>>1815132
>>1815132

mongolz be advancing towards faze like that

>>1817366
True but its good they stay in overwatch

>>1817366
Korea has historically been worse than China in CS post 1.6

>>1817357
no one
he's the GOAT of CS

>>1817366
There was a good Korean 1.6 team e-STRO/WMF but then the country stopped caring about CS.

Today I will remind them. Mongolz major winners.

mickey mouse major for vitality fuck this shit

>>1817380
mouz victory over mongolz*

GZ Vitality on ur 2nd major i guess, most free finals they get entire year and its on a major that are bo3

>vitalitywinslol

and people were happy falcons and spirit lost lol... its over for this shit tourny

>>1817377
>>1817384
>reading comprehension

AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FAZE COCKSUCKERS, SIMPLE"S HACKS DONT WORK AS WELL IN CS2 LMAOOOOOOO

>>1817357
zywoo is cursed, he could dominate everybody but when his team peaks all the others shit the bed.

>>1817380
>over faze

>>1817366
what fps do gooks play anyway? Ik valorant has good parity

>falcons out
>spirit out
>furia out
>navi out
>g2 out
>faze out
mickey mouse tournament, we will be getting vitality vs mongolz with zywoo farming and winning mvp, shit's so boring

>>1817376
this was supposed to be THE storyline
why? why? what do we have now

>performs worse than midky
THE GOAT IS NEVER WASHED
IT'S DEAD

>>1817399
OW

>>1817394
They had teams and they sucked.
What more do you want?

Asia chads are we finally going to win a CS major?!

How does Vitality gets the most fraudulent major runs is beyond me.

>>1817366
they only play faggot ass games who cares

elige was meant to be a failure, a man who looks in pain when he smiles can't succeed.

>egghead is tilted
lmao

the real crazy thing is that so many people genuinely though that a bunch of washed up 30yo boomers that have been absolutely horrible for the past year, picking up a guy that hasn't practiced at all was going to beat a red-hot top 5 bunch of 20yo mongolian CHADS on the up and up

Goat doesn't smell because its not washed, it smells because its dead

>>1817404
>dead game
shame

Mongolz at least play proper CS, imagine thinking this hail mary "project" could beat Vitality or Mouz hahahahahahahaha

>>1817353
Keep crying fa(il)ze

>all slavs are dead
You happy now?

>>1817411
This was supposed to be the last ride of the boomers...

What will s0mple tweet, once Vitality wins the major and ZywOo gets another MVP?

THIS JUST IN:
>-elige
>-frozen
>+m0nesy
>+niko

>>1817399
They play some shit called "Crossfire".

>>1817411
they fucking stomped them 13-4 on anubis last time

>>1817338
>>1817415
busutrannies

it's been fun s1mple but this is where we say goodbye, thanks for the memories

if you don't cheer for mouz tomorrow, you're retarded
if they win, they'll have beaten the best and the 3rd best team (even though the final is a mismatch)

>>1817393
It was the same for Paris. Redditors will always defend the shitty BO1 format because of the heckin' underdog stories.

What went wrong?

>>1817427
YOU FUCCKING NIGGER WHO TTHE FUCK IS WATCHIGN THIS SHIT ANYMORE WHO FUCKING CARES WHO THE FUCK CARES FOR ANOTHR VITALITY WIN

>>1817393
I wanted spirit in the finals. Fuck Falcons and Navi though.

is Elige autistic? why does he always make that face? smiling like a retard after a clutch and now again in this interview

>>1817429
Shaky shaky

>>1817426
S1MPLE BENCHOD BASTARD BITCH RUINED MY PICKEMS BENCHOD ASSHOLE MOTHERCHOD BITCH BASTARD BITCH

>>1817429
s1mple didn't pop off, that was their only win con in all the games they have played

>>1817429
Too much pressure for the GOAT, he never had a crowd behind him like this.

>>1817427
>if you don't cheer for mouz tomorrow
Shalom, Hasbarafriend

>>1817419
-niko
+donk

>>1817429
How is Karrigan at the top.

>>1817431
how much?

>>1817429
nothing, that's the point.

>Does nothing all year, only thrives as group stage merchants
>Loses all their games in every playoffs match
>Suddenly wins against the ONE team everyone wants to see win, just to deny the most kino storyline in the game’s biggest major
What the FUCK is their problem bros?

>>1817413
Shut up they just had like 20k viewers in some finals

>>1817441
my entire heart

Cope burgerskeks, this is the MongolZ storyline now

>>1817443
They based

>>1817443
what did Faze do all year?

>>1817431
mouz can defeat vitality

>>1817443
man look at those inbreds, how am i supposed to support them?

>>1817438
both teams have jews lil bro

How many Black men do you think Zywoo's mother fucks daily?

>>1817423
its an asterisk major because one side has fucking vita vs mouz while they OTHER HAS FUCKING LMAO MONGOLZ PAIN FURIA FAZE
so basically the grandfinals are being played tomorrow since finals are bo3 anyway in 2025

>>1817446
>chokes to pain

>>1817429
>Jablonowski

Mongolz was the closest team other than Falcons to beat Vitality in a Bo3.
This major winner? THE MONGODZ.

>>1817366
Most of the country just doesn't use Steam on a big scale because PC bangs just support it less i think

>>1817422
just saving strats for the playoffs ;)

>>1817451
Nothing because they had niggky

FaZe lost all their clutch aura now that Twistzz, ropz, and broky are gone

>>1817443
Fuck your story.
Fuck your pick'ems.
Fuck you.

>>1817443
Based Genghis Khan descendants raping the main protagonist of the story

>>1817429
karrigan
best
rating
in
2025

KEKAROOOOOOOOO

>>1817443
their storyline of overcoming their choking is better but only if they win the whole thing

broky vindicated

>>1817439
they can have both niko and donk
>karrigan
>rain
>donk
>monesy
>niko

>>1817454
Which is why every sane person stops watching now.

>>1817473
They won't win any majors.

Man fuck this shit
Another free Mickey Mouse run for Vitality
What a joke, literally worst results possible

>>1817475
yes you god damn tard who the fuck cares anymore

>>1817429
cs2

>>1817456
damn the megaseethe is already in
it's gonna be a long year for Zywoo haters

KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
>KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT
>KARRIGAN, RAIN, ELIGE AND S0MPEL ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT

>vitality gets another mickey mouse major trophy
Is Zywoo the biggest fraud ever?

>>1817457
and faze is the worst team of that bunch

>>1817443
>le unpopular soulless from a country nobody can point on a map
>lets ironically cheer for them whenever we can
>people now think its actually unironic
I fucking hate this meme and the normies pushing for it, hopefully eventually this team crushes and burns like eternal dumpsterfire

BORING

What's gonna happen if The Mongolians actually wins the major?

>>1817473
can donk speak english?

>>1817477
>>1817478
>noooooo you can't heckin care because my heckin team lost it's le Mickey le mouse

>>1817476
you're right. they need to replace karrigan and rain with apex and zywoo THEN they're going to dominate.

>>1817474
i watch for good cs, not for idpol retardation (i'm kinda wacky that way)

>>1817486
nothing, it doesn't matter who wins this major anymore

>>1817484
sasha stop crying XD

DOOOOD what if mongolz or PAIN win da major???

vitality is winning it retard

>>1817490
>good cs
Died in 2022.

>>1817470
mongolz hits a phat choke to pain to tee up a Mouz vs pain curbstomp to crush all hope out of the NA CS scene before they get drafted

I wanna bash shiro's head like you wouldn't believe.

:>

>>1817427
If you cheer for mouz at any point you're definitely a retarded burger

>>1817489
what is the point then?
its not faze anymore

>>1817488
why the fuck do you keep quoting me with what i said? you need to be a retard to still care for this shit tourney, who the fuck are you goign to cheer for? mouz? pAIN?

>>1817478
Me. The descendants of Genghis are about to establish a new Khanate in Paris.

>>1817488
I'm a Falcons fan, still was excited for playoffs
Now it's fucking ruined, legit won't even watch the rest

Why are 4tranners like this?

>>1817487
if snax can learn, anyone can.

>>1817483
never said they weren't but at least they proved they can deliver unlike they other retards who barely if never reach top 8
why are 2 brazillian nonames fighting each other in quarters while other side has mouz vs spirit and vita vs navi, what a complete fucking joke of a seeding

holy shit the seething

>>1817504
terminal onlineness

>>1817484
that was cringe for tyloo and lynn this major but mongolz are based

>pain
>mouz
>vitality
>mongolz
literal 80% viewership dropoff incoming

>>1817500
faze = a team of "star" players, no one on faze currently is a "star player"

>>1817507
fuck you bitch

>>1817487
He needs to click heads.

>>1817482
simple won a mickey mouse major trophy
donk won a mickey mouse major trophy
zywoo won a mickey mouse major trophy

>>1817501
>>1817503
>Noooo le tournament le doesn't le count

at this point i hope pain rapes mongolz

>>1817427
if mouz beats vitality which is very possible then pain/mongolz stand no chance.

>>1817507
this isnt even about le simple storyline its just that the other teams have 0 soul and personality who the fuck is going to feel excited for vitality to win

This "sport" makes me understand why people despise third worlders so much.

>>1817507
kys retard

>>1817504
CS zoomer boomers are seething that their zoomer boomer GOAT can't win like League of Legend's zoomer boomer GOAT.

>>1817510
kneel to your french israeli masters

Finals are bo5, this tournament never counter to begin with :)

>>1817512
>>1817519
>>1817522
jajahahahahaahahaaxaaxaxa

>>1817521
go back to sucking israeli dick burgercuck

are you going to gasp and put your hands in your head when .....................xertion pulls out a clutch? fuck no youre going to be like meh

>>1817507
love yourself, king

WHAT'S UP NOW, S0MPLEKEKS?

FUCK YOU SPIRIT
FUCK YOU FURIA
FUCK YOU FAZE
MAJOR RUINED

>>1817508
are you exited for the another vita win?
fun right?

>supernova trannies

yikes

FAT HOHOL LOST KEKKKKKKKKAROOOOOOOO

>>1817529
I will yeah

>>1817526
>this tournament never counter
Your hands shaky, mate?

>>1817529
I will pog irl

>>1817507
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the best Major
>donk and s1mple both btfo by "stage chokers"
but but muh narratives, muh s1mple vs Zywoo/donk final, muh thirdies!!
KWAB

>s1mple buying xms and ignoring saves a literal 2k would go for, on both mirage and anubis
Is he just a nihilist now?

there is LITERALLY 3 TOP 5 TEAMS IN THE SEMIFINALS

and people are just pissed about it kek

WTF?

when was the last time a major had 3 top 5 teams in semi finals?

>>1817533
at this point yes, rather see a normal fucking team with personality win than some fucking total nonames like mongolz, pain or god forbid 2 jews in mouz

>>1817526
>Major
>BO5
lol

theres 3 fucking jews in mouz vs vitality

>>1817543
>p1mple

>>1817539
>>1817536
stop fucking pretending there is no storyline no nothing no soul no feeling
sure they play good cs but theres NO SOUL
>>1817542
THE TEAMS ARE FUCKING BORING WHO CARES NO ONE CARES ABOUT A FUCKING FAT HUNGARIAN TORSZI PIECE OF SHIT OR FUCKING MEZI

If Faze really do sign S1mple after this, the shitposting and seething when Faze lose games or get upset is going to be insane for years to come.

All I know is, ZywOo would never

total jewish victory

>>1817542
Also the two biggest NPC top 5 teams of all time

this major really is designed to psyop the goy into worshipping jews and israel, also helps push the goi into the iran war.

GOATs are taking it home with ease and there's nothing you can do about it

>muh storyline muh soul
seething

>>1817550
>sure they play good cs
That's all that matters

>>1817547
someone should wave the palestinian flag and see how they'd react

>>1817506
>why
because the first plays the last and those were the placings in stage 3
all others either choked or keep choking
are you stupid or something?

>>1817542
well nevermind it happened last major :^)

>>1817484
>a country nobody can point on a map
na education

can BRICS powerhouses Mongolz or paiN stop the jewish menace?

>>1817543
kino

>>1817559
Someone already did

>>1817542
>mongolz never goes past top 8 in any tournament they ever played
>same goes for aurora
>they only go past if they MEET EACH OTHER IN QUARTER
>top 6 teams
yes the ranking is fucking valid indeed and completely represents the skill

cunts can you shut up about le jooos ffs
mouz is possibly the best opportunity to stop vitality

>>1817558
yeah if youre a full hard on autist, i want to feel something when someone clutches not just go "wooow he played so good wow clap clap clap" i want to go OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE DID IT WERE SO BACK

>>1817559
Doing that would get you unperson'd in the US.

>>1817567
Mouz choke hard when going against Vitality. Vitality only really have a hard time with Falcons/Mongolz.

I don't like vitality and I am incredibly bored of them winning everything this year, but I'd rather see them win than having mouz be major champions, fuck stinx and quasimodo. Hoping mongolz have like 3 players lifegame and pull it over the line against whoever though.

>>1817528
Looks like I struck a nerve. :-)

*makes /cs2g/ seethe*

>>1817568
I think you're the autist here.

>>1817484
The Mongolian CHADs are the epitome of soul you dumb retarded monkey
>can't point to mongolia on a map
JFC

>>1817566
when was the last time faze made a playoffs, again? Or simple for that matter?

>>1817552
>All I know is, ZywOo would never
ahem.....

isnt mouz supposed to be german? why is it jewish now?

>>1817568
female mindset

>>1817498
All this guy knows is say stupid shit and ball wash faze clan.

>>1817563
Which part of BRICS is Mongolia?

>>1817582
this was debunked

>>1817584
yeah man i guess everyone who watches sports is a female

>>1817583
it isnt
they only thing jewish about is spinx en xertion

>>1817587
China

>>1817560
I fucking love bo1 in groups and bo3 finals in "the biggest tournament" so shit like that is still possible.
Barely if ever happens in proper tournaments although those have smaller but different issue and thats the idiotic seeding match to immediately land in semis and have a week to prepare for the obvious opponent.

>>1817576
Zywoolverine is establishing himself as the undisputed goat of counter strike this sunday.

>Faze are supposed to be top 5 team, they should've shitstomped the Mongolz! Mongolz just got lucky!
It's like people forgot this was just 2 weeks ago.

fazebros were all rooting for pain, this needs to be the worst major possible

whatever man cs2 is shit anyways

>>1817593
He already is unless you're a cocksucking slav from Eastern Europe

fazebros who we rooting for now?

now that the poltards and burgers are boycotting the rest of the major (they aren't, they'll watch every single game and cry before, during and after them) who are we cheering for?

>>1817595
>>1817596
hahahahahahahahaha

now the real question is will s0mple commit to grinding and returning to form? or just pussy out and go back to drinking and doing nothing?

>>1817591
Oh, you're the chink. Nevermind.

>>1817595
>paiN beats Vitality in the final and it's known as the biggest underdog story in CS majors ever, 4 million viewers and s1mple 0.80 rating in playoffs is memorized forever

>>1817598
Mongodz.

I was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by a surprisingly pleasant smell. With my eyes feeling very comfortable, I questioned through smiling teeth, “What in the hell is that pleasant smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is washed."

>>1817599
mongolz

Imagine not rooting for this country. Literally the most soulful country in the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_lrwQiuCM

>>1817599
I will cheer for jimphatt

>>1817599
mongolZ and mouZ

>>1817580
Why has everyone who hates mongolz have to be a faze fan and defender. Im just pointing the obvious flaw, they should be playing vita, mouz of spirit right now but they are playing FUCKING PAIN which is a dogshit team of even worse nonames.
And pain themselves are there because they got forced vs Furia, not navi, not vita, not spirit, a fucking Furia.
And i would make same argument if Furia won too, fluked 3-0 and now theyre nowhere.

>>1817602
Han Chinese have been inhabiting Mongolia for centuries you retarded amerimongrel; outer mongolia was soviet influenced and inner mongolia ccp influenced

>>1817598
were all rooting for a """"kino"""" pain vs mouz grand finals
this shit needs to be forgotten as quickly as possible

>>1817595
i watched their match against furia yesterday whiteout any opinion and, they convinced me
but br choking deep in playoffs happen too often

>>1817599
i want mouz to win, would be a cool story considering they were one round away from going out 0-3

>>1817598
I want vita to win and then hopefully pain flukes into finals so the score is something like 13-2 and 13-4 and it ends in less than an hour.
Maybe thats the only way these faggots change it to bo5 finally and remove bo1

>>1817613
Mongolia like Taiwan is its own country.

>the finals will be BRICS vs Isreal
uhh Kino?

who is the indian guy? he's literally braindead

>>1817607
>>1817610
>>1817611
>>1817616
based
MZ-MZ final would be kino
the crowd would probably side with mouz, right? since mongolz eliminated the """american""" team

>>1817621
On American soil too
Absolute cinema

why do you niggers think that mongolia is in BRICS? is this thread full of americans or what

So what happens to S1mple now?

>>1817620
1. Taiwan, like Kosovo, is not an UN recognized state
2. The current population of Mongolia is almost entirely identical genetically with the Han Chinese and has nothing in common with the Mongolian hordes that invade Eurasia some seven hundred years ago

Soooo, uhhh. The mirage that kicked off the playoffs has been the best map so far.

>>1817625
who cares autist

>still has 100% CS2 major playoffs appearance rate
APOLOGIZE NOW

>>1817629
will quit cs again

>>1817625
mongolz are really liked in America, its just they were playing faze
but the crowd will root for mouz if they're playing vita
crowd was hostile af to vita today

>>1817629
back to bench waiting for his contract to expire, then check what's up on the market, realize nobody wants him even without a buyout -> reitrement

non zero chance vita lose tomorrow

>>1817630
And that changes Mongolia not being China how?
Does that mean Australia is EU?

how empty will the crowd be tomorrow. the crowd has only seemed to be full when faze showed up, it was nearly empty during pain/furia

Blast why didn't you just rig every player on FaZe with aimbot, no one would complain...