MUH BO3 STREAK Edition
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All elige had to do was say support the mongolz on his loss interview and this would have been the keenest event ever. Fucking fail.
Do NA CS hate major winning players because they're jealous?
remember cheer for anyone but apex
thanks
Just start the fucking game already ffs
i bet 500 euros on mongolz let's fucking gooooo
stunna is so goddamn bad at his job
Is CS dead? I remember Gaules having like 400k viewers while watching Imperial vs Cloud9 in the Legends stage of the Antwerp major while he now has 10% of that while a brazilian team can make the major final
>>1820076>Is CS dead?yeah
Scrawny and launders casting the grand final then
>>1820076Imperial was shilled very hard as THE LAST DANCE of the br goats, nothing will match that.
>>1820100They're Blast's duo so it was always happening
>>1820076>Is CS deadIt's not as alive as it used to be but it's more alive than its competitors.
>>1820076cs2 didn't stick the landing
>>1820076Brazil only cares about fallen not Brazilian players in general.
>americans copying the paris major crowd
lmao
>pain in the finals
yeah it's mickey mouse
YOU KNOW WHAT
im rooting for pain
i'm legitimately betting my entire bank balance on vitality winning the major
>>1820108cultural impact of the GOAT Major
>>1820111i'm sorry bro it's coming home to mongolia
>>1820108that was a brazilian u chinky
Chile will win the Major before Niko
or at least come closer than he ever will again
Pain for the least prestigious mickey mouz win for vitality or mongolz for the 15% chance their very first real trophy is a major, I don't know man
why couldn't faze do this?
>>1820111thats a safe bet but you never know :)
>>1820116better
>americans are so lame they need foreginers to spice up their crowds
>>1820125mongolz is winning
is nqz better than zywoo?
>>1820111bookmarking this
I've seen enough, nqz will destroy Vitality tomorrow
>"Maybe they think there is another map"
a certain ukranian man could never
Here are 15 orgs bigger than ENVY:
>NIP
>SK
>FNATIC
>ASTRALIS
>NAVI
>MOUZ
>G2
>HEROIC (yes)
>CLOUD9
>LIQUID
>FAZE
>VITALITY
>VIRTUS.PRO
>COMPLEXITY
>TITAN
There are probably ones I forgot but these orgs all have more cultural impact than ENVY so SHUT THE FUCK UP NEWFAG from previous thread.
>>1820127That's literally any team against Vitality in 2025.
nqz has more aura than botwoo
Vitality are losing the major final to Pain.
this is more fun than vita mouz god if ucking hate those 2 teams so much
>>1820152Faze didn't have an awper. Fuck off.
>>1820138Luminosity
SK
Spirit
Gambit
MIBR
ENCE
Please don't this to us, brazil
At least mongolz have a microscopic chance to upset vitality
>>1820076brazilian PCs are not strong enough to handle cs2, the interest died down.
>>1820138you know how baits like that work, right? he will nitpick 1-2 bordering cases on the list and try to argue something, then ignore everything else
you now remember falcons getting BTFO in stage 2 (formerly challengers)
>>1820138you can fill the 5 team gap by adding some legends from CS 1.6 era like MTW, Team NoA, ALTERNATE aTTaX, Evil Geniuses, Meet Your Makers
what part of the great steppe are (You) from?
>>1820166The world wide web one.
>>1820166ulaanbaatar (it's the only place there)
>>1820134why is the french coach allowed to smoke on stage?
/ourwarriors/ woke up. It's over.
there it is again those mongolz "smoke kills"
even prime astralis wasnt this blatant
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>your first game of the playoffs is where it fucking peaks
luleo
>>1820128jej that pepehorse always makes me laugh for some reason
>>1820175seething kkkkkkkkkkk
ohnepixel's chat is 'gogcoded
>>1820176it probably is deliciia not gonna lie
>>1820183i wouldn't know i'm banned from his chat
>mongolians who conquered half of europe vs brazilians who got conquered by portugal of all people
what a matchup
>>1820184He's so gigachad...
>>1820121>why couldn't faze do this?They did.
it's so funny seeing that most of the meetup pics from the major are with people throwing the faze sign and you autists are failing to see why people were so disappointed in them losing
WHAT PART OF HUNGARY ARE YOU FROM
>>1820192The only thing mzinho could conquer is a fridge.
>>1820192>>mongolians who conquered half of europeconquered nothing award
lost to 14th century hungary award
>>1820199this pookie cutie patootie is winning the major, you will be apologizing for that
>>1820196we don't give a shit about glory hunter fans and their tears, thank you
>it's okay it's their map pick
Yeah it's over.
since when do streamers cast from events
>peak of /int/toddler humor is posting a meme from almost 10 years ago and muh history references
"people" who post on that board should unironically count as mentally challenged
im unironically getting more and more jealous of this nigga
>going for events, private lounge
>meeting pros, content creators, even pornstars
>makes money by doing something fun
>only getting bigger and bigger
fuck him
rumors of gabe showing up tomorrow
Jesus Christ is the Son of God, Who died for our sins and rose from the dead to give us the free gift of eternal life. He also promises to heal your body. You can ask Jesus for His gifts.
>>1820210seething bostileiro
7-1
>>1820212how did ohne become so popular anyway?
>>1820214>brazilian tradcath larpers on the 'gogreminder that you are heretics who compare pele to Christ, you are NOT a christian nation, especially not with your famous karneval and crime
>>1820217because he's no autist freak
>>1820217kids enjoyed the skins content but hes getting more into the game for the game and not skins themselves which is nice imo, i just watch him for another layer of entertainment i guess with all the backstage interviews and shit
>>1820214will Jesus bring me back faze in this tournament
>>1820217>acts like a retard for 10 year old children itโs the new twitch meta
>>1820223not even jesus has that kind of power
>>1820138>heroiclol, lmao even.
Less trophy in 5 years than Envy in two.
>ComplexityEven you don't believe this, even the most delusional NA retard doesn't believe this.
>VitalityI thought Pain was more historically relevant than Vita uh.
>TitanDelusional.
Thank god you moved the goalpost from 20 to 15 to make your dumbass ranking and included retarded picks in an attempt to invalidate Envy. You truly owned that shit.
Interesting you're such a fucking newfag you chose Titan instead of verygames which is the biggest team in early csgo like 2012 (when you weren't born yet) and had the first real rivalry with Nip during their 87-0 era.Thank me for teaching you this game kiddo because you're not fooling anyone with this retardation.
Not even bothering replying to the retard who wrote MIBR or Ence lmao.
>ohnepixel's chat is 'gogcoded
>im unironically getting more and more jealous of this nigga
>>going for events, private lounge
>>meeting pros, content creators, even pornstars
>>makes money by doing something fun
>>only getting bigger and bigger
>fuck him
>kids enjoyed the skins content but hes getting more into the game for the game and not skins themselves which is nice imo, i just watch him for another layer of entertainment i guess with all the backstage interviews and shit
>>1820233>imageohne's oldest fan?
You can tell nobody gives a fuck about this major anymore now that the whole thread doesn't even react to that.
>>1820239hues are all watching soccer so the thread is dead
>>1820239because all euros went to sleep except me
Is there some drug that makes you blink like a crazy person? Not the first br team I've seen do it this major, bigu and nqz are tweaking out for sure
>>1820239Sasha, you're STILL crying? XD
>>1820239reacting to fucking what theyre playing against god damn pain this match was 5-0 the moment it became 6-5 it was fucking over
>>1820239i'm watching more interesting things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2MHTHJ8umk
a fucking 13-0 what a disappointment of a major
I get that seedings made the brackets into what they were but fuck me. It ain't even gonna be close in GFs.
thirdies learn their place
>>1820253Mongolians are secondies?
FaZe started Mirage looking strong and painN did the exact same.
>0-5
>13-5
What went wrong (for Pain)?
>3rdies lose 13 rounds in a row
AJAJA
J
A
J
A
The young Khans are doing it
>>1820239true zister this could have been a s0mple vs spirit final
god i hate those in between interviews
>>1820266They shouldn't even bother with them if they barely speak english
>anubis
oh yay another dust map...
>0 english
>cockslapped 3rd worlders
>loved by the NA (most racist) crows
the definition of aura
>>1820266for me it's zont1x
>objectively speaking, performance on the 1st map isn't connected to the performance on the 2nd map, so Mouz will crush uslmao
>what do you think if you could win but also if you could hype the crowd up to believe you could win this?
Surely they can come up with better questions for someone who can't speak english.
>>1820272You just know he would be mass-raping and pillaging some Russian village in the 1200s
>>1820275yeah for real why didnt he ask it in his native language
>AHHH AH CHING CHING CHONG DING CHONG PING DONG DING DONG PING CHONG DING DONG
If Mongolz wins the major, Mzinho will dethrone donk as the youngest major winner of all time.
>>1820273keeps it real like he has tism
>>1820283Yeah. donk ain't worried. Zywoo will protect him.
>>1820272can someone use ai to make his face looking directly at the camera with the caption "is everybody a good time?"
do you guys see the vision?
>>1820283mzingoat can do it
i'll be there to hatewatch vitality if anything
>>1820233thinking meeting pornstars is a big deal is classic 13 year old shit. we really are posting alongside children
>>1820291when did you start posting on 4chan? i'm going to bet that most people did it when they were teens
paiN got rekt on map 1 three times already and they managed to reverse sweep, i think they can put up a fight at least
>>1820231I don't think you understand what legendary means, no one cares if your favorite team won some mickey mouse major 10 years ago, we are talking aboute legendary teams....
>>heroic>lol, lmao even.>Less trophy in 5 years than Envy in two.again no one cares about this, people remember cadian people remember stabbi no one remembers envy no one cares about envy, they peaked at the major and immediately fell back into irrelevancy
>>Complexity>Even you don't believe this, even the most >delusional NA retard doesn't believe this.t. doesnt know what 1.6 is
>>Vitality>I thought Pain was more historically relevant >than Vita uh.No one is talking about historical relevancy, we are talking about legendary orgs, and no matter what retarded metric you want to use vitality is more legendary than fucking ENVY
>>Titan>DelusionalWhen people think kennyS the immediate thought that comes to mind is Titan. Not one person thinks ENVY, yes he won a major with ENVY but at that point he was already past his peak; the magic was already gone.
>Thank god you moved the goalpost from 20 to 15 to make your dumbass ranking and included retarded picks in an attempt to invalidate Envy. You truly owned that shit.>Interesting you're such a fucking newfag you chose Titan instead of verygames which is the biggest team in early csgo like 2012 (when you weren't born yet) and had the first real rivalry with Nip during their 87-0 era.Thank me for teaching you this game kiddo because you're not fooling anyone with this retardation.Nta I just made a list to show that no one considers ENVY legendary, as proof you can simply look at the threads and replies you are getting.
Ah yes Sanjay, the classic American name
>It's great I love COUNTER STRIKE, COUNTER STRIKE is the best eSports game of all time COUNTER STRIKE really is great and everyone here loves COUNTER STRIKE. COUNTER STRIKE is so amazing, I really like COUNTER STRIKE
steel is so fucking jaded and bitter, it's sad
>>1820297he's actually canadian, couldn't you hear the accent?
>>1820231i'm a Euro and I absolutely think coL is a legendary CS org, they won two majors in 1.6, had a bunch of iconic players in their ranks and have been to a ton of CSGO/CS2 Majors.
you can't even find 10 people in this world who think Envy is a legendary org, even if you picked their ex employees, fucking schizo
>>1820265This but unironically.
A win for mongols is a win for Finland
>>1820293At least when we were obnoxious retards back in 2007 we'd get banned and rightfully so, this ohne watching kid is free to display his retardation for everyone to see with no risk of ever catching one
>>1820217new wave rep, he got into the game late unlike everyone else who seems to have been playing for 20 years
>>1820296>Nta I just made a list to show that no one considers ENVY legendary, as proof you can simply look at the threads and replies you are gettingYou just made a delusional list including team that not even the biggest schizo on hltv forums would consider "legendary" like heroic. You're trying to argue about people agreeing with you because like most users on 4chan you're a thirdworlder brigading against french for some reason.
You said Pain was more legendary than Vitality and now Vitality is a legendary org, you don't even read what you're writing.
If you're including older versions of CS it makes your list even more garbage by not including VeryGames, the best Source team in history. Denying Source would also prove me you're a monkey nigger from brazil who hates french CS.
I have nothing against you, you just don't know shit about this game. Now just wait tomorrow for the finals when Scrawders will remind you which team apex was part on when he won his first major by calling it a legendary org as well.
I might forgive you if you link me another grand finals with more than 11 millions views, newfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02I5vVxlJhU&pp=ygUOZm5hdGljIHZzIGVudnk%3D
>>1820316Okay Jimi. Post some fap material now.
THIS IS A T MAP. YOU WANT 8 ON T SIDE HERE.
>pain get a few rounds
>they get cocky and start to overheat
>mongos steamroll them and dont lose another round
the scriptwriters need to mix things up
>>1820320the goon sesh is only starting, take it easy
wait if its machine and spunj casting now doesnt that mean that scrawny does the finals
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>dude, mongolz are heckin based even though theyโre ugly looking chink-adjacents who show zero personality or emotions, but since they just so happen to be born in a certain unusual region theyโre le soulful gigachads!
Seriously? All this just to get demolished by vitality in finals anyway giving them another boring mickey mouse trophy?
Fuck them. We couldโve had s1mple vs zywoo with the most kino storyline in this game instead of yet another two tier 2 cannon fodders for zywoo to statpad, had mongolz performed as they usually do in playoffs instead of overperforming at the worst time possible for all the viewers
>>1820322heres ur pistol conversion throw
i want to hear from blitz because hes top at pro cs and top 4000 in chess. what are the chances he learned english with the remaining 30 minutes of his day
>>1820326vitality got btfo'd by a team that didnt even qualify so there's always a chance they choke in the final
>>1820326>We couldโve had s1mpleHe should've played better on anubis then.
>>1820326so much text just to announce to everyone you are a massive fag
>>1820325Anders is solo casting
>>1820326>muh s1mple vs ZywOo storyline!After that s1mple showing yesterday it would not have been fun watching ZywOo utterly style on GOAT
>>1820326funny post, man. i think it was well crafted. someone might read it
>>1820330he should've played better in general, bro was fucking ASS on every map!
>>1820329Yeah they blew their inferno but what are the chances they lost it again on purpose to lull mongols into a sense of security just so they don't ban it against them tomorrow.
>>1820326>We couldโve had s1mpleWorst rated player in playoffs
0.80
Below snow, below apEX, below karrigan, below Biskela, below Brollan
>>1820326>demolished by vitality in finals anywayyou dont know this though. why dont you bet your life savings if you're so sure
>>1820319you are schizophrenic there is no point in talking to you cadian by himself mogs the entire envy lineup
>>1820337apex isnt that smart buddy
No way simple is below chopper.
>>1820326what is there to change
faze already got the easy route
>>1820344p1mple is washed
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>>1820344How s1mple Really Plays CS2.exe
>>1820347How do you filter by playoffs? I can only see it with stage3 combined.
>>1820348Scroll down in the filters tab, you'll see it in-between "Country" and "Valve Ranked"
JAJAJAJA UNO IS ALL THEY GET
The chance that 910 RAPES the Woo is much higher than the GOAT. s1mple would've sharted the bed hard against the worst possible player.
I think it's time to say it's over in Portuguese
>>1820326>seething replieskek this one really got the chuds riled up
SAY IT WITH ME
UNO
IS
ALL
THEY
GET
This guy on the drums has to be stopped soon surely, this is terrible
>mzinho ate a booger out of his nose
lmao
>>1820362look at the size of him man, he needs those calories!
>>1820341cadian isn't considered a good player by danes themselves. Right now he has 0 major and was betrayed by a zoomer skelly and a fuckboy he played with for 4 years. The most desperate team in existence that is modern Astralis has benched him for a literal meme.
Meanwhile the ex entry player from envy is winning another major tomorrow.
>>1820362Mongolians have no time to rest to eat on horseback, they need to recycle nutrition
>>1820362he just like me fr
>>1820367>cadian isn't considered a good playerSo? He's still a far more legendary figure than the likes of NBK- and Hadji and KioShiMa
After /ourwarriors/ win this fucking major, I don't wanna see ANY fucking doubters celebrating their win over Vitality.
i really want mongolz to win but this rape of 3rd worlders is honestly boring, id rather watch 3rd map overtimes
>>1820375>mao kills stalin
honestly pain should disband after this
>>1820373the first thing that comes to my mind when mentioning Envyus is that xms 5 bullets ace clip
it was some Minor tournament or something, so yeah, really speaks volumes
The Golden Horde has raided Brazil
>>1820379>#19 in the world should disband because they are getting raped by the #5looooool
>the strongest national cs2 team in 2025 is...Mongolian
Crazy. What happened to Eternal Fire? Have they ever been in grand finals of a major?
>>1820373NBK knifing flusha first round of cologne 2015 final is more legendary than anything cadian ever did and this isn't even a hot take in my opinion.
>>1820384>the ranking positions for the top 25 really matterbased retard
>>1820386Literally nobody on planet Earth except you and NBK remember that moment, while everyone knows about cadiaN's chimp-outs and EPL clutch on Mirage
this is pain map pick btw
THIS MAP IS T SIDED BROS.
BUT
PAIN NEED AT LEAST 4 HERE
this matchup would've been better if yekindar didn't suddenly transform back to his liquid version
>>1820387It clearly does kek.
>>1820384yeah 26-6 is embarrassing, id never touch the game after this, 3rd worlders getting to taste the mongolian domination since they missed out on it in 13th century
>>1820367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILk7qRk_w0
i miss him ;(
Why do supposed fans of CS seethe when teams win?
>>1820394Tbh that map 3 choke was equally on or more on KSCERATO
>>1820397>rank 17 beats rank 1>rank 20 beats rank 4>rank 22 beats rank 4
>>1820404Simply USELESSCERATO and Liquidar masterclass.
>>1820405Because they project themselves on somebody else's achievements since they're losers irl.
>>1820407>top teams beat other top teams
Alternative universe where Mongolia Invades Brazil from the shores of conquered Europe
>>1820386lmao u are retarded
>>1820391Pfffff
https://youtu.be/02I5vVxlJhU
I beg you to click on this video, see what is the most replayed in a game that birthed a grafiti, look the comments and hear the crowd pop at around 18:41.
You are embarassing, you cannot swim out of the dogshit you've been spewing for the last hour or so.
If you want have another Envy moment that defined counter strike, the most beloved and popular deagle ace in history. Niko's one has 300k views lmao.
https://youtu.be/dg6TQy6pGfs
3 rounds on CT here - not great, not terrible.
>>1820411>b-b-but rank positions matter ! ! !check and mate, retard.
>>1820407I know you are baiting me to say "BO1s though" so you can say MIBR won against Falcons in a BO3. Can you tell me other examples of that without the Falcons anomaly?
>>1820217>how did ohne become so popular anyway?It's fairly simple. In this day and age on the internet, authenticity reigns supreme. Being particularly entertaining or talented aren't major requirements to find success,
honestly brazil should stick to valorant
Why do majors cause so much seething here?
>>1820421>authenticity>ohneI bet he's just as authentic as jL.
after people were taking seriously a screencap of an obvious shitpost on reddit and how many people i see falling for the most basic bait ever i have to imagine there are a lot of mentally handicaped inviduals itt
>>1820422I believe BR dominates R6 Siege
>>1820419They do matter yeah. Glad we agree.
why is ohne's voice so fucking high pitched
>>1820422>Toronto masters gfs tomorrow>4 SEAmen>3 slavs>2 anglos>1 turk
>>1820420>heroic beat faze and aurora
>>1820430Why are you trans?
>>1820427no team e-sport matters aside from league and cs
>>1820427probably because the game stopped being relevant like 5 years ago, when all the og teams like penta and g2 stopped winning and skill gap fell by 50% they won the invitational
This is a t map boys. Remember.
>>1820434Not big of a gap but fair.
I don't know guys. Maybe your favorite team should've won instead of losing if you wanted them to win the major. Seems like they're not very good to me.
>>1820441i hate league of legend like any sane person would
but i'm not going to lie and act as if league of legends isn't the biggest e-sport game
>>1820424What's not authentic about him? I don't watch the guy that much but never in a lifetime I would have bet some dude autistic about skins in counterstrike and a fanboy fairly mid at the game would become the most popular streamer. There is no way that's fabricated.
dude this thread has gone to shit
it was fun during stage 2 and 3(especially falcons match lel)
now its constant seething and arguing even during the games
>>1820445only in asia doebeit
cs wins in the west (especially if counting by hours watched)
>>1820447>zoomer thinks his parasocial relationships are realMakes your shilling even sadder.
THE MONGOLIAN WHORE IS ASKING FOR CROWD HELP
PATHETIC RAT
>senzu tries using the crowd to ghost for him
LMAO
THE GROUP DEMON SENZU HAS ARRIVED IN THE PLAYOFFS
>baiting crowd cheating
-Respect
stupid cheating chink
I'll be cheering for Vitality tomorrow
>>1820448Probably a bunch of tourists coming for the major and not knowing shit about actual Pro CS. Which would explain the constant muh big org shit.
>>1820448approximately 90% of the seething is coming from faze fans and s0mple glazers and approximately 80% of them said they'd stop watching after faze lost
these dog and cateaters will get humbled by the white men
>>1820455>>1820463>>1820460SEETHING BOSTILEIRO DOG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU
LEARN
YOUR
FUCKING
PLACE
>>1820463I think it adds a dynamic to the game
>>1820466I'm hyping my niggas Mongolz though?
It's over. Pain for Pain.
Mongolz are looking better and better during this major
How bad are they going to be battered tomorrow?
>>1820462this, zero respect for that kind of bullshit.
at the end of the day, they're not like us.
>>1820449i'm spanish, and my friends who play league watch even regional events like LEC and stuff
there is a huge following of league in europe too
mongos 2-0 vitality tomorrow
>>1820468you eat dogs
you eat cats
you created COVID
you have small penises
you have chinky eyes
bow before your betters
>>1820471you cant post that...
>>1820467Faze got eliminated though. There are no white men present otherwise.
Even the MongolZ are cracking a small smile now
SEND
THEM
HOME
>>1820476YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING HU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR FIRSTIE MASTERS YOU SUBHUMAN
>>1820451That's some big projecting out of nowhere. Whatever, surface level retard.
SEND THEM HOME
>SEND THEM HOME
SEND THEM HOME
>SEND THEM HOME
SEND THEM HOME
>SEND THEM HOME
SEND THEM HOME
>SEND THEM HOME
>>1820471pronebone plap plap plap
>>1820448major isn't really interesting anymore 2bh unless you're vitality fan, I guess
group stages were much more interesting because anything could happen
>>1820470you're not a part of the 90%, kudos
genghis khan would be proud
>crowdbaiting
I don't get it, can the players actually hear the crowd?
>>1820481I could literally kill your chink family with my bare hands little chinkie
>>1820448Mentally ill ruzzians are extremely pissed that s0mpel and sp0r0t got humiliated while ZywOo is in the finals
It wasn't as obvious during stages 2 and 3 due to Spirit and VP and Nemiga fluking wins
>hues are mad
Relax you were worse. Better luck next time.
>>1820482>projectingYeah that's what you're doing with your parasocial relationship.
>>1820448false
all the stage phases we had that mutt racebait shitting up the whole thread
SEND
THOSE
MACACOS
HOME
BACK TO YOUR FAVELA YOU SUBHUMAN MONKEYS
BACK TO YOUR BROWN SHITHOLE YOU SUBHUMAN
honestly mongolz have looked the best out of all the teams at the major except for vitality. If they bring the same level tomorrow we might actually have an entertaining final.
MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
>MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
>MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
>MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
>MONGOS 2-0 VITALITY
The MongolZ ascent is inspiring. Hope they can give a good fight tomorrow.
cheating scumbags, honourless faggots.
3rd worlders... apologize
>mzinho is younger thank donk
I truly believe that study which claimed that 50% or so of mongols are of genghis khan lineage because there's no way I'd assume this amount of pressure when I was this young.
CAN XI WU DO IT AGAINST MONGOLS?
>crying about baiting the crowd
Newfags or what? Even olofmeister did that, it's not a big deal.
>>1820489The booths are crowdproof but you can still feel the vibrations
Asia chads is 2025 our year?!
I feel bad for Pain like I feel bad for a homeless little girl.
>>1820489of course they can.
First they conquer your land. Then they conquer your video games.
>>1820507Ummmm olofmeister had le heckin le aura so it's okay when he did it?
>>1820508what booths lmao
they are open
>>1820493I don't watch streamers you retarded faggot. I'm explaining to your idiot ass why some dudes with no particular talent like ohne, asmongold or xqc are massively popular on the internet.
>lost to koreans in soccer
>lost to mongolians in cs
thiriebros...
>>1820507cheating is pathetic.
was that a brief hotmic from freya?
>>1820501these chinkies don't care about honor that's why those slanted eye bugs always were below europeans
>>1820519What really? weren't they a thing in the past?
>>1820501seething mindbroken hue
>>1820525depends on the tournament
they've never been an strict requirement
>>1820504the original mongols were genocided they are literally identical to chinkies
>>1820524Someone's maaaaad
>>1820526you are honourless like them. you don't deserve to live.
>>1820486i guess that's true too, hopefully everyone underestimated mongolz and they can actualy put up a great fight tomorrow
>>1820494this was a minor issue, for the majority they were still drowned out by normal anons
>>1820520>I don't watch>continues to project about him
>BLITZ INTERVIEW
WTF RARE INTERVIEW
dona's delicius clevage will be on stage tomorrow for the show match
yum
>>1820529Chinks are definitely whiter than mongols.
Just look at the team skin complexion most of them are orange like kazakhs, I have barely seen any orange chinks.
>both zywoo and 910 are 1.42
Kino?
how are they so nonchalant about it? domination has to be in their genes
>>1820478>mentally ill fat blob>zesty norwegian>balding slav>alcoholic and fat slav>bald manlet muttfaze the white clan
>it wont be that hard
based mongo
I don't think I have ever seen this much seething in these threads.
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blitz looks like Him
>Pisses off Faze fans
>Pisses off South Americans
Kind of based.
>>1820547You need to have ice in your veins to conquer half the world with just some horses and bows
>>1820549Awww somebody got BTFO and is desperate to respond.
>>1820550I am danish you bugman
>>1820557so.... you're brown?
>>1820558kek the irony
>>1820557sure joao
>>1820551if he actually believes that, that's why they'll win
not mindbroken by them like the rest of the top 5
>>1820548>alcoholic and fat slav>mentally ill fat blobWhy's you mention simple twice?
You know what? I believe, fuck vitality they will get absolutely humbled, mongolz are taking this one
Why are people here so mad the grand final is two top 5 teams?
>>1820564yeah man yeah man just like mouz did today bro
>>1820548>>zesty norwegianlol you wrote that but not even you believe that.
>>1820565its stupid 3rd worlders with the mongrel complex seething about mongolian domination
Vitality will get +1 VRS point for winning the Major final game kek
that's kind of a flex in itself, they broke the ranking
>>1820552the brazilian inferiority complex
>>1820548>>zesty norwegianmarried father of two
>>1820569>paints his nails>talks about playing league of legends>gay and ugly flower tattoo taking up half his neck>surname is literally NYAgaardclear cut case of terminal zestiness
>>1820562>if he actually believes that, that's why they'll winWe have been saying this about mouz, spirit and falcons since february and all of them chokes like bitches.
I hope the mongolz win but I don't believe it 1%.
>>1820572>win major over #1 team>do not even get +1 rankkek
>>1820552an extremely dumb /int/oid found this thread from /sp/ some days ago and now he constantly spams unfunny bait here
>>1820448It's because some retards made NiKo threads in /sp/ and made some insufferable schizo came here.
>>1820576they don't believe they can win though
you need a little bit of delusion to beat the best
Always wanted to go horseback riding on the Mongolian steppes. Based Mongolz.
so magog trip to ulaanbaatar when
hues exposed on multiple fronts today
>>1820575>can't stop impregnating his wifeYea right, what a zesty guy.
>negative record vs MOUZ
>negative record vs Falcons
>negative record vs Spirit
>negative record vs Vitality
not even a single fluke win, not once
we can stop pretending they're competitors
>>1820584ulaanbaatar major would be based
These hues are buckbroken
>>1820567Why the fuck would I believe in mouz? They are dogs and I wanted them to lose more than vitality
>>1820474yeah but cs is bigger, LEC WINTER had a peak viewship of around 800k this year and then on top of this league has heavly invested in watchparties which means that maybe 100k of these viewers are unorganic.
we can compare this to PGL astana which had a peak viewership of 900k
>>1820574>>1820586you can be zesty and still be straight
give it up, nyanguard, your flight is in 30 minutes
>>1820587If mouz, falcons and spirit were better then why did they get eliminated?
>>1820574>>1820586its called a beard
its how old fags used to do it, have a family but still fuck man ass
if they beat furia the seethe would be so much funnier
>home from bar
>going to watch Mouz - Vitality knowing its a steamroll
How badly am I wasting my time?
>>1820591You realize LEC is a tier 2 tournament right? It's literally just a qualifier for the real tournaments. The fact that tier 2 tournaments get that many viewers is insane. CS is not even close. Be real.
>>1820593because mongolz got the CCT part of the bracket while mouz and spirit got the real finals part of the bracket
>>1820597you're in for a surprise, don't read the thread
>>1820597whitout spoilers, its def worth it
even the fazefags went silent
we won firstiebros and secondiebros
thirdiecucks lost
>>1820598yeah but we are talking about western viewership doebeit LCK had a 2M viewers but probably only like 500k western viewers,
>>1820588cs is fucking huge in mongolia apparently, so the whole city would probably show up
and if other asian crowds are any indication, they wouldn't go home as soon as their favorite team lost
>>1820605>western viewers80% of CS viewers are slavs or latinx retard
>>1820602My fuarking heroes...
>>1820605And you think the western viewership is not going to go up when the real tournaments start or something? So many people don't watch LEC, but they tune in for Worlds at the end of the year. You'd have to actually be delusional to think League is dead in EU.
after tomorrow, what cope is left against him being the GOAT?
>>1820571you are literally chinese, go back to making my shoes chang
>>1820600>because mongolz got the CCT partBut mongolz won all the games they needed. Why didn't the other teams just... not lose? They can't be the better team if they lose when they're supposed to win.
>>1820612you're inferior to mongolians you stupid hue
>>1820607in this context western is anything not east asian
retard
>>1820602so fucking beauitful
you cant do this shit with any other team
>>1820604Mongolia has a worse HDI than Paraguay, St. Lucia and Turkmenistan
it's a giant shithole
>>1820611The same cope for the last 2 years, he's fat and doesnt look as good as device or cool as s1mple. This translated as "cultural impact" obviously to not make it seem retarded.
we need AUSchad to put those chinks back in their place
guys what if they join CS
>>1820615>But mongolz won all the games they neededyour point?
they aren't better than mouz because they beat #18 and #10 and mouz only had to settle for #3
it's not that hard to comprehend that mongolz lost every single match to top 4 opponents without winning once, meaning they are indeed worse than top 4 teams
kek so many seething hues they're worse than mongolia on multiple metrics
>>1820623Dude VANISHED this major because the chinese were strong. Absolute pussy.
>>1820611Temporarily, it's not going to be hard to catch up for a prodigy that actually dominates from the get-go, donk will overtake him as will kyousuke and probably a dozen others whose names we don't know yet
>>1820623you lost
Asia won
China won
shut the fuck up hue/ausfag
mongolians aren't chinese you retarded fucking thirdies, its like calling brazilians mexicans
>>1820626NTA but this proves that Mongolia is more of a shithole
>>1820610It definitely is, but most of those people still tune in for finals, so the uptick is not CRAZY, but the main argument was never above peak viewship but about hours watched, in which cs clearly clears. The entire league esports ecosystem is created for peak viewership numbers.
>>1820630modern day mongolians are the exact same genetically as the ""han chinese"" brethren in inner mongolia although they are soviet influenced rather than CCP infleunced. Not exactly the same but the difference (genetically, at least) is more like Argentina vs Chile
>>1820626>Be 72% less likely to be murderedThey don't fuck around in Brazil do they.
>>1820628so the cope is "he will be beaten in the future... by someone... sometime"
kek
feels comfy knowing that most of these head-dented poltards will be gone by the time cologne rolls around
>>1820605You have to keep in mind LCK is on at like 8 to 12 am in Europe. The people who do watch it are extremely dedicated (and/or unemployed). T1 has so many foreign (Western) fans it's insane. There are probably more Western Faker fans than fans of all Western teams combined desu. If you think s1mple has deranged simps, Faker is ten times that.
>>1820627There's no fun doing the auschad bit without the mentally ill chink.
>>1820625But where are the better teams? Why is mongolz in the grand final and not the supposedly better teams? Why did the better teams lose when they werent supposed to? Why did falcons get eliminated so early? Why did spirit lose at the quarters? Why did mouz get eliminated at the semis? I don't get it. Losing means you are not good enough to win. How can a team be better if they lose?
>>1820636cologne is cancelled cuz ww3
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NOT THE WORST ONE NOT THE WORST ONE!
Simple will be back.
>>1820628reminder that donk plays 16 hours of faceit every single day only so that he can lose to goatwoo.
meanwhile the woo literally doesnt even practice outside of team practice
>>1820642>910 tied with ZywOoFor the love of god RAPE the ZywOo tomorrow 910 make this shit happen.
>>1820643zywoo played like 2 games of na faceit and immediately detected it was bad for him, meanwhile donk & m0nesy was like
>wow region so bad this is freelo for my leaderboard climb and got RAPED
>>1820640i cancelled ww3 (i'm jewish) so it's back on
>>1820645Donk would've still lost to vitality because unlike spirit vitality is actually a team of 4.
910
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>>1820644the deleted tweet would finally feel appropriate
>>1820642>it will be hard for wonderful to fill simple's role.
>>1820642Shiro is a fucktard goddamn.
>>1820635Yeah, the bar is low right now, 1 major and a million losing mvps and he was already considered the goat, it's just not gonna be that impressive down the line. This years been good to him but he's getting up there in the years, soon he will deteriorate in skill while these young guns aren't even close to their primes yet.
>>1820653kinda sad that the one time he stepped up, no one else did
>>1820657Bit sort of did. It's the others that dropped the ball. jL in particular.
>>1820639>pretending to be retardedI am sorry you have to resort to this to get attention, but I'll take you seriously
>and not the supposedly better teamsBecause the better teams eliminated each other, this has nothing to do with MongolZ being in the CCT part of the bracket. Do you get it? Them losing doesn't make them worse than MongolZ.
>Losing means you are not good enough to winWe're talking about head-to-heads here, and MongolZ haven't beaten any of the eliminated top 4 teams the entire year despite meeting them multiple times, meaning they are worse than them.
Hope this helps.
>>1820664Now you're just resorting to mental gymnastics. Here are the facts as of today:
Mongolz is in the grand final.
All other teams except vitality are eliminated.
Mongolz at minimum is 2nd place. All other teams are lower.
Need me to repeat that? Mongolz 2nd place minimum. Falcons, spirit, and mouz in lower placement.
How are they better? You keep avoiding the question. How are they better??? Why are they in lower placements if they're better????
>uhhh they faced better teams that's why they lostSo they're not better.
>>1820628>kyousukeholy shit i can't wait until you dumb cemen slurpers get exposed later this year
Tomorrow will either be pretty competitive or a complete blowout.
I hope it's competitive but...
>>1820677This was the last time they faced off. There's a chance.
>>1820674I'll dumb it down for you:
Imagine you are in quarter finals of your Ulaanbaatar Archery Competition
You are matched against a literal fucking toddler
Two best archers on the planet are matched against each other
You win against a fucking toddler, the greatest archer on the planet wins against 2nd greatest archer on the planet
Are you better than the 2nd greatest archer on the planet in this case?
>How are they betterBecause they haven't won against them previously in all head-to-heads. I've answered this question 3 times already.
>>1820674dumb nigger dumb nigger dumb nigger
I just looked their h2h stats and map winrate on hltv and uhh... I don't get why the predictions are 50/50 but let's see.
>>1820685because they beat paiN and FaZe, that means they're 2nd best team on the planet
>>1820679And I've told you so much that they've placed much lower. How is that better? Why can't they place higher if they're better? Your metric for success is flawed. They are placed lower. That's that.
>>1820685they just have to get lucky and apex to have a bad game
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383347/usa-vs-stream-team-showmatch-cs
>>1820687This but unironically
>>1820688NTA but holy shit you are retarded.
Im happy for the Mongolz but man you need to use your head a little.
>>1820691>stream teamWhat are the odds they feature a VAC banned player?
>>1820688Are you genuinely just actually retarded? Not even pretending?
Answer my hypothetical first: are you better than the 2nd best archer in the world?
MongolZ winning against paiN doesn't make them better than MOUZ **in comparison to each other**
MOUZ won against MongolZ in all matches they've played against each other
>>1820689>Apex and flamez and mezii
Zywoo mogs every single player on mongolz by every metric.
Ropz almost every single one.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382619/vitality-vs-the-mongolz-blasttv-austin-major-2025
Vitality would have to turn into the worst version of spirit to lose this which I don't think is possible.
>>1820696So now you argue that 3-4th place is better than 2nd place. I think you're the one who's retarded here.
>>1820698Why are you dodging the question, bro?
I tell you for the 5th time that we're talking about relative strength to each other over the course of an entire season, as well as their direct head-to-heads, not a singular event where two teams never even met.
>this is the IQ of an average mongolz fan
>>1820700Why are YOU dodging the question? You talk about head to head like it even matters. Mongolz won their games leading up to the grand final. Why couldn't the "better teams" do that?
>>1820710>Why couldn't the "better teams" do thatBecause they played against the greatest archer on planet Earth and not a toddler like MongolZ.
Now please answer the question I asked several posts ago.
>>1820685Only Blitz said it's a 50/50. I don't think anyone thinks it's a 50/50.
>>1820714That only makes them better in situations that literally don't matter. Situations that you conjured up in your head. Situations that never even had the chance to happen because they lost even though they're better according to you. How's that for an answer? Now tell me what the placements are for this major again.
>>1820715>50/50I'm talking about hltv preds on the matchpage. It's like 52/48 in favor of Mongolz lol.
I have faith in Mongolz.
910 WILL show up
Demon Senzu WILL be there
Mzinho WILL be there
Techno4k WILL get a 4k
Blitz WILL outaim everyone
>>1820723In reality only one of these will end in the green. One will end in the grey and the other three will end in the red.
>>1820721Too much HOPE. They are delusional just like me and they are based because of that.
If ZywOo get a rating higher than 1.49 he will break donk's record in shanghai...
>>1820725It's recency bias imo. People are forgetting that faze and pain are shit. Okay, faze actually had a chance but one player simply didn't show up.
>>1820720>How's that for an answer?It's a non-sequitur because I asked you if you're better than the 2nd greatest archer who lost. Answer me properly.
Also, following your logic, Passion UA are better than MongolZ because the former got a trophy and the latter didn't KWAB
>Situations that you conjured up in your head. Situations that never even had the chance to happenBut they did happen
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382693/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-dallas-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382693/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-dallas-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381766/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-melbourne-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381324/falcons-vs-the-mongolz-pgl-bucharest-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380057/spirit-vs-the-mongolz-esl-pro-league-season-21
>>1820728Against mongolz with this roster? Easy.
>>1820689i think it's more likely for mezii or Flamez to have a bad game, but even more so for any of the Mongolz lads. you only play a couple of games like this in your life, and that's if you're lucky. apex and ropz already played 3 Major finals, i think they will both show up and wrap it up tomorrow.
>>1820730>b-but the past!!!Oh? How are they doing now? That's right, not as better as you would expect. Funny how that works huh?
>>1820729>one player s1mply didn't show up.ONE JOB
>>1820737Answer the question, Pedro, why are you dodging a simple yes/no theoretical question?
Also, I am telling you for the 6th time, MongolZ are worse than MOUZ because they didn't win a single time against MOUZ all season long. The rest is entirely irrelevant.
If the rest isn't irrelevant, explain to me why HLTV and VRS rankings don't put MongolZ as top 2 this instant.
mongolz inferno
vita nuke
mirage decider
fastest 2-0 in major grand final history btw
>>1820743retard it's bait let it go
You guys think faze are still considering simple's buyout after...well.
>>1820743What is the placement again? Oh yeah, mongolz 2nd place. And the others are gone. Oops. Guess they're really not as good as you would think in your head, otherwise they'd be in the grand finals.
>>1820750>still can't comprehend a theoretical questionI hope you get some treatment for your aphantasia, my friend.
Regards
>>1820757>muh theoryIN THEORY FALCONS, SPIRIT AND MOUZ ARE BETTER
In practice however...
>>1820760>In practice however...https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382693/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-dallas-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382693/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-dallas-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381766/mouz-vs-the-mongolz-iem-melbourne-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381324/falcons-vs-the-mongolz-pgl-bucharest-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380057/spirit-vs-the-mongolz-esl-pro-league-season-21
>>1820748It is probably going to happen. The sticker money will be insane next major.
>>1820766I don't see MongolZ winning against MOUZ or Spirit or Falcons that means all those 3 are better until proven otherwise
Otherwise, Passion UA > MongolZ due to Passion UA winning a tournament and MongolZ only placing 2nd.
/closed
>>1820768>sticker moneyso soulless
Kek I was there at the stadium today and the monkeys were so buck broken they stopped singing and dancing. It was like watching a live version of monkeys from hltv or even /cs2g/ shutting up after their team gets rekt.
I genuinely hope FaZe go bankrupt, I am dead tired of seeing frozen getting jailed with 4 washed old fucks that don't know how to quit when ahead
Praying for a fast Stage 2 exit next major and a swift disband afterwards.
>Average player age 28.9
>>1820778Gotta do what you gotta do when you are not winning tournaments.
>>1820780Pretty sure unx karrigan, rain and s0mple are done. El0ge is also done but he'll kick and scream for a while. Fr0zen is not that good but he'll coast along for a while.
>>1820772Yes I love delicious fat female armpits, especially if sweaty.
>>1820783yeah but Faze should at least be aspiring to win tournaments and build a team for that purpose
signing a player just because he will get hype and sticker money is a tier 2 team line of thinking, kinda sad.
>>1820786>Fr0zen is not that goodHe was amazing in MOUZ, it's entirely karritard not being able to piece together him with ropz for over a year despite making it work previously.
>ropz on losing his last two Major finals: "I told the guys, 'If we lose, let's not do it in the final'"
the GOAT rifler gonna smurf tomorrow
>magixx lifegame out of NOWHERE last major to win it for Spirit
Manifesting Techno4K nicoodoz-tier lifegame to win this shit.
>>1820796Good for them since they lost their first game
>>1820793You are right but after that 2-1 game vs Mongolz, s1mple showed a bit of his past self and they are going to believe he can come back like that consistently. FaZe also seems hell-bent on making a lineup with the old gen of CSGO so they don't even have options for new players because of that.
We'll see but I'm expecting s1mple will become part of the permanent roster. Soon rain will retire too so I'll give FaZe as we know it 1 year max, in mid-2026 they'll probably only have EliGE and/or frozen there.
>>1820779They stopped moving the last round like everyone else and clapped for mongolz after they won. No need to lie
>>1820826>pican american small is equivalent to a european medium i think so that's kinda crazy
>>1820826do people really buy tshirts that just say MAJOR
NA kids need to be poverty stricken to grow up in the right environment and become CS pros.
>>1820788Uh no sorry pitchad but we have to disagree here. Freshly shaved and right out the shower are the best pits.
>>1820857what a load of fucking bullshit lmao
just like his fake low hour account
>>1820826I dunno about the last round because I left early but they were silent as soon as Mongolz started pummeling Pain.
>>1820862Nah the last couple they started drumming to give paiN their energy
>>1820869Must've been some shit energy.
>>1820869Yeah probably I wasn't there. But for the most part they were completely silent which is what I meant in my original post.
>I was there
>I left so don't know
reading comprehension is hard for low iq monkeys so I forgive your chimpout
>>1820886>>1820888Bunch of passive aggressive teenage schoolgirls not giving each other direct replies lmao.
now that the dust has settled the 3 sets of swiss was really fucking worthless holy shit
im honestly not going to bother staying up for this final
going to be the most boring 3-0 in existence against 5 soulless chinks with zero aura
>>1820933it's a bo3 zoomiebro
What is the obsession with "aura"?
i'd rather watch the pacers vs okc game 7 than this michael mouse major final shit
>>1820935>3 swiss stages>shit teams get through over good teams anyway>ending with a mickey mouse bo3>NAjesus, could it get any worse? maybe the final will be cast by Pimp and Lucy
I cannot believe poloolpp actually looks like that. I thought the pictures were a meme
>i'd rather watch (third worlder poor person sportshit)
>>1820950nba is mickey mouse shit in 2025 but its still better than watching a tier 2 asian team in a major final
>>1820953They're top 5 thoughbeit. What does that make your precious Faze?
>attacking FaZe out of NOWHERE
>>1820959>no where>been seething cause they lost for over a day
>>1820955they had a stand in lil broski
>>1820966give this roster 6 more months and they won't even qualify for playoffs at the next major unc
>>1820966And you are upset they lost because?
Maybe im autistic or something but i really don't realize why i should give a fuck about Faze losing and why is this such a disaster? They would have gotten smoked by all the bottom half teams (yes, even Navi). They got a lucky bracket and the hype built up because of it, but seriously if they fluked their way to the final this would have been such a blow out it's not even funny.
>>1820974because i wanted to see faze v vitality kino not some boring chink robot team that will bomb out 2-0
>>1820978If you can't even win the easy bracket matches why do these f0ze fans think they deserve the major?
>>1820979fuck your pickems
fuck your gay ass teams
fuck your big orgs
fuck your kino
fuck you
Who wants to bet on when Rain will retire? Give me quarter/year. My guess is second quarter 2026, right after the first major of 2026.
>>1820983end of this year
>>1820986after the major?
>>1820981people are sick of gatekeeping brazilian and chink teams that always bomb out in the final ruining match ups we actually want to see
they really need to come up with a solution to this
>>1820979So two top 5 teams playing is bad but the best team in the world versing a tier 2 team with a stand in is good?
>>1820988You got raped and gaped 2-0 by said chinx. No amount of format changes will save you. Fuck your big org teams.
>>1820988Have you tried beating them?
>>1820988the solution is easy: remove stage 1 and change playoffs to double elim
>>1820991>>1820992>>1820994i wont be watching this final
Good, you won't be missed.
Friendly reminder Faze lost mirage CT half because they threw 5v3 against deagles with no kevlar
Seriously go rewatch that round, it's on the level of Falcons 5v3 throw
VRS has been a disaster for the CS2 viewing experience.
Bring back partner leagues.
>>1821002I thought you said you won't be watching the final? Why are you still here bitching and moaning? Fuck off already like you said you would.
>>1821002this but unironically
it's stupid that tier 2 teams can still overperform and ruin the entire thing
tier division existed for a reason
>>1820996You didn't answer my question.
>>1821002>Bring back partner leagues.AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME MBS-SAMA
This FaZe hate is so forced just like this "FaZe fan".
>so called CS fans when it comes to watching teams which aren't their big orgs
>>1821005>how dare teams play good they should just shit the bed like my favorite team
>>1821015There's no Faze hate cuck we're just tired of Faze fangirls and fangirls of other teams bitching and moaning about their gay ass big org team.
>>1821017This lol none of you are better than the brazilian monkeys you make fun of.
>>1821018so in other words you don't understand why tier 1 and tier 2 divisions exist
kill yourself you worthless cretin
>>1821015The moment the bracket was set Fazefags got cocky because it's a free path to the final and Zywoo is literally shaking in fear of meeting s1mple again
They brought it on themselves
Man these low iq monkeys really are shitting the thread up. Your "tier 1" team lost, go fuck yourself.
>>1821025mongol is tier 2 and there's literally nothing you can do to change it
Damn imagine losing to tier 2 teams. Maybe your "tier 1" team should be sent to tier 3 till they can manage to beat the tier 2 teams.
>>1820978Because s1mple was getting better the more the tournament went on
>>1821022You're the one complaining that teams are playing good instead of bad.
>>1821030Sounds like a skill issue to me. Maybe he should've gotten better quicker.
this thread is more active now than it will be during the actual grand final
open qualifiers
whateva happened there
>>1821022no way you tried doubling down there hahahahaha
>>1821030True, but everything he did well up to this point he nullified with a disasterclass in the qf
I'd understand the seething if it was a close game where s1mple was carrying and Mongolz barely won, so you could say they ruined the storyline, but it was a completely deserved 2:0, Faze are not that good and s1mple is clearly not back yet.
>>1821038removed because the illusion of tiers kept getting ruined by these overpaid shitters getting bodied by a team of drunk ragtag boys playing after school
remember snappi or nip or whoever the fuck it was crying now that they actually now have to prove that they're above said ragtag groups lol
>>1821038>>1821048open qualifiers are objectively shit and allow cheaters to freely enter the scene
the key to a brighter future is to remove open qualifiers and tier 2 tournaments and just leave tier 1 as an open vrs circuit with the rest being unranked
>>1821075you clearly don't know how many cheaters are in cct
https://x.com/magixx772/status/1936255907098206513
Remember when BNE kept dabbing on the big orgs in qualifiers?
>torszi cried
did you cry too
i did when asian team mongoloidz reached finals
>vitality 7-0 vs mouz
is this worse then astralis vs liquid?
Where did all these annoying fags come from?
>>1821110happens when thirdie teams luck their way into finals, they get uppity and start thinking they are on our (white) level
then they lose and they thankfully shut up until it happens again
>>1821115You're literally the type of person I was describing.
if mongolz wins it's pretty much confirmed to be a fraud major like paris rio and stockholm so not much of a loss
>>1821120berlin i mean stockholm was the last good major
>>1821117in that case, ive been on 4chan since before /vg/ existed and then was on /vg/ since day 1, and was posting in csgog from the very beginning right up until it was dying from lack of posts
where did you come, r/brazil and r/globaloffensive?
>>1821130If you wanna larp as le heckin based old fag, maybe you shouldn't be so insecure.
>>1821133So you've been around forever but can't handle your team losing?
Seems kinda pathetic to me.
>Major final day
>NiP and fnatic are playing an online cup for VRS points at 9 in the morning
kek how the mighty have fallen
>>1821135white people are 'my team'
Has this subreddit always been filled with plastic fans?
>this is who hues had to beat to get into the MAJOR SEMIFINALS
nice format CSissies
>>1821155yeah it sucks
we should just have TI format with double elimination
>>1821155>>1821158How come falcons couldn't do this?
>>1821165what does schizo whataboutism have to do with majors' shit format
>>1821165falcons is 10x the team that mongrols and pain are retard
>>1821170>>1821172>10x the team>placed 10x behind them
>>1821115>>1821130>>1821133i dont care how og you are
during every match fags like you are shitting the thread up with:
>muh whites>muh thirdies>muh joos/magog/ would be greatly improved without your 'insights'
>>1821030>s1mple was getting better the more the tournament went ons0mpel is one of the biggest major playoffs chokers, 2021 stockholm was a massive overperformance
>>1821110these threads are always worse in the downtime between matchdays but the major attracts even more retards.
S1mple dicksuckers are legitimately the most annoying delusional faggots on the internet
>my 0.80 alcoholic deserves to win to be in the final because i like him!!!!
>he had skibidi rizzlord aura unlike the actual good players who had L rizz!
>its not a real tournament because my fraud sucked ass and bombed out in quarters!!!!!
>i dont want to watch anymore!!!!!
>*bitches about it for the next 2 days instead of just simply not participating in the tournament like they said*
>>1819458 (OP)God bless you OP. Doing the Lord's work in my absence.
>>1821193he was lucky to face shitters in 2021
vitality with washed shox, misutaa and kyojin in the quarters, some gambit shitters in the semi final who never even played a LAN final in years and G2 with the niko the eternal choker, a team with no awper, nexa, amanek, jackz.
>>1821158what is the correct way to hold a grand final in a double elimination format?
Damn! zywhores are running wild itt right now, too bad yall goat is going to be assraped on stage by MongChads
>>1821079I don't like that streamers get almost the same recognition as the pro players, imo it makes them lose the mysticism of being a legend. You wouldn't see a tv commentator casually speaking to messi.
>>1821244You could make it a bo3 of bo3s with upper bracket starting with 1 advantage. Then it would be completely fair.
You could also make it bo5 with 1 game advantage.
But honestly I would just make it bo5 without any advantage. It doesn't really matter if it's technically unfair because it's not like you'd ever want to go to losers bracket anyway.
>>1821184Same applies to people like you though
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Dallas 2024 was like 10-20 times more kino than this fluke ahh "major"
>>1820944same
at least he's funny
>>1821153This is going to be more exciting and competitive than the actual gf
why can't nuCS fans handle s1mple's aura?
>0.80
why can't s1mple handle nuCS' aura?
>0-2
Why can't the mongoloids handle vitality's aura?
>showmatch instead of a 3rd place game
What a waste of fucking time.
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TF is Stewie watching LoL
>>1821286>>1821291>>1821296Just wanna let you know I hate all of you and hope you never post here again.
>>1821301>3rd placeWho the fuck cares about losers.
>>1821301While this showmatch sucks ass, who in the world wants to watch paiN vs MOUZ?
A textbook definition of "coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb"
>>1821313which one is which?
>>1821306looks like someone said something anti-semitic
>>1821306>less than 1k viewersculturalimpactbros...
>>1821326He's streaming on a daily basis lilvro...
The coolest anons of the 'gog are in here BTW: https://www.twitch.tv/thorin
>>1821330>already crashing out over some random twitch chatterkek same shit happened last time I checked in on a stream of his
>>1821350OHH HELL NAHHH DESE RUSKIES ARE INVITED TO THE COOCKOUT FRFR
, but if we are being serious it actually warms my heart to see that there are black cs fans
>>1821350>our girlies got BLACKEDit's over...
>>1821350whomst is this, is it mlk?
>>1821350would you take donk's cs skills if it meant having his hairline?
>>1821251No, anon is in the right for calling out /pol/tards
The funniest thing is that sperg above who prides himself in being white and part of the superior CS race is from NA, kwab
>>182135799.9999999% of poltards won't be able to argue with picrel
>>1821350based dio brotha
>>1821350that's a shoop right? no way
>>1821366eggs don't commit crimes
>>1821357yeah... i wouldn't go down this route if i were you
the mongolz haven't beaten any of the top 4 this major to get to the final and you want to tell me this isnt a mickey mouse run
give me a break
even if vitality tears their asshole open on stage it's still a mickey mouse
>>1821389>newfag learns how seeding works
>>1821399only if those tier 2 mongolz win or if the pacers win
>>1821388race only determines your skin tone nothing else. again just look at the eggs for proof its all there.
Think they'll ever add more agent skins? Last ones dropped 4 years ago and they're still frowned upon in pro play. Meanwhile weapon skins are bigger than ever.
>>1821402sister reddot is that way
>>1821402holy martin luther king! you opened my eyes
how could i have been so blind
valorant about to show off new agent new map new cool skins at their mini major meanwhile cs2 is going to have a streamer tournament kekekek
>>1821409Weren't there rumors/leaks of more customizable options such as being able to choose your pants, hat, boots or whatever? Maybe that is why the do not release agents anymore. Or maybe they just gave up on them because they see they are not very popular despite how much they pushed them (literally reworking buy menu, start screen, end game screen, main menu for them)
>>1821409Let's just cross our fingers for a good sexy idf soldier with quirky voice lines
>>1821409Agents are stupid. I just died to one because the head looks enough like a T and my teammate's name floated around it from behind him so i couldn't figure out wtf I was looking at. No wonder they aren't used in pro games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1EaqsMSsKw
remember when we had kino majors
>>1821425Damn Rio Major was just Magnificent
flamez implied that they don't care as much beyond the (near) perfect season, so who's winning cologne?
>>1821428yeah, until the home team lost
SO glad they're never hosting a major there again
>>1821433Falcons with record breaking kyousuke debut +2.0 rating almost guaranteed atp
>>1821437hope he crashes and burns in front of a big crowd
>>1821409I hope they will remove agents from premier
>>1821436looking back at the Rio major.. damn, even though they only showed up when Brazillian teams were playing, but that might have been the best and loudest crowd in CS history.
If Vitality win - Mickey Mouse Fugazi Irrelevant Fluke IEM Rio 2025 Major
If Mongolz win - Biggest event in the history of humanity
it's /ourjew/'s birthday today
>>1821458Skadoodle will be playing the showmatch
t. read the script
Is it a normal experience for the game to run great for the first lets say 30 minutes but then it just gets worse and worse to the point it gets unplayable in fights or with utility spam?
>lovebet on MongolZ
>get the freest money of my life by betting Vitality
why are decisions so tough
>>1821470total-based so it doesn't matter until the match starts
>>1821458watch the NA boomers go all out and drop them 13-0 in the showmatch
>>1821493stream team has ohnepickels so it's already over for usa
>>1821496built like mewtwo
>>1821418They already added patches and yet no one cares
if Vitality wins today im never watching pro CS again
>>1821496When I suddently activate her buttplug
>>1821498i've seen actual mewtwo builds and you are wrong
worth watching the finals?
>>1821529Man idk, those bestia guys in the crowd might gives us a show of our lifetime
I have never been so stressed.
>>1821548stressed about what bitch
unless you're playing on stage in a few hours dont worry about anything
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22+22+22? This Major is evil coded
I think MongolZ might have gotten the call bros
The mongrelz are winning this. Just relax and submit to the mongol empire.
>>1821409they should do what cod does and bring in actual game characters
>>1821565Yes skibidi skin pls
>tfw resetting the router didnt remove my ban
guess im phoneposting the finals
>>1821570ahahahahhaha what an idiot, hope this will happen to every poltard left in this general
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Fucking traitor, stick that 87-0 up your fucking ass moron
>>1821533maui and jlake linked up, need it or keep it?
>>1821575are you trans or something
>>1821575>cs drones when someone plays actual videogames
yep this is soooo much better than if pain and mouz played for a 3rd place
is anyone really watching this slop?
>>1821616Ermmmmmm....Y-yeah?
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
>>1821570you are stupid typing this here because someone will now report you for avoiding the ban you idiot
>>1821637you wouldn't do it yourself, right?
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this lad again
fuck i hope someone screenshotted the donas gyatt when she was in that dressing room
thank you ohne cameracuck
>>1821638no i wouldn't do it cuz im not a fag
but there are some salty faggy people in these threads who surely will
Damn, Skadaddy looking good!
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GYATTALICIOUS
CS2G ARE YA REAADDYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1821657resisting the urge to post something about you that will set the schizo off again
that unshapely shit is nasty
>>1821657>nexa gets to bust between those in 10 seconds every dayOH MY FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>1821663AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cct finals get the fuck in here
https://www.twitch.tv/cct_cs
>no hallzerk on team usa
what a shitty show match
>>1821657>this is considered a good looking butt in peeurope
I guess Cliffe is still a bit too touchy to promote as a co-founder of CS
>>1821670he's mongolian?
>>1821673you have to understand, the irish are nosceners
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Damn he's looking so good
>they brought in the fat german again
>>1821657>fucking NEXA taps that every night
>everyone prepping for the game
>dona on the phone
lmao
faze already found a new awp'er?
who the fuck is that bugman on team usa? that's not method or rambo
>>1821684why are they shilling this guy so much lately
is he doing some retarded lgbt charity or what
>>1821606>pokiesPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>dona kills EliGE
Time to retire
>>1821693I'd let her "kill" me (by sitting on my face)
>professional players lose a round to silver players that only open cases
>professional players lose a SECOND round to case openers
>Grim tryharding vs fucking DONA OHNE and GAULES
lmao
>the teams were literally constructed so that there was no possible scenario where NA can lose
must feel good to be able to win something
onhe respawn
the strongest cs player in history
Dang all those skins, our uncs are about to have a heart attack
>dona kills elige for THE THIRD TIME
our unc got a awp kill ong
>>1821714im starting to think she offered to suck his peepee after the game if he fed her kills
Why are there no gamemode like in shanghai?
What is this ancient nigga doing?
oh my gad the spaghetti was dropped
Guy created the game but is pretty shit at it
why the fuck is gaules there
this show match is legitimately funny to watch
>russian guy tryharding with ak
unfathomably based
>>1821724because hes king bean streamer
>>1821723he created the shitty beta version of CS, other people improved upon it and made it the 1.6 we know and love
he also surfaced back once he was kicked from his previous job to gain publicity lol
why does gaules look so much thinner
>professional players struggle to kill casual players that only open cases
>niggas don't know about the C plant
Dona is a retard, and NA pros are shit.
>Not knowing about the Ramp plant
>onhe and dona screaming to each other to plant
im crying for real
>>1821738Dona doesn't have bomb bind on her keyboard u faggot
>moses unironic ptsd from cold jumping double
>>1821741>starts hyperventilating and crying
>team usa has the crowd behind them
>literally like 5 people chanting
LMAO
FUGGG YOU CAN SEE DONA NIPS POKING OUT ON THE OHNE CAM
i unironically like ohnepixel
he's a much better all-around zoomer-friendly streamer than others like tarik or those other negroes that are popular on twitch
>ok stream team we need you guys to start throwing for real now so we can have our american sweethearts win something this tournament
n0thing is the american get_right, stupid fag tryharding
n0thing trying to relive his career with this tryharding
>>1821751I've literally never heard of any of the Stream Team players before this match.
tbf onhe only plays vertigo
>>1821757he opens cases and plays vertigo
>>1821757He said last time he played was a month ago.
>>1821757he only launches the game to open cases and loot the skins people gift him
>>1821723he's 80 years old and just killed elige while clutching the round
>>1821755>doesn't know ohnepixel, biggest CS streamer rn>evelone one of the biggest russian streamers since forever>gaules, biggest brazilian streamer and former 1.6 player with a major in his belt>donaI admit I only learned of shadowkekw because he got ten gorillion viewers during the major
>dona kills elige FOR A FOURTH TIME
>>1821765I only watch tournament streams, I don't watch any player streams.
>>1821723he mostly just created the basic idea of it and has barely cared since.
he's just back because he wants attention for some new shitty game he's involved with.
watchie
https://youtu.be/umkczGp6Xwg
>>1821771waito piggu go home
>>1821765>former 1.6 player with a major in his beltWait what?
>>1821771what is she thinking?
elige is so bad holy shit
GOOSEMAN proves a good team can get you good stats. zywoo fraud confirmed.
>>1821765evelone is ukrainian chud
dona has sunglasses on her card below
is that dark dona?
>>1821773ohne + token woman is for EN audience
gaules for BR
shadowkek + token ukrainian for RU
elige was supposed to play in the finals
>>1821774ok I was wrong, he didn't win any majors, that was fnx and B1T
but he did play in MIBR and G3X back in the day
Ok guys we've had our fun but seriously, USAGods we need to win this now.
last round they should randomize the teams
why is team usa with 4 pro players having trouble vs streamers like ohne and women?
>two slav pigs
>sweating their balls off in a showmatch
kek classic
>>1821792thats the reality of skill in NA
>>1821793you are either a chinky or a danedog
>>1821792that might explain why na teams have been shit all stages of the major
why is this evelone literally toggling in some meme showmatch?
>Team USA is actually going to lose
>>1821790Why is this prehistoric man in a FaZe jersey?
>hues lost
>french are going to win it
oh they're going to be seething
for some reason france makes brazilians on 4chan very, very mad
>>1821793not only are you wrong, you're also pissing yourself over a showmatch
Evelone super tryhard lol
>dona's nips are visible
amazing
>Dona is a better IGL than any current NA IGL
Bros... it's never been more over than it is now.
>>1821799faze couldn't afford s1mple
>>1821806evelone is ukrainian thoughbeit?
its scripted for views you mongs
why is dona 10x better than ohne?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMERICA CANT EVEN WIN A SHOWMATCH AGAINST ABSOLUTE SHITTERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1821813so where is the OT?
dona somehow not the worst on the team
HAHAHAHAHA TEAM US ON HOMESOIL
DOHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A TEAM OF STREAMERS BEAT A TEAM OF 4 US PROS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KWAB El0GE and Shitdoodle got farmed by a woman.
Where is the hype music from production hello????
>>1821805Those are seams you retard.
>>1821814female intuition
>>1821811BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA NA BABS........
>4-20 scoreline
scripted confirmed
is elige 5'3? nothing is 5'3 and they're around the same height
that fuckign mouz spirit clip man... that was the best map of the tournament
>2 pro players
>2 tryharding ex players, one of them a major winner and the best NA pro player of all time
>the creator of the game
>all losing against 2 faceit level 2s, 2 random streamers and 40 year old gaules who retired 18 years ago
>random streamer SHITTERS from all over the world
>beat team USA
breh
>>1821838>creator of the game>2nd worst (actually worst since ohne threw for 4-20)
I'm gonna say it, I don't like
>90 minutes left to finals
seriously?
>>1821835>ohnewait, dona said he is austrian?
bruh what the hell happened to hltv forums? browsed that shit for the first time in a long time and it's literally redit now.
>best players in NA history
>vs streamers who dont even play
>lose
Hm... shits weird.
>>1821844he was born in luneburg which is in northern germany
>john counterstrike playing
>can't even win at his own game
very embarrassing for him desu
>>1821845it's unironically better than here though
bros what should i do in the meantime?
>>1821862wow very cool reddit *updoot*
>>1821853Is it though? The game he made is nothing like CS2. Besides, the devs are very very rarely one of the best players in the games they play.
>>1821864mindbroken neutered fun hater
CS is kind of like BW in that there's this debate over what exactly counts as an era/bonjwa, though people generally have an idea of who deserves the title.
>>1821866>standing next to troons is "fun"go back
>>182155922+22+22 = 66. flamez jewish. theres one more 6 somewhere to summon the devil
IEM Dallas female/"female" final was unironically more entertaining than the showmatch
>>1821862Do you find this funny or something?
who is that weirdo mexican in analyst desk? Is he retarded or something?
>>1821886he's the diversity hire. short AND spanish
>>1821890he weighs more than the section number btw
ANOTHER crying man
imagine the dryness in all of the vaginas in the arena
why is counter strikes MJ crying? nigga you got 5 rings
i had the tab muted why the fuck this dude crying
oh my god so many sissies in the pro scene. Yesterday torzi, today dupreeh...
just joking, love you Dup :(
>>1821887all his takes are just so retarded that it's hard to listen to. There's such a wide pool of talented people that you could choose from and they take this moron.
>crying infront of an empty arena
LMAO
That Astralis video got him to remember EVERYTHING
Fuck man......
i thought he wasnt playing anymore already lmao
>guy with the halo 2 shirt
BASED
>>1821904shes rubbin one out in the bathroom
>most of the players you were watching 10+ years ago are now gone
Man.
hope he stays on the desk
>>1821909>cucksole shootan slop........ except from the 2000sonly retarded ass americans care about this shitty series that killed the FPS genre
>>1821904>Freya, dupreeh wants to announce his retirement and I can't be near ANOTHER man crying UGH... Yesterday was disgusting already I can't I just can't
>>1821914I'm pretty sure he will, just not entertaining the idea of being a pro player anymore.
wasn't dupreeh retired already for a long time? dont get it
>>1821868BW requires actual skill to play unlike Counter "let me toggle" Strike tho.
>>1821904i hate people with zero self awareness
Laundersbros...we are casting the fucking Grand Finals!!!!!!!!!!
>>1821928why did launders have to end up with fucking scrawny man, i like launders but screamy is too much
SJOKZ ARMPITS YUUUUUUUUUM
SJOKZ AD ALERT
SJOKZ AD ALERT
SJOKZ AD ALERT
SJOKZ AD ALERT
GET IN HERE
HOLY FUARK SEX WITH SJOCKZ SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX
caught anon posting on magog
>>1821938broodwars
the best and only good esports
>>1821933It was pretty good. I thought it was going to be something else.
man, Sjokz looking bused as shit nowadays lmao
and here i thought stunna left for good
how do I delete other people's pictures?
phone posting btw
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Freyabros...you can NOT compete
>>1821944yeah shes like 40 bro
>>1821951so am i, but im still pretty
>>1821949>>1821950is she speaking with a southern accent suddenly?
lol
>>1821956childless women age like milk
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what a slut.
why are esports events so weird, why do they always try to be funny
remember when people made fun of valorent being a sissy manchildren game but then the cs2 major had 2 grown ass men crying? what was that all about
who's the cute girlie in the vitality squad?
>>1821967Uhh... that's ropz...
>>1821964god hes so.... kool
>>1821962She's mid af
I guess she's tall? Like what else does she have going on I don't get it
zywoo vs 910 is gonna be so lit
>the chubby asian nigga walking out with mcdonalds
holy ohne just triple gold gold gold in skibidi gacha
>>1821960truly grim stuff
>valarante has bo5 grand finals
how does cs keep losing
fascinating creatures those americans
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>The entire MongolZ team is smiling
Nigga we got it bro
>>1821971her boyfriend is nafri btw
>>1821985>valorant can barely fill a room with 30 people for their finals
all that to get 3-0 stomped by CHADpex
>>1821989and? this crowd is going to be a library when vitality rapes mongolz
>>1821992>3-0fucking tourists...
>>1821993>>1821992post betting slips
>>1821991yeah gooners hornyposting about feet ruined it for everyone
>>1821975wdym tall? she's not even 6 feet with high heels
>>1821994it's really funny how it's so obvious that a grand finals should be bo5 yet it isn't
the thought of it being bo3 is completely crazy
>>1821998that's how its been for years newfag
>>1822000that's not what i'm saying
>>1821999falcons are about to have 3 of the 5
I like dupreeh's little stories he sprinkles in on the desk. Even the gay ones
>>1822003falcons could definitely make it happen with their oil money
>>1822000yes but i am not him but i also forgot that its bo3 i forget it every single major
>>1821999>s1mplelol lmao even
>>1821999but.. they are all trash...?!?
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1936857374276653469
holy soul
imagine having an entire country on your backs
if mongolz win this i'll sell everything i have and fly to ullanbataar
>>1822014>they are all trashthey definitely are not
probably would be with niko on the team tho
>>1822018we're all going to ullanbataar and bootcamping in order to become cs pros
>>1821939>>1822012neat
now get a panty shot of sjockz
is there ANY chance that mongolz win this
>NA CS
not like this bros...
>>1822025>is there ANY chance that mongolz win thislike 50%
>>1822025they are going to 2-0 fatality
>>1822025desu this is going to be a close game. this about to be crazy
>>1822025more likely than NA ever seeing finals again, believe.
>/cs2g/ chuds are unironically simping for the fat slampig dona
Would you seriously picrel?
https://litter.catbox.moe/azly2dhhzp3b5w3s.mp4
>instaban train
smart
>vitality pick inferno
they're going to get BTFO'd if they get to the 3rd map
>>1821999Dude is just naming his top 5 players of all time or something.
>>1822034and by they i mean shittality will, mongos 2-0, if not 2-1
>>1822033that's actually her? lol
Excuse me who are these people giving mid takes? I would love to hear MAUISNAKE'S thoughts
"Professional" Counter Strike players all cheat. Valorant would never allow this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1WA_wUP2wI
>>1822041Based Dan M never sleeps
>>1822040lmao, that retard already got the boot. Thank god I dont need to see that stupid face in final
I LOVE BORING DUST MAPS YAAAYY EVERYTHING IS ORANGEY YELLOW
>>1822041no one outside of muttmerica knows what Valorant is, get a grip fatty
>>1822049>no one outside of muttmerica knows who flom isFTFY
>>1822041Why did he delete that video of him streaming from the serene elven forest?
>>1822047life imitates art
>>1822033source pls anon pls pls pls
>>1822041Lmao dan m still going.
Didnt he get vacced himself?
>>1822041Astralis was the last legit team, everything changed when the favela monkeymen started cheating openly.
hmmmm today I am geeling an upset vita win
IT'S TIME, MAGOGGERS
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4
>>1822041based Dan. Shame stewie2k never got banned for cheating
FUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BLITZU-SAMAA
FUCK YOU APEX
>FUCK YOU APEX
FUCK YOU APEX
>FUCK YOU APEX
FUCK YOU APEX
>FUCK YOU APEX
FUCK YOU APEX
>FUCK YOU APEX
FUCK YOU APEX
>FUCK YOU APEX
>>1821999How many rounds does IGL Niko last before losing it?
>>1822047they are the only maps where mongolz can win through pure aim
>>1822059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AXlVZRpweI
for me, it's this
Tengri will ensure his sons win
>>1822053is...is that boy wearing makeup...?
910 life game incoming. generational choke from zywoo incoming.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ropz the only one touching the fans
He just can't play the villain, my nigga ropz...
>biggest cs streamer
>cant fix obs
retard
flipping off an entire arena. based.
apEX wants to play the heel
>>1822078he's too sweet (to white people)
AHJHAHAHAHHA MAUI FUCKED UP AHAHAHHAHAHAH
apex giving me OG Fnatic vibes. Embracing that villain role while dominating the scene
>>1822084the only thing he's going to be on is all fours when the mongols rape him silly
>>1822084he's really good at it, got to give him that
>>1822089nta but he said the mongolz aren't from mongolia (meant to say america)
>>1822089Instead of word crowd he said "And I know that MongloZ are not from Mongolia"
PLEASE MEZII SHOW UP AND BRING US HOME A MAJOR
imagine if faze was here....
HOLY SHIT IT'S CS3 ANNOUNCEMENT
STILL FUCKIN YAPPING
DROP THE PUCK GARY
Counter Strike 2 Global Cringe more like
s1mple+elige finals would have 500k viewers on the main stream 2bh
>>1822096im imagining it and all im seeing is s1mple choking
>>1822035>>1822038What do you think?
>>1822054Which one?
https://litter.catbox.moe/oy9i6jhsicu6oooc.mp4
I remember the first time someone called you nigger when you whiffed that awp shot
Mongolz needs to win or cs will be dead
Mongodz vs. Vitallica
let's get it
cant wait for library crowd lmao
>scrawnders
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>will they remember you
??? what did he even mean by this
i really like this intro with the skull going all mechanical and shit
>>1822105do NAbabs really do this
>gay intro
>even gayer casters
fuck this major
>>1822100no one cares about shart1mple
I hate scrawny so much it's unreal
>>1822105fuggg
is it a NA CS thing only?
fix your shitty stream ohne
>>1822117ALL
THE
FUCKING
TIME
with hard rs too
>>1822123i can't watch his restream his sound has been fucked up the entire major
>>1822123Your kind aren't welcome here.
>>1822123>watching embarrassing e-celebs recast CSyikes
>>1822025in theory, anything can happen at the major (see c9 boston win). In practice, no.
>>1822123here's your (you)
>>1822118>CS IS SO IMPORTANT>WE ARE CSLike wtf, it's just a kids game, stop making it cringe
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
ohne's stream is fucked im going to bed
i kinda wish apex was my husband and zywoo was our son
>>1822133ye screamy brings the passion and HYPE, good aura moments and so on
really good caster, he knows how to pace himself as well, he doesnt just overhype everything all the time
we are all Mongolian today
>>1822147no. you enjoy your loss though
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GREASY FAG
TROIS IS ALL THE GET!!!!!!
thank fucking god theres a team that the crowd decided to fully cheer on otherwise it'd be cringe
>>1822147i bet half my balance on vitality to give them bad luck
LETS GO MONGOLZ
I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN
FUCK THE WEST
csanons, whos our awper?
you frens all know your smokes line up right?
>>1822155thanks for taking one for the team, g
vitality is gonna 2-0, y'all know this right?
>>1822162i only play dust2 and i dont even know the smoke when pushing a to cover ct
Even ZywOo's choking because he fears Mongol horsemen
>>1822161only new threads when image limit, threads take weeks to fall off
Blitz trying to throw dafuqq
what a save
that could have been a disaster
mongolz just full toggle be blatant fuck them frogs
based ropz with the cheeky usp kill
Blitz Grand Master brain will rape apEX retarded frog brain.
>>1822161i rarely frenquent /csgen/ i dont know the new thread etiquette
i can apply /hoc/ standards if tolerated
>>1821999This donk would unironically, not even be top10 in the world.
Gigantic egos, 0 mental fortitude, s1mple and Niko would beat each others meanwhile the 3 kids just curse themselves in russian.
OH NONONOONONONONO KEKTALITY SISSIES..... BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this dude was actually hired by blast btw he posted on twitter that he never watched a cs match before
>>1822174no need against shitality
the crowd needs to start doing some mongolian throat singing to bolster the mongos
>>1822169you just bouce it off the tooth brah
who the fuck is that retard with trumpet?? Get him out of the arena jfc
>>1822171>>1822164i hate this fucking shithole board, why cant we just return to /vg/
>>1822181yes we know about ohne
>jacking the french guy's thing
holy cringe
>>1822188you go make your thread on /vg/ dopamine fried freak
>>1822188are you retarded? why does it matter when the thread isn't going to die for literal days
>>1822188Why do you need a new thread?
classic flamez cheat round
>>1821862this guy's been standing there looking straight into camera again
>>1821641
the hate for vitality is actually insane, what causes that?
>>1822193Yeah, blatant GOAT
>>1822197it's his birthday so he can have a little toggle as a treat
>>1822195THINK OF THE PHONE POSTERS, chud
>>1822188same, it's stinks here
>>1822188are you stupid or what? seriously, what's your issue?
TECHNO4K? MORE LIKE TECHNO3K
>>1822200Flamez yid aura infects whole team
Kanye has awakened the normoids
>>1822200boring team that wins it all and apex said fuck you na once
Ive seen enough, just give Apex his era already
Vitality > Astralis
#VforVictory
>>1822188>going back to the tranny boardyeah no
>>1822188Videogame boards are cancer and /vm/ is only tolerable because it's completely dead outside of this general
uhhhhh i thought this was easy 2-0
>>1822219It is, dont worry vitalitybro
tadaima
gents, may the best win
don't celebrate too soon bros
crowd hasn't given apex the "fuck you apex" hate buff yet
the only thing zywoo does is blatant smoke kills?
>>1822221NOOOOOOOO STOP BEING HAPPY YOU LOST YOU'RE WASHED
Damn that's a big ass arena
Whoever wins I don't care eitherway.
If Vita wins it's just expected, arguing about Zywoo not being the goat now is pathetic.
If Mongolz win it's surprising and good for them and their country but I don't see it convert in much other tournament wins, would be outsiders 2.0.
>>1822227you have to add twatch and now french/russki/brazilian streams
>major grand final
>only 1000 posts
cs is dead
zypoo will never be the goat kys
MIRAGE REMOVED AFTER THIS MATCH TRUST THE PLAN
>3 hours of preshow bullshit
>Grand Finals is best of 3
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>>1822227you can do the math bro
>>1822235oh gawd no, that means infernshit stays
WTF IS GOING ON SHITALITYBROS???
>vitality lose to a force
uh oh
REEEEEEE MEZII STEP THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NEEDED FOR THE WIN
Vitality just letting the kiddos play abit before RAPING them
Thanks Apexs!
Is we getting a new season this week though?
>>1822204I am phone posting no problem thoughbeit.
>>1822227see here
>>1822238 there are an absurd amount of costreams
ALMIGHTY GOD PLEASE KILL THIS WHITE DEMON
>>1822238>>1822250i think hltv don't do link youtube streams either so that's only twitch and kick
>>1822250>>1822238>>1822237>youtube views massively down because...because of costreams!cope
ZYWOO GETTING OUT PLAYED HOLY SHIT IT'S VOER
WHAT PART OF MONGOLIA ARE YOU FROM
>>1822251the last white man in america
Secondies > Firsties >> Thirdies
oh my god oh my god oh my god it's happening
ERMMMM CLITTYTALITYSISSIES...AXAXAXXAXAXAXXA
lol what a timing for techno4k to lifegame
mongolz flukeniggers
embarrassing if they win this with a bo3
I'm glad mongolz can take over kino service when faze fucks up
This is the highlight for the American viewers, cheer for some ads hypeee
>>1822261how long before he transitions into a girl
I like the idea that a US major is one of the only places where the MongolZ can get a cheering crowd, but man I want these literal mongoloids to get humiliated.
If mezii makes Vita lose this major not only he's getting kick tomorrow but I think France will start another 100 years war.
>>1822275thought it would be a 1v1 skit but its just a shitty ad
>>1822261didn't escape the cia gay virus tho
What a way to kill the hype. 3 minutes between halves is so retarded, just pause for a minute and go.
>>1822274Thanks to open bombsites, quick rotations, and great timing for CTs, the most played map in CS2 is CT-sided, and by a notable margin! CTs win 54.2% of rounds on Mirage, while Ts win just 45.8%, meaning that the CT side is 8.4% more likely to win a round in a perfectly even round where every player has equal skill and there are no anomalies.
>>1822269>>1822278AND SO THE SEETHE BEGINS.
>>1822280We had a segment before where casters told the audience to cheer for a sponsor kek, it took me back 10 years when I was watching FGC tournaments sponsored by a fightstick or something that they plugged all the damn time. Oil money running out?
>>1822283based, this is what i've been saying for years
maps should imitate the dynamic of how they are played in MM/Faceit, this break between halfs is so ass
Jimi how can lose to elige
AN AMERICAN WON SOMETHING AT THE MAJOR!!
congratulation american anons!
elige is right tho. high hz oled is so nice for oled
>>1822251>"mezzi wants a bite of that"what did the casters mean with this? Accidentally outed him?
>>1822274Unc... M4A1-S buff happened 4 years ago
Its a CT fest
>>1822289no goon and wrong rez / aspect ratio, elige said he uses a similiar thing at home idk?
will make so magog edits after the game
came home from work to witness america rooting for china, what a day
>>1822251Tyler's CS cousin Dyler 2
yeahh the production team isnt that great the obsevers are missing a couple of kills
>>1822294Ropz lurk masterclass incoming
>>1822256>shown evidence>seethes
>>1822284its more like 4% also depends heavily on team
>>1822299these guys are china ancestors
yea shitality isnt winning this map
TECHNO IS INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy fuck they're actually doing it LMAO MEGA CHOKE
>>1820801>manifestation isn't real
you just know he wanted to make a 9 11 joke
Remember when people here spent days seething about The Mongolz?
>>1822299china and US are tsundere lovers
As a finn i'm rooting for my homeland (Mongols)
>>1822313i was right though. faze would be better against vita
How much money is that cs 1.6 knife? That's probably the only one I'd get
>>1822299they're mongolian, a rival of china
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE VITALITY IS CHOKING!!!!!!!
NINE TEN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED THE WOO
keep in mind mongolz has unironically never won on another map than mirage
>>1822320They wouldn't have won a round.
>>1822286This shit has so far to go before it reaches the shameless and disgusting levels of ads during sports broadcasts in the US. Commentary has to do ad reads constantly and every segment from pre-game to post-game constantly talks about gambling and their gambling sponsors.
>>1822323$0 if you play CS 1.6
>>1822320HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in many ways, vitality already won...
>>1822325>SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
mzinho has been garbage also
>>1822323I have one in FN classic pattern
it hovers between 400-600 $CAN
i received it in a box
i plan to retire on it
c53
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LETS GO 910
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>mfw some analysts keep talking shit about The Horde
>vitality loses
>zywoo not even the top 3 in kills
>>1822324>we still live in the 13th centuryyou're american right?
>>1822348not really. that's like $250 just 2 years ago
yuros megaseething about mongolz kek
>>1822357s1mple would ne- oh wait
>>1822331Why do people here so confidently say factually wrong things they can readily look up?
>>1822357no 910 is the GOAT
B-bros...
This wasn't the script?
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WINNING THIS????????????
the mongols are obviously cheating, they play with their eyes closed for fuck sake!
THE NEGATIVE GOATS S1MPLE AND ZYWHOO
All part of the plan
#VforVictory
>flamez igl
+spinx
+basedboy exertion
will we see an israelian power team on cs and the game will be fucked?
Vitality doing worse than faze so far lol
Just a reminder that INFERNO is the decider
>>1822350these are khuzaits though
>>1822348a vanilla butterfly is like 2.8k m9 1.7k it is much cheaper
>>1822359>Why do people here so confidently say factually wrong thingsbait
stop falling for it
>>1822370If Vit start on CT its easy win for them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is mongolz wins then faze also would've won
>>1822370yah no bueno for vitalitรฉ
THAT'S MY FUCKING MONGOLOIDS FUCK THEM 910 RAPE 'EM RAPE 'EM
910 goat
Zypoo or p1mple could never
>910 has 4k hours in cs and is shitting on pros that have been playing for 10+ years
>1M
1m people witnessing the mongolian domination
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
another game ruined by the op awp
>>1822364>gets BTFO>c-cry more
>0-5 to 12-5
is vitality pain tier?
>ace against prime vitality
give me your best 9/11 jokes right now
ALL PART OF THE PLAN
APEX IS COOKING ELT HIM COOK WE CANT LOSE WE ARE THE ERA TEAM WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DETHRONE ASTRALIS
GRAFITIIIIIIIII
GRAFITIIIIIIIIIIII
IF THIS DOESNT GET A GRAFITI VALVE ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKIGN NIGGERS IN THE HISTORY IOF FUCKING NIGGERTS
THIS IS THE GREATEST ACE IN MAJOR HISTORY
THIS IS THE MOST DESERVING PLAY OF GRAFITI EVER
GO KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DISAGREE
Do americans die if they don't wear their flag?
C'EST FINI
C'EST FINI
C'EST FINI
C'EST FINI
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>13-5 on vitalitys map pick
LOL
Ummmm faze sisters I thought we said Mongolz had no aura?
Iโm actually getting hyped now holy shit
>vitalitรฉ soeurs, on en pense quoi?
CHEATERS
MONGOLS ARE A BUNCH OF CHEATERS!!!!
FUCK YOU APEX
FUCK YOU FROGS
sjokz just rubbed her tits
>interview between maps
I thought we didn't do those?
Intermission Sjokzcumming
>the foot
mongolz
>the pinkslime
vitality
910.
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>>1822420MongolZ pick but still humiliating in every sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGV0SLvfNo
ropz a real one
>>1822435Could've been a bit hairier
>>1822428Looks kinda fugly here
>>1822428>tfw when no gigantic blue eyed belgian gamer gf
GENERATIONAL CHOKE INCOMING.USA IS A CURSED LAND FOR MAJORS.
mickey mouse coin flip bo3 finals
>>1822148>>1822148doesnt look good for vitality
>Mongolz get revenge for Mouz and humiliate them
Lfg
Remember how this thread cried for days that it would be a blowout?
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE MONGOLIA
MIKEY MOUSE MAJOR POSTERS BTFO
ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
>ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
>ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
>ZYPOO IS GHOSTING AGAIN KWAB
why is the mexican retard back. jfc
>>1822428spoils of conquest
>>1822454An actual graffiti play if MongolZ wins
new magog theme just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y2gK4n35hw
>>1822453Looks like a blownout so far to me
:^)
>>1822438Kek wtf Blast let my nigga take a dump in peace.
FROM WHAT PART OF MONGOLIA ARE YOU?
>>1822451>0.06 for the goat of cs2damn
at least zywoo is not beating donks major rating record
>>1822461graffiti for eco frags? are you retarded?
>>1822455historianfag here
Foreign princesses were the most prized luxury resource for mongol nobles
>>1822451He should retire mid-game for this
>>1822453its a blowout but the other way around
>>1822453next two maps vitality will 13-2 them
is freya wearing a bra underneath that purple shirt? id rip it off of her
wtf happened to vita???????
ive forgotten what it feels like to hold hands with a girl desu
i had it but then i lost it
>>1822477>MUH MICKEY MOUSE>MUH MICKEY MOUSE>MUH MICKEY MOUSE>MUH MICKEY MOUSE
>910 got an ace but ended -4
kidna nuts lol
>>1822481It's a script to keep it entertaining
need a mongolian husband right now
realistically speaking, should vitality disband if they lose?
guys, how is vitality strats looking for dust2? will mongolia really be able to do it?
>>1822477mongolz only has a chance against them on D2, they will get raped on inferno
VITA BREAKING BLAST'S TOURNAMENT RULES, DODGING END OF MAP INTERVIEW
VITA BREAKING BLAST'S TOURNAMENT RULES, DODGING END OF MAP INTERVIEW
VITA BREAKING BLAST'S TOURNAMENT RULES, DODGING END OF MAP INTERVIEW
VITA BREAKING BLAST'S TOURNAMENT RULES, DODGING END OF MAP INTERVIEW
so how are they gonna explain giving zywoo the mvp if mongolz win and he starts off with a 0.06 rating?
one thing that's tight about this over dota is that there's not 20 minutes of draft before every game
>MOHIHUDDAN "APEX" HUSSAIN
can you imagine apex forcing mezii to eat a circle jerked peace of toast with beans so he LOCKS THE FUCK IN
910 | Austin 2025 went from 0,01โฌ to 0,77โฌ in like a minute after the awp ace.
Gonna make Mongolian beef for dinner.
>>1822498Senzu will get the MVP DOE
>>1822497there is no such role
go back to eating your goat you mongol freak!!
>>1822472funny thing is that half of zywoos kills were from random smoke spam
>mzinho first trophy at 17 might be a major
>Niko still can't get in major playoffs at 28
Holy Grimzola, the biggest choker in sports history
>>1822448All Asstralis majos are yeah
>>1822454huge valve L if that's not a graffiti
>views already dropping
OH NO NO NO NO NO
first asian major winner or do we count gambit?
>>1822513can you blame them? no one wants 15 minutes of maui and pimp
>>1822493why would they? cant win them all
>>1822513can you freaks please keep the viewer count faggotry on twitch where it belongs?
>>1822473oh yeah fucking nigger grafiti for an ace against eco frags is surely less deserving than a shitty dogshit defuse in molly, a dogshit nade in the corner of inferno river, a dogshit lucky no scope that could have been done by anybody and a dogshit peak at 5 awps in d2 double doors.
This is literally the most deserving play of grafiti in major history, every grafiti plays but the zera double no scope were 0% skill 100% luck or garbage.
>Mongols conquering Frenchies
Howโs he feeling right now?
>>1822516i only suffer it for 45 seconds of freya and 15 seconds of skjox
>>1822474If I were some 1400s peasant I would 100% join some Crusade purely to snatch a local woman and head back home/stay there
PLEASE UNDERSTAND VITALITY DID NOT HAVE TIME TO ANTISTRAT THIS DOGSHIT UNKNOWN TEAM
>>1822525>shitty dogshit defuse in mollykys newfag
>>1822451>0.06Is that your GOAT? LMFAO
>>1822504holo from 2โฌ to 21,78โฌ
>>1822529they hinted an israelian super tram with flamez as igl
>>1822526he's smiling while looking down from heaven :')
Anyone know which esports right now is most globohomo?
It's 4:23 am in Mongolia right now but there's hundreds of people in the rain watching the finals
>>1822530this but unironically
they were expecting faze in the final
>>1822534flamez is a libtard and spinx is a chud, they cant play with each other anymore
lol techno still only got 66 adr
but he clutched twice at least
>>1822526This is like like germans putting up a giant statue of hitler after 500 years.
>>1822538You're telling me that nobody on Vitality decided to check who they were versing?
>>1822536>most globohomomongolian players are currently fighting a french mixed european team in america
it's probably cs2, bro
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This is how Maui plays counter strike on his laptop ahahhahahahahahahahha
>>1822531go kill yourself fucking newfag subhuman faggot nigger don't ever post in this thread again fucking piece of dogshit fucking nigger who have never played cs in your life.
>>1822539all impact, baby.
>>1822538karrigan absolute mastermind knew Vitality was expecting them so he went out early to make sure Vitality loses.
>>1822544i would bent freya over on this meme display and we'd have so much fun
fuggg jL held freya hands
>>1822538>flamez is a libtard and spinx is a chud, they cant play with each other anymoreall israeli's support israel and that trumps every other opinion an israeli can have
>>1822547Truly the greatest IGL, doesn't even need to win to win.
BANKS ASK ZEUS WHAT HIS KNIFE IS CALLED
vitality will win you know that right
and youll be sad and seethe
>>1822531>i hold e behind covers when a molly was next to me lul give me a grafiti for my high skill gameplay of holding e while no one is shooting meValve used to give grafiti to the biggest dogshit frauds in an era of pebble throwers who wouldn't be faceit lv3 nowadays.
Didn't Zeus fall into some schizo spiral in SEA after taking one too many psychedelics
>>1822466>you vill not cool water in the red bvll fridge, and you vill be happythis mini-fridge looks like a really inefficient piece of shit
>>1822548you wouldnt last a minute you turbo virgin
>>1822557didnt know chrisj was based
>>1822557The chud of the /pol/street has spoken
>>1822557>Breslauer is a German- and Yiddish-language surname
>>1822526the french must have commited great sins.
>>1822561He's a based pro-shroom GOD
>>1822534an Israeli team would never work
high pings if they play from here and the known saying
>2 jews 3 opinionsIt will be just endless ego fighting and no teamwork at all
>>1822562all minifriges are israeli suboptimal slop machines
>>1822561i think both zeus and zews at this point
>>1822564He fried his brains on pol during the lockdown
>>1822571>mini fridges are jewish o algoabsolute state of you people
i love to cum early then she gets to play with it while i recharge
>>1822569>arguing over which site to hit>kvetching about last round>someone too busy counting loss bonus to play
>Slasher
Wtf is it 2012 again???
>>1822569theres a reason why spinx left vitality
>>1822580>>1822582Reminds me of mexicans watching Dragon Ball Super final episodes, kino.
>big ass public CS viewing because your country made a final in some videogame you never heard of
Based behind believe
Mongo nikkaz really out there 4.30am doing public viewing
respeKKKt
>>1822588lol i thought of the same thing from when that creator guy died
>>1822528You can snatch a whole villa if it's a good campaign
what is their obsession with this fucking goo
Just tuning into the major now, what have I missed ?
>>1822594910 HUMBLED the Woo.
>>1822593Americans are used to seeing cheese stretched on screens.
>>1822580https://x.com/1mongolz/status/1936877385732739075
>inferno last
its over even if vita wins this
>rage toggle
oh well, it was fun while it lasted
>>1822603>its over even if vita wins thisThank God
REMEMBER
>JUST
>BEE
>YURSELF
>>1822605You literally say that every round
>>1822584That's my experience from 1.6, thought zoomers would be a bunch of bitches like the goyim, but no, zoomers here are just as annoying to play with as the older generation were.
>>1822602>waaaahhhhh mongolz has no sovl waaaahhhh mickey mouse waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh I'm shidding and pissing myself rn
>>1822602Is the whole fucking country watching
>>1822602>3 hours before work>watching mongodz in the city squarehoooly based
13-0 and then they lose inf again ahahaahahahaha
LULgolz would get smoked in a bo5
Sad that the "best" tournament of the year is the only one to have Bo1s and Bo3 "grand" finals
Cologne next year is the real major
>>1822580Reminds me of when Gambit won the major
>>1822617were khazaks watching like that? i dont rembmer
ZERO IS ALL THEY GET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
#VforVictory
>>1822616yeah they should play all 7 maps twice or its a fluke
>>1822616Coping hard I see.
so the faze fans never recovered huh
>>1822613Mongoria named CS a national sport due to monglolz success
>>1822616TRVKE
every game ever should be all maps played even vertigo
>>1822601>>1822612>zyWho FaRMiNg ECo>910 deserves graffiti for ace against ecoholy retards
FUCK I HATE ALL THESE RETARDS PLAYING WITH THEIR BUTTERFLY KNIVES GET SOME TASTE HOLY SHIT
>>1822620I don't remember them watching outside but I remember big crowds at the airport in the capital when the team flew back since it was a big deal for them
>>1822631This.
Pro CS is in dire need of some kukris
almost 5AM in mongolia right now
>>1822631Butterfly knife is kino buddy
ive seen enough
2-0 for the mongolz
good night
>>1822635imagine how sad they will be when mongolz lose 2-1
>>1822635kek all these cucks watching their team get RAPED by CHADpex
I guess we're getting Inferno decider kino
>>1822639can't even reach the same level of sadness magog felt when faze lost
>>1822637sleep tight, pizza
i should be already going to bed as well but i think im gonna watch it all
>>1822642>magog feltyou mean the world
imagine fluking a map just to extend the RAPE to 3 maps KWAB
Was his mouse broken? Why tf didn't he shoot at all.
Script is too obvious Volvo
>>1822631its the only one with the cool inspect (next to the classic)
GIVE MONGOLZ YOUR RNERGY
OHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/AJNNzXf5BJI?feature=shared
Honestly? I'm cheering for both teams
MONGODZ NEED YOUR ENERGY
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>1822635absolute kino. we need more national teams in the scene
>>1822649You won't enjoy the double OT script on map 3 then
13-0
Mongols tilt into oblivion
13-0 on inferno
its over just go to bed
>>1822650whats the one that the tip balances on the finger?
whats the one where player hurts itself while opening it?
lololol nice fluke mirage
Crowd is so Mongolz biased kek
>>1822652You and me both brother. I love both Vita and Mongolz. Such a weird game for me.
Why are pros such frauds? They all just play 3 maps max and hope the rest gets banned
THE CHESSMASTER!!!! BLITZ IS PLAYING 4D CHESS WHILE APEX IS STILL PLAYING CHECKERS!
prepare for a 13-0 parcial?
>zywoo with the "random" smoke/door spams right on target
>still lose
kwab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
>lose one round
>timeout
ROFL
are they yelling bald and hair what the fuck
>no skin casino goons running up on stage like that one tournament
lame
>>1822669That is why finals should be all 7 maps, winner is the team with the bigger round difference
>>1822676Just like my AOE2 campaign
>>1822680in texas they would probably shoot them desu
>>1822682is aoe2 hella sick and tight to play the historical campaigns
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>>1822669vitality plays 5 maps. insane debt
Godpex humbling that genghis khan mothafucka
>>1822681No
Decider should be an AI procedurally generated map
Broooo
Mzinho was on
Source awp would hit that
that m4 fade is p sexy if im being honest with you niggas
>>18226874
There's no way they pracced anything on mirage
NO WAY MEZZII YOU SHITTER
OOOOOOOOH MY GOD MY PANTS ARE RUINED
mezii keeps tracking players through walls at mid
>>1822695really? i think it sucks and that it's one of the worst fade skins, if not the worst
>>1822702desu they should check players assholes to be sure theyre not hiding the chess beepers
>>1822710they do though you can see them scanning the players as they step on stage
>>1822702whites always cheat
Fuck of course they lose that
This is a buck breaker
GG Vita win
>>1822714but they do scan their anus
>>1822714they could have a plastic device
910 why the fuck would you even think about using the Glock?
>>1822708HE'S NOT CHEATING SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>1822687no, they perma ban 2 maps, play all the other maps and have a positive winrate on all.
you are telling me this guy isnt cheating kek
he doenst have crazy aim or flicks, he always just aim where everyone is
>>1822726they why don't other team choose ancient or anubis to play against them?
honestly, props to vitality for trying to play a map without hacks but they win 2-1 now
>>1822697 this comment was meant for you
>>1822726
Apex..........................................
pookie cutie patootie cockslapped apex
mezii cheating so hard fat ugly bong kill yourself and your ugly daughter
MongolZ got the clutches on their side today
>vs awp
>not planted for him
>has kit
>goes for the usp fight
this is the clutch goat?
Techno not losing a single clutch today holy fuark...
>>1822737look how he aim at the back and instantly knows techo will peek long
>>1822745>>1822746mongolz fans look like THAT?!
>>1822737cope. you are a s1mple fan, right? you know, the actual cheater
good game, lots of good plays
redeemed final
>>1822746so fat and multiracial
>>1822748Just after that a nigger in vitality hoody lmao
barf
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>>1822742weird play
>drop ct>climb back boxes>fast wide peekez win
the crowd gave zywoo a kill when they do that oooo shit when two players are close such bullshit
>>1822702mezii is 100% cheating, so is ropz and zywoo
they probably got gas lit by cheat devs into thinking that spirit and navi and g2 are cheating and they all went all out
I am too far ahead, it doesn't matter how this dust2 ends, it's all about inferno anyway.
If Vitality performs like they did their last two times, it's going to be really hard for them to win this one.
However, Vitality usually was the best team on inferno for the major part of this year.
The most important thing to consider is destiny.
The last time a team of underdogs were up against the number1 team of euro superstars in major grands on american soil playing inferno, well let's say it marked history.
>>1822746>>1822745MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
>>1822759hi dan hows it going in silver?
wtf if this cringe compilation
>>1822766is everything cringe for you niggers holy shit
why shorten the game to mr12 and have all this cringe on stream?
>>1822759This is why finals are the best: they all start to set it to 150% with hilarious results even the sheepiest normoids can no longer ignore
Fuck off with the USA claim eveything shit already
>>1822762>it doesn't matter how this dust2 endslol
>>1822767t. bald beard loving onions consumer
>>1822767Uhh blud you just posted cringe. Cringe!
>wearing sunglasses indoors
>in a dark ass arena
is it brain damage?
Just give the trophy to Apex already, Inferno is a foregone conclusion
>>1822762they've clearly toggled so they won't lose inferno, despite what the last few games tells us
Anyone get a screencap of the guy in the Zyn jersey?
Is Inferno still a kino third map? I heard they fucked it up with some changes
>>1822771brother cheat devs turn of hacks for one map to get ez 4 to 1 odds bet wins
vita looked like absolute bots
now they turn it into a 1:1 for more bet wins
if mongolz wins 2:1 you know they are hacking, and their devs bet big
and if vita wins, its mossad providing the hacks
>>1822786i jerked off to this show back in the days
https://www.twitch.tv/gofns/clip/LongSmellyPterodactylPJSalt-ze5MV3pTM4HE2zVR
meanwhile in an actual good game with a competitive final
>>1822789Mossad is 100% involved you could see them pull the plug from Mouz mid game and definitely transferred the cheats to Vitality
>>1822710apex years ago joked about cock rings, now i know why
>>1822792this looks like cancer
>>1822656i kind of like it when it was all just swedes, danes and french
THAT SENZU AIMLOCK FAIL
>VAC
>VAC
>VAC
mezzi microtoggle.... sad
>>1822746>>1822745Actual Miku for VITALITY!
>>1822792>https://www.twitch.tv/gofns/clip/LongSmellyPterodactylPJSalt-ze5MV3pTM4HE2zVRBRO HE USED THE WALLWHACK AND THEN HE USED THE NOCLIP GOAT
WAHAHAHA
zywoo 100% is cheatin this guy knows everything always wahhaahaha
can they un mindrape themselves for inferno?
>>1822745Hey! how did you get a pic of me???????
Imagine Mezii lifting his hand from the mouse but his character just keeps aiming and shooting
I like how both in silver and in the major there will be some idiot scouting mid
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...
Vita just has to win that major so niggers and fags like yanko cant say that winnings 6 ACTUAL finals with bo5 is pointless without a worthless bo3 major.
I dont care what happens later, change it to bo5 and i will root for mongolz like never before.
>>1822815and both of them use aimlock and try to shoot the guy in dark
12 is all they get!!!!!!!!
holy shit flamez was so close to winning that
>>1822809n-no hes just got such a huge brain!!!
>the cheater accusation toursits are here
>>1822824Black Ops 5 wasnt that good imo
How does zywoo always know?
>what if i walk into them
mzinho retardclass masterpiece
vita cant play inferno so it doesnt matter
>>1822833people said it was their best map a few weeks ago
Trade rapes on their map picks. I hope Inferno's good.
>>1822833apEx said yesterday that they have a secret strat for inferno
>>1822833>vita cant play infernlol
Can mongolchads play the next map well?
Pls
GIMME THE ODDS PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1822831He's brazilian what did you expect?
mzinho is genuinely throwing he just dies first doing something stupid like walking into their sights instead of waiting for them
The veil between dimensions has been breached. Insanity starts to creep in as my dreamspace is invaded by ethereal beings if malign energy.
I see blatant toggles happening in front of me yet the commentator pretends like nobody saw it. They're outright denying reality as it forms in front of them.
>>1822829God is whispering into his ear where to place his crosshair.
>vitality 0-2 on inferno this major
VITABROS??? HOW SCARED ARE WE?
If Vita start on t-side its unironically over for them
>>1822829a cock ring vibrates map coordinates of the enemy in morse code
oldest trick in the book, chess players invented it
>>1820337>>1820337>>1820337>>1820337LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
alri lads get up 10 minutes of burpees between maps
>>1822837and then they got raped on it by a Brazilian faceit level 5 stack
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HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR
>>1822851wtf is that outfit
>>1822823ive never seen such an auraless player ever
he literally does nothing but aim where the enemy is always and shot and gets hs
on train yesterday 2 smoke kills and one random uvy pre fire
this game, always just kills the flank, no crazy plays, always baiting and getting the most basic kills
i get why people cant stand this dude, its like kroos or Modric, nothing happening, always playing basic games
>>1822851What if he just reached over and pulled that top down? What would they do, honestly?
>>1822837>>1822839>>1822840?????????????
They got rolled by Legacy this major and havent played it until Mouz and got fucking rolled again
>>1822853are you crazy? i dont have that kind of stamina
>>1822860>They got rolled by Legacy this major and havent played it until Mouz and got fucking rolled againNigga read
>>1820337
>>1822839>let's cheat200iq
that was not a real language wtf LOL
>>1822856>>1822851>me on my recent job interview
>>1822858zywoo ranked 1st is a joke he just prefires and has a god team
Vita should make sure to insert the thumb drives provided by Flamez's cousin Uri
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ERMMMMM CLITTYTALITYBROS.....
>>1822858>he literally does nothing but aim where the enemy is always and shot and gets hsso, just like donk?
>>1822864ahh yes the megamind 500IQ karrigan strat of lets not ban vertigo
>>1822866ill go back to stage 3 footage and jerk off to rhe belgian host boobies pin dress
Im white and my wife is mongolian no lies
>>1822857its the "i just transitioned and i think this is what i think all women wear" look
>>1822872Yeah exactly the same
>>1822853Already did my workout today, I'm fried.
>>1822873They just said they've got inferno locked and they've got new strats on it.
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>>1822871ALSO SHAT THEMSELVES 2 DAYS AGO
>>1822872Nah donk actually has sick flicks and aim. Zywoo literally just prefires.
>>1822872donk constantly does good regardless of how his team is doing. zywoo only does good when his team is doing good
>>1822858bro wrote a new chapter of the old testament
>>1822876>Im whiteim sorry
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>>1822859Nothing honestly, they will let him do anything.
le blatant masonic symbolism
>>1822890SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>1822871>>1822884they just didn't cheat then
they're not gonna turn off their cheats in the third map of a bo3 grand final lil bro
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Vitality = Satan
MongolZ = Angel
donk with a good team would be unbeatable. I hope he leaves spirit because him on a good team beats mouz/vitality every time
>>1822891Grammatica bros....
>>1822868did you get the job?
>>1822896apperently spirit kicked magix and they are getting zwei or r3salt
but yeah, they should also kick shiro and turn donk into the awper
its just sad to see donk being baited by zontix and shiro all game
makes no fucking sense
>>1822899omg you met s1mple??
>>1822880Their women love long hair, also hate most of their regular men populace due to high sexual assault
>>1822901ofc fucking not, it was an obvious setup, both interviewees were women, one cutie and the other 3/10 but with massive fucking badoonga oongas
i was there just so nobody sued them for only interviewing and hiring women
>le apex has le AURA
this fag is SO fucking ZESTY...
STOP YAPPING
FAGGOT DESK SIDING WITH BOTALITY LIKE THE TOOLS THEY ARE
START THE GAME ALREADY
>>1822908aura is sissy code for players who make your clitty tingle
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
>>1822872brother donks runs and guns and entries and 180s and flicks, and spray transfers
zywoo aim where everyone is never gets shot from behind, he always knows where everoyne is
crazy how he didnt have this game sense for the frist year of cs2
almost like his hack dev had to create the cheat first
do you remeber a single zywoo highlight outisde that bs p250 csgo online clip?
how come he is the goat of cs and donk has more acutal insane highlights
zywoo isnt the goat of cs, he is the mister consistent who figured out how to stat pad
you can tell he knows how to keep his stats up, looking at that mouz inferno game
he is a boring fraud that is destroying cs
this whole "aura" stuff is literally why we can't have nice things
>>1822903that's a start but id kick chopper along with shiro. feels like his team was just lacking severely this tournament and donk doing good is the only thing that kept them from getting 2-0d by Mouz
>>1822916>zywoo isnt the goat of cs
>>1822906donk is the face of cs that doesn't have to bait and eco frag like zywoo this major to have high stats
crazy how zywoo is literlly running out to get eco frags as soon as he hears pistols
>>1822917ok torzsi relax, nobody likes and will ever like you or your team
>average American intelligence
jfc
>>1822916Messi cristiano all over again
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>>1822885>Nah donk actually has sick flicks and aim.i remember a donk flick
>>1822929it's over
I am a 4xko player now
>>1822929it is actually pretty low, no?
shit time for asia and EU desu
>>1822929They should never host another major in the us, it's a european game
>zweih, mokuj1n, resalt, magnojezz
Some of these might join spirit to replace magix? I feel like chopper needs to get chopped first.
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>>1822929(not counting china)
wtf
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wtf is this
>>1822939the toggle button
THIS FUCKING JEW REALLY TRIED TO KNIFE A MOTHERFUCKING MONGOL
*LAUGHS IN GENGHIS KHAN*
They literally can't play Inferno hahahahaha
>>1822939A little wank before the final map
>>1822950but he was on B too
>knife duel
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
I need to see mongolz win for the feeds of their home crowds going nuts
>>1822955Moments before disaster.
I remember a Zywoo clutch
>he doubted Godwoo
hehe xd
LOL
They're so afraid of vitality.
>>1822965>>1822966>>1822968>>1822969bro he did nothing, mzinho just couldnt kill him in 10 seconds of straight spraying
>>1822978i know dude, mzinho has been choking hard all final
s1mple and donk would have been absolutely raped on that 1v2.
Zywoo is just flawless on everything he does.
You just cannot beat a player like that.
>>1822792this is your major?
this is a grade school classroom
https://www.twitch.tv/gofns/clip/OriginalSucculentWaterCoolStoryBob-_SziXxI6s4GGLpT7
I guess apex banked on mongolz not playing inferno well
>>1822984Riot is so retarded for limiting the crowds mic
at least it'll be kinda funny seeing the winning team raise the trophy while the whole crowd is booing
don't think that's happened before
i've seen enough
good job Mongolz for getting into the final and taking at least 1 map
thanks for saving my pickems, VIT
good night
>>1822989>limiting the crowds micsure they did.
>>1822989suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>1822990hopefully someone drops it and it shatters
So instead of having 3 close maps the scripters just said "Hey at least make it 2-1 so it's not as one sided since there's clearly a huge ass skill gap between you two"
I guess it's easier that way.
>>1822994in a major, i mean
>>1822985not surprised that amerifats are furry freaks
>>1822987s1mple would have shaken like a parkinsonian and landed every pistol shot behind.
donk would have overheated after the first kill like the zoomer he is and started flaying his knife like a retard.
Zywoo doesn't make these mistakes, that's why he's in the final and they both aren't.
>>1822992have a good one brother
>>1822989>Riot is so retardedyes
>>1822984Damn i love my corporate american sport tm
>>1822992based confident scriptslop skipper
they're acting like complte retards trying to make plays or something
>>1822996>>1822997you can literally hear the crowd becoming louder 0.5 secs after starting to scream are you dumb?
>>1823003I guess. They'll still cheer for apex.
it's over for mongolz, vitality is playing 10x better than they are
>>1823015"cheer" is a subjective term, i guess
Sadly Vitality patched all their flaws on Inferno
>wtf is a banana
Gengis Khan.
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This is essentially zywoo and ropz going 0-6 but for mongolz
Yeah it's joever.
>vitality just holds the majors hostage for the next 3 years as no team is able to beat them
no point in watching this shit anymore
Vitality figured out you're supposed to always play three people on Inferno B site
RIP if only they started CT
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imagine karrigan calling these rounds bros. on a map 3 inferno. imagine...
>>1822873>ahh yes the megamind 500IQ karrigan strat of lets not ban vertigo?????
>>1820337
>>1823030stop reminding me of what we've lost
>>1823014they dont lower it, they increase it for after the round, if they always had the gain up so way up they would have clipping and distortions
Imagine if a tier 2 team actually won the major though.
Would it be the worst major ever?
>>1823024Wait until 910 gets an awp
>>1823038outsiders major was worst ever doe
mezii just preaimed and prefired thru the wood on car??? roflmao how blatant??
>>1823030>they're faking A, simple go B>*whiffs*
>>1823038that already happened in Copenhagen though
>>1822992>saving pickems???
you still just get a gold, nigga
>>1823030they wouldn't have gotten to map 3 lmao
>>1823038Astralis-Ence was worse
>>1823030Unironically he would be doing it right now if broky was on instead of simple.
>>1823030we had that last year vs reddit navi team and they lost 13 1
>>1823041the butcher from birmigham has incredible game sense
>>1823045>>1823042kill yourselves fake cs fans
>>1823039Inferno is shit for awpers. Zywoo never picks it up there.
>>1823052as a real cs fan, i like good cs
keep glazing s0.80mple though
holy fuck apex is mogging them
APEX TOGGLING TOO OBVIOUS
910 from hero on Mirage to zero on Inferno
Good guys might do it in the end
>>1823039>Wait until 910 gets an awpWell
ok, now it's gg
Vitality era confirmed
Zywoo GOAT of cs2 confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSbn-SIzTE
what happened to 910 and senzu from mirage
>>1823060idk what it is, but the game feels laggy again for mongolz, nothing is hitting and vitaltiy literlly can do what ever they want and they get hs no matter where they aim
910 not now bro, wake up...
doesnt matter who rises the trophy, mongolz won my heart and it all that matters
>>1823069The script demands them to shit themselves. Vitality have jews on their team.
Cooked mongols 2 best players cant hit shit, whiffed every awp shot
>>1823076do they which ones are jews
>>1823080zywoo and flamez
apEX is playing like he wants to make top 10 on the HLTV top 20 this year
>>1823068>fattigan 1 out of 4 in major finalsMongolz did him a favor
put this fraud on ice, production
apEX showed up massively in the final
gg, deserved era if they close it out
vita are so TIGHT man, every single time mongolz gets a kill there's someone to trade
Who's the Vita player with the snakeskin gloves? He's tracking them straight through walls and smoke
I thought Inferno is a T sided map now
You can tell that even though they're playing against them they lack confidence and a bit of experience.
anyone catch that mezii lock on the guy in boiler
>>1823038It would be cinema thoughever
if 4-7 ill keep believing.
>the "Rice > Baguette" sign in the crowd
lmao
>>1823094what any shot s1mple takes
lmao
>>1823096I'm waiting for the screen to pop up asking me if he's using only walls or also aimbot/other hacks
dirty asian scum getting flogged
Zywoo knows someone is pushed out mid in that most random corner ever
he wide peek to get an ez kill
he just didnt think someone would peek wide lmao
you tell me that isnt a cheat?
910 FIRST KILL
AND A SECOND
wait... IS APEX GETTING THE MVP?????????
>he's actually shaking
it's oyvir
>>1823106What kind of cope is this
mongolz post plant is dog water
>>1823108OH AND A THIRD... HAPPY!!!
>>1823116bro... we'll never have kino casting like that again
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>910
more like 2-10 amirite
apEX 16-5 lol karrigan could never
i know this nigga is jerking off under that mongols flag
Aryan BVLLS always win baby
>>1823120jerking off to what
Mentally broken not my khans
i really wanted mongolz to win but vitality deserves it honestly... gg
this is so sad
this nigga 910 needs to drink some water
fuck the french israeli team
>>1823120>watching ohne streamare you autistic or a 10yo?
>>1823123dona spreading in front
>>1823129>>1823131you think him and dona get it with nexa in the corner?
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What is he thinking now??
is it possible to not be overweight in america or do they deport you after your BMI drops below 25
Tengri, if you can hear us, please Tengri, please save them. Please save them Tengri.
>>1823130respect the goat, he has more victories on stage than niko on a major this year
That's actually a lot of people for a tourney with a single American in the entire roster.
>>1823136uhm actually is is bmi below 30
>>1823135>wtf who are these chinks is this how my mongolian race now looks 2000 years into the future? it's over
>>1823132>>1823132nexa likes to watch
>>1823129>>1823131That's a woman's name, isn't he a poofter?
>>1823138Bruh watdahellno
>>1823137source on the pic?
>alarm will ring in 5h42m
>It's bright already in Mongolia
>showing that depressing ass mongol crowd
>>1823140she is his second mid
>>1823154>the future is bright
AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THIS CAN'T BE
dont they have jobs or what the fuck how are they all watching cs at 6am
It could've been 5-7 if they didn't fuck up those post-plant situations.
>>1823152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAk8PjCsXQ8
apex rage cheating again to carry zywoo xd
wanna bet zywoo will rage cheat to get to highest kills in 5 rounds or so xd
>>1823136American's are either fit or obese, no in between.
There's a strong gym culture, but the general populous is obese.
It's quite interesting actually.
how do you say its over in mongolian
I literally called it will be a vita stomping whoever wins mongolz vs pain 13/4 and the entire finals are beyond pointless because of dogshit bracket.
not a single good guy won this major
fraudwoo having to be carried by apex and mezii to win anything
>>1823161Sheeps already out to pasture
GET FUCKED
>MUH COWBOYS LIKE US TUJUNSSS
ZywOo ghosted 2 maps but Vitality's got so much depth even apEX, mezii, and flameZ can carry a map
I've seen this before
Serverside antiaim activated for botality
>>1823177ropz is /ourguy/
>>18231859:3 with zywoo bottom fragging on 5 kills lmao
people pretend he isnt carried the entire season by his team
now he will get 10 more kills in 5 rounds and people pretend he carried kek
vitality so deserves this ALLEZ LES GARS
would have mattered if 910 could have handed the pressure or it was over from the start?
Apex gigakeyed for rocking Nomad and Ursus instead of being a butterfly tranny
>>1823185This is the only reason why he's winning and donk isn't. Donk has to carry 4 bums.
It would take some NIP magic to come back from this shit and im here for it.
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Zywoo really is the goat.
>it's not a blowout! they won map 1!
LMAO
>>1823038gambit winning the major like a month after navi kicked zeus for being washed was one of the most kino moments in esports history
Do you believe flamez will go too far and kiss sjokz during the interview after the game?
>>1823191they have a weak mental and blitz clearly isn't the type of igl who gives inspiring speeches
it was over after the first half of d2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkvDUA6Q0rk&list=RDnkvDUA6Q0rk
>>1823186>>1823196>>1823200A tired and cliched script desu
>>1823202i hope he does
she is belgian she wont be that surprised
>>1823202he's gonna pull down her top and motorboat her as a "prank"
My mongolian sniper disappeared...
>>1823202idk but i know that it would take 100 men and a gorilla to take me off of freya
>>1823193he played survival knife for the previous few tournaments too, it was so unique to see
Tengri how could you have abandoned your team
>>1823202sjokz could literally be his mother. she's pushing 50
>>1823210adderals faded out
>>1823202he has his eyes on another price
>>1822933>>1822934>>1822935The numbers are fine you retards, I was making fun of the ded game memes, specially considering valarante is having grand finals right now, yeah they picked the same date and time as the cs2 major for some fucking reason.
the greatest major comeback of all time begins now
THE 1G WILL SAVE US
THE 1G WILL POWER UP 910
>>1823221maybe jews arent that bad after all
Once upon a time friberg won these, so can we.
>>1823221>ohne streamkys pleb
>obvious vitality fake choke to make it more interesting
>>182321838 from my researches yesterday
plenty in my csboomer range
>>1823227>off by 5Game ends 5-13
>>1823218maybe he is into milfs like magog
>>1823231This isn't the 1500s anymore grampa...
>apex burns himself
>mongolz win the round
>mongolz chain 8 rounds in a row to push ot
>mongolz win in double ot
CINEMA INCOMING
the asian team won in valorant btw over eu
>>1823233was mirage a fake?
haters sweating bullet rn
so anyways, daddy's like
>if you win this round
>i'll let you cum
>>1823242noun
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DA GOAT
mongols play like a bunch of idiots
they just smoked their own molotov
mongolz to lose to a force buy 13-7
It's so over still because 910 cant hit a shot on inferno
>>1823237we are all like 30 here
>>1823233They are not even hiding it anymore.
>>1823251Yeah Vit are just gonna rush B with tec9s and win
>>1823231>fribergliterally who?
>>1823242no, they wanted a well fought 2-0 but after they lost mirage they went beast mode on dust so they could win 2-1 in a very "laboured" and well fought series so they would be seen as good guys
>>1823241as always asians can only win at games where your character gets cheats
>>1823258you need to be 18 to post on this website.
>>1823249>only 11pm hereFeels good to be a britCHAD
Also lmao @ 910 put that nade down, son
TECHNO MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
NOT TODAY ROPZ MY CLUTCH KING, NOT TODAY
>>1823248>carried by the british playaactually disgusting
>>1823216Okay I am starting to believe the script schizos because lmao
Wait, I come from DOTA, I dont follow that much pro CS, but is this bo3...? arent your finals Bo5 like in dota wtf?
>blatant comeback for underdog to win in the US repeat
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>>1823205>those lyrics shiiiet
Im getting boston flashbacks
valve ban these bums please, it so blatant that they chat, he runs out apps not checking anything like he knows short is clear
i have never seen vitality cheat more blatant
what a shit way to lose damn
>>1823280we know it is retarded
>>1823280Depends on the tournament.
>>1823280Its just majors because valve are retarded like 2 years behind. Every other tournament of every tier moved on to bo5 already.
910 needs to go back to dota 4k hours havin ass
Zywoo god flash
gg, best team of all time imo
Very underwhelming finals.
On par with Kato 2025 finals.
LA FRANCE DANS TON CUL PEDAAAAAAAALE
VITALITY NUMBER 1 FUCK ALL OF YOU BITCHES HAHAAHAHAHA
>>1823280small indie event pls understand
in this case it's a blessing, honestly
>>1823280valve even cut the rounds from MR15 to MR12 and we still only have BO3 finals
fuck valve
So does vitality actually cheat.
THE VILLAINS WONS THIS WITH A PERFECT SPLIT KINO
*ahem*
mickey mouse major just like blast paris
AHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU ALL THOUGHT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YOU LOST AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH TOTAL VITALITY DOMINATION
WELCOME TO HELL
>>1823280bo5 sucks ass
i dont wanna sit here for 5+ fucking hours
ropz you motherfucker why did you do the right move FUCK YOU
fuck these fucking niggers
Fuck Zyjoo
Hope the crowd boos these niggers
I'm gonna say what we're all thinking: Boring major.
zyASS
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Unfortunate for mongolz but I also like seeing apex win as the villain
>and the crowd goes mild
more people are walking out then cheering
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>>1820724>In reality only one of these will end in the green. One will end in the grey and the other three will end in the red.AMA
get that whore off the stage wtf
>glazing zywoo after that performance
lol
so fucking predictable from those two annoying faggots
BO3 is the best format I dont want to sit through more than 3 maps and you shouldn't need more than that to get a result. Valve are correct as usual.
>>1823316Legacy and lynn vision games were good. Rest was boring indeed
>>1823306didn't even think about that
he's the first british winner, right?
APOLOGIZE TO THE GOAT IGL
>s1mple non mickey mouse majors
1
>ZywOo non mickey mouse majors
0
only retards think otherwise
>>1823329yes. we are at the fucking top
GODPEX highest rated
GOAT IGL
>>1823331yep counter strike died when faze lost and today was the funeral
>>1823334why didnt the good teams beat the worse teams???????
>>1823324damn, mzinho choking HARD
The good news is that Senzu might actually be having his breakout moment finally.
great major, great cs
legacy and mibr run was fun
congrats to asia for finally getting into cs
>>1823334trvke has been planted
oh its another esport guy saying fuck on stage, how original, hip and cool
>>1823333>>s1mple non mickey mouse majorsWho was the sniper of G2 in 2021?
>>1823333quads of brutal truth
Mongolz winning would have been top kino
look how many people are walking out. people are sick of vitality
>>1823333>g2 with amanek and nexa>not mickey mouse
>>1823337CS died when Faze won Antwerp. It was the killing blow to national teams.
What makes Zywoo so unlikeable, despite him doing nothing bad or wrong in particular?
>me
>freya
>sjokz
>aphiren
orgy
imagine if white people were this good at actual sports instead of dumb shooter video games. this is why bbc is taking your women
Legacy would've won that.
What is going through his mind right now?
>>1823356Can i watch?
Liquid fan btw
>>1823333>>1823346>versed Nik0 in grands
>>1823354why i cant have gf like that to hug daily ;_;
>>1823355no personality he doesnt have ego doesnt shittalk now if apex and him swapped it'd be a different story
>>1823363it's cause you don't go to events
>>1823358American spotted.
>>1823360a litre of pozzed cum
hltv comments are truly the highest form of comedy after tournaments
>>1823360reminds me of his legendary pick 'ems for Paris.
Remember when we said Vitality never beat a proper top 10 team on a major?
Yeah...
Vit coach looks like a football referee
After watching CS for a few years i have noticed that often the playoffs can be disappointing and that the best kino is found in the pre playoff stages
BALD
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>>1823360Happy it wasn't an upset.
Sad Zypoo won.
>>1823360>we need... ze rape king
>no interviews for everyone
hallo
hltv is more unhinged than 4chin and that's saying something
>>1823384>>1823372what's going on there?
>hltv devolving into geopolitical shitposting
kino as always
>>1823377good finals won't happen until valve quit their autistic stubbornness and make them bo5
there's maybe 4 major finals that i have strong memories of
>noo theres no era if no major
KEKAROOOO
ner0 rn trying to cook the numbers so he can give Senzu or m0nesy the MVP
>>1823386bunch of s0mple, d0nk and m0nesy and nik0 fans crying
Zywoo greatest player of all time now
>get frustrated with how the team is doing
>request to be removed
>watch as they go on to become the best team in the world and establish an era
What is Sphinx thinking rn?
>Mongolia stayed up till 6 am just for Mongolz to crash and burn after mirage
when Mzinho is doing the best out of everyone on Inferno something is going wrong
>>1823377Some rounds in this final were really well thought out by Vitality, they outclassed the mongols and knew exactly how to counter every play/
>mr12 was a mistake
>sjokz is the hottest girl, dc she is 40 or whatever
>faze would've beaten vitality
gg
see you in cologne /magog/
>>1823372HLTV was or is great though. It's been a while since I went there because I had an account banned for 3000 days or something kek
>>1823395>nows1imple was always a bum, ive always fucking called it
>>1823397that's like the daily life of an australian cs fan, they'll get over it
>>1823400>>faze would've beaten vitalitylmao
lol even
this is the greatest streak of all time no contest
NiP won 10 tournaments in a row but failed at the Major, Vitality 6+Major in a 100x more competitive era, more money, picked up the grand slam
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Lol
>>1823326hmmm sweatie, that force buy clutch he won changed everything
>>1823395>mickey mouse first major>hard carried in final of second majorno
RATE THIS MAJOR OUT OF 10
>>1823410ok, have fun watching the scene die if it continues
>>1823400>>faze would've beaten vitality
the expected outcome! gg V V
>>1823355your mental weakness?
>>18234149/10
minus 1 point for the shitty hours
>>18234147/10
It was alright.
>>18234144/10
if mongolz would have won it it'd been a 8/10
>>1823415yeah just like CS died after the NiP streak when game was a piece of shit in an even worse state than CS2
>>1823413And your tears on top of the cake is what's make it so much better
>>1823405>s1imple was always a bumso true, and his gameplay is just disgusting to watch with all those aimlock shakes
>>18234141/10
Im bored of vitality winning every major without facing furia or spirit or faze
>>1823400>>faze would've beaten vitalityHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
OH NO NO NO S1MPLEBROS WTF IS THIS???
at least znorewoo didn't beat donk's record
it's not all bad
>>1823414>stage 1,2 and 3: 8/10>playoffs: 5/10
When is the next important / big team tournament? Not Major I guess but like the Kato equivalent?
>>1823428sorry buddy but Zyw0.80 has yet another asterisk
>>18234146
Started off well but then quickly derailed into boredom. Minus points for shit GFs as well.
Melbourne is still king.
>>1823435IEM Cologne in a month
its flamez birthday, do you think sjokz will let him touch?
>>1823360ultimately he was right. he believes simple is cr7 and zywoo is messi. his argument was that simple like cr7 was more clutch while zywoo had more talent but didn't have that spark like messi, and in the end just like messi, zywoo won everything.
of course he didn't have the time to say all this because simple being a huge messi fan cut short the comparison attempt. zywoo's first major is pretty much messi's world cup.
but he's suffering, rightfully. I guess his only ammo is that zywoo didn't have a great final performance.
>>1823436>0.80That's s0mple's rating though
ZywOo went 1.17 this match
>>1823435Cologne after the player break, end of July
>>18234147.5 pretty good playin was the best part
Happy for my niggas ropz, flameZ, mezii
Sad for my niggas Mongolz and FaZe
>>18234149/10
lots of great games and upsets + the absolute seethe from everyone
>>18234145.
we deserved vitality faze and that's a shame falcons choked even tho it was funny too.
>>1823445wassup ropzicle?
>>1823427It was in a dire state to begin with during that
Reminder that s1mple is 2nd worst player these playoffs
He played worse than karrigan, biguzera, YEKINDAR, Techno...
He beat snow... by 0.02...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROWWWWWWWW
>>1823451the man needs to go back to work
>>1823447Why do you want people to seethe, rather than being entertained? We're all bored of knowing vitality wins everything they enter, at some point less and less people will even bother tuning in
>singing to the israeli
humiliation ritual
Goodnight mah drillaz, been nice hanging with you!
>>1823451>He beat snow... by 0.02...pretty big difference
that's a third of a zywoo on mirage
my jigga flamez definitely getting a birthday bj
>>1823463nit sure its a kosher practucr
>>1823469it's over anon
there won't be another thread for 3 weeks
>>1823469no need to when the season just ended, let this one die and create a new one
>zywoo gets mvp despite doing terrible the whole tournament
lol lmao
>>1823474Bait so terrible you might as well kill yourself mate
chadpex top rating in a major final.
>>1823474if you don't realise zywoo's impact on the servers and his team there's no surprise you can't fathom why he gets it
>>1823479he wasn't kidding when he said he's individually better now than back then when he was just the entry
>>1823474>best rating against top 5 teams>best rating in the play offsit's over lil bro
Dark souls 2 is a good game and literally every bad thing said or cherrypicked about it can be said about dark souls 1
>Interviewing someone who's barely comprehensible in english
Instant mute
mzinho 17 barely speaking English and giving the losers interview, respect
>>1823443and he still did nothing
rating inflated by superstar riflers apex and mezii
>>1823476>>1823481>>1823487still cant beat Donk its why the tournament hosts keep making vitality avoid playing against spirit
When can we claim souvenirs package on playoffs for the special gun charm?
>>1823396Mistake of a lifetime
>>1823455it was entertaining despite what you fags have been whining about for an entire week
so the seethe is just the icing on the cake
cazzies like you can go to hell
since mongolz are state sponsored, the mongolian government will boycott french products right?
>>1823502No, it wasn't, it went as everyone knew it would, kill yourself retard
>>1823441What's ungodly amounts of HGH in this analogy?
>>1823518being born on the date CS was released
>>1823396>>1823497 is wrong
you're probably underage but when you're in a work environment where you don't feel at ease, you stop caring about what happens after you leave โ you just want to get out as soon as possible.
he's happier now, and you can see it.
>>1823511They came second, it's not a Falcons situation
>>1823536Ohne just interviewed him
>>1823536he pissed he didn't beat donk's record rating in a major.
>>1823546that was not much of an interview
>>1823493vitality raped spirit everytime they played them in 2025
>>1823354thatโs a man. i met up with him on grindr