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Anonymous No.11970545 >>11970553 >>11970573 >>11970579 >>11970616 >>11970632 >>11970638 >>11970640 >>11970645 >>11970649 >>11970659 >>11970720 >>11970757 >>11970826 >>11970891 >>11970896 >>11970902 >>11970905 >>11971013 >>11971093 >>11971386 >>11971398 >>11971846 >>11972297 >>11973045 >>11973529 >>11976084 >>11977461 >>11978097 >>11978132
POV: It is 1994 and you visit the poor/black kid's house
Anonymous No.11970553
>>11970545 (OP)
>no james buster douglas knockout boxing
im leaving bro
power rangers is about to come on anyway this is wack
Anonymous No.11970573
>>11970545 (OP)
The / was unnecessary.
Anonymous No.11970579 >>11970625 >>11970849 >>11973706
>>11970545 (OP)
I was white middle class kid and my parents have never divorced and I had a Genesis, though I mostly played Sonic 2 and Sega 6-Pak
Anonymous No.11970605 >>11970654 >>11971014 >>11971114
POV: It is 1996 and you go to the rich white boy's house at the end of a cul-de-sac in the gated community.
Anonymous No.11970616
>>11970545 (OP)
>you visit the poor/black kid's house
why would i ever do that
Anonymous No.11970625 >>11975418
>>11970579
that 6pak is SOLID
Anonymous No.11970632
>>11970545 (OP)
Is that Gavin Newsom top right?
Anonymous No.11970638
>>11970545 (OP)
Where's Sonic 2 but no Sonic 1 pack in cart?
Anonymous No.11970640 >>11970650 >>11970690 >>11970916 >>11970952 >>11971121
>>11970545 (OP)
Was Genesis really the black console?
One of my best friends growing up was black and he had SNES and would constantly talk about Super Metroid.
Anonymous No.11970645
>>11970545 (OP)
I remember the poor kid down the street had a rental copy of Spiderman and X-men Arcade's Revenge. He said they never returned it and the store sent a collection agency after them and they had to pay 150 dollars for it. I have a lot of sympathy for the poor but damn do they make bad decisions.
Anonymous No.11970649 >>11970917
>>11970545 (OP)
POV: Your friend across the street's parents just got divorced.
Anonymous No.11970650 >>11970663 >>11970842 >>11970923 >>11972928
>>11970640
the genesis was more expensive than the snes
Anonymous No.11970654
>>11970605
It's 1997 and you officially need eye surgery
Anonymous No.11970659 >>11970691 >>11971002 >>11971051
>>11970545 (OP)
>pov you're OP and your so insecure you need to build up your ego by attaching to your race, parasitically trying to attribute others accomplishments to your own
What black kid was playing golf on genesis?
Anonymous No.11970663 >>11970665
>>11970650
No it wasn't lol. The games on the Genesis were about 10 bucks cheaper too and they were more privy to do giveaways.
Anonymous No.11970665
>>11970663
fuck you nigga i got ice on my fingers and my toes and im a taurus
Anonymous No.11970690 >>11970886
>>11970640
Was he adopted?
Anonymous No.11970691
>>11970659
>t. the black kid
Anonymous No.11970720 >>11970732
>>11970545 (OP)
Fuck you, Lillehammer is top 5 on the Genesis and mogs anything on the SNES.
Anonymous No.11970732
>>11970720
>ENTER
Anonymous No.11970757 >>11970802
>>11970545 (OP)
This looks like hell I would want to play absolutely nothing and go outside instead.
Anonymous No.11970802
>>11970757
No, you can't! It isn't a safe neighborhood.
Anonymous No.11970826
>>11970545 (OP)
These are all stolen!
Anonymous No.11970842
>>11970650
no one said they bought them
Anonymous No.11970849
>>11970579
It's a sports games commentary, not a sega genesis commentary.
Anonymous No.11970886
>>11970690
No lol
Anonymous No.11970891
>>11970545 (OP)
all my black friends had sor, sonic, and spider-man

everthing else was sports shit
Anonymous No.11970896
>>11970545 (OP)
I feel like they would enjoy Bonanza Brothers.
Anonymous No.11970902
>>11970545 (OP)
No, these are the games of that one annoying friend whose dad lives vicariously through him by pushing sports onto him all the time so he can grow up to be the all-star he never was.
Anonymous No.11970905 >>11970937
>>11970545 (OP)
Am I fucking his sister? If so then I'll play Arnold Palmer Tournament Golf with him since it's actually not terrible.
Anonymous No.11970916
>>11970640
>Was Genesis really the black console?
Kinda... it was popular with hip hop artists, sports stars, and Michael Jackson.
Anonymous No.11970917
>>11970649
Oh no it's going to have shit video and audio quality just like my first genesis.
Anonymous No.11970923
>>11970650
I don't think so. Pretty sure all the biggest games for Genesis were cheaper than the biggest games for SNES. Maybe in the very early 90's there was some expensive games for the Genesis, but they all came down to a level price system by 93.
Anonymous No.11970937
>>11970905
You'll get AIDS.
Anonymous No.11970952 >>11970975
>>11970640
Jimmy Urine made a song about the Sega Genesis and he's a Gen Xer and a spic

https://youtu.be/xfBQppaKcS8
Anonymous No.11970975
>>11970952
>spic
Jew*
Anonymous No.11971002 >>11972078
>>11970659
Holy shit just post on twitter lol
Anonymous No.11971013 >>11971090
>>11970545 (OP)
where's sonic spinball?
Anonymous No.11971014 >>11971043 >>11978091
>>11970605
>tfw the rich kid who had the vidya you wanted to play was literally gay and invented nonsense reasons for why you couldn't play whatever videogame he had and instead had to indulge whatever stupid shit he wanted to do
Anonymous No.11971043
>>11971014
>tfw you’re too ugly for the gay kid to want you around.
Anonymous No.11971051 >>11972085
>>11970659
All the one's that were only half black.
Anonymous No.11971090 >>11971306
>>11971013
Wait, wait, I get the sports jokes, but here I thought I liked Sonic Spinball because it seamlessly merged the radical 'tude of Sonic the Hedgehog with the timeless joy of pinball. Here I'm finding out I'm genetically predisposed to liking Spinball.
Anonymous No.11971093 >>11971328 >>11972071
>>11970545 (OP)
>only black kids like sports
This is the biggest nerd/trans cope ever
Anonymous No.11971114 >>11971313 >>11972746
>>11970605
>1996
>the $29.99 bargain bin Virtual boy
>rich white boys house
>Not the PS1/Saturn/N64/pentium II PC in his entire-basement-to-himself bedroom setup
Anonymous No.11971121
>>11970640
No, OP is a zoomer. They're the Third Strike poster, and as we all know Third Strike was never popular before kids who played SF4
Anonymous No.11971306
>>11971090
LOL you're black.
Anonymous No.11971313
>>11971114
>pentium II PC
I gotta admit. When my friend's dad bought that Gateway Pentium II had he had G Police in his basement. It was pretty sweet and I was a little jealous since his new PC was faster than our's at home. However it wasn't too long after that Tiger direct fucked up and sent an entire box of Pentium III motherboards to our house and my father made a deal with his friend that got me my own Pentium III machine with a GeForce DDR from Creative in it. Now that was a computer that everyone else was jealous of.
Anonymous No.11971328
>>11971093
No, it's saying that black people are poor and therefore only play sports because they're basically free or low costs (except hockey) and also have sports video games because they get clearanced every year when the company releases a new version with an updated nig list.

White kids play sports too unless you are gay.
Anonymous No.11971330 >>11972198
>1998
>black kid from "that" neighborhood says he stole a link cable
>Battle Pokemon
>his team is six Jynxes
Anonymous No.11971386
>>11970545 (OP)

>not a single fucking RPG

this is how you knew this nigga was gonna be working at Walmart the rest of his life. The SAT don’t fuck with you bro. Your games don’t even have words in them.
Anonymous No.11971398
>>11970545 (OP)
The black kid in my neighborhood always had the best games. He introduced me to Final Fantasy and Conker's Bad Fur Day. OP games just remind me of the cheap shit at a thrift store. No one had a library like that.
Anonymous No.11971406
As bad as black kids' libraries were, girls' were always worse.

>always just had a handheld although it was usually a Game Boy which was good
>no first party games
>Most games are Mary Kate and Ashley Snatch Sisters or some shit
>Playtime: 0:15
Anonymous No.11971437
they used to have these rental only discs for the PSX in the UK and my friend's library almost entirely consisted of those, not sure if they were stolen or if the store was just selling them despite the RENTAL COPY - NOT FOR SALE shit written all over them
most of them looked like this but i distinctly remember a mortal kombat 3 disc that was pink and had not for resale repeating in a diagonal pattern
Anonymous No.11971447 >>11971695 >>11975997
POV: It is 1994 and you visit the poor/Canadian kid's house
Anonymous No.11971695 >>11972993 >>11973003
>>11971447
Imagine visiting the poor black Canadian kid's house.
Anonymous No.11971747 >>11971759 >>11971789
ITT: Timmies that got picked last for dodgeball in gym class
Anonymous No.11971759 >>11971823
>>11971747
t. nigger
btfo lol
Anonymous No.11971770 >>11971791
Must be east coast, Midwest, south and poor poor living cause I lived in the ghetto and my black friends had all the fighting games and jrpgs. Mexicans had the anime and soccer games. It was like a menu of games to choose from. Never went back to my Asian friends house. They had pc with games but they couldn't do shit cause their parents made us study homework and then eat and barely finish Oregon trail til time for bed. At 7pm. Never again
Anonymous No.11971789 >>11971823
>>11971747
>t. Jamal who didn't have cable growing up and went to a ghet, er, "diverse" school.
Anonymous No.11971791
>>11971770
Now THIS post is a true fantasy.
Anonymous No.11971823 >>11971828
>>11971759
>>11971789
I see I touched a sore spot and brought up repressed memories
Anonymous No.11971828 >>11972058
>>11971823
No, J'marcus. Your family history doesn't have birth certificates, it has deeds.
Anonymous No.11971846
>>11970545 (OP)
>pat riley had so much aura they didnt even put a title on the cover
Anonymous No.11972058 >>11973338
>>11971828
Now say that again without tears streaming down your face
Anonymous No.11972071
>>11971093
100% correct. It's also a zoomie tryhard tell since in the the 90s a normie list of games would include FFVII, NFL gameday 98, and twisted metal. 4th/5th gen kids were eclectic
Anonymous No.11972078
>>11971002
>just post on Twitter
He hit close to home didn't he anon?
Anonymous No.11972085
>>11971051
Fair
Anonymous No.11972198
>>11971330
jynx was really really good in gen 1
its understandable that you lost to team 6niggas
Anonymous No.11972297 >>11972738 >>11972884
>>11970545 (OP)
My perspective
>Early 90s
Every rich kid had a Genesis and a Game Boy.
The SNES was in the homes of all my friends who lived only with their mother
Every poor kid had an NES or an NES clone

>mid to late 90s
PSX players were everywhere, sharing games and magazines
N64 players were mostly autistic or very spoiled kids. It was impossible to live with them outside of school.

>Early 2000.
PS2: same as PSX (+ nudes magazines)
Gamecube players being the same as the SNES early 90s players: teenagers with the single mom.
Xbox: nerds and dudebros.
Anonymous No.11972738
>>11972297
>N64 players were mostly autistic or very spoiled kids. It was impossible to live with them outside of school.

Are you fucking kidding me? I was 15 when the N64 launched, and back then I owned an N64, Sega Saturn and Sony Playstation. I had all three, and I wouldn't call myself 'rich. But I did have a disposable income to buy stuff like this. Believe me, the N64 was the party machine of choice. I would bring that thing over to all mt friends houses, I would take it to parties. I had 4 gamepads and games like Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Super Smash Bros. Honestly, I never had any of the Mario Party games. But whatever games I didn't have, I would go to Hollywood Video to rent. The system was durable as fuck, did not use CD's so there were no loading. carts were hard to break. Image related was closer to what owning an N64 was actually like.
Anonymous No.11972746 >>11972916
>>11971114
>the game gear was big in japan
Anonymous No.11972884
>>11972297
I hate console warrior tryhards like you so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.11972902
It's kinda weird how the kid with divorced parents always had a Genesis with random shovelware and the Sonic game that was bundled with it.
Anonymous No.11972916
>>11972746
lol
Anonymous No.11972928
>>11970650
Where? SNES was more expensive or same price in the states. I went with Genny because it's what my best friend had because his parents were divorced
Anonymous No.11972993
>>11971695
>Imagine visiting the poor black Canadian kid's house.

Back in the 90's black kids were like 1/1000 in Canada. How do I know? because I was born in this country and lived through out the 1980's and 1990's. No instead, the 'poor kids' were mostly First Nations... or as you would like to call them Native American's. Of course there was also a rise in Pajeets being flooded into the country, thanks to Pierre Trudeau (does this sound familiar?) and his (((globalist influence))). Just like how his bastard son Pierre Trudeau did the same thing between 2015 to his cowardly dropping out as PM... but that is besides the point... and c'mon... black kids... hockey? And yes the NHL games were common in anyone's collection.
Anonymous No.11973003 >>11973390
>>11971695
>Imagine visiting the poor black Canadian kid's house.

Back in the 90's black kids were like 1/1000 in Canada. How do I know? because I was born in this country and lived through out the 1980's and 1990's. No instead, the 'poor kids' were mostly First Nations... or as you would like to call them Native American's. Of course there was also a rise in Pajeets being flooded into the country, thanks to Pierre Trudeau (does this sound familiar?) and his (((globalist influence))). Just like how his bastard son Justino Trudeau did the same thing between 2015 to his cowardly dropping out as PM... but that is besides the point... and c'mon... black kids... hockey? And yes the NHL games were common in anyone's collection.
Anonymous No.11973045
>>11970545 (OP)
damn, it breaks my heart but black kids in my neighboorhood did not have consoles in the 90s, a battered up famiclone at best in 1999
Anonymous No.11973109 >>11973185
>console + 12 games
>poor
I remember back then even well off families only bought their kids a couple new games at most, why get them more if he already has some? play those
once the console was no longer new it'd be more common to have more from flea marts but current get, even these days I see parents selling i.e their kids' PS4 and they only got them 4 games throughout the whole gen
Anonymous No.11973185
>>11973109
>current get
current gen*, I meant if you could still buy the games at stores. $60-90 times 12 is a lot to spend on lil timmy's TV hog
Anonymous No.11973338
>>11972058
Try saying that again without being on parole.
Anonymous No.11973390
>>11973003
>Back in the 90's black kids were like 1/1000 in Canada.

I'll even go future than that... from my birth of of the early 1980's to rough;y 2015 (right around the time Trudeau took office)... I have never seen a black person in my life in Canada. It's amazing how the country went to complete shit in the span of 10 years thanks to Justin Fidel Castro Jr.
Anonymous No.11973529 >>11973698
>>11970545 (OP)
No one gave a fuck about Nintendo in 1994.No one. Another reddit hipster ththread from a frenless cunty millennial with 10 twtwitter accounts
Anonymous No.11973698
>>11973529
>Mega Man X
>Super Metroid
>Final Fantasy III
>DKC
>A superior port of MK II

Another buttblasted Segatard
Anonymous No.11973706 >>11975019
>>11970579
>I was white middle class kid and my parents have never divorced
Based. If your parents divorced, you're spiritually a poorfag. No matter how rich they were.
Anonymous No.11975019
>>11973706
True.
Anonymous No.11975418
>>11970625
The only shitty game was Super Hang On, but man did Columns music put me to sleep.
Anonymous No.11975997
>>11971447
Poor, but apparently connected if he has the 1995 edition in 1994.
Anonymous No.11976084 >>11977387
>>11970545 (OP)
I grew up very affluent (millionaire parents, gated communities, private schools, etc). And I can tell you that particular game list honestly isn't too far off from a lot of upper crest families who were sports fanatics. Reminds me of my one friend whose family was just obsessed with sports.
Anonymous No.11976096
Anonymous No.11977387
>>11976084
Sports games are always cheap and for poor people. Nobody plays old sports games.
Anonymous No.11977461 >>11977636
>>11970545 (OP)
What the fuck dude?
Fuck you!!!!
Anonymous No.11977636
>>11977461
Haha you're black.
Anonymous No.11978091
>>11971014
>mfw got molested cause I wanted to play virtual boy
Anonymous No.11978097
>>11970545 (OP)
zoomer here the poor kids I grew up with usually just had a Wii. Mexicans always had a hacked one though.
Anonymous No.11978132
>>11970545 (OP)
It wasn't so much the poor black kid console as much as it was the sports kid console. Some sports fans are black, and all sports fans are poor, but they weren't on Sega because of that, they were on Sega because it had double the SNES processing power and that meant faster, higher-resolution, sports games with fast action and smooth scrolling.

You could release a direct port of Madden '96 or Bill Walsh College Football to mobile devices right now, and it'd probably sell millions in unlockable microtransaction players or whatever. Genesis NFL/NBA games were so good that half the playerbase just stayed on Genesis all the way until Madden on PS2, which finally implemented new gameplay via the "hit stick" dual analog mechanic. All the PS1 Madden games were seen as inferior to Genesis, because they had the same gameplay but the better graphics made them run and play way worse.

This stupid phenomenon was the only logically valid reason for Sega to keep supporting the Genesis into 1997, though they had lots of other reasons they claimed to be doing it, the only thing selling by that point was yearly sports games and people only bought them for the updated rosters. Lack of ANY third-party NA sports games on Dreamcast and a lack of good ones on Saturn is a major part of why Sega couldn't recreate Genesis success in the NA region with DC/Saturn.

Genesis was so synonymous with sports games in the United States that me and my friends thought it was physically impossible for a normal Genesis game to have saving/battery backup. We thought there was some special chip in Sonic 3/Knuckles or something, and that no other game had it, because nobody we knew owned Landstalker or Phantasy Star II or any non-sports/non-sonic/non-vectorman game. When my mom bought me a Sega CD on clearance when they liquidated it, I thought it was the first Sega console to do saves.