Thread 101132353

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>101126663

Phase cunny general

>>101132353 (OP)

JUGGET LOVE

>>101132390
me on the left

jelly pickmeiumi

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>101132435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPnWGi22Ac

>>101132372
Yes

>>101132353 (OP)
Isn't this twisty from NJSJ? Her face is all over the board rn

[Wemi News] She's making coffee.

why did clio retweet porn

When did /pcg/ suddenly become pedo?

I think Michiru is pretty neet.

>>101132533
kill urself my man

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

[Iori news] She has a really big tongue

@everyone

hi

>>101132638
Hello. Please do not ping @here or @everyone without a reason.

Lumi if she Lime.

I LOVE MY MOM

>>101132638
@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

>>101132638
Hi pippa

>>101132570
Da Michi got frosting on her boob...

>>101132726
lie me

BMAF

Phase Friend Nyana is dumping all her meme covers what does this mean???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1QHf04LK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zACZvCspAms

>>101132756
It's ok. I'll lick it clean.

>>101132775
not a good signal, she might be graduating soon

What do you think Pippa and Sleepy are up to right now?

>>101132739
There's absolutely valid reasons to announce it because JO crystals resonate together.

>>101132799
Damn.

>>101132808
dealing with hangovers

>>101132808
Sleepy is being used as a farm hand

>>101132799
No, it couldn't be... my beloved...

how the hell is Lumi constantly live always

>>101132856
i broke up with her

>>101132726
Lumi if she li_e

wemi wemi wemi wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Wm6Y_0vBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Wm6Y_0vBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Wm6Y_0vBA

>>101132638
Hi :3

Lumi hate Lumi graduate

>>101132968
So what was this all about?

>>101133019
you'll see soon enough...

>>101132968
I hope she sees my submission. I wonder what she thinks of my taste for little girls with huge tits

>>101133019
she's done several similar polls like the stockings one, probably just gauging viewer tastes

I appreciate Lumi’s boobs

>>101133063
I want to blow raspberries on all of their tummies

Do you think Wemi uses that same voice in real or is she like "Godamn, it was a fucking day" then smokes a cigarette and says "my back is fucking killing me" in a deep voice

>>101133019
Engagement bait

>>101133119
Before she was commonly seen in collabs, all her genmates said she was a mysterious weirdo and she talks like that in private and in meetings.

>>101133146
Oh really, I'm kinda disappointed, I was hoping it was her fake voice

My favorite BA character? Shun (kid)

>>101133080
I want to appreciate all over them

some deranged psycho fuck /here/ must have a compliation of lumi saying 'chyaat' with her litte dumb voice, disgusting.
can you share it pls i need it to jork my penis

We need a phaseconnect who doesn't EVER lie

Hey anon what are you league starting for 3.26 tomorrow

>>101133263
Just watch the Workout Wednesday compilation

>>101133268
Sir this is a vtuber thread. You might be lost

>>101133268
Tenma

>>101133270
Slayer sunder campaign -> slam maps -> late game dual strike

>>101133179
She does a bit of a voice, but no more than, say, Dizzy or Rie. The change is not easy to track until you get to know her.

>>101133268
AI tubers need to take over already

>>101133411
Need more of this but for phasers

no more bats this will be a bat-free thread

>>101133270
stupid moomposter

>>101133458
ok but just 1 more :D

Which phase girls actually wash their pussies?

Sakana should have just released them after Offkai

>>101133270
i've decided to copy a frostblink miner build because I've never played a bosser build before. from there, I'm gonna blow my money on dumb shit I think of seeing uniques and new skills

hey guys gals and nonbinary pals

>>101133393
>>101133462
I know you like me

>>101133512
hang yourself

>>101133512
Hey hey people
Sseth here

>>101133512
hey dude

>>101133483
princess mary mary and shiina and runie when she spills alcohol!

[Lumi news] She told Pippa directly to her face that she does not give a shit about Uma Musume

[wemi news]
Trinitards.
(laughing baby sounds for 10 minutes)

>>101133512
hey amy since its pride month what are hazelnuts pronouns

What da Loomer doin'?

>>101133562
SSRItards when they realise nobody cares about their adult cocomelon content

>>101132353 (OP)
jerry :D

you retard now that you replied to me im forced to post 3 more bats

>>101133562
Uho
Slavic bitch melty

Any Phase bros going to the old Offkai Expo there?

The Phase Connect party overlaps with the big concert :(((

I wanna get insulted by Phasers for being a foot fetish freak

>>101133562
Commission nugget art to spite her, Pippa. You have the means.

>>101133640
ill be pounding the Pippussy in the nearest motel while you sit around and i dont know look at booths lmao

>>101133640
If you don't go to the party you will be excommunicated from the Discord, simple as. MisterYura worked hard to organize it and you WILL enjoy yourself and you WILL consume too much alcohol.

>>101133512
shut up kenji

Funding nugget artists to wage psychic war is like the US funding islamic extremists. It'll bite you in the ass eventually

I hate offkai and everything it stands for

>>101133613
you won't, you have no balls

>>101133640
Going yeah,
Not sure what to do for Saturday night. Most likely i'll go to the Phase party to meet other fans. That said will suck to miss the concert .

Lumi and Pippa should wrestle in the offcollab and stream it.

Phase needs a black chuuba for me to lust after

>>101133640
Just go after the concert

>>101133512
jelly says no

>>101133745
Shut the fuck up Pippa stop trying to ruin the party

>>101133725
Pippa and Dizzy need to ram their large foreheads together for bloodsport

>>101133769
this is fucked up

>>101133614
Is she looking at sadbee?

Jelly's ass status?

>>101133751
Jelly's bestie is non-binary. She's not a based chud unless you give her money, then she'll whine about something woke.

>>101133744
Real talk do you guys want Twisty to phase in

>>101133801
full

>>101133832
who

>>101133801
currently on my face

>>101133744
Runie is black

>>101133832
I rather have Grimmi but whatever

>>101133801
>>101133850
With my dick

Why did Pippa push for ID's at oofkia? Does she really think that will stop me? My penis has the mandate of heaven.

>>101133832
Isn't she an unironic 1view in nijisanji of all places?

>>101133832
I hate to break it to you but Phase is no longer a place for homophobic/transphobic people. We're not in 2022 anymore.

>>101133832
All chudding out aside she seems like a bad person. That she happened to agree with me politically is not very relevant. The "I don't care about his brother dying" and "I hate all men they should die" were gigangtic red flags

>>101133863
*Runie is blacked

>>101133863
Huh....

>>101133720
>That said will suck to miss the concert .
I'm so torn, Kizuna Ai is of course a big name and Nerissa is great, I don't know the other four, though. Theoretically the Phase thing is an opportunity to meet other fans, but in reality I'd probably stand in the corner for an hour before leaving due to feeling awkward

>>101133897
clara hate clara graduate

I wrote this
>It was always the same response. Always the same desperate pleas.
>“Please, I won't say a word,” he’d beg in that desperate pleading way.
>But how would Lumi trust that? Can she even trust him? She’d been keeping it a secret for years.
> She pulled her car into her designated parking spot and looked up at the large, opulent Phase Tower at the second-floor last window on the left.
>The shades were sealed shut.
>They’d been that way for days.
>Lumi stepped out and walked into the entryway, passing Dizzy by the Receptionist Hall.
>She checked the Receptionist Hall at least five times a day so she could interact with someone other than her own chat and Sakana.
>“Why hello, Lumi,” Dizzy called when she spotted her, “How was your stream today?”
>“Great, it was great” Lumi replied without turning around. No need to tell her that, once again, she’d ended stream earlier than she would have liked.
>“That's good to hear. You tell that 'brother' of yours he needs to get out of your room once in a while and get more the sun more often.”
>Lumi turned around and looked at Dizzy before smiling at her as she stopped at the elevator. “Don't you worry about him; I will tell him that.”
>Lumi waved to her over my shoulder and stepped inside the box as soon as the doors opened.
>They closed in front of her, and she stared at the numbers as they lit up, anxiously tapping her feet back and forth against each other.
>The familiar ding sounded and then the doors opened to the long hallway.
>The smell of disinfected and other cleaning product greeted her when she opened her apartment door.
>She took a deep breath before walking down the hallway and into her bedroom.
>A small lump hid underneath the yellow comforter.
>Lumi stepped over the scattered piles of clothes as she walked to the window and pulled on the blinds’ string, flooding the room with light and making it brighter.
>She even opened the window, letting the fresh air sweep into the room, and took another deep breath to fortify herself for what she had to do next.
>She sat on a spot on the edge of the bed and peeled back the comforter, revealing Starbro’s small body tucked into the fetal position, drool coming out of his mouth.
>However, His wrist was bleeding.
>Not a good sign.
>The last time his wrist was bleeding, she’d almost taken him to the emergency room.
>She’d grown to hate the sight of his blood.
>Lumi stroked his blond hair away from his face. “Hi, darling. I’m home.”
>His eyes opened quickly, and his arms reached out for her like a small child reaching for her mother.
>Lumi lay down beside him and wrapped her arms around him.
>They’d been through this routine so many times.
>Starbro nestled his head on her chest and began to cry.
>“Shh.” Lumi stroked his hair. “It’s gonna be all right. You just have to listen to me.”
>“I won't run away.” His tears wet her shirt. “I'll listen, Lumi. I really will this time. Please.”
>“I know you'll listen, honey,” Lumi said, her long fingers splayed across her younger brother's cheeks as she tilted his head for a kiss
>“You trust me?”
>He looked up at her and she looked down at her younger brother's face—his features were the same as hers, even down baby blue eyes
>She shook her head.
>She can never trust her brother
>“C'mon, let’s get you showered, all right?”
>She didn’t wait for his answer.
>Lumi stood and pulled him up with her, his stick-thin arms and body leaning against her for support.
>His hair was matted against the side of her head.
>“Then maybe we can go out and get dinner. Shiina told me there’s this really great restaurant that opened up downtown a few weeks ago. Their romance menu is supposed to be amazing.”
>His eyes widened, and his mouth dropped open unable to respond
>“Or we can just order a Chinese and watch a few anime episodes.”
>His face instantly relaxed but kept his head down.
>Lumi flicked on the fluorescent lights and ran the bathwater.
>Starbro walked in to join her, still keeping his head down, his arms wrapped tightly around his stomach.
>Lumi stopped filling the silence and let out a deep sigh.
>“What’d you do?” Lumi asked, hoping to break the silence.
>But Starbro shrugged and began undressing, his head still hanging low as if he were a puppy who’d been caught trying to run away or a cat escaping its confinement.
>He removed his pajama shirt.
>Dried blood was smeared all over his chest and abdomen like crusted trails of rust.
>There was a lot of it, which meant he’d been cutting himself all day.
>He undressed slowly, wary of his raw skin
>Lumi stared at the jagged edges of his wounds, new and old, as they spliced their way over his pale skin in a tangled web.
>Three deep gashes scarred the left side of his stomach.
>He’d ended up in the emergency room that time.
>To be with their parents
>To be free of her
>To be away from her
>But she won't let that happen

>>101133910
Go back

What game is Lumi playing today can anyone say, need to know if its worth enduring the yap

>>101133832
yes because it would be funny

>>101133933
Kill yourself pippkun

>>101133832
No, I want Saba to phase in

>>101133947
Mucho texto

>>101133947
Jarvis, condense this to no more than three bullet points and give me a one-line executive summary

We like white women here.

>>101133950
Been here longer than you cuck

I'm not reading all that

>>101133990
Hello! The poster you're replying to would like to see Kaneko Lumi impregnated by a large African American man while they watch. I hope this was helpful to you.

>>101133992
>joins the jews
>the CEO sold the company and ran away with the money
>back to irrelevancy
She's unlucky

>>101133993
NTA, but you can't be calling anyone a cuck

>>101134021
What if there's a typo?

>>101133993
>cuck
Oh the irony

>>101133993
>Been here longer than you cuck
yeah, in trash

>>101134035
The insult suits Runatics perfectly I'd say

>>101133947
>>101133990
tl;dr Lumi is a a toxic yandere onee-san who has starbro trapped in a room or something.

>>101133832
I want to see her in a place where she doesn't have hold back because the fanbase isn't 99% angry females, but fishman would have to keep her in the basement for a while to make sure she doesn't fuck everything up the moment she debuts

fags

>>101134110
For a scripted show?
Gumins, Cookies and Ringos in absolute shambles then.

>>101134145
Proof?

honestly fagknight's scat fetish is disgusting and i cant see him as a person

>>101133832
nah. If we get an ex niji it should be one of the rare good ones

[wemi news]
NTR stands for NoT Right.

>>101133832
no i want her to phase onto my cock

>>101134290
>_2F

>>101134290
>_

>>101133832
fuck off we're full

>>101134164
>no mention of Capipis or Fincels
Interesting

cum

where did commieschizo go? Not that I'm complaining

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>101134348
I don't watch them so I don't know

>>101134348
old /pcg/ would cuckpost about pippa

>>101134030
Just wait for contract end, she'll phase in. Sakana could do it, Brave won't stop one of their own.

>>101134030
How many times can this happen to you before it's not luck?

>>101134380
old /pcg/ is dead
There most be less than 10 people here that have been posting before gentoo debuted.

A cute phase friend unknowingly assisted me in ejaculation of my seed.

>>101134348
Or bitos or likers.

>>101134354
Gonna need something more Fat Pippa slop for that chief

>>101134437
>most

>>101134438
Proof?

>>101134437
I remember back when likers were the footfags

>>101134438
Miia?

[wemi news]
There were over 400 submissions, and around 10% of them had a combination of Hina, Mutsuki, Ibuki and Hoshino.

>>101134466
I already... disposed... of the seed.

>>101134437
>There most be less than 10 people here that have been posting before gentoo debuted
All are bitos as well.

>>101134376
Pippa lived with her furry groomer Zax for several years including while streaming at phase
https://files.catbox.moe/uvxcsi.mp4
Mari got outed by another streamer for having a bf
https://files.catbox.moe/i3e7li.mp4
And now you know! Because knowing is half the battle!

[Lisa news]
She's getting naked because it's hot.

>reality exists objectively
until i manifest a nuclear bomb dropping onto your house or the luck to win the lottery

>>101133990
Executive Summary:
Lumi cares for her deeply troubled brother, Starbro, but is haunted by mistrust and the repeated cycle of his self-harm and emotional dependence.

Condensed Bullet Points:
-Lumi returns home to find her brother, Starbro, in another self-harming episode, a routine she’s heartbreakingly familiar with.
-Despite his emotional pleas and promises to listen, Lumi remains unable to trust him due to past betrayals and ongoing secrecy.
-She comforts him and tends to his wounds, all while bearing the emotional weight of keeping him alive and close, even if it means sacrificing her own peace.

>>101134495
miia isn't sexual

>>101134533
>And now you know! Because knowing is half the battle!
But I don't watch them, why should I care?

Phase Cucknect.

>>101134442
>likers
It is awfully fucking interesting that there's been literally zero Lia cuckposting in quite some time now that you mention it

>>101134134
I wish I was starbro in that scenario

>>101134565
Why is she eating Magic cards?

[wemi news]
beautiful hoshino with homophobia

EVERY VTUBERS FUCKS A GUY
That guy? Me.

Lumi cucked me

>>101134619
likers doesn't want fuck lia, they want to be fucked while dressing as lia

>Lumi cuckposting allowed to stay up for over an hour last thread
>Pippa mention insta nuked

So, in the end, does ME1 stand the test of time?

>>101134619
To do so you'd need to go to the breakaway, and likers are actually good at ignoring bait.

If Lumi has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Lumi has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Lumi has only one fan then that is me.
If Lumi has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth
If /pcg/ is against Lumi , then I am against the world.

>>101134671
You know why

>>101134673
It's pretty good.

>>101134673
Not really, unless with boomer nostalgia goggles

>>101134671
I noticed too

>>101134686
Get back in your chair cuckboy

why cant I be the average looking bf that she hides from the world that gets to plap her every night

>>101132570
She is a pretty neet

Loomers getting catty again

>Yeah no wonder you can't believe it, Liara, you don't believe anything because you're fucking stupid who doesn't understand a fucking thing holy shit, I need solutions not emotional backpatting, you're such a fucking woman holy shit this is a waste of time I hate you so much
>JOKER I LOVE YOU thank you so much for saving me from Liara, I LOVE YOU JOKER, this bitch cannot take "no" for an answer, why is this so forced on you???
Liarabros, it's looking grim for you

>>101134592
thank you Jarvis, now generate an image using the following tags: kaneko_lumi, solo, bare_feet

kek Lumi's melties playing this game are genuinely funny

>>101134686
Isle of Lumi

>>101134686
Right on man

i missed part of lumi's stream, how did she take getting grounded

Hi guys just wanna say I love you (not in a gay way) and wish you to be happy

>>101134822
needs her toe ring

I believe Nasa should get more lewds.

liara raped lumi in the summer of 25

Wemi wants to RAPE Koharu

>>101134822
AI really is phenomenal huh
I'm not as exacting as this anon >>101134853 I'll take it regardless

lumis being a pygmy again

Christ Lumi is such an insufferable whiny cunt

>>101134846
i love you too anon, but in a gay way

>>101134868
understandable

>>101134846
I love you too (not in a gay way) but I'm going to make love to you (in a gay way)

What would phase be like if it were all hapas?

>>101134601
She was bouncing on my cock crazy style last Offkai. She's definitely sexual

>>101133933
do one for lumi's oblivion crisis

>>101134992
proof next thread?

Ilos time?

>Phase JP goes to Canada
>Runie goes to Japan
uh. Guess it up to Michiru for an offcollab?

>>101134955
unhinged but hot

>>101135023
She asked me not to share. It would hurt her donos

Is it possible to romance Joker in ME2 or ME3?

Fuck I drank so much alcohol I can feel my liver now hope I survive this tomorrow will be crazy

>>101135053
No

>>101135038
pink women collab, drink mixing collab with memorin

>>101134955
There would be a lot more yelling

>>101135071
It's over for Lumi. Billions of asari must die.

But how does Sakana feel about all this?

>>101135038
>Michiru
Will never happen. Michi is the mystery of Phase.

>>101135066
lol you should post naked pictures of yourself hahaha

>>101135093
>Huh? oh, I don't care *plays games*

TOTAL BATARIAN DEATH.

*bumps into you*

Lumi hates Liara because she sees someone who is what she tries to portray herself as. A smart, kind virgin. The stark contrast between the real article and a cynical lie stands out so strongly she needs to slander her. It's why she so rarely collabs with Wemi.

It's over, she's not phasing in anymore. Trannies won
#NotMyTwisty

>>101135152
post souce

>>101135152
I do not care.

Which phaser gives the best hand jobs?

>>101135151
>real
>Wemi
pick one

>>101135189
Alcohol-deprived runie.

>>101135151
Trvke

>>101134619
Lia is so mentally gone that she's not even worth anti-ing. She might as well have graduated years ago.

>>101135189
Hime would stick her finger up your butt during.

>>101135142
say that to my face honkey

>>101135143
*rapes*

>>101135189
have to give it to Dizzy for the dedication
tongue butt hole

>>101135231
*it was a hologram*

>>101135152
Shes not even a phase friend at all man.

>>101135189
Lia

>>101135224
TOTAL
BATARIAN
EXTERMINATION

>>101134110
Jigga

>>101134675
They're actually not that hard to rile up, but direct cuckposting is too low hanging fruit.

>>101135189
Eimi, her hands look very soft

what should I watch instead of pippa's horse slop?

>>101135274
>tells you to fuck her Freddy Goonbear style like the mountains of hentai she's read
>slowly put it in
>after just the tip she starts panicking telling you to stop in tears
>calls herself a whore and says she should kill herself because she's no longer a virgin
>keeps putting her fingers down there checking for blood convinced her hymen broke and she's going to bleed out
>tell her maybe just suck on it a little
>do you know where that thing just was you dumbass? I'm not sucking or licking it
>maybe just her hand?
>grips you like she's holding on for dear life
>lighter
>barely even touching
>just a little harder
>she breaks down in tears because you're too demanding and don't know how hard this is for her
>go jerk off in the bathroom
>Lia immediately gets on discord call with Uruka
>"yeah he had like 5 orgasms, he was really impressed by my techniques"

>>101135152
You should never apologize, these people don't actually give a shit and just want to dogpile someone

>>101135312
proof?

watch the horse slop

>>101135314
Lumi

>>101135326
members handcams

>>101135152
She's basically saying "you retards are too sensitive, words are just words so 'sorry' if that means anything to you, you're going to cancel me either way"

>>101135268
yeah but she's 1/2 black and likes white guys and is racist and hates trannies

>>101135189
Ember has a lot of experience.

>be fishman
>wake up, check discord
>6 dms from muumi, 3 dms from lia, 5 dms from hime, eimi is live
>check lia's
>Hi Sakana, I just wanted to say I have been feeling a lot of pressure lately and...
>talk to muumi about it
>check hime's
>I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LEAVE ME ON READ AGAIN I WILL KILL MYSELF SAKANA
>skip
>check muumi's
>Hey Sakana, I think Pippa yabbed a little too much last stream. She was arguing with archivefag again. I had to tell her to stop. Can you talk to her about it? Oh btw Saya said she can't stream this week.
>check Pippa, she is live, retweeting bunch of furry and nsfw shits
>hey pippa got like 15 min to chat?
>sure
>get on vc with pippa
>What's up Sakana?
>Pippa, Muumi told me you were arguing with archivefag again? What's the matter this time?
>Well you know Asmongold? I wanted to discuss with chat whether Asmongold is the cuckee or the cucker but he kept getting in the way
>Pippa, you can't just keep talking about whatever you want
>I JUST THINK SINCE HE IS MY MOD HE SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
>Pippa, you were talking about cuck shits. and besides, you know he's in love with you, right?
>FUCK YOU SAKANA IT'S MY STREAM AND I HAVE THE FULL CONTROL ON MY STREAM...wait, did asmongold say he's in love with me?
>sakana hangs up and reflects on how that awkward sperg that pestered him all day every day in detroit will never be with a woman
>fuckthispinkrabbit.jpg
>play palworld for 6 hour straight to blow off some steam
>see dizzy is online, send her a message
>dtf?
>umm sure just give me like 15 min
>i will be at your place in 10
>get to her place, open the door with the spare key I have
>dizzy is getting ready
>strip her and rawdog her then and there
>cum inside her
>ok I gotta go back now
>are you not hungry? I can cook something if you want
>sorry gotta go or my wife will start asking me questions
>I mean it would take like less than 10 minutes, do you really need to go now?
>leave her house without answering
>get back home
>play jong for 4 hour straight to blow off some steam again
>send Jelly a message telling her to kill herself every time I deal in
>check one last time before going back to bed
>eimi is still live

Pippa should have sex with a horse.

[wemi news]
another laughing baby moment

IF THEY KILL THE ASTEROID'S ENGINES AND IT STOPS ACCELERATING WON'T IT STILL PLOW INTO THE EARTH DUE TO IT STILL TRAVELING FORWARD AT CONSTANT SPEED

>>101135152
who? i'n not reading all that

>>101135375
I haven't played it in a long time but there is no way they had an oversight that bad....right?

>>101135152
>nothing on her twitter
fake and gay

>>101135152
>niji chuuba
>no ties to phase
>constantly in drama
>involved in catty circles where people record private conversations
>apologizing for talking shit
I really could not care less about her, why do you keep trying to shill your dramawhore here?

>>101135112
By this time next year she will be the face of jp phase

>>101135444
>involved in catty circles where people record private conversations
you're smoking dick and balls if you don't think Lumi, Dizzy, and Pippa don't record 99% of the private conversations they have

>>101132694
Wait we're just posting diaper pictures now? How this general has fallen...

>>101135375
the earth isn't stationary, if the path to intercept takes a certain velocity interrupting it before it accelerates it to that point would cause a miss

>>101135477
That will be Pico. I trust.

>>101134671
Stop noticing stuff

Why does no one ever try to bait the urufugang?

>>101135189
lumi lots of practice

>>101135375
no because space is warped by the suns gravity well so a straight trajectory will actually go around

>>101135549
They don't care

>>101134671
funny how the tables have turned

>>101135549
They aren't annoying so there's no beef

>>101135549
femanon doesn't see Uruka as a threat

>>101135375
If the engines are on that means its still not on course to hit the target. Think about it.

>>101135480
>Pippa
Too lazy
>Dizzy
Too egocentric to think it's necessary
>Lumi
Simply does not care, CL showed her nothing ever happens

>>101135549
What can they say.
>hey look guys your oshi is a dork who plays with her worm a lot

[wemi news]
SPERM
S P E R M

Wemi loves whale sperm

>>101133947
I wish that were me

>>101135659
I need to have animalistic sex with this woman.

>>101135659
I pick white women.

Why does no one ever try to bait minimoos?

>>101135711
>>101135691
Retards.

[wemi news]
She will shove sperm in your mouth without consent.

Did anyone itt actually have a good high school experience

>>101135419
it's on her pl

>>101135637
Guys, I'm in

>>101135759
mine was ok, my problem was more with schooling itself rather than the people in it

Pippa is getting sloshed with sleepy right now

>>101135746
I would slap the shit outta her

>>101135759
My sophomore year sucked but my senior year was awesome

>>101135759
Fucked my first girlfriend in the changing rooms after school. otherwise boring

>>101135763
>apologising on your PL when you're getting cancelled on the niji side people know you for
odd

>>101135778
In whale sperm?

it's fucking raining again and i'm not happy about it

>>101135759
I didn't have sex but I had fun times doing stupid shit with my friends and was chill with all my teachers.

>>101135549
They're too busy being coomers to care about bait

>>101135759
Mine was rather middling I don't remember it that much.

>>101135830
Calm down

>>101135821
nta, but niji probably removed her access to a lot of her accounts.

>>101135484

its always azehara or necro, theyre the only two open diaperfags that watch phase

>>101135851
i'm ANGERY

Hey guys look what I found.

>>101135878
*cums on you*

>>101135659
White women are overrated

>>101135889
who's?

>>101135889
Ew, put those in the washing machine dude

>>101135889
How did you break into Kiara's house?

>>101135889
I recognized these before seeing the filename.

>>101135759
We ran a wow guild between sophomores, juniors and seniors with 2 active hardcore raid teams and 10 or so Arena teams. Also had LAN parties playing wc3 customs, mobas, homm3 and other RTS with 50 or so people at a time

>>101135759
No, it was 4 years of everyone ignoring me or looking at me with disgust. I never made a single friend or acquaintance. I wanted to die everyday....

>>101135759
my home life overshadowed anything that happened at school

>>101135889
Why do none of the phase girls have panties as cute as mints?

>>101135759
I failed all my classes until I got expelled for an unrelelated reason and then had to finish up at a school for druggies and teenage moms
it was a good source of jack off material at least

>>101135896
*uncums your balls*

Lumi is wrong, Halo 2's difficulty is really fun once you embrace giving sniper rifles to all your marine allies.

What would happen if you cummed inside Lumi?

>>101136023
Xalabussy would ban you if he found out

man I am absolute CUM right now

>>101136006
how would you manage that?
sound me with a medicine dropper and inject my cum back down my urethra?

>>101135991
Jelly's panties are pretty cute

>>101135991
Anal access hole is NOT cute.

>>101136070
See the problem here is wemi should really not have them on.

Daily reminder that this happened

>>101135759
Not particularly "good" but I didn't get bullied or anything so that's better than it could have been

>>101136159
me adjusting the hue slider on a stock image

>>101135759
>first year: all my friends moved schools in the middle of the year, a girl asked me out but I fumbled it and got bullied for it
>second year: I tried to hang out with some people late in the year, but at the end they literally started running away from me
>third year: I finally made some friends and hung out with them often (they got me into anime), and then the year ended and they never talked to me again
I wouldn't enjoy the things I do today if not for those days but no, not really. Ah and the friends from the first year never tried to contact me again either.

Is Erina kill? she hasn't tweeted since she ate that unrefrigerated egg mayo wrap

>>101136292
>Is Erina kill?
Her? no. Her toilet? They'll need a new one.

Which phasers would do the best playthrough of Death Stranding 2?

Is she right /pcg/?

>>101136381
ember

>Kaede, Hanae, Mutsuki
Oh there's my submission. Nice

>>101136340
God it's lucky. Imagine Erina opening your mouth and just dumping full unregulated ass until your drown in her shit

>>101136382
hime is a bottom but clara isn't a switch, only tenma is in phase

>>101136382
all the evidence suggests yes

>>101135759
My highschool experience unironically made harem anime seem more realistic than my life.
>pretty ordinary life in the country
>transfer schools to the city
>tiny girl from a younger grade literally runs across the school yard and leaps into my arms on the first day
>her and her best friend have this weird dynamic where they're both competing for me
>their gay friend (like a 10/10 dude) makes it very clear he likes me and would break up with his boyfriend if I'm interested
>transfer schools again
>goth girl from a neighboring school flirts with me on the train every day before school
>goth girl is friends with two twins who both develop crushes on me
>I spend all of math class flirting with this like 4ft tall titty monster
>all science class flirting with these two girls from dance class
>transfer schools again
>this sporty blonde girl starts coming early to school to sit with me and brings food (I have to show up 2h early due to trains), she later convinces me to join the drama class with her
>girl with flawless midnight black skin starts flirting with me in art class
>whenever I try to sit by myself at lunch this old school girl who's obsessed with Elvis sits with me and we talk music/romantic fantasises
I impulsively flirt with anyone I meet in life to this day because that's how everyone interacted with me during my formative years. I got so burnt out on social interaction that even after all these years I barely go out and meet anyone beyond casual hookups. I do not miss highschool or any of the drama and social manoeuvring it required but fuck do I have some great memories and stories from it

>>101136431
i'm not reading that anon

Why do people call the quarans space jews when the batarians exist?

>>101136431
damn it must be nice being attractive. why are you here watching vtubers and shitposting

Rip Joe Rogan

>>101136416
What the fuck's wrong with you....

>>101136454
Volus are space jews, Quarians are space gypsies, and Batarians are space pajeets

>>101136431
>whenever I try to sit by myself at lunch this old school girl who's obsessed with Elvis sits with me and we talk music/romantic fantasises
Lilo is 6 years old you sick fuck

I want to watch flaygod annihilate lia's pussy on stream and that's okay!!

>>101135484
>now
New as fuck

>>101136504
Does this even qualify as false-flagging when it's so obvious?

why is every thread these days so fucking dead, jesus

>>101136604
conseason

>>101136604
I'm sleepy.

>>101136604
They've moved on. Vtubing is over.

>>101136463
I like my peace and quiet these days and I don't think I could handle a long term relationship well so I avoid it. I go to work, come home, play games, listen to music and shitpost online, if I feel the need for company I have a few ways to scratch that itch but no interest in anything serious

>>101136604
>All the talents out traveling
>Thread slow
It's a head scratcher

>>101136621
omg sleepy hi

can someone explain to me why lumi hates hates HATES liara so much...?

How did Lumi accidentally railroad herself into the Liara romance? I remember her telling Liara to fuck off with maximal prejudice at every opportunity from the start.

>>101136675
picked femshep

>>101136668
Liara is a textbook pickme whore. Her appeal is solely because you fall for the trick and want to bang her. Straight women like Lumi can't fall for the tricks, and hate her. The complaints Lumi has about Liara are the exact same as male players' complaints about nothingburgers like Kaiden. Take away the sex bait, and there's nothing left.

>>101136675
There is some formula iirc that if you are even slightly kind to her sometimes she keeps pursuing shep

>>101136621
then go to bed

>Should I have pumped and dumped Liara just as a trophy and to say I did it?
>...
>No. my hatred for Liara is eternal. I regret nothing.

>>101136604
Are you seriously asking this? The thread is utter dogshit, literally the only reason to be here is checking the thread for news and twitter reposts

a
aa
aaa

>one of the most popular romance options for men
>lumi hates her
really makes me think

>>101136604
this is normal for lumi hours

>>101136819
4chan has always been a Tali website

>>101135484
I save all of them and welcome more

rape
>>101136812
>>101136812
>>101136812

>>101136819
tbf I've watched vtubers play me1 and most don't like her altho lumi took it to a new level of screeching melties whenever shes on screen

>>101136819
>one of the most popular romance options for men
>one of a grand total of 2 options and the other one is ashley
>ashley is also dead

>>101132694
if you gonna do any more of these, at least post them in the AI thread, or even join us degenerate fucks over on /b/, we love diapers over there.

>>101135318
That's hot

>>101135789
Why does pippa hit the bottle so hard?

>>101137189
FAS and she's an alcoholic herself who thinks the only way to have fun is to get drunk