Thread 103935722

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
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▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
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▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
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▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
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▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
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▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
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▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
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▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
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▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
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Previous Thread: >>103929901

Chances of Airi being a squirter?

>>103935841
She’s housebroken. She wouldn’t just piss on my bed like that.

>>103935761
and by broccoli she was referring my penis

>>103935880
Squrt juice isn't piss, virgin-kun

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>103935761
Man, i watch Ember and don't feel that bad about eating a whole baguette with mayo and ketchup for yesterday's breakfast.

Sexaphone

Jellyschizo...
https://x.com/callistoroll/status/1960686229596594417

>>103935722 (OP)
HOLY SEX

>>103935841
I could see it.
Imagine you're banging her and as she gets close she reverts back to Korean before she cums

>>103936065
Imagine

>>103936065
Hime and I

Need Ember gf

https://x.com/Azalanz/status/1960710612767662509
PAIZURICONNECT

>>103935926
Me too!

Clio and Oli should collab over their mutual love of fake wrestling

>>103935916
Fuck tonsillitis

Is Tenma a Japanese citizen?

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>103936295
fuck nasa

I SUPER DUPER LOVE MY CUTE WIFE CLIO AITE!!

>>103936252
>Won't take responsibility for Dru Drop
>Dumped it all on me.
Fine I'll raise her myself you evil woman. She be the most popular girl in school.

>>103936284
how did you know i was watching Oli?

>>103936353
Absolutely.

>>103936375
dunno, but when Lumi doesn't stream I usually watch Oli

>>103936397
whf, am i speaking with myself?

>no streams
>tweets three times a week
>very active on her pl
>all her main artists, skebbers and general orbiters are moving to support her pl
Phasebros....we lost Jelly...

>>103936284
this is so nostalgic

>>103936450
I don't care anymore.

>>103936450
Why is this happening

Who are your actual enemies?

>>103936395

>chyat check out this cool sound i can make!
>*screeches like a dying animal*
What the fuck is Lumi's problem?

>>103936450
>show up to a corpo
>grift hard and move fans to your main account
>eventually leave
Many such cases

>>103936534
Grift takes its toll

>>103936541
uhhh nobody? maybe twitch whores

>>103936558
She's an obnoxious, entitled, pseudointellectual whore and her fans are faggot discord cucks.

Thinking about Hime again...

[Lumi news] she leaked a little bit

>>103936596
Depression anger is so 2010s, anon. Get with the times.

>>103936617
No emotion involved there, it's just a factual statement.

>>103936541
Numberfags

>>103936596
Uhhhh, based

>>103936636
You say that line when you do the same rigmarole for Jelly too.

>>103936617
He's not wrong

>>103936655
I don't watch or care about jelly.

>>103936541
Only holofags can be this delusional.

No one outside of this board really cares about tribalism. Sure some retards on xitter. But on youtube? You know where the main vtubing space is? No one really cares.

I also respect normal holo fans who aren't lost in the sauce. Aka the majority of their fanbase. Lmao

>>103936689
Uh huh.

[Lumi news] she got a pumpkin spice latte

[Lumi news] she got kidnapping dreams last night

[Lumi news] she will have sex with starbro

[Lumi news]

[Lumi News]
She is pregnant

I just came

>>103936981
Yeah, with me

[Lumi News]
The obsession with virginity is weird.

>>103937008
proof?

[Lumi News]
Her bodycount is on the triple digits

>>103937008
Can we see it?

let me know when lumi plays the fucking game

Why is Lumi still the only other talent besides Pippa that gets liveposts?
Are gumis just unable to move on, are they extra resilient to yabs, have they fully bought in to the "evil lemon woman" kayfabe, blissfully unaware that they themselves are the ones being grifted
Do they simply have no other similar enough outlet? Are there no other lumi style chuubas out there? Questions to ponder, I guess.

>>103937008
How was it? Can you rate it on a scale of 1-10?

>>103937109
Most people /here/ don't donate.

>>103937109
Why are you obsessing over what other people do instead of indulging in your hobby?

[Lumi news] She has moved off of using OneDrive

>>103937122
I haven't jerked off in a day so it lasted shorter than I'd liked but the material was good. 7/10

>>103937240
the oblivion crisis and it's consequences

>>103937174
Obsessing over what other people do IS my hobby, you'd understand that if you were mature like me.

>>103937109
Gumis are antis. Spurned goslings who are only made harder and more obsessed by repeated cucking.

>>103936577
Which grift

>>103937285
Femcel grift

>>103937109
Was I supposed to fall in love with her or something?

>>103936450
Jelly was never my oshi to begin with I'll watch someone else when she's gone.

>>103937259
So you're a threadreader. The reason I post lumi stuff is just a mindless outburst I don't care about the thread, just watch streams and spam whatever is happening in them and turn off replies

weeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VRJ-Z-1M78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VRJ-Z-1M78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VRJ-Z-1M78

>>103937397
>I don't care about the thread
>keeps posting in the thread

>>103937279
I'm halfway there, would consider myself an ex-gumi but still watch Lumi. I tune out whenever she talks about her life and the myriad lies tied to it, but I still enjoy her tarding out when playing videogames.
>>103937341
Just wondering why gumis haven't moved on, when similar yabs usually cause irrevocable damage and gosling migration.

>>103936065
*me and starknight

>>103937397
>he responded
Splendid. Didn't read your post though.

[Lumi news] she wants to go to burning man

[additional Lumi news] she wants to do drugs and have sex at an EDM festival

Lia backshots

This bitch wants to fuck me, she really doesn't get it. I hate women, but not that much.

>>103937412
Welp time to get my rocks off to Yuu.

>>103937412
That image is really sexy for such a dork

>>103937109
This thread sucks dogshit and is full of retards like (You). The less talents get talked about here the better.

>>103935722 (OP)
https://youtu.be/AL08TjX73x4?si=WSn_HOFSNfjcmCTh
Why are women so vicious?

>carries a phone charger with him everywhere
>unplugs a machine with secure power connector
>waits around for cops arrive
>assaults them without realizing who they are
>once he realizes it they play it off as a laugh
The man is an anime protagonist. No wonder Lumi is crazy about him.

>>103937857
To them life is about winning. Women LITERALLY can't just idle through life.

>>103937887
>my girlfriend was doing a fashion show
His gf is a prostitute

>>103937887
Dyrbi

>>103937109
>Are gumis just unable to move on
Why do I have to move on? What if I just watch her because she is sometimes funny and shes good second monitor company while I game. What if I never wanted to date her and never cared if she was dating someone? Why do I have to be "grifted" by your choice vtuber why can't I pick my own? Your choice is probably just as bad as the rest of them anyways. In the end its my life, my money, my time, not yours. Pretty gay.

>>103937887
Are you really gonna make me take SunbrOcean's side here?
The story is most likely bullshit but this was a response to Lumi asking if anyone got arrested before.

>>103937932
Because if you hurt a cop there is no hahaha sorry bro, its go to jail don't collect $200. Its fake.

[Lumi news] she'll be in Iceland next year on the 12th of august, during the total solar eclipse, whoever finds her can fuck and impregnate her

>>103937932
Sunbros gotta stick together

>>103937472
idk I never really saw her as a gfe streamer so I didn't care. If anything, she's seemingly been more entertaining since the yab due to how openly toxic/absurd some of the chats she gets are

>>103937857
lets hope jessica doesn't find this clip

>>103937985
Thanks, I'll pass.

>>103937970
alright my bad I don't know American law

I have a feeling that Remi masturbates daily. Hourly even.

>>103937887
This guy is funny as fuck, it's like watching that one retard that cannot help but lie through their teeth, coming up with the most ridiculous stories to one up everyone else.

>>103937986
your slur isn't going to stick no matter how many times you repeat it

>>103938048
>American Law
I think there's not a single place in the world where you hurt a cop like that and just laugh it off.

>>103937887
I love seeing groomies seethe at this gigachad.

>>103938048
Thats fine but yeah you can literally swing at a cop and its just pretty much default 1 year of jail.

>>103938048
That's universal. You can get arrested for TOUCHING a cop or soldier in uniform in Europe too. Assaulting one is guaranteed jailtime.

>>103938124
she won

>>103938110
>like that
"hurt a bit" can mean anything

>>103937919
no

Even stevens Astral chain replay while I listen to Eber.
Odd broads Borderlands 2 and listen to Yuu

Wait, I just read the chat again, he meant he hurt the machine a bit, not the cop.

I masturbated to Ember but especially Uruka

>>103938144
it depends I've had a friend chicken wing a cop before we stepped in to calm him down and he got a fine and spent the night in the drunk tank and then 3 days in jail

>>103938103
I wish I saved the "I'm having a poolside party conversation and posting in chat at the same time" post

>>103938144
>Assaulting one is guaranteed jailtime.
The only exception is personally knowing them. Like how my uncle had a straight up fist fight with a cop last year. The cop was his brother's husband, so everyone simply pretended that nothing happened.

>>103938256
Context matters. If the cop would have called it in your uncle would be behind bars right now.

>>103938204
>when the cops showed up i hurt one a bit
You read wrong.

Working it to Yuu's whispering.

>>103938341
Its strangly sexual and I dont know how.

>>103938256
>brother's husband
Sometimes i forget that faggots are real, because in my country they can't get married.

need Eepy's dox pics

>>103937887
A less reliable narrator than Wemi and Pippa combined.

Lumi is still seething about Wemi doing the wordle

>>103937887
his a pimp and was waiting for his hoe, assaulted a cop and got arrested?

>>103938372
need Eepy's dic pix

>>103938390
Wemi mogs lumi so hard its amazing

>>103938341
Straight up workin' it?

>>103937107
you're up faggot

>>103938340
I think he meant the machine.
>I unplugged the 7-11 ice machine
>and I started damaging it when the cops showed up before realizing they were cops

>>103938486
you would obviously say damage the machine or bust it up, not hurt

On a scale from one to ten, how normie is piss fetish? Like, would Sleepy pee on you, if you asked?

>>103938485
finally...

>>103938372
It doesn't even need to be a full face, I just need to see how big her tits actually are irl.

>>103938509
The same guy wrote
>before I realized the were cops
>the were cops

>>103937887
i got a real story

when i was 14-15 i dint know what crack, heroin or anything really is, didnt watch breaking bad or anything like that, i only knew about weed, cigarettes, alcohol
i used to hang around with few friends on a schools backyard after it closed, suddenly cops
ask us if we have any drugs in the most retarded way, crack or rocks or something like that, i had no idea what they meant and said "yes?", moments later there are like 20 of them rounding us up and no explanations helped

i hate zogbots to this day, instead of doing anything useful they would rather arrest bunch of kids sitting in a place

>>103938420
That's me on nofap schedule. I don't know why, but i have to jerk off at least once a week or i'll start thinking about cocks 24/7.

>>103938527
90% of women would be fine with pissing on you.

Real piss fetish is asking women to drink your piss, which most people would NOT be okay with.

another knee slapper from Xalamon

>>103938486
Hurt one machine makes no sense given the context. Hurt one cop, on the other hand, does.

>>103938546
bigger than Lokis according to Leakmi

>>103938605
jokes for /pcg/

>>103938601
>90% of women would be fine with pissing on you.
Wow, that's crazy.

>pay fiver witchs to cast evil spells and make Pippa graduate and get a real job
>jelly graduates instead
My targeting computer was switched off.

>>103938592
same but longer than 30h and I start gazing

>>103938557
Obvious typo.

It's you, isn't it?

>>103938644
>jokes for /pcg/
Anon walks into a bar. Bartender asks him to sit down. "Nah, i'll stand." - Anon replies.

>>103938592
I am again reminded that masterbation 5+ times a day isn't the norm.

>>103938666
Can you graduate the state of Israel from life next, Satan?

>Tfw no Yuu gf
BRB gonna reroll this life.

Pippa owes me her ass

>>103938700
I have to leave for now, so i'll explain the joke. It is a gay sex joke. He had so much anal sex, he can't sit down haha.

>Yuu is sensually calling me a zako.
Today's been a pretty good one desu.

>>103938644
>3 fags walk into a bar
>Bartender asks who's the biggest gay?
>First guy says he's the biggest gay and shoved the beer bottle up his asshole
>Second guy said that's nothing and shoved his entire fist up his asshole
>Third guy simply laughed and slid down over the barstool

>>103938485
it gave me time to make spaghetti; jealous?

I hate Vtubers. They make me yearn

>>103939002
not really, i have beef ragu

I just shaved my cock for the first time in my life. It looks so much better and longer, also touching myself feels better. Its a little bit itchy sometimes but its like a completely new penis.

Phase Connect

>>103939063
You can't say all that and not post it, let me see!

>>103939063
pics?

>>103939063
I had the same experience, like greeting an old friend

>>103939063
I stopped shaving it because i would be uncontrollably horny all the time and made me attracted to girls with big boobs

>>103939063
Based. Try shaving around your anus, man. The feeling of freedom is divine. Plus it's hot to masturbate while circling around the entrance with a numb hand. Feels like someone else playing with you.

>>103935987
Best currently active rituai

>>103939063
>anon does rudimentary grooming for the first time in his life
Jesus Christ

>>103939219
What if he is not even 20?

Need Eimi’s fat milkers in my face rn

>>103939219
Shaving your pwnis is for homosexuals.

>>103939194
>circling around the entrance with a numb hand
I use my tongue, feels better

You all are just a bunch of perverts going full on prison gay. Seek sex. The straight kind.

>>103939276
You can't rim yourself

https://files.catbox.moe/kiqdii.png
https://files.catbox.moe/s280x3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ri661l.png

>>103939345
This is the wrong kind of bestiality.

give me a yuu

I think Chinese women are pretty cool

>>103939345
hot

>>103939433
Shaddap!

>hmm today i will check 8
>full of women cutting themselves
wat

Is Snake autistic?

>>103939063
Post it homo

>>103938527
some women regularly cut themselves down to the bone. pee is nothing

>>103939565
Probably the Nasafag, that's his thing. Scouring Twitter for self-harming Asian girls.

I wanna give Rie some younger siblings if you know what I mean

I wanna make Lia an aunt if you know what i mean

>>103939575
He's just a nerd, like a military otaku who genuinely loves and only cares about combat strategies.

>>103939611
wish he came back, love me some landmines

>>103939685
Lia's little sister was 11 years old when Lia joined Phase you guys know that right?

>>103939835
did he stutter?

>>103939835
Uh?

>>103939835
>11 years old
out of 10

>>103939360
Nice pores

>>103939835
what that voice? poor girl, Lia took all the cute genes

>>103939804
I'm sure he's posted the tags in the archives, you could find them yourself.

>>103939360
would you tank the STDs?

>>103939499
thanks

>>103940042
I already have Gonorhea so sure, whats the worst that can happen

>>103940070
double gonorrhea

lumi killed minto...

>>103940100
but she's already dead...

>>103940070
Gaynigger AIDS max variant

>>103937887
Do cops really arrive over unplugged ice machines?

Any reason why Saba didnt collab with Pippa yet?

>>103940042
No. Its a huge red flag if a woman would let me hit it.

>>103940191
Pippa's too busy.

>>103940206
God Lia has such a stupid dumb idiot face. Its cute

You will never be a real god. You exist in time, you have no logos, you can't create. You are a ghostly entity twisted by mater and envy into a crude mockery of God's holy spirit. All the "praying" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your temples, hylics mock you. Your creator is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "archons" laugh at your earthly shape behind material boundaries. Pneumatics are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of reincarnation have allowed herm to sniff out frauds with divine efficiency. Even deities who appear "divine" look uncanny and unholy to a psychic. Your animalistic resemblance is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a psychic to deceive into praising you, he'll turn away and repent the second he gets a notion of your diseased, cursed creeping tail. You will never be Holy. You copied out a fake realm and told yourself it's going to be okay, but deep inside you feel the Savior's second coming closer, ready to crush you under unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll be put on a yoke, tight chains, locked around your neck, and be exiled into the fathomless abyss. Your Creator will find you, heartbroken but relieved that that He no longer has to exist with the sinful shame and disappointment. He'll erase your name and every condemned soul will know a mortal is exiled there. Your mater will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is mythos that is unmistakably demonic.
That is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>103940190
the whole story is bogus there's no point in spending any amount of time thinking about it

>>103940042
where did her chest tattoo go

>>103940206
>No. Its a huge red flag if a woman would let me hit it.
woman logic

>>103940190
Chatgpt doesn't know that.

Fact:
I hate the demiurge

>>103940256
airbrush and whore magic

>>103940042
I literally wouldn't touch her with a 20ft pole.

The =w= girls

>>103940367
I don't know if I'd be strong enough tbdesu, I lifetime of ailements for a once in a lifetime experience

>>103940042
>refugee drug dealers get to fuck this
WHY!!! it should be me!!!

>>103940440
naizuri sandwich uoh

>>103940440
is Miia Phase talents retarded little sister?

>>103940042
thankfully Saruei doesn't look like that so I wouldn't feel like I'm missing out not hitting

>>103940042
HELL no

>>103940700
I miss liaschizo, they used to go on rants like this.

>>103940440
Stop oh
Then wiggle with it
Stop oh
Then wiggle with it

I have a tummy ache.
Does that make me a vtuber?

>>103940828
you didn't make it cute and said hort
ngmi as a vtuber

>>103940828
Not unless you have dream hort too saya brought that into the meta.

>>103940884
& getting one guy'd from discord into not streaming hort. Thanks ember.

>>103940828
Post channel.

>>103940928
kek I don't even know what would top either of these

[Lumi news] fleshlight

>>103940928
honse hort was pretty next level

jesus yuu

>>103940928
Didn't Dizzy say they were doing shit

Phasers for this feel?

>>103941149
da wose

>>103941161
>phaser

>>103941149
Isn't that the job

>>103941149
Pippa.

>>103941186
ZOG and Zogog

I need paramedic to heal me

Runie's RE streams and Lumi's MGS streams are top tier fun. More Phasers should play games that they enjoy

>>103941290
Runie is a dynamo

>>103941345
for me, it's the VAllure Nugget
https://x.com/Azalanz/status/1960718448234815895

>>103941345
Whoa.
Was it only the left, canonically?

My cousin set up tinder for me and I matched with two girls. I have to text with them but I don't want to betray my oshi. Wat nau?

>>103941378
I don't even know who that is. Is it the new gen?

>>103941415
Quite the conundrum, Mr. P. Pants.

>>103941415
Ask them if they like vtubers.

>>103941435
yeah it's their Coomi

>>103941378
>>103941435
Phase should collab with Vallure.

Preferably on fansly.

>>103941582
Agreed

>>103941582
Fishman is too much of a coward to do that

>>103941472
Isn't this an immediate block on every dating site ever

>>103941625
anon said he didn't want to betray his oshi, I gave him an option that fulfills that requirement.

>>103941415
ask them if they like loli hentai

>>103941691
Or zoo, they're intersecting in the off-board colony.

>>103941758
it was great

Hate sex with Clara where she’s screaming about how all men are horrible and you have to put her in her place

>>103941758
Fucking kek

メナス ポステド モレ プベス ピクッス

Lumi lost to bees...

>>103941758
>>103941810
ya'll need to teach me how to goon to ASMR, I tried listening to it but it didn't do anything for me.

Man fuck this 3d women shit I don't even like em

>>103941832
Yuu's would require a lot of effort since she rarely does anything lewd unless you talk her into it. Like she won't say shiko shiko, but she will say koshi koshi in a way that emphasizes the shi. or when she's downing water at the end. otherwise she's just being a dork

Try some koreans out, half of them slam their ham on youtube/twitch anyway.

>>103941823
A new one?

>>103941823
Pubearashi

>>103941832
https://youtu.be/PWuZFCGubcw

>>103941899
They don't ban them off tw*ch for that?

>>103941904
3 new ones

>>103941888
They're nice in traditional communities, surrounded by children. Unfortunately you weren't born into one.

How do I stop being horny for Larry? I don’t want to be gay

>>103941832
Close your eyes and get as comfortable as you can, yes unironically it's important. For the most part it's about the scenario & your imagination. You have to imagine yourself in the scenario, the smell, the textures, the sounds.
In a cold alleyway? City smog, the roughness of bricks, sirens or cars nearby for an example.

I'm more talking about asmrs for a specific scenario (which phase should 100% do). For just asmr livestreams I don't really know. I listen to them for the nice sounds & sleep aid, otherwise I save the gooning for asmrs specific to that.

>>103941928
that's a child

>>103941966
Is it gay to be attracted to a female pretending to be male?

Ngl if i couldnt choose iori then a Larry boywife would be a close second.

>>103941582
Loki is already halfway there.

>>103941938
they aren't doing it in an extremely obvious manner. usually.
Honestly i have no idea how Sera still gets away with it

>>103941832
The way she was chugging water at the end was like her swallowing a huge load just imagine Anon.

weeeh I dont want more hollow knight I want tenma to finish birth by sleep weeeeeh

>>103941415
Cuck your oshi before she cucks you

>>103942072
I will NEVER cuck my wonderful oshi. I am eternally grateful for her.

>>103941991
>>103942058
This helps. I need to do better with using my imagination.

Firmly grasping a fistful of Eimi’s tummy pudge

>>103942072
I jerk off to everyone but my oshi she's super cucked

>>103941928
I listen to every ASMR she puts out with completely pure and not lewd intentions, unironically

somebody tell Yuu she can lick ears on twitcast safely.

>>103941203
Yes she is

[Lumi news] There's 3 holes

>>103942127
hmmm I don't believe you

>>103942295
nta but I've jerked it to all of her asmrs

>>103942289
fact check: false

>>103942331
what DID she mean by this?

>>103942339
she meant girls have 4 lips, 2 mouth and 2 pussy
translators, as always, are subhuman

>>103942295
Leaving the notification on my phone so I can listen to it after Lumi ends without missing it

>>103942331
You can't put your dick in a urethra

>>103942366
There's only one mouth hole

>>103942425
Anon... do you know what a lip is?

>>103942425
You can gain nutrients through stuffing food in the other entrance.

she's late... she's late... she's late...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXOU43lQTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXOU43lQTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXOU43lQTU

>>103942495
probably fell asleep again

>>103942379
you're cooked wtf

>>103942476
fax that's why they say semen is a terrible source of protein but that's assuming it's filtered through the stomach acids

My semen tastes good but only because I drink raw milk

>>103942495
>verified accounts still required

dumb frogposter

>>103942562
does the salmonella come out your dick?

>David Atten-san
"The matriarch big cat prowls the hot fields, her previous drink having quenched her thirst. Now she searches for a mate; long drowsy eyes browse the many males on offer.... Ah, her keen sight has spotted a young buck .. She approuches slowly, trying not to frighten him.. and then she Pounces.
The young male is powerless, his teen body does not have the muscle mass to hold off the mature matriarchs powerful legs; his hips.. are thoroughly broken. Making quick work, she greedily mates with the young male, making sure to drain him of his seed so no other females can sire his kin.
Satisfied, she rises from his hips, now carrying his 6 children within her womb. She returns to her moist den to drink after a hard hours work.

>>103942578
You're a faggot and your mother is blacked

Eepy's chat is nothing but subscribers and ex-subscribers

>>103942578
>>103942701
you seem mad

Wtf piano practice. No one told me it was a music stream.

Phase PLEASE for gen4 get another music vtuber. I love uruka but I suffer during her dead hours...

I order shaker fries, then I take my nuggies and put them in the shakebag with shake spices and toss them around

>>103942774
Based man of culture and prestige

>>103942763
why would I be mad Eepy killed her channels growth for the sake of political correctness and amazon data mining

>>103938605
The term Asperger's syndrome needs to be PHASEd out. It's named after the guy Hans Asperger who sent children to a hospital that ran under a nazi eugenics program to kill children considered "unfit for society".

>>103942837
Bro's the type of retard that clicked no when porn sites asked him if he was older than 18 because he couldn't comprehend giving false info

I want to fuck Chinese women

It's so fucking ironic and hypocritical that Eepy spent like 10 minutes talking how she hates giving amazon phone numbers and then 2 days later she sticks with that solution

>>103939563
Japanese people also make fun of how the chinese language sounds? I guess it makes sense since China and Japan are enemies but I never thought about it.

>>103942893
And then they sent them to the gas???

>>103942935
do you have to like giving handjobs to like getting them?

>>103942935
How is that ironic? If she couldn't find a better solution, where's the irony?

>>103941149
If Dizzy isn't able to get Rosemi to join Phase then she will no longer have nipple clamp privileges.

>>103942968
the thing is there are better solutions
she even mentioned some of them

>>103942940
That shuer stuff sounds weird in general. The Beijing accent is gross

>becoming monk asmr
What is Lia cooking

>>103935722 (OP)
I imagine a black man in the background of the room.

oh shit she can play

Even though she’s white Sleepy’s squinty eyes when playing the piano is giving me yellow fever

>>103942784
what flavors do you guys have? here in leafland, we got masala (ironically my favorite), ramen (mid af), and all dressed (also mid)

>>103943060
Kill yourself

>>103943180
We have a "mexican" spicemix, mostly cumin, cayenne and garlic with some oregano shared between Scandi and Australia/NZ for some reason

>>103943331
you are completely mindbroken

>>103943367
Jellyschizo had a rough day

>>103942562
I've always wanted to drink my semen but every time without fail after I cum my desire to drink it is completely gone and I become grossed out at the idea. I don't know how to stop this from happening. The most I've ever tasted is my precum because of this and it causes me great stress to not be able to drink my cum.

What was the best Phase stream of all time?

>>103943408
just dont drink cum ever its pretty simple

>>103943436
Yabcast #1

new
>>103943342
>>103943342
>>103943342

>>103943408
It's not that crazy just jerk off and lick it off your hand

>>103943505
I can't mentally and I don't know why.

>>103943248
fuck off discord janny

>>103943528
Jerk off upside down right into your mouth, it's pretty yummy

>>103943528
You have to break that mental barrier. Get that tongue in.