Thread 104351807

Qb’s surprise throne present Edition


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


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- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi is graduating

- Nina's is back to being a gold room slut. Shocking.

- recent Khubie mahjong clip https://youtu.be/s-jfZEji2Ws

- Khubie has a kudoboard for her birthday, leave her a nice message! https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UssEO47r

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... sanrenkou! A cursed local yaku (You) will never get.

Related threads
>>>/vt//pcg/
>>>/vt//fig/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//mayo/
>>>/vm//doko/
>>>/vg//mjg/

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>>104289947

>>104351807 (OP)
This picture seems...inaccurate around the chest area.

>>104351917
No it's real the photographer took the picture yesterday

>>104351807 (OP)
>(You) will never get.
Prove it

>>104351917
She got the implants on throne and ran to the plastic surgeon behind the pub for emergency surgery

waow 2 OPs in a row for the birthday girl

Goodnight everyone.

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFGzU5ELDnc

>>104353508
nini anon

gm

mornin

I still never forgave him for forgetting my birthday

>>104356082
who forgot your bd?

>>104356392
Me

Kiss mikos on the lips

I dreamed I had the ichihime thing and she was really nice to me while I was jonging, where the fuck do I buy it????

>>104356392
the better question is who is he and when was his bd?

>>104358237
don't let your dreams be dreams https://store.steampowered.com/app/3681430/Mahjong_Soul_Chibi_Ichihime_DLC/

>>104358290
>11 dollars
thank god for regional pricing

heeeyyyyyy jongkeks

>>104356082
I didn't forget your birthday... I was ashamed I the happy birthday drawing I had prepared sucked ass so I acted oblivious about it to avoid shaming myself...

there's a vivi on the shelf playing mahjong at twitch dot telly https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf

>>104358432
Heeyyy girlie

wow ichihime is cute and kinda thicc...

>>104358639
she groomed me into being her lil bro...

>>104358731
lil bro got groomed into being a lil bro skull emoji

I used to be a pankophile until I started to watch femboys...

dont die...

can't even die, literally 8419

I think /jong/ SUCKS

>I think /jong/ SUCKS
now as hard as you sucked last night O///////O

>>104361630
is that a spring

why are you guys trying to groom doragan into being a tranny

>you guys
you know exactly who posted it, don't blame it on the rest of the thread

>>104361630
>now as hard

But wouldn't (You) be happier as a woman? Don't you look at women and think gee these people seem like they're just happy all the time?

woman wont be happy when im near them
they will be scared
heeeyyyyyy womanses!

Khubie, don't make me be mean to you on your birthday.

>>104362026
Khubie isn't here because her government told her she's not allowed to 4chan anymore.

>>104362026
Khubie isn't here because she didn't sleep last night so she needs to power nap before stream

>>104361960
Id like to experience being a woman to have sex, but other than that no, i like being a guy

>>104362085
Khubie isn’t here because her government told to her power nap before stream.

Based and nap pilled government

>>104362996
Literal nanny state

The cutest kitty is anon’s kitty

>>104364392
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>104364433
Nyes. All kitties are cute

>>104361900
name and shame

Im no

Cats are disgusting creatures.

It's Khubie's birthday, everyone come celebrate!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>104367313
alright left a message time to go back to my ancient china documentaries

nvm

jj please teach qb how to bake...

Those are the hands that went -300 in league

No jonger could hope to match the self destructive power of those paws

I'm going to be sick

I have cooked worst things, and lets just say I have never wasted food

It's different when you're playing with it

Okay not going to lie I had to take my headphones out and lie in bed

>Khubie has never gotten a dick pic since she started vtubing
Grim. I can't believe we've let her down this hard for this long.

I don't like British women

>>104370609
Once my penis enhancement protocol is locked in I can fix that

huh? like actual baking (real, not 4chan, yummy)?

>>104371268
I think you'd have a stroke if you saw what she baked

>>104371268
>>104368084
check out her "baking"

>>104371299
Still not convinced that it's not cum

>>104371299
uh... rice pudding?

>>104371351
cake, with frosting...

>>104371351
strawberry cake

>>104371357
oh she didn't wait for it to cool and the frosting all melted

>>104371375
the frosting was made of corn flour and yogurt, opinion?

>>104371411
foids shouldn't be allowed near kitchens

Rate QB's birthday cake.

This is why I won't marry a white woman

>>104371851
is that a cookie on top of a rice cake on a paper towel? I thought I didn't give a fuck about my birthday but I still make a cake or some other dessert

I don't do anything for my birthday

>>104372653
same

Meow

cat's are cute creatures

>>104372653
Same. I've actually streamed on my birthday before and just never mentioned it.

>>104374897
true

i get drunk and jack off yall need to step your game up

https://files.catbox.moe/cqp5zf.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/8jf9vr.mp3
DJ JONGER IS BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR QB!

AI slop has ruined mahjong

https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23

i am mahjong if you hate qb

Evens pizza after work
Odds pizza tomorrow
0 Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening pizza at supper time

wish i was jongin rn

>>104375521
then jong bitch, damn

he's at work

>>104375521
this anon should meow into his mic

>>104372629
she did bake a cake but mistook it for an art and craft project

You gotta do the cooking by the book

>>104376246
baking sure but normal cooking should be vibe

the only book she should read is riichi book 2

>>104376246
>It's playing in my head now
I fucking hate you

>>104375740
>>104375843

I'm at work but I do not want to jong

>>104376293
YEAAH

>be stuck at a silksong boss for an hour
>decide to stream
>do it in 5 tries
is this the power of shame? should I stream jong to climb harder?

No

yes

nyo

Married woman time

impregnating married women

Work time

why is Nina back in jade, did her husband rank up off stream for her?

>>104377860
We like to let him play on her account while we make love and he's improved a lot recently.

Khubie is either a massive fucking tourist, or she's posting bait

>>104378351
why not both

>>104378351
Sir shes just retarded

>>104378351
what is she doing now

>>104379028
she has mastered baiting

>>104379028
hmm
>>104378437

>>104379028
this has to be bait

even i knew that...

>>104379238
jj...

evens get something from the icecream truck
odds don't
0 idk kms I guess

eatin a soft serve rn

wish anons were jongin' rn

>>104379238
japtain cunnysseur? twitter horny poster?

no. i just had a bad case of internet addiction. it's whatever.

>play jong
>day gets worse
hmmm nyoo

I'll make a koko when I get home, but it needs to fill within an hour coz I got a raid.

>>104379579
(like 4 hours away fwiw)

let's do a raid in rust

>>104380015
I only do offline two door raids for maximum value

I'm done with work

>Just saw someone ask Grok what an analog clock was on twitter
Yeah I'm done, nini

grok is this true

>>104380475
Theres no way a niggas that retarded. It has to be an ESL

Goodnight everyone.

Anyone here watch Megino? Her jong streams are really cute lately

I think I know what I'm streaming on fc2 next

>>104382063
>fc2
What the fuck is fc2 lmfao
0view

>>104382063
but what are you going to use for the thumbnail

https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei
male vtuber jonging

>>104382101
it's gonna be on the cynthia-7 channel

bird is jonging? I don't believe you

he is

>>104382155
>male
fuck off

さ

>>104382739
You don't speak japanese.

>>104382761
neither does your mom

>>104382778
really funny tourist

>>104382790
sorry anon didn't realise you were on your peroid

>>104382806
didn't realize you were a tourist that speak english only but still plays jong...

>>104382831
stop having a melty

>>104382831
>that speak english only

>>104382831
>that speak english only

>>104382855
>>104382848
>>104382867
You don't speak Japanese lol. Speak it. Go ahead.

>>104382874
草

>>104382874
黒人

>>104382888
>>104382894
Lmfao translator ass

>>104382874
手名は男性の穴が大好き

>>104383051
>手名

>>104383078
That’s right, I’m not going to jisho to look up手間、手ェ名、手名、テエメ、低迷 or any of that chink shit

>>104379579
>>104379673
i was asked to help with someones car so my koko is cancelled

>>104384186
That car? Mine

I singed up

/jong/...live!

why are you still up

i guess he's not

my cute bitch australian (lol) ex-husband (waging, not jongin', australia'ing)

our cute wholesome southern luckshittin' doragon (not jongin', maybe wagin', rum'ing)

I take it today is your day off jj?

no i just check the thread during my vape breaks

Majsoul Friends Room 16119(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16119

gonna crosspost as i will pass out before the two hours required to fill

>>104391640
started

>>104391269
what's wrong little nyagger? why the long face?

*pokes you and runs away*

*cums*

Was I supposed to study Japanese before playing mahjong? Am I a tourist?

>>104396481
I studied Japanese and mahjong at the same time and I'm bad at both and practice neither

>>104396481
I don't think you should be worried about being called a tourist by someone who didn't understand what the smug pankos meant

Truth Nuke: It doesn't matter what terminology you use. Whether you use the Japanese terms or the English terms, local yaku are terrible EXCEPT for MAYBE open riichi.

>>104396975
open riichi is by far the worst yaku ever devised

>>104396975
RAWN
NO POINTS HAND
ALL ENDS
MIXED TRIPLE SEQUENCE
HONEYMAN
open riichi is dogshit

>>104397064
you've lost your place as strongest FC2 streamer in the west, you're going to need a better thumbnail to beat the guy streaming heroes

>>104397269
TF is FC2?

>>104397269
I came home and both my computers rebooted so I lost the 300 hour janki stream

>>104397332
FarCry 2

>>104397332
I believe in your ability to figure it out from the context anon

Aru RAPE

>>104397332
That one site that hosts amateur uncensored JAV

is that you xapitan?

I am the Xaptain. I have left /jong/ to elope with the Filipino femboy who runs jj's account. None of you were invited to the wedding because I hate all of you.

>>104400412
I believe this. He left for /mjg/ and hates us.

I need to go back to America and join ICE

Xaptain has bad mentaru and takes it out on others

>>104402736
>9

>>104402736
This is my dick's length in inches.
>>104403691
This is my dick's girth in inches.

I am 6.5x4

sasuga sounds like sausage

>Nina playing TFT
actually grim

Crow was also playing TFT

odds of mahjong vtuber sex during these tft streams? whats the point of watching if theyre not going to make each other cum

>>104411294
who is this supposed to be?

tough day in jong

Goodnight everyone.

nighty nighty anon

Akarun btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN54m9k-az8

>>104413789
>>104413789
nini anons

>>104415362
>>104413448

sex crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKozdFjl57s

>>104417167
JJ should post a pic of her thighs in stockings at payment

Truth nuke.

Shadow wizard tenbou gang.

We love scoring tanyao.

I thought about trying that game but it looks way more fun with friends and I don't really have those anymore.

I tried to play it but it ran like ass on my PC so I assume it's just not destined for my CPU architecture I guess

>>104417244
Agreed. Femanons should be forced to take cute rem & ram cosplay pics togrther and post them for their citizenship

My intercooler still hasn't shipped

Hope you can find a way to CHILL out while you wait. Eh? Eh? Get it?

My car will remain in the garage, undriven

sex crow
https://x.com/oniku029029mm/status/1961083705562423744/

This thread is a jongless wasteland

I'm at work.

If I'm at work, and you're at work, who is at bread?

>>104427128
we need in person examination to confirm that crows ass is that fat

I may be at work, but I'm bready to go. Get it?

I'm at work
>lelouch-shitting.png

But are you also bready?

"Good" "morning".

It's 3PM

i hate sitting around waiting for my house inspection. Just give me an exact time you fucking dicks

No

>>104430710
They want to catch you naked and make a porno, DON’T FALL FOR IT ANON

>>104430986
It's done. They knocked on the door while I was taking a shit

Oh, it was one of those videos...

>>104431408
>latest gen wrx

I think Subarus SUCK I used to own one

Doragon I couldn't get Reds so I bought a pack of Golds and they suck, is it just me?

>>104431955
Golds are the old woman's choice of Marlboro and honestly their worst box, if you can deal with menthol should have gone with blue or black instead, if not just another brand at that point.

>>104431778
I have two WRXs. The VB is fun and cheap power, only downside is it's very pigfat

>>104431797
Subarus just seem like a poor persons car, hence i will never be associated with such a brand (i drive a kia)

>>104432313
Kias are based. I rented one from an airport to do a 5 hour drive to another city once. The thing was a pleasure to drive.

>>104432313
Mad 'cause wrenchlet

>driving a poor person's car
couldn't be me

Favorite car? Mercedes
Favorite music? Rap

>>104433350
I don't lile this post

rims? real big
pockets? real big

I slept in a Kia that I rented before I bought my rav4

>>104432013
I think the smoke shop was a little shit and only had Golds, otherwise I think I would have loved menthol although I think they're not common in Australia?

Not driving a gookbox

>>104434206
If they sell 24/7 reds buy them, they are like half the price and better imo

Evens cook the ground beef in my fridge
Odds get food after work
0 kms

pippa isnt cut out for my summer car

Tell Pippa she can come by my house and we can pull my engine out of my WRX that needs a refresh, I'll show her a real summer car (in winter)

pippa can live in my mould infested sedan

wish i was jongin rn

make a koko

>>104440281
I'm at work.

>>104440435
Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?

>>104439696
Yeah, mine

Nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFmv2Egkts

Majsoul Friends Room 26412(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26412

>>104441235
2/4

>>104441235
crossposting jong sucks

>>104441235
3/4

>>104441235
started

Sharted

I've been home from work but I'm kind of hungry

>>104441235
wj

>>104441235
wj!

Wj! I didn't even play

>>104441889
Why

>>104441910
he hates us

>>104441910
I don't have enough mobile data to download the game...

I'm at work

B-but...mahjong.

fuck mahjong, chinchilla is debuting a new model

Little gay boy decided to jong and refused to inform us: https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil

he actually hates us

anons are at work (my basement, tied up, real)

I'm at the touge

Could (You) sate jjs unholy sexual desires?

no, I can't even get it up

>>104444047
Is she into pegging?

Vita has such sexy hairy arms

>>104443694
Is it any good? I feel like this came up in conversation recently

>>104445622
What? Vita? He comes up every so often yeah

>>104443857
Who the fuck cares? He has a nasally voice and annoys me. Stop shilling yourself Basil

>>104445631
Chinchilla, a silly billy

>>104444116
I'm taking 5mg tadalafil rn just for you anon

what skin are you guys going to redeem? I can't decide if I want new years joseph or not

>>104446296
What's this about a skin redeem?

>>104446539
If enough people vote they're giving one the ability to buy any skin in the game (not collabs)

>>104446593
>(not collabs)

>>104446593
i haven't heard of this, where do you vote?

It's over

>>104448806
>>104448794
Why no megino art?

>>104448806
enjoy the three day

bake?