Thread 106460344

Alana the Frostfire Fox shitposter
+ discussion of Kirsche and Leaflit included

>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlana
>Clips
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlanaVtuberClips
>VODs
https://www.youtube.com/@smugalanavods
>Twitter
https://x.com/SmugAlana
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/smugalana
>Discord
https://discord.gg/smugalana

Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari/
https://www.twitch.tv/Leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

Kirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl/
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche

Previous: >>106401977

I will the korsche.

>>106460344 (OP)
Leaflit's birthday is on November 9th, TOMORROW!
If you'd like to contribute something to her birthday card, the only rules are no NSFW and nothing that can get possibly her banned

>>106460420
You will NOT the korsche.

>>106460467
I—I—I… I will not th—the korsche sama.

Kirsche sounding you with slime leaflit, her red orb thing passing like a reverse kidney stone

Also, reminder that this man is the biggest søyboy in the /smug/ cinematic universe.

>>106460563
If leaflit always used this model the gallons lost would be a genocide

Petition to rename this general /Kirsche & Leaflit with Alana general/

>>106460344 (OP)
Leaflit's birthday is on November 9th, TOMORROW!
If you'd like to contribute something to her birthday card, the only rules are no NSFW and nothing that can get possibly her banned

>>106460676
no

>>106460824
Can we at least remove Alana? Her reaction slop is extremely low effort.

>>106460887
>

>>106460887
Can we at least remove this anon? His bait slop is extremely low effort.

>>106460824
How about /grift/ grifter general?

alternating sniffing and licking firelana's sweaty pungent anus and frostlana's cool refreshing butthole

What about /rape/ general

>>106461320
You're posting in it

>>106461320
• You are here.

>>106460701
she doesn't plan a birthday stream or anything?

>>106461676
perhaps if she tangents long enough she can skip the birthday and stay the same age

>>106461676
that's a good question
she said something about a day off but that might be today or her birthday

>>106461924
I mean if anyone could do it leaf might be capable

>>106460439 jannies killed that poster

>>106462405
Shes taking tonight off and streaming on Sunday I'm pretty sure, thats her normal schedule anyway.

rape

Need silky smooth Leaflit slime pussy...

>>106465242
Would slime girls be warm of cold to the touch? Would they be room temperature? Do they thermal regulate like a warm or cold blooded animal?

>>106466666
I think she can control it to tease you.
Also based quints

>>106460824
Wait is that Kirsche irl? I knew she sounded fat

>>106466984
That's kirsche reacting to financial audit.

>>106461080
+1000 social credit

>>106467408
Damnit wrong one. Pretend that has a red bow with a yellow star

fat alana ham hands

>>106465242
Go buy a vat of Nickelodeon Gak to simulate the experience

>>106467548
Imagine her squeezing your hog with those meaty grippers.

>>106467548
F A T

>>106468579
Imagine the cushioning on my cheeks when she's kissing me

>>106468357
I always wondered how awful the Nickelodeon slime must have smelled

>>106466666
checked

>>106469769
I always wonder if Leaf can feel those bits dripping off her head

>>106468579
It's weird, because her legs look pretty skinny...

>>106469842
they probably slime back into her legs and reform her

>>106469901
Every time I see a vtuber do a hand cam "fat" Is always thrown into the mix. It feels like people here are so far removed from reality they don't understand what normal hands are supposed to look like

>>106469139
It was normal ok when fresh/newly bought. A little plasticky. But oh boy if you wanted to play with your Gak after a few months (even if it was properly stored in its container). The stench was awful and the thing wouldn't even droop anyways so I had to dispose of mine.

>>106470203
if the back of your hands are smooth when you spread out your fingers and you can't see knuckles / tendons / veins, you're fat

>>106470203
Stop the cap, Alana.

Ya know Leaflit could slime into your asshole right? You wouldn't want her messing around in your guts

>>106470326
I am fat and I can still see them.
Maybe I'm just skinny-fat.

>>106470203
To be fair I've seen some scarily skinny vtuber hands posted sometimes and even those get one or two "fat" comments, probably trolls but you never know. But it's no wonder these girls get trauma/issues about handcams.
I know a few that don't want to do handcam streams after bad comments. You gotta remember women live constantly in fear of their weight.

I dream of Shiina's skinny af hands delicately unboxing my own V card

>russian ancestry
>family have moved around to multiple countries
>well off
is alana's dad part of the russian mafia?

>>106470890
doesn't really follow

>>106470890
Probably middle management at some oligarch's conglomerate or KGB/FSB goon.

A long time ago in a video Alana said something like "Men are designed to shoot their batter" and I made me violently horny
I want to fill her womb with my baby batter

>>106471113
i want to drench alana's face in my cum

>>106470203
alana is a fat hog

>>106470499
If your slime gf isn't willing to give you a manual enema can she really say she loves you?

>>106471306
Alana is a wonderful young and fit lady

>>106471528
She's a slam piggy, anon. Oink oink.

>>106460344 (OP)
I found funny the fact you put Ice SmugAlana as a different persona to Fire SmugAlana

>>106460344 (OP)
Kitsunero:
https://www.twitch.tv/kitsunero
https://www.youtube.com/@Kitsunero

Rosiebellmoo:
https://www.twitch.tv/rosiebellmoo
https://www.youtube.com/@Rosiebellmoo

SquChan
https://www.twitch.tv/squchan
https://www.youtube.com/@SquChan

Berry Crepe:
https://twitch.tv/berrycrepe
https://youtube.com/@berrycrepe

Mintzey:
https://twitch.tv/mintzeymoon/
https://youtube.com/@mintzeymoon

Cypress:
https://twitch.tv/vtubercypress/
https://youtube.com/@vtubercypress

Amalgamyte
https://youtube.com/@amalgamyte
https://kick.com/amalgamyte

It's Streamaversary Day!
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uSto4QFuIU

>>106471962
foxu streamaversary!

>og kirsche model
Holy moly what a throwback

>>106471962
retromodel is neat
does anyone have her older png-tuber era pics?

>don't spend so much time on your computerbox anon, you will regret it when you get old
>missed out on ~7 years of best foxu
I only ever regret not getting into niche subcultures sooner.

>>106471306
>fat hand dimples

a rare side view of a rare kirsche model

neat hidden detail

Does Kirsche have smelly girlpits? will she let me shove my nose in there?

foxu spa time

>sweaty men grunting ASMR
oh no no no

>>106474075
I hope Kirsche brought some extra chair towels

>>106474157
she had more of a reaction to vintage kitchen furniture desu

we need hand fatness expert out there on stream and his expertise

oh no not the korsche pumpkins...

RIP korsche

STOP THE KORSCHE ABUSE

Kirsche nursing handjob

>>106475240
https://files.catbox.moe/mu2sbw.png

These pumpkin destruction videos are fun

>>106475314
I would suckle until I had a full tummy of milk

Holy shit imagine how her chair towel looks like right now

I don't really understand the logistics of "it shoud have been me".

>>106475560
she is on a bean chair right now

>>106475618
that thing must be sopping wet at this point

those were great
doubtful any one of them will read this but thank you to the honorable chatters who submitted something

what the heck dayo

foxu crying ;_;

>>106476184
Alana is SEETHING with jealousy

You can somehow just recognize Ren'Py by a single screenshot.

>>106460676
I still think /FOX/ would be good because Kirsche and Alana are foxes and they two biggest ones and it is an allusion to Fox News

>>106476347
there are more foxgirl vtubers than you can shake a stick at

>niggers constantly try to change /smug/
It's fine the way it is fuck off

>>106476184
Who even is that motherfucker? Does anyone have info on him?

>>106476455
/smeg/

>>106476347
Thread title is not an object of debate, I disagree

>ai slop art
I appreciate the thought that went into the game, but damn I wish I could draw. I'd have made the art for free

>>106477014
he can always make a director's cut edition with actual art in the future

kirsche ass bacon...

>>106477295
Such pinchable cheeks

>>106477327
yeah, her butt cheeks

>>106476481
I don't know but supporting foxu is based

>>106477619
Cute

>>106460539
alana’s head mod btw

going to the zoo with Leaflit but she can see over the wall into the penguin enclosure so you lift her up

>>106477619
Cheeriest Leaflit so far

Foxu is going to reach critical mass!

Kirsche is going to marry a Victorian staircase.

absolute cinema

when do they add all the sex scenes?

Asmonmold game link
https://ezvn.itch.io/chasingasmon

GAME IS UP
https://ezvn.itch.io/chasingasmon

>>106478897
What the fuck, it's not Ren'Py, it's Unity, I've been bamboozled!

ok, fun's over

NOOOOOOOOOO

From sweaty grunting dudes to asmond dating sim, I am in urgent need to ungay myself now.

it's over...

>Amy Schumer
>Feminist potato sack

is it just me or does Kirsche's model jitter a lot?

>>106479196
metokur Kirsche collab would be funny

>>106479249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMyiZfZksQY

>>106479249
I don't think Jim has it in him to do another one.

>>106460701
Quick question to everyone. When should the deadline be? Tonight or tomorrow sometime? Let's say the time for tomorrow would be at Kirsche/Alana's stream time
>>106477619
Super cute, thank you!

>>106477619
cute

oh fuck, they are showing Asmon the game

He's seen it

>>106479785
>>106479795

>>106479249
Jim would only collab if kirsche is talking about Ethan Ralph. I tuned out when every weatherman stream was about that guy.

alana needs a game too
except it's about trying to avoid getting raped

>>106479490
if she isn’t streaming tonight I think sometime tomorrow would be fine

>>106480730
You have to do QTE's to reverse and counter rape. Flipping the ojisan into the amazon position and pinning him with Alana's weight

>>106480730
Alana instant-loss rape

>>106479490
>>106480884
Agree with this, plus it gives people more time to finish up if they're still working on something.

What in the hell happened

>>106484692
heheh fish talk slow

Can someone post the close-up of Fire Alana's feet?

>>106485776
of course

>>106480730
there's a 2hu fangame being made that's something like that. you play as futa remilia and avoid getting raped by other 2hus who are all horny bitches wanting a dick. you run away from them, hide in different rooms, in closets and behind objects, trying to avoid them and have them go away. once they drain your whole health it's game over.

>>106486635
Thanks, anon

How many first faps do you think Alana has claimed?

>>106488038
probably a lot considering 90% of alana's chat is 12 year olds

>>106488124
More than the bat?

>>106489162
>There's a suspiciously high amount of Leaflit emotes in Amalgamyte's cgat

>>106489905
Amalgamyte raids Leaf like 2-3 times a week, so that's expected

>>106460701
I call it "Bold and Brash"

I get so angry and sad they won't be my girlfriends. They are totally unnattainable. I hate women.

>>106490779
Leaflit, Alana, Kirsche, all owe me sex

>>106491032
I want sex, but I want a girlfriend. I'm a loser and I hate myself, but I could be their supportive house boyfriend and take care of them while they work hard on stream.

I think we did a pretty decent job on the Leaflit bday card bros

>>106491831
yeah and we still have 12 hours until the deadline it seems like so hopefully we'll get even more submissions

>>106487487
health is stored in the balls

>>106480730
Should be a Alana themed minesweeper but the mines are video game icons and you loose if you click on one. Would be right on brand for this react slop bint.

>>106491124
>I'm a loser and I hate myself
Just be a valiant culture warrior that needs no woman like the rest of the incels. It's your calling anon.

>>106492093
but I do need a woman. I am not doing well.

>>106492464
But in all actuality talk to someone you trust. Not necessarily dramadump but simply tell someone about your struggles. A professional would be optimal but verbalizing your thoughts and feelings can help immensely regardless of the person on the receiving end. A woman won't fix your predicament, in the end you're the architect of your own fortune and self-improvement and self-actualization, not in the homoerotic /fit/izen or crypto/hussle bro type of way, can be pretty noble goals in and of themselves.
Otherwise convert to islam and try getting a new high score or something.

>>106492914
Basicslly if you hate yourself getting a woman ain't gonna fix shit. You gotta stop hating yourself before you can have room in your head and heart for anybody else.

>>106493326
Popular sentiment, but completely the opposite of the truth and of human nature.

>>106492914
I have no one. Therapy did not work the several times I did it. I think it's just a trendy thing for normies and in countries where you pay for it, a bit of a scam.

I am owed sex by vtubers.

No sex, no superchats.

>>106493990
I am owed rape by alana
I am doing the raping for the record

>>106494313
I want a soapy titwank from Kirsche. Or to be pegged.

>>106493990
You're better off attempting to become a corpo male VTuber and grooming and/or venereally coercing your coworkers, than trying to turn a parasocial relationship with VTubers into a sexual one.

>>106488038
>>106488124
Do you ever wonder how Alana feels of that prospect?
Hundreds, potentially thousands of prepubescent boys getting mindrotted by woman bad culture war content are also touching themselves to her model, her voice, and whatsoever their underdeveloped minds cooks up in their imaginations.

For some, they will experience their first erections and orgasms, but aren't old enough to ejaculate.
For others, their prostates which is homologous to the skene's gland, will have its first secretions to a Russo–American zoomer who's already an aunt IRL
The first batches of sperm from their still engorging testes will ever produced shall be splooged in vein to Alana

SmugAlana is quite literally collecting a kill count of billions of the freshest Gen A jizz that could possibly exist.

>>106494862
she doesn't care as long as she gets their money
or rather their parents' money

>>106495407
Wrong. She cares. She likes it. They all do. Parasocial ethots benefit from lonely horny men becoming attached to them, and masturbation helps that. All female vtubers are evil.

>>106495407
at some level of income it stops being about money

I should kill myself.

After like 11AM I get scared of leaving the house. Can only go out very early morning.

https://x.com/dr1dz/status/1986861404906004875
The sandal dandling on her toe... She really wanted me to have a stroke (both strokes) commissioning that !

Kirsche is built for ___

>>106498409
Hugs and heavy pettting

>>106498409
Human furniture fetish

Kirsche streams are boring. Her chat moves too fast. Zero chance to get parasocial really. Not for me thanks. Better to find smaller ones you can lovebomb and control with your donations.

>>106498409
burning coal like the steam boilers on board of an ocean liner

>>106497437
do it

>>106498409
mind fucking (you)

>>106498601
I said wantED, it's already done

bet kirsche is slobbering on a bbc right now
we cant compete bros
its over

>>106494862
Alana probably gets off to it. Being able to control impressionable cocks

>>106460701
Reminder that the deadline for submissions is in 4 HOURS. If you need a slight extension please say so
Also what's the best way to get the card to Leaflit? I noticed she doesn't have an art tag on Twitter

>>106486635
nice toes

>>106500496
I guess you'll have to go to discord and poke mods there

Alana had a black boyfriend

>>106501320
>had

>>106501320
>race traitor

>>106501320
Where'd she say that? I need BBC NTR fodder hnnng

>>106501320
>>106501546
These guys suck each others dick

BlackedAlana

You know its true

>>106501873
She's accepting of troons so it's not far fetched to assume that she consorts with whoremongers, prostitutes and pavement apes too.

>>106502061
Absolutely brainbroken

>>106502101
Absolutely coping

>>106500612
I'm not in her Discord
Is there anyone here who could do help with that?

>Dog whistling right wing politics and anti feminist pro male stuff
>While also going GLARKGLARKGLARK on your black boyfriends dick every night
More common than you think bros

>>106502487
>your black boyfriends dick
why do you have a black boyfriend, anon

>>106502578
The absolute projection, they are ashamed of their own practices so they try to redirect the current towards random women

>>106502361
from her twitch
https://discord.com/invite/3Nf74Gctur

>>106502487
Even the most hardened white supremacists can't withstand the siren call of brown qt3.14s. What made you think that women of all creatures could exercise any form of restraint.

>>106502361
>>106502706
then post it in #leaflit-art-and-fanart

>>106500496
How about twitter DMs? Also:
https://www.angelssword.com/contact/leaflit
https://www.angelssword.com/contact/angelssword

Is leaflit gonna stream early today or around her normal time?

>>106500496
>>106502361
looks like you could also post here
padlet com/Iamcrazy4444/leaflit-birthday-2025-zwakgc2ei05ft1vu

Leaflit should replace her chair with my face

>>106502932
dude no
she farts a lot
shed fart all over your face all day

>>106502992
oh no anything but that

>>106502839
I'd say this one is the most likely to get it seen

>>106503047
Getting your face farted on will give you pink eye

>>106503372
worth it

Man I used to like kitsu cause she had a backbone back then. Now she behaves like rosie even a slight bit of pushback she just deletes the tweet. I want pre-rosie kitsunero back.

why does kirsche only like black guys? cant she see its at odds with her politics?

>>106497437
Dangling sandals from toes is very underrated. Good work.

>>106460701
I haven't drawn anything in months and originally wasn't going to make something, but I decided to stop being a baby and just draw

>>106503390
leaflit, kirsche, and alana all NEED to fart directly on my face

>>106503915
is this a slime cake?

>>106504125
>Alana
A little wet.
>Kirsche
Massive long and loud rips.
>Leaflit
Little toots.

>>106504176
Yeah, I thought it would be cute

>>106503915
>4chan birthday party hat
Nice touch

>>106460701
Put this post in there.
Happy birthday, Leaflit.

It's over...

>>106505084
NO

>>106505084
I can't believe the cartel got back at her for reporting those mexican door dashers to ICE...

>>106505084
Razor would've listened if she had continued for just one more day, surely