>>5907771
why is this nigga fuckin burning everything

>>5907777
why the fuck would you shred cheese slices if you're going to go through the effort of shredding cheese

>>5907769 (OP)
goddamn cardo

>>5907772
why does he have to do these stupid tricks when the popcorn is falling on the ground? the popcorn is not even fresh, it is just lying there on the counter the whole day. this is so stupid. I have autism btw

>>5907776
How's it fresh when it's in the middle of the desert? Only reason it could be fresh is if they caught it from lake mead/Colorado river, is there some other body of water I'm unaware of here right next to las vegas?

>>5907784
hes a man, men burn their food to a crisp

>>5908054
>they serve the fish fresh
might mean they cook it to order? but it'd be possible to fly in fresh catch every day. expensive but possible.

>>5908054
if the fish was frozen onboard, it's as fresh as it can be
>>5908039
I know it's deliberate, but her smirk is about as insufferable as it can be, well done

>>5908041
The tricks are to shake up the popcorn to ensure that each piece gets some of that butter-flavored oil he is dispensing onto it. He is making a show of it because he is a bored wagie being recorded.
Popcorn is there a couple hours tops before they need to pop more; while sitting in there it is kept warm by a heating element. Fresh enough, not that you really tell under all the oil and salt anyway.

>>5908041
He's having fun

>>5907771
>squeeze with a brick
>get sand in your food
Boooo

>>5907782
All that fake ass japanese imitation "oooooaaaaahhhhhhh" and then right at the end shaniqua going "dayuuuum"

>>5907769 (OP)
are they gay?

>>5907782
oh my fucking god i despise the WHOAAAAA UWOOOOOOO shit i would fucking bludgeon these brainlets

>>5908039
the pain in the face of the piglet always make chuckle

>>5908536
>piglet
I mean niglet

>>5908537
It's okay, anon, I knew what you meant.

>>5907782
God damn did they take this off the lobsters outside Raya Lucaria?

>>5908054
On top of what the others said, Vegas supply lines are unbelievably optimized. With the quality and prices of the food here, you wouldn't think it was the middle of the desert.

>>5907777
whenever videos like these have jump cuts or any cuts during eating something it's because they spit it out.

>>5907782
lobster claw meat is tasteless rubber.

>>5908041
the popcorn chad.

anyone got that webm where the guy keeps fucking up pouring tea out of his glass kettle?

dunno how to describe it but at the end, he tries pouring the tea with the lid on the kettle and the lid falls off and destroys his mug or something.

>>5907777
what is it with retards not removing all the fat off their bacon?
that shit is nasty.
I dare you to eat a piece of just fat and tell me its good, nevermind not being good for you.
fucking disgusting "cooks"

>>5908469
No, they are just roomates :)

>>5908618
Sounds to me like you would prefer turkey bacon anon. Maybe give it a try.

>>5908041
>NOOO THE WAGIE MUST BE MISERABLE AND CRYING NOO

>>5907771
Somehow even gayer than the OP

>>5908054
IT'S FRESH FROZEN, CHEF!

>>5907769 (OP)
Genuinely confused if that is a women or a man.

>>5908618
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

>>5908041
Popcorn is inexpensive as fuck, by making that show he boosts sales and exposure and the net gain easily surpases the costs of a few popcorns falling into the ground.

>>5908629
no.
>>5908820
yeah no shit, just because poor eurofags slather it in spices doesn't mean it tastes good or is good for you.

>>5908469
they are black

>>5908469
Yeah, they look happy.

>>5908618
>what is it with retards not removing all the fat off their bacon?
No additional oil needed for cooking
>I dare you to eat a piece of just fat and tell me its good,
The majority of taste in meat comes from fat.
>nevermind not being good for you.
Only in comparison with carbs.

>>5907771
>The wet squishy mouth sound
STOP FUCKING HANG TH(IS FAGGOT KILL THEM ALL THROW THEM INTO FUCKING VOLCANOS

>>5908802
You are genuinely homosexual

>>5907769 (OP)
Oh hey it's been a whole three minutes since I saw these fucking weirdos.

>>5908547
You gotta try a fresh one, not frozen.

>>5908871
kek
hand in hand
we all know it's true

>>5907776
Holy shit that oil is so fucking dirty.

>>5908871
>>5909176
>t. jelly af

thems two zesty bucks just itchin' to get broke by massa

top tier /ck/ gadgits

>>5908041
Because hes cooler than you

>>5908469
Nah nah but he IS extremely zesty, and also fruity, and perhaps a bit tangy even

>>5907769 (OP)
Zesty!

>>5907784
braindead ameritards about to tell you how this is a perfect sear

>>5909754
the guy making the burger is australian

>>5909120
Water pooled on the top of the lid spilled in the oil as he took the lid off. He should have put the lid back on.

>>5909970
I think it was just extremely overheated. You can see it billowing smoke before he takes the lid off which means it was probably heated to the flash point already. It just didn't catch on fire because the lid was preventing enough oxygen for it to happen but then it did once he took it off. Water will make oil pop and splatter a lot but not suddenly ignite like that.

>>5907780
How much is 52 grams per 8 ounces? Fucking nigger

>>5907782
Lobster that size is nearly inedible, it tastes like piss.

>>5908618
Nice of you to announce that you're a fucking moron idiot dingus faggot NIGGER
EVEN PAULA DEAN SAYS IT:
FAT MEANS FLAVOR

>>5907771
The gold rush was 200 years ago, dumbass. You dont have to eat all the grease.

>>5910106
Not as good as red meat.

>>5910108
The heat of the piss cooks the lobster.

>>5908357
LMAO

>>5908618
fat is the bestest part

>>5907776
>disgusting oil from god knows how many weeks... months of frying
>fucking fried spam. fried. spam.
>so much wasted batter

that fish and chip shop should be banned for desecration of perfectly fine ingredients, absolutely shameful display

>>5907769 (OP)
That black twink in the back is doing things to me....

>>5908039
>food doesn't taste like anything unless I salt the fuck out of it

>>5908041
It gives him purpose. Let him have his fun.

Also, the idiots customers don't seem to mind half of the popcorn they paid for on the floor just to gawk at his silly antics

>>5907769 (OP)
Bros how can I get a sassy faggot boywife like that?

>>5907776
>Newspaper wrapper

Fucking millennials

>>5909409
>"soi bot my power is waneing"
>WRRRRRR RNNNNNNN NREEEE bzzzzt
>*gulp gulp gulp*
>"thank you soi bot"

>>5910268
They accumulate ammonia in their tissues. I wouldn't even consider eating a lobster over 2 1/2 pounds. Anything larger than that is illegal where I used to lobster, and mostly just decorative if you find a dead one.
The ideal lobster meal is two 1 1/4 lb lobsters, drawn butter, corn on the cob, roll and a slaw of some kind.

>>5910649
Yeah, well... the fat adds flavor and keeps your skillet good and greasy BUT you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain. Dont get me started on that Deen idiot. She uses sticks of butter like a sane person uses a dash of salt.

>>5910711
fish and chips was traditionally served in newspaper, so this is just harmless authentic larp

>>5910979
>you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain
no, i don't think i want to.

>>5907773
looks overcooked

>>5910979
>BUT you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain
1. Not my problem
B. You can use it to cook something else
III. You are a faggot

>>5907776
That looks like absolute garbage fish and chips

>>5908618
>>5908846
>>5910979
bacon fat fucked this guy's mom

>>5910649
>Baconed
nigga that's ham.
different cut

>>5907769 (OP)
CARDO!

>>5911912
cardo! your bussy is ready *clack clack clack*

>>5911939
Is it giving what it needs to give?

>>5911943
mhmm
someone is getting paid in upside down tonight

>>5911912
these two seem like really good friends

>>5909022
We're spoiled by Reviewbrah's immaculate table manners.

>>5908618
nigga why the fuck would you eat bacon if you don't like fat?
what else do you do, remove the yolk from eggs?

>>5907772
If I bought popcorn from that guy I would watch his entire performance while cheering him on as I pump my fist in the air. Then after he was done I'd high five him and yell "Fuckin' LIVIN' IT, my man!" so he'd get all happy and the cute Asian girl behind me in line would go "What an encouraging and nice cool guy that I'd like to have sex with."

>>5907777
I hate this gross chink.
>No asshole spread move for once.
Shocking

>>5907784
Honest answer it's how his parents cooked and that influenced his tastes/cooking.
.t had to learn to not overcook the ever loving shit out of everything like my parents.

>>5907844
This fag spends time "putting together" this stupid look.

>>5907769 (OP)
The masculine one grosses me out more than the fem thanks to his disgusting table manners.

>>5907784
you're not really supposed to cook directly on coals, it's way too hot. that's why most grills have the cooking surface elevated a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

>>5911912
>>5907769 (OP)

let me guess they have an OF

>>5907771
mmm, charcoal. my favorite.

>>5911912
>>5907769 (OP)
The twink in the back is doing things to me. I need to leave this thread....and call my priest.

>>5908140
God dammit
I lost

>>5909120
This looks so fucking gay it pisses me off

>>5907777
>>5907779
>>5907780
>wearing poser gloves to prepare basic dishes
Dude probably swallows

>>5912421
He is doing things to all of us...

>>5907774
I can't tell if he's an actual white collar or just unemployed with a gimmick

>>5911912
Poor twink not eating so he could get fucked silly in the evening

Thailand

>>5912606
fuck off faggot, speak for yourself

>>5908039
Salt overuse is actually a pandemic in africa, apparently Maggi cubes hit the market in recent years and now they overuse it leading to health issues

>>5911912
disgusting

>>5912989
you have to be more specific

>>5913019
the food coloring in the chicken, rfk needs to get rid of that

>>5912931
nah hes right

>>5907777
I think this cooking editing style has somewhat peaked and I find it kind of annoying now

diseased thread

>>5910673
>>5912938
You should hear foodies talk about fine dining. According to them all the top restaurants salt the shit out of the food so the niggers are on to something.

>>5907769 (OP)
>>5911912
if it wasn't for that stupid nail clacking these videos wouldn't even bother me

>>5913019
everything

>>5908618
bro what?

>>5913083
don't make me turn this car around

>>5913580

>>5913580
>>5913582
>vocal stim
apart from the late breaking insertion of inane buzzword faggotry, that was not bad
t. actual autist, not a modern autist

>>5913582
>Fresh garlic at the beginning
Seems too long for me. Also man that meat must be overcooked by now.

>>5913580
>>5913582
this is just chili

>>5913647
Not if you vocal stim the whole time, were you paying attention?

Burger

>>5913649
I know I'm just old but editing is now to the point where it cuts before I finish processing the information, it creates a very unpleasant effect. I thought editing was bad before.

>>5910709
Just go out and find a buck to break ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not particularly hard to do as this is the black mans natural state, he just needs reminding

>>5913791
Looks pretty good, let me unhinge my jaw real quick.

>>5912606
No.
>>5912938
Populations with notorious mineral issues leading to pica having access to bullion cubes? What could possibly go wrong?

>>5913831
what the fuck is "gooda"? do americans really?

>>5913834
of course it's a brown hand

>>5913843
>what are regional accents

>>5913849
uh-huh. what region?

>>5913861
Uhhhpstate new york?

Can one of you fags post that webm of some guy putting more sauce on the spaghetti?
Can't contribute cause my IP is blacklisted for some reason

>>5912919
>$38 for a box of durian
Did I miss something here? Isn't that ridiculously expensive for a box of fruit?

>>5907777
Checked
Also why not make potato skins with real potatoes and cheese rather than Mcslop and slices garbage. I get the novelty but I'd never do it for anything other than clicks.

>>5913905
this one?

>>5910113
read it again retard.

>>5912094
weak shit/10

>>5914089
Holy shit I've been looking for months, thanks anon wish you good luck in life

>>5913182
those fucking nails
HOLY FUCK

>>5913649
>>5913655
so how many fucking asians and other assorted mystery meat things were human trafficked into Australia? 2 million? 3?

>>5907769 (OP)
Nigger faggot

>>5913649
female influencers should be fucking culled

>>5913843
Does living this way make you happy?

>>5908140
>NOOO BUTTER!

>>5908039
Do blacks have no tastebuds? To my native German tastebuds even bottled water tastes different. Maybe white people really are superior.

>>5914175
>To my native German tastebuds even bottled water tastes different.
That's because, like Eichendorff said, you haven't spoiled your taste on the sweet italian wine. Basically they could still taste just as accurately as whites but they overindulged themselves and now got to season extremely heavily.

>>5913692
You have to eat ALL the eggs

>>5913692
Are you >>>/soc/34086644 perchance?

>>5914089
Thats probably actually really good. I love putting a lot of Parmesan/grana pedano on my pasta. Granted iv never put this much but id at least try it

>>5913811
Africans have been using Maggi since like the 50s

>>5913692
Still looking for the source to make a cut with audio

>>5913791
Looks breddy gud until the sauces.

>>5914212
KSJK-017

>>5914299
Thanks, anon. I'll report back with the new webm as soon as I get to it.

>>5908315
that exta iron, though

>>5908469
Doubt it.

>>5912198
Eh?

>>5911460
Retard British people always think there's some kind of trick to it, or that there even is a quality level to be had here.
It's fucking fried fish, you idiot. There is very little that can be done about how good it tastes beyond using fresh ingredients. It is such an uncomplicated dish that there is practically no way to fuck it up, but there's also no way to really do it any better.

>>5914061
>all fruit is the same

retard

>>5914497
Not British, and you are a fucking idiot if you don't think their are differences in how to make battered fish, for starters the fucking batter recipe you retard, if it made no difference then chinks wouldn't constantly make worse fish and chips than Greeks do

>>5914497
>ummmmmm fried fish is so simple you can't fuck it up
Then why is there so much shit fish and chips around like this burnt Vegas garbage?

>>5913811
Can anyone post the one where she says Shit!

>>5914089
Start doing this

>>5913846
Who else would work in fast food besides teenagers retard?

>>5910946
Yes we've all seen the meme faggot

>>5912605
good morning sir

>>5914089
The slop!

>>5914838

>>5914089
hey, man! nice hairdo! how's it called?

>>5915030
imagine her stroke game

>>5908687
This lol

>>5912816
its a tough job but somebodys gotta do it

this one makes me lol every time

>>5915682
oh my god...

Yes, yes, we get it. You're white and I'm brown.
I don't need to be reminded every 5 minutes...

>>5915757
U vill eat ze japslop

>>5915030
didnt anyone teach this slant eye not to play with your food
what was the point of any of that shit even

>>5913830
the fact she so obviously didnt take a bite made me laugh

>>5907769 (OP)

>>5915682
I fucking loathe wogs so much it's unreal.

>>5915893
What's the point of sauces that hot. Just why.

>>5915915
Are you going to cry? Please don't cry, anon, it's going to be alright.

>>5915925
You're supposed to use a couple drops in whatever you're cooking. Like a big bowl of chilli or some shit, then claim you used some crazy hot sauce.

>>5914183
That's not entirely true, at least not for all palates. I cook some ungodly hot chilis and BBQ but can always taste far more of what's in the food than people around me. And yes, water from different sources and regions tastes very different.

>>5914175
Tastebuds of a medieval peasant more like. Your ancestors literally fought wars over spices.

>>5913831
I eat too much cheese. It's not healthy and I'm making an active (if unsuccessful) attempt to cut down. With that said, that's a nauseating amount of cheese.

>>5913647
it is nothing at all like chili.

>>5913830
dishwashers can't get hot enough to cook food.

>>5913830
soulless bitch

>>5907772
Absolutely perfect

>>5914610
>all fruit is the same
Not what I typed, faggot
What is it with retards on this site misinterpreting questions/statements?

>>5916106
fuck you

>>5915946
>Roman food
>puts a chili pepper in there

Heh

>>5916273
The point he was making is that with fruits being different, some fruits are more prized and therefore expensive

>>5911912
>is it givin what it needs to give
Kill all niggers tomorrow

>>5913811
Could someone explain what is going on here?

>>5910649
>holiday apetizer
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

>>5913811
>chinese people think this is hard

>>5913580
>>5913582
>MUH AUTISM
>reddit buzzwords
>its just chili
yer fuck you manchild

>>5913649
>new south wales
most annoying accent on earth

>>5913831
>gudaa
ITS GAUWDAH YOU FAKKIN CRETINS

>>5916492
Would pound her while she makes goofy pillow talk.
>slide your penor in my vagina....ehehe

>>5915682
jesus christ

>>5915893
>thats the hottest sauce out there?
gets me every fucking time lol

>>5916106
almost 100% sure this thing is a primary school teacher

>>5913811
Is this the woman equivalent of those retarded slobs making some nasty concoction while they smoke?
>girl in back lip smacks to signal she wants one
Only time I have ever thought lip smacking was cute.

>>5916505
yer

>>5916510
no this is the equivalent to 2AM chili and women finding it hot. chinese men are very very low T

>>5916522
that chicken is RAW

>>5913811
shes making a fucking mess

>>5913831
this guy doesnt usually talk like this and it shows, he doesn't have confiance in what hes saying

>>5916529
what do you mean? its JUICY

>>5915946
>I cook some ungodly hot chilis and BBQ
Not connected to what I said

>>5916522
>2AM chili
What?

>>5916549
cringe redditor called "cooking comically" just type in 2am chili on the GOOGLE

>>5916481
Traditional Chinese tea ceremony, the key part is to spill as much water as possible everywhere

>>5916481
search up tea pets

>>5916182
>>5916247
Oh, it's the latest in mom-trend su vide cooking.
>vomits in food poisoning
>>5916435
You know the Romans would have gone head over heels crazy for chili peppers.

>>5916546
So what blows out people's taste buds?

>>5912919
song sauce tho?

>>5916492
the sanpaku eyes

>>5916773

>>5916777

>>5916779

>>5915876
if I remember right it is some kind of thing in China where you wash the dishes with hot tea because they don't wash the dishes well enough for customers

>>5916492
>is it in yet anon? hehe x3

>>5907774
Guy has an awful voice.

qqqq>>5907782
i dont give a shit because i dont ear these bugs but arent these big fuckers the best breaders and you shouldnt kill them to maintain population sizes?
>>5909120
i somehow new this faggot was going to cause a fire from the second the video started

>>5916492
Trailer park phenotype

>>5914425
He (you?) spends time to look like a giant fag. Is this hard to understand?

>>5916106
What is that blank stare away from the camera that awkward people do when they're trying to be le quirky funny? Seems especially prevalent among women.

>>5915030
"Shit" girl is ridiculously cute. I would put up with listening to chink if it was her. The professional is fuckable too...give me either one.

>>5916557
No. Unlike you I have never and will never use reddit.

>>5908140
>Silent Hill: Screamin Kitchen Edition

>>5909409
This is how Destiny opens his Onions bottles when his bull isn't around to open it for him.

>>5916508
I wonder how many people got sick from his chili

>>5916917
I figured he pretends it is a cock and sucks the cap off.

>>5916963
Fuckin brutal, kek!.

>>5916874
>(you?)
That's UFC #3 ranked lightweight fighter Arman Tsarukyan

>>5916961
I wonder how many people DIED from his cooking. he almost did himself in. had a stroke.

>>5916497
LOL that filename.

>>5916722
It's a remix of a part in Idol by Yasobi pretty sure

>>5915893
>white people when they ask for low spiciness at a restaurant

>>5917184

>>5907777
i dont get why you would pay a 1500% mark-up for 4 macca's hashbrowns when you can get a 2kg bag of identical ones from the store for the same price.

>>5917183
I hate how happy they are. The jealousy is eating me alive.

>>5917230
>you can get a 2kg bag of identical ones from the store for the same price
Proof next thread, right?

>>5917041
And? He looks like a fag and makes disgusting food eating videos shoving food past his soi beard.

>>5914089
Why did they give them all that parmessian cheese if not to use it all?

>>5917280
you like penises in your bum

>>5917303
Ironic insult as you're the one getting butthurt over someone insulting your boyfriend.

>>5917328
ironic insult as you're the one taking penis in your bum and mouth

>>5917280
Lol, get off the keyboard and go lift some weights, faggot. You need it.

>>5907772
If that got him liberated from the popcorn mines, more power to him.

>>5908039
>NOOOO I LITERALLY CAN'T EAT ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S COVERED IN MSG
Why are niggers like this, are their tastebuds really that dull?

>>5917184
You eat cow shit. Sit this one out.

>>5913831
>This mac and cheese will fuck you up
Yeah it'll send you straight to the fucking hospital, why are americans like this

>>5917183
How does he cook with nails that big on both hands?

>>5916763
she can kill me, I'd rather die by a pretty girl than by cancer or some shit, just make me them tacos

>>5917406
The irony of a turd-worlder saying this lol

>>5907769 (OP)
Oh nice, another one of these.
I will be honest, I would actually like looking at the food in these vids if it wasn't for the way that zesty ass nigger is eating it.
I like that kind of food. Fortunately for me there are enough fat white southern boomers that do cooking shows on jewtube I can watch instead. They may be unable to remove jew scrotum from their mouths but at least they know how to cook.

>>5917381
I will not make this because he looks jewish

>>5917183
disgusting

>>5917469
He's of balkan descent

>>5917183
we're at a point where women are so shit that twinks are mogging them

>>5913831
this encapsulates "American excess," the idea that "more" is simply better. forget flavor, balance, appearance, nutrition: just keep dumping more slop until it's a nebulous stew of fat and calories, so that it "fucks you up." the act of gorging and feeling like you're about to explode replaces all the joys of good food, like taking 6 shots of various liquors back-to-back rather than enjoying a fine wine or beer. quantity and size over quality, every single time.

>>5916435
And the earnest question I was asking was "What exactly about durian makes it so special that they can charge $38 a box?"
But instead of answering an earnest question, he decided to be a pretentious dickhead about it, like everyone else seems to be on every cooking thread
...BTW, I'm still waiting for someone to answer that earnest question. I swear, this place is the fucking worst.

>>5917333
Lmfao this insecure projection. I'm actually starting to think you really are that soibeard little fag.

>>5917185
lmao

>>5917246
yeah good for them

>>5908469
KEK

>>5915682
Not bad but the sauce drippings don't change on the table

>>5908140
My paralysis demon used prepare me a mean omelet in the morning, i miss him.

>>5917361
So true, king. Show 'em how it's really done with your enlightened tastebuds.

>>5917772
I don't get it. Does that city make mayonnaise or something?

>>5917772
Fuck, I was high last night and this webm made me go watch the Mega64 Christmascast. IYKYK.

>>5914299
I need to find a subbed version to figure out what the story with the eggs
>>5914212
Make sure you include the bowl of eggs at 53:49 its exactly like the drawing that anon made

>>5913692
Couldn't be bothered transcoding it to make the file small enough but here is the egg scene including the bowl of eggs
https://files.catbox.moe/33fff4.mp4

>>5907769 (OP)
BEHOLD
The apotheosis of Man's innovations
The civilised Man, resplendant in his ease and wealth

>>5914175
>>5914183
there are significant racial and sexual differences in our sense of taste

a common sentiment i see here is that niggers must have shit tastebuds because they need to overseason everything, but it's actually the opposite. they overseason their food because it turns it into an orgasmic experience. see: image

there is a compound called 6-n-propylthiouracil which is extremely bitter to africans but most europeans cannot even taste it, or find it to be very mild in bitterness
likely this is due to niggers evolving in the figurative garden of eden where fruit grows on trees year round and massive herds of docile herbivores roam the savanna just begging to be slaughtered, whereas Europeans had to develop and refine agriculture and subsist on bitter vegetables and grain for a large portion of the year to survive the harsh climate of Europe

as always, the answer to "why do black people do xyz", is that we evolved separately for 100,000 years and interbred with different hominids and now we are different species

>>5914164
IT ALSO WAS NOT RELLY BUTTER

>>5917499
lol imagine getting this trigger over mac and cheese.

>>5918281
imagine having so little to say that you think making an observation is being triggered

>>5917183
chicken jawkehhh

>>5907769 (OP)
those nails are ugly

>>5914101
Australia is a chink colony unfortunately.

>>5914296
Yeah sauces are like spices, it's a way for poor people to mask poor quality ingredients.

>>5916137
What do you mean cheese isn't healthy? It's just milk with less sugar, it's perfectly healthy. Good fat and good protein.

>>5918241
Ah yes, making a child cry in panic for an Instagram video.
Brown person behavior.

>>5918506
Fake nails are always ugly, but blacks are ugly to begin with so they try all the artifice they can (fake hair, fake lashes, fake nails, fake brand handbag, etc.)

>>5918633
Lol what are you crying for?

>>5918633
You might even call this one a fake out. Get it? Haha, just kidding I mean no disrespect.

>>5918625
>sauces are like spices
That's a great observation.
I've been focusing on sauces this year. I generally like things drenched but find myself just doing a single pass across the plate like some snotty chef, just to keep it properly toned down. Mostly working my bechamel-derived sauces, next time I catch some trout I'm going to make a fish stock velute.

>>5914061
weird growing season
hard to open fruit
nobody grows it cause it smells like ass (tastes ok)

>>5917717
hes still there you just can move your head, dummy

>>5907838
they're different cheeses

>>5911101
Yeah but what about the food?