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Anonymous No.5907769 >>5908012 >>5908469 >>5908802 >>5909105 >>5909748 >>5910669 >>5910709 >>5911912 >>5912201 >>5912277 >>5912421 >>5913124 >>5914104 >>5915893 >>5917468 >>5918212 >>5918506
/ck/
Anonymous No.5907771 >>5907784 >>5908315 >>5908687 >>5909022 >>5910250 >>5912330
Anonymous No.5907772 >>5908041 >>5912130 >>5916255 >>5917338
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Anonymous No.5907774 >>5912813 >>5916823
Anonymous No.5907776 >>5908054 >>5909189 >>5910667 >>5910711 >>5911460
Anonymous No.5907777 >>5907838 >>5908546 >>5908618 >>5912194 >>5912605 >>5913085 >>5914067 >>5917230
Anonymous No.5907779 >>5912605
Anonymous No.5907780 >>5910106 >>5912605
Anonymous No.5907781
Anonymous No.5907782 >>5908357 >>5908472 >>5908544 >>5908547 >>5910108 >>5916838
Anonymous No.5907784 >>5908065 >>5909754 >>5912196 >>5912218
>>5907771
why is this nigga fuckin burning everything
Anonymous No.5907838 >>5919519
>>5907777
why the fuck would you shred cheese slices if you're going to go through the effort of shredding cheese
Anonymous No.5907844 >>5912198
Anonymous No.5908012
>>5907769 (OP)
goddamn cardo
Anonymous No.5908039 >>5908174 >>5908536 >>5910673 >>5912938 >>5914175 >>5917361
Anonymous No.5908041 >>5908193 >>5908280 >>5908548 >>5908651 >>5908834 >>5909412 >>5910708
>>5907772
why does he have to do these stupid tricks when the popcorn is falling on the ground? the popcorn is not even fresh, it is just lying there on the counter the whole day. this is so stupid. I have autism btw
Anonymous No.5908054 >>5908134 >>5908174 >>5908545 >>5908704
>>5907776
How's it fresh when it's in the middle of the desert? Only reason it could be fresh is if they caught it from lake mead/Colorado river, is there some other body of water I'm unaware of here right next to las vegas?
Anonymous No.5908065
>>5907784
hes a man, men burn their food to a crisp
Anonymous No.5908134
>>5908054
>they serve the fish fresh
might mean they cook it to order? but it'd be possible to fly in fresh catch every day. expensive but possible.
Anonymous No.5908140 >>5912595 >>5914164 >>5916913 >>5917717
Anonymous No.5908174
>>5908054
if the fish was frozen onboard, it's as fresh as it can be
>>5908039
I know it's deliberate, but her smirk is about as insufferable as it can be, well done
Anonymous No.5908193
>>5908041
The tricks are to shake up the popcorn to ensure that each piece gets some of that butter-flavored oil he is dispensing onto it. He is making a show of it because he is a bored wagie being recorded.
Popcorn is there a couple hours tops before they need to pop more; while sitting in there it is kept warm by a heating element. Fresh enough, not that you really tell under all the oil and salt anyway.
Anonymous No.5908280
>>5908041
He's having fun
Anonymous No.5908315 >>5914403
>>5907771
>squeeze with a brick
>get sand in your food
Boooo
Anonymous No.5908357 >>5910635
>>5907782
All that fake ass japanese imitation "oooooaaaaahhhhhhh" and then right at the end shaniqua going "dayuuuum"
Anonymous No.5908469 >>5908627 >>5908871 >>5908944 >>5909720 >>5914413 >>5917700
>>5907769 (OP)
are they gay?
Anonymous No.5908472
>>5907782
oh my fucking god i despise the WHOAAAAA UWOOOOOOO shit i would fucking bludgeon these brainlets
Anonymous No.5908536 >>5908537
>>5908039
the pain in the face of the piglet always make chuckle
Anonymous No.5908537 >>5908543
>>5908536
>piglet
I mean niglet
Anonymous No.5908543
>>5908537
It's okay, anon, I knew what you meant.
Anonymous No.5908544
>>5907782
God damn did they take this off the lobsters outside Raya Lucaria?
Anonymous No.5908545
>>5908054
On top of what the others said, Vegas supply lines are unbelievably optimized. With the quality and prices of the food here, you wouldn't think it was the middle of the desert.
Anonymous No.5908546
>>5907777
whenever videos like these have jump cuts or any cuts during eating something it's because they spit it out.
Anonymous No.5908547 >>5909120
>>5907782
lobster claw meat is tasteless rubber.
Anonymous No.5908548
>>5908041
the popcorn chad.
Anonymous No.5908606
anyone got that webm where the guy keeps fucking up pouring tea out of his glass kettle?

dunno how to describe it but at the end, he tries pouring the tea with the lid on the kettle and the lid falls off and destroys his mug or something.
Anonymous No.5908618 >>5908629 >>5908820 >>5908996 >>5910113 >>5910649 >>5911574 >>5912094 >>5913282
>>5907777
what is it with retards not removing all the fat off their bacon?
that shit is nasty.
I dare you to eat a piece of just fat and tell me its good, nevermind not being good for you.
fucking disgusting "cooks"
Anonymous No.5908627
>>5908469
No, they are just roomates :)
Anonymous No.5908629 >>5908846
>>5908618
Sounds to me like you would prefer turkey bacon anon. Maybe give it a try.
Anonymous No.5908651
>>5908041
>NOOO THE WAGIE MUST BE MISERABLE AND CRYING NOO
Anonymous No.5908687 >>5915648
>>5907771
Somehow even gayer than the OP
Anonymous No.5908704
>>5908054
IT'S FRESH FROZEN, CHEF!
Anonymous No.5908802 >>5909086
>>5907769 (OP)
Genuinely confused if that is a women or a man.
Anonymous No.5908820 >>5908846
>>5908618
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)
Anonymous No.5908834
>>5908041
Popcorn is inexpensive as fuck, by making that show he boosts sales and exposure and the net gain easily surpases the costs of a few popcorns falling into the ground.
Anonymous No.5908846 >>5911574
>>5908629
no.
>>5908820
yeah no shit, just because poor eurofags slather it in spices doesn't mean it tastes good or is good for you.
Anonymous No.5908871 >>5909176 >>5909210
>>5908469
they are black
Anonymous No.5908944
>>5908469
Yeah, they look happy.
Anonymous No.5908996
>>5908618
>what is it with retards not removing all the fat off their bacon?
No additional oil needed for cooking
>I dare you to eat a piece of just fat and tell me its good,
The majority of taste in meat comes from fat.
>nevermind not being good for you.
Only in comparison with carbs.
Anonymous No.5909022 >>5912083
>>5907771
>The wet squishy mouth sound
STOP FUCKING HANG TH(IS FAGGOT KILL THEM ALL THROW THEM INTO FUCKING VOLCANOS
Anonymous No.5909086
>>5908802
You are genuinely homosexual
Anonymous No.5909105
>>5907769 (OP)
Oh hey it's been a whole three minutes since I saw these fucking weirdos.
Anonymous No.5909120 >>5909970 >>5912603 >>5916838
>>5908547
You gotta try a fresh one, not frozen.
Anonymous No.5909176 >>5909210
>>5908871
kek
hand in hand
we all know it's true
Anonymous No.5909189
>>5907776
Holy shit that oil is so fucking dirty.
Anonymous No.5909210
>>5908871
>>5909176
>t. jelly af
Anonymous No.5909349
thems two zesty bucks just itchin' to get broke by massa
Anonymous No.5909409 >>5910946 >>5916917
top tier /ck/ gadgits
Anonymous No.5909412
>>5908041
Because hes cooler than you
Anonymous No.5909720
>>5908469
Nah nah but he IS extremely zesty, and also fruity, and perhaps a bit tangy even
Anonymous No.5909748
>>5907769 (OP)
Zesty!
Anonymous No.5909754 >>5909888
>>5907784
braindead ameritards about to tell you how this is a perfect sear
Anonymous No.5909888
>>5909754
the guy making the burger is australian
Anonymous No.5909970 >>5909983
>>5909120
Water pooled on the top of the lid spilled in the oil as he took the lid off. He should have put the lid back on.
Anonymous No.5909983
>>5909970
I think it was just extremely overheated. You can see it billowing smoke before he takes the lid off which means it was probably heated to the flash point already. It just didn't catch on fire because the lid was preventing enough oxygen for it to happen but then it did once he took it off. Water will make oil pop and splatter a lot but not suddenly ignite like that.
Anonymous No.5910106 >>5910257
>>5907780
How much is 52 grams per 8 ounces? Fucking nigger
Anonymous No.5910108 >>5910268
>>5907782
Lobster that size is nearly inedible, it tastes like piss.
Anonymous No.5910113 >>5914093
>>5908618
Nice of you to announce that you're a fucking moron idiot dingus faggot NIGGER
EVEN PAULA DEAN SAYS IT:
FAT MEANS FLAVOR
Anonymous No.5910250
>>5907771
The gold rush was 200 years ago, dumbass. You dont have to eat all the grease.
Anonymous No.5910257
>>5910106
Not as good as red meat.
Anonymous No.5910268 >>5910970
>>5910108
The heat of the piss cooks the lobster.
Anonymous No.5910635
>>5908357
LMAO
Anonymous No.5910649 >>5910979 >>5911587 >>5916492
>>5908618
fat is the bestest part
Anonymous No.5910667
>>5907776
>disgusting oil from god knows how many weeks... months of frying
>fucking fried spam. fried. spam.
>so much wasted batter

that fish and chip shop should be banned for desecration of perfectly fine ingredients, absolutely shameful display
Anonymous No.5910669
>>5907769 (OP)
That black twink in the back is doing things to me....
Anonymous No.5910673 >>5913122
>>5908039
>food doesn't taste like anything unless I salt the fuck out of it
Anonymous No.5910708
>>5908041
It gives him purpose. Let him have his fun.

Also, the idiots customers don't seem to mind half of the popcorn they paid for on the floor just to gawk at his silly antics
Anonymous No.5910709 >>5913672
>>5907769 (OP)
Bros how can I get a sassy faggot boywife like that?
Anonymous No.5910711 >>5911065
>>5907776
>Newspaper wrapper

Fucking millennials
Anonymous No.5910946 >>5914936
>>5909409
>"soi bot my power is waneing"
>WRRRRRR RNNNNNNN NREEEE bzzzzt
>*gulp gulp gulp*
>"thank you soi bot"
Anonymous No.5910970
>>5910268
They accumulate ammonia in their tissues. I wouldn't even consider eating a lobster over 2 1/2 pounds. Anything larger than that is illegal where I used to lobster, and mostly just decorative if you find a dead one.
The ideal lobster meal is two 1 1/4 lb lobsters, drawn butter, corn on the cob, roll and a slaw of some kind.
Anonymous No.5910979 >>5911067 >>5911168 >>5911574
>>5910649
Yeah, well... the fat adds flavor and keeps your skillet good and greasy BUT you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain. Dont get me started on that Deen idiot. She uses sticks of butter like a sane person uses a dash of salt.
Anonymous No.5911065
>>5910711
fish and chips was traditionally served in newspaper, so this is just harmless authentic larp
Anonymous No.5911067
>>5910979
>you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain
no, i don't think i want to.
Anonymous No.5911101 >>5920531
>>5907773
looks overcooked
Anonymous No.5911127
Anonymous No.5911168
>>5910979
>BUT you really want to melt that stuff and pour most of it down the landlords drain
1. Not my problem
B. You can use it to cook something else
III. You are a faggot
Anonymous No.5911460 >>5914497
>>5907776
That looks like absolute garbage fish and chips
Anonymous No.5911574
>>5908618
>>5908846
>>5910979
bacon fat fucked this guy's mom
Anonymous No.5911587
>>5910649
>Baconed
nigga that's ham.
different cut
Anonymous No.5911912 >>5911939 >>5912060 >>5912277 >>5912421 >>5912816 >>5912989 >>5913124 >>5916452
>>5907769 (OP)
CARDO!
Anonymous No.5911939 >>5911943
>>5911912
cardo! your bussy is ready *clack clack clack*
Anonymous No.5911943 >>5911945
>>5911939
Is it giving what it needs to give?
Anonymous No.5911945
>>5911943
mhmm
someone is getting paid in upside down tonight
Anonymous No.5912060
>>5911912
these two seem like really good friends
Anonymous No.5912083
>>5909022
We're spoiled by Reviewbrah's immaculate table manners.
Anonymous No.5912094 >>5914094
>>5908618
nigga why the fuck would you eat bacon if you don't like fat?
what else do you do, remove the yolk from eggs?
Anonymous No.5912130
>>5907772
If I bought popcorn from that guy I would watch his entire performance while cheering him on as I pump my fist in the air. Then after he was done I'd high five him and yell "Fuckin' LIVIN' IT, my man!" so he'd get all happy and the cute Asian girl behind me in line would go "What an encouraging and nice cool guy that I'd like to have sex with."
Anonymous No.5912194
>>5907777
I hate this gross chink.
>No asshole spread move for once.
Shocking
Anonymous No.5912196
>>5907784
Honest answer it's how his parents cooked and that influenced his tastes/cooking.
.t had to learn to not overcook the ever loving shit out of everything like my parents.
Anonymous No.5912198 >>5914425
>>5907844
This fag spends time "putting together" this stupid look.
Anonymous No.5912201
>>5907769 (OP)
The masculine one grosses me out more than the fem thanks to his disgusting table manners.
Anonymous No.5912218
>>5907784
you're not really supposed to cook directly on coals, it's way too hot. that's why most grills have the cooking surface elevated a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0
Anonymous No.5912277
>>5911912
>>5907769 (OP)

let me guess they have an OF
Anonymous No.5912330
>>5907771
mmm, charcoal. my favorite.
Anonymous No.5912421 >>5912606
>>5911912
>>5907769 (OP)
The twink in the back is doing things to me. I need to leave this thread....and call my priest.
Anonymous No.5912595
>>5908140
God dammit
I lost
Anonymous No.5912603
>>5909120
This looks so fucking gay it pisses me off
Anonymous No.5912605 >>5914947
>>5907777
>>5907779
>>5907780
>wearing poser gloves to prepare basic dishes
Dude probably swallows
Anonymous No.5912606 >>5912931 >>5913811
>>5912421
He is doing things to all of us...
Anonymous No.5912813
>>5907774
I can't tell if he's an actual white collar or just unemployed with a gimmick
Anonymous No.5912816 >>5915673
>>5911912
Poor twink not eating so he could get fucked silly in the evening
Anonymous No.5912919 >>5914061 >>5916722
Thailand
Anonymous No.5912931 >>5913083
>>5912606
fuck off faggot, speak for yourself
Anonymous No.5912938 >>5913122 >>5913811
>>5908039
Salt overuse is actually a pandemic in africa, apparently Maggi cubes hit the market in recent years and now they overuse it leading to health issues
Anonymous No.5912989 >>5913019
>>5911912
disgusting
Anonymous No.5913019 >>5913038 >>5913269
>>5912989
you have to be more specific
Anonymous No.5913038
>>5913019
the food coloring in the chicken, rfk needs to get rid of that
Anonymous No.5913083 >>5913552
>>5912931
nah hes right
Anonymous No.5913085
>>5907777
I think this cooking editing style has somewhat peaked and I find it kind of annoying now
Anonymous No.5913117
diseased thread
Anonymous No.5913122
>>5910673
>>5912938
You should hear foodies talk about fine dining. According to them all the top restaurants salt the shit out of the food so the niggers are on to something.
Anonymous No.5913124
>>5907769 (OP)
>>5911912
if it wasn't for that stupid nail clacking these videos wouldn't even bother me
Anonymous No.5913182 >>5914099
Anonymous No.5913269
>>5913019
everything
Anonymous No.5913282
>>5908618
bro what?
Anonymous No.5913552
>>5913083
don't make me turn this car around
Anonymous No.5913580 >>5913582 >>5913593 >>5913647 >>5916497
Anonymous No.5913582 >>5913593 >>5913624 >>5913647 >>5916497
>>5913580
Anonymous No.5913593
>>5913580
>>5913582
>vocal stim
apart from the late breaking insertion of inane buzzword faggotry, that was not bad
t. actual autist, not a modern autist
Anonymous No.5913624
>>5913582
>Fresh garlic at the beginning
Seems too long for me. Also man that meat must be overcooked by now.
Anonymous No.5913647 >>5913648 >>5916180
>>5913580
>>5913582
this is just chili
Anonymous No.5913648
>>5913647
Not if you vocal stim the whole time, were you paying attention?
Anonymous No.5913649 >>5913655 >>5914101 >>5914139 >>5916498
Burger
Anonymous No.5913655 >>5914101
>>5913649
I know I'm just old but editing is now to the point where it cuts before I finish processing the information, it creates a very unpleasant effect. I thought editing was bad before.
Anonymous No.5913672
>>5910709
Just go out and find a buck to break ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not particularly hard to do as this is the black mans natural state, he just needs reminding
Anonymous No.5913692 >>5914196 >>5914202 >>5914212 >>5918190
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Anonymous No.5913794
>>5913791
Looks pretty good, let me unhinge my jaw real quick.
Anonymous No.5913811 >>5914211 >>5914838 >>5916481 >>5916493 >>5916510 >>5916530
>>5912606
No.
>>5912938
Populations with notorious mineral issues leading to pica having access to bullion cubes? What could possibly go wrong?
Anonymous No.5913830 >>5915881 >>5916182 >>5916247
Anonymous No.5913831 >>5913843 >>5916137 >>5916499 >>5916531 >>5917406 >>5917499
Anonymous No.5913834 >>5913846
Anonymous No.5913843 >>5913849 >>5914144
>>5913831
what the fuck is "gooda"? do americans really?
Anonymous No.5913846 >>5914873
>>5913834
of course it's a brown hand
Anonymous No.5913849 >>5913861
>>5913843
>what are regional accents
Anonymous No.5913861 >>5913886
>>5913849
uh-huh. what region?
Anonymous No.5913886
>>5913861
Uhhhpstate new york?
Anonymous No.5913905 >>5914089
Can one of you fags post that webm of some guy putting more sauce on the spaghetti?
Can't contribute cause my IP is blacklisted for some reason
Anonymous No.5914061 >>5914610 >>5919118
>>5912919
>$38 for a box of durian
Did I miss something here? Isn't that ridiculously expensive for a box of fruit?
Anonymous No.5914067
>>5907777
Checked
Also why not make potato skins with real potatoes and cheese rather than Mcslop and slices garbage. I get the novelty but I'd never do it for anything other than clicks.
Anonymous No.5914089 >>5914098 >>5914207 >>5914844 >>5914953 >>5915033 >>5917297
>>5913905
this one?
Anonymous No.5914093
>>5910113
read it again retard.
Anonymous No.5914094
>>5912094
weak shit/10
Anonymous No.5914098
>>5914089
Holy shit I've been looking for months, thanks anon wish you good luck in life
Anonymous No.5914099
>>5913182
those fucking nails
HOLY FUCK
Anonymous No.5914101 >>5918623
>>5913649
>>5913655
so how many fucking asians and other assorted mystery meat things were human trafficked into Australia? 2 million? 3?
Anonymous No.5914104
>>5907769 (OP)
Nigger faggot
Anonymous No.5914139
>>5913649
female influencers should be fucking culled
Anonymous No.5914144
>>5913843
Does living this way make you happy?
Anonymous No.5914164 >>5918249
>>5908140
>NOOO BUTTER!
Anonymous No.5914175 >>5914183 >>5915971 >>5918216
>>5908039
Do blacks have no tastebuds? To my native German tastebuds even bottled water tastes different. Maybe white people really are superior.
Anonymous No.5914183 >>5915946 >>5918216
>>5914175
>To my native German tastebuds even bottled water tastes different.
That's because, like Eichendorff said, you haven't spoiled your taste on the sweet italian wine. Basically they could still taste just as accurately as whites but they overindulged themselves and now got to season extremely heavily.
Anonymous No.5914196
>>5913692
You have to eat ALL the eggs
Anonymous No.5914202
>>5913692
Are you >>>/soc/34086644 perchance?
Anonymous No.5914207
>>5914089
Thats probably actually really good. I love putting a lot of Parmesan/grana pedano on my pasta. Granted iv never put this much but id at least try it
Anonymous No.5914211
>>5913811
Africans have been using Maggi since like the 50s
Anonymous No.5914212 >>5914299 >>5918183
>>5913692
Still looking for the source to make a cut with audio
Anonymous No.5914296 >>5918625
>>5913791
Looks breddy gud until the sauces.
Anonymous No.5914299 >>5914321 >>5918183
>>5914212
KSJK-017
Anonymous No.5914321
>>5914299
Thanks, anon. I'll report back with the new webm as soon as I get to it.
Anonymous No.5914403
>>5908315
that exta iron, though
Anonymous No.5914413
>>5908469
Doubt it.
Anonymous No.5914425 >>5916874
>>5912198
Eh?
Anonymous No.5914497 >>5914703 >>5914711
>>5911460
Retard British people always think there's some kind of trick to it, or that there even is a quality level to be had here.
It's fucking fried fish, you idiot. There is very little that can be done about how good it tastes beyond using fresh ingredients. It is such an uncomplicated dish that there is practically no way to fuck it up, but there's also no way to really do it any better.
Anonymous No.5914610 >>5916273
>>5914061
>all fruit is the same

retard
Anonymous No.5914703
>>5914497
Not British, and you are a fucking idiot if you don't think their are differences in how to make battered fish, for starters the fucking batter recipe you retard, if it made no difference then chinks wouldn't constantly make worse fish and chips than Greeks do
Anonymous No.5914711
>>5914497
>ummmmmm fried fish is so simple you can't fuck it up
Then why is there so much shit fish and chips around like this burnt Vegas garbage?
Anonymous No.5914838 >>5915030
>>5913811
Can anyone post the one where she says Shit!
Anonymous No.5914844
>>5914089
Start doing this
Anonymous No.5914873
>>5913846
Who else would work in fast food besides teenagers retard?
Anonymous No.5914936
>>5910946
Yes we've all seen the meme faggot
Anonymous No.5914947
>>5912605
good morning sir
Anonymous No.5914953
>>5914089
The slop!
Anonymous No.5915030 >>5915596 >>5915876 >>5916886
>>5914838
Anonymous No.5915033
>>5914089
hey, man! nice hairdo! how's it called?
Anonymous No.5915596
>>5915030
imagine her stroke game
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Anonymous No.5915648
>>5908687
This lol
Anonymous No.5915673
>>5912816
its a tough job but somebodys gotta do it
Anonymous No.5915682 >>5915744 >>5915915 >>5916506 >>5917707
this one makes me lol every time
Anonymous No.5915744
>>5915682
oh my god...
Anonymous No.5915757 >>5915822
Yes, yes, we get it. You're white and I'm brown.
I don't need to be reminded every 5 minutes...
Anonymous No.5915822
>>5915757
U vill eat ze japslop
Anonymous No.5915876 >>5916788
>>5915030
didnt anyone teach this slant eye not to play with your food
what was the point of any of that shit even
Anonymous No.5915881
>>5913830
the fact she so obviously didnt take a bite made me laugh
Anonymous No.5915893 >>5915925 >>5916508 >>5917184
>>5907769 (OP)
Anonymous No.5915915 >>5915931
>>5915682
I fucking loathe wogs so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.5915925 >>5915935
>>5915893
What's the point of sauces that hot. Just why.
Anonymous No.5915931
>>5915915
Are you going to cry? Please don't cry, anon, it's going to be alright.
Anonymous No.5915935
>>5915925
You're supposed to use a couple drops in whatever you're cooking. Like a big bowl of chilli or some shit, then claim you used some crazy hot sauce.
Anonymous No.5915946 >>5916435 >>5916546
>>5914183
That's not entirely true, at least not for all palates. I cook some ungodly hot chilis and BBQ but can always taste far more of what's in the food than people around me. And yes, water from different sources and regions tastes very different.
Anonymous No.5915971
>>5914175
Tastebuds of a medieval peasant more like. Your ancestors literally fought wars over spices.
Anonymous No.5916106 >>5916426 >>5916509 >>5916883
Anonymous No.5916137 >>5918628
>>5913831
I eat too much cheese. It's not healthy and I'm making an active (if unsuccessful) attempt to cut down. With that said, that's a nauseating amount of cheese.
Anonymous No.5916180
>>5913647
it is nothing at all like chili.
Anonymous No.5916182 >>5916641
>>5913830
dishwashers can't get hot enough to cook food.
Anonymous No.5916247 >>5916641
>>5913830
soulless bitch
Anonymous No.5916255
>>5907772
Absolutely perfect
Anonymous No.5916273 >>5916435
>>5914610
>all fruit is the same
Not what I typed, faggot
What is it with retards on this site misinterpreting questions/statements?
Anonymous No.5916426
>>5916106
fuck you
Anonymous No.5916435 >>5916641 >>5917609
>>5915946
>Roman food
>puts a chili pepper in there

Heh

>>5916273
The point he was making is that with fruits being different, some fruits are more prized and therefore expensive
Anonymous No.5916452
>>5911912
>is it givin what it needs to give
Kill all niggers tomorrow
Anonymous No.5916481 >>5916566 >>5916595
>>5913811
Could someone explain what is going on here?
Anonymous No.5916492 >>5916505 >>5916763 >>5916816 >>5916858
>>5910649
>holiday apetizer
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
Anonymous No.5916493
>>5913811
>chinese people think this is hard
Anonymous No.5916497 >>5917146
>>5913580
>>5913582
>MUH AUTISM
>reddit buzzwords
>its just chili
yer fuck you manchild
Anonymous No.5916498
>>5913649
>new south wales
most annoying accent on earth
Anonymous No.5916499
>>5913831
>gudaa
ITS GAUWDAH YOU FAKKIN CRETINS
Anonymous No.5916505 >>5916512
>>5916492
Would pound her while she makes goofy pillow talk.
>slide your penor in my vagina....ehehe
Anonymous No.5916506
>>5915682
jesus christ
Anonymous No.5916508 >>5916961
>>5915893
>thats the hottest sauce out there?
gets me every fucking time lol
Anonymous No.5916509
>>5916106
almost 100% sure this thing is a primary school teacher
Anonymous No.5916510 >>5916522
>>5913811
Is this the woman equivalent of those retarded slobs making some nasty concoction while they smoke?
>girl in back lip smacks to signal she wants one
Only time I have ever thought lip smacking was cute.
Anonymous No.5916512
>>5916505
yer
Anonymous No.5916522 >>5916529 >>5916549
>>5916510
no this is the equivalent to 2AM chili and women finding it hot. chinese men are very very low T
Anonymous No.5916529 >>5916545
>>5916522
that chicken is RAW
Anonymous No.5916530
>>5913811
shes making a fucking mess
Anonymous No.5916531
>>5913831
this guy doesnt usually talk like this and it shows, he doesn't have confiance in what hes saying
Anonymous No.5916545
>>5916529
what do you mean? its JUICY
Anonymous No.5916546 >>5916654
>>5915946
>I cook some ungodly hot chilis and BBQ
Not connected to what I said
Anonymous No.5916549 >>5916557
>>5916522
>2AM chili
What?
Anonymous No.5916557 >>5916891
>>5916549
cringe redditor called "cooking comically" just type in 2am chili on the GOOGLE
Anonymous No.5916566
>>5916481
Traditional Chinese tea ceremony, the key part is to spill as much water as possible everywhere
Anonymous No.5916595
>>5916481
search up tea pets
Anonymous No.5916641
>>5916182
>>5916247
Oh, it's the latest in mom-trend su vide cooking.
>vomits in food poisoning
>>5916435
You know the Romans would have gone head over heels crazy for chili peppers.
Anonymous No.5916654
>>5916546
So what blows out people's taste buds?
Anonymous No.5916722 >>5917169
>>5912919
song sauce tho?
Anonymous No.5916763 >>5917433
>>5916492
the sanpaku eyes
Anonymous No.5916773 >>5916777
Anonymous No.5916777 >>5916779
>>5916773
Anonymous No.5916779 >>5916780
>>5916777
Anonymous No.5916780
>>5916779
Anonymous No.5916788
>>5915876
if I remember right it is some kind of thing in China where you wash the dishes with hot tea because they don't wash the dishes well enough for customers
Anonymous No.5916816
>>5916492
>is it in yet anon? hehe x3
Anonymous No.5916823
>>5907774
Guy has an awful voice.
Anonymous No.5916838
qqqq>>5907782
i dont give a shit because i dont ear these bugs but arent these big fuckers the best breaders and you shouldnt kill them to maintain population sizes?
>>5909120
i somehow new this faggot was going to cause a fire from the second the video started
Anonymous No.5916858
>>5916492
Trailer park phenotype
Anonymous No.5916874 >>5917041
>>5914425
He (you?) spends time to look like a giant fag. Is this hard to understand?
Anonymous No.5916883
>>5916106
What is that blank stare away from the camera that awkward people do when they're trying to be le quirky funny? Seems especially prevalent among women.
Anonymous No.5916886
>>5915030
"Shit" girl is ridiculously cute. I would put up with listening to chink if it was her. The professional is fuckable too...give me either one.
Anonymous No.5916891
>>5916557
No. Unlike you I have never and will never use reddit.
Anonymous No.5916913
>>5908140
>Silent Hill: Screamin Kitchen Edition
Anonymous No.5916917 >>5916963
>>5909409
This is how Destiny opens his Onions bottles when his bull isn't around to open it for him.
Anonymous No.5916961 >>5917145
>>5916508
I wonder how many people got sick from his chili
Anonymous No.5916963 >>5916974
>>5916917
I figured he pretends it is a cock and sucks the cap off.
Anonymous No.5916974
>>5916963
Fuckin brutal, kek!.
Anonymous No.5917041 >>5917280
>>5916874
>(you?)
That's UFC #3 ranked lightweight fighter Arman Tsarukyan
Anonymous No.5917145
>>5916961
I wonder how many people DIED from his cooking. he almost did himself in. had a stroke.
Anonymous No.5917146
>>5916497
LOL that filename.
Anonymous No.5917169
>>5916722
It's a remix of a part in Idol by Yasobi pretty sure
Anonymous No.5917183 >>5917246 >>5917425 >>5917474 >>5917486 >>5918473
Anonymous No.5917184 >>5917185 >>5917370
>>5915893
>white people when they ask for low spiciness at a restaurant
Anonymous No.5917185 >>5917680
>>5917184
Anonymous No.5917230 >>5917273
>>5907777
i dont get why you would pay a 1500% mark-up for 4 macca's hashbrowns when you can get a 2kg bag of identical ones from the store for the same price.
Anonymous No.5917246 >>5917688
>>5917183
I hate how happy they are. The jealousy is eating me alive.
Anonymous No.5917273
>>5917230
>you can get a 2kg bag of identical ones from the store for the same price
Proof next thread, right?
Anonymous No.5917280 >>5917303 >>5917333
>>5917041
And? He looks like a fag and makes disgusting food eating videos shoving food past his soi beard.
Anonymous No.5917297
>>5914089
Why did they give them all that parmessian cheese if not to use it all?
Anonymous No.5917303 >>5917328
>>5917280
you like penises in your bum
Anonymous No.5917328 >>5917332
>>5917303
Ironic insult as you're the one getting butthurt over someone insulting your boyfriend.
Anonymous No.5917332
>>5917328
ironic insult as you're the one taking penis in your bum and mouth
Anonymous No.5917333 >>5917644
>>5917280
Lol, get off the keyboard and go lift some weights, faggot. You need it.
Anonymous No.5917338
>>5907772
If that got him liberated from the popcorn mines, more power to him.
Anonymous No.5917361 >>5917772
>>5908039
>NOOOO I LITERALLY CAN'T EAT ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S COVERED IN MSG
Why are niggers like this, are their tastebuds really that dull?
Anonymous No.5917370
>>5917184
You eat cow shit. Sit this one out.
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Anonymous No.5917406 >>5917438
>>5913831
>This mac and cheese will fuck you up
Yeah it'll send you straight to the fucking hospital, why are americans like this
Anonymous No.5917425
>>5917183
How does he cook with nails that big on both hands?
Anonymous No.5917433
>>5916763
she can kill me, I'd rather die by a pretty girl than by cancer or some shit, just make me them tacos
Anonymous No.5917438
>>5917406
The irony of a turd-worlder saying this lol
Anonymous No.5917468
>>5907769 (OP)
Oh nice, another one of these.
I will be honest, I would actually like looking at the food in these vids if it wasn't for the way that zesty ass nigger is eating it.
I like that kind of food. Fortunately for me there are enough fat white southern boomers that do cooking shows on jewtube I can watch instead. They may be unable to remove jew scrotum from their mouths but at least they know how to cook.
Anonymous No.5917469 >>5917475
>>5917381
I will not make this because he looks jewish
Anonymous No.5917474
>>5917183
disgusting
Anonymous No.5917475
>>5917469
He's of balkan descent
Anonymous No.5917486
>>5917183
we're at a point where women are so shit that twinks are mogging them
Anonymous No.5917499 >>5918281
>>5913831
this encapsulates "American excess," the idea that "more" is simply better. forget flavor, balance, appearance, nutrition: just keep dumping more slop until it's a nebulous stew of fat and calories, so that it "fucks you up." the act of gorging and feeling like you're about to explode replaces all the joys of good food, like taking 6 shots of various liquors back-to-back rather than enjoying a fine wine or beer. quantity and size over quality, every single time.
Anonymous No.5917609
>>5916435
And the earnest question I was asking was "What exactly about durian makes it so special that they can charge $38 a box?"
But instead of answering an earnest question, he decided to be a pretentious dickhead about it, like everyone else seems to be on every cooking thread
...BTW, I'm still waiting for someone to answer that earnest question. I swear, this place is the fucking worst.
Anonymous No.5917644
>>5917333
Lmfao this insecure projection. I'm actually starting to think you really are that soibeard little fag.
Anonymous No.5917680
>>5917185
lmao
Anonymous No.5917688
>>5917246
yeah good for them
Anonymous No.5917700
>>5908469
KEK
Anonymous No.5917707
>>5915682
Not bad but the sauce drippings don't change on the table
Anonymous No.5917717 >>5919282
>>5908140
My paralysis demon used prepare me a mean omelet in the morning, i miss him.
Anonymous No.5917772 >>5918109 >>5918148
>>5917361
So true, king. Show 'em how it's really done with your enlightened tastebuds.
Anonymous No.5918109
>>5917772
I don't get it. Does that city make mayonnaise or something?
Anonymous No.5918148
>>5917772
Fuck, I was high last night and this webm made me go watch the Mega64 Christmascast. IYKYK.
Anonymous No.5918183
>>5914299
I need to find a subbed version to figure out what the story with the eggs
>>5914212
Make sure you include the bowl of eggs at 53:49 its exactly like the drawing that anon made
Anonymous No.5918190
>>5913692
Couldn't be bothered transcoding it to make the file small enough but here is the egg scene including the bowl of eggs
https://files.catbox.moe/33fff4.mp4
Anonymous No.5918212
>>5907769 (OP)
BEHOLD
The apotheosis of Man's innovations
The civilised Man, resplendant in his ease and wealth
Anonymous No.5918216
>>5914175
>>5914183
there are significant racial and sexual differences in our sense of taste

a common sentiment i see here is that niggers must have shit tastebuds because they need to overseason everything, but it's actually the opposite. they overseason their food because it turns it into an orgasmic experience. see: image

there is a compound called 6-n-propylthiouracil which is extremely bitter to africans but most europeans cannot even taste it, or find it to be very mild in bitterness
likely this is due to niggers evolving in the figurative garden of eden where fruit grows on trees year round and massive herds of docile herbivores roam the savanna just begging to be slaughtered, whereas Europeans had to develop and refine agriculture and subsist on bitter vegetables and grain for a large portion of the year to survive the harsh climate of Europe

as always, the answer to "why do black people do xyz", is that we evolved separately for 100,000 years and interbred with different hominids and now we are different species
Anonymous No.5918241 >>5918632
Anonymous No.5918249
>>5914164
IT ALSO WAS NOT RELLY BUTTER
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Anonymous No.5918281 >>5918312
>>5917499
lol imagine getting this trigger over mac and cheese.
Anonymous No.5918312
>>5918281
imagine having so little to say that you think making an observation is being triggered
Anonymous No.5918473
>>5917183
chicken jawkehhh
Anonymous No.5918506 >>5918633
>>5907769 (OP)
those nails are ugly
Anonymous No.5918623
>>5914101
Australia is a chink colony unfortunately.
Anonymous No.5918625 >>5918987
>>5914296
Yeah sauces are like spices, it's a way for poor people to mask poor quality ingredients.
Anonymous No.5918628
>>5916137
What do you mean cheese isn't healthy? It's just milk with less sugar, it's perfectly healthy. Good fat and good protein.
Anonymous No.5918632
>>5918241
Ah yes, making a child cry in panic for an Instagram video.
Brown person behavior.
Anonymous No.5918633 >>5918698 >>5918701
>>5918506
Fake nails are always ugly, but blacks are ugly to begin with so they try all the artifice they can (fake hair, fake lashes, fake nails, fake brand handbag, etc.)
Anonymous No.5918698
>>5918633
Lol what are you crying for?
Anonymous No.5918701
>>5918633
You might even call this one a fake out. Get it? Haha, just kidding I mean no disrespect.
Anonymous No.5918987
>>5918625
>sauces are like spices
That's a great observation.
I've been focusing on sauces this year. I generally like things drenched but find myself just doing a single pass across the plate like some snotty chef, just to keep it properly toned down. Mostly working my bechamel-derived sauces, next time I catch some trout I'm going to make a fish stock velute.
Anonymous No.5919118
>>5914061
weird growing season
hard to open fruit
nobody grows it cause it smells like ass (tastes ok)
Anonymous No.5919282
>>5917717
hes still there you just can move your head, dummy
Anonymous No.5919519
>>5907838
they're different cheeses
Anonymous No.5920531
>>5911101
Yeah but what about the food?