Thread 5910191

>>5910235
would have been funny if he fell but he didn't

>>5910210
how can people this retarded get views

>>5910376
plenty of young retards out there

>>5910196
KEK was that the burgerking plane guy's audio? fucking hell

>>5910191 (OP)
Wish we lived in a society that could handle historical facts.
>>5910208
>>5910209
Based Chink foid, by virtue of her culture not shitted up with Jewish propaganda like Cucky McLovesniggers getting scared shitless over her very normal viewpoints.
>>5910210
Barely literate mutt, millionaire anyway from internet panhandling (aka streaming), God bless the USA

>>5910397
No it's from The Kentucky Fried Movie

>>5910215
*chirp*

>>5910223
Doesn't even think just starts picking

>>5910361
Lost

>>5910224
anyone got the clip of a white guy, ex cop or ex military, in Nola post Katrina, wearily admitting to just killing looters?

>>5910191 (OP)
Lol

>>5910208
>girl simply notices an objective fact
>doesn't even say it's a problem
>dude starts getting mad
The brainwashing runs pretty deep

>>5910753
Fucking kek

>>5910235
I used to think the dilapidated state of poor areas was due to lack of maintenance, is it due to self-sabotage?

>>5910753
skin color black le funny xDDDD
hehehehehe my skin color black so le edgy

>>5910196
KEK

>>5910218
>I'm a niggerkiller
fucking LOST

>>5910809
You get off on getting people to tell you to kys or what

>>5910802
It was too hot in his apartment and he thought he could cool it down by removing the roof tiles. Blacks struggle with hypothetical scenarios, especially long term ones, so the idea that maybe one day in the future it may be cold, raining, and without a roof he'll get wet, never entered his mind.

>>5911408
Now that's funny.

Post the mustache guy

>>5910198
based

>>5911844
it says humor, not tumor

>>5911861
Then stop posting.

>>5911844
никтo нe хoчeт cмoтpeть нa тeбя пидopac

>>5910194
Because they are ones that do it? If Asians did it it would probably be called Asian knocking.

>>5910227
>Read this palm you gypsy bitch
Fucking kek

>>5910191 (OP)
>print n-word in the yearbook
>liberal response is to hold a feelings circle for parents to discuss their feelings
>instead of just apologizing, recalling and reissuing the yearbook

>>5910195
>black man makes a racial joke about himself
>white people too unconformable to laugh

>>5912348
>smells the screen

>>5912343
wasn't funny desu

>>5910194
Tell me that N word got fired.

>>5912999
That's a judge. It would have to be impeached.

>>5910198
When you get troonsmacked so hard, your normal voice pops out.

>>5910683
fucking kek

>>5910376
He plays it up for the camera, also 16 year olds.

>>5910202
Kek

>>5910208
>>5910209
these always piss me off so much. dudes fuckin up so hard here

>>5910196
LOST HARD! Kek

>>5913341
outstanding

>>5910203
What in the fuck are those subtitles?

>>5910209
>Animal of unusual color is being treated differently by its parents and siblings
>This does absolutely not influence the behavior said animal develops through its life!
Fucking hell I hate dumb people.

>>5913681
subs for 80IQ gorillas

>>5910802
>lack of maintenance, is it due to self-sabotage?
Same thing, different scale. Even people who don't literally go up to their roof to throw off the tiles let gunk build up up there, don't clean the drains, refuse to contact a smith or carpenter if they see anything looks wrong, etc.
You have to work against entropy to keep things in order.

>>5912957
GOAT

>>5912348
wife material

>>5911890
this isn't funny. this is pure rage and hatred.

>>5913837
It is satire, every bit of it, not just the man but the women also.

>>5910197
What is the significance of SNL, an established Bolshevik propaganda "comedy" show, breaking form and making a joke at the expense of blacks?

>>5913880
This is from an annual 'joke swap' the two weekend update hosts do where they get the other to sound as crazy as possible by having them read, live for the first time, offensive jokes.
So the black host, Che, makes Collin read racist jokes and pretends to be offended, and Collin finds more creative ways to embarrass Che.

So basically they found a safe way to deliver edgy material

>>5913681
Zoomer shit. Tik Toks have them, there's a program which adds them automatically. Boosts 'retention' or whatever.

>>5910809
>He doesn't know about colorism

>>5912188
And a fine Vladivostok to you, young sir.

>>5910509
LMAO

>>5910215
>chirp

Niggers still have no response to this

>>5913857
i don't care what the intent was. it makes me mad.

>>5914042
loooooool, dude was running a tax fraud business and who knows what else
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/tax-preparer-pleads-guilty-manhattan-federal-court-tax-fraud-scheme-involving-over-7

>>5911890
>i push my fingers into my EEYYYYSYSYSSSSS
a man of culture in a desert of brain rot

>>5914057
I was only merely trying to lessen your frustration.

>>5910215
The forlorn cry of the lonely ceiling bird.

>>5910218
God this is funny. I hope Japanese people continue to not give a fuck about western race politics even though they have shitskins now.

>>5912343
shit, people are fucking brainwashed "no fun allowed" retards.

>>5910198
lul wut?

>>5915568
>>5913341
>>5910361
>>5910389

>>5910215
based

Bubu ? bububu bu bubu ?

>>5910646
Like the historical fact that white Americans used slave labour for centuries to build their wealth and now they're triggered and upset that a huge demographic still stuck there hates the country they were born into and the rich fucks who run it so of course they're going to break every law possible.

It's pretty damn funny looking in on your sithole from the outside. Look at all the power you yahoos are giving Trump since he's the current president and then imagine what the next Jamal Murderboi Jackson who gets into office will do now that all the checks and balances are gone. You boys are in for a ride.

>>5910809
This >>5913933 lol
Black people from America look very different from Africans. Most of the burgers are a kind of latte brown, the same way "white" people in America look like Brad Pitt with his pale skin but big lips and wide nose. Actual Africans are black as fuck.

>>5910194
Huh, doesnt it mean an unspecific amount of times?

>>5915639
most of that wealth was generated in the south and a civil war was fought over the issue of freeing the slaves, a war that the south lost. Trump isn't being given any wild crazy power, he's actually having to fight his own party and start declaring emergencies just to get basic infrastructure shit done, shit that shouldn't really be a problem for a politician who won with a landslide popular vote. pretty funny that libshit yuropoors like yourself amuse yourself with a history you don't understand yet you think you're so clever living in your shithole while you get raped by the third world, but golly gee those dumb americans right? get the fuck out of here FAGGOT

>>5910215
>chirp

>>5915639
Slavery impoverished the South so hard that when the Civil War happened they had basically no industry or railroads and so got fucking destroyed assoon as the Union had mobilised

>>5910191 (OP)
what a tragedy, anyway did someone died that day?

>>5915585
Kek

>>5910753
le based black man!

>>5911890
Tuvok is gonna lose it

>>5910200
genius

>>5910203
>everytime I go to jail
kek

>>5915668
Song?

>>5910223
Blacks love picking cotton, look how pleased he is to get this

>>5911890
The mom WAS hot though.

>>5910191 (OP)
america is a joke. what happened to them?

>>5917046
They were infected by the rest of the world.

>>5914042
The owner is a turbo jew lmao

>>5915645
That anti racist dude sounds like such a whiny bitch. And then you see him and he's fat lmao

>>5916553
pon farr madness time

>>5917142
Just, why? How low does your iq have to be?

>>5915442
bro even the Japanese amongst themsselves, if you look a little too dark to their liking they call you a gorilla man or a macaque monkey lmao.

They take no prisoners.

>>5917120
wop you up to

>>5917030
>>5910683
lmao

>>5910191 (OP)
>Teacher says nigga: The sequel

>>5917268
>perversu

>>5917548
Listen all I'm telling is if I was on Golgotha it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

>>5910646
He's obviously playing a heel doing a "racist" shtick, this was super common in pro wrestling before that was considered a no-go.

>>5917120
>Not knowing who Rocco "Cement Shoes So Nigs Don't Floaty" Boaty is.

>>5917568
>Klee main
lole

>>5910191 (OP)
Why do americans behave like saying a slur is a crime against humanity? Considering there is nothing humane about niggers.

>>5915639
>Like the historical fact that white Americans used slave labour for centuries to build their wealth
And? Black people should be on their knees thanking us for pulling them out of the jungle where they literally break open bald people's heads thinking there's gold inside. We set up a nation just for the freed slaves in Africa, Liberia, which inevitably became an absolute shithole beyond your reckoning, so don't give me
>now they're triggered and upset that a huge demographic still stuck there hates the country they were born into
because every single nigger in the country wouldn't give up living here for the world.

>>5910215
>calls her dumb bitch and insults her ethnicity right from the get go
>then just tries to act like he didn't do that
and wonders why he is hated

>>5917587
<- Have the decent part of that video.
>Considering there is nothing humane about niggers.
Black people are as human as all of us.
It's still a shame the term "nigger" has turned into a slur, since it originally meant "black human" without ANY negative connotation.
Fuck the English-speaking world for doing that.

>>5915668
That pompadour though

>>5915442
There aren't any Japanese people in that webm.

>>5915645
Nilotics from South Sudan are the only true blacks, many bantus look yellowish like americans as well.

>>5919248
dangerously based cookie monster

>>5919248
I lost
love it

>>5913857
>it's a joooooooke
Those women were not joking. The jokes were the comments posted. There are millions of videos exactly like that with the same energy and tone and none of them are jokes.
What am I doing. You are so broken that you can't fathom this is the state of the world. I'd delete this but I think it should be posted for posterity.

>>5915585
kek

>>5919248
Lost. I'm crying lmao.

>>5919505
Even if they were joking, recreating something cancerous with a layer of sarcasm is still doing something cancerous. Think of the South Park episodes mocking High School Musical, the Jonas Brothers, "reaction" streamers, etc. Genuinely uncomfortable.

>>5914042
please be satire

>>5921844
Big african tiddies

>>5915442
My hope is that blacks stop being so Pavlovian about the n word. in these clips the dude just looks like he's watching a funny TV program, which is the right response.

>>5917142
Fucking kek

>>5917599
Poor bastard wtf

>>5917591
something this evil shouldnt be so damn funny

>>5910220
Based nip

>>5917142
Only fags skip their ceiling smashes

>>5921346
lmao I wonder how often that happens. Chinese for 'ummm' is pronounced nee-ga. If they speak Chinese in some areas of the US this shit could happen to them

>>5917142
probably a new gym record

>>5915745
Impeccable ending

>>5910210
the other side just hides #1 and defers to #3

>>5922057
I laughed too. I didn't use to laugh at stuff like that, something flipped inside of me

>>5917545
That guy will never recover from that lmao

>>5922188
Some university professor in the US got in big trouble for it

>>5910376
the circus and freakshows existed for a reason

>>5915442
do they hate tanned brown tomboys? I might change my stance on japs if they do

>>5915585
kek

>>5915639
Don't believe Hollywood history. They are the great deceivers and will snuff you all once you have outlived your usefulness.

>>5915668
k i n o

>>5915745
I love her so much

>>5917268
dark

>>5917604
anyone have the version with the
deja vu fade in and out

>>5917540
did a random nigga join in to help him lmao
bro had the fucking companions following

>>5922175
...Is SNL still a thing?
It looks like it was horrible.

>>5913341
Any video of the aftermath?

>>5916513
Lawrence Taylor made a joke like this when they were doing the best NFL players of all time thing. Fuck it was hilarious.

>>5919248
dumbest shit i've lost to in awhile

>>5923446
real recognize real

>>5924254
real

>>5910194
What's the issue? It's a quote by the suspect, which the ones making the report censored themselves. It doesn't seem like she's questioning the suspect or their lawyers, unless I'm mistaken.

>>5915639
You're so stupid and new it hurts. I would bet money you're underage or barely out of HS.

>>5924293
I think the judge assumes that its a paraphrase by the officer rather than a direct quote from the suspect.

>>5910196
Sure is summer in here

>>5915585
kek

>>5917261
Why Is wearing a watermelon outfit?

>>5917589
A modern Icarus

>>5923466
Hooooooooh boy....

>>5915745
SEX

>>5910198
Why did he steal the plant?

>>5917540
guy was relentlessly harassed because of that video, pretty sad
at least the dumb cunt got a felony for it

>>5919131
god i hate women and low-t men

>>5919131
kys pedo

>>5919131
oh jesus christ you are one of those "race is skin deep" retards arent you? try having a bone marrow transplant from a nigger you fucking melt

>>5924820
>you are one of those "race is skin deep" retards arent you
No, but a human is a human.
As long as my neighbor has a positive influence on the neighborhood and society at large, I don't fucking care who he is.
Black people in Western societies are on average a big minus - and even more so to their neighborhoods.
That doesn't make them non-human, though.
>>5924799
I was sure at first glance, she was of age, but went checking anyway: She is 25.

>>5924831
don care if she is 25 she looks 14 and is filming from what looks like a childrens room. very weird for you to like that type of content, and even more weird having it saved on your phone

>>5924831
>As long as my neighbor has a positive influence on the neighborhood and society at large, I don't fucking care who he is.
>Black people in Western societies are on average a big minus - and even more so to their neighborhoods.
literally what are you talking about you sound underage and/or retarded

>>5924837
You appear to be under the assumption, that I was attempting to cover black people's asses.
I'm not. On average they are a major minus to wherever in the West they may live. They are humans nonetheless.

did you come here to post funny webums or spout your retarded takes on the human race?

>>5924845
Why do those children have so much fucking makeup on?

>>5915745

SEX WITH SYLVIA

>>5917548
damn is that a time traveller?

>>5924831
>>5924837
You ESL?
Humane != human.
Niggers (in general you anal dickhead) do not act human, and are therefore inhumane.

>>5925991
>>5924837
oop
>>5924838

>>5917548
lmao fucking christcucks

>>5916536
Man, malcom in the middle was a kino sitcom

>>5913686
>black is an unusual color for dogs
Fucking hell I hate gay retards

>>5913686
>dog mother cares about their litter's fur color at all
Fucking hell I hate british faggots so much

>>5925991
They act VERY human.
The civilized world simply had managed to go past that, before it started importing (on average) uncivilized people en masse, so Socialists again have a "disadvantaged" "class" they can claim to support in order to gain political power.
Too bad (for them) the people have "noticed" and their scam is being ended. So they start calling everyone a "Nazi".

>>5926074
>to be human is to be 'uncivilized'
>muh unga bash head with rock like when man was just animal is purest human form appeal to nature
Pseud.
Nigger we didn't form civilization without pro-social behaviour, planning ahead and delaying gratification - traits rarely found in animals. Niggers lack these traits and therefore are less humane.

>>5912343
>white people
she's a jew, not white

>>5915745
I don't have a good enough gosling reaction pic for this

>>5926074
animals are not human.

>>5925292
>they are going to be on tv
>so we are going to have to cake their faces in makeup
that's the reason

>>5912343
>be white
>laugh at joke about black
>your life is now over
Its your fucking fault, stupid jew pedophile

>>5924668
He was going to throw it at her but the security guard was on point.

>>5910217
>made the effort to convert to webm
>didn't trim the redundant hoe at the start

>>5924836
>don care if she is 25 she looks 14
Honestly kys my man. Your brain is fried. You have been oversocialized with retards to the point of full blown delusion. Maybe next life your parents will let you play outside more and not spend 16 hours a day browsing social media.

>>5924838
They're a different species, like all so called races

>>5910376
he gets view BECAUSE he's retarded, or at least acts like it. It's like an evolution of how youtube letsplayers pretended to be scared of shitty slender 8 pages games despite playing 100s of identical games.

>>5913341
Raptor Drivers are incapable of allowing their truck to exist without destroying it.

>>5913681
It's either that or subway surfers for the jellybrained retards

>>5924249
>you make big mixtape, humboy
1,000,000 internets to anyone whomst gets the ref. bonus points if you can describe the outfit and inventory.

>>5916513
they are both dead

>>5924838
>They are humans nonetheless.
they are homo
human is a different category

>>5926529
more discord groomers like these and we might yet reach Type I

>>5917548
Based. Something tells me this was performed by Catholics. They love all that pagan ritualism and denying Christ with the whole constant crucifying and putting him back on the cross.

>>5913880
It depends on the writers. The last 2 seasons or so have been a bit edgier.

>>5910204
I respect his balls, but he wasn't very funny.

>>5915639
>white Americans used slave labour
does he know?

>>5924799
Subs are entirely made up.

>>5917539
What is this from? This made me laugh so hard like a retard.

>>5922178
This reply made me kek so hard

>>5915703
LMAO, what is this from? I need to watch all of it.

>>5927752
True, Catholics are literal Satanists.

roru
rumao

>>5928640
the one on the right is a girl btw.

>>5928683
we know

>>5927579
i like scifi films but the reality is you can't get past the firmament, the earth is flat, there are 13 months in a year with 1 extra day (resurrection, not necessarily of christ) and we are most certainly not heliocentric.
but i still like scifi filums

>>5910198
Prerogatory isn't even a fucking word. What are these fucking trannies smoking?

>>5928683
both have to be girls

>>5928683
I'd fuck either one of them.

>>5926921
If it wasn't enough for indians to have by far and away the most insufferable personalities, worst "culture", inhospitable nature, and total lack of basic hygiene, they Also have the most obnoxious and punchworthy accents of anyone on earth. The Chinese may sound funny but at least I don't physically recoil in disgust when they speak.

>>5925292
The producer and studio execs have certain proclivities.

>>5924799
>too dumb to know what pedophilia means

>>5924831
>That doesn't make them non-human
Yes it does. Fuck off back to plebbit with your naive faggotry

>>5915639
Kek you have very little understanding of the sociopolitical aspects of America

>>5929370
>naive
It's not really naive. I'm fortunate enough to live in an area of the world with extremely few of them, so I have no trouble seeing them like man like everyone else.
I can still look at each "black guy" as an individual, and treat those well, that are okay, because there is no overload.
On average they are a negative influence on everything - especially their local area - , so I can understand the way you think.

>>5929348
avid tiktok user i take it?

>>5910773
Because he’s streaming and has to avoid being cancelled.

>>5928930
this

>>5926921
wtf is an umtabh bachchan
is it anything like bika baw?

>>5929488
nah he is just a literal cuck. Curt Kaz is based

>>5928756
This but instead of retarded shit its because radiation basically would anhilate life in 2 generations if not the first wave.

Ever mission to mars (or any plamet really) will fail due to there being no practical method to sheild an entire planet from the suns radiation. The same goes for all galelleon moons.

Strangely low orbit of Jupiter is the safest place besides earth to have a permanent existence.

You could do an underground Mars base theres far more benefits to living in space than a mile in the Martian crust.

>>5915745
The drink bit was pretty good.

>>5928756
>we're from space but space isn't real because actually we live in a magical glass dome surrounded by water
This shit is retarded, man

>>5929480
Hell yeah. This one is way better with sound though

>>5922175
How is it that Tracy Jordan managed to be funny doing exactly what hes doing on here but it felt like 10x better than this?
Ive never understood how 30 rock managed to do ot

>>5910191 (OP)
It's funny how american feel the need to have news coverage because someone said nigger 100 years ago

>>5928683
>>5928687
Does she have an OF?

>>5926921
>bhejitables
kek

>>5917545
He looks exactly like Tom Cruise.

>>5927579
>untold opportunities
>dude just wear this spacesuit and mask your whole life and literally nothing is green

>>5929689
you destroyed your brain with porn

>>5910202
best 2023 webm ever.

>>5910192
lmao

>>5915639
Now make the same comparison to Sweden with their equally sordid history of slavery and colonialism oh wait

>>5924836
Are you blind as well as retarded?

>>5913004
That's pretty crazy he sounded like an actual woman before. How do they do that

>>5910200
Kek 8:30
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPSjXnCZO8
I'm retarded are they editing the voices afterwards ?

>>5910646
historical facts are fine in the right context. This is not one of them.

>>5910191 (OP)
kek.

>>5926056
Yep, pure kino

>>5929480
>>5929680
Sound for serendipitous digits.

>>5930039
this is a humour thread not a coomer thread kys coom brained pedo

>>5917548
Longinus is a saint

>>5919287
the smile on the potato at the end :D

>>5926921
Why do all Indians speak English with the same awful accent if there's over a billion of them?

>>5928640
>>5928683
And the left one is an american.

>>5926921
I kneel.

>>5929667
i chuckled

>>5930269
Nice

>>5931184
You are an aficionado of gay porn? Pretty disgusting, to be honest. You must be European or an Arab, though both is very common now-a-days.

>>5931282
what a weird thing to say

>>5931461
No more weird than this anon:
>07/24/25(Thu)05:50:20 No.5931184▶
> >>5928640
> >>5928683
> And the left one is an american.

>>5931282
Nope just saw another anon say it and prove it somewhere else so post it since faggot retards think he has anything to do with poland

>>5931592
National pride is admirable. Thanks for explaining. Poland is its own continent in a sea of filth and degeneracy.

>>5910208
what did she say at the end ?

>>5913356
He's a just a streamer faggot trying to cover his ass to keep his job. He still fucked both of these girls btw.

>>5910509
should've named it REDDIT.webm

This thread is fucking fantastic
An actual humor thread with actually funny shit unlike /gif/ which is meta irony "comedy" same spam of 5 years by 1 severely deranged faggot

>>5910361
>>5910388
>>5910389
nvm i spoke too soon

>>5928529
>>5927752
The Church Fathers were Catholic. The same ones who literally walked the earth with our Lord. The very same ones who compiled the manuscripts together in which you refer to as The Bible.
Matthew 16:18

>>5928756
>not necessarily of Christ
Yes necessarily.
"The heavens declare the glory of God;
And the firmament shows His handiwork."
-Psalms 19:1
12 Apostles + 1 Son
12 Zodiacs + 1 Sun
Christ is LORD

>>5929675
You're entitled to your ignorance, but the moment you start being smug is when you get btfo'd.
NASA is paid $33B a year to destroy their own technology.
Astronauts said they didn't experience radiation going through the van allen belt because "it hadn't been discovered yet"
Every single civilization of antiquity has models of the waters above.
https://www.tiktok.com/@bdingy_/video/7375711715805203744
This guy was killed for this btw
Look at videos of SpaceX satellites and rockets when they reach precipice, they start gliding like water across the firmament.
Do more research before smugposting, or continue basking in ignorance.

>>5931896
Sorry retard the Greeks were and still are Christians not Catholilcs. Jesus spoke to them and they wrote "manuscripts" before Catholics existed.

Jesus specifically warned against your type countless times in the bible.
>everything they do is for people to see
Catholics and their rituals
>tassels on their garments long
Catholics and their faggot dresses, whereas Jesus owned only his cloak
>do not call ANYONE ON EARTH FATHER
Catholics call countless people in positions of power 'father' and even their supreme leader is called 'father'
>travel over land and sea to win a single convert
Catholics waging war against people that don't practice their rituals
>swearing by the idols in the church
Catholics and their golden cups and countless other voodoo items and statues and bullshit
>swearing by gifts in the church
Catholics bribing "priests" to pray their way out of "purgatory"
>give a tenth of your harvest
Catholic armies trying to force people to pay their faggot 'father' tax

i don't know who your faggot "Lord" is but Jesus didn't call any man walking with his a "father" nor did he call anyone a Catholic.

>Jesus clearly says multiple times all you have to do is believe on him
>Catholic faggots require you to perform their rituals and pay their (((priests))) money and worship mortals
???
>Jesus says in the most famous Bible verse to ever be repeated in John 3:16; "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM should not perish but have eternal life"
>not get fucked in the ass by faggot (((priests))) and 'fathers' and pay them money and perform their rituals and worship mortals
>Catholics still choose to listen to mortals instead of the DIRECT WORDS FROM JESUS
???

>>5931906
You schizos are so funny, man. Always posting wacky shit with no proof whatsoever and expecting anyone to fall for it.

>>5931282
the absolute state

>>5930396
>video with a 25 year old woman is pedo shit because there's toys in the background
You're just absolutely fucking retarded.
SHE'S ONLY 25 YOU SICK FUCK

>>5932540
What is the meaning of this depressing slideshow?

>>5932643
If it is what I think it is, tea was an app where women asked other women if men presented red flags. This is the users, femcels telling women that men are no good for them.

>>5932699
Ah. That's helpful, thanks.
Not exactly humorous vein, but I wonder if there isn't a contributing factor where ugly women are more vulnerable to sexual aggression (because society is less protective of them/ it's easier to deny/ they feel more attainable to bottom-rung guys/ it's even more infuriating if they turn you down), and to which sexual assault victims are more likely to become ugly (because mental illness/fear cause them to neglect their appearance).
It's a sad world we inhabit.

>>5932540
no wonder yellow fever is on the sharp incline
they're the only ones left not fat or covered in disgusting tats

>>5910215
man i hate niggers so much

>>5915585
kek

>>5915750
lol

>>5917142
lol

>>5930396
kill yourself you fucking parasite

>>5932146
Ad-hominem is not a response.
Everything I've said is verifiable for yourself, but you're too much of a dumb cunt to bother doing the slightest amount of research into anything as it's far easier to dismiss everything like the retard you are.

>>5931936
Imagine being this confident as a complete fool.
The word "Catholic" comes from the Greek word "katholikos" which means universal.
The Lord spoke Hebrew, Aramaic & Greek. 300 years after His time, the Church Fathers compiled the Holy Bible in Greek with the Septuagint and Latin with the Vulgate. This is the true uncorrupted word of God.
All you've done is misinterpret scripture like a retard, as you act as your own Pope and don't belong to the fellowship.
Matthew is speaking about performative piety, criticizing those who prioritize status over service. Rituals in servitude of the Lord is not satanic you fucking retard, read the OT.
The title for every person's father isn't regarding God the Father, so why the fuck would you assume the same of the Church you fucking retard.
No matter how difficult it may be for your dumb protestant brain to grasp, Catholics don't worship idols. Asking the Saints to pray for us is not veneration unto them.
Thousands of years ago the Church used to support their communities, via farming, carpentry, etc
Jesus called many people his brother, that doesn't mean he was calling them literally his brother.
You cannot call yourself a Christian if you're not a trinitarian. Christ is not The Father. Matthew 7:21
Salvation is not from faith alone, but faith and works.
“Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.”
-James 2:17

"“Now, therefore, you are no longer strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints and members of the household of God, having been built on the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ Himself being the chief cornerstone.”
-Ephesians 2:19-20

>>5932858
Ashkually anon catholic comes from a Greek word. And this is why we can do all the stuff the Bible says not to!
*burning in hell forever*
>Got Emmmmmmm

>>5932858
But how about for once a catholic actually address the problems of.
Idolatry
Calling people father
Mediators
Saints (praying is to the dead) I already know most of the answers because all Catholics come pre programmed. "We ain't praying to the dead saints, we're simply calling them on the prayer phone not as mediators, but as middle men to pray on our behalf"
If any catholic ever wonders who "begon from me I never knew you" was intended for...

>>5932858
Dead Jesus crosses mandatory ay every catholic church.
Idolatry, at that worshiping the death of Yeshua, not the resurrection.
>Father, see anon we call them father in lue of talking to the actual father through them!
Yes that's why when you see them in civ clothes you'll still say, oh hey father how was your weekend!
Granted 99% of any "christian" dosnt read the bible, know their God's name, or uphold his laws. But dam, the Bible in black and white says what not to do.

>>5910202
lmfao caught me off-guard

>>5910202
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>5932785
Pedo chud detected, only smol kids are slim, adult women are fat fucks LARGE AND IN CHARGE and if you don't like it you're either a faggot or pedo or both.