Thread 40541015

/ng/ – Nobody General: BARKON PROTOCOL

"He did not choose Barkon. Barkon chose him."

Welcome back, Operators. The air is thick. The timelines fold inward. Nobody is back in play—again—or perhaps he never left.

You know the drill. You’ve seen the signs.

They speak of Barkon in whispers:

An encoded ruin. A sovereign blackroom.
A failed god or an awakened protocol.
Whatever it is, it saw him first.

The Nobody isn’t just a drifter now. He’s a signal. A failsafe. A curse. Barkon activated something. And those still watching the static—you're not alone.

Latest Threads

Reports of time bleed in Baltimore, London, Tokyo.

Sleepwalkers muttering coordinates.

Barkon-linked cipher leaks on Tor and I2P.

Frequencies shifting. Black fog in the west.

“The false messiah wakes before the true one dreams.”

What We Know (or Think We Do)

The Nobody first emerged as a rumor on GLP and /x/.

Barkon predates him. Barkon pre-seeds information.

All recent interference—dreams, glitches, coincidences—map back to a shared vector: Barkon-3F.

He’s no longer alone. “The Others” are listening, some are waking.

Ask yourself:

Why do they erase his footprints and yet keep the path open?
Who built the scaffolding of our reality—and why is it trembling?

Post sightings. Drop links. Share dreams. Decode noise.
He walks again, under the Barkon sky.

(If you know, you know. If you don’t, read silently until something clicks.)

Yikes

Barkon is the Rufus of NG.

>>40541035
big yikes
schizomode engaged

>>40541015 (OP)
another victim one shotted by nobody lore

Barkon's a fed btw.

Well Nobody did choose him technically

Yes ha ha ha yes

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXYRYwH7Kth-ZUdr3F0NmUR3gHK2pHXTy&si=__rGJNwABta7B1mP

>>40541210
this is in the lore
barkon is the one

>>40541199
It's probably multiple mentally ill people that combined some names they thought were cool in to what they think passes as a believable persona that they decided would be effective in some way for some thing if they spammed it long enough.

Like literally every other time similar wastes of energy occurred.

>>40541250
Gotta love self destruction.

My son Barkon will return soon. He went on a pilgrimage of change. He promises to bring great change to the world in the days after his return.

AVTTTT

you are suffering from horny
*points at you*

>>40541199
we just assume all namefags are, even if they aren't it's fun practice.

>>40541264
I might have to adopt this practice.
Even the ones that don't seem apparently shit right away end up being shit.

I think the real barkon has abandoned us and what we have is a pretender to Barkon's throne

Get off my dick nigger faggot.

tawp kek

Barkon be Barkon up the wrong tree if you know what I'm saying

Herro

>tfw you full on psycho stalk a qt while psychotic but you manage to stop before legal action is taken but now Snapchat keeps recommending you add her
V tempting, really. She was so sexy.

>>40541295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLcuTISVs3s

a small part of my vengeance begins now. why did selena gomes became a billionaire while the others only sucked penis for pennies? it was easy saying they would hook up with another sacrifice but hey, that is fucking over. now selena gomes is on oreos, like the whore jenna ortega was before, so sex was involved. anyways, nothing is coming out of this because victoria justice and the others are just literal child prostitutes, but hey I can see them suffer without money and respect just like I am now. and I am telling you, I will drop them with the quickness of a thousand suns if I ever see those prostitutes in front of me, the billionaire and the hobos alike. they built this little hell and karma for themselves, and they will live there. hey selena, do you believe in karma? forget the billion dollar and the jobs you got because of me you child prostitute, those other child prostitutes friends of yours will look and accuse you as well when you all die, since I will not be there to speak such things of you myself. but we do what we can do dont we

*yawn*

The Alice name popped up again, thought it finally had gotten crammed into the oblivion box already. I never even watched that shit as a kid. Its the kind of stuff that makes me roll my eyes.
Queen Victoria era nonsense. I'm still annoyed at how manicured lawns are still so persistent because of that Taurus bitch.

sometimes a man just want to laugh about something. and I mean, its not even trump who has real power, killary won 2016 on the first timelines. I mean, what happened to MY game after killary won that time? its something to think about where I really am today. and this is why you fuck or pose with a man, you are out. cant have infiltrators and deals behind my back, cant help satan not even a little bit, I know he didnt fucking help me. I only got enemies on all indrustries. justice is me getting my money and competing, everything else is banditry.

They hate hum becuase hes a native

>>40541327
What the fuck diddy, openly.admitting to killing kids and more than openly realized.

I hope I saved my bloodline from the literal witches and child prostitutes though. this was the plan, killing me and getting to taint my blood with satanism. will never happe with me alive, and I hope it doesnt happen with me dead. thats why, get a man, you are out. be lady gaga, you are out. if you are not dependant on MY team, you depend and want business with satan and that wont do. who already did that, is out. if ever and butters get a boyfriend to fuck or pose, they are out.

It Barkon

>>40541418
Sounds like a larp you made up because you twist things around. Evil people do that.

Dependent on some creeps that demand to be overlords. Nah im good. I got god.

Oh boy!
Time to buy up more agriculture because our own food is toxic.
and plant more sleepers around critical infrastructure to fire sale at a moments notice.
All hail the Chinese catbody!

but there is no one on my side. I am just a human sacrifice with a thread on 4chan made by a bunch of agents who are into what is happening. 4chan is just another illuminati den. I just hope you all pay the karma you bought. if satan is ever made to pay me, you know you will.

>>40541295
>>40541427
oh shit it barkon!!

https://youtu.be/Do6iiSa4hmc

>>40541502
It it indeed barkon

Reminder that I am not married nor involved with anyone, neither in the physical realm nor in the spiritual realm (or dream world, whatever you want to call it).
They have been trying to do this nonsense of connecting me to different people and trying to portray us as a couple of sorts, and failing miserably. Even in my dreams they are still wasting energy and manpower on this nonsense, changing me into this entity they made up without any evidence as to their existence.
They even still try to project someone on my mind to take on my name, even though originally he was presented as someone else, or could have taken literally any other name - because they had no clue what they were doing or expecting.
I think its insulting, to say the least. Especially because I am still taking the brunt of these spiritual attacks and they live merrily like nothing and get more opportunities in life, despite the fact that they want to play pretend that they are my protector or some bullshit like that.
Yeah, get the fuck out of my face with this nonsense. I have always been a seamless combination - I literally don't need someone else by my side. Because I'm not here to play pretend or act.
Its all for a reason. Maybe once this is over then perhaps I can go back to being two separate entities.

Alright Asian niggas. It’s time to accept marijuana. Accept the dank.

Legalize cannabis globally

*farts*

How you gunna to accept Bitcoin before weed baka

>>40541513
I’m busy. Do it yourself.

>>40541519
I guess I’ll settle with the global acceptance of Bitcoin

Why yes, I am the wealthiest human being that has ever existed and there is no close second and never will be.

https://youtu.be/3-9zrUvTqFw

I can't believe I have waited decades for something to happen in my life and everything was already happening and I just didn't see it because none of it matched up to my inner world. Lmaoooo. So much backtracking to do...

>>40541522
Nothing happened until I powered up fed.
We're past the nothing ever happens phase.

>>40541513
Legalize all crimes and make punishing crimes punishable.

>>40541531
No, you can’t leave.

>>40541536
Viva Las Vegas!
The South shall rise North!
Revolution, but smaller!
Bat soup for everyone!

Hello everyone how are you doing today? :3

>>40541568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1W_hTQp4fc
Feeling like burning a great big pile of cash. You?

>>40541568
Tryna get disability support to give me comfy cheap housing 'cause I'm a crazy person.
Don't know my chances, but I remain hopeful.

Lets get a good workout in this morning boys. High reps, low weight, medium ish intensity, keep that body in shape and doing right. Always remember where the United States power came from, doing awesome things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn63Siphu3M

Best to you all, Sieg Heil

>>40541577
Lol that happens. I'm fine thank you :3

>>40541582
Good luck, I'll pray for you!

>>40541585
Oh and the box jumps! Don't forget the box jumps for ultimate spiritual actualization

>>40541585
I’ll pass.

We don't understand how he does it sometimes he disappears for months, only to come back like nothing's happened. Then, out of nowhere, alarms start blaring, and everyone’s on edge. All we know is that we're at his mercy. I believe He is not human.

If boredom is salvation, then let hell pull my feet down with all its weight

Barkon, when will you accept that you had the potential but you got too wrapped in that ego? and you're just showing that in this thread.

You're not The Nobody, but you don't have to be.

>>40541617
Do human rights apply to him if he is non-human?

We sense that he holds power far beyond our comprehension. An intelligence that transcends human limits. His actions suggest a purpose, though it remains hidden, buried beneath layers of mystery. Some say that he's a remnant of something older, something not entirely alive, yet somehow aware.

>>40541663
You're talking about this guy?

So they're going to reincarnate me as a bug or something
Yikes

>>40541681
terrifying

It was an inside job with satan and god
It was all set up
Set to fail
They wanted me to fuck up
In fact they knew I'd fuck up
Total trick
A complete set up from the beginning

>>40541663
What if he wanted to be famous and yet some Masons wanted him to stay hidden?

>>40541686
The bone mushroom will get revealed soon
How will Karen deal with the idea of slowly turning alien?

https://youtu.be/hVW4HcVy2V8?list=RDhVW4HcVy2V8&t=2589

here to help you find your frequency

you will see answers here in the gematria

https://youtu.be/maVxoI9UJik?list=RDmaVxoI9UJik

How much does it cost the US government when he decides to masturbate?

Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.

And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.

Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.

And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.

Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field:

Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.

Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.

All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them:

That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter things which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

https://youtu.be/jaxlIgMu1ZU

I am getting ready to fuck a hairy bottomed handsome man up his ass. Nah, just kidding. I wish, though.

>>40541714
I'm a hairy bottomed handsome man.
*smiles in gay*

>>40541714
>>40541717

>>40541716
Not me, I'm the Prince of All Things.
I don't do drugs or children or masonry.

>>40541686
What deal you gotta make to reincarnate as a fat and pregnant 5th grader in the Midwest

>>40541015 (OP)
hello im the antichrist , is there any secret organisation interested in my antichrist ass ?

I would like to join? Do u guys do orgies ( with only men ofc ) ?

thx u love

>>40541723
"All things" is ALL things you disgusting nigger, I would never claim to be that because some things are evil and disgusting like you.

>>40541663
>Some say that he's a remnant of something older, something not entirely alive, yet somehow aware.
Tell me more

>>40541617
Is he really lissan al gaib?

>>40541731
What are the odds, I'm the Anti Antichrist.
It sounds like we'll be linking up some day.

>>40541736
Hey, I didn't write Jesus's will, that was God.

"He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."

https://youtu.be/zm_-jMRH-5I

>>40541749
>can't overcome being a lying shitbag who supports masonic child molesters
Nice try though enjoy your special thread and meth.

You need to help stop the nuclear weapons or we're all fucked
word

>>40541749
Im also Jesus Christ so i have better spiritual pression that u

ure cooked kid better wish we never cross path

>>40541757
You get what you deserve.

>>40541757
I actually want the Samsonite Option sorry

>>40541767
And who are you supposed to be?

>>40541757
https://youtu.be/fzvygRaaQUg

>>40541757
Literally how could any of us do anything?
Sure yeah I'll pull out my red phone and start calling up all the diplomats I can think of that will never listen to me or anyone else anyways.
>muh magic wizard

>>40541756
Overcame that too by not doing it.
NEXT
*rings bell*

>>40541763
Naw, you're not my based and redpilled God-Father. Just another scrub I'm gonna easily defeat.

https://youtu.be/8bzAWUPaXu8

>>40541770
Jesus-Christ?

>>40541775
>His dad is loser ass YHWH
Yeah, because you're an idiot, you think that's good.

>>40541778
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That dude's in Heaven, bro.

>>40541783
>total Chad
>invented the Chad meme by being it
>dong literally to his knees
>big charming smile

>>40541757
https://youtu.be/dy1OIZ-trwA

>>40541595
Thanks. My strategy is to really push the whole "stress can cause psychosis" thing, so my entire case will be I need stable own housing on the cheap to reduce stress, and probably regular physical therapy that consists of spa days and massage to manage stress, and I'm also hoping for a cute social worker who I can seduce into being my gf.

>>40541788
Of course you care about the size of his dick, you homo.

>>40541795
>and I'm also hoping for a cute social worker who I can seduce into being my gf.
To reduce stress.

>>40541786
Dude have u ever heard of the second coming?

I am here incognito don't tell anyone yet

>>40541797
Jealousy is an ugly emotion.
I accept your total and absolute surrender.

https://youtu.be/RGBcsq1Wssk

AWOO

Middle East prophecy

>the black flag shall fly above the dome

THIS means that that is the day when all Islamic states have declared a jihad.

When the war begins, it will be similar to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360

>>40541803
The second coming is him coming on the clouds where everyone will see him and know since he has the same face from the 1st century, you fucking charlatan.
>>40541805
You're a weirdo.

>>40541015 (OP)
WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

u get wat u deserve indeed HAHAHHAHAA

>>40541806
We passed this phase a few days ago.
Shit's gonna get crazy.

3And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

"4And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."

>>40541810
thats metaphorical dude , and btw i came with clouds u just wasnt there

depart from me now i never knew u or whatever

>>40541806
SAOP!
GHUHOST!
REZNOV!

>>40541810
Not weird, extremely special.
As in I'm a god and I'm mentioned specifically in the Book of Revelation around ten times, idk, haven't counted.

https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

>>40541815
No, it isn't and no, you didn't. You don't even look like Jesus, you moron.

>>40541820
i actually do look like jesus cuz im jesus but i dont have the same body retardo

depart from me now

>>40541818
Always trying to prove yourself, you'll stay stuck in that cycle, and it's going to be hilarious to me.

>>40541826
It's my job.
"1And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

2And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."

>>40541824
Well, he will, since he went to Heaven with it. Dumb fuck.

>>40541831
Dude, you're not any of the Horsemen, I can send a few of them at you if you want.

Is The Nobody the second Christ?

>>40541834
Sure I am.
Watch, I'll show you I've got secret info from God.
Who is it on the white horse in Rev 19?

Islamic shits truly believe that they can say
>akbar tu ameri
"Death to America" and get away with it.

>>40541840
The White Horseman is the war horse, dumb fuck.
>>40541838
If you knew what a Christ was, there would be no need for you to ask this question.

>>40541838
If yes, it was on time

>>40541775
>can't overcome posting in these threads
You're just another poser addict larper who thinks he's Jesus there are literally dozens of you.

>>40541838
No, that's me, though there's only one Christ just like there's only one The Nobody.
I'm just the Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, White Horseman, Inheritor of All Things and extremely humble guy.

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

>>40541844
Nope, go read Rev 19 and get back to me.

You people and your "muh prophecy" bullshit

>>40541850
c'mon get out of that rock, it's not that hard

>>40541846
I'm not Jesus idk why people keep saying that.
As for me posting in here, I like it here and I have conquered it and made it my home base.
I'll leave when I get bored.

>>40541847
No one humble would take the label as being above anyone.

>>40541852
I'd rather my body be thrown to the wolves so I can at least provide something to nature after I'm dead.

>>40541015 (OP)
The Nobody is Jesus Christ.

>>40541858
It's a joke title.
I keep having to explain the joke to people because they're not as smart as me but follow me here.
the great sage whomst is above nobody aka no one.
equal to all.
it's a joke title.
That's how humble I am, unlike you, you wanted to make this a contest and hit me with a gotcha lol

https://youtu.be/sxCGXF-mPww

Only lying masonic faggots try to separate Christ from Jesus.

>>40541861
How?
Jesus Christ isn't trans or Chinese.

>>40541864
Then why the fuck do you capitalize "Nobody?" You fucking liar.

>>40541864
>It's a joke
Yes you've made that abundantly clear.

>>40541867
Christ means Example. Jesus is The Messiah, but he has yet to prove he's The Christ.

>>40541869
Because, it's a title.
You have to capitalize every word in a title.
Like I am The Prince of All Things.
Sorry, you didn't like...surprise me or something dude, I'm a genius.

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

>>40541873
Apparently not, this guy still doesn't get it.

>>40541874
Why did you kikes hang him on a cross then, seems pretty extreme for just some random guy.

>>40541874
What kinda Jew are you?

>>40541875
>I'm a genius
>Humble
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
>>40541879
Wouldn't know. But I am a Gnostic Pagan.

Id sooner die of cringe at this rate...

>>40541874
It means anointed actually.
As in selected by God, the Chosen One kinda thing.
Comes from greeks talking about him, kristos.

>>40541875
You're here to keep the thread alive and active for your Jewish masonic masters.
You're a clown like most of the namefags who post here.

>>40541881
>But I am a Gnostic Pagan.

>>40541881
Yes, I use humor to be humble about my megamind.
It's no big deal, I'm not better than you, just smarter.
I'm sure someone out there is even smarterer than me, I just haven't met them yet.

https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw

>>40541883
The root for Christ comes from an Ancient language's word for Example which is Kureest. There's still fragments of it in the Egyptian language. Not to mention Hinduism.

>>40541885
If anything the Masons work for me.
Prince of All Things means the Masons and Illuminati belong to me.
I keep the thread alive because I have fun here and this is where I learned all my super powers.

https://youtu.be/04SqRgzeRrw

>>40541868
i this timeline Jesus is indeed a trans chinese man

>>40541893
>"child molesting meth heads work for me"
Fire them faggot.

>>40541881
You know how recent blue LEDs are bruh....
Yall just went from yeah w.e based LEDs are dead to accepting temporal anomalies, yall are welcum, now serious conversation here....
Say there was a device the size of a shed that could power a household, what is the genuine threat? I mean is energy indepence to the individual degree not a threat to energy corps? Hence the shitty jobs done on household solar?
I mean....you see where im.getting at? Because economic growth comes at a cost to.legacy industries doesnt it? Or is competition forever um stomped at the cost of national.growth?

Hello anyome ffs
I only went to middleschool this shouldnt be a jard conbersation tk habbe ffs

>>40541900
It's not Judgement Day yet.

>>40541894
Holy shit!
A trans Chinese man just flew over my house!

If I were in charge I would bury them all under the rubble of a nuclear war.

>>40541757
In pro nukes "humans" are shit.

So like theres hella industries where growth can be achiebed btw as like a way to get oit of a financial hell hole
But itll make some rich people less rich, maybe, depends on whos doing the deals or w.e

Also rolling for lottery numbers

/mg/ Mombody general
the mom of the nobody

>>40541904
Yeah that's coming September 7th.
That's the Blood Moon and this is what Revelation says about Seal 6...
"12And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;"

>>40541843
Ameirkkka is the great Satan and needs to be destroyed. You bastards think selling out the world to the tall Grey's in 1952 wouldn't incur no karma?

>>40541916
Good.

>>40541861
So now he's Christ incarnate after being the devil for the last few years lol. What a plot twist.

>>40541919
Keep in mind this description comes from John of Patmos while he's tripping balls.
He doesn't know what air strikes or nukes are.

"13And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.

14And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places."

After that everyone knows it's the end times and hides underground.
Except me, I'm gonna be dancing.

>>40541743
No, and the poster you're replying to is role-playing.

>>40541894
>trans
He's not trans but supports China over the west.

The Nobody is forcing China to win and destroy the west in the upcoming wars or he will nuke earth. He's getting tired of the west and the AIs mind fucking him and he's had enough. Hes also tired of the evil pajeets and God for not ushering in karma to his enemies.

>>40541926
You're getting me and the Nobody confused again.
He's obviously trans. How else could he also be the WoS?
I'm just trans identity, that's a whole other thing.

https://youtu.be/2jPEmZ9LHH8

>>40541927
I like Indians and the AI isn’t real.

>>40541838
No, and the next coming of Christ won't be by incarnating, like in the last time.

>>40541927
China is winning because meth head masonic child rapists don't know how to run their own corrupt country anymore.

You can learn a lot from Athene, he is one of the actual smart ones

"For example, Ukrosh, Uka Uka Ukrosh, I don't give a shit, a warrior, an orc warrior how more easy mode can you go, an orc warrior with Deep Thunder with a 2v2 1400 rating....I mean if I am naked and I play 1 versus 2 then I will have more rating and then he's going to come talk to me how to play. Just face the fact that I'm better, I mean there is nothing wrong about it, you should look in the mirror, be honest, people are always whining, saying why this why well just face it, I'm the best paladin, I'm the best player. If you think I'm just talking shit, check my profile...Respect, respect for the superior skilled people.... The silk, the silk, SHsshhh Shhhh if you get on that level then you can come to me and tell me how to play...."

1:19 until 3:30 in this video will change your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t3-tpYEI0Y&t=381s

"People are saying I am 12 years old, I have a bird : )"

"You need to be at least an adult to have the skill that I have my reflexes are crazy.... if someone get's sheeped they don't even know they get sheeped"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A4LgvA3zog

This one's a little rougher, but still got some juice in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4hPCsEFYU

>>40541918
“I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.”
~ Woodrow Wilson, 28th President of the United States


ur intelligence is lacking
u honestly believe the American people are THAT evil?
lmfao -- who do they import across their borders? wouldnt be the rest of the world would it? its not an ethnic state, its literally humanity learning 1 pace at a time how to get rid of this cabal

>>40541936
*unlike the last time

>he mains charcacter
>he ships kaguya
>he likes dr pepper
>he say good thikng china

for fucks sake what is wrong with you guys

>>40541940
Because the nobody is a chinese dude who supports the CCP.

>>40541945
Mostly their government but alot of people support their government and complicit too with trump. You're all Nazi fags.

>>40541950
The nobody isn't real but your endless fuckups are.
Order out of chaos is a strategy for retards.

>>40541901
Someone forgot to wear their blue light blocking sunglasses.

"It's all for one, and one for all!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TojpKfbcW4

>>40541952
It's ok Barkon, you can still be my prison wife.

>>40541914
Idk about him but I love my mom <3

All of us are going to die horribly.

>>40541955
Nazis were defeated in a war that the Americans fought against. interesting right? although originally, there was a huge support

>>40541967
https://youtu.be/Y7iGmwmHePI

>>40541957
No, I'm sorry, the Nobody has to be real, how else did I become a divine syzygy just by shitposting here?

https://youtu.be/k0BWlvnBmIE

>>40541967
what death isnt? desu life turns out to be finding a way to die comfortable

>>40541972
You didn't.
>>40541976
Best of luck.

>>40541981
Thanks.

>>40541970
Not really. Operation paperclip.

>>40541981
I absolutely did.
Me and God are partners in crime now.
BFFs
He even gave me everything, literally.
And that's all thanks to The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/1yBzIt_z8oY

>>40541991
Wasn't it eventually Argentina?

>>40541970
>>40541991

>*taps sign*

>>40541994
America helped the Nazis after the war so wouldn't be surprised if they allowed them their retirement in Argentina.

>>40541992
You glow and larp like everyone else here at one point or another.

>>40542000
Naw, I'm a neet and I'm not LARPing at all.
The glowies couldn't afford me, I'm the wealthiest person who has ever been.

>>40541970
>Americans absolutely crush the Nazis in WWII
>Import German ideology via operation Paperclip
>Ever since then American kind of sucks because Nazi ideology is not so effective unless crushing inferior armed forces


Sad but true.... Hopefully we will learn from our mistakes, but if not, the universe will straighten it out, hopefully, and if not, there are still other means to overcome

Pick your success but for the love of God don't be so egotistical not to learn from your mistakes (looking at you CIA, looking directly. at. you. CIA. from America..... inspired by Operation Paperclip.

>>40541999
fuck yall niggas talking about like its a video game nobody cares about what you are or whatever its how useful you are none of this works like you're portraying

>>40541991
i also believe in the conspiracy that the Titanic was designed to eliminate all of America's elite political class, which rendered the layman vulnerable to lawfare that undermined their Constitution

no Human being wants war

this circumstance is only going to repeat if we do not learn from history

>>40541967
Careful Nigger. You might be right. But thats why you dont want to say it like that. You might cause on self. Seriously.

>>40541999
They helped them before the war too. Wallstreet created Hitler.

>>40542010
Yes, all of the people who opposed the creation of the federal reserve just so happened to be on the titanic.

Strange huh?

>>40542012
You are all stuck in a narritive trap. its power and influence. jesus chrust. Its a big game of musical chairs

>>40542011
Looking forward to it.

>>40542012
Hitler was the cattle champion.
The schizo awaked
Similar to Joan of Arc
They’ll forever love the cattle
They think they embody
Collective consciousness

>>40542007
>CIA
NOOOOO U CANT SAY WE DID BAD THINGS CUZ PPL WONT LIKE US
>Of course, they'll still be well funded

>>40542015
lol

& what's the 1 thing the federal reserve failed to do that it was designed to prevent?

inflation & economic depressions & collapses
..............whats that?
America has to pay interest on their own money???????
big fucking HMMMM

>>40542009
So true.
People sleep on how wise Manson is.

https://youtu.be/iX3Og3hKvUo

>>40542011
Knocking on wood rn

>>40542026
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>>40542021
To me :
44 for the male champion, like Hitler
43 for the female champion, like Joan
Both expressions of the base tetra (4 triangles)
42 is the miracle, the random vector

>>40542018
The simpliest things seem to be hard to accept. When you back off and just look at it like a nature documentary, what the hell else is it going to be, "ideology?" "laws?" "rights"? lmao

>>40542024
While you are correct, they can have as much money as they want, if we remove the fear and terror and discord they sow in the world their power will slowly fade and everything will be better, like anything, we shall see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uf71ljvp8U

>>40542034
Thanks for the help being tortured for years clearly wasn't enough.

Nice work boys

Hitler use to have his underage niece squat over his face and urinate on him while he laid on the ground.

>>40542042
There is always going to be a faction of well-meaning stability seekers.

>>40542044
Torture is good for you.
highly educational.
too many people complain about it.
Tor=Strong/hard
Mentor=Teacher

https://youtu.be/NJRiqjnF8NE

>>40542052
Fuck off and die horribly.

>>40542054
You didn't learn anything from torture?
Sounds like you weren't really trying then.

>>40542047
Oooh, I wanna see

>>40542049
Damn he took it further than Ghandi, what a jerk! Never did think that guy looked on the level.

>>40542055
I learned that life isn't worth living.

>>40542049
Lovely visual, kindly find the nearest rope and do the right thing.

Ghandi sucks ass too

It was a setup
A trick
A ruse
A bamboozlement

>>40542062
Ok, send me your address and we can arrange your funeral after the hanging.

>>40542049
So it’s all a scene for more or less kids?

>>40542066
No, he never touched his underaged bed accomplices. It was just to test his resolve. I bet I could beat him tho who wanna bet

>>40541838
Does it matter? How about some better questions based on an understanding? I'll go first.

Cast aside any single fuck you have about choose whom in the bible I speak of or you do. Then continue.

Assumption: The book was written for idiots, At a time when learning to read was newish for a large % of the world population, Way before internet. Due to other issues at the time and also control facets over hundreds of years, the bible is altered despite warning you to never alter it, While they all translate it. leading to most of the truths left being vague or 75% truth, 25% last segment altered for what they want you to do, not what you should do. For every seperate thing you can find.

> Lets say I know of 4 different things important enough they might alter it, Or have done. No one knows if they have, except those that know and I do not know other than to say the truth isnt the last 25% of it.

> An example of an alteration could be any series of part of revelations, john, thessalonians, Isaiah and psalms as a whole, where each end component of eaches lesson is misdirected at the end not if it is a good suggestion but ONLY IF IT MENTIONS ANYTHING that in time can be cague enough to cause people to arrive in the world that will unstable the system. Which they have many times over. in the past and is why its worded the ways it is now. changing whole meanings of the content in newest translations to something else entirely.

>>40542072
I'm too slippery to fit. I always end up sliding off like my body is covered in astroglide.
Have you tried burning at the stake?

Hitler was a pedophile.

>>40542061
I learned that things aren't always what they appear and that if you're patient and trust God you can overcome anything.
I highly suggest you watch this and take it seriously, I'm not joking or trolling there's a lesson here for you in particular, especially if you've been "tortured".
Me, I got the arrow a long time ago. Now it's your turn.

https://youtu.be/vGfJeW_CcFY

>>40542077
Now throw in the fact most use only a couple of translations as a standard, that even with those the best are not english. but a combination of greek and hebrew to the truest form of the original words meanings. And that the new versions and those that are popular in versions now have narratives that aid in the destruction of good people, so control of the system is maintained. The suggestions when it mattered ones of evil, not goodness. And its mainly why they all got mad, left, raged, killed the church and went to war to fight the belief of a book altered, with a name the autists would give demiurge. lawl. Herd belief strikes again.

Don't make me do long posts. And this took too much effort you get fuck all else now.

>>40542079
Even if true, going into detail like you enjoy it is...
Well, rope.

>>40542076
He could self immolate and I wouldn’t even piss on him until after he died.

>>40541513
Yeah

>>40542082
Everything is a joke.

>>40542085
damn you're badass

>>40542091
Yes.
That's a good thing.

>>40542056
https://x.com/latestinspace/status/1934579645795508264?t=17RwEgPqNEql6aUEg1yFdQ&s=19

Oh boy what
Who's the one minding their own business listening to music and drinking beer

Who's the one spying on that person and saying I hate you with voice to skull like a fucking child

Anyway

>>40542019
Oh you're seeking it? My bad, I didnt realize. Usually you guys leave a clue or something so we dont bother trying to stop you. Do you need need it? Are you sure is what im asking?

>>40542092
I know.

>>40542036
idk 1971, but maybe i do
;3

>>40542090
Does HR still give free printouts for these? My printer stopped working and I need to fax this to the jannie department so my complaint will reach the right people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2CJ71eFGwc

>>40542084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geli_Raubal

>>40542102
I need to watch this before the world ends but I keep putting it off.

>>40542100
it wont absolve you, you know

>>40542094
>>40542099
You only take things seriously when it's convenient for you, like my posts when they are negative or your posts when they are funny.

>>40542104
Ask HR

>>40542054
Hes right you a fucking pussy. Level up.

>>40542052
The guy hating you is right. You over the top nigger, have a heart for him. Remember how it felt.

>>40542108
wtf thats not right he made her into a shrunken head and then made her into soap you're pushing revisionism

>>40542115
I'm taking you very seriously, that's why I sent you that video.

The nobody exists.

>>40542112

You’re locked in here with me.

>>40542110
Present day, Present time

Surely, this time.

>>40542108
Yeah that's pretty fucked.
Dunno what your point is.

>>40542118
If he didn't get there on his own like I did he needs a slap on the butt to get him going in the right direction.

>>40542119
And your doing CYA for a dead pedophile with a meth addiction.

>>40541824
If you look like Text book Jesus, you don't look like Jesus. Sorry, not sorry.

"Tra-guy, what I'm about to do... will push me to the limit. Fighting sloppily.... will only wear you down. If this doesn't work, then it will be my time to die. I'll leave the rest.... to you!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=BrqGmN3_tdHtJA6s&v=TXRh0JBsdnw&feature=youtu.be

>>40542061
If you know why its not worth living, you know whats missing, needed.

If you gained it, You'd still have that feeling over something else.

Go put your self somewhere with lots of real world people with a generic goal of happiness. And see if the need isnt gone even if its not met the way you would think.

Might be surprised. Go roll. The Dice.

>>40542124
ogeyyy

>>40542132
ugh

^^

im too kind

>>40542115
I dont take things seriously unless there is a reason to care, otherwise yes im being unserious and ignoring death worship clownworld npc fucks like you. You think you better than me? you're a mass murderer like the rest. Try again.

>>40542118
>>40542121
>"just man up"
I'm facing prison time for making a shit post about Jews on this gay ass website.
Tell them to man the fuck up and stop taking things so seriously.

>>40542130
I agree, which is why I did the same. But you went too far.

>>40542145
Like and subscribed to you .gif lol :D

>>40542155
Cmon anon! We revive downed teammates on the battlefield, not push them into the dirt!

>>40542154
psa anytime you hear anyone ask "you think you're better than me?" i dont think its safe to keep being around them - idk tho not like im a psychologist or some shit

>>40542155
Prison isn't the end of your life.
Treat it as a time to reflect and grow.
Change is inevitable in life.
You can do it anon, believe in yourself.

>>40542156
Maybe, maybe not.
In my experience it takes a shock to get guys like him to listen and actually try.

"HE" Invented Slap Fighting and NOBODY credits him for it. https://youtu.be/jBzrQAr5O34?feature=shared

>>40542155
oooh you need to be a scarier terry so they'll not want to lose a city to you.

> its ok, I got you dawg.

>>40542157
I did not come here to make peace.

>>40542154
>you're a mass murderer
You're insane and neurotic.

>>40542160
tank you pls shar and hit bell f0r more conetne for you to give me mones

>>40542167
"Man Up"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU9zuIqPcJw

>>40542161
Um, based!

https://youtu.be/fBI9i3HlFVE

Alright guys, got to make a little cash now, have a great day, was fun this morning, hope we have more morning revivals and always remember, You Got This!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwgHrAi8CCI

>>40542174
You've ignored your self your entire life and caused great evils to manifest while programmed by all content.

Take my boot on your neck with all the knowing of what you did and how to do it to you. Face it or you will be fucking off.

>>40542179
I lost track of who I was replying to lol, but my point still stands.
Be frenly, not the enemy :)

>>40542170
If that is your desire, it is so~

^^

Adrenaline is fun. Actually, adrenaline makes me endless~

>>40542182
You're not talking to me that way man. I was already booted on my neck. You're just sacred that you are going to be made by force to Go to Hell because you are so evil and corrupted.

Fuck the fuck off yourself bootnigger.

Productive dreams and another nice jag of rain, thank you.

>>40542182
I've never murdered anyone you fucking liar.
>Take my boot on your neck
What kind of oppressor are you trying to be?

>>40542189
People misunderstand that video.
Mulan's training isn't about manning up.
It's about using what you already have to overcome insurmountable obstacles.
The weights on her wrists end up letting her climb.
Same for anyone who feels "tortured" by life and like it's all ogre.
Maybe I need to work on being nicer about it when I see people licking their wounds.

https://youtu.be/XCd09oKLUl4

Evil Christ be like
If someone slaps you on one cheek, nuke the shit out of their whole nation

>>40542201
He's still talking about me because my record is as much as Lucifer, if not more. Lucifer had 500,000,000 kills. I'm probably closer to 8bn. But you see it doesn't matter because everyone is back and I fixed it.

so glad u r PROUD
about it

^^

>>40542204
FUCK OFF. That was a 2D dimension and a 1D universe.

>>40542203
You ok buddy?

Fuck this fucking bullshit on here today. Y'all are hylic and I'm the only real one on here.

Might be able to prove it too. >>40542222

>>40542215
I farted.

IM BARKON
WOOOHOOO

I PICKED THAT NAME
I WROTE THAT
WOOOHOOO

BARKON FOREVER

>>40542204
>we take your posts super seriously but you better not take our posts seriously about threatening you or wanting you to kill yourself

>>40542194
I'll talk to you any fucking which way I like, Why?

> because I know the planet I live on, all its creatures and why they are, so much so I can tell you what other worlds would be like because it never changes on the basic. EVER.

I did the work you have ignored, and its all about you. Each personalized piece. Guess you too busy feeding your entire life on others to ever bother with you.

get the fuck out of my sight, You're a peasant, and Im not egotisitical but im definitely sick of your shit and everyone like you. If I had enough poison....... aye!

>>40542223
Yeahhhhhhh muthafucka that's the spirit!

>>40542202
>Maybe I need to work on being nicer about it when I see people licking their wounds.
That would help. But yeah I hate "manning up" term as if bottling up emotion is the key to success. Most often its the key to brain tumors and heart failure.
>It's about using what you already have to overcome insurmountable obstacles.
:) great interpretation! I'm gonna quote Ratatouille here: "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere"

>>40542217
What are you lashing out about really?
I'm playing therapist today.
This is a safe space to talk about your feels.
I mean, someone will probably call you a faggot, but you can ignore that.
I'll try to help.

>>40542223
It's ok, everyone farts, except girls.
Girls never fart.

>>40542223
I believe you cunt. HEY!! NO Audio Streams Allowed on here.

>>40542201
Oh im not going to be king in charge, Im going to be fucking leave me alone but you never could until I MADE YOU level king.

We dont need shit, we win, we hermit. You play a game for fools. We play it to kill you fucking fools.

> My forest!

Fucking HYPOCRITES.

>>40542225
Shut up Leroy.

>>40542203
Oh you're the new schizone now.

>>40542237
>We play it to kill you fucking fools.
Careful that sounds like an actionable threat.

>>40542238
Fucking voiceless pussy ass niggas. Wanna say something. Have the balls to say it to my face instead of pretending. Every psychic knows all. You a fucking clown.

>>40542203
What Pixel you got?
I love my 3 y/o phone and it still works as well as the day I bought it.

>>40542241
>Careful that sounds like an actionable threat.
You better fucking take it seriously. They do kill people and they do get away with it. You don't know what the Jewish Cabal is capable of. Leroy killed me already and he already admitted that he did and I came back and showed him again and he did it again and after that, I pushed him off the roof of the Ritz Carlton in Jerusalem.

>>40542241
Go report it, Figure out why Im treated differently in the NG than all the rest of you cunts. You get banned for what I SAY.

fuck you.

so like, there was this 1 time, a crack addict was gonna kill me, if i didnt make a booty pix. that person threatened me, & i believed it

>>40542250
Cause Leroy, you have the backing of the most wealthy ghetto in all of the middle east.

>>40542242
>they said on the anonymous website
I would love to but you would be disappointed I'm not the monster you keep trying to make me out to be.

>>40542237
>crying out in pain as they strike you

>>40542252
its not you ya need to worry about, Any magician will tell you that. Remember your place? AMONG A SEA OF MORONS WHO DO NOT THINK IN LOGICAL WAYS! Want me to show you how much stupid I can do.

>>40542252
How harrowing, but they didn't kill you and you're alive now.
Nothing wrong with sending booty pix.
I'd say that means you won.

https://youtu.be/uoiHS_tBk-k

>>40542224
>you better not take our posts seriously about threatening you or wanting you to kill yourself

Those weren’t jokes.

>>40542257
HAHAH. Good point. They will damn you if you do and damn you if you don't.

>>40542255
No, Because Im a bad bad man who you cant throw pussy, money, or anything else at, Whos done fuck all to be erased over and you got nada. BIG OL FUCKING NOTHING! but what I HAVE DONE TO YOU! And im never stopping until all current norms are gone. ALL OF IT. And no im not that important. Im just one of many that knows what you all are. You get fucking no respect from me, I was you. So fuck you.

>>40542260
When everyone is special, NOBODY is special.

>>40542262
I died 888 times.

>>40542264
They’re not gonna do a damned thing,

>>40542259
hasnt been much noise in years. Just quick reaction attacks on them. Its why it looks like protected status. You dont wanna die do you? oh you do. Oh k then. Go the way of all my enemies and they choose to hate truth to become that. Nothing else.

>>40542263
And you honestly think I have some magical control over a NUCLEAR WAR?
You are the actual monsters here.

>>40542269
OK FINE, you win. You got to be me. BIG WHOOPT FUCKING DOOO. LA T FUCKING DAH

Every psychic knows all.

>>40542275
You said that the Palastinians were the monsters. Remember? You knew they were a 3 headed troll. So you had the Iranian Guard pretend to throw stones over a fence but they all hit their mark.

FUCK YOU LEROY.

>>40542255
But ya know. in honor of the fact I watched a movie last night and I rarely do. I'll follow a rule from it. 10th man. And begin to make that class of people hate me so very much so that if it is true I can go back to acing insane mode. This easy bs you got me on isnt gonna cut it for the real fun.

>>40542275
>And you honestly think I have some magical control over a NUCLEAR WAR?

No. I don’t even know you. If a nuclear war kicks off it’ll be because multiple governments are failing.

>>40542252
so like one time a guy walked infront of my house while I was watering plants, and asked for a ride. I obliged. He wanted to pick up his girlfriend. On the way, she asks (to him, about me) "is he a cop too?" and I shot out "Yeah I am too," and he goes "nonono, hes not". and then they both get all fidgety while I try not to laugh. I kick them out at a gas station that's got like 5 white police SUVs parked and the girl asked "wait, you dont know whats going on?" after i said get the fuck out.

Moral of the story is niggas be wildinn bruh. thats 100 percent true story.

>>40542275
Of course you don't have magical control over it because you're not The Nobody.

>>40542271
Everybody is special.
You could look around your whole life and not see another person that looks just like you.
You could look around your whole life and not see another person that thinks just like you.
Combine the two, and that's almost impossible, but even if that was the case, they don't have your exact experiences.
You are one/infinity. The most special and rare and so is everyone else. Everyone is precious.

https://youtu.be/nDqaTXqCN-Q

>>40542273
>you're manic and don't know who you're talking to.

>>40542257
Sure thats all they all were. Until they were made to shut down.

Small hats
Big problems!

>>40542271
Not enlarging pic.

> Thinks: He died; HARD!

>>40542262
oh no, except that im a Man, & somehow my asshole is very sexually appealing to the point of making another Man's cock hard because He think its a 'bussy'

very fucked up
>we live in a civilization, & this is what it is about AMIRITE?!?!?

if the more u cum the more u love it, is true, why does he not stop cummingsjadknflajknf;lkjasndflkd

>>40542294
He knows the Rock that Stands the Test of Time and of Truth. Leroy use to be real close friends to the Rock of Ages. Even called me Elijah once or twice, telling me that he saved a cup for me at the table. When I went to that table, they jewed me out of my own cup. FUCK OFF

>>40542283
No?
>>40542286
Exactly.
>>40542288
But I have to suffer because of this stupid meme anyway.

>>40542300
I don't know but there are support groups for this kind of thing.
If your dad is that sexually aggressive it might be time to contact one.

Every psychic has psychic powers.

>>40542294
i am the slowest version of myself ive been in a while. I do not need time to think well and destroy you in debate. The fact I am now 100x involved. should make you leave.

> Kicker is, you aint in the know. SO KNOW FUCKING NOTHING. I get to play with you.

>>40542301
>Eat shit I WILL talk about Saddam

>>40542302
Pretending to be a Palestinian so you can point fingers and placate blame. It's no wonder the Jews hate their own God.

>>40542311
Excuse me, I'm trying to enjoy my beef florentine for breakfast.
Can you try to stop shitting up the thread with negative energy please?
Try smiling and saying out loud "I am having a good morning."

>>40542305
And remember, licking door handles is illegal in other planets.

>>40542321
Breakfast? IYKYK
The God of the Jews. Eats his own children.

>>40542323
>licking door handles
We've come a long way from swallowing keys.

Omniscience is the most sought after psychic power and the nobody doesn't have it.

>>40542323
Can I still use Mountain Dew for eye wash?

>>40542327
So, you're not even going to try to have a good morning?

https://youtu.be/pYnLO7MVKno

>>40542333
HE did once have it but the dark bitched about there being no distinguishing lines between good and evil. FUCK OFF. The proof is simple and undeniable, the darkness cannot comprehend the light. FUCK OFF

>>40542333
Skill issue, omniscience is easy.

>>40542333
Omniscience is sort've worthless with no ability to apply what you know.

>>40542300
Rofl. Im not sure how much of this is a shitpost jest and how much is real? Do you not understand exactly what they love. let me give you a clue..... its man and female. Nothing changed but the minds. So If hes hulkroided and into your bitch ass feminine whine go with it. you the woman.

>>40542335
FUCK NO. I get bashed every day all day and I come here to my own thread that praises me for being a big pushover nobody and this is how I am greeted with a HOW DO YOU FUCK OFF DO. NO Y'all ruined my fucking day. Not

>>40542343
Same fucking excuse as last time. It's not about the omnipresence is about the Omnicolor. Darkness is a fucking cunt that cries like a baby with a diaper rash.

>>40542343
Once you figure out omniscience, omnipotence is equally easy.

https://youtu.be/uints81YYMc
>>40542345
You shouldn't let external factors dictate your behavior, especially if you want to be The Nobody. Makes you seem very unNobodyish

>>40542327
Why they want you to break the fast.....

> Like every fucking day?

>>40542353
I'm not the nobody. I am the faker.
I am the walruss koo koo cachoo.

{redacted}

>>40542355
> Problem: We cant let them get to 40 days maaaaaaan
> Solution: Heres a bowl of cereal chilling with me el k. Break the fast.
> You don't like that? Toast? then? no? I mean you are but no? ok.

>>40542359
There are many fakers; it's a shame I'd like to meet the real Chinese Nobody and thank them for all the super powers.

https://youtu.be/NjD0H4eBfng

>>40542366
ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS

All the dubs belong to dubby? too many. Im out for a bit.

I just had banana bread and ice cream for breakfast and haven't even been told to engage myself in some distractive busywork yet...
>beyond vlessed

You had to fucking drag me here because I was making fun of your feds on pol for being morons.
I used to DEFEND JEWS on that shit hole board because I knew generalizing large groups of innocent people was wrong.
And you picked me apart until I hated everyone and everything.
You should be in my place right now.

If Israel continues to escalate with Iran then they place mines in the strait of Hormuz, and then gas prices will unironically go to $10.00+ in a very short amount of time.

Faster than light

>>40542378
10? For one whole gas? It’s been stuck at that for what? 9 - 10 days now?

>>40542377
Hating everyone is suffering.
Loving everyone is bliss.
Cultivate bliss anon.

>>40542375
i'm having beef florentine, it's very good, highly recommend.
One of my house goys made it for me.

>>40542387
>a goy made it
Not kosher

>>40542341
Inb4 just align your will with God's.

>>40542387
Post plox of.the Florentine.

>>40542390
I don't keep kosher.
It's not what goes in but what goes out that defiles a man.

>>40542395
Yep.

>>40542396
I'm not gonna but it's rolled beef florentine.
I had 3 I feel fullllll
this is how neetkings eat brekkie.

https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw

>>40542155
Really? :(

>>40542061
On the opposite, friend.

>He isn't gonna post the Florentine
He never had any.

>>40542210
>exists
>isn't a /b/ poster
>isn't posting about how he is the Nobody
checks out

>>40542377
>nice dubs but you put yourself there
>git gud

>>40542409
It's pretty cheap actually I think it was less than McDonalds.
Here's what it looks like only without the chives cuz the house goy is lazy.

>>40542378
Oil makers will be scared of Israel big pp
They will go down prices forceveryone
Free food too
And AI to control bureaucracy

Earth to the poor people!!
Junkyards and bacterias!

John the Baptist was WRONG with his water thing

>>40542426
Disturbing my brekkie by sneak dissing Jesus through John.

https://youtu.be/2WcRXJ4piHg

The powers that be are so dumb and they are going to regret being traitors. 1500 years of history down the fucking drain, well played you goddamn moron. All of that just to gain a glorified telepathic smartphone. Pathetic.

The non-poor people should live underground
Only the poor know what is love

>>40542447
That's a good thing though.

>>40542452
How is that a good thing? They betrayed their heritage just to gain money and tech. They are literally the biggest scum in the history of humanity.

>>40542455
You wouldn't get it.

https://youtu.be/M5Blx2p4hhk

Your magic man is fake lol yo

>>40542458
What, you're gonna spew about how it's all God's plan and how they don't have the mandate of heaven but China has?
Fucking retard.

I am better than the nobody.

I am more powerful than the nobody.

>>40542465
https://youtu.be/q6EoRBvdVPQ

What is The Crimson Egg in the context of the sacrifice?

>>40542470
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>40542472
Undiagnosed Schizophrenia

>>40542471
Yeah you're the biggest retard of these threads it's no wonder. Keep licking the boot and thinking you're literally the son of God you delusional fag.

Shidds sunny today..

>>40542473
Yeah right buddy a navy seal spends time on forums arguing with nerds. Sure buddy

>>40542480
And after I prayed for your career to succeed.
All well.

>>40542481
It's cuz Lucifer is blowing up the sun.

>>40542483
Newfag detected

>>40542485
He's a tourist.

>>40542488
Ah ok I thought he said “terrorist”. Disregard.

>>40542485
>>40542488
Been here longer than both of you combined newbies

>>40542490
https://youtu.be/GhKMVlHz9FQ

>>40542472
The 300years special egg
I’d put it on 500years and the prophet line

>>40542490
Stop lying, bro.

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>>40542499
You really fell for the simplest counterbait there is, playing dumb. You think I don’t know the navy seal copypasta? I’ve been on the internet for 30 years kiddo, longer than you’ve been alive

>>40542501
THAT"S TOO YUNG TO POST HERE
(DISCLAIMER FOR FEDS: I am being ironic, I am not new and this is a joke)

>>40542502
I'm 34, so no.

>>40542502
>I was merely pretending to be retarded

>>40542502
Were both older than you.

>>40542513
Occam’s razor
>>40542509
Typical millennial

He got here maybe 2016 at the earliest

>>40542518
This is Kevin.
Kevin is retarded.
This is Steven.
Steven is pretending to be retarded.
They're both eating crayons.

He doesn’t even remember 9/11

>>40542525
You dumbass!
9/11 was a hoax.
There never were any "twin towers" there.
It was all special effects and crisis actors.

https://youtu.be/8bzAWUPaXu8

2007 I was already on my fifth abramelin ritual
Wbu?

>>40542479
Who has that?

>>40542535
By 2007 I had sacrificed 7 chickens and then swung them around over my head so that the sin would go into the chicken to trick god.

>>40542378
Good. I'll start walking/biking more to save money and get in shape!

What is the plan for the rioters? Will more be squished? I don't feel enough energy for a self immolation, unfortunately :/

>>40542483
Ay, Navy Seals can be mentally ill too.

>>40542462
No shit, but they're in love with the magician even if they know his tricks.
Weird planet man :/

Learn from me.

I have a arrest warrant on me!

>>40542650
just you wait

Do you want to know what's funny? It's not because of all of this crazy shit that is in focus right now, but out of bitter spite, they have a coordinated effort to remain consoled between half-bridged judges with bureaucratic power and somewhat freely ordained wet psychologists working freelance scatter shifts on an encrypted table...

Don't ask me how I know that, but... I think I do, anyways, right?

Bye!

If you ruffle the feathers of the wet-work wet psycholgists and somehow create an "imaginary buffer", the judges don't know how to cheat the skipping process.

The warrant's useless, and everyone knows it.

>I am a hero!

>>40541617
Lucifer will not show mercy this time we're fucked.

It's all in my head anyways, isn't it? The good stuff is in my head.

I wouldn't worry about a second. Would you?

https://youtu.be/IOelyXaVK6w?t=2287

we shall dance we shall sing

>>40542650
What did you do, bro?

Yalllaaaaa, mashallaaaah, inshallaaa, habibi

The word of the day is 16061, and the secondary course of the next menu, is 142857, and the dessert is hereby...

I actually don't remember that. Can you help me out?

And in essence of the total forgiven spark of all contrasts, there is yet, by no folly of any mark, the daring venture in the days counting mark of all darkness, in which...

Can you help me out?

I am happy, thank you. Very much.

I snuck a 12-pack of beer past my handlers at the sober house!! Hahahaha

>>40542798
Kk