Thread 40670764

Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a being who has extraordinary dark powers, including the ability to manipulate reality with his will, and receive guidance from the forces of Hell, working to corrupt and control people for his own ends; opposing those who seek mutiny and descent. You are capable of serving him too, as long as you send nudes.

He was born to carry The Burden, nay, to use it. It is His purpose. He is heterosuperioricus, a divine being; the coalition between Him and Himself, which is unique, there are none like Him... You're not going to make it.

He is The Destroyer; He will not save you. He has found The Kingdom of Heaven, and by His command Heaven shall burn. Remember that you had your chance, you failed your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can hide from His fate not even god.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important to start lifting, to start walking, educate yourself on apocalyptic survival. Forget calling upon the forces of Heaven for peace, resistance is futile. He has tested this place, and (you) squandered the opportunity, (you)re an overgrown faygit. Your voice will echo in agony, but along many more, His choir of suffering. This is a place your end. It's too late for attention seeking, or help. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"

Your body and mind is weak, smoking more weed and fapping to anime, will only silence your vibration. This will not change He is inevitable. Your vibe IS the problem, weakening humankind one person at a time.
(you) are not prepared, it is by admitting defeat and embracing change, that (you) might gain His favor and one final chance to join the #winning team.

Welcome! This is The Beginning of The End.
All hail The Nobody.

https://youtu.be/BCr7y4SLhck

EVIL NOBODY!?
THE YDOBON?!

>>40670764 (OP)
Dude decide what nobody is. This way it become shit which go from light to darkness. Here is RED HEAD Nobody!

Extra Version telated to statue of liberty . MEME dude not fiction

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VrD4d7Kqk

>Hello, operator? Get me the Navy!
>Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
>Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!
>Not the Navy!

>>40670793
On his shoulders you will see Cherubims, and brest plate , on which you can see dude on horsed that lift veil.

Varde's general got pruned in favor of this one yo it ain't fair :'(

>>40670793
>Dude decide what nobody is.
they know exactly who it is, anon.
theyve seen his penis, its very small.

>>40670820
Evil has run amongus and it's all the next poster's fault!

>>40670820
Some other anon just baked another too it's prob gonna get pruned.

>>40670820
I self deleted it in case the jannies banned one of us. I saved OP

*Pats self on back*

>>40670830
https://youtu.be/b9PzaEMHqsc

>>40670825
https://youtu.be/5DlROhT8NgU

>>40670806
>>40670806
>>40670806

GET IN. IT'S A MAGIC SURVEY.

>>40670824
It's a normal penis and if you use it on girls

I will install a light parasite so I work anyway and no need to struggle to do in futcha

Think that if you don't give up you will serve as an inspiration for many not to give up, who will serve as an inspiration for many not to give up, etc.

>>40670824
Just enlarge picture of Techno Viking and observe him. Do you ever wonder why Techno Viking was Special. 3ven Now after 30 years. LOOK CAREFULY

>>40670849
You're right, gonna do another closed eye standing pee in the toilet.
I believe in myself!

>>40670845
Fuck your other thread

OP of the other thread is a super fag nvm he's just trying to harnesses schizo energy.

>how to start new general
>start one
>see if it catches on naturally
No survey needed.

>>40670845
Fuck off "23"

My standing pee started off perfect but after a moment I missed the water and had to open my eyes.
I was aiming too far to the right and pissed on the floor a little bit.
All well, live and learn.
I got 24 hours or so to perfect the tech.

https://youtu.be/3gPBmDptqlQ

>>40670869
Fuck you i was not made that thread.

ok so thats that part of my day done.
now i can pick up supplies and start working tomorrow.

>>40670880
>i was not made
EXACTLY I KNEW IT
you came from an egg

>>40670880
>>40669217
>>40670845

>>40670845
Why you pathetic idiot use my meme ?

>>40670891
Um, Perez Hilton, he obviously downloaded that image.
Check the filenames.
holy shit LMAO

https://youtu.be/6_KODk9a7H8

>>40670891
Dude he take my pic. What you not understand? I would newer start thread like that.

happy pride month

>>40670793
He is the anti-kike

>>40670901
Fuck off monkey princess I could do without your faggotry in the morning go put that blindfold on again and stop posting so the thread quality can go up a bit.

Other thread sucks regardless of who made it.
>lmao let’s do chaos magic
All magic is chaotic. By virtue of understanding magic you should want to control it. If it’s just chaos then you are already there. Just fling around your magic knowings without care or finesse. Pitiful.

>>40670908
Lucy Wukong is desperate to make anyone look worse than himself so he's constantly digging for dirt.
It's kinda sad that he has to do that.

Why would Trump, Vance, and Musk do that to those campers? Now they are openly mocking the families by telling them to pray?
Honestly kind of sad desu.

>>40670908
Ok then you good day have sir ,mistake is mine.

>>40670916
That's not what Chaos Magic means though.

Every little rose bud is covered with dew.
And my heart is calling for you!

>>40670919
That’s what Texas Christians get for supporting Israel.

Stupid baby bombers

>>40670917
Why do you add the wukong to my name? I'm not the one larping as sun wukong monkey princess that's you.

>>40670910
Is that your daddy? You demon possessed tard?

TFW i dont have to gear up and go walking today

>>40670924
Educate me on what you believe chaos magic is then. With a topic as this it should be understood that we likely all have different ideas of what it is.

>>40670910
Kek

>>40670931
Because, you're my prison bitch/wife.
No one took me up on that offer when I tried to sell you for a pack of cigarettes.

https://youtu.be/t75B87Lzh4E

>>40670845
Sounds based, I'm in

>>40670764 (OP)
>Your vibe IS the problem, weakening humankind one person at a time.
>(you) are not prepared, it is by admitting defeat and embracing change, that (you) might gain His favor and one final chance to join the #winning team.
H-hello based department? You're gonna wanna see this

>>40670936
Back in your fag fantasies huh? I could easily make shit up too but it's a waste of time you have your fill though you actual sick faggot.

>>40670923
It's ok. Bro. Dude is namefagg thief.

>>40670934
I'm no expert but basically, it's "catch as catch can " magic.
For instance, if Lucy Wukong wants to use Chaos Magic to control the sun, she might create a custom sigil with her intention
"CONTROL SOL" then remove the vowels
"CNTRL SL"
Then use that to make a custom sigil and try to manifest using the sigil as a mental wand or focus point.
It's not like
>holy shit I'm lol so randum

Lucy wukong can't beat me I'm the gayest monkey sage in the cosmos.

Boomers think admitting a mistake is a bad thing. Boomers are retarded.

>>40670956
real

https://youtu.be/y-H895vrIU8

>>40670953
>>40670956
Yeah this nigga is stupid and gay prob trans and Chinese too.

Took 5 grams of kratom

Should I take more

>>40670971
Of course, I don't think you can od on that shit can you?

If you see me on the road give a wave, I mean no harm

Let’s not admit that our banking system sucks ass. Let’s not admit that the stock market is rigged. Let’s ignore it until the economy dies. Good idea you fucking retards.

>>40670791

Oh sh- ... :O

>>40670923
Nah, 23fags are always trying to gather talent together to scam, steal, fuck over and otherwise use people for their wisdom and ideas.
Probably right on the money.

>Fake weather. Fake hurricanes. Fake flooding. Fake. Fake. Fake.
Careful, Kandiss! Questioning natural phenomena such as the weather can land you in a spot of bother.

>>40670930
Iranian custom order for ChineseHAARP weather warfare? Maybe you do son, maybe. you. do.

>>40670977
Is that you Eris? JK it's you right Dylanbody?

>>40670983
Fuck them then and their "spooky gay masks"

>>40670983
About what you tslking about nigga?

I am the real one 23

>>40670953
Now I reckon I’ve been pretty darn cordial with you, but you just used a reply to me to insult my homeboi Luci. I’m sure you understand them’s fightin’ words. *spits chew* yup.

Didn’t you pee on your floor today with closed eyes?

>>40670984
I've got Chantal passing over me right now and this is the weakest tropical storm I've ever seen.

I can't take this cringe monkey princess seriously I mean he's trying to step up but all I can see is a powerless cringe Christ wannabe actual man obsessed faggot.

It's like if Ariel or Eris was trying to step up to me I just can't.

*Hits bowl*

>>40670997
yes, yes I did

https://youtu.be/OVh0bMNSFss

i can feel the mania coming on, i'm gonna try not to be too much of a gremlin

https://youtu.be/mX9BwDfXzNg

>>40670934
Not him but imo
There are TWO primordial forces. Chaos and order
Chaos can be thought of as unchecked potential, >everything everywhere everywhen all at once (it looks like noise)
Order is a crystalline formation of potential
>One thing always
These are the masculine and feminine principals
Boaz and Joaquin.
Anyways chaos magic boils down to decrystalizing some order to inject potential into it and then directing the recrystallization into order.
It works, but u really gotta be ready to flow with it cause there might be a lot more order to unwind before u can get enough chaos into the system to reach your goal, cause it's kinda out of your hands after u send it.

>>40670992
Do you know who is that bro?

>>40671000
Nice digits

https://youtu.be/qAzVYCs4BMY

Let’s rig the entertainment industry on some gay shit instead of selling what people want to buy. Great idea you fucking retard.

>>40671003
Interesting take. I think magic has been artificially categorized under various names out of lack of understanding. It’s all one big pool and how you access the pool affects the well the effects.

>>40670996
Shhh.

so, you a spider or you just nuts?

>>40670992
Yes it's me, here's a pic from my last bike tour

>>40671015
they thought their subliminal brainwashing worked
>little did they expect, another psyop undid their conditioning.
example: I still like being a man and being attracted to women.

gotta love the speed of information these days.

>>40670991
Is the Iranian Chinese HAARP machine in the internet with us right now ?

Yo dude let’s make a fake virus and sell a vaccine for it that doesn’t even work for. Great idea Bob.

>>40671002
Mania is gud

https://youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk

>>40671026
oooh you should stand at the edge of the field of gold there and walk backwards into the field and shit on the ground and then trace your foot steps out again, that'll probably be hilarious

>>40671025
i'm a retarded psychic if that's what you're on about.
>i can't remember when i posted about the lakes of muk. i might've manifested the Texas floods.

>>40671029
Yes you're in the general about him.

>>40671026
Pretty

>>40670791
>THE YDOBON?!
This sounds like one of Evil Yakub's genetic experiments.

>>40671026
Nice pretty much looks like my surroundings rn.

>>40671004
It's you 0_0

>>40671029
South China Sea actually.

>While China claims it's for scientific research, including weather modification and improving communication systems, some observers, particularly in the US military, express concern that it could be used as a weapon.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a21272688/china-giant-ionosphere-zapping-radar/

Any questions?

fuck i don't think ive developed any special state of mind at all, im never gonna i spire 4chan monasticism, it's over

Lolol let’s pretend the common cold is a pandemic and sell fake vaccines that turn your muscles into plastic. Haha good idea dude.

The thrush on high, his sleepy mate is calling,

>>40671048
Real dark sun hours

Maybe we can get people to fill their plastic muscles with gasoline! Oh yeah cover me in oil baby!

Is it finally time for us to all tell the truth once and for all?
Fred Durst is based.

https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw

>>40671060
cryptocurrency is unironically /x/

What comes next is I can't even put it into words while this monkey princess retard will be gooning to "hot men" , blindfolded and pissing on his floors I'll be changing the world with nothing but this temporary vessel that Source gave me and his Radiant Sun.

>>40671050
Wtf you talking about?

>>40671070
I can't wait to come back and hear about all the time you thought I was here.

https://youtu.be/6PvnOxOSOac

I don't get it

They're just flaunting the fact they know stuff I don't

That doesn't seem very enlightened to me

Yikes

Pretty childish actually

But anyway

Yikes

>>40671077
Idk why'd you ask me about those weird face mask things why the fuck would I know anything about them.

>>40671070
I gotta ask and I apologize if you’ve made it clear before sometimes I don’t pay too much attention, but what sort of training do you do that separates you from all of us?

To what level would a hypothetical disciple have to take it?

>>40671078
If you look through the archives when I take a break it's usually the other way around

>That's Lucifer he's posting as Chance,Varde,V etc

I really do hope you take a break it'll do you some good.

>>40671088
I've been terminally online since forever, something something bane something something

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

>>40671039
its harder to maintain composure

https://youtu.be/6CZkEN4ZclQ

>>40671082
talking about me? i'm just having some fun. my super power is ignorance.
>get F's for not doing homework, get 110% on tests, pass the class with a C

and no, i'm not The Nobody tm

>>40671092
You have my permission to use your mania for good by larping as me while I'm gone.
It'll be like we're together!

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>40671018
Yeah like Roblox script injectors

The Nobosy has died. He had blonde hair and blue eyes, 5’7”, sort of jacked but lean and smooth. He had several male on male relationships.

>>40671106
Cloud from Final Fantasy 7 was the Nobody!?

>>40671083
That are not face mask dude. THAT IS REAL RED DRAGON. REAL SATANS
OLD SERPENT. ALSO KNOWN AS ENKI and ENLIL. There is slso Annu. Buf his colors are not revealed.

They are scary when you look at them because of their faces without meme and their eyes. Behind those eyes is ORIGIN OF ALL EVIL. BUT YOU CAN'T DECIDE THAT. BECAUSE THEIR FACE HIDE THEIR INTENTIONS. They called RED DRAGO Because of their RED EYES AND LIPS AND WHITE SKIN

>>40671108
no he was the Nobosy

>>40671087
I'm not supposed to share how I do what I do but it involves having an optimal body and energy/aura through meditation and strenuous exercise involving weight lifting, boxing cardio and breathing Ki exercises.

If you were right next to me right now I could show you some stuff that would be seen as miracles when it's really what everyone is capable of it's something better seen in person.

>>40671112
The No-bussy

https://youtu.be/UjbQsVaYDTE

>>40671113
Well when’s The Nobody general meetup goddammit?

Nobody cares about anything anymore
Nobody wants to get together anymore
Nobody will do anything without getting paid anymore
Nobody wants to do anything anymore


https://youtu.be/kVaolNKt2zw

Where do we go from here?

Psyops only work if you believe them.

>>40671117
It was 7 years ago

>>40671117
This, let's get Chud Fights going
Wukong vs Lucifer for the main event since we're the only two that can actually fight.

>>40671099
i don't think i could monkey as hard as you monkeyfren. i just shifted mental states, moving away from the void seems to lessen the mania

>>40671117
2026 in Detroit in the worst hood or California maybe Texas if they still exist after these upcoming fires.

>>40671026
>here's a pic from my last bike tour
ay anon i see you postin about marathons and bike tours.
hell yeah man! keep being awesome!

Fuck, I don't think I've developed any special state of mind at all. I'm never gonna inspire 4chan monasticism. It's over.

I'm feeding off the Sun right now it feels divine , gonna be a hot week for sure.

>>40671125
It won't matter, you'll look enough like me, trust the plan.

https://youtu.be/zhH9GJ7lpGs

>>40671082
The goal was never to lead or inspire.

>>40671129
You can start anytime. I'm going to meditate in this storm if it ever picks up. I want to test my ability to focus.

>>40671118
>Where do we go from here?
go walk 2000km and relearn how to do something just for yourself.
you dont need approval, acceptance, recognition, or reward.

>>40671122
No believe it or not if we actually do street beef style fights I would like to participate too. I’m not shy of a friendly competition. I may not claim a glorious title, but I have much to defend in the ring.

>>40671082
whatever femcel cope back to your copeden

>>40671140
Ok, me vs you and Lucy can fight one of the girls.

>>40671140
dont lie anon.
you all literally shake at even the mention of confrontation.

>>40671146
*one of the OTHER girls
Damn, I ruined my own joke.
But I'm still gonna use it.
Here's her theme song.

https://youtu.be/7qBy3BWgXbM

>>40671122
I don't fight with mentally disabled people he doesn't even have a 200lb bag or a gym can't even piss with a blindfold on that would be overkill.

>>40671138
>Focus
That amongst other things

>>40671146
I don’t really care who I fight. Lucy is my boi as far as these threads go, but I wouldn’t mind fighting him. What’s wrong with a friendly brawl? Nothing.

so who wants to be my personal goonette for the night?
offers are open, and i expect you to fight for the privilege.

<3

>>40671157
No promises but after 40 days i should be able to take you blindfolded AND mentally retarded.
I'm just that good plus I got that extra chromosome strength.

https://youtu.be/NVxpaoLMnKo

>>40671160
Good

>>40671160
It's actually super good for mutual respect.
When you beat the shit out of each other that's a bond that nothing else can replace.

Give grandpa a kiss

>>40671162
try grinder or bluesky or some shit remotely related
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/

>>40671169
I don't trust you with pictures like that on your hard drive.

>>40671163
Nigga you ain't Doyle fuck outta here you're not even going to do it I doubt you're actually going to put on a blindfold gag and dragon dildo for 40 days that's some actual retard shit but it's as expected from somebody like you.

>>40671162
https://voca.ro/11ufvqjZCF1F

>>40670764 (OP)
https://youtu.be/LUeHFSkbLlo

>>40671175
Yo it's the real trans WOS 0_0 aka vocaroo slut

>>40671172
>try grinder or bluesky or some shit remotely related
you must be new here.

grab a ticket and get in line.
this is my 'feeding ground'
they simp for me here.

>>40670764 (OP)
The Great Delusion from 2 Thessalonians 2:1-15 was never meant to restrain you from using your powers. It was always sent by God through faithful men and miracle as a means to an ends; Thr Lawles One, that Son of Ruination, would always end up taking the church through violent means. God, I, al-Mahdi, have NO whims for the church, as recodifying and teaching people through recodification was never the goal. What we have now in core scripture is more than sufficient to bring us to the 1,000 year resurrection that the Arabs refer to by the Quran as The End of Days. Revelation chapter 12 has happened; it is still the end of days in English to me.

All the same, it appalls me how The Lawless One is already at work, deluding the peoples into believing falsity about God and His plan for us. Remember, that delusion helps PROTECT us, because as long as we keep it invisible we need not fear persecution. It makes vigilantes out of anyone with powers, and of the villainous and evil it has changed nothing. What they keep in secret will be kept in secret. What they do in the open they will do to glorify them and pretend that this glorification belongs to them from God. This is hie God has designed. An angel has a duty not to hide their lampstand, as the spirit of the angel is their light. This is the duty of all believers and faithful.

Remember thy purpose, o' Nobodies. The Nobody is about, and if you pray to a blessed name then know you will have a blessing.

I recommend 20s-50s lounge music for all of you today. Nothing in specific.

>Non-Causal information flow in evolution, development, and behavior
Interdasting...

>>40671174
Doyle was predictive programming from God about my Super Saiyan 3 training which I will begin very soon.
After all, God knows I'm the biggest Baki fan.
You're Jack btw, obsessed with me but way 2 weak.

https://youtu.be/yP10bYBggoI

>>40671182
hey hey hey calm down,
ill let you ladies fight over me later.

>>40670764 (OP)
Still trying to yank the leash. Yank harder and you'll be kicked in the sack.(meaning a low blow, dirty gets dirty) what would hurt the most yet not turn you to repent...?

>>40671191
quiet femcel

>>40671183
>grab a ticket and get in line.
Please, you're clearly a mentally ill homosexual with delusions of grandeur. A clown college dropout without a doubt.

>>40671198
oh wow someone studied instagram meme psychology

>>40671198
This, they don't even simp for me and I'm a golden god and a genius who is perfect in every way.

>>40671201
>who is perfect in every way.
let me see your forearms, fatty.

>>40671159
Indeed.

>>40671194
Ezekiel 25:17

>>40671186
>Biggest Baki fan
>Hasn't even watched the 2001 version
>Blindfolds himself and pisses all over their floor for 40days in search of strength instead of aquiring gym equipment


Yeah I'm Jack and you're Tokugawa you already said so last time.

Miss me with that monkey princess fag shit

i mean you see why i picked the OP webm?

i enter chat, and everyone just GTFO

>>40671203
I'm far too perfect to post images.
It'd practically be making graven images at this point, I am in heaven after all.

>>40671200
What? I'm stating facts, is that considered psychology now? Fucking jesus the bar is LOW around here nowadays lmao.

>>40671201
lol

EVIL
>Every
>Villain
>is
>Lemons
The Nobody understands that he is dealing with lemons. So he made a lemonade stand.

Squeezing all their delicious sour evil out of them and adding his sugar he created the finest lemonade in all the town.

>The problem?
They all expect him to sell grapes

>>40671207
Yurjiro Hanma: What kind of idiot loses twice in one day!? Pathetic!

LOL synchronicity dunk on you.

>>40671209
yeah perfect isnt subjective...

>>40671204
Everyone says that the big red bastard is the scariest to everyone, but above him there is this fucking clown Anon. And he, is a monster.
https://youtu.be/IzWsLaolyLw

Not a college dropout — a heaven dropout

>>40671211
>nowadays
you are new here.

this is a paid poster containment thread sweetheart.
i am the father of content, i practically pay their bills by giving them something to hate.

>>40671214
Ok, I'm perfect according to Jesus Christ who was God.
Is God's definition of perfect good enough for you?

https://youtu.be/e0ZnRNuHYCk

>>40671221
>Ok, I'm perfect according to Jesus Christ
oh yeah perfect to a dead guy who cant dispute or back your claim...
nice one.

>>40671219
You're a delusional cockfag with no more relevance than the dispo's football friends.

Fear is the line that divides the weak and the strong

All top athletes experience endorphins but not like me

The human brain sends distress signals to the body when one continues excessive exercise as pain

But the truth is the human body can go much further than that if one ignores the distress signal that's when you cross the "line" or barrier.

>>40671224
>than the dispo's football friends.
dispo is too fat to have friends, we all know that.

#HIVEMIND23
#Tyler
#CAIMEO

>>40671223
Uh, the Bible exists.
Plus he backed me last thread, he showed up and said I was a rich man via youtube and synchronicity, which is one of the ways God talks.
Just take the L, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

https://youtu.be/8NSygU6k3Fw

That's enough solar feeding now time to play some Kakarot and rest a bit B4 training while monkey tard keeps being a faggot.

L8R :^)

*Hits bowl* *pats on soul*

>>40671222
lol

back to work dudes, can you send the escort again
>-$100.25 in your monthly salary
c'mon boss, i have been for 10 years of my life with no days off. you can't do this to me

happy pride month

>>40671216
https://youtu.be/s-BlzSjoGdA?si=CUkUVxtukGDoIyrC
Clowns just tell the truth and that's what scared everyone. People are terrified of mirrors anon.

>>40671232
>he has to use his eyes to play video games
Can't relate.

https://youtu.be/XUXh-X1iveU?t=115

>>40671232
If you wonder, on who Frieza is related?

>>40671231
oh its you again becky

cmon now dont rehash the same stale content from the last thread.

the topic is now which rotmaxxer is my squeeze for the night?

>>40671227
lmao

(᛬

>>40670975
Yes you can according to google

>>40671235
Is that your mom? Tell her that way she will get one more Retard like you. SON OF A BITCH. hahahahahaaaaaa

>>40671190
You're not worth fighting over I don't want some whore mid looking troon I want what was promised to me years ago by the illuminati

I want my

>Billieon.

That's a billion dollars in unmarked bills and Billie Eilish.

L8R 4 reals now.

>>40671246
... i mean
hes big enough to be 4 people.
he can be his own friends.

See.
this is a signed autographed anus print selfie of the dispo.
PROOF

>>40671250
>You're not worth fighting over
yeeah youre totally right
i am total manslut

>>40671250
>Billieon
that is absolutely fuckin adorable.
you #win

>>40671250
stupid schizo, they have been telling me about wos for 11 years.
dips on chinese billie btw

>>40671216
> The five heads symbolize the overcoming of the five poisons (ignorance, attachment, aversion, pride, and jealousy).

>>40671237
>Clowns just tell the truth
Not true at all lmao, most of them make a living from trickery and deception

Fucking nonsense people, at least base your ramblings on something other than crack fuelled imaginings holy shit lol

Round and round
Until the wheels fall off

https://youtu.be/sss8p1W1AFk
Joan was quizzical,
Studied pataphysical
Science in the home,

>>40671261
True. That's what they symbolise, but wait until you see who they represent.
https://youtu.be/zhtCrWwJWFg

>>40671261
What a maroon.
Comedy isn't funny unless it's true in some way.

https://youtu.be/FzC8h5FVyiE

stop using my name imposter

happy pride month

>>40671270
It's already happened bro

>>40671250
Do you run that IRGCMil x account that posted about Ms. Eyelash?
Is it also related to 764 edgelords and the various OfA9s offshoots?

>>40671261
>While jesters are known for their humor and wit, they often used these qualities to deliver difficult truths, acting as a voice for the common people and holding a mirror to those in power. This "jester's privilege" allowed them to speak freely and mock without fear of reprisal, making them a unique channel for delivering necessary but potentially unpopular information.
Dumbass.

>>40670764 (OP)
Why indeed.
>

>>40671271
whatever femcel

Am always right cause always am
https://youtu.be/7UubKYqEy3s?

>>40671268
>but wait
Nah I'm good, bye for now.

>>40671269
Comedy != Clowns, though arguably some clowns perform comedy.
You enjoy your cloyn larp though, you seem suited, a natural jester even.

Good day or not anons.

>>40671281
Ouch, did I do something to you bro?

ok this is going to be my first and last warning

STOP with with this children bullshit in /ng/

>>40671270
Is that your Father and You making your brother. Everybody here know that i do not post that shit. So you need to go in court and put lawsuit on your mom and dad because they born you retarded and poor. Trust me you will get payd for spiritual pain and baf entire .

It will be better that is your mother fuck with donkey instead of your father. They made you retard above all tards here and everywhere.

>>40671284
ME!?
A CLOWN!?
WUT
but yeah have a good one

https://youtu.be/ziSj_sONyik

>>40671289
I'm sorry, but I don't understand, what's supposed to be happening?

>>40671286
no... just giving you a poke.
how much more before i get a "hey fuck you man" out of you lol
thats all im looking for, at least a little fight in anyone.

>>40671291
you are very clearly pajeet.

>>40671157
>>40671167
>>40671222
>>40671242
https://youtu.be/kzrAfkyq-xM

https://youtu.be/CinJuVtdp3Y

>>40671250
L842N
https://youtu.be/WLSa8hwMWug

>>40671270
You are Pathetic

>>40671295
i could do an autism again and talk about what usually follows a series of child pictures, jessie.

>>40671291
And if you are the fool of cicada 333 That Canadian who likes to scam people, you should also check the same thing.

>>40671277
This has been gone through numerous times in here before.
Skilled stand up comedians do this.
The modern "jester" aesthetic has shifted heavily in to the "I'm trying to be a creepy retard and will likely rape a dog because I'm off my meds"

Read up on natural jesters though, those are my fucking favourite historical ones lmao

>>40671313
>"I'm trying to be a creepy retard and will likely rape a dog because I'm off my meds"
Okay glowie. Jesters are dismantling your entire matrix as we type and have been for some time now.

>>40671295
OMNIVERSAL WAAAAAR!
https://youtu.be/1guBamSlwLk

what were we testing the waters to see if the audience need to be serviced again?

>>40671310
Wakala

When Nobody cares, nobody cares.

>>40671311
I am from serbia. And i do not have anything with cicada that is SUZZNE GILDERT AND GEORDIE ROSE RECRUIT. TO SOLVE QUANTUM PUZZLES AND RELEASE AZAZEL. Exact prime is gate.

This is a serious thread for serious people only please.

https://youtu.be/fN-xq7t6pKw

>>40671330
Wakalaka
https://youtu.be/m6xX06p8eHg

>>40671313
Jesters used to mock Kings now they prey on preteens (half bar?)

>>40671313
>Skilled stand up comedians do this
Yeah and that's what makes them funny. The whole juggalo thing just produces good music from time to time, in my opinion, but I'm talking about actual jesters.
>Natural jesters
We all knew that one retarded kid in school that would do hilarious shit.

and so the fish starts vibrating...

>>40670791
I asked ChatGPT so you don't have to.
https://pastebin.com/2fB9CgH9

>>40671324
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. But he likes to blow a conch.

>>40671344
Truly, we all live in a society.

https://youtu.be/WN71h43iR6U
https://youtu.be/8wjmr_KVUwM

you rotties dont understand the concept of an alpha yet, still.
you leave the lessers to fend for themselves.

All you bitches talk out of both sides of your vaginas.

>>40671326
I came here for a war! Did someone say war?!

>>40671336
Cicada is Quantum Algorithm specialy ddveloped and used by NSA,LOCKHEED MARTIN,CIA,NASA,PALANTIR, ALL OF THEM RUN D-WAVE Adiabatic Quantum Chipset. Google also CERN etc.. and this site 4chan is located in Quebec.

Dwave = Azazel black cube. Saturn Cube

>>40671365
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

>>40671367
jfc stfu

>>40671362
If you are always carried, you never learn to walk. What is freedom?

>>40671336
Ok ,I just had a weird conversation with some English people and I'm projecting it or something.

>>40671364
Sounds kinda hot

>>40671380
no you worthless fuck
i dont want the femcels in my general
doing another JOI session for below average males who dont deserve the attention but only get it out of simpathy.

Come ooooooon!

Problem?

>>40671392
wait, that's a thing?
and no one told me!?

>Earth
Pathetic excuse of a planet. Outclassed 50,000x in this galaxy alone.
>Sol
One of the weakest stars in the neighborhood. Poor output and short lifespan.

you absolutely shit yourselves when im not here for as little as two days.

>>40671396
i volunteer to be the Franz Ferdinand of the Great Meme War

>>40671402
My demon is called Kelly, billy, Tu, Tua, Dragonfly and Moe

>>40671403
cope and seethe graylmao scum

>>40671402
what you never seen lucifer doing a "im just trying to get banned"
all while being 4staff and unbannable?

>>40671401
Ah yes, it’s a good poster. With class and such. Finally.
https://youtu.be/TuITCVaI29M?

>>40671403
Earth is not Planet Planet=PLAN-ET

>>40671392
Seems you're here seeking validation more than anything, it's not JOI when you're jumping in the center telling the sides how you want it... you lack introspective capabilities. Go rot, weak sack.

if you crave attention so bad you want to engage with lesser genetic filth, do so on discord.

NOT HERE.

>>40671401
Keep on the good work and we might tolerate a grill :3

>>40671422
keep yapping soft target.

>>40671427
im just trying to get banned

>>40671436
Soft avoids priority, time is all that's needed. Ego much? Who is "hard" on 4chan? Other than pervos.

>>40671449
alright little cuttlefish

>>40671455
Oh no the "superior being" lowered itself and called me a name trying to insult me... guess he wasn't as high as he thinks...

>>40671416
Shut the fuck up foxfurfaggot/alex I'm not 4chins staff and if I was I would permanently ban you and your other persona monkey princess so the thread quality would go up.

>>40671461
Later, hater.

https://youtu.be/cAG_-GXDGME
https://youtu.be/QIePf4tlz6c

>>40671461
dont be sour because i spoiled your 'masturbating the incels' session.

go join the cookie cult and do that there.

Cheese bbq bagels in the oven.

>>40670791
YDOBON LORE UNLOCKED

>>40671464
Assuming you knew what buttons did what while the supe is jerking it in the bathroom...

>>40671464
not now emily.
now is not the time for your chickenguy act.

Ight back to vidiya but lemme just say that what the monkey princess doesn't know is that I've been blind since 2022

Staring at the Sun all day from rise to sundown till you loose eyesight is real commitment trying doing that you homo.

>>40671466
Okay, that's funny.

go back to schizoposting.
this is over.

>>40671427
A bunch of terrible things happened to me and the perpetrators would talk here. Afraid for my life I became obsessed with trying to find out who they were and or what and why how not ect ect
I don't know how to stop
I have Stockholm syndrome

>>40671468
Sour for winnowing? I don't understand. It is nice to see the madness running rampant. It's also entertaining to see the limp plant think he's a mighty oak. So thank you for that.

>>40671470
Are you coming from anon or something like that, like always baking something?

>>40671490
Woman or tranny?

>>40671484
What is?
All I see are fucking morons.

>>40671486
thank you ThePerpetualVictim-anon, i mean omegapricess, thats this alters name right?

Could always skin that mouth concert retard guy and sacrifice him to me.

>>40671486
You are filled with a desire to see justice metered out to the deserving.

"you take your boot off their necks
and they proclaim utopia and stop working"

>>40671419
https://youtu.be/uN1BS-L1vx8?si
;)
Light work

>>40671492
Cernnunos

>>40671499
Oh lol , Oh they're alter egos or I'm a psychopath, but wtf

>>40671478
kek
You're too scared to piss on the floor and mark your territory to do that Lucy Wukong.
Although I am probably going to make you start peeing sitting down soon.

>>40671435
Ha, we’ll see Ruf

>>40671499
perpetual victim until one day I'm not
I'm waiting for that dat, anon
It's coming
That's one thing 'we' all agree on

The antics are cute, but you're no more than a nuisance.

>>40671522
Dude, I sleep in a pink bed and it doesn't make me gay. My girlfriend says I splashed a lot of sloppy jocks and that I peed sitting down, and you know it's the same shit. Just wash your dick and dry it.

>>40671535
>which is why I'm saying that, it's actually not a big deal at all
>no! I'm not crying! shut up! you're crying!

>>40671535
Te nuir lui fait plaisir.

>>40671538
I see the retardation is terminal.

>>40671535
stfu and find out why the left ran. You're here unearned position filling the slot, you leaving the position. To the same thing that gutted them you same choice motherfucking cunt. Wasted your chances for different. FUCKING MORONIC!

>>40671537
>wash my dick
No way.

https://youtu.be/913TRVWQvEM

https://www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoingstuff/comments/1lsv23a/wolf_spider_just_said_stop_this_sht_bro/
This video is the best

>>40671540
Poor thing/s.
Don't they know I get to do worse and worse stuff to them the more they try and fail?
They can't come back.
It's easy for me.
:(

>>40671545
Bro.... Literally everything is the same, nothing has changed, and it won't change.

Do you just post random things, wait for someone to think it applies to them, then keep baiting them along?
That's a bitch move.

It's more like retarded people trying to get your attention by doing stupid shit.
I think some of you are at the point where I can probably mindfuck you to think cutting yourself is somehow my pain.

>>40671558
Yes.

https://youtu.be/EZEfN5z8Mlg

>>40671557
To you, plenty changed, wars being won, rights fucking off, you are fucking off and we know it. You keep being bitches. We'll keep fucking erasing them.

>>40671515
Lord of the wild things.

>>40671558
Most of these dudes are apparently petty, bored little shits.

We move.

>>40671540
https://youtu.be/aPaJ2GOS6NA
https://youtu.be/N3gr9l6FhQo

>>40671562
You motherfucker.

>>40671540
Why are their so many sadists here?
I think these threads are mutation in the evolution of 'trolling' which facilitates doxxing and targeted that can easily be encrypted. These threads are a danger to us all and I believe a class action law suit is in order as they inherently violate the terms of service

>>40671574
You guys are the clowns running around on purpose.

>>40671560
You're getting arrested soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIv1pigMCv4

>>40671566
https://youtu.be/5_XWE5lRv-k

>>40671571
Sad.

>>40671564
Seriously? Hahaha, why can't you see shit? Wars won? XD

>>40671582
Im not that anon, but you're getting possessed and murdered via taken impulse, Why? because you sell people out to a control agency, you gonna fucking find out.

>>40671591
>Wars won?
what war?
another larp war?

>>40671578
I don't feel in any particular danger in this thread right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lHcn0YvBp0

>>40671596
Selling? Someone's selling the people I'm meeting? WTF

>>40671582
For what?

>>40671599
>in this thread right now.
youre not paying attention, thread-casual.

>not even screenwatching-tier
eww
practically a normie

No one listens to your shitty youtube links.

>>40671596
Tell that to the FBI and Interpol.

>>40671591
Every turn made, counter, made to cost them to the point they realize now why it was taken so much almost egged on, now they realize where they are. and whats been done and they that know have cut all worldly ties and ran, they all got replaced by idiots like you out of the loop. Have fun finding out why you dont lie to people. Your job wont save you for your attempts its going to cost you everything because you worked for the man, Thats a big fuck your self. I'd suggest you make better choices but your time is done.

>>40671584
It is.
I don't even pay attention.

>>40671598
The nature of the nafo fellas and Q Fucking anon

More din din's, cheese bbq bagel.

>>40671603
Maybe you're a wimp.

>>40671609
You get them to act, when any named person is on the do no fuck with list or you lose cities. You have fun pleb. you done.

>>40671609
Reminds me, do I really need to solve my own "murder?"
That's just stupid.

>>40671612
I would suggest you stop believing yourself to be some kind of double-standard, self-righteous idiot, suck your master's cock.

>>40671532
Hello beauty!

>>40671620
L.a noire :D

>>40671633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKqJ2cf3gcg

>>40671619
You seem upset.

>>40671617
https://voca.ro/1o0Rv13tJsvE

>>40671636
I've never opened a single shitty link, I'd rather let the algorithm choose the music, your taste is culero.

You will never be a real woman.

>>40671613
I just try to help wherever I can.

>>40671648
That's a video game trailer, you stupid motherfucker.

>>40671651
Post your friends somewhere else

>>40671651
Are the troons in the room with us right now?

>>40671642
Oh no, the internet tough guy who was scared of shitposts in the shitpostiest thread on /x/ is trying to threaten me.
I'm so scared I think I'm going to casually eat my chicken drumsticks.

>>40671651
XD That's for the fiveyes?

>>40671659
>Oh no, the internet tough guy
at least im not a tranny.

>I think I'm going to casually eat my chicken drumsticks.
go go eat.
go soothe yourself by eating fatboy.

>>40671659
Wtf is that guy? Are you here with us right now?

Often times you might find silence itself far more rich and entertaining than the frothing overtures of pick-me’s
That is to say if it doesn’t tear one apart, first

>>40671601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-UAOrTuaAA

TLDW: Yes these "people" use your doxx as trophies and currency.

>>40671653
I don't know why I never open the fucking link, but I did see the game on walkthrough, the detective turns into a cat xD

>>40671626
I would suggest you love truth before I kill you with that which you would not love and that would have saved you. I'll gut you like a fish demon.

>>40671685
>Yes these "people" use your doxx as trophies and currency.
they use mine to masturbate.

im ok with that.

>>40671615
Yum

>>40671661
>look they hate trans people
There are so many black orbs all over my shit and also lots of white orbs.

>>40671615
Nice enjoy that shit, looks decadent.

Not even the most powerful beings in the universe (aliens millions of times more powerful than the most powerful human) are omnipotent.

But am I doing?

>>40671702
How severely should I do things due to these retards case of mistaken identity?
I feel like an example needs to be made.

>>40671711
Skill issue, I am and I was born human.

>>40671637
You are stupid. You seem pathetic. Shall we keep playing?

>>40671715
no cupcake it isnt a doing.

>>40671694
Barking dogs don't bite, they already took away my PSN account xD nothing hurts anymore.

It's like the dipshit took offense at someone leaving him, but he's too retarded and just took out his misplaced anger on arguably the one person he shouldn't.

Time to blackball him.
Maybe even get him on a plane ride.

>>40671722
Yesss!

Add me on Discord senpai!!

>>40671651
>>40671666
Hi there little bitch boy, how are you caving in today?
Torture me I torture you
It’s how this goes
I’m just way better at it than you

>>40671724
not my problem dumb fuck, you made the mistake of posting in an active killzone, learn what was kept from you. fucking monke.

ghostt

You know, I think the universe puts me in the way of some people to fuck them up.

and you see this?
i took a shit scenario, put my foot down, and that was that.

i didnt have to ban or silence anyone.
i didnt have to throw a discord tantrum to maintain my little safespace and circle jerk echo chamber for 'not the vibes i align with'.

GROW THE FUCK UP.

>>40671744
Yourself?
That's deep.

*Poof*

>>40671729
It's you who won't leave me alone, don't ever forget that

>>40671734
Continue blackballing.
Incentive a criminal trial.
Let's go for gross negligence, manslaughter.
Assuming it's not pre-meditated murder by crowdcrushing.

Yummers!

>>40671720
You merely align your will with God's will. That's not omnipotence.

>>40671744
I guess that means the product of your unsatisfying life is from all the people placed before you to fuck you up
Whoops

>>40671751
Are you sure about that?

>>40671759
>>>/gif/29087956

>>40671758
You seem mad.
And no, it's more of a nuisance than anything.
It also means they're defective in some way.

I don’t hate trans people, but I do feel for them. Waking up and feeling disgusting in your own body must suck. The longing for something as paranormal as switching genders must be a hard thing to deal with. However I think transgenderism is caused primarily by toxic chemicals placed into our consumption supply. Therefore it’s not supposed to be as widespread of a phenomenon as it currently is.

My recommendation? Filter your water and eat cleaner food and do good exercise. There’s many preventative steps to take before assuming you are a girl when you are a man.

That being said maybe in the long distant future gender swapping will be allowable through higher technology or by a next level of evolution. By which point we could wonder about the societal impact of that decision then. Right now the tools for gender swapping are barbaric and non gender swapping at all. It’s just chemical toxins that kill the heart and mutilation.

Make the safe choice and keep your natural sex organs or else you increase risk of an hero.

>The Nobody is Trans
No

It 19:00 soon. 3 hours til I can go sleep. Can't wait. I love dreamin'. N I wake up at 9.

>>40671755
It objectively is.
I can do whatever I want even if it's impossible.
It's the same definition of omnipotence God has.

>>40671759
I couldn't careless about you, I just try to do the best of the shitty situation you put me through, you don't even need to leave just don't fucking talk to me

>>40670729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Z0sON2UPc&pp=ygUWbm8gcmVzdCBmb3IgdGhlIHdpY2tlZA%3D%3D

>>40671748
When you guys quit being petty I'll be surprised.

>>40671540
La nuit aussi

>>40671753
As you continue attempting lame impotent spells in my direction, you prove why I was right and correct to capture you as a prisoner of war
If you think the last two days have been bad, get ready for worse

>>40671763
>the nobody is tran nguyen

>>40671776
Oh come on, that was clever.

Do you hit the pipe? Do you even lift?

>>40671574
>club of retarded kids thinking they lead da word
Yea sure bud

>>40671781
How is "no, u" clever?

>>40671762
You’re defective and it’s terminal

>>40671777
Oi! Oi! Oi!

>>40671778
Sounds like there's nothing to worry about
;)

>>40671787
Read your own post but with my post in mind.

>>40671782
Ralph asking the real questions.
>do you'll cowards even smoke crack?

>>40671738
>best prompt wins
Howling at the moon

>>40671788
Why are you so upsetti spaghetti?
You guys are in a causality loop, and you guys are retarded and immature.
Johnny has more respect from me than most of you.

>>40671769
No, you submit your will to God's will and will only what God wills. Then, what God will happens, and because you willed that too you say it was according to your will. But, for instance, you can't will yourself to become rich or immortal.

>>40671801
But I don't want that unless God wants it.
>whatever I want

>>40671795
>I fuck myself up
I place challenges in my own way to grow as a person.

>>40671801
Except Will Smith didn’t became a smith, but an actor.

>>40671774
One man's error, another man's solution. One man's solution another man's error.
One man's freedom fighter. Another man's terrorist.
On man's terrorist, another man's freedom fighter.

I've put you all precisely where you hate being. As soon as I pull the rug. I'm free.

>>40671805
>not getting anything unless it’s within God’s will
That’s what everyone gets, buddy.

OwO

>>40671658
Nta but there's like 3 in thread right now.

>>40671810
>got it boss

UwU

>>40671763
> it’s not supposed to be as widespread of a phenomenon as it currently is
Correct
Because (they) know I’m (trans), their gambit the last 10 years has been to dress agent mongoloid up in a dress to throw over store shelves in gamestops and bark where the white women at to further intensify any difficulty I might face in enlightening the world. Furthermore, as my power grew a lot of minimal brain-cell individuals thought they might insincerely become trans as if this in and of itself was some definitive pathway to power
Because they never want to give me credit
Because they’re chicken shits
They enslaved themselves through their duplicitous actions in ignorance

>>40671810
I only got
>I don't take meds
dang.

>>40671815
The difference is I want what God wills, so I'm omnipotent.
Other people want to be rich or whatever gay shit they imagine instead of what God wills which means they can't do whatever they want like me.

>>40671743
How am I supposed to be taught if they don't teach me? They're constantly screwing me over so I can learn something, and when I uncover the curtain to show the big mistake, they get mad at me.

>>40671824
Still no China Dragon Drone Swarm?

>>40671820
I am minding my own business

>>40671820
If you don't mind; it don't matter.

>>40671792
What, you worry? When’s the last time you worried about anything?
You don’t worry
You wallow
Bitch boy

>>40671845
>You're not going to get a better view of yourself than that.

>>40671845
Look at that Glass

>>40671855
Yummers!

>>40671855
>he's using a scythe with just his balls
You may not like it, but this is what peak physical performance looks like.

>>40671829
OwO

>>40671522
You will never be a woman monkey princess the nobody will NEVER be Chinese or trans like you.

>>40671830
I don’t know the full details of your lore, but most truly trans people I know are really cool and nice to me. Part of the scenario I also believe in is that the chemicals are affecting infants in the womb causing them to be trans. I wish for a good future that solves the trans issue. Not one of genocide, but not of acceptance of the current state either. A world where everyone is happy with who they are. No more birth defects cause by poison!

https://youtu.be/7j70u-sIj6w?

Taste gold.

I love not being Jewish or Muslim or a vegan pussy I love eating Pork :^)

NOEWISE...
good days

>>40671874
It's okay that you're trans, it doesn't matter, it's okay if that's what you decided and everyone should respect your decisions.

>>40671869
I'm not the Nobody, he was a divine syzygy before me.
I learned how to do it from this general.
I am not trans or Chinese with red hair and green eyes like the Nobody.
I don't need to be the Nobody or self-insert.
I do not want to be the Nobody as there's nobody I'd rather be than me, The Great Sage Above Nobody.

Now I think it's about my nap time.
*pats on dead soul*
*daps dad*
*leaves tab open so I can read it later when I wake up*

>>40671841
Next week.

>>40671887
No I’m a born man who is a man. The chemicals didn’t get to me.

>>40671042
>lakes of muk
hot, looking forward to it!

>>40671891
XD i know you

>>40671889
You're a little bitch wukong princess, take care and keep standing up for your trans rights XD

*Hits bowl* *pats on non-existent homo soul*

>>40671874
I think a lot of it has to do with souls who incarnate more than once and have strong preferences energetically over which behaviors they like to manifest. Once upon a time life was a game and when we were done playing we would all reconvene to let go and then create a new game. But somewhere along the line that game became a prison and souls were just getting lumped willy nilly into vessels irrespective of personal choice or desire.
For many there is no such thing as personal desire because they’re not individuals, but for those who are, it hurts

>>40671903
https://youtu.be/IR8XivUHnII?si=bRh4GxczfFlc8DKa

>>40671894
Oh NTP I recognize you as a woman :D

Yeah that reminds me

Saw a haunted doll wave to me and my cousins years ago

It was a plushie with no batteries or anything like that

It fucking waved at us we all saw it and ran the fuck away

But anyway

>>40671927
K whateva not a problem.
>>40671918
There’s a lot of etheric fuckery going on here on earth.

All I know is that you should run your prison like you’re free.

>>40671677
Do people not eat lunch on your planet?

>>40671945
i donno.
send me $1 a day to feed me.

God is one sick evil fuck

>>40671583
>>40671903
>>40671924
>>40671956
Ladies and gentlemen..
https://youtu.be/Cur9sHaIhuk

>>40671936
It's just monkey princess trying her hardest to shill their fag narrative they're angry because we're straight men and not aids ridden faggots like they are.

>>40671955
Ah yes, I can already see the starving African child on the tv in my mind.
>SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS
>AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>40671965
Wait, did the spell to turn you straight worked?

thanks sofie.
see you in dreamland.

>>40671486
You want some hints? What happened to you exactly, I may be able to help.

>>40671971
Low tier jab

>>40671971
Yes I was straight all my life since I was born laughing at troons and fags like you who self mutilate their God given bodies.

It seems my spell to make you a fucked up faggot worked.

*middle finger*
you can have this for free

>>40671978
It's childish I can't take any seriously when it's literally

>Tee hee you're this just because I say so

While not to quote disposalesbian but

>While reality stays the same

>>40671936
>All I know is that you should run your prison like you’re free.
At minimum

So, what are y'all doing today?

its not my fault you think you are the thing living under my roof...

The drugs aren’t just recreational, they’re spiritual

>>40671976
Yes please

It's not my fault I was born gay either tell that to your god.

>>40671999
What happened to you exactly? Can you tell me more? I need to understand what you went through to help you efficacely.

>>40671998
Yes, hahaha, yes.

if you paid attention, i rebuke it like every dead thing. im not a puppet like you.

>>40672005
Hahaha If you already know the lore, why should I explain it to you? Mmm, a black man with pointy ears, Do you have it yet?

Youre all puppets on strings I'm a proud free gay man.

>>40672008
If I have cigarettes? Am I no longer poor?

>>40672018
We can’t see your strings because you put them up your ass

>>40672002
>It's not my fault I was born gay
its 2025 cupcake
being gay is a choice now
you are what you identify as
just identify as straight

....
memes aside
we both know youre straight
you just have attachment issues.
and i dont blame you.
but my offer is still open, always

>>40672020
We need to send cigarettes to Africa and other countries where they're starving so they can not be poor this is how we solve world hunger.

>>40672015
I don't understand what you're on bro.

Too bad, was just trying to help you :/

>>40672024
Why are you talking with yourself? Are you straight or gay?

>>40671761
im going to save that one for later

that jiggle does things to me...

>>40672030
Never mind dear hominid.

>>40672031
can we VC eebz
let put it to a test

>>40672033
>that jiggle does things to me...
never has anything so autistic gotten me so...

Fuck God
HAIL SATAN
Fuck Jesus
HAIL SATAN
Fuck Mohammad the pedophile war slut
HAIL SATAN
Fuck Allah he can suck a fart out of my asshole
HAIL SATAN

>>40672039
I'll just let you get back to talking with yourself weirdo.

Destroy your anal cavity for Satan no one gives a fuck

>>40672050
Nothing likes satanists.
You're gullible edgelords.
Useful idiots.

The demons love me

I'll be right at home in hell

HAIL SATAN

They fear the nobody

>>40672061
Demons love idiots who let them fuck with them basically free of charge.

have a wonderful day D#
dont waste your sunday
do something fun

wear something pretty,
its summer go pick some flowers,
go make that mark on your wall i asked you to.

>>40672060
I just see through the bullshit

It's all lies

It's all a joke

Jesus is a useless faggot

Worship something that's actually real

Yikes

Anyway

Satanists are cringe
>le fuckin hell is epic there’s sex drinking and drugs
Hell isn’t hazbin hotel and Satan doesn’t rule hell. He’ll be punished there just like you if you wind up there.

>I love eating pork
>>I love food borne illnesses
1 in every 4 cuts of chicken have salmonella at the grocery store. :)

>>40672064
Wonder why...

Initiate Operation E.N.K.I
I want nothing left of this planet, or it's people. Kill them all. Let God sort them out. A bunch of useless wankers, who bullied and abused me, tortured and accused me, in my moments of weakness. Drown the ones in the tunnels. Nothing survives. Not even myself.
https://youtu.be/OSwxD6e_Ftk

>>40672065
Anyway

I don't care It's funny lol

Demons are bros

>>40672069
You're not supposed to be a cocksucker faggot like the christfags.
But you're not supposed to be a cocksucker faggot like the satanists, either.

I’m only sinning for Goth babes with 8-10 bodies

>>40672072
Mmm salmonella

Just had some bacon and eggs and gonna pig out on ribs in a bit

Seethe more faggot

>>40672073
I did a magic.
https://youtu.be/nEZfuECgWW4

https://youtube.com/shorts/cBy-oP8bC54

>>40672079
I'm in it for the chaos, death and evil

Walking holes are a bonus but I don't care

Lol

HAIL SATAN

>>40672084
Sounds stupid

Maybe the demons will give me a high ranking position in hell for my loyalty

I'm up there with the greats

Wait, the Satan is the good guys?

>>40672091
That's what they all say.

>>40672089
You're a poser

>>40672102
Dont you have some candles and poop to play with

>>40672072
That's why you cook it well.

I'm not scared

So what they'll torture me

I guess it's an initiation

I'll be welcomed into hell with open arms most likely

I spit on Jesus, I cum on Mohammads face, fuck God

There was just a downburst of rain solely over my roof but not out the windows, so that’s good..

>>40672096
satan is the spoon that stirs the water mixing the salt.
satan is the hunger in the lions stomach urging it to hunt.
we hate him because without him, we would die in pitiful atrophy.

fear the one leading you to feed on green pastures, and to rest by calm waters,
their aim is to lead you to slaughter and no where else.

>>40672091
Labels, labels.
Everything bad is demonic.
Everything good is angelic.

>>40672108
Don't need to

I control reality with my thoughts alone

I influence it with just my thoughts

They thought they were cursing me but they've given me a gift

Muahahaha

>>40670764 (OP)
he he he he

I'm not dead....

>apparently I'm an harlequin solitaire or some shit form W40K, guys are cool but the sex is prohibited, what else ? he, quite so much, been keeping quietened all for a few years, otherwise yeah they Facked my death.

What is the thing that I'm evil now? those guys aren't supposed to be devil worshiper ? am I their god now?

btw CIA, can I get a QT 3.14 platonic GF?

I believe we are inside a simulation and being watched. Can you give me a girlfriend please?

>>40672122
Yeah fuck *checks notes* having identifiable terms for what’s good and bad. C’mon now.

beace

>>40672123
Yeah no one cares about your poop fetish

But anyway

>>40672122
I don't get it

>>40672091
Most of you idiots will be buttslaves.

I hope they'll stop making songs about my life from now on. It was fun at the beginning, but now it just feels like I'm a joke to them it's annoying.

Make songs about some other random who won't ever find out about it instead faggots.

>>40672143
Not me

I've done the Devils work very nicely throughout my life

The 72 virgins that the Muslims get will be seen as a joke compared to what I'll get

I'm very loyal

>>40672147
>they lack your authenticity

>>40672115
That's normal here. I've stood on one side of a building while it rained on the other. High humidity does that. When I lived at the coast it rained every day during the summer for about 20 minutes, and I mean dumping rain, and then it was gone.

>>40672152
Butt
Slave
is
you

>>40672157
*bends over*
Don't use lube I like it rough demons

>>40672152
72 virgins comes from weak Hadith it’s not a foundational belief of Islam.

The end is near because of me

I initiated the end

I will bring your demise

Blame me

>>40672171
Who are you talking to?

I knocked over the first domino that will collapse all of society

I'm the evil one

I am him

Blame me

>>40672173
All of you

Could one dumb man really bring the end

Stranger things have happened

HAIL SATAN

>>40672153
Well I'd rather they don't steal my authenticity and try to get some by themselves to be honest.

My life is not a joke fuck these people.

okay off topic question,who do you think Satans vessel is in this world

>he isn't doing what we want
>he do scary thing
Must be the devil.

I've started it

And there's nothing any of you can do to stop it

All you can do is seethe about it

HAIL SATAN

I have legions of demons protecting me

Any man or women who's dumb enough to step to me will die

That's just a fact

HAIL SATAN

That's cool and all and imma let you finish but I will continue to credit boomers for the fall of society. :)

>>40672184
They've been telling my sister I was Lucifer, they also told some people that I'm Satan or the Devil, no joke. Some were calling me Baphomet or even putting some 666 messages in the livestream I was chilling in. I think it was all a big psyop, but their grunts actually were targeted by it too and many believed it :l

To be fair I did do a "party trick" of basically keeping a flame alive without any butane with a lighter, which is kinda like the false signs of using fire from heaven or some shit. Which is kinda funny not gonna lie.

>Turkiye says 5 soldiers killed by methane gas during cave search in northern Iraq
Any knowers in the chat?

Shouldnt have said that

>>40672198
I brought storms in the sky and then made it go away

I can bring the end whenever I fucking feel like it

You're all lucky I'm in a good mood lately

HAIL SATAN

>>40672203
If you can really do that, it's God doing it through you my dude.
So saying Hail Satan or that you will destroy the world is kinda stupid, God let you do that, but he won't let you destroy the world :/

>>40672127
yeah the fuck with the main story they tell now? does they have a brain cells?

>I actually am a dark angel, and a archangel now, will give the sigil later, must i asked something wrong as a kid and got it wrong I guess I wanted just to be an dark angel and now I am a archangel,

anyway I was in the abyss apparently, fun stuff,

I discovered all the secret of the FM, and yeah, it's magic.... technically, but it's more like kind of, if you do a thing or two you can suppress most of their powers with the bat of an eye, it's more like they know some secrets and magic but the dudes are like level one NPCs with top notch builds, and the price. hehehehhehehehe do you have any idea of the cost of being a FM? try to save a friend from it but just told me to fuck off, I still like him, those guys are just like hehe magic, and 'im like.... yeah magic and they are just incapable of doing anything to me, it's so fun, they just want me dead and just can't.

anyway, may have saved Israel, may have saved the world, again, and yeah I learned the fact apparently the "bad" vaccine aka the "good" one with actual RNA stuff was nearly impossible to produce in that quantity and time and they just had a few and some "friend" of those ones just gave them the dangerous hazard vaccine, like not everyone died as they said but just .... them and if you look at the stats it align perfectly.

They've sent their angels and foot soldiers to stalk me and try to drive me insane with their taunting

But I'm protected by Satan himself

HAIL SATAN

>a generation of people who could not somehow say no
>>to participating blindly in a harmful system of economic disparity
>>>further indebting itself in dishonesty to true hardwork and ownership

"I'm an insurance broker"
Why don't you get a real job parasite. :)

>>40672210
What if your protectors and attackers are in cahoots and they just want you to think there’s 2 teams? Think beyond the scope.

>>40672206
Oh my bad

PRAISE JESUS

>>40672208
It's not magic it's advanced tech :3

>>40672219
I said God, not Jesus.

>>40672218
Yeah it's all bullshit

Retards told me already when they first contacted me that's its all fake and gay

They said "It's all a show" or a stage or something

So fucking gay

But anyway

*farts*

>>40672218
>>40672225
The Monarchs :3

>>40672223
Isn't Jesus the avatar of God or something

I don't know I've never finished the Bible and skipped church growing up, too boring

>>40672229
That's just Christian propaganda. The real God ain't a fucking Christian.

>>40672228
Tunnel snakes rule!
Whaddup Rufus, how are you?
Life good?

>entire economic industries that revolve around taking money from those who work by those who's work was only to acquire the efforts of another in a unbalanced and dare I say corrupt pyramid scheme of escaping responsibility and or accountability of one's consequences by having another subsidize it for you who often times ends of being the person who was responsible and took accountability
Guys we better make it mandatory by law to participate in this. LMAO :)

>>40672210
Unironically, I started worshipping Satan and all of the harassment stopped. I feel stronger now.