/x/ humor thread

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>>40834430
Women just don't understand

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>>40834549

>>40834491
kek

>>40834608

I reallly gotta figure out one day what this visual glitch is based on neurologically.

>>40834475
dream date right here

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>>40835200
>nex
lmao hard nostalgia

>this is not /x/ related but I'm dumping anyway and I think it's funny as shit

>>40834383
love your enemies type of stuff. it is always those jedi teachings with two meanings. forgive, help, but also watch from above, because a only a sith deals in absolute. you need to flow with your own light, sharpen your perception and penetrate your sword of light wherever you can, for it is passive anyway, until they realize that we mean no harm to anyone, but to free, and teach how to enjoy the pleasures of source.

>>40834597
Oh god how did you get this picture of me

>>40835588
ok sure but why does christ look like steven seagal

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>>40836709
all the religious guys hate each other irl, lol

>>40834634
The first part is pretty much Posadism

>>40834614
i live like this. whats it mean?

https://vocaroo.com/1eGUN8RUK4Pp

>>40835588
nice, thank u for this

I still haven't found my real life OC, but one day I will, sooner than later preferably.
I like /x/ humour threads for their potential, every now and then when I see such a thread, I see posts that seem as if they were made by people who are on a wavelength closer to mine than usually.

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>>40837901
some things never change.
same as it ever was.

>>40834495
Me on the right, except it's Louisiana.

>>40835200
I 'member.

>>40837907
>I have been considering Scientology
We can psi op them into flaming Scientologists to /x/

>>40837546
Radio carbon dating measures the rate of radioactive decay in minerals. Dead animals become minerals through fossilization. Fossilization takes x amount of time to occur. Fossil's age is the amount of time to fossilize plus the age acquired via radio carbon dating.

Kind of funny though. If you're retarded.

>>40838013
>minerals
so when we eat/take minerals we're eating dead fossilized animals?

>>40838034
Dude, never post here ever again.

>>40838034
Not every mineral is a fossil but every fossil is a mineral.

>>40838074
I think about this when I miss being young.
Of course, if I was young and had all my adult memories...

>shitty/pol/, backing pedos and retarded memes "humor" thread

>>40839421
post something funny or eat dick

>>40834495

The last time I stopped taking my schizo meds I was posting hundreds of tweets per day and when some dude got in an argument with me I posted my home address and told him to do something about it. Image checks out.

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>>40838013
Nigger, radiocarbon dating can be only done on organic matter (not fossils) and has upper limit in the thousands of years (way to short for any fossilization), the fuck are you talking about?

>>40837202
I'm pretty sure all of it was taken by Alsos glowies

>>40834473
Relatable
By looks alone, I come across like a biker who listens to metal all the time and has nothing going on in his life.
But while I'm drinking my cappuccinos, nobody can tell I'm reading the Kybalion, the Divine Pymander, Enoch, and engaging in perpetual chakra healing/amplification by listening to solfeggio-tuned music, some of which is metal but most of which is 80s jpop.
The only clue they get that I'm not usual is the ruby and lapis I keep on me.

>>40839885
Aware:

Bump

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