>>33298577 (OP)Before you worry about getting a girlfriend, go out and socialize with people. Chances are that there are open clubs (reading, running, etc.) in your area where you can make friends. With the right attitude, you'll be able to build a network of quality people that will help you with your endeavors and vice versa. If you're out of shape, get in shape. There's plenty of info available online on how to diet and exercise. If you're unemployed, get a job. If you're a disheveled mess and live in squalor, clean up your person and your immediate surroundings. If your sleep schedule is messed up, fix it. This is all very generic advice, but it's useful. Most importantly, and I cannot stress this enough, is to GET OFF 4CHAN. This place is fun, don't get me wrong, but lurking here is the digital equivalent of doing whippets. There is no shortage of negativity and degeneracy, which repel women like crazy. Take care of yourself and eventually you'll run into someone who may be interested in you. Best of luck, Anon.