Search results for "609adda0b14caadf1b1ac1eda509155b" in md5 (53)

/adv/ - Fucked my 20's. What can I do for the next months?
Anonymous No.33627786
>>33627694
I won't read calendar of doom threads. Stop the ruminating, create a long-term plan and start now. But you won't because you're a helpless, subhuman moron.
/adv/ - relationship advice 21yo
Anonymous No.33624236
>>33619099
Gorsh! Seems like she doesn't like you that way. Whooda thunk? So move on.
/thread
/adv/ - Owning uncle
Anonymous No.33607995
>>33607191
I won't read that peculiarly Murrican phenomenon, "owning the [whatever]." These are the people who elected a demonstrated con artist twice as president.
/adv/ - How do I make new friends?
Anonymous No.33552162
>>33551971
>How do I make new friends?
You can't. Your inability to check the archives for answers to this almost daily question proves that you are a subhuman moron with an IQ lower than that of pond slime, and no-one wants such "people" around.
/adv/ - Thread 33524707
Anonymous No.33524904
>>33524707
You can't that is a photograph you found on the Internet and not a "girl." Also, the question would only be asked by a perpetually-online, basement-dwelling, subhuman moron, which precludes pulling any sort of actual girl.
/adv/ - Thread 33507280
Anonymous No.33509402
>>33507280
>I'm 27 and I went to a comic con
I won't read man-child threads. Nothing to be done.
/adv/ - Thread 33503501
Anonymous No.33506053
>>33503501
I won't read incoherent threads posted by some drooling halfwit.
/adv/ - Coping with low IQ
Anonymous No.33496825
>>33496417
>Coping with low IQ
A double "I won't read" right there. OP is indeed "low IQ." To be precise, he is a knuckle-walking subhuman that has never heard of such a thing as an archive.
/adv/ - Thread 33490910
Anonymous No.33490999
>>33490910
I won't read envy threads posted by basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman incel morons.
/adv/ - How do you attract girls as a guy?
Anonymous No.33490306
>>33488868
I won't read htgwg thread escapees. I won't read very common question threads because the posters are far too retarded to look in the archive and therefore far too retarded to do anything else whether it is to get women or anything.
/adv/ - Thread 33476300
Anonymous No.33476522
>>33476300
Anywhere other than in your computer. They are biologically incompatible with all the wires and crystals in there.
/adv/ - zero attention despite height
Anonymous No.33471392
>>33468787
Not this dickhead again! Moaning that women don't drop into his lap "despite" his height! I won't read it because OP is too retarded to listen to.
/adv/ - Thread 33470066
Anonymous No.33471112
>>33470066
I won't read app-addled threads posted by perpetually-online, basement-dwelling, subhuman morons.
/adv/ - Thread 33453302
Anonymous No.33453317
>>33453302
I won't read threads by some wannabe troon wailing that "life isn't fair."
/adv/ - Thread 33451626
Anonymous No.33452297
>>33451626
>staying inside == scrolling
I won't read a thread by someone who is so stupid as to make that equivalence.
/adv/ - How to get a Job Online?
Anonymous No.33452242
>>33452161
You can't. Variants of this question have been asked here many times so the fact that you are evidently unable to check the archive means that you have an IQ of 50 and can barely mouth breath let alone do any job.
/adv/ - Thread 33450482
Anonymous No.33451562
>>33450482
*You* can't, because your inability to use the archive for this very frequently asked question indicates that you have an IQ of 50 and can barely mouth breath.
/adv/ - I looked her up, after 12 months
Anonymous No.33448418
>>33446280
I won't read yet another how to get over my limerence thread posted by a basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman moron who equates images found and impressions gained online with "talking to" or "having a friend."
/adv/ - Thread 33420456
Anonymous No.33420495
>>33420456
I won't read yet another umpteen-millionth how do I scrape acquaintance with this or that retail service worker thread. You cannot, OP, because you are a drooling, subhuman moron as demonstrated by your inability to check the archives for similar threads not to mention the htgwg thread on this board.
/adv/ - how do i actually get a girlfriend/how to approach a girl?
Anonymous No.33417379
>>33416295
I won't read yet another escapee from the HTGWG thread. OP will NEVER get a gf because he is too retarded even to check the archives.
/adv/ - Is Music a Waste of Time?
Anonymous No.33382131
>>33382061
I won't read be me tsunami of greentext threads. Clearly, a disorganized halfwit such as OP will never make it either in music or STEM.
/adv/ - Should I continue going after a girl if I get extreme mixed signals from her?
Anonymous No.33377812
>>33377781
Partner selection criteria issue. OP is a hopelessly subhuman moron fixated on relieving himself into whatever comes along and there is nothing to be done.
/adv/ - Thread 33367596
Anonymous No.33370790
>>33367596
I won't read texting-analysis threads. Because OP is a perpetually-online subhuman moron, you know that the simple advice "talk to them" is completely over his head and could not be acted upon, ever. He wants a solution that involves magical rituals in his basement and the woman of his dreams literally drops into his corpulent lap. Nothing can be done about this.
/adv/ - Thread 33360923
Anonymous No.33363066
>>33360923
I won't read how do I get picrel threads. They are posted by basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, knuckle-walking, so-obscenely-obese-they-have-their-own-zipcode, app-addled, unhygenic (icky), subhuman morons that can't be helped.
/adv/ - Thread 33353541
Anonymous No.33353791
>>33353541
>5'9"
It's over. Sign up for the local circus as one of their midgets...

...retarded, subhuman, drooling moron, midgets that is.
/adv/ - How do I make friends?
Anonymous No.33345895
>>33345698
You can't make friends, because the question is proof that you have an IQ of 60 because you are unwilling or unable to use the archive for this very common question.
/adv/ - Failed University. What should I do?
Anonymous No.33344596
>>33342890
I won't read I'm sooooo saaaaad at being a lazy, short-attention span, vidya addicted, porn addicted, sm addicted, subhuman, drooling moron! Waaaaah!!
/adv/ - Thread 33344107
Anonymous No.33344488
>>33344485
I almost forgot: OP is not, despite the implied "we" in his statement, in fact human, but subhuman.
/adv/ - Is it bad to be a neet?
Anonymous No.33321184
>>33319569
I won't read yet another "is it normal" thread posted by yet another subhuman, formulaic, parasitic retard.
/adv/ - Male Loneliness
Anonymous No.33321125
>>33319652
I won't read yet another I'm soooo looooonely! thread posted by yet another basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, cowardly, subhuman moron.
/adv/ - My friends on a downward spiral and I'm going down with him
Anonymous No.33298937
>>33298875
>So my best friend of 14 years has become so bad with money I'm now paying for both of our rents by mooching off my family members.
I won't read threads by a hopeless moron. OP is obviously not doing either of them any favors, but will never see it that way because... he's a hopeless moron.
/adv/ - Thread 33298577
Anonymous No.33298649
>>33298577
It isn't possible for you. That's because your apparent inability to check 4plebs.org or the how to get women general on this board indicates that you are literally a drooling moron, which is profoundly unattractive to any living thing let alone women.
/adv/ - Thread 33296685
Anonymous No.33296885
>>33296685
LOL. Serves you right. And also, I won't read app-addled threads. They're totally delusional and you're a cowardly, subhuman retard for avoiding irl approaches.
/adv/ - Thread 33291091
Anonymous No.33292006
>>33291091
>Is it bad
I won't read requests to calibrate OP's sense of what is normal. There aren't enough hours in the day to hand-hold every formulaic, autistic subhuman who needs a guidebook to take a piss.
/adv/ - Thread 33286460
Anonymous No.33287427
>>33286460
I won't read app-addled threads. They're delusional and OP is totally insane but he'll never see it that way because he's a basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman retard.
/adv/ - how do i cope with the fact that i'll never have suigintou in my miserable life?
Anonymous No.33284999
>>33283961
>stupid and retarded
Indeed, and I won't read it.
/adv/ - Thread 33281545
Anonymous No.33281873
>>33281545
>obsessed with a picture found on the Internet
>what's wrong with me
You're a basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman incel moron.
/adv/ - Thread 33277611
Anonymous No.33279513
>>33277611
I won't read unprepared for exams what do threads posted by lazy, vidya-addicted, substance dependent, attention span of a gnat, subhuman morons.
/adv/ - piss bomb
Anonymous No.33274721
>>33274505
I won't read grow tf up threads.
/adv/ - Thread 33270364
Anonymous No.33271716
>>33270364
I won't read escapees from atoga threads posted by basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman incel morons.
/adv/ - Thread 33263378
Anonymous No.33265390
>>33263378
I won't read yet another here we go again thread recounting a blow by blow saga about some romantic interaction posted by a subhuman autistic retard who has to have a formula for eeeeverything and needs other people to do his thinking for him.
/adv/ - autist trying to assess friendship
Anonymous No.33265333
>>33262735
I won't read calibration help with what is normal threads posted by formulaic, subhuman, autistic retards.
/adv/ - Thread 33259586
Anonymous No.33260068
>>33259586
I won't read requests to calibrate OP's sense of what is normal, on an advice board, posted by a formulaic, subhuman, autistic retard.
/adv/ - Where do I make irl friends?
Anonymous No.33255344
>>33255109
>umpteen thousandth repetition of an adv meme
I won't read yet another meme thread posted by yet another basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, shut-in, nothing better to do, subhuman moron.
/adv/ - Thread 33250956
Anonymous No.33251455
>>33250956
>Yes I am autistic.
No, you're a totally retarded subhuman. GF/bf is to evaluate the other person for marriage. There you go; easy, wasn't it? Except that you're too retarded to ever absorb the lesson, and absolutely will continue to treat it as an elaborate way to play with your dick.
/adv/ - Thread 33248041
Anonymous No.33249902
>>33248041
I won't read threads that are so open-ended as to be unanswerable without asking a bunch of questions in reply for which there aren't enough hours in the day and for which any sane person has better things to do. Indeed, the OP's question is in itself a microcosm of his problem: No plan, no direction, just flailing around and bleating "what do?"
/adv/ - Thread 33248500
Anonymous No.33248595
>>33248500
>how the FUCK are you supposed to meet women
There's a general for that, and anyway it's been asked countless times before. The fact that you are unable to use the archive, and are therefore an IQ 75 subhuman moron, means that you will never solve your problem and are doomed to resort to prostitutes and chinkies.
/adv/ - One all nighter away from saving my grades... Do it?
Anonymous No.33231688
>>33231566
>I'm too lazy to have prepared for my exams and now don't know what to do.
I won't read yet another such thread.
/adv/ - Thread 33226309
Anonymous No.33226343
>>33226309
I won't read yet another how to meet women thread. *You* can't. It's over for *you*, because you're a subhuman moron who cannot use the archive for this FAQ or the general for this type of thread. Women have no interest in knuckle-walking subhuman literal halfwits with an IQ of 75.
/adv/ - Thread 33220470
Anonymous No.33220705
>>33220470
Reorganize your life so you don't need a car. It is clear that you are too retarded to drive, which means that you put others in danger (whether you drive into a tree is much less important).
/adv/ - I have no motivation
Anonymous No.33219906
>>33219860
I won't read yet another motivation thread. There is nothing to be done because OP has demonstrated his subhuman IQ of 75 by failing to check the archive, and therefore no useful advice is possible.
/adv/ - How to cope with having a low IQ?
Anonymous No.33219501
>>33217977
>How can I cope with being a subhuman moron?
I won't read cope threads. Pay attention to other things, think other thoughts.
/adv/ - Thread 33207409
Anonymous No.33207701
>>33207409
>pic of fake-blonde photographic model
Maybe get a job at the local home for mental defectives like yourself.