Thread 33307648

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Shalom /atoga/.

Women aren't capable of loving a man the way a man unconditionally loves a woman. It's a hard truth we all have to accept.

>>33307648 (OP)
I’m finally over him. I feel so free. I suffered so much and I’m finally free.

>>33307661
>I'm going to lie to myself in order to make myself miserable

>>33307661
M
ive never loved anybody so

>>33307664
good for you, anon.
sometimes you have to let them go to feel free, even if you still have the desire to care for them.

Women
Do you assume every man that says hello to you on the street just wants to have sex with you or be your boyfriend?

>>33307669
I am not suprised by this, at all. you are a man of chan.

based digits

Anons why do live in such a misogynistic world? I feel like same sex attraction is sprinkled in a lot of misogyny and it feels gross.

>>33307666
>666
satan, deceiver of men

>>33307648 (OP)
i wish i could have enjoyed the love of a mid - late twenties woman while i was only 18-19
I missed out, I will never get to experience that ever

>wrote shitty romance novel
>teehee anon, not interested
>gfs name on submission
>OMG SIGN US!
I am embroiled with an unhealthy hatred of women that has seeped into my personal life. All women should suffer, but I'm trying to temper it by reading about women who did stuff, the hate is pretty hot, please recommend female military victories, doesn't matter what period.

>>33307661
I can only conditionally love a woman. I don't know what you are talking about. You just love women for being a woman? Even if she is a cunt bitch whore who will cheat on you and disrespect you? You're gonna love that?
We call you people "simps"

I responded in 6 minutes. Is it over?

>>33307661
My experience is opposite

How long should you go no contact with an ex before hanging out again? I’m still friends with her and I know she still loves me but I don’t want to come onto her too early. Also would it be better to just wait for her to reach back out? I feel like it’s my duty this time since she was the one that originally hit on me when we started dating 4 years ago

>>33307664
Keep telling yourself that until you believe it. You go, girl!

>>33307687
More like ick minutes.

I literally cannot decide anything about my future. I'm stuck in a permanent loop.

>>33307674
Yes, that is every interaction with a guy. So why would it be any different with every man on the street

>>33307664
Hi kris

>>33307693
Does your opinion change if I tell you I’m a woman?

>>33307677
i live in this world but i am not of this world

>>33307674
W
For sure not. I would be lucky to have an actual friend. But I do believe men focus on procreation more than women.

On the contrast, female orgasms produce oxytocin (the love/bond chemical) and can ehance the desire to fornicate

Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids

>>33307695
Make a decision/commitment to try something and stick to it for a reasonable amount of time
Better to make a choice and have an attempt than wallow in indecisive stasis; there is always something to be learned and by proxy gained
>>33307656
Shalommm anon

What parts of the world appreciate thicc/curvy (not fat) women?

>>33307702
the store

>>33307704
every part of the world except for the orient

>>33307685
>>33307690
Men will love a destitute debt ridden nail tech. Women will only love men who are 6,6,6 (6 ft, 6 inches, and 6 figures). One love is unconditional the other is conditional.

>>33307698
nta
only women care about this retarded texting game

>>33307704
africa

Women, he tells you you must eat all the eggs.

Women would you catch a grenade to protect us (men)?

>>33307696
I said hello to a woman on an empty street because I wanted to be polite and not awkward and she just gave me this look... like I told her that her mother was a whore or something. Why are you like this?


>>33307709
Yeah but there are still conditions... less, sure

>>33307714
>said hello to a woman on an empty street
autism

>>33307708
Europe is the same as asia

>>33307664
Godspeed anon, be free
>>33307677
People fear what they do not, or refuse to, understand and accept
>>33307682
You have a gf yet think all women should suffer?
You deride women for not "doing stuff", yet your claim to fame is writing a "shitty romance novel"?
Anyway Boudicca, Tomyris, Joan of Arc, Lilya Litvak, Tachibana Ginchiyo, Numata Jakō, Belawadi Mallamma, Caterina Sforza, Mandukhai Khatun, Artemisia I of Caria and tbe Dahomey Amazons

>>33307704
All of it, including the ones on the ISS

>>33307713
I'd only sacrifice myself to save my brother or my hypothetical future baby.

>>33307709
Men apparently will physically abuse and terrorize the kids of a debt ridden nail tech. Just heard that last month. Shits looking bleak for gen X.

>>33307709
You don’t mind being cheated on?

>>33307713
How do you catch a grenade?

>>33307709
>Women will only love men who are 6,6,6 (6 ft, 6 inches, and 6 figures)
https://youtube.com/shorts/wQ0wKv5CPtA?si=2uHFa7HI4-7pykrO

>>33307713
I'd protect him. I'm crazy tho.

>>33307724
i think he means use yourself like a human shield

>>33307714
You’re a stranger, too many guys are aggressive violent murder rapist

hobbybros i love my hobby

>>33307728
>I'm crazy tho
We can tell

>>33307724
With your hands. Maybe a lacrosse stick if you're cool enough.

Can women be pedos? Every guy would have fucked a teacher as a teen.

>>33307715
What? How's that autism? I mean I am diagnosed with aspergers but i'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with it. Saying hello to people is very normal. Especially in small european towns like the one where I said hello to a woman

I don't know, it seems like some women are just far stuck up their own ass and think very highly of themselves and believe everyone is trying to fuck them for merely glancing at them. Maybe everyone is. What do I know. But you shouldn't develop an ugly unsociable personality

>>33307713
I would soccer kick the grenade mid air towards you while shouting GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL

>>33307733
you couldnt catch one out of the air its like a lead fukken baseball

>>33307729
Pretty sure I would offer no resistance to anything harmful

>>33307713
i would save my children

>>33307735
>Every guy would have fucked a teacher as a teen
Only the hot ones tho

>>33307732
>Hot Trip and Lie
What is this shit

>>33307733
Soldiers gently lob grenades at their enemies

>>33307735
Only the ugly ones

>>33307736
do you know this woman personally? no? then ts weird, especially on an empty street. she probably though you were going to rape and murder her, which isnt an unreasonable assumption based on your posts

>>33307730
>hello
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP RAPING MEEEE AAAAAAAAA SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!!!!

>>33307720
>>33307740
Not even your husband???

>>33307744
I could say the same, Blue Valkyrie
Half the posters here weren't even born when that game came out

>>33307738
It weighs less than a pound, you could definitely catch it.

>>33307735
I had sex with my music teacher, and later my history teacher but I was 18 by that point. No regrets

How do I respond to a guy when he says “Why are you going out to eat when I’m working hard at the gym to maintain my form” and is that negging

>>33307735
Yes. When I just started high school a female classmate sexually assaulted me by giving me a handjob through my pants in the back of the classroom. I didn't even know her. This was my first sexual encounter with anyone and I was not ready for it. Kind of fucked me up for a while to be honest. Women can be just as predatory as men but i'll grant that men do it more often.

>>33307754
hes a whiny bitch ass motherfucker ghost him

>>33307736
>I mean I am diagnosed with aspergers
>women are just far stuck up their own ass and think very highly of themselves

>>33307749
You okay?

>>33307754
Yeah he's basically calling you fat. Maybe you should put down the slice of pizza and pick up a dumbbell instead. Unless you are okay with losing him? If you want to keep him say "your right" if you don't care then say whatever you want.

>>33307755
Damn nice. enviable experience right there except it wouldnt fuck me up at all cuz im not a pussy like you

>>33307756
I think this is just the way guys joke with me but I really don’t like it. I’m not even fat

>>33307748
How's that weird? That's what you do, you say hello to people as you pass them by. Especially if they are the only person around
So if you were walking on a country lane or empty street and you passed someone by, you'd just ignore them and pretend they don't exist? Nah you're the weird one, you're odd as fuck

>>33307754
He sounds like a fuckboy lol
Are you messaging Johnny Bravo?
>>33307753
>I had sex with my music teacher and history teacher
Were they called Albert and Einstein?

alright I actually have to get things done see you later fatoga

>>33307750
How can I save everyone? if we have children, children comes first. I couldn’t fathom losing my babies to a grenade. Not that losing my husband would be harder but part of the pact of being husband and wife is laying down our lives for our children if presented with that circumstance. If we don’t have children and for some reason I have to save him yes I would.

>>33307754
You should invite him out somewhere then ghost him.

>>33307751
Probably. What's it to ya?

>>33307761
hes a dick ghost him

Am I in the right for being upset that I found my bf had a (public) conversation with a cute girl online two days after our first date or is that madness?
Is it also unreasonable to be angry when I go back and read flirtatious tweets he had with others before we met? It's really pissing me off. We met irl btw.

Who is correct here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzbSeVBxvk

>>33307736
>How's that autism? I mean I am diagnosed with aspergers but i'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with it.
Aspergers was lumped into the Autism booster recently.

>>33307757
Why are you imagining me as Elliot Rodger for complaining about rude people?

>>33307763
Your mom is a teacher I guess

>>33307759
But I’m not fat
Is he autistic?

>>33307770
maybe you shouldnt date sluts

>>33307757
I would love to travel back in time and beat Eliot Rodger's face to a bloody pulp and dismember his arms so that fucking freak can't kill anyone. Piece of shit.

>>33307772
>21 retards fighting
None of them.

what should I make for me and my dad for fourth of July?

>>33307770
Larp so bad I didn’t even finish reading

>>33307781
Uhhhh a bomb

>>33307760
>im not a pussy like you
iIm not an incel so I don't need/want random sex acts performed on me without my consent.

>>33307779
he was based

>>33307773
Look i'm not that bad socially. It's mostly sensory problems. I know it is completely normal to say hello to someone, you can't gaslight me on this. She didn't look afraid, she looked insulted. I can read faces well enough to know the difference

>>33307781
hot dugs, duh

>>33307785
you let it happen though
you couldve easily yelled at her or pushed her off
but you didnt because you wanted it

>>33307781
But really I know a kickass recipie for a potato and egg salad with a considerable amount of mustard.

>>33307781
A huge juicy ass steak

>>33307791
ohhh what is it? I'm making strawberry rhubarb pie but idk what else would go with it and I don't wanna make too much food

>>33307781
a crayon drawing of both of you to put on the fridge

>>33307781
That Giadia chick from food network has a recipe for a summer pasta salad with grilled melon and prosciutto. Very good. Make that with some steaks and your choice of veg.

Why do so many guys neg me. What makes me a target

>>33307786
What would be based is if someone had dangled him by his toe from the edge of the Grand Canyon and promised not to drop him if he swears to never harm another human being.

>>33307788
Yes. It is insulting to go up to women you don't know at night and direct focoused attention on them, spergburger.

>>33307799
lol youre seething kek
people are murdered every day
who gives a shit

>>33307800
I (m) asked my (f) neighbor who was walking a corgi if I could pet her dog when it was dusk out and really dark and she let me say hi to and hug the puppy.

>>33307798
M
idk what negging is tbqh
being a bitch?

>>33307801
You should, especially about targeted murder like gendercide/femicide.

Women choose your date
>feels wojak
>basedjak
>chud
>chad

>>33307802
your neighbor knows you, and your autism
some stranger doesnt
why is it so hard for you to see why one is acceptable and the other isnt? oh wait, youre autistic. incapable of empathy

I am a male human being. Why do people on the /atoga/ assume I am a feminine female if I express a "woke" or liberal opinion about gender, sex, or sexuality?

>>33307800
I didn't "go up to them" and it was still light. I was walking down the street minding my own business and met her coming my way so I said a polite hello as we passed. You are fantasising me being a creep with some creepy scenario you made up due to having some sort of prejudice

>>33307790
Have you ever heard of fight, flight, freeze? Which one do you think I did. Regardless. Women can be predatory too, that's all i'm saying.

>>33307811
You show big red flags for being a stalker and possible future rapist.

>>33307809
Liberal bad. Woman bad. Liberal is woman.

>>33307798
Guys usually neg dumb or fat chicks. Do you fall in either category?

>>33307755
lmfao you got RAPED

>>33307778
He's better than the others I've dated, he had never touched a vagina prior to me. He has a track record of being very full-on and loyal once in a relationship and he did think I hated him and was never going to see him again after our first date so I don't know.
>>33307782
I am an insane bitch and that's as real as the blood in your veins.

Should I bring up questions about his past and ask about these women? Mixed signals on how endearing he finds my surveillance.

>>33307816
Yeah ok, ebin baitz xd LOL you got me!
Now be serious. I'm not interested in low quality bait

>>33307821
Uh huh

>>33307809
Because /pol/tards assume only women are liberals. Same reason why male liberals assume only men have conservative opinions.

>>33307806
nothing i can do about it so why care
i can go on and on about how terrible it is and how evil and cruel and blah blah blah
people are still going to mass murder

>>33307809
Normal guys tend to be
>meat good
>vagina good
>sport good
If you delineate from that then your typically called a feminine man. It is what it is.

>>33307809
Because you're being a faggot. It isn't that hard to understand

>>33307825
>Same reason why male liberals assume only men have conservative opinions.
The existence of creepy cultist shit like the Tradwife scene says otherwise.

>>33307808
That's not me, he just jumped in. Separate poster

>>33307826
It is absolutely within your capability to stand up against gendercide, including femicide.

>>33307813
so what? she just reached over and grabbed your dick? and you did nothing? lol that isnt even a fight or flight situation. its too minor for that reaction tbqh. do you have a fight or flight situation if somebody asks for directions kek. youre just a pussy overblowing things. anyways was she ugly

>>33307833
You sound like a rapey, creepy guy who reaches down women's pants to finger molest them without their consent.

>>33307755
So it was a classmate, an age similar to yours? Why would that make her a pedo

>>33307832
"standing up" against "gendercide" (lmao) does nothing
think somebody capable of that will listen to anybody who disagrees with him? of course not

>>33307839
De-radicalization and de-programming from misogynistic extremism is absolutely possible.

>>33307836
>apples to oranges comparison
thats different. women cant fight off men. men can. you just didnt because youre a pussy.

>>33307702
shes asking the same question

>>33307809
There is a difference between expressing a left-wing opinion, versus parroting feminist talking points to make them like you like in real life.
If you have leftist opinions that's normal.
If you virtue signal on here people will rightfully wonder why, since nobody will fuck you here or care about you any more than they care about me.

>>33307845
NTA
Merely stating that women aren't a monolith and that giving women the right to vote wasn't a mistake can get you called a feminist and simp on these threads.

When this woman I know that I hooked up with once introduced me to her male friend to hang out with, was it because he acted kind of cringe around women (something I noticed about him) and she hoped I would set him on the right path as a responsible male role model? (they're both in their mid-20s, I'm in my early 30s)

>>33307840
yeah if literally everybody does it. which wont happen. besides they dont even hang out on 4chan anymore kids get more radicalized from tiktok and instagram nowadays. which would be even harder to "de-radicalize"

>>33307832
>gendercide

Oh shit, there's another anon ITT who read Y: The Last Man?

>>33307648 (OP)
>want to facefuck a girl while she's wearing a ring gag
>my cock is too fat for the internal diameter of all the ones I see

I either have to find a gal with a big mouth or give up on my dreams

>>33307845
Maybe, just maybe, those are my honest opinions and not some weird transactional ploy to get my pee pee enveloped in someone's vulva, did you ever think of that? No, you did not... I wonder why.

>>33307851
you should give up on your dreams

>>33307712
I hope you dont mind if i fart, tho

>>33307842
>girl stuffs her hand in your pants
>turn into Cap'n Smack-a-Bitch
>everyone in the room sees a guy chimp out "for no reason"
>10-15 years for assault

>>33307849
Tik Tok is absolutely a fucking menace. I've heard 19-ish, 20-ish year old punk rock kids unironically parroting likely Chinese propaganda bullshit they've encountered on there.

>>33307714
>I said hello to a woman on an empty street because I wanted to be polite and not awkward and she just gave me this look... like I told her that her mother was a whore or something. Why are you like this?
That is normal in America. You are just experiencing the modernization of your society.
Welcome, and enjoy the modern world.

>>33307794
Like 3lb yellow potatoes boiled and peeled.
About 6 hardboiled eggs diced in the egg dicey thing. [Slice one way, then the other] Remember to shock them in ice water so they don't overcook.
1 cup mayo
1/2 cup yellow mustard
A small vidalia onion grated
4 teaspoons dried dill [if you are eating later and preparing ahead](otherwise a whole bunch of the fresh stuff)
2 table spoons of vinegar (if you want to be adventurous, try white wine vinegar or rice vinegar)
2 teaspoons salt
Cracked pepper to taste

>>33307770
Yes this is madness, sorry anon
>>33307776
She was actually kek
>>33307781
American pie
>>33307774
It was your extreme logical leap that amused me

>>33307859
NTA
It's insane how many young kids unironically believe CCP propaganda. Quite possibly the greatest argument against public schools.

>>33307858
im friends with the school resource officer in this made up scenario so she gets arrested for sa

>>33307850
It's an academic social sciences term that exists outside of that book.

>The term gendercide was first coined in 1985 and refers to the deliberate extermination of persons of a particular sex [48]. The notion and its potential consequences had been conceived as far back as 1793, when the Marquis Nicolas de Condorcet had speculated “what might be [the effect] on humankind [of] the discovery of a means of producing a male or female child according to the will of the parents […]. Supposing that this is likely to become a common practice, […] would it [not] lead to [changes] in the social relations of human beings, whose consequences could be harmful to the peaceable development of that indefinite perfectibility with expectations of which we have flattered humankind?” [8].

>>33307809
>Why do people on the /atoga/ assume I am a feminine female if I express a "woke" or liberal opinion

>>33307809
Burgers associate gender with literally everything. They'll imply light skin = female and dark skin = male (this is the reason for BBC cuck psyop spam btw), "right-wing" = male and "left-wing" = female, and even that young = female and old = male. It's the same reason trannies exist, because everything and anything is gendered for no reason other than to force divides between marketing demographics to better sell products and ideologies.

>>33307852
Honestly, people have little respect for male feminists regardless of how honest you believe in feminism. I mean, there are guys like Exhib who everyone knows are true believers... and they still don't get much respect on here.

It's sort of like a black person believing in white supremacy. Okay, sure, it's funny, but that's not a serious person's belief system. At some point even a woman expects you to have some pride in who you are.

>>33307723
Cheaters are the worst. Its a sad truth. If a man finds comfort in another woman, unbeknownst to her - he has broken all trust.

If a woman is raped and confides in her man, she is valuble.

>>33307861
But I'm not in America, i'm in Europe, it is very normal and it's considered pretty rude to just ignore someone and pretend they don't exist. But it's ok if there are a lot of people. You obviously are not going to greet everyone, only when there are few people. I can understand if you live in a city that is packed and you single out one person, yeah, that might be weird. But this was not the scenario

Americans, how many people are gonna permanently destroy their hands this friday?

>>33307853
I'll just stick to normal sex then

>>33307876
>ignore someone and pretend they don't exist
American here
i thought that was the norm in europe
while being friendly and greeting people is a weird american thing

>>33307865
>It was your extreme logical leap that amused me
And what was that?

>>33307876
What I mean is, modern society is degrading and people act disturbingly antisocial.
And I think that America is just the beginning of that, and soon, it will be normal for women to not say hi to you on the street in Europe, either.
I think society in general is barely on life support, people don't put in effort to act like they care about or like each other anymore, and that's a sign of things going down fast.

>>33307873
>>33307872
It's more that I'm super antireactionary in my sexual politics, kind of a Neo-sexual revolution adherent. I believe in free love, appropriately modified by consent culture. That ofc goes fundamentally against some of the mansophere/tradwife-adjacent shit that gets espoused over /atoga/ a bunch.

>>33307875
And if she cheats you will be okay with it

>>33307877
Not enough. I demand tribute!
>t. Ghost of George Washington

>>33307877
I gave myself burns playing with magnesium and aluminum powder trying to make a big spark flash mortar thingy
theres only a faint scar on my left middle finger now

>>33307877
Hopefully it happens to a lot of MAGA gun nuts out in the countryside so they can't abuse their second amendment rights by murdering innocent people with guns and ammo.

>>33307883
That's a little retro, actually (have you noticed the amount of sex people have has gone straight down since 1970? Free love has been dead for decades).
But it shouldn't automatically get you labeled a woman. Maybe if you get weird about it and assume sex is easy to get for everyone, or something like that.

>>33307889
>The empathetic left

Guys what's the biggest thing
(Like an action or behavior) a girl can do that would make you go from liking her to loving her?

>>33307889
redneck gun nuts and urban blacks just shoot guns into the air and end up hitting some poor kid in the head
its coddled suburbanites that buy fireworks

>>33307893
M
i unironically try not to think about that kind of stuff at all
why would a girl want me to like her much less love her?

>>33307759
Some girls like beefy guys, I wouldnt know but I bet cushy men are comfy to cuddle.

>>33307889
As a non american, based

>>33307893
If she shows that she knows her own worth and is self confident, like shooting down cheap cat calls

>>33307879
I don't think it is a European or American thing. It's a Rural/Urban thing. Like I said, It would make sense to say I was being weird in a crowded city. But this was a small town in a rural county in a rural country

>>33307882
Perhaps. Maybe it is partly just the social consequences of the internet, like mind poisoning or just getting too comfortable being able to have complete control over who you interact with. I don't know. Most people including women if you said hello will appreciate it, but it is always a young woman who will literally scoff and scorn you when it happens. Doesn't make any sense

>>33307893
Having good standards
Which means she wouldn't be talking to me in the first place

>>33307910
Yes?

>>33307910
literally me frfr

Women would take a 6’5 fat and balding orc instead of a 5’8 guy every time

>>33307919
No I wouldn't stop viewing the world as an NTR hentai.

>>33307819
No

Men would take a H cup tittymonster instead of a flatty every time

>>33307790
try pushing a 300lb man off of a weak MAYBE 100lb frame and let me know how that goes. and if shes involuntarily incoherant, its prob more difficult

>>33307893
Stuff that shows she cares about me. She can be hot and cool and genius and whatever, but she's not going into "love" territory unless my mind/heart consider her an ally, someone that is tied to me and depends on me. I don't know off the top of my head, maybe if I was in a better mood. But surely you can think of things.
Like anything that shows she needs the guy and she won't just be fine if he disappears tomorrow.

>>33307919
the 5'8 guy is also fat and balding

>>33307756
>>33307759
>>33307763
>>33307766
>>33307768
Okay he was definitely just joking so maybe I’m being over dramatic. But now I’m still upset. What do I do?

Women would you rather date a chad sword warrior or a magic caster-cel?

>>33307924
I'm waiting for some femanon to chime in and say "H cup actually isn't that big! DD is tiny!"

>>33307912
I think it’s a mixed of urban/rural + cultural. But usually in urban, fewer ppl greet you on the street

>>33307924
depends on whos taller
tallflats >>> shortstacks

>>33307924
Unironically, my actual boob preference is just medium sized

>>33307919
Women are memed into settling for men with shit looks regardless of height. They'd take a 5'5 kpop idol over a 6'+ anything if they didn't think he'd immediately cheat on them

>>33307809
because you are a spiritually lunar male

>>33307893
If she shows genuine care and respect for people. A woman with a good heart is my weakness. And not in a virtue signalling way, that's repulsive

>>33307893
if she isnt a bitch to her friends

Kitty asleep on my pc

Do you think he will reincarnate as another pedo?

>>33307807
Can i just cuddle and give a handsome man a hand massage? Movies, food, relaxation and see where it goes?

Its often not about looks, but chemistry, bond and effortless emotion.
I have a feeling that man wouldn't want to be around long, most men dont seem to like women who dont expect or want anything in return.

I am once again asking how long should you go no contact with an ex before hanging out again? I’m still friends with her and I know she still loves me but I don’t want to come onto her too early. Also would it be better to just wait for her to reach back out? I feel like it’s my duty this time since she was the one that originally hit on me when we started dating 4 years ago

>>33307781
A child

>>33307944
get your vagina off of there, what the hell?

>>33307893
>anything that demonstrates she is genuine and authentic with me
>If I ever have to cry and she holds me close to her chest.

>>33307950
He loves it

>>33307944
I love Kittie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ

>>33307880
That people were being stuck up and think highly of themselves because they didn't respond to a random stranger when alone on the street

>>33307946
>a handsome man
Noooooooo

>>33307947
You've waited long enough. Go back in, dickmatize her again, and then go back to no contact.
Women love that.

>>33307945
too bad reincarnation isn't real...

>>33307924
I get the appeal of big boobs. I like them. As long as they are not too big. But I am not bullshitting when I say this but medium and small boobs also have their appeal and I like em too. I just like boobs. A good pair of boobs has less to do with size and more to do with form desu, which isn't going to be a comfort to insecure women but it's the truth

>>33307811
What if she had to poop and rush home? Maybe it wasnt you and she wanted you there, possibly gushing to her room mate about the "cute guy" she saw?

Or maybe she had a boyfriend and was being loyal and respectful to their relationship.

>>33307946
>dont expect or want anything in return.
so if the guy never shows any affection for you you'd be fine with it. no words of gratitude. no hugs or kisses.

>>33307957
It’s been 3 days heh…

>>33307893
Like other anon said, just demonstrating that she really cares about me and the people around her

>>33307959
about as real as heaven and hell

>>33307955
It wasn't that they didn't respond. They did respond, but very rudely. You don't pull that face with indifference or with good intentions

>>33307816
Both considerably attractive traits to a specific type of woman. Niche, i know..

>>33307964
Hot and cold, you play your cards right you can smash that twice a week with no strings AND she's going to try harder to please you because of this system
Unironically mistreating people puts relationships in easy mode

>>33307928
No I'm not I have a head full of medium length hair and 10% bodyfat with a bit of abs showing

>>33307947
Either wait for her to reach out, or, if you must say something and haven't said it yet, let her know you're willing to wait as long as she needs and you'd still like to be friends with her. I don't know your circumstances, but don't push too hard, if she still loves you she's definitely going through heartbreak and needs to heal (so to speak) at her own pace.
>>33307964
>3 days
Don't even think about it. If you choose to say something, say it after another week or two.

>>33307973
>10% bodyfat
>a bit of abs
You'd have to be physically missing the muscles for them to not be visible.

He had a crush on a girl and called her the woman of his dreams during February of last year.
How can I measure up to that? Men do feelings change so quickly would he be able to love me after that?

I’ve acquired a pair of pink cowboy boots. What am I supposed to wear with these?

Is saying "you're not ugly, you just need to lose weight" to my girlfriend a good idea?

>>33307948
I'm not going to make babies with my dad, you freak

>>33307979
a pink cowboy hat
but you should only be wearing these if you're female

>>33307962
>What if she had to poop and rush home?
No, the face she pulled was clearly a show of disrespect
>Maybe it wasnt you and she wanted you there, possibly gushing to her room mate about the "cute guy" she saw?
No
>Or maybe she had a boyfriend and was being loyal and respectful to their relationship
And how is being a stuck up cunt to a bypasser being loyal to anyone? No

>>33307978
the words of the male mean little to none
all that means is that she made his dick hard, nothing more

I’m so tired I can’t even get to date one without a guy insulting me somehow

>>33307981
No that’s a horrible idea

>>33307982
The preposition in your sentence was "for", not "with". Give him a grandchild, you disappointment of a daughter.

>>33307973
>medium length hair
>10% bodyfat
She thought you were a junkie.
>>33307979
The campiest bullshit you can pull off. A vest, cowboy hat, and one of those big-ass gaudy belts will get you off to a good start.

>>33307981
It is a terrible idea. You are super autistic if you even have to ask this.

>>33307981
You can just suggest that she's starting to gain weight and you're worried about her health.

>>33307983
I am, someone gave them to me and I’ve never worn anything like them before

An Atogan Romance:
plap
slap
plap
slap
plap

>>33307981
Might be the best idea I've heard ITT, at least for causing a breakup

>>33307989
What a hideous, evil, stupid man in that image.

Time for the lamentations

>>33307985
Okay. We have over a year of a relationship to our credit so I guess that must mean something.

>>33307979
assless chaps with nothing but a thong underneath

>>33307981
Yes. Record her reaction and post it here so anons can see how it's done.

>>33307999
Trips of tribulations and terror

>>33307996
I plap you, you plap me....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq734_nZ7Eo

>>33307991
Well I'm tired of her thinking I don't find her attractive, but honestly she's starting to be right because she is steadily gaining pounds.

>>33307995
maybe very light blue denim would look good with them
maybe a belt with a pink buckle on it

>>33307989
Why'd i know you were gonna be a christcuck lmao. Your book is no more real than their book

>>33308003
I only have biker chaps not cowboy ones, does that count?

is bioshock a good game, @ gamer atogans

>>33308013
never played it

>>33308003
>>33307979
I don't call them cowboys
Until I've seen them ride
Because a stetson hat
And fancy boots
Don't tell you what's inside

>>33308013
Meh, fortnite is better

>>33307974
Thanks. She essentially is having a mental episode and is trying to go to therapy rn. She mentioned how if she continued like this and ignored her problems, we’d be getting a divorce, have split custody, etc so she’s doing it while we aren’t legally bound together but she doesn’t want to drag me through everything that’s going on (admittedly, she’s been pretty hard to get through for the last couple weeks). She was wearing a necklace I gave her a long time ago when we decided to split and she said she’s gonna keep it and all the reminders of me. She said not to wait for her but I think I will. I know for sure that we won’t be together for another year if I’m lucky but I’m willing to just be her friend in the meantime. She said that I’m her best friend and she’d be sad if I just left her and hated her. I’m sad but I don’t hate her, I understand. I guess I’ll wait 3 weeks to reach out and just invite her on a little adventure around town for a few hours and see how that goes

>>33307884
Why would anyone be ok with a cheater?

>>33308010
factually incorrect

>>33308011
yeah it probably won't make too much difference, what color are they?

>>33307891
Trad wife, loyal love need to make a come back. Make me desert and suck my weiner so we can watch movies and be sweet

>>33308022
The Color out of Space.

>>33308022
Black

>>33308025
It's funny how many men go into the tradwife thing because they're convinced owning a woman like a personal slave will cure them of the trauma from the forced homosexual sodomy they experienced from bullies in grammar school.

>>33308028
I don't find it funny at all.

>>33308028
What is grammar school

>>33308021
>factually
i don't think you know what that word means

>>33308031
bong shit i dunno

>>33307919
Personality and chemistry over looks
A N Y D A Y

>>33308033
It's short for "wElL, aCtUaLly....." Something neckbeards say.

taking a ahowecwith atoga rn my phone is getting wrg

>>33308037
i do the same sometimes
although when i actually have to start washing myself i throw it in the hamper
yes i have a hamper in the bathroom

>>33308030
You will.

>>33308028
Wow, that's some elite-tier psychoanalysis. Did you minor in Freud and major in pulling things out of your ass?

>>33307873
>people have little respect for male feminists regardless of how honest you believe in feminism
I wonder why?

>>33307926
What if he ghosts her? If he repeatedly displays that he does not want to be involved, letting go is the only option? desu

>>33308039
I doubt it.

>>33308037
stick your phone in your butt. That will keep it dry

>>33308040
You are clearly more interested in putting things into your ass than having them pulled out.

>>33308019
You're a good man, anon, and she sounds like she's got a good head on her shoulders (sans the mental illness thing) too. Bear in mind that even with professional help it'll take quite some time to unravel whatever she's got going on and communicating with her might get difficult at times, but she'll definitely appreciate the approach you're taking imo. Good luck with your outing.

>>33308038
me too i that weird?? where else do u keep hanper

>>33308027
black and pink is bold, i like it
what do you think will work for the top half? more skin, or less?

Women
Picture this scenario:
You are walking down an empty street
You see another fellow pedestrian walking in the distance
He's walking the opposite way and you will cross paths, it is imminent
As you get closer and closer, you can see that he looks like a civil young well mannered man
As you are about to pass eachother he says "hello" to clear the air

Do you:
1. Phone the police on the spot and tell them that you are about to be beaten and raped
2. Pull a face that you would as if you were smelling literal shit
3. Politely say hello and get on with your day?

>>33308052
get over yourself geez

>>33308013
Can only speak for the first one, but yes, it's fantastic.

>>33308052
Avoid him and look for a detour if he approaches.

>>33308049
NTA
In my bedroom

>>33308055
That's what I do with black people.... do women really see us all as niggers? Damn...

masturbating as a girl is a waste of time it doesn't feel good or bad it's boring as fuck

>>33308059
then quit

>>33308058
nta, but this actually isn't a terrible way to view it
>>33308059
masturbating is just mediocre

>>33307883
>I believe in free love, appropriately modified by consent culture

What's the difference of with and without?

>>33307956
Looks do not matter to women.
When will you get this

>>33308063
Without is how you get high profile creeps like Norman Mailer

>>33307648 (OP)
Should I get a self tanner spray?

>>33308046
Ah yes, the old "every opinion I don’t like must be childhood trauma" theory. Truly groundbreaking work, Doctor.

>>33308028
...Is this a leftist take or a right wing take? I'm confused.

>>33308067
Don't tell me you disagree that Trump's creepy behavior was caused by his daddy Fred Senior abusing him. It's a very plausible hypothesis.

>>33307978
>had a crush on a girl and called her the woman of his dreams during February of last year
February last year?? Bro I do this like every week

everything i have is fucking breaking

>>33308071
>>33307978
>February of last year
That reminds me of a song but I can't quite put my finger on which one. It's killing me.....

>>33307981
the best way to convince her is work on getting fit yourself. make yourself look good, it'll give her a little bit of uncertainty and make her respect you more.

>>33308073
Somebody told me by the killers

>>33308068
>Is this a leftist take or a right wing take
God i fucking hate american politics.

>>33308074
>w0rK 0n YoUrSeLf
Ah the shitty useless bad-advice platitudes rear their ugly heads yet again!

damn, scared another femanon off with my enthusiasm

>>33308076
>Suddenly a triggered Eurotard
Or Canadian/Australian/whatever. It's always funny when non Americans seethe about America.

>>33307963
Thats not what I meant.
Words of affirmation are a kind gesture and usually that helps build a relationship OR friendship.
Physical affection happens to be one of my personal love languages.. everyone is different.
I wouldnt expect a man to buy any gifts, ask me to be his valentine or do something fancy. I dont WANT anything from a man.

>>33308080
>>33308076
One of you is a retard for needing to pin everything on that stupid left/right axis
One of you is a retard for caring when it's in response to something so fucking stupid
Both of you should kiss

>>33308079
You just gotta talk to them about shlicking. They love that

>>33308081
well i feel like most men who do that do it because they want to, not out of any kind of obligation
well at least thats how i feel about it
not that ive ever done it anyways lol

>>33308080
I'm American and I'm sure I hate our politics more than any 20 euros combined.

Should a giant, accurate stone sculpture of my penis and balls be placed next to the presidents' faces on Mount Rushmore? y/n

>>33307973
Who saw that picture!?

>>33308090
n
IGGER

>>33308081
Counterpoint: receiving a handmade, not bought, gift from a man who loves you is heads and shoulders above almost everything else.
>>33308090
Yeah.

>>33308080
yanks, i love ya, but you seriously need to take a step back and look at how unusual your culture and politics are
and stop taking every criticism as an excuse to start jacking yourselves off

>>33308048
I know this is a tall ask because you don’t know her or the situation but how long do you think should I wait to ask her out again? I think a year is good but I really don’t know. Maybe I should just feel it out?

>>33307820
I've come to terms with it and can joke about it now but it really was rape I guess lol

>>33308068
It's a "I just went to college for psychoanalysis and think I am smart. Wait hold on, what do you mean men don't care about my career?!" kinda take.

>>33308095
How about no. I don't care about how the rest of the world does things.

>>33308097
Men can't get raped lol

>>33308078
>>33308078
I'm not saying he needs to work on himself, I'm just saying it's more convincing than insulting her. she's probably well aware she's fat but just feels too comfortable with her habits. Positive reinforcement > negative

>>33307979
Hes gone forever

>>33308095
nta
i pray we get nuked everyday for what we've become

>>33308095
>stop jacking yourselves off
I'll jack off right now! Maybe the fountain of semen will even land on your face from across the world.

>>33307837
Yeah she wasn't really a pedo we were the same age, well maybe she was a year over. I was just speaking about predators mainly.

>>33308090
yes

>>33308099
you say that shit but you clearly do care

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.

>>33308052
I just ignore women now and pretend they don't exist. I don't even look at them and if I have to interact with them I am very dry and cold and straight forward. I've been doing it for years because of experiences like this. It wasn't a conscious effort or decision, Its a learnt behaviour
Then one day there was this girl who worked in a shop stacking shelves that I would go to every week and she kept looking at me and trying to talk to me but I didn't know how to socialise with strangers anymore, especially women because they were always so touchy. So I just ignored her even though she seemed nice. How do I unfuck myself?

>>33308107
>No u!

>>33308108
what a fag lmao

>>33308108
Yankee Doodle went to town, rode the chicks like ponies, he stuck a finger up his butt and called it Hershey's Chocolate

Women, is it true what they say about.. you know

>>33307833
>do you have a fight or flight situation if somebody asks for directions kek
no
>youre just a pussy overblowing things
i'm not going to trying to convince you what consent is because you clearly don't care

>>33308110
that doesn't even make a lick of sense

>>33308002
barf

>>33308108
>>33308112
Yank my doodle it's dandy

>>33308109
>How do I unfuck myself?
I believe there's a short book on how to Unfuck Your Social Skills as part of the 5-Minute Therapy series

>>33307809
Makes sense to me

>>33308103
i'll settle for balkanization, i think many americans want that deep down

neighbor caught me with only my boxers on i fucked up bros, i didn't think anyone else would be awake

>>33308003
PLEASE PUT MY PANTIES ON
i might fall in love with a man who would put my panties on

I hate women so fucking much.

>>33308122
Next time, flash one of your balls

>>33308123
I'll pants you by pulling a pair of panties over your head while I and my gang of bullies point and laugh.

>>33308119
Is this just more meme crap that wastes your time or/and money or is it actually useful?

>>33308121
that wouldnt fix the problem
everything good about america is long gone
the whole country being glassed would be a kindness at this point

>>33308123
you want me to help you put your panties on?

You really did it this time, women. You really went and did it.

>>33308126
bro idek how old she is i froze up and said hi and then walked away kms

>>33308013
one of the best games if you enjoy a good story with atmosphere

I love (some) women so fucking much.

>>33308122
You should be like me and just walk around your digs naked with impunity where the neighbors who are drinking on the deck of the house across the street can see you while you oscillate your pee pee hanging out by a window.

>>33308100
how do you figure that?>>33308113

>>33308122
dude i walk to the fukken post office and gas station barefoot in that (ngl sometimes a tanktop too) its not a huge deal

>>33307648 (OP)
Going swimming tomorrow, get to show off my gym progress.

When's the last time you went swimming?

>>33308113
Yes, it is true what they say about guys with Big Feet. That's why Bigfoot sightings are so important. So that scientists can study the potency of his massive schlong.

>>33308113
chicks with big hands have big clits

>>33308019
Honestly, deep seeded trauma can often surface durring times of stress. You would be surprised, but being "there" for her and trying to be understanding would possibly strengthen the relationship. Being a friend means alot, and if you still feel the spark and connection - all the better. it sounds like it could be true love. Happy for you, anon. Anyone who would get to experience that would be lucky. I hope to have someone like that in my life one day.

>>33308100
how do you figure that?

>>33308148
Rape requires penetration

>>33308113
Yes we all lie that our boyfriends being the best lover we ever had. But we care about them and don't want to hurt any feelings.

>>33308139
yeah i'm overreacting, also these boxers are longer than some women's shorts so i don't feel that bad anymore, still awkward as shit. i should be the only person awake at this time, everyone should be asleep goddamn it

>>33308100
>>33308149
legally in the uk this is the case

>>33307919
I'd rather have a 5'6 guy.

>>33308149
so what do you call getting a handjob against your will

>>33308140
>When's the last time you went swimming?
~2014

>>33308150
nta but this shit is brutally blackpilling to me

>>33308155
>getting milked dry without consent
I call that taxation, baby!

>>33308140
few weeks ago

>>33308157
Literally just get better, sex is a skill. With women it's a mental game

>>33308155
you let it happen bro
fight or flight is not an excuse

Should I actually ghost him? Am I being too picky? If hes just joking around and I’m being autistic I don’t want to ruin this

>>33308140
Two mondays ago.
Swimming is nice exercise for hot weather.

>>33308052
None, I do feel like an asshole about it but I just blast my music, avoid eye contact, and pretend nobody else exists on my walks. I don't even pay attention to whether it's a man or women passing by me. If I'm going somewhere at night I will run instead of walk to further minimize contact.

I've been to the dentist today,some unknown doctor. Turns out to be the most beautiful 25 year old girl I've seen in a while.

I plan on finishing my treatment monday, then adding her on IG and asking her out.

Something in the Line of: Sorry, I didn't want to make this weird, or be pushy since it's your working space. But I really like you and maybe we could grab a coffee sometimes?

I don't care about the dentistry, I can find another dentist here. Thoughts femanons? Would you be weirded out?

Just for some context, if she doesn't reply or says no I won't bother her again, I'm not one of those dudes, I just kinda want to shoot my shot. Any advice or thoughts welcome

>>33308163
normies dont joke
its always a "freudian slip"

After all why not, why shouldn’t I fuck underage girls that lie about their age on dating apps?

>>33308166
>Thoughts femanons? Would you be weirded out?
Yes, and I'd get you banned from my practice for being an old creep or you only get male dentists.

>>33308170
you do you man
picrel isnt underage though

>>33308170
It's illegal

>>33308157
I mean sorry but if your girlfriend asks you if you love her more than all your other ex's your going to lie and say yes. It is what it is. Most guys suck in bed anyway.

>>33308170
You'll be put on the sex offenders list.

>>33308171
I literally don't care if I can't use her service anymore. I think there's nothing creepy about a message like that.

Okay I have come to the conclusion that I should be alone.

>>33308162
>just take it and stay quiet
I hope for every woman's (or man's) sake they do not come across you if thats your actual position on such matters.

>>33308180
Good

>>33308183
women can get raped
men can too actually
but in your situation you implied consent by letting it happen

Can I fix him?

>>33308186
Bob?

>>33308177
Bold of you to assume they already aren't on there.

>>33308180
do you think your better off alone
do you think your better off alone

>>33308176
>lie
The answer would be an honest yes, if it weren't why would I date her
>Most guys suck in bed anyway.
For this part, the issue was that this has led to me getting cheated on, complete with the explanation that it was due to "physical limitations"
So the fact that women regularly think of their exes makes dating feel pointless for me

>>33308088
most men of chan dont do things like this.

>>33308094
I have never received a handmade gift, but one small heart sculpture. I find the idea of thoughtful gifts (non monetary) to be the most heartfelt.

>>33308168
Why would he think that’s funny

>>33308165
I used to have really bad social anxiety too. I couldn't even look at people in the eye. I still don't make eye contact because I have gotten so accustomed to it even though i'm not afraid to anymore. I get you

This is a great pause.
Men, what are you doing?

>>33308173
>>33308174
>>33308177
Eggless past their use by date hags typed these posts

>>33308198
About to go to bed. I've got class tomorrow at 8

>>33308198
More important things

>>33308198
listening to lame music
talking to randos on discord who dont want me to be in the conversation but dont say anything
being an asshole itt

>>33308190
Fuck... now I want to listen to that

>>33308190
My better off alone what?

>>33308198
hobby stuff, should be writing for school tho.

>>33308198
Grooming and chillin babe

>>33308198
Having a drink and listening to the neighbor kids shoot off fireworks.

>>33308199
>Pointing out the law is a sign of being an eggless hag

>>33308211
Rules are only for people who need them

>>33308211
Being old enough to know age of consent laws makes you a hag.

>>33308198
Lying down and trying to destress a bit

>>33308216
>Knowing that fucking minors puts you on the sex offenders list is only known by eggless hags

Advice from anyone welcomed, just be sincere. I work on a boat. I jave a female immediate supervisor. She's like a quarter rung above me in the pecking order. We started off nasty to each other, but over the past couple weeks, we got really friendly. We talk during work, laigh at eachother's jokes, and generally have a great time. She also prefers my assistance on any tasks we have to do. We're the same height, both black, she's a year older. The problem is she's been in the indistry longer than me and has more experience, qualifications, and therefore earning potential. I'm basically a newbie im the greater scheme even though I've been at it for 6 months.

Does she like me? I like her, in a way I thought I never would a woman. It's a small, heartfelt like. She used to piss me off, but now she makes me smile. I dread the next 12 hr shift, but when she calls me Hercules when I lift heavy shit, or when we make physical contact doing whatever, I can't help but feel better. I'm a former weirdo and she's your average black woman save for being intelligent and not up her own ass.

I really want her to like me too. My contract is ending soon, and on my last day I planned to ask her
>"If I asked you out, would you have said yes?"

We'll probably never see eachother again, but I feel like I'd be thinking "What if?" for a long time after.

Good idea, bad idea? Should I risk shitting where I eat and trying to start a relationship? If I weird her out, well, we have to work together and live on the same boat....

>>33308146
>it sounds like it could be true love
It is. I know it is for me and I feel like it is for her. She let her friends and family know that it’s over but she told them it had nothing to do with me and that she needs help so I’m glad I didn’t lose a bunch of connections there either, her family has been very sweet to me. I just hope that by the time she’s ready to das again, she comes back to me. I have a strong feeling she will but there is still a feeling of dread. We actually dated briefly in high school, stopped talking to each other and then reconnected when she saw me at college and was happy that I finally decided to grow my hair out (she always used to tease me that it would look good when we were younger) and express myself more. We’re both 25 now and things change and all but I have a feeling like something similar will happen again, this time I’m gonna be more there for her instead of being an asshole and cutting her off completely like I did for those 4 years that we didn’t speak to each other. Just need to give each other some space to cope for now

Women do you really pee when laughing?

How do unemployed dudes even get girlfriends in the first place? What does he say to them when asked what he does so that they don't immediately leave?

>>33308135
I tend to fall in love with men who would never love or fall in love w me.

>>33308220
do it

>>33308220
>working with women
>working under a woman
>at sea
>for 12 hours
My brother in Christ

i need a bisexual gf please

>>33308223
the same way employed dudes get gfs
THEY DONT

Can you niggas guess what fruiting plant this is?

>>33308179
It's cyber stalking

>>33308232
pepper

>>33308223
>how to people maintain relationships when they can't pay people to stick around

>>33308223
Being unemployed and rich gives you insane rizz levels, that’s how I got my current gf, I lied to her about getting a job to help us save for a future together when in reality I just can’t stand being around for too long

>>33308237
Women don't like men for their personalities
All that matters is money and dick

>>33308235
Wow you’re good. How did you know?

>>33308237
Advanced levels of 1st degree prostitution

>>33308220
Likely she doesn't like you, but you have nothing to lose by asking her out and a lot to gain

>>33308191
>The answer would be an honest yes, if it weren't why would I date her
So no "the one that got away" or "the one that was perfect but i was still too immature"? Find that hard to believe. Regardless we all tell white lies to spare each others feelings.
>it was due to "physical limitations"
Most likely you can fix it whatever it was. Sometimes people also like things that other people don't. Might have been a more her than you thing.
>So the fact that women regularly think of their exes makes dating feel pointless for me
Its the modern dating world. Outside of looking for a spouse at church your gonna be dating girls that have had multiple partners. Just like I have to date guys who did the same. Our past is a part of us.

>>33308241
my dad has peppers and they kinda look like that
a lucky guess basically

I’m fighting a sinus infection and I want to kill myself

>>33308239
>All that matters is money and dick
Confirmed, if I didn’t have either of these my gf would’ve left already after everything I put her through

>>33308232
Triangulating your coordinates as we speak

>>33308166
Never know unless you try.
She could be the love of your life.. what if you let her slip away?

>>33308096
This is gonna sound a little rough, but imo rather than deciding on a nebulous deadline and inevitably coming to think of your friendship as an interim, it's better to take it day by day. In the span of a year your relationship could go in any direction; by then, there's no telling how you or her will feel about getting back together, especially with therapy and a great deal of personal growth on her end in the mix.
If and when the both of you are ready to rekindle your (romantic) relationship, you'll know. Ask her out again then. It may be a year's time, it may be more, or it may never come; whenever it may be, you'll have a much clearer idea of what you and her want to do.
Essentially: feel it out, but don't let your hopes for the future swallow your current relationship. You don't have to give up on her or anything, just be mindful that she's going to undergo a lot of change and that it's too early to determine what that'll mean for your relationship down the road.

>>33308250
Even tho this guy is autistic he is pretty handsome. He could find my coordinates and come get it. If you know what I mean.

hand hurts again i need to b uy a vice

>>33308246
>So no "the one that got away"
No, because if we would've been perfect, she wouldn't have gotten away.
>Most likely you can fix it whatever it was
:(
>Might have been a more her than you thing
Possibly, but it doesn't help
>Have had multiple partners
I don't think you actually read what I wrote, or you don't get which part is the issue; it's not that women have exes, it's that apparently you don't ever actually move on all the way

>>33308190
No man wants me anyways, so I will forever be alone. At this point, its my reality.

Tinder is the reason for why I am so grateful for being engaged to my trad Cath Latina gf

>be 30 yo office worker
>tell my boss I need to flex an hour after lunch so I can take my gf to the doctor's office
>she asks if its something serious
>"no she just doesn't have a driver's license yet"
>boss acts weird but says ok
>find οut later that I've been branded a creep because she thinks my gf is underage
how do I explain that my gf is just a 26 yo womanchild homebody and not a high schooler?

>>33308264
I hope you didn’t meet her on tinder

Gender
Penises going into vaginas: pro or anti?

>finally watch monogatari
>self insert as Hanekawa
>turns out she's the designated cuck character
I somehow hate moids more now

>>33308261
>it's that apparently you don't ever actually move on all the way
I wouldn't say we don't move on. But we have memories. Does that make sense? They most assuredly love their new guy more than any guys from their past but it doesn't mean she will forget those guys. Things happen through out the day or your life that reminds me of them.

>>33308266
just tell her

>>33308269
M
this makes vaginas sound hot ngl

>>33308264
>trad Cath

>>33308269
M
I'm pretty pro piv. Im on the board of many piv ngos

>>33308269
I think this guy is just gay

>>33308269
M
Milo is a homosexual of course he doesn't like vaginas.

>>33308271
and a nip nong ching chong to you too young lady

>>33308269
Pro. I'd like humanity to continue

Pic related makes me hard for some reason

>>33308271
i uh my condolences i havent seen that chinese cartoon yet

>>33308122
At least you weren't naked
>>33308123
I can put them on (my face)
>>33308140
Must've been nearly two years ago now...
>>33308152
We live in a society...
>>33308166
You may as well grit your teeth and try
>>33308198
Gayming
Should go bed cause I have to go to the job centre in 5 hours

>>33308284
Are you 13?

Women do you get hard?

>>33308288
God I wish

>>33308266
Literally have this same issue, everyone thinks I’m a sexpat because my gf is foreign and doesn’t speak English properly even though we met organically at work
>>33308268
Sorry I can’t help you with your incel fallacy

>>33308272
Well, given that we're speaking in the original context of women liking their exes more than their current BFs sexually, it doesn't really help that issue
I'm aware that my personality is likable and I'm considered sweet and all, but that doesn't fix the issue at hand desu

>>33308289
Nipples and clit get erect, but I wouldn't say HARD hard.

>>33308292
>he actually met her on tinder
Lmao

Women do would you do this on a date?

>there are guys who post here that have GFs
why even come tο 4chan

>>33308284
Kek
Is this show any good? I liked the art style in the trailer
>>33308176
>all your other ex's
Do you know what website you're on

>>33308297
does it count if I'm single now

>>33308294
>clits get erect
Do they actually noticeably become bigger?

do literally all late 20s women only want hookups
FUCK this GAY earth

>>33308296
No, what if somebody took a photo and posted it on 4chan?

>>33308301
Depends on person.

>>33308297
>guys who post here that have GFs
There are more of us who don't and are virgins kek
Some nearing or over 30
The gf havers just like to flex

>>33308295
Kek being genuinely happy kills the incel
>>33308297
Everyone knows what 4chan is now this isn’t your super secret anonymous hangout anymore retard holy shit go outside lmao

I accidentally saw a video of a proposal and now I can’t stop crying I can’t even get one date I can’t do anything right and I’m tired of trying

gender
what websites did you use before 2015

>>33308255
I don’t think she’ll change to the point where I’ll stop loving her - a lot of her problems aren’t things that are external or part of her personality, she’s just mentally ill unfortunately, but I’m hoping she’s able to figure things out and get to a point where she can rekindle a romantic relationship with me. You’re right tho, I should take it day by day and feel things out as time goes on. She still has all the stuff I gave her, she didn’t ask for any of the stuff she gave me, we’re still sharing each other’s location, still have any shared account that we created, she still has the “I said I love you first” background in our ig dms, etc. I’m just hoping that these things stay the way they are because it gives me hope that one day we will be romantically involved again

>>33308309
M
YouTube, back when it was a brown tv

>>33308308
This is the universe telling you to kill yourself you lonely faggot

>>33308309
M
4chan, I was on /b/ in 2012 or so

>>33308309
m
I was 11
i dont think i was even online yet
dont remember ever using a computer prior to middle school

>>33308309
M
Newgrounds

>>33308303
I’m eating a steak sandwich with red wine while watching the lion king and I am so glad to not be any of you LOL

>>33308293
Hmm not sure how to really make you feel better, The way you are acting is the reason we say current bf is the best we ever had wether its true or not.

>>33308303
I'm an early 20s woman who's terrified of hookups and would rather have an actual relationship, if that helps.
>>33308309
F
Niche forums that let me janny when I was like 12 for some reason and those proto-gacha social media/dress-up game fusion sites

thoughts on Sum 41?
am I loser for being a 30 yo that identifies with Fat Lip?

State gender
What do you think would happen in the world if all men disappeared but only for 1 minute.

>>33308321
i used to hear their stuff on the radio i think

Women would you leave your bf if someone better came along?

>>33308312
Youre right I’m going to wait for my dad to pass and then I’ll do it

Is volleyball a feminine sport?

Men, as its commonly known there are nice looking and ugly penises. Do we women have the same issue with our vaginas or are they just vaginas?

This scares and enrages the moid

>>33308318
Idk, just wish women didn't cheat or think about sex with their exes so much

>>33308309
Newgrounds. 4chan. Cracked.com. The YNC. M-less. Various flash game sites.

>>33308322
Panic. Even if a woman's a misandrist, they'd still be worried about what they hell happened and if they're next.

Why did he even say that to me

>>33308325
Yes but so would men. Don't turn this into an anti-woman thing please.

>>33308330
Ofc it does. We can never compete

fingers hurt again i should take a brak

>>33308329
>Do we women have the same issue with our vaginas
Absolutely

>>33308329
Most are pretty, some are beautiful. I would say 1% or less are unattractive/slightly repulsive.

>>33308322
M
For 60 seconds, my life would be good
>>33308338
nta but whenever I'm into someone I cannot develop feelings for another person, even ogling someone is just inconceivable to me
Admittedly, I'm obsessive

>>33308307
no meme- is tinder actually good for stuff other than hookups?

>>33308321
>a 30 yo that identifies with Fat Lip?
You listened to them as a teen and continue to enjoy them, like every 30yo has for as long as recorded music has been around. It's normal.

>>33308330
I wish she'd get a vibrator, so I could use it on her while I was also inside her. I unironically want her bound, gagged, blindfolded, hooded, and completely at my mercy.

>>33308329
urbandictionary dot com slash breadcrumb bullshit slash roastie
>>33308330
I got one of these as a regular massager for my back once and only realized what it was when it arrived and panicked really bad and returned it right away and I think my family to this day thinks I was gonna use it to get off. Mortifying

>>33308307
>retreats to anonymity
Oh nonononono hahahaha
Ego status?

>>33308269
Pro.
It's nice. I want to do it with him.

>>33308330
need her to tie me up and use it on me

>>33308322
Thousands dead from plane and auto accidents alone, probably a few hundred from active fires or crimes in progress, more from surgeries.

>>33308269
M
Why should I have an opinion on that which I will not experience

>>33308309
M
MyAnimeList, Neopets, Webkinz, Club Penguin, Bubblegum Club, Newgrounds, Weebl's Stuff, Cool Math Games, Stardoll, Dollz Mania, Doll Palace
>>33308329
>are they just vaginas
Bretty much
>>33308330
Bro is about to end my whole career
>>33308343
Have a brak have a kitkot

>>33308350
>as a regular massager for my back
Suuuuuuure

you're still the one i run to

Why is he still talking to me if I did not react well to his "joke" am I insane? am I a bitch? Am I just looking for a flaw that isn't there?

>>33308358
yeah i need to take a break my hand hurts a lot maybe i should practice grip strength

>>33308363
Yes to all three

Women how would you rate your hip/waist ratio?

>>33308330
Okay, if I put this patch on my backpack what would you assume about me? Be honest.

>>33308367
id think youre and annoying fag who make le intarnetz xd his personality

>>33308367
Speaking of patches, does anyone wear any? I have a freedom stalker patch on a jacket. Yes, I'm gay.

>>33308366
Why does Zelda have the alternate Joycon colors on her sides

>>33308367
If you're male?
Idiot
If you're female?
Hoe

>>33308296
Yes. Would, have, will (if anyone ever asks me on a date)

state gender
hair type
how often do you wash your hair
M
thin straight
every day or every other day

>>33308370
Why not?

>>33308363
Not really, his "joke" seemed kind of mean spirited desu, like he was trying to make you feel bad for eating. Red flag imo
>>33308347
Nta, it was years ago, but when I tried Tinder I did go on quite a few dates with someone who I think was looking for something more serious, we didn't even kiss
But most people on there are just looking for fun

>>33308369
I bought a couple things that have patch velcro on them so I was looking for as much retarded shit as possible to put on them
I wanted this one but it's out of stock

>>33308373
M
Straight dense
Every day

>>33308374
The default ones make more sense

>>33308376
Lolll. I have some super cringe stuff from /k/ way back but I leave that shit in a box at home

>>33308376
Why would android girls need gears in the vagina area?

Women, please go wash your vagina. It will smell bad if you don't

>>33308380
im going to get some of those for the lols
maybe not the overt weaboo titty ones but i want the
sks--->innawoods one at elast

>>33308373
M
Thick curly
Usually daily, or at least condition
>>33308376
This shit wild bro
The cogs are turning but nobody's home
>>33308381
If that picture is anything to go by, rape defence mechanism

>>33308234
I'd like to know your opinion, since I know people like you. So you create a profile on a public Social Media Network, set your full name, set your profile up. I can find you if I know you exist, and send you a message. You're free to ignore it, never accept me as a follower.

Yet, after all these acts that you did willingly, I'm a Stalker for sending you a message. Also, how should I go about approaching anyone. How does it work, genuine question?

I'll give you my answer - people like you are the problem, the most normal and respectful interactions are turned into harassment by your type. A simple, I think I like you, maybe we could grab a coffee, is turned into pathology, stalking, rape. I just hope she doesn't think like you, and if she does boy have I dodged a bullet.

There's a joke from an old movie in my country where the main character says something along the lines to a girl: "I know you'd like me to approach you in the opera, at an art installation, or in the theatre, but girl, you aren't going there."

Zoomer here. So like, whats the deal with the Kennedys? Some kinda cult thing?

>>33308352
ideal tummy

>>33308389
>whats the deal with the Kennedys
I heard one of them got shot

I recognize a lot of the sites posed. I'm surprised said deviantART, ED or TVTropes yet.
>>33308314
I'm in a similar place. I think I mostly used kids/random sites until I found youtube. There were exceptions like myspace. Then I was everywhere.
>>33308311
I miss the brown tv. Early iOS was something else.
>>33308334
>Cracked
Nice. What is M-less?
>>33308358
Nice laptop. Is it yours?

>>33308389
there was a girl named kennedy in my elementary school. she left.

>>33308391
More than one

>>33308388
>There's a joke from an old movie in my country where the main character says something along the lines to a girl: "I know you'd like me to approach you in the opera, at an art installation, or in the theatre, but girl, you aren't going there."
Holy kino, roasties btfo
>>33308391
No, that's just what happens when you have too much extramarital sex. It's like an allergic reaction

I fucking love being a teacher, I'm going to not interact with those fucking zoomers until september

How do I deal with men who are incapable of expressing affection

>>33308352
If a woman hugged me like that everyday, I will know I have made it.

>>33308385
yeah the /k/ logo makes for a fun patch, I got a shield-shaped one of those in green and tan years back. also reminded me there was a guy on the /k/ pathc thread a while back who died in an accident and i still have a bunch of patches i bought off him. shits sad.

>>33308398
Piss on them

>>33308309
Gaia online

>>33308392
>Nice. What is M-less?
nta
It's a porn site, M is "mother"

>>33308392
>deviantART
That's a classic lol
>>33308392
>Is it yours?
Nah I wish ):
My sis and I did have these tho

How do I become a coomer? I've never had orgasm. Don't even know how does it feel like. I don't want to keep missing out on this

>>33308398
Give me lots, and then the feeling of obligation to return affection will override my embarrassment about giving it
i can only guarantee this works on me though

>>33308409
>I've never had orgasm.
Never had a wet dream?

>>33308392
I fucked up I meant to type out: I recognize a lot of the sites posted. I'm surprised no one said deviantART, ED or TVTropes yet. Or any webcomic, fanfic site or even Gamefaqs.
>>33308407
>That's a classic lol
Agreed!

>>33308409
you have to geork your peenits

>>33308409
are you a woman?

>>33308229
>working with women
Unless you pick the shittiest, hardest, most unbearable job, you have a chance of working with a woman. Women have been in the maritime industry for decades.
>working under a woman
She had a headstart. Unless you quit or are actually retarded, you're going to at least make senior.
>12 hours at sea
On a river actually. 12 hrs sounds like a lot (because it is), but I get free food, room and board, no bills, and sea/river time towards ranking up in the industry, all with no licensing or qualifications beyond a TWIC card. It's a great deal if you've got little or no direction in life.
>>33308225
>>33308245
Should I wait or just make shit awkward when she inevitably turns me down. I literally have never had a girl reciprocate interest at 25 years of age and I can't honestly imagine a woman who's lived life giving me the time of day, let alone one ahead of me in the game. I've got the guts to ask when we'll never see eachother again, but risking causing workplace friction is daunting. How do you even continue a working relationship after dropping that awkward bomb?

>>33308417
Yeah
>>33308414
No

>>33308375
>Red flag imo
God I just don't understand why he would do it why would he say that to me

>>33308359
I have TMJ man, if my neck and back aren't 100% loose all of the time I get nasty tension headaches and jaw pain. You can't do a massage gun because those give you strokes if you use them too close to your head and those smaller ones don't help at all, so the wand looked like a good middle ground. Never got a chance to use it though

>>33308414
Do men have those?

>>33308398
idk i feel like one of those men and i dont know how to fix it
just shoot me goddammit

>>33308421
>>33308424
Women get wet dreams? i though that was exclusively a male thing

>>33308392
>I'm surprised said deviantART, ED or TVTropes yet.
I haven't used DA but I used the other two. Just not enough for them to come to mind.

>>33308421
do you masturbate? how frequently?

>>33308430
I don't know, maybe some do, but I don't

>>33307754
Was he joking?

>>33308415
>Gamefaqs.
Yeah I used this one a lot, and used to write shitty guides lol
(And FanFiction.net...)
>>33308422
He probably was trying to make a joke or "neg" or whatever but it's understandable if you didn't like it
Iktf I'm also sensitive and would probably be upset by that lol. It took me a while to get used to some of my ex's banter/teasing. And even as a joke I would never think to make somebody feel ashamed about eating or treating themselves... don't take it personally anyway

>>33308434
I do, no matter how long I do it, I don't coom

>>33308421
You should go to the coom doctor

>>33308440
I still read off ff.net, spacebattles, and ao3

>>33308380
I'm tempted to go and wear shit like that outside.
clownworld-maxx, so to speak. Reality barely seems real now.

>>33308444
I don't know how you cure anorgasmia, but as a baby step - do you take vitamin e? give it a try

>>33308446
Based, ao3 is the other one I went on sometimes

>>33308398
>men who are incapable of expressing affection
Literally me

>>33308440
>don't take it personally anyway
Should I still give him a chance?

>>33308444
do you actually even want to

>>33308447
I wore a r18 doujin patch once on the shoulder velcro of my jacket when I was younger, but in retrospect it was so fucking cringe I'd never do it ever again. Funny to think about now.

>>33308383
Wash your vulva*
Women's vaginas have a delicate pH balance that soap or even just water will 100% disrupt. Disrupted pH balance = bacteria build-up = bad smell. Douching does the opposite of what it's advertised to do.
You still have to wash your labia and all that though so you don't get any buildup.
>>33308444
Unironically you're either
a) not doing it right
or
b) you ARE cumming but you don't realize it because it barely feels like anything
If you're getting like 20 seconds of sudden muscle tightness/spasming and then suddenly feel like stopping and cleaning up, that's an orgasm.

>>33308447
Do it. Shitpost IRL, it's so freeing.

>>33308448
>vitamin e
What does it do?

Women what should my opinions be? please help me decide

>>33308420
Feel her out, then ask her out. LIke you said when the contracts done you will likely never see again. And also like you said if you don't, she'll be another "what if" and looking back when you are older on all those what ifs fucking sucks. I have never once recalled "awkwardness", those aren't the things you think back on as you age.
t. mid 30s

>>33308198
I'm tempted to just turn off my alarm, but I'm supposed to go to the job centre in 4 hours for an appointment...
>>33308453
I would go with how you feel and trust your gut. If he otherwise seems okay then maybe give him a bit more of a chance

>>33308458
>getting like 20 seconds of sudden muscle tightness/spasming and then suddenly feel like stopping and cleaning up, that's an orgasm.
Literally never happened to me

>>33308461
>what should my opinions be
No one in Greece is white, but Kanye West is.

>>33308461
How about you don't be a spineless cuck and form your own damn opinions.

>>33308468
sounds good

>>33308469
moid hands

>>33308465
What are you even doing to get off? If it's not b, it's probably a.

>>33308472
Fuck off I'm a woman.

>>33308447
>>33308459
I walked past a jeep at the mall last week covered in hentai stuff, like all over. Banner on the windshield reading "WAIFUHUNTERS".
Each window had at least 2 anime girls with their boobs out.
Some of those were pretty good boobs, I gotta admit.

>>33308474
Okay, what opinions do you want me to form?

I missed you

>>33308473
I tried every shlicking technique I found on the internet. Nothing works

Women, would you break up with your boyfriend if he watches podcasts like Fresh & Fit?

Can atoga wish me happy birthday

>>33308477
>I missed you

>>33308475
kek

>>33308460
it's an anti-oxidant but it also plays a role in regulating our hormones. Assuming anorgasmia may be a result of mild hormonal imbalance, it may help with that. There's evidence to suggest it can help with sexual dysfunction in both men and women.

>>33308461
Be yourself

>>33308480
Happy birthday lil nigga

>>33308480
Happy birthday!!11

>>33308478
You can try this. Reddit has some good advice for once.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GrowYourClit/

>>33308480
happy birthday anon

>>33308476
I'm telling you to form your own opinions. Don't use anyone else, male or female to form your opinions.

>>33308480
Happy birthday

>>33308480
happy birthday
adding it to the list

>>33308480
Happy birthday anon!! Have a fabulous time x don't do anything retarded

>>33308400
I'm gonna hug him like that everyday if I could.