Thread 33379151

Women would you date a man who has a bachelors in (electrical) engineering, but has not even done highschool biology?

Im getting French onion on my boobies

gender
would you get in bed with femanon?

>>33379673
How? Literally how

>>33379673
if he has a good personality, smells good, and not a retard, then yes duh

>>33379673
Some women date high school dropouts that think IUDs are a type of bomb. I think you’re fine

Women would you date a man who gets boners?

>>33379681
Ew yucky

>>33379668
thanks chatgpt
>>33379670
but chatgpt can't skim closed access databases for the answer i need a moid to find it for me

>>33379681
id rather date one with boners than without

>>33379680
>Some women date high school dropouts
Need to find me a girl like this.

>>33379663
In the way? You're using them wrong, you gotta rest the bowl on them.

>>33379677
I would absolutely ram the JH into the mattress

>>33379684
its over for boner-cels...
sigh

I think I'd rather die of a silent heart attack than deal with the upcoming months

>>33379674
Go away.

>>33379681
I dunno. What if he gets a boner and wants to have sex?

>>33379693
Me too

>>33379693
Just get your escape bag.

>>33379689
Okay I’ll try that

It didn’t work

Two lovers intertwined pass me by

>>33379697
You don't want that?

>>33379699
Too broke. Lel.
Superimposing Glad bags and throwing a whippet in there would be too expensive

>>33379701
and heaven knows im miserable now

>>33379686
>Hands you a library card.

Guys:
Age?
How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?
How often do you jack off?
How often do you have sex? (if at all)
Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?

>>33379670
Why didn't you go to college?

>>33379700
Skill/size issue I guess

>>33379705
How are you too broke for an escape bag? You don't have an expenses after use.

>>33379666
If your girlfriend’s behavior aligns with the “fiery Latina” stereotype, say she’s being overly dramatic, loud, or confrontational in a way that feels disrespectful, calling it out directly as a stereotype is a bad move. It risks escalating the situation and making it personal, which can shut down any chance of a productive conversation. Instead, focus on the specific behavior, not her identity or cultural tropes. If she’s in full-on dramatic mode, don’t match her energy. Keep your tone steady and avoid sarcasm or jabs.

In the end though the spicy life chose you, so you have to man up and deal with it.

>>33379703
No I want sex but what if I’m like cooking or driving and he just decides now is sex time? Scary

>>33379713
It requires funds and special know how.

>>33379709
27
2-3 times a day
Average 4-5 a week
I used to do it daily
I’ll jack off less

>>33379709
>Age?
26
>How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?
idk maybe once or twice? im not horny right now but i have a chub. does that count?
>How often do you jack off?
pretty much every day. But for specific reasons im gonna try to hold off for a while
>How often do you have sex?
virgin
>Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?
n/a

>>33379714
Thanks ChatGPT

>>33379720
>>33379722
Realizing I forgot to ask about porn habits. Damn it.

>>33379681
every man gets a boner, yes

>>33379724
Why are you datamining the bros?

I don’t Think there’s a worse feeling than this just the constant

>>33379707
i don't want to read all that though...why can't you do it

>>33379718
It requires minimal funds and the info isn't special, it's all online and easy to look up.

try convincing a femanon to or not to fap

>>33379716
>but what if I’m like cooking or driving and he just decides now is sex time?
You politely tell him no and reassure him that you still love him and want his dick, just not at this exact moment

>>33379737
But the boner will make him really aggressive and angry?

>>33379729
Eh.

Women did you at some point consider your period to be something embarrassing?

What did pic related mean by this?

>>33379741
>But the boner will make him really aggressive and angry?
No thats not true lol

>>33379745
how does the wife feel

>>33379701
*sniffle sniffle HOOOOOONK*

anon pls finish the lyrics ㅠㅠ

>>33379743
Still is.
>>33379745
Who cares. They're just rich npc's

any femanons here with daddy issues looking to be punished?

Men, does your gf flirt with other guys?

>>33379743
yeah not at all around my girls but around guys definitely

>>33379750
I have mommy issues and I punish myself enough.

>>33379743
I remember when I was in school, some girl got her first during a basketball game and everyone started pointing and laughing while she was crying. I've always felt like that must've been some truly traumatizing shit that you'd never forget.

>>33379750

i stole fourteen half gallons of lactose milk from the grocery store

My rotten egg farts are back

>>33379753
How does Mommy issue manifest in a girl?

>>33379751
>Men
>your gf

>>33379750
Maybe..

>>33379751
my girlfriend?

>>33379758
Abandonment issues and problems with trusting other women. I tinker back and forth between being highly gullible and not trusting anything

Are there actually people on this website that are unironically attracted to black men or is it just a meme?

>>33379757
I cant lie this is pretty funny mockery

Women what do you think of switch men? would you want to be with a man who wants to experience dom and sub sex at different times?

>>33379751
No, she looks at me like I'm a God. It's kind of weird since I look in the mirror and hate myself, but she seems to think I'm 10/10 and just stares and smiles when I'm getting changed or getting naked or whatever.

Do mommy issues actually exist? I feel like most fathers are so bad that almost anyone with parental issues has daddy issues or both mommy and daddy issue

>>33379764
People have a humiliation kink
Not shocking

>>33379764
On this website? Doubtful, that's a bit more of a mentally ill lefty/Reddit thing. 4chan is more about Asians, and that includes the femanons.

>>33379773
my fellow yellows where are you!?!?!?

>>33379764
>>33379770
Why does everyone assume that women are incapable of being bad?
Women can be terrible mothers

>>33379766
Who are you

Stop imitating me

>>33379773
most likely because of 4chans anime love and weeb origins

>Anti black posts start
haha...

>>33379773
Yellow fever is as much of a mental illness as jungle fever tbqh

>>33379764
I think black men can be plenty attractive. I don’t like them quite as much as white and brown boys but I’ve seen a lot of black men I would totally want to date

>>33379763
Interesting, I don't know why I expected it to be different from men's. Thank for the reply though. :^D

>>33379783
Gross

>>33379769
Yeah, anon. Because we're not you and we don't have the same hangups you do about yourself. Through every stage of weight gain through loss, I always had the same kind of enamored googoo eyes for someonr for nearly a decade.

>>33379778
Not cool anon!

>>33379786
cope

>>33379782
It ends eventually, yellow fever is one of those things where it's a phase for a while and then just stops.

>>33379788
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>33379790
Idk, i've liked asian women for more than half of my life at this point

>>33379794
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
stop stealing jh's bit

>>33379780
>in a random thread
>"but x is a nigger, and those things shouldn't be breeding in the first place"

4chan forces us to get thick skin

>>33379790
euegh people with yellow fever unironically scare me

>>33379710
You think a guy like me didn't go to college?

>>33379728
One remains a poor student by failing to surpass the teacher.

>>33379797
Meh I'm black myself and I've been with women of every race. There's no use in letting internet incels get to you when your reality is different

>>33379796
Who?

>would occasionally complain that I never chased her before we started dating
>break up after 3 years
>reach out after a week of no contact
>says she needs more time and isn't ready for this right now
>2 weeks pass, she still hasn't said anything
Should I give her a month and if she doesn't reach out by then, do I just ask her if she wants to go somewhere in town together? I feel like if I chased after her, she'd finally see that I do love her and I do want her in my life. I could also do some reflecting on why she felt like I didn't in the first place because I have no clue what I did to hurt her, she basically just dipped out

>>33379803
lurk more

>>33379803
put some respect on your elder's, new friend

>>33379804
If a woman doesnt talk to you then she's not interested.

My ruke is i initiate contact three times first.

After that it's 100% on her fir tge remainder of our lives.

Asian women have such nice features

>>33379805
>>33379806
Anons that’s not me

>>33379743
When i was younger and had extremely bloody periods that soaked through my pants.

>>33379808
You’re making me insecure again

>>33379808
white men have such nice features

>>33379808
Asian men have good features and some are tall and look cute.

>>33379809
>image number
Yes it is

>>33379767
Not for me

I want to dominate a dominant man

>>33379817
women are so boring

>>33379821
No.

Bad.

What am I supposed to do it's been 6 months since I've been broken up and I've been in the exact same place he left me this week have been contemplating suicide very heavily I've been crying non-stop because I I can't stop thinking about it I don't know what to do I miss him I've been out on dates three of them this month alone in each one of them I just wanted to run home because I couldn't stand the person what am I to do I hate people I miss him I've had sex twice it doesn't feel good at all and I cry afterwards I hate feeling like this I want him back but that's never gonna happen he cut ties because he didn't want me anymore end of story I'm lonely as fuck

>>33379807
Well, it looks like I have 2 more chances then

>>33379823
What's the problem?

>>33379673
Sure

>>33379822
what makes us boring in your point of view????

>>33379821
I want a dominant man to dominate me

>>33379822
Disagree

Haha, does anyone reverse tgat incel Christian guy who kept accusing me of being "daddy dom" eoth the girls here?

Man.

That guys first time is gonna be historical.

>>33379828
Dominant women are terrifying lol.

>>33379831
He wants to be manhandled and blame women for it

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33379836
Remember*

With*

Phone autocorrect fucked me

>>33379831
>man must be dominant 24/7
>man must be stoic and never show weakness
>man must be confident 24/7
>man must be tall and intimidating
All so tiring

>>33379839
You don't want to do that. Of course, you're probably a loser if you actually want a clingy gf

>>33379843
>tiring
Pathetic, it should be a natural state of being requiring no effort.

>>33379151 (OP)
wimmin thoughts on my cat?

>>33379812
good

>>33379813
>>33379814
You’re making me insecure again

Omg anons I just matched with a 6’8” man on tinder

>he’s probably lying
No he has a lot of pics and he’s genuinely taller than a giraffe

How do you even meet women?

>>33379851
>You’re making me insecure again
That's what you get for making non asian women feel insecure

>>33379850
nice cum splatters on your shit

>>33379849
>

>>33379853
I dunno who you are, but girl, look, you might wanna get checked out by a psych for real real and not for play play.

>six right swipes
>five new matches

How?

>>33379850
>grey sweatpants
>forearm veins
your cat's owner is a whore

>>33379843
No one here said that though, why are you being a bitch?

>>33379853
i thought women didnt care about height? lol

>>33379855
Any place that have people

Why do fat women assume I'll be attracted to them because I'm black, only for them to surprise pikachu face me when I tell them I'm not interested? I wish they would just leave me alone ffs

>>33379861
Bots most likely

>>33379850
cute post more

>>33379861
eloheaven

>>33379863
Oh sorry for not being stoic and emotionless enough for you, queen

>>33379862
i'm a khhv incel though

>>33379850
cutie pie

>>33379851
no i was joking about the white man thing

saying it the way the other dude did with asian women since that was weird

>>33379843
not all of us want that specifically!!

>>33379873
you still have a chance, just show the rest of the arm

>>33379872
Bro you're kinda being a bitch, cmon.

Here's something to think about: you're going to die. Not in the metaphorical sense, no, one day, you're going to die in agony. It will hurt. You'll feel terror.

You'll fall into the darkness, screaming.

Girls get introduced to this concept around age 13.

Be less of a bitch.

>12 right swipes
>10 new matches

>>33379868
I don’t think Tyler and Josh are bots

>>33379877
i was also joking lol

>>33379872
No one asked for that you cunt

Male anons should I lose my virginity to this 6'8" black man

What if his penis hurts me

>>33379887
Someone already called dibs

Femanon, i'm hungry

>>33379891
do u want brownies? made some yesterday

>>33379887
The only thing more embarrassing than her posts is what you're doing right now, dude.

>>33379887
BBC is a porn meme btw. Most black men have average sized cocks. Just like everyone else

He can make me feel safe and protected

>>33379892
Yes please :)

Am I the issue?

Do women really message men first on Bumble?
(Never tried any dating apps)

>>33379898
I'm black and my dick is a little over 7" in length and 6" girth

>>33379899
Feeling protected doesn’t actually mean you are protected.

>>33379879
theyre only veiny ahen its hot out however

>>33379902
Thats exactly what mine looks like too. Yes, we are the problem.

>>33379898
Even a 6’8” black man?

I think his penis would be large

>>33379906
would bite your forearms

>>33379903
They have to, that's the apps entire gimmick. Conversations can only be started by the woman.

In saying that too, Bumble is pretty shitty. The entire experience with it is that it's typically spinsters and women that are after guys that have money or some fancy job, so a typical profile is a woman in her early to mid 30s that has a professional job and wants to settle down and have kids "someday" and wants a guy that has a job that is being a doctor, lawyer or some kind of engineer. It's the most choosy beggar dating app around.

>>33379906
i bet ur fingers would feel like steel wires wrapped around my neck

>>33379906
>those taskbar icons
what do you do?

>>33379900
yayy!!

(they're not laced with horse tranq)

>>33379914
i'm a neet i just have an interest in RE related stuff

>>33379917
cute

Male anons how can I tell if I have a tight vagina?

>>33379915
>(they're not laced with horse tranq)
Okay i believe you

>>33379887
Hey, I'm gonna be real with you. Based on your posting habits, someone as aloof and immature as you shouldn't be fucking on the first date. Go on dates, that's a good idea. But you should wait to have sex until it's someone you actually have an emotional connection with. Getting pumped and dumped by a guy as a virgin is going to put you in a worse mental state than you are right now.

What does it mean if a guy says something along the lines of “whoever ends up with you is lucky”

>>33379923
It means you're ugly, smelly and your pussy is probably prolapsed

>>33379850
very soft looking fur
i also like the fluffy paw and sharp eyes

>>33379925
Ok and what does it actually mean?

>>33379923
It means he’s not interested in you, but want to be nice about it

>>33379906
would tbdesu

>>33379920
Well, you're pretending to be a mentally unwell woman on the internet.

You're definitely a pussy, for sure.

Are women also massive fappers what shot do they even fap to

>>33379921
good boyyy

>>33379934
Yes, all kinds

>>33379934
moid arm

>>33379920
How many fingers can you fit in you comfortably?
How many can you fin in uncomfortably?
Also give finger dimensions

>>33379927
See even chatgpt says so

>>33379929
Then why is he even bothering to keep texting literally all day?

>>33379938
What is so arousing about an arm?

>>33379937
>>33379938
>fappers
anon just tricked you into admitting you have a penis

>>33379944
the things it can do to me
also the moid attached to it seems cute and has a cute cat

>>33379940
lol, good one anon. chat gpt is being coopted for evil

oki goodnight everyone

>>33379950
goodnight anon

>>33379951
i larb you

>>33379950
quick show us your butthole before you leave

>>33379941
Maybe he is really dumb and trying to hint that he likes you but does it in all the wrong ways. Just ask him instead of keep asking it here

>>33379954
too sleepy it 2am

>>33379946
I wish

Ugh that soup made me really bloated some some reason. I look like a cylinder

Night workout time

I'm a conventionally masculine man and I've been sexually assaulted by women many times growing up. All feats of strength, intelligence, toughness, and endurance are null and void as a result. All is vanity.

>>33379959
>femanons finally warming up to how cool having a penis is
i knew you'd come around

>>33379955
> Just ask him instead of keep asking it here
It’s too late now
> Maybe he is really dumb and trying to hint that he likes you but does it in all the wrong ways
Would it make a difference if I added the context that he lives 15 hours away, and it came up in a conversation about food and me being good at cooking. He said something like that twice and I just thought it was strange. I just wanna make sure I’m not jumping the gun here on assuming that I have no chance.

>>33379967
Oh is he dead or in a relationship?

>>33379950
Nite

>>33379971
He’s just asleep. Damn

women why dont you look like this?

>>33379966
I actually don’t. But saying I want a penis is more believable than saying I’m a woman.
Guys are so gay

>>33379973
You moron, anyone that ends up with you are unlucky

>>33379978
>Guys are so gay
let me suck your gock, femanon

how does art school still exist when 18 yo twitter artists are already masters and get hired straight off the platform?

>>33379980
Because he’s asleep?

>>33379984
I just had this colossal realization that I am fr fr no cap too old for 4chan.

>>33379151 (OP)
Women
What are some wife material behavior I should look out for in a partner?

My girlfriend says she's loves taking care of people but so far it's been me taking care of her i feel. Like it almost seems she's more interested in having a husband than being a wife, if that makes sense

gentle sex with femanon

>>33379982
cant you just be a faggot but for women
ill help you gaslight yourself too like you can beg to get fucked around the house like "nnghh i need it BAD give me that big DICK daddy destroy me!!" but we just have regular sex with a pussy

state gender
why are people so obsessed with relationships and getting laid, seems overhyped or are people just really horny??

>>33379984
Hey I own a gallery, and no matter how good you are, the people that actually support artists so they can have a livable wage care a lot about education still.
Online artists usually make money from the entertainment aspect more than they do the actual art.

>>33379988
sounds nice

Why do women always initiate breakups?

I miss when I was listening to Bo burnham with my friends in middle school. Where has the time gone

>>33379992
are you rich?

>>33379995
Guys get lazy in relationships

>>33379999
Yes

>>33380002
why are you here

Need switchy wife who acts dominant in public and then subs hard when we're alone

>>33380003
It’s atoga, I’m still a woman even though I got coin

>>33379997
i'm gonna listen to bo burnham now

>>33379997
He made Inside, now we don’t need anything else

>>33380003
its startroon

>>33380000
Are you implying that women dont?

>>33379991
Male
Biology ig
Possibly also because most media has some form of relationship in it so we're kind of psyopped into it

>>33380010
i dont know who that is

girls, hello. i am trying to understand some things that ive been told in the past.
first one is
>i don't want to date you, because i am not ready for a relationship and i don't love you
this person flirted with me for months after saying this. i dont get it, why would she do that?
the second question is, if you wanted to show you love a person, without saying "i love you", what would you do?

>>33380017
Maybe you mistook her being nice with flirting? It happens a lot with guys

>>33380014
Stardew, a wealthy woman that upset this guy so much he have to imagine her with a penis

where are the handsome men on /hm/
most of the threads don't even show the guys' faces yet the dicks and bodies are ugly too

>>33380027
this is your brain on Tinder.

>>33380030
You mean the guys have tinder brain?

I looked in the mirror and now I want to die

>>33380031
you just think everyone is ugly because you went on Tinder and hooked up with hot men, basically

>>33380030
>>33380038
ive never used any dating apps

>>33380038
No. Are you okay? I think you got triggered over something I didn’t say

My cat is asking for snuggles very aggressively. He’s buying me until I cuddle him like a little baby

>>33380039
>>33380042
apparently it's the daily 'men are ugly' posting, carry on then.

>>33380045
daily truthposting

>>33380045
First time I see it, are you ugly?

>>33380005
uhm

>>33380045
startroon is an aggressive slapfight poster

>>33380053
>slapfight poster
what?

People that wake up early are better people.

>>33380057
Eat shit.

I want to get slapped in the face with a big cock

Wow we are in thoroughly dead hours. Guess it’s time to read AO3

>>33380053
Non of that make sense to me

>the girl I have feelings for says she'll date me if I give her $2000
>I do so
>she tells me we're boyfriend and girlfriend, then immediately says "We're breaking up now"
>I go wtf
>"I said I'd go out with you. I didn't say for how long."
I'm kind of upset...
I guess she did keep her word...
But I'm still sad...
Do I have the right to be miffed, ATOGA?

>>33380088
I crie every tim

Women how do you sleep?
Pajamas?
Nightie?
Underwear?
Naked?
Fully clothed?

>>33380088
lol?

>>33380095
Either undies or fully clothed if I’m lazy

>>33380097
I might laugh about this in the future...
Not now though.

Women what would you consider a loser?

Women, what fantasies do you have that men aren't fulfilling?
Men, what fantasies do you have that women aren't fulfilling?

>>33380105
>Men, what fantasies do you have that women aren't fulfilling?
Loving me

>>33379295
Smart.

women do you think men are stupid and lame?

>>33379329
Neetmaxxing.

>>33380114
Depends on the man

>>33380105
F
I guess less rape and murder, but that’s a big ask

>>33380100
Those manosphere people

>>33379362
>alcoholics shouldn’t reproduce?
Indeed.

>>33380095
Underwear.

>>33380113
No, you fucking dumbass. Jesus fucking Christ. o3 with tool use and search enabled is damn near never wrong. GPT-5 will be wrong less than one percent of the time. Kill yourself you worthless disgusting piece of God damn dog shit. This "hurrrrrr durrrrrrr AI is dum!!!!!!!!!" bullshit won't last past 2025 or 2026. Go fuck yourself, you're disgusting. Can't fucking describe in words how worthless you are.

>>33380095
Usually in a pajama set but today just my undies because I've been getting night sweats

>>33379520
Wrong board.

>>33380135
>because I've been getting night sweats
menopause?

>>33380126
NTA
True, but you didn’t need to be an ass about it.

Women, i love the weak feeling i get after working out, yk what i mean?

>>33380138
No something else probably cancer

>>33379637
Because I don't want to be used.

women i love you

>>33379975
Why does Arthur Penis of Dragon look like that

>>33379975
This looks painful. Imagine the muscle soreness.

>>33380159
NTA but women's pussies are sore after every weekend and they don't complain about it!

>>33380126
1%, even 0.5% is a horrible hit rate.

>>33380095
i sleep fully clothed, sometimes in underwear though

>>33380153
love you

>>33380159
if i had a gf like this, i would massage her muscles every day

Girls: My gf likes sex a lot, more than I can probably handle. Is there a way I can talk to her about easing back on it without hurting her feelings? We're doing it 3 times a night and my dick gets extremely sore from this and sometimes I just want to watch a movie with her or something.

>>33379948
so you're pertaining to the fact that you fapped to it or other women probably fapped to it???

women how can i make you happy?

>>33380174
god im f and i can't even imagine that much holy shit

>>33380169
<3

>>33379382
Nta, but rejection can be as traumatizing as rape. Not every man wants to go through that 100 times or more just to have 1 girl say yes to him.

>>33380184
You downgraded from “is” to “can be”
Progress

>>33379151 (OP)
I want to cry and throw up because he’s so ugly now, both inside and out.

>>33379340
They can if you bring them to a proper home such as SillyTavern.

>>33380197
cr1tikal? what did he do?

Women, how do I figure out what I am missing?

>>33380194
And? I wouldn't wish rejection or rape on anyone. I don't get what you're trying to prove.

women do you prefer walkthroughs, let's plays or streams?

anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed? do men do that often?

>>33380201
missing in what? missing in general??

>>33380222
>anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed?
absolutely
>do men do that often?
What cuddle? i guess so. I havent done it though

>>33380222
I think I would. Might ejaculate as well, though that would be outright embarrassing.

>>33380222
>anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. My libido has taken a dive as I hit my 30s.

That said though, spooning and having my dick just against a girls back while one of my hands is cupping a breast is usually something that will cause a boner.

>>33380227
Yeah... I don't know
I feel like I'm missing something because I can't do as other people do

>>33380237
sometimes people just expect too much, maybe you're not the one missing something.

>>33380209
Let’s play

>>33380249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nIwJTUMlE4

How much of my belly should I be able to grab as I'm contracting my abs?
Ideal should be zero, right? Not taking in account weird skin elasticity

>>33380174
Sounds like a lot, maybe it’s time to open up the relationship so she can get it out or her system

>>33380252
I like that movie, so fun

>>33380260
Except the mooks aim worse than imperial stomtroopers.

Everyone went to bed?

Femanon are you man crazy?

>>33380282
We, euros, are still busy.

>>33380285
>We, euros
nigga you're a currency?

>>33380284
nah

Females: How do I give my gf baby fever?

>>33380284
what is man crazy???

I will be participating in this thread because of the Dungeon Meshi OP image

If there are any Americans awake, based on her accent where is this girl from? She has to my ears a very peculiar way of accenting her As. Like äend, päemphlet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsFZg2Bn06E

>>33380017
>i dont get it, why would she do that?
Attention. You obviously gave her plenty and let her know you won't require sex or affection from her in exchange, so you're a cow for her. She probably figured you would do the normal thing and stop engaging with her after saying that, so she wanted to keep a carrot hovering in front of you.