>>33379151 (OP)I am racist, are you?
Good evening. I love you.
Gn anons. maybe I'll meet some HOT LATINAS tomorrow
>>33379151 (OP)Marcilles tits aren't that big
i think i prefer the aroace tiktok early 20s zoomer men over atoga's moids
Guys Xi Jingping's daughter is actually a cutie pie. How to make her my gf?
>>33379178Aerospace ace fighter pilot.
>>33379178It's a cope identity for people who can't get a gf or laid
Sour grapes on the whole concept of sex and romance basically
>>33379179What happens to the guy who breaks her heart and makes her cry?
>>33379175Its okay if you hate us femanon. We'll always love you
>>33379179Swear allegiance to the CCP
>>33379179Her legs look weird
>>33379184The get sent to... Ind*a
Need a vampire gf to tackle me and bite a hole in my neck
>>33379184I would never do that
>>33379179I'd marry her just she she can stay in america, and to cuck this anon.
>>33379156Nope
Racism is dumb
>>33379190that's just how all non-sticc asian girls legs look though
>>33379189I would gladly
>>33379190You take that back
>>33379194Emperor Xi's daughter would never be gay.
Women, what's the most thoughtful thing your boyfriend does for you on a daily basis?
>>33379206>You take that backNo, her face is really cute but her legs are uncanny.
>>33379203False
Women, do you want your moid to be a dancer?
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>>33379105Behold
Tastes pretty good.
>>33379179>>33379206>While at Harvard, she used a pseudonym and studied Psychology and EnglishIs this normal for children of rich political figures/celebs?
>>33379212breakdancing is kewl
>>33379215Probably. Didn't Kim Jong Un himself study in the US under a fake name?
Who's the actress that is basically a flat, better looking alexandra daddario
>>33379207Brings my cat into the room when he's on nightshifts so she can sleep with me.
>>33379212He looks good on that pole.
Women what is a healthy sleep schedule?
>>33379220Yes, he lived in Iowa for a while.
>>33379206>Emperor Xi's daughter would never be gay.She can have a little gay, you're not the boss of her.
>>33379223Brooke Shields?
>>33379241That… that's exactly my sleep schedule, enforced by my Apple Watch. Are you me?
What is life like as the average citizen in China
>state gender
>do you have any hope for the future?
>>33379214Looks great, man. Colorful. Balanced.
>>33379243No she was paler and hair darker
I'm doing this from memory she might not even look like I'm describing
>>333792419pm is way too early :(
No way i can do that.
>>33379249Well, you're SUPPOSED to go to bed at sunset, which is even earlier than that
>>33379246M
yes, everything is going to be fine
>>33379179Fucking royal pussy is the dream.
>>33379246My life, personally? Yeah. The world? It'll get better or it won't.
>>33379235a sleep schedule that isn't fathomably possible without negative consequences
>>33379252What if i live in one of those places where the sun doesn't even set during certain times of the year?
>>33379257there isn't a drop of royal blood in her though
>>33379246f
there were times i could gaslight myself into thinking there was (for me atleast)
>>33379262She's the daughter of the leader of China right?
Even if it's not official royalty, it's close enough.
Gonna go walk around a book store in a little while, what should I look for?
>>33379262Not even just royal. According to Shinto lore, the emperor is descendant of the sun god, Amaterasu. So this is literally goddess pussy
>>33379277sounds... a lot like some hentai I've read...
>>33379274G.K. Chesterton.
Thomas Pynchon.
>>33379274Feng shui book
Idk, just spitting.
>>33379274Gulliver's Travels.
>>33379274Coloring book :3
>tfw will never be a twink catboy because im fat and balding
Why even live
>>33379277>shinto>ChinaBaka!
>>33379293he's responding to my picture of the Japanese Princess, not Winnie the Pooh's daughter.
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Men, why is this not internet 101 for kids?
>>33379274Der Judenstaat by Theodor Herzl
>>33379295Because I learned this in middle school when I tried to use wikipedia to write a paper about my home State and found out that wikipedia had blatantly false information in its article.
>>33379254how do you come to that conclusion?
>>33379300I just decide to believe it
>>33379295Because too many adults also believe it's infallible
I only use it for coding and depending on the engine/platform it has varying success
>>33379246Male
No, I'm basically killing time til I die
>>33379294xi daughter mogs her I am afraid
>>33379295Boys already learn about the unreliability of electronic devices and internet info by looking up memes, porn, and bullshit
>>33379274Tori Woods Daddy's Little Toy
Men, what's the one thing you wish your gf would do, but she never does? How would you react if she did that thing?
>>33379311>from "fucking hate women" to "really hate women"the needle is being pushed
>>33379314>what's the one thing you wish your gf would do, but she never does?Exist
>How would you react if she did that thing?Be happy and love her forever
>>33379314Exist
I'd be really happy
Women, I showered. Girlfriend wen?
how do i get fat in my boobs and butt instead of my stomach
>>33379323Pretty sure that's genetics. Sorry Anon.
>>33379323I dont think it works like that unfortunately
>>33379314>your gfMy what now
>>33379314Exist.
I'd be happy.
State gender. What do you max? Are you looksmaxxing, hobbymaxxing, personalitymaxxing, or what? What works, what doesn't, and where should one put one's maxxing energy?
Both genders,
What are your opinions on this clip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTz8fgd0D_A
>>33379295Because that AI program will eventually become their girlfriend
>>33379329I'm hiding from reality by /atoga/maxxing.
I wish this was a joke.
>>33379329Right now I'm anti-anxiousmaxxing.
I almost didn't schedule a haircut for being such a fuck up, but I did it in the end.These things come in waves.
If i stop watching porn for a month, would i go back to getting boners from a slight breeze?
>>33379330Is this about shifting to one's preferred reality by meditating in the starfish position?
>>33379332ai gfs can't even keep track of their own lore from 20 messages ago
White women itt:
Why do you all age so poorly?
>>33379340Compare AI from 2020 to AI today, and realize it's only going to get better.
>>33379336M: if you want boners, do stop masturbating, but also take nitric oxide boosters and flushing niacin. The former will help your endothelial health (especially if you've fucked up your veins by smoking), relax your blood vessels, and cause erections and a sense of calmness. The latter will hurt like the worst suntan you've ever had until you get used to it, but it also helps.
>>33379341If women just didn't drink and do drugs daily from their teens to 30's they would have greater longevity.
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Atoga, i'm going to my first anime convention soon. How do i actually get cute cosplay gf?
>>33379329I'm mediuming rn. Pushed myself too hard and got a life jumpscare last week. Gotta not max.
any moids who studied cell bio here?
>>33379348You be nice and do not grope them. Also wear deoderant every single day.
>>33379348Be hot.
Cosplay women do not care what character a guy cosplays as unless he is hot.
>>33379351>You be nice and do not grope them. Also wear deoderant every single day.Thats just normal stuff that wont get me a gf
>>33379352>Be hoti wouldnt say im hot, but im not ugly.
I'm not doing cosplay myself btw
>>33379348Is it SuperCon in Miami?
>>33379329M
Education and career, bearing down on my commerce studies to become a banker or financial advisor
>>33379353That's all you need, lil bro. That and rizz. Show her you like the character and know stuff. Come on. This is 101.
>>33379355Nope, but i'm not dumb enough to dox myself on here lmao
>Check up on the heavily funded, ivy league credentialled phycisists and mathematicians who plagiarized my bait paper.
>They're all barely able to understand the first layer of complexity.
Oh my God, no wonder it took us half a million years to go from flint to bronze.
88 parts copper to tin, you fuckin failure of a species.
Anyway, what's up nerds...
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Why are people so insistent about not drinking during pregnancy? Are you saying alcoholics shouldn’t reproduce? Are you saying you don’t like people with fetal alcohol syndrome? Seems kinda ableist and eugenic vibes
>>33379350What's up, big dog.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse, you know.
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>>33379362I would like to sincerely apologize, this was rage bait
>>33379361>does a psyop>is surprised people are still dumb????
>>33379358>That and rizzSee thats my short coming, friend
>>33379362Fetal alcohol syndrome is a thing alcoholics can give their children.
>>33379368Watch a couple POV: rizz videos to get inspired
Should I text my ex? We only dated briefly but I'm the one that cut contact
>>33379369Electrifying theory.
>>33379366>does a psyopRick Poster has never done anything other than post on 4chan.
How soon is too soon to know you really want to be with someone?
>>33379371>>33379367Look, not all of us have brains nuerotypical enough to find tgese kinds of questions mentally stimulating.
>>33379363ok how does glycosylation determine the fate of the protein ABCC11?
>>33379368*le sigh*
Ok. But you have to talk to girls even if they reject you with kindness. You have to get good at that part so women like you.
>>33379381@Grok, is this real?
>>33379377Maybe a month. Idk I get really attatched quick too and I know that's not healthy either.
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Male anons you wouldn’t call your future wife the “ol’ ball and chain” right?
>>33379383atoga is so useless -_- where are the medical doctor moids
>>33379387Why should I help you cheat? You want to be a girlboss, open the book and study.
>>33379386Right, but I would call her “that bitch”
>>33379386As long as she doesn't nag me
>>33379388this isn't for a class i just came across the research for the gene conferring different types of earwax after listening to earpicking asmr videos
>>33379386No, she's my inspiration, not my stagnation.
Men, why are you being whores on my timeline? I did not subscribe to tiktok dance central. Allergy doctor hooping. Vibration songs guy dancing with his whole V out. I'm getting molested.
>/////<
I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend. I've been going through a lot of stuff over the last 2 years and he's been good at trying to help me get over them but ultimately, I never fully got over anything I was going through and now it's become a big mess in my head. I think I need time away from people to figure things out but I'm not sure how he'd feel about it
>>33379401Go fuck yourself.
>>33379376Ha... yeah...
>>33379381Well... it... turns it into itself?
>How does fire determine the fate of burning wood.
>>33379401can i get their @s so i can mute them
>>33379403Slut! slut! slut! slut! slut!
How's it feel? Whore!
>>33379402You have to talk to him about your thoughts and feelings, not us. You two can figure out the best course of action together. Don't do anything unilaterally without even talking with him.
women does nipple sucking feel enjoyable to you?
>>33379385Oh shit T-T it’s been like 3 days
>>33379409Well I don't want to ignore him, or anyone really for that matter, forever, but that would be inconsiderate of me to do. I want to have a break from him but when I get better, I want to be with him again
>>33379408I don't even have a tiktok account and I don't post pics or videos of myself anywhere. I'm just telling you to go fuck yourself.
>>33379404it's more like
>how does attaching a sugar onto that protein determine its final destination in the celluseless, all of you
>>33379418>I'm just telling you to go fuck yourself.Well I won't.
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Why do men drug girls drinks?
>>33379386>Male anons you wouldn’t call your future wife the “ol’ ball and chain” right?I'd call her strawberry cake.
>>33379421Rapists do. Men dont.
>>33379362I loved in the movie Snapper where the Irish girl is both visibly drunk and visibly pregnant. I loved it simply because, yes, it happens.
It's like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. It's technically fine but it can result in lifelong brain damage.
>>33379415Well how he feels about that will matter just as much to the outcome as what you're saying. Tell him what you feel you need and why, share what you hope to accomplish and what you hope the end result will be for both of you. Then let him share his own thoughts in a similar way.
When will kitten poster stop asking retarded questions for attention?
>>33379428When she gets ignored, posts nudes again as a last ditch effort for attention, then kills herself because she's so boring overall that even titties get old when they're attached to her.
>>33379421Because drugging their own makes them wake up in strange places with dire butts.
I'm a straight guy, and I saw two girls at the club the other day wearing practically nothing (not even exaggerating, they only had a few short strands covering their groin regions and pasties on their nipples, that's it), dancing together extremely erotically. It was really hot, but I also felt very uncomfortable watching it because that's the sort of thing you're supposed to watch in private, not in public. I ended up just walking away.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>33379419Oh, well, that's a little different.
Attaching a sugar to a protein acts like a biochemical "address label" that tells the cell where to send the protein, such as the membrane, lysosome, or for... secretion?
Different sugars and branching patterns are recognized by specific cellular receptors that direct the protein to its proper destination.
Advice... don't think in metric or deductive terms. Proteins are like whiffle balls hucked into gale force winds, and every smattering of air current changes the probability density of its path through space. You slap a sugar label onto any protein and it'll alter its trajectory through morphic space.
women how often do (you) get horny?
>>33379431>>33379428Is this a psyop? Every time someone mentions that she posted tits I ask when she did it and no one even bothers replying.
>>33379438June 20 in the boob thread on soc
>>33379431Her tits look sad as fuck too
>>33379156I wasnt but the jh just endorsed steaping ps5s like it was nothing.
If people just steal all the time or get free stuff its bad
>>33379439>>33379441These aren't quantities T^T
>>33379438She posted them on /soc/toga. Go through the archives if you care that much. She spammed there begging for people in the /soc/ thread to crosslink it to this board and let people here know she was banned, as if anyone actually gives a fuck about her. That should be enough info to find it.
>>33379362A single drink when the baby is sleeping gives them permanent and irreparable brain damage, why risk it?
>>33379442I'm not a simp, but her tits weren't bad. Looks fairly average
>>33379436>or for... secretionsecreted out of the cell
i was referring to ABCC11 specifically. i already understand the general mechanism
>>33379447>seek attention>receive attention>be still not happyDo you think it's possible for you to learn a lesson from this, or are you not intelligent enough to learn lessons?
>>33379437All the time. What a vague question.
>>33379442There are sadder tits out there, don't go shittalking titcows ITT beyond generalized envy.
>>33379443When did I ever say that? We talked about PS5's this morning and how they're expensive, that's all.
>>33379449Please be gentle, he's educating you with everything he can glean from ChatGPT.
>>33379386No but i would set her ringtone as the imperial march from star wars
>>33379381>how does glycosylation determine the fate of the protein ABCC11?I have no idea but my answer is that it bonds to it in order to direct it's absorption.
More specifically? Hmmm... Well, unless I am the only points of interaction would be the ratio of them that bond to the protein. Right?
Literally just guessing.
It's like how resetting a sensor wired into the wall with no controls involves activating the sensor because it's the only point of interaction available, beyond cutting power to the building.
>>33379447But it's true
>>33379448They're weirdly shapeless and the pepperoni nipples don't help either
>>33379451>titcow>>>>Lol
>>33379451Then you said everyone you knew who had one stole them and said it was just business
>>33379455See you again tomorrow for a repeat of today. Every day is the same. Every day repeating endlessly forever. Nobody ever learns.
>>33379454>unless I amUnless I am wrong
oops they’re negging her again
>>33379449Oh, you're... what, second year molecular bio?
ABCC11's sugar tag can completely determine whether it becomes active in secreting substances, like earwax, or is broken down before it functions, making glycosylation a toggle-switch for its biological role rather than probabilistic.
>>33379437depends on the day
>>33379318did you get behind your ears hun? double shampoo?
>>33379444Either I like someone and have the sex or I don't want the sex. There is 99.9% no schlick.
>>33379456Any tits mean they're titcows compared to me. I bet hers are fine.
>>33379457What? The two people I know who have them are rich as fuck and definitely bought them.
Women how do you feel about the thought of men jerking off to you? Does it disgust you? Are you apathetic to it?
>>33379449Addendum: start thinking in vectors.
I got over her after 2 weeks and not even a full week went by and then I started thinking about her and now I'm sad again
>>33379437>women how often do (you) get horny?A few times a day, usually.
>>33379412>women does nipple sucking feel enjoyable to you?Yes, but in the same way a back rub or scalp massage might.
>>33379470>Women how do you feel about the thought of men jerking off to you? Does it disgust you? Are you apathetic to it?Pretty much. I don't care and assume a lot of guys do. I just don't want to know about it. What you goon to is your business.
>>33379470Apathetic if I don't know them, as long as they don't make it mt problem. The idea of a guy I like jerking off to me is sort of hot, but how I found out that information could easily ruin the fantasy in a vacuum. Context matters.
>>33379470apathetic. an ex literally told me he gooned to me around 4-24 times a week. i am desensitized.
>>33379469Hmm, i seem to have been a victim of tomfoolery
Mea culpa
>>33379476gasp
good boy now cmere n give me a hug
>>33379197yep
you are dumb
I went on a date with someone, and she told me about her 4 year old that was the product of being raped. I didn't know what to do with this information. What should I do?
>>33379474i'm gooning to you rn jh
to the femanon that likes Peter Steele, sorry I fell asleep before your reply
Moids
How would you feel if you saw at the gym enjoying an inter-workout chicken breast?
>>33379480I've been against stealing anything ever since my revelation as a kid where I felt awful after shoplifting with friends, so I donated all the shit I took and cut them out.
I'm into sales big time, though.
>>33379486HES SO HOT I LOVE TON
>>33379483Ask if she wants another one.
>>33379485>radar so broken you can't tell who you're gooning toTruly a failure.
>>33379486don't know if im the same femanon you're talking about mb
Moids
How would you feel if you saw a girl at the gym enjoying an inter-workout chicken breast?
>>33379490I seethed for part of the day for nothing...
>>33379481Stop, I will get a boner.
Girls:
How do you feel knowing that some men spend literally 100% of their lives online. Can you tell when you meet a guy if he's a terminally online sort?
What are the tells?
>>33379495>wow, she's eating food, I kinda want to eat food too.
>>33379495That is not something i would think about for more than a few seconds lol
>>33379470Men should have to ask pornstars permission to jerk off to them.
I have given permission to use my content.
>>33379489I believe in ziplocced pasta supremacy. Carbload or perishmaxx.
>>33379492>another oneThe funniest part of this is that it's unclear if you meant "another child" or "another product of rape" or just "another rape".
>>33379495Like she's doing it between 2 workouts? Did you mean intra?
Where does the one end and the next begin?
>>33379470i wonder about who's jerking it to me :O
probably not much so pretty tepid on the matter but i think about it sometimes
>>33379504Rainier Wolfcastle.
>>33379496I need to see the post you're talking about. If I find it and it didn't have decent grammar or punctuation, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in you.
>>33379492She told me she does
>>33379499hnnnnnnnmmm eyewwwewww that carpet makes my bony orbit hurt
My ex is actually gaslighting me into thinking the break up was somehow something I did and that she's "hurting" from it even tho SHE INITIATED IT
>>33379502>I have given permission to use my content.Ah yes, the lovely beautiful "out of context" Discord vidcall screengrab is finally permitted.
>>33379499You can tell when guys don't yap as much or their adhd is so bad they zone out like ipad kids if you talk about things outside of their special intrests.
I enjoy varying conversation.
>>33379514Lmao, brother, cmon.
>>33379499>What are the tells?Usually his humor and the slang he uses. Also his interests. There are just some hobbies/interests that are terminally online and some that aren't.
>>33379504>another product of rape"This one
>>33379512>She told me she doesMy joke was about asking her if she wants you to rape her.
Male anons, please post abs bicep and penis or GTFO
>>33379510Gimme a (you) though you should know
Of being dissapointed in me was a job, I'd be employee of the month.
Try ctrl f ps5s
>>33379515That was not permitted and is treated as such.
>>33379440>>33379445Damn, I thought I was going crazy.
That is pretty funny though
>>33379471I don't think I need to add rice when I have sweet potato as my starch though
>>33379495I'd think it's weird and continue about by business
>>33379518I'm not joking at all lol
>>33379520>abs Not getting those anytime soon
>bicep I'm working on it okay! give me a few months
>penis No you'll laugh at me
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>>33379525no im just asian so i recommended rice
>>33379519She does want me to rape her though
>>33379523We've all been through our 4chan whore phases, just at different times and with different results. I feel bad for her; the nudes I took were posted so long ago that there wasn't a comprehensive network of people to share them, plus no AI trawling through the internet saving everything.
>>33379454>the only points of interaction would be the ratio of them that bond to the protein. Right?i don't really know what you're trying to say but there wouldn't be a mix of glycosylated and not. any proteins that get messed up in txn/tsl/ptm become targeted for degradation
>>33379461you still haven't explained how the sugar tag enables it to go where it's supposed to go nor where that location actually is...
>>33379529>>33379530you two are never getting wives
>>33379535Tell me something I don't know.
Women whats it like having a vagina?
>>33379522ive seen you absolutely everywhere in these threads lmao
Question to women: how many women in your friend circle are still virgins? I can count a few virgins in my friend group and they’re all nerds and gamers. I wonder how many women actually stay virgins until adulthood (that aren’t Christian)
>>33379527Oh, dude, I know.
The meme was in reference to her. Lying about being the victim in a breakup gets you pity points from everyone around you. Don't take it personally.
>>33379535im tryimg my best.
i want a woman to love me
>>33379538sorta fun ? it's better than having a dick imo
how's it like having a dick ?
I wonder if i'm in jh's screenshot folder :3
>>33379538>Women whats it like having a vagina?I don't know. I've never known anything else. I guess it's more freeing due to not having anything dangling around down there. Are tight pants uncomfortable for your dick and balls?
>>33379534That would be because I don't remember.
Don't you have a dictionary of reference interactions? Or, I dunno, Google?
>>33379547I'm ashamed to say I was at one time.
>>33379541I was the last holdout and I didn't lose it until I was almost 25.
>>33379546>how's it like having a dick ?I honestly believe women underestimate just how cool dicks are. Its such a cool design
>>33379534My point was just if the bonding was the factor, then the determination would be either bonded or unbounded, which is a limited form of differentiation although technically enough to answer the question. It would determine the fate of the protein between two options.
Additional options would require different forms of bonding. Perhaps two bonded to one protein is a third fate, and so on. So the ratio would matter.
>>33379539They think if they neg me they can manipulate me into posting more, and I won't. They are never happy. That is why they do it.
>>33379548Having a big dick, sometimes?
Like, I was trying to fix something the other day and needed to kneel down... and sorta sway back and forth to get momentum on the tool, and my balls kept slapping my dick.
I was like... is this what having big tits is like? Annoying?
>>33379550i wanted a sexy smart bio phd and/or md moid to tell me...
>>33379548Yes.
Skinny jeans fad was a curse.
Sitting on them is a curse.
Getting random chub then getting called to chalkboard was a curse
>>33379548>Are tight pants uncomfortable for your dick and balls?A bit yeah. Especially if its in a weird position and i get a boner. Shit hurts
I love female ass.
I love when girls wear hot sports bras
I love when girls have a little bit of tummy pad
SEX
>>33379520>post abs bicep and penisThat sounds like a tricky selfie
>>33379560Well... I'm a logician/math guy.
You better get to learning, girly.
>>33379561>Getting random chub then getting called to chalkboard was a curseI've never seen this. I thought it was just a stupid cliche in movies/TV.
>>33379564>I love when girls have a little bit of tummy padIt's so over for me
Asked this some threads ago, but no one really responded. Women what is actually the purpose of bras? Obviously aside from just keeping them in place when you're going about your day. Are there any actual consequences to not wearing one? the sagging thing is a myth right?
>>33379553no dick designs are cool but also ehh? i couldn't live with the constant inconveniences like morning wood or getting hard randomly that sucks :c it is cool to piss standing up n shit tho
>>33379548Even if you are in loose sweatpants sometimes your dick gets like, bent while flaccid, not only causing a weird bulge but also feels uncomfy, so yoh have to adjust pants by pulling at them near pockets
It kinda sucks and i feel uncomfortabke doing it at gym because i assume girls either see my dickprint OR see me adjusting my pants and touching my crotch
Should I talk to a girl if I'm worried she might be emotionally unstable
>>33379569>I thought it was just a stupid cliche in movies/TV.nooo lmao
That is a very real experience that pretty much every man has been through
The real problem is that women see men as an experience where men see women as a companion to interface with reality itself
>>33379555>My point was just if the bonding was the factoryes but bonding (i.e whether the site of glycosylation is available or not) is genetically determined by the amino acid sequence before the protein is even made, so a person will have either one or the other not a ratio of both
>>33379556you seem nice ignore the other neets
>>33379151 (OP)Women. When did it become popular to look like an ugly gay communist?
>>33379570Im a dude but bras literally form boobs into a nice shape and perk them up
Believe it or not, not all boobs are pretty, some are sagging to their bellybutton, some are like flat cow tubes
Porn aint real
>>33379576Haaaave you tried learning from women and giving that a shot?
Women have a responsibility to the species first. If you're not up to scratch, then complaining won't change that.
>>33379569>I've never seen thisThats because we learn to tuck it up or down or hunch over or be below avg lol
>>33379572>i couldn't live with the constant inconveniences like morning wood or getting hard randomly that sucksIts real but the "inconvenience" is a bit over exaggerated. I dont wake up and go "aw man i have a boner, i cant do anything".
>>33379570to hide from men.
you will get groped or stared at if you go out all comfy without a bra. that's y we take it off at home lol
>>33379547It's not exclusive.
>femanon will never aggressively grab me by the dick
:/
>>33379584but isn't it annoying for it to like
idk spring up? wouldn't that hinder pissing or wtv men do in the mornings?
>>33379587I mean, i would not doubt that this is A use of bras. But it can't be the main reason right?
>>33379594It's not, they're a major help on your back for support. Women who don't need to wear bras are considered lucky.
>>33379593>idk spring up?Honestly have no idea what you're imagining here lmao
>wouldn't that hinder pissing This is true. Boners do make it kind of annoying to pee. For multiple reasons. But meh
>>33379591yeah cause it'll hurt you
>>33379570>Women what is actually the purpose of bras? Historically, to cover your breasts and simultaneously make them look more alluring. Today, mostly just support.
>Are there any actual consequences to not wearing one? Not for most women. More pointy nipple exposure, I guess.
>the sagging thing is a myth right?Kind of. If you have large breasts, they will sag faster without support.
>>33379580>When did it become popular to look like an ugly gay communist?Examples?
>>33379602Grabbing the shaft even hard doesnt hurt
Just cant squeeze the balls.
>>33379572>morning wood or getting hard randomlyBoth of those things start to go away as you get older.
Source: got older
>>333795941. support for lola n lucy
- running down the stairs or moving in general without pain or bouncing
- no more back pain !!!
2. socially unacceptable for woman to go out without bra
- u will get called a slut
3 (secret option). hiding $20 dollar bills or handguns or anything in the bra for storage ^^
>>33379444Quan-titties ammirite?
Eheh
>>33379543Same reason you want to see boobs
>>33379601but the guys describe the situations where they have to go up to present or smth n they get a boner at the worst times like it's a life or death situation ㅠㅠ
2 sisters at my gym who are super cute and very nice, smiley and slightly flirty.
Even their mom is nice to me.
What do?
The problem is, they kinda are nice to everyone so i guess thats just they way it is
People under 25 really do talk about genitals a lot.
They're objectively interesting, fair enough, I suppose.
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>>33379620Yeah they’re really interesting to me. I really want to explore them
>>33379582What exactly do I need to learn? I listen to them, I give them my full, undivided attention, I offer advice when asked (because there is nothing a woman hates more than receiving advice from her boyfriend), I listen to their problems and I try to empathize with them
>>33379611mm source seems reliable enough I'll take it
>>33379617I mean its definitely a thing back in school. But thats more of an embarrassment thing. I don't want people to know i have a hard on, but it doesn't particularly prevent me from doing things. We learn how to hide it eventually.
>>33379617Its not as bad but
>Driving home after work>Weather outside is nice and warm>Brain starts wandering as i drive, getting kinda sleepy>Meanwhile dick gets hard on its own>For whatever reason its way harder to lose boner sitting than standing up (thanks nature)>End up going to store with a half boner thats definetly visibleOr
>At gym, texting with someone between sets >Girl sends you kinda horny kinda flirty post>Get half chub>Dick visible for everyone to see again
>>33379620Zoomers are severely porn addicted while also largely unable to socialize thus unable to get access to one another's genitals. This breeds obsession.
Is it weird if I feel like a lesbian would be the perfect wife for me, but like, not in a "I want to tame her with dick" kind of way, but a "she'd be better person than a straight girl to build a life with" kind of way.
>>33379633yes thats stupid
>>33379627Well it is true. I started noticing in my really late 20s and stuff like random boners really disappeared in my early 30s. I even saw a doc about it and it was simply because it's a part of getting older. I think at best I maybe get one random unprompted boner through the day but not always, and even morning wood is more like a morning chub (or just doesn't happen at all).
moids
why can't you be useful
>>33379633It's weird and delusional lmao, you've clearly never known any lesbians.
>>33379630ughahhagshsjwbssjkaasm the humiliation what a nightmaeeee
>>33379633What you're describing is a tomboy, dumbass.
>>33379633No, I get you, especially with posts like this
>>33379637 I can see why you'd want a girl that doesn't want a guy.
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>>33379637All the beta males kill the highly intelligent men as rapidly as possibe so they don't have as much genetic competition.
>>33379645Someone who is overweight
>>33379649ning?
like in dick terms i think
>>33379643Idk it can be pretty hot when a girl clearly notices and looks down
Women does the grey sweat pants thing still work if the guy is a grower?
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>>33379650well i downloaded this closed access article so tell me what molecule(s) recognize the glycosylated sites on ABCC11 to move it out of the cell
>>33379645Half erection or just not all the way hard.
>>33379649Retard.
Trying to eat soup while reclined and my boobs are getting in the way :(
>>33379656The grey sweat pants thing is not a thing retard.
It was always just me flirting with the guy that's following me and we both know each other and know we're flirting with each other.
You're just a fucking creep who wants to show dick to strangers, grow some brain.
What's the best way to check a Latina GF that is stepping out of line and keeps giving you Shit?
>>33379666entj probably has some thoughts on this
>>33379660the N-linked glycosylation on ABCC11 WT likely serves as a signal for ER exit and trafficking, potentially via lectin cargo receptors and vesicle coat proteins, but the exact molecules are not specified
>>33379660You gotta do the thinkin yourself.
These goober professors aren't gonna teach you what you need to know to get smarter than them.
Go play around with chat gpt. It's way better than any college.
IF i see one more couple on campus I’m releasing you
>>33379663rs why they be blocking my view </3
Women would you date a man who has a bachelors in (electrical) engineering, but has not even done highschool biology?
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Im getting French onion on my boobies
gender
would you get in bed with femanon?
>>33379673How? Literally how
>>33379673if he has a good personality, smells good, and not a retard, then yes duh
>>33379673Some women date high school dropouts that think IUDs are a type of bomb. I think you’re fine
Women would you date a man who gets boners?
>>33379668thanks chatgpt
>>33379670but chatgpt can't skim closed access databases for the answer i need a moid to find it for me
>>33379681id rather date one with boners than without
>>33379680>Some women date high school dropoutsNeed to find me a girl like this.
>>33379663In the way? You're using them wrong, you gotta rest the bowl on them.
>>33379677I would absolutely ram the JH into the mattress
>>33379684its over for boner-cels...
sigh
I think I'd rather die of a silent heart attack than deal with the upcoming months
>>33379681I dunno. What if he gets a boner and wants to have sex?
>>33379693Just get your escape bag.
>>33379689Okay I’ll try that
It didn’t work
Two lovers intertwined pass me by
>>33379697You don't want that?
>>33379699Too broke. Lel.
Superimposing Glad bags and throwing a whippet in there would be too expensive
>>33379701and heaven knows im miserable now
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>>33379686>Hands you a library card.
Guys:
Age?
How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?
How often do you jack off?
How often do you have sex? (if at all)
Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?
>>33379670Why didn't you go to college?
>>33379700Skill/size issue I guess
>>33379705How are you too broke for an escape bag? You don't have an expenses after use.
>>33379666If your girlfriend’s behavior aligns with the “fiery Latina” stereotype, say she’s being overly dramatic, loud, or confrontational in a way that feels disrespectful, calling it out directly as a stereotype is a bad move. It risks escalating the situation and making it personal, which can shut down any chance of a productive conversation. Instead, focus on the specific behavior, not her identity or cultural tropes. If she’s in full-on dramatic mode, don’t match her energy. Keep your tone steady and avoid sarcasm or jabs.
In the end though the spicy life chose you, so you have to man up and deal with it.
>>33379703No I want sex but what if I’m like cooking or driving and he just decides now is sex time? Scary
>>33379713It requires funds and special know how.
>>3337970927
2-3 times a day
Average 4-5 a week
I used to do it daily
I’ll jack off less
>>33379709>Age?26
>How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?idk maybe once or twice? im not horny right now but i have a chub. does that count?
>How often do you jack off?pretty much every day. But for specific reasons im gonna try to hold off for a while
>How often do you have sex? virgin
>Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?n/a
>>33379720>>33379722Realizing I forgot to ask about porn habits. Damn it.
>>33379681every man gets a boner, yes
>>33379724Why are you datamining the bros?
I don’t Think there’s a worse feeling than this just the constant
>>33379707i don't want to read all that though...why can't you do it
>>33379718It requires minimal funds and the info isn't special, it's all online and easy to look up.
try convincing a femanon to or not to fap
>>33379716>but what if I’m like cooking or driving and he just decides now is sex time?You politely tell him no and reassure him that you still love him and want his dick, just not at this exact moment
>>33379737But the boner will make him really aggressive and angry?
Women did you at some point consider your period to be something embarrassing?
What did pic related mean by this?
>>33379741>But the boner will make him really aggressive and angry?No thats not true lol
>>33379745how does the wife feel
>>33379701*sniffle sniffle HOOOOOONK*
anon pls finish the lyrics ㅠㅠ
>>33379743Still is.
>>33379745Who cares. They're just rich npc's
any femanons here with daddy issues looking to be punished?
Men, does your gf flirt with other guys?
>>33379743yeah not at all around my girls but around guys definitely
>>33379750I have mommy issues and I punish myself enough.
>>33379743I remember when I was in school, some girl got her first during a basketball game and everyone started pointing and laughing while she was crying. I've always felt like that must've been some truly traumatizing shit that you'd never forget.
>>33379750i stole fourteen half gallons of lactose milk from the grocery store
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My rotten egg farts are back
>>33379753How does Mommy issue manifest in a girl?
>>33379758Abandonment issues and problems with trusting other women. I tinker back and forth between being highly gullible and not trusting anything
Are there actually people on this website that are unironically attracted to black men or is it just a meme?
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>>33379757I cant lie this is pretty funny mockery
Women what do you think of switch men? would you want to be with a man who wants to experience dom and sub sex at different times?
>>33379751No, she looks at me like I'm a God. It's kind of weird since I look in the mirror and hate myself, but she seems to think I'm 10/10 and just stares and smiles when I'm getting changed or getting naked or whatever.
Do mommy issues actually exist? I feel like most fathers are so bad that almost anyone with parental issues has daddy issues or both mommy and daddy issue
>>33379764People have a humiliation kink
Not shocking
>>33379764On this website? Doubtful, that's a bit more of a mentally ill lefty/Reddit thing. 4chan is more about Asians, and that includes the femanons.
>>33379773my fellow yellows where are you!?!?!?
>>33379764>>33379770Why does everyone assume that women are incapable of being bad?
Women can be terrible mothers
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>>33379766Who are you
Stop imitating me
>>33379773most likely because of 4chans anime love and weeb origins
>Anti black posts start
haha...
>>33379773Yellow fever is as much of a mental illness as jungle fever tbqh
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>>33379764I think black men can be plenty attractive. I don’t like them quite as much as white and brown boys but I’ve seen a lot of black men I would totally want to date
>>33379763Interesting, I don't know why I expected it to be different from men's. Thank for the reply though. :^D
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>>33379769Yeah, anon. Because we're not you and we don't have the same hangups you do about yourself. Through every stage of weight gain through loss, I always had the same kind of enamored googoo eyes for someonr for nearly a decade.
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>>33379782It ends eventually, yellow fever is one of those things where it's a phase for a while and then just stops.
>>33379788FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>33379790Idk, i've liked asian women for more than half of my life at this point
>>33379794>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUstop stealing jh's bit
>>33379780>in a random thread>"but x is a nigger, and those things shouldn't be breeding in the first place"4chan forces us to get thick skin
>>33379790euegh people with yellow fever unironically scare me
>>33379710You think a guy like me didn't go to college?
>>33379728One remains a poor student by failing to surpass the teacher.
>>33379797Meh I'm black myself and I've been with women of every race. There's no use in letting internet incels get to you when your reality is different
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>would occasionally complain that I never chased her before we started dating
>break up after 3 years
>reach out after a week of no contact
>says she needs more time and isn't ready for this right now
>2 weeks pass, she still hasn't said anything
Should I give her a month and if she doesn't reach out by then, do I just ask her if she wants to go somewhere in town together? I feel like if I chased after her, she'd finally see that I do love her and I do want her in my life. I could also do some reflecting on why she felt like I didn't in the first place because I have no clue what I did to hurt her, she basically just dipped out
>>33379803put some respect on your elder's, new friend
>>33379804If a woman doesnt talk to you then she's not interested.
My ruke is i initiate contact three times first.
After that it's 100% on her fir tge remainder of our lives.
Asian women have such nice features
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>>33379743When i was younger and had extremely bloody periods that soaked through my pants.
>>33379808You’re making me insecure again
>>33379808white men have such nice features
>>33379808Asian men have good features and some are tall and look cute.
>>33379809>image numberYes it is
I want to dominate a dominant man
>>33379817women are so boring
What am I supposed to do it's been 6 months since I've been broken up and I've been in the exact same place he left me this week have been contemplating suicide very heavily I've been crying non-stop because I I can't stop thinking about it I don't know what to do I miss him I've been out on dates three of them this month alone in each one of them I just wanted to run home because I couldn't stand the person what am I to do I hate people I miss him I've had sex twice it doesn't feel good at all and I cry afterwards I hate feeling like this I want him back but that's never gonna happen he cut ties because he didn't want me anymore end of story I'm lonely as fuck
>>33379807Well, it looks like I have 2 more chances then
>>33379823What's the problem?
>>33379822what makes us boring in your point of view????
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>>33379821I want a dominant man to dominate me
Haha, does anyone reverse tgat incel Christian guy who kept accusing me of being "daddy dom" eoth the girls here?
Man.
That guys first time is gonna be historical.
>>33379828Dominant women are terrifying lol.
>>33379831He wants to be manhandled and blame women for it
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33379836Remember*
With*
Phone autocorrect fucked me
>>33379831>man must be dominant 24/7>man must be stoic and never show weakness>man must be confident 24/7>man must be tall and intimidating All so tiring
>>33379839You don't want to do that. Of course, you're probably a loser if you actually want a clingy gf
>>33379843>tiringPathetic, it should be a natural state of being requiring no effort.
>>33379151 (OP)wimmin thoughts on my cat?
>>33379812good
>>33379813>>33379814You’re making me insecure again
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Omg anons I just matched with a 6’8” man on tinder
>he’s probably lying
No he has a lot of pics and he’s genuinely taller than a giraffe
How do you even meet women?
>>33379851>You’re making me insecure againThat's what you get for making non asian women feel insecure
>>33379850nice cum splatters on your shit
>>33379849>
>>33379853I dunno who you are, but girl, look, you might wanna get checked out by a psych for real real and not for play play.
>six right swipes
>five new matches
How?
>>33379850>grey sweatpants>forearm veinsyour cat's owner is a whore
>>33379843No one here said that though, why are you being a bitch?
>>33379853i thought women didnt care about height? lol
>>33379855Any place that have people
Why do fat women assume I'll be attracted to them because I'm black, only for them to surprise pikachu face me when I tell them I'm not interested? I wish they would just leave me alone ffs
>>33379861Bots most likely
>>33379863Oh sorry for not being stoic and emotionless enough for you, queen
>>33379862i'm a khhv incel though
>>33379851no i was joking about the white man thing
saying it the way the other dude did with asian women since that was weird
>>33379843not all of us want that specifically!!
>>33379873you still have a chance, just show the rest of the arm
>>33379872Bro you're kinda being a bitch, cmon.
Here's something to think about: you're going to die. Not in the metaphorical sense, no, one day, you're going to die in agony. It will hurt. You'll feel terror.
You'll fall into the darkness, screaming.
Girls get introduced to this concept around age 13.
Be less of a bitch.
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>12 right swipes>10 new matches>>33379868I don’t think Tyler and Josh are bots
>>33379877i was also joking lol
>>33379872No one asked for that you cunt
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Male anons should I lose my virginity to this 6'8" black man
What if his penis hurts me
>>33379887Someone already called dibs
>>33379891do u want brownies? made some yesterday
>>33379887The only thing more embarrassing than her posts is what you're doing right now, dude.
>>33379887BBC is a porn meme btw. Most black men have average sized cocks. Just like everyone else
He can make me feel safe and protected
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Am I the issue?
Do women really message men first on Bumble?
(Never tried any dating apps)
>>33379898I'm black and my dick is a little over 7" in length and 6" girth
>>33379899Feeling protected doesn’t actually mean you are protected.
>>33379879theyre only veiny ahen its hot out however
>>33379902Thats exactly what mine looks like too. Yes, we are the problem.
>>33379898Even a 6’8” black man?
I think his penis would be large
>>33379906would bite your forearms
>>33379903They have to, that's the apps entire gimmick. Conversations can only be started by the woman.
In saying that too, Bumble is pretty shitty. The entire experience with it is that it's typically spinsters and women that are after guys that have money or some fancy job, so a typical profile is a woman in her early to mid 30s that has a professional job and wants to settle down and have kids "someday" and wants a guy that has a job that is being a doctor, lawyer or some kind of engineer. It's the most choosy beggar dating app around.
>>33379906i bet ur fingers would feel like steel wires wrapped around my neck
>>33379906>those taskbar iconswhat do you do?
>>33379900yayy!!
(they're not laced with horse tranq)
>>33379914i'm a neet i just have an interest in RE related stuff
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Male anons how can I tell if I have a tight vagina?
>>33379915>(they're not laced with horse tranq)Okay i believe you
>>33379887Hey, I'm gonna be real with you. Based on your posting habits, someone as aloof and immature as you shouldn't be fucking on the first date. Go on dates, that's a good idea. But you should wait to have sex until it's someone you actually have an emotional connection with. Getting pumped and dumped by a guy as a virgin is going to put you in a worse mental state than you are right now.
What does it mean if a guy says something along the lines of “whoever ends up with you is lucky”
>>33379923It means you're ugly, smelly and your pussy is probably prolapsed
>>33379850very soft looking fur
i also like the fluffy paw and sharp eyes
>>33379925Ok and what does it actually mean?
>>33379923It means he’s not interested in you, but want to be nice about it
>>33379920Well, you're pretending to be a mentally unwell woman on the internet.
You're definitely a pussy, for sure.
Are women also massive fappers what shot do they even fap to
>>33379920How many fingers can you fit in you comfortably?
How many can you fin in uncomfortably?
Also give finger dimensions
>>33379927See even chatgpt says so
>>33379929Then why is he even bothering to keep texting literally all day?
>>33379938What is so arousing about an arm?
>>33379937>>33379938>fappersanon just tricked you into admitting you have a penis
>>33379944the things it can do to me
also the moid attached to it seems cute and has a cute cat
>>33379940lol, good one anon. chat gpt is being coopted for evil
>>33379950quick show us your butthole before you leave
>>33379941Maybe he is really dumb and trying to hint that he likes you but does it in all the wrong ways. Just ask him instead of keep asking it here
>>33379954too sleepy it 2am
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Ugh that soup made me really bloated some some reason. I look like a cylinder
Night workout time
I'm a conventionally masculine man and I've been sexually assaulted by women many times growing up. All feats of strength, intelligence, toughness, and endurance are null and void as a result. All is vanity.
>>33379959>femanons finally warming up to how cool having a penis isi knew you'd come around
>>33379955> Just ask him instead of keep asking it hereIt’s too late now
> Maybe he is really dumb and trying to hint that he likes you but does it in all the wrong waysWould it make a difference if I added the context that he lives 15 hours away, and it came up in a conversation about food and me being good at cooking. He said something like that twice and I just thought it was strange. I just wanna make sure I’m not jumping the gun here on assuming that I have no chance.
>>33379967Oh is he dead or in a relationship?
>>33379971He’s just asleep. Damn
women why dont you look like this?
>>33379966I actually don’t. But saying I want a penis is more believable than saying I’m a woman.
Guys are so gay
>>33379973You moron, anyone that ends up with you are unlucky
>>33379978>Guys are so gaylet me suck your gock, femanon
how does art school still exist when 18 yo twitter artists are already masters and get hired straight off the platform?
>>33379980Because he’s asleep?
>>33379984I just had this colossal realization that I am fr fr no cap too old for 4chan.
>>33379151 (OP)Women
What are some wife material behavior I should look out for in a partner?
My girlfriend says she's loves taking care of people but so far it's been me taking care of her i feel. Like it almost seems she's more interested in having a husband than being a wife, if that makes sense
>>33379982cant you just be a faggot but for women
ill help you gaslight yourself too like you can beg to get fucked around the house like "nnghh i need it BAD give me that big DICK daddy destroy me!!" but we just have regular sex with a pussy
state gender
why are people so obsessed with relationships and getting laid, seems overhyped or are people just really horny??
>>33379984Hey I own a gallery, and no matter how good you are, the people that actually support artists so they can have a livable wage care a lot about education still.
Online artists usually make money from the entertainment aspect more than they do the actual art.
Why do women always initiate breakups?
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I miss when I was listening to Bo burnham with my friends in middle school. Where has the time gone
>>33379995Guys get lazy in relationships
>>33380002why are you here
Need switchy wife who acts dominant in public and then subs hard when we're alone
>>33380003It’s atoga, I’m still a woman even though I got coin
>>33379997i'm gonna listen to bo burnham now
>>33379997He made Inside, now we don’t need anything else
>>33380000Are you implying that women dont?
>>33379991Male
Biology ig
Possibly also because most media has some form of relationship in it so we're kind of psyopped into it
>>33380010i dont know who that is
girls, hello. i am trying to understand some things that ive been told in the past.
first one is
>i don't want to date you, because i am not ready for a relationship and i don't love you
this person flirted with me for months after saying this. i dont get it, why would she do that?
the second question is, if you wanted to show you love a person, without saying "i love you", what would you do?
>>33380017Maybe you mistook her being nice with flirting? It happens a lot with guys
>>33380014Stardew, a wealthy woman that upset this guy so much he have to imagine her with a penis
where are the handsome men on /hm/
most of the threads don't even show the guys' faces yet the dicks and bodies are ugly too
>>33380027this is your brain on Tinder.
>>33380030You mean the guys have tinder brain?
I looked in the mirror and now I want to die
>>33380031you just think everyone is ugly because you went on Tinder and hooked up with hot men, basically
>>33380030>>33380038ive never used any dating apps
>>33380038No. Are you okay? I think you got triggered over something I didn’t say
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My cat is asking for snuggles very aggressively. He’s buying me until I cuddle him like a little baby
>>33380039>>33380042apparently it's the daily 'men are ugly' posting, carry on then.
>>33380045daily truthposting
>>33380045First time I see it, are you ugly?
>>33380045startroon is an aggressive slapfight poster
>>33380053>slapfight posterwhat?
People that wake up early are better people.
I want to get slapped in the face with a big cock
Wow we are in thoroughly dead hours. Guess it’s time to read AO3
>>33380053Non of that make sense to me
>the girl I have feelings for says she'll date me if I give her $2000
>I do so
>she tells me we're boyfriend and girlfriend, then immediately says "We're breaking up now"
>I go wtf
>"I said I'd go out with you. I didn't say for how long."
I'm kind of upset...
I guess she did keep her word...
But I'm still sad...
Do I have the right to be miffed, ATOGA?
>>33380088I crie every tim
Women how do you sleep?
Pajamas?
Nightie?
Underwear?
Naked?
Fully clothed?
>>33380095Either undies or fully clothed if I’m lazy
>>33380097I might laugh about this in the future...
Not now though.
Women what would you consider a loser?
Women, what fantasies do you have that men aren't fulfilling?
Men, what fantasies do you have that women aren't fulfilling?
>>33380105>Men, what fantasies do you have that women aren't fulfilling?Loving me
women do you think men are stupid and lame?
>>33380114Depends on the man
>>33380105F
I guess less rape and murder, but that’s a big ask
>>33380100Those manosphere people
>>33379362>alcoholics shouldn’t reproduce?Indeed.
>>33380113No, you fucking dumbass. Jesus fucking Christ. o3 with tool use and search enabled is damn near never wrong. GPT-5 will be wrong less than one percent of the time. Kill yourself you worthless disgusting piece of God damn dog shit. This "hurrrrrr durrrrrrr AI is dum!!!!!!!!!" bullshit won't last past 2025 or 2026. Go fuck yourself, you're disgusting. Can't fucking describe in words how worthless you are.
>>33380095Usually in a pajama set but today just my undies because I've been getting night sweats
>>33380135>because I've been getting night sweatsmenopause?
>>33380126NTA
True, but you didn’t need to be an ass about it.
Women, i love the weak feeling i get after working out, yk what i mean?
>>33380138No something else probably cancer
>>33379637Because I don't want to be used.
>>33379975Why does Arthur Penis of Dragon look like that
>>33379975This looks painful. Imagine the muscle soreness.
>>33380159NTA but women's pussies are sore after every weekend and they don't complain about it!
>>333801261%, even 0.5% is a horrible hit rate.
>>33380095i sleep fully clothed, sometimes in underwear though
>>33380159if i had a gf like this, i would massage her muscles every day
Girls: My gf likes sex a lot, more than I can probably handle. Is there a way I can talk to her about easing back on it without hurting her feelings? We're doing it 3 times a night and my dick gets extremely sore from this and sometimes I just want to watch a movie with her or something.
>>33379948so you're pertaining to the fact that you fapped to it or other women probably fapped to it???
women how can i make you happy?
>>33380174god im f and i can't even imagine that much holy shit
>>33379382Nta, but rejection can be as traumatizing as rape. Not every man wants to go through that 100 times or more just to have 1 girl say yes to him.
>>33380184You downgraded from “is” to “can be”
Progress
>>33379151 (OP)I want to cry and throw up because he’s so ugly now, both inside and out.
>>33379340They can if you bring them to a proper home such as SillyTavern.
>>33380197cr1tikal? what did he do?
Women, how do I figure out what I am missing?
>>33380194And? I wouldn't wish rejection or rape on anyone. I don't get what you're trying to prove.
women do you prefer walkthroughs, let's plays or streams?
anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed? do men do that often?
>>33380201missing in what? missing in general??
>>33380222>anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed?absolutely
>do men do that often?What cuddle? i guess so. I havent done it though
>>33380222I think I would. Might ejaculate as well, though that would be outright embarrassing.
>>33380222>anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed?Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. My libido has taken a dive as I hit my 30s.
That said though, spooning and having my dick just against a girls back while one of my hands is cupping a breast is usually something that will cause a boner.
>>33380227Yeah... I don't know
I feel like I'm missing something because I can't do as other people do
>>33380237sometimes people just expect too much, maybe you're not the one missing something.
>>33380249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nIwJTUMlE4
How much of my belly should I be able to grab as I'm contracting my abs?
Ideal should be zero, right? Not taking in account weird skin elasticity
>>33380174Sounds like a lot, maybe it’s time to open up the relationship so she can get it out or her system
>>33380252I like that movie, so fun
>>33380260Except the mooks aim worse than imperial stomtroopers.
Femanon are you man crazy?
>>33380282We, euros, are still busy.
>>33380285>We, eurosnigga you're a currency?
Females: How do I give my gf baby fever?
>>33380284what is man crazy???
I will be participating in this thread because of the Dungeon Meshi OP image
If there are any Americans awake, based on her accent where is this girl from? She has to my ears a very peculiar way of accenting her As. Like äend, päemphlet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsFZg2Bn06E
>>33380017>i dont get it, why would she do that?Attention. You obviously gave her plenty and let her know you won't require sex or affection from her in exchange, so you're a cow for her. She probably figured you would do the normal thing and stop engaging with her after saying that, so she wanted to keep a carrot hovering in front of you.
>>33380088this didn't happen, but the main character of the story you've written is a faggot
>>33380282Nah, playing vidya until my package arrives
>>33380299be someone that makes her think having a baby in this world and with you would actually be fun and exciting, not scary and exhausting
Why are femanons so bad at picking men?
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>>33380105>gf gets one of her tall friends to domme for us both>domme puts us both in adult diapers and chastity>domme gives gf's key to a random guy at a sex club I don't get to be a part of>gf goes out to get fucked by sex club guy>domme stays with me and edges me while gf is out>gf comes back with her diaper sloppily re-taped >domme uses a vibe wand on me through the diaper while I eat my gf out from behind and let her describe what was done to her in horrifying detailsigh.... if only I could find that girl... I guess I'm just too nice, haha
>>33380319m
don't know. I don't let bullshit advice live rent free in my head.
>>33380319be nice to girls
I have a way easier time fucking and dating girls when I'm jokingly mean, and girls start getting obsessed when I'm actually a dick to them.
>>33380327Sounds exhausting.
>>33380329kinda. it was mostly a pain when I wanted an actual relationship with a girl I respected and the girl I was shitty to kept trying really hard to get my attention
>>33380299>How do I give my gf baby fever?You can't. She either wants kids or she doesn't, and many women don't. The best you can do is to ensure that *if* she wants them, you are the person she wants to have them with.
>>33380222>anons would you get a boner if femanon was cuddling with you in bed?No, because I have severe erectile dysfunction. But when I was younger and in better working order, yes.
>>33380179>women how can i make you happy?Get good at active listening.
>>33380174Get good at using your fingers and tongue.
>>33380105>Men, what fantasies do you have that women aren't fulfilling?Nothing healthy, that's for sure.
>>33380037>I looked in the mirror and now I want to dieGo on, then. What's stopping you?
>>33380017>why would she do that?She wouldn't. She was just being friendly, and you read too much into it.
>>33380343>Dying is hard.Anything worthwhile is hard. Stop being a pussy and do it.
>>33380319>what is the most bullshit advice you were given in terms of social life/relationships/life advice etc.M. "Just be yourself". Never be yourself on a date. Be someone who is more confident than you, more interesting than you, and funnier than you.
>>33380319F. That you have to swallow a guy's cum if you love him.
>>33380319f
"just talk to them, stop being shy, make lots of friends" might sound retarded (i'm socially retarded) but i literally can't do that and i'm much better off as i am right now.
Is this an accurate representation of the female body?
>>33380351>>33380352That's not bullshit advice.
>>33380346>Stop being a pussy and do it.No. I've tried it before and it was horrifying.
gf said she doesn’t say i love you first but let it slip she wants to say it. i’m not there yet though, is it weird i don’t want to say it after 3 months?
>>33380352>and i'm much better off as i am right nowAlone?
>>33380319M
>just go out, you'll meet someoneFUCKING GO WHERE? YOU CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT A FRIEND GROUP AND YOU CANT APPROACH BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ALREADY IN GROUPS AT SOCIAL EVENTS
>>33380356The love I have for a man isn't relative to how much jizz I'm willing to let him pump into my stomach. That's just retarded.
>>33380363You certainly won't meet someone lurking in your apartment.
>>33380363>YOU CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT A FRIEND GROUPThat's your first problem
You're putting the cart before the horse by looking for a girlfriend
>>33380368I actually go out a lot though, I just do my own thing
>>33380367If you let your uncle do it twice, you can let your bf do it.
>>33380356you can say what you want about mine but the cum thing? swallowing semen does not define love in any way, it's mainly sexual pleasure.
Why are men so obsessed with women swallowing jizz anyway? If a guy sucked my pussy juice off the outside of a condom I'd fucking vomit
>>33380373for me its the ease of cleanup
>>33380371"Let" is not the correct term to use when talking about rape.
>>33380362yeah, way better. people i'm usually around are practically animals.
>>33380319F
Money doesn’t make you happy.
>>33380356This sounds like bullshit advice.
Guys, would you consider it a form of sexual assault by deception if I kept a carton of pasturised egg whites in the dresser while we fucked, then, while you're in an o-face daze, quickly wiped away your disgusting sin serum, swapped it out for a generous dash of egg whites, and then lapped it up for your pleasure?
>>33380373They just want us to do something gross to us as proof that we'll put up with whatever they do. It's awful.
>>33380373Nobody is expecting you to drink the jizz out of the condom, femanon.
>>33380373Stopping before its done ruins it
>>33380376That's fine. As long as you're not lonely.
>>33380383NTA, but that's not the point. Expecting us to specifically take it into our bodies beyond baby-making sex is purely a fetish thing.
>>33380380Girl, u trying to get salmonella?
>>33380383It's not a one-to-one comparison, that's just the image that came to mind as far as a means of imbibing a visible quantity of pussy juice
>>33380389Pasturised, baby! Drink em raw like Rocky!
>>33380307>If there are any Americans awake, based on her accent where is this girl from?It sounds like general American, but some of her vowels sound a bit Midwestern. She's probably from somewhere like Iowa.
>>33380144>Women, i love the weak feeling i get after working out, yk what i mean?Yes, that's why I love leg day. Leaving the gym walking like a baby deer is so cathartic.
>>33380095>Women how do you sleep?Naked, unless I'm on my period.
>>33380100>Women what would you consider a loser?Someone who gives up or is too afraid to try.
>>33380159>Imagine the muscle soreness.I did and I almost came.
>>33380375apparently they thought they were a slut for having another opinion
>>33380388>fetish*kink. But, yes? That's all sex beyond the purpose of procreation. And probably all sex FOR the purpose of procreation.
Seems silly to give a blowjob and then complain about swallowing being kinky.
But personally I mostly agree with
>>33380374
>>33380393I thought pasturization was heating just shy of boiling, wouldn't that just cook them?
Regardless I appprove of the plan as a great compromise
>>33380396>general AmericanIs there such a thing?
>some of her vowels sound a bit Midwestern. She's probably from somewhere like Iowa. Thanks.
>>33380398I can handle clean up without eating that stuff. Lovingly finishing a guy off into tissues and immediately tossing it works well for that.
>>33380396>>Imagine the muscle soreness.>I did and I almost came.I forgot women are masochists.
>>33380307Normal nonregional midwestern dialect, same as news anchors aim for.
Maube MN SD ND
Your body count increases after each sexual act. It's disgusting how foids lie about it.
>>33380407>news anchors aim at sounding like they're from MinnesotaWhy?
>>33380408Being raped as a child doesn't add to body count.
Women shouldn't be allowed to exist.
>>33380399More or less, it's heating to a particular temperature that's hot enough to kill bacteria but not hot enough to noticeably cook them, so they still appear raw but are safe to consume.
>>33380413And iowa and wyoming and ohio
Pretty much the entore midwest is nonregional and sounds the same. The rest is some variance of
South - sounds rednecky and uneducated
East - do you really want your news or tv actor to be all "im walkin ere"?
West/CA but they all just speak spanish
No, news decided years ago they want to soumd non regional, like an everyman
>>33380380Would faking an orgasm also be considered sexual assault?
>>33380418Says who? What if you got pregnant? Are you still a virgin then, kek?
Men could give a world for an average woman's Smile.
>>33380402>Is there such a thing?Yes, for how big the country is, there aren't actually a lot of regional accents anymore. Generally American is the one you hear on TV and is spoken in most of the country.
>>33380406>I forgot women are masochistsImagine the pump tho
>>33380408>Your body count increases after each sexual act.Even with the same person?
>>33380424>Women shouldn't be allowed to exist.That lowkey sounds really gay. All I know is I'd thrive in a world without men. God, I would be such a whore.
>>33380411>Tfw no gym gfDo not lose hope, anon. Any gf can become a gym gf.
>>33380427>No, news decided years ago they want to soumd non regional, like an everymanBut it seems wierd that they would be elongating their As like that. Sounds very regional to me.
>>33380396I need a fit gf with muscular ass and thighs
>>33380437Korra was my crush
No i did not watch a single episode of avatar
>>33380439Thats just Americans in general compared to proper queens innit. You want real long vowels go to ND nor Northern MN
>>33380396When do I tell her I’m white…
>>33380437>I'd thrive in a world without menWomen only societies have been attempted a few times throughout history on a small scale, they always crash and burn within a few years, men meanwhile form male only communes with regularity throughout history. Women are ungrateful and don't realize most of what men do for them.
>>33380437You already are a whore.
>>33380436They're just awful, horrible creatures.
>>33380426no u
Do you ever wish you were a horse
>>33380454You're not welcome in this thread.
State gender:
What is the political meaning of this image?
Women, why do you watch / listen to call her daddy podcast
>>33380454What makes them horrible though.
>>33379329Sleep maxing while.im on vacation
Getting like 9 hours every night, shits cash
>>33380455No. Being part horse could be fun, though.
>>33379709>Age?22
>How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?Maybe 8-10 times, don’t really keep track of it
>How often do you jack off?It has been about 2 months since last time. I’m abstaining to build self control.
>How often do you have sex? (if at all)I don’t.
>Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?See above
>Porn habit?I dont watch porn.
>>33379709M, 35
>how often do you get unprompted erectionsmaybe once or twice, usually wake up with a pretty strong one
>how often do you jack off 2-3 times a day depending on my schedule, always at least once before bed
>how often do you have sexprobably on average about 3 times a week
>does having sex impact how often you jack offnope
>>33380465Their behavior, mostly, but really it's everything about them.
>>33380456The thread doesn't belong to you.
>>33380452You say it like it's a bad thing.
Men, how did you feel once you realized that women contribute more to a relationship than they receive from it? Did it fill you with gratitude for her kindness, her love, and her dedication to you, despite all that you failed to do to live up to your end of the deal? Or did you feel embarrassed at your shortcomings and shamed into doing better?
>>33380484They really don't.
>>33380431As a child, anon.
>>33380484They don't though...
>>33380484>women contribute more to a relationship than they receiveThat's not true as a rule and being blunt any of the regular female posters in these threads would be a significant burden to any normie dude.
>>33380482>The thread doesn't belong to you.The thread is not made for you. You're an invasive species, a weed.
>>33380484>Or did you feel embarrassed at your shortcomingsYes.
>shamed into doing betterNo. I don't have the energy for that.
All the porn bans make me think giving women the vote was a mistake, girls, is it really a problem if guys goon during their free time?
>>33380483Stop or I’ll crush on you more
>>33379709M twenty-one
>unpromptedIt's hard to say. To me it always feels like something has to "prompt" an erection for me. But just seeing or thinking about a girl will do that.
>jack offFrom every day to once a week, no real pattern
>sex None
>>33380496I'm pretty sure it's just to drive men to hate women more, despite the memes porn bans overwhelmingly appear to increase misogynistic attitudes among men, look at South Korea for example. Naturally feminists walk right into it because they're incapable of either empathy or understanding second order consequences.
Women what if you dressed all cute and sexy and guys literally barked like dogs when they saw you? How woul that make you feel?
>>33379808I like their hair
And their thinness
That's about it tbqh
>>33380504The idea that just my presence alone could compel men to act beyond their sensibilities, but in a safe and silly way, is the natural fantasy escalation of my kink of turning guys on. So yes I'd like it.
>>33379906Looks exactly like my arm but whiter and less hair
>>33380496I want a bf to goon to me, not to rando strangers on the internet.
>>33380504That happened to me already, it’s weird
>>33380496Porn is bad for men: it gives you unrealistic expectations of what women are willing to do for you and of how they're willing to maintain their bodies for you. You should be thinking instead of what you can do for her and how you're willing to support her. You should be thinking of love, not lust.
>>33380496M
Good unironically
Porn should be banned
That's what it would take for me to stop fapping to it
>>33380504This is why I don't dress cute and sexy
>>33380504I'd be a bit disconcerted.
>>33380026You know that's for gay men right
>>33380515>>33380517That's something you can solve with your bf as individuals
>>33380457>What is the political meaning of this image?F
It's about breaking free from and doing your own thing, beeing the bee you were always meant to bee.
>>33380458>Women, why do you watch / listen to call her daddy podcastI don't, because I'm not retarded.
>>33380440>I need a fit gf with muscular ass and thighsWe should all be so lucky.
>>33380453>Women are ungrateful and don't realize most of what men do for them.Okay, but I'm talking about if there just were no men in the world, not some podunk hippy commune of women who want to spend all day fingerpainting and gardening.
>>33380454>You already are a whoreYeah, but not for you.
>>33380496No, it's conservative men pushing this puritan bullshit to cover up the fact that they're closeted degenerate freaks.
>>33380504>Women what if you dressed all cute and sexy and guys literally barked like dogs when they saw you?My ex literally did this. He also did it to other women.
>>33380515But what if I have no one to goon to
>>33380523Well I don't ever care about what strangers jerk off to, as long as it's not illegal or exploitative.
>>33380525Goon to a fantasy. Or me.
>>33380457we can finally be bees
>>33380519What’s stopping you from just quitting? There are very good resources on doing so out there.
>>33380529Are you sure you want me to goon to you
>>33380524>No, it's conservative men pushing this puritan bullshit to cover up the fact that they're closeted degenerate freaksIt's women actually
>>33380526That's what they're saying too, are you pro prohibition
>>33380535I mean, it won't negatively impact my life, will it?
>>33380534What if I learned to draw and perked off to my.own lewd drawings would that be okay
>>33380523Porn is anti-love propaganda meant to destroy men's appreciation for real women by encouraging them to lust after fantasy women. It's a tool of social destruction, not an individual problem. Like other forms of misinformation such as xenophobia and patriotism and religion, pornography is a social problem, not an individual one, and so must be fought at the social level. Besides, men don't have individual free will or any sense of personal responsibility, so they are unlikely to solve any problems on their own: that's why society must fight on their behalf.
>>33380522Guys being into women with penis? Idk it is whatever it is
>>33380540It might if you knew how ugly I was
>>33380536>It's women actuallyWomen aren't the lawmakers drafting and signing those bills
>>33380543Misquote, meant for
>>33380027
>>33380484Funny bait. I remember you from a few years ago. You switched up the words.
>>33380542>xenophobia, patriotism and religionThe powers that be that support pornography also hate those things
>>33380541NTA. There's something incestous about artists who get off on their own art.
>>33380542Idk if anything porn has made me love women more
>>33380542>Porn is anti-love propaganda meant to destroy men's appreciation for real women by encouraging them to lust after fantasy womenAnon porn doesn't work as a substitute to women, no man has ever thought "I'll just jerk off instead of having sex with my gf"
Your finest tips and tricks for being less neurotic and gnat-like while someone I love is suffering through depression, please
>>33380544I don't think that matters when it comes to a stranger doing something in the privacy of his own home.
>>33380517Is it? For most of my adult life the "experts" said it was great for men, then suddenly the experts claimed it was bad again. I don't really put any stock in the supposed studies, this idea of it raising men's expectations is rooted in a mixture of insecurity and outright hypocrisy given how men are depicted in women's fiction. Every anti-porn woman I've met irl was a sadistic control freak who a man wouldn't have felt comfortable with even if he'd never seen a pixel of porn in his life, the entire anti-porn movement is just another way for women to avoid any introspection or accountability.
>gee, I'm a frigid and emotionally abusive bitch>the porn is why my husband doesn't want sex with me!
>>33380556You're too ugly for me to goon to
>>33380554Many men have thought "I'll just jerk off instead of looking for a girlfriend".
>>33380556I guess. I mean I can't really goon to text on a screen anyways.
>>33380558Imagine trusting (((experts))) kek
>>33380560That's because looking for gf is impossible
>>33380555Take care of yourself. Do activities completely separate from them. Set boundaries.
>>33379329M
I'm currently hobby/clownmaxxing and healthmaxxing
I started exercising a bit more and counting calories + I do some street theater stuff
>>33380547Men, what did it feel like when you finally learned to trust women? Was it a slow release from self-inflicted pain, like when you stop hitting your head against a brick wall, or did you get a sudden rush of hope for your shared future when you realized that you could depend on her?
>>33380564Experts appear to be heavily torn either way. Everything will have its following.
>>33380555gib neurotic dipterid-gf nao
>>33380546That makes more sense, thanks anon
>>33380560If a girl wanted me she'd make the first move
And that means, saying hi or some shit, making eye contact and smiling, literally anything
Until that happens I need some way do deal with my sexual burden
>>33380565Yes yes girlfriends just accidentally drop into your lap al the time while you're sitting in your goon cave.
>>33380559Rude.
>>33380563Weird. I've schlicked to just words plenty of times. Maybe you have no imagination.
>>33380576Jerking off for most people take half an hour tops, usually before they go to sleep
>>33380566I'm getting better with self care sort of. Completely separate? I get this to a degree, but how does that do anything?
>>33380579Yeah well one it's different for chicks and two you haven't said anything goonworthy in the first place
>>33380576If you have to try to get a gf, you already failed.
>>33379709>Age?28
>How often do you get unprompted erections through the day?Zero unless I'm wearing loose pants that jerk me off
>How often do you jack off?Sometimes every day (rarely twice a day), lately I'm on a few days streak because I've been busy
>How often do you have sex? (if at all)No
>Does having sex affect how often you jack off/get erections outside sex?Well, when I had a gf we used to tease talk a lot so I had constant erections even if I had sex
>>33380575No girl is going to want you if you don't make her want you.
>>33380542Put your money where your mouth is and move to the third world.
>>33380552Won't stop you from crushing?
>>33379769>No, she looks at me like I'm a God. It's kind of weird since I look in the mirror and hate myself, but she seems to think I'm 10/10 and just stares and smiles when I'm getting changed or getting naked or whatever.You must have a big dick or something because I hate myself and don't have a gf ;_;
>>33380588If i have to "make" her want me, I'm not worthy of being wanted in the first place
>>33380584Idk what to say. There haven't been many horny questions ITT, and when I hornypost vent unprompted I risk getting a day ban.
>>33380541I’d never discourage you from picking up a new skill, but learning to draw for that purpose would not take you far. Porn is in my experience most often about instant gratification and getting good at drawing will not be instantaneous so once you realise that it’s a long process you may find yourself discouraged and quit.
Not to get too psychologicalon you but libido is at its most fundamental level a creative urge, to channel that urge into creative art is a good way to handle it when it comes.
tldr: Learning to draw is a great idea, doing it for the explicit purpose of getting off is not.
>>33380582to hear women tell it men apparently take 8 hours to get off lol
>>33380592That's your choice.
>>33380590Yup, you are awesome
Signed - your secret admirer
>>33380582For me it's five minutes
Two minutes finding it, one minute actually jerking off, two minutes clean up
A coworker told me her grandma goes out everyday to visit the grave of her late husband.
They really don't make them like they use to. How does one acquire a young woman like that?
>>33380577I read Start-Roon
>>33380593NTA
Have you considered talking about your ass
>>33380601Holy shit, I'm jealous.
>>33380602>They really don't make them like they use to. How does one acquire a young woman like that?Grooming, just like in the old days
>>33380593Women of /atoga/, how do you adjust your bf's attitude when he gets a little big for his britches and needs to be knocked down a peg and put in his place?
>>33380603How about you start rooning you fat fuck
>>33380583You need to take care of yourself so you can have energy to spare for the void that is the depressed person.
>>33380604I always love talking about it, but bringing it up out of nowhere all the time wouldn't be productive.
>>33379887Hahaha you're going to get AIDS!!!
>>33380606I guess but if i actually do end up losing my virginity, lol that would be disappointing
>>33380610Like sexually? Give him an overstimulating bj. Nothing shuts a smarmy bf up faster than making him cum in less than a minute. Reminding him that's always a possibility usually makes me feel less teasable.
>>33379920>Male anons how can I tell if I have a tight vagina?By letting me stick my average sized dick innit.
>>33380611Ooo I’m fat now?
>>33380614I also love talking about it but it feels like you don’t bring it up anymore, which is sad, it’s hot as fuck when you do
>>33379923>What does it mean if a guy says something along the lines of “whoever ends up with you is lucky”It means he has a crush on you.
>>33380621NTA
You're talking to an underage girl
>>33380619Nta but getting off to a girl is way way slower than getting off to porn, don't worry
>>33380613Ok, what about the niggling urge to check in?
>>33380624Like I said, I'm here to ask and answer questions at the end of the day. I think it's most satisfying to talk about myself when it actually accomplishes something beyond entertaining me.
Idk I already went off to goon guys
>>33379920I don't have a huge bodycount, only like 10 or so, but I've never actually noticed that women have differently-sized vaginas. Any sensation I get of looseness or tightness is generally a function of muscle tension, not size, as far as I can tell, and relaxation-induced looseness is actually better, because nervous tightness is worse for both of us. A looser vagina is better; I've never had one that was so loose as to not give me pleasure.
>>33380174>Girls: My gf likes sex a lot, more than I can probably handle. Is there a way I can talk to her about easing back on it without hurting her feelings? We're doing it 3 times a night and my dick gets extremely sore from this and sometimes I just want to watch a movie with her or something.Bro don't do that you'll piss her off just eat her out and finger bang her til she cooms, you can pleasure a woman in other ways than using your dick.
I don’t respect manipulative whores or sluts. Roe v Wade getting repealed was a net positive if you means you cunts get to suffer.
>>33380635Nah I doubt it
Once I feel her skin against mine it's over jej
Id probably come while making out
>>33380632Not wow, you are cool and badass and hot. Stay you
>>33380620My gf has tried to keep me from doing work by "distracting me" with a blowjob, only to be disappointed that I kept working and didn't get overstimulated. Is she just not as skilled as you are?
>>33380640TEN is a huge bodycount, even for a dude
>>33380648I don't know. It was probs just a matter of you specifically having important shit to do that let you resist her.
>>33380645Wrong thread, incel
>>33380637Noting this down, ask about JH’s ass
>>33380654Fuck you you relationship wrecking hoe. You wish I was a dude.
>>33380651>TEN is a huge bodycount, even for a dudeI've had maybe 12 as a dude but somehow because a reverse incel, after my early 20's it was like women stopped being interested in me, I think it has to do with the fact I had a complete psychotic breakdown around the time and it's taken me years to get my mental health back.
>>33380646Trust me anon, girls can't make guys cum that easy
>>33380655Just ask general ass questions so everyone gets to have fun.
>>33380661Yeah cuz you're a bpd manwhore
>>33380636You have to push it away. You need complete me time.
>>33380660We'll see who hates roe v Wade when I cum in you and get you pregnant
Women, what can a man do to make his home a more inviting place for you, where you'll be more likely to spend time?
I've already got a small trash can (with lid) in the bathroom.
I said I loved him for years. Why does he play these abusive mind games with me? Why does he softly, passively imply it was my fault he cheated? Why am I still here?
>>33380660This is the guy on your side
>>33380667
>>33380662Nah they probably could
When you go your whole life without any romance or female affection, the first time would probsbly.be overwhelming
>>33380674You'll just end up with a painful all night long lasting erection because you'll be too nervous to cum, nervous system is weird like that.
>>33380673Did you already have his abortion? Just like how you had I’s abortion? You live in L.A so you can have post birth abortions if you have an extra sadistic side (which I don’t doubt you do)
>>33380672I don't know, anonette? Why are you still with him if he cheated on you? Why haven't you left him for someone who doesn't play mind games or cheat on you, but who appreciates you and treats you with the respect you deserve?
>>33380680“I’m scared of cutting the chord because I’m scared of being alone forever” type situation
>>33379920>>33380640Just chiming in to confirm if you are young and never had a vaginal birth the odds that your pussy is actually "loose" are really really slim.
Guys often think if they don't feel that much, it's apparently not tight enough. But condoms, the difference between a sloppy wet pussy vs a dry tight fist, being drunk, being nervous, doing shit in your head to keep from busting quickly etc can all take you out of it and make sensation less intense.
There is a huge range of how much vaginas open up anyway. If a guy fucks you properly, with long warm up, you maybe even came a few times already, he's not going to enter a tight little hole but a welcoming body that wants him and opens up wide. That's not necessarily bad at all. Guys usually masturbate with an up-down movement. That sort of grip/hug over the full length of his dick, you'll lose if you relax enough. But they can also masturbate pressing their head into their palm and massaging/circling this way and that is always possible, he can always get off on his dickhead (the most sensitive part) pressing strongly into you inside, even if a lot of sensation is lost.
Plus I think it naturally works out that if you even get to that point, for both of you the arousal from letting go/loose so much and it being so intense, more than compensates that the physical sensation might technically be a little less intense. If a guy's not proud to have made a whole fucking mess of your genitals from pleasure and getting off on that too, don't fuck him again.
>>33380671Keep it clean, have lots of natural light with windows open, use candles or other kinds of scents in moderation, don't jerk off right before inviting me to your room, etc.
>>33380620>overstimulating Hot, post-nut torture might even be better than orgasm itself
>>33380691>don't jerk off right before inviting me to your roomI'll jerk off one you get into my room.
I was looking at houses on Zillow (I need to buy soon), and I ran across one that had a classroom built in; apparently the family that's selling ran a homeschool classroom for most of the neighborhood out of it.
Women: if you met a guy who had a small classroom in his house—built in sinks, countertops, storage, etc in a big room on the ground floor with its own entrance—could you see yourself putting that space to good use raising his kids (and maybe teaching some of the other neighborhood kids too)? Or would it just be creepy?
>>33380693I can't risk that, personally. I found out the hard way that a guy can sort of cum more if you keep playing with it right after he came. I can't tell when the chamber is totally empty.
>>33380671I think the toilet with lid is the only thing that will give a woman resources that could otherwise cause her to bounce more quickly. After that it's just a matter of making someone feel welcome/at home and I'd say it's more of an attitude thing. Having some snacks/drinks stash so you always have something to offer to spontaneous guests.
Also women are a lot more sensitive to someone not having any decorative items. It doesn't matter if it's a poster, a plant, a scented candle, a picture of your parents/siblings, a goofy calender, a wall that has a bright statement color... But we by and large find it incredibly depressing if a guy did NOTHING in his living space to make it a more cheerful or welcoming place for himself.
>>33380694Jokes on you, mutual masturbation is one of my favorite things.
I hate you
I hate you so fucking much
You blonde piece of shit
>>33380496If you want a pure wife you shouldn't even acknowledge porn, anon.
>>33380700Jokes on me?
Who said it was a joke?
It's one of my favorite things as well, it helps us be less shy together, and more comfortable.
Women, is it a red flag if he doesn't have a TV? I've got too many books and therefore no space for something I wouldn't use.
>>33379920>>33380690One more addition because I realize the idea that good pussy = as tight as possible is incredibly pervasive. But realize how often you hear love for/raving about blowjobs and realize a mouth is not tight in any way, dick flopping around in there unless you keep it in place, and still able to give lots of pleasure. That might give you more understanding of how a warm wet hole is just a lovely thing even if it's not tight in every spot or the whole time.
>>33380709I want a pure degenerate but girls are just larping Christians or doing of ....
I love clean shaven emo men. Not men who smoke meth and have mustaches.
>>33380714Not at all and if you don't love watching tv I don't think you'd be compatible with someone actually weirded out you didn't have one.
>>33380698is an edgy skeleton cowboy painting with cringe poetry on it okay if I painted it and wrote the poem myself?
>>33380710>as well, it helps us be less shy togetherThat's one of the big reasons I like it so much. I'm very insecure about how my pussy looks, so showing it off at a relative distance early on in the relationship helps me break the ice without stressing about it him getting up in there immediately.
>>33380717>pure degenerateNo, you don't. Quit neg larping.
>>33380684At least be more invested than that. Goddamn.
>>33380727I'm not larping, girls with freaky tattoos are hot
>>33380717whats pure degenerate to you
>>33380695I'm just not a fan of homeschooling at all. It would sure be fun for occasional events but I wouldn't like anything recurring.
>>33380714Too many books in this case sounds like an issue, but I watch tv on my phone or laptop idc
>>33380723Of course. Sounds fun. No point in having people over if you just have to pretend to be NPC number #759 anyway.
>>33380697Do you pull your hand away just before he cums? Or do you wear latex gloves when you jerk him off?
>>33380733what's your aversion to homeschooling?
>>33380680Because foids are attracted to cheaters more than loyal men. Simple as that. Loyal men are too boring for females, they love drama and being made to feel negative feelings since their lives are already on easy-mode and everyone is always nice to them.
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>>33380715M: can confirm, and would like to add that a good, water-based lube free of glycerin and other nonsense makes vaginal sex better now matter how wet the woman. I didn't start using lube until late in life, because neither I nor the women knew any better. Now that I've tried lube, I'd never want to be without it: it makes a world of difference.
I have an irrational seething hatred for the song “Sky Full of Stars” by Coldplay
>>33380738I point it down into something to catch it, or I smother the head of his dick with a towel or tissues or whatever to catch it while I jerk him off at the base.
>>33380724Yeah I get it, I used to have insecurities about my dick and I'd have anxiety about what she'd think.
Some women are even more insecure about mutual masturbation than sex though.
>>333807319 mile high club
Tfw no divine feminine gf
>>33380748I masturbate a LOT in front of a mirror, so honestly the position of sitting down and showing everything like that feels very natural. I think that helps get past a lot of the innate awkwardness.
>>33380572No. I watched the self checkout moid gulp while looking at me though.
>>33380753Yeah it's pretty awesome, usually we'll be sharing a bed and I'll ask if they mind if I masturbate there and invite her to join me.
>>33380730>girls with freaky tattoos are hotWell I don't have """freaky""" tattoos
>>33380755>oh god what does she want?>fuck she's probably going to accuse me of harassing her
>>33380746I only like "Yellow" from Coldplay.
>>33380718I don't smoke meth but I have a moustache. Where does this place me
State gender. What's a good summer-themed date? Like, going to the beach together, a picnic in the park, visiting a petting zoo together, etc?
>>33380746she told me she liked rock and her favorite band was coldplay
>>33380758I really prefer doing it while facing each other, rather than sitting next to each other in bed. That shit is way more intense than it probs should be.
>>33380718I can't be emo and have a mustache?
>>33380759You can still fix that! Time to get a tramp stamp or pelvis tattoo
>>33380747Does your new boyfriend know what hes in for?
>>33380764M
Getting ice cream
>>33380767Do you stare into each other's eyes, or do you run your eyes all over each other?
>>33380767How do you like to initiate sitting across from eachother?
>>33380771He's not my bf yet. We're still at the stage where it's all innuendo anyways, so it hasn't come up.
>>33380762Wait, I lied. The Scientist and Fix You are pretty good too.
Women: what's one easy trick that most men don't know but that makes you melt into a puddle of contented happiness?
In b4 "listening to me."
>>33380764My best summer date was just a walk in the park and checking out statues.
>>33380775My eyes end up laser focused on his dick most of the time. I hate to admit it, I know I'm not very romantic.
>>33380776I ask him if he'd be willing to touch himself for me while I watch, and if he says yes I take that opportunity to help him get comfortable and sit across from him before letting him know I'm joining in. Framing it as "mutual masturbation" makes it feel too forced, I prefer to just let it feel like a natural escalation.
>>33380786For me personally, the word "relax" used properly just makes me go from 0 to 100. It's like a trigger word to shut out all the dumb shit in my head except their voice, and all that newly empty space in my head is inevitably filled up with thoughts of them.
How do you take warbrides in le current year?
>>33380796>0 to 100this means the opposite of what you're expressing and telling someone slightly upset to "relax" also usually serves to make them extremely upset
>>33380805I don't think you understand what I was trying to say. Like I mentioned, using the word PROPERLY means not using it when I'm already in an upset or irritable mood, where it could be taken as dismissive.
And by 0 to 100 I mean I go from not horny/happy to very horny/happy.
>>33380718You want a punk, not an emo
>>33380804You've got to fight for a muslim country or entity that actually takes and holds territory, the Taliban is probably the last one of those at present.
Funny story I was explaining to a friend who didn't "get" how the Taliban won, if you look at the actual value of what a Taliban soldier gets for fighting it's a way better deal than anything our armies offer. Post war he gets
>guaranteed land, wife, and jobvs our guys who get
>minimum wage>access to a shitty healthcare system where you'll need private insurance anyways>free college (as if that matters in H1B times)Russia is experimenting with some odd benefits, for example Russian war vets apparently have a blank pass from the government to hit women, like not just a "look the other way" thing but like an official written policy that if you're on the registry for veterans you get to hit women and cops just have to let you go.
>>33380742Sorry I got a long call and will be called back too, but the general gist boils down to:
>teaching is a profession, and not an easy/light one either, it takes around five years to be so good at it you can be flexible and improvise and are not just busy keeping authority (this is what I was told by teachers when looking into the profession)>I think it is healthy for kids that their home is a place they do not have to perform in the school sense and that the person judging their school results isn't their mom - like a work/private life balance but for kids>I feel if a kid is already anxious, sensitive or a little different, their own awareness that they missed out on a lot of "normal experiences" by not being in school will make them more shy or lonelyMy partner has two nieces who are homeschooled by their mom and for all intents and purposes it seems she did fine enough because the eldest got accepted into a nice college, no problem. But they also have huge gaps in their general development (like the eldest can do math on the level of a twelve year old when she's eighteen) and mostly you can tell socially they have the thinnest possible skin, they cling to each other, youngest even whispers what she wants to say to her big sister becasue she doesn't dare to speak up if they are not alone together. Really really codependent. They are probably not average home-schooled kids but the only ones I've personally known and honestly I feel their mom fucked them over SO badly by insisting she could handle this.
>>33380814nta, but my experience with homeschool kids is that they tend to be academically ahead of public school kids but are also suicidally naive and trusting which are pretty bad traits to have these days.
It needs to be studied how quickly “n fatigue” went from the depths of the internet to mainstream edgy consciousness.
some people wake up and just start looking for doors to slam.
ah, another 24 hours of slamming doors
Women, would you date a man who is a bisexual switch?
>>33380812>>guaranteed land, wife, and jobBASED
>Russia is experimenting with some odd benefits, for example Russian war vets apparently have a blank pass from the government to hit women, like not just a "look the other way" thing but like an official written policy that if you're on the registry for veterans you get to hit women and cops just have to let you go.BASED
In our jewed society, women just get free shit for having cunts and we have to pay for it.
>>33380814>you can tell socially they have the thinnest possible skinsounds like you're defending child abuse desu.
State gender. How do you talk about sex during sex? Like, when my gf asks, "What would you like me to do," I can't bring myself to say "I want a blowjob." It's always some stupid-sounding euphemism, if I can manage to express anything at all. Am I the only one who has trouble saying what I want in bed?
The fuck?
We are already on page 10?
>>33379578>genetically determined by the amino acid sequence before the protein is even madeSo that's just, some proteins are bonded and done aren't. Binary determination. It seemed like it would be more involved than that.
>so a person will have either one or the other not a ratio of bothBoth?
If you have sugars bonding to proteins, there's more than two possible combinations, that was my point. The number of combinations would be dependent upon how many could bond at once and at what point the difference becomes irrelevant.
Apparently, that point is at one.
It's like the perceived difference between Single Malt whiskey, Double Malt whiskey, and "Poly Malt" whiskey s.k.a. shit whiskey.
>>33379574>Should I talk to a girl if I'm worried she might be emotionally unstableGauge the worst amount of damage she could do and determine if she's worth risking that outcome.
>>33380821That would be me.
>>33380786Being nice and caring to the elderly
>>33380786Scan diapers or pads as a doordasher correctly
>>33380838Really late but anon... As you could probably tell from my example I am talking about teenagers who are so visibly anxious when a stranger (like me) looks at them, it's noticeable and the older one self-soothes with tics.
I am not talking about wanting to call kids names or whatever and then calling them thin-skinned when they are hurt.
>>33381206is man crazy being crazy for a man or being crazy like a man?