Thread 33497449

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>>33497449 (OP)
First for comfy femanons

>>33497449 (OP)
I really like you guys!
well some of you are a bit unpleasant but I still like you

Foids why are you evil whores? And why do you never want to answer my loaded questions?

Is it true that in Russia, young male soldiers are lined up one by one to be raped in the anus and rectally penetrated by Rape Robots on an industrial scale? What purpose does this serve?

why does that nigga have 3 legs?

>>33497454
aww <3 we like you too (I think)

>>33497460
not, they are raped when they join the military by their fellow soldiers

>>33497461
I have three legs too ;P

>>33497463
They are converted into homosexualists. True esprit de corps! The Spartan Way.

do you have auto-aggressive thoughts

>>33497462
I try my best to be nice!

I like Jews.

>>33497467
I have thoughts of dominating other men by humping them and anally fucking them to assert my place as leader of the pack. And then when I am done having enough energy saved to mate with my harem of females.

I am summoning my druidess...
I have left 2 chocolate bars this time and a bottle of water...

Why is it so common to see a white guy dating a Hispanic chick in the US?

>>33497467
yes, when I fuck up too much at life I cut myself as punishment

>>33497471
Thanks, I like you too!

>>33497471
>I like Jews.
I like Jewish women...

>>33497453
*headpats*

>>33497471
I like people regardless of their race or religion unless they're assholes then I don't like them >:(

guys help I can't find my cigarettes!!!!

>>33497469
<3
>>33497467
nah I don't get that but I do get other weird and morbid intrusive thoughts

>>33497476
Because Hispanic girls are manipulative and white men are spineless and addicted to porn

>>33497476
Latinas are cute. And they seem to have more varied hobbies compared to most white women.

what helps you stay pure

>>33497490
it's ok I found them!!!!
ahh time to fellate some cancer sticks

>>33497490
RIP
good, stop smoking :P
I haven't smoked in days cuz broke lel
>>33497495
fapping to femanons
I mean
drinking water and eating fruit and vegetables
>>33497476
because latinas are baddies

smoke <=> fag

>>33497476
combo of aftermath of white women thinking they own the world and latinas are generally more fun and laid back and like to FUCK.

>>33497476
because they liked eachother?

>>33497498
oh nice
what type do you smoke?
>>33497500
smoke a fookin fag m8

>>33497499
>fapping to femanons
HEY!

>>33497505
only with their permission uwuu

I need to stop falling for whorish men but they're so charismatic

can i blog post

>>33497510
same but with BPDemons who lovebomb me

>>33497512
yes

a girl was into me, but she probably realized i'm not worth it

>>33497510
how so?

>>33497512
ye I do it all the time
what's happenin

>>33497510
Lol, I used to inflate my bodycount to try and impress girls.

>>33497494
like drinking coronas instead of white claw?

>>33497513
how do they lovebomb you? maybe I can use the same technique to get the mansluts to fall for me

>>33497521
just tell me that you love me

>>33497521
Why do you want them? Just for FWB?

>>33497517
it's hard to describe. I'd just be giving you a generic "be funny and make girls feel safe around you" type answer but it's true, that's how they get me
>>33497519
lying isn't cool anon
>>33497522
i love you?
>>33497523
a relationship maybe. sadly I'd probably be willing to settle for FWB too.

>>33497527
without the question mark

>>33497530
I don't want to lie to you

>>33497531
just say it

>>33497516
She probably does like you?

>>33497533
why

>>33497499
>RIP
>good, stop smoking :P
>I haven't smoked in days cuz broke lel
I really should but ehh I don't want to live anymore so might as well get lung cancer :)
>>33497504
>what type do you smoke?
red marlboros

>>33497537
i need it

Women, why do you all do that stupid duck face pose in pictures?

>>33497521
>how do they lovebomb you
just being like manic pixie dream girl-type super affectionate, wanting to rush into things quickly and giving ultimatums etc.
I think the mansluts will see through it, and if they're mansluts probably won't want anything serious regardless
but maybe it'd work on some...
it works on me bc I'm lonely, naive and have mommy issues kek
>>33497527
>probably be willing to settle for FWB too
fwb is cool in the interim but don't settle forwever anon
turn a manslut into a househusband jk
>>33497516
>she probably realized i'm not worth it
mood but what makes you think that
methinks you're self-sabotaging

>>33497539
but it would be meaningless coming from me

>>33497516
same but then I realized I couldn't stop comparing her to my ex, god it's so over for me isn't it?

>>33497536
maybe

>>33497527
>be funny and make girls feel safe around you
isnt that just because you seemingly like the dude?

>>33497542
bruh

>>33497538
>>33497538
>I don't want to live anymore so might as well get lung cancer :)
>red marlboros
literally me kek
I smoked marlboro reds for years

you guys like king's field?

>>33497541
>it works on me bc I'm lonely, naive and have mommy issues kek
aw, I'm sure you'll find the right one since you're pretty fun to talk to, at least on here
>turn a manslut into a househusband jk
that's the idea :D
>>33497545
yeah probably kek
>>33497547
what?

>>33497548
my wife <3 (I wish)

>>33497542
do it for the vain

>>33497549
I never played but I love the aesthetic, it looks really cool
is this game dev anon kek?

Women, what do you carry for self defense?
How do you keep yourself protected?

>>33497553
I love you
now what

>>33497557
now say it again

>>33497236
You're welcome. Feel free to post it if you do.

>>33497558
it again

>>33497554
no, just some regular anon that likes king's field and misses his ex gf very much

>>33497551
awwww that means a lot (': thanks
just need to fix my life and stop being a shut-in kek
>that's the idea :D
I hope you succeed!
>>33497552
don't we all
she's too good for this world

>>33497556
I bring my husband everywhere I go so I'm always defended. At home I have a small armory for when he's at work.

>>33497560
guess i'll take it

I've come to realize that I can't do everything on my own. This blows.

Would they lie about such a thing on atoga? Why?

>>33497556
armpit....

Women with FWBs, how often do you meet up with them? And would it annoy you if a guy tried to set something up 2-3 times a week?

>>33497556
must lick

>>33497556
boob vein...

>>33497556
My brain
By being a bitch sometimes

Women, how different is your taste in women closed to taste in men?

>>33497573
didn't your baby daddy get hit with a machete

>>33497562
thanks anon, good luck to you too!
>>33497564
<3

>>33497565
I've come to realize that I can't do anything on my own lel
you'll get there in the end though bro. no shame in reaching out for help if you need it
>>33497566
lie about wot...
>>33497570
based armpitfag is always here lol

>>33497556
8-]
look at her booba

>>33497475
boo !!

ty ty i was craving it ^^

>>33497576
He probably popped his lungs by now and is dead, hopefully.

>>33497527
>lying isn't cool anon
It worked though. And now my bodycount is high enough that I don't have to lie anymore

>>33497574
>Women, how different is your taste in women closed to taste in men?
What do you mean as in friendship? Or are you talking about lesbian femanons?

>>33497582
>now my bodycount is high enough that I don't have to lie anymore
bruh.... good for you ig....

>>33497582
how high is it?

>>33497556
knives !

always always have one on me

>>33497577
>good luck to you too
thanks anon ^_^
one step at a time I guess...
idk if I will bother dating again tho
hope you get your charismatic manslut househusband kek

>>33497580
hi myao :D
how are you doing today?

>>33497588
post knife please

>>33497569
>Women with FWBs, how often do you meet up with them? And would it annoy you if a guy tried to set something up 2-3 times a week?
>2-3 times a week
Bro is down bad

>>33497573
>By being a bitch sometimes
That's hot though

>>33497588
>knives !
>always always have one on me
myao never caught lacking
>>33497592
nta but is that a lot? I have no idea how often fwb people usually meet

>>33497580
>boo
is that how you planned to haunt me in my dreams last night?
cuz it didnt work >:)

>>33497578
>based armpitfag is always here lol
I'm usually here around this time lol I have fuck all to do at this hour (almost 10 pm)

>>33497590
im gonna perform a live hysterectomy on myself if these goddamn painkillers don't kick in soon

M or F
Yeah?

>>33497556
being ugly is my self defense

>>33497588
hey you want to see my knife? :D

males
i am so horny, are any of you in western us

>>33497601
M
Pretty much. Also vidya

>>33497605
rolling for california

>>33497596
No it's not

>>33497605
no sorry
best I can do is fap to you from across the pond

>>33497605
>are any of you in western us
Yes, actually...

>>33497607
nta but also f
norcal or socal?

>>33497599
lol it's real coomer hours
>>33497601
all of the above kek
actual reason I'm single is because my life and mental health is a shambles and I don't meet anyone
(this is why I say I would be a femcel if I was a woman, I'd be in the same boat)

probably a stupid question, but does a girl tucking in a baggy shirt mean ANYTHING? and i mean this in the same way as a girl going out of her way to do hair/make up when she normally wouldn't around someone she likes.

>>33497614
Is this qt

>>33497613
>norcal or socal
nta but as a non-american, I only just realised that these are short for north and south california
I assumed it was a different place lol
>>33497617
maaaybe

>>33497613
norcal

>>33497613
socal but not really

>>33497613
Nta, M, central...

>>33497621
>>33497620
>>33497619
Femanon has her bases covered.

>>33497591
it's midnight n im comfy :c

got a ka-bar knife, a mystery brand folding knife, n a victorinox one !

>>33497601
M
I’m too picky and traumatized

how many femanons are here

>>33497612
H-hi

>>33497623
post Ka-bar

>>33497605
not american sadly :( but live close to western us

>>33497597
lmao you'll never catch me without my wired headphones n knife

>>33497598
it didn't ????????

>>33497627
I think 4

>>33497618
>I assumed it was a different place lol
where did you think it was?
>>33497619
bay area?
>>33497620
>but not really
what does that even mean
>>33497621
my condolences

>>33497631
>wired
are you broke?

>>33497601
never good enough and also the person I like never likes me back

>>33497605
Does this work the other eay around?

Any horny females in Texas tonight?

>>33497630
British Columbia?

>>33497604
yes !!!

Average girl is pretty!

>>33497614
>lol it's real coomer hours
nooo I'm not a coomer just an armpit appreciator but it sexually arousing ngl

>>33497605
Epic data mining psyop

>>33497629
im in bed lmyao

>>33497472
Now why does that sound familiar...?
>>33497538
Redecan Wappa Redees are peak though, nobody can convince me otherwise. Been smoking a quarter pack a day since I was 19.
>>33497599
West coast classics, I can appreciate a man who's had his brains fried from the sun for this long.
>>33497638
Twinsies bro--?

>>33497640
5head

can a guy explain the goth girl thing to me? Why do guys like goth girls so much?

>>33497633
>what does that even mean
Some would say that the region I am a part of is included in socal, some would say its not.

>>33497638
no, mexico

I'm sorry for having a femcel crashout

>>33497643
>imblying anyone who cares enough to datamine you doesn't already have all your shit

>>33497651
kittenposter?

>>33497633
>where did you think it was?
Idk I just never thought about it
>>33497641
OK coomer ;p
>>33497645
>Redecan Wappa Redees
Never tried those :o

>>33497650
Ew. Fuck off, smelly spic

>>33497640
Average girls can get it.
>>33497644
Thats cool, didn't ask though?
Post knife please.

>>33497628
Maybe we should stargaze a bit?

>>33497612
pls respodn

But god I really am so ugly

>>33497648
Massive amounts of eyeliner
Black lipstick

Both being all messy and running down her face while shes giving you sloppy toppy

>>33497600
oof sorry about that!
>>33497639
here's my knife it's not sharp though except for the tip

>>33497651
It's OK hun
I barely noticed desu
I crash out here all the time
>>33497648
I'm more into bimbos personally the style is kinda cool and dark and sexy
and then you have the whole goth mommy thing also
but it's more of an Internet meme desu

>>33497657
yes we can do that

>>33497631
>wired headphones
based, keep up the good fight
>it didn't ????????
nope :((( in fact it was the best sleep I've had in like 4 days lol

>>33497660
I am also ugly and hopeless with dating
Its literally impossible

Nobody is gonna feel bad for me saying it, at best they will make fun of me

>>33497655
hey I'm not smelly

>>33497650
Come to Cali bb I’ll protec u from ICE

>>33497649
wow i really need to travel around the state more because i have no clue what you're talking about D:

>>33497634
no man i just use wired headphones ㅠㅠ

idk what to fap to before sleeping

>>33497669
hmm I would rather go there legally

Why do you think I would larp about something like this

>>33497670
I'll dox myself just a little more, Central Coast

>>33497676
Larp about what

>>33497633
>bay area?
Hayward.

>>33497662
oh that's so prettyy

sigh i needa get a cute one

>>33497674
beggars cant be choosers

Can't tell if an autistic chick at work hates me or likes me? So over the course of a few months she almost always initiates conversation first. At first I kept it clean and dry and I eventually started to try actually talking to her and she says everything I say sounds like bullshit, despite it not being such. She has started to constantly nitpick me constantly, most of it is unwarranted, and she's playful about it. She also calls me a liar and when I ask her to tell me what I lied about she just says, "I'll wreck your shit one day." Also when she nice sometimes she says shit that's very formal like "thanks", "appreciate it" to heavier things like, "that's what I love about you". Like she is really sweet, but also I don't want to date her and I'm confused because she also apparently has a boyfriend. Shit is tearing me apart, I feel like I'm in a 2010s Sonic love triangle fanfic. Oh yeah, forgot to add she also asks me verbatim, "So I've been meaning to ask this for awhile, but do you live alone or with roommates or like what?" So am I crazy for thinking she is into me or what? Previously at this job a different female employee tried to come onto me heavily while closing and a long time ago this one autistic chick in high school who was really mean to me in highschool apparently had a massive crush on me and I just assumed she hated my guts. So I'm kinda worried this chick might like me to?

>>33497681
i'm less than an hour away from another atoga anon...

>>33497664
When the mood strikes us we should do missionary so you can still see the meteors. Let me know if there's a bolide, though.

>>33497684
um I'm not being a beggar though I'm doing just fine here

>>33497666
yay !!!

muahhaha i blessed u (´∀｀)

>>33497690
How romantic
I need intimacy so badly ;-;

how is your self esteem

Im tired of the "anything you say could be instantly seen as ick and grounds to block you" when you msg with girls.

Im sure this does also happen to handsome guys right... Haha lol for sure

God i should just kill myself or chemically castrate myself so i dont habe interest in women anymoee

>>33497668
you're welcome here

>>33497696
Non-existent lol

>>33497683
thanks! it was a birthday gift hehe I want to get another one

>>33497696
I'll let you know when I find it.

>>33497679
i've been to monterey and slo and from my understanding they're part of central california

>>33497652
I hope no one cares about me that much.

>>33497698
thanks!

>>33497704
also santa cruz beach boardwalk

>>33497651
It's okay. Hope you feel better.

>>33497694
we can work on that

>>33497689
I wonder what we could get up to?

>>33497696
It varies but generally its low

>>33497696
self esteem? what is that? where can I buy it? is it expensive?

goodnight everyone

>>33497710
Soo
what now anon?

i ahve felt so badly recently and nothing has really changed but it feels like something is different. the world feels really different the air aand the way the sun shines. i feel crazy

>>33497715
Good morning

>>33497659
>pls respodn
I'm in CA

>>33497696
M
Moderate but thats only because it swings from extremely high to extremely low just about every day

Cali orgy when

>>33497708
Thank you for talking to me

>>33497726
You're welcome.

>>33497716
How close are you to Hayward?

>>33497704
Perhaps I am just a little retarded

>>33497693
So evil and cunning...
Your blessing was greatly appreciated :0 super long day, I needed the good shleep...

>>33497731
I've never even heard of it

Are femanons ovulating?

>>33497716
we do it

>>33497736
yes

>>33497736
I am
I haven't had sex in a long time i'm gonna die

>>33497735
It's in the bay area. Or would you prefer your place?

premarital sex is immoral
there I said it! >:(

>>33497738
okay let's do it
let's fall in love~

>>33497739
>>33497742
let's do it

Are femanons an oval?

>>33497742
How long is a long time...

>>33497742
Annnnnd now I'm hard

>>33497748
Over a year

>>33497745
alright

>>33497749
woah i didn't expect to get anyone hard in here
how big are you? :3

>>33497732
>Central Coast
>in socal
himbo...

>>33497750
That is pretty long tbf

>>33497728
What do I do now

>>33497756
They cummin from all directions kek

>>33497739
>>33497742
Strong vascular hands, deep voices, bulges in grey sweatpants, chiseled jawlines, sweaty muscles.

>>33497756
>>33497762
stop i can't take that many dicks

>>33497717
Cling onto that feeling anon, could be a good thing

>>33497764
you are actually evil omg

>>33497764
ENOUGH (also post them.........?)

>>33497753
7.6 x 6.6 at my full potential. I'm not quite there yet :)

>>33497769
I wish I could see it
I wish I could feel it

wen california atoga meetup? I'm in modesto. Yes it sucks but I think it's a good central meeting location

>>33497769
>inb4 nonwhite

>>33497765
I count three guys, and you have three holes.

>>33497766
No I've never felt more hopeless. things feel really dark andd scary

>>33497768
nta but posted hand earlier >>33493848

>>33497715
Goodnight myao, this time I'll do the haunting >:)

>>33497770
I wish you could.
>>33497772
No. Is this a cuck thing?

>>33497775
VEIN

>>33497774
Oh well :/ I'm sure it's just your perception of things and you will be okay
Imma get some sleep but can talk later, hang in theree

>>33497755
>himbo...
You know what. I really should've seen that. At least I'm cute.

>>33497771
>>33497773
i'm not going if i'm gonna get gangbanged...
>>33497784
>At least I'm cute.
are you?

The beacon has been lit! The opposite gender calls for aid!

>>33497767
>you are actually evil omg
Hahaha!
>>33497768
>ENOUGH (also post them.........?)
Hmm. Maybe I could post bulge, maybe...

>>33497781
Vein says hi

>>33497793
nta pls post bulge

It makes me happy knowing that I'm talking to people who I could (in theory) see tonight. Hello friends

>>33497787
Fine. But you have to fuck one of them

>>33497787
>are you?
Above average at least, its one of my redeeming qualities. Blessed by Aphrodite.

>>33497793
that anon and post bulge

>>33497797
>It makes me happy knowing that I'm talking to people who I could (in theory) see tonight. Hello friends
"Tonight," huh?

>>33497797
dawh, thats nice. hello friend

just a bunch of dudes horny posting with another dude pretending to be a girl

>>33497800
>>33497796
Maybe...

>>33497798
>>33497799
do either of the other anons want to advocate for themselves before i choose

>>33497808
I think 99 is a femanon. But, no. I'm not even close.

>>33497803
Well yeah, I'd probably have to call in sick for work but as long as you aren't too far north, I could see anyone in CA by like 3-4am lol
>>33497805
<3

>>33497792
Women? Where were women when I needed help? Where were women when I was spiraling and panic calling my therapists office and checking myself into a hospital?
Where were wo-

>>33497545
Nta, but no anon. There's this idea that women laugh because they like the dude, which is partially true but that doesn't mean we only laugh when find the guy attractive. In fact I've known many dudes who made people laugh including me but I wasn't romantically attracted to them.

And regarding the safe part: I always think of the expression "a ladies man" I know it means a guy who knows,dates,fucks a lot of women and who's popular among men. Bu to me it always slightly means "a man who loves women" and I don't just mean sexually, but the whole sex (yk,just like there are women who love men, not A man, but men in general, the sex). Anyway, here's the kicker: many of those men though are great at pretending and though they portray themselves to love women, in fact they're as sexist and as women demeaning as your most basement dewller incel. But they're good at lying and concealing their disdain and good at just being/becoming any person they need to be in the moment.

>>33497697
then be normal you must be sending autistic messages with bad grammar

>>33497815
and who's popular among women******
Sorry ^^'

>>33497811
>Well yeah, I'd probably have to call in sick for work but as long as you aren't too far north, I could see anyone in CA by like 3-4am lol
Lets play hooky, femanon.

>>33497810
Not again...
OTL
>>33497808
You are allowed to come to your own conclusions. I don't have much more I to say about myself.

>>33497819
Wait how many cali femanons are in here?

>>33497806
Let them eat

>>33497815
In my experience manwhores are some of the biggest misogynists.

California gets so much shit but I love it here it's so beautiful

>>33497823
socal femanon here

man I should move to california

Girls, have you ever felt forced to say "I love you?"
I was with a girl who told me I forced her to be in a relationship with me and tell me I love you, but I literally never told her to. what the fuck?

There was one point where I had just deposited my daily load in her and was like "I've cum in your pussy so many times, you may as well call me your boyfriend haha"

Then when she said I love you, I was literally just asking her if she's ever been in love before and then she told me she loved me. I cried in hiding that night because it was so sweet. I miss her so bad guys. Every time she would put her head on my chest and fall asleep, I cried out of pure love. I MISS HER SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCKKKK HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME???

She also said "It feels like we've been dating for over a year" As if to say the passion has gone or familiarity built very fast?

Can you bitches just stop complaining? life isn't a goddamn disney movie. Dont blame me for your feelings honey.

>>33497830
Are you the one trying to get laid?

>>33497830
So two femanons, three manons? Anyone else?

>>33497819
I'm a man :(

>>33497829
no one truly understands unless they’ve been here!

>>33497832
She also told me she felt safe with me, like what the fuck? I wanted to ask her to marry me but she was giving me mixed signals and I didnt feel safe opening up so much, it might have cost me the relationship, but who the fuck breaks up with someone they're in love with?

>>33497835
nta but dont forget that anon :3 is also a cali femanon

>>33497827
That's true. I've said it here before and was told it's not true and that I was only saying that because I was an ugly incel jealous of handsome chads. I'm not even a man.

>>33497834
i'm the norcal femanon and i am not trying to get laid okay >:(

Any femanons or really any anons at this point lol (i need friends) that live in central caifornia? Honestly I go to the bay pretty often so we could be friends if that's where you're at. LA and further on the other hand...

>>33497829
california is the most chill as fuck state i ever visited i want to move there

>>33497831
Why? You can't afford it, and even if you could, you'd move out after realizing it's shit unless you just vacation all the time.

>>33497834
no i dont know how the fuck you got to that conclusion

>>33497840
It was probably that one myers briggs jeet

>>33497841
I was so tired of norcal girls that I moved to Japan to get laid by european tourists.

>>33497847
Califemanons are sugarmommies?

>>33497829
california on top

Can femanons masturbate the ovulation horniness away?

>>33497855
NAG but i think that just makes it worse?

>>33497855
no usually my vagina really wants the real thing but i dont do hookups i just suffer instead and wait for it to be over

>>33497855
No. I need to feel the cum inside of me. Even protected sex doesn't do it.

>>33497850
kek, who's that?

>>33497851
>moved to Japan to get laid by european tourists
why didn't you just move to europe... is it because they're all brown there now
>>33497853
sure lol

>>33497685
Hey 21M here. Can any women, or even guys comment on this and give your thoughts? Thanks!

>>33497858
>i dont do hookups i just suffer instead and wait for it to be over
That's really hot, I won't lie.

>>33497860
nta
that tracks and explains a lot actually.

>>33497648
The prettiest women in all our childhood cartoons were goth.

>>33497860
Whoa, really? You're able to feel cum inside you?

>>33497870
nta but I can

>>33497865
its really not. makes me feel like an animal :c

"squirting" at least in 99% of porn is just fake right? like they pull out the dildo and just start pissing right?

>>33497845
>born and live in cookie cutter soulless suburbia
>eat mcdonals and cola
>go to public school with mexicans and asians
>the white girls are drugged up and date niggers
>graduate, work part time, go to school, get in debt
>work 9-5, drive fucking everywhere, walk and you get honked at or chased by a dog
>try to get into the music scene but you're in a neighborhood with chainlink fences and barb wire, your widnow gets smashed
>walk around any given downtown and see drugs done in broad daylight
>based faggot truck wigger zoomers roll coal on young families transplanted from the bay they couldn't afford
>Everygirl hits 18 and dies their hair and gets tattoos already fucked 5 guys before you

>>33497877
Or they stuff their pussies with lube

>>33497855
I refuse to masturbate
i will wait for a dick no matter how long it takes

>>33497648
>can a guy explain the goth girl thing to me? Why do guys like goth girls so much?
I like the contrast of black on pale skin. Plus they're usually a little less passive in the relationship than most women.

>>33497870
Yeah, you can.

>>33497877
yes.

>>33497878
not my experience anon

>>33497862
IDK no job there, I guess I could go and try, I've been and there aren't as many browns as the media makes it out, but I also wasn't in the big cities there. I guess if you hit up a small town/village you get what you want in terms of whites., but are probably shunned for being american. I might try it out but will wait until I'm over my French ex so I don't go chasing/stalking her.

>>33497878
t. seething flyoverkek
>inb4 he's ackshually from ca

>>33497864
F 22
It’s nothing. Treat her as a co worker

>>33497877
as someone thats into omorashi, this revelation changes nothing for me

>>33497877
Yes

>>33497868
like who?

>>33497878
This is a very accurate summary

>>33497685
>she says everything I say sounds like bullshit, despite it not being such.
LOL
>I feel like I'm in a 2010s Sonic love triangle fanfic
LMAO
>I'm kinda worried this chick might like me to
Typical 4chan moid

Dude, stop telling this girl fibs. You might not straight up lie, but you probably exaggerate a lot and she thinks it's funny how autistic you are.

>>33497891
i like piss too i just think its gay that they pretend its part of some turbogasm

>>33497874
>its really not. makes me feel like an animal :c
I think it's hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rpj4uJc5Ag
We grow up being told women barely even think about sex.

>>33497886
Find a cutie from QC instead man, they're just as wild!

>>33497885
Greentext it girlie
>>33497862
big fish in small pond theory. japs approach, but shyness/language barrier/shame hurt their game. I approach and it's just so easy to talk and i doesnt afraid of anything
I meet the most beautiful women, and surprisingly was in a relationship with a kind of girl I could never get back home. European women may actually like me more than american ones. I honeslty can't date japs, I just dont get the draw.

>>33497878
so happy im not american

>>33497873
Like the cum itself? Or the guy throbbing when he's cumming?

>>33497901
You mean quebec? This girl literally looked like a greek statue, her face was carved from stone, body was thin with fat in the right places, white, green eyes.. god fucking dammit she was so independent and smart and cool and funny and had great taste I wanna just die. I want my visa dammit!@!!!!

>>33497909
both.

>>33497899
People eat with their eyes first, unfortunately you gotta present things in a way thats palatable for a mass audience

>>33497900
every woman is different anon i personally get very horny on ovulation and some non ovulation days like my period or other phase but i imagine it’s different from man horny

>>33497909
yes both

>>33497760
I gave you some suggestions last thread. Overall, be kinder to yourself. Start building up some self esteem. If you really need skin-to-skin contact in the short term you could try getting a massage?

>>33497886
>>33497903
the cali moids have dated more than me... it's over

How many times a day (or week, or month) do you brush your teef anon?

>>33497605
update, still horny ;-;

>>33497921
Once a day minimum

Ladies,
Would you have sex to the song "livin' in the sunlight, lovin' in the moon light" by Tiny Tim?

>>33497926
you never said where you were

>>33497918
>>33497912
That sounds really intimate

>>33497910
Hell yeah, the white girls there are feisty asf and know how to have a good time. Visas are given out like candy up here so there's no issues for you on that front.

>>33497881
>I refuse to masturbate
>i will wait for a dick no matter how long it takes
How long is your nofap streak?

>>33497926
what's on your mind

>>33497933
not cali

>>33497449 (OP)
I just got here today, how did the last thread get 3,000 replies?
M or F
Did you enjoy the last thread?

>>33497938
Thinking about getting cummed in
I want to feel the sensation of pulsating cock in me

>>33497944
what's your body count

>>33497946
1
what's yours?

>>33497948
62

>>33497648
>can a guy explain the goth girl thing to me? Why do guys like goth girls so much?
Probably similar reasons why women like bad boys.

>>33497950
gross get away from me

>>33497950
chat is this real

>>33497939
NTA. I'm in Seattle.

>>33497956
That's much closer to me than cali

>>33497955
probably
trannies get around

>>33497928
Good boy/girl/nonbinary sentient being!

>>33497613
M
I'm in Los Angeles.

>>33497960
Didn’t participate

>>33497953
what number are you looking for

>>33497959
they do, after all they have three legs

sorry

>>33497966
5 or fewer, ideally less than 3

>>33497605
Fuck off retard and install Tinder, Hinge, Bumble and the Tea apps. Specifically made for this purpose. And there you can actually find men that women can be attracted to, not 5'11 ones Norwooded soft spoken ones.

>>33497968
what do you think about 0

>>33497970
I don't wanna

>>33497958
What should we do with that information?

>>33497974
depends on what you would like to do

>>33497944
me too but waiting to find my forever person otherwise no dick for me :c i want to be pairbonded obsessed with him

>>33497973
Well, retard, all you'll find here are Norwooded males with autism, OCD and weird fetishes that are incompatible with women such as holding hands.

>>33497971
depends on age and why

>>33497886
>>33497910
>>33497903
hey mansluts how do I seduce you >>33497521

>>33497980
insult me more anon.....

>>33497985
tell me that you love me

>>33497977
I hear there's a problem you need a gentleman's help with

>>33497990
yessir, can you help me?

>>33497989
-_- you're not the anons I replied to

>>33497982
what age are you looking for

I had a 20 yo gf and I asked a couple times if she wanted to know my history because she kept implying I was a manslut and she said no. I let it slip that I was in 4 LTRs and she was like "Damn". She was in 1 apparently. Yet, my body count is 10, idk what hers was.

Is a guy's body count a deal breaker for you? It's kind of a given when he's in his mid 30s and you're a hot 20 yo that he's at least hit double digits right?

Do women think it’s bad that I’ve never had a proper relationship or sex yet when I’m nearly 21?

>>33497993
I think I could lend you a hand..

>>33497995
tell me you want me

How do I unlearn years of blackpilling and convincing myself that men and women hate each other?

>>33498003
I need more than a hand..

>>33498004
are you listening to me?

>>33497952
So it's made up and guys don't actually like goth girls?

>>33498006
what do you need

Does "I need to confirm my plans, and then I'll let you know." a way to "let him off gently"? I'm not going to reply until she double texts, idk when that will be but IM HORNY AS FUCK AND I DONT WANT TO FUCK THE FATTY

>>33498006
I'll definitely put everything I have into solving this.

>>33498007
what do you need

I'm super cool but femanons would never date me because they're scared I'm going to send them a pecker pic

>>33497988
You're fat and probably stink. Otherwise you would have friends with sex benefits males available nearby.

>>33498012
>>33498010
which one of you is seattle anon

>>33498009
>So it's made up and guys don't actually like goth girls?
Anon, there's lots of studies on this. Even my own sisters have said they prefer the bad boy type.

This that kitten poster bih

>>33498015
I need the mansluts to (you) me

men how do i reject a guy im not interested in? what do i say so he doesn’t get upset? last time i rejected a man he told me he was killing himself

>>33498021
I think there are two of them. I'm hoping at least one of them is the femanon who posted her hand the other day.

>>33498018
I'm >>33498012

>>33498021
All three of them are equally stupid

Women would you do pic related with anyone?

>last time i rejected a man he told me he was killing himself
lol

>>33498022
ok

>>33498012
I want you to. I’ve been aching for it a long time

>>33498033
how are you a manslut

>>33498023
>men how do i reject a guy im not interested in? what do i say so he doesn’t get upset? last time i rejected a man he told me he was killing himself
Have you gone on any dates/have you been talking? Or is this out of the blue?

>>33498023
Don't worry, we'll not even try any longer. In like 5 years, men will cross the street when they see a woman.

>>33498032
Whats so funny

>>33498019
Yeah, and the studies say that attractive traits result in dark triad behavior, not that the dark triad traits result in being attractive.

>>33498036
we have been talking a few days but im not interested in him

Does anyone else kinda feel bad for women because they're on such a brutal timer? I mean I guess that's how God and nature "keeps things fair" so to speak, but it's still harsh imo.

>>33498041
Youre nkt interested in anyone whos in your league

>>33498035
why do you want to know

When was the last time you went on a date?
For me it was 2022.

>>33498041
Just say things aren't clicking. A girl used that line on me once.

>>33498047
2023

>>33498047
In a past life

>>33497648
If I will go through the trouble of "dating" a woman, which is sickening in of itself, she should be someone I can be attracted to. The same way you want a 6'2 guy with money and expensive clothes and jewelry and cars and a chiselled jawline.

>>33498045
no its not that he is from a different state in north dakota im in connecticut and im not interested in lond distance

>>33498046
your experience with women? I think it's pretty self explanatory

>>33498047
2017

the world is sick, yet women just make it about themselves.
Why are women always such self-centered demonic drama queens?

>>33498047
2023 I think? I was in need of validation at the time. Now I am not pursuing any woman

>>33498047
Never in my 20 years alive

>>33498053
the past is in the past

>>33498051
I get that, but WHY are goth girls specifically attractive?

>>33498047
>2022
fuck anon 3 years is a long time what’s wrong with you?

>>33498000
No I’m the same. I’ve kissed and touched body

>>33498055
holy shit what a painful picture. delete this now.

>>33498058
there is no past is there

>>33498043
No. 10 years is more than enough. 10 years to be at the top of society, get any benefits they want, not work if they don't want to, live with their parents, sleep all day and date successful men.

>>33498055
everyone is the main character of his or her life

I moved my PC into my new place now I don't have to go outside and socialize YAY

>>33498064
do you want to get dirty

seattle anon don't leave me please

>>33498071
oh for fucks sake

>>33498047
M 26
Never

>>33498034
What kind of guy are you looking to meet?

I'm lonely and I miss my ex very much, how do I cope?

>>33498073
you're not very feminine
probably super fat

>>33498076
stop missing your ex

>>33498079
I have a 20.2 BMI

>>33498080
it's impossible I really loved her I still do

>>33498047
Male
It was either December 2023 or January 2024, don't remember exactly.

>>33498060
I gave up on life I guess. Idk. Nothing good ever happens. I tried in the past and when I was doing pretty well and at my peak nothing good ever happened or worked out, that was maybe 7 years ago. Now I'm far below that and I'm not good enough to get back to that point so what's the point when I know even if I do put the work in it doesn't matter. It's almost worse that I was doing well back then, because if I had been trash the whole time I could at least hope doing better would improve my life.

>>33498065
>10 years is more than enough
More like 16 years. 16 to 29 is their peak, then 30 to 32 is the emergency find a safe betabuxxer to settle down and have kids with asap territory.

>>33498075
I'm not really sure
I'm fairly inexperienced and I just want to cum

>>33498082
on a scale where 0 is feminine and 10 is masculine
how do you feel

>>33498055
Men always say this about women, but when a woman complains about a man, they always blame her for choosing wrong or just do everything in their power to absolve the man of any responsibility

Frankly, I usually try to be fair regardless of man or woman, but I notice men don't abide by this either, and always side with the man.

>>33498005
Anyone? I don't want to feel like this anymore.

Girls
How do you feel about being tacked everyday and having this be your existence?

>>33498090
tomboy I guess
mansluts where the fuck did you go

>>33498097
give me the number on the scale 0-10

>>33498091
>all men say this about women but hmmmm I have concluded that it is not true, see how I am special and virtuous in my way of appreciating women
ick

>>33498031
So where do I get a girl who wants to make me give her head

>>33498099
what do you consider a 5

>>33498097
>tomboy I guess
>mansluts where the fuck did you go
I needed to hear tomboy to activate.

>>33498102
and how do you rate your appearance on the scale 0-10
also rate your personality, character

>>33498095
Go outside and form real connections

are you guys mad at me? :(

>>33498107
Useless advice for 400, alex.

>>33498109
Ok stay blackpilled then retard faggot

>>33498100
kys
the fact that you can't get behindthe idea that you should be fair to both sexes and not assign the blame to one party or assume that one party is more at fault shows you're exactly who im talking about and your opinion is dogshit

also, im not a man

>>33498089
>I just want to cum
Oh? Have you thought about taking care of that?

>>33498108
I'm not the anons who were hornyposting with you earlier, but personally it seems kind of pointless beyond a few posts if it's never going to actually go anywhere.

>>33498084
what you love about her? are you not capable of loving other woman?

>>33498110
I wasn't the anon, don't be mad at him. But it IS useless advice.

>>33498112
No I don't want to do it by myself
What are you looking for in a woman?

>>33498047
About a week ago. It was okay, I didn’t feel special about him. He was confident, but too much? I would prefer someone with a kind spirit. Anyways I’m trying to put myself out there

Helloooo no girl wants to receive head?

>>33498115
Ok retard faggot crab

>>33498111
>also, im not a man
cope and seethe, dude

>>33498104
finally
were you one of the anons i originally replied to and is it true that you prefer european girls
>>33498105
>appearance
men shouldn't trust women's self rating of their looks
>personality, character
can't you decide from reading my posts

>>33498087
heal anon

>>33498107
Go where though?
>inb4 bars/clubs

>>33498113
I wasn't hornyposting, I was just lurking

Did you appreciate the pokemon Go summer at the time before realizing it was the last good cultural event before the collapse started?

>>33498121
post picture

Atoga, are we getting ready for the big party?

>>33498129
no

>>33498114
I liked how clingy and obsessive she was, I thought I was capable of loving another woman but I couldn't help but compare her to my ex and kept wishing I was with my ex instead, she ruined me

>>33498128
I appreciate it still..

>>33498116
I like nerdy women, maybe a bit younger, but not too much.

>>33498134
I am indeed nerdy
How old are you looking for, what age range?

>>33498130
why does the food look poopie?

>>33498132
anon many women are clingy and obsessive your ex wasn’t special as much as you think she was

>>33498130
Americans be like
>feeding the poor??
>EEEEWWWWW, FUCKING LOSERS!
>I only eat mass produced slop if it comes in a mcdonalds bag!

>>33498120
you're hanging onto that because without it you would have nothing. and you do have nothing. kys.

>>33498131
seems like you don't attract many people

>>33498113
nta but is this about the caliposting? because 1) i'm saving myself for marriage (not really but still) and 2) kinda messed up how at least one of you gave up on cali girls because you think we're all whores :(

>>33498140
projecting

>>33498133
You know what I mean, anon. You aren't gonna go to the corner where a gym is and run into a bunch of people from all different age groups all hanging out.

I think you should leave.

>>33498135
I'm 32, so 28-33.

>>33498141
why should I post a picture of myself for some loser to jerk off to

>>33498122
I can't do it from my end at this point. It is what it is.

>>33498091
>a woman complains about a man
Stopped reading

men
we have established that cali girls are all toxic whores who shouldnt be touched with a 10 foot pole
would you ever date a maryland girl

>>33498147
I'm a little younger than that
Also i'm getting sleepy ;-;
Did you want to leave your contact?

>>33498142
That wasn't me, but personally I wouldn't date anyone who was foolish enough to still be living in SoCal or NYC or places like that.

>>33498121
>finally
>were you one of the anons i originally replied to and is it true that you prefer european girls
Yes.
Depends on the country, but generally yes.

>>33498151
Im from Romania...

>>33498139
Foreigners be like
>Americans
>Americans
>Americans
>Americans

>>33498151
Not from Baltimore, but maybe from other parts of the state.

>>33498150
I shouldn't dignify this with an answer, but I'll give you a chance: what's your problem with the phrasing?

>>33498151
>would you ever date a maryland girl
yeah certainly

>>33498137
yeah but there were many other things that made her special to me I just really loved her she was special to me!

>>33498158
I thought european girls were submissive
what tomboy attributes are you into

>>33498145
Yeah it was fun. Bit intimidating, I was 13 at the time and adults would come up to me and talk. Maybe it was me, I wasn’t confident yet. I remember everyone started running because someone said they caught a gyarados

>>33498144
k
y
s

>>33498139
I work with Indian people, and on more than one occasion they've professed the health benefits of cow piss and shit to me.

>>33498164
did you even meet her irl or is this one of those exes in online realms anon

>>33498125
Events in your city

>>33498159
A Romanian girl? Do you mind if I tackle you and cover you in kisses?

>>33498160
Nta. That’s Americans. They are so obsessed about themselves

are you guys actually racist or just being edgy?

>>33498169
cope and seethe faggot

>>33498161
understandable desu

>>33498176
self
your
kill

>>33498170
No they didn't. Or you work like a retard peasant tier job and that's you're problem, and you probably encounter good ol' boyz who profess the health benefits of eating raw roadkill liver.

>>33498174
Really? That's the angle you're going with after Americans were brought up for no reason for something unrelated?

>>33498175
I’m not racist or edgy, but you know fuck koreans! jk I like them

>>33498170
Have you ever tried it?

>>33498154
I don't think I can go much younger. I'm sorry :/

>>33498184
God white people are so weak.

>>33498185
I'm killing myself

>>33498151
>we have established that cali girls are all toxic whores who shouldnt be touched with a 10 foot pole
lies and slander
>>33498156
the smaller towns on the outskirts of sf are nice :c

>>33498173
Sure. But are you inti music? My last boyfriend was a musician and he'd have concerts attended by hundreds of people

>>33498182
I mean I enjoy racist humor if it's actually funny but I'm not actually racist

>>33498189
wait

>>33498165
Maybe slavic girls are.

I like banter, competitiveness, spiritedness, short hair, less feminine clothing.

>>33498189
Please don't, I just don't want to be the creepy older guy.

>>33498191
I danced my ass of at some club in Indiana over a weekend and then found myself having my picture taken with four 18 year old girls for being "famous" in Indianapolis a few weeks later on account of my moves. Does that count?

>>33498194
>banter, competitiveness, spiritedness, short hair, less feminine clothing.
if that's what you like then wouldn't Americans fit the bill more

>>33498192
I dont really and i wouldn’t trust you about it. Specially not here

>>33498180
I make six figures, as do many of the Indians I work with. And yes, they definitely did.

>>33498194
How short? Male level sort or shoulder high?

>>33498198
There would hardly be an age gap
It's okay though I'll just find some normie I guess since 4chan guys don't want me

How do you guys afford to travel so much? Am I the only poorfag here?

>>33498200
Not in my experience. American girls are more Hip hop, art hoe, or prep depending on social class.

>>33498190
>insane traffic
>millions of dollars for a tiny house
>flooded with immigrants
>loaded up with stupid state and municipal laws
No thanks.

>>33498201
I mean I personally don't go around making racist jokes but I mean when I hear someone telling a racist joke I don't really care

>>33498203
I like pixie cuts.

>>33498175
If you're not at least a little bit racist, you're not paying attention.

>>33498205
I'm from a highly educated family

>>33498204
I should've asked about age sooner, I'm sorry.
I wasn't the only anon flirting with you though.

>>33498205
I’m also a poorfag

Women
I’m sick in the hospital, it’s 3 am, I can’t sleep, and I feel the pain coming back
Can y’all say something nice to me that I can hold onto in my head to ease my pain?

>>33498216
You were the closet one to me
You're evil

>>33498175
I'm not racist, but I think we all have to admit some "racist" talking points aren't just that. For example India IS dirty and men there ARE rapists. Black men DO bring children into the world with multiple women then take 0 responsibiity. Also, other races in general care less about animals than white people. White people however abuse their animals differently: they don't walk them, they overfeed them, they declaw them... all while narcissistically believing they're great animal owners.Ah, and Muslims are in fact intolerant about other religions.

Anyway, my point is it's not racism to admit the faults of different cultures, races... But there are people who think admitting any of that = racism. For eg, does racism against black people exist? But is every case where a black person gets shot racism? No. But if you say that, black people will say you're racist. And I can't get behind whole-sale ideologies.

do any of you feel
>i am two-faced

>>33498220
Phil Lynott was based

>>33498202
Very good for your health saar

>>33498223
No, I am not Janus

>>33498206
I don't know about any of that but I like video games and anime, pretty standard affair these days though

>>33498211
Well thats ok but that haircut is mostly worn by older women in my country so Ive developed a stereotype regarding it the past 2-3 yrs

>>33498222
For eg, does racism against black people exist? Yes*

>>33498222
yeah I agree with this

>>33498222
Indian's are a vibrant and and expressive people we have so much to learn from their amazing people

>>33498216
>>33498221
look how she tries to manipulate you
you were right to disdain her
young lady aint nothing but trouble
dark and stormy like an angry cloud

this ain't /pol/
we discuss gender issues
not race issues

>>33498237
yeah i hate indians as much as the next anon but shitting up the thread talking about them is not it

harvest moon >>>> animal crossing

>>33498231
<3
>>33498232
He's trying to take cover from the rain, while the rain is a great cover for why his shorts will be wet

>>33498234
No, I think she's right to be pissed off. I shouldn't assume a woman on here is 28+
I basically led her on.

Sometimes I wonder how attractive y'all really are

>>33498240
THIS

>>33498243
We're below average. Why would you doubt that?

As a dude, are cum tributes a lame way to simulate eroticism? I don't particularly get off the transgression part and it doesn't really sit well with my spirit to some degree.

>>33498241
India has the best engineers compared to any other country in the world!

>>33498246
Because an alarming number of you are consensual sex-havers

>>33498220
Get the nurse and ask if they have something for the pain.
Think about all the things you want to do when you feel better, odaiji ni

>>33498244
finally someone that agrees with me :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32rdAG3Q5cs

>>33498249
why is that alarming
even the biggest incel warren is going to have some sex havers statistically

>>33498240
I don’t think anyone would object to this

>>33498243
I am painfully middling. Well, maybe a 4 because I'm a skinnyfat wretch, but on my good days I'm just normal, and on great days I can believe in myself to be a 6.

>>33498024
kittenposter posted her hand?

>>33498243
hmm my gf used to say I was cute but I never believed her (because no self esteem) and she's gone now so I believe her even less now

>>33498253
I've said this before many times and people always disagree with me

>>33498251
Nostalgia!
The gamecube had the best games.

>>33498252
There are at least 10 of you out of currently 50 posters at most. An incel warren should not have this many sex-havers.

chilled peach oolong tea mixed with seltzer water

what's your sip of choice, foids?

>>33498240
nah there are some bad harvest moon games

>>33498243
I used to take women's breath away, but I think I'm too old, big, and scary for that now.

>>33498261
Green tea. Sencha.

>>33498243
7/10

>>33498261
I love a traditional indian mango lassi

>>33498243
I'm a 9.5/10 male I just have a lot of tragedy

>>33498255
I don't think it was her. The femanon who did it was Asian and didn't post any kittens.

>>33498271
Bait

>>33498243
M
I'm a solid 3/10

>>33498271
You must get Narcs and BPDemons trying to exploit that

Need a femanon to be my gf and fix me

>>33498271
>I just have a lot of tragedy
do tell

>>33498272
We can please take photos with femanon

Good to see ENTJ accepting himself

>>33498276
I don't want to be fixed I just want a gf

>>33498275
>>33498271

Did someone say NARC and 9.5/10

>>33498228
Where are you from?

>>33498279
why isn't he permabanned?

>>33498243
M
Hideous/10.

> It is what it is...

>>33498243
My GF says I'm really handsome, and hers is the only opinion that matters, so I'm clearly a 10/10. However, she doesn't suck my dick, so I have to question how attractive she really finds me.

>>33498281
I was on /pol/ when the ayy pic was posted

>>33498287
Either too small or too smelly

>>33498285
Ban evasion is a joke

>>33498276
Probably couldn't.

>>33498232
Snowbunnies are wild!

>>33498276
sure thing, honeybuns!
put your stuff inside the hose clamp and we'll get you fixed

>>33498290
She can't deepthroat it all the way and I keep it very clean. I don't get it.

>>33498287
some women just aren't into that

>>33498291
i used to pester the mods on irc to lift my more retarded bans instead of evading them

>>33498294
No, not like that
>>33498292
Why do you say that?

Mother walked into my at bedroom at 7am to get something and saw me playing video games. She is talking about killing her self. I am 23 years old. Should I get a job and actually do something with my life? I really don't want to. It's not like I spend any money I am really a not a big expense she just needs to feed me. I never asked to be born fuck this.

why is it that some people can you sth personal about themselves and seem vulnerable and open while others trauma dumping and oversharing? and no i promise their looks have nothing to do with that, bc in the first case idon't even know what they look like

>>33498283
Balkans/eastern europe

>>33498302
what games

>>33498302
Faggot

>>33498302
>She is talking about killing her self
Why?

>>33498306
demon souls

>>33498288
He looks like an angel. Literally

>>33498302
Do you want to save your mother?
Do you have any family?
Your mom doing that would be a easy way to guilt trip a family member into taking you in.

>>33498303
Unconscious comforts meeting with certain actions that other person takes

>>33498304
hi

>>33498310
great choice

>>33498310
nice

>>33498309
Because I don't have any friends don't go out and this is apparently a bad thing. Says she can't take it anymore

>>33498302
You nig, get off the console and get a shit job. Unironically, try and get an education. I'm about your age and I do hate my job but I won't let my mom suffer in keeping me alive.

>>33498317
I'm about to start uni again this. I am just waiting for this and I'll turn my life around.

Euro Femanons.

>>33498297
When we were first getting together, she said she was very much into it.

>>33498310
Massive faggot

>>33498316
You could try and make some online friends. But that's a weirdly manipulative thing for her to say.

>>33498319
this year.

>>33498304
>Balkans
Ugh, you're probably cute.

>>33498322
>>33498307