Thread 33504073

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33500794

>>33504073 (OP)
First for femcels finding love

>>33504073 (OP)
>You'll never experience picrel

Why live?

>>33504082
>Have you moids spent almost a thousand dollars on sex toys and sex paraphernalia over the past couple years?

I haven't. I have spent about ~$300 on sex toys and sex paraphernalia while in a past relationship (ie. for her). I am considerate to the fact that there might be a gender difference in how useful a sex toy is.

>>33504082
I probably would have if I couldn't just use my hand desu
What sex toys are even there for moids? blow up dolls? fleshlights? idek

I've spent around $400 on anime girls, that's more than I've ever spent on all my dates combined

>hump day
>femanons aren't being humped

>>33504093
>>33504094
M, I'd guess I've probably spent around $500 over the years, never found anything that beat just using my hand though.

>>33504093
Well that still puts you in a similar demographic as me. Most people, in my experience, own MAYBE one toy, if any at all. And they certainly don't typically buy them alone for themselves; it's usually a way for couples to spice things up. You can see where that'd clash with the idea of a sex toy hoarder.
>>33504094
There are a lot, but idk if they're any good. I got a free vibrating cock ring from a Valentine's Day promotional gift with some sales, and putting it on a dildo was so unsatisfying. I can't imagine being on the other end of it would be pleasant either.

>>33504096
>I'd admittedly be disappointed it took him that long to understand that I'm very open to most things in the context of sex in a relationship. But we're not talking about me, I'm talking about making a rule that'd apply to all men I could possibly date. I want my approach to introducing my collection to be as universally safe as possible by default, with adjustments made to the timing, context, etc made as I learn more about the guy. Like I said, at the bare minimum, marriage would be the only universal sign from a man that he'd be willing to put up with my weird collection.
Marriage is too far. A guy doesn't want a to find out you've been keeping things from him until after marriage.

>>33504101
Let's be real. Men are natural coombrains, the only reason why they aren't spending money on such things is because such things don't work for men. You're probably a lot more in the clear than you think.

Why should I ever suck the organ moids use to pee? Give me one reason

>>33504073 (OP)
>op complaints about incels but not femcels
White knights are so pathetic

>>33504115
You don't have to lick the part where pee comes from.

>>33504098
i'd hump a pillow but unfortunately i cannot

>>33504115
I can't. I think it's weird. I mean sometimes your faces are so pretty I want to blast my cock through your skull, but the whole oral sex thing just doesn't make sense to me as a moid. I have no issues with a foid who doesn't anything to do with that.

>>33504095
I think I've spent around 1.5k in total including all the dates and escorts.

>>33504101
why would you put a cock ring on a dildo? is this some sort of zizek bit? https://youtu.be/Zm5tpQp6sT4?t=1466

Women, do any of you like male feet?

>>33504115
why should I kiss the organ foids use to vomit?

I'm reminded of a story I heard once. Some people accidentally walked in on a woman going to town with "the craziest and largest dildo you could imagine." Men really wanted to know the details- curious about it all and who- they were not at all repulsed by it.

>>33504129
I'd prefer male penis

>>33504133
That works too.

>>33504131
What is there to object to if she's doing it in private?

>>33504095
I’ve spent $5000+ dollars on rule 34/hentai drawings
and from what I’ve seen, that’s nothing compared to other people

>>33504098
I have toys waiting on me, I’ll make it work

State gender
Fuck, marry, kill

>>33504115
You don't have to lol
But I can shower first...

>>33504073 (OP)
>>33504043
>There are plenty who would probably like being your first (whether for something casual or serious)
Even for an old 24 year old? That seems pathetic of me at this age to not have any experience

>>33504129
We can put our soles together while we play vidya

>>33504148
M
Don't know who the fuck are they. From left to right fuck, marry and kill.

>>33504148
I have no idea who these people are but
Fuck left
Marry right
Kill middle soz
>>33504151
24 is not old lol

>>33504154
I second this statement.
F

>>33504148
M
how am I supposed to do that they're drawings

>>33504152
Unironically that doesn't sound too bad.

>>33504155
Too old to never have had friends or a girlfriend. I'm always told I'm emotionless so I'm not good enough for anyone if I'm boring

>>33504148
Marry left
Fuck left

>>33504148
F
I don’t know who they are. Fuck big boobs, marry middle one and kill flustered

>>33504160
We could even interlock toesies while I feed ya snacks lol

>>33504166
Lol, we could toss each other snacks every time we win or something.

>>33504161
girlfriends are boring too. the beauty of a relationship is being able to be boring together

>>33504113
I wouldn't consider it "keeping things from him" if I just didn't involve him in my masturbation habits. But I see what you're saying.

>>33504167
OMG double points if you can throw it into my mouth and make it, first try.

>>33504161
>always told I'm emotionless
Maybe you could try to be a bit more open and expressive? Idk easier said than done desu but I guess you can practice it
And lots of people are "boring" lol. If anything it's better to be like that and more calm and stable. I've gotten the opposite complaint where people have said I'm intense and exhausting lol

>>33504168
But no one, man or woman, wants a boring partner, so in SOL. it feels like I'll always be defective and hate myself for this and can't succeed in anything

>>33504148
I wish brown girls with big tits, dark hair and glasses were real

>>33504173
>I've gotten the opposite complaint where people have said I'm intense and exhausting lol
At get girls still like you and know you exist

>>33504170
Some people are very self concious about their masterbation habits and others are more exibitionists and want to share it. Like.. yes please wake me up, standing over me while you stroke to completion, I wont be mad when you squeeze my cheeks together so my mouth is open just enough to drizzle your nut against my lips and tounge.
But I have never said that to a boyfriend.. much less a stranger

>>33504172
All I have to do is interlock your feet with mine to get them out of the way and aim with the golden spiral. You're fed, you're welcome.

>>33504176
I am boring. Work, come home, clean / feed / bath, sleep do it all again. Occassional outting on special days.

Women, the reason why you suddenly stop chatting as often as before is because you've found a more interesting man to talk to, right?

>>33504154
>>33504155
>>33504159
>>33504164
You don't need to know who they are, but I'm concerned that people don't know who Hanekawa is.

>>33504179
>Like.. yes please wake me up, standing over me while you stroke to completion, I wont be mad when you squeeze my cheeks together so my mouth is open just enough to drizzle your nut against my lips and tounge.
>But I have never said that to a boyfriend..
I'm trying to comprehend what I just read

>>33504180
now imagine this in the bath tub, because girlfriend duties often include bathing moid so he would be all fresh and clean.
mmmmm moid smell

>>33504179
I cannot describe how foul of a picture you've managed to paint in a single post, but I can at least appreciate the passion behind it. I'm going to go vom, but I support your willingness to be open with a guy.

>>33504182

Don't be a penpal. It prevents you from making a proper first impression and she will get bored quickly.

Try to meet up with her as soon as possible and make it clear you're too busy to spend your life texting.

Day 2 still have cramps got even less sleep and my bathroom smells like dog surgery

>>33504177
>big tits
Another daily dose of depression.

>>33504184
>>33504190
okok.. i will keep my shit fantasies to myself and will no longer be cringe.

>>33504183
No clue

>>33504188
Sounds nice, I'd let you wash me. Do you really like the smell that much?

>>33504197
I just really, really, really don't like the idea of being came on.

Both genders
Im getting gallbladder removal surgery today, and should be out of the hospital tomorrow. I haven’t eaten an actual piece of solid food (Toast) since like
What meal should I get myself on my way home

>>33504197
NTA I thought it was interesting.

>>33504179
>please wake me up, standing over me while you stroke to completion, I wont be mad when you squeeze my cheeks together so my mouth is open just enough to drizzle your nut against my lips and tounge
ngl that's kinda hot

>>33504202
orange chicken

>>33504178
Not really lol

>>33504202
Low fat, low fiber.
Get sushi.

>>33504193
>bathroom smells like dog surgery
Lol
How long do they usually last? ): take it easy and be kind to yourself
>>33504202
Fish and chip Friday

>>33504196
Don't worry femanon I'm just making shit up based on the picture! I don't really care

>>33504211
Doesn’t sushi have oils?

Women
Why the fuck do you cry so much

>>33504199
I am blind so my spidy senses be real. Male pheramones are top notch. There are very few men I have smelled that have been ingrained in my senses. Some smells I literally cannot stand.

If I am starving but I really want an incredible healthy 3 course meal, am I meant to reject any snacks people offer me? The snacks are unhealthy and short lived, but they are available while the meal is not

>>33504201
As a female, I have squirted on a guy before. Not too different

>>33504202
bean burritos

>>33504229
So you peed on a guy before

>>33504223
Lol, that's nice. I don't know if I have a particular smell tho, I only notice my own smell when I sweat.

Foids why are you all evil whores and why won't you answer my loaded questions?

>>33504205
maybe one day I will have a bf who would like to induldge in my fantasies

>>33504229
Did he ask you to do it?

>>33504233
were simply too dumb to give proper responses

Yea, I’m trans. I’m transcending into a higher form of consciousness of that dab pen my nigga

>>33504224
a snack to satisfy you until it is reasonable to fast for your meal

>>33504234
NTA
I'd be willing to do that if we talked about it beforehand, I don't think it's that extreme.

>>33504231
Omg I have had this arguement so many times on here. There are protiens in a saline solution. ITS NOT PEE but yes, I have peed on a man before.

>>33504197
I'm not sure I could actually do it, but my moid brain thought it was hot

>>33504229
Cum is way grosser. Smell, texture, etc. Also it's full of tiny little burrowing swimmers.

>>33504232
That is the good smell

>>33504236
uhh no. you cant control it

>>33504242
Girl it’s pee
Why are we pretending squirt isnt pee

>>33504181
What's your point?
>>33504210
Then how do I be good enough for people?I'm not normal enough and want to be happy like they are

>>33504247
*eyeroll
I don't have the energy to argue today. Please consult Dr. Google

This piss talk is disgusting. It's smelly and not supposed to be sexual. It's never the hot girls who have this fetish also.

>>33504251
>What's your point
Everyone is boring

>>33504245
>That is the good smell

Good to know, I'll trap your head in my armpit then.

>>33504244
yum. breakfast

>>33504245
>uhh no. you cant control it

I was asking if you squirted on him because he asked you to or just happened like that. I'm guessing the latter.

>>33504253
Yes, I am an ugly, brainded, no makeup wearin ass foid

>>33504252
>from the urethra
That’s pee.

>>33504259
It just happened. Never intentional and havnt done it since like, January.

>TFW I can't get a job despite sending applications out and getting interviews.
I don't get it, I'm a woman, and according to men that means I should already have a job by now due to DEI. Yet here I am, still a neat.

>>33504256
But I'm TOO boring. I don't know how to be good enough

>>33504266
>Still a NEET

>>33504266
Ask JH how she got her non-job.

>>33504265
I see. I'd help you learn to do it whenever you want.

If I want an incredible loving relationship, but I can’t find one and don’t know if I ever will, and I am offered uncommitted flings, do I reject them on the basis I might find something better, or take what I can get?

>>33504240

>>33504253
My ex was pretty hot and she liked pee

>>33504202
you should get some really, really, really good tacos

>slow-cooked pork carnitas topped with cilantro, onion, guacamole & crunchy chicharron
>battered basa topped with cabbage & pico de gallo finished with a chipotle & lime aioli
>pepper cream flambéed scallops topped with mexican squash, green onions, bacon & cotija cheese on a flour tortilla
>Grilled Salmon filet, rubbed with citrus achiote spice over a bed of guacamole topped with arugula, cucumber, onion, tomato & pineapple finished with a creamy serrano chili salsa & cotija cheese sprinkle
>golden fried basa with cabbage, tomato, pickled red onions, habanero & strawberry drizzle with cilantro, chipotle aioli and micro greens

>>33504148
M
I marry the one in the middle and I only have sex with her because premarital sex is immoral and I don't kill any of them because I have no reason to kill them

>>33504177
small boobs are better

I hate dogs

>>33504148
F
Why would I kill any of them, I'm also a woman with dark hair and glasses, and I'd never kill my own kind. I would however marry the one on the right because she's the cutest.

Relationships be like

>>33504196
larger boobs are purchasable and large boobs on the flat frame are always the hottest so with a little $ or by getting a wealthy guy to pay for it you can be the dream version of yourself

>I don't want virgins they are le prudes, women with experience are better
this is cope right? I took a virginity and now she basically does anything for me, I think this "experience" thing may be a meme

>>33504266
DEI window is closing as the economy deteriorates too much to support our societal fat. You should have gotten into HR during the Biden years, luckily being a woman you've got a shitload of government programs so you won't end up on the streets or have to take a McJob to survive.

>>33504267
Me either and I am a girl.. do you have suggestions?
Watch movie, eat hotdog, play console, ask 20 questions, maybe snuggle, build model project, tickle fight? sleep? make out?

>>33504277
Go cry to /r/dogfree

>>33504279
>this is how foids think.
depressing

>>33504177
that's my gf, white supremacists are missing out fr fr

>>33504271
Idk. I'm rejecting the flings because they don't genuinely like me. Had one ask me to come over yesterday and I left him on read for the third month now.

>>33504286
But I'm a moid

>>33504283
What makes you boring? I feel like I never developed a soul as a child, as if my parents held it back so they wouldn't have to do any more work than they wanted to

>>33504266
Diagnosis: you are very bad at interviews

>>33504269
I'm keeping a whole department afloat. Suck my ass.

>>33504291
that's even worse.

I found white goth JH

>>33504222
I don't know, I don't.

>>33504296
>I'm keeping a whole department afloat. Suck my ass.
:sssuuuuu-suu-suu-su-suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck:
mmmmmm

>>33504297
How so

>>33504279
mmmm... i want to eat ice cream now.

I’m a woman but I don’t understand women. If I show them men I’m attracted to and they find them ugly, I get torn to shreds. If I show them men I’m attracted to that are out of my league, they laugh at me too. I think females really are just jealous bitches even the “feminists” who think they have decentered men like if you’ve decentered them why are you CONSTANTLY talking about them. Even if you’re just complaining why are you dedicating so much energy to something you hate. Women hating men too. Youre all fucking retards actually I don’t know why I listen to any of you about anhthing I wouldn’t take advice from you people on how to wipe my ass

>>33504183
she just looks like every other generic anime girl

>>33504279
I have to post it now

>>33504183
Hanekawa's not bad, but I'm more of a Suruga and Mayoi fan.

>>33504298
How fat is her ass?

>>33504304
same i dont really hate other women at all i just get worried and scared around them so i dont talk to them. well i dont talk to men either and they’re scary in their own way but it feels worse with women because you’re supposed to be the same as them.

>>33504305
Uncultured swine

>>33504309
Very
Upon further inspection, she’s nothing like JH kek
Drainerdia

>>33504251
>how do I be good enough for people?I'm
You probably already are bro and they're just more confident than you
I'm sure you're not as bad as you think

>>33504304
>>33504310
Moid hands

>>33504266
Well if you're getting interviews that's a good sign that your resume etc. is OK, unfortunately getting a job can be a numbers game and you just have to keep at it. I hope you find something soon (:
>>33504271
>take what I can get
You should only take what you want to do and will make you happy

>>33504304
take the man-pill

>>33504310
I find it easier to talk to women but they are so much more slimey than men in a way. I hate that I’ve become that way too

>>33504295
Not necessarily true, if there are a lot of other people interviewing alongside her, sometimes it's just luck of the draw
I've had interviews that I thought went terribly and I still got the job, I've had others I thought went really well but didn't

>>33504304
They sound mean and I would be annoyed too in your shoes... you don't have to be like them anon

>>33504313
How am I supposed to gain confidence if I was never liked enough to have someone to be confident about?

>>33504312
There can be only one...
>Jizz Highlander

>>33504312
Is she Jizz Lover instead?

And girls with boyfriends are always the FIRST to insult other girls boyfriends or dates or crushes. Fuck you you have been fucking the ugliest most annoying creature for 7 years and think you can insult other people for their choice in partner? What’s wrong with these people? Do normies really think they’re better than everyone else because they settled for some guy from high school Gay Straight Alliance club?

>>33504322
Confidence should come from within bruh... and practice makes perfect
There must be some things that you like about yourself or at least can attempt to like lol
Else fake it til you make it...

>>33504325
Invite her here

I hate bisexual men they are somehow more misogynistic than gay men

>>33504312
Man I can't even get into ethots anymore
The hottest girl I can think of is the shy, dorky girl I see on the bus occasionally

>>33504322
You pretend that you are and then you start believing that you are

>>33504329
based

>>33504329
Women judge them very harshly for being gay, please understand

Is it okay to reject someone from a dating app because they live too far? I accidentally swiped before realizing and now I feel bad

>>33504322
Why does your confidence need to come from others?

I love when my girlfriend wears lingerie. How to convince her to wear it more, for example under her clothes when we go into town. She doesn't want to do it and I would really love if she did. Is there a correct approach here ? I already asked but she laughs, just say no and change the subject. I don't want to be too forceful.

>>33504331
Yeah agree. Kinda grew out of it too. An actual natural fat ass is way better than anglefrauding e-thots

>>33504331
give her my number

>>33504335
Yes.
Explain to them.

>>33504335
yes

>>33504335
Sorry you are going to need to leave your job, family and friends and move there that is just the rules

>>33504335
Yes. Don't feel bad, you don't know each other.

>>33504148
Male
Marry middle one (sexy, of sane mind), fuck left one (crazy, hot, I'll cum so hard), kill right one (insecure, mentally ill, probably prude and retarded based on her clothes, looks like a mudslime garment)

>>33504344
>You stupid foid, you need to accept the fake affection of men who don't actually love you and only want to fuck you!

>>33504270
how?

>>33504336
Where else would it come from? What's the point of it? You just told me I should be confident because it's better to show others you're confident >>33504313
Why else riykd you say that others are more confident?
>>33504332
How do I do that when I don't have a personality? No one truly cares about Mr because I don't have enough good emotions to express for other's benefit

>>33504327
Mom got unlucky with someone worthless that she has to pretend to love. I have nothing

>>33504340
I've only talked to her once and barely at that
She dropped a water bottle and it rolled away, I went and picked it up because she was busy on her laptop

>>33504329
>I hate bisexual men they are somehow more misogynistic than gay men
Gay men are xtimes more bitchier than women not all just some and very hypocritical in spite of being homos

>>33504279
I don't get it.

>>33504294
I am a ginger so I never had a soul to begin with. Mundane routine, lack of drive and desire after chores and no hobbies is what makes me boring.

Hey anons, does it really count as my wife's son is she was a widow?

>>33504277
You probably hurt dogs, you're awful

>>33504346
>female rejects any male that is less than a 9/10 and have a million dollars
>It's somehow men faults
You're retarded. Stop eating glue.

>>33504311
watch better anime anon

>>33504348
>Where else would it come from? What's the point of it? You just told me
First off, that was my first post in the thread at all actually, so my bad for the confusion.
Confidence should come from being unashamed of who you are, embracing what you're good at, acknowledging that there are genuinely people a lot worse than you in any way you can imagine.

>>33504354
Dogfuckers are retarded

I want a flat gf to cuddle and give lots of forehead kisses

that's all thanks for reading my blogpost

>>33504353
Not if you're the reason

>>33504355
Yes women are all shallow whores in your fantasy world. By the way, are you aware of the fact that women are more willing to message men they don't find attractive on dating apps whereas men are far less likely to message women they don't find attractive on those apps? But please, continue to lie.

>>33504202
Soups broth soups, remember to not eat greasy shit. Also drink spinach soup, it'll help you poop and give you energy.

>>33504298
So not me at all.
>>33504301
Mosquitos shouldn't post ITT.

>>33504357
NTA
The Monogatari series is literally one of the highest rated anime in Japan. Pretty important to watch if you like anime.

>>33504288
Black woman?

I want to be a flat gf

>>33504347
Apprently it can be sort of "controlled" and be done more easily if you train it. If you wanted to, I'd love to find out what makes it easier to do for you so you can do it more often.

>>33504360
I want to get my fake boobs removed. De-titify fundraiser of should I keep em?

>>33504364
Pass lat

I prefer larger tits

>>33504304
I want femanon friends so bad. I'm not jealous of you. I want better for you. Why does everyone have to be so mean.

>>33504348
> I don't have a personality
This is a useless thought. You need to know what you have and what you have not. What traits do you have or would you want to have? Are you good at small talk or do you want to be? What would a perfect Idealized version of you look like? First stop being clueless about who you are then you can try and improoov things

>>33504368
I will sit on you until you are as flat as our Earth under the firmament.

>>33504352
I have hobbies but it's stuff nobody cares about so I may as well not have any. I play video games but who the fuck doesn't? That doesn't stand out or sound cool

>>33504358
>Confidence should come from being unashamed of who you are
Impossible

>>33504362
>women are more willing to message men they don't find attractive
Nta but Im unattractive as fuck, why am I not getting this flood of messages?

>>33504366
NTA
Doesn't the "Xgatari" have like 9 different animes?

>>33504379
Yes, that's due to it being based off of a light novel series.

>>33504374
>You need to know what you have and what you have not.
Isn't that what I've already told and shown you?
>What would a perfect Idealized version of you look like?
Literally anyone but me. They all have souls. I don't. I'm not cared about

>>33504362
Women should learn to take better pictures them

Tell me you love me

>>33504372
They will sag, smell and as long as your gf exercises and keeps her boobs healthy it'll be okay, if she doesnt, youll have to wash her saggy deteriorating tits when shes old.

>>33504376
>Impossible
How do you know? You won't try.

>>33504383
>Men don't message women because they take bad pictures
>But women are the shallow ones, not men

>>33504382
> Literally anyone but me.
So you are clueless and just want to bitch and moan

>>33504364
>Mosquitos shouldn't post ITT.
Except mosquito girls. They're very welcome.

>>33504384
Why not, I love you.

>>33504389
Yes

>>33504362
>women are more likely to message men they don't find attractive
When you claim 80% of men are unattractive then yeah that's just kind of how the math plays out, men only think like 20-30% of women are unattractive so naturally they're going to message fewer women they find "unattractive" this doesn't prove women are somehow not shallow like you think it does.

>>33504386
honk honk

>>33504391
How do I get mosquito gf to drain me dry while we have sex?

>nonstop crackling and popping in both ears with ears that feel like they're underwater and liquidy earwax very slowly building up in both and pain
help what is this, am I gonna die? I'm a moid I don't go to the doctor I always just sleep it off because of society. if I die from this are foids going to think "good riddance" again?

>>33504392
More
Tell me how it feels when fire dances under your skin

>>33504379
They are basically different arcs from the same series.

>>33504395
There's the cope. If women are such shallow whores, they wouldn't be messaging 80% of men in the first place.

>>33504362
This is 100% false. Men are at a HUGE disadvantage in online dating. Every fucking metrics shows it so you totally pulled that one out of your ass. The real problem is not men vs women, it's the massive acceleration of individualism in our society. So stop hating every men/women you see, put down your phone, turn on your brain and give some guys/girls a chance.

>>33504398
Open your window and fill your room with stagnant water.

>>33504397
Clown world clown world. However I'm right. Now a days the somewhat young generation some of the want to keep healthy in case.

>>33504403
>Muh individualism is evil
Stopped reading there. I will not live in a pod and eat bugs, fuck you.

>>33504403
Here is the mem version of the same study so you can compare.

>>33504346
You have to let somebody date you to fall in love with you in the first place

>>33504408
How about I don't want to date simps who only see me as a sex object?

>>33504405
honk is just what you say when you grab big tit, love me a honk me

>>33504326
I guess they're just insecure so latch onto that as a form of self worth "haha I have a bf and you don't" these people are saddos lol, don't let them get to you

>>33504370
I think you should remove them, but what do (you) want? if you want to remove them then you should, did someone make you get fake boobs or you decided to get them yourself?

>>33504410
Then you got me, lucky you.

>>33504335
Of course it is lol, just explain
I remember this would happen a lot when I used apps where I matched someone and it said like 100 miles away cause they'd been travelling or whatever kek

>>33504357
Left is the only one with average reviews.
Center is one of the most popular and critically acclaimed artsy anime of the last 15 years.
Right is the top rated manga in the erotic category in Mangadex.

>>33504391
bee girls are superior

>>33504400
Not good with romantic metaphors.

Feels like I want to join the fire and dance at the beat of the world. When you feel it, you know that's what it's all about.

>>33504338
>I already asked but she laughs, just say no and change the subject
Then respect her wishes bro, clearly she doesn't want to
>>33504348
>Why else would you say that others are more confident
Idk I guess most people just aren't as mentally ill as us lol and had their confidence shot growing up
But it doesn't mean you're undeserving
Sorry about your mom btw

>>33504419
Well I can't argue that.

>>33504391
I know men want to be sucked, but that's not going to end well.

>>33504410
well yeah the primary reason men get interested in women is because of sexuality, the dating step is there to establish if there is a more concrete connection or alignment
you think men are just going to be interested in you despite having no opportunity to have further explore interest in you, that's just silly

>>33504399
No idea but maybe you need an ear syringe or smth, def try to see a doctor...
>>33504419
Based Darkstalkers poster

>>33504425
I can fix her!

can I find a gf by hanging out in a cemetery?

>>33504427
>well yeah the primary reason men get interested in women is because of sexuality
>Somehow women are the shallow ones

>>33504431
No. She needs to be alive. Try places where people are usually not dead.

>>33504428
I'm a self-respecting american moid in the 21st century I can't go to the doctor

I come to atoga to practice my gaslighting skills

>>33504439
No you don't.

>>33504438
Are you scared of the doctor or what?

>>33504410
Date the 14 years old version of me.

>>33504445
>Just put yourself on the sex offender's list femanon! It's no big deal!

>>33504443
Not him but I don't want to deal with all the costs just for it to end up being something minor; plus I kinda would rather not know if I have something serious

>>33504439
gaslighting is not real

>>33504433
Man of course the initial stage is shallow, on both sides, because you don't know each other yet. I believe the criticism in the comic is more about a woman's refusal to consider her options and her overt capacity to address her problem. Writing off all the guys as only interested in pursuing a shag is what is inaccurate

>>33504446
Sex offenders are hot. :3

>>33504421
What I supposed to do? People keep saying dying isn't an option or some shit as an excuse to force me to be around and suffer for their sake. What do I do? Why do anything if I can't fix myself?
>>33504390
Well you're right about being clueless. That's why I'm asking for help
>>33504387
I did and was just made fun of fir being different and kind of still am

>>33504420
Yummy, thank you

>>33504452
>I did and was just made fun of fir being different and kind of still am
And? So what? Why do you value what other people think above yourself?

>>33504410
Maybe you should try having some content

>>33504457
>Somehow women are the shallow ones

>>33504458
I never said anything about women, its just you really

>>33504431
Probably not desu
>t. used to hang out in the cemetery a lot in my edgelord days
>>33504438
You don't want to die though (maybe)
>>33504452
I mean dying is up to you but I wouldn't throw in the towel yet
I would keep trying and practicing talking to ppl and hopefully find someone you get on well with
Or just don't worry about that shizz and be happy doing your own thing

>>33504457
>I am boring, self-centered and annoying, why do men only want to have sex with me
many cases such

>>33504455
I need people to like me in order to have friends anon....and I need friends in order to get into a relationship. I need one for the other. But im broken in all areas that matter and need to fix myself if possible

>>33504402
They're largely doing so to extract free meals, money, and attention rather than genuine interest, if anything it's worse than just being shallow, it's being actively predatory.

>>33504447
>>33504438
Both of you are very stupid.

>>33504439
I come to atoga to get gaslight by bullies D:

>>33504464
That's not nice.

>>33504461
>>33504457
I'm a random anon whom you're only aware of based off my posts on this topic. You moids are projecting a lot onto who I am as a person based off being butthurt about me.
>>33504463
>I have no proof of this, but I'm going to believe it because I love lying to myself about how women are evil

>>33504462
>need friends in order to get into a relationship
You don't desu, at least if you're prepared to date a BPDemon lol

Tickle Me Elmo sex with femanon

>>33504403
>>33504407
>black women have it as bad as men on online dating sites
grim

>>33504443
game theory

If I go:
1. It's not going to kill me but will cost me
2. It will kill me but if I go it will cost me and then I'll actually wish I was dead

If I don't go
1. It's not going to kill me but won't cost me
2. it will kill me (it's over now and I don't have any problems anymore)

us moids have to just tough thug it out. if we can't be a healthy zero-debt moid then any chances we have in life are already gone.
going to the doctor never happens for a self-respecting single moid in America.

>>33504462
How can you expect anyone to like you if you can't like yourself?

>>33504466
Neither is being stupid.

>>33504402
the real red pill: both sexes are shallow, women just resort to using men for materialistic considerations while men are primarily focused on sex
neither are that interested in who their partner is, just the means they provide

>>33504467
You are just displaying some annoying behaviour and I am jumping to conclusions based on that

>>33504467
>it's not happening chud and if it is it's a good thing
women using guys for free meals has been an epidemic for decades to the point where half of men just do coffee dates now, denying this shit is like claiming it never rains in England because there's not a study on it.

>>33504468
Even BPDemons don't take just any random guy.

>>33504476
>denying this shit is like claiming it never rains in England because there's not a study on it.
I thought moids loved studies and loved using them to prove that women are terrible and awful. What's so bad about wanting a study now? I thought "Just trust me bro" was women behavior.

>>33504478
OK but I mean you not having friends might actually be a positive to them instead of a red flag kek

>>33504473
us moids aren't stupid. we're actually behaving very rationally

>>33504473
That doesn't mean you have to hurt our feelings.

>>33504467
aren't you the anon who said only men who are sex obsessed simps were interested, unless you're a mind reader you should like, shut up man

>BPDemons
https://www.reddit.com/r/BorderlinePDisorder/comments/1bjvxdt/is_anybody_else_slutty_29f/

>>33504399
>I'm a moid I don't go to the doctor
M

God I remember having to yell at a friend to go to the doctor when he's like "I can't see out my left eye" and then his response was "oh I think it'll be fine it's done this before and my vision usually comes back after an hour or so" like wtffffffff why is he so retarded?

But I also have good health insurance so idk why I wouldn't ever not go.

>>33504480
It's true I am unbalanced as fuck and would prefer if my bf had nobody except me. I have to force myself to fight down these urges and literally stop myself from being isolating and abusive. I encourage him to see his friends and family and speak nicely of them but inside I'm jealous of everybody that he loves that isn't me

>>33504483
Given the fact that men ONLY give a shit about messaging women they find attractive, it is in fact pretty reasonable to assume that most men are shallow sex obsessed simps. That's me using data without jumping through any hoops to make shit up.

>>33504481
That has nothing to do with your sex, all about doing stupid shit.

>>33504482
You are doing that yourself already, by doing objectively stupid things.

>Apparently moids don't believe in going to the doctor
I don't want to date a man who ends up dying an easily preventable death just because the doctor scares him.

I’m so ugly lol

>>33504485
its not a cost thing
men just overly distrust doctors
women overly trust them
you should find a happy medium

>>33504491
That's literally why married men live longer their wives are tard wrangling them constantly

Would you date a women who looks ugly when she smiles

>>33504487
>men ONLY give a shit about messaging women they find attractive
NTA. Duh? Women do that too. Is this news to you? Why else would I talk to you unless we're already friends?

>>33504493
Noo babe ur sexy haha

>>33504491
if a foid in our circle demands that we go to the doctor then we can do it, because it's no longer about us it's about her.
that's the rules.

>>33504484
Gross and sad

>>33504471
Bro just go you probably have an ear infection

>>33504484
>No, but sex has always been an extremely confusing part of my life. I fall in love with literally every person I meet. I like the idea of having sex with people a lot, but I am pretty much terrified of it.
Damn that hit close to home lol

>>33504503
Again, you are stupid.
In fact, I am upping you to fucking stupid.

>>33504491
you dont understand, woman
hes not one of US
hes an outsider
he may be an advance agent of our enemies
yes, this certainly seems the most likely explanation to me
if i were foolish enough to set foot in that rogue's den he calls an office i would instantly be met with the sharp kiss of the piano wire on my windpipe
hippocratic bastards

>>33504493
What BF%

>>33504498
Ye because you probs look good
>>33504501
Zomg it's chad

>>33504500
Funny, because stats show that women ARE more willing to talk to and message men they don't find attractive unlike men who only give a shit about women they find attractive.

>>33504498
ugly smile can elicit feelings of love, so absolutely.
I still remember enough goofy weird ugly smiles from girls my age when my hormones first made me like girls at age 13.
women shouldn't underestimate how biologically wired we are to like them

>>33504489
From my point of view, it's objectively stupid to go to the ER for something that ends up being gas or a sprain, and incurring thousands in medical bills from just getting looked at for five minutes.

>>33504484
Sounds like the women/girls, men/guys I worked with and work with. My life fucking sucks.

>>33504486
NTA im
>>33504161
>>33504251
>>33504462

Is there any hope for me?
>>33504472
You can not like yourself and still be good enough for friends. You think everyone who has their shit together is 100% content with everything? Weather I like myself or not doesn't matter to other people. Why does it? Can you even explain that?

>>33504510
so you admit you're gonna think "good riddance to another dumb moid" when we die?

>>33504460
>>t. used to hang out in the cemetery a lot in my edgelord days
I'm not really being edgy I just like it there because it's nice and peaceful

>>33504487
huh? yeah of course guys only consider dating women they're interested in a sexual relationship with, why would a woman want a guy to message her if he didn't find her attractive?

>>33504515
how come manon 5s get only 1% of the messages
are they that intimidating

>>33504515
NTA. But the number of matches I've gotten on tinder and boo in the past 3 months say otherwise. I've had a grand total of four and three out of those four have ghosted me. The one that didn't seems to already be bored of me. If I were good looking this wouldn't be a problem and I wouldn't be here

>>33504515
Wait, who's that? Is that...?

AND HERE COMES ANON WITH A GRAPH FROM BEHIND

>>33504515
Ugly bros we're winning......

>>33504491
I'd take him to the doctor when he needs it.

>>33504518
>ER
Go to your GP, like any normal person above an IQ of 80.

>>33504522
You are a nobody to me.

>>33504496
Oh, maybe it's because my dad's a doctor and taught me how to read through the bullshit of what I do and don't need.

If I had just assumed the bump on my wrist was a ganglion cyst and tried to pop it myself instead of going to the doctor I'd probably be in way worse shape.
>>33504487
I still give a shit about the opinions of women that I don't find attractive. I might go less out of my way to message them because there is no romantic interest, but I still care about their well-being. Not every relationship with the opposite sex has to be built around trying to fuck them.

>>33504491
I swear people meet 1 bad, moneygrubbing doctor (usually a dentist) and assume all of them are like that.

>>33504486
wife material

Why do vaginas leak throughout the day?

>>33504522
nta but yes, ill lash your carcass to a stick and raise it high as a warning to cow the other moids into submission

>>33504496
M

Going to the doctor as a man is kind of pointless unless you've got some kind of serious recurring health issue or you want some viagra, you'll get blown off and told to suck it up or take a "prescription" for some NSAID you could have just bought over the counter anyways. If an injury is bad enough to need medical treatment as a man you're better off just going to the ER right after it happens. About the only thing a GP will ever take seriously is giving you boner pills, I've never even had ED and my GP asks if I want some every time I go in and has since I was like 20.

>>33504524
>And somehow, women are the shallow ones
>>33504525
It's almost as if women aren't actually all that interested in "Chad".
>>33504526
I thought moids loved stats and graphs, why do you not love this one?

>>33504509
>I fall in love with literally every person I meet
Is this a bpd thing?

>>33504523
Yeah same desu I used to go there to smoke at night and it was chill
>>33504486
>encourage him to see his friends and family and speak nicely of them
It's very sweet that you do this despite how you feel anon. You don't need to feel guilty about how you feel

>>33504534
ohno haha, don't say that. don't tell me the most action I'm gonna get is by dying no haha

>>33504531
90% of the doctors I went are fucking assholes full of themselves

>>33504533
Bcoz I make em wet :p

>>33504537
Dude relax I'm not trying to argue against you. I just gave you my anecdotal experience. The fact that I've had basically no success suggests I'm just really ugly and undesirable

>>33504486
Would you be a good enough lay to satisfy his every desire?

>family
This should never be an issue though.

>>33504520
It is never too late, anon. If a broken soul like me can find true love with a fucking normalfag anybody can
>inb4 but you're a woman it's easier to pair up
Yeah it helps I concede. You sound hard on yourself so what if you are laidback you are allowed to just be goddamn. The good enough talk makes me feel bad for you reminds me of my negative inner talk. I hope you cheer up maybe take a minute and think about your strengths and times you actually did connect with people even if you didn't become best buddies

>>33504537
>It's almost as if women aren't actually all that interested in "Chad".
never mind, men rate 6% of profiles as a 5 and women rate statistically 0% as 5 so proportionally its similar
brutal, actually

>>33504533
If theyre eating unhealthy, its cleaning itself, if the woman had sexo days prior, and or the woman has urinary problems

>>33504538
I think so kek at least for some. Idk if I'm BPD but I relate to a lot of people with it. Idealisation is a bitch, I can get obsessive and fall hard and fast for someone. When my ex dumped me I completely crashed out and went on a bender and quit my job lol, and we'd only been dating a few weeks

>>33504537
>And somehow, women are the shallow ones
wouldn't it be fucking horrible for a woman to find out from her husband that he didn't even find her attractive?

>>33504551
Are moids mentally incapable of figuring out the balance between finding a person interesting and sexual interest, or is that impossible for them?

>>33504541
Do you live in a city?

I've noticed doctors in my university city are way less caring, probably because they have too many patients to know them personally.

>>33504515
You intentionally hid the fact that on average women rates men really really low. So you're entire graph is completely skewed.

>>33504553
That's up to that person actually being interesting. Which a lot of the times they aren't.

>>33504509
>fall in love with everyone I meet
This is not healthy. I could not imagine that. Sounds exausting

>>33504555
Doesn't change the fact that despite what moids say, women are still willing to message men they're not physically attracted to compared to men who ONLY care about women they want to fuck.
>>33504556
>And somehow, women are the shallow ones

>>33504550
Yeah but you chose to do all those things consciously.
You just like hurting others for your own entertainment. Thst is your narc, not your bpd.

>>33504538
It is to a degree in that they want to offer themselves to the other in any way possible. Often including sexually.

>>33504546
>so what if you are laidback you are allowed to just be goddamn.
People don't like that about me I guess or find it odd. They tease my saying I don't have emotions or that I'm "pissed off". That happened just this morning. I wasn't allowed to be happy or silly as a kid so I don't know how to be good enough for anyone

>>33504549
Eating unhealthy? My gf always saying "she leakin"

Does traveling feel boring and hollow to anyone else? It's like I am perpetually bored and seeing large old buildings or eating different food can't even fill that void temporarily.

>>33504491
So you prefer an adult. That makes sense

>>33504533
What? Are you referring to vaginal discharge anon? That just helps with keeping the vagina clean.

>>33504557
>Sounds exausting
It is lmao
Well "fall in love" is a bit extreme but I get a crush on everyone who's nice to me especially older women kek
>>33504560
>chose to do all those things consciously
I slipped up sure and could've managed some things better but I didn't do it on purpose lol, I really felt awful
But anyway we still stayed friends and met up a few times and she's doing great atm

>>33504563
You’re supposed to be having sex with foreigners along the way, thats the real fun

>>33504277
i hate you too
(just kidding, i'm sure you're at worst tolerable)

>>33504561
That's gay as fuck I hate when people won't let kids be kids that's when you are supposed to feel the most free. Shame really fucks a nigga up

women
how do you respond to the allegations levied here >>33504515
that women on the apps rate 1% of men at 4 or above, but their male counterparts rate 21% of women as 4 or above

>>33504563
I enjoy some things about it and it's definitely cool and insightful to have the experiences, but yeah I never really found it as fun as norms seem to, I'm more of a homebody

>>33504554
Yes I do. I don't mind that it is just their attitude at least two times I went to the ER the doctor made a scoff laugh at me for no fucking reason

>>33504550
>When my ex dumped me I completely crashed out and went on a bender and quit my job lol, and we'd only been dating a few weeks
You dumped her, you retard, then you started playing mindgames with her of wanting her back until she came to her senses

>>33504576
It shows that women are far less shallow then men are and don't give a shit about looks as much as men do.

>>33504115
I would say so they lick yours but I'd do that for a girl anyways

>>33504553
I'd argue men are a lot better at differentiating genuine vs sexual interest than women are, see every woman who thinks that she's a 10 because she managed drunk sex with one once.
>interesting person
exceedingly rare in women

I know foids don't really care about the lives of coomers like myself but I want to vent to the other gender to see if foids would empathize at all

>go to fap
>ctrl-f "boobs"
>zero hits somehow despite porn
>start a line for boobs
>get flooded with BBC, tranny, gay, incest spam
it honestly feels like a purposeful attack. What do you foids think?

>>33504570
>crush on everyone who's nice to me
This is hard for me to comprehend, as I have very rarely develop a 'crush' and its even more rare for me to fall in love. Have you ever experienced heartbreak?

>>33504581
if women paid for everything and did all the legwork for dates then I imagine men would be a lot more willing to give ugly girls a chance too.

>>33504563
Yes

>>33504563
M

No but I only really travel to see friends and family so it's not just about "seeing the place"

I think the only exceptions have been D.C. and the Grand Canyon which I felt like were both worthwhile going to in themselves.

>>33504583
>Men aren't shallow, it's women who are shallow!
>Also women being interesting is exceedingly rare
You're really doing nothing but showing that men are the shallow sex and not women.
>>33504587
Okay, and? Men are still shallow and only care about looks.

>>33504581
if they just didnt care wouldnt the distribution be more flat
instead it has a high peak at about 1
the average man is a 2/10
thats like me saying "oh all women look about the same to me" but theyre also ogres?

Girl who has never been single: anorexic, bpd, obsessed with reality tv and tiktok, had a receptionist job and no degree at 28, spends all money on expensive teas and make up, four cats, lives with mother

Men don’t care about personality. If you’re hot they’ll lock you down and that’s it. It doesn’t matter what else you do

>>33504563
Male
I haven't traveled for this very reason
If I were to travel with someone I think I would enjoy it but between my anxiety at being alone in crowds and my general disinterest in society, there isn't much for me there
I think I could get into camping but I'm not sure

>>33504575
I remember trying to make my mom laugh and sge scoffs at me saying "why don't you do anything interesting?", then told me I should kill myself after drinking one night. Marriage sucks but apparently that was always my fault somehow

>>33504579
>You dumped her
Well I just wanted to take things a bit slower when we became official in less than a week lol and I thought it was too fast. And a couple weeks later or whatever when she gave me an ultimatum about if I was 100% serious or not about her I panicked and she took that as a rejection. After that I thought about it and then committed to giving her my 100% but I think it was too late by that point
We are both a bit crazy and need to work on ourselves separately I think kek. I didn't purposefully hurt anyone though and I felt so awful when it didn't work out. But we weren't a good match anyway desu and I'm glad we're still friends

I’m in love with a stripper

You all sound like fucking retards. Are you actually over the age of 18?

>>33504567
*rubs my puss & smells my hands
YUP! they stay moist.

>>33504553
yeah I can find her interesting but she has to meet the basic threshold of attractiveness otherwise that's leading somebody on

>>33504591
Yet women still message these men. You keep ignoring that in favor of your victim complex anon.

>>33504590
NTA
Maybe some of us would be more willing to believe you if you didn't resort to call men shallow at the slightest chance, questioning your good faith. And I don't mean it just itt, rather every time you bring up the topic.

>>33504599
that kind of talk always comes from the person the most immature and trying to compensate for it

>>33504586
>Have you ever experienced heartbreak
Idk because I've not had like a real longlasting love, I've not dated much... but I have gotten upset ofc when things didn't work out

>>33504599
I assume roughly 1/20 /atoga/ posters are underage.

I'd rather my team win the championship than me getting a gf desu

i hate meeting someone on atoga that i vibe with. but then the thread ends and now i want to talk more with them but idek if they're here. damn it.

Women, would you like if I let you approach and sniff me after coming back from training?

>>33504587
As a fem who paid every bill and every way for every man I have ever dated (im hot) I have completely given up and no longer date. But I will let a man take me
to dinner. I usually split the bill with homies.

>>33504602
>And somehow, women are the shallow sex
>>33504604
>Men in this thread literally say that most women are uninteresting and that looks are more important
>Somehow that's not proof

>>33504491
The doctor doesn't scare me they've just never done anything for me, any time I went they just brushed it off as nothing and looked at me funny for asking for any kind of meds, like I was an addict, even though I was talking about antibiotics or something to help me breathe clearer
Don't even get me started on dentists

I’m infatuated and madly in love with a femanon

>>33504599
I'm 31 years young blud eat my pussy

>>33504593
>poor eating, bpd, obsessed with internet/TV, had a receptionist job and no degree at 26, spends all money on alcohol and accessories, several cats, lives with mother
I mean this was me as a guy kek so naturally I sometimes get on with girls who are similar

>>33504610
It was most likely me. I'm still here.

>>33504491
>scared
it's a mix of disdain and confidence (sometimes stupidity)
not fear lol
the medicine field works with around 50% margins of error, so men naturally treat it as a joke/ magic/ worthless

>>33504615
who is it

>>33504606
Are you dumb? Can't tell if bait or not anymore

>>33504607
I hope you have a long relationship and never have to experience heartbreak. You are a good one.

I hope this bump in my armpit is just a swollen lymph node and not breast cancer

>>33504610
Aw
You can always try to ((summon)) them if you remember anything about the convo

>>33504613
>Men in this thread literally say that most women are uninteresting and that looks are more important
>Somehow that's not proof

Same anecdotal evidence as the ones you reject time and time again. We all know what your angle is, at least be honest.

>>33504148
F
marry left, she looks self-assured and capable and also hot
kill middle
fuck right because she looks inexperienced and shy, thats cute and hot

>>33504614
>dentists
the
>hmmmm I think we should remove half your mouth for reasons I made up
>that'll be $140140 dollars and a lifetime of regret and pain thankyou
literal scammer profession

>>33504603
dont say i have a victim complex ill cry :(
im just trying to interpret the data
i just dont understand how you can rate someone a literal 0/5 on attractiveness and message them in good faith
also dont call me shallow

>>33504611
uhh duhhhh

>>33504625
Can you actually feel a breast cancer tumor through your armpit? I thought it was by checking your booba

>>33504628
Right, that's why you all will cope, seethe, bitch and piss every time I post the graph. Because you all care so much about evidence.

>>33504621
I cannot reveal who it is yet until I am certain that they feel the same. I do not want to look a fool

>>33504615
Going to need deets on this

>>33504148
>megane
kill kill kill
but jokes aside, don't wear glasses

>>33504631
No no I meant the
>hmmmmmmmmm yes you need braces yes yes
>hmmmmmmmm no the braces are supposed to be grinding your teeth down that means its working
Profession

>>33504634
Someone come examine my ta-tas, I need to know if I have cancer.

>>33504625
Most likely it's benign yeah, but you can always get it checked out for peace of mind
>>33504624
;____; that's so sweet lol thanks, same to you
Though idm staying single also
I mean what I'm describing could just be my ADHD and mood swings lol, I can be a bit all or nothing about things and get upset easily

>>33504558
>women are still willing to message men they're not physically attracted to compared to men
But it's bad to try to get into a relationship with somebody you aren't interested in sexually, that's an ingredient for misery.

The criticism about women being "shallow" is because their perception of who is attractive is disproportionate. It's useless criticism as you can't remove it. Women are just less attracted to men overall simply because they get pregnant and female sexuality has thus evolved to be very choosy on physical features

>>33504615
snap out of it you fool, the only women itt who arent worse for your health than chugging a gallon of swampwater are the men

>>33504638
Leave my car alone.

>>33504635
And do you care about the evidence, or about the way the results back up your point?

>>33504631
Kinda of a based profession It is the closest you can get to being a torturer

>>33504645
Don't worry femanon I'm on my way

>>33504619
i disagree thoroughly but i respect your opinion.
>>33504626
yeah i COULD but the organicness of the discussion is kinda gone, you know? now it's not like we're mutually interested if i do that
it is poor form to complain about an issue then reject solutions, sorry.

>>33504636
>they
How many are there?

>>33504647
>Women getting together with men they're not fully attracted too is still shallow because women should be worshiping my cock

>>33504584
M not a foid but yes it is very deliberate on mainstream porn sites to fill the front page with that stuff, after which they claim it's totally just your preferences (it's not, there's one front page for everyone). There was a funny AMA from one of the pornhub PR people on reddit where they kept asking why incest stuff was on the front page and she kept claiming it was totally just the algo giving them their preferences, and when it was proven not to be the case she melted down and unprompted accused everyone of antisemitism.

Meanwhile sites that aren't owned by MindGeek and friends tend to have a very different lineup of content on their front pages.

>>33504633
Then come and smell

>>33504656
It’s just one. I only have eyes for her

>>33504651
I enjoy watching the same moids who use random studies, percentages, stats, and graphs to prove their manosphere/incel bullshit proceed to cry and piss their pants when their own methods are used against them.

Nigga I was rehearsing in repetition the phrase, that only one in a million will ever see better days

>>33504653
This is teriffying

>>33504644
She made me laugh once so ye personality

>>33504654
That's ok lol it's understandable if you feel the moment's passed and whatev
>>33504593
Also I hate to say it but sometimes the reason these red flag women aren't single is they lock down the men rather than vice versa
The same as a lot of red flag/shitty guys seem to always have a gf as they chase em

>>33504661
So just write that then.

>>33504660
I would bury my face so deep in your arm.

Why are self help """positive thinking""" books always the solution from clueless old fafs when you ask then for help about your issues? I'm asking YOU for guidance, not for you to handwave my problems away with a novel or two. If they don't know how to help why can't they just admit they don't know what to do? I know it's specific to old heads because I NEVER see younger people suggest it

>>33504644
I am solely attracted to women because of their personalities
I can go online and find any permutation of naked or half naked body to look at, that isn’t what makes someone special.

>girl shifts focus of convo on you
>ask you question about yourself etc
>doesn't like talking about herself
what did she mean by this?

I just ate these and I regret it so much. I thought it was taste good but it was disgusting. I feel so gross knowing I put these cupcakes in my body. I'm going to have to eat a late supper so I thought I just needed to eat something. So I bought these from the vending machine and I hated it. I wish I had just bought a KitKat instead.

Is the male gender always hateful? I'm just not dealing with that. What is wrong with you?

>>33504661
If she is into you, that would win her.

>>33504662
NTA. So what are you trying to accomplish here? I'm confused on what point you're trying to get across. Are you a femcel or something?

>>33504678
I hate lots of things and lots of individuals, but I am kind with those I love or am indifferent to.

>>33504675
I'm like this but as a guy kek, she's probably a bit shy and self-conscious and hesitant to open up about herself, so prefers to let you do the talking first til she gets more comfortable
I have been described as a "closed book" tho, should work on that... but I like yapper girls, maybe she likes hearing you talk

>>33504662
Women using studies is the cargo cult of arguments
>men have a study that's replicable and shows x
>women just make up a study to show y and try to cite it
>"why won't the moids listen!?"

>>33504671
Would you like me to hold your head there and not let you pull away?

>>33504677
tell me who exactly told you to stuff 400 calories down your gullet, you fat cow

>>33504678
You're just going to get replies of "muh society" or some variant of it. Despite hating feminists for blaming all their problems on patriarchy (which I agree is retarded), they'll just engage in a reversal where they blame all their problems on gynocentrisim.
>>33504680
I'm accomplishing making retards salty and seethe. I do it because it's fun.
>>33504686
Yes I'm aware that all studies you agree with are good studies and all studies you disagree with are poorly made.

>>33504678
>Is the male gender always hateful
Only when I crash out here jk
Nah a lot of guys aren't hateful <3
>What is wrong with you?
Idk ask my old therapist

>>33504680
More likely she lives off a man and she's very insecure and bitter about it.

>>33504678
Lots of men are, yeah. Especially here. Anonymity tends to release the worst.

>>33504692
Ooh, armchair psychology! My favorite!

>>33504689
Were you raped?

I made a joke, it didn't land :(

I need ugly-handed anon to be my punching bag

>>33504675
She is interested in you. Girls who only talk about themselves when not trying to add to the convo are narsasistic

>>33504679
Why do you say that? I have a good feeling she is but I’m not certain yet

>>33504678
I think im chill. Why do you just assume shit?

>>33504657
Women getting together with men they're not attracted to leads to dead bedrooms and an unfulfilling sex life. It's not a virtue to be with somebody you're not into wtf

>>33504698
you must commit honorable sduoku

>>33504644
not my fault ugly foids have bad personalities

>>33504697
Nope. I don't have daddy issues either. What other armchair psychology guesses do you wanna throw my way?

>>33504678
Lots of frustration and resentments, although I direct that hate towards myself, not others. You, I'd like to love you.

>>33504675
assuming there aren't intimacy issues, i would take it as a sign that she doesn't socialize well, and so she heuristically talks about you and not herself.

I want a man to show interest in me. That’s it. I don’t want to have to beg him to answer my texts, to plan all our dates, to have to ask if he even likes me, to deal with him acting nonchalant because he’s too retarded to even compliment my shirt.

>>33504689
>I'm accomplishing making retards salty and seethe. I do it because it's fun.
Sounds pretty stupid then

>>33504706
NTA
You like Charli XCX

>>33504652
old timey torturers were lowkey respected (yet shunned) because they were a way for people who had been wronged by criminals could have their rage and frustration acknowledged in a time where getting away with being a criminal was depressingly easy, while also offloading the burden of violence and torture from said people.

like think about it
you're a 9th century peasant or whatever. someone's gone and stole from you and your neighbors a bunch of important stuff you labored hard for and is necessary for you and your family to have something in life. chances that criminal gets caught is low- there's no such thing as cameras or fingerprints or even detectives. So a criminal actually gets caught, what do you want to have happen? yeah cool he gets slowly tortured to death by a hired professional by the local lord; you're gonna feel a hell of a lot better.

Dentists tho- they just prey on randoms for profit. they're closer to the criminals, so it's not based at all

>>33504687
Perfect snuggle position. That is when I would wrap my legs around you just to pull ya closer

>>33504688
I just thought it would taste good. It didn't at all, but I had already spent two dollars so I didn't want to throw it away.

>>33504710
Hey babe that's a nice shirt you're wearin

>>33504710
Pick the uglier "boring" dudes and all those problems will evaporate. Stop chasing men you KNOW di not and will not care about you

>>33504673
>I am solely attracted to women because of their personalities
>picture of her personality

>>33504710
Showing interest in women is creepy and complimenting shirts is objectifying.

>>33504718
>Pick the uglier "boring" dudes and all those problems will evaporate
Nta but this is not really true lol, a lot of these guys are just as shit if not worse

>>33504700
If it is honest, it is passionate and romantic. But simple.

>>33504710
just compliment his shirt first so he remembers

>>33504713
If you prey on the right people it is still based and that is the endgame for a lot of dentists, doing cosmetic surgery on rich people

>>33504710
have you tried emotionally manipulating him until hes totally dependent on you and subtly tugging at the strings of the abandonment complex you instilled in him ever time you feel like enjoying some affection

Linguistics schizos are so funny. Heard a guy say that school is bad because they teach lessons, “less ons” and that morons, “more ons” are smarter.

>>33504710
How was your day?

>>33504704
BUT IM NOT GOOD AT MATH
*cries in anime*

>>33504730
Fun fact: The term smegma comes from an Ancient Greek term for soap

>>33504716
well they say you are what you eat, so you ate two cupcakes and now your heaving gut spilling out of your underwear is also going to be a cupcake
enjoy your supper

>>33504678
nah, i actually think regularly i should be more resentful but meh, don't have it in me. i'm told my great grandfather was also a very kind and unjudgmental person, so it might just be genetic

>>33504730
I don't get it

>>33504715
Nice. I think I'd pull your head closer and caress your hair in that situation.

>>33504735
Linguistics schizos would say this is ordained to mean smegma is natural soap and to never wash your cock

>>33504730
from my experience ALL schizos are etymology hacks like that. real etymology is cool

>>33504720
This.
Men aren't dumb. We know in 2025 that we'll give foids the ick if we show that we actually like her and want to spend time with her. It's funny seeing them complaining about the dating market THEY created.

>>33504732
you just follow the algorithm its pretty easy actually

>>33504644
>>33504719
You might not like it, but hot girls and rich girls tend to be more easygoing and sweet.

>>33504743
Not related to linguistic schizos, but I have come across people claim that smegma is lube. I can only hope those people were joking.

>>33504704
How do I know an ugly hand typed this?
Also, funny you mention sudoku cause I can beat your ass at it

>>33504722
Sounds like her biggest issue is struggling against male indifference, which is not going to be that much different for ugly vs hot guys, the hot guy has 40 other women on tap and despite the male loneliness meme the ugly guy has been without female attention for so long he doesn't place any intrinsic value in it.

>>33504745
it's a good idea to check your posture regularly especially if you sit a lot (you do)

>>33504731
Woke up with no coffee, late and sleepy.

>>33504698
Girl pls, you’re gonna make me think my hands aren’t all that ugly

Incelwalk time?

>>33504764
why not an incelrun

>>33504718
Uglier boring dudes are somehow worse
>>33504720
Maybe if you’re schizophrenic
>>33504725
I’ve tried
MEN don’t understand reciprocation
>>33504729
I’m too dumb to know how to do that
>>33504745
Exactly

>>33504761
>work from home computer job
>getting sciatica sensations at 29
please listen to this anon

>>33504742
forehead kisses?

>>33504764
Sure but dont hunch. Also wear sunscreen and a hat so you dont get skin cancer

>>33504722
because once you trow them a bone they get full of themselves and do the same shit as the others do without having the looks or the skills to justify it?

>>33504767
Can't take creepshots of asses while running

>>33504757
NO
No that’s not real.

>>33504758
My hand is not ugly it is just a bit hairy and I would use my sudoku solver so it isn't even fair

PLEASE LET ME GO ILL GO I SWEAR I WANT TO GO!!!!

>>33504762
That's too bad. Do you have anything to do? Why not grab a coffee somewhere?

>>33504719
I can go on any number of sites and find that and more. It’s not special.

I like telling my wife she looks pretty

>>33504557
Nta I get an intense crush on every woman my brain feels even the slightest bit of connection to. Its happened with all the women im friends with or had an interest in. It's so fucking exhausting it takes me weeks of mental gymnastics to make these intense feelings go away and sometimes I literally can't. And they just forever linger in my mind. At this point idk if I've ever been truly in love because it's hard to differentiate these feelings.

>>33504775
women should take classes from gay dudes before saying stupid shit like that. both have to be faced as an artform

>>33504677
Start drinking green tea with honey. Also buy yourself the best juicer so you can make cleansing juices. Eat lean meats, eat salmon, tofu, lean beef.

>>33504774
well that was a disgusting and i now regret replying your to post
im going for a femcelswim until i feel clean again
enjoy your walk anon

>>33504770
Absolutely. All while pulling you closer to my body.

Damn I love forehead kisses, but don't really have the chance to give them irl.

>>33504763
Which comments from earlier today's thread are yours, if any at all?

>>33504783
nta but do you even listen to yourself?
You're essentially claiming that you want to settle for ugly but good personality because you'll just use porn to get off

>>33504788
I'll go running tomorrow, I guess
It's been a week since my last run, haven't felt like running

>>33504779
Work, and I was running late. They had instant espresso in the break room so that was nice.

>>33504792
I said the b word was Baka last thread towards you. Otherwise…I just made the linguistic schizo post. I recently gave up on trying to sleep so I’m posting again.

>>33504609
Can't sacrifice an idea. Have to have the gf to sacrifice. Besides that a gf sacrifce is probably not enough for that.

>>33504797
That's fine. Having to work while sleepy is a pain. Still, hope you have a good day.

>>33504795
Why does good personality automatically mean ugly?
But yeah I’d 100% take the homebody with no T or A but a vibrant personality over the stock IG girl.

>>33504790
Me either. I would love to feel moids lips gentlely press against my forehead

>>33504776
I appreciate the honesty <3
However, rest easy anon if this were any other game you're probably better at it. I'm not a gamer, I just used to play Sudoku a lot for some time

>>33504801
Thank you! I hope you do too!! And get a good nap and meal in!

>>33504775
>tfw regular success eating pussy but can't finish from a blowjob

>>33504788
You'll be covered in tons of germs but at least youll have gotten your exercise. If you live in America especially

>>33504803
Sure, and in between kisses whisper how much I love you and how I appreciate these moments and the things you do for me.

I was a virgin before meeting my BF and he wasn't. Despite not having any sexual experience before, apparently I'm really good at blowjobs according to him. Is it really that easy? I don't deepthroat for the record.

miss having a girl i feel comfortable enough to be open with
miss feeling like there's at least one girl out there i could ever get comfortable enough with to open up to them.

>>33504584
F it probably is on purpose. no way THAT many people like all that stuff. i know incest is kind of having its moment right now but even then thats more amongst the gays and female fanfiction readers

>>33504807
Thanks. Gotta go the gym, it's too hot and I don't really feel like it, but I already skipped it yesterday. Have a good one.

>>33504799
So you're not THE ugly hand anon.
It's cool though. Also, the linguistic schizo post was kinda funny

>>33504809
thats alright, my skin is slathered in a thin, oily film with a harsh but elaborate microbiome which poisons germs and moids on contact

>>33504815
hah, she likes to read GAY fanfiction!!

>>33504817
What? Yeah I am.
>kinda funny
Baka…see, you can be nice

>>33504768
How are they worse?
>>33504773
So in other words you'll never be satisfied because of your own mentally ill actions...

>>33504813
Do you deepthroat off the record?

>>33504818
Thats unhealthy for you, youll end up in the hospital. Please shower afterwards and dont be a dumb bitch.

>>33504826
when you called me a dumb bitch it made me feel good a little bit
but you lost points with the sh*wer comment

>>33504815
nta but I'm glad someone else has noticed the uptick in incest in the gay/female fanfic spaces, what's with that?

>>33504824
I was making a question, not a statement

>>33504813
He's probably being nice. Remember to get tested, he'll probably has given you stds. And remember to use a condom when you suck his pp

>>33504709
F this is true

>>33504830
Neither of us engage in casual sex, why would I need to get tested for stds?

>>33504827
Idc you dumb bitch, stop being nasty asf and remember to shower.

>>33504818
Can I kiss it to see if I die?

Why is there a emoji of a pregnant man?

>>33504829
You imply all "boring " guys are evil. Is that not what you said?

>>33504815
thanks for showing empathy. if it's on purpose I really don't like it

>>33504719
I actually would love to date an ugly girl but it just so happens they all have a complex about it so I unfortunately can only date super models

>>33504823
Why are you wearing socks during summer?

>>33504837
Mpreg

>>33504788
>a femcelswim
Is that swimming, but looking miserable and depressed while doing it?

>>33504840
this anon is 100% on the money
only beautiful women allow themselves to be loveable.

>>33504838
No, i asked the girls a question that aligns with some personal perceptions i have from experience and things i heard some female friends talk about so they would give their take on it.

>>33504841
Because it’s 14 degrees here and I like socks. Soft on my feets. Problem?

>>33504833
cute btw, you're lucky we aren't on a date because if i picked up on that, i would absolutely push you close to out of your comfort zone on that to see what you do

>>33504840
>>33504844
NTA
>Women are evil whores who only date Chad!
>Eeew, I'd never date a woman who doesn't look beautiful, only beautiful women have good personalities!

>>33504828
i have nooooo idea, if i were to guess maybe gay/trans stuff doesn't feel subversive and excitatory enough anymore?

>>33504834
Stds can be dormant.

If sugar Is so bad for us why is fruit ok?

>>33504852
I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being this paranoid about STDs especially when my BF was only with one other woman before me.

>>33504853
White sugar is bad for you.

>>33504837
It's for the lgbwhatever community

>>33504839
mate i dont know if i would even call it empathy im just nooticing

>>33504853
Because it's not processed like most sugary food we usually eat.

>>33504854
Sure anon sure

>>33504862
I'm sorry you're so paranoid that the idea of trusting a romantic partner is something you can't process.

>>33504710
I think I speak on behalf of a lot of men when I say we would sincerely love it if this actually worked. But it doesn't

>>33504848
like how... i would crumble under the pressure i cant take the heat

>>33504678
I'm incredibly loving and supportive, but nobody gives me the time of day so that's not the picture most people have of men

>>33504863
I would trust my partner, but your bf lied.

>>33504851
actually that kind of does make sense. It seems like most of these people like it for the "forbidden" element (or the shock factor so they can make fun of people who aren't into it). it's been pretty interesting to observe

>>33504675
Whenever someone does this my brain goes into autopilot and I just talk about myself without asking reciprocating answers. I understand this makes me seem like I'm full of myself and I'm trying to stop but I never know what to ask

>>33504678
No I'm always very supportive

>>33504853
The sugar in fruit comes with fiber, water, vitamins and antioxidants which slow absorption. White sugar is just fast digesting energy.

>>33504870
Ah yes, because I should totally listen to some schizo anon whose never met my bf over my actual boyfriend. That's logical.

>>33504847
Where are you? South America?

Women, what are safe things to ask about you on a date?

>>33504844
Exactly. Maybe ugly women should stop having a ugly girl complex and just go to therapy and be confident.
>>33504849
Go to therapy.

>>33504858
well I'm just glad I'm not noooticing alone

Female happiness is letting fuckboy gaslight them... Trvlv a blvkpill

>>33504883
Men should stop being hypocrites who whine about "muh Chad" if they only want to date beautiful women.

>>33504878
Western Canada. Currently 15 degrees and WINDY. I’m hiding in my car eating breakfast. Are you one of those euros who’s currently burning to death lmao

Women, are you ugly?

>>33504887
>My only understanding of women comes from the manosphere and incel forums

>>33504888
I don't want to date beautiful women, in fact I would prefer to date ugly women. However it just so happen all ugly women have a complex about their looks, so I am forced to date beautiful women.

>>33504891
nta I thought Western Canada was just recently burning. Or is that Eastern?

>>33504895
Right, so you shouldn't bitch about women only dating "Chad" then.
>>33504898
Nova Scotia is in Eastern Canada.

>>33504898
That was a month ago, but yeah that was us. Led to a very mild summer because the smoke blotted out the sun. We only had one week of weather above 30 degrees. The real problem is all the refugees from native reserves.

>>33504888
I was actually PREFER to date less attractive women. But they are the ones that don't feel they derserve that.

I'm going on a long train ride tomorrow with limited phone signal. What movies or tv shows should I load onto my phone?

>>33504904
Right, again, if you only date beautiful women and think ugly women have ugly personalities, you shouldn't bitch about women dating "Chad". That's all I'm saying.

>>33504891
It is summer here, but right now it's windy and cloudy. It's nice. And I'm not Euro or white.

>>33504905
Dunno what you like or what you want to see. Have you seen Godzilla minus one?

>>33504905
What kinda stuff do you like?

>>33504906
Yes, yes. Everyone you reply to is an incel that complains about chad all the time, otherwise what you're trying to do would be pointless.

>>33504894
You don't deny the allegations? At least I as a moid admit that getting gaslit by someone above your league is kinda attractive

Both genders. Have you ever reached that mental state, while getting laid, where you fill entirely absent from your mind? What does it take to get to that point?

>>33504917
M
>while getting laid
Stopped reading.

>>33504915
Why should I bother having a debate or a conversation with someone whose already made up his mind about how women supposedly work?

>>33504905
Andor or The Darjeeling Limited

>>33504148
M
Meh
I guess KMF but honestly none of them is appealing for any of the three options

>>33504917
M. Love.

>>33504906
You act like the "ugly" women don't bitch about the hot ones getting all the guys. This happens with women also, perhaps even more viciously. Stop acting like it's a problem specific to only men.

>>33504919
*while masturbating
that also counts if you do it well enough, i guess

>>33504909
> windy and cloudy
Twin
> not Euro or white
Explains why you called me the n word. I would like an apology for that, please.

>>33504924
Okay, and? I'm just hoping you're not an incel who whines about "muh Chad" because otherwise you're a hypocrite. That's it.

>>33504920
Spot the irony there.

>>33504910
>>33504912
Good question. I have no idea. I don't watch a whole lot of movies and my taste is completely plebeian hence why I didn't ask on /tv/. The last two shows I enjoyed watching were The Sopranos and Better Call Saul. I'm actually not completely done with The Sopranos so I might put a bunch of episodes on there
>>33504921
Thanks, will look into.

>>33504931
Yes all women are evil whores because muh incel forums said so. I know. You're very intelligent anon.

>>33504925
The only time something like that happened was when I tried some hypno videos out of curiosity I think.

>>33504929
I honestly don't think I am. Why are you projecting an argument that no one is having with you?

>>33504932
Then something about mafia or criminals. I'm assuming you've see Godfather 1 at least. There's Goodfellas, the Untouchables, Casino... If you want criminal related comedy, Snatch is quite good.

>>33504905
lotr trilogy

>>33504934
Nta
There's nothing evil or whorish about wanting to get manipulated, it's kinda romantic

>>33504932
Eastern Promises, Donnie Brasco, Miller’s Crossing, In Bruges

>>33504814
I miss having this but with a man

>>33504943
>>33504944
>>33504950
Alright, thanks for the ideas. Think I have enough stuff for a couple years lol.

>>33504932
The Drop has James Gandolfini in his final film role.

>>33504949
Oh excuse me, all women are idiots who love getting into abusive relationships because the manosphere said so, my bad.

>>33504563
You have to do something you enjoy
Touristy stuff is pointless, skip all of that, do what you want to do instead
I assure you that Stonehenge looks exactly like it does in the pictures, there's no need to see it in person

>>33504867
well, part of my own hangups is this tendency to (subconsciously usually) hyper-analyze people. you say you can't take the heat but in my experience it tends to disarm people because they aren't used to having someone work so hard to understand them or connect dots and they end up feeling heard.

if my brain picked up on topics you were avoiding, i would probably broach the topics subtly in a variety of dimensions to cold read reactions instead of just trying to get you to communicate discomfort because i occupy a weird space of being oversensitive to boundaries but uncomfortable actually discussing them. idk anon i'm sick in the head

>>33504958
I think abusive relationships are hot, I'm asking you to be honest about it. I wish I could date a BPD girl to get my fix

>>33504678
I mean, I'm not. Hate takes way too much effort, and for what benefit?

>>33504881
Play 20 questions

>>33504917
>>33504923
Yes, this is the best feeling ever. Rarely ever experienced it.

>>33504926
Kek. Really not. I wasn't projecting. You have a blaccent when you type, and as I said in another thread I do believe other races are worse with animals.
Speaking of which, I do owe you an apology: so remember the bat? After I finished talking to you, I recalled that I did something abhorrent (that I would do again desu) a week ago. I killed two small geckos that I found in the apartment. I hated doing it, but I can't have that in here. When I was little, we lived temporarily in a house that was my grandparents' while my parents' house was under construction. There used to be a few geckos in that house, and they peed on wood and it stained and it was ugly. So like I said I cant allow that to happen here. I would take them and dump them out if I could, but if I don't hit them, they flee and they would become a problem.
Anyway, I guess I'm selective about which animal I'm sympathetic to, which makes me a bit of a hypocrite. Sorry about that.

>>33504944
based

>>33504917
m
not while getting laid, but i do on occasion while getting off, can reach a point where my mind shuts down and i'm just sorta in a pleasurey-haze.
i am basically just in a relationship with myself tbqh

The guy at the deli got my sandwich wrong but it's still good.

>>33504962
i for sure would start closing up even more cause why are you trying to pry into me that hard on the first date.. you would have met your match in me for sure

>>33504987
I used to be able to achieve this when I would masterbate in my 'twilight' or could prob make it happen if I was woken up being pleasured.
F

>>33504988
hungry nona jelly

>>33504972
Are you... you're serious, aren't you? :)

>>33504988
What, like "no pickles"?

>>33504996
Yes

>>33504980
> You have a blaccent when you type
Also when I talk kek. “Whatchu talmbout”, etc.
>the bat
You never gave me props for saving the baby pigeon either.
> There used to be a few geckos in that house, and they peed on wood and it stained and it was ugly.
U srs
That’s the reason you killed em? Cuz the wood is icky? Baka pls, is it even a bad thing if it is? Where the hell you find geckos anyway? I only ever saw them on the farm when I was a kid.
I’m also curious about your racism, are you black or something? Gimme your race tier list.

>>33505001
Blasian Beauty

>>33504932
I'll second Andor

It even has a character named Kino

BlueValk looks like THAT?

I don't think I've ever seen a mixed Asian/Latino person before. What do they look like?

>>33505018
No she is overweight.

>>33505018
based. nerd girls know how to throw that thang down. wonder if she 'glows up' for a date?

>>33505018
She'd sell her firstborn in order to look like that.
Though she'd sell her firstborn for a frozen pizza too...

>>33505019
If 'gothic' was an ethnicity it'd be asian-latina.

t. best friend in middle school was chinese-mexican and his sister was so hot it was unreal.

>>33504990
maybe. i don't interact with enough people (let alone go on dates) to really know the spectrum of reactions to it. typically it happens accidentally, and i think suckers some people in. i probably would have made a good cult leader.

it wouldn't come off as prying, though. it sounds blatant, but it is in fact very subtle (i didn't even realize i do it; found out in therapy). you probably aren't nearly as closed off as you'd think either, especially if you're busy focusing on following social heuristics instead of organic conversation. likely all it'd take to get you to open up more is to get you to blink with your social attitude (i.e. give you one instance where you don't have to act heuristically to get socially rewarded), and you'd probably happily open up cuz most people crave being allowed to be themselves.

>>33504988
I used to work a deli. I hated it when workers would get people's sandwiches wrong. Like c'mon you stupid pothead fucks this isn't that fucking hard it's the same thing every time.

Other things that frustrated me.
>People ripping themselves off by ordering horrible sandwiches with basically nothing on them
>people who got the sandwich they ordered but it wasn't what they thought they wanted so they come back complaining like "too much lettuce can you remake it" after 3 bites and I have to be like "lady I can't even have your sandwich up here for food safety reasons it's getting trashed and I'm forced to fucking remake you a whole second fucking sandwich
>absolute retards thinking every sandwich deli is fucking subway and expecting me to be able to make them a meatball sub
>people who accused me of having stale bread when I literally personally baked all the bread we have that day and have been using it as soon as it was cool enough to use
>nutjob homeless walking in for 10 seconds of AC and walking out again on repeat somehow thinking that's going to prevent me from calling the cops

wheeew that was all years ago I guess I just needed to vent

>>33504917
>Have you ever reached that mental state, while getting laid, where you fill entirely absent from your mind?
F. Sex on 2c-b or MDMA.

>>33505018
she doesnt look like that
but you know the girl in the pic goes crazy
she torments it lovecraftian style
performing forbidden rituals on it

>>33505019
Asian with bigger boobs and butt.

Clingy gfs arent real they cant hurt you

foids
do you watch porn

>>33505018
Looking like Slingblade.

>>33505047
I want them to be real and able to hurt me.

>>33504905
I watched Pani Poni Dash on the train once

>>33505048
..yeah. Probably too much

>>33505047
*clings to you like white phosphorus*

>>33505047
>still seething because clingy girls got put in D-tier

>>33505047
you don't know how bad things really are

>>33504923
>M. Love.
>>33505042
>F. Drugs.
proof that women can't actually love moids like men love foids

>>33505012
Goons A Lot

>>33505048
I look at hentai and AI bots if that counts. I may sometimes look into live action porn if it's one of those fucked up extreme JAV pornos, but that's obviously not for masturbation.

>>33505040
What kind of rinky-dink deli doesn't have meatballs?

>>33505053
what kind

>>33504917
>fill entirely absent from your mind
Never had sex but I feel like this a lot cuz dissociation

>>33505062
normal fucking delis god damn you fucking subway addled fuckheads MEATBALL SUBS AREN'T NORMAL YOUR MASCOT IS A PEDOPHILE

>>33505048
>foids
>do you watch porn
I used to, stuff online and things me and my ex made. But I quit over a year ago now. I do very occasionally watch a video I took with a guy I'm currently seeing, but it's not the same kind of thing really.

https://x.com/NoCapMediaa/status/1955656766160810134
would (You) participate in a butterface contest?

>>33505067
stfu&ptbai
(shut the fuck up & put the balls on it)

>>33505068
>used to, stuff online
what kind

>>33505063
All sorts of stuff. Lately a lot of ass to mouth threesomes

>>33505058
I was the original guy wondering, i dont need neither drugs nor love to feel it that intensely

>>33505042
I wanted to try MDMA for that and because people say it would fix me being so stiff, but the people ive seen on drug seem so fucking retarded, and most dont take it to have fun but just for getting laid, which seems predatory from an outside view