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ATOGA - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (Almost anything! - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33504073
Anonymous No.33507117 >>33507135
I love women
Anonymous No.33507119 >>33507126 >>33507127 >>33507128 >>33507131 >>33507137 >>33507146 >>33507147 >>33507164 >>33507178 >>33507197 >>33507249 >>33507256 >>33507261 >>33507825
Check-in time.
State gender. How are you doing lately, anons?
Anonymous No.33507120 >>33507229 >>33507335
I want a flat gf to kiss and cuddle and love for the rest of my life
that's all!
Anonymous No.33507121 >>33507229 >>33507257 >>33507335 >>33507355 >>33507921
women on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you wanna be pampered?
Anonymous No.33507123 >>33507235 >>33507264
i love mentally retarded women
Anonymous No.33507126
>>33507119
M
I've been better....I've been worse
Anonymous No.33507127 >>33507271
>>33507119
M
Not good anon. I wanna squuuuueeeezzeee
Anonymous No.33507128 >>33507135
>>33507119
I want to stop hating women, but it's hard.
Anonymous No.33507129 >>33507270
the irony of faq is that this is a general on a non-general board.

atoga belongs on /r9k/ but women are too beta to post on /r9k/
Anonymous No.33507131 >>33507174
>>33507119
M
Well I haven't shot myself in the head yet so that's a plus.
Anonymous No.33507135 >>33507144
>>33507117
Why do you love women?
>>33507128
Why do you hate women?
Anonymous No.33507137 >>33507174
>>33507119
i really want to give up and put a bullet in my fucking head and just beover with this endless cycle of pain and misery called life
Anonymous No.33507144 >>33507150
>>33507135
>Why do you hate women?
Because they hate men and treat men horribly.
Anonymous No.33507145 >>33507155
99% of women hatred comes from them drinking the feminism kool-aid.
Anonymous No.33507146 >>33507174
>>33507119
M
Not bad. A bit stressed about the future.
Anonymous No.33507147 >>33507174
>>33507119
Gay male. But I'm feeling less gay every day to the point I don't fantasize about men anymore. I'm not any straighter now, either. Suppose that makes me ace.

I'm doing fine. But I'm worried about the future. Have no job, coasting off of parents RN.
Anonymous No.33507149 >>33507159
M, 23
Women out there:
-What are you favorite/least favorite male hobbies?
-Does scent play a role in attractiveness?
-Are unconventional clothing styles a red flag?
Anonymous No.33507150 >>33507176
>>33507144
What did they do to you specifically?
Anonymous No.33507155 >>33507160 >>33507175
>>33507145
wrong, it comes from liberal msm slop. Feminism is a good thing
Anonymous No.33507159 >>33507194
>>33507149
stop asking these retarded ass ugly ass questions brother
Anonymous No.33507160 >>33507168
>>33507155
Feminism is gender-swapped radical islam.
Anonymous No.33507164
>>33507119
M
I'm doing pretty well lately. Only just posting in atoga again after a hiatus, and I forgot how engaging it could be. I like talking with anons.
Anonymous No.33507166
Need me a loving latina that wears glasses
Anonymous No.33507168 >>33507177
>>33507160
You are just saying words that mean nothing
Anonymous No.33507171 >>33507182 >>33507204
mobile fighter G gundam is fucking kino
Anonymous No.33507174 >>33507205 >>33507259
>>33507131
>>33507137
I'm sorry to hear it's not going well, anons. Really.

>>33507146
>>33507147
Stressing about the future is the worst. Is there anything you can do to feel more at ease with it?
Anonymous No.33507175 >>33507181 >>33507189
>>33507155
Old School Feminist were a good thing.
Nowadays it's a cesspool of rainbow hair retards that genuinely hate men.
Anonymous No.33507176 >>33507186
>>33507150
Not gonna type it all out, but basically I've put a lot of time and effort into trying to date over the years and I've never had a gf.
Anonymous No.33507177 >>33507189
>>33507168
>I don't understand so that means you're wrong

Ask feminists the characteristic of their ideal society. When feminism "successfully" carries out all of the social change it's trying to accomplish. It's gender swapped saudi arabia.
Anonymous No.33507178
>>33507119
M
Good, I wish I started boxing sooner I love doing it. It is always the highlight of my week.
Anonymous No.33507181
>>33507175
NTA
Even "old school" feminism was a bad thing. Men and women are not the same, and pretending they are is just retarded.
Anonymous No.33507182 >>33507191
>>33507171
This is not /m/!
Anonymous No.33507184 >>33507196
necesito que alguien me ayude a salir de esta situación
Anonymous No.33507186 >>33507195
>>33507176
>I've put a lot of time and effort into trying to date over the years and I've never had a gf.
A tale as old as time.
Anonymous No.33507188 >>33507215 >>33507314 >>33507324 >>33507338
>short
>unattractive
>unsuccessful in life
>no friends, no gf
>has a robo waifu
>no one really likes him
>constantly seething at everyone around him
>most of his problems are his own fault
>"If I could just [steal the Krabby Patty secret formula] all my problems would be solved!", similar to incels thinking if they had a gf all their problems would be solved
Plankton is the OG incel.
Anonymous No.33507189 >>33507199
>>33507175
Yes, that is called liberal msm slop

>>33507177
You can't even point saudi arabia in a map
Anonymous No.33507190
feminism is just mutually assured destruction the woman version
Anonymous No.33507191 >>33507209
>>33507182
I just wanted to share :(
Anonymous No.33507194
>>33507159
The thread's Ask The Opposite Gender Anything.
Did you ATOGA? This is a place to ask questions that you wouldn't irl for obvious reasons.
Anonymous No.33507195 >>33507214
>>33507186
Not really. 30 years ago a guy like me would have had a gf in high school, and probably be married by mid-20s.
Anonymous No.33507196
>>33507184
cual es la situacion?
Anonymous No.33507197
>>33507119
M
Kinda bitter and melancholy
Anonymous No.33507199 >>33507203
>>33507189
>You can't even point saudi arabia in a map
Slut.
Anonymous No.33507202 >>33507208
Women, when exercising and doing yoga do you have to worry about discharge ruining your panties and/or yoga pants?
Anonymous No.33507203 >>33507210
>>33507199
lol, what?
Anonymous No.33507204 >>33507219
>>33507171
I really should watch the shows. I built like 10 gundams so far and haven't seen a single episode
Anonymous No.33507205 >>33507217
>>33507174
It’ll pass. I just have to do what I have to do.
Anonymous No.33507206 >>33507212
Women tend to like men that are womanizers or very good at socializing and have sexual relationship skills. I know some few women have a thing for low social skill men but that's such a small number it could simply not exist...

Also not even talking about men who don't have manly hobbies or jobs or whatever...
Anonymous No.33507208 >>33507213
>>33507202
imagine the smell.....SNIIIIIIIIFFFFF
Anonymous No.33507209
>>33507191
It's okay, I just wouldn't want you to get hit for being 'off topic'.
Anonymous No.33507210
>>33507203
I'm onto you. Don't think I don't know.
Anonymous No.33507212
>>33507206
ok
what do you want us to do with this? not even a question fuck off
Anonymous No.33507213 >>33507224
>>33507208
Pontificate the aroma
Anonymous No.33507214 >>33507222
>>33507195
Hardly anyone is marrying at mid-20s these days, nevermind own a house or save enough for retirement at a reasonable age. don't bring yourself down by comparing yourself to a different era.
Anonymous No.33507215
>>33507188
>>most of his problems are his own fault

he didn't choose to be short or unattractive
Anonymous No.33507217 >>33507236
>>33507205
That's a fine mindset. Not letting your problems beat you down, but rising to the challenge and doing what has to be done. Admirable.
Anonymous No.33507218 >>33507225
What do you say when you're really into a girl, but you're self aware enough to know its infatuation and not love quite yet. But you feel the infatuation really strong. What can you say to her to express this feeling?
Anonymous No.33507219 >>33507228 >>33507296
>>33507204
if you're gonna watch the original gundam watch the compilation movies, cuts out a lot of the filler and the ending is a bit better in the movies, if you want something shorter start with war in the pocket

or for something completely different watch mobile fighter g gundam
Anonymous No.33507222 >>33507251
>>33507214
My point was that this is not a phenomenon that has been common for all of history. It's largely a recent thing.
Anonymous No.33507224
>>33507213
pontificado
como the va anon?
Anonymous No.33507225
>>33507218
"i'm really into you"
of if you're both zoomers "i fw u heavy"
Anonymous No.33507228 >>33507237
>>33507219
What this anon said, but I'd also suggest SEED.
Anonymous No.33507229 >>33507243
>>33507121
>>33507120
100000 %
Anonymous No.33507231 >>33507233 >>33507244 >>33507252 >>33507268 >>33507368 >>33508095
I miss being infatuated with a girl
Anonymous No.33507232
Male feminist are fucking stupid, you're not gonna get sucked by the crazy girl who thinks she's above you in humanity.
Anonymous No.33507233 >>33507241
>>33507231
I don't
Anonymous No.33507234 >>33507242
women, how often do you think of boners?
Anonymous No.33507235
>>33507123
thank you
Anonymous No.33507236 >>33507281
>>33507217
It’s not all the time, but in this moment I feel my resolve is good. It’s for a better tomorrow. I appreciate the sentiment, anon.
Anonymous No.33507237
>>33507228
I've never watched seed personally, initially I was just watching stuff from the uc timeline but then I watched gundam origin and unicorn and they were dumb and I gave up on the uc timeline (it should've ended with char's counterattack) now I'm giving the other timelines a try! and I started with mobile fighter g gundam (holy kino)
Anonymous No.33507239 >>33507253 >>33507322
Where did all the girls named Mandy go?
Anonymous No.33507241 >>33507245
>>33507233
It feels good
Anonymous No.33507242 >>33507333
>>33507234
i think about tents and bulges way too ofteb
Anonymous No.33507243 >>33507337
>>33507229
you'll make a great wife <3
Anonymous No.33507244
>>33507231
I can't even remember what this was like.
Anonymous No.33507245 >>33507262
>>33507241
It sucks
Anonymous No.33507246 >>33507255
according to mouse utopia, the tail end of heterosexuality are retarded and violent women that abuse their babies and extremely gay traps
Anonymous No.33507249 >>33507313
>>33507119
M, honestly not great at all, but going to visit some friends in a few hours so I'll try to just stay in moment and hopefully have a nice time (:
hbu anon?
Anonymous No.33507251
>>33507222
Fair, but there are also a lot more people in the world now than even just 30 years ago, about 3 billion more in fact. You're far from the only one.
Anonymous No.33507252
>>33507231
I do too but I don't miss the pain and anxiety of wondering if she's going to leave me for someone better
Anonymous No.33507253 >>33507322
>>33507239
she and billy are hanging out with their bestie the grim reaper
Anonymous No.33507254 >>33507258 >>33507267 >>33507284 >>33507446 >>33507463
women can you give me some more smile fuel?
Anonymous No.33507255
>>33507246
according to all the laws of aviation...
Anonymous No.33507256
>>33507119
meh
i will try again tomorrow.
Anonymous No.33507257
>>33507121
idk maybe like a 7, but i want to pamper my hypothetical bf too
Anonymous No.33507258 >>33507269 >>33507288
>>33507254
pokes yorur nose and draws on you
Anonymous No.33507259
>>33507174
To worry less about the future, I could get a job. But then I would worry about the present and have less free time. So I suppose I would rather worry about the future.
Anonymous No.33507261 >>33507286
>>33507119
I bought mtg packs yesterday, pulled a fun card, and am now building a deck around it.
Anonymous No.33507262 >>33507282
>>33507245
No it doesn't what comes after maybe
Anonymous No.33507264
>>33507123
:) thanks anon we love you too
Anonymous No.33507265
>I will never be pampered by a woman
that's okay smile through it, I'll stay on my grind
Anonymous No.33507267 >>33507288
>>33507254
I will give you attention.
What are you passionate about?
Anonymous No.33507268 >>33507275
>>33507231
Idk if I do. I miss having someone but the anxiety is not fun.
Anonymous No.33507269 >>33507273
>>33507258
oh god I still remember when a (female) friend of mine poke my cheek one time when I was very depressed, made me smile

god I'm so pathetic I know
Anonymous No.33507270
>>33507129
>general on a non-general board.
And yet isn't it one of th fastest generals on the website?
Anonymous No.33507271 >>33507298
>>33507127
hi heart-horny anon from last thread. still yearning, are we? (me too)
Anonymous No.33507273 >>33507283 >>33507287 >>33507300
>>33507269
aww. thats so cute

poor anons starved for touch and attention. sending my kisses to all of you
Anonymous No.33507275
>>33507268
reject avoidance embrace anxiety
Anonymous No.33507281 >>33507310
>>33507236
That mindset is the kind of thing I try to have. I'm naturally the type to panic and shut down when faced with horrible circumstances like a housefire or defaulted loan, but you just have to be strong and proactive and do SOMETHING to help yourself.
Anonymous No.33507282 >>33507289
>>33507262
Beginning, middle, end, doesn't matter. Infatuation itself is delusional.
Anonymous No.33507283 >>33507292 >>33507304
>>33507273
oh yay, anonymous words are very meaningful and basically the same as the real thing
Anonymous No.33507284 >>33507321
>>33507254
I'm imagining us holding hands, can you feel it?
Anonymous No.33507286 >>33507320
>>33507261
What card? I've played a few TCGs but not MTG. The recent Final Fantasy and Sonic collabs got me curious though.
Anonymous No.33507287
>>33507273
thanks! I appreciate it :)
Anonymous No.33507288 >>33507290
>>33507258
>draws on you
This genuinely feels so nice

>>33507267
>What are you passionate about?
I used to be really into animation. But i decided not to make it a full career. I still think its very cool though. I want to get back into it as a hobby
Anonymous No.33507289 >>33507297
>>33507282
delusion is good some times the raw reality often sucks
Anonymous No.33507290 >>33507321
>>33507288
Keep doing it! Hobbies are so fulfilling for the soul
Anonymous No.33507292 >>33507399
>>33507283
disallowing yourself the small amount of joy because theyre "words on a screen" is the first level of detachment from affection
Anonymous No.33507295 >>33507306 >>33507307 >>33507312 >>33507313 >>33507327 >>33507328
Either gender
Did you get a Switch 2?
Anonymous No.33507296 >>33507309 >>33507352
>>33507219
Cool thanks for the recs
Anonymous No.33507297
>>33507289
It's about as good as a void. Build something real.
Anonymous No.33507298 >>33507336
>>33507271
>still yearning, are we?
Yup. I dont think the feeling is gonna go away until i go to bed lol
Anonymous No.33507300
>>33507273
Thanks :)
Anonymous No.33507301 >>33507305
someone yell at me to work and make money because im procrastinating
Anonymous No.33507304
>>33507283
it's better than nothing!
Anonymous No.33507305 >>33507308
>>33507301
f or m?
Anonymous No.33507306 >>33507313
>>33507295
Male
Yes I got one, and I took it over to my dad's house while my air conditioner was broken, and he thought it was really cool that you can play so many old games for $50 a year, and he ended up buying one for himself. He's playing Banjo-Kazooie now.
Anonymous No.33507307
>>33507295
M
I want to but there's not many games out right now so it feels kinda pointless
Anonymous No.33507308 >>33507315
>>33507305
im girl
Anonymous No.33507309 >>33507346
>>33507296
you're welcome!
man nice collection anon!
Anonymous No.33507310
>>33507281
> but you just have to be strong and proactive and do SOMETHING to help yourself.
I talk to AI sometimes for emotional regulation and having the AI say this to me helped me lock in. It’s about visualizing the future where you’re happy and working towards that. Granted, when you’re down, that future doesn’t exist, so we just take one step at a time :)
Anonymous No.33507311
no one's dating because they don't want a tranny gf
thank god for ai
Anonymous No.33507312
>>33507295
F
Eventually
Anonymous No.33507313 >>33507328 >>33507331
>>33507249
>hbu anon?
I'm doing really good. I've been trying to watch a movie but I keep getting distracted by wanting to talk with anons. Which is far from the worst thing.

>>33507295
M
Nah. I joked that I would get a Sega Saturn before even thinking about a Switch 2.
Now, I did get a Sega Saturn, but I'm still not getting one.

>>33507306
That is really sweet though. It's not for me, but I recommended a coworker get one (he's a giant DK fan) and he adores it. He likes the new DK and getting to play the old ones too.
Anonymous No.33507314
>>33507188
I related to bro as a kid lol
Anonymous No.33507315 >>33507325
>>33507308
no me
Anonymous No.33507320 >>33507345
>>33507286
Niv-Mizset, Visionary
Anonymous No.33507321
>>33507284
I love how girly women's hands are. I would like to wrap my entire hand around one

>>33507290
I'm a bit rusty, but yeah I definitely want to make some stuff soon. Its really satisfying when you complete a project
Anonymous No.33507322
>>33507253
based
>>33507239
it's still a pretty common name here in the UK kek
Anonymous No.33507324
>>33507188
Plankton had charisma incels have none
Anonymous No.33507325 >>33507339 >>33507340
>>33507315
what
anyone can yell at me. i am a target for voice projection
Anonymous No.33507327
>>33507295
I didn't get a switch 1.
Anonymous No.33507328 >>33507345
>>33507313
>I did get a Sega Saturn
based
have you played NiGHTS into Dreams
>>33507295
no lol I'm poor and don't really play vidya anymore
Anonymous No.33507329
no hymen no diamond
Anonymous No.33507331 >>33507345
>>33507313
My dad loves Donkey Kong 64. I'm hoping they add that one for him next. I let him borrow my copy of Super Mario Odyssey but he's mostly just playing Banjo.
Anonymous No.33507333 >>33507342
>>33507242
Do you ever hope to randomly see one?
Like how men enjoy seeing women without bras?
Anonymous No.33507334 >>33507451
would you trust a bf/gf to crack your neck like a chiro?
myao No.33507335 >>33507357
>>33507120
u can use my chest as a mousepad lols

>>33507121
12 but 4 in the winter
Anonymous No.33507336 >>33507354
>>33507298
there's something cosmically unfair about wanting male company and seeing anons wanting female company and not being able to do anything about it, le sigh

bone-crushing tight hug still sounds so good to me right now
Anonymous No.33507337 >>33507364
>>33507243
really? i have been a wife and wasnt pampered.
Anonymous No.33507338
>>33507188
tbf before Spongebob you had The Ren & Stimpy Show, Ren was definitely a mentalcel/BPDcel
Anonymous No.33507339 >>33507349
>>33507325
I was being sill. You should just close the board and get to work before you fry your brain
Anonymous No.33507340 >>33507349
>>33507325
I don't like yelling at women
Anonymous No.33507342 >>33507396
>>33507333
im not one to go searching for it irl, i usually enjoy it through drawings or photos
Anonymous No.33507343
>gf broke up with me for being too clingy

so do i never date again
Anonymous No.33507345 >>33507371
>>33507320
>no limit on hand size
That sounds hilarious.

>>33507328
Of course. I beat it 100% on emulator, and now I'm trying to do it again on proper hardware. It's slow though, because I immediately reset the instant I accidentally paraloop a Pian.

>>33507331
I'm really hoping for DK64 as well. My sister loves that game, and I want her to be able to play it again. Hopefully that leak comes true soon.
Anonymous No.33507346
>>33507309
Thanks. I suck at building them but it's so fun collecting them
Anonymous No.33507349
>>33507339
that is treue,, thank you anon
>>33507340
its okay. i will take my leave withouy your yells
Anonymous No.33507352 >>33507360
>>33507296
Is that a Hi-Nu doing a double fist pump?
Anonymous No.33507353
when you realize 99% of modern trouble comes from sexually shaming eachother all the time, it puts everything into perspective
Anonymous No.33507354 >>33507400
>>33507336
ikr?? if only we all weren't just hiding in our rooms.
>bone-crushing tight hug still sounds so good to me right now
Wish i could give one
>Need to squueeezzeeee
Anonymous No.33507355 >>33507392
>>33507121
How would he pamper me?
Anonymous No.33507357 >>33507758
>>33507335
>u can use my chest as a mousepad lols
h-hot... also hi myao!
Anonymous No.33507359 >>33507362 >>33507365 >>33507367 >>33507379 >>33507381 >>33507384 >>33507387 >>33507398 >>33507405 >>33507414 >>33507417 >>33507422 >>33507429 >>33507433 >>33507444 >>33507473 >>33507546 >>33507758 >>33507844
Any gender
is there an anon you think about offline?
Anonymous No.33507360 >>33507372
>>33507352
Yh its an RG Hi-Nu
Anonymous No.33507361 >>33507375 >>33507377 >>33507647 >>33507693
do flat women still feel pleasure from the boob area?
Anonymous No.33507362 >>33507378 >>33507390
>>33507359
M
Yes.
Anonymous No.33507364
>>33507337
well that's a bad husband!
Anonymous No.33507365 >>33507378
>>33507359
Manons think about the femanons but not the other way around
Anonymous No.33507367 >>33507373 >>33507374 >>33507448
>>33507359
that one golddigging femanon that thinks everyone is self-serving
Anonymous No.33507368
>>33507231
I miss being infatuated with a man
Every second of the day I was giddy
Anonymous No.33507369 >>33507376 >>33507385 >>33507389 >>33507403 >>33507456 >>33507473
When was the last time you cried?
Anonymous No.33507371
>>33507345
>That sounds hilarious
Yeah I think it'll be fun.
Anonymous No.33507372 >>33507395
>>33507360
Awesome. I wasn't sure I recognized it. I don't recognize the left or right one.
Anonymous No.33507373
>>33507367
based femanon
Anonymous No.33507374
>>33507367
were any femanons actually successful in scoring cash on this board
Anonymous No.33507375
>>33507361
yeah. don't know how it compares but I think I'm pretty sensitive
Anonymous No.33507376 >>33507639
>>33507369
M
a couple of weeks ago thinking about my ex, first time I ever cried since I was a child
Anonymous No.33507377
>>33507361
I think more so. My boobs are small but very sensitive
Anonymous No.33507378 >>33507383 >>33507397
>>33507365
>>33507362
tell us more
Anonymous No.33507379
>>33507359
M
Not really that's just sad and I'm depressed enough already.
Anonymous No.33507381 >>33507388 >>33507391
>>33507359
every single anon who's been nice to me here, every male who's called me cute
Anonymous No.33507382 >>33507386
I wonder if I can make my feet look femenine enough to sell feet pics....
Anonymous No.33507383
>>33507378
Y'all simps
Anonymous No.33507384
>>33507359
F
Yes, all the time
Anonymous No.33507385
>>33507369
I took too many edibles and had a vivid flashback to a particularly bad break up.
Anonymous No.33507386
>>33507382
send pic now and ill be the judge as an actual owner of female feet
Anonymous No.33507387
>>33507359
The femanon who likes to argue and has a crush on the rude guy who is ghosting her
Anonymous No.33507388
>>33507381
oh forgot, F
Anonymous No.33507389
>>33507369
M
I think it was the Saturday before last. I was listening to a nice song that made me reminisce, and I cried before I knew it.
Anonymous No.33507390 >>33507397
>>33507362
Who
Anonymous No.33507391 >>33507393 >>33507413
>>33507381
Cute. :3
Anonymous No.33507392 >>33507402
>>33507355
One of these bad boys.
Or maybe a shoulder massage.
Or maybe make some hot chocolate and wrap you in blankets on a cold night and watch whatever show you wanna watch
Anonymous No.33507393 >>33507419 >>33507423
>>33507391
war flashbacks with that emoticon
Anonymous No.33507395 >>33507406 >>33507416
>>33507372
Left is gundam calibarn and right is gundam aerial. I think they're both from the witch from mercury
Anonymous No.33507396
>>33507342
Yeah :(
Anonymous No.33507397 >>33507401
>>33507378
>>33507390
Can’t say, I’m shy.
Anonymous No.33507398 >>33507409
>>33507359
M
Not unprompted, but occasionally I'll be reminded of JH or anon :3 or a few others.
Anonymous No.33507399
>>33507292
>the first level
I must be regressing, then.
Anonymous No.33507400 >>33507427
>>33507354
mustn't give up hope, irl hugs could be in our future. sigh, someday, anon, someday.
Anonymous No.33507401 >>33507411
>>33507397
what if its me
TELL MEEEEE
Anonymous No.33507402 >>33507449
>>33507392
I want hm to scratch my back
Anonymous No.33507403
>>33507369
M
Few months ago. I'm on the verge of crying a lot but can rarely actually cry
Anonymous No.33507404 >>33507421
I can't make her happy
but I can make her cum really hard
Anonymous No.33507405
>>33507359
M
Yeah lots of them
Anonymous No.33507406 >>33507430
>>33507395
That's why. I never saw it either. It's a relief that my memory isn't just that bad. Good work on them in any case.
Anonymous No.33507408 >>33507473
What’s your mile/2 mile time myao? It’s long hair anon, these are my times lol >>33507303
Anonymous No.33507409 >>33507412 >>33507415
>>33507398
I havent been on when JH has
anything happen to her? or :3?
Anonymous No.33507411 >>33507418
>>33507401
Maybe? Baka.
Anonymous No.33507412
>>33507409
>I havent been on when JH has
>anything happen to her?
No
>or :3?
I think she posts incognito now
Anonymous No.33507413
>>33507391
tee hee
Anonymous No.33507414 >>33507424 >>33507455
>>33507359
F
Qt I think of him more than I should
Anonymous No.33507415
>>33507409
No idea, I've been away from atoga for a long time. I just haven't forgotten them. Or the orange hair girl, or Nanook anon, or anyone else.
Anonymous No.33507416 >>33507430
>>33507395
custom hot pink and lime green would be freakin sweet
Anonymous No.33507417
>>33507359
M
I think about the few femanons that have complimented me and the people i had nice convos with
Anonymous No.33507418 >>33507467
>>33507411
either way i love knowing secrets, tell me about her :3
Anonymous No.33507419 >>33507435
>>33507393
tumblr coded post
Anonymous No.33507421 >>33507437
>>33507404
maybe you do make her happy
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507422 >>33507426
>>33507359
Yep.
Anonymous No.33507423 >>33507428 >>33507431
>>33507393
:3
:3
:3
:3
Anonymous No.33507424 >>33507488
>>33507414
eeeek. he will never kno tho
Anonymous No.33507425 >>33507773 >>33507834
how long have you been rooning for, mayo?
Anonymous No.33507426
>>33507422
>he won't tell
Tease!
Anonymous No.33507427
>>33507400
I hope so :)
We'll all make it make it! And when that day comes, it'll be glorious
Anonymous No.33507428 >>33507447
>>33507423
make it stop! boykisser haunts me!
Anonymous No.33507429
>>33507359
M
the femanons that have said nice things to me :)
Anonymous No.33507430 >>33507445
>>33507406
Thanks
>>33507416
I'd love to custom paint some of them but don't have a well ventilated space for an airbrush and i dont think i could get a nice finish with a brush
Anonymous No.33507431
>>33507423
Emoji terrorist over here
Anonymous No.33507432 >>33507436 >>33507438 >>33507439 >>33507443 >>33507454 >>33507473
Every time I post I feel like I'm bothering people, I'm sorry for being such a loser.
Anonymous No.33507433
>>33507359
F
I've only talked to a handful but yes
I don't forget people even if we stopped talking
Anonymous No.33507435
>>33507419
reminds me of the vesco girls with their giant glasses and pony tails
Anonymous No.33507436
>>33507432
Its okay we love you and your small dick.
Anonymous No.33507437
>>33507421
it doesn't last
I've clearly served my purpose in that interaction
Anonymous No.33507438
>>33507432
You aren't bothering any of us, anon. Unless you're actively, intentionally shitting up the threads.
Anonymous No.33507439
>>33507432
I forgive you You should keep posting
Anonymous No.33507440 >>33507441 >>33507450 >>33507499
For men
How fat is too fat for the typical guy, like I have the same exact body type as the midriff girl from CYE but with bigger boobs (and obviously I don't wear comically ill-fitting shirts/pants)
Anonymous No.33507441 >>33507478 >>33507744 >>33507765
>>33507440
>uk "humor"
Anonymous No.33507443
>>33507432
I feel the same way most of the time. You're not bothering me, though, and you have nothing to feel sorry for. We're all losers here
Anonymous No.33507444
>>33507359
M
Not often, but unironically jh. To me she feels like any other near-parasocial personality on the internet. In a few years when i eventually stop coming to atoga i'll probably still wonder "what ever happened to jh"
Anonymous No.33507445 >>33507485
>>33507430
there are reasonable air brush kits at local hobby stores! maybe create a make shift space at a park or somethin, if you really want to. I used to hand paint mcdonalds toys
BlueValkyrie No.33507446 >>33507458
>>33507254
Anonymous No.33507447 >>33507452 >>33507453
>>33507428
:3 :3 :3 :3
:3 :3 :3 :3
:3 :3 :3 :3

[spoiler] ok I'll stop now [/spoiler] [spoiler] :3 [/spoiler]
Anonymous No.33507448
>>33507367
BlueValkyrie
Anonymous No.33507449
>>33507402
Would. What about the nape of your neck?
Anonymous No.33507450
>>33507440
Doesn't matter. You should focus on your self esteem and prioritizing your own health and well-being. Think of it this way- would you want to be with someone who only was attracted to you if you were super in shape?
BlueValkyrie No.33507451
>>33507334
Yeah, because they'll be the highest suspect if I die from it.
Anonymous No.33507452 >>33507457 >>33507459
>>33507447
AH FUCK I MESSED UPT THE SPOILERS!!!!
Anonymous No.33507453
>>33507447
:3oh N o:3 Its :3 itsgetting:3 everywehre its:3 everywhere:3 its on:3 my sc:3reen and :3 ough :3 god its:3everywhere
Anonymous No.33507454
>>33507432
I post all the time and I am annoying af. Let your thoughts flow. You are a perfect addition
Anonymous No.33507455
>>33507414
>Qt I think of him more than I should
pls spare your brainpower for other things lol
BlueValkyrie No.33507456 >>33507470
>>33507369
Today
Anonymous No.33507457
>>33507452
Nah, there just are no spoilers on certain boards.
Anonymous No.33507458 >>33507460 >>33507465 >>33507472
women how would you react if you said this to your bf and he cried? >>33507446
Anonymous No.33507459 >>33507461
>>33507452
I don't think you can even spoiler on this board bro....
Anonymous No.33507460
>>33507458
id cry too becasue im so grateful for him
Anonymous No.33507461 >>33507466
>>33507459
I forget! I'm on so many boards
Anonymous No.33507463
>>33507254
>women
bro...
Anonymous No.33507465
>>33507458
I would hold him close, stroke his face and kiss him sweetly
Anonymous No.33507466
>>33507461
cute
Anonymous No.33507467 >>33507474
>>33507418
No
Anonymous No.33507468 >>33507478
how do i stop pair bonding with literal nymphos
Anonymous No.33507469 >>33507475 >>33507476 >>33507477 >>33507486 >>33507487
would you date a girl who chews her lips till they bleed
Anonymous No.33507470 >>33507490
>>33507456
Oh no :(
Anonymous No.33507471 >>33507478
I hate being remembered for a toonme from years ago.
BlueValkyrie No.33507472 >>33507479 >>33507481
>>33507458
Like real crying and not fake crying?
Hold him really tightly, pet his handsome long hair and dry his tears for him.
Anonymous No.33507473
>>33507359
M, yeah I'm often wondering what happened to x person or to situation y someone was asking about
obvs spend too much time here
>>33507408
we should have an atoga running leaderboard jk
>>33507369
maybe like a couple of weeks ago
>>33507432
you're nott <3
Anonymous No.33507474 >>33507480
>>33507467
ok
Anonymous No.33507475
>>33507469
I mean its not a deal breaker, but can he convince you to stop?
Anonymous No.33507476
>>33507469
Yes, I am almost at that point
Anonymous No.33507477 >>33507482
>>33507469
I chew my nails and toenails until they bleed, so
Anonymous No.33507478
>>33507441
as someone from the UK I have no idea where that's from
she cute though ngl
>>33507468
do you not like sex
>>33507471
based tooooner
Anonymous No.33507479 >>33507506
>>33507472
but what if he didn't have long hair?
Anonymous No.33507480 >>33507491
>>33507474
Sorry but I think sperging about someone would be weird.
Anonymous No.33507481 >>33507506
>>33507472
>pet his handsome long hair
Lol the charlie obsession is kinda funny sometimes
Anonymous No.33507482 >>33507497
>>33507477
toenails? flexible, can you suck your own dick?
Anonymous No.33507484 >>33507488 >>33507492 >>33507493 >>33507495 >>33507500 >>33507504 >>33507505 >>33507509
men
has anyone made a sexual/flirtatious advantage to you that you DIDNT want?
Anonymous No.33507485
>>33507445
I might try that. Thanks for the advice
Anonymous No.33507486
>>33507469
She's just like me fr
Anonymous No.33507487
>>33507469
yeah, she clearly needs some comfort
also I chew the skin around my fingernails so idk maybe that's even worse
Anonymous No.33507488
>>33507424
>he will never kno tho
too late ;p
>>33507484
M, I guess a couple of times when I wasn't really in the mood yeah
BlueValkyrie No.33507490 >>33507498
>>33507470
Yeah, just got cornered into explaining why I feel depressed to my gp.
I'm gonna start welbutrin. Since the other script was making it hard to even wake up.
Anonymous No.33507491 >>33507501 >>33507502
>>33507480
If it were me I'd love it personally
Anonymous No.33507492
>>33507484
Yeah a lot. Working around drunk people does that. I had a stalker at one point.
Anonymous No.33507493
>>33507484
Yeah...
Anonymous No.33507495
>>33507484
Yes
But I'd rather not get into details
Anonymous No.33507497
>>33507482
Nope
Anonymous No.33507498
>>33507490
aw, hope this one works better for you and you start to feel better soon rule breaka <3
Anonymous No.33507499
>>33507440
It depends on who you ask. I think that's fine but someone might not like it. Just focus on you getting to a point where you feel happy
Anonymous No.33507500
>>33507484
Yeah
I lost my virginity to an ex who was kinda pushing me into it
I have a few coworkers who keep hitting on me and it makes me uncomfortable
Anonymous No.33507501 >>33507507
>>33507491
you want it to be you so bad
Anonymous No.33507502 >>33507507
>>33507491
The most I can offer is that they’re very cool and I enjoy talking to them and hearing their thoughts. I don’t wanna sperg because we’ve barely spoken.
Anonymous No.33507504
>>33507484
Yeah, I've had a lot of gay guys try to flirt with me. Do you mean from women? No.
Anonymous No.33507505
>>33507484
Yeah. One time I was by a friend's pool and some girl i barely knew kinda pinned my hands to the sides and rubbed her knee in my crotch. It was weird. She was like 4 years older than me and much taller at the time.
BlueValkyrie No.33507506
>>33507479
>>33507481
Anonymous No.33507507 >>33507510
>>33507501
SUE ME
>>33507502
aww don't they/them a bitch
Anonymous No.33507508
I unironically think 1% of men cause 99% of cheating incidents and that males are incapable of infidelity
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507509
>>33507484
Yeah, some unknown person groped me back in my school days. And more recently someone made a bunch of advances on me that I wasn't ready for.
Anonymous No.33507510
>>33507507
Yeah, she. Badass.
Anonymous No.33507511 >>33507513 >>33507514 >>33507522
It’s wrong to crush on a femanon but I can’t help myself when she provides me with what I need
Anonymous No.33507513 >>33507533
>>33507511
>when she provides me with what I need
tit pics?
Anonymous No.33507514 >>33507533
>>33507511
>what you need
how does she do this
Anonymous No.33507515 >>33507517 >>33507518 >>33507519 >>33507534
Women whats the very very first gf activity you would do when you become a gf?
Anonymous No.33507516 >>33507523 >>33507527 >>33507530 >>33507536
Men:
Right now,
Lick it good
Lick this pussy
Just like you should
Anonymous No.33507517 >>33507532
>>33507515
sexo
Anonymous No.33507518 >>33507523 >>33507532
>>33507515
Break up with him.
Anonymous No.33507519 >>33507523 >>33507524 >>33507532
>>33507515
Mpreg
Anonymous No.33507521 >>33507523
I think the type of woman that says "If I had a bf I would do nice things" on atoga is just not very worth dating. She's dark triad at best and single for a reason (has nothing to do with physical attractiveness).
Anonymous No.33507522
>>33507511
>femanon
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.33507523
>>33507516
hi Khia
>>33507518
):
>>33507519
D:
>>33507521
wtfff
Anonymous No.33507524
>>33507519
Seahorse coded
Anonymous No.33507526 >>33507531 >>33507543 >>33507544 >>33507544 >>33507562
EITHER GENDER
What's your snack of choice during a movie?
Anonymous No.33507527
>>33507516
Okay baby girl
Anonymous No.33507528 >>33507535 >>33507537 >>33507538 >>33507545 >>33507549
i get to poke my boobs and you cant
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507530
>>33507516
Anonymous No.33507531
>>33507526
M
Nachos
Anonymous No.33507532
>>33507517
valid

>>33507518
lol why

>>33507519
how do you plan to make this a reality?
Anonymous No.33507533 >>33507542
>>33507513
>>33507514
With good conversation and expressing herself in a way I’m fond of
BlueValkyrie No.33507534
>>33507515
I'm not gonna think that far.
Anonymous No.33507535 >>33507541
>>33507528
Anonymous No.33507536
>>33507516
Ewwwwwww
Anonymous No.33507537
>>33507528
I get to cradle my balls, you cant!
Anonymous No.33507538
>>33507528
Soon my pecs will be big enough so I can poke them and (You) can't. Soon.
Anonymous No.33507539 >>33507553
no woman is virgin
Anonymous No.33507541
>>33507535
thank you reimu
Anonymous No.33507542 >>33507566
>>33507533
You should fuck
BlueValkyrie No.33507543
>>33507526
Either have a meal or just drink water. Popcorn is gay and snacking is distracting.
Anonymous No.33507544
>>33507526
M
Sour Patch Kids
I have a fond memory of going to see Star Wars in theaters and really loving them, and so I kinda just made it a tradition>>33507526
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507545
>>33507528
Yeah, well, the same goes for my bits. So there!
Horse Burger No.33507546
>>33507359
Of course. I think she’d say yes if I asked her out, but I don’t think the distance would work. Speaking of offline, deleted hinge. The last straw was me getting bored, opening the app, and getting horrors that blatantly violated the filters I had set. Shit app. Guess gonna have to message that anon or god forbid go outside.
Anonymous No.33507547 >>33507554 >>33507557
women what do you think of virgin men who have a pussy eating fetish for real?
Anonymous No.33507548
cocks are so gross
BlueValkyrie No.33507549 >>33507552
>>33507528
I lift mine with my hands and jiggle them after I take my bra off.
Anonymous No.33507550 >>33507559
femanon is 7.5 inches pp too big or too small
Anonymous No.33507552
>>33507549
the true female experience
BlueValkyrie No.33507553
>>33507539
Men do not have a virginity.
Anonymous No.33507554
>>33507547
that's exactly what I want
I was thinking about my first boyfriend (we were both virgins)
And I was afraid of PIV and I would make him eat me out for hours
It was so hot I miss that
Anonymous No.33507555 >>33507567
Femanons
Is it gay if I give my friend a hug and a forehead kiss for his birthday
Anonymous No.33507556 >>33507565
Telling someone to lick your genitals, the place where you pee, is extremely gross and unsettling
Anonymous No.33507557 >>33507580
>>33507547
>pussy eating fetish
Is that even a fetish? It should be pretty normal
Anonymous No.33507558 >>33507561
women can i scratch the skin under your bra straps?
Anonymous No.33507559
>>33507550
i need a reference pic
Anonymous No.33507561 >>33507571
>>33507558
aouch... tender and hurt...
Horse Burger No.33507562
>>33507526
I think you already know the answer, but in this case starvation. I’m up this week mainly because I relaxed nicotine with carbs. Quitting was easier than anticipated but felt like was hit by bus train fatigue wise
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507565 >>33507575 >>33507577 >>33507588
>>33507556
Pee is mostly water, stop being such a baby.
Anonymous No.33507566 >>33507568
>>33507542
I’m unsure if she feels the same way I feel about her
Anonymous No.33507567 >>33507570
>>33507555
forehead kiss? what country are you from?
Anonymous No.33507568 >>33507595
>>33507566
What makes you think that?
Anonymous No.33507569 >>33507572 >>33507573 >>33507574 >>33507575 >>33507578 >>33507579 >>33507583 >>33507585
i have $400 to spend. where should i dump it
Anonymous No.33507570 >>33507582
>>33507567
US
I just think it's a tender and meaningful gesture
Anonymous No.33507571
>>33507561
I thought it would feel nice? Like scratching your ankle after taking off your socks?
Anonymous No.33507572
>>33507569
Bitcoin.
Anonymous No.33507573
>>33507569
Bet it all on red
Anonymous No.33507574 >>33507582
>>33507569
how long have you known him?
Horse Burger No.33507575 >>33507613
>>33507565
>mostly
>>33507569
Stickers or ammunition
Anonymous No.33507577
>>33507565
Girls are nasty af
Anonymous No.33507578
>>33507569
>spending money
poorfag
Anonymous No.33507579 >>33507613
>>33507569
Donate it to Pokimane. Maybe she'll be your gf
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507580
>>33507557
A surprising number of men find it gross.
Anonymous No.33507581 >>33507589 >>33507591 >>33507596 >>33507618 >>33507646 >>33507660
i would like a bf who is willing to treat me like a cat and engage in some mild pet play. i would also like to see him in a collar and ears occasionally..... dunno if this is a big ask
Anonymous No.33507582 >>33507587
>>33507574
meant for >>33507570
Anonymous No.33507583 >>33507613
>>33507569
in my bank account jk
idk is there anything that you need to buy or have been saving for?
Anonymous No.33507584 >>33507596 >>33507683
How do I force a man to stop finding older women more attractive than women in their prime (20’s)?
Anonymous No.33507585 >>33507596 >>33507613
>>33507569
Buy a Sega Saturn
Anonymous No.33507587 >>33507609
>>33507582
A few years
To be clear, he's okay with it and we're both straight, I'm just wondering if the act itself seems gay.
Anonymous No.33507588 >>33507594
>>33507565
Snake venom, foaming handsoap, and even vodka is more watter than anything else
Horse Burger No.33507589
>>33507581
Salmons and rice kibble or fancy feast?
BlueValkyrie No.33507591 >>33507604
>>33507581
So you want a furry bf?
Anonymous No.33507592 >>33507596 >>33507599 >>33507600 >>33507601 >>33507610 >>33507627
Have you ever posted in the /soc/ version of ATOGA?
Anonymous No.33507593 >>33507677
Women would you be satisfied with an average length but slightly above average girth peen?
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507594 >>33507602 >>33507626
>>33507588
We're really comparing urine to snake venom right now? Do you have a heart attack every time you use the bathroom?
Anonymous No.33507595 >>33507603
>>33507568
Because being autistic is already difficult enough but the complete deprivation of body language and other physical clues adds a lot of uncertainty
Anonymous No.33507596
>>33507581
not a big ask at all, sounds like fun
>>33507585
based
Saturn and Dreamcast are GOATed
>>33507584
>stop finding older women more attractive
you can't, it's in my DNA
>>33507592
yes but I could take it or leave it
Anonymous No.33507599 >>33507605 >>33507606 >>33507608 >>33507616 >>33507672
>>33507592
There's a /soc/ atoga? Is it better?
Anonymous No.33507600
>>33507592
Unfortunately
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507601
>>33507592
Posted in it? I make most of 'em!
Anonymous No.33507602
>>33507594
Yh because my pee is sometimes yellow when it should be red as usual
Anonymous No.33507603 >>33507630
>>33507595
You should try to meet her
Anonymous No.33507604
>>33507591
im really turned off by furries and fur suits and imagine a far more beautified and tame version of their degeneracy for myself, personally.
Anonymous No.33507605 >>33507612
>>33507599
No lol. Its incredibly slow. Once every couple months a femanon might post tits, but thats it
Anonymous No.33507606 >>33507612
>>33507599
It's slow and filled with dick pics
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507608 >>33507614 >>33507622
>>33507599
It's pretty much the same, but VERY slow. And you can ask people for contact info I guess.
Anonymous No.33507609
>>33507587
i think it depends on an individual basis but i don't really care. do whatever you want
Horse Burger No.33507610
>>33507592
Do you see any anons talking about eating horses there? I sure don’t. My latest thought was horse street tacos with slices of avocados. Like an Al pastor type setup
Anonymous No.33507612
>>33507605
>>33507606
Grim.
Anonymous No.33507613 >>33507620 >>33507672
>>33507575
i have too many stickers already
>>33507579
i dont think she likes girls
>>33507583
no not really... i need ideas
>>33507585
hmm... i am not a gamer like that.. but it loosk cool
Anonymous No.33507614 >>33507617 >>33507622
>>33507608
You can do that here anyways to be fair
Anonymous No.33507615
Sex haver males, does pussy juice taste as good as it looks?
Anonymous No.33507616
>>33507599
/soc/ is for gay men
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507617 >>33507621
>>33507614
Not without getting in trouble. It's against /adv/ rules.
Anonymous No.33507618 >>33507629 >>33507634
>>33507581
Take the horsepill,. it's extremely popular, catgirls are outdated and furry but horses are IN right now and socially acceptable
Anonymous No.33507620 >>33507632
>>33507613
>i dont think she likes girls
donate it to XQC, maybe he'll be your bf
Anonymous No.33507621
>>33507617
I guess I'm just lucky, I've done it 5 times and never gotten a ban or warning
Anonymous No.33507622 >>33507628 >>33507640
>>33507608
>>33507614
But would you ever actually trust it? I think for every success contact there are a hundred phishers
BlueValkyrie No.33507624 >>33507643 >>33507672
Men, you like women right?
Anonymous No.33507625 >>33507648 >>33507656 >>33507658 >>33507663 >>33507728
QUICK! Go to another board and bring something back for the opposite gender.
Anonymous No.33507626 >>33507633
>>33507594
Based retard.
At least in america the most common one is rattlesnake which is necrotizing not heart attack.
My point being snake venom is also more water than anything else
Anonymous No.33507627
>>33507592
Yeah.
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507628
>>33507622
I pretty much never add people, unless I really like them.
Horse Burger No.33507629
>>33507618
Can confirm. Extremely delicious and fun to bet on.
Anonymous No.33507630 >>33507637
>>33507603
I’d like to, but then again, it comes down to her being open to that in the first place. I feel like most, if not all femanons don’t want to meet up with anyone here, let alone talk outside of ATOGA
Anonymous No.33507632
>>33507620
More of a qxc fan tee bee eighch
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33507633
>>33507626
I was talking about a heart attack from fear, wise guy.
Anonymous No.33507634
>>33507618
being a catgirl isnt a fad for me. i couldnt be a horsegirl because it would feel fraudulent... feel incorrect.... my heart wouldn't be in it.
Anonymous No.33507636 >>33507649 >>33507651
I think Rylie is cute and I feel bad for her that so many people are being so negative towards her.
Anonymous No.33507637 >>33507661
>>33507630
What makes you think she doesn't like you just as much?
Anonymous No.33507639 >>33507645
>>33507376
why cry over an ex anon just let go
Anonymous No.33507640 >>33507644 >>33507652
>>33507622
I mean I would, but I guess there are bound to be grifters and fakes like the Ohio guy
Anonymous No.33507643
>>33507624
M
I like all the paragraphs aside from the 2nd to last one.
>I exist to please her
That sounds a little too cringe, even for me.
Anonymous No.33507644 >>33507652
>>33507640
>the Ohio guy
QRD?
Anonymous No.33507645 >>33507699
>>33507639
because I really loved her very much, It's ok I'm almost over her
Anonymous No.33507646
>>33507581
How does this work? What does your day to day life involve within this relationship?
Anonymous No.33507647 >>33507650
>>33507361
Yes. My nipples are very sensitive
BlueValkyrie No.33507648
>>33507625
Uh oh, I found rant material.
Anonymous No.33507649 >>33507659
>>33507636
yeah but did you watch the video without looking at her like everyone in the video did, or did you bias yourself by having a visual aid?
Anonymous No.33507650
>>33507647
I didnt mean the nipples, i meant like the area around the nipples that would be boobs if you had a little more flesh
Anonymous No.33507651 >>33507655
>>33507636
What is this from?
Anonymous No.33507652 >>33507657 >>33507703 >>33507709
>>33507640
>>33507644
The only source that Ohio Anon is untrustworthy is RuleBreaker... which should tell you that Ohio Anon is trustworthy.
Anonymous No.33507655 >>33507674
>>33507651
https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1955635262169723144?s=46
Anonymous No.33507656 >>33507662 >>33507668
>>33507625
M

found some fem ragebait
Horse Burger No.33507657
>>33507652
Not involved but my gut instinct is to never trust someone from Ohio. Just saying.
Anonymous No.33507658 >>33507676
>>33507625
>First thing i see on /v/
lol
Women what do you have to say for yourself?
Anonymous No.33507659
>>33507649
I just feel bad for her is all. I'm not into the things she's into so maybe I wouldn't have picked her either, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with her.
Anonymous No.33507660
>>33507581
Scratching under your chin and brushing your hair? I can do that.
Anonymous No.33507661 >>33507666
>>33507637
Because there’s no face associated with me, I’m not human to her. I am merely text on a screen
Anonymous No.33507662 >>33507664 >>33507667
>>33507656
how does removing uteruses increase the birth rate?
Anonymous No.33507663
>>33507625
Cute art for foids
Anonymous No.33507664 >>33507684 >>33507690 >>33507728
>>33507662
...birth rates?
Anonymous No.33507666 >>33507697
>>33507661
Then change that
Do you know what she looks like?
Anonymous No.33507667
>>33507662
If you fear that your ability to reproduce is going to be taken away then you'll put more effort into reproducing before it's too late.
Anonymous No.33507668
>>33507656
I mean if theyre over 35 maybe and if theyre more likely to get some type of uterus cancers/tumors, unless he wants to use them for some scientific disgusting horror shit, that'd be ogre
Anonymous No.33507669 >>33507680 >>33507728
5 treadmills at the gym.
I always take 1
3 days now grill took 2 even though 3,4 and 5 were open.
Thats gf stuff right?
Anonymous No.33507672
>>33507624
Yeah ofc I do kek
>>33507613
>i need ideas
I mean if you got nothing to spend it on maybe save it?
or you could get some cool clothes or go for a nice meal with friends
>>33507599
Its rubbish ngl. It's like a slower version of here, but with IDs, guys posting their dicks and other weird pr0n, and trannies posting their kiks
Anonymous No.33507673 >>33507682
I need a huge gf
Anonymous No.33507674
>>33507655
Thanks
Anonymous No.33507675 >>33507679 >>33507681 >>33507686
Femanon, what can i, as some random text on your screen, do to make your day a little better?
Anonymous No.33507676
>>33507658
I always think the girl in this image is supposed to be wearing a pair of pink panties on her head.
Anonymous No.33507677
>>33507593
Yes
Anonymous No.33507679 >>33507688 >>33507706
>>33507675
Infodump your hobbies
Horse Burger No.33507680 >>33507692
>>33507669
Only one way to find out. Say hello. Should have done that by third time but there is still chance.
BlueValkyrie No.33507681 >>33507736
>>33507675
Pass
Anonymous No.33507682 >>33507695
>>33507673
There are women in this thread who are taller than me... and it makes them miserable.

My existence makes women miserable.
Anonymous No.33507683
>>33507584
You can't
Anonymous No.33507684 >>33507691 >>33507694
>>33507664
Blonde hair but darjer skin...
Anonymous No.33507686
>>33507675
i dont know. i think a lot of the best things are surprises, if i could tell you i think i would do it myself.
Anonymous No.33507687
Maybe I should himbomaxx.
Anonymous No.33507688
>>33507679
Nta I need a femanon to do this for me
Anonymous No.33507690 >>33507755
>>33507664
I wish women like that were real, either tanned fake blondes with big tits or slender black haired ravens

I call this the goth gyaru complex
Anonymous No.33507691 >>33507696
>>33507684
So a selfing hating ni-black like Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini?
Anonymous No.33507692 >>33507700
>>33507680
I'll just flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start?" But I'm not autistic like (you)
Anonymous No.33507693
>>33507361
ya because i have small boobs practically flat but i have huge areolas and nipples so they are very sensitive. I often think what it would be like to have them sucked
Anonymous No.33507694
>>33507684
Yeah
Not familiar with gyaru?
Anonymous No.33507695 >>33507698
>>33507682
I'm not even tall and I'm still taller than most women, I just want a gf that's taller than me :(
Anonymous No.33507696 >>33507857
>>33507691
>Blonde hair
Anonymous No.33507697 >>33507702
>>33507666
She's described herself to me. Based off of that, I think she's very pretty
Anonymous No.33507698 >>33507704
>>33507695
how tall are you? i'm tall and probably taller than u
Anonymous No.33507699 >>33507710
>>33507645
how long were you two together? :c
Horse Burger No.33507700
>>33507692
I hope I’m not but just do whatever works bro.
Anonymous No.33507701 >>33507707 >>33507714
Femanons if he has a micropenis would you still date him?
Anonymous No.33507702 >>33507721
>>33507697
You won't know for certain until you exchange pictures
Start there first
Anonymous No.33507703 >>33507717
>>33507652
Fair point
Has he ever surfaced to talk about it?
Anonymous No.33507704 >>33507713
>>33507698
5'7
but I honestly don't care about my height
Anonymous No.33507705 >>33507708
All women should get nipple piercings
Anonymous No.33507706 >>33507724 >>33507759
>>33507679
I've been wanting to try building a simple 8bit or 16bit CPU with a Digilent FPGA that i bought. Its been a few years, but i used to be pretty good with VHDL. VHDL is a little different than a programming language. Its more of a "hardware description" language. You can basically tell the FPGA to act like any type of computational hardware if you really try hard enough i guess. But anyway, I think it would be cool to try to make a RISC-V cpu. Not sure what i'd be able to do with it afterwards. Maybe some simple math? idk we'll see
Anonymous No.33507707 >>33507719
>>33507701
no, been there done that
he hurt me worse than anyone on this earth ever has
BlueValkyrie No.33507708 >>33507716
>>33507705
No
Anonymous No.33507709 >>33507718
>>33507652
>t.Ohioanon
Anonymous No.33507710 >>33507720
>>33507699
not very long, just 3 months but goddamn I was so in love with her we were so compatible (or so I thought) oh well... I'll just never love again, I don't want to get hurt like this ever again, yes I'm a coward
Anonymous No.33507713 >>33507730 >>33507735 >>33507739
>>33507704
i'm taller than you
Anonymous No.33507714
>>33507701
if he’s nice sure never had sex so don’t know how that could even affect me
Anonymous No.33507715 >>33507725
Girls, how well do you have to know me to feel comfortable with me saying the n-word around you to be funny?
Anonymous No.33507716
>>33507708
Why not
Anonymous No.33507717 >>33507743
>>33507703
No. He never came back to talk shit about Rule Breaker. She'll talk shit about him, but he's not spilling the beans on how awful she is. That should tell you a lot.
Anonymous No.33507718
>>33507709
He's a Machiavellian supervillain now
Anonymous No.33507719 >>33507726
>>33507707
His micropenis hurt you... how tf?
Anonymous No.33507720 >>33507733
>>33507710
have you tried dating other women? :c i truly think you can find love again :3 even better one
Anonymous No.33507721 >>33507734
>>33507702
Getting to that point alone is challenging, but I agree
Anonymous No.33507723
Where do I meet clingy gf
Anonymous No.33507724 >>33507732 >>33507745
>>33507706
Nta
Isn't the licensing software a bitch? What are you using?
Anonymous No.33507725 >>33507754
>>33507715
grow up the n word is rarely funny
Anonymous No.33507726
>>33507719
not his micropenis itself obviously
Anonymous No.33507728
>>33507664
I love gyarus...
>>33507669
That's pretty cute lol
Maybe she's just an autist tho
>>33507625
I saw this on /co/
This is an actual album lmao
Anonymous No.33507729
me and my sister disagree on something. i've never had sex because any time i get even slightly intimate with someone, my body completely shuts down. after my first kiss (literally just a kiss and cuddling) i dissociated for over a week. i don't have any other big mental issues like this. i feel like if i'm going to be in a relationship i need to be able to get my head right and not just be like "yeah idk i'll try to have sex at some point but i might just be broken forever" because at that point it's just a friend i'm asking to be my sex-attempt-partner-but-it-never-works-out-but-also-you-can't-cheat-on-me, which is shitty to do to someone you love and care about and isn't a real relationship. my sister has slept around with literally dozens of guys and been in multiple longterms and had flings, and she said that i'm wrong and relationships don't even have to have sex and a lot of people would feel 'honored' (her word) that i would trust someone with helping me through the process. i've never really had a life and she's travelled the world so she should know more than me.

basically i feel like i'd be failing my partner and sucking, and she's saying it's fine and shouldn't stop me from trying to date. who do you think is right and why? i have nobody else i can ask about this.
Anonymous No.33507730 >>33507761
>>33507713
Will you go shopping with me, ma'am?
Anonymous No.33507731 >>33507737 >>33507738 >>33507742 >>33507747 >>33507752
i really want a bf but im so weird idk how to talk to mans what do i say what do we talk about
Anonymous No.33507732 >>33507745
>>33507724
expensive*
bit*
Anonymous No.33507733
>>33507720
thanks!
this is still very recent so no I haven't tried dating again maybe that's why it still feels so hopeless.
Anonymous No.33507734
>>33507721
Just ask
Women like when men are forward and also it shows that you're interested
Anonymous No.33507735 >>33507740
>>33507713
Nta but how tall are you?
I'm also 5'7" but tall girls are hot
Anonymous No.33507736 >>33507749
>>33507681
I'll do the opposite then. Charlie will never look your way
Anonymous No.33507737 >>33507741
>>33507731
Ask me about the weather.
Anonymous No.33507738
>>33507731
You don't have to be around him all the time, I'm sure you'd never ran out of stuff
Anonymous No.33507739
>>33507713
neat! how tall?
Anonymous No.33507740 >>33507763 >>33507768
>>33507735
I'm 5'10
Anonymous No.33507741 >>33507750
>>33507737
hows the weather in your whereabouts anon?
Anonymous No.33507742
>>33507731
Dw lots of us are also weird
Uhh we can talk about anything really
BlueValkyrie No.33507743 >>33507753 >>33507930
>>33507717
All I said is that you lied on the premise of the relationship and faked crying.
It's not like you were capable of cheating.
Anonymous No.33507744
>>33507441
Larry David is British?
Anonymous No.33507745 >>33507748 >>33507768
>>33507724
>>33507732
I was taught Xilinx. I think its free, as far as i can remember? i could be wrong
Anonymous No.33507747
>>33507731
just talk about the shows or books you like
Anonymous No.33507748
>>33507745
Xilinx Vivado*
BlueValkyrie No.33507749
>>33507736
I already intended that.
Anonymous No.33507750 >>33507764
>>33507741
It's too damn hot, makes it hard to exercise or motivate myself to go outside. How are you coping with your weather?
Anonymous No.33507752 >>33507764
>>33507731
Just yap about your interests
Anonymous No.33507753 >>33507795
>>33507743
I'm not him, but once again you'll talk shit about someone who isn't saying shit about you.
Anonymous No.33507754 >>33507779 >>33507804
>>33507725
I love the n-word. Sometimes I pretend I'm black and I'll just be like "mmm, sheeeeit, you know what I'm sayin is like, sheeit nigga"
Anonymous No.33507755 >>33507762
>>33507690
>slender black haired ravens

yeah I wish asians were real too
Anonymous No.33507757
Women, how long should i wait before asking if you watch anime? I dont want to scare you off
myao No.33507758 >>33507782 >>33507803
>>33507357
hihii

>>33507359
all my favorite anons ! (except my dear admiral)
Anonymous No.33507759 >>33507771
>>33507706
Where do I encounter men like you outside?
Anonymous No.33507760 >>33507790
It's 12 in the morning and I can't sleep.
Can a lovely femanon please yell at me to go to bed?
ENTJ No.33507761 >>33507769
>>33507730
>tfw I’ve now started matching with blonde Stacy
I am having the best week ever!
Anonymous No.33507762 >>33507790
>>33507755
myao looks like this???
Anonymous No.33507763 >>33507770
>>33507740
9 times out of 10 a girl who's 5'10" will hate it. How do you feel about it?
Anonymous No.33507764 >>33507783
>>33507750
where i live weather is really pleasant not too hot not too cold

>>33507752
last time i yapped to a guy he told me to stop
Anonymous No.33507765
>>33507441
Thats a US show
Anonymous No.33507767 >>33507791
All, would you give up a a prestigious job in a field you like to have more time dating or would you follow the fame & fortune while risking little to no down time? I’m talking like 12hr + project shifts
Anonymous No.33507768 >>33507770 >>33507799
>>33507740
Wow that's tall for a girl! Sexy
Do you ever wear heels?
>>33507745
Yes the software's still free
One of my friends worked there, they got acquired by AMD but he said basically nothing in the office changed lol
Anonymous No.33507769 >>33507777
>>33507761
What happened to your wife...?
Anonymous No.33507770 >>33507787
>>33507763
I don't mind it
I am fat right now though and that's my own doing
>>33507768
I don't wear heels but I also don't really go out
Anonymous No.33507771 >>33507775
>>33507759
Your local university electrical engineering department. Or maybe an anime convention.
myao No.33507773 >>33507774 >>33507776
>>33507425
ning ?

(what is rooning)
Anonymous No.33507774 >>33507798
>>33507773
>>>/fit/76501089
Anonymous No.33507775 >>33507789 >>33507799
>>33507771
>Your local university electrical engineering department.
What do I do when I get there?
Anonymous No.33507776 >>33507798
>>33507773
He's suggesting you're transgender
ENTJ No.33507777 >>33507780 >>33507786 >>33507787
>>33507769
My wife…?
Anonymous No.33507778 >>33507781 >>33507784 >>33507786 >>33507787
whats the point in being virgin if when i tell a man im virgin they dont believe me? wtf maybe i should just give it up
Anonymous No.33507779 >>33507804
>>33507754
....ok that's kind of funny but most of the time it isn't, I don't mind racist humor but when the whole """"humor""" is just you yelling the nword or just calling someone the nword then it's not funny
Anonymous No.33507780 >>33507853
>>33507777
Yeah you remember, the photos of the ring, talking about planning the wedding, all of that.
Good quads btw
Anonymous No.33507781 >>33507792
>>33507778
That’s really gay of you and I think you should stick with telling only women that. It may be less weird.
Anonymous No.33507782 >>33507798
>>33507758
am I one of your favorite anons? p-probably not :(
Anonymous No.33507783
>>33507764
>last time i yapped to a guy he told me to stop
He's fucking cringe then. It's always fun listening to someone yap about their hobbies. What stuff did you talk about?
Anonymous No.33507784 >>33507792
>>33507778
Just find a bf and plap?
Anonymous No.33507786
>>33507778
Find a man you can trust and don't disclose that so early into knowing a guy.

>>33507777
checked
Anonymous No.33507787
>>33507770
That's fair enough
You a bit of a homebody then?
It's good that you don't mind your height. Lots of us really like tall girls heh
>fat right now though and that's my own doing
Mood, been cutting back and tryna lose this beer belly lol >_> we both gonna make it
>>33507777
Wasted quads
>>33507778
>when i tell a man im virgin they dont believe me
I've had this the other way round
Guess some norms are just surprised kek
Take it as a compliment I guess
But ultimately, they should take your word for it, and hopefully you can find someone who's chill and considerate
Anonymous No.33507788 >>33507797 >>33507801 >>33507853
is being lightbrown a turn off?
Anonymous No.33507789 >>33507793
>>33507775
>What do I do when I get there?
Nta just be a woman kek
myao No.33507790 >>33507882 >>33507889 >>33507929
>>33507760
go to bed !! u need proper sleep to stay healthy n not crash tmr !!!!

goodnight anon

>>33507762
+bikini tan + diff haircut
Anonymous No.33507791 >>33507801
>>33507767
I wouldn't take such a job even if I was single, it's inhumane
Anonymous No.33507792 >>33507796 >>33507812
>>33507781
im a woman

>>33507784
i wish but whats the point if a bf will not believe me? might as well give it to a random so when i date their assumptions are true
Anonymous No.33507793 >>33507807
>>33507789
I don't want to just stand there tho
BlueValkyrie No.33507795 >>33507806
>>33507753
I'd talk shit about myself if I cared to remember any of it after realizing how I was betrayed.
Anonymous No.33507796
>>33507792
>might as well give it to a random so when i date their assumptions are true
Not worth it. Odds are you'll fall for the first person you fug and it sucks a lot if it's an ONS, I'm talking out of experience here
Anonymous No.33507797 >>33507808
>>33507788
No
Lightbrown skin is sexo
Honestly aesthetically I prefer light brown or tanned
myao No.33507798 >>33507802 >>33507810 >>33507814 >>33507843
>>33507774
>>33507776
which one is it .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

>>33507782
espie ? meong ? long hair ? sonic ? kokio ? one of the flirty ones ?
Anonymous No.33507799 >>33507805 >>33507840
>>33507775
One time my friend asked me to help out with the robotics club, and this girl was visiting as well. She started asking me a bunch of questions. I remember trying to explain to her how breadboards work. Then afterwards my friend made fun of me for apparently "flirting".

So you could probably do that. Go visit some technical club and find some guy that might be friendly and just ask him to explain stuff

>>33507768
>One of my friends worked there
Oh shit thats actually pretty cool
Anonymous No.33507800
It's okay with me if a girl isn't a virgin, because I've watched so much porn that I don't think I count as a virgin.
Anonymous No.33507801 >>33507808 >>33507809
>>33507788
Is being *shuffles color deck* a turn-off? No.
>>33507791
But what if it was a field that happened to be a significant interest? I’m worried I’m going to have to choose between it and a normal life/dating. Not saying it’s impossible to do both but might be very hard for the hours.
Anonymous No.33507802 >>33507834
>>33507798
no one says 'rooning' with respect to trannies so he probably meant running
Anonymous No.33507803 >>33507849
>>33507758
Who are your favorites?
Anonymous No.33507804 >>33507814
>>33507754
>>33507779
Nta
Is
>shieeeeeet
also out of bounds? Or can I drop that?
Anonymous No.33507805 >>33507822
>>33507799
>I remember trying to explain to her how breadboards work. Then afterwards my friend made fun of me for apparently "flirting".
That might have worked on me...what happened to the girl?
Anonymous No.33507806 >>33507827
>>33507795
So it is you. Ffs youre an awful human being
Anonymous No.33507807 >>33507811
>>33507793
Look lost or something. Or just ask them what they're doing
Anonymous No.33507808 >>33507823 >>33507854 >>33507896
>>33507797
I'm not as dark as that character though, I'm more um coffee with a bit of milk colored
>>33507801
>Is being *shuffles color deck* a turn-off? No.
oh phew!
Anonymous No.33507809 >>33507832
>>33507801
>But what if it was a field that happened to be a significant interest?
If I was going to be a president of a country I'd think about it
Anonymous No.33507810 >>33507849
>>33507798
I (the second one) was only joking.
Anonymous No.33507811 >>33507841
>>33507807
>Or just ask them what they're doing
What if they're busy? Wouldn't that be bothersome?
Anonymous No.33507812
>>33507792
Oh. I’m sorry. I think that was probably obvious and I missed it. In that case don’t put a huge emphasis on it as advertising it around before you’re actually ready to lose it. The person you share yourself in will appreciate that more and it won’t place weird pressure on them.
Anonymous No.33507813 >>33507830 >>33507831 >>33507833 >>33507842 >>33507848 >>33507854
We cured racism
Anonymous No.33507814 >>33507816 >>33507819 >>33507849
>>33507798
>espie ? meong ? long hair ? sonic ? kokio ? one of the flirty ones ?
sonic anon! it's nice that you kinda remember me :)
>>33507804
I'm just giving my opinion, you can do whatever you want anon
Anonymous No.33507815
Femanons do you like motorsports?
Anonymous No.33507816 >>33507838
>>33507814
Sonic anon?
Anonymous No.33507819
>>33507814
Thanks nigga
Anonymous No.33507822 >>33507826
>>33507805
>what happened to the girl?
No idea honestly. I think she was a friend of one of the executives of the club? But i never really went to any of their meetings after that one to be honest. I still helped out here and their when my friend asked though
Anonymous No.33507823
>>33507808
For me its about how you act, not wanting to listen to rap, or hear "ax" when they mean "ask
Anonymous No.33507824 >>33507828
Femanons, how does it feel having sex with someone who has a tiny dick?
Anonymous No.33507825
>>33507119
M
Pretty good
Anonymous No.33507826 >>33507845
>>33507822
Have you ever dated?
BlueValkyrie No.33507827
>>33507806
You've lost your touch. You're not even trying.
Anonymous No.33507828 >>33507835
>>33507824
What is with all the sph stuff this thread
Anonymous No.33507830
>>33507813
I feel compelled to call her mommy god I want a tall brown mommy gf
Anonymous No.33507831
>>33507813
I don't usually find black girls attractive but this one is very very hot.
Anonymous No.33507832
>>33507809
What if the pay was more than adequate but you also worked with a disproportionate amount of furries? So like that would be your dating pool. Or the chemical/poison anon, who probably is also a furry.
Anonymous No.33507833
>>33507813
I love women
myao No.33507834
>>33507802
ohh

>>33507425
srry for mixup, around maybe a couple weeks (?)

I'm not very consistent about it lols, i just run when i feel like it yk ㅠㅠ
Anonymous No.33507835
>>33507828
i just arrived i dunno. all i want to know is their opinion
Anonymous No.33507838 >>33507839
>>33507816
she called me that because I posted a picture of my hedgehog plushie
Anonymous No.33507839 >>33507878
>>33507838
Oh. Can I see it? I feel left out.
Anonymous No.33507840
>>33507799
>thats actually pretty cool
Yeah, he was doing embedded programming for the FPGAs iirc
Unfortunately some time after AMD bought them out though a lot of their office got made redundant
He got a nice payout though and is starting a PhD in automata theory or something, bro is smart lol
Anonymous No.33507841
>>33507811
If you show genuine interest and are chill i doubt anyone would mind
Anonymous No.33507842 >>33507846 >>33507848 >>33507860
>>33507813
I wish black women were real
Anonymous No.33507843 >>33507866
>>33507798
>long hair
I've been summoned this time...
Finished working out, runnin, and eating. What did you have for dinner Myao? :o
Anonymous No.33507844
>>33507359
no, aside from namefags, i assume everyone is always someone new
Anonymous No.33507845 >>33507850
>>33507826
...Nope lol
Anonymous No.33507846 >>33507851
>>33507842
>That middle finger from the audience
Kek
Anonymous No.33507848
>>33507813
>>33507842
Hair like this is so beautiful
myao No.33507849 >>33507878
>>33507803
anyone that's nice or shared stuffed animals lmao

>>33507810
ik v.v

>>33507814
aww you're very memorable to me !!
Anonymous No.33507850 >>33507856
>>33507845
Aw. You sound cool
Anonymous No.33507851
>>33507846
well caught
ENTJ No.33507853 >>33507855 >>33507874
>>33507780
Oh lol we agreed to just stay FWB since we both realized how toxic we are to be in a committed relationship
>>33507788
It definitely has its perks lol
Anonymous No.33507854
>>33507813
Gyatt damn
>>33507808
>more um coffee with a bit of milk colored
Sounds sweet (:
But yeah definitely not a turn-off, for me desu it's a turn on lol
Anonymous No.33507855 >>33507862
>>33507853
Damn, that's a bit sad
Anonymous No.33507856 >>33507887
>>33507850
ahaha I'm very flattered. Thank you :)
Anonymous No.33507857
>>33507696
You said dark skin
Anonymous No.33507858 >>33507859 >>33507860 >>33507864 >>33507865 >>33507870 >>33507872 >>33507879 >>33507880
thoughts?
Anonymous No.33507859
>>33507858
I've watched too many slasher flicks. I expected something different.
Anonymous No.33507860
>>33507842
Boinggg boinggg....
>>33507858
Jelly
ENTJ No.33507862
>>33507855
Not really, I get to fuck other women while she just sits there and waits for me because she thinks I’m taking ‘self care’ lmao
Anonymous No.33507864
>>33507858
Cute and funny
Anonymous No.33507865
>>33507858
kwab
myao No.33507866 >>33507871 >>33507875 >>33507884
>>33507843
doenjang jjigae, purple rice, bunch of side dishes, samgyup-sal with lettuce and perilla leaf wrap, n cold barley tea !
Anonymous No.33507870
>>33507858
M
I want a girl to rapid kiss me like a chicken eating feed....
ENTJ No.33507871 >>33507893
>>33507866
Peak tranny K-POP weeaboo
Anonymous No.33507872
>>33507858
Cute
Anonymous No.33507874 >>33507877
>>33507853
are you indian?
Anonymous No.33507875 >>33507893
>>33507866
nta

how long does it take to cook all that?
Anonymous No.33507877
>>33507874
Oh no no no no
Anonymous No.33507878 >>33507895 >>33507914
>>33507839
sure!
it's not a very good picture lol but here it is
>>33507849
>aww you're very memorable to me !!
that made me smile!
Anonymous No.33507879
>>33507858
He looks tired, that would be extremely annoying
Anonymous No.33507880
>>33507858
I miss when my ex did this to me ;___;
Anonymous No.33507882 >>33507914
>>33507790
>+bikini tan

I didn't know you were a hornyposter, myao
Anonymous No.33507883 >>33507886 >>33507888 >>33507890 >>33507892 >>33507902 >>33507903 >>33507935 >>33507980
men:
I talked to a guy from 4chan
We got along great
He told me he had BPDemon exes
I am someone who can be obssessive, not in an BPD way but annoying autist way
We had a routine of doing a very specific activity together
One day he stopped doing it and purposefully was avoiding me
I messaged him about it when he came online and he immediately went offline and I deleted him because it was pretty clear he lost interest or was upset with me
Why did he do that instead of just telling me he didn't want to talk anymore?
Anonymous No.33507884 >>33507936
>>33507866
No wonder you asked what I was gonna have for dinner, you had a whole feast... I don't think I've heard of any of those besides purple rice until rn LOL. Did you make all of that?
Anonymous No.33507886
>>33507883
Cowardly. Sorry that happened.
Anonymous No.33507887
>>33507856
<3
Anonymous No.33507888
>>33507883
I don't know what was going through his head, but I'm sorry that happened to you anon
Anonymous No.33507889 >>33507936
>>33507790
How much of your ass cheeks do you have out in a bikini typically?
Anonymous No.33507890
>>33507883
Because he probably is having issues
Anonymous No.33507892
>>33507883
Could've been anything, really. Lost interest. Found someone irl. Autism. Who knows?
myao No.33507893 >>33507906
>>33507871
honey im korean

>>33507875
not just me cooking, I'm at my parents house becuz summer break so my mom cooks while i help her

around an hour ? the soup was from yesterday, rice took the longest
Anonymous No.33507894 >>33507898 >>33507900 >>33507901 >>33507912 >>33507913 >>33507981 >>33508039 >>33508277
How many pillows are on your bed?
F
1 body pillow
4 regular
1 mini
Anonymous No.33507895 >>33507910
>>33507878
I like it a lot. Thank you. Does he have a name?
Anonymous No.33507896 >>33507955
>>33507808
Out of curiosity could you post a picture of someone with a similar skin tone to you?
Anonymous No.33507898
>>33507894
M
3. Two for sleeping, one from my grandma. She sewed a Looney Toons cover for it.
Anonymous No.33507899 >>33507905 >>33507909 >>33507922 >>33507935
>new uni housing roommate moved in after a year of an empty apartment today
>he's loudly fucking his gf

This is gonna be a long semester...
Anonymous No.33507900
>>33507894
M
4 regular pillows right now
I need to get new ones, they're all shitty.
Anonymous No.33507901
>>33507894
M, just one old pillow on my small single bed...
At one point in the past I slept with 3 pillows though lol, that was comfy
Anonymous No.33507902 >>33507911 >>33507917
>>33507883
or maybe he felt you were the one who didnt care about him anymore, that shit can happen because doing stuff over texts and messages sucks
Anonymous No.33507903 >>33507911
>>33507883
Its because it's easier for people to do this than to tell you they don't want to talk to you anymore. The more you try to talk to people online the more it will happen
Anonymous No.33507904 >>33507916 >>33507924 >>33507925 >>33507931 >>33507938 >>33507939 >>33507942 >>33507965 >>33507986 >>33508076 >>33508098
ANONS TELL ME WHO YOUR ATOGA CRUSH IS I need delulu validation ;-;
Anonymous No.33507905
>>33507899
RIP, get some earplugs/good headphones bro or just take a walk
This is what I did when my flatmates were shagging...
ENTJ No.33507906 >>33507915 >>33507962
>>33507893
Nigga if you’re 100% pure blood Korean then I’m indian
Anonymous No.33507909 >>33507927
>>33507899
Did you post about that earlier kek I warned you
Anonymous No.33507910 >>33507920
>>33507895
hehe no not really, I didn't even buy it it was a gift!
Anonymous No.33507911 >>33507937 >>33507950
>>33507903
>>33507902
Oh I also forgot
The day before that I asked him if he wanted to voice chat, he said he was tired and we could tomorrow
so he essentially just like, soft blocked/ghosted right?
Anonymous No.33507912
>>33507894
f, three pillows and a big stuffed bunny
Anonymous No.33507913
>>33507894
M
1 regular
1 plush bear that turns into a pillow
myao No.33507914 >>33507926 >>33507933 >>33507940
>>33507878
yww :3

>>33507882
no hornyposting yet !! not ovulation time yet ..

u guys find bikini tans hot ?
Anonymous No.33507915 >>33507954
>>33507906
I figured I could smell it on you, even though we have entire oceans separating us.
Anonymous No.33507916
>>33507904
EE blonde but she doesn't post here anymore lol
Uh
The short paralegal femanon is a sweetheart
Anonymous No.33507917
>>33507902
I need a hug after reading this
and a friend. fr
Gym Creep No.33507918 >>33507934
So you remember me blogging about that cute cashier who was starting small talk with me all the time and stuff

Well i finally gathered my marbles and asked for her ig.
Checked her pics, its not clear if she has a bf or not, there is pics with some dudes so im assuming yes.
I sent her msg asking about her pic singing.
Sje replied after a week
Safe to say: its over

On a positive note, bench pressed 170kg
https://streamable.com/l928fg
Anonymous No.33507920 >>33507932
>>33507910
That's fine. I hope you still take good care of him. Plushies should be treated nicely.
BlueValkyrie No.33507921
>>33507121
Men don't even know how to do that.
Anonymous No.33507922
>>33507899
are you a dude or a girl?
Anonymous No.33507924
>>33507904
ugh there is only one atoga crush. spill deets
Anonymous No.33507925 >>33507947
>>33507904
you are my crush anon <3
Anonymous No.33507926 >>33507962
>>33507914
Tan lines make me very happy
Anonymous No.33507927 >>33507960 >>33507995
>>33507909
If you're talking about the "I contacted my incoming roommate about the kitchen and common area and all he wanted to talk about was if it was ok to have his gf over" post then yeah that was me lmao
Anonymous No.33507929 >>33507962
>>33507790
Like this?!
Anonymous No.33507930 >>33507978
>>33507743
>It's not like you were capable of cheating.
Pot calling kettle black
Anonymous No.33507931 >>33507975
>>33507904
Myao, easily
Anonymous No.33507932 >>33507944
>>33507920
I-I do hug him every once in a while... It's a bit embarrassing to admit lol
Anonymous No.33507933 >>33507962
>>33507914
>u guys find bikini tans hot ?
Tanlines are sexo
Anonymous No.33507934 >>33507949
>>33507918
Grats anon it was worth the shot. If you don’t mind, how did you you start lifting without looking like a retard? I really want to get into lifting but I honestly don’t know what I’m doing an the anxiety is keeping me away from a gym
ENTJ No.33507935
>>33507899
This is why I got my own place absolutely fuck roommates
>>33507883
Genuinely surprised people don’t realize why an incel is the way he is
myao No.33507936 >>33507943 >>33507971
>>33507884
not alone, did it w my moooommaaa

>>33507889
not much ..? normal amount ?
Anonymous No.33507937 >>33507941
>>33507911
no, it was him saying he was tired. if you care about the dude you shouldnt be giving up that easily. specially if the dude had bpd girlfriends before. did he call though?
Anonymous No.33507938
>>33507904
Japanese femanon
I genuinely like her a lot and I wish I had a chance with her.
Anonymous No.33507939
>>33507904
Nanook anon
Anonymous No.33507940 >>33507962
>>33507914
>u guys find bikini tans hot ?
Tan lines are super hot
Anonymous No.33507941 >>33507952
>>33507937
No, he compltely avoided me, the next day was when he started acting weird instead of just telling me he didnt want to talk
Anonymous No.33507942
>>33507904
Baka
Anonymous No.33507943 >>33507975
>>33507936
I like tasteful butt cheek
Anonymous No.33507944
>>33507932
Maybe, but I think it's very sweet.
Anonymous No.33507947 >>33507963
>>33507925
i am notttt
Anonymous No.33507948 >>33507953 >>33508000
Is it worth getting tested for autism for help in dating or do I just keep trying to meet others
Gym Creep No.33507949 >>33507961 >>33507964
>>33507934
Everyone looks weird starting with lifting because you dont have the coordination and motor skills yet

Luckily lifting also has like, second lowest requirements in coordination.

Its a skill just like any other you gonna kinda fail and fumble a lot at first but then its gonna click if you stay consistent

Research proper techniques, use proper weights
And stay consistent
Thats literally it
Anonymous No.33507950
>>33507911
>so he essentially just like, soft blocked/ghosted right?
If he started avoiding you then I'd say yh
Anonymous No.33507952 >>33507958
>>33507941
maybe going trough some shit, i dunno, never been in that spot. tell him you're there for him if he wants to talk. just don't get your hopes up and give him space
Anonymous No.33507953 >>33507967
>>33507948
No.
How would that help you?
ENTJ No.33507954 >>33507959
>>33507915
Pajeet don’t larp as femanon, we already know you’re inherently a faggot, or I will start posting indian webms again
Anonymous No.33507955 >>33508004
>>33507896
hmmm I can't really think of anybody...sorry
Anonymous No.33507956
Istg the jeetoid is always here

Fuck this im out
Anonymous No.33507958 >>33507972
>>33507952
i deleted him
this was a month ago now
i just saw he was active on the site i told him about
he made an account
i followed him
he didn't follow me back
he's still active on it which is weird
Anonymous No.33507959 >>33507976
>>33507954
even if i was a woman, i'd more of a man than you, Kumar. lol.
Anonymous No.33507960
>>33507927
Well anon, only option left is loudly masturbating so that his GF will never come over ever again...
Anonymous No.33507961
>>33507949
Yeah I guess I’ll pick a day and give it a shot. I think it would do a lot for me, but just a matter of getting started and gaining the confidence to actually try
myao No.33507962 >>33507970 >>33507987
>>33507906
didn't everyone already know that you're indian ?

>>33507926
>>33507933
>>33507940
hmm

>>33507929
a bikini tan line !! that's a one piece tan line :c
Anonymous No.33507963 >>33507974
>>33507947
how would you know? <3
ENTJ No.33507964
>>33507949
I genuinely hope you make it to 50 without dying from a heart attack powershitter
BlueValkyrie No.33507965
>>33507904
No
Anonymous No.33507967 >>33507973
>>33507953
Which part? I don’t think it would be beneficial, but also don’t exactly know what I’m doing wrong outside of not escalating immediately.
Anonymous No.33507969 >>33507992 >>33508017
Any very introverted men were with a sweet and cheerful girl before?

I dont mean the quirk chungus or traveller types. I think my sad life is missing an extroverted social girl who will drag me to niche cheap places. I am trying to see how I can convince a girl like this to go out with a sad introverted man like me but I dont know if it only happens in movies and tv shows
Anonymous No.33507970 >>33508002
>>33507962
Women are like chicken. The white meat is the best!
Anonymous No.33507971 >>33508002
>>33507936
>not alone, did it w my moooommaaa
Oooh that makes more sense lol, do you also go to school in maryland?
Anonymous No.33507972
>>33507958
well, i guess that ship's sailed then, as for being online, maybe he forgot to turn off his computer. don't think too much about it
Anonymous No.33507973 >>33507979
>>33507967
How will going to a professional and being told "you're autistic" or "you're not autistic" help you?
Anonymous No.33507974 >>33507989
>>33507963
why would anyone crush on me? lol im lame
myao No.33507975 >>33508012
>>33507931
aww ilyt anon (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33507943
creeeeep !!
ENTJ No.33507976 >>33507984
>>33507959
>pajeet confirms he’s actually a larping indian tranny
Well that settles it then
BlueValkyrie No.33507978 >>33507983
>>33507930
He was a self proclaimed cuck and I'm 90% sure he's the one NTR and mech posting around here still. I did not agree to monogamy with him and I made that clear.
Anonymous No.33507979
>>33507973
Oh I see… Whats the alternative?
Anonymous No.33507980 >>33507982
>>33507883
He bought into BDP meme, so he is a normie retard and you better off without him
Anonymous No.33507981
>>33507894
F
4 regular, I only use one to sleep though
I'd like a body pillow but haven't gotten around to looking for one
Anonymous No.33507982
>>33507980
>BDP
Boogie down productions
Anonymous No.33507983 >>33508003
>>33507978
Can you say anything nice about him at all?
Anonymous No.33507984 >>33507996
>>33507976
>N-no. U.

Pathetic.
Anonymous No.33507986 >>33508049
>>33507904
heart-horny anon from earlier in the thread lol
ENTJ No.33507987 >>33507991 >>33507993 >>33508002
>>33507962
Bro I’m Samoan; I’m sorry tranny-kun but you are definitely not Korean lmao
Anonymous No.33507989
>>33507974
I think you're pretty cool!
Anonymous No.33507991 >>33508005
>>33507987
No Samoan has ever been that skinny
Anonymous No.33507992 >>33508017
>>33507969
I wanna know this too. This is my type and i feel like I'd be a burden to these type of women. Like why would a cheerful and extroverted woman would want an introvert retard like me but at the same time I feel like being with someone like this could bring me out of my shell.
Anonymous No.33507993 >>33508005
>>33507987
Nta but I will attempt the math. Samoan indicates native or indigenous to region of Samoa. In many cases indigenous peoples were called Indians, therefore you’re Indian
Anonymous No.33507995
>>33507927
well, he did ask you, and i assume you said ok.
ENTJ No.33507996 >>33508008
>>33507984
You don’t even speak English I can’t understand what you’re saying ESLs are both the most cringe and yet hilarious posters because they use words that they have no idea what they actually mean lmao
Anonymous No.33508000 >>33508019
>>33507948
I suppose both could be worth a shot x
myao No.33508002 >>33508011 >>33508015 >>33508025
>>33507970
dark meat is good too tho ..

>>33507971
nope !

>>33507987
is this bait to get me to post my face
BlueValkyrie No.33508003 >>33508027
>>33507983
I don't even remember his name.
Anonymous No.33508004 >>33508013
>>33507955
That's okay lol
Well I've always liked the aesthetics of light brown and tan skin, it's hot...
ENTJ No.33508005
>>33507991
Have you tried working out? This retard thinks we all look fat fuck bloatmaxxers from Moana
>>33507993
>totally not posting this on my channel for lolz
ESL cope, you are literally the only pajeet here that’s why you feel left out and seek out loneliness
Anonymous No.33508008 >>33508023
>>33507996
>You don’t even speak English, and I can’t understand what you’re saying. ESL speakers are both the most cringeworthy and yet hilarious posters, because they use words without knowing what they actually mean, lmao.

Here, my retarded friend. I know your cognition wasn't made to properly learn a civilized language, so I helped you.
ENTJ No.33508011 >>33508021
>>33508002
I have a girlfriend myao but no thanks I’m sure you look okay
Anonymous No.33508012 >>33508021
>>33507975
>aww ilyt anon (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
so uhhh when marriage?
Anonymous No.33508013 >>33508020
>>33508004
it's that type of skin color that under certain lighting it can look white
Anonymous No.33508015 >>33508021 >>33508033
>>33508002
>dark meat is good too tho ..
oh in that case, pls be in new mexico

also stop replying to ENTJ he's just going to troll you
Anonymous No.33508017
>>33507969
>very introverted men were with a sweet and cheerful girl before
>extroverted social girl who will drag me to niche cheap places
This describes probably most girls I've gone out with lol
Opposites attract sometimes
>>33507992
>someone like this could bring me out of my shell
That can be a really nice aspect of it
>why would a cheerful and extroverted woman would want an introvert retard like me
Sometimes they just want someone chill and supportive who will listen to their yapping
Anonymous No.33508019 >>33508024
>>33508000
How do you know though because I never got tested. I have some pretty intense interests too but I could just be a social fuckup
Anonymous No.33508020
>>33508013
Interesting... so like more milky white unrer certain lighting and otherwise more coffee coloured? Sounds really pretty
myao No.33508021 >>33508029 >>33508036 >>33508045
>>33508011
i pray for her

>>33508012
first fight off the other anons that are also in line to be my hubby

>>33508015
y new mexico ?

but he's so tempting to reply toooooo .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
ENTJ No.33508023 >>33508042
>>33508008
>he thinks vocabulary and grammar are the same thing
>doesn’t realize this is exactly what ESLs are led to believe
Genuinely hope your H1B visa application gets rejected
Anonymous No.33508024
>>33508019
Well if it's impacting areas of your life such as dating then it's worth seeing somebody about (whether it's autism or just other issues and hangups). But in the meanwhile you also shouldn't give up, exposure therapy is good and practice makes perfect (or at least passable lol)
Anonymous No.33508025 >>33508037
>>33508002
>nope !
Oh, where do you school then? You don't have to share the state lol. West coast, midwest, east coast?
Anonymous No.33508026 >>33508028
Me and my nigga Anon
Anonymous No.33508027
>>33508003
Goddamn.
Anonymous No.33508028 >>33508031
>>33508026
you can't just say that
ENTJ No.33508029 >>33508037
>>33508021
Unironically she’s Korean and she’s teaching me all about your fake culture
Anonymous No.33508031 >>33508034
>>33508028
You see the nigga police around?
ENTJ No.33508033 >>33508040
>>33508015
You get trolled everyday here sometimes not even by me, that’s how fucking dumb you are street shitter dalit ESL
Anonymous No.33508034 >>33508038 >>33508041
>>33508031
i'm sure there is at least one black anon here
Anonymous No.33508035
I just need a fine woman to listen to Interpol with...
Anonymous No.33508036 >>33508044 >>33508140
>>33508021
There has never been any anon who has ever had a positive experience with ENTJ. He's trash who comes here to make up stories about his life using stolen pictures from the internet and tear down anybody and everybody he can.
myao No.33508037 >>33508065
>>33508025
midupperwestnortheastdownleftrightcenter-land !

>>33508029
elaborate
Anonymous No.33508038
>>33508034
Nigga nigga nigga nigga lol
Anonymous No.33508039
>>33507894
Male
One pillow stuffed with cotton and one memory foam pillow
Anonymous No.33508040
>>33508033
ENTJ vs the world (Indians)
ENTJ No.33508041
>>33508034
GOOD MORNING SAAR
Anonymous No.33508042 >>33508122
>>33508023
lol, lmao. kys you unironic piece of shit.
myao No.33508044 >>33508063
>>33508036
i tried being nice but it didnt work out :c
Anonymous No.33508045 >>33508084
>>33508021
>y new mexico ?
because that's where I'm at for grad school

I hopefully get my phd this december though.*


*if I stop shitposting long enough to finish writing my dissertation
Anonymous No.33508047 >>33508056 >>33508057 >>33508062
taking a bath
F
Salt, bubbles or oil in your bath water?
Anonymous No.33508048 >>33508055 >>33508064 >>33508084
Femanons do you play any instruments?
Anonymous No.33508049 >>33508073
>>33507986
No way! I've been on atoga for a while and i've never been someone's thread crush before
Anonymous No.33508050
*dies of loneliness*
Anonymous No.33508051
Atoga tatted all over her body
BlueValkyrie No.33508054 >>33508061 >>33508068
Shit thread hours
Men why is this your fault
Anonymous No.33508055
>>33508048
diccolo
Anonymous No.33508056
>>33508047
Male
I take showers. I honestly can't remember the last time I took a bath, but it's been a really long time. At least a decade.
Anonymous No.33508057
>>33508047
M
huh? I just use some soap and shampoo, what's the purpose of the salt and oil?
Anonymous No.33508061
>>33508054
What can I do to improve your experience, Med T?
Anonymous No.33508062
>>33508047
I want there to be bubbles so a girl can put bubbles over her boobs and take sexy pictures.
Anonymous No.33508063 >>33508091
>>33508044
Many have been similarly disappointed.
BlueValkyrie No.33508064 >>33508071
>>33508048
I can sometimes play bits on piano by ear. I tried violin as a kid, but everyone else doing it was insufferable, so I quit.
Anonymous No.33508065 >>33508091
>>33508037
>midupperwestnortheastdownleftrightcenter-land !
That's pretty close to me, I live in midupperwestnortheastdownleftrightcenter-island :o you could get even more of a bikini tan here...
Anonymous No.33508067 >>33508069 >>33508074
Bros, I thought we were getting hacked again
Horse Burger No.33508068
>>33508054
Ich bin müde.
Anonymous No.33508069
>>33508067
Chicken Jockey
Anonymous No.33508070 >>33508077
>>33507420
Yes
>t. Math major
>Still a virgin though
Anonymous No.33508071 >>33508087
>>33508064
>everyone else doing it was insufferable
Have you ever considered you might be the issue?
Anonymous No.33508072
it was almost over for a minute there
Anonymous No.33508073 >>33508097
>>33508049
I'm the same femanon who was talking to you for a while earlier o7 you charmed me
Anonymous No.33508074
>>33508067
I hoped we were and that we’d all have to go outside.
Anonymous No.33508076
>>33507904
hinge girl
Anonymous No.33508077 >>33508083 >>33508100
>>33508070
lengthxgirth and are u cute?
Anonymous No.33508078 >>33508085 >>33508096 >>33508104
women: i have a strong desire to find a girl on a dating app, take her to a SUPER fancy restaurant my treat, but act like a total bizarre creature the entire time. i feel like the juxtoposition would be funny, also <3 shitting on 'high society' and dumb status stuff.

red flag? (i of course wouldn't be leading the girl on, i just like the idea of subverting her expectations in this way...)
Anonymous No.33508079 >>33508081 >>33508082 >>33508113
Well anons, femanons, have a good night.
Anonymous No.33508081
>>33508079
Good night, anon.
Anonymous No.33508082
>>33508079
sleep well don't let the bedbugs lick your toes
Anonymous No.33508083 >>33508086
>>33508077
this poster is a man btw and wants you to fuck his ass
myao No.33508084 >>33508090
>>33508045
ill swing by sometime :3

pay attention to school !!! i believe in u anon get that phd !!

>>33508048
piano the best, violin, the teensiest bit of guitar
Anonymous No.33508085
>>33508078
You would be replicating my dating stylr for mockery, lol. I don’t recommend it, but aww hell go have some fun.
Anonymous No.33508086
>>33508083
hey! not true!
BlueValkyrie No.33508087 >>33508092
>>33508071
Have you considered touching grass more lately?
The other kids were crying while straight up playing incorrectly while their helicopter moms tried politely correcting them. I could not concentrate.
Anonymous No.33508089
>rated a 6.8 - 7.2 by chatgpt
>old photos rated as 5.2
is chatgpt accurate with this shit?
Anonymous No.33508090 >>33508113
>>33508084
>piano the best, violin,
This is such a stereotypical asian response
myao No.33508091 >>33508111 >>33508160
>>33508063
sigh I've never seen a bigger hater

>>33508065
i might burn a lil, would you help me put sunscreen on my back ?
Anonymous No.33508092 >>33508101
>>33508087
Oh no, how dare those kids be... kids
Anonymous No.33508093
I'm am woefully bitchless U_U
Anonymous No.33508095
>>33507231
I don't remember the last time I've seen a girl without piercings, tats, not obese and without a ring on her left finger
BlueValkyrie No.33508096 >>33508114
>>33508078
The disrespect for etiquette would be worth walking mid date. That's also embarassing in public.
Anonymous No.33508097 >>33508137
>>33508073
Why you got me smiling in front of my laptop rn femanon
Anonymous No.33508098 >>33508155
>>33507904
desu it's probably temporary but i did get a mild thread crush on the person that phoxposted back at me last night. no idea if it was even a girl, i bet (s)he doesn't even lurk here often but i love them for that and want to talk about their pottery interest more v_v

also the chairman WOULD be a candidate if she hadn't proceeded to break my heart, kill me, tear me to pieces, and throw every piece into a fire
Anonymous No.33508100 >>33508115 >>33508123
>>33508077
>lengthxgirth
7.6 x 6.6
>and are u cute?
I hear "cute" more often than "hot" or "handsome."
BlueValkyrie No.33508101
>>33508092
I was also a kid then.
Anonymous No.33508102 >>33508106
>dumb motherfucker got banned
yay
Anonymous No.33508103 >>33508116
When I take a girl out to dinner, how can I make sure she sees how good a tip I'm writing on the receipt without it being obvious that I want her to see it?
ENTJ No.33508104 >>33508119 >>33508125
>>33508078
You will never live like me keep dreaming pajeet lmao
Anonymous No.33508105 >>33508154
>>33506844
How often are you approached, or asked out?
Anonymous No.33508106 >>33508112
>>33508102
which one?
Anonymous No.33508109 >>33508135
When I was 15 I read an article (probably on Buzzfeed or some shit) where this girl basically wrote "girls love it when their boyfriends text them EVERY day :)." I immediately thought that was the worst idea I've ever heard, something that'd immediately derail the relationship due to me smothering my gf, but since someone on the internet said to do it I just had to do it.

Why am I like this?
Anonymous No.33508111 >>33508155
>>33508091
>i might burn a lil, would you help me put sunscreen on my back ?
Of course, will you help me tie up my hair? (and apply sunscreen all over me because my grandpa died of skin cancer and I'm paler than he was lol)
Anonymous No.33508112
>>33508106
nvm, he´s still here, probably just got warned
myao No.33508113 >>33508189
>>33508079
sweet dreams anon !!

>>33508090
is it ㅠㅠ

piano is the best too !! piano players are so fine ...
Anonymous No.33508114 >>33508165
>>33508096
there are very few things i would love more then getting some hard-assed vapid broad to walk away mid-date. filtering below-mid women simply by having fun, are you kidding me? lmfao
Anonymous No.33508115 >>33508120
>>33508100
cute guys are always hung as fuck it makes me dizzy
Anonymous No.33508116
>>33508103
Sit with your back to a wall so the server has to reach past her to grab it?
Anonymous No.33508119
>>33508104
Still got your bitch feelings hurt I see. Threatened to doxx anyone today? It’s your daily routine
Anonymous No.33508120 >>33508126
>>33508115
Too bad I haven't gotten to use it.
Anonymous No.33508121 >>33508143
M or F,
Have you ever been called "fine shyt"?
ENTJ No.33508122
>>33508042
Lmao H1B visajeet got his application rejected bye bye street shitter dalit
Anonymous No.33508123 >>33508146
>>33508100
The atogan myth of every dude having a huge dick is one of my favourites
Anonymous No.33508125 >>33508390
>>33508104
i'm the entp anon from the other day, white as snow or maybe milk. if i was pajeet i'd certainly be a schizo brahmin though
Anonymous No.33508126 >>33508146 >>33508179
>>33508120
how old are you? are you still in college?
Anonymous No.33508128 >>33508130 >>33508138 >>33508139 >>33508145 >>33508152 >>33508357
serious question, is 6 inches small? I honestly don't know
Anonymous No.33508130 >>33508136 >>33508148
>>33508128
No
Anonymous No.33508134
For me, it's Miki Berenyi
Anonymous No.33508135
>>33508109
Getting a text from someone you like every day is nice.
Anonymous No.33508136 >>33508147
>>33508130
wat about 5"?
Anonymous No.33508137 >>33508183
>>33508097
hehe <3 I'll be yearning for physical contact tonight in your honor
Anonymous No.33508138
>>33508128
once again, it does not matter because women can't spatially reason well and just telling them your dick is big, they'll believe you
BlueValkyrie No.33508139 >>33508152 >>33508156
>>33508128
Yes
ENTJ No.33508140
>>33508036
>tear down anybody and everybody he can
Rip and tear anon
Anonymous No.33508141
I wish women liked men
Anonymous No.33508142 >>33508158
I've been coughing for almost a month
Anonymous No.33508143 >>33508159
>>33508121
F
No what is it
Anonymous No.33508145
>>33508128
To women, yes. Girls are size queens and will notice the difference, you'll be forever forced to lick them into finishing.
Anonymous No.33508146 >>33508153
>>33508126
I'm in my 20s. And yes.
>>33508123
I know you want me to post it. Too bad.
Anonymous No.33508147
>>33508136
Yes
Anonymous No.33508148
>>33508130
glad I finally have an answer
Anonymous No.33508152 >>33508297
>>33508139
>>33508128
NTA. It's not. Average is 5.1"- 5.25"
Anonymous No.33508153 >>33508164
>>33508146
No nigga I want you to stop lying
Anonymous No.33508154 >>33508173
>>33508105
oh that's me!

I've never been asked out before. I've been spontaneously complimented maybe six, seven times? I'm kinda autistic and can't tell when I'm being flirted with
myao No.33508155 >>33508177 >>33508188 >>33508202
>>33508098
I LARB YOU COME BACK NOOO
>>33508111
*gives you high pigtails*

cutie pie
Anonymous No.33508156
>>33508139
you're fat so everything is small for you
Anonymous No.33508157
/atoga/, you made it take almost five hours for me to finish Scream 6. Stop being such an interesting cast of characters.
Anonymous No.33508158 >>33508170
>>33508142
secondary infection?
Anonymous No.33508159 >>33508169 >>33508301
>>33508143
>No what is it
ENTJ No.33508160 >>33508201
>>33508091
>sigh I've never seen a bigger hater
Anonymous No.33508161 >>33508167 >>33508176
Male anons help i got to a hostel today and I booked in a co-ed dorm because it was cheaper than all female dorm, but 2/7 people I’ve seen are male and im scared now, What do I do if it turns out I’m the only girl? I mean I knew there’d be men but I have no evidence there is another girl. After I opened my bags the room instantly started to smell better
Anonymous No.33508164 >>33508174
>>33508153
Wait, is this Sarge?
BlueValkyrie No.33508165 >>33508202
>>33508114
The joke is all on you for just assuming people can't enjoy that kind of enviornment peacefully. And for going on a date with somebody you say you're not attracted to.
Anonymous No.33508167 >>33508175
>>33508161
i hope you bought gape insurance
Anonymous No.33508169
>>33508159
I must have missed that gen z meeting, never heard it
Anonymous No.33508170
>>33508158
I think so. First it was just regular sickness. Then my ear got all messed up and full of fluid, which was apparently swimmer's ear, and the doctor gave me drops for it, which helped a lot. I still have some crackles but it seems like it's ending, but then my cough got worse for some reason and my throat was sore for like four days when I thought that was behind me.
Anonymous No.33508171
what is it with women wanting me to wear women's clothes? I don't get it
Anonymous No.33508173 >>33508185
>>33508154
You must intimidate guys then.
Anonymous No.33508174 >>33508195
>>33508164
Is Jesus God?
Anonymous No.33508175 >>33508178
>>33508167
Gape insurance wtf does that mean??
Anonymous No.33508176 >>33508192
>>33508161
Find the nicest male and act nice in a little sisterly way so he'll protect you if one of the other guys wants to rape you.
Anonymous No.33508177 >>33508201
>>33508155
>gives you high pigtails
LOL idk how that would look on a dude... you'd make me ugly not cute >:(
Anonymous No.33508178 >>33508192
>>33508175
He’s implying you’re going to be gang raped.
ENTJ No.33508179
>>33508126
Pajeet grooming sees no legal boundaries
Anonymous No.33508183
>>33508137
I'll squuueeezzzee my pillow and crush its bones in your honor :)
Anonymous No.33508185
>>33508173
eh not to sound cliche but I think most people just don't notice me
Anonymous No.33508188 >>33508201
>>33508155
Nta someone said you would hate me heh
ENTJ No.33508189 >>33508197 >>33508197 >>33508212
>>33508113
I am the only one in this thread that knows how to play both guitar piano LMAO
Anonymous No.33508190 >>33508200
Is female fashion and makeup a meme? All you need is the cheapest and trashiest clothes to attract men. Compare that to men who need money for classy stuff like watches
Anonymous No.33508192 >>33508196
>>33508176
>>33508178
Anons I want to murder all of you
Anonymous No.33508195 >>33508203
>>33508174
Your dick is almost as big as mine, so what are you complaining about?
Anonymous No.33508196
>>33508192
… Why me?
Anonymous No.33508197 >>33508218
>>33508189
>>33508189
>both guitar piano
Wrong lol, I can. We talked about J math rock on saturday. I can also play bass and drums (very very poorly (for now))
Anonymous No.33508198 >>33508205 >>33508206 >>33508209 >>33508210 >>33508224 >>33508230 >>33508231 >>33508236 >>33508277
state gender and favorite game
Anonymous No.33508200
>>33508190
I love fashion and makeup, it’s not for attracting men only
myao No.33508201 >>33508219 >>33508225 >>33508238
>>33508160
i love courtney lmyao

>>33508177
but you'd look cute in my eyes ! ill make sure no other women look at you anyway ..

>>33508188
but that's them !!! not me :c
Anonymous No.33508202 >>33508212
>>33508165
oh nobody i'd want to date would be the sort of person that would not enjoy those antics. really, it's doing us both a favor.

you want to enjoy that? can't handle not being a wet blanket? fine. me? i enjoy shitting all over it (and it deserves to be shit on). and i think my gut is good on this one, i've seen your behavior here and i am not even unimpressed :P

>>33508155
sorry miau, i don't think my flavor of shenanigans is good for you, and that's okay. you'll do just fine!
Anonymous No.33508203 >>33508211
>>33508195
This is a long story. The short of it is that I think you’re lying.
Anonymous No.33508205
>>33508198
m
zeruda no densutsu
Anonymous No.33508206 >>33508224
>>33508198
m
three-way tie between xenoblade chronicles x, super mario galaxy, and yoshi's island
Anonymous No.33508209
>>33508198
M
Morrowind.
Anonymous No.33508210 >>33508235
>>33508198
F
Elden Ring I think. I have 2000+ hours in it
Anonymous No.33508211 >>33508214
>>33508203
>The short of it is that I think you’re lying.
Then maybe you are, too.
myao No.33508212 >>33508221 >>33508238 >>33508240 >>33508247
>>33508189
note to note how far can your fingers reach ?

>>33508202
*sniffle sniffle hoooonk* UWAAHAJJJHHHHHWHSHHSHHHH
Anonymous No.33508214 >>33508252
>>33508211
Well I’m not, because I’ve posted mine. Either way it ain’t my business, so I apologize, just one of my tisms.
ENTJ No.33508218 >>33508232 >>33508238
>>33508197
Hey I remember you! Look at you ready to start your own one man band lol please teach me bass chad :o
Anonymous No.33508219 >>33508242
>>33508201
Okay! I wanted to know if they lied. You seem nice
Anonymous No.33508221 >>33508242
>>33508212
there there, darling. do you honestly want to take the piss out of high society, like me? i have zero shame, but i think you'd get embarassed quite quickly.
Anonymous No.33508224 >>33508239
>>33508198
M
Panzer Dragoon Saga

>>33508206
I really should replay Yoshi’s Island. I did just get a copy of it. Beautiful game.
ENTJ No.33508225 >>33508242
>>33508201
>lmyao
Actually that was pretty funny lol
Anonymous No.33508229 >>33508256 >>33508293
myao is heather from total dram island
Anonymous No.33508230 >>33508241
>>33508198
M
shadow of the colossus and megaman 1 and 2
ENTJ No.33508231
>>33508198
Video games are do losers get a job pedo
Anonymous No.33508232 >>33508255
>>33508218
Why. So you can doxx someone again
Anonymous No.33508235 >>33508245
>>33508210
my favorite souls game is demon's souls the later games are great and all but there's something about that game that makes me personally love it more than the others
Anonymous No.33508236
>>33508198
>not one reply is a bad game so far
Nice
M, Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Anonymous No.33508238 >>33508255 >>33508256
>>33508201
>but you'd look cute in my eyes ! ill make sure no other women look at you anyway ..
Aw, well in that case you can do it! I would only want you to stare at me anyways :)
ALSO
>>33508212
>note to note how far can your fingers reach ?
Middle C to E5 ;)
>>33508218
>start your own one man band
That's the plan lol, I'm already working on the guitar and bass riffs
Anonymous No.33508239
>>33508224
absolutely beautiful. try for a 100% run, no guides. just sit sometimes and watch the enemies move around and play. the game was purposefully designed away from the time-oriented aspect of its prequel.
Anonymous No.33508240 >>33508263
>>33508212
Would you go to sleep? Your handsome, smooth talking chevalier won't be anywhere near Northern Virginia until at least Christmas.
Anonymous No.33508241 >>33508250
>>33508230
I read that and started to hum the song when you fight the colossus
myao No.33508242 >>33508246
>>33508219
u seem nice too !

>>33508221
ning

>>33508225
YAY
Anonymous No.33508245 >>33508248
>>33508235
That is Dark Souls for me. It’s special in a way that hasn’t been replicated since, but ER has a lot more replay value
Anonymous No.33508246 >>33508263
>>33508242
>ning
i'm saying i am God's silliest clown, and i don't think you'd enjoy that, i think you'd get self-conscious in public with me and i want better things for you chairman
ENTJ No.33508247
>>33508212
C through B I can play some sevenths one handed lol
Anonymous No.33508248 >>33508262
>>33508245
kinda don't like how the focused more on combat in the later games and much less in good level design but I mean they're still good games
Anonymous No.33508250
>>33508241
BASED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y22zbwvGq0

I know this is not the song you're referring to but man I love this song
Anonymous No.33508252 >>33508258
>>33508214
An image isn't much more reliable than a person's word in 2025, unfortunately. Apology accepted, but I've been planning on going back to church for the first time in about 15 years, so I shouldn't be horny posting in general. Apologies for being a hypocrite.
ENTJ No.33508255 >>33508264 >>33508311
>>33508238
Lol can you sing? That would be perfect!
>>33508232
Ew not you go away dirty street shitter dalit nobody likes you
myao No.33508256 >>33508267 >>33508319
>>33508229
sighhh someone be the duncan to my courtney

>>33508238
wait no way

c to e ??
Anonymous No.33508258
>>33508252
Good to hear you’re getting in touch with your faith, I hope it goes well for you. Don’t feel too bad about hornyposting, everyone has that hunger and it shows you’d treat your future wife well.
Anonymous No.33508262 >>33508296
>>33508248
DS has the best level design, I don’t understand why they never went back to that it’s so beloved
myao No.33508263 >>33508286
>>33508240
ning ??

>>33508246
but i like that about u ...

ive been rejected goodnight everyone
Anonymous No.33508264 >>33508272
>>33508255
You whine every day because someone called you out and made you into a bitch. Spiral some more
Anonymous No.33508267
>>33508256
Sleep is your friend.
Anonymous No.33508268 >>33508273 >>33508279 >>33508286
Oh no, a woman was rejected
It's a hate crime, someone call the FBI
ENTJ No.33508272 >>33508283
>>33508264
Look around you literally everyone is ignoring you, go back to your country pajeet we are not your friends
Anonymous No.33508273
>>33508268
I’ll defend them in court
Anonymous No.33508275 >>33508312 >>33508418 >>33508499 >>33508504
I think this guy at my work is really cute but he’s a bit socially awkward and I don’t know how I should give him the hints I’m into him. Do men have any pointers?
G No.33508277 >>33508280
>>33508198
Idek anymore
>>33507894
1 and a teddy bear my ex left
Anonymous No.33508279
>>33508268
She is Quantico
Anonymous No.33508280 >>33508325
>>33508277
Trading a teddy bear for a kid isn’t an equal trade…
ENTJ No.33508281 >>33508284 >>33508288 >>33508289
Chat is this a tranny honest opinion ASAP
Anonymous No.33508283
>>33508272
They don’t. You reply to everyone for attention and then cope when it doesn’t work. This exact same post happened yesterday, they are right you have a daily bitch routine
Anonymous No.33508284
>>33508281
>ENTJ
Is indeed a tranny
Anonymous No.33508286 >>33508292
>>33508263
i didn't reject you, i accepted [the reality my influence would have on] you. just trust me on this one myao, you don't want to be seen with meong-meong, the name is absolutely prescient :P or perhaps you like being humiliated. is our chairman so freaky? baka
>>33508268
quiet, you
Anonymous No.33508288
>>33508281
Probably not, as if you would care
Anonymous No.33508289 >>33508294
>>33508281
Can’t even keep your larps self contained to one thread?
Anonymous No.33508290 >>33508295 >>33508300
Should I even bother downloading dating apps again? It feels like a lot of running in place, but I don't know what else to do. I haven't been trying to date for more than a year.
Anonymous No.33508292 >>33508305
>>33508286
Fuck yourself, cunt
ENTJ No.33508293
>>33508229
Why don’t we have a male counterpart to this?
Anonymous No.33508294
>>33508289
He’s desperate for attention
Anonymous No.33508295
>>33508290
Do it
Anonymous No.33508296 >>33508309
>>33508262
because they started focusing more on being a hardcore action game instead of a dungeon crawler which really sucks because the games are not even that hard, not for me at least
BlueValkyrie No.33508297 >>33508304
>>33508152
I just wanted to shit post.
Anonymous No.33508300
>>33508290
Yes, if you don’t like it you can stop
BlueValkyrie No.33508301 >>33508306
>>33508159
I never want to speak to gen z ever again in hopes this gay language is never aimed at me.
Anonymous No.33508304 >>33508317
>>33508297
So like why are there so many autistic Virginians on this dump
Anonymous No.33508305 >>33508307
>>33508292
struck a nerve, huh? and i wasn't even trying, how pathetic rofl
ENTJ No.33508306 >>33508313
>>33508301
Fr? On god? No cap? Straight bussin my G with zero rizz and negative aura farm
Anonymous No.33508307 >>33508315 >>33508316
>>33508305
You're reading a lot of emotion into that post that isn't actually there.
Anonymous No.33508309
>>33508296
I think it’s difficult, but that’s not why I like them. Exploring and trying different weapons and magic is so satisfying, the bosses are kinda whatever but it seems fromsoft think that’s what we like the most
Anonymous No.33508311 >>33508319 >>33508324
>>33508255
>Lol can you sing? That would be perfect!
Yeah I can, pretty well. Not talent show tier but I can get the job done
>wait no way
>c to e ??
Yeah lmfao. I got big ole hands and long, skinny fingers. I'm 6'3
Anonymous No.33508312
>>33508275
Hints will probably go over his head tbqh
BlueValkyrie No.33508313 >>33508330
>>33508306
Anonymous No.33508315
>>33508307
three-time olympic gold medal mental gymnist, i kneel
ENTJ No.33508316 >>33508320 >>33508326
>>33508307
Let him embarrass himself for content so I can get paid this month
BlueValkyrie No.33508317
>>33508304
Dunno
Anonymous No.33508319
>>33508311
Fak, meant to also reply to Myao lol
>>33508256
Anonymous No.33508320 >>33508341
>>33508316
post link to your channel faggot
ENTJ No.33508324 >>33508327
>>33508311
Anon why the fuck aren’t you in a band yet?! You are already living my dream and I’m jealous wtf
G No.33508325
>>33508280
My babies are doing fine, please fuck off
Anonymous No.33508326 >>33508362
>>33508316
You think they are embarrassing, you bitch every day to everyone
Anonymous No.33508327 >>33508341
>>33508324
Because the few friends I do have are gaymers that I've known since like middle school. I've grown up a lot since then but never really made other friends along the way. Few acquaintances, never any musicians that I'd want to spend any significant amount of time around
Anonymous No.33508330 >>33508337 >>33508343 >>33508345
>>33508313
>more autism from the Virginian
Is it because of the war machines and ghetto scenes?
Anonymous No.33508332 >>33508333
Women, can we cuddle up and watch midnight broadcast together?
Anonymous No.33508333 >>33508338 >>33508377
>>33508332
What is that
Anonymous No.33508336
Girls why do you hate cuddling? It's practically impossible to cuddle with a girl without it leading into sex
Anonymous No.33508337
>>33508330
Ohioanon why are you so angry
Anonymous No.33508338 >>33508347
>>33508333
pretty sure it's a gay porno that has a similar plot to the hit horror movie "Videodrome", but Debbie Harry is a dude
ENTJ No.33508341 >>33508346
>>33508320
If anyone from here can find it I will do a face reveal
>>33508327
This is the probably the only time you will hear me say live your dreams and achieve your potential anon! Fuck the normies and go your own way you owe it to yourself!
ENTJ No.33508343
>>33508330
Phull sapport saar!
BlueValkyrie No.33508345
>>33508330
Idk. I keep scaring myself awake though.
Anonymous No.33508346 >>33508354
>>33508341
Appreciate it man. I've played all of these instruments, except drums, for a while now, but I've only recently been taking it seriously for a few months. I think in a year or 2 I'll be in a much better place in my musical journey
Anonymous No.33508347
>>33508338
Okay, I don’t know what that is either so never mind
ENTJ No.33508354
>>33508346
Lol I always thought drums were for orc niggers but it actually takes some skill to keep tempo
>I'm 6'3
Based myao is going to love you chad
Anonymous No.33508357
>>33508128
on the internet no because everyone lies and inflates their numbers
irl yes
ENTJ No.33508362 >>33508365
>>33508326
Getting paid to ignore you is actually a god tier investment strat
Anonymous No.33508365
>>33508362
So you’re broke then, you reply to everyone with that bitch attitude lol
Anonymous No.33508369 >>33508372 >>33508378 >>33508381 >>33508383 >>33508385
FUCK IT IS ALL MEN. I AM SLEEPING IN A SMALL ASS ROOM WITH 7 MEN

I am the only woman in a hostel dorm with seven men. and I think this place is what is called a “party hostel”.

What tf do I do
Anonymous No.33508372
>>33508369
Try to relax. It’s going to be fine.
Anonymous No.33508377 >>33508382
>>33508333
>What is that
It's a youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R98P2V34YA
Anonymous No.33508378
>>33508369
You have put yourself in a bad spot. Is this your first time in a hostel? You should know better
Anonymous No.33508381
>>33508369
>FUCK IT IS ALL MEN. I AM SLEEPING IN A SMALL ASS ROOM WITH 7 MEN
bow chicka wow wow
Anonymous No.33508382 >>33508386
>>33508377
Not that invested, if you can’t explain it here then I don’t care
Anonymous No.33508383 >>33508387 >>33508392
>>33508369
Close your eyes and sleep? Idk. Guys are there to catch shuteye not to rape you lmao
G No.33508385
>>33508369
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.33508386
>>33508382
Fair enough
Anonymous No.33508387 >>33508394 >>33508396 >>33508397 >>33508500
>>33508383
Sexual assault in hostels are very common
ENTJ No.33508390
>>33508125
>if I was pajeet i'd certainly be a schizo brahmin though
Kek the mental image of this in my head reminds me of a classic webm
Anonymous No.33508392
>>33508383
There’s seven of them and they don’t seem the most upstanding.
Anonymous No.33508394
>>33508387
So is murder but it all depends on the location
Anonymous No.33508396 >>33508400 >>33508406 >>33508435 >>33508450 >>33508462 >>33508500
>>33508387
Please don’t say this omfg no
ENTJ No.33508397
>>33508387
Monitor lizard anon nooooo
Anonymous No.33508400 >>33508432
>>33508396
NTA. Did any of them check you out?
Anonymous No.33508406 >>33508432
>>33508396
Are any of them hot?
Anonymous No.33508407 >>33508410 >>33508415
Imagine sleeping in a hostel with 7 trashy girls you don't know...
Anonymous No.33508410 >>33508414
>>33508407
Please dont make me think of this, I just finished jerking off :/
Anonymous No.33508414
>>33508410
you just know theres no shower either, so they just spray a fresh coat of perfume over the ripe girlstink, scratching their pits and maintaining full eye contact with you as they pee into a plastic bottle with poor accuracy (female)
Anonymous No.33508415
>>33508407
so that's the key to losing my virginity huh?
Anonymous No.33508418 >>33508504
>>33508275
Don't give hints just tell him and ask him out
Anonymous No.33508432 >>33508438 >>33508439 >>33508441 >>33508442 >>33508462
>>33508400
To be honest I know what it looks like when boys check me out. I grew up ugly and only glowed up last year. I’ve been catcalled more often and men talk to me a lot more so I think men do like how I look to some extent. But still

>>33508406
I mean yeah but that doesn’t make it any better.
Anonymous No.33508433
I'm so eepy even though I just woke up
How could women do this to me?
Anonymous No.33508435
>>33508396
Don't worry, they will go soft when they see your gross stomach.
Anonymous No.33508438
>>33508432
calm down kittenposter they can smell your fear and anxiety
it is bothersome
Anonymous No.33508439
>>33508432
>I mean yeah but that doesn’t make it any better.
How many of them?
Anonymous No.33508440 >>33508507
Why do women find me attractive in real life but not on dating apps? The difference is uncanny. Is it because I’m bald and women just screen for that?
Anonymous No.33508441
>>33508432
Spoon with the hottest one to discourage the others
Anonymous No.33508442
>>33508432
Didn't you want to get smothered by chad?
Anonymous No.33508450
>>33508396
You never did a quick google search beforehand
Anonymous No.33508453 >>33508456 >>33508471
I can not hold back my truest feelings for this woman anymore
Anonymous No.33508456
>>33508453
Who is SHE
Anonymous No.33508462
>>33508396
>>33508432
if you say you posted your tits on 4chan it'll automatically repel them and they'll no longer want to sexually assault you
Anonymous No.33508471 >>33508491
>>33508453
you must
if she whiffs even the faintest inkling that you hold some measure of regard for her, the ick will be immediate and your fate shall be death
Anonymous No.33508473
I like the way the special shampoo makes my head cold.
Anonymous No.33508491
>>33508471
You're probably right
Anonymous No.33508496
it's so ridiculous that women wear make up. making up for what? not being clownish enough naturally? and we treat these people as our equals?
Anonymous No.33508499
>>33508275
you gotta be very direct if he's anything like me we are complete fucking retards
Anonymous No.33508500
>>33508387
>>33508396
he's right though. there's where i first committed mine
Anonymous No.33508504
>>33508418
>>33508275
do what this anon says. you might as well be talking to a brick wall otherwise.
Anonymous No.33508505
>last posted 35 minutes ago
kittenposter gettin gangplapped as we speak
Anonymous No.33508507
>>33508440
Have you tried not being indian?