Thread 33603627

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).

This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. But there are rules that apply to the /adv/ forum, and which are (sometimes!) enforced here, that you might like to note. For example:

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(There is another ATOGA thread on /soc/ - if you want to post contact details or toonme images, post them there; you can link to a post in that thread from here.)

While this thread does tend to turn into a chatroom, it's still nice if people stay at least vaguely on topic: questions for the opposite gender to the questioner, and answers. Here are a few things that are better posted in other places:
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- Film and TV recommendations (try /tv/).
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Previously on ATOGA: >>33600502

Hello anons, state gender and how are you doing today?

>>33603633
M
Not bad. Off to find some churches to get some photos. Hopefully staving off the drug addiction until later in the day. Yourself?

>>33603633
>Hello anons, state gender and how are you doing today?
I hope to have a good day, people are awful human beings but there's rare genuine people, I hope.

>>33603633
I stayed up WAY TOO LATE talking with femanon and now I slept until past 10am and am still tired.
My ravioli were moldy.
At least the weather is nice and calm, so I'm just going to be lazy, play some video games and maybe make a few posts here. I should work on my dating profile though...

>>33603633
why do you care lmao fuck off

>>33603633
M, I'm chill thanks, hbu?
Also stayed up too late last night after going out with ppl but was fun. Played some vidya this morning and at work rn

State gender
When is it okay to lie to your employer

Women are you here?

>talking with a guy, mutual friend
>think we're getting along
>he tells me about his hot and likeable colleague who has a crush on him
>conclude that either he isn't interested or is toxic and playing games
>tone it down and focus on someone else
>he hears or notices that i'm hanging out with a different guy
>sends angry messages, demands to know why
>give brief neutral answers and try to cut contact
>friend who introduced us asks me why nothing became of it
What do I tell him? I don't want to lose this friend group

>>33603652
No, I made a profile once out of curiosity but that was when it first got launched. I also made a male one to check out the femanons but I think I deactivated them both again.

where do depressed people hang out, everyone is fake depressed where they're happy all the time.

>>33603656
In their room, online.

women, which one?

>parfum
>expensive sexy under wear
>two concert tickets

if your bf would give you a christmas gift
I mean, you're already in a relationship, not orbiters or someone who's chasing you

Girls if genie offered you an anime tails and ears would you take it?

>>33603653
tell the truth
that person is not a friend if he/she can't take it

>>33603656
>where do depressed people hang out
Internet...

Sex..

>>33603653
>What do I tell him?
What have you told him so far?
Anyway, not dating a friend of a friend should not be an end to talking with people.

>>33603658
>american dating.jpg
>everything is clearly German

>>33603653
>>he tells me about his hot and likeable colleague who has a crush on him
What exactly did he tell you? That he has a crush on her?
>or is toxic and playing games
Could be this

women are kind of scary.

I Have this awesome life hack

>>33603670
Men are scarier

Women, is this true?

>>33603656
>everyone is fake depressed where they're happy all the time
Huh?

Men are scarier short term, women are scarier long term

I didn’t know it was so easy to rape people

>>33603679
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

>>33603676
Yeah, moids do want a harem of mindless bimbos each of whom has a personality that can be described as "hot" and "obsessed with the moid"

>>33603679
Women aren't scary at all desu

>>33603676
No if a man put his hands on me like that Id do experiments on his ballsacks while he slept

>>33603680
All you gotta do is be unattractive and exist vaguely in their vicinity.

>>33603679

No offense but what is a woman going to do. Yell at you? Divorce you? Is that scarier than rape and murder to you? There are so many men with second families. That’s the real scary

>>33603682
M. Sounds about right.

women why are you so embarrassing sometimes

woman are mean but they're scared of being smacked so they play pretend.

>>33603689
F
I think poetry as an art form is disgusting

>>33603689
Those women are probably coping and Taylor and Travis are gonna divorce

>>33603676
>women's romance
>hardcore pornography
>violence
>ahegao
That's erotic content made by men for men

>f
>took my dog to the vet this morning
>have to hold him in my arms because he's afraid of vets
>vet tech comes over to take him out of my hands
>the back of my hand mushes into her boob
>its soft and warm
>realize what just happened and make eye contact
>she smiles knowingly and takes my dog into the back for his check-up
>can't think about anything else now
Is this how it is for guys? I think I might be gay

>>33603633
M
Haven’t slithered out of bed yet. It is going to be a decent day.

>>33603649
When they don’t need to know your personal business. Most problems are better solved without lies though.

>>33603676
Women want to be lusted after, men want to be validated. That's the psychological difference.

>>33603682
Moids just want one pretty girl who's into them, every harem anime fan has one favourite

State gender
Thoughts on Sydney Sweeney?

>>33603689
its insane to me how there is a whole subset of woman who are "this attractive, extremely rich, one-of-the-biggest-artists-ever 30something year old is just like meee why won't anyone date meeee :((("

>>33603702
M. Who?

>>33603702
f
I don't care one way or another. The mutant seethe at her was funny though.

>>33603676
It's crazy how most women want to be dominated in a pretty harsh manner in bed but most men just aren't up for that level of effort.

>>33603698
Hot. Be outrageous and totally stare at them obviously next time you see her

>>33603702
F
She's pretty but being pretty is her only characteristic while I am both pretty and kinda smart so overall I surpass her

>>33603702
I wonder if women understand why we chose her over sabrina carpenter

>>33603702
M
I genuinely do not give one fraction of a fuck about any celebrity, the only thing they’re good for is making people freak out when I ask “who?”

>>33603712
Since when do you speak for all men?

>>33603679
Men rape
Women cuck
One is revolting because of how visceral and immediately painful it can be
One is revolting because of how long it can be unnoticed

>>33603714
Fucking ignorant

>>33603700
>Women want to be lusted after
So why do women complain about horny men while men seethe over not being desired or getting laid and being seen as husband material instead?
>men want to be validated
Even though they deem friendship with women worthless and fake emotional intimacy to get laid, while women complain endlessly about not feeling seen, understood, or supported by their partners?

>>33603710
So humble too

>>33603700
Thats the same thing you moron.

>>33603712
Sabrina is hotter

Men
Has a woman ever made you genuinely laugh

>>33603720
Sarcasm, nice.

>>33603693
why?

>>33603725
You really are smart

newfags, when femanon says "men" she means the 2% of guys that make her turned on. she's not talking about your gender.

>>33603702
M, she's mid

>>33603717
Yeah just like that
I caused somebody to have a melty the other day too when I insisted I’ve never heard of “Michael B. Jordan”

>>33603718
>So why do women complain about horny men
Wrong kind of men. Until you know what it's like to have some swarthy foreigner staring rapeily at you in the grocery store, you can't understand why we have a filter.
> while women complain endlessly about not feeling seen, understood, or supported by their partners?
Because men have the tendency to get a girlfriend, fuck them for five minutes, then ignore them the rest of the week. Then they act baffled why that girl dumps him.

>>33603728
Don’t tell me who I’m talking to faggot

>>33603633
Bathed, still high anxiety for just getting up. Nyeh.
*sends firey heart mail*

the urge to want to send goodmorning messages is much greater than my ability to comprehend that they are and have been sleeping with someone else

>>33603726
It’s often bad and spoken word makes me want to blow my brains out

>>33603723
yes, but only because she revealed a side of herself i did not expect.

>putting a footfag porn picture of a flag
Why are moids so indecent?

>>33603708
I won't see her (hypothetically) for another two weeks, when he goes for a follow-up. And I'm too shy to stare at someone else's boobs, come on

This may not be doable with all this fog

>>33603723
Not intentionally, they aren't very funny

>>33603676
Why do you think there are so many women with abusive boyfriends?

>>33603723
Sure.

>>33603739
Like what

>>33603723
only once in my entire life

>>33603741
>And I'm too shy to stare at someone else's boobs, come on
You come on, at most she'll be a little smug internally. She might even deliberately give you a view or brush your shoulder with them...

Why must the foid deconstruct my every pattern? Can I chew food without being creepy or weird or bad for doing so?

>>33603736
What a loser I don't sleep with him but he tells me good morning

Kek

>>33603755
Why can't he settle for someone less popular and widely desired and pursued by tons of men?

>>33603752
lucky

>>33603748
I assumed she was NPC but then she said something really edgy for no reason. Caught me off-guard.

>>33603687
I had a classmate who was a chaotic and funny alpha Chad. Then he got married and she domesticated him big time. He is now a shell of himself, completely neutered but calls it a blessing, calls himself mature and responsible lol. The guy is not fun anymore and has no time for himself.
My point is that women outpace men on emotional terrain and can cuck you if you are clueless. Happens fairly often

>>33603759
He is settling for someone less popular, see her high bodycount is because she can't hold a relationship. He's settling for someone in his league

>>33603765
Thats on him for marrying a bitch he doesn’t even like

>>33603702
M
Hot body, lewd eyes, but seems Kardashian-tier bright, probably a decent sense of what sells.

State gender.
You ever go to bed, thinking "I hope anon X is online again tomorrow"?

>>33603771
That's the point he calls it love and she gaslighted him into liking his predicament.
He wants to have fun and be chaotic and she is like "Be responsible, dear, you are not a kid anymore!" and he is like "Ok, honey". rinse repeat

I want a loser gf but she would be repulsed by my lack of social life.

are there spanish girls on atoga? if so can they marry me?

>>33603702
M
We stan KATSEYE in this thread.

Femanons how many digits is your bodycount?

>>33603774
yes. and they never are.

>>33603689
the ancients believed that only a set few poets could be born at any given time, and they were right
>>33603693
>>33603738
that's kind of like looking at haitian cuisine and then saying food sucks

>>33603768
Nah, he's dating out of his league. The amount of people who can't hold a relationship and instead have several short term attempts or failed marriages is around the same between the sexes.

>>33603774
Not since we exchanged contacts, and fell in and out of love, no.

>>33603723
Fairly often, even in this thread. I don't mean laughing at them but with them btw

>>33603723
Of course, yes

>>33603780
There was Trini but I think she died

>>33603702
I heard the name but I don't know who she is

>>33603783
her bodycount is just me but wearing different disguises

>no trespassing
Gee, I wonder who that’s for

>>33603793
why did she die...

>>33603783
I've been with 1 guy and don't really see why I would want to experience that again

>>33603778
Am I supposed to feel bad for him for being retarded

>>33603780
>>33603793
Before trini there was Marta and she really did fucking die in an epic motorcycle crash

>>33603791
Who in this thread made you laugh and how

>>33603774
M
No I generally stop thinking about atoga the instant I’m not on it

>>33603803
MKG made a great joke once: polyamorous people have a scheduling kink

do fat people not feel any remorse dating someone much skinnier than them

>>33603807
He’s not female

>>33603808
Probably not, dont you see it all the time

>>33603800
Men are retarded like that I agree, and his case is not exceptional. He is actually a fairly smart guy overall but it didn't help him.

>>33603808
They steal the skinny peoples life force that’s why they stay so fat

>>33603793
>I think she died
She got banned for selfposting in the thread a few days ago.
Probably just been undercover, if here at all.

>>33603789
That felt like a quick lovestory tldr.

>>33603788
No it's not, women are way way more promiscuous than men

>>33603751
it's funny

>>33603774
M. No.

>>33603751
Nope

>>33603807
Still not funny

>>33603803
Not in this particular thread, it's fairly new

>>33603774
M
nah but i am happy to see that stupid sexy dyke actuaranon

>>33603774
M
this has never been something on my mind
what kind of lives are you guys living here.

>>33603774
M
It probably depends on how you treat atoga, but I do.

>>33603822
Do you remember a post in the past

>>33603774
F
Yes

I’m pooping

>>33603827
No, but I remember the energy it gave me

>>33603774
M
Yes

>>33603817
Wouldn't that tilt the sex market heavily in men's favor? Interesting theory either way, I'd like to see what stats you're basing it on.

Question:
What can I do for/to the man I am dating to show him he means alot to me

I'm deeply sad my grating personality is just not that popular with most women. I'm not nice, and I'm very rude.

>>33603834
Suck him off

>>33603834
Come with me on my adventures

>>33603649
f, it's always ok to lie to your employer

>>33603835
You just have to be rude in the right way but apparently you're too dumb for that

>>33603834
Initiate contact between the two of you

>>33603846
Done. Got no response.

>>33603833
No, just because you're promiscuous doesn't mean you sleep with everyone. And I'm basing it on the fertility of young men and women, did you know that 50% of young men become parents compared to 80% of young women?

>>33603847
What response were you looking for?

>>33603838
WOULD

>>33603840
This is actually one of my most prominant love languages.

>>33603834
You don't just do one thing and done, if he means a lot to you it will show

>>33603843
I lose interest halfway and come across like a dementia president

>>33603847
You obviously also have to be pretty but thats a given

>>33603849
Any?

>>33603834
do women really not talk to men at all?
>foid: "you mean a lot to me"

this like short-circuits y'all. weirdo ass gender.

>>33603851
Very cool, I’m on one right now looking for abandoned churches

>>33603853
Why tf do you care if you come across as rude if you lost interest anyways?

>>33603852
Yes, you are correct. I am looking to do better than I have - So I was curious as to if there were new ideas.

>>33603854
Yahhh, I am not so fond of mys

I’d be a good girlfriend

>>33603863
Thats what they all think.

>>33603858
low key? sadism. black licorice for halloween. no mcdonalds we have food at home.

Oh my goodness gracious this road is a little treasure trove

>>33603866
NTA
You just sound dumb.

>>33603866
Yeah, I figured the way you boasted about being such a bad boy, lol
Maybe you should do it again

>>33603863
I'd be a good boyfriend

I woke up 1.6kg lighter than yesterday.
Ate normal yesterday.
Am I dying?

>>33603848
What does promiscuity mean if not indiscriminate sexual partner choice?
>50% of young men become parents compared to 80% of young women
What study is this from? I can't find any with these numbers. Why is age relevant in this context unless first time fathers get with younger women?

I need to induce my period 4 days early any tips

>>33603783
0

>>33603774
F
Honestly no. Maybe I’m selfish

>>33603851
NTA sex in various places while travelling is one of my biggest fantasies.

>>33603879
Thats not how that works... best you can do is increase uterine contractions by heavy exercise, orgasms and drink ginger tea, eat parsley, pineapple and vit c.

>>33603882
0 is 1 digit

Another awful day in an awful life and there's nothing I can do to change it.

>>33603633
F
Good. Very tired, worked a lot today. I want to play vidya but I don’t have the energy to get up.

>>33603783
2

>>33603870
Yet you replied. Curious.

>>33603873
My aura is too disdainful. I really pour it on.

>>33603887
Oh okay

>>33603896
How come you haven't lost interest in replying so far? Are we not half way yet?

>>33603627 (OP)
So I slept with a friend of mine a few days ago. She said she loved hearing me moan and acted more dominant than other girls I slept with. I dunno if I can go back to vanilla girls now. Am I a sub now?

>>33603891
Go on an adventure

>>33603901
You’re a whore

>>33603901
It's not like you have to chose a side and stick with it.

>>33603877
>What does promiscuity mean if not indiscriminate sexual partner choice
Sex with different people, it doesn't mean you're indiscriminate

>Studies
No, just statistics. We actually record how many people have kids you know

>>33603905
anon just wanted to talk about the hot subby sex he had with his friend

>>33603909
Yes, and? Why can people talk about a nice trip they went on or a fun game they played but god forbid they want to talk about a good sexual experience?

>>33603900
Give it a minute, I've got a tin of biscuits And I'm scrolling elon-twitter alongside it.

>>33603869
Are you larping as the Globglogabgalab or something?

>>33603893
Dark Souls lady?
In any case, you should get some sleep. Vidya will still exist when you get up.

>>33603915
Well, I have sesame mochi and am doing the dishes alongside it. That means I win.

>>33603916
Kek

>>33603916
>Are you larping as the Globglogabgalab or something?
lmfao

>>33603914
Because it makes you a whore

>>33603901
>and acted more dominant than other girls
How exactly?

I’m getting sidetracked by all the views

>>33603923
And whores can't talk about the fun stuff they did or what? Does it personally offend you because you get intense fomo or is it just a nice opportunity for you to virtue signal your ((purity))?

>>33603907
>semantics
Have these statistics been published or not?
>Sex with different people
So instead of having sex with one high-quality man, women have sex with several men, and this means that fewer men get to have sex? And men do the opposite, opting to go for one high-quality woman?

>>33603914
You know what? Fine. Fuck it. I'll do all three.
Femanons: I travelled around China for a couple of weeks with a friend of mine and we fucked so hard and so often I got friction burn on my dick. We discovered neither of us had any upper limit on the number of times we could fuck a day. I'm talking eight times per day.

Now we're on other sides of the world...Should I ask her to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure with me?

Men
What's your chest/back hair situation like?

>>33603931
>China
You could not pay me enough to go there.

>>33603934
Lack thereof

>>33603931
See? Why should we not be allowed to talk about these things? Thats so silly.
>Should I ask her to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure with me?
Absolutely

>>33603916
Yeah lady dark souls hehe.
I’m going to read stuff on Atoga and fall asleep

>>33603857
That is a beautiful structure of art.
10/10 would be happy to live there

>>33603934
Fuzzy chest and belly, bare back

>>33603919
Productive, aren't we. To be fair it's not like I *haven't* been doing chores, I just got a bit of unfolded laundry left, too busy parsing through the 'words of discouragement' so lovingly crafted, on the chans.

>>33603935
That's because you're an imbecile
>>33603938
My actual dilemma is I really want to play D&D with her but I don't know how to get a group going

>>33603929
>Have these statistics been published or not?
Duh, most countries do
>So instead of having sex with one high-quality man, women have sex with several men, and this means that fewer men get to have sex? And men do the opposite, opting to go for one high-quality woman?
I never said men do the opposite

>>33603924
gently slapping me, choking me, telling me what to do and the moaning thing. we cuddled for the entire mornng after, she gave me loads of kisses

>>33603927
They can but it’s silly when they get mad thatthey got called a whore

>>33603879
not to induce it earlier, but there is a pill you can get that will put it off until later. i've used it once to not get my period on a beach vacation. if you are in the states you can get it prescribed online with wisp or you can go to a walk in clinic

>>33603943
You could just play one on one D&D and make it lewd. Win win.
>>33603942
>it's not like I *haven't* been doing chores
Whew, such a good boy.
>words of discouragement
Ah yes, you favorite ambrosia, sweet sweet seethe.

>>33603944
Stop blueballing me and link to the exact papers already, you wouldn't typically have to ask several times for something that exists and proves someone's claims.

>>33603649
Male
When you have the opportunity

Women
What's the worst experience you've had with a "nice guy"?

>>33603944
Sorry I'm playing vidya, you have to DYOR

>>33603946
Where? As far as I can see, anon didn't even reply to you calling him a whore. Are you imagining you as the chad virgin and anon as the virgin whore again?

>>33603934
Hairy chest, but thin/light enough you can see the skin
Not much hair on my back at all

>>33603953
>erotic roleplay
I hadn't thought of that...

>>33603946
nta there's just no point in calling us whores, we know we're whores, we just don't care / don't see it as a negative.

being a "whore" is really easy because prudish people are often unfun, mean, and weird, so there's no upside to appealing to you

>>33603957
That one time I met his mom and she started to talk about how she thinks leaving a wet cleaning rag in the kitchen sink is unhygienic and I agreed with her and he accused me of trying to butter her up. That was so damn cringe, lmfao.

>>33603808
I feel remorse just for developing a crush on someone

>>33603962
Exactly. Now go off and play, little one.

>>33603963
Are they mean because they don’t want to have sex with you?

>>33603934
i barely grow any body hair

>>33603965
Same. And then I punish and shun myself due to it. Why do we feel this way? I comletely go ghost and ignore all social situations where they could be

>>33603953
I'm becoming mildly addicted to posting finely crafted ragebaits.

>>33603934
almost no hair

>>33603943
chinaboos are embarrassing

>>33603957
he broke up with me at a party in front of other people thinking i would be humiliated (i wasn't), then went and cried to my mom about it. she promptly called me to make fun of him after. he then tried to manipulative several of our mutual friends which caused them all to stop talking to him.

>>33603976
Why must poking moralfags be such much fun? Sigh

What women do and what women say are two different things.

So why take what they say seriously here?

>>33603983
Literally nobody gives a single shit about what you do or don't do.

Gender
Do you have any impulse spending problems?

>>33603985
F
No

>>33603971
no, if i get rejected i move on because i have the gift of mental stability. there are plenty of sluts in the sea

>>33603934
About 25 hairs

>>33603985
F
Yeah, definitely but it comes in waves. Sometimes I want to buy all the things and then I don't feel like buying anything at all for like half a year. I think in the end it balances itself out, so I have no plans to try and change it.

>>33603987
hot

>>33603940
Here’s the other I found, iPhone users rejoice

>>33603996
Cute
Pro tip: you can crop the pic just a tiny bit and it will upload the right way around every time

>>33603943
Yeah sure go on vacations in dictatorships.

>>33603985
M
I have never-spending-money-on-anything problems

>>33603901
yes, enjoy yourself

>>33603857
very cool

>>33603998
Yes I did that but got lazy because it didn’t want to upload

>>33603994
I wish I was hot

>>33603627 (OP)
Why the fuck would a girl end it with me, then ask to kiss me (I declined), say we have an emotional connection and that she's "talked herself into it now"? And then ask to kiss me AGAIN when I go to leave?

>>33603653
"He started talking about other girls, so I figured he wasn't serious"

>>33603723
Yes. But only one - she was hilarious but sadly not looking for anything even remotely serious. I had my hopes up after 3 dates then it became clear

>>33603985
M
Yeah, it comes and goes and I don't like it.
>wow that game is pretty cheap, I might as well buy it
>I'm not in the mood to cook, I'll buy something easy instead
>ehhhh fuck it, it's only a few bucks?
>WHOA! That essential item I absolutely need? I can live without it, $10 is too much

>>33603774
Male
I used to do that with Mabel when she posted here

>>33603985
F
No because I have no money

>>33604009
relatable content

>>33604009
Relatable content

>>33604010
Same but only because I loved shitting on her

Can we as a society finally admit women are severely mentally ill cosplaying as productive people

>>33603985
Male
Yeah, I'm slowly getting the hang of it, but even when I do end up saving some money my car decides to have some sort of surprise expense

>>33604017
/gioyc/

>>33604021
I *asked* (on-topic) a question

>>33603975
Yeah I do that too. I don't know why we do it, probably a really deep self hatred. For me it's only amplified since I do get rejected any time I tell myself to get over it and ask someone out. It's validating but in the bad way

>>33603698
Like 90% of the planet is attracted to women. Welcome to the club.

>>33604016
I liked her she was really sweet and positive

>>33604026
Yeah especially toward psychopaths that wanted to kill and rape and eat women

>>33604017
You say that as if all the women at my workplace weren't more competent than all the men. IT, by the way.

>>33603627 (OP)
Wy are women always such healsluts?

After a brief pit stop in hickville, they kindly told me where the cross is that I’m looking for

>>33603996
It has a strking resemblance to eastern euro architecture. The domes, points and symmetry.
Byzantine-ish

>>33604030
The can fix you anon

>>33604032
"Healsluts" are primarily a male thing

I don’t get love in this life

>>33604032
Are you going to nail yourself to it for a crucifying ritual?

>>33603964
You were probably overdoing it. Don't lie.
>OMGGG I KNOW RIGHT? WHO LEAVES A WET CLEANING RAG IN THE KITCHEN SINK? I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, MY BF'S MOM ;))

>>33603980
What the fuck does that mean. What is embarrassing about liking laquered cabinets and Dai cuisine and baijiu and little towns. Why don't you have any joy in your life
>>33603999
I guess I'm not stupid enough to let something like that get in the way of my life

>>33603964
WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU LEAVE IT THEN BITCH, ON THE COUNTER? ON THE FLOOR? YOU FILTHY FEMFREAK FUCK

>>33604044
No, I just said yeah, it's the perfect breeding ground for bacteria.

>>33604049
You put it in the laundry or hang it somewhere it can dry anon.

>>33604052
Oh..........

>>33604027
Iirc she wasn't aware of the context of that scenario

>>33604054
There there

They said they didn’t but they changed the formula

>>33604030
Women are more interested in people

I want a krabby patty

Incels, says something nice to me. No reasons, except you being nice
You're nice aren't you (that's why you finish last)?

>>33604030
I used to heal back when I was young and idealistic and wanted to help and be valuable. Now I know that tanking is the easiest role and gives you the most power, and that using and abusing your team isn't really that bad.

>>33604030
And men are more interested in things

>>33604069
I'm interested in both
I'm intrigued by people, but also things appeal to my desire for a sense of order, emotional and moral detachment, and overall autism

My costar just told me I look for love in all the wrong places

But I look for love everywhete

>>33604067
Your autism is sexy

>>33604067
I hope you have a lovely day and get one step closer to your dreams
I'm assuming your dreams are not harmful to others or yourself

>>33604075
:* :* :*

Did anyone else jusy get uglier once they finished puberty

Gender
Tell me your favorite historical civilization

>>33604030
I'm a guy and I'm a healslut
It's fun

>>33604074
Everywhere is the wrong place if it's you.

>>33604033
You’re right on the money

>>33604083
Yea true

>>33604040
Perhaps…I brought my Jesus chain, maybe it’ll speak to me?

>>33604076
you're sweeter than cotton candy, 'non <3

>>33604080
Male
Mesopotamia
I don't know a lot about it I just know a lot of myths are traced back to around there

>>33604074
*hugs you*

Remind me to never go on township road 777 ever again

>>33604094
Story time?

>>33604080
F
the la tène culture

>>33604096
It has zero cell coverage but it has this

>>33604088
Mayhaps

>>33604080
M
The Mongol Empire. A bunch of dairy-eating nomads somehow put together the biggest land empire in history, and then it immediately split apart and got absorbed by everything it conquered. Yet life in Mongolia is pretty much still the same for most people there.

Sharing a first kiss with one person a second time. Just thinking about it makes me nervous.

>>33604048
>What is embarrassing about liking laquered cabinets and Dai cuisine and baijiu and little towns.

all these out of touch 40+ year old men telling me to touch grass while being on podcasts.

>>33604080
ancient civilisation in japan, korea, china
they sipped tea, wrote bs philosophy, and poisoned each other while sipping tea

also, ninjas.

i rest my case

even the ugly girl ghosted me.
its over. dating is going nowhere. they see me and its over at that moment.

>>33604048
Well let's hope you get locked up and fucked by the CCP then.

>>33604106
>fucking dork

>>33604110
telling you to hit the gym while looking more onions than basedbeans

Women is this true?

>>33604114
Why was she ugly

>>33604121
Flo was a big gay lesbo and she was clearly in her incel era here

>>33604121
Why do you guys call me Nightingale

>>33604121
That's not true. Ilove incels & they love me too

>>33604080
M
Spain, Germany, France

>>33604080
Hard to pick a favorite. Pre Islamic Revolution Iran seemed cool. Bavaria during the rise of the Illuminati. Alexandria when the library was opened. Biblical Israel.

I found it. The millennium cross.

I wish I had rich parents to pay for me to vacation and never have to work

>>33604080
M
The Dahomey
The slave trade objectively fucked up West Africa, but it WAS metal as fuck

>>33604124
weird face shape

>>33604147
not much to fuck up in the first place

>>33604150
You wouldn't get empires built on crushing weaker civs to enslave them and sell them to Euros in return for more guns to crush more civs if there wasn't stuff to wreck in the first place

>>33604136
The world seemed pretty great before Islam ruined everything

>>33604138
Now sit on it

>>33604121
Doubt this is a real quote, and even if it is it's just a bitter old maid's pick-me rant. She should have stuck to nursing.

>>33604154
""empires"" is a stretch

>>33604148
I’m going to kill my self

>>33604158
Uhm, this one might be better for that

>>33604157
I never understand why anons hate Islam so much. It embodies everything they love. Sexism, homophobia, worship of the military, paedophilia, anti-semitism, men of action, subjugators. I think it's just the brown people

>>33604164
why?
you got an ugly face too?

>>33604167
abrahamic religions claiming to be "antisemitic" is just fraternal hatred, all of them can fuck off

>>33604171
Yea

>>33604172
Infighting is often the most vicious kind of fighting

Pretty decent adventure thanks for tuning in

>>33604176
true

>>33604177
Why didn’t you invite me

Single anons of both genders: do you think your daily life would be made better or worse if you had a relationship?

>>33604183
Y-you’re not here anon

>>33604184
M
better

>>33604167
But we don't. /pol/ has talked about how US and Europe needs White Sharia for years.

>>33604184
F, worse

>>33604177
>IMG_
ENTJ, is that you again?

>>33604184
F
Better better better please god if you’re listening I’ll do anything

>>33604184
M
Both. I like and dislike being alone sometimes.

>>33604190
No man I just took these photos

>>33604190
>common filename thing
>IS THAT YOU XDDDDDDDDD
god eceleb obsessed faggots are so retarded

>>33603627 (OP)
Dating makes me pine for the caveman days.
>Me like Grugette
>try to drag her to my cave
>she lets me? Now wife
>she bashes my head with a club? She rejected me
Far more civilized and less awkward than the current system in my opinion

>>33604186
Because you didn’t invite me

>>33604191
How many guys have you asked out this year?

>>33604190
Anybody posting from an iPhone gets that.

>>33604196
You can still try to do that

>>33604197
You don’t live near me…

>>33604191
bend over

>>33604198
Three

>>33604196
men back then didnt care about rejection

>>33603656
>Fake depressed
That is called a cope smile often.

Libe alone?

>>33604206
Genuinely 95% of all incel rage comes from the fact they're scared of rejection so they never make moves.

>>33604191
Date an atoga guy

>>33604213
He said no

>>33604211
I can also make up statistics
250% of men are unhappy with the current dating scene

>>33604211
Nta, but rejection can be as traumatic as rape. Who wants to go through that several times before getting a gf? Normies don't do it either.

>>33604214
Date a different one

why do people say "nta" now?
back in the day we would just call people retards for assuming everyone is the same person on an ANONYMOUS imageboard

>>33604190
Fair assumption, but it's just another blogposting attention-whore with iPhone

>>33604214
>Rejected by an atoga guy
Ouch sister

>>33604225
>noooo you can only talk about SEX and politics
Fuck off faggot

>>33604216
how autistic are you
and just to explain, that's a rhetorical question

>>33604221
I’m still crying about the last one

>>33604229
your point sucks as well, what about the incels who do o through the humiliation ritual? whats your take on them? probably something equally retarded

(sobbing)
i want foidussy
i want foidussy
i want foidussy

>>33604184
male.
Hard to say, I want to try to keep drawing at least as a hobby but tbf I don't think I could have any hobby but movies and maybe motorcycle riding if I was with anyone.

>>33604231
Any incel who doesn't have social anxiety has my sincere condolences because they probably truly are held back by forces outside their control

>>33604224
People have been doing that since a long time. You're just a rude cunt.

>>33604231
stop calling it a humiliation ritual

>>33604224
It's useful to the conversation sometimes, but dumbasses will still assume you are the previous anon anyways

>>33604238
>long time
>posts a 2017 screenshot
I wish you were joking

>>33604241
8 years is enough time for you to get with the times.

>>33604242
we should go back to the pre "nta" times
let retards be retards

>>33604238
I invented that saying.

>>33604244
Sure

>>33604230
Pick one who isn’t indecisive and timid then

>>33604243
we should go back to the id heaven days

>>33604238
>IMG_2359.jpg
opinion discarded

>>33604080
F
Ancient Greece probably. Maybe even proto-Greek/Yamna, since the mystery of not knowing much about it is very attractive. I'm curious how people lived back then.

>>33604253
When was the last time someone touched your genitals outside of medical professionals or people you paid?

>>33604259
You tell me, ENTJ

>>33604259
M
never

>>33604260
Stop samefagging

>>33604260
I bet it was when your mom cleaned the shit off your balls.

>>33604260
i wish you'd kill yourself, you have to be truly pathetic to obsess over namefags

>>33604239
It basically is. Few times I have done it the best I can get as a response is just a blank stare as a ""rejection"" but still agrees to date me anyways sonetimes. I'd rather get mauled by approaching a bear or big cat to pet them than try to ask another woman on a date not that I have a carreer and place of my own.

>>33604259
NTA, but honestly I have been afouding medical professionals in hopes I get caner and die. I've consumed fertilizer, rat poison and Teflon without luck.

>>33604266
>>33604267
>>33604270
You seem a bit mad, is that actually you?

>>33604276
Just eat a bit more and you can die way sooner. Pussy.

maybe women hate me because they can read my 4chinz post history

>>33604278
What?

gf INSISTS on asking about my past. like she asks if she gives the best head i’ve ever gotten because her exes told her so (as if i needed to know). what nationalities i’ve had and their body types, she’ll say she feels fat and then ask if i’ve been with skinny girls. then i told her i’ve been to korea and she immediately wanted to know if i hooked up there, to which i replied yes and now she’s insecure about her weight because she’s thicc (but not fat) and wants to be skinny

women why the fuck do you do this to yourselves? i told her i will answer but not tolerate any attitude

I wish my hair wasn’t so insane

>>33604283
>women why the fuck do you do this to yourselves?
Men were supposed to have harems, not chose one flavor of pussy and stick to that forever. She's trying to be everything for you but that's simply not possible.

>>33604283
>i told her i will answer but not tolerate any attitude
why would you make yourself have a relationship which was like this

>>33604287
Cut it off

>>33604272
I don't get why men these days are so soft they view rejection as an existential threat. Women are people dude. One girl out of billions said no. So what? When you ask a guy friend to go do something and they say no, do you fall into catatonic despair then?

>>33604290
Part of me wants to grow it more and see how insane it would get but I could shave it as well…hmm

>>33604292
Ok

>>33604293
Yes…thanks for the brainstorm

>>33604291
I don't think he ever had any friends

>>33604283
your gf sounds insufferable

>>33604294
Np

>>33604299
Y-you too…

>>33604283
lord send me a thicc gf who is happy about being thicc

I need a gf who does not own CATS please

>>33604304
all girls have a pussy

>>33604291
You assume they actually say "no". Really rejection is being led own with "maybe" or "I'm open" or literally saying yes then ghosting.

>>33604304
I would not want a gf who wouldn't want to get a cat.
I don't have one now, but I definitely want one in the future.
A cat just for one person who's away to work several days each week is selfish and I'd hate to be that kind of guy.

>>33604308
you should internalize that the answer is either "hell yes" or "hell no"

>>33604291
>>33604308
this
if they just said no id be fine with it
instead its always "im busy now but later/let me check my schedule/etc"

Hi fine shyts, how is your gyatt doing after the weekend of getting plapped

I just realized I don't hate bright red nail polish anymore.
Nice, now I like all kinds of nail polish.

>>33604314
I just got a pap smear. Thats all I have to say on the topic.

>>33604296
Not many but I have a lot of acquaintances/people that constantly softplan things then never follow through.
>>33604313
I hate living in this time in age because people just lie to you about wanting to hangout or date. If it is really such an inconvenience then I'd rather just know.

Update: still goofing. 5 orgasms in so far today. More to cum.

>>33604313
I like the current state of affairs. I enjoy the plausible deniability. It makes rejection so much easier for both of us. I'm sure it drives autistic people insane though (legitimately, as in, I'm sure the fact you need to pick up on the social cues to figure out whether they're being sincere or just letting you down gently must drive autistic people insane).

My future wife can clap without using her hands

>>33604323
Very based

My brother just called me a pizza face

>>33604322
I rather hear a straight up no then some plausible deniability. its not easier for the man at all.

>>33604330
Sorry to hear that

>>33604331
women are unable to do that

>>33604330
Kick him

>>33604333
LMAO

>>33604333
Lmao expose her ass

>>33604333
Lore qrd?

>>33604331
I'm a man and it's a shitload easier for me.

>>33604341
whats easier about a lie to your face than the truth?

>>33604333
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

I was gonna say free hugs for all the moids but the last couple of posts makes me think this thread sucks right now.

>>33604344
It's much easier for me if we both maintain plausible deniability. It makes the whole process very smooth. I would not ask girls out if they were just gonna be like "no"

>>33604348
what about me? I just got here.

>>33604333
If I had read a post like this a year ago I would have shit my pants

>>33604349
thats retarded
plausible denialbility my ass
>let me check my schedule
ghosted
>im busy but we can meet X weeks from now
ghosted

they always end up ghosting your or rejecting you in the end anyway, I rather have an upfront no right away and most non-retarded men feel the same way

Gender
are you flexible?

>>33604348
Sorry, Some probably Indian dude made me very upset today

>>33604356
M
I used to be moreso, I could put my ankles behind my ears. Nowadays I am old

>>33604322
Willing to bet more people are driven insane by this than you let on.

>>33604350
I love you the most

>>33604349
You like wasted time and lying?

>>33604356
F
You can try stretching me

>>33604365
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmSMBPjKTI&list=RDzLmSMBPjKTI&start_radio=1

>>33604368
shieeeeeet

Women, thoughts on the male loneliness epidemic?

>>33604356
F
Maybe a little, but not notably so. I can touch my toes and do the splits, but I can't like fold in half.

>>33604368
where should I start

>>33604352
So why not just respond and there's no trouble?

Both genders
Are these the perfect lips?

>>33604377
M
Too big

>>33604372
No one wants a redditor.

I want a cute hypersexual dummy.

>>33604372
I think it's a societal issue and men just think everything only impacts them.
Also this guy seems like a fucking loser. If you want to get some space away from your parents if you live at home or whatever, go, do that by all means. But first of all doing it and your idea of getting away is 'beer and pizza in a hotel room' is kind of sad, and second, *enjoy it* yourself, without needing to pretend you're an influencer or otherwise appealing for attention from randos online.

>>33604377
Are you the lip-fillers femanon?

>>33604338
i'm so curious as to what i missed

>>33604377
I don't like this kind of makeup. looks like plaster.

>>33604377
F
I agree with moid, too big. She's pretty, but not my preferred style.

>>33604372
it's fake

>>33604388
Your lips are even bigger though

>>33604377
M
huge lips

>>33604384
To be fair, it would look more pathetic if he was eating pizza alone at some place (I saw a fat girl eating alone recently lol). But I don't get the need for a hotel room either. At least get an escort.

>>33604384
but I like attention and have no friends

>>33604377
is she ai? her lips look really weird, like she has a mustache, uses too dark of a lipliner, or there's a weird shadow. not sure what's happening.

>>33604392
>To be fair, it would look more pathetic if he was eating pizza alone at some place
NTA
No.

>>33604333
>>33604386
You missed nothing, it's just a joke.

>>33604356
f, no, i'm hilariously inflexible, worse than the average moid

>>33604389
I just went to r/pics, is that why half the posts are people making fun of that post? I thought it was all legitimate for a sec because I absolutely believe redditors just post whatever they're drinking for reddit points. But I think in this case it's just shitposting?

>>33604394
No. The picture is from 2013

>>33604392
I like going to those random pizzarias every feiday even if I am alone. It is the only day I get to eat out and eat like shit.

I got a girlfriend

>>33604398
do i look like a fucking redditor? who tf cares

Can I ask you to share some embarrassing moments? Age and gender if you want.
>f23
>birthday on Labor Day
>went to dragoncon on Saturday before Monday with friends only
>there were few portapotties
>my bladder was maxed out to hell and back
>having ocd, I want to be in control of everything that I can be
>so… I pissed myself on purpose
>luckily I had a maxi dress on with a petticoat so literally no one will have noticed anyway
>don’t know if I left a puddle
It was less embarrassing, but embarrassing still.

>>33604402
You can listen to this now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxNCWDaj54

>>33604402
buy her flowers

>>33604367
It doesn't waste my time, and yes, I like white lies.
>>33604361
I'd take up that bet. Even if more people were driven insane, though, that wouldn't impact me. That's their problem.
>>33604355
>im busy but we can meet X weeks from now
This is an odd one. I've never got anything like that and had it be a rejection.

>>33604404
are you afraid of flying?

>>33604404
piss girl piss girl

>>33604412
Going to dragon con is probably the more embarrassing part of that story.

>>33604333
Speaking of which, I still got a screenshot of the last conversation I had with somebody on discord.
I'm not sure if I have it so she can't slander me or some other reason.

>>33604415
who are we outing? i want the tea. i hope it's myao

You people need to stop shitting up the thread. Control yourselves.

>>33604418
I bless threads wherever I go

>>33604418
I don't see a question in your post and metaposting is also shitting the thread

>>33604417
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to imply I am that guy, it was just a related thought I head.

>>33603652
Took me about a year to figure out duolicious and duolingo are two different sites.
WTF are you morons doing trying to get a date on a gamified "learn spanish using cartoon characters" mobile phone app? Oh its a different site that begins with "duo". Oh.

Gender and what do YOU contribute to this thread?

>>33604414
nah, that sounds fun

>>33604425
I contribute high quality posts

>>33604425
f, i ask questions and answer them and generally try to have sane grass-touching takes

>>33604425
M
Monster girls.

>>33604414
Laughing at some autists and oogling at some cosplayers is ok. At least I guess you can do that there, I don't know what dragoncon actually is.
Pissing yourself on purpose is inexcusable.

State Gender
If we had the ability to - should the goal of humanity be to make earth a paradise?

>>33604429
>sane grass-touching takes
you mean reddit-tier takes?

>>33604404
Trust me people can tell.
>>33604410
>This is an odd one. I've never got anything like that and had it be a rejection.
Ok I definitely don't believe you.

>>33604428
Examples? Please show your work (and state gender).

>>33604433
thats already the case, just for a very small portion of humanity

>>33604425
M
I hornypost with a ton of femanons.
Posted nice pictures.
Pose a question or two a day.
Have mostly sane conversations.
Shit on the autists.

>>33604425
I have invented many memes including PLAP and I Hate Women

>>33604425
I have pretended to be retarded and schizophrenic since 2011 on multiple boards and this thread.

>>33604435
>Ok I definitely don't believe you.
Well it's true. "I'm busy" is a rejection, "I'm busy, but I'll be free at X time" has always been legit. Hell, that's the whole ettiquette.

>>33604435
My friends didn’t even know…

>>33604433
F, no, the goal should be to bring the most people to the highest quality of life available. that means no one has paradise, but no one's in hell either.

How to know if my boyfriend is horny and wants to be touched sexxylike?
He doesn't usually initiate and I don't know his ques yet.
Advice?

>>33604441
>pretended
Good one.

>>33604425
M
I have fucked tonnes of women and can give lots of advice relating to that

>>33604425
I ask questions sometimes

>>33604372
back when I had very little time and no expenditures so I just had money piling up I used to do exactly that
cold 6 pack and a freaky pizza and I'd check into a hotel for a night (I didn't have a home I would normally be sleeping at work)

kept my hair. I look half the age of the guys I was working with

>date with a girl who's going to australia for a year in a month from now
not worth going is it?

>>33604451
aussie here, it sucks

>>33604453
japanese girls love australia because its the closest western country for them

>>33604451
it's worth going, things can happen, plans can change

>>33604446
try touching and kissing him and see if he follows up

>>33604442
What did you think we meant by wasting time. This is incredibly common for both trying to date for me also trying to make plans with acquaintances to maybe become friends.

>>33604456
Idk if im as optimistic as you are
I dont think id be able to convince her in a month not to go to that shithole for a year

>>33604434
reddit is an echo chamber hugbox where named accounts dunk on each other with lukewarm for updoots of propaganda bots.

i don't mince words and i have several "contentious" opinions not welcome on reddit, (ex: mtf have biological advantages in sports over ciswomen) that doesn't mean they aren't based in reality. reddit has its own tier of bad, chronically online takes

>>33604451
Don't you ask this every other day?

>>33604433
M yes I think it's the most sensible thing we could do
massive sprawling beautiful gardens and manicured natural wonders as we live among ancient self-sustaining infrastructure making music and telling stories like ELVES

Gyatts: what say you and your girlie pops (oomfies) and me and my slimey goons (niggas) linked up to kick it and vibe?

>>33604446
do you live together? how much alone time do you have? how does he typically spend that time? a Lustful Swoop can hard to time without proper planning

>>33604460
>I dont think id be able to convince her in a month not to go
Hopefully you won't!?
You're being selfish, trying to ruin her life by not having her have an interesting year of experiences.

>>33604460
your goal isn't to convince her your goal is to go enjoy things in the moment.

>>33604465
id say hell yeah brother

>>33604461
alright youve convinced me maybe you arent entirely reddit
>>33604463
first time Ive asked this question

>>33604460
maybe she fucks you since she is going away anyway

>>33604451
do guys really only see dates as a means to an end? you don't enjoy just having a nice night and talking with someone who's giving you undivided attention? that's so depressing...

>>33604465
sorry, my goonettes are less the "kick it and vibe" type and more "capture your ship under cover of night, plunder your goods and leave you tied to the mast before setting your ship on fire"

>>33604411
Yeah why? I’m gonna start wearing a diaper from now on public events
>>33604432
So how does doing by accident make it any better…?
>>33604414
You being born is the most embarrassing

>>33604472
I wish lmao
>>33604474
yes because 95% of the time dates end up going nowhere and Ive just wasted my time listening to lukewarm takes

Femanon with big boobs, please give me a chance.

>>33604474
f, i see dates (outside of a relationship) as a way to get to know someone and know if i want anything more serious with them. if im in a relationship, dates are just a cute focused way to spend time together and let each other know we care by putting in a little extra effort

>>33604471
>first time Ive asked this question
There is another retard who is incredibly insecure about somebody he dates going on some longer trip to Australia. Coincidence then.

>hangup about reddit
Nevermind, if she leaves you she dodged a bullet.

>>33604474
Yes, means to either a relationship or sex. You are with a random person.

>>33604466
We havn't even kissed. I want it to be organic and natural but also curious what male 'signals' are so he doesn't feel like its all him

>>33604476
>So how does doing by accident make it any better…?
This does not need any explanation.

Moids, I just made an omelette with fresh chives I cut from my little herb garden for the first time. I have achieved tradwifedom. Are you proud of me?

>>33604475
Hol up! I aint know fine shyt was freaky like that

>>33604474
If you want a relationship then ye, it is just a mean to an end. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it

how do I convince my gf to let me use a popsicle as a dildo on her

>>33604425
Attention whoring blog posting

>>33604485
Right, because there is no difference, retard. It was going happen either way, purposefully or accidentally.

>>33604486
no, why are you clothed? get to the bed

>>33604486
Yea that’s really cute and I wish I had a girlfriend haha I’m so lonely

>>33604486
I am, good job

>>33604490
she will get a fucking infection retard. sugar should never be anywhere near a vagina.

>>33604487
cuz you aint ask, goofy

>>33604497
but I want to.

>>33604486
yes

>>33604490
You don't.
You're welcome.
Seriously, your welcome. I am helping you.

>>33604490
convince her that yeast infections are really cool because they taste like beer when you eat her out. and then promise you will wait on her every need while she recovers from the yeast infection. offer to pay for yeast infection meds, or bacterial vaginosis meds and urgent care visits if it goes that way.

>>33604486
Can I have some?

>>33604392
>At least get an escort.
he probably doesn't have the social skills for that kek (i don't either)

desu having a mommy gf sounds based

>>33604484
>We havn't even kissed
you also said he doesnt >usually initiate
if you havent kissed what the fuck is hb even initiating

>>33604509
Do mommy gfs even really exist, or is that strictly like a fdom fetish gig for pay?

>>33604511
i want it without the femdom stuff to be quite honest with you

I want to breed.

>>33604511
they exist in the "nagging, annoying" type that's actually about to dump your pathetic ass. the same way "provider daddy" type bfs only exist as abusive control freaks

everytime someone posts about wanting a mommygf (impossible to find basically) i wallow in their misery
men should be dominant

>>33604474
honestly, I wish this could be that way, but a lot of women are such a nightmare to date. They treat it like a job interview or a series of tests. It's only fun once they finally relax and let their guard down.
Now, I know, women have their guard up for good reason, men have raped and killed women for 20 million years, etc etc etc. But it's not fun when it takes multiple dates to even get the girl to have a beer and talk. Anyway I have no advice for anon but I do need advice on finding better women to date.

>>33604425
M
I try to always be nice. I reply to people that others overlooked. I try to ask questions that can spark conversation.

>>33604517
mommysub gfs incoming

>>33604515
same

gender and what is a fantasy or yours that goes the most against your personality / what people know of you?

>>33604486
No. I seethe with envy as I witness you biting into your chives omelette, my nose delighting in their crisp aroma, as I realize I could never compete with your garden of cornucopia. I must murder you or die trying.

>>33604492
It's funny how defensive you are about pissing your goddamned pants. lmao

>>33604509
Surely people can fit into moulds and not always be bad people

>>33604524
nta why not ask for a bite, anon? tradwife-chan is docile and loving, surely she will make you one if you're hungry

>>33604523
this
>>33604509

>>33604486
Are you a kissless and dateless virgin?

>>33604531
born-again virgin

>>33604521
This is unironically my dream.
I hate you for reminding me of what I don't have.

>>33604395
NTA
Yes. If you don't have friends to eat at a restaurant with, you shouldn't be eating at a restaurant for your own sake.

>>33604534
we suffer together

what even is a mommygf?

>>33604536
I don't want you. I want a gf.

>>33604537
Someone that gives you a handjob whilst you lay across her lap and suckle on her teats.

>>33604538
a burden shared is a burden halved friend

>>33604535
nta what if i'm hungry

>>33604532
SweetNLow is back?!

>>33604535
yes, you should

>>33604541
take-out, delivery, or drive-thru are your friends

>>33604523
M
That I go to raves

>>33604545
what if i want to sit in a nice establishment and ogle a cute waitress

One time a female friend wanted to show me a funny video on her phone, and the video was a guy setting up a golf swing, and right as he's hitting the ball, it cuts to a video of a woman getting hit in the face with a cock, and then it cuts back to the ball flying away after the golfer hit it. It was funny but she did show me a literal porn clip. Is that unusual behavior?

>>33604523
M. I'd really love to get killed in a war. Even if I tell people that or hint at it, they still don't seem to believe me. I don't see why it's strange. In the old days, it was considered a bad thing because people had wives and kids or bright futures. These days, it's not like dying of suicide or disease or drugs or old age loneliness is any better.

>>33604547
if you want to destroy your self-esteem, go ahead i guess. i won't stop you

>>33604549
That is funny. She's based.

>>33604535
You shouldn't be so insecure.

>>33604486
>omelette
One of the very few things I actually find hard to do really well, congrats for that.

>tradwifedom
I'll beat that out of you. Lovingly.

No pic of the omelette or herb garden though?

>>33604551
why would it damage my self esteem?

>>33604523
F
That I want to be public free use in the pillory and then burned at the stake.

>>33604529
Naive. My future marriage would never be secure with some aromatic harlot flouncing about seducing my husband with her rosemary-and-oregano stink. I have no choice but to kill her in preemptive self defense.

>>33604484
>>33604446
This is incredibly abnormal, unless you are both 12 year olds.

>>33604541
>>33604535
>>33604395
I go into grandma's diner and order coffee, 3 eggs, crispy hashbrowns, corn beef hash, with biscuits and gravy about twice a week for breakfast or lunch.

People who think it's weird to eat out alone are just losers. You're there for the food, to have someone refill your coffee for you, etc. Enjoy yourself.

>>33604556
same actually. only in fantasy land but getting bred on the stocks is #1 weird fantasy for me

>>33604537
Soft, kind, and doting.
Ideally, perverted and open about it but only with me, behind closed doors.
>>33604539
And this.

>>33604523
M
Pretty much all of my sexual fantasies, unless you are my gf.

>>33604561
Yeah, some times have to get firmly stashed away in the fantasy drawer but they are in there.

>>33604556
the feminine power fantasy of inciting an angry mob to unjustly murder you for your excessive beauty(im SO sorry i wont do it again!)

>>33604555
you're sitting there alone in a restaurant while everyone around you is eating with friends/family/lovers

>>33604571
Nono, I want it to be deserved. Like getting executed for indecent behavior but yes, the more innocent and cute I look and am dressed in my fantasy the better. Maybe I'll come back to haunt the village as a succubus or so.

>>33604573
>everyone around you is eating with friends/family/lovers
No.

>>33604559
>Enjoy yourself.
i can do that even better in the comfort of my own home though

>>33604404
Kek at this story. Smart avoidant nerdy feminist girls and their need to be powerful, independent, and in total control at all times...
My embarrassing moment is falling for one of you lately. What an amazing chick, but stubborn and alone. I can almost see her starring in this story herself.

>>33604402
I hope you both die

>>33604523
I'm kinda into the idea of being in a relationship with a physically abusive woman with one of those extreme alt fashions. Something woke in me from a post of toxic femdom relationships types, I don't think I still have the image.

>>33604523
A threesome with owner/slave roles.
I'm pretty shy and "prude-ish". My friends were surprised when I commented on a girl I thought was hot.

>>33604575
every time i see a couple close to my age in public i want to shoot myself right there and then because i know i'm going to die alone

>>33604573
yeah but why is that damaging to my self esteem? just because i'm there by myself doesn't mean i have no friends/family. it just means i was hungry and wanted some food. lmao.

sounds like you have no friends and you are so self conscious about it that the thought of you going to a restaurant alone makes you unbearably lonely, and so you project that onto anyone else you see eating alone, which is mentally ill.

>>33604537
a suportive, maternal gf who will be both eager to see your vulnerable side, who likes being perhaps one of the only places of emotional safety and softness for her partner, who likes to initiate affection and intimacy
bonus points if she actually likes to be called a mommy gf and call you good boy

>>33604577
>stubborn
Elaborate

>>33604531
No, but I'm a NEET girlfailure. I'm just coping.
>>33604529
I ate it already.
>>33604524
Bring it on. I'm ready for you. You don't stand a chance.
>>33604506
I ate it already.
>>33604501
>>33604496
>>33604495
tyty
>>33604493
I am in bed. I'm in sweatpants though.

>>33604523
F, getting revenge or humiliating people who have wronged me. I'm normally pretty understanding and conflict averse, it's just that certain people thought they could make me their doormat

>>33604571
This is the polar opposite to the story of Phyrne, who exposed her naked body to the jury, which led to her acquittal, because the ancient greeks thought killing someone so beautiful would incur the wrath of Aphrodite

>>33604574
the power fantasy of dressing like a demure farmgirl, "accidentally" tripping in front of the local governor, shyly smiling at him when he helps you up, subtly goading him into cheating with you, "oh no my lord we mustn't! what will your lady wife think?", reveling in his palpable guilt after the fact, getting caught, free-use pilloried, and as they tie you to the stake and start lighting the fire you spy the governor's wife in the crowd and taunt her?

I’ve been accepted into the Disney College Program!

>>33604571
mine is more about being my owners favorite sex pet, i'm so pretty and perfect he has to impregnate me to really prove that he owns me, in fantasy land of course. i hate children in reality

>>33604586
>NEET
>not a virgin
You don't understand how much this makes me seethe.

>>33604582
Um... ok.
I've eaten both alone and with friends plenty of times. I go solo travelling a lot, so obviously I sit my ass down on my own in some foreign country.
It's not normal.

>>33604592
I'm sorry. It is what it is.

>>33604590
That's awesome! I hope you have a lot of fun. I'm sure it's a great place to work. My Disney trip is so close.

>>33604593
what is not normal about it

>>33604583
>sounds like you have no friends and you are so self conscious about it that the thought of you going to a restaurant alone makes you unbearably lonely, and so you project that onto anyone else you see eating alone, which is mentally ill.
got it in one lmao. i still don't see the lie in what i'm saying, though.

Yeah girls look at me when I go out it’s not a big deal

>>33604592
nta but i'm a neet slut how bout that

>>33604589
Nah, not the governor. Make me a girl that was sent to be a nun by her father to make up for some sin he committed before I was born and promised his first born in the lords service to make up for it. But then there is that one monk, you know.

>>33604591
That is a type of roleplay I love.
Especially if you want to wear a cute lewd outfit and look forward to getting corrected if you aren't up to my standards.

>>33604599
you aren't "lying", you're just attributing meaning to something that has no meaning because you are mentally ill

>>33604600
I wish they would stop doing that

>>33604588
My ugly ass will NEVER be recognized as a favoured daughter of Aphrodite, striking the fear of divine punishment into men's hearts with my face alone.

>>33604598
Meant to write
>It's not abnormal.

>>33604605
That’s not the line…

It is so hot today, why does god hates me?

>>33604583
Nah, he's right. It's fucking weird to do it unless you're working but even that looks weird and the guys on their laptops look like tryhards.

>>33604601
Do you mean slutting yourself out for men is how you survive?

>>33604585
Likes things "her way or the highway", doesn't bend to what anyone wants from her, keeps her routine no matter what, and refuses to ask for help or support from anyone except nuclear family, even for her career.
She's not interested in relationships so she's free from it ever hurting that part of her life. And she's free of me (I didn't fit into her life as a friend, either). I guess she'll find her way in life the way she likes it, on her own.

>>33604609
Stop being fat.

>>33604606
i would be recognized as being so beautiful, they would line up the country's chadliest chads to run a train on me. (typing this out made me laugh)

>>33604604
experience has taught me that the worst possible interpretation is usually the correct one

>>33604602
it's worse than i thought, she is deliberately seeking out men of God to corrupt them

>>33604609
>god
Which one?

>>33604613
Good for her but maybe having a bit of fun with a moid in her life might have made everything even better.

>>33604608
What is the line

>>33604587
>getting revenge or humiliating people who have wronged me
How would you do that?

>>33604617
right, which is a trauma-induced thought distortion

>>33604622
Anything but how I actually felt when it was happening, please
Something like “ugh Chad” or “retard”

>>33604624
better safe than sorry

>>33604615
I am not that fat..

It’s interesting how men get so mad at me when I don’t bend to their every whim and desire

>>33604618
Correct. What you gon do? Burn me at the stake? I will haunt the convent and give the godly men nightly emissions to harvest their vril. You can't stop me. It was a sin to try and force me to never enjoy the fact god gave me a pussy. Now you will pay for it.

>>33604583
Normies are always acting brave like this when they're talking shit, "oh I toooootalllllyyy go to restaurants alone, actually I do it all the time! I do it every night, you know!"
But if you actually made them go eat a full meal at a restaurant alone, they'd probably break down and cry.

I recommend that all autists here go and do things like this, by the way. Just to prove something to yourself: read this message: you are more courageous than any normie, you actually have the inner strength to face life alone, and they don't. Go do things alone and when you see, every single time, that you're the only one there alone, remember you're brave enough to live like this, and they'd kill themselves.

>>33604606
You must pray at the temple of Helen...

Femanons, how do you feel about spankings?

>>33604630
nobody does this take your meds

>>33604632
>probably
No.

>>33604630
Didn't happen

>>33604523
M completely against my personality and I don't have any fantasy that is even adjacent to it but a woman executing me by breaking my neck with her thunderthighs

>>33604635
Yes please

I am getting so few Yous, I think I am shadow banned.

men
>>33604616 she is a literal 10/10 blessed by the Goddess of Beauty but she giggles at her own autistic jokes - how you movin?

Why do moids like this long ass boring telenovela shit so much?

>>33604632
Your right I should go to an Indian restaurant alone.

>>33604644
wife

>>33604635
Yes. But only if I actually deserve it. Which shouldn't be too difficult.

>>33604523
M
Nobody knows how badly I want to shove my face in a woman's big beautiful ass and eat it.

>>33604643
I must be famous…

>>33604645
Understood some of those words man.

>>33604645
They want to have a daughter they can rape.

>>33604652
I don't get it. : (

>>33604645
male vs. female distribution we're literally not a monolith stop asking moids to justify other moids it doesn't make sense. your exposure to that says more about you than it says about the average moid

>>33604645
Is that a full anime or some doujin

>>33604649
I might want to spank a girl more than I want to fuck a girl honestly.

>>33604645
I have never heard of it.
If it's moeshit, then you got your answer - they are pedos.

When you cry do your eyes go red?

>>33604657
I wanted to give you a (you) but I didn’t know what to say, so I said the first thing that came to my mind, which was a Lil B adlib. ^_^

>>33604631
unholy spawn of Lilith, i won't let you defile another nunnery and turn it into a satanic whorehouse of sadosexual debauchery!

>>33604656
Protect*

>>33604660
What about it appeals to you so?

>>33604525
I guess

>>33604662
Sometimes

>>33604631
H

>>33604621
Yeah, I get that some people don't feel the need for human relationships, but I wonder how that girl isn't gonna get bored or lonely once she's past the non-stop-work phase of her career. She says she'll live for family and friends, so I hope that'll be enough for her.

>>33604664
Oh yeah? And how will you keep me from doing that?

>>33604663
Oh, well thanks, I appreciate it, cutie!

>>33604666
I think just the idea that a girl is so into me that she even likes when I hit her ass really hard, and that she belongs to me and her ass is mine to slap whenever I want.

>>33604673
You’re welcome, please don’t ever call me that again, thanks

>>33604633
useless anon, everyone knows the legends of the ancient femcel conversion ritual, but its secrets have been buried in the sands of time

>>33604670
H