Thread 33889525

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Last time, on Togieball Z: >>33884503 & >>33887637

Natural Born Killers, that movie was fucking cursed.

Women, why are you so dangerous?

Why did the last thread get suddenly archived?

>>33889525 (OP)
how many licks does it take to get to tbe center of a tootsie pop?

>>33889532
There were too many rapists and molesters in that thread.

Gender
I want to try dressing like the guy in the OP's pic. What's your opinion? Will I be a magnet for hot bitches?

Women, is it seriously demoralizing to be here?

>>33889532
>>33889535

>>33889525 (OP)
>>33889536
I want those sunglasses.

Why is companionship so hard?
Everytime I see couples fighting it mames me want to die alone. How do you stand somebody that acts like a kindergartener?

>>33889539
Not that thread. The other one that was active between that one and this one, that got archived on page 6.

>>33889539
This one: >>33887637

>>33889530
if by cursed you mean peak then yes

>>33889532
Maybe one of the atoga anons became a janny and he's pranking us

>>33889531
I hope you die from it but unfortunately you will never get anyone to let you near their pussy

>>33889530
NBK, thought it originally meant ___ burger king (i swear i am NOT a fatty)

I love (you) :)

>>33889559
>i swear i am NOT a fatty
proof?

>>33889559
You can say nigger here if u want anon

>>33889388
>I thought edging was just masturbating for a long time.
The way you achieve that is by pacing yourself and backing off or pausing when you're close to coming. You're trying to maintain balance on the edge of coming or losing control. Typically for the purpose of prolonging pleasure.
>Like I got told that schlicking for hours without being able to get off was technically edging.
I would definitely say that's wrong. I wouldn't call that edging if you're unable to reach that edge.

>>33889534
really? well looks like i missed them lol.

>>33889561
Dont lie

>>33889562
haha, i am not sending a photo. i am not an idiot.

>>33889566
NIGGER

>my ex was abusive
Why do foids say this expecting sympathy? You're just telling me that you were a dumb cunt who didn't pick a good man to date. You reap what you sow.

>>33889554
>I hope you die
Wow, rude.

>>33889575
same goes for men and their "crazy ex"

>>33889581
>men and their "crazy ex"
Never heard it

>>33889581
Men aren't in a position to choose.

>>33889584
How unmanly.

Why foids are beautiful, but moids are some kind of animalistic monsters?

>>33889584
how embarrassing for them, lol
why would I want a man that had to take what he could get?

>>33889587
its just a frog

>>33889584
Speak for yourself…

>>33889586
>yet another foid enforcing toxic masculinity
wow

>>33889586
>>33889590
That's literally 99% of men if you disregard the celebs and tall Chads. Men with options will always cheat because the same tits and same pussy gets boring the same way eating rice every day would get boring.

>>33889594
not everything that offends you is toxic, sometimes it's really just you being a loser

>>33889595
moid fingers

>>33889594
>>33889598
She’s right.

>>33889595
why would I disregard the only desirable men? you should get your brain checked, something's wrong with it

>>33889594
>>33889595
Desperation.

The femcel to gf pipeline

Isn't this still too early for you to start samefagging?

>>33889587
The greater male variability hypothesis. The feminine form is a set of standards, and anything that does not meet them is automatically treated as masculine.

>>33889525 (OP)
Is it better to be jacked or skinny at 5'7 if I'm trying to attract women?

>>33889611
skinny
jacket manlet is trying too hard

>>33889610
Women, which of these guys would you fuck?

I think women are committing a hate crime by not giving me sex

>>33889610
picrel might have been true 20 years ago but not now

>>33889612
What if I'm just very lean? Like 160lbs shredded and not 190 bulked up

>>33889618
stay lean definitely

>>33889615
It is what it is

>>33889610
honestly non, they all look insufferable
>>33889611
skinny
>>33889614
correct

>>33889611
It doesn't matter because she will still dump you for a taller guy.

I don't want to be fixed I want my gf to love me the way I am I want us to be terrible together and maybe eventually commit suicide together <3

>>33889621
>Ignores Brigette and Zarya

I also wish we had more small hot women in games. Every woman is 5'3-5'10 it seems

>>33889621
to be fair, it was the older version, but still

>>33889623
So be it. How do I get one to start with?

Women: if I ask you out, but you're not single, what do you say, and how am I supposed to respond?

>>33889631
If you have to ask, it's not gonna happen unless you really drop your standards and go for an ugly bitch or a fatty.

>>33889627
the fixing isn't for you, it's because if you don't get fixed you're going to drain her and make her miserable

>"Sorry anon, I'm just not ready for a relationship right now"

Is "Yeah, you're right" the right response?

>>33889634
just don't ask anyone out because women either have a bf or don't want one, you can only lose

>>33889641
Maybe but I've had decent looking women be attracted to me before, I'm at least a 4 or so

I wanna be your sexbot

>>33889644
"so we're fbs then, right?"

>>33889644
low quality rage bait

>>33889644
>Y-you too

Star gender
Would you date someone who was living a degenerate lifestyle before meeting you but seeems to have “mellowed out” since meeting you?
I’m talking drugs, late night clubs, hookups, naked parties, etc every 1-2 weeks degeneracy, not diddy degeneracy

>>33889666
f, pass

>>33889666
M
nah

>>33889666
M
You're describing me, except I haven't 'mellowed out' and don't plan to. So yeah, I would, but monogamy is for cucks, so it'd have to be an open marriage or something.

>>33889666
I'm ok with drugs but hookups is where I draw the line

>>33889666
Sure
https://youtu.be/xiHLDRpOQ9Y?si=0mtp8oT5QwMmtAhR

>>33889674
>monogamy is for cucks
words don't mean anything anymore

>>33889677
lol exact opposite. Well, I guess it depends. If you tell me you experimented with drugs I probably won’t care. But if you tell me you’re like, a regular pill popper or coke user I’ll probably stay away. I don’t want to date a functioning addict but I’d date a girl who regularly sleeps around.

>>33889651
You and every other moid

>>33889666
M
Yeah. I think getting too hung up on the past would only be unnecessarily sabotaging myself. As long as I like who she is now.

I don't do drugs on my own, that's stupid. But if someone offered me something at a party... well, that's different.

>>33889682
well I just say that because my ex used to do drugs but I won't lie, it did bother me a bit but not enough that it was a deal breaker.

>>33889674
To each their own. I would not want to share my special person

>>33889690
But do you think that person will give up up the degenerate lifestyle so easily? I guess the question is how easily can stuff be put to the past, because wouldn’t you assume they’d still eventually end up trying to live the degen life while dating you?? Maybe they wouldn’t cheat but they’d still be around all that stuff.

I don't like that I was name after a rapist from the bible

>>33889687
Anons getting a big head over there by the sounds of it

>>33889681
>words don't mean anything anymore
You can't 'cheat' if there are no rules against extramarital sex. Cheating only exists in monogamous relationships.

People online will cope with being fat by saying all men who like skinny women are pedos. My theory is that they only say that because the last time they weren't fat was when they were kids.

>>33889696
that really doesn't narrow it down at all jesus

>>33889704
I agree with this statement

>>33889704
I’ve honestly never seen that, and I see women say a lot of bullshit. There is a lot of people tiptoeing around not wanting to date fat people because it’s mean to say “well, you’re fat, why would I want to date you”, but I don’t see women make up the pedo claim. They just say “don’t put down people”

I'm horny!

>>33889705
I guess it really doesn't lmao

>>33889704
On a side note, it is crazy how risky people balloon post college, some even post high school. The former hottest girl from my graduating class is like 50-100 pounds heavier. She carries the fat well , but it was crazy the first time I saw her again.

>>33889711
*ejaculates in your direction* (careful my cumshots go really far

>>33889713
It is crazy how fast* people balloon post college

>>33889695
>But do you think that person will give up up the degenerate lifestyle so easily?
By the premise of your question, yes.
>because wouldn’t you assume they’d still eventually end up trying to live the degen life while dating you
Like is said, it depends on who she is now. Or more accurately who I believe she is now. That's based on trust, and trust is built over time by getting to know a person.

>>33889710
I've seen it plenty. People say white men are pedos because we don't want a mouthful of hair when we eat someone out and don't want to date an obese woman. If 4'10-5'11 and 19-30bmi is asking too much then idk what to tell you.

Also white men put in place the highest age of consent laws on planet earth so I don;t wanna hear it

>>33889693
I mean, I'd be okay with a relationship where only I'm free to sleep with others, while my wife is devoted only to me. But that's actually harder to set up than a simple open marriage.

>>33889713
I remember coming back to my hometown and happening to see a girl I had a mild crush on in high school. Aside from the middle of her face (since the rest of it had expanded outward from fat), she was unrecognizable. It was like a big blob of fat had pulled itself over her whole body, leaving only the middle of her face exposed. She looked nothing like herself. It just seemed so sad.

a woman touched my shoulder at work, why?

>>33889713
>people that don't know when to stop end up overdoing it
nobody could have possibly predicted that

femanons, is it true that bras get sweeter-smelling the longer you go without washing them? also, how often do you wash your bras?

>>33889725
A girl from my school who was obese (BMI 26) slimmed down after being bullied and became the hottest girl at uni.
inb4: I'm not American, so BMI 26 is considered fat here.

>>33889728
That’s the thing, I had no prior thought she’d become fat because she used to be a track athlete. She wasn’t the skinniest but to go from fit to fat munchkin in like 2 years is wild

>>33889734
they just smell like unwashed clothes
I wear a new one every day and wash them once a week

Getting fat or depressed is the start to every glow down

It is too early for me to be this horny

>>33889621
pretty sure dva is the smallest woman in overwatch

and what the other anon said

I always resented my parents because they have lots of photos of my brother when he was a baby and zero photos of me

>>33889738
almost like the partying only doesn't do any damage until like age 17

>>33889750
You the only other kid? M or F?

>>33889747
I've been depressed all my life but I got extra depressed earlier this year and I'm losing weight because I decided to stop eating

think I'm actually gonna try no porn november

I've already been off it for a week too so why not?

>>33889727
they do that shit
it means nothing

>>33889754
M
yeah I'm the only other kid, I'm the youngest brother

>>33889750
nobody has time to take pics if you already have a toddler

>>33889758
well they need to stop because I don't like it

>>33889759
Frankly it probably was just >>33889760 if your brother isn’t much older than you

>>33889755
>decided

>>33889759
Try to see if your grandparents or relatives have any. My relatives do

I hate women.

I can't drink.
I can't have sex.
I can't masturbate.
I should definitely become a monk at this point. A few months of this torture and I'd achieve enlightenment.

Femanons, do you have this problem?

>>33889747
I skipped the get fat phase and went straight to depressed

One of my elderly female coworkers was getting rid of a bunch of samples of dish pods and told me to take them if my wife or mom could use them.

At least one person doesn't think it's over for me

>>33889770
Why can't you drink or masturbate? Both of those are within your power.

>>33889763
is it also normal for your dad to spend a lot of time with him but not with me?
>>33889767
I mean that's not really my point my point is that my parents didn't care enough about me to take or keep pictures of me

Had a dream that I was pregnant

>>33889766
Depression is a choice. Good thing it's trendy right now.

>>33889756
You should do "no <anything> november".
No alliterates with november so it must be proper, right?

>>33889766
yep that's what I said

>>33889771
US-bros, are they doing it to you intentionally? Are you waiting for a pendulum swing and mandatory rape rights for men?

>>33889779
Who was the dad?

>>33889786
No. I kinda just think "people" like that should be turned into nutrient paste or something.

>>33889778
Have you ever tried to broach this subject with him before?

>>33889777
I'm recovering from surgery, and I have a few more surgeries scheduled.

>>33889779
That's quite gay, dude

Do you think men or women have a happier time being single?

>>33889795
Women, clearly. Also women have an easier time getting laid which can help.

>>33889795
M
Men, probably. A lot of us seem to be more comfortable with dying childless than women are.

I once had a dream where a fetus came out of my penis I still remember the pain, there was a lot of blood

>>33889792
Oh, rough. I'm getting surgery on Tuesday, and I'm not looking forward to the recovery.

>>33889795
Men, women can't stay single. All these "femcels" switching from one boyfriend to another are proof of that.

Why did it break so much mens brains that dating wasn’t fair? Yes, your female looks match has probably slept with 20
Men for relatively little effort while you’re still a virgin. Yes, you have to approach and put in extra work z
But that’s the way of the world. Same way men have more testosterone and on average much stronger than women. And women much more estrogen and can push out babies.

>>33889790
I gave up in trying to talk to him about anything, any time I tried to talk he would never take me serious or say I was just making things up or he would call me a faggot

>>33889795
I don't think it's very gender specific.
Maybe men, if women have a greater propensity for baby fever.

>>33889795
I was happy being single until that semen demon came into my life, made me become obsessed with her and then abandoned me

>>33889802
Ygmi

>>33889778
maybe you were an annoying little shit that never did anything cute and constantly kept your parents in a state of exhaustion and frustration
you seem to not have outgrown it

>>33889786
nothing will ever happen

>>33889807
based dad

I once had a dream where I met my soulmate. She was a mousy white woman.
We were both standing up to our necks in a still body of water the size of a sea or ocean. Metal catwalks, oil fences and drilling platforms dotted the shallow ocean.
We walked and talked about how we hoped to meet each other someday, and then I woke up.

>>33889815
all I did was stay in my room alone because he didn't allow me to go outside and he was a drunk asshole so I was terrified of him

I might catch some flak for this but I think the term "pedo" is over used. I think it's very dangerous to water down the word by using it to describe things that aren't it. People seem to actively be looking for people to call pedo. Not liking body hair isn't pedo, liking smaller women isn't pedo, liking any adult woman isn't pedo no matter what she looks like.

>>33889805
The problem isn't that it's unfair, it was that it seems impossible for many of us

>>33889827
Doesn’t sound like a guy you should waste time seeking validation from, unfortunately.
Situation wasn’t your fault. Life is often unfair.

>>33889830
Nta but just stop putting so much value in dating, sex, and romance and change your perspective

>>33889827
sounds like you were so annoying he had to get drunk the moment he had to be home

>>33889830
Be honest with yourself. What do you have to offer, and what are you doing to make sure that you have something to offer?

>>33889829
It's also really infantilizing to the people who possess those traits. Like imagine how a smaller woman feels when the people who like her are accused of liking children.

>>33889831
yeah but I mean you get it right? you want validation from your parents growing up, I mean at this point I'm almost over it.
>>33889835
I was a quiet kid

>>33889829
nobody calls those things pedo who arent delusional or saying it as a joke
the fact that you take it seriously means youre dumb

>>33889734
Sweet smelling? Nope, wtf?
I wash my bra if I've worn it for a full day

>>33889829
ok pedo

>>33889839
I totally get it, yes. You should stop replying to trolls.

Maleanons, how should we fix that?

>>33889839
maybe after he had made sure you are scared enough to finally shut up and leave everyone else alone
plus you can annoy people even when you aren't loud, for example by not doing your chores or being ungrateful

>>33889848
This graph I didn’t read looks like it has its hands on its hips and is about to give me a stern talking to

>>33889838
It's like all those pictures and artwork of women people make trying to challenge beauty norms. Imagine looking like one of the women in those artworks and saying that you challenge what being beautiful means. Must feel awful

>>33889845
>I totally get it, yes.
I'm glad you get it
>You should stop replying to trolls.
I should but I can't help myself sometimes

>>33889848
I really dont care about it much anymore. only 20% max of those men will reproduce anyways

>>33889824
>She was a mousy white woman.
Thats me

women why does my ex keep showing up in my dreams? why are you women like this? you abandon me but then you keep showing up in my dreams just to torture me

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

>>33889837
Men of my generation have more to offer than the generation before us. That isn't the problem.
>>33889833
>just forget all the things you're supposed to want and biologically programmed to desire bro

>>33889860
Huge if true. I had that dream when I was 15, so she was actually a girl and not a woman

I've had dreams about fighting off threats to my family a bunch recently. They always get away and I always die.

I don't have a family

I've never dreamed of a soulmate, does that mean I don't have one

>>33889868
yes

Shut the fuck up about your dreams, no one cares

>>33889864
>Men of my generation have more to offer than the generation before us. That isn't the problem.
You didn’t answer my question that was aimed at you, specifically. I’m also a man.

>>33889865
Oh how old are you now

how come my brain knows what sex feels like if I've never had sex before? I've had sex dreams before I remember the feeling, is that perhaps a memory of a past life or something?

>>33889863
you do it to yourself

>>33889873
Think I'll just suggest that you kill yourself.

>>33889875
30. You?

>>33889863
You miss her

>>33889878
no I don't :(
I'm trying to forget her because it hurts too much but then she shows up in my dreams, make it stop please

>>33889879
I guess I’ll take your answer to be something like “jack shit” or “fuck all”.

>>33889883
just stop thinking about her what is stopping you

>>33889884
Probably more than your entire family is worth.

>>33889883
you keep talking about her itt too, you love to rub it in because then you feel justified in acting like a miserable fuck

>>33889881
well yeah.
>>33889886
thats the thing, I stopped thinking about her and then I had a dream about her and became depressed again, thankfully it was just for a day and not for months like when she left me

If I ever get a husband, I want him to take me to all these locations. I fucking love art deco
https://architizer.com/blog/inspiration/collections/great-gatsby-architecture-15-rip-roaring-examples-of-art-deco/

>>33889888
Amusingly, you might actually be wrong there. I think I can see why you might be involuntarily single; you sound like a real dipshit.

Do people who lost their virginity as 13-15 year old middle schoolers cringe at their past?

>>33889895
yeah

>>33889880
25 lol

>>33889895
I do, but in a “ahhh youth” way. I think the best age to lose birthing is 16-21. Anything after 25 and you’re fucked

>>33889895
Yeah
I was a stupid teenage girl in her "all boys are awesome" phase

>>33889898
Lol hi stranger

>>33889900
>Anything after 25 and you’re fucked
Even women?

>>33889894
What kind of hard headed midwittery is this? This isn't even entertaining, it's just fucking stupid.
Kill yourself, retard.

>>33889888
>>33889894
Okay, let's see who the richest /atoga/n is.
Last time you went on a private jet?
Last watch you bought?
Last Bugatti you bought?

women appear in my dreams pretty frequently
i dont know if theyre they are all the same woman or not in different forms though
i can never recognize them upon awaking

>>33889907
None of the above, but I am related to a multimillionaire. I, myself, am a brokeass lol.

>>33889904
What else did she look like

>>33889905
Yes, because it usually means you’re a abhorrent and ugly, a religious nut , or mentally ill

>>33889895
Well it was cringy but I dont regret it

>>33889901
what phase are you on currently?

>>33889914
Do you live in the US?

>>33889919
femcel phase lol

>>33889910
nta but I have two multimillionaire families in my family and I'm broke af, why do you go around boasting about money you'll never get your fingers on?
how cringe of you

>>33889911
Freckly, dirty blonde hair. If that isn’t you, don’t think I’m not interested

>>33889921
Yep

>>33889923
is it fun?

>>33889926
I only have a little freckles

>>33889928
No

>>33889927
Wonder if that mentality extends to any other country.

>>33889925
I mean, he started it. I think this is the first time I’ve ever brought this up on 4chan.

>>33889921
this is also true outside of the US

I don't like blondes despite the fact that the only 2 girls that have been interested in me were blondes
I mean I don't dislike blondes but I think they're overrated

>>33889938
whats your question for the opposite gender

>>33889934
that sucks, I'm currently in my "I don't care anymore" phase

I attract bpd women, what is wrong with me?

>>33889937
What country?

>>33889941
It's just your own taste in women that you're denying, loser men are usually like this.

>>33889941
you are low value and mentally ill

>>33889938
You haven't seen a beautiful blonde then. They mog everyone.

>>33889941
Idk, probably you're just a manwhore. Also bpdemons are based, they treat moids the way they deserve to be treated

>>33889932
So did she, actually. They just stood out to me. You made me blush you cute fucker

>>33889948
how is that?

>>33889944
Norway

>>33889945
>>33889946
Damn, I gotta fix that
>>33889948
I'm not a whore

>>33889941
>bpd women
They're all that way, just most of them don't get the diagnosis.

>>33889814
I know I will. I just hope the surgery actually works this time.

>>33889941
Lucky you. I attract this crowd of proper virgin girls who want to marry me, but all I want is to pump and dump them.

>>33889953
>I'm not a whore
>except I let bpd women slurp on my penis all the time

>>33889877
when i was a khhv i had a dream where i had a penis (i don't have and was not born with a penis) and was having very realistic sex with it, once i woke up i had to just sit there for a while bc it had felt so real and it was a weird feeling. i think our brains are just very good at creating dream scenarios that feel extremely realistic.

>>33889960
you and anon should bag a girl and then secretly switch places

>>33889961
I've had one bj ever, never had sex

>>33889962
fucking idiot, you wouldn't know if it felt realistic if you've never experienced it

>>33889965
slut

>>33889965
Suuuuure thing manwhore

>>33889965
>oral sex
>not sex

Once the “sad about my ex” dreams had long since passed, I had an unusually vivid and borderline lucid dream where she was present.
We were reenacting the scene of our first date, a walk through the park under the full moon. She was trying to tell me that our relationship wasn’t that bad, and I argued that it was actually, in fact, that bad. I awoke from the dream with the feeling that she would text me that day.

Later that day, she texted me. She tried to invite herself over to my house and said that she was sorry for how things ended between us. It had been two years since I dumped her and about half a year since we last spoke. I asked her if she dreamt about me the night before and she said yes.
She said she had a dream that were talking together in the park, under a full moon. I asked her if she remembered what we were talking about, and she lied and said no.

>>33889966
that's the point weirdo, it felt realistic. same as the anon above. did you even read the post i was replying to lmao.

What signs should I look out for if I'm becoming a a loser?

>>33889949
This is crazy weird lol

>>33889973
Posting on 4chan

>>33889973
you browse 4chan
you ask yourself if you are a loser

>>33889963
They're boring, all they're into is some ancient 20th-century literature or classical music. I learned enough about it to follow the conversation, but it's still so fucking boring. They rarely let you fuck them on the first day, if at all, and the sex is boring. I'm into crazy, experienced sluts.

>>33889971
Dreams are so crazy

>>33889973
having no friends, expending all of your time on the internet, posting on anonymous chatrooms, having no hobbies, consuming only slop

>>33889947
my ex was beautiful but I don't think her hair had anything to do with that

>>33889974
Yeah sorry lmao

>>33889972
so to you walking in high water also feels like realistic walking on the moon or what? lmfao

>>33889701
You can tho. By like, not informing your partner and not wearing a condom to protect you from hoe disease and unwittingly infecting your partner. That is cheating, the boundaries are just different.

>>33889949
>>33889974
This is stupid. "Mousy woman with dirty blonde hair and freckles" literally describes millions of women, even if you limit it to a 10 year age range.

>>33889975
>>33889978
If I left would I still be?
>>33889982
I only do two of these, am I cooked?

>>33889973
asking this question

>>33889984
Why are you sorry
>>33889987
I know It's just funny

>>33889962
maybe you were a man in a past life

>>33889985
>nonsense reply
Learn some reading comprehension next time before crying at me randomly lmaoo

>>33889987
I am pretty sure that is a self reply chain

>>33889979
every girl is a slut for the right man

>>33889939
women, do you like cookies?

>>33889987
It’s a funny coincidence.
>>33889993
Idk lol I’m embarrassing

>>33889990
if you left forever and never returned, you might get A CHANCE and nothing more

>>33889998
stop replying to me
>>33890001
sure but I like cookie dough better

>>33889971
Now that I'm no longer around girls every day, my brain is showing me past situations in my dreams that I should have acted differently in.

>>33889986
>not wearing a condom to protect you from hoe disease
How'd you know I like to go raw, even with whores?

>>33889981
No joke. I was obsessed with lucid dreaming when I was young.
I’ve also had a dream where I saw exactly what I spun on a slot machine the next day lol. Wish it told me I was gonna also lose a couple bucks to video blackjack but whatever

>>33890008
I get a lot of those too. I work alone, so my brain’s casting agency keeps trotting out old classmates and coworkers to populate my dreams.

I work full time, how do I get a hobby to enjoy instead of just wasting time at home?

>>33890023
just get one dummy that's like asking how to breath

My back hurts from a hard day of work. Suck my cock, girls? :3

*sniff* *sniff* :,,,,(

>>33890023
choose one and go do it

>>33890023
You need to have interests to have hobbies.

>>33890023
Download Valorant and let's strive for Radiant together. You'll get lots of attention from e-kittens.

>>33890023
you have to have excess energy to have hobbies, depressed people can't have hobbies they actively do

>>33889973
The most obvious sign is blaming others instead of taking responsibility and focusing on what you can control. If everyone is at fault but you = defeatism and loser mindset

>>33890003
Why

>>33889999
Nope.

How do I stop being depressed? I want to enjoy things but I just don't. If I want a girlfriend or wife, she deserves a human and not a broken robotic person

>>33890042
I’ve never shared that dream before and am surprised I got the exact response I wanted to it

>>33890050
Medication has helped some people.

>>33890050
you can only stop being depressed if you start having fun being alive again but you can't have fun being alive if you are depressed so this is basically how natural selection tries to weed out the non viable ones, sorry
you could try to get some artificial mood boosters to try and trick this mechanism I suppose

>>33889666
No, Satan.
Drugs/hookups are an automatic, non-negotiable dealbreaker on the first offense, let alone for a "lifestyle".

>>33890056
everyone behave, we have a little child in the thread

>>33890050
I know these kinds of cheesy self-help webcomics are beyond played out, but it’s this.
You have to make yourself do the stuff. You have to take better care of your body, too.
This is a skill that you can improve over time, through continued effort.

>>33890039
Reminder: The soul is not a factor in human development, and the tabula rasa theory is false. Genetic transmission is limited to specific attributes such as temperament, memory, and mathematical logic. Therefore, an identical sequence of events applied to an infant with similar genetics will produce the same person in ninety-nine out of one hundred cases. This is a deterministic framework, and free will is not part of its construct.

>>33890062
That comic is about normal motivation, not depression. Far from the same thing.

Men, should I wear these on a date?

>>33890063
got any proof of that?

>>33890011
Because you post here

>>33890061
Were it not for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you

>>33890052
Doesnt it freak you out how mysterious the universe is

>>33890068
I don’t really think so. For a depressed person, seeking treatment requires discipline. Being depressed is no excuse to not cultivate discipline.

>>33890025
Preparing the dairy farm, Chad?

>>33890069
No!

>>33890069
Lol those are cute

>>33890070
Reminder: The burden of proof lies with the one making a positive claim. I assert the absence of a soul, which is a default position requiring no evidence. The opponent claims a soul exists, which is a positive assertion about reality. Therefore, the obligation to provide evidence falls entirely to them.

>>33890073
lol, you don't even have the balls to stand up to your dad, let alone slaughter anyone

>>33890074
Just a little bit lol
It sure is fun sometimes, thankfully

>>33890069
no. sunglasses are "i dont care enough about this date to expose my eyes to you"

>>33890083
wow, you're really lame
you are the one that claimed determinism, I say there is no such thing so by your own logic the burden of proof lies with you

>>33890069
You're a fat femcel with dyed hair and a septum piercing.

Who the fuck still use non electric razors?

>>33889893
Hey I've seen a few of those, I like the Wiltern building too

>>33889973
Not going outside, not having a job, not hanging out with friends irl, no hobbies, boring life where every day blends together

>>33890091
M
me
i want to actually be clean shaven

>>33890093
next thing you start telling people that a firm handshake is all it takes to get a good job

>>33890089
You have it backwards. Determinism is not the claim, it is the baseline state of a universe governed by consistent cause and effect. You are the one asserting that this fundamental logic is broken by something non-deterministic. The burden is on you to prove that exception exists.

>>33890023
Do you have days off? I also work full time if not more than full time and I try to make time for stuff. It's harder than before but I can still fit in time for vidya or cooking random stuff or growing my plants. What interests do you have

Gender
How do you take your coffee?

>>33890095
I know its not the norm but i unironically got a job that way
nepotism and industry connections helped though

>>33890091
M
Lots of people? I also use an electric razor when, but I don’t get a clean shave without a regular one. I don’t think I’ve known of any women that prefer to use electric razors on their legs and armpits, either.

Why does brutalist architecture blend so well with landscapes?

>>33890090
>fat
No
>femcel
Yes
>dyed hair
Yes
>septum piercing
No

>>33890096
your and my assumed baseline is not the same and neither is more or less valid than the other thus it's impossible to say which is the claim and which isn't so I guess there is no proof for either take
on that note, adios

>>33890100
Based functioning human being

>>33890099
M, I like cold brew and espresso drinks. Not a fan of drip coffee. I'm sensitive to caffeine though so I have it rarely. Something like a cortado with a pastry is nice. Flat whites and lattes are good too. I'd prefer the coffee not sweet and to have it with a sweet pastry

>>33890099
f
in the form of energy drinks and ice tea
>>33890102
contrast

>>33890095
When I got hired as a student at a part time job one of my coworkers randomly asked to shake my hand. When I asked why she said because our boss liked your handshake and it's part of why he hired you

Femoids:
If you began dating a moid who lost his job, would you withhold sex from him until he got another job? Is that possibly why my gf of almost 2 months still hasn't had sex with me yet? Both late 20s, neither of us virgins.

>>33890099
M
Black. I usually just drink instant coffee, but whenever I have company I use a pourover. I don’t own a French press but do think one of those and some freshly ground means makes a very good cup of coffee.
I hate using drip coffee machines because the water where I live is super hard, so I’d have to descale it more than I’d really care to if I used one.

>>33890111
yes, get it together or no pussy
you think anyone with two brain cells would risk pregnancy with an unemployed loser?

>>33890111
why would an unemployed man deserve sex

>>33890098
I like shooting, hiking, BJJ, cooking, and lifting. I guess I enjoy them but I think I might be depressed and I usually just end up eating slop, masturbating, and rotting away on my phone and computer

>>33890111
Damn, that's fucking evil. That doesn't sound like your gf anymore.

>>33890099
M
cheapo maxwell stuff from picrel at work

I kinda miss moonlighting as a barista at the donut shop. I drank so many free lattes and americanos.

>>33890111
I hasn't thought about it but good idea

>>33890123
Diabolical post

>>33890099
M
I'm energy drinks addict

>>33890091
Wtf would I need an electric razor for?

>gf of 2 months
>late 20s
That was never going to last. You're too old for a real long-term relationship.

>>33890102
It... doesn't?

>>33890115
Well cosnidering I had a job and got laid off from it, it doesn't seem to matter.
I also have like 50 grand saved up and I pay for all our dates.
She'd be satisfied if I was making 15 an hour part-time, as long as I'm "trying"

>>33890116
No one "deserves" sex. I fucked a brown bitch before her and she didn't give a fuck she just wanted to fuck. I wore a condom with her.

>>33890118
She's not evil. I just wish she'd be more open about how she feels. Or what she wants. But it's still early.

>>33890122
>I drank so many free lattes and americanos.
Probably why you got fired.

Remigration

>>33890133
lmfao, I wouldn't want a dick inside me that was inside "a brown bitch" either

>>33890130
Why? Define "long term"
She's also had me meet her family so she clearly is somewhat serious about me. Honestly meeting the family is a bigger commitment than fucking, I banged 2 girls I'd never introduce to my parents ever.

>>33890125
>I don't have to bring money anymore
>the woman still has to put out
You are diabolical

>>33890085
The universe likes you

>>33890111
Men ought to be househusbands with women as the breadwinners. The privileged need to support the less privileged.

>>33890136
That's completely understandable but most white women have fucked blacks so fairs fair.

>>33890134
Nah, I quit on good terms and trained my replacements before I left. The owner told us we could help ourselves, anyways. Got lots of free donuts too.

>>33890139
this
>>33890137
and also disgusting filthy used goods

>>33890102
only when they're abandoned and covered in foliage

>>33890139
I don’t disagree to be clear, I just thought the post was a bit diabolical in tone

>>33890139
Except I am bringing money. I paid for all our dates so far except 2 times she insisted on paying. But it's like 80 20 rn.

>>33890141
Also this.
I was only making 26 an hour before.
I need to find a job making AT LEAST 30 dollars an hour to even consider going back to work right now. No other way I can afford a mortgage or kids.

>Hey, just wanted to say it was really nice hanging out with you the other night. If you'd like to do it again sometime, maybe grab a drink or whatever, let me know <similing emoji>
Is it obvious that I'm asking her out on a date?

>>33890148
I wish I was abandoned and covered in foliage

>>33890153
alright lay down while i throw some leaves on you

>>33890152
>sometime
>let me know
oof

>>33890139
>women are whores

>>33890117
You might need more structure to your hobbies. Like scheduled regimen for your days off, otherwise you're tired and you let it fall to the wayside. Same shit on my end, if I don't plan for it I often won't spontaneously get on my hobby shit. I'll just be lazy and tired and waste time on 4chan and YouTube

>>33890140
Clearly!! My name means “God is gracious”

>>33890150
26 dollars and hour is better than 0 dollars an hour
you gf should very much withhold sex from you
get a job you bum

>>33890155
praise the lord!

>>33890146
>I quit on good terms
Then maybe you can go back
>trained my replacements
...or maybe not.

>>33890160
sup sean

>>33890163
All I’m really missing is the free access to a very nice espresso machine. This was years ago, anyways

FUUUUCK
Cloudflare somehow blocked me for two days and there was so much stuff I wanted to reply toooo reeeeee
Like how foidh8moid is getting ridiculously horny, or telling that one asshole to stop shovingthe responsibility of his own inability to be a decent person on his mental illnessss ahhhh
God damn, I had even deactivated my adblock and it didn't work!

I am about to have dinner, so nobody post, I already got enough catching up to do, ok.

>>33890166
Very close.

>>33890075
discipline doesn't cure depression

>>33890170
shane then, my bad

>>33890171
But it is crucial for coping with it effectively.

>>33890169
the fuck...

>>33890137
>Why? Define "long term"
You should at least be gf/bf for 5 years. An ideal long-term relationship is with someone who grew up in the same area as you. If you start seeking for relationships past 21, both of your pair-bonding ability is already ruined. You can still pretend you're in a relationship, but it will never last, even if you get married.

>>33890179
1. You’re wrong
2. You’re also gay in the pejorative sense

>>33890179
lol

>>33890169
You are mentally ill.

>>33890181
In what way am I wrong? How many LTRs you know where people met in their 20s and are together for 20 years?

>>33890152
men should not use emojis

>>33890160
Are you Irish

>>33890191
:3

>>33890189
nta but after their divorce both my parents found a new partner in their 40s and have been together with then for over 20 years
stop spreading bullshit

Is it possible to ever be not depressed or will I be fighting this for a lifetime?

*eskimo kisses you until you sneeze* :3

>>33890197
you will stop being depressed once your life is the way you want it to be, the difficulty is that if you are depressed it's hard as fuck to find it in you to put in the energy, effort and consistency to get to that point so in most cases it's a permanent thing

Women, how would you react to finding out your bfs mother has a personality very similar to yours?

Women, would you rather
>Bee seen as a rape victime that was abuses by the whole hockey team
>Bee seen as a huge slut that fucked the whole hockey team

Is it true that when you get an obsessive crush on someone (I've never acted on it and don't want to be creepy it's ok), it's rarely about the other person and more about yourself, what you yourself feel you lack in either yourself or your life ?
The crush has lasted this long probably because of unavailability. Usually a crush goes away when you just ask them out but I can't really do that here.

>>33890192
I’m American, but my family trees start in Scotland and England. I’m descended from people who got here before the Revolutionary War. That guy still didn’t guess my name.

>>33890099
Creamy

>>33890198
oh sorry about that (wipes snot out of your eye socket with handkerchief*

>>33890202
Happy that he can probably put up with my temper, I guess?

>>33890194
That's still sad they broke up with each other and now got together with new people while old and used up. And now their daughter posts on 4chan, lol

>>33890161
Yeah but I'm not working so I can go back to school and get a better job. Why get a job for 2 months when I need to focus on getting ready for taking as many classes as possible to get a better job?

I can provide her the same experiences as a guy making 15 bucks an hour with no savings. Which she'd apparently prefer.

>>33890111
Why should she be attracted to you if you're supposed to be a provider and you're not doing that, tho?
Are you a house husband? Because witholding sec sounds like you don't do shit at home either.

>>33890202
unsurprised
>>33890203
guess the rape victim but either way I would just move to a different country and go undercover
>>33890209
well you didn't give me any feedback on it, JUAN

>>33890217
What does that make you?

>>33890220
and what exactly are you studying for

>>33890223
Lo siento.

>>33890209
Oh wow youre a real American
Hmm is it Zane

>>33890207
a crush is just someone you don't know well enough to be put off by them yet
>>33890217
they are both much happier in their second relationship than they were in their marriage
stop being so weird, no wonder no ody wants you

>>33890221
She should be actually physically attracted to me or else I'm just betabux and it's a waste of time.
Also I have paid for all our dates.
The only way I can be a provider is by making more money than her. Which means I need to do back to school. Which means no wgaecucking bevsuse I need to learn as fast as possible.

>>33890136
Why are white women so racist?

>>33890227
yeah, you better, Ian

>>33890229
Nope! I didn’t know Zane was also a John

>>33890224
My parents divorced early, so I never had a chance at normal relationships. It is what it is. But I'm not coping with the meme of "anyone can find true love at any time" like 4chan and reddit likes to do.
>>33890230
For a girl to end up here, they must have really fucked up.

>>33890230
>a crush is just someone you don't know well enough to be put off by them yet
true, it just sometimes doesn't feel like that I guess because (through other people mainly, admittedly) I know lots about the person and even their personal life. I don't ask this stuff I'm just told everything apparently because I exist in the same social circle.

>>33890233
because non-white people are destroying everything white people have created and it's disgusting that we just let them

>>33890225
Business analytics.

>>33890223
>unsuprised
Why?

>>33890242
sounds like a useless degree to me

>>33890238
who said I'm a girl? are you projecting?

>>33890233
Because men of color are disgusting degenerates

>>33890144
Maybe in your imaginary world
White men race mix more than white women

>>33890238
My parents divorced when I was 7, and I’ve had several normal relationships. I’m even beginning a new one right now, at 30.
I also know a man who met his wife at 53.

>>33890233
white women arent racist, 4chan women are, theyre posers anyway that just copy racist males on this website

>>33890243
because 99% of men have mommy issues that leads them to try and get to reenact getting their needs met by someone just like her and those that don't will obviously want someone that's like their mom since she managed to not traumatize them, so why shouldn't they look for someone similar?

I love fit women with nice boobs

>>33890236
I give up itll stay a mystery unless your name is Shoon

>>33890239
yeah, what will ruin the crush is if they end up not actually being how you thought they were
just spend more time with them and it will likely cure you

>>33890251
White women are definitely racist irl as well lol what on earth. Racists don’t have to wage open race wars in the streets to hold racist sentiments

>>33890254
My name is now Shoon

>>33890261
sup troon

>>33890248
This isn't about men of color, it's about refusing to fuck a white man just because he used to have sex with a brown woman

>>33890252
The ways that men and women ridicule and infantilize each other for wanting stability, love and a person they can trust to raise their children is so fucking ugly and stupid

>>33890263
nta
reasonable standard to have

>>33890262
Quiet, you

>>33890223
That’s the thing, why is it that it’s more emarassing for a woman to enjoy sex and to have as much as you want, than it is to be a helpless victim who bend at other people’s will?

>>33890263
I would also do that
White men should respect themselves a little more

>>33890266
nta
So when I fuck a white man he's basically mine forever because no white woman would want him now?

>>33890256
i do spend lots of time around them and ngl i get more attracted after every time. even though these are always group social situations of course, that's always a different dynamic.

>>33890244
Then how do I start making 80k a year by next year (YTD)?
I'm serious, there's basically no point to me having a relationship if I am not doing that. That's the only thing that annoys me about this shit. I feel like women have zero financial sense. My ex left me because she didn't understand that we needed to buy a house and one that wasn't on rented land like a trailer. I loved the trailer houses and so did she, they were actually really nice and clean and simple. But they all came with a fucking 458 dollar a month HoA fee. And that can be raised at any time. I want STABILITY for my children, not a house I can barely afford. An apartment is even worse. Rent alwyas goes up. She could.only think about us having an apartment together, building zero equity, having zero stability, jsut to get away from her parents, and also she needed us to have at LEAST two children (only children are losers in her mind) and also be rentoids. She had no savings herself despite living with her parents rent free like I was.

Oh and she's still single.

This girl hopefully is better but this whole obsession with me doing a goddamn doordash shift which would be better rspent studying, is ridiculous. I'm only getting another job when it's better than what I already had. Because that job was nonviable.

>>33890273
because male and female sexuality doesn't work the same way

>>33890264
be your own stability ffs>>33890277

>>33890275
yours and every other Person-Of-Color's property, yes.

>hmmm I will merely practice to girls by talking to this chick
It kicks off
>I will aggressively pursue this chick
I fuck it up

What causes this phenomenon?

>>33890261
Noo I don’t like it

Gender
Is The Witcher 2 a good game?

>>33890289
M
never played any of them

>>33890287
Practice talking to girls*

>>33890288
Sorry I already sent the paperwork off. You did this

>>33890283
>be your own stability
Wrong post huh

>>33890287
trying too hard and getting tense because of that or also that your fantasy of how things will go assumed she is just as infatuated with you as you are with her but reality doesn't play by your fantasy

>>33890289
Male
I've never played any of them.

>>33890290
Then what good are you?

>>33890287
Define "aggressively"

>>33890275
You still have to compete with other non white women

>>33890287
Sounds like a meme but still women can quite easily tell when a man is highly nervous vs. relaxed. Nervousness is a female trait so it isn't as attractive on you most likely.

>>33890287
>idgaf about this chick because she's beneath me
>damn, why is she so interested in me?

>I really want this girl because she is out of my league
>damn why doesn't she want me?

idk anon, it's such a mystery

>>33890289
M
I heard it was good, but I didn’t play it. I’ve played about 20 minutes total of the first and third games.
I enjoyed the novella included with the first game more than the game itself.

>>33890252
>because 99% of men have mommy issues
Why are women the majority of women so evil that they give their sons mommy issues=

>>33890293
It’s your life

>>33890280
But that’s only in regards to other people’s perception!

Watching a WmAf couple scream at each other in a car

>>33890310
>Hello everyone here is my good friend Shoon
You, in the future. Yours too

>>33890314
Epic, who’s winning

how do I "become a regular somewhere" to get friends in my mid twenties? i have 0 friends, none, nada. i live in a town of 120k people and there doesn't seem to be as much to do here as in bigger cities.

>>33890252
>99% of men have mommy issues
that says more about you based on the men you CHOOSE to associate with lmao

>>33890321
at least you dont live in a town of 90 (ninety) people

>>33890321
Get a social hobby and just keep showing up

>>33890321
If you like dungeons and dragons or magic you just show up to events and it's impossible not to make friends.
Unfortunately most of them will be trannies.

>>33890289
Male
Yes, but Witcher 3 was better.

>>33890321
>how do I "become a regular somewhere"
You start going somewhere regularly.

>>33890252
I don't believe 99% of men have mommy issues. Actually, I don't even believe most people have that many issues in general. Everyone's weird to some extent but having legitimate issues is rarer than you think. You learn this when you surround yourself by people who actually have issues like PTSD and you see the contrast in personalities. Biggest thing I've seen so far is people with something like PTSD for example is they just let small things slide off their back. A similar concept with people with depression, etc. it's rarer than you think. Most people are weird but are healthy otherwise, and don't fall into these psychiatric diagnoses categories.

>>33890328
I'm sure my potato wouldn't be able to run that. It can probably barely run 2.

>go to restaurant
>it is open, but kitchen not open until another hour
Honestly, what's the point?
I think opening like 15 or maybe even 30 mins early would be ok, but I don't understand what the point is of a full fucking hour??

>>33890332
Even mid-range PCs from 7-8 years ago could run it at 1080p though. But 2 is definitely much easier to run.

>>33890333
Wtf lol? That’s strange

>>33890327
i don't want to do male-dominated things because i only want female friends. but i do like dnd. if i was more brave i'd advertise for a women only dnd campaign or something like that lol. but yeah there are no dnd "events" here, just one game shop that hosts weekly games. i have been in the store while there's a game happening, only men unfortunately.
>>33890326
are there any that aren't expensive? my current hobbies are drawing and playing (pirated) video games, those are basically free.
>>33890324
fair lol

This is like the third time a woman has willingly exchanged contact information with me, but didn't reply to the message I sent. What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>33890339
let her text you bro

>>33890324
I wish I lived in a small town, living in the city sucks ass

>>33890334
>from 7-8 years ago
¬_¬

>>33890342
there is literally nothing to do and nobody but geriatrics
no bars no restaurants no stores no nothing

>>33890345
NTA
You're not a laptop shitter, aren't you?

>>33890348
I think I built this thing in 2012.

>>33890336
>are there any that aren't expensive? my current hobbies are drawing and playing (pirated) video games, those are basically free.
Depends. I regularly go to a board game group which is free and most groups are either free or cheap. Though
>i don't want to do male-dominated things because i only want female friends
might be a problem with board gaming, you'll probably have to go with something like a book club.

Femanons, does the you're so small and cute bother you at all?

>>33890316
You don’t have to do this Sheen

>>33890341
are you just fucking with me?

>>33890354
Femanon...

>>33890354
lol and I thought mine from 2015 was getting too old

>>33890355
>might be a problem with board gaming, you'll probably have to go with something like a book club.
these things are so hard to find. i looked up a library club being held in the main library and checked it out, there were only very old women and nobody even close to my age. but thanks for your reply anon, guess this will be way harder than expected.

>>33890357
I want to. Also my name is now Shale

>>33890342
I kind miss being in the city but it's gotten dangerous everywhere from what I've been told.

>>33890359
No im actually being serious. you gave her your number too right? you made the first move, let her make the second. if shes not interested shes not interested.

>>33890354
You could probably get a significant upgrade used for like a couple hundred bucks, plus another hundred or two for a used GPU. I actually have a PC with a 3700X and 32GB DDR4, working PSU and board and everything except GPU that I should probably sell because I'm not doing anything with it.

What are the best energy drink flavours?

>>33890356
I am average height so no.

>>33890372
Water.

>>33890356
Forgot another word in a post
I must seppuku

>>33890356
Yes. I am constantly insecure about being seen as immature and cute. I've come to accept that "cute" can mean "sexy" to some men, at least.

>>33890370
>if shes not interested shes not interested.
Then why would she exchange contact info?

>>33890377
so you would go away

>>33890377
women are afraid you'll get mad if they openly reject you on the spot
just a fact of their lives

Men, how many candy bars can you eat before your penis turn red?

>>33890373
Average height for a woman?

>>33890366
There has to be more than one book club in a city of 120k.
>there were only very old women and nobody even close to my age
Obviously nobody even remotely your age is bad but I would advise you to be more open to age gaps in friendships.

>>33890371
Money is definitely a concern, but it's not the only reason why I haven't upgraded yet. Entire PC market seems to have gone to shit since then. Just like everything else in current year seems to have become victim of enshittification.

>>33890384
what kinda silly ass nonsense question is this

>>33890385
Yea 165cm, I am seen as neither tall nor short which is a bit boring.

>>33890374
Grr

>>33890380
She specifically asked me to stick around for a while.
>>33890382
This was in a crowded bar. What the fuck did she think I was going to do?

>>33890394
people can be violent retards anon, we all know this

>>33890390
>165cm
You are short even for a woman

>>33890401
That is the average height for women in my cunt and I live in Europe though. Seems like that's your assumption anon.

>>33890389
>A red penis head is usually an early sign of diabetes!

>>33890404
average for america too

>>33890372
>What are the best energy drink flavours?
It was similar to monster, ngl i didn't drink it to keep me awake because it never did, I drank it because it reminded me of soda.

I'm fucking giving up. He tricked me by being cute nervous church boy but I'm fed up with him vanishing into thin air before I even get a chance to say hi

>>33890404
Do you live in Portugal, Turkey or some other place full of midgets?

Where do I meet clingy gf

>5'5" is a midget in 2025
heightflation affects women too now lol

>>33890411
Nope it's in area somewhat known for tall people (not the netherlands tho), and this is the average female height here.
Are you sure you even know the average female height in your country, anon? Women are not that tall compared to men in general.

>>33890408
Oh cool I didn't know it's the same there.

>>33890388
Sure, but there are very substantial upgrades available at this point for pretty low prices. It's one thing to be frugal, it's another thing to be a miser.

>>33890424
Yeah I just looked it up. It is actually 1,65 m but it also being skewed by old women and immigrants. 165 cm for a women my age still seems on the smaller end

>>33890422
nobody is affected because men dont care about womens height

>>33890430
Idk most women seem to be either my height or shorter, I don't think I know any women close to me who are taller lol.

>>33890434
Short women especially do have that short hotness factor, you're completely wrong. Nobody talks about average height women like they talk about short women.

>>33890428
Like is said, money is not the only concern.

>>33890440
Only moids have made fun of me for being short

>>33890427
You would probably be surprised how similar a lot of the USA is to a lot of Europe

Never mix with sub5’6

>>33890390
Still shorter than most of the world's population

>>33890447
Online or? And how short

I will never get a girlfriend.

>>33890453
Irl. And in murica units I'm about 5'1

>>33890457
lets gooooooooo

>sub 180cm
lmao

How do I stop rubbing my dick until it bleeds?

>>33890458
Cute. Those guys were either teasing you or just suck

>>33890463
stop rubbing your dick until it bleeds.

Women, would you rather learn that all your friends have jerked off your adult son, or that he has fingered all your friends?
Men same question with your adult daughter?

>>33890468
Okay? I will never cum again.

>>33890457
become the girlfriend

>>33890356
I know this was a question for femanons but that picture makes me hungry. rabbits are food

>>33890469
I don't want to think about my hypothetical future son in that context. Why would you ask this?

>>33890469
i'm glad to never have to answer these cause i have no friends to begin with .

>>33890376
Cute originally meant pretty girl btw
Not sure why women changed it to mean baby

>>33890469
Why not both?

>>33890451
>thinks women and men can be compared in height
Absolute tranny moment lmao

Genders, you have the choice between two briefcases. One is full of mustard gas and killer bees wearing gas masks, and the other has a TV dinner in it.
Which do you choose?

>>33890469
I'm glad to never have to answer these cause I never want to have any offspring begin with.

How do you make friends? I want to be invited to parties so I can meet women. It's strange hearing people talk about parties that have men and women attending at the same time. I've never been to those

>>33890401
She is average in nearly every country.

boil water in tiny aluminum kettle on electric hotplate and broken french press that was a gift from my ex

>>33890450
Some short men are conventionally attractive

>>33890481
Cute originally was short for acute. Meaning sharp. As in clever.

>>33890489
At least she ever gave you something.
Mine always just took.

>>33890489
Nice, can you make tea too?

>>33890484
Male
First one, open it up and throw it into a room full of foids

What can a man do to become desirable to women?

I vill not talk to vimen
I vill ignore all vimen
I vill push avay all vimen

I am so hungry

>>33890376
>I've come to accept that "cute" can mean "sexy" to some men, at least.
Thanks for understanding.

>>33890486
I've been to some but it was always just me + the partyholder's sister or something and no other women. I've never been invited to a party on my own (just as a +1) and also never been to a party that had a balanced gender ratio.
From an outsider perspective I've realized that the people with most friends act like movie or video game protagonists, they talk to everyone so easily as if everyone else is an NPC who will never ever walk up and talk to you on their own. That kind of approach may have some success I think, never relying on other people coming to interact with you but you having to be the initiator (with other men as well as women).

>>33890500
I am waiting at a restaurant for the kitchen to open...
At least they gave me some bread and olives.

>>33890497
Look as much as possible like the opposite of the guy in that thumbnail 100%.

>>33890368
Even crazier

>>33890499
G-germanon?!

My biggest fantasy is going to Europe and visiting every European country and getting railed by hot European guys

>>33890483
I'm not?
I'm just saying that she, even at average female height, is shorter than like 70% of the humans on Earth.

>>33890518
you clearly don't understand how that works

>>33890511
No, Hyperborean. Homer said so.

>>33890390
>which is a bit boring.
Sometimes that's better than being exciting.

>>33890461
>Montenegro mentioned
:)

>>33890517
they don't take baths though

>>33890518
Nta what I mean is that doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't a troon. Because female and male heights have such a large difference 99% of the time.

>>33890518
>average woman states that she is an average woman
>"ACKCHYOUALLY if you factor men into the average for average women..."
You must be in love with the smell of your own farts.

>>33890504
>the people with most friends act like movie or video game protagonists, they talk to everyone so easily as if everyone else is an NPC who will never ever walk up and talk to you on their own
That makes sense, I think I could emulate that. The only issue is actually getting friends so I can get invited to social stuff. I'm not in school and my work is pretty isolating

I got 1 felony

I am listening to this gem.
https://youtu.be/gWiKZxYQgu8

>>33890511
Do you fetishize Germanics in uniforms orwhat is it?

>most feminist countries have the best coom
>worst incel shitholes have the worst coom
Really makes you think

>>33890517
Even north macedonia?

>>33890529
>>33890520
The question was talking about femanons being small, and being shorter than a large majority of people in the world especially men
Jesus fucking Christ you're fucking morons

>>33890376
If you were tall then there would probably be words that irritate you then too. Imagine grown men calling you Mommy.

>>33889666
>naked parties
What the fuck? Also nice trips Satan.

>>33890532
I got two felonies

>>33890533
CAUSE MAYBEEEE YOUR GONNA BE DA ONE DAT SAVESS MEEEE N AFTERALLLLL
UR MY WONDERRRRWALLLL

>>33890527
Even better
>>33890539
Yes

>>33890534
Yeah...

>>33890540
you still don't understand. it's okay the put weird shit in the water in the US. It is not your fault

>>33890531
>That makes sense, I think I could emulate that. The only issue is actually getting friends so I can get invited to social stuff.
for men in this case i think it's easiest if you get involved with a thing/some kind of scene. for example, combat sports, or your local metal or punk scene or whatever.

>>33890544
I got three felonies

>>33890540
>>>Does it bother you to be small?
>>No, I feel average.
>BUT YOU'RE SO SMALL, YOU SHOULD BE BOTHERED!!
Cringe.

>>33890530
Jesus fucking chrirst you guys are fucking idiots
Women are smaller than men
She's not tall for a woman, so shorter than most men
Ergo she's still small
Not my fault you fucking idiots have the reading comprehension of a doorknob

>>33890485
What about your friends with your parents?

>>33890537
do you ask for their cum quality before you swallow?

>>33890555
Just take the L already, you're wrong

I have no criminal record. I don't have so much as a speeding ticket or parking ticket, and I've been driving for 7 years now.

>>33890551
I got four felonies

>>33890544
Gare has 4 felonies and three more coming he beats everyone on here

>>33890559
No, I can tell from the taste. I'm an expert when it comes to coom

>>33890555
The troon is still not letting it go I see kek. A 5'5" woman is not short, she could only be short in the eyes of a man. But she is still average height for women. The genders have such a difference in height that it's completely retarded to compare them in any other context but to discuss female and male differences.
Please rope.

I’m depressed and lonely

>>33890566
I got five felonies

>>33890562
Wrong? Wrong for fucking what? You're the fucking idiot that couldn't fucking read

>>33890571
nice

>>33890509
That’s me. What’s she up to over there today
Think I’m gonna drag my butt out of the house and go to the store

>>33890575
haha loser

>>33890576
I got six felonies

>>33890577
The question is "How do you feel about your size?", not "Let me tell you how I think you should feel about your size".

>>33890547
There was a femanon here who I think was Polish (or western Slavic?) who I talked about it with before. She would have found it hot if I pulled on a nazi uniform and degraded her in bed... but that's a bit too much for me.

>>33890587
I got seven felonies

>>33890501
I'm just tired of hating the word. Assuming the best intentions with it is now easier than being defensive.

I got two phones.

>>33890590
Bitch, I’m Bill Bellamy

>>33890594
I got eight felonies

>>33890589
You realize that was most likely a fat hairy man you were talking to? I can pretend to be a Polish femanon too. Be a simp now.

>>33890541
Call me mommy, idc. When I taught and tutored, kids calling me mommy by accident made me happy.

>>33890592
why

>>33890552
>>33890574
Let me fucking recap

I asked >>33890356 if femanons felt small since women are smaller
>>33890373 said she was average height for a woman
But obviously average height for a woman means short for a man
So obviously I meant if she felt small fucking compared to men
I don't know what the fuck you fucking idiots were going on about
I'm trying to talk about short and cute femanons and you're acting like I'm trying to normalize trannies
Where the fuck did that come from?

>>33890550
>or your local metal or punk scene
This would be perfect because I play bass and I like punk and metal. Do you just show up to local shows and talk to people? I’d like to make some friends in my local music scene just to start playing music, regardless of it leading to meeting women, but it probably will. I’m just so lonely

>>33890597
I don't care either way, since it waan't appealling.
Did you even read my post or just decided to be triggered?

>>33890493
same method
>>33890492
I miss her. she bombarded me with gifts and it was uncomfortable at first because I grew up with no gifts or holidays and stuff. It was overwhelming so I drained my account over and over trying to match all her gifts. in the end she returned all my gifts.

Women, have you ever used your body in a sexual way to your advantage in a casual setting?

>>33890599
I don't know it's from a song o algo.

>>33890588
Did I ever say she should feel anything? I said she was shorter than most people even if she was average for a woman

>>33890596
I got nine felonies

https://youtu.be/GOqrbTlr6SA
TYBG good to know there are still real people alive on the internet today

>>33890582
Yard work

>>33890602
Why do you even ask how they feel if you're just going to tell them that they're wrong and they should feel what you want them to feel instead?

It doesn't bother her and you're just being cringe with your FACTS AND LOGIC that she OBJECTIVELY should replace her own feelings with your preferred feelings.

i pulled a cool girlie i wanted in a gatcha game (i'm a casual f2p not a spender) but can't tell my bf because he's a normie . have you ever felt like you can't tell your gf/bf something because it's not "normal" enough, or too weird/embarrassing to bring up?

>>33890608
I used to kiss my best friend at bars for male attention, so that probably counts. I wasn't looking for free drinks, but I did get some.

>>33890598
When you're short, you frown when they call you cute and smile when they call you mommy.
If you were tall, then maybe you'd frown when they call you mommy and smile when they call you cute.

>>33890608
Nope, I've seen other women have/girls but ehh

>>33890611
And if I’m fucking lying turn my soul into a skeleton
TYBG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jt-Y7xN3qg

>>33890608
I honestly don't think I have. I have large boobs and was kinda traumitized into thinking that makes me a slut.

>>33890604
I suppose so yeah, men seem to just magically be able to make friends really easily at these places. Just try be chill/fun/relaxed, try to avoid heavy or negative topics early on ig.

>>33890617
Like sharing my collection of nudie pics with my (hypothetical) gf?

>>33890608
Hmm I don't think so lol. Literally the only situation I could come up with was when I deliberately wore a lace-y (but still a normal) somewhat tight top when I knew my old crush would be around. We talked and nothing happened and life went on.

>>33890612
It’s a nice day for it over here, hope it is there too.

>>33890638
lmao

>>33890636
i think that would be closer to like a woman sharing her favourite werewolf/vampire/whatever porn fanfics with her boyfriend, maybe also not the best idea

>>33890591
For what it’s worth, that is exactly what it means a lot of the times that I say it.

>>33890643
I swear he did suck in his breath when he entered the room and walked towards me so technically it worked if my hallucination was correct. But yeah nothing real happened lmao.

I'm almost 21 but I still sound like a 13 year old. It's over for me.

Women, what's the weirdest place you've had sex?

>>33890652
Post voice

>>33890665
Japan

>>33890670
https://vocaroo.com/1dthZuUwcB5F

>>33890680
13 year old who smokes a pack a day

>>33890680
You sound like a guy in his 20s to me. Don’t worry about it.

I need an Asian gf with dyed red hair

>>33890680
>>33890652
If this is not a woman, noboey cares.

>>33890517
Are you American?

>>33890684
>*drag*
>*exhale*
>eyyyup I been 13 for summat like, oh goin on 8 years, thereabouts