Thread 5006675

Cats are love. Cats are angels. Cats are life. The love between a cat and its owner is magical. The love between cats and their kittens is pure joy.

ironically, cats don't feel love and have no sense of right and wrong

>>5006675 (OP)
Cats are so sweet and affectionate

>>5006678
Go back to the bird fucker thread

>>5006678
>have no sense of right and wrong
no animal does retard

>>5006822
TOONCES WATCH OUT!

Got home from work and I was petting my cat wife, and I felt this weird, small bump on her neck. She doesn't wince in pain or anything when I touch it, but I definitely don't recall feeling it on her this morning. Any idea what it could be? She's a senior, maybe it's something in relation to age?
>Call the vet anon
I will in the morning, it's too late at night right now so they aren't open.

>>5006678
They're just like me fr fr

>>5007297
Is she outdoor? Could be a tick

>>5007303
Nah, she's strictly indoor. I had some a pest control service come by for routine bug spraying around the outside and inside of my house recently too, but that's a good point anon. One of those fuckers could have still come in somehow.

I was thinking too, she likes to rub her face/neck against my glasses. The same area of neck where the bump is has always been an itchy spot for her too, like for years. Since she's older, maybe the itching caused some sort of injury? The skin doesn't look broken or irritated though. I could be worrying too much, but I can't help it. Thankfully her behavior is the same and she's eating just fine.

>>5007297
>Got home from work and I was petting my cat wife
>cat wife

>>5006678
based cat

>>5006675 (OP)
Cats are retarded autistic cunts but that's not a flaw, it's a feature. I love cats and find them hilarious.

Cats are the best

>>5007374
>He doesn't have a cat wife

>>5006675 (OP)
I almost flipped out and started crying at work today because the song that was playing when my cat died came on the speaker. Had to skip it. I have two cats now but I miss my angels

>>5006675 (OP)
Going to send my cat over to be euthanized in the morning, shits rough

When my cat died I felt a little sad but most of what I experienced in the hours and days after was relief and the uncanny sensation of watching for and avoiding litter and puke that wasn't there

>>5006675 (OP)
does anyone else get nightmares of their cats murdered and you're the murderer even when you're trying to rescue them, you're just making it worse?

>>5006675 (OP)

Thy stink
They kill indiscrimently indiginous species for sport
They carry diseases
They Carry worms
They piss everywhere
They have no real value


They do NOT belong here. Deport all cats to the afterlife.

>>5009289
But enough about dogs

>>5006675 (OP)
>Cats are love. Cats are angels. Cats are life. The love between a cat and its owner is magical. The love between cats and their kittens is pure joy.

>>5009351
>Dogs not mentioned
>toxotroon seethes about his superiors unprompted

>>5006675 (OP)
The only people I've seen hating cats are brown

>>5007465
>am i a joke to you barbara?

>>5006678
Cats feel cat love, you (a bird) wouldn't get it.

>>5006675 (OP)
the fuck is this thread
i own a cat
it is the most retarded thing i've ever had the displeasure to pet
worse than a toxic girlfriend. not that i would know
i don't even know why i keep it, guess it's because they are lower maintenance than dogs

>>5009231
I'm sorry anon. I hope you're feeling ok today

>>5007404
A big orange semi-feral one is has been a major feature in my neighborhood for about 5 years. One of my neighbors dubbed him Henry VIII, but I call him Kitler for shitting in my garden, for a time; There's a black one I see from time to time, at night. It keeps a considerable distance, and evidently finds the sight of me kind of terrifying.

>>5009806
pet it less retarded then maybe

>>5006675 (OP)
>He thinks his cat loves him
Oh anon

My cat died in my arms. I knew it was coming and I knew I wanted it to be that way but I wish I still had him.

>>5010753
Sorry for your loss