Thread 5040939

Dog in all fields edition

first for best dog breed

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html

/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!):
robert cabral, joel beckman, larry krohn, caesar milan

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

>>5040951
Pretty cute ya

mr. pussy thief

I only get pitbulls. They're literally the best dog breed. The pure personification of Americans in a dog.

>>5040985
>this but mastiff

>>5040984
Based. Although if you really want to get people triggered here you're going to have to post pics

>pitbull best bull
>.... NOOOOO WHY IS MY BABY CHILD DEAD WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HE ONLY SLIGHT STEPPED ON HIS TAIL FOR A BRIEF MOMENT WAAAAAAAAHHH

>>5041031
schizo

You would have to be a fucken dumb cunt to own a pitbull honestly

>>5040939 (OP)
What is that a leucistic basenji??

>>5040951
Christ they're ugly.

>>5040939 (OP)
>>5041036
Wait, not basenji. Pharaoh Hound?

>>5041039
>>5041036
Ibizan hound. Very cool looking dogs.

>>5041042
I knew it was one of those Egyptian breeds. Never seen a leucistic one though.

>>5040951
My blue pibbie died about 6 months ago and I'm broken :( It was her time, but I miss her so bad. She was perfect in every way. I want to rescue a pibbie puppy that needs it, but I'm not ready yet and I'm not sure I ever will be. My baby......

>>5041079
Extremely based dog combo.

I have dozens of stick figure drawings where hobby farmers are dominating my Boricua ass.

>>5041114
This dog decided to eat all the eggs.

>>5041237
he was probably hungry, seems like a big dog and you know whaat they say about big dawgs...they GOTTA eat!

>>5041256
Man that is so true. The only problem is that those are our eggs not hers and we need to sell them to feed her dog food!

>>5040939 (OP)
My favorite
https://youtube.com/shorts/egqNXPKW674

>>5041262
>have food dog can eat
>sell it to buy food for dog to eat

>>5040939 (OP)
you could tell me this is a dog that evolved for life underground without light and I'd almost believe it

>>5041276
This is a dog that evolved for life underground without light

>>5041276
why would it be bright white if it evolved underground? what evolutionary purpose?

>>5041289
Producing pigment is a waste if no one can see it

Frens undefeated itt and all threads. Nonfrens collapsing down the stretch.

Moist husky cookie

>>5040939 (OP)
>I'm all ears

>>5041318
Im listening

An alcoholic has moved in to the apartment complex next to us and he has a neurotic pitbull with him that lunges and barks at everything that moves.
Since he's intoxicated almost every time he's outside he can barely control it and one time the leash slipped out of his hand it almost jumped on my dog, luckily I managed to grabb the pitbull by its harness before it could do any damage but the incident scared the hell out of me and I'm anxious everytime I'm out walking with the my dog. Any tips on anything i can do or how i should move forward? Picrel of my 16lbs mutt

>>5041376
Wait til the guys drunk as fuck then just kill the pitbull. It's property destruction at worst and the dude probably won't remember.

>>5041376
Laced xylitol sausages. Or you could file a complaint to whoever owns the apartment complex that the dog almost attacked you.
>>5041434
What this anon says he wont' remember and assume his dog ate something that killed it off the ground, but he'll more than likely go get another pitbull since there are plenty at the shelter.

>>5040959
A catkcold

>>5041434
subhuman behaviour

>>5041442
> plenty at the shelter
funny, not at any shelter I've ever seen.
they've all been staffordshire terriers, lab mix, golden retriever mix, mix mix,

My dog smells really good.

>>5041522
most dogs smell good (sometimes the top of their head smells like daisies or roses) but once an off leash pitbull mix rubbed against my pants and my legs smelled like a bear that rolled in a garbage bin full of testicles marinated in diarrhea for the rest of the walk

>>5041442
Thanks anon I'm gonna try to file a complaint to see if something happens. However because of where i live (Sweden) it's often really hard for the owners to do anything. We don't really have a proper animal control thay you can contact directly either you gotta file a report at the county office and they're really slow moving

>>5041547
Wow very cute!

>>5041547
>too civilized to have practices in place to deal with pitbulls
such is life in spitzland

in the US we need to EDC colt 1911s, the bare minimum for stunning an attacking pitbull. i personally tote around my m1 garand while walking the ‘koid and only have the 1911 as backup. sadly due to an economic downturn many people have turned to cheap glocks and other weak guns like ar15s, which merely annoy the savage beasts, leading to a sharp uptick in fatal dog attacks.
fun america fact: mass shootings are actually accidents. before everyone had to settle for these crappy plastic guns, we only ever shot one person at a time. now since these guns are so underpowered the excessive number of trigger pulls leads to many missed shots and collateral damage.

Okay who did this? Was it husky? Was it marcy fag? Was it cat schizo?

>>5041604
What the HECK does this even mean?

>>5041612
It means a schizo in /ff/ desuarchive thinks you go to /trash/.

>>5041543
My dog doesn't really smell like anything, just a very faint fur smell. Imagine being a dog and being able to recognise people just from their smell.

>>5041614
I looked up the post number... Clearly the obsession is real.

On an aside... FUCK YOU to whoever posted that image and made me curious enough to look it up. I did not need to see all that.

>>5041623
lmao I don't even have to try and I troll people over.

Dogs are the best when they're big fluffy fuckers

>>5041624
>takes the bait

Thanks for letting everyone know who the schizo is and nice job with your "general" getting 0 replies. Hah

>>5041604
>>5041614
Cat schizo bait to figure out if anyone from /dog/ peruses archived bestiality threads.
Aka you linking his own bait
Like you did the last five fucking times you did this exact same schtick. The absolute chutzpah. You disgusting gefilte putz. Fuck off.

>cat schizo baits on /trash/ bestiality thread
>no one responds
>cat schizo links his bait on /trash/
lesson of the day: cat schizo visits a cartoon bestiality porn general on /trash/

why do mods allow a bestiality thread???

>>5041631
they allow loli and thats objectively worse

>>5041543
the worst dog HANDS DOWN I ever smelled was a boxer. literally reeked of rotting shit and his breath was death itself

>>5041634
much of loli can be psychologically transferred to adult asian women who are on the short side so lolicons can simply choose not to be a threat to society and climb out of the depths of depravity. the feds could easily run a shill program to brainwash lolicons into liking shortstacks.

not so for the final evolution of the furry. by the time they’re that far gone, they’re beyond saving, and there’s not enough of a threat to their own safety to convince them to even try. it is objectively the worst thing to allow to be propagandized.

>>5041628
No, I posted the image. I didn't make the post on /ff/.
And yeah, I guess I'll just have to post my Anya stuff here instead.
>>5041629
>Like you did the last five fucking times you did this exact same schtick.
? This is the first time I noticed such a thing on desu. I don't even know what a ghost reply is.
>>5041631
Are you implying I'm cat schizo?

>>5041639
I genuinely hope you die sooner rather than later

>>5041639
ugly dog

>>5041644
Small white dogs are hilarious to me. Don't know why.

>>5041624
Why are white males like this?

>>5041666
Sir, that's a jew.

>>5041453
>subhuman behaviour
Being an alcoholic with a Pitbull you can't control? Yeah that is subhuman behaviour and he can't be trusted to own a dog.

>>5040939 (OP)
Inferior to the one, true Pharaoh Hound

>>5040939 (OP)
>>5041727
Pink nosed dogs are unterhounds who lash out at their black nosed svperiors.

>>5041543
Most dogs smell bad unless they've been bathed recently. Your utter obsession with dogs makes you noseblind.

>>5041731
>increased melanin is a sign of superiority

>>5041735
Nta but how often should you clean dogs to prevent odour?

>>5041727
>Pharaoh Hound
Nah those guys were found to be complete frauds with modern DNA studies showing they're not at all a ancient breed or closely related to the dogs depicted on tombs of the Pharaohs. The Basenji is the genuine article to what the Pharaoh Hound claims to be.

>>5041722
>trying to justify animal abuse

>>5041735
>t. Never smelled a naturally good smelling dog

What a very sad existence you exist.

>>5041772
Yeah but Pharaohs look cooler

>>5041783
Animal abuse is needless suffering. You are prolonguing suffering by allowing that dog to be owned by the alcoholic, for itself and other dogs around it.

>>5041727
Those aren't cow like enough to be superior. Sorry!

>>5041804
killing a companion animal is animal abuse huskypaco

>>5041814
>pitbull
>companion animal
>to an alcoholic
lol

>>5041820
retard

>>5041823
faggot

>>5041827
Cuck

>>5041828
Raped

dog

>>5041833
Wrong.

>>5041829
Nigger

>>5041843
wino

>>5041814
Do not reply to Alejandro aka huskypaco

>>5041856
Tranny.

Total shitbull death

Your abstract values are less important than my dog’s safety.

>>5041735
Most dogs smell good

Sorry a literal satanic cult filled your area with shitbulls

>>5041890
>reddit spacing
option rejected twink, post your tiny wrist

>>5041895
Can we get that in english cheif?

>>5041890
Nta but I've only ever seen German Shepherds and Huskies attack other dogs.

>>5041858
kike

>>5041896
It was, kike.>>5041896

>>5041898
Fuck you lying bitch cunt

>>5041910
cope

>>5041918
Seethe

>>5041927
I know you are

>>5041931
ITYFC?

>Shitbulls ruin shelters
>Shitbulls ruin dog parks
>Shitbulls ruin random parking lots and sidewalks
>Shitbulls ruin hiking trails
>Shitbulls ruin /dog/
Wir mussen sie shitbull ausrotten!

>>5041898
Same but mostly German Shepherds in my experience.

>>5041898
>I've heard my dad who works at nintendo saw... -4chan
>6% of the dog population is 80% of the bites - statistics

>>5041933
die mad

>>5041910
IAYC :^)

>>5041744
Once a week is decent

>>5041937
>>statistics

>>5041945
Why would you smile about eating my cat? Disgusting freak.

>>5041744
Healthy dogs don't even start to smell bad until 6 months without a bath, assuming they get piss on themselves or walk through mud or something

>>5041955
well shalom to you, too, Mr. Spacerabbi

>>5041960
>had to zoom in all the fucking way
RUDE

This is psychtoic

>>5041949
>6 months
Lol the delusions of this fag

>>5042043
Most dogs smell naturally good

Maybe don’t let them live outside

>>5041949
nigga everyone can smell you and your husky named zeus, go wash yourselves

>>5042046
Even my three LGD that basically never get bathed and sleep with chickens don't smell bad. It's the oily coated dogs that smell.

>>5042049
I have two husko girls and they smell like cedar and violets (which is why their names are cedar and violet)

Buncha kikes itt

>>5042066
Jew here. Most of us own cats. My family had sighthounds on the outskirts of tel aviv when i was a kid and they always got stubborn and mopey if they got tired of their usual walking route or their toys. It was a hassle and i definitely wouldnt be able to do it in my condo with arab invaders firing off rockets. My cats have only ever gotten happier living in the same penthouse. I think they mostly just have a need to look down on others, otherwise they’re dumber and easier to keep happy. They’re really the ideal pet for a jew.

>>5042079
I am not even shitposting here but you are dead on the money. Domestic cats originated from ancient Mesopotamia and began domestication with Hebrew settlements who saw cats as a boon for their harvest yields. It's not a /pol/tard take to say cats are Jewish or Semetic in their roots

Alejandro seething again

>>5042082
Cats are for storage sheds. Get your jew history right. Cat in shed = rats out. Cat out of shed = rats in.

Field cats are for goyim.

There are only three top tier dog aesthetics
>Wolf but cute
>Some kind of dingo
>Egyptian deity

>>5042082
How absurd. The jews then were one little city state amongst a multitude. They were not jews in any way that's recognizable to modern dipshit.

>>5042096
The sensibilities of a true gentleman and scholar.

>>5042099
IDK dude. Abraham talked god into not destroying a city if it had just 1 good man. God originally asked for 50 good men.

>>5042119
They just made that entire story up

>>5042121
WHERE ARE THE FEATHERS!?

>>5042122
I mean ur not wrong, but I think it was a nugget of truth to it. Don't try to make a deal with a jew, cus u 'bout to get scammed.

>Alright god
>I've found five good men
>But why do you need five?
>Cool it, you'll blow your budget
>I've been in this market a while
>You only need one good man
>I have some charts in the other room if you wanna look at em but time is money. if you want to look, that'll be extra.
>Here's the good one
>And before we talk about the other four, I have a lot of paperwork for you to sign, lots of waivers and release forms for each guy
>Alright, just one it is.

>>5042123
Where do i find a dog like this

>>5042136
Native america

>parents treat their dog like cesar milan and alpha dude bros
>tell them that is bad and the dog will eventually snap
>"anon your not a pro dog trainer I'll listen to da professional"
>tell them he's not a professional and his golden dog snapped and killed another dog
>"whatever anon"
>fwd to today
>dog attacks mom because he's tired of her shit
>dad intervenes and manages to stop the dog
>they put the dog down
I love my parents but boomers and their children are some of the most unempathetic people around. Telling them to be nice to animals is viewed as weird by them. It makes no sense, how could you want to have a pet and treat it like shit is beyond me

>>5042140
Boomers only use animals for their ego
>dogs are beaten into submission or killed in a display of boomer supremacy
>cats are borderline abandoned and then described as wild animals who choose their owners (mexican boomers do this with dogs)
>everything else is shot with an overpriced gun from 300y away after someone else found the thing for them
Your brain on KJV biblical literalism.

koids dying out lol

>>5041064
im sorry anon, i lost my pyrenees a few years ago and it still hurts. having my pit helped me out of my depression, but you should take your time and adopt when ready. may your pibbie rest easy

Anyone else think these short spined dogs are freaking cute lil gremlins?

>>5042096
jesus lookin' dogs are cool

>>5042140
thankfully the old die sooner

>>5042148
Did you know huskoids come in green?

>>5042158
holy shit this dog is almost invisible

>>5042079
Cool, get in the oven

>>5042167
Now THAT is a smart dog!

>>5042167
definitely not a superhero

>>5042167
Definitely a superhero!

>>5042079
fuck you…JUST FUCK YOU!!!

This thread is just 2007 /b/ with dogs instead of porn

>>5042458
This fills me with pleasure. Not as much as seeing my girl in a cute outfit, but still.

>>5042464
your dog is ugly

>>5042464
Get this ugly bitch outta here

>>5042467
he did say cute outfit not dog..even though both are fugly

What's the best method for DIY euthanasia? Vets are a ripoff and buckshot is far too brutal.

>>5042512
Get a bigger dog that's a terrier mix.

>>5042515
>it may not look like it, but this thing is more fucking neurotic than a pitbull

>>5042512
>Vets are a ripoff and buckshot is far too brutal.
.22lr against temple, take care to keep level and not angled so you ensure the projectile travels through both lobes which shouldn't be a problem at all. You can also use blank fire weapons in contact to the temple as the muzzle blast is stong enough to do lethal damage. Both are less messy than buckshot but beuty of .22lr is that it will tumble in soft tissue so not only will it pass though both lobes of the brain but it will turn it into mincemeat in the process while the bullet leaves the otherside with a fairly clean keyhole exit wound. You can't get more of a quick and humane braindeath than that. The most amount of mess you would get is blood running from the exit wound of a .22lr but if you use sand to absorb it you will find it can be cleaned up easy peasy.

>>5042082
>>5042086

>>5042557
This retard knows nothing about guns

>>5042686
>he's a retard
>>provides no further clarification

>>5042557
I still don't like the idea of shooting something I love, even if it's not as gory. That seems like the kind of experience that stays with you a lot longer than you'd want it to. There aren't any decent poisons? Cyanide was good enough for Blondi.

>>5042708
just pay the damn vet

>>5042464
>This is the average /dog/ poster
Oof

>>5042712
>just pay some asshole $200 to have one of his lackeys inject $10 worth of drugs into your dog
I am not going to help you pay off your yacht, Dr. Goldberg

>>5042734
Then let your animal suffer, simple.

>>5042734
you can afford the $50 to have a shelter do it, secretary Noem

>>5041547
är du seriös? alla i sverige är grupptänk-vuckar. bara sätt upp en lapp, kanske med en bild på
gubben och odjuret, och skriv att han har hudnen lös och uppmana föräldrar, kattägare, andra hundägare osv att se upp. Inom kort har alkisen onda ögat från varenda granne och kommer skammas tills hans skärper sig.
Bor det många mena i ditt område går det nog ännu fortare för bruschorna hatar hundar.
Inom 1 vecka kommer varenda granne

>>5042733
He's an average /horse/ poster

The average /dog/ poster tried to dox him (and apparently a few succeeded) but shitty rural texas police won't act on hearsay about animal abuse and probably engage in it themselves

>>5042063
please,no animal abuse here

>>5040957
floof. post more

I think free feeding is retarded if your have an untrained dog. Let me know if my theory is right. My gf has a 4 year old mini schnauzer. He is house trained but I can tell he doesn't respect her because she spoiled him his entire life. She always had him on an extendable leash and let him leads the walks, he seems to only do commands if there sre treats involved, and he always grazes during the day. She wants to make him behave on walks and not pull or bark at other dogs so I got her to chsnge to a 6 foot leash and she is working on that but I think him always having food whenever he wants, not having to learn to be patient and wait for it, not having to sit amd stay for it has made him really spoiled and doesn't see her as any sort of authority figure. I think if she wants yom to start behaving better she needs to reset boundaries and part of that is taking away his food and only gets 2 meals a day. Thoughts?

>>5042892
free feeding is retarded period

>>5042892
OMAD diet is healthiest for(most) dogs.

>>5042895
I find it weird a dog doesn't want to eat their food right away. All my dogs eat when given food. The only dogs I've seen that fraze all day are spoiled little shit small dogs with small dog syndrome. That's why I think her dog is an asshole because he's never had to work for anything in his life

Working for the veterinary office must suck.
>see nothing but sick animals
>people get mad at you for their negligence
>sad people who are putting their dog down
being a veterinarian or a vet tech just seems soul sucking.

>>5042899
My dogs graze on eggs all day. Atleast she sits politely while eating them... -_-

>>5042913
My veterinarian sister told me she regrets just not going into human medicine. Vets are doctors and surgeons in one so she had to do more study and know more to get paid less while people think she's unfairly shafting them with vet costs. She doesn't even own a house. What's worse is she seems to have just lost her passion for animals with the grind.

Nice hike with my cattle dog this morning before it got too hot.

>>5042934
And a pic from a walk we did last night

>>5042935
And finally me him giving me a snuggle after our hike this morning. Love being able to hang with my boy on the weekends.

>>5042934
>>5042935
>>5042938
Beautiful red. How high are his energy needs. I live where they're from and easy to acquire but essentially they're all farm dogs and you're told to stay away unless you have acreage. Rare even here to see them as pets with more suburban owners due to the reputation.

>>5042949
I'm from Australia too but I moved to the USA in my mid 20s. Grew up with kelpies so I had some experience with herding dogs already but never had a heeler before and also never really raised one myself until this. He needs about 2 hours of exercise a day minimum. Less than that and he's a terrorist. Also needs lots of playtime and mental stimulation but he's only 8 months old so that'll get easier as he gets older. I live in a small house with a very small yard but live close to lots of hiking trails, parks and the beach so i can make it work. Also my wife works from home so she plays with him a lot during the day and takes him out to the park to play with other dogs. I don't think you need to have acreage to make it work, just need to be willing to put in a lot of work, although it would certainly be easier if we just had a big farm he could roam around on all day. Growing up we rarely 'exercised' our kelpies but we had about a half acre plot that was big enough for them to wear themselves out in.

>>5042935
>>5042934
Has he ever ran off following a scent?

>>5042953
Oh nice so it's like a spirit dog to connect you back home a little. You def made the right choice moving with the way things are now. 2 hours is a bit but it's nice to know it's doable, you have a lot of dedication to your boy.

>>5042971
The couple of times he's run off it's been because he saw a runner on the trail and he started chasing them. I think his herding instinct makes him just want to chase moving things rather than go off on a sniffing mission like a terrier or hunting dog would. In general his recall is pretty good and he seems to want to stay within 20ft of me when we're on a trail. He'll run ahead for a bit but then he'll stop and wait for me to catch up.

>>5042974
Yeah, it's funny I was just thinking about how much of a connection he is to Australia for me this morning. I often think about how great it would be to move back and have him with me there in the country town I grew up in but as you implied I think Australia is going to face some hardships in the future and sticking around in the USA might be somewhat better for the next decade.

>>5042752
Hey guys, we know this fag lives on the border and is more than likely esl. Could this youtube channel be his? https://www.youtube.com/@cowboi69

>>5043022
i've reported this jewish chicano to laredo pd twice and they said "lol we don't care".

reporting dog and horse rape to rural police is a waste of time. they are probably fucking the same horses.

Funny looking shiba beagle mix

>>5043048
no…NO!!!

>>5043024
does that guy actually rape his dog?

>>5043104
yes

>>5043104
>he doesn't know
anyafag is the single worst human being on all of 4chan
he has been raping horses and networking with zoophiles far before he came here
he already had two horses he rapes (pic related and a gelding named blacky) in addition to buying anya specifically to groom her for sex
*blacky: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1715/30/1715304703086.jpg
he also made a thread here where he caught a random cat, and then a thread on /ck/ where he butchered and ate the same cat, but i cant find this right now
here's an incident where desuarchive deleted evidence of one of his crimes!
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4600997/#4603130
this could have gotten him arrested, fast, especially if 4chan admins still cooperate with law enforcement. jesus fuck.

AO3: A_S_Gregory
Reddit: Affectionate-Rub5176
imgur.com/a/y09s3EL (face unconfirmed)
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4869838/#4871443 (WTF BRO)

he lives near laredo, texas. if you know anything, or are just in the area, tell the police there. in person. save this post if you do.

>>5043115
Why are white males like this?

>>5043115
what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>5043123
Anyafag is definitely not a white male. He's some kind of long nosed, curly haired dude.

>>5043115
i don't live anywhere near laredo texas but i hate to think i've posted my dog in the same thread as this guy.

>>5043128
He's definitely white, he's a ginger with green eyes btw. He can confirm, which I'm sure he will.

>>5043139
This

>>5043115
>he also made a thread here where he caught a random cat, and then a thread on /ck/ where he butchered and ate the same cat, but i cant find this right now
No Anya caught a kitten and killed it. I tossed it in a slowcooker for her to eat. I myself have not eaten that cat.
Also be sure to add this cat in a snazzy harness to that list of animals.
>>5043134
I'm a mutt

>>5043194
no like this.

>>5043254
To clarify, the cat in the picture wasn'tt the one she killed. The one killed was running from her like a rabbit and she shook it before I could stop her.
That picture is a cat on my farm.

>>5043115
>if 4chan admins still cooperate with law enforcement
They still do haven't you seen the articles where /pol/tards threatened that one sheriff in Florida. He sent out warrants for their arrest had them flown out to Florida went to trial and they spent a year in prison lolol.

>>5043276
>someone is repeatedly raping a puppy: i sleep
>someone jokingly said they saw sheriff chitwood at a gay bar: CALL SOCOM BACKTRACE HIS IP ADDRESS

>>5043281
>>someone is repeatedly raping a puppy: i sleep
I mean do we have any actual proof he rapes his dog? I haven't seen anything in /zoo/ besides a cock tribute.

>>5043283
The guy that was talked into chumming up to him failed to get anything. He's definitely abused the horses repeatedly and there was proof, but no one wanted to save it.

Top 10 scariest photos taken moments before disasters

>>5042814
Sorry I forgot. Hopefully this will do for now.
I need to take a digital cam out on a walk soon for more quality pics!

>>5043254
>I tossed it[the cat] in a slowcooker for her to eat

The most important thing to remember about Anya's owner is that he absolutely adores attention. It seems like he enjoys negative attention more than positive because he tries to act as repulsive as possible. Don't acknowledge him unless you're posting information on him. Never ever reply to his posts.

>>5043327
He finds your disgust amusing

>>5043101
>Abdominal tuck: negative

>>5040951
what happened to your nuts

I got called out for the first time for my "abusive" "not-training" techniques. How do you deal with the trauma?

>>5040952
Why avoid Joel Beckman?

>>5043500
he abuses dogs
his methods are dangerous and ineffective

he’s not a dog trainer he’s a fake male role model for the wigga generation that takes andrew the chinless trannyfucker tate seriously

>>5043506
How does he abuse dogs?

>>5043500
He is an animal abuser.

>>5043510
By hurting them. It's a "method" that has piss poor long term consequences unless you want to fully commit up to severely hurting your dog if they still do not comply, and any measured amount of his bullshit causes "fallout" (apathy and new fear aggression/anxiety issues) over time.

He's a yank and crank faggot who get let go by seaworld. Let that sink in, if you know what seaworld is known for.

He also organized a dogfight where he had his mutillated doberman attack someone elses (muzzled) dog to "teach them a lesson". That never backfires! (it does.)

>>5043500
he's the kind of dogshit trainer that could only exist at the intersection of a growing shitbull/malinois population and zoomers idolizing inner city thugs

>>5043522
>It's a "method" that has piss poor long term consequences unless you want to fully commit up to severely hurting your dog if they still do not comply, and any measured amount of his bullshit causes "fallout" (apathy and new fear aggression/anxiety issues) over time.
Dogs are like people. Sometimes they need to get disciple by being given a little tap on the nose. It's just doggy training.
>He also organized a dogfight where he had his mutillated doberman attack someone elses (muzzled) dog to "teach them a lesson".
proof?

>>5043525
>The cancerous polyp from /horse/ likes beckman
Enough sai

>>5043526
I found out that the island of nauru has roving packs of pitbulls after the islanders imported them in the 80/90s and then left them to their own accord.
It's a problem considering how small the island is.

>>5043550
Cute and goofy af.

>>5042751
Det har redan skrivits en hel del om honom i vår lokala grupp men som sagt att det svårt att få något gjort som faktiskt bringar genuina konsekvenser.
>>5041560
Gun rights are non existent here. I used to go to a local shooting range here with my father when i was younger but its a quite expensive hobby to entertain here due to regulations.
>>5041552
Thank you!

>>5042751
>är du seriös

Please tell me this is real Swedish lmao

>>5043561
HJALP Amerikanen gör sig lustig över oss! stoppa honom

bjork bjork bjork!

>>5043405
why are you trying to look at my balls?

Another ACD beach session, this time I took out my friend's blue heeler out with us for a walk.

>>5043631
bluey if he real

Why does my dog play fetch inside but whenever I try to play fetch outside he just stares at me like I'm a retard.

>>5043667
maybe he doesn't want to play near the toilet

>>5043631
Man I really wish I weren't too lazy and retarded to take care of an ACD puppy. The most amazing dog I ever knew was a blue heeler. I'd love to raise a dog like her but I know I'd fuck it up.

>not in a position to have a dog (yet)
>still looking up the new litters in my area
I should stop doing that. I'm just too excited.

>>5043749
Where? Tell laredo police everything

>>5043735
You could try get one that's between 1-2 years old, lots of people try rehome them at that stage because they are crazy but they don't realise it usually gets better at around 2 years old

>>5043653
fact flood

>>5043668
trvth tsunami

>cat ears
>weird
>thin
>veiny
>reminiscent of rodents and bats

>dog ears
>thick
>sturdy
>velvety
>reminiscent of a fine plush blanket

>>5043781
TRVTH NVKE

>>5043781
This.

Please consider posting your dog's begging face.

>>5043831
Ok here.

>>5043842
Wow what a cute dog and I love the hat and shirt as well!

My dog treats me like a machine
He'll just pick up a ball, drop it on my feet and after it rolls away he'll pick it up and repeat
One time I was watching a film and he dropped it on my lap and got ready to run and then he looked up at me, picked up the ball and then dropped it in the exact same place, looked up at me again and then waited until I threw it

It's nice to finally be back home on the farm.
Because I wasn't able to cook anything for Anya on her birthday, I made her a nice meal of the Asmongold 2$ steak, mash potatoes, and stir fry. She didn't finish all the mash, but that's fine.
>>5043749
I did? Please tell me how.

>>5043934
ugly dog

>>5043934
Lmao I'm glad I got a bad camera. It's harder to dox me when I make a blunder.

>>5043934
Sits at a table like a MAN, in direct defiance of GOD!!!
What's her favorite food btw?

>he thinks he has real enemies
>on the internet
>on a mongolian wood dog carving forum
this nigga dumb as hell

>>5043775
Then it's going to have all the problems associated with being raised by inadequate owners that I'm trying to avoid. I am hopeless at curbing self-reinforcing behavior. If I take a used one, it's going to be one that was rejected as a herder for low drive.

husky doo em kwab

>>5043888
your dog is chronically bored

OH CANADA

OH CANADA

>>5044029
>>5044026
>huskies raped my dog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDW-BBz2c0w

>>5044031
>he thinks im opening his IP grabber o algo

>>5044031
Domo mindofucko mr. huskpaco

>>5043955
She loves those cesear cups, bones and slop slow cooked together, and chicken feet.

>cesar food
>cesar training

who's more unhinged, anyafag or anyafag’s enemies

When people say "high value treat" how do you know what is high value? My dog practically gets excited for any type of food bein given to him. So how do I determine what he considers high-value? Do I just put various treats on the ground and whatever he goes for first should I consider that the "high value treat?"

>>5044099
Anything he loses his shit over is high value

My dog cries and runs to the couch if I issue a firm "quiet" command to him when he's barking out the window. It's pretty funny, but should I be working on the crying specifically?

Also, how do I get this mofo to stop growling when it's >8pm and he's half asleep? It's like he can't settle the fuck down. I do crate him overnight, but he gets upset if I put him in there and he hears that I'm still up.

>>5044099
Ripped up chunks of american cheese do it for my guy. The vet gives him spray cheese for shots and now he loves going there.

>>5044063
Do she [SING]? SOFT as a WORM warm as_a YOUNG thing inthe SOFT ground let the DOG SING?
https://youtu.be/FcsC69KakMU?si=1R1qe0Nrqg2lJGPK

let the bird scratch let the corpse hatch let the milk chalk let the dead walk LET THE DOG SING LET THE DOG SING LET THE DOG SING LET THE DOG SING

>spamcord woke up from its (sadly not eternal) slumber
grim

>>5044122
hey buddy. can you find a new copypasta to spam? this one is more stale than hillary clinton's vagina

>same 5 images
yawn

>>5044134
you mean
>same 5 ETERNAL TRVTHNVKEs

>>5044127
You mean the discord with that leto guy?

If you suddenly woke up in a world where domestic animals were anthros what would be the first thing you actually do?

>>5044089
Both

>>5044141
The same thing I do every time I wake up

Your mother

>>5040939 (OP)
I'm God's Dog. Not IShowSpeed, who is the Coyote, despite his barks.

>>5044141
Wed and bed an anthro horse lady

>>5044089
the guy who rapes his dog

>>5044138
There's no Leo or whatever,.

meds

huskypacos on meltydown hours? Aren't they meant to sleep before Bas’rael?

I don't understand why people get so down about toadlines when basset hounds are the same thing

that chubby husky

mustelids are naturally occuring toadline canids

>>5044180
>get down about toads
that's just PEEPOL from Gape Shitstain (UK/GB) who create new pit bull breeds on a daily basis.

>OI MATE ME STAFFERDSHUIRE JAW LOCKER

Alejandro seething again kek

deletespie at it again

>blatantly and shamelessly raping dogs
Is there a GOOD reason why this fucker isn't banned yet?

I actually know who that is just by that description it's anyamolestor something or another.
I wouldn't say he is serious but any normal person can easily tell he has experimented with her.

>>5044216
He is banned but he buys sims by the baggie from his drug dealer friends

He's legally homeless, apparently, and deep into criminal shit. 4chan has always been good at finding retarded children but anyamolester is an adult who lives like the cops are looking for him.

>>5044225
>he

>>5042150
Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

Seriously though, this thing looks absolutely plagued with problems.

>>5044250
Theyre cute! The videos of them running around are pretty funny also.

>>5044251
Reminds me of corsets and how many muscular, skeletal, and organ problems came about.

Do we really need another "pug" situation?

>>5044253
Its a genetic condition called short spined syndrome.

>>5044256
They must be crossbred with toadlines

is kibble *really* the best food to feed a dog (assuming WSAVA compliant)? my dog's picky and hates it which is understandable bc I'm sure it tastes like shit but I've been waiting him out since I've always been told it's what's best for him since it's all "vet researched". would it be caving if I just started meal prepping for him instead? probably about as much effort as all the waiting around and motivating him to eat anyway

>7 months of trying to get my fear/leash-reactive dog to improve
>countless bites on me
It ain't looking to good bros. I'm way out of my league with this it's like he hasn't improved at all. I do everything all the positive dog channels tell me to do. Create distance, distract him with treats before he sees the trigger but nada. It's like I'm dealing with a dog possessed by a demon, but I guess that's what I get from getting a dog from some mexicans.

>>5044267
BARF diet.

>>5044274
Muzzle him, and if he tries to bite, Just Give Him A Small Tap On The Nose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c80zrLDthcY

>>5044267
No, and neither is raw/whole prey. Just feed them normal ass food with concessions made to fit their biology (ie: no excessive fat, no foods toxic to dogs).

>>5044278
>You know what will TOTALLY help your dog?
>This thing that has a 50/50 chance of making your dog bite the next dog that hovers too close to their neck, so you can be a typical pit mommy and say "WELL UR DOG WUZ BEING TOO DOMINENT"
Beckman is a fucking idiot

>>5044297
Anyone who uses the word "correction" or "training tool" is sanitizing animal abuse, no ifs ands or buts about it.

The only uncensored review i've ever seen for his program says their dog entered mildly reactive and left flinching.

Traditional methods? Yes.
And traditionally, putting your hand near a strange dogs head would get you bit. They might as well say
>not for sissy dogs, this is training for alpha K9s that do REAL work like biting people on command and attacking anyone who enters your house without your attendance!

>>5044274
Never use aversives on an aggressive dog unless you want to turn your dog into a pitbull
https://aggressivedog.com/

Anyone who shills "balanced" training is the dog training version of "teach the controversy - put genesis back in schools". Using aversives outside of emergency, safety-is-an-issue situations is objectively incorrect.

>>5044275
This

>>5044251
Those dogs are literally retarded. Anyone who breeds these should be shot in the head

>>5044267
At best kibble is okay but you have to pay for the really expensive stuff and at that point you might as well just feed actual food. At worst it's literal garbage and anyone who feeds it to their dog should be shot in the head.

Dog nutrition isn't rocket science just like human nutrition isn't rocket science. In fact, dogs are significantly more simple because they're scavengers that evolved to just eat what they can get. Feed them muscle meat, bones, organs and some limited fruit/veg and they will be fine. The idea that you need to be a vet to feed your dog properly is just a money making scheme invented by the same companies that want you to believe it's fine to feed your dog corn by-product colored with RED40.

>>5044296
What's the difference between raw and 'normal ass food'? Raw IS normal ass food, it's just not cooked which is absolutely fine (if not better) for dogs and saves you the effort of cooking.

I respect people who cook for their dogs but there is really no point and I often wonder how they are feeding their dogs bones if they are cooking all the meat.

>>5044313
>What's the difference between raw and 'normal ass food'?
Salmonella and worms.

>>5044301
I don't use aversive methods on my dog though?

My name is Alejandro

I live in Shanecketty.

I have a spayed female husky.

>>5044341
>Spayed
Ngmi

>>5044341
My name is David Rothberg
I live in telaviv
I have an intact female basset hound

>>5044297
>>5044299
There's no point complaining. It's just doggy training. He's got to learn discipline, or I'll have to put the boot in.

>>5044341
>mutilating your dog
shalom

>>5043934
Almost forgot to post what she ate.
>>5044089
Marcyfag
>>5044115
I mean do you even need to create him? Can't he just go to sleep when he wants to or when you start work?
>>5044141
I think you know.
>>5044225
Lmao

>>5044347
Fellow tribesmen + its all one guy

>>5044511
>>5044511
>>5044511

>>5044387
Just to makr things a bit moar interdasting; north american breeders in your new world have become more reluctant to sell unspayed female anthros to single men.

This is due to mass hysteria perpetuated by the MSM regarding the "ZGTOW" phenomenon. (In the west pets have become so infantilized that a consensual relationship with an adult 'thro is thought equivalent to pedophilia)

How do you personally navigate this?

>>5044544
>How do you personally navigate this?
The same way I've been doing it so far. Her being able to speak just makes arguments against me even weaker.

>>5044548
god i want to MASSAGE HER PAWS

>>5044631
You got a telegram? We can meet up sometime.

Tbis thread is dead holy shit

Well anyway if Cow Man is still here:

Picture this: Cow Man. DEAD. Poor sweet darling ANYA CAPTURED! Capture by the World,'s Nastiest Gamer! (Anya sex slave million tears!)

As part of his morning routine [GAMER] ejaculates inside of his pc, chase down all [ROACH] crawl out; smash down into hearty protein meal fit for Gamer Grub.

But what's this? You've reincarnated?? In fact! You're the roach!!?? THE [One Buggy That Got Away]!!!!!

(You) spread your [Beautiful Incandescent Roachy Wings] & fly to safety. Albeit just in time to see that [GAMER] has now turned his attention to your precious girl!!

How do you save her? Dogwife beautiful like sapphire?

>>5044877
>Capture by the World,'s Nastiest Gamer!
Asmongold?
>But what's this? You've reincarnated?? In fact! You're the roach!!??
>How do you save her? Dogwife beautiful like sapphire?
I'd chew the wires in his PC while he's asleep and try to start a fire with all the trash in the room. He can't abuse Anya if they're both dead.

>>5045065
I guess that death truly isn't the worst fate, especially if you knew that reincarnation/the soul existed.
Rest In Peace Anya. May she die quickly of smoke inhalation!

>>5045065
cow boi this is fluffy capricine fella, Im amazed at how far ai technology has come yet it is similarly TERRIFYING I hate myself.
I have avoidant attachment disorder. I seek companionship yet shy away when people reach out. I also shy away from CONFLICT hence my absence.
I dunno what I'm saying this thread is dead & we are the DIRECT CAUSE. this will never stop being amusing to me. how is anya doing?

>>5042149

They look like quite the dynamic duo! Pibs Rule!