/waifu/ thread!
Ripping up previous: >>936198696

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity
Most importantly, have fun!

>>936236044 (OP)
Avatars*

>QOTT
What would your waifu's favorite Pokemon be?
>Suzuka
I honestly don't know. Possibly a Meowth. Something intelligent & graceful, especially if it prefers to be outat night under the moon.

>>936236154
Please support her anyway!

Like 17 schizo posters on this board the worst being Josh faggots, them reid seethers and parker seethers.

they all like posting kids

>>936236171
I feel like Persian would have been a better choice.
>>936236204
There's no need.

I should backup my devices while im making money rn.
idk how 379 images made 255mb i must have a few 3mb or 5mb

>>936236415
>Persian
Ah, true. I always forget about that one. But doesn't it evolve from Meowth anyway?
>>936236415
>There's no need.
That's when your support is most important!

>>936236578
It does
>the joke
>your head

Her lap smells like a Chinese wet market

>>936237359
seething retard schizo

>>936237359
>>936237539

>>936237833
call me reid again it's funny

>>936237873
The fact you’re using the “waifu” I used to mock you when I first started posting here is honestly flattering

>>936237912
you don't know me

>>936237949

>>936238061

>>936238145

>>936238248

>>936238367
Ah shit you finally caught me

>>936238465
proof?

>>936238491

>>936238530

>>936236027
Been well. Not so worried about money which is nice.
I also started uploading content on my YouTube channel, so I’m hoping that generates some income soon
>>936236171
I am uniquely qualified to answer this question. Clefairy, since she was sad her mother evolved hers and it’s her main pokemon when you battle with her in USUM Battle Tree. She had it in a lot of official merch and material, and I didn’t know why since USUM is actually unplayable for me.
Though Nebby the Cosmog she cared for, will always live rent free in her heart :)

I'm here to post little Earth chan, because they keep me alive and well!
>>936236171
Apparently Charizard! Maybe Suzuka would like a Sinistea or Polteageist.

>>936240412

>>936240464
Thanks for the random cp I guess?

>>936240756
that's an adult

made like 5months ago and she's 19

Ah shot, here we go again.

>kneesocks claimed

>>936236171
Almost certainly Giratina.

>>936240908
im about to have a drink. these dumbfucks don't stop

>an immovable object vs an unstoppable force
I am the tock

>>936236741
>that's the joke
Low effort. Discarded.
Which Pokemon is Anzu choosing? I know Relm asked you this once before but I'm insisting you contribute to the thread by answering it again.

>>936237539
I wonder which Pokemon Takane would choose.

>>936239411
>I am uniquely qualified to answer this question.
Seeing your waifu posted inspired the QOTT. You have easy mode!
>Clefairy
Ahh, I thought so! And such a popular Pokemon.

>>936240097
Answer.

>>936240236
>Charizard
Only the biggest & strongest!
>Sinistea or Polteageist
Oh, I didn't know about those! I definitely like the tea reference to Suzuka, so maybe so.

>>936240908
Hello Kneesocks claimer. How are you today?
>Giratina
Huh, makes me think of Destoroyah from Heisei era Godzilla!

imma get another

>>936236171
>QoTT
Hmmmm... I don't know all Pokémon well enough, but I can see it being something like Munchlax.
Not a great financial decision, mind.

>>936242537
i dont know any pokemon asides gardevoir.

>>936242780
sus

アリスアリスおいでアリス
眠る愛が覚めるまでアリスアリス踊れアリス
悪の証明どうしたい?
教えてアリス

punch it punk
https://youtu.be/s_lGrcOtzck?=R60zbkyvay1xUj6e

>>936242718
>Munchlax
Huh, from its description it seems very much like a pet rabbit.

>>936242780
Surely you know Pikachu...
Would Seija be Team Rocket?

>>936243082
Hah, I get that, having had one myself.
Akari has... odd tastes that I do not quite understand.

>>936243082
reminds me i finished the digital team rocket for lum/ramu. I started it traditional

>>936243188
Appreciating cute fluffy things is natural.
She loves the cutes.

>>936243082
As far as im concerned Pikachu is some random toy.
I dont know, I dont watch it.

>>936243264
See, yes, that is right, and of course I'd understand that.
However, all of these reactions are to my boy Nikaidou.

They're gone, they're gone, she digs
I slaughtered them like pigs
I've drowned my fucking kids
Their necks, their necks, they cracked like twigs
"They're gone, they're gone," she cries
Her eyes cast to the sky
She never said goodbye, and now's her turn to die

>>936243377
that just means you won't have to feel bad if you gain weight
his name is close to Nikocado.

>>936243480
What a cursed 1-2 punch.
He's a good boy. Do not compare him to -that-.

>>936243480
2 steps ahead

>>936243542
Niko getting on all the internet villains is probably the best thing i ever saw in my life

>>936243542
I feel like I had this exact conversation with you before. Now is the part where I suggest you also have a great personality to boot and reel her in.

>>936243754
I have talked about Akari and weight here once. I do not remember details. I am sure I have never talked or seen talk of Nikado.
> I suggest you also have a great personality
Ah dangit.

imagine being the most hated personality ever and it's not true at all and you acted completely abhorrent. It reminds me when i pretended to have a talpa and you believed me along with other things and i am tge complete opposite and now you deserve your mockery and discomfort

you are not waifufags you are trolls with avatars cringe posting >>936243754
this being the worst one

lmao

>I don't lie
>Ironic
>Just trolling
>Almost 365 days complaining about how bad this thread is
>Is always and still is here
>It's not personal
>Bragged about making a documentary "exposing" Sop for months
>No one gave a shit
>To this day no one has seen the documentary in the first place
>Still calls out and insults Sop anytime he posts
>Bragged about making a documentary "exposing" Sop for months
>No one gave a shit
>To this day no one has seen the documentary in the first place
>Still calls out and insults Sop anytime she posts
>Acts like a complete douchebag
>Is told to cut it out
>Doesn't stop
>"Why are you attacking me guys"
>We live in a society
>"IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU TURNED ME INTO THIS, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE >:("
do not make this a copypasta

You do get what you deserve

lmao

>>936242537
I didn’t actually know it was an actual Pokémon of hers because USUM are too hard to stand playing(fucking Rotom dex, I’ll hurl you into a wormhole you’ll never escape from) so I wondered why Clefairy lol. I mean, I’m SuMo she goes to Kanto, and Lusamine has a Clefable so it makes sense.
I know you might be wondering “do you hate Rotom more than you love Lillie?”
No. There is Pokémon Masters and SuMo. Sumo is better for her anyway, since I get to go to Exeggutor island with her since it’s cut in USUM, and her character is given far more growth. Lusamine’s abuse isn’t toned down, and she has the confidence to go to Kanto and find Bill on an adventure of her own.
>>936242780
Please tell me you didn’t buy the 1:1 plush
>>936243259
Are those alien worlds from an anime? Reminds me of Rainbow Rocket wanting to expand into Ultra Space in USUM

>>936244597
i have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm interested in hentai btw
sorry but not sorry if that ruins our friendship
I consider randy a friend too i liked his lewd posts because im a nasty disgusting pervert into waifus hot sexy waifus
I had plenty real women they're wack

>>936244597
it's just generic planets and team rocket R

Betrayer of the Black Sun-Baphomet
https://youtu.be/XKtCOERRpMY?=Z-D0XZt8cqCg7T8D

Fox.

How do I become an avatarfag? Asking for a friend.

>>936245952
You post the same character forever for conversation mostly about your life

>>936242537
pokemon is for children

>>936246258
Doesn't that make "which pokémon would Anzu like" not yet more relevant?

>>936238145
kawaiii

>>936246499
No he likes being a dick head

>>936246385
anzu isn't a waifufag he's a troll avatarfag.

>>936245986
I see... One last question. Does larping in one's conversation here still make them an "avatarfag," or are they classified as a different "fag" instead?

>>936246385
Listen here punk.
>>936246843
Proof?

>>936244993
You’re better off. People actually spent thousands on those life size. I can’t judge considering what I’ve spent on merch though.
>>936245130
Makes sense.

>>936247051
larping makes them roleplayers.

>>936246258
Something you and your daughter could do together

>>936247107
I actually looked up what age Anzu is before saying that, lol.
Then again, despite what my brain tells me, Akari is only 21 or so.

Got doamn this thread is hard

>>936247181
I have alcohol dick

>>936247170
Really? She seems very responsible for a 21 year old.
I guess that comes with raising your little sisters.
>>936247148
Sorry, I only have 7 sons.

>>936247335
Mhm, I think that's a big part of it. Though their mother passed away recently, so she hasn't been doing it in the same capacity for that long.
She's probably well suited for such a thing, even though it is by no means easy.

>>936247335
>A
Earth

>>936247486
Beans avatarfag

>>936247626
hi sono

>>936247409
Maybe she's just always been responsible. Her little sisters seem like trouble though.
>>936247626
Sad girl.

>>936247679
You're talking to sono. You idolize avatarfags and hate waifufags.. what went wrong?

>>936247650
Why didn't you bother saying in the other thread?
>>936247679
I disagree.

>>936247679
Momo is a good and wellbehaved kid. Very very cute.
The same is mostly true for Hinata, but since she's 14, she's got more going on in her life. Crushes and such.
Additionally, she's willing to fight for what she believes in, rather brave. Makes Akari fuss.
All three of the sisters are wonderful.

>>936247746
why should i when you're embarrassing. i just correctly notice you when i feel like it cockroach

>>936247746
Then why does she look like that?
>>936247740
Proof?
>>936247803
Ugh, teenagers. What a bunch of trouble. Who does she have a crush on?

>>936247956
oh i thought i posted it before

>>936247335
Erde
>>936247679
Erde!

>>936247956
> What a bunch of trouble.
Not wrong.
>Crush.
Her childhood friend turned star of their highschool baseball team. Takahashi, good dude.

>>936247853
Says who? I might have to eat you if you're a cockroach.
>>936247956
Probably because you are cross-eyed.

>>936248086
Derde?
>>936248106
What a giga chad. Does she strike out, so to say?
>>936248152
Maybe she's just sad because she needs a good dicking down?

>>936248243
Hmm. Not directly. They're kinda close, despite his popularity and such, but has time for her.
However, (SPOILERS), I think he ends up moving away to pursue either his career in sports or studies.
The original work goes much further than what I have watched. I think she is or is to be Rei's (MC) love interest.

>>936248369
Isn't he a little old for her?

>>936248243
Typical avatarfag behavior. Bet you like men too, huh?

>>936248467
I promise you, that is how I feel too. It's only by 3-4 years, but she is so young right now.
I don't know if it is a "they get together 5 years from now" kinda deal, ya know?

>>936248673
I forget the mc is pretty young as well. I guess it's fine, I'm sure he waits until she at least hits the age of consent.
>>936248624
Don't be mad at me because your avatar is a total slut and probably retarded too.

>>936247335
Then who is the child in your pics?

>>936248866
He would. Would she?
I do not want to think about that, lol.
Gorgeous Anzu pic, btw. I had not seen this one before.

Would anyone like to see the new Lillie cards I’ve acquired? Realize I haven’t posted updates on my collection.

>>936248968
Too late, now you are. The answer is no.
Save it, it's all yours and you can look at it whenever you like.
>>936248899
Joe.

>>936249118
I don't think I've seen any amount of Lillie cards.

>>936249215
-not- thinking about it.
>All yours.
It should at least be a little yours.

>>936249275
The more you try not to think about it the more you do think about it.
Too late, I've already deleted it.

DEAD THREAD
DEAD THREAD
DEAD THREAD
DEAD THREAD
DEAD THREAD

>>936249118
I would!

>>936249574
I'm not trying to not think about it, I'm not thinking about it.
You're the only one reminding me.
>I've already deleted it.
...That joke made me save and preserve your (my?) dang image.

I'm in love with Earth. Too bad I can't make more time out of thin air. Good night blue marble, see ya tomorrow.
>>936249118
I would too, but I gotta sleep now.

>>936249729
I had a dream about suzuka the other day

<3

>>936249803
Night anon.

>>936249764
Based non thinker.
Joke?

>>936249780
>>936249803
You don't have a waifu you said so

>>936250067
>Based non thinker.
I am good at getting distracted. Despite being really bored right now.

>>936250663
No one to game with right now?

>>936248866
What are you talking about avatarfag?

>>936250820
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, retard kun.

>>936250804
Something like that. The game we have all been playing is my favorite, but I've been playing it a LOT.
Also, I am very tired, which sucks fun out of stuff.

>>936250820
lucy is hot

Ughh fuck i should buy a vape

>>936251249
What game is that?
Go to sleep then.
>>936251386
Buy a gun and shoot your dick off.

>>936251525
Path of Exile.
I only rolled out of bed a few hours ago (4/5)

>>936251214
Brat needs to be corrected.
>>936251315
True.

>>936249729
>>936249275
Sorry for the wait, my phone and computer are simultaneously being assholes. Probably cuz I'm uploading a vid to youtube too

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyzeth

Here's a mini Lillie shrine. Idk why the Clefairy is so low and bent, but I swear it wasn't like that before.

>>936252176
what color are her panties on the figurines??

>>936242537
I'm doing well Suzuka claimer, now that my phone isn't updating.
It just seems the most appropriate choice, considering Giratina is basically pokemon satan

>>936252544
White. I had to fix the one with the dirty Clefairy, and I saw them. And yes, her butt is just as flawless as the rest of her. As if that was in doubt.

>>936253299
hot

>>936252086
Ooh, I quite like the Ribombee one.

>>936251525
I need it...for things

somebody to love dj gollum
https://youtu.be/zTFga5VS_Ds?=g3V6pVUrMCVsYiCa

https://youtu.be/Zx8UqdI91z8?si=dO52JrL-uog0q5an

Butt

>>936252086
>>936252176
Nice!
You should get a Lillie wall scroll as a nice backdrop, even if it's bootleg.
Do you have any graded Lillie cards?

>>936252564
Right right, seems appropriate.

>>936256019
No!

>>936256226
>no lewd!! don't remind me i haven't had sex longer than you been alive

>>936256226
stop encouraging that jews advertisement

>>936256370
You can like leave

dudes really be in porn adjacent thread saying not to be lewd. No flatout porn is understandable but no lewd is like ok you want to avatar

>>936256434
>phoneposter spotted

>>936254806
That Ribombee one is pretty nice. Pretty cheap, too.
>>936256226
Idk if there’s a wall scroll somewhere, but I’d get it. If I can find one. A shop I’ve ordered figures from is down, and I’d like to get my preorders but haven’t heard back. They’re pretty nice, too, but I’m concerned.
>>936253527
She is very beautiful and lovely, it is true.

>>936256552
As someone familiar with Cardboard Crack, cheap is very welcome.
Never played Pokémon cards tho.

>>936256552
You got your replies mixed up sonigger.

>>936256538
sometimes that's just where i saved my pics from and it's filename

>>936256695
>saving pictures of chinese cartoons from a dead basket weaving forum
There's far better places to go that offer much better content anon...

>>936256226
SOWWWY
>>936256552
did you get a body pillow too?

>>936256603
The Clefairy EX immersive art was over $100, so I take the wins when I can.
Card prices are obscene. Boxes went from like $90 to $275.
Fuck Logan Paul, I hope he gets aids and then thrown in a woodchipper feet first >:(
>>936256655
They look like the posts I meant to reply to. Do you think I’m Sono?

lol self harm

>>936256851
> did you get a body pillow too?
Not yet. They’re all off model, and I’d like to draw my own artwork to make it more personal. Maybe it’s silly, but still.

>>936256552
What about this one?
https://www.ebay.com/itm/364986051314

>>936256937
ur waifu a shit zero

>>936256788
None of these pics are from here

>>936256888
What the fuck does Logan have to do with pokemon cards? Did he popularize something?

DEAD INTERNET DEAD INTERNET DEAD INTERNET
DEAD THREAD DEAD THREAD DEAD THREAD

>>936257047
charizard 1 of like 5

>>936256937
what's wrong with off model?? what if you make your own with AI?

>>936256888
sono is impersonating you but using random string

>>936257093
>nooo every click I make needs to lead me to a completely new experience and I need everything online handed to me because I'm too retarded to go look for it

>>936257162
Nobody cares about some made up persona. There is no sono.

>>936257230
I heard that before

>>936257230
may is actually sono impersonating may impersonating sono

>>936257325
it's true

>>936257047
Yeah, Logan Paul got everyone on the hype train during Covid, and it’s been crazy ever since.
Remember when the cars section at your local store was stocked full of product?
Yeah, me too. Mfer Paul infamously paid $1 million for a counterfeit box of the Base Set. Stupid douchebag prick
>>936257116
If it isn’t on model, it really isn’t her. Besides, Lillie is perfection in human form. Any change is a downgrade. I fell for her for who she is, not what I could make her into.
I know, I’m autistic, but it’s my opinion on the matter.
>>936257162
I don’t think there’s another Lillieposter in this thread.

>>936257230
Then Immediately this happens lol.
Not the kind of thing I’d post, that’s for sure

DRAW MY WAIFU

>>936257472
didn't he also pay for a special charizard? I still haven't found evidence of nazi pewdiepie

>>936257472
if you got rid of the spade its hot

>>936257230
redeemed

>>936257813
fuck

>>936257413
I understand what you mean I get it
and how is your drawing of her going so far?
>>936257813
based redeemer

>>936257943
You smell like shit, go shower.

>>936257413
>Remember when the cars section at your local store was stocked full of product?
I promise you: No. It's been a while since I went to my LGS.
Still, unfortunate that that is the way of it now.
Also: Death to scalpers.

>>936257995
I did 2 hours ago

https://youtu.be/eTplxWaAD8o?si=9lex-nQqdhbj-Atj

>>936258766
A dumbass and a larper. Let me guess, your next move will be to ignore me and then when confronted about it act like its the meta now.

>>936258857
kys bot

>>936258925
just block them bro

>>936257565
Maybe. The Paul brothers are a cancer on this planet, and they deserve the worst. Glad that fucking nigger is in deep shit for scamming.
>>936257664
>Off model
Eh, not my preference, but it’s pretty good.
>>936257943
>I understand what you mean I get it
and how is your drawing of her going so far?
Not well. But if my YouTube career picks up steam and I can make myself happy by making fun of terrible people, I’ll be neurotypical again and maybe I’ll feel passion to work on it.

>>936259727
>>>/soc/ josh faggots

>>936259696
/soc/ is raiding right now use filters I have the trip filter from fur threads if you have namesync I just have to retrieve it

>>936259696
are you drawing digitally? terrible people? like who?

YOU ARE ALL NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS

yeah let me stay here and have me and my orbiters shit up a thread as a direct result of me posting here and being a retarded faggot
do not insinuate that I'm the root of the issue here btw it's everyone else BUT me

>>936260756
Blame stonetoss

pot, meet kettle.

>>936261107
Shane..

>>936258677
It’s depressing. Card sections haven’t fully recovered and likely never will.
>>936260307
On paper now but I have a draw pad.
Cyraxx atm, ICuckx has really pissed me off so he’s next

>>936261107
What are you on about? It's just a script to add to the different 4chanx's that threads that are constantly spammed use.

>>936261265
MTG was my main game, and... gods, I don't like what the company itself is doing to that.
Do you play, or just collect?

I'll retrieve it now

>>936261318
Shut the fuck up larpfagging avanigger.

>>936261318
Collect. MTG has weathered the storm pretty well, since WotC has kept up with printing.
If I had my way, crimes against scalpers would be pardoned.
Got a warehouse full of Pokemon cards and PS5s?
Well, your murderer is a hero, and I give him a presidential pardon. In 2032 I’ll be old enough to run for president and that will be my platform.

>>936261504
I haven;t touched paper play since Covid. I wouldn't know about supply.
I can't vote for ya, but I will do so in spirit.

>>936261265
nice legs
show your paper work? what did those do to you?

https://youtu.be/QyyRsHK9h70?si=XtcMxTFl6jZMei1e

test

Don't forget to report bot spammers so jannies can actually clean this shit up.

>>936262902
I always do oh wait lol i might be one

just a simple tripcode

>>936262969
You sound like someone that makes these bots just to shit the thread up for you. You should fuck off equally as much as your creation.

>>936263188
Nono maybe i just dont want to deal with limits

>>936261669
Online play is fine too. I haven’t touched grass much since Covid, so I feel ya about not playing irl.
>>936261973
Nothing to me personally. Cyraxx is a delusional woman beating child predator and ICuckz is a loser simp cuck that stabbed his closest friend in the back to suck up to a sociopathic terrorist supporter because he ruined his career to please whore wife that humiliates him on the daily.
But really, their drama and trouble they get themselves in is just fucking hilarious.

>>936263356
>. I haven’t touched grass much since Covid
That's me too.
>I feel ya about not playing irl.
It was a combination of lockdown and a falling out with a good friend who was our most active magic player. Also the LGS moved.
I did some online play but that's suffering.

im going to finangle a vanity trip but it might take awhile

havent tripfagged in ages

>>936263455
Oh myan i havent either i should do it to shit up 4chan
This sites so dead and slow wtf happened to in the past two years I was in prison? Woke moderation?
No Im not drunk but Im totally drunk.

Niggers you all stink. Anzu shit in hr pissy pants again UwU

Welp, goodnight folks.
Be kind and stay excellent to one another

>>936263523
it's fucked with cliques

>>936263596
Sleep well!
>>936263426
Friend fallouts suck, I feel ya.
Id hold onto the cards though, I’ve regretted selling stuff off. But I’m a collector.

I’m going to bed. Have a good night thread!

>>936263856
Mhm. Still got a great bunch though.
My cards are all with another friend. We pooled our cards together. It's been years since I've looked at them.
Goodnight!

>>936263356
are you sure they are not pretending to be retarded for views and drama?
why not make Pokemon content

>>936263942
You obviously don’t know these people lmao
Cyraxx is the most delusional man in the world and IDubbbz could only be faking if he had a humiliation fetish. Otherwise no one would do the shit he did or let their wife treat them that way

>>936263942
they are not they are genuine
>>936264124
yea cyraxx strapped himself to a train

might be too long

test takes forever to make a vanity

oh well

>>936264467
NICE
i'm trying to get it to say incel4lyfe if possible

or incllyfe
because thats too long

>>936265712
>>936265712
>>936265712