>>936970769Fucking lost. I remember my cousin doing this once while he was high as fuck on street Xanex.
>Be me, probably 20 years ago>Cousin calls me, ranting about "fucking Subarus"RJ: "Hey bro, hold on."
>Window rolls downFemale voice: "Welcome to Starbucks, can I take your order?"
RJ: "Uhhh, just a second."
>5 solid minutes of absolute fucking silence.Female voice: "Sir, do you need any help with the menu?"
RJ: "NO BITCH, FUCK YOU!"
>Tires start squealing>Engine revving>People slamming their brakes as he flies out of the drive through and onto the busiest street in the city.RJ: "CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!?"
Me: "What?"
RJ: "THAT FUCKING BITCH WAS TRYING TO TAKE MY ORDER!"
Me: "Were you in the drive through?"
RJ: "Yeah."
Me: "Then why didn't you order anything?"
RJ: "I don't know, I'm going home."
He was so fucked up he didn't even remember the next day, thought the story was fucking hilarious when I told him about it.