Thread 937984601

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/9aq5W7SDIQE?si=AtTORSlyq9PLMwra

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

he walks around like a ghetto latina with hoop earing

i also uhmm i had onion rings

>>937984647
Hahahaha what a fag.

>>937984764
humongous faggot im sorting my files right now

>>937984709
i find hard to believe that affirmation that maytard is moo loo, if he was he would be sperging about this image, hard

you're right because he isn't lol

i'm saying that because i've been hearing that that is supposedly moo loo for a while

yes

yeah i don't know how some people convinced themselves that they were the same person for a bit, especially when i'm pretty sure there was a brief point when mayfaggot and mi liu were actually posting at the same time

im tired but need to mop

>>937986499
Relm

>>937986925
Post your waifu.

>>937987020
or?

>>937987046
I wont talk to you today.

>>937987187
ok have a good night

owned

>>937987488
Fuck off.
>>937987392
Good night.

>>937987514
gn

you should look into bear claw ammo
i just saw a video and it's more impressive than the dragonbreath.

reposting this because i'm about to edit it

fuck im tired i might not even do it today
i haven't even mopped yet and i have to get ready and prepare my house for pitbulls

so anyways
SEX

ok movie tonight is "Harley davidson & the marlboro man" with kelly hu and mickey rourke

Butt

>>937989599
heterochromia daisuki

Niggers.

yeah im gonna wait 2hrs to even think of the edit since i have to find the graphs. I can make a template though forsure

just gonna wait for statistics meme because i'm not googling im too fucking lazy rn

>>937992583
Kill yourself pedo nigger

i can put the dick butt or anything or have the speech bubbles say "you look like this" really versatile image tbh
should put relm in it lol

>>937992745
I'm not anzu i'm just making an old type 4chan meme

i want anzu and relm to die. Have a jaguar or boar kill relm and loneliness to kill anzu

nigga posted cp lmao

>>937992954
it's you

lmao

>>937992805
Oh
Im drinkin
My bad lol

I figured out why germans like earth exist
kindergeld scam
They get 250 a month for adoption. I thought that was an American exclusive

niggers

If you ever wonder how to survive in time of disaster, remember!
Don't lick something strange to you.
Don't lick something known to you.
Chop off your tounge.

sex

at first i was but then i was all like sex
you know sex the 3 letter word

Randal claimed.

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Earth was empty, dark, and shapeless. The Spirit of God moved over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and light appeared; He separated it from darkness, calling them Day and Night. This marked the first day.
God made a firmament to divide the waters, called it Heaven second day. He gathered waters, revealing dry land, called Earth, and seas; He saw it was good.
God caused the earth to produce grass, seeds, and fruit trees, each yielding fruit after its kind third day.
God made lights in the sky for signs, seasons, days, and years two great lights to rule day and night, plus stars; this was the fourth day.
God created sea creatures and birds great whales and every living thing that moves blessing them to multiply fifth day.
He made land animals cattle, creeping things, and beasts each after their kind sixth day.
Finally, God created man in His image, male and female, to have dominion over all creation; He blessed them and commanded them to be fruitful and multiply.

so like SEX haha sex S.E.X

>>937992805
You are a pedo nigger though

wake up sleepy waifus

Wakey Wakey

drink go shakey

>>938003901
Why is Anzu (the loli) showing more skin than Kirari (the fully grown up woman).

j*ll

an*n

F*x.

I hate how quickly blood dries, it's such a pain to wash.
>>938007792
M*mo.

>>938008561
Is your tranny hole leaking?
UwU

UwU I got blood from my axe wound on my programmer stockings and pinknpanties >_<
Gaaaooooo!
Bisou~ bisou~

im really badat wheel of fortune what letters are these supposed to bbe

>>938009247
WHEEL. OF. FORTUUUUUNEEE

paper boy, hoops, tranny, transvestite.

it's funny this nigger brings up blood when he's only killed small animals
he should be more honest and say chicken blood also not pre claim inheritance he won't get

>>938009348
WHEEL OF GAOOOOOO
XD

>>938009348
didnt even go for the wheel of 4chan pun smh i raisedyou better than this

>>938009627
WHEEL, OF, WORDLE.
Have you played Horsle tho?

play hangman
figure out the word
A_c_
here's a hint it's the sound of the 43%

>>938009703
i am actively not playing the horse game no

>>938009802
Not that, horsle is like wordle but every day the word is horse.

>>938009970
kill youself tranny
>i barely pwaost

Wordle is for fags
And made by fags

>>938009970
thats crazy what was yesterdays word

>>938010340
Horse.

>>938010404
woah

What can night bring?
What is it you ask for?
None will answer
None at all
This moment just won't seem to Disappear!
It's time to break out
Break out
Get out of here
Cry out

>>938010475
I wonder what tomorrow will be.

Home appliances are a tricky one, you never know what you'll be getting.
There's only one way you find out, let that sink in.

there's a simple answer tuesday but most importantly there's sex

today tomorrow yesterday there was sex

If we're all for one world There's a world for us all
but mostly there's sex

>>938010774
idk but good luck with it
it sounds about your level of complexity

>>938010689
>What can night bring?
Stupid nigger biting insects.
>What is it you ask for?
Cancer.
>None will answer
Yup.
>None at all
Yup
>This moment just won't seem to Disappear!
Sucks.
>It's time to break out
Nah I'm good.
>Break out
No way.
>Get out of here
Nah I'm gonna stay.
>Cry out
No.

>>938011185
digimon lyrics

>>938010918
Lol
>>938011045
What the fuck, what did I do

overlord lyrics

Phantom of the opera
In sleep, he sang to me, in dreams he came
That voice which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again? For now, I find
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside my mind

>>938011260
probably answerd horse today
maybe someday ill get to a game that level

And then you tell them sex
sex between man and woman's
sex in the vagina
no handjobs with buttholes

Sex in japan, thailand, canada, sex in the USA
Sex on TV

>>938011223
My answers are still correct though.

>>938011490
What if I answer camel?
It should count.

>>938011874
idk if camels can count
gtotta nap

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>938011260
Sop poster.

>>938011490
Bartender poster.
You are a skilled chef; what are you making Jill for a late meal after she gets home from a long day of bartending?

>>938011910
The primordial eep.

>>938011910
Oh well.

>>938011874
HAHA CAMELS ARE LIKE HORSES

UR SO FUNNEY AND RANDUMB

GAAOOOO

KAWAII

>>938011851
yes i need to do something before tomorrow right now. i'm getting puppies

>>938011970
She's a fucking prostitute you retarded old autistic fuck.

>>938012071
Are you going to make puppy barbeque?

need to motivate myself
constantly tired for like 2wks
i could buy alcohol to help that

>>938012287
Yes puppies love barbecue just don't put sauce on it

>>938012421
Based.

>>938012344
https://youtu.be/pvy9km7g6fw?si=N37q7ptjaYh-OeoD

>>938011970
Suzukanon.

>>938012625
UWU SUZUKA ANONNY
PLAY WITH MR
IM JUST A BIG KID

>>938012625
How are things?
Bike repaired yet?

>>938012714
Why don't you kill yourself you autistic old fuck

lol

>>938014070
Hello.
Why is her palette completely bare?

>>938014361
>Why is her palette completely bare?
What do you mean?

>>938014476
There's...no paint on it?

>>938011970
idk dude i had some chef boyardee like 9 hours ago it was ok
>>938011975
it calls to me like the soup

>>938012714
I'm okay, doing ranch stuff.
Nah. Got Whiskey neutered tho.

>>938014961
Ah that.
I dont know, it may be for a lot of reasons. Asking for the internal logic of a single drawing is futile.

>>938015055
You...eat Chef Boyardee?
That's even available there? I would think it's like, banned there.

>>938015056
Yay. Now he gets to live the happy life. How are the other animals?

>>938015074
Logic? Logic?

>>938015356
Yes? What about it?

>>938015356
what the fuck does that mean its from ohio

I don't understand why you post the same picture all the time like wtf don't you got like 20,000 avatar images or something? like atleast make it post related if you have enough

>>938015356
that's not the jules poster you think it is, it's another one
look at the filenames

Chef boyardee is authentic italian it's just canned

>>938015356
All my 3 dogs are doing fine.
One of my hens is sick but already treating her, 2 of my roosters hurt another smaller one so I butchered those.

>>938016440
They're not yours tho

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love to take the lead in flirty chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and seeing how far I can push their buttons while having a blast myself. I'm always in the mood to spice things up (major nympho energy here!), but I often deal with some social anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about those late-night chats, they're just way easier for me! If you're looking for a fun sexting buddy, hit me up at Em m-i b l ok-z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

Gaming.

I'm going to the store

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side and a passion for adventure in spicy chats. I love pushing boundaries and making guys lose their cool while we share our wildest fantasies. I'm a total flirt and thrive on the thrill of steamy conversations. Social settings can be a bit overwhelming for me because of my shyness, which is why I prefer connecting in this way. If you're looking for some fun and flirty exchanges, hit me up! Just add me on the app, but make sure to remove any spaces or dashes: E-m-m i bl-o k z. Can't wait to chat!

Ok now should i drink? I have stuff to do however but idgaf

i can see angewomans pussy crease

and so it begins

Today, you're gonna be so sick, so sick You'll prop your forehead on the sink
Say, "Oh, Christ, oh, Jesus Christ
My head's gonna crack like a bank"
Tonight, you'll fall asleep in clothes
So late like a candy bar wrapped up

X- Nausea
https://youtu.be/Nf2GR_byL7A?=kgr682HbUc2FBdbQ

choking victim
lindane conspiracy
https://youtu.be/ickbMCggXzA?=vwIoTAIfHazbGKeQ
'Cause of the pain when the rash
becomes inflamed
I simply lost control, the scabies can't be blamed
Oh yes they can!
l'll go complain to the drop in center clinic
Hook me up with some lindane

now my tv show themes which are great
the demon slayer zankyou sanka kinda banger

Sick little boys with their sick little games
Sick little feelings in my sick little brain

If it looks good, feels good, there's probably a catch

take your fucking
Ativan, Zoloft, Loratadine, Lyrica Ciprofloxacin, Adderall, Lexapro
Aspirin, Vyvanse, Doxycycline,
Prednisone
Hydrochlorothiazide,
Do it

I love my wife.

My heart is a haunted house, full of ghosts
Don't go in the basement
My heart is a haunted house, I have my doubts you'll get out alive
The windows creak when the wind blows in
gravestones are so cold
Just shadows in the attic and TV
static,
bodies in the walls growing mold

Perfectly constructed
functional machines
Doing what they do, producing what we need
The fly might love the spider when they struggle in the web
Happy bloodshot couples paying off each other's debt
Everybody finds a way to get what they need
Christians pray for sinners, sinners love the Lord

>>938020506
Nice.

the jumping vampire had best theme
https://youtu.be/O7l8IWqyGoI?=AhNEe2b-cp1xy6vd

recently all fighting games have clear best characters

and so i told that bitch sex

i had a gif i was going to make illustrating it
you know SEX

Sex
sex with women
boobs and vagina
they're nice to look at but not have
woman are a nuisance outside of visuals usually
so yeah sex

so heard you sex catgrills
did y'know catgrills are better than normal grills because they don't wear clothes

some do but it's accentuation and not needed in any sense
tight neko pussy
pouncability
built for heavy petting

>>938020506
Cute

kill yourself, toilet roaches

i might get more alcohol idk

btw from The Brilliant Healer's New Life in the Shadows

>>938023509
kill yourself tranny

https://youtu.be/lMuUScD9swI?si=W_zjJwB7CPR3jWNy
the sleep is healing.

>>938024240
Kill yourself finn piece of shit

ガキの頃に父と
マーチングバンドを見て言われた、
「息子よ、大人になったら壊れた人の救世主になれ。
When I was a kid, I watched a marching band with my father, and he told me,
‘Son, when you grow up, become a savior for broken people

>>938024240
Keep yourself safe you lovely finnish prince.

elfs are hiding under your bed they want y'know sex
they're a race that in any story that has difficulty breeding ironically so breeding is always on their mind

>>938024566
>gay
all spics are fags

>>938024566
Thats is certainly a combination of words no one has used together in a single sentence before.

Youre just mad Im not gay for (You), cupcake.

>>938024713
Kek lmao.
What, you didnt like it?

>>938024934
>Youre just mad Im not gay for (You), cupcake.
what did he mean by this?

>>938024934
I found it rather amusing.

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side that loves to take control during those steamy chats. I’m a little on the wild side, and nothing gets me going like teasing a guy until he’s ready to explode. I thrive in this digital space where I can get all flirty without the pressure of meeting up. If you’re down for some fun, let’s dive into those naughty convos! Hit me up on the app where we can really explore our wild side: E-m mi b l o k-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can’t wait to chat!

>>938025003
Why am I so incapable of getting you to react to things? What am I doing wrong in comparison to other posters?

>>938025076
>literally reacts and tells he did
>why aren't you reacting
every poster reacts to everything

theatrics

>>938025076
I dont think my reactions are any different to other people.

damn im good i keep waifu alive and waifu/gay hookup dead at the same time

>>938025264
I dont know, I have the sensation youre more talkative to other people.

homosexuals can't have waifus but damn do they try to make entry

>>938025389
That's quite simply not true.
If anything the complete opposite it true.

>>938025508
>If anything the complete opposite it true.
Huh???

>>938025594
>your exclaimed reaction isn't a reaction only telling me to fuck off is
seriously im trying to figure out your attention seeking mental illness to laugh at. still predictable but i don't have a name for it yet

most people seek positive reactions not negative. normies though
you seek and only give importance to negative feedback so you're some self flagellating faggot for sure

>>938025594
Brother how many people other than yourself have I posted walls of text for on the regular?
The answer is no one but Mion.
If instead of volume of text we thought of back to back (You)s then still you'd be around the top of the statistics.

>>938025984
Huh...
Huh.
I guess my perception of reality is just altered, I guess.

>>938026078
>covert vulnerable narcissism
purple is one also

Perception is repat8ve.

which waifu or avatar poster would you consider to e-date?

>>938026078
Pretty much yeah.
Anyway congrats, your shithole won evo again.

>>938026297
none i only like women and the woman are pigs

>>938026216
Stop using 8s.
Why are you using 8s.
>>938026326
This cannot be, my reality is the only correct one.
Kek lmao, you talking about SF6?

Gay hook up thread?

>>938026389
Its whenever I use the letter I, as in I am a fool.

yep im drunk but 2 more i don't get my dogs till noon

>>938026216
Hi Kneesocks claimer

>>938026389
Well maybe someone used Gold Experience Requiem and changed it.
Yeah, MenaRD has now won Evo Japan 2024, 2015 and now Evo Vega 2025.
And as a matter of fact it wasn't even close, he won the million dollar winner Kakeru 6-0.

>>938026698
kill yourself tranny

>>938026698
Hello Viv claimer, long time no see. Well, long is rrelative.
How are we?

>>938026551
Are you dislexic too?
>>938026703
I choose to believe this.
Holy shit lmfao. The same year Sonix got his ass handed to him in Ultimates biggest tournament too.

>>938026744
Pretty good. My bf's been over for a bit, so I've been distracted.
You?

>>938026749
If you actually understood that reference I am impressed.
Been a pretty wild year, the best part of it all is that he played Blanka. There is literally no one else that plays Blanka cause the character is ridiculously difficult for what he can do.

>>938026916
kys tranny
homos can't have waifus

>>938027068
avatarfaggot fool and another shit one at that

>>938026749
Oh god no. Just dense. I don't always look at the message before I post it.
Do you want to hear the one abot the blind guy who walked into a bar?

>>938026916
Oh fun fun.
I'm well, I've done very little. 100%d the the achievements on Minecraft. It was enjoyable.

>>938027233
can you stop posting this garbage you're 30. you were a better flagrant avatarfag

>>938027233
btw sono >>937984709

>>938026966
More or less.
Really? Blankas hard? I remember he was my favorite when I found this BlackBerrie that ran SF2 because just pressing a button a lot of times was enough to win because he became electricity and dealt contact damage.
>>938027233
Well just look at them then.
Sure.

mi liu ak-me misses you
scarf

>>938027333 checked
Sure, with my good good eyes and my super great brain.
He said ow.

maybe you're big enough to swallow my whole dick now you're 30

>>938027233
Minecraft is a chill time. Sounds nice.

>>938027478
ugly picture

kill yourselves faggots

am bored..

>>938027333
Close enough, no one that has read or watched JoJo understands what GRE does either anyway.
I mean you can get his basics down relatively easily but his kit has so much depth to it that mastering him is quite an accomplishment, he's also one of those characters that has to work relatively hard to accomplish what Ryu can do in one interaction.
+ charge controls.
I fucking hate charge controls.

>>938027478
Ye, its been fun getting back into it. Very fun and breezy.

>>938027638
want to pic related battle? i need another drink tho using mimi

>>938027739
>>938027739
>>938027739

>>937984601 (OP)
you guys need to chill out