/waifu/ thread
song: https://youtu.be/9aq5W7SDIQE?si=AtTORSlyq9PLMwra
rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun
he walks around like a ghetto latina with hoop earing
i also uhmm i had onion rings
>>937984647Hahahaha what a fag.
>>937984764humongous faggot im sorting my files right now
>>937984709i find hard to believe that affirmation that maytard is moo loo, if he was he would be sperging about this image, hard
you're right because he isn't lol
i'm saying that because i've been hearing that that is supposedly moo loo for a while
yeah i don't know how some people convinced themselves that they were the same person for a bit, especially when i'm pretty sure there was a brief point when mayfaggot and mi liu were actually posting at the same time
https://youtu.be/HLf1ZfvZmvE?si=OmEsemNFkRBo79L1
>>937986925Post your waifu.
>>937987046I wont talk to you today.
>>937987187ok have a good night
you should look into bear claw ammo
i just saw a video and it's more impressive than the dragonbreath.
reposting this because i'm about to edit it
fuck im tired i might not even do it today
i haven't even mopped yet and i have to get ready and prepare my house for pitbulls
ok movie tonight is "Harley davidson & the marlboro man" with kelly hu and mickey rourke
>>937989599heterochromia daisuki
yeah im gonna wait 2hrs to even think of the edit since i have to find the graphs. I can make a template though forsure
just gonna wait for statistics meme because i'm not googling im too fucking lazy rn
>>937992583Kill yourself pedo nigger
i can put the dick butt or anything or have the speech bubbles say "you look like this" really versatile image tbh
should put relm in it lol
>>937992745I'm not anzu i'm just making an old type 4chan meme
i want anzu and relm to die. Have a jaguar or boar kill relm and loneliness to kill anzu
>>937992805Oh
Im drinkin
My bad lol
I figured out why germans like earth exist
kindergeld scam
They get 250 a month for adoption. I thought that was an American exclusive
https://youtu.be/mqGLsr16oA8?si=cKTGH_yhsCwYQ8UM
If you ever wonder how to survive in time of disaster, remember!
Don't lick something strange to you.
Don't lick something known to you.
Chop off your tounge.
at first i was but then i was all like sex
you know sex the 3 letter word
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Earth was empty, dark, and shapeless. The Spirit of God moved over the waters. God said, "Let there be light," and light appeared; He separated it from darkness, calling them Day and Night. This marked the first day.
God made a firmament to divide the waters, called it Heaven second day. He gathered waters, revealing dry land, called Earth, and seas; He saw it was good.
God caused the earth to produce grass, seeds, and fruit trees, each yielding fruit after its kind third day.
God made lights in the sky for signs, seasons, days, and years two great lights to rule day and night, plus stars; this was the fourth day.
God created sea creatures and birds great whales and every living thing that moves blessing them to multiply fifth day.
He made land animals cattle, creeping things, and beasts each after their kind sixth day.
Finally, God created man in His image, male and female, to have dominion over all creation; He blessed them and commanded them to be fruitful and multiply.
so like SEX haha sex S.E.X
>>937992805You are a pedo nigger though
>>938003901Why is Anzu (the loli) showing more skin than Kirari (the fully grown up woman).
I hate how quickly blood dries, it's such a pain to wash.
>>938007792M*mo.
>>938008561Is your tranny hole leaking?
UwU
UwU I got blood from my axe wound on my programmer stockings and pinknpanties >_<
Gaaaooooo!
Bisou~ bisou~
im really badat wheel of fortune what letters are these supposed to bbe
>>938009247WHEEL. OF. FORTUUUUUNEEE
paper boy, hoops, tranny, transvestite.
it's funny this nigger brings up blood when he's only killed small animals
he should be more honest and say chicken blood also not pre claim inheritance he won't get
>>938009348WHEEL OF GAOOOOOO
XD
>>938009348didnt even go for the wheel of 4chan pun smh i raisedyou better than this
>>938009627WHEEL, OF, WORDLE.
Have you played Horsle tho?
play hangman
figure out the word
A_c_
here's a hint it's the sound of the 43%
>>938009703i am actively not playing the horse game no
>>938009802Not that, horsle is like wordle but every day the word is horse.
>>938009970kill youself tranny
>i barely pwaost
Wordle is for fags
And made by fags
>>938009970thats crazy what was yesterdays word
What can night bring?
What is it you ask for?
None will answer
None at all
This moment just won't seem to Disappear!
It's time to break out
Break out
Get out of here
Cry out
>>938010475I wonder what tomorrow will be.
Home appliances are a tricky one, you never know what you'll be getting.
There's only one way you find out, let that sink in.
there's a simple answer tuesday but most importantly there's sex
today tomorrow yesterday there was sex
If we're all for one world There's a world for us all
but mostly there's sex
>>938010774idk but good luck with it
it sounds about your level of complexity
>>938010689>What can night bring?Stupid nigger biting insects.
>What is it you ask for?Cancer.
>None will answerYup.
>None at allYup
>This moment just won't seem to Disappear!Sucks.
>It's time to break outNah I'm good.
>Break outNo way.
>Get out of hereNah I'm gonna stay.
>Cry outNo.
>>938011185digimon lyrics
>>938010918Lol
>>938011045What the fuck, what did I do
overlord lyrics
Phantom of the opera
In sleep, he sang to me, in dreams he came
That voice which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again? For now, I find
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside my mind
>>938011260probably answerd horse today
maybe someday ill get to a game that level
And then you tell them sex
sex between man and woman's
sex in the vagina
no handjobs with buttholes
Sex in japan, thailand, canada, sex in the USA
Sex on TV
>>938011223My answers are still correct though.
>>938011490What if I answer camel?
It should count.
>>938011874idk if camels can count
gtotta nap
Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!
>>938011260Sop poster.
>>938011490Bartender poster.
You are a skilled chef; what are you making Jill for a late meal after she gets home from a long day of bartending?
>>938011910The primordial eep.
>>938011874HAHA CAMELS ARE LIKE HORSES
UR SO FUNNEY AND RANDUMB
GAAOOOO
KAWAII
>>938011851yes i need to do something before tomorrow right now. i'm getting puppies
>>938011970She's a fucking prostitute you retarded old autistic fuck.
>>938012071Are you going to make puppy barbeque?
need to motivate myself
constantly tired for like 2wks
i could buy alcohol to help that
>>938012287Yes puppies love barbecue just don't put sauce on it
>>938012421Based.
>>938012344https://youtu.be/pvy9km7g6fw?si=N37q7ptjaYh-OeoD
>>938012625UWU SUZUKA ANONNY
PLAY WITH MR
IM JUST A BIG KID
>>938012625How are things?
Bike repaired yet?
>>938012714Why don't you kill yourself you autistic old fuck
>>938014070Hello.
Why is her palette completely bare?
>>938014361>Why is her palette completely bare?What do you mean?
>>938014476There's...no paint on it?
>>938011970idk dude i had some chef boyardee like 9 hours ago it was ok
>>938011975it calls to me like the soup
>>938012714I'm okay, doing ranch stuff.
Nah. Got Whiskey neutered tho.
>>938014961Ah that.
I dont know, it may be for a lot of reasons. Asking for the internal logic of a single drawing is futile.
>>938015055You...eat Chef Boyardee?
That's even available there? I would think it's like, banned there.
>>938015056Yay. Now he gets to live the happy life. How are the other animals?
>>938015074Logic? Logic?
>>938015356Yes? What about it?
>>938015356what the fuck does that mean its from ohio
I don't understand why you post the same picture all the time like wtf don't you got like 20,000 avatar images or something? like atleast make it post related if you have enough
>>938015356that's not the jules poster you think it is, it's another one
look at the filenames
Chef boyardee is authentic italian it's just canned
>>938015356All my 3 dogs are doing fine.
One of my hens is sick but already treating her, 2 of my roosters hurt another smaller one so I butchered those.
>>938016440They're not yours tho
Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love to take the lead in flirty chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and seeing how far I can push their buttons while having a blast myself. I'm always in the mood to spice things up (major nympho energy here!), but I often deal with some social anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about those late-night chats, they're just way easier for me! If you're looking for a fun sexting buddy, hit me up at Em m-i b l ok-z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side and a passion for adventure in spicy chats. I love pushing boundaries and making guys lose their cool while we share our wildest fantasies. I'm a total flirt and thrive on the thrill of steamy conversations. Social settings can be a bit overwhelming for me because of my shyness, which is why I prefer connecting in this way. If you're looking for some fun and flirty exchanges, hit me up! Just add me on the app, but make sure to remove any spaces or dashes: E-m-m i bl-o k z. Can't wait to chat!
Ok now should i drink? I have stuff to do however but idgaf
i can see angewomans pussy crease
Today, you're gonna be so sick, so sick You'll prop your forehead on the sink
Say, "Oh, Christ, oh, Jesus Christ
My head's gonna crack like a bank"
Tonight, you'll fall asleep in clothes
So late like a candy bar wrapped up
X- Nausea
https://youtu.be/Nf2GR_byL7A?=kgr682HbUc2FBdbQ
choking victim
lindane conspiracy
https://youtu.be/ickbMCggXzA?=vwIoTAIfHazbGKeQ
'Cause of the pain when the rash
becomes inflamed
I simply lost control, the scabies can't be blamed
Oh yes they can!
l'll go complain to the drop in center clinic
Hook me up with some lindane
now my tv show themes which are great
the demon slayer zankyou sanka kinda banger
Sick little boys with their sick little games
Sick little feelings in my sick little brain
If it looks good, feels good, there's probably a catch
take your fucking
Ativan, Zoloft, Loratadine, Lyrica Ciprofloxacin, Adderall, Lexapro
Aspirin, Vyvanse, Doxycycline,
Prednisone
Hydrochlorothiazide,
Do it
My heart is a haunted house, full of ghosts
Don't go in the basement
My heart is a haunted house, I have my doubts you'll get out alive
The windows creak when the wind blows in
gravestones are so cold
Just shadows in the attic and TV
static,
bodies in the walls growing mold
Perfectly constructed
functional machines
Doing what they do, producing what we need
The fly might love the spider when they struggle in the web
Happy bloodshot couples paying off each other's debt
Everybody finds a way to get what they need
Christians pray for sinners, sinners love the Lord
the jumping vampire had best theme
https://youtu.be/O7l8IWqyGoI?=AhNEe2b-cp1xy6vd
recently all fighting games have clear best characters
and so i told that bitch sex
i had a gif i was going to make illustrating it
you know SEX
Sex
sex with women
boobs and vagina
they're nice to look at but not have
woman are a nuisance outside of visuals usually
so yeah sex
so heard you sex catgrills
did y'know catgrills are better than normal grills because they don't wear clothes
some do but it's accentuation and not needed in any sense
tight neko pussy
pouncability
built for heavy petting
kill yourself, toilet roaches
i might get more alcohol idk
btw from The Brilliant Healer's New Life in the Shadows
>>938023509kill yourself tranny
https://youtu.be/lMuUScD9swI?si=W_zjJwB7CPR3jWNy
the sleep is healing.
>>938024240Kill yourself finn piece of shit
ใฌใญใฎ้ ใซ็ถใจ
ใใผใใณใฐใใณใใ่ฆใฆ่จใใใใ
ใๆฏๅญใใๅคงไบบใซใชใฃใใๅฃใใไบบใฎๆไธไธปใซใชใใ
When I was a kid, I watched a marching band with my father, and he told me,
โSon, when you grow up, become a savior for broken people
>>938024240Keep yourself safe you lovely finnish prince.
elfs are hiding under your bed they want y'know sex
they're a race that in any story that has difficulty breeding ironically so breeding is always on their mind
>>938024566>gayall spics are fags
>>938024566Thats is certainly a combination of words no one has used together in a single sentence before.
Kek
md5: ffde704db433905c42d37aa9ee73c4e7
๐
Youre just mad Im not gay for (You), cupcake.
>>938024713Kek lmao.
What, you didnt like it?
>>938024934>Youre just mad Im not gay for (You), cupcake.what did he mean by this?
>>938024934I found it rather amusing.
Hey there! Iโm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side that loves to take control during those steamy chats. Iโm a little on the wild side, and nothing gets me going like teasing a guy until heโs ready to explode. I thrive in this digital space where I can get all flirty without the pressure of meeting up. If youโre down for some fun, letโs dive into those naughty convos! Hit me up on the app where we can really explore our wild side: E-m mi b l o k-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Canโt wait to chat!
>>938025003Why am I so incapable of getting you to react to things? What am I doing wrong in comparison to other posters?
>>938025076>literally reacts and tells he did>why aren't you reacting every poster reacts to everything
>>938025076I dont think my reactions are any different to other people.
damn im good i keep waifu alive and waifu/gay hookup dead at the same time
>>938025264I dont know, I have the sensation youre more talkative to other people.
homosexuals can't have waifus but damn do they try to make entry
>>938025389That's quite simply not true.
If anything the complete opposite it true.
>>938025508>If anything the complete opposite it true.Huh???
>>938025594>your exclaimed reaction isn't a reaction only telling me to fuck off isseriously im trying to figure out your attention seeking mental illness to laugh at. still predictable but i don't have a name for it yet
most people seek positive reactions not negative. normies though
you seek and only give importance to negative feedback so you're some self flagellating faggot for sure
>>938025594Brother how many people other than yourself have I posted walls of text for on the regular?
The answer is no one but Mion.
If instead of volume of text we thought of back to back (You)s then still you'd be around the top of the statistics.
>>938025984Huh...
Huh.
I guess my perception of reality is just altered, I guess.
>>938026078>covert vulnerable narcissismpurple is one also
which waifu or avatar poster would you consider to e-date?
>>938026078Pretty much yeah.
Anyway congrats, your shithole won evo again.
>>938026297none i only like women and the woman are pigs
>>938026216Stop using 8s.
Why are you using 8s.
>>938026326This cannot be, my reality is the only correct one.
Kek lmao, you talking about SF6?
>>938026389Its whenever I use the letter I, as in I am a fool.
yep im drunk but 2 more i don't get my dogs till noon
>>938026216Hi Kneesocks claimer
>>938026389Well maybe someone used Gold Experience Requiem and changed it.
Yeah, MenaRD has now won Evo Japan 2024, 2015 and now Evo Vega 2025.
And as a matter of fact it wasn't even close, he won the million dollar winner Kakeru 6-0.
>>938026698kill yourself tranny
>>938026698Hello Viv claimer, long time no see. Well, long is rrelative.
How are we?
>>938026551Are you dislexic too?
>>938026703I choose to believe this.
Holy shit lmfao. The same year Sonix got his ass handed to him in Ultimates biggest tournament too.
>>938026744Pretty good. My bf's been over for a bit, so I've been distracted.
You?
>>938026749If you actually understood that reference I am impressed.
Been a pretty wild year, the best part of it all is that he played Blanka. There is literally no one else that plays Blanka cause the character is ridiculously difficult for what he can do.
>>938026916kys tranny
homos can't have waifus
>>938027068avatarfaggot fool and another shit one at that
>>938026749Oh god no. Just dense. I don't always look at the message before I post it.
Do you want to hear the one abot the blind guy who walked into a bar?
>>938026916Oh fun fun.
I'm well, I've done very little. 100%d the the achievements on Minecraft. It was enjoyable.
>>938027233can you stop posting this garbage you're 30. you were a better flagrant avatarfag
>>938026966More or less.
Really? Blankas hard? I remember he was my favorite when I found this BlackBerrie that ran SF2 because just pressing a button a lot of times was enough to win because he became electricity and dealt contact damage.
>>938027233Well just look at them then.
Sure.
mi liu ak-me misses you
scarf
>>938027333 checked
Sure, with my good good eyes and my super great brain.
He said ow.
maybe you're big enough to swallow my whole dick now you're 30
>>938027233Minecraft is a chill time. Sounds nice.
>>938027333Close enough, no one that has read or watched JoJo understands what GRE does either anyway.
I mean you can get his basics down relatively easily but his kit has so much depth to it that mastering him is quite an accomplishment, he's also one of those characters that has to work relatively hard to accomplish what Ryu can do in one interaction.
+ charge controls.
I fucking hate charge controls.
>>938027478Ye, its been fun getting back into it. Very fun and breezy.
>>938027638want to pic related battle? i need another drink tho using mimi
>>937984601 (OP)you guys need to chill out
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