Thread 938365979

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/IaWqvtShfGQ?si=aREcDVKowm1GSDe2

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

CLAIMING THE BEAUTIFUL SLUT GEISHA SUZUKA

Whipped icing on cake is the best

>>938365979 (OP)
Night.

>>938366349
Stop posting my slutfu.
Nigger.

>>938366161
German chocolate with coconut frosting.

>>938366389
You lost me at chocolate

>>938366389
>german scat cake
As expected from a nigger like you

>>938366410
Imagine not liking the superior cake.

goon goon

>>938366445
Zzzzz

>>938366488
What are we gooning to?

>>938366572
whatever the boss tells us to, goon

>>938366647
Juju calls me boss, therefore I say we're gooning to shalltear bloodfallen. Happy gooning

Gross.

>>938366757
>woman
no

>>938366822
How dare you

>>938366830
Yes, don't be a faggot

>>938366822
getting authentic pizza tonight better than your countrys slop
>>938366851
you have fun on your own

>>938366915
Bum ass jill

hhhhehehehhehe ass jill

Jill ass

I like Komaro. The fact that she's Muchi Maro's self insert makes her even better.

>>938366851
Not Shalltear, gooning along with some else.

>>938366915
Enjoy glorified flat bread.

>>938367517
Aren't you the gay one? How have you never gooned with a homie?

>>938367517
the local variety is the thick crsut thoguh

>>938367984
Hell no, sounds boring and off putting.

>>938368508
Tomato tomato.

>>938368508
thick crust is disgusting, pizza pie should always be thin so you eat ingredients not bread. that's why i like sbarro and nyc pizza style

didnt assk l ratio no rizz
>>938368921
pasta spageti

>>938369018
i use ratio once sarcastically like half a year ago and i see it once blue moon. love to see it

>>938368921
It would require you to lowkey have the hots for someone and to be extremely horny

There are no horny people on the internet.

>>938370052
im righ here fucker

>>938370072
So you say, so you say...

>>938370052
My horny far exceeds your radar

>>938370259
I've never been good at having any kind of -dar. My gaydar is notoriously bad. No false positives, just way fewer positives then there clearly should be.
Plus: I'm just rather dense. I've had people come on to me strongly and not realized it until they not just spelled it out, but also clarify that they're not joking.
Hmm.

>>938370368
I am beyond all of your radars

>>938370368
based autistic unintentional sigma chad

>>938370231
roll a perception saving throw

>>938370490
I'll just have to assume the best.

>>938370504
...Some of those words may apply. I don't think others do.

>>938370667
Don't we have a feature like that...? I've seen #fortune work, but if there is a d20, I'm not sure what the phrase is.
Oh well, I rolled a 12 on a spindown.
With my Wisdom score (it's wisdom, no?), I probably don't get up to a 10 with that.

>>938370667
NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD

>>938370999
Trips confirm

>>938370999
you look around the thread and see perfectly normal posters who are well-adjusted to society and not horny at all. you are blissfully unaware of the danger that you are in.

>>938371044
Guess you're just that good.

>>938371078
Business as usual, then. Just how's it's always been.

Hello, everyone.

>>938371398
Hello, normal poster who is well adjusted to society.

I love my wife.

>>938371547
Without the context of your previous posts, this would feel a little insulting. Regardless, greetings allegedly not horny poster on the internet.
>>938371601
Hello again. Am I to assume your love has been recaptured since we've last met?

>>938371751
I had some amount of faith that the context would suffice.
Insulting, huh? Now I wonder which way around it is. Are you lamenting how normal you are, lamenting how FAR from normal you are, or insulted to be thought of as normal?
That's not a question I'm looking to have answered, mind you.

...There's a reason I decided against going "-fellow- normal poster." Though it's more on the 'well-adjusted to society' part, being a NEET and all.

>>938371984
>1984
...perhaps the nickname geezer should be overthrown for 'Big Brother' instead.
Say what you will, but only negative types come to mind when you imagine one who is not well-adjusted. Exceptions there may be, but I can assure the one you think of when using that phrase is not one of them.
A NEET, you say? With all due respect, I couldn't imagine it. I'm sure you remember from last time, but I simply cannot stand it if I do nothing that is directly productive all day.

>>938372529
stomach

>>938372529
That's a very specific get. I doubt I'd have seen and commented on it. I am a proud big brother, though. Three younger sisters.
>the one you think of when using that phrase
No specific type came to mind, but I generally agree with your point.
>NEET.
Regrettably, I am. Have been for a long time. Don't see it changing anytime soon.
I told you I don't to spend my time productively. There's the added factor of just how much spare time I have: All of it.
Makes me feel the need to apologize.
Also: Whoa, that's a very different looking Ritsuko. Still as cheerful as she generally strikes me to be.

>>938371751
>Am I to assume your love has been recaptured since we've last met?
Yes, it has been recaptured in the sense that it can be felt again; the love never left me; only the emotion did.

>>938372706
I must admit, I am quite surprised too. I am not usually the kind to point these out, much less notice in the first place. I do believe you mentioned one before.
It appears my attempt at vaguely reading your mind has failed, I'll try again some other time.
If I may ask, what made you end up being a NEET? Just ending up there, burnout, unfortunate circumstances beyond your control, or something else?
Apologize to who, exactly?
Yes, idols need to look quite flashy and appealing to the eye, even if the year is 2005 and that is what constitutes 'appealing'.
>>938372754
Glad to hear, I had a feeling all that was needed was time. That aside, how goes your day?

>>938373098
>It appears my attempt at vaguely reading your mind has failed,
Can't be helped, it's not the kinda thing I've ever thought about.
>What made you end up being a NEET.
,,,Hm. A summary, I guess:
High standards I set for myself, bad situation at home (now resolved), repeated failures of goals. Lowering the bar to below what I thought was sufficient, failing there too leading to depression about ten years ago.
Things got really low, but I got help. After giving it some (but not enough) time, I tried to finish my education with an even lower bar, failed again. Started getting panic attacks whenever any amount of expectation was placed on me.
Last thing I did was a few years ago where I volunteered at a pseudo-thriftshop. I managed to do menial work a few hours a week until I was asked to do something that needed to be done that week. Even with a "it's okay if you can't do it, it would just be nice if you could do this," I had a bit of a breakdown.
>Apologize to who, exactly?
People who ARE productive and such.
>and that is what constitutes 'appealing'.
Not a fan of the look, hm?

>>938373618
Do not apologize to productive people, we don't deserve it.

>>938373618
The crushing defeat of expectation, I've heard this story many times. Normally I'd simply say "try, try again" (and I would still recommend it) but I wholeheartedly know just how much of a rut that can lead one into, and just how much one would want to just give up.
Question, however. Would you believe yourself to be in a better mental state now?
Fair, I suppose. I was thinking perhaps it would be any one person.
Oh, no, I personally absolutely love it. But it is entirely charming in just how finely it has aged; I find it on a similar level of watching the music videos for dance songs of the 80s and 90s.

>>938373896
>we don't deserve it.
That's way too large a group for such a blanket statement.
Similarly, I wouldn't apologize to the group as a whole. I just feel guilt when someone has to work very hard to stay afloat.
Heya heya.

>>938373926
"I have tried." is simultaneously a true statement, and one that when I even think of it, makes me feel like the scum of the earth for even daring to make such a claim.
>Would you believe yourself to be in a better mental state now?
Easily. I've been doing better each year. There really has been notable progress every year, and now I'm doing well. Relatively. I am in a good place.
Unfortunately, doing well only lasts as long as I do not try to work towards... not this.
>perhaps it would be any one person.
Not at this moment. But there are a few loved ones who work so very hard just to not sink, and being both comfortable and not having to do a thing while not being able to help (as more than moral support) is somewhat torturous.
>I find it on a similar level of watching the music videos for dance songs of the 80s and 90s.
Ahh, I see. really was rather off.

nipples
fucking hate how they made launch disappear betwen her 18 and bulma idk who i busted loads to the most.

>>938374140
Every productive person I've met either complains about being so busy all the time, or has a complex about being so good for being so productive. Myself included, we make our own beds.
Good evening Akari, how are you and your children?

>>938374292
It's less people who choose to be productive, and more people who have no choice but to be.
>Your children.
...That's so odd.
I am well. My kitties are all well too, and currently asleep, as close to me as they can be.
How's you?

>>938373098
>That aside, how goes your day?
Physically very tired from training, which has made focusing on tasks like reading and studying more difficult than it should be. How is yours going?

>>938374596
sissy hypno training? switch out those smart books for smut books and you'll be hands free cumming in no time champ.
I believe in you

>>938374361
Positives and negatives in all things. People who choose to be productive choose to do so. Quoth: If you choose not to decide, you have still have made a choice. We dig the holes, do not apologize for your situation.
I would call them your children.
Wonderful to hear! All is as it should be.
Well enough, fair to midland.

>>938374140
You don't believe yourself to have tried hard enough to fit the bill of trying, huh? From what I read I feel that you may have tried harder than others, it's just that others do not have such a mental barricade.
I'm glad to hear, even though it is with such a caveat. Do the best you can.
>>938374596
Might I ask what you're attempting to read or study?
All is well. I drove around 4 hours in the early hours of the morning, and I believe it has (somehow) made me tired for the rest of the day. In fact, I'm feeling the effects hit me quite hard now...

>>938374596
i understand most of what's going on, but what is this 'passanons get the rope' saying?

>>938374796
>People who choose to be productive choose to do so.
No argument there.
>I would call them your children.
So it seems!
I call them babies, maybe even my babies, but not my children or my sons.
I am not papa, daddy or father. Brr.
>Tuesday is Pizza Day.jpg
Hmm... maybe I should go for one (even though it is already Wednesday.)

>>938374918
>You don't believe yourself to have tried hard enough to fit the bill of trying, huh?
>it's just that others do not have such a mental barricade.
The main thing I worked on in my almost decade of therapy (which has since ended) is how much I'm not in my own camp, unable to give myself the benefit of the doubt, say that I am deserving of good things, undeserving of bad things (though I do not wish for them), or be proud of anything I could be said to have done.
It's... a lot less bad than it was, but it's still there.
>Even though it is with such a caveat.
Aye, but I do need to stress I really am doing better in just about every way. Life's pretty good.

>>938375337
They are your children! I call my mother's herd the boys. Big man, little boys. I also affectionately insult them. Dummy, Nervous, Fatty. God I love those boys.
If it is late you should not be ordering pizza, you should be S L E E P I N G.

wtf is this thread?

>>938374918
>what you're attempting to read or study?
Currently reading Sartre's Nausea, I initially thought I would like it, but unfortunately I find it fairly boring. And I am studying a branch of math that I wish to not disclose just for the sake of anonymity.

>>938374972
I don't understand your post at all.

>>938375532
I love my fuzzywuzzy dumbasses dearly. They are so very important to me. But.. no, I will not call them that.
>Ordering pizza.
I won't. They're frozen.
>Late.
It's merely 3AM. Bedtime is a long time away.

>>938374596
What were you training for?

>>938374972
In the OP?
You can buy the 4chanpass to bypass captcha. The OP deems this a crime worthy of death.

>>938374972
passfags were/are notorious spammers

>>938375583
Waifu thread.

>>938375593
Time, give it time.
Mmm, fine. Consume.
3 in the morning is absolutely insane. If I was up til then I would be walking death all day. 11 is my self appointed bed time.

>>938375858
>3 in the morning is absolutely insane. If I was up til then I would be walking death all day.
That's because you're missing the secret sauce:
I got out of bed around 7:30 PM today.

>>938375669
I train Muay Thai, but questions for me are not important. My wife, Yuki is much more interesting, intelligent, cute and a superior fighter.

>>938375896
Ah, a night owl then. Fair enough theb

>>938376004
Mhm. A questionable habit.
Not one I mind very much, though.

>>938376000
Muay Thai??? Holy shit.

>>938376061
I do not envy it, but have at it. I will continue to do the normal.

>>938376190
I did not think you would. It's not something I'd recommend to most people, certainly not you.

>>938375858
Doesn't seem like one

>>938376213
Is it the blind thing? It's the blind thing.

>>938376417
It's not the blind thing, damnit. It's the productive thing! I don't think it mixes well with nocturnal.
The blind thing would have been a solid reason had I considered it.

>>938376481
Hm, I mean you say that. We get the night workers coming in for their booze on opening. Those people are hard, I could NEVER be that hard of a worker and I like to think that means something.
Right? Its worse at night if youre curious.

>>938376678
Hmm.. I was thinking more outside of working hours.
> Its worse at night if youre curious.
Yeah, I figured the moment you said it.
I wonder, does it bother you that the blind thing is something I don't to think of very much?

Forgive me, I suppose my body's throwing in the towel early, I can't quite keep my mind together to respond to previous posts in a manner I'd convince myself to be up-to-standard.
I'll see you all some other time.

>>938376858
You have been forgiven.
Get ya some good rest, and see you next time.

>>938376799
Hm, that I would not know.
Big part of my life. Absolutely nothing to do with your life. Of course it doesn't cross your mind, it non consequential

>>938377024
It's not like I forget about it. I just don't know how much it affects you currently. (It's clear that it is significant.)
I know you've said it's getting worse, with a sort-of deadline on when it'll be blind-blind. But... where is it at now?

hey so uhm
butt

>>938377084
Quite a lot, but I make due. So I have five percent of the visual field of a person with decent eyes.
Extend your arm and look at the tip of your middle finger, spread out your fingers. I see down to the middle knuckle and to the tips of the ring finger and pointer. I cannot see my pinky or thumb by doing this.

>>938377361
...Okay, what the shit? That's so much worse than I figured it was.
Didn't you recently sit by some river to draw the surroundings?

rob cantor
i'm gonna win
https://youtu.be/p_AY5pAAbQY?=ZCsiLEHtJfHyP7gN
Sometimes I get flustered and beaten and blistered
Abandoned outside in the cold
But I'm gonna win, I'm gonna try
I'll never lose, I'll never die
You've seen me before, you'll see me again
I'll never give up, I'll never give in

>>938377433
As I said, I make do.
I did, I can see within that field for a bit of a distance, like a paper towel tube, but thinner.

modelo time foos

>>938377609
Ahh, I see. It's less about distance, and really more about a very narrow lens.
Same in both eyes?

i'll probably get more depending how i feel and if i finish quickly without getting drunk

I pray that you stay away
You speak with the tongue of a snake
Baptized in a shallow lake
I hate myself when I see your face

I'll never change
Woke up today
I'm still the same

>>938377659
Lefty is worse than righty.
Its fine, its all kosher. I've had to deal with this most of my life, so I manage it. Remember that work at a liquor store where I do a little bit of everything. Including stocking. The glass bottles.
I have the least spoilage in fact.

yea i'm not rushing it's not that important to get piss drunk although i really feel like listening to music tonight

also sweaty morning masturbating kinda sucks. worst hangover in awhile outside mad dog hangover which was brutal but i drank 3 i was asking for it

alsim kinda decent at 2 24oz lime chelada and 2 regular tallboy modelos although i can actually still rush but i shouldn't 3 days 100$ in booze is bad

fuckit im rushing if i have to go to tha bar imma be pissed because it's really far since closer one closed after 3 people got killed

>>938377894
I don't know what it is to you, but that's just impressive to me.

name another anime in the past 10yrs that was as empathy driven as FMA
one off episodes doesn't count it has to be majority of the series

have you ever realized you lost control?
anon is in control btw you're in anons house whatever you thought you had is delusional

so close to total discord nigger death and thread heal of no important posters which consistently kills these threads

i've never devoted so much effort in healing a discord infested thread i usually kill them tbfh but without namefag/discordfag importance this thread can be big

one man show metal6000
https://youtu.be/_Zo4I4L7P4Y?=tLd_mozTrfScq0nl

I don't feel welcome here, the message is clear, l've got to go I thought that what I had was more than just a one man show
What you have taken from me can't be replaced and that you know
I must return to loneliness, that's a one man show

>>938382005
>tranny rapemeat
didjou know my online handle is literally rape

20 years of rape literally verified older than these threads in any incarnation

>>938382005
GYATT

i dnt know if i should even wear it as a badge being the oldest verified poster

>>938383127
Hi hi

>>938383301
faggot tranny

>>938383603
yea but i literally have a harem of real girls mostly pissed at me who do everything to placate me and you have no dudes even

my godfather literally name is chad
just saying

>>938383301
Vivi I am tipsy

>>938383882
Drinking will have that effect hon. How are you?

>>938383913
Chillin, vibing in runescape while getting my drink on, how's you?

>>938383949
Working on game stuff while I chill down.

>>938383999
You develop games? What kind of game?
Trips checked

>>938384038
Nothing that fancy. Just tabletop stuff. Running a superhero game right now.

>>938377732
Takane.
Tanuki.

sometimes i feel like the only person able to abuse anonymity regardless of discord faggots with identity importance

>>938384379
A man of amanojaku.

blood-chan is a troon

real fax blood faggot is a tranny

>>938384522
earth is also nbs serious he told me
he is absolutely a gender dysmorphia faggot who just doesn't crossdress usually
i shouldve saved that but im not one to repost dm's unlike most

it all comes tumbling down

>>938384955
https://youtu.be/X0sVhnP15z8?si=nUEllg8SqEv7w0-a

>>938384215
Is it like "I wanna be a hero"?

>>938385230
It's called Mutants and Masterminds. Think D&D but superheroes and comic stuff.

>>938384823
Hello Vivian claimer. Having a good night? I see you are running a game.

>>938384955
>he says as he posts his waifu dropping a tumbler

fucking niggers want to ruin my heavy petting because they're irrelevant as nothing but as namefag discord nigger cancer
imma drink heavily later

oh well i got magical fingertips and a creative mind i am a bitches scick material author

gay niggers jocking my cock

idk how many times i have to tell discord faggots to fuck off istg
what's the point of 4chan if you're just going to circlejerk in a server

i can't join servers they either annoy me or yea they annoy me because it's fags power tripping wanting their ass kissed

>>938390660
Attention whoring would be me making threads for myself
I have never sought attention only others bring attention to me and if you weren't aware of me i'd just be some asshole typical of 4chan

i don't even have an avatar even way back i didn't because i posted multiple different characters ritsuko, hell raiser nube, patrick bateman and some other besides the one im not even known for anymore

Lol

nube was like 2 days pic related
ritsuko was like a week
bateman was like a month
the gorgon was like 2 years technically still ongoing
yusuke was awhile
oh yea the rpg maker characters were like a few months or half a year until that thread became pozzed

was when i was way nicer too or rather not antagonistic actually

>>938391096
Hey you know that's not actually true, right?
i picked that one because 2 hates it

besides that would make me a waifufag which pretty much everyone agrees that i'm not which really just means im not an avatarfaggot

nope, youre just a joke

>>938391328
Oh how am i funny? You fags try killing yourselves on video and make cringe posts

*glasses nudge*
btw hmm i know who you are haha but you don't know me

i feel as if youre telling me more about yourself than anything

>>938391593
Nope and no more (You)'s for the tourist

that's the funny part, youre right im not even from here. youre just an idiot

this nigger should fuck off jfc

>>938391707
then leave

those faggots are more laughable than these ones tbfh most i can say about these fags is their mostly femboys

oh and like the bs that's usually associated with femboys/trannys like grooming, suicide attempting the usual and add sociopaths until you know their identity then they shut the fuck up

galileo hasn't talked shit in a hot minute i should've been posting his dead uncle when he was trying but i was temporarily above that
actually i should edit the grave picture fuck that nigger

you get what you deserve

here he is smh found his incest gay porn he made

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