Thread 941537195

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

>>941537195 (OP)
>>941537022
If you never talk to me with your gay circlejerk id still post or better if you all left and threads mysteriously were still around id still post
unfortunately i have no desire to continue them so if you didn't
>I'm telling you not to expect people you have antagonized in the past to acomodate you in the present, it's not a complex concept.

Get real. hypocrite

I give a grand total of zero (0) fucks about what you appreciate, m*rdred, I acted civil and non hostile and you attacked first, even going so far as to pretend all the other things you said before didnt affect me indirectly, now you pay the price, get lost.

>>941536814 [Neptune]
So its not a general character design trait everyone in GFL have?
>>941536880 [N]
Im just saying thats a weird way to phrase that.
>>941537017 [Kneesocks]
Include less people next time. Quality over quantity.

>neptune and the circlejerk
>i am trying to antagonize someone every time they post and even when they don't
>WHY ARENT THEY ACCOMMODATING
it's not a hard concept

>>941536880
What would N's fav breed be?
Cornboy...

shane pedo roden really does not like trying to explain this post smh

>>941537435
I don't even know who you are my man and it's been some 2 months since I posted here and it was about HG.. before that another month of no posting..
What in the u holy fuck are you on about?

>>941537435
You don't control anything retard just like everyone else you fucking faggot
chris chan tier artist lmao
going on adventures with other anime girls
god i cringe i did that 2x i must've lost my mind

>>941537435
Meh, backgrounds pretty quality and Im happy enough with it. Considering how little time I spent on it

I am claiming Serial Designation N from Murder Drones! I'd adore to give him a hug!
This place got lively recently, huh?
>>941537435
Well, I thought it was funny that that was the first thing you came here to say. Don't mind it; you probably have better things to worry about right now, yeah?
>>941537502
N's favorite dog breed is Golden Retrievers! Are you the same person I talked to a week ago? Uh, asking for a friend.
He has to eat all the corn.

>>941537521
mordred be dear who is neptune avoiding because i think it's same person trying to sour my mood towards everyone 24/7

>>941537630
Thats just the kind of stuff I say to my inner circle, it wouldnt be the most outlandish conversation opener I have used.
>>941537600
Yeah the backgrounds good, I have to give you the right on that.

>>941537435
Nope, other than AR squad, MDR is the first one to come to mind.
There are a few more but the ar siblings are the most iconic ones.

>You don't control anything
guy who describes himself when trying to criticize others

>>941537630
Yeah, we did mention N being a golden retriever.

>>941537766
Is there any lore reason for that or is just a design choice.

>>941537688
My dude, I just came back here out of boredom and you are the only sane person it seems. Everyone is out for a bitch fight.. as if I ever asked for internet drama. I just said Hi.
But that's why I often supported you. You are simple. You say what you want and what you hate..
So go shit in em some more. They need that, keeps em watered like plants.
I'll continue working my mailman job in confusion cause a person I don't know at all is upset with me.

LMAO

>>941537789
except im beyond control from anyone on 4chan this lack of control is a source of control
i can literally do anything

>>941537729
We take those.

Yeah, not worth it.
>>941537812
The artist just went with that theme in mind, they actually had intended for a sixth sister but apparently either got let go or quit and went to work for Arknights, it is commonly shared among fans that W from Arknights was meant to be that sixth doll.

>>941537729
Righto! I won't mention it again until you surprise me again.
>>941537797
Right! Didn't mean to imply anything.

>>941537835
i guess whatever don't blame you sticking to hg it's actually not bad there

>>941538065
Sure is chill.. got the paranoid anons talking shit but I haven't seen someone rant at me at random acting like I know the guy.. that takes some wild imagination.

>>941537983
Why her specifically?
>>941537941
Do you plan to do something like that again in the future.

>>941538165
Because he is credited for drawing her... and her design looks like it was made to be a doll.

>>941538165
I dunno. I had fun with it, maybe. I need another idea though. That and I do agree the characters are lacking, pry should have spent more time on that, but ya know

>>941538295
Really? Do characters from from GFL have distinctive characteristics that make you say that?

>>941538417
That I idea was just "characters on a medieval village", dude. The characters are lacking because there are too many of them and the drawing is too big, in smaller drawings they look ok.

>>941538522
Kinda defeats the point of the whole, try to include everyone thing I was trying to do.

>>941538603
Do you have an image like that meme of the girl blasting another girl with a tuba but with Kumiko.
>>941538682
I get that, Im just saying that you already did it once, I dont think its necesary for you to do it regularly, that drawing you posted with just 5 for example is good.

>>941538104
yea i sometimes post there and my old threads but rarely because im mostly in bad moods also avatars are bad for controversial people such as myself

>>941538603
Kumiweh.
>>941538459
We are walking in circles.

>>941538822
Fair enough.

>>941538815
You might not know Aris but he sometimes says wise shit.. like once.. someone asked him if he goes to X Y Z.. he said: "Nah, people post sad and depressing shit on there and I don't wanna hear any of that, fuck you and your depression, I wanna have a nice day".. so he only goes to places that make him happy, and any places that have negativity and sadness get the blocklist.
You should give it a try.. I often do.. it's really relaxing. Just close all that shit that has trash in it and only look at cool things you like and make you happy.
Then your bad moods won't haunt you as much.

>>941538802
Well yeah, it was for halloween. There was a reason, I will again if there is a reason. Its not like Im going to bang one of these out on the weekly.

>>941539034
What part of that drawing is halloween exactly?

>>941539156
Medieval times are prime Halloween material. Kings, queens, Serfs.
Medieval and fantasy in general is hand in hand for me. Aestetically that is

>>941539355
I guess? Id fault you but my collages stopped being typically halloween themed after the second one so...

>>941538802
I know the orignal it had Meiko Nakahara's Fantasy in the background but nah I've never seen one like that...
>>941538822
r wkh sholfdq, krz vprrwkob grwk lw fuhvw.

>>941538965
>>941538965
yea but i have an avatar addiction always have since im from avatar threads so kinda hard to move around since theres so many fbi anons who follow avatar posters. hell this thread likes involving itself in that one because 2 of the schizos i didn't know were schizo told me to come here which i would not have if i knew it was this clique heavy

>>941539508
Anything can be Halloween if you bullshit hard enough.

shit thread

>>941539662
Well if you can't help yourself and must post here, I can give you one single advice. Always remember what sop is. He barks a lot and hisses but all he does is use social reinforcement to make his shitpost stick cause we humans are coded to feel the need to belong so when a group attacks us we cower.. he isn't dangerous, he only barks. Best he does is call in Vixen to suck him off..
Don't take em too serious. Just remember they are just trying to be big e-bullies. We aren't robots so their strats can work if we forget ourselves but if you see through em and remember, your mood won't get ruined by em.
Then you tell em to eat a dat dick and continue on.

>>941539637
Is this a cipher or did you get a concussion against your keyboard.

Damn I really DID strike a nerve there.

>>941539919
Well you have been waring with him for.. 2 years now? Nobody ever gives him any advice so I might as well.

>>941539637
Is that a song from Kumikos anime?
>>941539836
Yeah, to be honest.
>>941539807
Oh really?

>>941539867
TIBERIVS CLAVDIVS CAESAR SAYS: yes
>>941540179
It's a Japanese pop song from 1982.

>>941540250
Old.

>>941540250
Something about seagulls crashing violently, surely.
>>941540022
You assume I care to begin with.

>>941539847
i already knew this they just haven't figured out demoralizing doesn't get to me and just makes me piss on people who have nothing to do with it because they take no accountability for trying to talk shit and i don't really mind making people here not like me because im not here for friends and just shit posting or as i said fun in my first post ever

>>941540179
Damn right it can.

>>941540528
Elaborate on why.

ilu

>>941540612
Good night.

>>941540400
Well you should. You aren't rocking the IQ of a nigger so you surely noticed I'm the only person he ever has normal conversations with.
And the reason he has those with me is cause I don't bitch at him nonstop, I treat him like a human.
Sure he lashes out and hisses but why would I care.. give him normal responses and he'll give em back.
.. better than turning him into a shitposting machine.
But mr. literal who over there decided to give me shit the second I arrived like he owns the joint so it's kinda hard coded into you all...
But what do I care. I only come here once a month.. u do whatever u think is right.

>>941540518
Well, friend.. I sadly can't change shit in here, I'm just an 8year old relic that sometimes comes by. You are sadly on your own. But you can always hang out on trash with me and the boys. You can even shit on the anons to really let loose.. they love a good challenge and are retarded as fuck.

Now excuse me, I got an HG game to play..

>>941540564
Thats hard to do without just giving straight example. The idea of Halloween is just dressing up in a costume more or less. And anything can be a costume, so anything can be Halloween

>>941540957
Hm, I guess youre right.

I sleep

>>941541208
Damn, early.
Good night.

Get em' anon

lol

>>941544955
Why the fuck did you do that.

>>941544977
did what?

>>941545007
Post and bump the thread.

>>941545178
felt like it

>>941545208
Dumbass.
Does Jashin have a signature weapon.

>>941545302
her chest

>>941545302
now you are the one bumping and posting
her tail is her weapon

>>941545476
I would sage but you would just bump it again.
Give me a non meme answer, this is serious.

imagine bumping threads

>>941545504
so what if it gets bumped
its not a meme she doesn't have a main weapon but she's used a few
but if you want to draw her with a weapon I'd say give her a ball and chain flail or a morning star

>>941545768
I just want this thread to die.
I will just skip that if she doesnt.
>>941545668
Sage.

>>941545806
thanks i am pretty wise

>>941545896
Give me a bit of your wisdom.

>>941545806
so you can bake the next one?
I just gave you a choice

>>941545991
increase fiber in your diet, most people get critically low amounts

>>941546072
Does oatmeal count for that.
>>941546071
No, I just want this one to die.
And I dont want extra work, if its not her signature/main and she uses it constantly I will just pass.

>>941546133
weirdo
fair

>>941546133
it's soluble fiber yeah

>>941546197
Thanks for your wisdom.

>>941546310
I've been trying to find a waifu for a long time. I've tried to make friends with a lot of girls but it never worked out. I'm tired of this life. I want a girl to love me unconditionally. I don't care what they look like.

>>941548168
Anon.....

>>941548226
Waifu: Rin
Husband: Yuugi

Rin: I'll protect you no matter what.
Yuugi: I'll protect you no matter what.


Rin: I'll protect you no matter what.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
....

yea

>Neptune the shed explora!

>heads to pops tool shed
>unscrews lucky lightbulb
>back pack backpack
>is this the lighter!
>come on vamanos i know we can do it if we got lighter fluid!
>*neptune takes the biggest breathtaking hit of fucking meth*
> Oh yea which gay nigger is gonna pound my ass in vrchat today!!

yea...

YEA!!!!!!!!

Yea

>>941554361
https://youtu.be/cA64x2PQTsU?si=NNYcPHa5nBHtACsY
Yea

>>941554432
Impeccable taste.
https://youtu.be/6RpchzmXMZU?si=gWDP3_4y-fV9IFYH

>>941554617
https://youtu.be/jZ4uSpoQ7LE?si=kqXhgE7I_ZPzB8j4

yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>941554961
https://youtu.be/GWkkoKGNt9I?si=97B23T2HDlPmxi5p

Yeaa
>>941555231
Have you listened to the viagra boys?

>>941555800
did you decide on more hardware

>>941555967
I'm pretty set on getting 5 microdermals along my collarbone, once I cool down on my hobbies a little.

>>941555800
I've heard a few of their songs, not for me but I see the appeal

>>941556172
aren't they prone to rejection on places with a lot of movement?

>>941556235
https://youtu.be/SdX_9vIuSG4?si=Qpr2fGnifACZfpFT

>>941556707
Probably, I see them often on cheekbones but I can feel some movement there.
I don't think my collarbone has ever moved, I could be wrong though.

>>941556900
move your shoulder in a circle
the skin and muscles all move, that's what i mean

>sleep for 9hrs
>still feel like a zombie
Lovely..

>>941559023
Gay boy, you seen the new fkn set? I thought Spiderman was bad but now we get ninja turtles.. fkn sucks man.

>>941559071
>I thought Spiderman was bad.
Correct, don't stop thinking tht.
>Ninja turtles.
I can't believe we're going back to the beloved plane of New York already. This time, the wonderful world of their sewers, wheeee.
Is Avatar looking any better?

>>941537195 (OP)
I've been trying to get over my crush on my mother, but I've been having trouble. I've tried to talk to her but she doesn't seem to like me. What can I do?

>>941559137
Nah, avatar has the bending abilities which are kinda cool but it still sucks. And guess what.. after the turtles we get The Hobbit.. cause we never hat lotr cards before.. and then after that.. guess whatn.. Marvel Super Heroes.. I'm gonna throw up. And you better believe we get more mavel secret lairs too.

>>941559190
Earthbending looks busted. Airbending looks interesting. Ambivalent about water. Rather dislike fire.
>Never had LotR before.
At least it was well received. Except that people hate what it did to Modern, as it was way too high power.
I don't really care about Secret Lairs. I just don't like that they're premium products. (standard/modern legal shit)

>>941559310
Everyone is shitting all over the turtle cards cause they are lazy garbage.. fkn 5 color keyword soup commander to slop all your turtle colors into.. that shit sucks.
You should care about secret lairs, they make new cards after all. Besides all my Mikus, Secret Lair often makes new cards that only exist there. Tho some get re-released in a later set under new name.

How did I manage to slip into my Yuri folder..

>>941559405
>they make new cards after all
Right. I guess the Sonic cards were new. As were the Walking Dead ones way back when.
I still do not care at all, though.

>>941559477
Guess I better slop up an all secret lair commander deck so you get to enjoy reading all my bullshit, heh.

>>941559512
your kind isnt welcome here go away
dont engage with filler posts

>>941560374
Suck my dick, bitch.

>>941556760
That is very nice.
https://youtu.be/7YRWzxYS_nM?si=hm7zAEebElI6reYp

>>941559023
Akari spotted.

>>941559512
I do not know what this means.

>>941562855
Ya sure did. Heyo.

>>941559023
Do you have a mad image of her you particularly like.

>>941563491
>>941563150
Maid, I meant maid.

>>941563491
>>941563511
Maid? No.
I guess she has an apron in a few, which is fine. She's wearing one in this one, which is a favorite, but it has nothing to do with the apron. Hell, I quite like the sweater.
She works as a hostess, but I definitely do not prefer that getup.

>>941563588
Ok.

>>941563732
These are maid-like, I suppose.
Would always like to see her in fun clothing. As long as Akari herself is authentically her.
What made (maid) ya ask?

>>941563814
Unfortunately for you, she is already done. I used what seems to be official art of her in a maid attire.
Because unfortunately for you, you gave me permission to desecrate your waifu by drawing her, and I wanted to see if that image that I have was the one you liked.

>>941563921
Well dang.
I don't think that's unfortunate at all.
I admit, I am quite curious now.

>>941563997
You will regret those words.
The eyes are the single most important of her design and that was the first thing I got rid of, I dont into anime eyes.
Well that and her ditto ass mouth but thats an easier concession to make.

>>941564145
Ooh, risky business. I always say I like Eyes and Mouths/smiles. Messing with those is a choice.
Do NOT mess with the perpetual blush... if ya can help it.

>>941564221
I warned you about my style bro I told you dog.
There is a high chance the drawing will just be flat colors so you better embrace for impact.

>>941564388
I'm not worried.
>embrace for impact.
I don't know if that's intentional. But I would embrace Akari.
Speaking off, I don't remember who you were talking to a while ago, but you told someone a while ago that when talking about me being potentially asexual, I went 'evasive.' Which I am now objecting to in a nonspecific way.

>>941564468
You should.
Nice save.
I barely remember something like that, I dont remember the you going evasive.

>>941564594
I see no reason to be.
At the very least, I'm appreciating the thought. I'm curious to see what you end up making, maybe especially because it isn't the usual look.
This piece is still really nice to me.

>>941564699
Why not.
I wonder where that poster is and hows he doing.
>Which I am now objecting to in a nonspecific way.
Are you going to elaborate on this or.

I'm here to post my wifely weath, Gaia chan.

>>941564846
Because I don't think the worst case scenario would be that bad, and I have some amount of faith that you're not causing a worst case scenario.
>Elaborate.
I had no real plans to do so, but let me try.
Hmm... I might not want to do anything with anyone physically right now, but I have a feeling that if the setting is intimate, I might want to.
And I do believe I'm attracted to women, at least.
I had a girl over a few times recently, and while I don't want anything with her specifically (girl got issues), there was a growing sense of both anticipation and 'maybe something like this could be nice'. Which is also where earlier mentioned sense that I might want more if the setting is right comes from.

Anzu, dipshit, if youre there come out and post your favorite maid image.

>>941565112
What if Im causing a worst case scenario. What would that scenario be.
So if you had Akari over it could happen.

>>941565227
>What would that scenario be.
I don't think you'd make something distasteful or upsetting. At worst, you'd make a rendition of Akari that I do not like. I'll survive.
>So if you had Akari over it could happen.
It could. It might. Who knows.
I'm not ruling it out. But I'm definitely aware that it'd be a lot slower to happen, if indeed at all.
Hugs and such are something that appeal to me a lot more. I might hope for that. I probably would.
Much more than that is a lot less appealing or interesting. I could personally do without, I am sure.

>>941565346
>I don't think you'd make something distasteful or upsetting.
I COULD do it though.
You dont think the time to sink for face in her chest and do [MOTORBOAT NOISES] would arrive? Cringe.

>>941565443
I'm sure you could. I don't think you would.
>[MOTORBOAT NOISES]
Lmao.
....makes me feel like I should shave first.

>>941565555
Oh really? Why.
In a scale from 1 to Gandalf how beard is your beard.

>>941565627
You don't have it out for me. And I can't think of another reason for you to do so.
>Gandalf.
Nothing close to that, lol. It's not long. It'd be a pretty decent beard if it was more neat. It's pretty beard, so a 6, maybe? It just really lacks length.
My hair's long though. Past my shoulders.

>>941565774
Interesting. Nice reasoning.
At least you have a beard, my "beard" is just ass hair plastered across my face, I sometimes think of just using laser to get rid of it permanently.
So Akari could braid your hair is what youre saying.

>>941565085
You proved you don't care about that shit yesterday the fuck is the point in continuing the charade

>>941565916
>Nice reasoning.
I really feel like it goes without saying, though.
>I sometimes think of just using laser to get rid of it permanently.
Dude same. Everything below the eyes. Just entire body. Thanks.
My hair is braidable, yes. She wouldn't be the first, since I have a very young sister.

>>941566226
Oh really?
My growth stopped after I was 15 so I barely have body hair, it doesnt really bother me. Besides armpits of course and as we said, beard.
Wow, your sister was lucky, having an IRL Barbie doll to play with.

>>941566085
Because I truly believe it. What's the point in continuing yours?

shanepedo...

>>941567182
I don't play a charade anymore and i am just an avatarfag

>>941567724
And what's the point in that?

>>941567802
Because the boards empty so why pretend to be anonymous while shitposting if everyone is going to dox you anyway 24/7

>>941567969
but anon, won't you please think of the RULES

>>941568016
I don't need to follow any rules lol

dead board dead thread ai wins flawless victory

that's why you got banned for post children and still won't post shizuru's dox right
lol

>>941566547
Yeah, of course. I feel that way about most people. Definitely most people here.
>growth stopped after I was 15
Mine hadn't even started then. I had my biggest growth spurt at 17.
>Barbie.
I realize I'm not quite a Ken, but come on.

Sorry for slow.

>>941568165
Esl
If i was banned how could i be posting?

>>941568221
You realize people dont need a reason to be dicks, right?
I curse microplastics and whatever the fuck they are putting in the water.
Im going to be real, I forgot Ken existed.
Not like I could have responded, the storm that was going on fried he internet for a bit.

>>941568854
Sure. But I don't think you'd mess with Akari. You like that I like her.
> I forgot Ken existed.
That's fair.
>Storm fried the internet.
Sounds fucked. Good luck.

lol

>>941568938
Fair.
List the hair styles that she did for you.
Half my house is flooded, this has been the worst storm season in years.

>>941568854
I also curse microplastics

>>941569936
Lets curse microplastics together bestie.

>>941569324
>List the hair styles that she did for you.
There aren't that many. It was just when I visited. She's 15 years younger.

>>941570840
Damn, shame.

Good, the microplastics have made you powerful. Let the microplastics flow through you.

Cringe.
Make the next thread.

Fine

>>941572382