/bant/ - International/Random

Should I start LARPing as trans if I have nothing to live for? Being able to force people to pretend I'm an anime girl under threat of imprisonment could be more fun than the nothing I have had going on.

>>23559661
idk how I should feel about that

>>23559653
yooo
>>23559659
hwat is a verse

>>23559657
i thought u were also a girl you type like one

>>23559630
rare aesthetic: bootleg weed-themed merch sold in foreign markets where it's just charmander with red eyes and dreadlocks and it says Tokémon or something

damn i wonder if it's possible to recreate such an artsy image like this one with bing, you probably need to be like an ai houdini to actually find the right combination of words to describe that because prompting just "hair is the same colour as background/hair blends in seamlessly with background"...

>>23559495
those look like palm trees and i don't think you can keep those as potted plants so yeah i guess i'm confusing it with something else
>>23559614
a weed themed sticker no less

I turned myself into a sticker, morty

>>23559475
dunno what you're on about
this is a totally original outfit with a totally random plant

i don't like time trapper being doomsday

that's lame

>>23559581
however eating grass and leaves is too easy and I'll keep that idea stored for a medieval fantasy.

So for now, for this modern setting, I'll keep the normal human diet.

I think modern setting may be a comfy middle ground where I don't have to commit to anything and I could set the kino world up where one minute I'm smashing cars and the next moment eating kino french fries at a diner

wait a minute...

doomsday gave supercucks nightmares and punched his way out of DC fantasyHell? Coolerino.

>>23559488
>hell hulk is heckin strong evendoe he's just going to get defeated by hellverine again

what's the point of creating a character that is such a weapon of mass destruction in the first place if he's just going to get the doomsday treatment?

>>23559631 (OP)
go to your promised land of israel and get the fuck off my board

>>23559588
Nothing, she ignored it completely which is probably the right thing to do

>>23559442
Not watching the stream. What was the reaction?

>>23559514
Just needs some magnum condoms and a wad of cash.

>>23559514
ya honestly it sounds like one of those streamstars fans who goes around going "PUNCHED LASAGNA PUSSY!!!!!"

>>23559477
I should have known it's a high level playa doing some skillful negging to trigger her attraction

>>23559564
you don't need to go there that early, that's a meme, i show up an hour before
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qGz39wxOpMU

>>23559517
yeah I'd buy it for that much too
in 4 hours

>>23559528
the collapse looks fine
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ME1T9ZvA3qw

>>23559386
t. duck
unlivable hovel, i'd buy it for 20k max
you fly now?

>>23559137
hul such a boring video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ij9h3Z-D6Yo
I go airport

>>23559609 (OP)
i rarely see text formatting more detestable than that

>>23559610
I'm pretty open about my sexual kinks which, for most people would probably be pretty embarrassing, why would I deny my jewish background if I had any? I am I think 1/32 Slovak

>>23559592
Idk just curious. You sure?

>>23556500 (OP)
Are you jewish?

>>23557210
I can only estimate based on when I started and about how many times a year I do it, but I'd say I've sucked 1000-1500 times and probably about 200 different cocks

Based on that, if the average semen volume per ejaculation is 3 ml, than we're talking 3-4.5 liters of com, woow. Of course ...

>>23557996 (OP)
it would be the same. get rid of frogs and cirnos then it will be good

>>23557996 (OP)
I like the /pol/ trash sometimes, it's funny seeing some deeply racist bullshit alongside a silly anime thread

>>23558007
Actually? It's your fault.
>>23558013
Heaven...

>>23557996 (OP)
It’s literally just /b/ without all the porn.

>>23558007
Projecting.

>>23559593
sounds fake in my opinion

>>23558944
very real it is the world's smallest deer

>>23558979
you are aislop

>>23558819
poo doo lol

>>23556531 (OP)
i see no flaws in this reasoning

>>23559574 (OP)
Your girlfriend.

>>23559574 (OP)
Parou-chan because I think it would make her an even bigger problematic slut which I find funny to imagine

>>23553540 (OP)
sex because if i could have sex with anyone why would i ever feel the need to kill?

>>23553540 (OP)
antichrist

>>23553540 (OP)
obviously kill

>>23553540 (OP)
being able to have sex with anyone I want implies being able to travel anywhere I want

>>23553549
>>23553554
if you just kill people, number 1 is still an option

you are a retarded useless nigger

>>23559208 (OP)
he shouldn't be doing that

They’re like snakes, always shifting,
And changing sides, changing opinions, anything really but it remains the same in essence

It’s like the fucking holocaust for me all the time, like it’s gotten really bad, but it’s just continually being swept under the rug. I don’t know what it is, it’s just profanely terrible. I feel like I’m being followed everywhere I go by some type of evil dark magic energy and mist, and it turns e...

I think I’m almost being sacrificed to moloch

And I also think at this point, what I’ve experienced defies categorizing, and I almost think it’s like their minions of hells army. It’s hard not to see them that way, I mean I just think we live in a really morally low time, but I think it’s almost b...

You don't have to pray for the end of the world in Jesus Christ. They say world without end @ mass all the time. Saint Faustina pray for us.

you can pray for anything

>>23557377
Forse è come l'episodio di American dad in cui Francine diventa complottista, per caso avrà detto una teoria del complotto che corrisponde a verità

>>23557337
Ricordo questa foto
>bandito dall'Inghilterra per via delle sue posizioni
Forte. Pensavo che solo lo prendevano come un lunatico

>forse aveva ragione sui rettiliani vista la reazione.
Chissà!

>Io vado a dormire, notte
Notte, sogni di oro

>>23557274
>Masha sarà la vera faccia della rivoluzione
Hahaha
>>23557281
Era stato bandito dall'Inghilterra per via delle sue posizioni, forse aveva ragione sui rettiliani vista la reazione.
Io vado a dormire, notte

>>23557214
Da molto tempo che non sentivo parlare di Icke. Non sapevo che è stato censurato

>>23557114
Vero lol. Mi fa ridere che il ladro è l'unico che accetta di andare con l'esercito

>>23557128
Masha sarà la vera faccia della rivoluzione

>>23555836 (OP)
An essential truth

>>23555859
Because these trannies want to molest minors. And what better choice than video games popular to kids?

>>23556139
>Those were dudes dressed up as women.
>And why were you at a Smash Melee
So they were trans

>>23555836 (OP)
didn't ask

yeah because all trans women are schizophrenic men that require treatment

>>23559522
I will post it again because I am not going to migrate this somewhere else now. And the outlet is attacked by screws (shock). Just sandwich cardboard between the external shell and the inner mechanism. Huge things I know.

>>23559478
i know how an outlet works and it looked pretty purposefully attached to me, not just hanging from the side with wires everywhere so you really did glue it on which is yeah maybe i'm being too harsh on you here but i swear to god if you post it again the reputational damages to your onlin...

>>23559462
It's a PID controller

>>23559392
You only say this because you got no clue how a basic daily amenity like an outlet works or looks from the inside else this wouldn't be some grand funny mystery to you

>>23559453
yet both are fine, actually

>>23556504
Eagle soars on high,
Amber waves beneath the sky,
Freedom’s flag flies by.

>>23553700
Stay frosty you sticky maple mad bastard

I wish that I was back in Texas
With mama and papa dear
But mamas gone and so is Papa
And the Lone Star State, is a long way from here

Have a good one Duckworth stay gold

Every night haunted and can't sleep
Thinking of the many tens of thousands of dollars ive lost
thinking about lost time
Lost opportunities
Lost love
Lost health
Lost is the word of the night
Lost in my own head
Fantasizing about acts of mass violence or rape and suicide by cop on repeat
Frantic ene...

>>23558329
bobos still owe us for the commercial real estate crash that never happened

>>23557217
I told the gypsy flags to just come to germany and live for free years ago but he wouldn't listen

Normally I dont like In-n-out but tonight they made me a 10/10 delicious double cheesburger. They have open window walls so you can see all the wagies working, flipping burgers and frycooking. It looked like they had their top tier employees going

>>23558329
easily
deflected by
nooticing
adams apple

>>23557759
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, give your doc a firm handshake, look him in the eye, and say you're better.

>>23557723
No op you do keep browsing and posting, imagine all the threads and video games you'll miss if you actually close the computer

>>23557847
that's true, but same can be said for any anon, brazilian or otherwise
some folks just don't click with us, unfortunately
but keep trying, you miss all the shots you don't take after all
i know i'm trying still, so...

>>23557746
anons come and go...

>>23557330 (OP)
My health took a turn for the worse, I'm only 31 and am bed ridden.

Post butthole retard....

how are you doing bulgogi?

>>23558284
people can see it coming from a mile away on an open hand unless you have liek two or more concealed triplets already, which is not too common

dama-ten pinfu with dora/tanyao solos

>>23557222
i get a nice sticker.
>>23557367
toitoi is everyones dream..

i forgor about sanshoku doukou,,

why even have extremely rare yaku that are worth almost nothing

>>23559112
Jin you retard jimmy has always been medicated even during season 2 every morning youd see him take his pills

>>23559452
>>23559458
you should mix the catgirl idea with a maid idea

youre the evil not her you and your people

>>23557546
>>23559259
>>23559354
thanks for niggerbumping

>>23559259
why wouldn't you it's fucking hot

>>23555231 (OP)
why does the american have this saved on his computer

>>23555231 (OP)
Damn that must smell horrendous, how does she sit in that without gagging?

>>23557140
>>23557243
>>23557308
thanks for niggerbumping

>>23557030
been through much worse than a few days of low vol correction

>>23557030
yuhhhhhhh

Everything feels so fucking grim right now

>>23556338
You got the gloryhole contract? I missed the bid I guess....

Congratulations

Not looking at the rest of the cirnocord necrobumps on this thread but this is the only cirno thread I like seeing necrobumped.

hah thats great, really wonderful.

>>23559048
>>I'm paranoid along with his family due to know how vengeful he is
What vengeful things has he done in the past

>>23559275
Hell is full of sperm. Your cronic masturbation is creating a link with the demonic world of hell.

We need to cut off your cock and balls to prevent demons entering our realm from the unholy connection you have created with your pp.

omen cursed my balls and now i can't goon properly without hearing the whispers of the damned the second i reach to touch my pecker

>>23555709
Ever since expiriencing erectile dysfunction I have been worrying about my performance in bed now that I have a working penis again. I don't want to bum out a potential mate with my story of ED but then again I don't want to give below standard sex to the next girl that decides to sleep w...

>>23543908 (OP)
Well... What can I say?

>My best friend go insane
>He escapes from the hospital
>I'm paranoid along with his family due to know how vengeful he is
>I'm currently with weapons and all the means necessary to face him of he dares to trespass
>I can't even sleep for this shit
>FANTASTIC.jpg
...

>>23559351
OP thinks having his sworn
enemy here documented
and classified is humorous..
It’s a joke.

>>23559351
SOMALI, Johnathon
Class B4 negro

As per nigclass.defence.gov listing

>>23559072 (OP)
>Class A1
I don't know what that means, how does Johnny Somali rank?

>>23559072 (OP)
You are 1 Basic Bitch.

>>23559213
as opposed to what?

Bring back dedicated broadband with a internet connection subscription.

i just wish i knew, man

>>23559161
i hope none of the "dickhead alien" theories are true
although "dickhead technocrat humans" isn't much better

>>23559114
Same. I think any aliens that came here just came to kill off anyone that made real breakthroughs in tech. All the wild abductions stories were just bullshit to throw us off

>>23555577
what was the throwback chat

>>23551253
Getting gooned changes a girl

>>23553517
sleep well

>>23559109
whose "they"? the church? the people the church chose to examine it? you think?
if you were the church and were a corrupt as fuck jewish institution where the jewish popes appoint the cardinals that select the next jewish pope, what would be in your best interest? telling the truth? i ref...

>>23559069
>imagine that, if instead of jesus, its just some random dead guy.
It still wouldn't explain HOW the Shroud was made, retard.
>picture a jew who sells relics to the church for a living, alone in a room with a cadaver and a poo rag
AGAIN, this has been debunked. They don't know how it was ...

>>23559039
imagine that, if instead of jesus, its just some random dead guy.
picture a jew who sells relics to the church for a living, alone in a room with a cadaver and a poo rag
he has a description of the shroud so he should know what hes aiming to create, but then he just tosses the description...

>>23559032
Explain what you mean?
If it was made with paint, or burned on, or whatever then it would be 100% debunked. Fucking retard.

>>23558782
>If they knew "how it was made" there would be no debate over it.

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>>23558117
:D that was you
i'll cherish that as well, ty anon

BRITANON DID SEE THE OSAKER ART LETS GO

>>23558049
Just summat I've noticed. It's a small amount of people, so I guess I shouldn't dwell on a few people having issues with my art, though.
>>23558052
I will soon, no worries!

>я пepeeхaл в дpyгyю cтpaнy
нy и пaшoл в пиздy тoгдa бeccoвecтный пpeдaтeль лeвaцкий aнтиpyccкий, ты зacлyжил вcю хyёвocть чтo бyдeт пpoиcхoдить в твoeй жизни, нaдo жe eщё coвecти хвaтилo пиcaть нa этoм языкe и пpocить y кoгo-тo чeгo-тo

>>23556495 (OP)
bumping a faggot thread

>>23558700
that guy is from /k/ though and he posts original videos of shit that happens in his cunt
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64308046/#64310348

>>23558685
>>23558690
back to your echo chambers on /pol/

>>23559119
>>23559120
princess and the frog
they might all be niggers but its good story

i love the representation of satoko of blond hair bratt
if blond hair brat say something you dont argue or do the opposite or else blond hair brat will make sure you will be in a world of trouble
thats why its best to just agree and not even attempting to go to st luica

>>23559115
probably
i guess it's a reference i don't understand?

>>23559143
Good luck i'm behind six proxies!

>>23559143
Great, another arc incoming. Can we have a little bit of peace please?

My father just passed away and I’m coming upon a handsome sum of liquidity

You have one last chance to shutdown this general permanently or I’m going to hire a private investigator to track every last one of you down

Neutral!? That man is clearly plotting to kill someone.

I'm a firm believer in Time Travel.

Another thing that always occurs with incredible luck is that I can accurately guess the time so that I can decide to wake up at that time and it's right on the clock

>>23559122 (OP)
>time travel whenever.jpg
kek'd

Black people look awesome in purple.

" AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!! "

>>23559014
Very based and that song is a banger!

>>23559088
I'll keep it in mind when I need some background music :)

>>23559014
Very based and that song is a banger! >>23559088
I'll keep it in mind when I need some background music :)

>>23558965
:D
yeah its long lole
i put it on in the background lately
>>23559014
based

>Camp Lo - Luchini AKA This Is It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAqy1i2hEA

I look like this IRL, btw.

>>23558890
It works! Holy hell 11 hours!