/bant/ - International/Random

>>23542724
Something about an evil plan thats totally legal

>>23542308
What's wrong with the trannies nose?
>>23542656
Fuck me, they didn't stuff those things with candy corn did they? Castratable offensive measures if so.

>>23542722
I kept telling him his namefagging was a bad idea and he just kept saying "treat me like im anon" while constantly trying to stick out. If only ellie didnt fuck jet he would still be around jeet and ell*e posting

imagine trangie with a qt 4.5 inch penis going to the high school halloween party in her little skirt and boys making out and fingering her as she blushes an makes her little moans

>>23542736
ah ty
wish i looked like that
FUCK

>>23542698
Yeah, wasn’t sure if crystal cafe was wordfiltered or not on here or not.

>>23542668
oh god
well ty...
what is CC? is that uhh crystal cafe?

>>23542598
Lurk X, TikTok and CC if you don’t believe me. loli and shota tagged stories and fan-fics written by female authors are also very popular on several litrotica type websites. Women are also less-likely to be convicted of sex offenses against minors due to social norms.
>However, convictio...

i have never noticed that

>>23542735
It's morning here and it's still dark and quiet. It's nice. Soon it's going to be winter which means I can start enjoying hot chocolate again. Which is one of the perks of it being stupidly cold.

>>23542726
yeees it's pretty decent
gotta be grateful for that

>>23542718
That doesn't sound bad.
Sounds pretty comfy.

>>23542667
>How are you
not bad
>What are you up to?
nothing good really
sitting here on this nice quiet night

>>23542699
It's okay feeling shitty is sometimes unavoidable. Just don't give up

I will be gooning to Bittys perfect ass and feet imagining that we are CNC'ing after some nice halloween drinks!

“enters grief” is an anagram of treefingers. The word “regret” can also be spelled using some of the letters of Treefingers.

>>23541445
Bitty is a menace! Yet so pretty at the same time!

>>23540269
H1B in your tracking token

>>23540269
LMAO, no.

>>23542603
That would be Menhera or yami kawaii (think Needy Streamer Overload) but it isn’t a common trope in anime and mostly restricted to webtoons, comics and games because mainstream media in Japan likes to pretend mental illness doesn’t exist.

wheres "bpd princess"

>>23540043
Muhammad (PBUH) moment.

>>23540061
The connoisseurs choice.

>>23540197
Average discord kitten award.

NATGAS AND OIL
NIGGERS AND JEWS
FAGGOTS AND TROONS
just in case
u forget

time 2 snooze
NIGGERSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
JEWSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

took a nap. alone on a friday night again :( that's alright. was fine with it for years, restless now though. will have a smoothie later, get to the gym. some big news from intc this week, they apparently poached a high level executive from tsmc and they're set to acquire an ai chip company, all of ...

+.18 today... disappointing numbers, and gotta pay that interest. gonna watch more 3 body problem, eat a burrito, probably nap. gonna go out tomorrow morning, get some tea and coffee cake. think it's important that crypto pumps this weekend, and optimistic it does. happy that no more gaps filled and...

it's a real youtube video btw...wtferino

I FUCKING LOVE SUCKING DOORKNOBS

>>23541763
yawn wokeup

not finished sleeping

more nap

>>23540851
LOOOOOOOL
I knew that, thus you're the retarded one

>>23540312 (OP)
What happened to lan Miles Cheong?

>>23542670 (OP)
From what I’ve seen on streams I’d have to say it looks diverse.

>>23542709
why do you blog?
why not just write in a journal or a notepad file?

>>23540174 (OP)
tiny white pecker cuckolds killbind irl every 5 minutes LOL

Tomorrow can be better

I have to believe this

I can be better

I will be better

I'm trying to find my way home
I'm sorry
And I miss you

https://youtu.be/CuqEpjcBfaU?si=Zak0TK5rdbWu4YzJ

When Irish's Kite String Pops it's time to take an Acid Bath.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvsMqIRG6E&pp=ygUSYWNpZCBiYXRoIHRoZSBibHVl

And I don't blame her for anything. This is all me.

Well that's how easy it is to fuck everything up, lads. I don't know how you could read this thread and your opinion of me not plummet further down than it may have already been. Use me as a cautionary tale, never debase yourself in such a public manner even if your self-loathing is overwhelming. Un...

She's so fine. Can't watch the stream without remembering her getting railed by that British nigga thoughever

>>23541604
Holy moly

i pumped for josie thru the whole stream today I'm so proud

>>23542681
you stay downstairs where you belong

theme of that bitch walking
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=xh6BtPs-KNk

>>23540115 (OP)
You don't look like that

>>23542330
just down the way a bit

>>23542186
>>23542298
i can get cheaper elsewhere

>>23542146
priceless

>>23542300
COME ONNNNN EILEEEEEN

It's 80s but it doesn't sound hairmetal

This is what I mean sort of by 80s sounds but this is not actually an 80s song it sounds so close I thought it was
https://youtu.be/y_gmCubUDaE?si=LyJLb5QfgXEq2tJ4

Ugh water wet, this is who are the big name acts currently? That's all he has to say. I guess, it's interesting to actually hear that from somebody as a first hand account, but it just seems obvious to me. Like number 1 first step of not being a shallow person.

But yet they just increasingly lower...

Of course blues is more acceptable, it would be of course.

I can just see that now, but it kind of irks me. It doesn't nearly cover it I think.

What restaurant is this? I'll stop in

>>23541658
lol you said balls!!!!!!!!!

>>23541577
Finnish meatballs. Uma delica.

>>23539275 (OP)
tasty time

Eat some foods, have some beers and watch some streams

>>23537705 (OP)
Lay in bed watch youtube and shit post

>>23537706
>Having fun is le humiliation ritual
Fag

>>23537705 (OP)
Evil witch rituals

Watching Halloween themed porn

>>23542587
there are glowies

>>23542567
It's okay because he's a really bad glowie anyway

>>23542537 (OP)
What is that l8ke $5 in real money?
I’d lend you that but I’m all outta cash in my purse.

>>23541310
>>23541793
>>23541900
how do i stop the popcorn kernels from sticking in between my teeth when i eat popcorn

>>23540844
>>23540870
>>23541310
This is how it should always be we should start an alliance

>>23541793
guess again

>>23540825 (OP)
it's ok not that bad

>>23542573
reminds me of those deleted reddit comments with 30 upvotes and 3 replies saying "Omg this worked perfectly ty so much"
>>23542574
oh shit

>>23542572
creatine makes me wake up to piss 50 times a night

>>23542566 (OP)
i used to have this issue for years and i even found a cure for it at one point. but I forgot how i made it go away

g'day
sorry, creatine can help with sleep deprivation

>>23540541 (OP)
How do you know they are not having dreams? Maybe they have dreams about chasing mice and eating cat treats.

>>23542412
>>23542414
>>23542416
All gay.

>>23542426
I’ll take that as a compliment my dad is a good dresser.

>>23542394
No they dress like your dad
>>23542416
Based

dunno why rich people don't, though
gotta keep up the illusion that aristocracy & caste systems were done away with in favor of democracy & meritocracy, i guess
i don't know
>>23542394
lole

>>23541339
what movie?

>>23540889
movie now

>>23542268 (OP)
This is a schizoposter free thread btw.

>>23542519
Take it easy man

>>23542502
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger. Get a life.

Hurry Binx!

Stream!!!

Edited a song to be played tomorrow in our match against /jp/, I hope everyone likes it. Good night /bant/, see you later.

>>23541752
it's off!

/int/ vs /wg/ starting now btw if that matters, I will post tomorrow a bit before /bant/ plays

>>23537390
had to go to the archive to get the link but thank you! https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23516685/#q23537390

>>23542497
>just dont use gender as a scapegoat to make excuses about why you think your life sucks or whatever.
i don't
>if your life sucks as a dude it would be a million times worse if you were born a girl.
i don't think that's true either
it's probably slightly better to be a dude
neither positi...

>>23542497
>dominant
i meant masculine*

>>23542477
>>23542480
>>23542484
just dont use gender as a scapegoat to make excuses about why you think your life sucks or whatever. if your life sucks as a dude it would be a million times worse if you were born a girl.
>>23542490
youre just more traditionally dominant thats why youre posting on 4...

>>23542490
>IDK that seems kinda outdated at least in the US.
it seemed to be the case at my school in 2018, but that was in a 20k population southern town, so idk

>>23542359
>if they hit on guys they have to deal with the humiliation of being labeled a whore by everyone and getting rejected, and women aren't supposed to make the first move so it's even worse for them
IDK that seems kinda outdated at least in the US. My first boyfriend I literally just asked i...

>>23542429
Stfu canadian

>>23542407
Oooh oooh eee aaa calm down air monkey

>>23540403 (OP)
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR REDDIT CHALLENGES FAGGOT
LET ME JERK OFF TO RULE 34 IN PEACE

>>23540404
Still look like a guy and always will.

>>23540450
Kind of strange you want other anonymous men to jerk off. Faggot

>>23541401 (OP)

One of These Nights is millions of times better.

>>23541569
>niggest
lol

>>23541569
>welcome to 1975
I wish

welcome to 1975.

It's weird. In 1975, no one could tell you what the niggest hit of 1925 was. Everyone today can tell what the biggest hits were fifty years ago.

>>23541401 (OP)
Is there a Miku version

>>23542104
He's gay as fuck

>>23542192
i remember that

>>23541917
>uncircumcised

>>23542065
Homosexuality is pretty much forced on everyone everywhere these days, it doesn't matter how right wing you are, there will be gayness. 4chan is no different, greg naturally has to try and make people here question their sexuality
Because obviously all nazis and right wingers are repres...

>>23542131
Sorry I have a moid humiliation fetish and I was high on amphetamine and pentobarbital, I’m not normally like that, I think.

>>23542131
it's so over

>>23542027 (OP)
Purple lasagna

>>23542100
if you were just stretching your leg and it was accidental why did you have to say "take that you incel chudcel freak" in front of the whole class after i tripped athena

>>23542027 (OP)
Hi, I’m the feminist girlboss yasqueen who debunked all your talking points in front of your chud buddies without even looking up from her phone. I apologize for not making eye contact with you at that moment I was engrossed watching season 3 of Friends on my phone. Please forgive my auti...

>>23541127 (OP)
Crab legs
have something
called beta methylamino L alanine,
which kills so many brain cells
that you end up with dementia
because the brain needs only its chiral
counterpart beta methylamino R alanine,
but it tries to use it anyway
fucking every part of your brain up in the process.

>>23541127 (OP)
Uncle Steve, as usual

>>23541431 (OP)
Not too often. I used to want to OD on heroin.

>>23541431 (OP)
i self medicate with estrogen and now i feel like getting up in the morning

technocrats fucking won

>>23541431 (OP)
Already at that point, what’s next?
*90s sitcom studio laugh-track.wav*

>>23542013
to an extent yeah
when i was younger i always wondered why so many seemingly normal adults would drink profusely on weekends, even alone
>>23541873
this though

>>23542001 (OP)
Well you are a heterosexual so don’t bother rating other men. Who cares what you think? Only the ladies opinions matter.

>>23542031
No. They like White men specifically and hate browns and blacks.

i always rewatch the frank yang training montages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGpbHEyEVk

I don't think it's "white men" they like. They just like anything that's a step up from what's already there. A lot of them will talk about white men when referring to foreigners because that's usually what their foreigners are

>>23542398
It's frustrating how many lies I'm surrounded with. The established stories you speak of are fabrications. I've been whitewashed from the conversation. Additionally, a lot of the people I used to talk to have died.... like Stan Lee, Kurt Vonnegut, Prince, Michael Jackson, Eddie Van Halen....

>>23542364
Danny it's a very common phenomenon for schizophrenics to think they had a hand in things they didn't. I'm not saying you haven't done some great things in your life but some of the stuff you claimed you started have very well known origin stories. Again that's not taking away from your a...

>>23539609
What's worse though, is that the voices I hear lately, if I'm engaging with them, they've been saying that the guy who I did the podcast with has stolen my online identity, & the voices won't admit that it's mine.

I used to use the name Oozabooman for a lot of stuff, but after discoverin...

>>23541973
>>23541975
>>23541982
Not all boards support flavour text

>!dear god pls work, i only learned how to do this on cripplechan i swear im not a newfag

>>23539796
This ^. It’s all a net positive. Honestly 2001 before 911 was the peak. You had GameCube and Xbox levels of tech. That’s all humanity needs to be complete.

Modern era is the era of forced isolation and glorification of loserdom. I wasn't really conscious in the 90s but the 2000s were much more lonely than the modern era. I had friends who something changed and you just had no way of following up with them. Its like they disappeared. MySpace wasn't real...

I know one thing: before the era of high-speed internet flat rates (for me, that started around 2004), life was much more boring. You oooften just didn’t know what to do. Then later smartphones came along and pretty much eliminated boredom outside the house, too. And that really makes an incredible ...

>>23541930
The part where you ignore his thesis and talk about random old man shit.

>>23535612 (OP)
If you assume that everything was better when you were younger, and that the world went straight to hell in 2001, then it's a valid belief.

>>23542199 (OP)
Breasts, but it's okay if a girl has no booba.
No ass on the other hand is straight up spooky.
That Ripley underwear image is the stuff of nightmares.

>>23542281
Yes but it's only Kim

>>23542224
It makes sense: if you have huge knockers then every goddamn simp on the face of the planet will do literally everything for you and supply you with as much stuff as they can afford. Depending on how many men she has orbiting, a titcow can acquire multiple times over the combined wealth o...

>>23542201
Pornhub has census data on North Korea?

>>23542199 (OP)
>>23542200
Women with large breast are all above average in being dumb as fuck. Regular chicks are stupid but tit cows are lucky breathing isn’t manual.

>>23541118 (OP)

You're a tealess male?

>>23542372
pretty cool

>>23540579 (OP)

Fuck you up the ass because I draw better than that.

>>23540694
you are giving sharty and soupy at the same time

>>23540614
I don't know who you are or even the slightest thing about you. It doesn't work like that. You are giving me a somewhat yucky vibe though.

>>23541713
>The tops bully bottoms not get bullied by other grown ass men.
his actions and refusal to apologize have bitten his ass, trust me

>>23541335
You're a fake top no better than a bottom claiming you were tricked and letting another man act like this to you. Shameful behavior. I bet you'll make excuses for why you didn't fight him like a real man. The tops bully bottoms not get bullied by other grown ass men.

>>23541582
>It's wrong even dough she has had a """headache""" and not been in the mood for sex for 5 years

>>23542248
I didn´t say it´s better, I´ve meant it idiotic to be angry by nazi costumes and do like serial killers costumes. Do you think serial killers are better people? They are mostly psychopats that would kill anybody

>>23542313
completely agree, was just curious on what people thought about that

>>23542269
i dont really care about what people dress up like and i never said anything about what that particular nazi guy should or shouldnt be allowed to do, first of all he's probably either just looking for attention or he's some 4chan kid who doesnt really understand what he believes in anyway...

>>23542248
Do you think people shouldn't be allowed to dress up as them? You should be able to dress up as whatever you want. You should be able to insult and make fun of whoever you want for what they dressed up as. You shouldn't be able to hit them for it (unless you're ready to face the legal rep...

>>23542156
i dont think you understand the implications or the scale of these things.

Alright, on with the show.
I’m bout to run Atlas Rise
through my headphone
amp. It’s goanna rock my
face. In the studio with
Metallica!

I found this a little interesting.
Im not saying. Im just saying.
They were also well organized
equipped and charitable. They
did a lot of good for their
communities

>>23541552
This could've been me. Thank goodness I had good parents, who disregarded the labcoats.

pumpkin hill is over

>>23541700
I saw the dino

>>23540882
That's me. I was told I was yucky, so I bailed.

>>23539434
oh shit
good evening good evening
my alarm went off at 9 AM, but i slept for 5 more hours :/
so i suppose i did sleep well...

I'm banning pasta. I ate half a pound today.

>>23541195
>lulz comp
oof, that takes me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

>>23542072
the wizard?

>>23542172
I just found out that Agiri's voice actress was arrested for drug possession lol

>>23542153
Sex with fraudulent ninjas

>>23540691 (OP)
Based.
>>23542072
Shana is so cute

google show me this guys >>23542190 balls please

>>23542081
pranked lol

>>23542301
I have certainly considered donating blood and semen before.However , now that I am actually having to realize reality , perhaps that is something I should really , really look into

Can you imagine getting a blood donation from Sam Hyde?Or a semen injection from sam hide

>>23542284
You should try to donate your cryo-seed desu
Dyke couples across the world should bear your DNA

I love being drunk. And I love Angie! Being drunk with Angie now that sounds nice