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>>21433147
>Go to Turkish restaurant in my city
>Get a choice between rice, baked potato and bread with your meal
>Ask bread
>Get rice and baked potato anyway

Why are they like this? Why do they give you a mountain of food?

>>21433156
the spinach ruined it

>>21433202
I hate him so much

>>21433202
What ever happened to him? I haven't seen anything new about him in at least a year or two

>>21433268
is this ai

ayo senpai u want sum diabeetus? i gotchu i gotchu

>>21433203
>eeewwww spinach gross
Manchild detected

>>21433203
Then just eat your tendies

>>21433268
Even if not, they have to know they’re only getting black customers from now on.

>>21433340
thats not beetus, thats like 200% of daily recommended intake of salt

>>21433156
Looks amazing, would changing the shrimp for cubed meat or chicken ruin it? I love shrimp but my gf is allergic

>>21433471
that'd be fine unless it's tough meat that needs to cook longer

>>21433340
I think I'm going to try to make one of these one day

>>21433147
Small amount of food for the average sheik I'd say

>>21433680
You can tell the people who do this are retarded because they’re using funsized bags of m&ms instead of getting it in bulk

>>21433476
god i love that bitch amy. she makes some damn good cookin

>>21433218
kinda gay desu

>>21433290
Yep.

>>21433149
What, that's not iskembe
Iskembe is a tripe soup not some weird skull thing

>>21433684
>>21433680
A lot of times, these ice cream shops are run by extremely neurotic empty-nester women who have a very particular way they want to do things, and it doesn't matter if it's completely impractical and stupid (food stuck to the outside of a disposable plastic cup) or needlessly labor-intensive and expensive like the fun size M&M bags.

>>21433149
Hundreds of dollars worth of cookware here.

>inb4 the thread devolves into whoreposting

>>21433288
The hype died down, his restaurants are closing down and the internet did a complete 180 and now consider him a piece of shit.

>>21433840
she has big boobs

>>21433841
yes she does son, yes she does

>>21433820
Those headbands are supposed to help stop the hair from entering the food, right? Aren't they kind of worthless when they're worn like that?

>>21433840
why do fat white ladies think people want to watch videos of them jiggling about?

>>21433146 (OP)

>>21433311
>your mom at the cum drinking Olympics

>>21433885
"husband"

>>21433844
oh, boy....

>>21433885
this is a blue board jfc

>>21433680
you don't need that many fucking cups
i did a rough count and it's 2,288 cups
is this all they fucking sell? with these nightmare prep times you're not selling that many in a day. you'd need the foot traffic of at least two disney worlds

>>21433779
they confused it with kelle, presumably

>>21433820
id let her beat me to death

>>21433311
>GOMAD
/fit/ here, is she single?

>>21433288
The impressionable idiots who were actually impressed by his show decided to save whatever money they have left.

>>21433840
beautiful hangers

>>21433856
Many of them learned that a bulging ass and a muffin top spilling out of a tight pair of mom jeans is something people will pay to see. They don't even have to get naked.

25+ years ago yeah, they'd pop diet pills, do weight watchers, or go to Jenny Craig. Fun fact: the Jenny Craig brand is now owned by nestle.

>>21433796
Yes. And?

>>21433192
Rice, potato and bread are cheap and giving extra to people makes them happy, some ethnic places are extremely generous, I went to an Arab place and asked about the hot sauce and ended up getting two extra dipping sauces plus extra meat for free after the owner told me about how they make the sauce

>>21434684
To have the energy to go out and conquer, probably. Save it in your fridge or something.

>>21433311
>me trying to prove to /pol/ how white i am

>>21433203
What a little pussy

>>21433840
Link to OF?

>>21433885
First thing I did when I was born a man was to take my shirt off and I haven't put it back since

>>21433639
I can't tell what's worse, his morbid obesity or his hair

>>21433840
I'll eat the entire bottle of garlic salt for a chance to squeeze that booba

>>21433820
I want a white girl with the ass of a black woman and the personality of a Chinese one

>>21433146 (OP)
that's a lot of nuts!

>>21433885
Nice tattoos

>>21435630
>personality of a Chinese one
You want a woman who lies constantly, bitches relentlessly, can’t cook, and will probably murder you over some made up bullshit?

>>21433311
why was she drinking out of the jug then proceed to drink from the glasses? is she actually pretending that she finished the whole thing?

>>21433192
It's called hospitality. As a host you give what you can spare to your visitors.

>>21435670
How is he doing that

>>21433192
>NOOOO HOW DARE I BE GIVEN EXTRA FOOD I DIDN’T ASK FOR
legitimately what is wrong with you?

>>21433840

>>21434666
Not Iskembe, can't use a knife properly, can't even slice an onion. There's a cow upstream pissing in your cute little river. Enjoy your E.Coli, faggot.

>>21433471
No, you'll get a better results. Your meat has to cook way longer though. Proper young spinach only needs 3 minutes.

>>21433268
zesty

>>21433340
I have seen another one of his vids where he makes candy stripes out of nondairy creamer, kool aid packets and jolly ranchers.

>>21435670
It's actually less gross in reverse.

>>21436070
no......... this cant be..

>>21436070
What is the king having for lunch?

>>21436085
Don't worry bro, he'll be right back, he's just popping down to the convenience store for a quick bite

>>21436136
Egg salad

>>21435630
The webm is of a Japanese college student.

>>21435736
He's got issues. Eating to the point of vomiting or getting close to it is not fun. A more sensible gourmand would leave some room for something else.

>>21433268
Black are disgusting, they should be grinded and turned into pepperoni

>>21435667
Not the high income ones, I mean the ones who grew up in a small house in a family of 20 people and would get mad at me for throwing away a flour bag that still had a little flour left

>>21433680
imagine being this retarded, are they asians?

>>21436853
>shitty job
>:(
>shitty job done by japanese girl
>:O

>>21433340
Look I know it's prison and you'll do anything to escape the normal rations but jesus christ

>>21433311
americans are disgusting

>>21437029
What?

>>21433313
how is this any different to any generic fast food slop?

>>21437057
Would not eat. Delete this trash
>>21437051
Would eat. Do not delete this trash

>>21433202
This dude gently lowers his meat into your girls mouth right in front of you what do?

>>21437131
Nothing
Its just entertainment like when the oompa loompas do a little dance or the munchkins sing a song

>>21437055
It's made out of actual food and not ultra-processed garbage.
How is this anything like "generic fast food slop"? Seriously what are the similarities in your mind?

>>21433471
Of course not
You just need a different cook time
All of those ingredients would taste just fine with land-meat or air-meat instead

>>21437051
It takes near-zero effort to plate the chips like a civilized human being and have the exact same taste with less of the trashiness and retardation

>>21437047
Brilliant, they found a way to ruin both beer and ramen at the same time

>>21433313
as far as indian streetfood goes this actually looks decent

>>21437057
>bread instantly crumbles when the knife touches it
Yeah that thing looks like an absolute mess to eat

>>21433311
That makes her very attractive for some reason.

>>21433463
Having too much salt isn't an issue if you're not fat. You just piss it out.

>>21437053
Gay

>>21433340
>Hey bunky I'm make a fully operational 1973 Ford pinto, you want in?

>>21437546
you piss out a lot of things that can still harm you if overconsumed.

>>21437499
it's zucchini "bread" (cake) or something like that.

>>21437131
My gf would never let a hairty sweaty turk touch her food.

>>21437626
Why do they always have to topple things over and run to the other side of the room like that

>>21437626
This actually made me lol and I will think about this the next time I drink cocoNUT

>>21435670
rip

>>21433203
>tomato, spinach, orange sauce
Its not 'tuscan' without the green component in it

>>21433268
Zesty

>>21433147
Can I have some mush with my mush?

>>21433311
Do women lactate more, the more milk they drink themselves?

>>21433820
I want to steal her to be my wife.

>>21433149
Yo this is fuckin nasty right here
Why is he sitting in a creek to eat this mess

>>21433313
This is pretty good for jeetfood
Not a fly in sight and proper use of cooking utensils

>>21433639
What's up with Baron Harokkonen over here

>>21433844
You vill eat ze hair

>>21433340
The most raped man I've ever seen

>>21436145
But is the bite seared?

>>21433268
what an annoying video. seems like were told not to do anything in fear they might steal his spotlight

>>21435738
why are you projecting anger onto that anon's post?

>>21438509
do you think he cooks you a cheezey manweezy after you raped him for several hours?

>>21433290
this post kind of makes me want to post that ai video of the car food reviewer's head exploding into a spikey coconut full of entrails but i'm afraid i would catch a ban by posting it because of how grotesque it is

>>21433311
ah, a woman after my own heart!

>>21438553

As much as I despise watching videos of people eating, they really put it away

>>21437626
>Hood research department.mp4

>>21438138

That son of a bitch better be paying to get my shirt clean

>>21438571

>>21438571

>>21438612
in the future people should start generating videos like this that look like a normal video for the first 10 minutes then slowly devolve into ai nightmares

>>21437057
Not gonna lie, they had me right up until what I assume is peanut butter. What is it with foodie places just drowning everything in sauces to the point you can't taste anything else?
>>21438138
This is somehow worse than the webm of a place pouring melted cheese all over an otherwise serviceable burger. Same question as before, for what purpose?

>>21438669
>Not gonna lie, they had me right up until what I assume is peanut butter.
peanut butter on a burger is insanely underrated, i usually take some and mix it with al little soy sauce and use pepper jelly to make a pb n j burger.

>>21437057
This video is incredibly AI coded, amazingly so. I’m impressed by how fake everything about it looks.

>>21437550
where is the video of them eating this?

>>21438682
I'd try it if it was spread on the buns/bread, not hosed on like they're icing a cake.

>>21438705
oh yeah definitely thats how i do it, peanut butter top but and a little smear of the jelly mixed in. my go to burger is pb and pepper jelly top bun, butter lettuce/romaine, caramelized onion, pepper jack and gorgonzola, burger, and kewpie bottom bun.

>>21438687
The video is like 5 years old

>>21433476
Food packing machinery is so cool.
I love going to pack expo.

>>21438717
Yes and?

>>21433149
my face hurts

>>21435670
jon taffer if he was born 40 years later

>>21437047
>Bro, what if we made drunken noodles...alcoholic?

>>21438575
out of all the things they ate, the burger seems unappealing to me but maybe because i don't like tomatoes specially that raw

>>21438918
i love how yellow the fat is
that was one healthy, happy animal

>>21438687
>coded

Your post is faggot coded.

>>21438831
Pretty sure advertisers aren't allowed to use fake food items anymore. They can still use hidden structures like the cup and cardboard to prop stuff up to look more appealing but shaving foam or motor oil are a no go.

>>21436070
But how did he get out?

>>21433147
you faggots are acting like the average /ck/fag wouldn't demolish this
this is and has always been a fat fuck board

>>21438991
Yes and?

>>21439142

>>21438575
Not included in the video is them walking to the toilet to vomit everything they just ate.

>>21433149
Im pretty fascinated by arab pressure cookers, apparently they're mostly made out of old bombs and car engines so I'd never actually eat from one

>>21436998
Worse. They're american

>>21437047
Why did the put foam in quotes. It's real foam.

>>21439412
it's not real beer foam

>>21439429
But it is some kind of foam.

>>21436070

>>21439432
but in the context of it looking like beer it's not real beer foam

>>21433147
ngl this looks ace, im full sloppilled now

>>21433147
they didnt preheat the tray so all that shit is ice cold by the time you start eating it.

>>21433149
that spoon is retarded

>>21433311
nice to see sam seder transitioned

>>21439696
Most things on there is supposed to be eaten cold though

>>21433340
i think i hespec this man more than gordon ramsay

>>21433639
looks like wubby lost some weight.

>>21438972
Yellow fat is rancid

>>21439733
It can be, or it can mean it has more vitamin A.

>>21439749
Oh yeah beta carotene, that's easy to fake with marigold pellets in the feed.

>>21433146 (OP)
is it finally socially acceptable to make hitler toasts for christmas now that everybody dislikes israel? i've been waiting for decades

>>21439228

Binge and purge is how I maintain control over my life

>>21437626
this is what ancient Greek philosophy was like

>>21439228
no it's obviously the bloom supergreens letting them eat that much and stay thin you should buy it

>>21433680
Why are Americans obsessed with sticking shit onto the sides of cups?

>>21438918
God I hate these fucking foodie vloggers

Its so cute how third worlders cant stop thinking about America for even a single moment

>>21434684
actually theyre wasting money because many people dont eat the extra they didnt ask for. lol i bet many places just pass the untouched (or partially eaten even) extra sides to other customers

>>21436874
all of them are taught by their mothers to find some western guy to divorce scam them

>>21439900
Wtf is this? It looks so gross
>>21440272
>foodie vloggers
Even most travel bloggers really. They ruin everything.

>>21440422
It's a camel hump so basically a big lump of fat

>>21440449
I like fat in my steak but this is just vile to look at. I wonder what it tastes like. I know lamb fat tastes really fucking bad to me for some reason.

>>21440464
Yeah it looks pretty gross, I think they mix it in with the shredded camel meat and then cook it abit more to render it into the leaner meat

>>21438831
wtf is in that fake american beer shit that it doesn't foam at all??

>>21440507
Idk how they managed such a shitty pour. Most times I see anyone drink light beer it's somewhat foamy, though it doesn't have much retention.

>>21439733
>so accustomed to the meat from malnourished animals that you think yellow fat is bad
good god

>>21439244
What do you think cast iron pans are made of? It's all random scrap metal.

>>21439911
Why is it called hitler toast?

>>21440513
How do I order this?

>>21433147
Disgusting

>>21433149
I HATE this cringe motherfucker. Refrain from posting his vertical video hipster faggotry from here on out, anon. And that goes for everyone.

>>21436872
>grinded

You don't get to disparage anyone at all if you don't know the word *ground*. What a fucking retard you are. Almost always the case that racists are less intelligent than the rest of us.

>>21437057
NO

>>21437057
Sorry, we're not eating your Salty meets Sweet bullshit concoctions. We're not eating the doughnut burger. We're not eating the bacon and eggs inside the sweet pancake.
Condolences. You've wasted food.

>>21440559
No. They are made as pans, not repurposed from other things.

>>21440616
It isn't. It's clearly called 'twisted toast'. The bigoted anon you're replying to is the only one who called it that and for the first time ever. You need to reject that, not assume it's true.

You must be 18 to post here. Thinking Hitler is "cool" is underage, edgy wannabe /pol/tard behavior. CK is tolerant and loving of all races.

>>21438616
fuck you for giving me a nightmare

>>21433156
Slop. But even a wine mom could make this without fucking up too badly, so whatever.

>>21433268
He has the build of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

>>21433146 (OP)

>>21441160
Where is the basset hound?

>>21433288
he moved on to bigger and better things

>>21433840
Fertility build.

>>21441042
What are you talking about retard, it's all cast iron, they melt scrap iron and cast it into a new shape.

>>21441718
The absolute fucking state

>>21441888
*obese
ftfy

https://x.com/nemuisanw/status/1940441041183953289
https://x.com/nemuisanw/status/1940441181684748465
Huh?

>>21441888
Obese women are actually less fertile, not more

>>21439894
>shred an instant pot's teflon lining using this one simple trick

>>21438907
did you even watch it

>>21438831
the fakest thing here is the video

>>21440616
hitler invented it in his cabin in the Alps

>>21433156
>adds garlic before shrimp

>>21441160
Kino

>>21433146 (OP)
that must be sweet as fuck

>>21433192
I dunno but I love it. This lebanese place near me always gives you three doses of their toum sauce instead of the single they list on the menu and every set meal has rice, fries and bread for some reason. Also very cheap.

>>21433147
everything looks good but I'm wondering what the pomegranate will taste like bathed in that sauce.

>>21437047
I don't like it

>>21437131
he does the same to every diner, if you're eating there you expect him to do this shit

>>21438712
Try tahini instead of peanut butter and see how you like it

>>21433268
if I went back in time and told my younger self that planking was but an innocent teaser of the horror to come....

>>21438918
this looks good and I like how pared down their menu is

>>21433844
ramen workers train themselves not to shed hair

>>21441047
nigger

>>21440513
How did they cut this pie?

>>21437626
kek this is pretty funny

>>21433268
>the fucking dead stare of the wagies, specially the third one

>>21443263
feel like this would kill you

>>21443061
will do thanks for the suggestion

>>21443270
>WiLl dO ThAnkS fO-
shut the frick up

>>21443276
im gonna kiss you on the lips faggot

>>21443263
Fucking disgusting.

>>21434235
You'd be surprised how many stupid drinks like this you can make in a day, however ~2,200 is too high even with that in mind. They probably just don't use all of those cups in a single day.

>>21437047
When they don't prompt you to smile.

>>21438379
No that's based on a false understanding of biology (that you need to eat the substance to make it). That's why people used to drink blood and Jesus had to tell them to stop that stupid shit.

>>21442348
Women with narrow hips die in childbirth, Seamus

>>21433311
go go milk molester

>>21443607
being fat doesn't make your hips wider jamaal

>>21440262
its social media friendly, makes for "cool" pictures online, the actual flavor and edibility are irrelevant, its like how a few years ago everyone was obsessed with bathing burgers with cheddar making them impossible to eat without a fork and knife (and/or gloves)

>>21443629
Wide pelvises aren't made of fat, Connor

>>21443031
Maybe they just like you

>>21440256
>Pythagoras also believed humans and beans come from the same source and decided to conduct an experiment to prove it. He got a bunch of beans and buried them, not noticing how this is rarely done to humans, and waited for them to grow for a few weeks. When he dug them up again, he noted that they looked a bit like human fetuses.

>>21443636
>>21443629
>>21443607
my name is actually rick can i be included in this convo too

>>21443690

>>21443690
I mean I'll try it. Is pouring beer into cheese a good idea?

>>21443709
Beer cheese dip is great, just not poured over hot dog omelettes

>>21443709
beer in anything is cringe and was a fad just before the 'muh bacon' fad.

>>21443685
It doesn't matter what your name is if you don't include your opinion on wide hips vs narrow hips

>>21443716
Sounds like we got us a little bitchboy here

>>21443716
>beer batter is a fad

>>21438553
>texas roadhouse
>chicken fried chicken
>uses brown gravy
wtf that was more appalling than their lack of manners up until that point

>>21443677
he probably buried a few interns but it didn't make it into the records

>>21443709
What do you think, retard?

>>21443726
>OH EMM GEEE IT HAS BEER IN IT
>SO NAUGHTY

>>21433311
Wife material

>>21443663
lol I doubt they remember me I only go once every few months at best

>>21443716
imagine being this retarded

>>21443874
You post like you're insecure and scared to sincerely express yourself.

>>21443990
have sex

>>21444003
shit in the floor

>>21444006
do the dinosaur

>>21443263
mmm, 64 slices of American cheese

>>21441718
>Win the world cup
>Have to let some disgusting Turk touch you
Is it even worth it?

>>21438418
Doesn't want to stink up his house with the scent of carrion.

>>21437630
Overconsumption of salt leads to increase of blood pressure in about 30% of the population. No adverse effects on the remaining 70%, they just don't bother diagnosing your reaction and issue blanket "Don't overuse salt" for everyone.

Additionally, if you have no tendencies towards hypertension, overconsumption of salt doesn't harm you. And in the end you can take proper blood pressure medication and eat all the salt you want, this will reduce efficiency of the medication a bit.

>>21433192
They give you an extra serving for every Armenian they claim wasn't genocided

>>21444271
>proper blood pressure medication
That's the least desirable option. Those medications aren't without issues and can fuck up your liver and/or kidney.

>>21444271
>No adverse effects on the remaining 70%
no blood pressure effects or no effects at all? some people might be less sensitive to things that affect their blood pressure but too much salt will still cause other problems. it can still cause digestive issues, dehydration, etc. even if your blood pressure remains normal.

>>21443078
>How did they cut this pie?

Partially.

>>21441718
Unironically this "bigger better" thing was his downfall, people did a full 180 on him for inserting himself into this moment making it about himself as if he won the cup.
After this no football star wanted to be seen with him, and with a good portion of famous plebs with money stopping to go there other people followed suit till we are here, closing restaurants everywhere, the ones still there getting review bombed for their even more overpriced way shittier food and if you are someone and somehow missed the call and still make a reservation they will try to blackmail you into going there.
Dude flew right into the sun, it's funny

>>21439894
Roughly half of these "hacks" will make your cooking actively worse.

>>21443709
A proper good cheese fondue needs some white whine, so why not pour some beer into american "cheese"

>>21443709
you can make actual swiss cheese fondue with beer so yeah
take some gruyere and a little beer, heat that shit up, have some baguette or actual bread for dunking and walla

>>21443263
Why do they put sugar in the dough?

>>21438056
Blacks are very performative due to their low intelligence, so instead of just laughing like a normal human they make a ridiculous display so other low IQ primates can easily understand their enjoyment/dissatisfaction/ect.
It's an evolutionary trait akin to "puppy eyes" in dogs; a learned reinforcement of desirable reaction. I find it endearing to witness, from a distance or screen of course.

>>21434258
Honestly death-kink is the most profound. There's something so primal about a hot Thai ramen girl suffocating you in a mildewy hotel room, and experiencing this willingly, and I doubt anything could compare. My body is surely just a vessel for my soul to experience this joy.

>>21440292
>>21433789
I assumed they used Halloween leftovers on sale, because common sense seems to not apply otherwise.

>>21435618
Or the third option, his country which has born this nurgle priest.

>>21438813
Never been, any tips for a n00b?

>>21443677

>>21433540
Want a shot caller to rape you while you make it to complete the experience? Too bad the willing cannot be raped

>>21443741
You have low standards. Why are they allowed to eat in the first place? Perhaps to sustain them until the eventual sacrifice to moloch, but even then a sacrifice should have worth to be meaningful, so I disproved my own point. Huh.

>>21444606
you forgot to take your pills again moshe

>>21433311
the feembraps must be godly

>>21437179
What does fast food serve if not some definition of food? Is this some kind of white people magic?

>>21433916
Jokes on you, I don't have a mom. I was gestated within a surgical womb of a man's anus and was fed vital nutrients from semen until I could feed myself, which of course is a diet of your post.

>>21444623
if you're not lactose intolerant milk won't make you fart

>>21444610
What pill should I be taking, and what is the effect? Thanks "dr." Shekelberg

>>21433313
They bathe in that tub every night.

>>21444591
>Oh no I have to have hot and passionate sweaty prison sex instead of being raped!

>>21433311
sadE not milk

>>21437047
Whenever I see the insider logo in the top right I know something retarded will follow

>>21443629
It does. Obesity distends the entire skeleton. Still doesn't make them more fertile, though.

>>21433639
he who control the spice, controls the galaxy.

>>21443263
His face at the end says it all

>>21437626
>filename
KEK
E
K

>>21444570
>a hot Thai ramen girl suffocating you in a mildewy hotel room
id be harder than dragonforce

>>21434258
>>21444570
>>21445533
brain problems

>>21445548
im married so the brain problems worked in my favor

>>21445553
many such cases

>>21445644
dubs checked and also true i look like all of them

>>21445692
based pronatalist. keep going.

>>21444718
;^)

>>21445705
>literally raw inside
Oh my glob

>>21445705
looks like a rock

>>21445933
Do you not know what "aging" meat is? It's obviously not cooked yet.

>>21444360
>Look it up to see if it's true
>mfw it is
I'm so glad this arrogant fuck is getting what he deserves. Never liked him from day one.

>>21441033
Nigger

>only 57 webms
guys if you are going to get into a big slapfight remember to post some webms while you are at it

>>21433149
the soundcloud mumble rap of food video

>>21433156
when you add raw garlic to a frying pan you really have very little time before the flavor goes burnt and off

>>21446505
You’re right, if you have the flame medium high and use fresh shrimp (or thawed) it’s very fast. It’s also about putting the garlic oils into the butter which will infuse the whole dish

>>21441047
hitler was a great man who loved his people and would do anything for them
and i have never seen one actual historian ever try to argue that the debts foisted upon the german people for WWI would have ever been payable
hitler was inevitable

>>21445705
>$3200/lb for a slab of fat
lmao

>>21444360
>>21446191
It's even more over since one of his restaurants set customers ablaze during a flambeau, which would be not back breaking, accidents happen, but he never apologized and tried to sweep it under the rug acting like it never happened