Thread 150001152

I Wanna Hypnotize Vivienne Edition

https://youtu.be/Yl5x8jpiOsg?si=ol0ShL4p-5C_o2Oh

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Nice to have Homestuck General back after all these years.

>>150001152 (OP)
Did Viv really used to be that thin?

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>>150001152 (OP)
How terrible of an idea would it be if John used his retcon powers to prevent murderstuck? E.G like give eridan a hug and keep gamzee high. Surely more living trolls to help fight LE would have been great, and there's not like a shortage of ghost trolls for the final battle.

>>150001275
everything in this fuckass trailer has a vignette and its annoying

>>150001330
It would become the Nepeta and Equius comic

>>150001275
>DOSEMITE

>>150001359
The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.

One BigPeta and SmolKat, please.

Keep up the fun fanadventure anon.

>>150001395
>John Shaft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9YvNUmW1kw

>>150001409
Best I can do anon, enjoy.

>>150001412
I truly hope it goes the distance and doesn't just die 1/8th of the way in like all other /co/ stuff.

>>150001508
Hilarious. Thank you.

>>150001566
Same. I wanna see Larry create Roxysprite and then realize he Roxyfied every enemy

>>150001152 (OP)
Careful you might alert the jannies

>>150001152 (OP)
I would cartoon Viv.

>>150001600
>larry: alchemize sexual assault rifle
Maybe he will just adopt the imps as his roxy fanchildren. They can be tamed easily

>>149999744

You are PISSED

>>150001730
>Damn it. Now where am I supposed to cuddle Maiko

>>150001730
>Rachel: Berate that faggot! He's not going to see your tits after this blunder!

>>150001730
Tell alan he will get whats coming to him when the time is right

Post Rose

>>150001841
from an anon in a previous thread

Why'd we never get a human villain?

>>150001959
Mankind are paragons of goodness, Anon, none of them are 8ad people.

>>150001730

>Tell alan he will get whats coming to him when the time is right

That should do it.

Your anger subsiding, what's your next move?

>>150001959
Jane. But I hope Beyond Canon shows up the return of the rest of humanity that went into the medium

>>150002076
>try to activate the mysterious machine

>>150002076
>Place Jim somewhere safe, like the inside of the weird Machine the Gaylord put in your room

>Hates "Chimpanzees"
What did Vivzie mean by this?

Had a dream way back of the drunk slender man playthrough guys reading homestuck together and it was the funniest shit ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ALILitEYQo&ab_channel=Mega

>>150002257
They rip people’s faces off

>>150001152 (OP)
So would a modern attempt at Homestuck be impossible since Flash is kill?

>>150002440
That's one reason, yes.

>>150002257
I know what you're trying to hint at but it's actually really weird.
Chimpanzees and dolphins basically get a bad rep because they're known to be intelligent to the point that people have a habit of judging them to a human moral standard despite the fact they're still ultimately wild animals.
Male horses are known to commit baby murder if they think its not theirs and meerkats are violent little matriarchal mafiosos.
Thing about chimps is they're terrifying violent little fuckers who resemble the earliest versions of us, so we judge them by human moral standards as a means of trying to avoid the uncomfortable question of what human nature is really like.
I get the feeling Vivzie's animal love is mostly extended to what she personally finds cute.
Especially the whales considering we now know whales rape their injured male or female.

>>150001894
He shouldn't have posted that.

>>150001152 (OP)
What is the expression she's making? Relief? Did she just piss herself or something?

Jane Crocker.
Big tits or biggest tits?

>>150001275
my very first post on this shot was dad manhandling the cake with his bare hands kek

>>150001152 (OP)
>I Wanna Hypnotize Vivienne Edition
What the actual fuark did he mean by this?

>>150001508
>bucket on his head and tied up
why is she raping him

>>150002812
thats what karkats are made for anon

>>150002783
Tits size of bean bag chairs

>>150002076
>gets to loose his fondling and anal virginities on the same day
If he were a troll he would have 4 others fighting to be his kismesis

>>150002905
They *are* awfully close to looking like that, huh? It's the kind of relationship that would get some cringe-ass fanart about others assuming they are one.

>>150002871
Proof?

>>150002468
>one reason
that implies other reasons

>>150002832
karkats are made for tender love!

Quick John before going into work

>>150002812
He gets better

>>150002283
I do miss old Chris
He was so much more fun than the deepfried queer woman-Jesus he became :(

>>150003122
Why do you not have adblock

>>150002986
No proof besides me wanting it to be reality.

>>150003113
Jon egbort from vivianpops

>>150002871
thicc pear shape body

>>150003162
It adds to my reading experience.

>>150003122
what fanventure is this

I hope every Hussie detractor gets spiked through the eyeball with a nailgun.

>>150003283
alright andrew lets get your meds

>>150003257
Cool and new webcomic, its like if sweet bro and hella jeff were real and played sburb with the gang.

>>150003283
Considering that the single biggest detractor and enemy of Hussie who hurts him and his career and his future the absolute most is Hussie, it'll be very sad to see him end up unable to draw because of getting nails in his eyes.

>>150003293
How many kids did you rape today?

>>150002420
11 drunk dudes getting stunlocked every time Rose speaks a word that died decades ago would be funny.

>>150003320
?????????

>>150003334
Duhhhh, why you say I rape kids??? I never do anything like that XD take your meds XD

>>150002076
Try the valve on the thing in your room with the cap on it.

>>150002524
Shut the fuck up, autist. Nobody asked about your hyperfixation.

>>150003421
I hope your head gets run over by a fucking freight train when you go outside to walk to the gym tomorrow.

>>150003448
Good thing I never go to the gym

how are we feeling today lads

>>150003527
Really the only active threads the past year were the animation announcement ones and the two powerscaling ones a week ago. Everything else including this one is like below democracy, it's just too boring to bother at this point. It's cool that the mods gave up banning daily threads but shit is fucking boring here, just devolved into any random thread you'll see in the past decade.

>>150003527
threads have been really chill for allowing my dirkdave autism degeneracy but have elevated exponentially with based anon's fanadventure

I can't wait for my PC to finish getting repaired so I can go back to doing the stupid fucking tracing doodles, those were fun, plus I wanna take a crack at drawing Alan and the gang.

>>150003569
The threads that the mods randomly allowed and blew the fuck up like a cumshot after weeks of edging were peak.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/146307150/

and now it's time for the comical political stylings of Andrew Hussie's brother Byron!

>>150003847
No way new classpect dropped

>>150003569
Well, we wanted to be allowed again in the board. Now we are.
Now, we suffer the stagnation all other fandoms have in here.

>>150001152 (OP)
>I wanna Hypnotize Vivienne
Why, you want to force her to go to the gym? You gonna make her improve her diet? You gonna get her to get lipo? You gonna maker step outside her ivory tower for five minutes? You gonna make her improve her health enough so she doesn't die of a heart-attack at 50?
I can go on.

>>150004013
I'm going to make her tell me the true names of the DHORKs because so far I call them John and Rose

>>150003847
I completely forgot Hussie has a brother. Has Byron ever made anything worth checking out?

>>150001152 (OP)
Wait a minute... that thread text...

Hey, was this made by the hypno vriska fag from the aco thread?

>>150004606
his old videos he made with Andrew are classic youtube kino and I think some of his old comics are pretty decent, he also used to be active on twitter but I haven't seen him post anything there in ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6039ItCSSbw
https://byrobot.tumblr.com/

>>150004691
forgot pic

>>150004666
They did always talk about wanting a non-/aco/ general, too...

>>150001222
I remember that thread back around april, after the website went down for a week, where it really looked like it was happening for a day. Looks like all we needed was a loophole, like the show...

I finally caved and started reading this 'Prisounebound' thing you people keep shilling.
It's alright.
Seems to be largely carried by its art, though. The writing is clunky as hell, especially the chatlog dialogue.

>>150004771
He has been awfully quiet lately, too, after months of claiming he was totally "leaving the thread this time", for the billionth time...

>>150004820
Ya the writing is nothing to write home about hehe. The story itself is also pretty simple, not convoluted like homestuck. But it really excels at creating memorable moments that help sell the characters. Like imagine maelum’s rampage if it was all done in spritemode. It would be yawn inducing. But the cool visuals make it look good.

>>150004666
>>150004771
>>150004878
>"Jesus Christ, Anon... You're the HypnoVriska jerker!?"

>>150004820
it's got potential and some interesting concepts to work with such as a troll raised in isolation having to come to terms with the quadrant system and other stuff I won't spoil
I also like it's generous amount of artstyle shifts much like homestuck itself

SupremeRuby Rogue of Space, let me tell you that you are a Faggot!

>>150002954
Maybe that’s not so bad an idea

>>150001152 (OP)
How does a bitch gain that much weight on vegan/vegetarian shit? Is it the carbs? Any /fit/bros here?

Claim your songs https://youtu.be/Iy5fKp-aV4o?si=4lxy66nnNnWa_ZnL

>>150005339
She's as vegan as Todd ingram

>>150001260
...she was fat when she drew that anon.

>>150005445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRCHf5Bs94

>>150005445
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fjmiQ3wujn4&pp=ygUSU3VwZXJlZ28gaG9tZXN0dWNr

>>150005445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kJb_aAvKY

>>150005445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqZO_D5CO28

>>150005445
>>150005707
>>150005767
i fucking love sun/moon setter

>>150003191
He wont go to her.

>>150006062
Everyone takes the horrorterrors at their word. When it’s obvious they were always in control. 2 universes were born only to die, reborn in a tainted abortion. The horrorterrors desire sburban infertility. They got it. The only escape from the contrived death trap an escape into irrelevance and non-reality. Something quite like the dream bubbles.

>>150005445
https://youtu.be/v9S_JrclvsM

>>150005445
Grabbing the definitive Homestuck song. This is what drew me in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKURlfskGsE

>>150005816
homestuck has some of the best ost I ever heard

>>150004013
…maybe…

>>150001152 (OP)
Whos juno

>>150006780
the famous movie about the teen girl who gets pregnant and finds a family to adopt it I think?

>>150005445
https://youtu.be/bFpyMVKy5Vo?si=vI4KRzIn8XAprvWf

Dead ass thread, post which ship you dislike the most

>>150006840
Never seen It but I trust you

>>150007128
i don't dislike many ships but i dislike how the fandom does most of them

>>150007128
Calliope and Roxy. Literally any ship with Roxy is better and Callie is such a creepy little weirdo. Especially in the epilogues its awful because Roxy literally cheats on John with her

>>150007128
hates a strong word. I try not to rain on other's parades, but theres ships I do get mildly irritated by
ships that need to rewrite a character just to make it work. such as sollux even remotely giving a shit about eridan for erisol. or johnkat even though john is 100% straight
ships that are just super forced and random and artfitial like davekat
ships that are just smooshed together because people have no concept of platonic love. such as roxycalliope or equinep

>>150007305
>equinep

Okay yeah that ones also bothering me when the entire point is how well those two keep each other in check, that whole category of "Oh they get along, we gotta ship that!" is something that can drive me up the fucking wall, i had enough of that brand of bullshit by having been into Hero Academia, fuck that.

Why are the files for John's house on homestuck.net saved in paint.net format. Literally no other program can open them. What the fuck

>>150007339
Just open them on paint.net and then save them as pngs

>>150007378
I don't wanna install paint.net

>>150007339
what are you planning

>>150007339
i don't know, but what i do know is that paint.net is effectively just mspaint but with layers, it is used exclusively by shitposters who are too stupid to pirate photoshop like myself

>>150007330
it's just so depressing that a strong love cannot be platonic to people. it HAS to be romantic because romantic HAS to be "superior"
I have family I would literally die for. how can people just think one love automatically trumps the other
equinep is also silly is particular because they are the posterboy for moirails- the platonic quadrant

>>150007439
>>150007330
It doesn't bother me that much to see people ship em' personally, but i can't help but question HOW they can even see it as romanatic
most of the conversations between them just shows them having their weird friendship together and thats it

>>150007398
I'm thinking of doing a mspfa and I want to look at John's full room as a reference pic
>>150007419
I was forced to upgrade to windows 11 and its Paint already has layers so there is no need to use paint.net

>>150007460
well, that gives me one thing to look forward to for whenever microshart forces me to upgrade sometime soon.

>>150007482
It's not that bad to be honest. I got used to it pretty much immediately. It's basically just a slightly different ui style

>>150007439
The fact that Homestuck has a entire named category/term for platonic relationships and yet has people clearly miss the entire fucking point is something really, really unintentionally funny.
>>150007459
Thats more or less it, they´re just shipping for shippings sake and then you might get people that go entirely by that alone ignoring anything actual interactions show.

Shipping can be the greatest type of brainrot there is.

>>150005445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOvvXGs-KWc

>>150007460
>I'm thinking of doing a mspfa
godspeed, anon!

>>150004820

>The writing is clunky as hell, especially the chatlog dialogue.

what's clunky about the dialogue?

>>150007515
I'd like to post it here like wankbrain anon but I'm not sure how well that would go with dialogue windows and such things

>>150007439
Have you ever actually had a strong, requited romantic love? Because it does trump all platonic love (except parental). This is like that one C S Lewis quote but I reverse.

thoughts on Mituna?

>>150007892
I like him a lot. Cosplaying as him got me laid so that helps too

>>150007892
Favorite troll other than Vriska.

>>150007892
Best Captor

>>150008086
Not much competition

>>150007942
was homestuck cosplay sex really that common? i see people talking about it all the time

>>150008134
Well it wasn't sex *in* cosplay, I just met a girl wearing mituna cosplay and I guess it was charming enough for it to lead to it down the road a few months later

>>150007892
like most of the beforus trolls, he's alright

>>150008226
Aw that's cute

>>150008153
You'd think Homestuck would have more asexual fans.

>>150007128
davekat by fucking far

>>150007128
Davekat of course.

>>150007892
unlike most of the beforus trolls, he's alright

>>150007128
Davekat.

Too much shipping talk, not enough Sburb mechanic discussion.

>>150005445
>Only 6 songs long
>Somehow the best album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-YFDV-5x8A

How did he do it?

>>150005445
this shit just puts me in such a good mood for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0OckPYqEpQ

Has anyone here played The Genesis Project? Is it fun?

>>150008966
I always wanted to combine my glasses and my Thomas Dolby CD to make some mad scientist goggles (like the ones Horuss wears) that grant me the ability to see new things through Dolbyvision.

>>150008966
the gameified alchemy mechanic is really cool and I like how it ties into the esoteric symbolism with frogs and the spirographs
all of the frog mysticism is interesting and I always wondered how hussie happened upon it

>>150009047
Genesis project is fun but clearly miles from being finished, it's also the number one argument for adding generative AI to games I have ever seen, there is simply no way for developers to take into consideration every possible alchemization the player might try

>>150005445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1kBHhIFYIQ
>>150009056
There must be some creation myth stuff out there that relates to frogs because Homestuck hasn´t even been the only media i gotten into that has a giant "divine" frog being one of the end goals.

Sure that for me still just makes it that it happened twice, but seriously?

>>150001152 (OP)
After reading the entirety of Homestuck recently, I think the best way to handle this is to just rewrite the whole time thing to make a comprehensible story.

Don't get me wrong, there were a lot of cool things, but Act 6 was a slog to read with all the filler, pointless characters and the constant need to try and redeem certain characters that didn't deserve it. Kankri was the designated tumblr character, yet the Hussie himself slowly transformed into Kankri around the end.

My conclusion is that Homestuck was carried by the fans, like just hanging out in these threads and making silly fan comics, alt universes, animations, etc. Maybe Hussie got worse overtime because I genuinely thought Problem Sleuth was better. Damn.. I don't think I can read the epilogues or homestuck^2/BC or w/e. There's no way things can get better after how it ended or how they write/assassinate characters.

Sorry about the bitching. I really wanted to understand how Homestuck became the cultural phenomenon it was back in 2012 and I don't think I ever will because I wasn't there for the most important part. Which was all of you.

>>150009106
>There must be some creation myth stuff out there that relates to frogs because Homestuck hasn´t even been the only media i gotten into that has a giant "divine" frog being one of the end goals
I have noticed this as well, even on this website frogs used to be held in somewhat high regard and even gained some kind of mythological spiritual power with the Kek stuff for a short time in 2016.
The idea of a universe being created by a Divine Croak so to speak is fascinating, a quick search on wikipedia says that ancient greeks and romans as well as egyptians associated frogs with fertility and life which is very on par for Homestuck

>>150009047
Genesis project can be fun with friends but besides the lich queen theres not much to do. It can be a fun banter room using pesterchum

>>150005339
tahini and other shit like that is "healthy" (almost 200% caloric density of sugar) and has various textures they crave, sugary shit is to "treat" themselves

plenty of vegans are obese

>>150007128
Junekat is the epitome of everything wrong with the fandom.
First, the June, and the mentally ill people who think magically changing your genitals will fix all of your problems.
Then the fact that June would suddenly be attracted to males despite the fact that John isn't.
Then the fact that Karkat would mesh well with a John-expy. While it's true that Terezi works with John that is because Terezi lights a fire under John's ass to make him better, meanwhile Karkat has shown, with Dave, to not push their lover to be the best they can be.

>>150009200
Well with the show coming out it's possible we will see a big increase of new fans in the fandom. Sure it won't be exactly the same as it was 10-15 years ago, but at least you will get a taste of the fandom when it's actually alive and thriving. Or not if the show flops. Guess we'll see.

>>150009200
Here's what you do
>Season 1 - Acts 1-3
>Season 2 - Intermission/Act 4
>Season 3 - both parts of Act 5
>Season 4 - Act 6 up to when all the Alpha kids enter, focusing almost entirely just on their antics
>Season 5 - The rest of Act 6 + 7
The solution to fixing Act 6's is simple
>Cut out the majority of Intermissions to solely the bare essentials (A6I1 plays out the same since it establishes the groups and the journey each of them is gonna take, but most everything else like the Ghostbusters MMO can be cut for time. You unfortunately can't cut them all since their paths with the Alpha kids converge by the middle of A6A3)
>Cut out Meenah's Walkarounds entirely, make every Dancestor that isn't Meenah/Aranea a background cameo at most. Meenah can build her army offscreen
>Cut Trickster Mode
>Cut Caliborn's session down to a quick recap, of how he played through it, 5 minutes tops
>Truncate entire conversations (This is gonna happen across the board but Act 6 will benefit the most from this)
>Cut everything leading up to pic related

Basically you cut Act 6 to the bare essentials.

>>150009635
The thing is that current fandom is very different from old fandom.

>>150009649
I think Act 6 would have flowed better if Vriska stayed dead and Meenah was the one to take own LE on her end.

>>150009200
I do wish you could've had the chance to have been there when it was new, fresh. Not to experience it after the fact.

i forgot how the ectobiology worked
how was john able to make not only a clone of himself and his friends, but also the Alpha kids aswell?
i'm missing some context unless is some eugenics type of shit

>>150009885
in one of the meteor labs John used a viewer to make a paradox clones of himself and the other beta kids in the form the weird green ecto slime, after doing that the machine scrambled all the DNA together and made the 8 kids before they where transported to different asteroids and those asteroids sent to earth at different points in time

>>150009885
Ectobiology is a biproduct of appearifiers. When trying to appearify the guardians it fails because we know they don't get teleported to the veil. So instead we get the ectoslime which has their dna and makes the alpha babies (so they're clones of themselves). The beta kids then are that alpha-slime mixed together

>>150009918
John cloned the guardians, not his friends

Does ectobiology exist in the Alpha kids timeline?

>>150010053
The concept exists, yes but the alphas don't have to make themselves like John did. John's ectobullshit counts for both universes

>>150007128
Dave and Karkat, but also Terezi and Vriska.

>>150010060
That sounds like bullshit.

>>150010111
Welcome to time/space fuckery, the thing Homestuck is known for.

>>150010111
Skaia sends the meteors with the babies that John made to both universes (essentially cloning them) which is why they all have the same items in both universes (both Dirks have Lil Cal, both Johns have the joke book, etc)

>>150001841
she looks like she fucks dogs

Was the Homestuck fandom always this stupid?

>>150010282
Yes and no, somehow.

>>150010282
the fact that there are still fans makes them pretty stupid, yeah

>>150010282
*insert that one "The circle of stupidity is complete." pic here*

>>150010282
If something goes on long enough, someone reaches retardation and it spreads. Always.

>>150009659
it's gonna be full of deltarune fans, which is basically the successor to the homestuck fandom anyway

>>150010240
she loves the knot

>>150001152 (OP)
Do we still hate this poor-writing bitch or now she is redeemed?

>>150007128
Davekat ruined two top tier characters so that

>>150007128
Davekat and Roxy x Calliope. Calliope in general is shit and Caliborn did literally nothing wrong in trying to off her

>>150010544
Depends. She got upset that Vox will be like Donald Trump in Season 2. But gave Lute the best song.

>>150010596
They hated him because he was right. (Aside of also being part in manifesting Davekat, thats Caliborns one crime.)

Messing with the sprites made me realise how hilariously big the guardians are, especially Mom

>>150010630
damn, John basically fucked THAT?

>>150010644
Why do you think they're in his bedroom? They're also wearing matching science outfits, how cute

>>150010621
And yet the nu-fans don't even thank Caliborn for Davekat. They don't even thank Ult Dirk when he made that happen in Meat.

>>150010605
>She got upset that Vox will be like Donald Trump in Season 2.
Isnt Vox is literally her creation? And demon acting like an asshole should not be a surprise?

Why does this Unofficial Collection thing constantly unlock newsposts that straight up link to pages I haven't read yet? Surely this would have been easy to account for, no?

>>150010630
Shaggy2Dope's sprite is just as tall as Quarters

>>150009934
so... he tried to bring the guardians, failed, got a slime biproduct with their dna, and that would eventually become them and their guardians at different points in time and dimensions?
shit man, this make my head spin but i think i barely understood

>>150009200
As a recent first time reader myself, I really tried my best to read all of the pesterlogs in act 6 just because I think Hussie’s prose is very cool. But by the time I got to Davepeta I just couldn’t and tapped out. The most pointless character in the entire series

>>150010789
Terrifying
>>150010829
The slime was used to create the alpha babies (Nanna, Grandpa, Mom and Bro aka Jane, Jake, Roxy and Dirk). Then the slime was mixed together (brunettes together and blondes together respectively) and made another batch of babies, which are the beta kids (John and his friends. So Jane + Jake = John & Jade and Roxy + Dirk = Rose & Dave). In John's world, the Nanna and Grandpa babies were sent to 1910, Mom and Bro to the 70s and the beta kids to the late 90s (where they would become the kids we know). In Jane's world its flipped so John and Jade go to the 1910s, Rose and Dave to the 70s and the alpha kids go to the late 90s instead (with exceptions for Dirk and Roxy because of some glitch)

appreciation post for sollux's pelvis.

>>150010982
That artist draws Aradia WAY too pretty. I mean, I like it a lot but Aradia is like a weird freak, not some gorgeous ethereal goddess

>>150011018
She´s kinda both honestly. Gorgeous freak.

>>150011018
>freaks supposed to be ugly
hell naw, besides, aa is a sugarplum

>>150011048
I'm not saying she can't be pretty but Aradia doesn't look like Rose Quartz

>>150011079
shes prettier

>>150010982
>>150011048
I wish I could draw hair that fluffy

>>150010982
dick2s

>>150010982
Imagine her pregnant

Okay I just reached Cascade.
Some anons the other week told me to stop here because homestuck sucks after that.
What say you all, presumably different anons?

>>150011248
Don't listen to these people. Yeah, Cascade is probably the highest peak the comic has but the second half is still good. At least make your own opinion

>>150011248
Keep going and see for yourself, its that simple and its not like Act 6 doesn´t have some good parts.

>>150011248
You're about to meet the best character and you're gonna stop?

What would you ask her?

>>150011419
>how will you abridge the long pesterlogs and animate the slower gif sections into something smooth and cohesive

drunk asf playing skysrim rn wasssuuuup hsg hows it gogin

>>150011279
>>150011284
>>150011318
I was pretty sure I wasn't gonna have any desire to stop and whaddya know, I don't.
Over the years I've seen people who think of later Homestuck as ruined the way Game of Thrones got worse and worse until a dogshit ending, but I was never sure if that's a consensus or an outlier opinion nor could I tell the seriousness of "Don't read Homestuck" memes.
The only thing I know about Act 6 and on is some character names, and one post I saw mentioning that Lord English is never fought/defeated? Which seems weird but maybe he's not that important.
Anyway back to reading

>>150011419
Should I ask if they’re going to animate the hypno scenes?

>>150011474
>Over the years I've seen people who think of later Homestuck as ruined the way Game of Thrones got worse and worse until a dogshit ending

I definitely wouldn´t say it ever gets anywhere close to that bad in Act 6, no. Theres long winded sections and more drama for dramas sake, but thats....kinda it? And funny you might think that English maybe isn´t that important because....yeah, to the actual story of the kids he kinda is a fucking sidenote rampaging while they do everything else but face his bullshit. Guys throwing a reality tearing tantrum for attention and gets left hanging in a way.

>>150011440
Are we sure they're not pulling a Scott Pilgrim Takes Off?

>>150006116
Interesting. Seeing as Lord English was taking them out behind the woodshed, I'm going to say that Skaia, Slick, and the whole apparatus of the Medium is fundamentally dangerous to the Horrorterrors.

Perhaps Paradox Space is only as immortal as it is incomprehensible - and the more influential continuity becomes, the sooner their dreamlike fantasia comes to its appointed close.

>>150007330
They what? They're terrible moirails. They're total enablers who allow each other to wallow in antisocial and self-adulating behavior. If it weren't for them constantly reinforcing each-others' conflict-adversity, they might have had a chance of learning to manage their emotions before Gamzee decided to reinstate the death penalty for being a joke character.

>>150011733
>Gamzee decided to reinstate the death penalty for being a joke character.
You know, when you say it like this, it almost sounds like hes based

>>150011610
Not even slightly sure.

>>150011733
>yea they should have been more violent
Being violent is exactly what led to murderstuck. Their retardation is practically benign in relation. Besides there are other quadrants they could use for getting better in other places. Unfortunately filling 4 quadrants is kinda hard with the awful romantic prospects of the 12 trolls.

>>150011668
That makes sense. Given lord english, made by paradox space, is the only thing which seems to kill them

I think people put too much stock into the immutable validity of quadrants in the first place. Moirails are an example, the fanon twist of it makes people think it just means 'two people who are really really good friends'. When really, it's a type of romance that's only necessitated by the fact that Alternia is a total shithole that churns out violently antisocial, superpowered alien teenagers that need to be pacified whenever they're not genociding other species, or else the whole empire would implode on itself.

>>150011983
It really makes one wonder, are there a large population of hypnotists like Vriska and Aranea on Alternia that the gene machine uses to that effect? Pacifying them?

>>150011938
Jack/PM might also been capable of it, you see some cut up tentacles around them in Caliborn: Enter when they see the dream bubble getting nuked by English.

>>150012398
Cute but John should grow a mustache

>>150012398
Lovely sprites. Mr Egbert carrying John and Roxy is really cute.

>>150012398
>Anon is planning to ensure the John agenda by having him fuck Daves mom in yet another universe.

Godspeed.

>>150012549
John fucks Dave's mom in every universe

>>150012569
A Egbert fucks Dave´s mom in every universe, for the Beta one his dad was going to do the job.

>>150012569
john is fucking hung

>Porks your ma
>Porks your pa(tron troll)
>Faggotifies you
Heh, nothing personnal

>>150012587
My FUARKING Hero…

Has anyone drawn this?

>>150008438
why

>>150012587
People talk about heart or hope or even doom being love aspects but all the breath heroes get so much action. Even retavros gets bombshell vriska trying to pork him. Even if she only really wants the idea of him

>>150012873
>Rufioh managed to pull Damara

Might be onto something there.

>>150007639
you are free to try and of you have a better idea down the line you can swap to it. you can also use the quest board

>>150012954
I mean, the quest board has the same issue. But also I don't wanna turn these threads into an mspfa thread

Which classpect would make the most sense for a mad scientist type character? Prince of Void? Knight of Light?

>>150011903
I suppose I can see your point. At the same time, I don't think being nonviolent was ever in the cards. Being unprepared for it makes you incompetent, which is what led to both of them dying and Gamzee having to be pacified by Karkat. Which in turn proved totally ineffective to prevent him from masterminding the entire plot of Homestuck.

>>150011983
At this point, I'm convinced Quadrants are a scam. Poker suits paint it as ultimately a game, just like everything else bearing Lord English's heraldry. And adult Feferi is definitely cunning enough to exploit misguided romanticism to create social deadlock; that's her relationship with Eridan pre-SGRUB writ large.

>>150012989
Depends on their personality, character arc and flaw. Anyone can be a mad scientist, really. Mom, Alpha-Bro, Grandpa, Grandma, Ult Dirk, Rosebot, they're all weird crazy scientists in some way

>>150012984
NTA but same. Seeing wankbrain anon start his own fanadventure made me want to get off my ass and finally start mine too, but I dont want to flood the thread with fanadventures, one is enough

>>150012989
Any can, depending on what kind they are, what their motives and methods are.

Is Andrew Hussie still out there? I’m having such an awful time and all I wanna do is see him in person even once.

>>150010282
name one smart fandom

>>150013139
Yeah, he was at a convention recently, is involved with the new show and has been posting weird artsy pictures on his insta

I hope Wankbrain returns soon. I like the four we have

>>150013189
Fucking Larry, man.

>>150010605
>She got upset that Vox will be like Donald Trump in Season 2
she has no control over her own story or something?

MOONRUNES DELIVERED MORE RENITY

>>8955716

>>150013248
Trying to supply the entire local dairly industry there, is she?

>>150013220
It’s already written and acted and according to her she did it two years ago.

Imagine spending two years on an amazing absurdist comedy called the day the Rhinos stormed the capital. And then a week before you unveil it, a bunch of psychos attack the White House with tanks.
Everyone would think you were trying to make a topical political statement when in reality you just thought a stampede in Washington DC would be hilarious

>>150013248
Nobody gives a fuck

>>150013270
shes a breeding factory, you gotta check it out on /aco/

>>150012587
davesisters why do we keep losing...

>>150012984
if you make one oon the mspfa site I'll be sure to follow it

>>150013248
anon theres a nipple...

>>150012587
The only reason I'm still reading Homeslop^2 is awaiting the return of Goatbert in Meat.

>>150013362
i forgot to spoil it

>>150007892
favorite troll by far
sometimes i get sad that he's an irrelevant joke character that should've ended up in a better comic but deep down i know he shouldn't have been there to begin with
>>150011983
makes sense but how do you explain beforus?

>>150013590
nta but LE seems to have had a presence on beforus in the form of the Voldemort reference in cronus’ non-sensical backstory. Something that seems to have been in-universe retconned away due to cronus shirking his destiny, possibly resulting in LE setting up shop in scratched alternia instead. Since doc scratch is so adept at time loops he could have theoretically fucked with the ectobiology process. Since we do know karkat did ectobiology (while the alpha kids didn’t) so maybe the pre-scratch trolls didn’t.
The lore itself seems to break down around the pre-scratch trolls. So idk
I’m just speculating here.

>>150013174
No, I know about his Insta, but he hasn’t uploaded since his shots at the rodeo. Fuck, if there’s anyone in the world who can help and support me, it’s him, but I need to know where the fuck he is.

>>150013208
how can one man be so based

>>150013748
Its been over a day and the fact the fucker has a missile for a strife specibus keeps having he cackle like a hyena when i remember it, it somehow hits the perfect spot.

>>150013248
I thought Renity was all ass?

>>150013189
larry will return in avengers 6

i still got more shit to do today so upd8s might be later later

>>150013872
Noice. Take as much time as you need

>>150012398
>Mr. Egbert ==> Save the youngsters!

>>150007892
he managed to net an amazing girlfriend
he won

>>150013872
I shall be your ikea and make you shitty furniture.

>>150013872
The more I see of those two, the more I feel the urge to ship them.

I guess I'm still the same as back then.

>>150013872
Moonruns is alan?! Moonruns touched boob?!

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIND
AAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>150013872
>artshift
I like it

4Stuck Reader: Skip ahead 4000 pages

Fanart I guess?

>>150013984
based of you to help anon out

>>150014029
Nothing ever happens

>>150014119
kino fanart
>>150013872
looks great anon

>>150014151
>things replace things
>days replace days

>>150014119
I get it shes bloodbound because she is always on her period

>>150014264
Or perhaps it is because despite her prickly demeanor, she can’t help but yearn for the presence of another: a soul shackled by unending loneliness

>>150014119
did...alan accidentally prototype his underwear
also we're getting oc of oc which is peak. we need to go deeper

>>150013208
>Larry: deploy the truth nuke

>>150013248
Damn Renity, who let you have a fantastic ass AND rockin' tits?

>>150014373
>Larry prototyped Rose
>Alan prototyped his underwear
>Rachel Prototyped Jim.

Im not sure how it turns Derse into Disney World, but it gave me this:

>Jack Noir: Make her a member of the House of Mouse.

>>150014420
Jack is a Disney Carapacian?

if alan is a breathbound, and rach is a bloodbound, does that make maiko a spacebound and larry a ragebound?

>>150014400

Mr. Runes did

>>150014420
>Alan prototyped his underwear
alan you fucking retard but that's why we love you
>Jack Noir: Make her a member of the House of Mouse
let's hope jack like this hat much better than the jestor one

>>150014436
but how do dey complete the gaem without space time

>>150014436
>Implying that these four idiots would even be able to win a session

>>150014517
Only space is needed for frogs, time only provides the scratch construct and utility in case your reckoning is on a shorter timer

>>150014569
Time does allow for more fuck ups though because the guy with that aspect can kinda fix it to keep them on track. And god knows Alans going to fuck up somehow.

>>150014420
>Rachel is a filthy Kingdom Hearts fan
>will eventually use a alchemized keyblade as a weapon

>>150014598
>at long last my own doomed timeline clone
>now neither of us will be virgins!

>>150013774
the man isn't fucking around kek

>>150014394
we need this now

>>150014531
Meant to reply to >>150014517

Friendly reminder that Maiko is canonically dumber than Alan. And by a lot

>>150014517
anons have mentioned that you only need a time and space player for a 2 player session, but otherwise the game can be done regardless

>>150014695
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jjfhxs3dDWs&pp=ygUPQmltYm8gbmlnaHRjb3Jl
Have you considered that maybe Alan is an unreliable narrator

>>150014695
at least from alan's perspective, that is

>>150014695
but retarded girls are the best

>>150014738
Atleast thats how it got said by Calliope explaining their planned session. For the other sessions Aradia wasn´t involved with the frog creation at all and Dave just helped collecting. Space might still be essential because on that one we´re 2/2 for only them having a vulcano that acts as the Forge.

>>150014695
>tfw Larry likes Rachel because she’s his only friend who isn’t an actual vegetable

lol thanks youtube

Aside from Viv, apparently, who else should get hypnotized

>>150014935
Me and then forcefemmed

>>150014935
Viv may be difficult they may have to wait a while

>>150012587
>permanently kills his best bro's original self from the narrative by making him gay and hard attached to fucking Karkat
Even if you write off HS^2 entirely, retconned Dave is the only one of the beta kids shown to become an entirely different person, essentially killing pre-retconned Dave for good. John unironically has done worse to Dave than Bro himself and that's kinda just glossed over like its no big deal.

>>150014935
Alan to make him wear pants

>>150015041
>The Alpha Timeline that results in them all surviving is build on Dave being turned into a depressed homosexual.

That ones not even on John, the universe itself just said fuck that guy in particular.

>>150011018
I dislike this fanart because it implies Megalovania is Aradia's theme, when it obviously is Jack's.

>>150015128
I hate to break it to you anon, but they made it into Aradias theme, Pesterquest has a remix of it just for her.

Still better than the idiots thinking its Vriskas.

>>150014935
The animated series should take a plot detour into an arc where Vriska starts hypnotizing the entire cast that ends with everyone sleeping with either closed, slitted or dizzy open eyes and then she laughs and high-fives Scratch and the episode just ends.

>>150015128
>it obviously is Jack's
*dr.andonuts'

>>150001152 (OP)
So is she hypnotized in the OP image? I don't get it.

>>150015162
You’re right except one thing Anon. This is a Vivziepop show. So clearly Vriska would be singing a song while doing it

Took most of the week, but the Crew is finished.

>>150015208
Make her a member of the midnight crew

>>150015065
CALM DOWN SATAN

>>150015195
YESYESYESYESYES

>>150015235
vriska singing come little children creepily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEYgyWC_BpM

>>150015278
If we don’t get the Vriska hypno song to launch a new generation of hypnofags and become the unofficial third member of the Kaa and Hypno family, this show is gay.

>>150015208
glorious job, anon

>>150015208
I HATE A MORAL COWARD, ONE WHO LACKS A MANLY SPARK

>>150015325
To be honest she probably won’t but another show might.
If anything it’ll probably be portrayed humorously like in the original comic. No seductive songs

>>150014801
>Space might still be essential because on that one we´re 2/2 for only them having a vulcano that acts as the Forge
theoretically, you could maybe make an artificial forge should you not have a space player, no?

>>150015582
They don’t understand that trying to make it funny is only going to make people hornier. Did they learn fucking nothing from Baby Got Back?

>>150015325
won't happen. have a consolation prize https://homesmutvoicesmain.tumblr.com/post/93064643321/bad-timing-mind-control-tavros-mspamdrew

>>150015650
>consolation prize
>it’s just moaning and shouting
This better be worth it. Is what I would say if this wasn’t just something you linked me to listen to for free.

>>150014612
I love this

>>150015764
It fits well with the earlier cattlekind idea

>>150015650
>>150015711
>not even a sleep command at the end
FUCK.

>>150015711
See what I find funny about you is that you seem to enjoy the confident, put together, seductive hypnotist, but nobody ever shows appreciation for the jittery, nervous, shy ones

>>150015800
I went through the time period on the internet where hypnofags were slowly pushing all their roleplay conventions and were playing literally any character you could think of as a hypnotist at least once (imagine bronies on Skype where there’s at least two actual canon hypnotists but they get to the point where they need to try Fluttershy and Big Mac), so I’m aware of them, but I can’t really name a single shy, awkward hypnotist I’m actually overtly into besides myself.

>>150015914
Alright. That’s fair. Just testing the waters for a thing

Personal headcanon that Rachel Clark of 4stuck is in fact Australian

>>150015972
Dude, if you drop an audio file of AI Vriska blasting me, I will be forever in your debt.

>>150015997
Blasting you? In the butt?

>>150015992
ok but also larry is italian in new york/new jersey and commonly shouts that the jannies on his steps get out of the way ala "HEY, I'M WALKIN' 'ERE"

>>150015997
No. But in a couple years I might drop a pilot about a person with hypnotic abilities.
Been working on it and I’m gonna get the script finished and registered this year. I have some connections in just working on strengthening them so I have an opportunity to pitch

>>150016066
I’m listening…

>>150002076
/u/fo here, I hope Rachel realizes the significance of Citrus in her home community.

>>150016066
>hypnofags actively attempting to corrupt the youth
A menace I say… a scourge on society

>>150016111
>implying The Jungle Book, Hypno’s Naptime, Molly Moon, etc. weren’t made by hypnofags

>>150016080
>>150016111
My story is a mystery. Kids can watch it if they want but it’s intended for inquisitive adults

>>150004815
an actual cartoon isn't really a loophole.

>>150016049
Where are Alan and Maiko from

time to try ouroboro salvation

>>150016348
>168 kids across a cosmic spiral of space and time play a video game.
Damn gonna check that out

i was driving and i had an epiphany about rachel

she drives a 2012 kia soul and enjoys gay fagot IPAs

>>150016269
alan lives in florida idk
maiko is born in japan but is currently alan's neighbor and childhood friend ever since her family immigrated there. she has a bit of an accent and goes full engrish when overwelmed

>>150016416
lmao perfect

no joke rach looks like my actual lesbian friend sans the flannel

>>150016416
Rachel and larry met at the bar and somehow came out moirails. Neither is sexually attracted to the other. Obviously

>>150016489
he keeps her (literal) faggotry in check
she keeps his (figurative) faggotry in check
it's beautiful

>>150016574
This bond should be illustrated by Rachel having an equally ridiculous strife

>>150016416
Wait, she's gay. She needs to drive a Subaru

>>150016396
I bookmarked a bunch to titles the threads have recc'd and am trying them out one by one

>>150016416
>*sips Monster Energy*

>>150002076

>try to activate the mysterious machine

Alan is already telling you what to do
The quicker you get this shit done the less you have to deal with him
Fucking Alan and his dogshit directions

Wha-

>>150017163

What the fuck is this?

>>150017183
ask alan what the fuck this floating rave light is for. how is this all even a webcomic

>>150017163
>freed the sprite with just one fist slam
based absolute unit of the team. gorillahands rachael is what they called her back in highschool

>>150017281
I guess you could say she's got a...gorilla grip.

>>150017183

>ask alan what the fuck this floating rave light is for. how is this all even a webcomic
>based absolute unit of the team. gorillahands rachael is what they called her back in highschool

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PROTOTYPE" ALAN?

What do you throw into the "Kernelsprite"?

>>150017485
Weezer Poster

>>150017485
Your Weezer Poster, you could never throw sweet innocent Jim into this seizure sphere.

>>150017485
>Hipster Dyke: Prototype Jim and the poster of one of Weezer's worst albums.

>>150015596
yeah but you'd need to figure out how to do that
it seems a bit unfair that you need to have two specific aspects to complete the game. sburb needs to patch this

>>150016416
if you drive a kia die.

>>150017485
Weezer

>>150016416
>Kia
>Not a subaru
Am I old? Are kias the new dyke meta?

>>150017485
One of those shitty IPAs. The one with the skeleton with the pilot helmet

>>150017485
==> ape-woman: part with your weezer poster into the sprite

>>150017719
Voodoo Ranger is such dogshit.

>>150017485
No jim is made for alan’s ass prototype a beer

>>150017536
>>150017564
>>150017596
>>150017658
>>150017720
Homestuck is dead

>>150017739
Consider the following
https://youtube.com/watch?v=huAuRGsXm9Q&pp=ygUOQ29rZSBhZCBiYXR0bGU%3D

>>150017774
Well, good thing this isn't Homestuck, then.

>>150017774
ur mum gey

>>150017719
the beers a good idea too

>>150014420
>Picrel
Remember last time someone made Jack wear some kind of silly hat, billions died as collateral

>>150018030
Being a 1930s gangster jack loves steamboat willy and would be forever contented if he were made to wear a mouse land hat

>>150018104
No. He’s upset because he wants to wear the full Steamboat captains hat with the mouse ears sticking out. The Ears along are insufficient

>>150018148
This is a fair and valid complaint.

>>150017485

>Weezer Poster
>Your Weezer Poster, you could never throw sweet innocent Jim into this seizure sphere.
>Hipster Dyke: Prototype Jim and the poster of one of Weezer's worst albums.
>Weezer
>==> ape-woman: part with your weezer poster into the sprite

Goddamn, is this a Homestuck thread, a vivzie thread, or a hypnokink thread?

>>150018276

Rad

>>150018360
It's a wankbrain thread.

>>150018366
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hnsTGv50Wds&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD

>>150018366
Ask Alan why there is a flying Weezer in your room

>>150018360
Yes. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay.

>>150018366
lmao holy shit

>>150018366
Praying that Rachel hates Pinkerton so Rivers can annoy her with Pink Triangle.
>Hipster Dyke: Pester Alan as to why only Rivers is there despite you throwing in the whole poster, and check one of those little screens on the oddly phallic machine.

>>150018360
Its just how Homestuck things turn out

>>150015278
Sucks there is no AI voicebank for Vriska, so have Eridan singing it instead.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7x7lk6.mp3

>>150018360
Homestuck is a hypnokink comic. That's an exaggeration, but I 100% believe Hussie was a closet Hypnohubian and that Vriska was, in spirit, an original hypno fandom OC like Ms. Erickson or Hypno-Mom.

>>150018881
I think her powers are actually just a metaphor for her being a very manipulative person

>>150018991
Thanks, Ari Aster slash Robert Eggers.

>>150018276
>>150018366
glorious

>>150018991
but it's established explicitly that she sucks ass at manipulation without mind control and terezi is way better at it despite having no powers, which makes spidergunt seethe

>>150018360
we are also a weezer thread now

>>150018881
Don't think we don't know it's you, /aco/ guy.

>>150019066
There are dozens of us.
DOZENS!
Also, I’m right.

>>150018366
geek out. holy shit it's your favorite band

>>150019048
Yeah exactly. Vriska is a cheater. She cheats at manipulation and she cheats at fights
>>150019075
Personally I call him Spiderkisser

>>150019155
>Personally I call him Spiderkisser
*flutters eyelashes*
B3

>>150018991
she literally did a double mobius reacharound of mindcontrol

>>150019192
Cause she's a power merchant. A 13 year old edgelord who just saw Death Note for the first time could probably manipulate better than Vriska without her powers. She isn't very smart.

>>150019437
She’s lucky that she’s the only one with her powers for most of the story and that the Condesce doesn’t see use in using her. In most other stories she’d end up stuck as a minion for a greater threat. Similar to Azula

Beep beep.
Who ordered all this fucking furniture?

>>150019600
Based prop factory anon

>>150007460
If you're doing an MSPFA, grab Photoshop CS3 from archive.org, that's the program Huss used.

>>150019600
nice sprites ikeanon

>>150019606
Careful assembling them. I ain't doing it.
Do the kids have any consoles? Is Maiko a Sony gal, is Rachel all about that Snoy to impress Maiko? Is Larry a PC Guy? Does Alan keep Sega alive?

>>150019621
Clearly both Alan and Rachel have some piece of shit old console nobody knows about that they alone like. I mean, there's gotta be some reason they became buds, right?

>>150019655
The Xbox 360.
They both played Halo 3 back when it was still going.
Either that or the PS3, with Demon's Soul's.

>>150019678
It could work, but it doesn't sound like the kind of obscure weird ass thing that would bring such an unlikely yet weirdly close friendship.

>>150019717
You don't understand how obscure Demon's Soul's was after Dark Souls. When it was at its height, it was eclipse'd by Dark Soul's lowest point.

>>150019621
alan and rachel have laptops
larry has a desktop
idk what maiko has i havent thought that far

make whatever you think would be funny

>>150019613
iiiii use gimp and i cant get photoshop CS3 to work right now so we get to suffer

>>150020367
>Alan and Rachel = Laptops
>Larry = Desktop
>Maiko = Unknown

>Make whatever you think would be funny.
Will do.

>>150019600
amazing job, thanks for coming over to install all this, ikea guy!

>>150020367
what does alan have in his room what kind of random shit does he like

I'll say this, Viv's new art style definitely fits Homestuck better than Zoophobia.

>>150020367
Maybe Maiko has a VR desktop and wears her headset all the time?

>>150020680
Alan has a framed poster of his underwear

>>150020846
>Maiko is on VR Chat all the fucking time as her favorite character.

>>150020867
this and the character is shrek

>>150001222
Wait....


The 4Chan fanbase...

STARTED HERE?!!!

>>150020680
Unused shitty vr headset

>>150020865
voting for this as well

>>150020680
Big ass poster of Captain underpants

>>150020680
mattress no bedframe

>>150020680
Taxi Driver poster

>>150001152 (OP)
I don’t think she looks like that

>>150020680
This>>150021395

>>150020680
Tacticool NERF guns and a signed Big Lebowski poster. Seconding >>150021296. It could be a Quest 1 or one of those fake headsets you put your phone into. Also seconding >>150021395.

>>150020680
a tiny ass CRT tv to go with his sega genesis

>>150021859
Which model Sega Genesis should he have? I vote the hockey puck.

>>150001152 (OP)
>hates moving

>>150021983
ITS THE BLOB, RUN!

>>150021983
Dont dox me wtf

>>150012939
Rufioh canonically had everybody but Meenah hit on him at least once. He's just very attractive, probably as a foil to that his Ancestor mirror is a big rebellion hero with grand accomplishments who also got a dommy pirate MILF.

>>150020680
Small garbage can full of crumpled paper and/or tissues

>>150012587
>>150012873
>>150012939
>>150022671
how do breath players keep fucking getting away with this?!

>>150023033
How much cream does a fellow need?

>>150022671
A rogue redistributes breathe, he could be considered the ultimate muse(not class Muse).
A thief on the other hand could inspire obsessive love, the ultimate user in an abusive relationship.

>>150022956
Cry some more, time 8itch, next time roll a good aspect instead, lol

>>150023175
davebros....

>>150023033
Does that say "Diddy"

>>150023880
Diddy runs a skincare empire instead of rapping(he still raps for commercials)in this universe

A not-so-young lady lays in her poorly lit bedroom. It just so happens that today, some fuckass day of some godforsaken year, she was going to get off her ass and try, for the hundredth time, to figure a way out of this hellhole. Alas, rotting in the floor seemed way more productive.

Since she is not going to bother to tell us, what should be the name of this young woman?

I'm not starting another adventure on the threads im just testing some shit, i really cant figure out how people resize the rooms and everything wihtout destroying the pixels on the sprites.

>>150024185
Molly Ringwald

>>150024185
>Spoiler
You take that back, also her name should be Beatrice Brown

>>150024185
gwen!
>rage player
oh hell yes

>>150024185
Ok good i was just about to complain about the distinct lack of megenormous tiddies like a real set of gigaton torpedos

>>150024185
Jackie Woesdotter

>>150024185
Missy Sunshine

>>150024185
Cocksnot Crustysock

>>150024185
Through some random (hand)picking, we find a name suitable for her. She displays her approval of the choice with the bare minimum energy. Way to go Gwen, give us nothing queen.

>>150024185
Beefqueef McHairyteat

>>150024479
>>150024185
Oh boy, I hope she comes back as a hidden character! Also, animation!

>>150024479
how does one do the text type effect?

>>150024519
good moment to say im a different anon, not the 4stuck one

>>150024522
https://mspfa.com/?s=41577&p=1
under the websites list, generate enter name gif
theres quite a few useful tools in there

its a good idea. anons should use these threads to test fanadventure stuff

Would anyone read a fan adventure of the classic Greentext, Fats McGee and his Retards Three?

>>150024666
It’s a classic for a reason is it not? We would read it at least. I could see a greentext channel reading a completed version for a youtube video

>>150024666
You’re telling me that isn’t just homestuck?

>>150024562
Wow, yeah, that stuff really is quite useful.
This'll come in handy for my own fanventure too. Thanks for posting this.

>>150024562
Man I need to learn how to use CSS. I wish the mspfa website had a place where you can just test CSS and see how it looks without starting a whole adventure

>>150020367
the "photoshop cs3 portable" one just werks for me but I am on windows 10, maybe if you ran it in compatibility mode?

>>150024479
If your RUMP wasn't so PLUSH you wouldn't spend all day sitting on it. One of the downsides of having a fat ass you guess.

Anyways, since you're standing now might as well go down and fix yourself som- God fucking damnit not again.

You swear if its one of those annoying little fucks you're building a new common grave, the last one was running out of space regardless.

||I'll stop here, ill link the adventure if i end up posting it for real in MSPFA||

>>150024948
Sure thing anon, good luck

>>150024948
Damn bro new best girl dropped. On her head. As a baby. Such is rage.

>>150024948
>gwen got nice ass
DRAWFAGS! REEEEEEEADY-

>>150024185
>I really cant figure out how people resize the rooms and everything wihtout destroying the pixels on the sprites.
I think thats just something you have to live with. I mean, Hussie does it too. Just look at how crusty everything is on even the third page

>>150024185
>spoiler
i think they just make one big image of the room and make it matched to the other sprite's pixel density, and then just crop a section of this room asset to fit into a typically sized panel. sorry if this explanation is shit i am very sleep deprived

>>150025218
this anon is correct

>>150001152 (OP)
so after nearly two decades
homestuck will be mainstream and relevant again

never even cared before because these people are fucking gross to meet in real life
the Rick and Morti of the late aughts

>>150010187
why does skaia clone them and send the clone to a seperate universe?

>>150010053
>>150010060
why didn't jade just ecto a new kid instead of cucking kanaya

>>150025763
Because thats what it needs to do to create the functional paradox. Think of the whole thing already having happened and Skaia having to make it work retroactively.

>>150025776
The explanation there was that Jade wanted it more personal than ectobiology. Doesn´t change the fact that she and Rose did the whole thing entirely behind Kanayas back than simply doing the one thing everyone otherwise does in pure excess in Homestuck: TALKING.

>>150025763
It's implied that all meteors get send to Earth and since there are two Earths within Universe-B, all meteors effectively get cloned (though I don't remember if they ever address what happened to the non-baby meteors on Earth-B)

>>150025776
Jade wanted to feel like a real mother instead of just doing more mad scientist crap. Rose meanwhile foresaw that the path to Kanaya's happiest future involved her leaving Rose, so Rose intentionally sabotaged her relationship with Kanaya to make it easier for her

>>150025810
Rose is a fucking idiot and Jade aswell for just being fine with that, theres no other way to put it.

Sup /hsg-I mean /htap/, I drew a Rose.
Currently drawing a Roxy to go with her, but I'm a little stuck on her outfit, so I'm open to suggestions.

>>150025830
Well, Jade didn't know that was Rose's plan. I assume Rose was the one who was like "Don't bother telling Kanaya, I'll deal with it". But yeah, Rose is pretty stupid to rely on her powers in that way and then it doesn't even work because she couldn't foresee Vriska fucking everything up again

>>150025840
The fact that Rose has to deal with the consequences of her bullshit is arguably one of the best things Vriska has even if unintentionally done. Now Meat/"Ultimate" Rose just needs to get slapped silly for buying into Dirks bullshit aswell.

>>150025839
How about something like this? Has a similar comfy vibe

>>150025852
The only logical consequence is Meat Kanaya marries Candy Kanaya and make out in front of both Roses crying

>>150025857
maybe, I would like to have them both in something comfy but I'd also like to avoid putting them both in sweaters

>>150025898
>spoiler
That's hot. Let's hope it happens.

>>150025898
How many fucking pictures are there of John 'the Sex' Egbert getting swarmed by other characters thirsting over him? This is like the third I've seen

>>150025898
>>150025923
Yeah, that outcome would be optimal.

>>150025919
Maybe a vest? Or just a cute summer dress

*8unp*

Whoever makes the next thread, call it “I Wanna Hypnotize [specific girl] Edition”, please.

>>150025763
It's a mechanic that happens when you scratch a session. Supposedly with the dancestors this was flipped and they were seeded backwards from after their scratch. Not all that different though from Jake being Jade's penpal and that forcing bad stuff to happen. That particular bunny-in-the-box time shit having some specific genesis is more or less an abandoned plot thread because at one point in Act 5 it's implied to be something Lord English does to sessions. A calling card.

>>150025949
No

john x kanaya is peak ship if you think about it

>>150025956
Also the fact thats transportalizing between the Beta/Alpha are possible, Jasper managed to have been in both.
>>150025971
Im not sure those two even talked once.

>>150025956
Yeah it's weird. The Scratch being named the same as Doc Scratch isn't just a funny coincidence, the Scratch is what allows Lord English to take control over a universe. Which is why Doc Scratch wants the same thing to happen to Earth. But then... Earth-B doesn't have Lord English ruling over it. It has the Condesce but she was also in Earth-A? And she's there because LE can't reach Earth but... they did the Scratch, so shouldn't that paradoxically give him control over it? Why is the first guardian a cat

>>150025976
they really should given the circumstances of both being cheated on, left on, basically being troll version of grimdorks, both are good parents

>>150025978
Was it ever said that the Scratch lets him do that, or is that simply a consequence because both scratched universes required a much more direct approach to get the results leading to Caliborn?

>>150025976
>>150025988
They did kind of talked. First was with Rose's account as a prank. And the actual first time was when she agreed to Karkat's plan to troll the humans via backwards in time. I like to believe Kanaya actually falling for John's prank got her interested in Rose when she was actually interested in John all along.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180927114130/homestuck.com/story/2705
https://web.archive.org/web/20180917133847/homestuck.com/story/1714

>>150025839
rough roxy

>>150026109
Cute

>>150026109
>Taller than rose
Downright pornographic

>>150024948
How old is she

>>150026163
If you have to ask then she's too young

>>150024948
>likes place beyond the pines
Oh my God, she's perfect.