Homestuck: The Animated Pilot
One day soon she will divide the internet once more
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:56:07 PM
No.150063393
>>150068007
>>150068417
>>150063371 (OP)
I, for one, welcome our spidery overlord
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:56:26 PM
No.150063399
>>150063371 (OP)
Vriska did absolutely nothing wrong and is built for big human dick!
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:58:18 PM
No.150063416
>>150063430
Peanus weenus.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:59:02 PM
No.150063430
>>150063569
>>150063416
what do his horns look like?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:59:39 PM
No.150063433
>>150072106
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:10:16 PM
No.150063569
>>150063430
what do his horns look like? the answer, is, of course, my peanus weenus.
hahah :)
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:13:44 PM
No.150063612
>>150063702
>>150063911
Ellith is rapemeat
>>150063612
WRONG! She is for love and cuddles!
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:22:19 PM
No.150063725
>>150064041
>>150063371 (OP)
She has the Sans Undertale song, there's no winning the anti-spider side.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:23:42 PM
No.150063740
>>150063911
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:36:38 PM
No.150063911
>>150063944
>>150063612
>>150063702
>>150063740
is she a mutant?
If so shes cullbait.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:39:42 PM
No.150063944
>>150064024
>>150064092
>>150063911
Its not stated but i think Moonrunes did a q&a on how their caste system works
>>150063371 (OP)
How do they plan to make a Homestuck cartoon? Isn't the bulk of the comic verbal salad and navel gazing?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:45:57 PM
No.150064024
>>150064092
>>150064459
>>150063944
>it's not stated
She's literally called a mutant in the first interaction she has with the golf troll. She says she and her lusus don't like to use that word, but she's a mutant or at least might be, since she doesn't understand the hemospectrum.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:47:04 PM
No.150064041
>>150063725
That's Aradia though
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:48:59 PM
No.150064063
>>150064229
>>150066513
>>150063991
>I havenโt read it but Iโm going to insult it anyway
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:50:58 PM
No.150064092
>>150063944
>>150064024
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=592
They due to some figurative and literal fuckery in the past got subcastes on their planet.
>>150063991
Simply put, this upcoming adaptation is not going to be very faithful. It's possible to do a near 1:1 adaptation of Homestuck to a cartoon, but it would consist of many scenes of kids typing, which would be very time-consuming for both the creators and viewers. Many scenes would also lose their impact from the format and medium shift.
This is speculation, but they will likely heavily truncate all the original dialog and restructure most of the non-linear storytelling in order to save time (and make things less confusing).
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:00:44 PM
No.150064229
>>150064063
It's been awhile anon, a lot of that shit's hard to remember.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:05:28 PM
No.150064299
>>150064346
>>150063371 (OP)
Is Vriska Serket controversial because sheโs a fetish character?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:08:41 PM
No.150064346
>>150064299
No, but that fact doesn't help.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:12:06 PM
No.150064403
>>150064429
>>150072163
>>150064212
>This is speculation, but they will likely heavily truncate all the original dialog and restructure most of the non-linear storytelling in order to save time (and make things less confusing).
It's pretty much guaranteed. You can't possibly bring homestuck to a new audience without filtering out what filtered out ex-readers in the first place. yes, they will cut and trim and optimize the story so that we don't have 9 epsiodes of kids messing with captchalogs and sylledexes. something that can be shown visually instead. the non-linear part, i doubt they would get rid of it entirely. that's something that can and has been done in this type of medium while also being intrinsic to homestuck's identity and story. so it's not a question of IF they will compress the story, but how.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:14:12 PM
No.150064429
>>150064504
>>150064403
I would argue some bits even fit perfect for animation because you can have end of episode scenes with the exiles for example.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:15:50 PM
No.150064459
>>150064024
My girl is not a mutant, and if she is, shes getting raped extra hard
Way too late to reply to the tierlists in the other thread, but I use people's opinions on Tavros as a pleb filter. If he's in your highest (as rare as that is) or lowest tiers, you didn' read Homestuck right.
I'd use Vriska, but coomers skew the results.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:18:32 PM
No.150064504
>>150064542
>>150064429
i like the idea of post credit scenes like Invincible. After seeing john kick a goblin's ass, roll creds, bam, we see WV exploring the post meteor earth
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:21:16 PM
No.150064542
>>150064607
>>150064504
Exactly, bits like that would work perfectly and im almost 100% sure weยดre gonna see Karkat in that way in the pilot. Not interacting with the kids, just his own entrance into the game as a parallel to John. The fact his Lusussprites with him in the trailer feels like its giving it away.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:25:31 PM
No.150064602
>>150064489
>Repulsive, isnโt it?!
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:25:55 PM
No.150064607
>>150064768
>>150064859
>>150064542
It could be really cool if the show manages to recreate the timey wimey nonsense of paradox space by playing the troll session as if itโs happening at the same time as the human one, then pulling the rug out from under the audience by revealing its a flashback
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:28:04 PM
No.150064638
>>150064815
>>150064895
quirked up wwhite buoy wwith a little bit of swwag
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:37:41 PM
No.150064768
>>150064607
That one does get complicated though because they would have to fit that in before it gets to act 3 where we already have a few of them messaging them. You also would end up with 8 of them pretty much disappearing then until Act 5.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:41:42 PM
No.150064815
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:44:39 PM
No.150064859
>>150064607
I do think they will do that for merch reasons but it will require full episodes probably by episode 3
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:46:29 PM
No.150064889
*wwave hello to the thread*
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:46:49 PM
No.150064895
>>150064923
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:49:00 PM
No.150064923
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:49:25 PM
No.150064932
>>150063991
By the short clip you can already see it will be reimagining of it rather than an adaptation.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:04:17 PM
No.150065164
>>150065762
>>150064489
>he thinks mivnol didn't read tavros right
>>150063702
Built for Korpus cock
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:09:52 PM
No.150065249
>>150065229
She would accidentally snap him in two like the twig he is.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:37:26 PM
No.150065650
>>150065229
Never ask a hemo-supremacist the blood color of his girlfriend
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 8:44:37 PM
No.150065762
>>150065164
>He needs his opinion validated by youtuber wannabe
Alan fanart posted in the mspfa comments several days ago
Feel like it got posted already but wwhatever
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:05:16 PM
No.150066079
>>150064489
Iโm tend to regard both pretty neutrally, but now that you mention it I did put Tavros closer to the bottom and Vriska to the top.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:07:39 PM
No.150066111
>>150065950
Well, that's definitely some period accurate art.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:10:24 PM
No.150066153
>>150066647
>>150065229
Korpus will watch from THE CHAIR while Mallum struggles to not get his pelvis shattered by Ellith
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:11:42 PM
No.150066184
>>150065950
That one in fact wasnยดt posted yet in the threads, good shit.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:30:29 PM
No.150066474
>>150066550
>>150065950
Is this the art from that pigface pfp who screamed about yaoi and dropped a link that I didn't dare touch?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:33:04 PM
No.150066513
>>150064063
I did read it. I can even point to Roxy as the a major perpetrator of the verbal salad and navel gazing. There was a lot of lore and comedy and violence and romantic shipping. Including the literal shipping wall. But when the author wanted to grind the action to a halt to have pages of back and forth between two people - that's exactly what we got.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:35:18 PM
No.150066550
>>150066604
>>150066474
Yes i dont know what you expected
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:39:26 PM
No.150066600
>>150066641
Roxy:
>Divorced John
>Cheated on him with a green lizard
>Passively supported a world class super dictator
Terezi:
>Beat him to get him off his ass
>Sucked him silly inside his father's car
>Is still looking for a way to bring him back
Conclusion: always go gray
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:39:59 PM
No.150066604
>>150066615
>>150066550
Probably something freakier given the previous comments.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:40:38 PM
No.150066615
>>150066707
>>150066604
Give it time, that ones fully onboard with Rachels Alan the Homo Agenda.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:42:00 PM
No.150066641
>>150066662
>>150066713
>>150066600
Terezi killed John in an alternate timeline before getting to know the guy.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:42:28 PM
No.150066647
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:12 PM
No.150066662
>>150066702
>>150066641
To be fair, she wasnยดt happy about that and underestimated John actually going through with that bullshit.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:44:38 PM
No.150066688
eridan redemption arc when?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:45:34 PM
No.150066702
>>150066662
>she felt bad about it
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:45:56 PM
No.150066707
>>150066757
>>150066615
>only other male character is a loyal waifufag
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:46:04 PM
No.150066713
>>150066818
>>150066641
You dont think getting head from a girl that sees the world through her tongue makes up for that? Also that John ended up with Vriksa in the dream bubbles, so he went gray regardless
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:46:47 PM
No.150066724
>>150066703
I love nerdy freckled redheads. Id crush this minor pussy in a heartbeat
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:48:55 PM
No.150066757
>>150067044
>>150066707
Anon she already Prototyped Weezer, life will find a way by going further with that.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:04 PM
No.150066762
>>150066772
>>150066703
Isn't she 12?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:51 PM
No.150066772
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:50:04 PM
No.150066776
>>150066791
Maybe anti shippers are right
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:50:57 PM
No.150066791
>>150066776
Never go all in on shipping and only enjoy it in small doses, otherwise its causing major brainrot.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:52:48 PM
No.150066818
>>150066713
>getting head from a girl that sees the world through her tongue
When you put it like that...
Would Kris be a homestuck?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:58:43 PM
No.150066922
>>150066934
>>150066703
Is skye /ourgirl/?
>schizzo
>calls people faggot
All she needs to do is drop racial slurs and shes perfect. Hopefully we see her soon
>>150066703
>>150066922
From wheres that one?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:59:47 PM
No.150066938
>>150066879
What do you think ruined krisโ social life and make kris think ending the world for a bit of fun is a good idea?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:17 PM
No.150066947
>>150066963
>>150066934
https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=1
Space Days. It's made by Tridesert, the other person working on Prisounebound
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:25 PM
No.150066950
>>150066963
>>150066934
Space Days
Its made by Tridesert who helps make prisounebound. Theyre in same universe i think
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:45 PM
No.150066959
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:56 PM
No.150066963
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:55 PM
No.150066984
>>150066994
>>150066703
Im convinced this douchebag is going to crush mad lakelyn pussy
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:01 PM
No.150066992
>>150066879
nah they'd, using their own words, "avoid it like the plague"
noelle however would've been in the fandom, fall out of it around 2015, and go all "The flashbacks!! the buckets and ships!! the whiplash i got from hearing about homestuck again >0<"
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:22 PM
No.150066994
>>150067362
>>150067588
>>150066984
Kid-proportioned characters shouldn't have necks. He looks like a countryball
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:47 PM
No.150067034
>>150065950
>anon already getting fanart
holy shit fans are fast
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:08:52 PM
No.150067044
>>150066757
weezer is simply the correct choice no matter what the circumstance
>Groom Rose
>Marry Rose
>Have an awkward family dinner with Roses mother on Christmas
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:18 PM
No.150067099
>>150067048
faggot behavior
like you literally have mom lalonde right there and yet you choose her dorky daughter
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:32 PM
No.150067102
>>150067048
You're saying I get to marry Rose AND visit her milf of a mom at christmas? Sigh me up
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:36 PM
No.150067327
>>150067337
Vriska cursed thread
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:19 PM
No.150067335
>>150071209
>>150067048
No no no
>Groom rose
>manage to have dinner with rose and mom
>See that mom is leagues better
>Fuck mom behind rose's back
>"Get caught" by rose mid fuck
>gas light into a threesome
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:28 PM
No.150067337
>>150067619
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:33:39 PM
No.150067362
>>150066994
I strongly dislike neckless artstyles. boy just needs a thicker neck
TriDesert
8/26/2025, 10:49:43 PM
No.150067588
>>150069651
>>150066994
This is fucking killing me, its why the artstyle has such a drastic change later on, i hated how funky they looked
This is his sprite later on lol
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:16 PM
No.150067619
>>150067337
Just reposting my favourite artist
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:52:17 PM
No.150067632
>>150067994
>>150067632
mid ship, show me something more interesting.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:14:23 PM
No.150068007
>>150068129
>>150063393
I will beat he to death with my own two hands.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:22:28 PM
No.150068129
>>150068202
>>150068007
Vriska humans dont call that black romance they call that domestic assault
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:27:29 PM
No.150068202
>>150068129
Try and argue its black romance in court, it might confuse them enough to get through.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:00 PM
No.150068257
>>150068282
>>150068632
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:54 PM
No.150068269
>>150068296
these two. just having a good time
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:32:48 PM
No.150068282
>>150068257
Now this I can get behind or between
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:33:49 PM
No.150068296
>>150068615
>>150068269
that is the most fuckable Dave I have ever seen, my god
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:33:50 PM
No.150068297
>>150063371 (OP)
Overall I'm just ready for a new wave of people who agree with me in thinking she's the hottest troll, and ngl, Troll Romance^2 is gonna be WAY FURTHER REACHING that the 2nd coming of Vriscourse.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:41:26 PM
No.150068417
>>150069189
>>150063393
i cried during this scene
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:43:24 PM
No.150068442
>>150068756
>>150071380
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:55:36 PM
No.150068615
>>150068296
oh you have no idea just how much nice art there is
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:56:33 PM
No.150068632
>>150068257
she should've switched sprites with jake
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:04:08 AM
No.150068756
>>150068442
peak, Hussie will burn in hell for not making this one happen
As someone who has little to no knowledge of this franchise can someone explain to me what it is?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:06:39 AM
No.150068795
>>150068763
8000+ page multimedia webcomic with a metanarrative streak about games being the means through which reality is propagated and the consequences therein
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:07:33 AM
No.150068809
>>150068763
4 dorky kids get online to play a game together that warps reality kinda like jumanji. turns out there's a lot more complex things going on such as alternate universes and time travel
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:09:00 AM
No.150068847
>>150068763
Mildly interesting webcomic spawns horrible fandom, is promptly ruined out of spite by creator.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:11:52 AM
No.150068896
>>150069031
>>150063371 (OP)
a whole new generation will have their sexualities ruined forever
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:19:16 AM
No.150069031
>>150068896
Implying the generations not already down bad for evil woman.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:29:05 AM
No.150069189
>>150069208
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:30:03 AM
No.150069208
>>150069456
>>150069189
Keep Wacking All Bitches?
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 12:46:45 AM
No.150069456
>>150069208
Yes
At least most of them
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:59:01 AM
No.150069628
>>150068763
There's a lot of fucking around on IM clients. It's comparable to a visual novel due to the amount of text under the images sometimes. It's still a comic of a sort but it's got a large amount of fake adventure game and character chat logs. At the beginning it had a reader suggestion component that got dropped pretty early in the scheme of things. Most of the "playable" characters have names that came from reader suggestions.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:00:37 AM
No.150069651
>>150067588
It's fine, tridesert. I still like the comic a lot
Has no one seriously made a Kanaya version of the KEKlin copypasta yet?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:09:36 AM
No.150069812
>>150069701
Be the change you want to see in the world
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:13:26 AM
No.150069874
>>150069952
>>150069701
Is it even a template, I thought you're supposed to make up a new one every time.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:19:01 AM
No.150069952
>>150069874
Yeah, but it has something of a defined structure.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:26:10 AM
No.150070066
>>150070177
>>150069701
the what now?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:32:27 AM
No.150070177
>>150070239
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:36:16 AM
No.150070239
>>150070392
>>150070177
jesus fucking christ i knes /dbs/ was the closest thing to a mental asylum this site has but this level of schizophrenia is wild
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:46:59 AM
No.150070392
>>150070239
HSG already was /co/'s equivalent to /dbs/, desu.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:56:05 AM
No.150070516
>>150070594
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 2:01:38 AM
No.150070594
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:02:05 AM
No.150070601
>>150070821
>>150071120
when next 4stuck page
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:18:18 AM
No.150070821
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:25:17 AM
No.150070904
>>150070912
>>150070878
I'm pretty sure this counts as harassment of a special needs individual...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:26:18 AM
No.150070912
>>150070904
Youโd say that if she did it to me.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:41:15 AM
No.150071120
>>150071136
>>150071192
>>150070601
I already got it. It's about Alan, Rachel and Maiko having a sloppy thereesome.
And then Rivers Cuomo sings the sweater song.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:41:59 AM
No.150071136
>>150071120
hawt lookin forward to it
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:45:36 AM
No.150071192
>>150071227
>>150071120
insert kek larry copypasta here
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:46:41 AM
No.150071209
>>150067335
the two of them are fucked up enough they'll be the ones gaslighting you into it
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:47:33 AM
No.150071227
>>150071249
>>150071192
Larry has eyes only for Roxy. He is an true waifu man.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:49:01 AM
No.150071249
>>150071337
>>150071227
thats why the kek larry copypasta includes an entire section about Rachel scissoring his sprite in front of him while he watches impotently
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:54:42 AM
No.150071337
>>150071359
>>150071518
>>150071249
Actually write it then no balls
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:55:48 AM
No.150071359
>>150071337
>leet digits
6001
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:55:52 AM
No.150071362
>>150071498
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:56:58 AM
No.150071380
>>150068442
Let's come up with a ship name for this one. An(y)o(u)n?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:06:54 AM
No.150071498
>>150071362
Get thee gone.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:07:06 AM
No.150071502
>>150071337
WHA-! ALAN-SAMA!?!? You say you GOT TIRED of me CALLING you a FAGGOT!? And you're going to FUCK both WOMEN on our session and MAKE ME WATCH!??! You're going to ALCHEMIZE a PLASTIC CHAIR for me to SIT in while you do so!? Whats more you'll make RACHEL use her BLOOD POWERS to cut OFF circulation from MY LIMBS so i CANT get up!? And you're going to then STRAIGHTEN the DYKE so she can't CALL YOU A FAGGOT anymore either!?!??! All while you POUND Maiko's ASIAN CERVIX!? And since you KNOW I'm MINDBROKEN for my STAINED CARDBOARD CUTOUT you're also going to FUCK my ROXYSPRITE!? And then you WON'T even let ME clean your SEED out of her but instead will force RACHEL to do so!?!?!?!? And after shes FULLY mindbroken you'll have her ORDER Bensprite to keep FUCKING Roxysprite in front of me!?!?!? And then all of you will call me a KEK!? AND on TOP OF THAT you'll change my WING DINGS to KRILLIN emojis!? YABBA DABBA DOO IT ALREADY MAN
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:08:53 AM
No.150071529
>>150071536
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:09:27 AM
No.150071536
>>150071576
>>150071529
ill have you know my sister came in and asked why i was un-balding krillin
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:12:16 AM
No.150071576
>>150071536
That is suitable embarassment. This is why I keep my door closed.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:12:47 AM
No.150071585
>>150069701
Jade
I See You Are Fucking My Wife Again
Just Absolutely Ruining Her Human Pussy With Your Gargantuan Knotted Canine Phallus
Well That Is To Be Expected Since I Have Never Once Made Her Orgasm And As A "White Woman" She Is Known To Be Immensely Susceptible To The Genitalia Of Barkbeasts
Whats That
You Mean To Say My Dearest Wife Rose Has Become Addicted To Being Impregnated And Dear Yiffany Is Going To Have Not One But Several Dozen Siblings From Now On
And Then Afterwards You Shall Invite John To "Spitroast" Her While I Am Trapped And Locked Within A Captchalogue Card Helpless And Immobile But Still Able To Hear And Watch
And As Final Insult You Will Shrink Me Down And Tie Me To Your Immensely Radioactive Knot So That I May Roast In The Light Of The Green Sun While I Serve As A Pleasure Nub To Rub Against My Wifes Clitoris Providing Her The Only Satisfaction I Ever Shall In My Entire Life Until I Am At Last Crushed Into Pulp From The Force Of Your Relentless God Tier Slamfucking
Well What Can I Say Except
Yabba Dabba Doo
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:17:11 AM
No.150071649
The only good version of Calliope.
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 3:19:28 AM
No.150071677
>>150071643
Ok, this is where its at
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:23:24 AM
No.150071716
>>150071518
Anon delivered.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:23:32 AM
No.150071720
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:29:30 AM
No.150071825
>>150071643
I audibly laughed
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:43:44 AM
No.150072029
>>150072102
>>150071518
Maybe i will make that fanfic
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:45:23 AM
No.150072057
>>150071643
She was held up at riflekind-point
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:46:42 AM
No.150072076
>>150071518
I hate you but I did indeed have a laugh
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:48:29 AM
No.150072102
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:48:43 AM
No.150072106
>>150063433
>original pastebin of ovipositive 404s
its so fucking over
>>150064212
>>150064403
But that's a big part of its charm, i don't think i would've been as passionate about homestuck if it was straightforward.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:52:48 AM
No.150072178
>>150071643
glorious. and awful. but glorious. at least something good came from the worst timeline
>>150063371 (OP)
wait what the fuck do you mean we're getting a cartoon
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:54:31 AM
No.150072218
>>150072277
>>150072707
>>150071643
How does Andrewxander "Hussie" "The Hussmeister" Hussington hope to make a homestuck revival after making THIS canon?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:55:35 AM
No.150072233
>>150072325
>>150072183
Good morning anon
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:56:36 AM
No.150072249
>>150072594
Reminder that Sollux's canonical full name is Solluxander Captor.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:57:05 AM
No.150072258
>>150072239
>the joke is that swearing is bad
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 3:57:42 AM
No.150072270
>>150072239
He would never curse and look like that. Not ominous enough
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:58:01 AM
No.150072277
>>150072707
>>150072218
Kanaya... you do not deserve this fate...I am so sorry... I will save you from Beyond Canon... I swear it...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:00:07 AM
No.150072303
>>150072313
>>150073581
>>150063371 (OP)
Vriska did nothing wrong, ever.
Lovecraft's cat
8/27/2025, 4:00:40 AM
No.150072311
>>150072239
He would always curse and definitely looks like that. He's sufficiently ominous!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:00:44 AM
No.150072313
>>150072368
>>150073581
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:01:36 AM
No.150072325
>>150072233
>>150072239
fuck me fucking sideways I should start lurking /co/ again
What would be THE SCARIEST classpect in general?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:04:26 AM
No.150072362
>>150072459
>>150072356
What kind of question is this?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:05:00 AM
No.150072368
>>150073581
>>150072313
Especially that
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:05:47 AM
No.150072380
>>150072183
Where the fuck have you been for the past 2 weeks
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:08:02 AM
No.150072408
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:08:25 AM
No.150072414
>>150072356
Muse of Rage.
Everything gets worse. All hope is depleted. Unhappiness reigns.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:11:11 AM
No.150072459
>>150072362
Who would you not want to fight or be in a session with?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:18:13 AM
No.150072562
I hate Vriska (still would though)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:20:21 AM
No.150072594
>>150072600
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:20:41 AM
No.150072600
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:21:02 AM
No.150072610
>>150072627
>>150063371 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:21:54 AM
No.150072626
>>150070878
I don't get it, someone explain?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:21:55 AM
No.150072627
>>150072610
I'm a GUY you faggot.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:24:05 AM
No.150072660
>>150072356
not counting the op classes (lords/muses) a bard of, uhh doom? inevitable fuckery you can do literally nothing about
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:25:57 AM
No.150072689
>>150074214
>>150063371 (OP)
Will they even have Trolls other than a cameo of Karkat and her? It's a pilot not a series yet.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:27:27 AM
No.150072707
>>150072218
>>150072277
Huh. I think I stopped reading at the Epilogue, kinda figured the name was self-explanatory that it was the post-ending part and that was just kinda it.
Guess I'll continue believing that.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:27:33 AM
No.150072709
>>150072163
Same here, but that aspect of the comic is one of the obvious things that would be changed in some way with an adaptation.
I'd totally watch a 100% faithful show even if it would amount to a high budget animated fandub that lasted hours upon hours, but that doesn't have a lot of appeal outside the already established fandom.
Welcome to the Salty /HSG/, how tough are ya?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:33:05 AM
No.150072770
>>150063991
>>150064212
>>150072163
like anon said it won't be faithful. a lot of amazing dialogue will get cut short
at best the closest an adaptation will get is doing something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQV_XfV24Y but we all know it won't
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:34:00 AM
No.150072786
>>150072765
I haven't even read homestuck
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:34:58 AM
No.150072803
>>150072765
im a frog with the universe inside myself haha lol
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:35:00 AM
No.150072804
>>150072818
>all the mspfa forum threads straight up lost
>all the 2010s fanadventures forgotten
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:36:20 AM
No.150072818
>>150072804
all dem hamboigahs...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:39:14 AM
No.150072855
>>150071643
i remember when kanaya said this
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:42:39 AM
No.150072897
My favorite crackship is kanheir, because the fics where rose gets hella cucked are really hot.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:47:29 AM
No.150072958
>>150073035
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:53:46 AM
No.150073035
>>150072958
>can i join john ehgbert?
ok my friend saw jade: enter tonight. before watching I asked him what he thought the kids did that was so bad it fucked everyone's session. his guess was letting jade sleep the whole adventure instead of getting her in
up until now he thought bec was a lusus or something. but in his eyes no it's vriska's fault and karkat is flaming the wrong person
he's sad bro dies but is impressed he held out that long again jack
he thinks tavros threat to fight vriska is all bark and no bite. it won't go anywhere it was just a gag to show him falling down more stairs
hussie riding a dragon was...a thing
in the john: enter village minigame he wanted to stop talking to the consorts because john kept giving away his boondollars to them. he was especially upset he spent 10,000 boonbucks to buy a mystery item that was a smuppet
he was floored when jack killed john but it's ok because john: rise up happens right after
although he did mention that vriska is so much more psychotic than he thought. he still would though. he would kanaya too
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:56:21 AM
No.150073064
>>150073201
>>150073038
The desire to fuck Vriska is the gayest thing a man could ever hope to imagine.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:56:26 AM
No.150073065
>>150073038
Midblood bitches are the best
>>150073038
Man, I should ask some of my friends if they want to do some sort of Homestuck read along too. It seems fairly fun and would make a re-read a bit more interesting for me.
>he would kanaya too
Very true and based.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:06:18 AM
No.150073179
>>150072356
Ignoring Muse/Lord it depends what you mean. To face or would suck to be? I imagine being a Seer of Doom would fucking suck personally even if its useful.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:07:55 AM
No.150073201
>>150073064
tell me the troll you wanna fuck so i can roast you
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:09:26 AM
No.150073221
>>150073234
>>150072765
I unironically doodled myself as a troll and going on adventures and shit and will draw myself hugging dirk soon. I spent 3 hours this morning talking to my friend who has not read homestuck about the god tiers
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:10:33 AM
No.150073234
>>150073266
>>150073221
Can I see this doodle?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:13:13 AM
No.150073266
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:16:09 AM
No.150073301
>>150073038
>hussie riding a dragon was...a thing
Man, it must be pretty weird to people who don't know the specific 80s fantasy movie he references there and other places. On top of how weird it is anyway.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:17:54 AM
No.150073322
>>150073387
Kind of fucked up their not even gonna be in the series ten thousand dollars down the shitter
Marry, fuck, kill: Mom Lalonde, Epilogues Roxy, Alpha Rose- go!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:22:00 AM
No.150073387
>>150073465
>>150073322
They knew what they were getting. The Kickstarter plainly said it would have cost $100,000 for them to survive beyond a single page
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:22:22 AM
No.150073392
>>150073369
Marry: Candy Roxy
Fuck: Mom Lalonde
Kill: Meat Roxy
Marry: Alpha Rose
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:22:32 AM
No.150073395
>>150074329
>>150073038
>he still would though. he would kanaya too
excellent taste. your boy's gonna go far
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.150073396
>>150073369
I'd marry rose
She seems like she'd be a fun wife
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 5:24:34 AM
No.150073427
>>150073526
Dave running from a pissed off dog
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:27:50 AM
No.150073465
>>150073563
>>150073387
even if they did it would've been 2 pages top
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:31:49 AM
No.150073514
>>150073575
>>150074149
>>150073172
did hussie ever explain why kanaya of all characters got the twilight treatment?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:32:29 AM
No.150073526
>>150073610
>>150073427
He is running from a pissed dog
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:32:39 AM
No.150073531
Which troll originally posted the Peanus Weenus copypasta?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:35:50 AM
No.150073563
>>150073629
>>150073465
They could have paid $1,000,000 each to have their characters become the most important characters in Homestuck tho
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:36:41 AM
No.150073575
>>150073601
>>150073514
Why do you think?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:36:54 AM
No.150073577
>>150073172
it's a ton of fun reading to a friend I highly recommend it. plus you get to be a sort of historian for them. I got to clue him in on the trickster mode john easter egg. I explained what an interactive webcomic is that that the orange guy is the author himself. we read karkat's hilarious memos aloud as different characters. and he gives me his impressions on whatever the hell we got through that night and it's like vicariously re-reading it for the first time
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:37:08 AM
No.150073581
>>150072303
>>150072313
>>150072368
To any and all Vriska Serket fans that still read these threads one year on from the late 2024 clusterfuck: How long have you had to hide that youโre turned on by her powers? Have you had similar experiences where other Homestuck fans will try to subdue or bully away your feelings? Vriska being a hypnosis fetish character, do you think she could have fit in with 2011-era hypno board culture on Sleepychan or Hypnohub?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:38:21 AM
No.150073601
>>150073575
sincerely no idea. felt out of nowhere then, still feels out of nowhere now
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 5:39:17 AM
No.150073610
>>150073526
Better than running from a piss dog
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:40:44 AM
No.150073626
>>150073038
I'm jealous my friends hated this shit. One got to Act 6 and quit, the other Act 4.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:40:53 AM
No.150073629
>>150073563
doesn't mean shit
they could've easily been the most important character in the setting yet still appear in like one infodump page maybe
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:42:44 AM
No.150073652
>>150072163
i think that's what im most excited about for the show is that it'll at least encourage people to read the original source and experience it that way. i don't believe the show will drop episodes per week so fans will have a lot of time to kill
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:43:34 AM
No.150073663
>>150073695
>>150073697
>>150070878
Vriska wouldnโt dare rape a special needs troll would she?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:45:57 AM
No.150073695
>>150073712
>>150073663
I mean, I donโt think so, but Iโve never asked her.
Vriska! If you still read 4chan, can you tell this anon whether youโd rape a special needs troll?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:46:01 AM
No.150073697
>>150073663
she would in fact go out of her way to do that
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:46:09 AM
No.150073702
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:47:02 AM
No.150073712
>>150073826
>>150073695
>you are suddenly compelled to fall asleep
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:47:10 AM
No.150073715
>>150071643
Yep YEP! My HEROINE said this!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:49:16 AM
No.150073747
>>150071643
kek, based, canon
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:53:36 AM
No.150073807
>>150085718
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:54:57 AM
No.150073826
>>150073899
>>150073712
Haha! Iโm not special needsโฆr-right?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:59:46 AM
No.150073889
>>150071643
fuck you. you are ruining my waifu and i'm still laughing
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:00:18 AM
No.150073899
>>150074032
>>150073826
This is /hsg/, EVERYONE and their faves are special needs
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:09:22 AM
No.150074007
arch nemesis in venture broโs is basically kismisitude
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 6:11:14 AM
No.150074032
>>150073899
Anybody who could provide for those special needs would deserve and need a big payday - expect the issues to continue
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:20:06 AM
No.150074149
>>150074204
>>150074210
>>150073514
He just procrastinated on putting in the narrative work to make it feel earned or whatever. Liked the idea more than attempting to execute it well. One of the ways in which he's not a professional, etc.
>You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays.
>Just before the sun goes down and you join your flora in rest, you immerse yourself in tales of RAINBOW DRINKERS and SHADOW DROPPERS and FORBIDDEN PASSION.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:24:06 AM
No.150074204
>>150074313
>>150074149
What would he have had to do to make it feel earned?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:24:40 AM
No.150074210
>>150074149
oh shit i have completely forgotten she was a smutfag
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:25:12 AM
No.150074214
>>150072689
I think they're going to do the troll plot as a simultaneous B plot to the kids instead of having them come in later and take over the story for an act
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:35:29 AM
No.150074313
>>150074401
>>150074204
I dunno, a couple instances of her being physiologically different from other trolls and them noticing? Maybe some minor drama about it?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:37:46 AM
No.150074329
>>150074396
>>150074647
>>150073172
>>150073395
The state Anon finds his boy in after twitter homestuck fans discover a man has any slight attraction to Kanaya
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:45:13 AM
No.150074396
>>150074487
>>150075024
>>150074329
I like her and karkat. Her and rose are boring, they're too similar personality-wise IMO and basically don't have a dynamic
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:45:31 AM
No.150074401
>>150074488
>>150074846
>>150074313
I don't find it credible that you really mean it when you say you want this, when the common issue people take with Hivebent is that Hussie took a sudden detour from the 4 kids to focus on a cast of new characters. And it was already heavily abridged and shortened.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:45:45 AM
No.150074405
IโM NOT TAKINโ MY SNEAKERS OFF
I AM SNEAKERS OโTOOLE
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:46:15 AM
No.150074408
imagine the gentle femdom
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:53:48 AM
No.150074487
>>150074396
I like them specifically because they're just bffs. I like that they can BE good friends. Rose is kind of a mess and she really does need someone fussy like Kanaya to keep her from getting too fucked up on her irony poisoning. Kanaya is pretty sincere in all her dramatics, Rose is mostly just putting on airs.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:53:56 AM
No.150074488
>>150074846
>>150074401
Well yeah that's true. The other thing working against it is the trolls are all freaks in their own way. It's a constant. But in any case, *something* could have been worked into all those pesterlogs without affecting the pagecount but I don't think there's much of anything.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:54:16 AM
No.150074493
Just finished Openbound during my reread. Good fucking lord what a crock of shit that was
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:02:11 AM
No.150074587
>>150074625
>>150074627
>>150063371 (OP)
Could this just... fail?
I mean, the fanbase is a lot smaller, people burnt out or disgusted.
Vizi's dick riders will check it out, but I just don't see an adapation getting people fixated the way the original format made the original diehards. I mean it'll probably get a season, maybe 2 but I can't see this thing going further than that without being cancelled.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:04:56 AM
No.150074625
>>150074642
>>150074587
My guy, it's already gotten a million views. This whooole piece of shit is gonna be forcefully necro'd by Alphababs who will revere it as they have Deltarune. It's so fucking over chuds
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:05:01 AM
No.150074627
>>150074587
Most fans left mid act 6. So I can see a lot of people who havenโt thought of homestuck in years checking it out. Even if views drop off after a time.
Itโs always a possibility. It could be as simple as the youtube algo shafting it
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:06:08 AM
No.150074642
>>150074625
Alpha males and females arent old enough for it. Deltaruneโs main demographic is zoomers
>>150074329
No one can take away my Kanaya fantasies, certainly not some twitter idiots.
No matter how broken my body may become, my brain will continue to flood the ether with heterosexual Maryam smut.
The combined effort of every Alternian psychic working together would not be enough to pry these lurid thoughts from my mind.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:10:13 AM
No.150074694
>>150074647
Augh! My knee! It just gave in!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:12:05 AM
No.150074722
>>150074647
Holy goat...
nggh.... Rosemary polycule.... wait for me in paradox space....
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:19:02 AM
No.150074788
>>150074647
>Anon releases the Vast Nut.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:25:16 AM
No.150074846
>>150074401
>>150074488
And even if he did have to add 8-10 pages to Hivebent, I'm not saying he'd have to, but if he did and it made Murderstuck later flow better, I personally would take that trade-off. Why not? I don't find the argument that I wouldn't as credible.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:28:51 AM
No.150074876
>>150074965
>>150074997
>>150074647
absolutely based
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:36:40 AM
No.150074965
>>150074972
>>150074876
Damn, that crab dick must go hard.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:37:27 AM
No.150074972
>>150074985
>>150074965
nah she was fuckin his ass
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:38:41 AM
No.150074985
>>150074972
Damn, that crab ass must be squishy
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:39:24 AM
No.150074997
>>150074876
I thought he had a bug abdomen for a hot second like a bee or smth
>>150074396
Karkat/Kanaya as a relationship is boring though, I feel like Kankri and Porrim do the mommydom dynamic a lot better, and Karkat himself has much better ships.
I don't remember who I used to ship her with back in the day, it might've been some crackship like Equius or Dave, which are kinda retarded but I think they could push Kanaya's buttons in a way that Karkat doesn't to bring out some interesting aspects of her personality.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:47:01 AM
No.150075065
>>150075024
Plus her calling him "Kanny" is such a cuter nickname for a vantas
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:47:35 AM
No.150075070
>>150075223
>>150075024
>Kankri and Porrim
literally just worse karkat and kanaya
>Karkat himself has much better ships
i agree, karezi is OTP but i still enjoy other stuff on the side
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:50:59 AM
No.150075102
>>150073369
Marry: Alpha Rose
Fuck: Mom Lalonde
And you'll have to kill me, because I refuse to pull the trigger on Roxy...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:52:35 AM
No.150075122
>>150075183
Speaking of kankan, was it ever canon that he had a obsession with firearms? Cuz he does seem like the type down low
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:00:20 AM
No.150075183
>>150075215
>>150075122
He's the type of person to be extremely pro-gun control.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:02:33 AM
No.150075202
>>150075236
>>150075024
Porrim fucked everyone in her session but Kankri
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:03:32 AM
No.150075215
>>150075183
Yeah HE gets to control the guns nigga
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:04:43 AM
No.150075223
>>150075070
>just worse karkat and kanaya
Nah, Kankri's extra bit of pathetic dorkiness and Porrim's more experienced aura and her willingness to impose over him make for more interesting scenarios.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:06:18 AM
No.150075244
>>150075246
>>150075262
Kankri x Porrim is dumb because she's happily married to me.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:06:58 AM
No.150075246
>>150075244
You forcefemmed kankri? Bad taste ngl
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:09:01 AM
No.150075262
>>150075244
We know, CHADridan (my self insert btw)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:12:53 AM
No.150075298
>>150066879
krisinho pernambucano
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:13:10 AM
No.150075300
>>150075236
hopefully not
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:16:19 AM
No.150075319
>>150075236
Not her proudest moment for sure.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:18:30 AM
No.150075347
>>150075388
>>150081835
Reminder that the Vantas' are proud latinos
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:25:16 AM
No.150075385
i love mah vampwife
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:25:22 AM
No.150075388
>>150075347
*Latinos with white adoptive mothers
people should stop drawing trolls with weird long ears
they should also stop drawing them with forehead horns
they should also stop drawing them with grubscars
and tentabulges
people should also learn how to draw karkat's fucking hair. it's not that hard. pic related is an example of how you do it right.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:46:15 AM
No.150075544
>>150075236
Probably a pityfuck, or some sort of intoxication, but yes. You get bored after the first couple thousand years of being dead.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:49:47 AM
No.150075565
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:55:03 AM
No.150075604
>>150075541
i feel 50/50 about grubscars. kinda cool, bugmen biology and stuff, but i know its just tranny agenda
hard agree on ears, i dont know where it comes from, but i know that 99% of artists who do that are female, prolly to some shit they saw in childhood. id also added drawing trolls like imps. 0 reason to draw them other than having shit taste
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:55:24 AM
No.150075608
>>150075654
>>150075541
You had me until grubscars. Fuck no, those are awesome
Bulges, long ears and weird fantasy tails have GOT to go though.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:01:57 AM
No.150075644
>>150067994
Dave x Vriska
Any given unfortunate human x Condy, revived and condemned to living in a standard human house as a sort of recovery program for being evil (she'll just sit in the pool all day and bitch that the house is too small for her twelve-foot-tall height, on top of demanding literally royal treatment)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:04:01 AM
No.150075654
>>150075668
>>150075674
>>150075608
Fuck you and your grubscars. We're keeping tentacle dicks in this house.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:05:50 AM
No.150075668
>>150075682
>>150075654
That's enabling futafaggotry and I will NOT stand for it!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:06:20 AM
No.150075672
>>150075723
>>150075541
Ears are fun, makes them more unique
I haven't really seen anyone give them forehead horns. Any examples?
Grabscars are fine? Like the ears, just some extra alien biology
I like tentabulges because they're hot
That hair works in the context of a flat artstyle like homestuck but not every artstyle works like that
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:06:41 AM
No.150075674
>>150075654
The tentacle dicks going, they just look silly.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:07:47 AM
No.150075682
>>150075668
It's bug aliens! They already have fuck-all weird alien features besides horns and gills and in your instance grubscars. I demand you give me my freaky alien genitals. Without them you might as well just dunk a latina into a bath of rubbing alcohol and sharpies, and the result is basically Nepeta already.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:08:35 AM
No.150075692
>>150075708
>>150075790
>>150075541
bros afraid of fun and whimsy
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:11:26 AM
No.150075708
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:14:44 AM
No.150075723
>>150075728
>>150075672
Who is this little jobber?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:15:34 AM
No.150075728
>>150075747
>>150075825
>>150075723
Worse Vriska.
Fuck the dancestors, fuck the alpha kids, fuck everything after act 5
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:18:04 AM
No.150075747
>>150075764
>>150075981
>>150075728
Anon, but she's actually curvy unlike Plankska. She's also actually a legal bug adult you can legally bugger.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:22:43 AM
No.150075764
>>150075801
>>150075747
she's not a scene girl so i don't care
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:26:41 AM
No.150075786
>>150075797
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:27:14 AM
No.150075790
>>150075692
Whent to frowntown, and everybody knew him.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:28:18 AM
No.150075797
>>150075786
My wife is doing this maternally and platonically.
Completely unlike how she does it maternally and romantically to me.
Big distinction.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:28:55 AM
No.150075801
>>150075821
>>150075764
Anon she's way more insane. The moment she tries out roleplaying she puts on fetish gear and starts mindcontrolling people. Vriska is a poser, this is the real deal.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:32:55 AM
No.150075821
>>150075889
>>150075801
The moment anyone countered her she basically lost her shit, she's larping way harder while Vriska does it more or less naturally.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:33:30 AM
No.150075825
>>150075728
Oh, I'll fuck the dancestors, alright.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:46:46 AM
No.150075889
>>150075940
>>150075821
I want to tie her up in a straitjacket
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:56:55 AM
No.150075940
>>150076021
>>150076053
>>150075889
Ballgag her aswell, else you're in for a 5 hour exposition on the history of insane asylums.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:57:39 AM
No.150075945
>>150075993
>karkat cannonically has dommy mommy fetish
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:03:03 AM
No.150075981
>>150075747
bugger? I hardly know 'er!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:05:10 AM
No.150075993
>>150076041
>>150076099
>>150075945
I love that he's telling this to Meenah of all people. Their relationship is really cute, they both fulfill each others dreams
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:09:52 AM
No.150076021
>>150075940
Yes, good, you get me anon
>>150075993
The best and only good part of the epilogues was when it reveals Meenah has a fetish for being ordered around by someone higher ranked then her.
Hey, does thay imply the Condesce was soaked everytime Lord English gave her an order...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:13:42 AM
No.150076053
>>150075940
>Ballgag her aswell, else you're in for a 5 hour exposition on the history of insane asylums.
Thats the best part you nincompoop
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:19:14 AM
No.150076079
>>150076488
>>150076041
This has to be fake. You will not lure me into reading the epilogues with that bait.
Was Condy always destined to be ghetto space hitler in every timeline ever? Is there a timeline where she *isn't* an Antichrist worshipping corpo whore?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:21:58 AM
No.150076099
>>150076138
>>150075993
>Karkat with Dave: Turns into a vaguely unhappy couch potato.
>Karkat with Meenah: Overthrows a planetary dictatorship and bulks up into Troll Big Boss.
Its almost ridiculous how well they work together.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:30:29 AM
No.150076138
>>150076500
>>150077648
>>150076095
Any Beta Meenah who doesn't become the Condesce creates a doomed timeline so nope
>>150076041
I wouldn't call it a fetish. She has always liked Karkat and she'd gladly take a backseat to turn him into the best (and hottest) version he can be. They're very healthy that way actually. Meanwhile the Condesce hated Lord English, there is no mutual support there
>>150076099
>Its almost ridiculous how well they work together.
Yeah they're great
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:30:52 AM
No.150076142
>>150076095
Meenah+Alternian culture equals Sea Hitler if theres no one to keep her in check, so yeah.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:49:42 AM
No.150076227
>>150076041
drawing meenah to look like john/jade is kino
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:52:40 AM
No.150076243
>>150076380
>>150076648
>>150076095
>Sassacre tells HIC a joke so funny it makes her question everything and give up on her dreams of being Space Hitler
>She decides to stay on Earth to pursue her dreams of being a baking industry bajillionaire instead
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:20:09 AM
No.150076380
>>150076243
Who knows what might have been if not for Sassacre getting gunned down or likely exploded in either Universe.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:37:16 AM
No.150076488
>>150076499
>>150076079
The epilogues suck, but:
No bait here, I'm afraid.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:38:50 AM
No.150076499
>>150076510
>>150076598
>>150076488
>afraid
Nothing to be afraid of, this is actually great. I will do zero effort to verify this and instead use it to supplement all and any 'Condy is a 10 foot tall sub' smut I may write.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:38:55 AM
No.150076500
>>150076533
>>150076138
She's way too enthusiastic for it to just be her liking Karkat. They weren't even officially a thing yet. She just got back from having her ass handed to her by English.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:40:09 AM
No.150076510
>>150076521
>>150076499
I agree. It made my wildest Condesce dreams come true. (But if you did want to check anyway, it's the end of chapter 25 of Candy)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:41:43 AM
No.150076521
>>150076536
>>150076510
Yeah I downloaded the PDF already, it is actually real. Incredible. Hussie managed to do something good. Truly outrageous.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:43:35 AM
No.150076533
>>150076544
>>150076500
Well she has always liked Karkat. But you're right, she is very enthusiastic about this. Maybe she's already enchanted by his dormant knight of blood leadership power
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:43:48 AM
No.150076536
>>150076521
Extremely, astronomically, cataclysmically rare Hussie W
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:44:37 AM
No.150076544
>>150076581
>>150076533
Anon. Anon the only blood being enchanted there is the blood going to her Schrodinger's ovipositor/tentabulge/dick/whatever else, perhaps even a regular pussy.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:51:07 AM
No.150076581
>>150076623
>>150076544
I actually went back to this scene and yeah, it's a mix of both. She's both already getting into dilf karkat but also she's really into him commanding her. But I think the second requires the first. It's like erotic roleplay
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:54:08 AM
No.150076598
>>150076626
>>150076095
>>150076499
Condesce is the narrative's designated jobber, a significant but ultimately manageable threat that the good guys can bump off to get some momentum going into the final boss. There are other characters that fill this role out (Aranea,) but comparing any of them to Condy would be like comparing gas station sushi to fucking Omakase.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:57:13 AM
No.150076623
>>150076658
>>150076581
Hnngg.... I can fix Condy... then have erotic rp where I order her around like this... so awesome.... this is the only time in my life where I will say this and truly mean it: thank you, Hussie...
>>150076598
Technically Condy alongside Spades Slick/Union Jack were the final bosses, for all the bravado LE is the super boss that gets ignored by everyone but Vriska until the postgame.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:59:06 AM
No.150076633
>>150076668
>>150076626
Because Hussie gave up lol
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:01:22 PM
No.150076648
>>150076243
This is literally Steven Universe
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:02:42 PM
No.150076658
>>150076672
>>150076623
Again, she has to find you attractive first, which I think is a lot more difficult than you think
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:05:05 PM
No.150076668
>>150076633
I mean yeah, but thats how it ended up as. I would love to be in the timeline where Act 7 is all the kids jumping LE as the Green Sun gets sucked up by the black hole, but thats not the one we're in.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:05:44 PM
No.150076672
>>150076712
>>150076736
>>150076658
I'm hot, shouty, appear angry even when I'm not, confident, have both a superiority and inferiority complex, I'm determined, and to top things off, I'm constantly silly maxxing. Jusr downright whimsical. I've got a shot, damnit.
Im gonna end up crawling back here like a god damn worm, people in mspfa cant be assed to interact with shit
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:10:56 PM
No.150076712
>>150084762
>>150076672
Colonel Sassakat. You can do it, Anon. We believe in you.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:13:05 PM
No.150076724
>>150076694
And we'd welcome you back with open arms, anon!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:14:46 PM
No.150076736
>>150076784
>>150084762
>>150076672
You might want to say goodbye to friends and family, she's already on her way
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:16:36 PM
No.150076747
>>150076764
>>150076694
Why you think those fanventures always end up 500 pages to get a single kid into the session.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:18:35 PM
No.150076760
>>150076786
>>150076694
To be fair, with a work like yours its a bit more difficult to come up with serious prompts. Like I doubt you want wankbrain-quality prompts
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:18:49 PM
No.150076764
>>150076779
>>150076794
>>150076747
To be air, it took a long ass time for each of the kids to enter in main Homestuck.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:20:43 PM
No.150076779
>>150076764
But that was different since Sburb is a new concept in Homestuck while sburbventures are inherently derivative and need to do extra good to not be boring (which a lot of them fail at)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:21:42 PM
No.150076784
>>150076736
>she's already on her way.
Great, now i imagine this but with Condy:
https://youtube.com/shorts/QJlsrm06Obw?si=mg-CRKCQemEoF6Mc
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:22:35 PM
No.150076786
>>150076811
>>150076760
To be honest im willing to take pretty much anything, if I was trying to tell a serious story i would be writing a book. I want to try something new and get two characters into a stupid chase in a clearly haunted session
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:23:04 PM
No.150076790
>>150076626
If we're going to be technical, then Hussie was technically a horrible writer who had no idea what he was doing. Homestuck is heavily styled as a pastiche of an RPG adventure game, and the progression of its villains was probably one of its cleanest depictions of this in terms of how it's laid out and presented to you.
>Jack Noir is the disc-one final boss, thr Jenova; a threatening, overbearing presence that falls out of favor by the narrative and lays up the big bad
>Doc Scratch is the self-styled puppetmaster, the Hojo
>Condy is the dragon, the Golbez, the big bad's muscle and most active form of direct confrontation with the party
>all of these characters are, ultimately, fodder for
>LE, the big bad, the Chaos; to see him is to know that the game's about to end
Not that there's anything fundamentally wrong with trying to play around this formula, but the way Hussie actually handles these characters (like he handles most things) is generally so fucking rancid that he would have been far better off just playing the whole vidya angle straight.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:23:47 PM
No.150076794
>>150077004
>>150076764
>To be air
John?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:27:46 PM
No.150076811
>>150076786
Alright, here's a few
>Ghost: Wear basilisk pelt as coat and hood
>Ghost: Look at bookcase
>Ghost: Pet the guard cats
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:08:10 PM
No.150077004
>>150076794
To be Con Air.
I'm rereading the comic and it's far shorter than I thought it would be. Already a good chunk through Act 4. Is there a point to reading Act 6? My memories are tainted by hating so many updates that were happening at the time.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:22:20 PM
No.150077070
>>150077045
Of course, there's a lot of reasons to read Act 6. Sure, it might not reach the peak of A5A2 but its still a good time
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:25:18 PM
No.150077088
>>150077096
>>150077045
Act 6 got portions that are a slog (Openbound and the part before Trickster mode are a snorefest), but then you also have stuff like the Alpha Kids entry, Caliborn and so that are pretty good.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:27:33 PM
No.150077096
>>150077088
Oh also the fact you don't have to wait for updates but can simply power through the weaker bits probably helps a lot.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:29:52 PM
No.150077105
>>150077145
>>150077045
>it's far shorter than I thought it would be
That's because HS is super back loaded. Act 5 is longer than each of the previous acts combined, and the same is almost true for Act 6.
I, too, started re-reading it recently, and I was surprised by how fast the first few acts flew by as well. My daily(-ish) progress has slowed down a fair bit in Act 5, but It's honestly better than I personally remember it being.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:39:56 PM
No.150077145
>>150077105
Theres a reason the Scratch got played up as End of Disk 1, Cascade/Intermission 2 are pagewise the actual halfway point.
I have nothing left... except Spider8reath
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:00:15 PM
No.150077217
>>150077269
>>150077205
You need more? also I'm becoming quite partial to Con Heir as the ship name instead.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:07:35 PM
No.150077256
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:09:57 PM
No.150077269
>>150077319
>>150077468
>>150077217
I think they're both kinda weird. Con Heir has that 2011 tumblr stank to it which I do like but I'm just used to Spider8reath
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:17:01 PM
No.150077319
>>150077269
that's totally fair, I mean, I still use it for labeling the images I collect
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:35:43 PM
No.150077443
>>150080463
>>150080516
So how do we feel about a potential canon spider8reath with June
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:39:26 PM
No.150077468
>>150077506
>>150077269
Spiderbreath could work equally well as the vriska-tavros ship
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:43:43 PM
No.150077506
>>150077468
Yeah but they both have a V in their name so there's a natural spot for a mashed together name ship like tavris or tavriska or something like that
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:50:43 PM
No.150077555
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:52:43 PM
No.150077573
>>150077778
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:59:27 PM
No.150077618
>>150077205
If you genderswap Spider8reath it becomes one of those Romantasy-book couples where the girl is this plain but actually SUPER SPECIAL self insert girl and the main guy is this dark, semi-abusive rough guys that has a sweet spot for main character girl.
Main love interest does horrible things, is rough for the main girl and yet she's still attracted to him because he's hot
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:03:05 PM
No.150077648
>>150076138
She even covers the whole not god tier red blood thing for Karkat too.
>She nonchalantly implies that she's already got plans to use her life god tier powers so they can be an immortal duo together
Karkat lucked out
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:08:50 PM
No.150077683
>>150077689
>>150077796
Which troll has the biggest butt and how many times has Vriska hypnotized them into twerking for her?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:09:44 PM
No.150077689
>>150077929
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:22:30 PM
No.150077778
>>150077842
>>150077573
Eridan should have survived and joined the condesce's side
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:24:49 PM
No.150077796
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:29:41 PM
No.150077842
>>150078055
>>150077778
>Eridan goes through the 3 years on the meteor.
>First chance given joins Condy because he has to pretend the humans from stealing all of their females.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:39:17 PM
No.150077929
>>150078058
>>150077689
>getting an assjob from pesterquest fef
coming
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:51:47 PM
No.150078055
>>150078177
>>150077842
When did he said that?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:52:02 PM
No.150078058
>>150078096
>>150077929
Man why is her route so garbage. There is so much they could have done with her
Y'all are fucking insane if you think anyone not already in your cult is going to watch this
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:55:38 PM
No.150078096
>>150078058
Oh trust me, her route is dogshit and continues to show how most of the guys working on HS donโt really give a fuck about her. I just like that they drew her as a cute slampig with DSL
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:56:06 PM
No.150078103
>>150078253
>>150078080
Anon, anon, you know what the ancient prophecy says and nothing can stop it
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:56:46 PM
No.150078108
>>150078080
I don't think any of us here want it to be a success.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:58:03 PM
No.150078119
>>150078143
>>150078080
It got the Viv bait for zoomers. People will check it for one reason or another for her name attached alone for better or worse (most likely worse)
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:59:39 PM
No.150078131
>>150078080
>Y'all
homestuck is a boogeyman to online youngsters, of course they'll watch it. they spent the last 5 years of their lives being told that homestuck is the reason for everything they hate about current day fandoms or random fetishes
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:01:11 PM
No.150078143
>>150078166
>>150078119
>zoomers
theyโve already been fans for years at this point
like you canโt be telling me you think all the newfaggots whoโve been getting into it recently were just millienals
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:04:18 PM
No.150078166
>>150078200
>>150078143
you really think every single zoomer has read hs?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:06:08 PM
No.150078177
>>150078055
He didn't, thats from a fanventure with a Human Eridan and the lines just too perfect.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:08:21 PM
No.150078200
>>150078224
>>150078166
of course not, just saying itโs more likely that some have
would explain some of the retarded shit Iโve seen anyway
>>150078200
it's easy to believe that more zoomers have read hs than millenials due to kids picking it up, but there's still an entire giant group who haven't interacted with it because "homestuck scary and long and cringe" and an animation is an easier way to interact with it even though it's stripped of any personality. but now that we're talking about the animation, does anyone like a single voice used? they're all lame, specifically rose and john.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:14:32 PM
No.150078253
>>150078103
I don't
I read the good comic, Problem Sleuth. Homestuck looked like shit.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:20:30 PM
No.150078311
>>150078522
>>150078535
>>150078224
>does anyone like a single voice used?
I'm fine with Dave and John's so far (don't particularly like them either), but I'd say I actually dislike Rose's voice from what we've heard.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:42:10 PM
No.150078522
>>150078311
Ever since listening to "The baby is you" I've been incapable of imaging a voice for John that isn't Toby no matter how hard I try. I honestly feel slightly vindicated that it's now his canon voice.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:44:06 PM
No.150078535
>>150078224
>>150078311
Call me a weirdo, but I love the voices they've chosen. Dead on the money for how I imagined Rose to be, especially. Snobby, snide, judgmental.
What are we supposed to do now that Hardstuck doesn't post panels here? Be MSPFAfags?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:24:01 PM
No.150078986
>>150078961
make your own
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:27:30 PM
No.150079025
>>150079035
>>150079039
>>150078961
Is Alan stuck still posted here
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:28:32 PM
No.150079035
>>150079042
>>150079025
4stuck is still posted here, but the author has to prepare some things.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:28:55 PM
No.150079039
>>150079025
Should be, but the guys busy making assets and so for a bit i think?
Larry will return.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:29:18 PM
No.150079042
>>150079035
Good. That gives me time to make assets.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:35:55 PM
No.150079106
>>150079119
>>150078961
He's taking prompts again here:
>>150076694
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:37:12 PM
No.150079119
>>150079106
That's awesome. I should have scrolled up.
>>150076694
Peek over the turret guarding the stairs.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:40:58 PM
No.150079146
>>150079569
>>150079649
What if I just made up an mspfa right now on the spot
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:41:49 PM
No.150079156
>>150078224
I thought they were fine but woukd have to hear more. Curious how Jade will sound with that VA
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:21:00 PM
No.150079569
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:27:37 PM
No.150079649
>>150079146
It'd be a good thing because more fanventures outside of the Discord-MSPFA ecosystem is better than less due to how stale many of the tropes between them are.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:39:15 PM
No.150079800
>>150079817
>Aradia kicks down the door to your h0use and says 'anon will you listen to massive attacks 1998 opus mezzanine with me?'
wat do
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:40:15 PM
No.150079817
these threads always reek of underage
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:59:24 PM
No.150080060
>>150080512
>>150079967
>underage people
>liking homestuck
>in current year + 9
LOL
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:05:29 PM
No.150080144
>>150080512
>>150079967
Anon Homestuck is legally able to drive. If you were old enough to read Homestuck in 2011 (i.e. 4 years old) you would be an adult now.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:10:19 PM
No.150080213
>>150080230
>>150085249
>>150064489
I have no strong feelings about Tavros and I despise Vr*ska with the white-hot intensity of a thousand thousand suns.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:11:37 PM
No.150080230
>>150080279
>>150080213
tavros is intentionally annoying with shit brown blood but i love him anyways the little rascal fucker bastard creature child
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:14:45 PM
No.150080277
I will have sex heterossexual sex with Kanaya
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:14:54 PM
No.150080279
>>150080403
>>150080230
Tavros is that little latino boy you meet as a kid that you befriend over your shared interest in bionicles and sick dinosaurs, that you grow into playing D&D and WoW with, him playing as a Druid Bear Tank because of course he would, and Vriska is that bitch you try and warn him about until its too late.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:23:34 PM
No.150080403
>>150080425
>>150080279
Absolutely accurate down to the choice of WoW Class, but i still canยดt help but say "Fuck Druid players" by default.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:25:17 PM
No.150080425
>>150082569
>>150080403
As a Death Knight player since Wrath, they have been my bane, especially bear druids. In Cataclysm I spent two hours in a 2v2 arena against a Bear Tank while I was Blood. Both our friends were just ghosts waiting for one of us to die.
Tavros would've been that fucking bear tank, hitting you with the Cyclone so he could stand just out of view and heal up with regrowth and healing touch.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:28:12 PM
No.150080463
>>150077443
>June
Kill youself
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:31:11 PM
No.150080512
>>150080545
>>150080144
>>150080060
alright my bad I guess inmature adults then, at least more than the /co/ average user
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:31:17 PM
No.150080516
>>150082626
>>150077443
Sounds cute, anon.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:32:48 PM
No.150080545
>>150080625
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:38:35 PM
No.150080625
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:48:41 PM
No.150080763
Hussie has the chance to redeem himself and permit the 8est Shipโข to happen in the animated series
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:51:02 PM
No.150080790
>>150080642
Man o' integrity
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:23:10 PM
No.150081229
>>150079967
no retard the underage thread is that way
>>150067435
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:27:49 PM
No.150081288
>>150081346
>>150080642
They look like they get impregnated by heirs
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:30:54 PM
No.150081346
>>150081374
>>150081288
Equius and Mituna are so lucky
>>150081346
There isnt a single one of the beta kids that isnt a race traitor
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:34:06 PM
No.150081395
>>150081374
The Grey fever is quite severe all around.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:34:16 PM
No.150081396
>>150081374
Case in point; picrel
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:34:31 PM
No.150081400
>>150081410
>>150081374
At least Rose fucks a troll like a sensible person. But Roxy fucking that creepy ass skeleton lady is unacceptable, really
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:35:17 PM
No.150081410
>>150081400
Still better than Jane fucking Gamzee, genuinely donยดt know how you can top that one.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:53:49 PM
No.150081639
>>150081661
Still working on that on-the-spot mspfa but my friends got me to play a round of peak
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:55:29 PM
No.150081661
>>150081671
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:56:23 PM
No.150081671
>>150081661
It's a lot of fun
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:03:19 PM
No.150081777
>>150071643
Trollbrosโฆwe do we keep losingโฆ
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:06:32 PM
No.150081819
>>150082632
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
good morning hsg
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:07:27 PM
No.150081835
>>150081868
>>150075347
Do the Megidos also count?
>>150081835
With them they could go either or, i kind headcanon them as latinos, asian, or middle-eastern
>>150081868
Wouldn't they be Japanese? With Damara and all.
>>150081891
How about this, we'll just pin them as mixed
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:17:53 PM
No.150081988
>>150081868
Whatever they are i want them out of me country and dont ask what my girlfriendโs blood colour is
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:19:10 PM
No.150082014
>>150086506
>>150081891
>>150081911
Brazilian, lots of japs over there, so you have both options open.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:20:34 PM
No.150082035
>>150082118
>>150081911
I say they're Mexican hapas
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:25:18 PM
No.150082118
>>150082321
>>150082035
Cant be true none of the trolls are dragon ball references. Hiveswap doesnt count
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:38:34 PM
No.150082321
>>150082118
Karkat has Goku hair and is constantly screaming, checkmate
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:41:48 PM
No.150082364
>>150081374
Counter point: There isn't a single Alien who can resist that human schmeat. Man, woman, something in between. No alien can resist being Human'd, in any setting. Rose Quartz. The Condesce. Paul. The list is infinite.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:55:44 PM
No.150082569
>>150080425
Based on the tone of the text, I can feel the pain inking from the words. You lost that 2 hour 1v1, didn't you? Don't worry... I understand... I'm a Frost main...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:01:08 PM
No.150082626
>>150080516
You sound cute, Anon.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:01:35 PM
No.150082632
>>150081819
I love the general consensus that karkat is wearing a large turtleneck sweater
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:25:56 PM
No.150082947
>>150083102
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:27:11 PM
No.150082972
>>150083102
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:32:10 PM
No.150083066
i'm sure newtype will post more nepeta porn this year
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:34:54 PM
No.150083102
>>150083138
>>150083243
>>150082947
Good nepeta art
>>150082972
Cringe nepeta art
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:37:21 PM
No.150083138
>>150083160
>>150083308
>>150083102
here's more buddy o'pal
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:38:22 PM
No.150083160
>>150083183
>>150083308
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:39:25 PM
No.150083183
>>150083308
Lovecraftโs cat
8/27/2025, 10:43:28 PM
No.150083243
>>150086520
>>150083102
Nepeta doesnt need boobs, she has powerful shipping skills
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:47:43 PM
No.150083308
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:52:53 PM
No.150083396
>>150075024
>I don't remember who I used to ship her with back in the day, it might've been some crackship like Equius or Dave, which are kinda retarded but I think they could push Kanaya's buttons
Eridan?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:21:18 PM
No.150083787
>>150083793
>>150084147
:33 < I was purromised buff spongebob karkitty where is he 33:<
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:22:08 PM
No.150083793
>>150083787
Still got the edit i made of it atleast.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:50:48 PM
No.150084147
>>150083787
I just finished a big project, now I can draw him.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:53:47 PM
No.150084185
>>150072765
I was there for "Caucasian".
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:55:00 PM
No.150084205
>>150072765
I know how Paradox Space works.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:55:28 PM
No.150084216
>>150080642
lalonde sweep
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:59:38 PM
No.150084267
>>150084306
how does an interactive comics work? how do you make flashes weeks/months in advance?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:02:33 AM
No.150084306
>>150086059
>>150084267
It USED to be interactive, back before act 4 when Hussie took ACTUAL reader commands instead of just pretending. Ever since Jack: Ascend, he gave up on that.
He doesn't make them months/weeks in advance. He gets to work on them as soon as he needs to. There's always been a long break before a flash update.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:12:01 AM
No.150084441
>>150084466
>>150084402
:33 < hehehe Gam-z-tier would job
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:12:12 AM
No.150084444
>>150084402
Magnificient.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:12:16 AM
No.150084445
>>150085964
I've never used photoshop before, this frame animation thing is pretty neat though I'm kinda struggling with figuring out how it works. Can't believe Hussie did this for like 7 years on like a calculator or whatever people had in 2009
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:14:08 AM
No.150084466
>>150084441
>NEPETA I AM AT CROTCH HEIGHT.
>I WILL JOHNNY CAGE YOU.
>WITH MY FIST.
>>150076626
Please don't remind me of how the narrative went to treat Slick as if he were another villain out of fucking nowhere.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:30:35 AM
No.150084695
>>150084402
>WAIT HUSSIE, I'VE GOT ANOTHER IDEA!
Lovecraftโs cat
8/28/2025, 12:32:20 AM
No.150084719
>>150084668
He was too cool. there was a secret villain designation qualifier that increasingly took all the coolest characters like Bro and Slick
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:35:25 AM
No.150084762
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:40:02 AM
No.150084827
>>150084668
He needed the jobbers to get a win, too, so he had to reintroduce the Felt and Slick as villains instead of just leaving him to die in Universe A.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:50:26 AM
No.150085000
>>150084668
As far as the kids knew he was just another Jack and all Jacks are possibly as bad as Bec Noir. He was never really a villain, but he certainly wasn't on any good guy side.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:53:00 AM
No.150085050
>>150085079
why'd she say it
Lovecraftโs cat
8/28/2025, 12:55:01 AM
No.150085079
>>150085050
She is more powerful than mere pups and seeks to predate them as the supreme barker
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:05:58 AM
No.150085249
>>150080213
based as fuck
Almost done with the upcoming [S] panel for PB and getting to Act 4.
its gonna have more of the game involved portions involved. Show some progression finally.
anyway, have a lily sketch from Space Days ive been hording
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:15:12 AM
No.150085402
>>150085360
Based Moonrunes
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:17:06 AM
No.150085435
>>150085595
>>150085360
She likes bouncing it crazy style??!
Make it good, take all the time you need. The animation i mean. Good (s) pages are hard to come by. Especially ones not buried in a shit mspfa. I hope you have a good soundtrack picked out because you need to be able to top or match the quality of that sound page with maelumโs lusus
Moonrunes
8/28/2025, 1:26:27 AM
No.150085595
>>150087003
>>150085435
Im actually using one made by a fan with permission made specifically for Sheol, you can check it out here cuz its public.
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1367992
also full artpiece on /aco/ lol
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:33:23 AM
No.150085718
>>150073807
Omg Rogue of Space Spotted
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:35:03 AM
No.150085757
>>150085816
>>150085890
>>150085360
I'm not usually that kinda guy but isn't she 12? I don't mind it with the homestuck characters because they're never really written as 13 and its not even relevant with them since they're all the same age but SD mentions her age especially in contrast to her older friends, so I found the sexual jokes about her already a bit distasteful. Still good art and I look forward to the [S] page
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:38:44 AM
No.150085816
>>150085908
>>150085757
that doesnt look like the body of a 12 year old anon lol
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:42:27 AM
No.150085890
>>150085757
Fictional ages don't matter.
>>150085816
Sure, I'm just kinda saying this as an extension of my problem with the topic in the actual comic. Why are we like 100 pages in and already had two characters talking about having sex with the 12 year old
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:46:30 AM
No.150085964
>>150084445
Id use photoshop more often but that piece of shit program takes forever to open on my potato computer. I just use a website to export gifs, although that one cant go under 1 frame and homestuck gifs use 0.5, so everything looks a bit slower
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:51:37 AM
No.150086040
>>150086109
I fucking hate vriska desu
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:52:33 AM
No.150086059
>>150084306
>There's always been a long break before a flash update.
This was only an artifact of later homestuck, the ever-increasing pause lengths, Through force of will and/or stimulants, the early flashes never had a delay of more than a couple days to a week at most.
Lovecraftโs cat
8/28/2025, 1:53:49 AM
No.150086083
John practices parenting
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:55:28 AM
No.150086103
>>150086152
>>150085908
this seems like unnecessary virtue signaling desu
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:55:49 AM
No.150086109
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:57:52 AM
No.150086152
>>150086445
>>150086474
>>150086103
Nah, I'm kinda with him, on the most part. Like, I don't really care about jokes if theybare still made as jokes in universe, but anything beyond that kinda creeps me out.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:08:45 AM
No.150086302
>>150086342
>>150086347
Whose turn is it to make the new thread?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:12:12 AM
No.150086342
>>150086302
You asked, so it's your turn!
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:12:27 AM
No.150086347
>>150086302
I usually do it on page 10 but I might be asleep when that happen. Someone just put the link to it in this thread before it gets archived. Also I don't think anyone else has linked the previous thread so
>>150041805
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:12:50 AM
No.150086352
>>150086369
>>150086446
I want a Mituna thread!
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:14:09 AM
No.150086369
>>150086400
>>150086404
>>150086352
Well I try to keep it vivziepop pilot related so we don't get excused of being some sort of... homestuck general
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:15:44 AM
No.150086400
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:15:54 AM
No.150086404
>>150086418
>>150086369
Why don't we just go to the Hazbin thread currently up?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:17:02 AM
No.150086418
>>150086462
>>150086404
Why would we do that
Moonrunes
8/28/2025, 2:18:52 AM
No.150086445
>>150086474
>>150085908
>>150086152
copy paste from /aco/
Only one of them is a joke the other is a crazy girlfriend who jumps to conclusions. Theres really nothing more to it. Skye is a problematic character so of course shes going to make problematic remarks.
The other one is a joke about jumping on a trampoline, its naivety. Thats as deep as it goes really
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:18:53 AM
No.150086446
>>150086352
>Mituna sandwich
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:20:36 AM
No.150086462
>>150086418
To piss them off and because both are going to be animated by Spindlehorse so they kinda match.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:22:14 AM
No.150086474
>>150086491
>>150086632
>>150086445
these guys are just samefag trying to push an agenda, nobody really cares in a comic full of shipping kid characters anyway
>>150086152
>>150085908
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:23:35 AM
No.150086491
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:24:31 AM
No.150086506
>>150081868
>>150081868
>>150081891
>>150081911
>>150082014
"Megido" comes from hebrew so maybe they are israeli with big khazar milkers
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:25:50 AM
No.150086520
>>150086533
>>150083243
She looks better with a small bust due to being very fit and athletic
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:26:19 AM
No.150086526
>>150086579
Nepeta x Mituna?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:26:32 AM
No.150086533
>>150086520
Nepeta needs tits as big as her head.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:29:43 AM
No.150086579
>>150086526
wild crackship
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:33:36 AM
No.150086632
Lovecraftโs cat
8/28/2025, 2:46:56 AM
No.150086784
Fashion shopping
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:55:54 AM
No.150086899
>>150086926
>>150085360
Troll Scotland blood runs through our boy Mallum
15 more beers for the growing boy
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:57:26 AM
No.150086926
>>150086899
there's only one thing a growing scottish troll needs
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:00:22 AM
No.150086968
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:02:17 AM
No.150087003
>>150085595
Comparing it to major homestuck S music Iโd say it ranks about the same as S Act 6 Act 6 intermission 1. A flash that never was in the comic but seems equivalent. I like gold pilot as a song but quality wise i think the two are comparable.
Obviously havent seen the animation yet. My nostalgia glasses are probably blinding me to earlier flashes that sound equivalent.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:55:36 AM
No.150087747