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Anonymous No.150227006 [Report] >>150227062 >>150227632 >>150227778 >>150227786 >>150229575 >>150229675 >>150229779 >>150229782 >>150230019 >>150230275 >>150230619 >>150230642 >>150231294 >>150231671 >>150231948 >>150233283 >>150233700 >>150233775 >>150236588 >>150236859 >>150239597 >>150242174
>9 kids
Damn Casey fucks, how did he do it?
Anonymous No.150227062 [Report] >>150230468
>>150227006 (OP)
I'll tell you when you're older.
Anonymous No.150227632 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
Zinc
Anonymous No.150227766 [Report]
As long as it isn't a ball, he doesn't miss
Anonymous No.150227778 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
He had the easy part
Anonymous No.150227786 [Report] >>150227802
>>150227006 (OP)
The seed is strong
Anonymous No.150227802 [Report] >>150229633 >>150238903 >>150240006
>>150227786
>no sons
Kwab
Anonymous No.150229575 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
Is he gonna insult me in an elaborate yet funny sounding way?
Anonymous No.150229633 [Report]
>>150227802
You do realize he's plowing their pitchers mound right?
Anonymous No.150229675 [Report] >>150230449
>>150227006 (OP)
Having that many kids used to be a lot more common, it was kind of a carry-over from pre-industrial days where half your kids would die before the age of 5, but modern medicine ensured that they'd often all live instead. Families that big didn't start to become rare until after WWI.
Anonymous No.150229779 [Report] >>150230025
>>150227006 (OP)
He didn't "strike out" where it really mattered.
magi !!vAZ5L9f9nTi No.150229782 [Report] >>150230449
>>150227006 (OP)
huh. what does mom look like?
Anonymous No.150230019 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
What time period are these toons suppose to take place? the 1920s or something? its a cool aesthetic
like the Dover Boys cartoon
Anonymous No.150230025 [Report]
>>150229779
Too be fair he only struck out in that big game , otherwise he was an all star hall of famer.
Babe Ruth had a ton of home runs but also struck out a ton too.
Anonymous No.150230275 [Report] >>150230471 >>150231211
>>150227006 (OP)
And they're all ginger, genuinely impressive.
Anonymous No.150230449 [Report] >>150230583 >>150231294
>>150229675
I'm pretty sure here the joke was literally Casey kept trying to get his Baseball son to vicariously live through but by the time he was on the 9th he realized the girls could play so he made a whole team.
>>150229782
Literally exactly like her daughters.
Anonymous No.150230468 [Report]
>>150227062
>sensiblechuckle.gif
Anonymous No.150230471 [Report]
>>150230275
America actually used to have the most redheads per capita in the world because redheads were especially treated poorly by the British in both Ireland and Scotland so they had a higher tendency to emigrate. So the country basically got a giant injection of redhead genes from both the colonial period and 19th Century immigration. It's actually still the case in more remote parts of the country where demographics haven't shifted much since then, but not the case country-wide anymore.
Anonymous No.150230583 [Report]
>>150230449
What a fucking retard. Everybody knows that missionary gives you sons and cowgirl gives you daughters. All he had to do was change the position once.
Anonymous No.150230619 [Report] >>150230695
>>150227006 (OP)
A couple of them are twins and the middle three are triplets so not as much as you'd think. .
Anonymous No.150230642 [Report] >>150230689
>>150227006 (OP)
He doesn’t masturbait for the majority of his young life
Anonymous No.150230689 [Report] >>150230695 >>150230704
>>150230642
...Although, the ones they've got labeled as twins don't match the scorecard, but, they seem to skip a couple.
Anonymous No.150230695 [Report]
>>150230689
Dammit, meant for >>150230619
Anonymous No.150230704 [Report] >>150230717
>>150230689
>Those 0s
Years without kids? Sex without children? Or for the CTRL+ALT+DEL twist, miscarriages?
Anonymous No.150230717 [Report] >>150230725
>>150230704
Number of boys he fathered, versus number of girls.
Anonymous No.150230725 [Report] >>150235233
>>150230717
There are 0s in some of the girls columns too anon
Anonymous No.150231211 [Report]
>>150230275
Those aren't gingers. Those are redheads.
Anonymous No.150231294 [Report] >>150235186
>>150227006 (OP)
>>150230449
Is the mom the american Nurse Joy?
Anonymous No.150231671 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
Ultra virile. Also probably his seed has longer lifespan and has ambush predator behavior.
Anonymous No.150231948 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
Irish Catholic in early 20th century.
Anonymous No.150233283 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
By being based.
Anonymous No.150233700 [Report] >>150233751 >>150236409
>>150227006 (OP)
Small penis since he has all daughters, but highly fertile.
Anonymous No.150233751 [Report]
>>150233700
Retard
Anonymous No.150233775 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
Catholic.
Anonymous No.150235186 [Report]
>>150231294
Who?
Anonymous No.150235233 [Report]
>>150230725
Those are years that he didn't impregnate his wife.
Anonymous No.150236409 [Report]
>>150233700
Not how it works.
Anonymous No.150236588 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
>hits pipe
Anonymous No.150236859 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
His wife was pretty hot.
Anonymous No.150237024 [Report] >>150239048
>casey has daughters that look like this
>he's still deemed a failure because he struck out years ago
Anonymous No.150237500 [Report] >>150239669 >>150242055
>Be irish
>Consume Potato
>Have 10 kids by the age of 25
>Go to Church, Have white guilt
>Consume Potato
>Complain about the English
>Watch the premier league(english football), while irish football is pretty nonexistant.
>Consume potato
>Drink Guinness
>Beat wife
>Complain about the irish(northern)
>Consume potato
>Repeat
Anonymous No.150238903 [Report]
>>150227802
He had one, but the military executed him after the Rockwell incident.
Anonymous No.150239048 [Report]
>>150237024
He's doing God's work
Anonymous No.150239597 [Report] >>150239637 >>150240187 >>150244489
>>150227006 (OP)
>All look identical
He fucked once.
Anonymous No.150239637 [Report]
>>150239597
He fucked one woman but he did it multiple times considering some of them are twins/triplets
Anonymous No.150239669 [Report]
>>150237500
Stop making me want to be Irish
Anonymous No.150240006 [Report] >>150240197
>>150227802
One of the daughters is a son. Can you guess which one?
Anonymous No.150240187 [Report] >>150242121
>>150239597
># of kids = # of sex
Anonymous No.150240197 [Report]
>>150240006
Only one way to find out
Anonymous No.150242055 [Report]
>>150237500
Are the Irish secretly Russian?
>Consume Potato
>Red Haired
>Loathe Perfidious Albion
Anonymous No.150242121 [Report]
>>150240187
Anon was saying that he believes they're identical twins. You're more autistic than him.
Anonymous No.150242174 [Report]
>>150227006 (OP)
He never misses except for the moments that matter
Anonymous No.150244489 [Report]
>>150239597
No