Thread 150354370

I'm fucking HUNGRY!

Maka's preview: https://youtu.be/UPz_WqIgrFM?si=La_JZ4rlPW0i9SLY
Ruby's preview: https://youtu.be/yvofYyFmSWY?si=RyXgHBo0knGeALJQ

>>150354411
>Zero calcs for either
What are they hiding?

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A LEAKED PICTURE OF Makaby's ending!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7243256?q=ruby_rose+maka_albarn+

>>150354435
the surprise Kratos scaling

>>150354435
They gave Ruby a 11 tons of TNT calc though

I don't care for Maka vs Ruby

>Sonic: Question... do you bleed?

>Ruby: Uh..

>Sonic: Times ups!

>Sonic tackle through Ruby, Ruby use her scythe to hit him but Sonic dodge it, he jumped up and kick Ruby's head. Sonic grabbed Ruby and kicked her to the chest 3 times and knocked her to the ground, Sonic grabbed Ruby's scythe.

>Sonic: Alright, time to finish this!

>Sonic scythe stabbed at Ruby's back, Sonic picked up the scythe and point to Ruby's head, he readied the sniper-rilfe and shot to Ruby's head, causing to blowed up. Everything goes white as a "shing" sound is heard. Sonic then put away the Crescent Rose.

>Sonic: Sorry to do that to you.

>K.O.!

BE


A


BETTER


MAN

>>150354526
...and then Sonic woke up from his dream, having given himself brain damage from running into a large rock

>>150354535
I can't believe Kratos defeated the kekforce

Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT

>>150354526
DUDE IT IS REAL. HOLY KEK.
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_VS_Ruby_Rose

>>150354526
SONICmud showing his ugly mug after MARIO won once again.

To the edge of the universe I shall go.
Planets and stars will be thrown my way.
I’ll make sure to give my audience a show.
Chakravartin won’t live to see the end of this day.

>>150354572
the mind of a soniccuck is a strange and moldy place. Like how every dragonballfag thinks in their head that they fight with punches and not ki blasts.

>>150354597
>KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
Why are you like this?
>inb4. Either a pathetic attempt to get me to indulge in your retarded fetish, or autistic lash out

>>150354585
I like how this is show don't tell of Asura's mental state in comparison to the beginning. (I'm not trying to sound like some pseudointellectual retard from YT Plebbit or Xitter)

I'm going to impregnate Sonic

>>150354637
>SONIKKU get the FUCK on FORTNITE RIGHT NOW! It's time for some late night FORTNITE GAMING SONIKKU C'MON!
>SONIKKU hurry the fuck up and PICK your SKIN you INSECURE FAGGOT!
>EWWW SONIKKU why'd you pick the PINK SKIN?! Are you GAY, SONIKKU? Are you a FAG?
>SONIKKU we're in the lobby now let's-
>Wait what the FUCK? WHAT'S THAT BIG ASS SCREEN? IS THIS A NEW EVENT?
>SONIKKU... Why in the everloving F U C K is there a NIGGER on the SCREEN?
>Why is it talking to me RACE SENSITIVITY and being ANTI-RACIST? What the FUCK?!?!
>What's that SONIKKU? There's a TOMATO MACHINE? WHERE?
>HAHA WOOOOOOOW we can throw TOMATOES at the NIGGER SONIKKU!
>SONIKKU fucking throw tomatoes at the NIGGER on SCREEN NOW!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA eat SHIT NIGGER!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SONIKKU what the FUCK I just got BANNED!!! I got BANNED for a WEEK!
>"RACISM and disrespecting BLM"? What the FUCK is a BLM, SONIKKU?
>Wow, this BLM MAN seems really STRONG! I'M REALLY fucking ANGRY right now so if you could TELL ME where this BLM GUY is...
>He's doing a parade in KNOXVILLE? AWESOME! I can't WAIT to MURDER the FUCK out of that fucking NIGGER! HE got ME BANNED in FORTNITE!

"And then he apologizes after brutally murdering his rival for no reason, the end"

>Kasen:" Hmmm... Citrus in the air... Something's coming. If it wants a piece of me, it'll be hell to get it"
>[Sonic ENTERS]
>Sonic: "Go back to the depths of Hell you came from, Ogre!"
>Kasen: "Make me"
>FIGHT
>Sonic runs around punching the hermit at super speeds until Kasen summons a dragon that forces sonic to move away
>Sonic runs around the entire planet and turns into a ball
>Sonic: "Nothing personal, Freedom Calls"
>Kasen catches Sonic with a Kick, after a couple of failed attempts, sending him around the world and catching him with her fake arm
>Kasen: "Sloppy, You fight like a bum"
>Kasen throws Sonic against the ground with his same momentum and shots Danmaku at him
>Huge explosion surprises Kasen
>[Super Sonic ENTERS]
>Super Sonic: "you've earned your damnation!"
>Super Sonic Opens a portal into a Special Zone and Kicks Kasen there
>Kasen gets caught by her eagle and stabilizes
>Super Sonic: "CAOS CONTROL!"
>Super Sonic stops time and with his caos energy explodes Kasen and her eagle before resuming time again
>Kasen falls and drops her real left arm
>Super Sonic: "well I'll be damned"
>Karen: "Yes"
>[Ibaraki Douji's arm ENTERS]
>Arm Chan: "You will!"
>Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm tag team Super Sonic
>Kasen tries to capture Super Sonic with the bandages of her Fake Arm while Ibaraki Douji's Arm goes Melee and summons a rain of skulls
>Kasen: "Get over here!"
>Kasen Ragdolls Super Sonic and Ibaraki Douji's Arm summons a bunch of black arms to also throw him around
>Super Sonic gathers the energy of the Caos emeralds and breaks free shooting a wave of energy and overwhelms both Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm
>In the last second Kasen reunites with her arm creating another explosion
>[Ibaraki Douji ENTERS]
>Super Sonic: "Those fancy horns cannot disguise the foul Smell of your evil!"
>Ibaraki Douji: "Heh, Thank you"
>Ibaraki Douji and Super Sonic go against each other shattering the Zone with their attacks
1/2

A Sora (Kingdom Hearts) vs Sonic wouldn't be a bad fight.

>>150354694
>Ibaraki Douji, now in the real world, punches up shattering the heavens around Mobius
>Super Sonic starts Reality Warping putting Ibaraki Douji in all kinds of goofy scenarios and former Death Battle fights
>Ibaraki Douji barely manages to escape inside her Senkai
>Super Sonic effortlessly breaks into her Senkai and turns it Into a gigantic kitchen (he is now a planet sized giant)
>Super Sonic: "Ogre! You set me Free! Now I am here to destroy everything, there won't be even a soul left after I'm done with you!"
>Super Sonic snaps his fingers and creates a copy of the Onigirimaru Sword chopping Ibaraki Douji's Legs, right arm, and her head, then he sets her on fire
>Super Sonic laughs his ass off returning to his normal size
>Ibaraki Douji: "Tch"
>Ibaraki Douji turns into Youkai Smoke completely disappearing
>Ibaraki Douji then Reappears behind Super Sonic and throws a punch at him
>Super Sonic Effortlessly catches the Punch with a cocky smile
>Ibaraki Douji: "I used to get chopped off like that for breakfast, Have a taste of what real Evil feels like!"
>Ibaraki Douji's Left Arm continues to move forward regardless of Super Sonic's hand catching it, soon it reaches his soul
>Super Sonic experiences slowly how his soul is crushed and ripped off from him, killing the alter ego leaving just Sonic's body
>Ibaraki Douji obliterates what remains of Super Sonic's soul while holding Sonic's body
>Ibaraki Douji: "it's like you said, not even a soul. Asshole."
>With the Senkai collapsing Ibaraki Douji opens a portal out of it while throwing Sonic's body into the Senkai, destroying his remains
>K.O!

What Death Battle rule is least consistently applied?

>>150354741
No limits fallacy such as how Popeye somehow beating Saitama and Ganon somehow beating Bowser. Then suddenly Simon and Broly won

>>150354741
No outside help, just thinking of an example the battle is Maka vs Ruby but Maka has Soul and

>>150354741
What were the rules again?

>>150354694
>>150354722
Kasen vs Sonic would be more like Kratos vs Asura since it's an actual sage vs an actual raging monster.

>>150354786
1. Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified.
2. To ensure a fair fight, any specific moral restraints from killing are removed from combatants. All other traits are considered.
3. A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.
4. Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.

>>150354620
We get a hint of his mental state just before he blasted off into space. When he was under the waterfall, we got the completed flashback and got to hear what Durga’s final words to him were and just before that in another flashback, she told him he’s at his best when he’s fighting for what’s right. Then he proceeded to say “wait for me” when he opened his eyes. I think he is either saying that for Mithra or Durga or even both. I also think Asura knew he would likely die after the fight or after he saved Mithra (failing to “be safe” by Durga’s last words), which was why he didn’t hesitate to end Chakravartin even after Mithra told him that he would die too.

>>150354779
>Popeye somehow beating Saitama
Retarded opinion.
>Then suddenly Simon
Very retarded opinion.
>and Broly won
Trve.

>>150354786
1.Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified.
2.To ensure a fair fight, any specific moral restraints from killing are removed from combatants. All other traits are considered.
3.A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.
4.Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.

>>150354806
I think they obey their own rules half the time, more or less.
>>150354810
Cool and all but I meant how in the beginning against the gohma vs going for chak shows how much his personality changed but he is still the same man holding the same goals and virtues.

>>150354817
The avatarfag is mad that his self-insert is called out

>>150354882
>Avatarfag
Making this shit up.
>his self-insert is called out
???

>>150354858
>how much his personality changed but he is still the same man holding the same goals and virtues.
I agree. He’s definitely much more solemn and angrier (reflective in his eyes obviously) but at the end of the day, he’s still Asura. His goal was always to protect the people of Gaea and keep his daughter smiling.

>>150354946
YOU WILL ADRESS HIM AS "SIMONTOS THE DIGGER OF VERSES" FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE.
>>150354954
Trve and based.

>>150354817
??? Hulk losed at that time, well, atleast before marvel author threw a melty and double downed on Hulk being super duper immortal.

Monokuma's favorite Death Battles are the ones where Sonic characters lose.

I'd like to mention that the Ghost Rider vs Spawn death battle was almost perfect in it's post-battle analysis if they gave both character 5D level in power. Making GR infinitely more powerful was a mistake bc a gap in power so big would make everything else trivial and hax irrelevant. Also, they should've given both infinite to immeasurable speed. Other than that, it's fine.

BRACK PAPERU MOON

>>150354998
Hulk should've won that.

>>150355098
Capeshit being beyond planet level in a consistent manner, is pure nonsense fanfic, renember how the BIG feat of Hulk during his spergout was...Fucking planet level, or that they are hyping his new run as him being a planet buster again?
>inb4. B-BUT HE ONCE SHOKE THE OMNIVERSE
I said consistent manner, hulk being consistently universal is retarded.

What were some fights that are hero vs villain? It always seems to be hero vs hero or villain vs villain. I think this fight was great partially because it was that rarer matchup.

https://youtu.be/u8TJ0DZdjvc?t=137

Spider-Man Battle Royale.

>Hulkfags STILL seething over GODly's rightful win
Mindbroken.

>>150355137
They measure peaks, at that time Hulk's peak absolutely erases DB cosmology.

>>150355141
Iron Man vs Lex Luthor.

>>150354784
The whole point of the matchup is them being scythe wielders. If Maka is supposed to fight without her weapon, so should Ruby

>>150355141
Kratos vs Asura of course, he was a monster no longer...

>>150355141
Dio vs Alucard, but that fight is wrong so it doesn't count.
Also Discord vs Bill Cipher, I think.

Ok. I was testing some stuff and I want to share what I found.
Since last month YouTube views in general are lower than average (people say this affected mainly tech channels but I know for a fact that gaming channels also got hit real hard)
The reason? Besides august being a slow month in general for views YT is now employing an AI that will take note of the content you consume and can potentially flag your account as underage.
In practice this means that they will forcefully activate safe mode without telling you, potentially removing entire channels from your recommendations.

In DB specifically I tested it myself and the safe mode mainly removes the episodes while keeping the previews (Hulkzilla is removed but the previews remain)
This happened to Hulkzilla, Dekumiles, Shigahito, Kratosura, and many more.
Funnily enough Spawn Rider remains even with the safe mode activated (kek)
Ruby's and Maka's previews also remain in safe mode but it is likely that the full episode will be censored.
All this is to say: Besides the Niche combatants the episode is airing on a bad moment for YT so expect it to have particularly low views.
And if you have the time check your YT accounts to see if Ultron flagged you as underage.

>>150355141
Kratosura

Better men have nothing to fear.

>>150355157
And that peak is nonsense? Are we supossed to say that he is omniversal because ONE FEAT, while ignoring the 10 times he got gapped by large animals, or gets scared at stuff like city level shit? That is the logic that makes retarded shit like platonic sonic, and 5D infinite speed kratos lore, as it is allowing retarded lore, and one time scaling/feats triumph over outliers and...Well consistency

Where's Cool Spot?

KINGTOS QUOTES

NOW

>>150355190
Cool asf fight ending.
>>150355150
>People cannot state facts without feeling very strong emotions and being very biased about it.

>>150355214
ARES SAVE ME FROM THIS ELEPHANT MAN AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUURRRSSSSS

>>150355214
If her heart is big it doesn't matter how many black Cocks she took on her Cunt

>>150355211
>3.A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.
Hulk was somewhere in multiversal or higher back then.

>>150355232
he said Kratos not Simon

Hulkfags just need to accept that CHADly won his Death Battle fair and square. No amount of cope will change this.

>>150355141
Kirby vs Buu, Zero vs Metal Sonic, Gojo vs Makima.

>>150355141
Bardock (evil genociding invader) vs Omni-Man (BETTER MAN who has seen the error of his ways and was TEACHING Bardock while defending a planet)

The MONSTERsura meme wouldn’t nearly be as effective if Asura was an actual monster or had monster tendencies. The guy was effectively a mindless rage machine at one point yet his heart and values were strong enough to keep him from attacking the innocents. Absolutely the definition of righteous fury.

>>150355214
"80% of Boys have Girlfriends. Rest 20% are having a Brain." - Top 10 Kratos Quotes for boys (deep)

>>150355240
He quoted Kratos not Simon.
>>150355244
You're just shitposting and baiting at this point.

>>150355237
Didn't you read what I said? I said than that rule is nonsense 99% of the time. DB can tell me that blocking light makes you MFTL+++++++++, I am not buying.

>>150355214
>The overarching theme that dominates the story is simply "be better". Be better than you were yesterday. Be better than your sins tell you you are. Be better for the sake of those you love. The spartan Atreus was better, he saw more in life than the grim reality of violence, blood and death
>The masculinity Kratos displays is not through his raw physical power but more through his rejection of the urge to use that power for himself, through the lessons he imparts and the relationship he forms with Atreus, and most of all, through his gradual, painful growth in virtue as he strives in every moment to be... better.

>>150355214
>We must be better men for our wives’ sons.

>>150355077
It was definitely more fun than Kratos fight

How come no one mocks Ramona and Scott for being cucks?

>>150355303
Does their cucking cancel each other's out?

>>150355077
You can be infinite layers into suggsverse, you aren't taking getting your protons flying out of your body.

>>150355256
>Wiz: "First off, Asura is not some one-dimensional anger machine"
>Death Battle proceeds to show Asura as some one-dimensional anger machine.
>>150355276
Rules are rules, they should either obey them or take them off as official.
>>150355298
Aye.

>>150355314
>Kim Bitch is here

>>150355323
he's a two-dimensional dumb monster who realised his mistake by the end and swore to be better

High-caliber Huntress
Evil will flee
When Crescent Rose and my friends are with me
I will blaze thetrail
Withextreme velocity
Vanquishing foeswith my semblance of speed

JUSTICE WILLBE OURS TO UPHOLD
SIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOUL

The power I sought
I now clutch in my hands
Dealing death faster than any in the land
My demon, my soul
Resonate within me
I carry you, and you carry me

WE HOLD EACH OTHER UP, NOW DON'T LET GO
SIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOUL

I CAN'T LET GO
I CAN'T BACK DOWN
I will fight to the very end
I'll never fall beside you, my friend

I have known victory and I've known defeat
Criticized, They've called me worthless and weak
And now I must rise to the challenge I seek

Now face to face the heroes meet

Two scythes will strike

One soul to reap

WEAPONS OF DEATH
NOW MEET IN THE NIGHT
TWO SOULS ARE SURGING WITH POWER AND MIGHT
WHAT WILL BE LEFT
WHEN THE BLOOD HAS RUN COLD?

SIFTING
THROUGH
THE
REMNANTS
OF
THE
SOUL!!!!!

I CAN'T LET GO

>Wanted Alex Mercer vs Venom or Carnage
>Symbiotes got a million fucking boosts over the past decade so Alex gets curbstomped
Shame.

>>150355316
Except yes bc your infinitely smaller avatar of your true form is not the real you and it doesn't affect you.
>>150355314
I don't think so.

>>150355335
>>150355089
FUCK I MESSED UP THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

>>150355334
No, but you're baiting anyways.

>>150355356
>anything i don't like is bait
that's why, like asura, you will never improve or become stronger.

>>150355303
Does Scott Pilgrim as a whole have any good match-ups that aren't obvious stomps against any of its characters in the first place?

Is it controversial to say Krasura is like top 3 for me this season. It truly feels like a modern GVS2 with the way they humilate the eastern character and nothing will top the salt it caused.

>>150355160
Bareknuckle Maka still stomps btw

>>150355369
If you really believe such an opinion you're retarded. So, bait or mental retardation, the choice is yours.

>>150355376
it was an indian character this time so it's deserved

>>150355376
Yes because the animation is dogshit

>>150355382
Proving me right again. Unironically be better. Or you'll forever be a weak child like asura.

>>150355303
>>150355372
This MAIN CHADracter here will be the one to kill Scott Pilgrim.

>>150355388
the animation was great wtf are you on

>>150355393
I'll take that as "shitposting".

>>150355396
>cucked by his brother AND his dad
FUARK his cucky boi levels are off the charts!

>>150355413
Kratos won. Deal with it.

>>150355388
Yeah but Kratos no selling everything Asura threw at him and him stealing Asura's move while smirking. More salt in the wound than Supes no selling Blue Goku's Kamehameha

tfw i can grow to the size of galaxies but Kratos' mountain sized spears (which he can totally do any time) are too much

>>150355414
Literally wrong.
>>150355425
>Assumes I'm an Asura fan that dissagrees with the outcome.

Anyone who is not completely mentally retarded can look at clips of Kratos fighting then at clips of Asura fighting and say these two characters are not REMOTELY comparable. I am so sick of this ridiculous chainscaling vague statement bullshit to inflate the numbers to be as big as possible. Kratos couldn't beat fucking DANTE.

Seal Clubber Kratos

>>150355335
>My demon, my soul
>Resonate within me
>I carry you, and you carry me
>WE HOLD EACH OTHER UP, NOW DON'T LET GO
>SIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOUL

>>150355212
>Fido Dido fodder out of NOWHERE

>be me
>see a drawing where jenny gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8820289)
>decide to save it and fap to it
>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage
>Coom
>post nut clarity hits in
>Waitaminute.mp4
>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker
>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting blacked
TND... NOW!!!!!!
EXPLOOOOOOODE
I'LL BREAK YOU ON MY OWN
MY THOUGHTS LEAD TO BAD DECISIONS
AND IT'S TAKING A TOLL
IT'S JUST ME
AND I'LL DO JUST FINE ALONE
I MAY BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE

>>150355460
Kratos fistfights Multiversal deities.
asura flings ki blasts at space level jobbers.

>>150355460
It's funny so I'm fine with it

>>150355323
>never shown to attack anyone without justifiable reason
>only engages in fights because Mithra was in danger or innocent people were being slaughtered
>the only exceptions were when he was actively challenged by Augus, Yasha, Ryu and Akuma to a fight
>the only time he ever engaged in a fight on his own volition was to spar against Yasha in a flashback
>DB has him attack Kratos for no fucking reason even though Mithra was clearly safe

>>150355474
The random [Inhuman] lyrics are fucking gold, kek

>>150355486
All proving that DBs opinion isn't even worth shit.

>>150355502
CANON battle is CANON.

>>150355525
>Nothing that proves DB is canon, the word canon not even in the title.

>>150355441
To be fair DB does headcanon shit all the time like Kaioken UI Goku and half the shit Miles did were probably not in the comics

>one bleeds heavily from being slammed against rocks
>another bleeds and is heavily winded from crashing into a building
>another died to a stone sword
Nice “multiversal deities” you got there.

>>150355474
FINE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR WAIFU, I'LL JUST TAKE HER!

Be honest, did any of you fags vote for Kratos vs Asura?

>>150355566
uh... those were multiversal rocks, buildings and that stone sword was multiversal++++
also, despite Asura being 68 quadrillion times the speed of light (death battles on calcs), Kratos putting his hand up to block Helios's light(which already hit him btw), makes their speed equalized

>>150355569
THIS HORNY OLD MONSTER
SON OF A BITCH
FUCKS ROBOTS LIKE A BULL
WITHOUT USING PILLS!
WANT TO KNOW HOW?
>>CLICK HERE<<

>>150355569
BETWEEN DARKNESS AND LIGHT
MY CONSCIENCE, DIVIDED
LIGHTS A SPARK IN MY EYES
TO COME CLEAN (COME CLEAN)
TELL ME WHO CAN RIGHT MY WROOOOOOONGS?!?!?!?!
MAYBE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE!!!

What's another feats vs lore match up that would mindbreak /DBG/ even further?
>Hard Mode no Kratos

>>150355690
>>150355713
>Cucktron watching from the bushes as The Behemoth (aka Jenny's BVLL) fucks her throat with his tongue.

>>150355728
We're about to get that with Ash vs Yugi

>>150355569
>>150355690
>>150355746
AHEM...
Didn't Jenny end up crushing this rock man during the video while fucking him?

>>150355607
No but it didn't matter in the end, it didn't even win the season 10 polls or the tournament of champions, and Asura himself was going to be in Season 6's finale which got scrapped for unknown reasons, I guess loretos wasn't strong enough to fight him yet, which is a shame because a Season 6 Kratos vs Asura would have been kino since Torrian was still around to help and their logic was a bit more grounded.

>>150355766
The Behemoth isn't a mere rockman, he is a BEAST and a MONSTER, also Jenny's BVLL and boyfriend.

>>150355826
But I'm pretty sure she crushed him to DEATH in that video.
So... Jenny WON.

>>150355840
Nigga, she didn't meet much less crush The Behemoth.

>>150355869
I thought that was the name of that rock man from the video that she crushed.
Or maybe she didn't crush him.
It's been a long time since I've seen that video honestly.

>>150355925
THIS IS THE BEHEMOTH >>150355690.
NOT A MERE ROCK.
NOT A MERE MAN.
NOT A MERE BEAST.
HE. IS. A MONSTER.
JENNY'S BOYFRIEND.
JENNY'S BVLL.

>>150355987
Jenny would crush him too anyways.
Robot>>>>stupid rock monster man.

>>150355995
Nuh uh.

>Jenny

My OC still kills Jenny

Cucky kek

>>150355783
>Season 6 Kratos vs Asura would have been kino since Torrian was still around to help
Greektos vs Asura could’ve been kino.
>their logic was a bit more grounded
This is bad. If they hadn’t taken the Loretos pill by then, it would’ve looked like a ridiculous seal clubbing from Asura’s side instead. That’s almost as bad as Loretos, only saved by the fact the seal clubbing is because Asura is a ridiculous featsman than being carried by nonsensical “lore” and chainscaling. Though we would have likely missed out on some good shitpost material if they actually were grounded with their logic.

>>150356042
Guess The Behemoth will have to find another metal fleshlight

>>150356144
Oh no no no no, ocbros...

chat is this true

>>150356144
The Behemoth is Proud of his girlfriend.

ToT

>>150356240
The Behemoth and Jenny's average night.

>>150356240
Canon

>>150356183
based SLYTHERINBVLL

>>150356144
Merely pretending

>>150356379
N-NANI?!

>>150356379
FUARK.....

>>150356379
What's that on is head?

>>150356434
Real blood manifested from its sheer POWER to fool Jenny thinking she'd damaged him.

>>150356461
That's kind of a stupid power to have.

>>150356434
he killed them for pouring ketchup on his head

>>150356499
The Behemoth will take his girlfriend's corpe and ask his mother-in-law to fix her.

Someone pointed this out on the fight preview comments, why is Soul in is old form before he became a Death Scythe?
He's supposed to look like this.

>>150356596
How is she supposed to kill anything with that lmfao

>>150355247
>Gojo vs Makima.
Gojo isn't a villain...

>>150355175
>but that fight is wrong so it doesn't count
BASED

>>150355141
I suppose Robocop vs the T-800 Terminator qualifies as hero v. villain.
The Terminator was mostly in line with its T1 behavior.

>>150355175
Diocard is more like anti-hero (formerly total villain) vs. villain.
Funny enough Al would never let a monster like Dio kill him no matter what, going off his philosophy. He'd probably be cool with Jonathan killing him though, that would be the most ideal outcome for him.

>read an article
>"something something X teaches us something something"
>start chuckling immediately
>someone mentions being better
>have to fight the urge to laugh
I am sane no longer.

>>150356713
I believe they would be good friends based on the lots of dialogue nature of JoJo's part 1

>>150356713
Yeah. Joseph would be almost the perfect man to kill Alucard.

>>150356756
I don't think Joseph can bullshit his way out in this one desu.

>>150356841
I uh... meant to say Jonathan lol.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150356945
>SHITnic *glug* *glug* *glug*
???

>>150355566
GOW gods are pretty shitty, they would be fucked the moment people invent guns...Unless Zeus was willing to use them...Imagine Kratos with guns, scary.

>>150356945
Lies detected? Zero.

>>150356853
Who would be a good matchup for Joseph? It should be either someone dead serious and composed, or someone who can match his antics.

>>150356985
Blade maybe?

>>150356353
Kek, that was my first thought...Well the harry potter shit, not the cuck stuff.

>>150356979
ZEUUUS I'VE COME TO TAKE MY REVENGE
>whips out a minigun

>>150356985
Edward Elric?
>>150356945
>>150356981
Reminder Simon RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.

>>150357007
>Zeus whips out fucking hellfire missiles

COD bros, explain yourself, RIGHT NOW

>>150356981
If I was Goku there I would be SHITTING my PANTS in TERROR. It's Sonic...and he is NOT smiling!

>>150357048
The FVARKING bush.
k, b, c.

I don't know where else to ask this.
Isn't Ghost Rider supposed to be a big fucking deal, power wise? Like, "the moment he rolls into town every villain with any sense just immediately takes a break and stays at home until GR leaves" type of deal? Why does everyone tank his penance stare and isn't scared of being literally dragged off to actual Hell for their sins?

>>150357080
Bc Marvel, in all it's glorious retardation, said "let's nerf his penance stare to only work on people who feel guilt and make him useless for no fucking reason".
Even then it wouldn't work on Spawn bc he already TANKED attacks of the same nature.

>>150357026
Kek

>>150357080
because if he was as strong as he's suppose to be every time, then he'd just win
characters need to be adjusted to make a comic or manga or w/e actually have stakes

>>150356979
Assume guns wouldn't work unless they are of godly nature or something, mythical magic and shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.

>>150357109
>penance stare to only work on people who feel guilt
But... But he's Spirit of Vengeance, not Redemption. Feeling guilty doesn't even enter the equation. Or at least shouldn't.

>>150357115
There are better options than the "you need guilt" nerf shit.

>>150357124
These gods get hurt by rocks and I don't think all rocks in GoWverse are magical and godly

>>150356841
Don't you know all the Jojos are capable of approximately light speed combat or higher according to Jojo youtubers?

>>150357136
yeah, I know

>>150357135
It's marvel's fault, don't shoot the messenger.
>>150357149
Yes they are. I was there. (out of joke IIRC the rocks are from Olympus).
>>150357152
Alucard is faster

>>150357152
>to Jojo youtubers
The only powerscaler youtuber I watch is Seth, and only because he gets more deranged with every video, and also because he makes long videos which I can listen to while cooking.

>>150357193
>Alucard is faster
not according to DB's retarded logic where Dio is MFTL+ and like, city level AP (despite needed over a dozen punches to destroy a road roller)

>>150357205
See >>150355502

>>150357219
I know lol.
It's just funny how dogshit DB can be sometimes.
I for one, am STILL mad that Gaara lost to Toph.
>>150355486
Don't forget, that was Asura AFTER the animator had to talk them into changing some things, because the storyboarder wanted to have Asura try to destroy the planet(which Mithra was on).

>>150357080
I wish I could say it's just the Rider and Zarathos is different but that's not the case. The amount of gravitas the Spirit of Vengeance has varies from writer to writer. The Penance Stare in particular is an overpowered hax ability in a capeshit setting, which means it's bound to backfire or get countered sooner or later. Writers see that it's been countered and want to get in on that to subvert or aura farm and yadda yadda

To any present Jojo scholars, I have a question for you. Could Jonathan have beaten the Pillar Men, given the same training and everything that Joseph went through? I've heard different things; that Jonathan wasn't a trickster and so couldn't have won, while others say that Jonathan was a true Hamon prodigy and could have used it much more effectively than Joseph.

>>150357244
For all his "clever tricks" Joseph straight up overpowered Kars and cut his blade with his bare hand. Jonathan would probably go through them too

>>150357244
>>150357262
Jonathan is also the strongest of the Jojos physically. He could contend with Dio hand to hand even without Hamon.

I think his honorable way would earn him points with Whammu and maybe make fighting him easier, but Kars and Esidisi are cheating assholes and I can't really see him beating them.

>>150357023
>HBOCku
KWAB!

>>150357238
I personally I'm mad about:
Guts vs Nightmare.
Tracer vs Scout.
Naruto vs Ichigo.
Ben 10 vs Green Lantern.
Dio vs Alucard.
Madara vs Aizen.
>>150357242
There are better ways to balance the penance stare.
>>150357244
Jonathan wins if its like dragon ball, by training, getting new techniques and a power up.

>>150357293
True. Death Battle really hates Bleach lmao, Ichigo should not have lost to Naruto, and Aizen should definitely not have lost to Madara.

>>150357292
???
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

>>150354370 (OP)
if only DBX came with the buyout...

https://youtu.be/CmHMtHSh7Lw?si=72srXpBuJzhNN38f
TIME TO GO 3-0!!!!

>>150357299
The amount of BS arguments, lies and misinformation in the Bleach MUs have their own gravitational field at this point.

>>150357325
Yeah. Aizen's hypnosis is far superior to any genjutsu, and with the hogyoku, NOTHING can destroy him.
Even Yamamoto's bankai which could incinerate the soul society and the real world just from being active could kill him.

>>150357244
I'd say yes, although not without difficulty. Jonathan is a powerhouse both physically and as Hamon user, but his straightforward way of combat leaves him open to injuries. Honestly only Kars would be a true roadblock because he's an honorless bitch and would most likely find a way to backstab Jonathan.

>>150357293
For whatever reason being unashamed is the way Marvel writers decided to counter the PS. Even though being a complete piece of shit like that should make you explode after taking it. I can buy some characters not being affected. Deathurge is an agent of Oblivion and has no interplay with life or death and that's why he was unaffected by it in Gruenwald's Quasar run.
More recently, Galactus was unfazed by it. I would accept that since Big G needs more respect, but Uatu's big, bald head had to come in and say it's because he "doesn't regret", which is a wombo combo of misunderstanding the character and ignoring the logical "because he's fucking Galactus that's why" explanation
IDK. It's real aggravating to keep up with capeshit continuity

>>150357344
You meant "couldn't" right.
Agreed, Kyoka Suigetsu can't be equalized to a genjutsu, and the hogyoku is supossed to work like spiral energy.

>>150357393
yeah I meant *couldn't

>>150357344
Aizen has no hypnosis resistance, gg

>>150357367
>Uatu's big, bald head had to come in and say it's because he "doesn't regret",
Lol what the fuck
If there's a character that can ignore Penance Stare it's Galactus, no elaboration needed.
But I guess both GR and Gal jobbed so fucking much over the years writers just don't take them seriously anymore.

>>150357408
Madara has no spiritual pressure resistance, so he turns into dust upon even getting near Aizen, GG.

Post your hero having resistance to being turned into a sexy girl.
What's that? You can't? Well it's gg.

>>150357367
Better excuse for Galactus tanking it that I just made up:
>Galactus suffers the effects but doesn't die.
>He feels regret for killing so many lives.
>He can't die because he is a concept, and an aspect of reality that is absolutely necessary for the existence of everything.
>As a part of nature and the embodiment of the power cosmic himself, his power equalizes that of Zarathos and Mephisto.

>>150357408
>>150357426
The hogyoku can give him the power to be immune, also when one has power spirit energy than the other he becomes immune to all his powers and hax.

>>150357426
Only works if they're stronger and Aizen is a WEAK BITCH

>>150357367
>Deathurge
I lol'd when BULLYperion, Doctor TORMENTOR and BROWBEATzzer bullied and then beat the shit out of him

>>150357486
Aizen is stronger lmao

>>150357486
Absolutely wrong.
>>150357497
He's baiting.

>>150357510
I know.

>>150357497
Wrong lmao

>smooth drag/bash and whirlwind aerial combos with the Blades of Exile
>using Hermes boots to create distance and set Asura on fire
>Asura’s ability to break out of being stun locked by releasing Mantra
>Asura’s ground and aerial combos are way more dynamic and fluid instead of spamming punches + general power and speed having more impact (you can see him easily creating craters whenever he hits the ground)
Wow… it’s like this person actually knows how to make a fight between Asura and (Greek) Kratos. DA’s entire Krasura animation genuinely got shit on hard with 20 seconds of animation from this guy alone.

>>150357553
You're a dumb nigger.

>Asura actually gets to use Mantra bullets vs Kratos’ Apollo Bow’s arrows, with both countering each other fluidly
>Asura uppercutting Kratos into the air exactly like how he does against his enemies
>Kratos using the Army of Sparta move to drag Asura in and rain down arrows on him
>Kratos using Helios’ head to stun Asura and using BoE to do another game combo to draw out ORANGE blood
>ending has Asura pushed into Six-Armed Vajra vs Kratos pulling out the Claw of Hades
>Next part will likely have a soul tug of war sequence with Kratos likely sending out soul summons from the CoH to help
>Nemean Cestus will have an ORA-ORA-ORA fist clash with Mantra Asura
>Blade of Olympus will be last with Asura possibly losing all his arms and breaking the blade to use it with his mouth and gore Kratos’ guts out or Kratos slicing Asura in half Yasha style/decapitating him
>If pre-GOW 3 gear is included
>Possible Amulet of Ouroboros/Fates for time shenanigans
>Possible Medusa’s/Gorgon’s head for stone petrification
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Death Battle could fucking NEVER! It should’ve been Greektos vs Asura. Props to this guy creating this fight.

>>150357574
No you

>>150357568
>>150357581
I think DA was not given enough time to make something faithful to both characters, so he only made generic shonen anime looking mediocre slop bullshit.
Also, strongest 3D animaTURD vs weakest 2D stickman RHG CHADnimator.

>>150357490
Gruenwald’s Squadron Supreme was so good, bros…

>>150357568
>>150357581
Whoever did this played A LOT of Greek God if War games. It's one thing to just copypaste Kratos' moves (something you can do after watching like 30 min of gameplay), but it's another to string all ths moves in such fluid combos.
Also dat Asura facepunch, classic

>>150357603
I never was...

>>150357615
It's a shame DC had to rip them off with that "Justice League" of theirs

>>150357574
...no longer.

Yorha Toobie.

>>150357441
What if my hero can shapeshift back into a man?

>>150357568
>>150357581
The big thing that fucked Kratos v Asura was RoosterTeeth dying and not being early enough in production to scrap, but not far enough into production to actually finish.
The Research Team imply on Discord that it was hell to work on and that they were just glad to be done with it, it had 3 script writers (one of which was an RT employee before RT went under, implying extensive rewrites. DA probably had to completely restart the animation at one point.
Kratosura is just the absolute perfect storm.
Bad Production, bat matchup, bad research, bad animation, bad script, bad outcome, bad reasoning, just bad everything.

>>150357644
I never was...

>>150357619
>Whoever did this played A LOT of Greek God if War games
It’s not just Greek GOW, the guy actually knows how Asura fucking fights. He’s an aggressive combo fighter whose brawling style is also fluid yet has that impact. Asura fights against a shitload of martial artists and basically always comes out on top because his style is adaptable. The only criticism I would have is I would’ve liked to see Asura used a bit more counters but it’s fine.

>>150357322
Could he beat out Yugioh wank?

>>150357672
There are worse battles somehow.

>>150357676
It’s only Part 1, so we’ll see how the other parts fare.

>>150357685
It's capeGOLD so of course it could

>>150357685
He can beat Kaibawank but he can't beat Kaiba's autism

>>150357568
>>150357581
KINOtos

>>150357697
Yeah, I hope we see a bit more of Asura’s flexibility and on-the-move counters in part 2. From what was already shown, I’m already very satisfied.

>>150357322
Call me contrarian, but I like older versions of Iron Man armor. I feel like oftentimes artists make his outfit too sleek, and it kinda becomes less cool and more generic? Doesn't feel like armor, in any case.

>MOAH can fight with TOBA
>main villain of PKJ's saga
>ends with a King in Black like event
>Hulk smashes everything by Ryan North
>from street level to cosmic entities
Bring me SHITly and JOBsday.

>>150357760
*Kratos backhands the wretched cuckold Simon across his throneroom, for daring to speak without being spoken to. Even if in praise of his KING*

>>150357774
who is the green guy taking credit for bruce's achievement?

>>150357685
Can Iron Man get a good solo AAA game, huh? Huh? Can he?
That's what I thought.

>>150357772
Realistic looking suit of armor>Sci-fi bullshit.

>>150357568
>>150357581
Fan animations doing a better job than Death Battle? Color me shocked.
https://youtu.be/m_CO5BuQ__E

>>150357789
.. in the mind of Kratos' male concubine that imagines his BVLL being stronger than SIMONTOS THE DIGGER OF VERSES AND TRUE KING OF THESE HALLS.
Biggest bullshit ever, Simon destroys the GOWverse.

>>150357836
I saw this happen. I remember it very vividly

>>150357828
Simon's a cuck in canon. Kratos beats him up and Simon watches as his new Big Bro rails Yoko and Nia in 990 Million Universes lowballed

>>150357809
I binged XCRISX's animations last night, and found the set-up for the fights are infinitely better than DB's garbo
>Homelander vs SCP 096
>Butcher gives A-Train a USB w/ a picture of Shy Guy's photo on it, under the lie it's supposed to contain information about Butcher & co.
>There's actual tension, when Homelander almost kills A-Train prior to Shy Guy showing up
Contrast this with something like, Iron Man vs Bat Man
>Hey Batman, turn off the watchtower
>no, fuck you, tony. *proceeds to use the watch tower as a bludgeon later into the fight*

>>150357772
This is my favorite Iron Man armor by a lot

>>150357836
>The Behemoth, despite being 20 meters tall alien rock monster, is a respectable member of society and is disgusted by the idea of sharing his girlfriend Jenny with someone else in such perverted ways.
>The Behemoth believes that engaging in such actions is not love, but a sick and twisted corruption of it that putrifies the soul.

>>150357897
>In my fanfiction*
fixed

>>150357897
But isn't Nia like turbodead?

>>150357897
Please accept my concession
>>150357922
Please accept my concession, too

>>150357897
>Simon's a cuck in canon.
Absolutely fucking wrong.
> Kratos beats him up.
Wrong and retarded. You're one of Kratos' concubine.
>and Simon watches as his new Big Bro rails Yoko and Nia
Wrong.
>in 990 Million Universes lowballed.
Simon is 11th dimensional. kek.
>>150357922
Kek, Based, Canon.

>>150357940
Kratos can revive the dead. And fuck the dead. No seriously he has fucked multiple ghosts.

ENOUGH

GODnic and KEKario quotes

>>150357952
Cucky Boi watched Big Bro Kamina Sama kekking him and cried like a FAG saying "it's none of my business!" LMAOAOOOIOOOO
https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4
Kratos beats the snot out of this cucky loser and shows Yoko what a real man feel like

>>150357953
Mumm-rah victim.
>>150357958
When?
>>150357975
"We're Sora victims!"

>>150357952
Kratos is infinite dimensional, and not a pussy cuckold like Cucky Simonjeet

>>150357988
Sora got KEKED

>>150357984
>Doesn't know the definitions of cuck.
KEKtos the god of shart.
>Kratos beats the snot out of this cucky loser and shows Yoko what a real man feel like
Wrong.
>>150357992
Not only that is bullshit, but Simon can evolve to transcend infinity multiple times.
>>150357999
???

>>150357984
Honestly I was laughing the entire time during the "Kamina kisses Yoko and Simon watches" scene.
It was so fucking absurd it felt like a start of NTR doujin, like I'm getting MK ULTRA'd with some fan animation.

>>150357988
the Nyads
>>150357984
KEEEKKKKK

>>150357975
>Hoohoo! I sure-a hope this-a castle lands somewhere-a safe where it won't-a hurt anyone!
>

Strongest US President you beat in a fight? Pre 20th century presidents only.

>>150357988
Mumm-rah vict-ACK!

>>150358009
No he hasn't, Simon can only grow by incremental dimensions, but Kratos is Infinite Dimensional as is.
also he got btfoed by One Big Bang. Kratos' attacks are Hundreds of Millions of Big Bangs.
Kratos is infinite dimensional, and PLOWS Nia and Yoko after beating the snot out of this pussy cuck just like BIG BRO used to do LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>150357581
To add, the fact that they had Asura’s arms go on cooldown after a huge heavy attack had shown more respect to his character than the entire DB Krasura fight. I’m just genuinely mind-blown how badly Krasura fucked up that one sequence showed more respect to one character than an entire full length fight did. It’s fucking ridiculous.

>>150358016
that's because it is.

>>150357953
Can he beat Doom?

*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
KINGtos pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kingtos-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling greek man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kingtos-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KINGTOS-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS TIME TRAVELLING YOU IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER! Heh heh, I’ll teach him to be a better man after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by greek fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KINGTOS-SAMA MORE!”

>>150358039
Bullshit. Simon can and will always evolve and keep evolving greater than before.
>but Kratos is Infinite Dimensional as is.
Wrong, made up bullshit.
>also he got btfoed by One Big Bang. Kratos' attacks are Hundreds of Millions of Big Bangs.
Simon tanked a big bang of infinite universes creating power, infinitely stronger than kratos.
>Kratos is infinite dimensional, and PLOWS Nia and Yoko after beating the snot out of this pussy cuck just like BIG BRO used to do LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Fanfiction bullshit written by a retarded Kratos' cocksucker.

>>150358016
>>150358018
The "I don't know what cuck means" award goes to Kratos' retarded concubines.

>>150358100
>Bullshit. Simon can and will always evolve and keep evolving greater than before.
Why did he end up as a nobody with no friends or family?
Fucking Deku got a happier ending.

>>150358020
KEK.
>>150358035
Most likely not canon. Nightmare from Soul Calibur could fight Skeletor.
>>150358054
Kinda kek.
>>150358059
No.
>>150358124
>Why did he end up as a nobody with no friends or family?
Cuz he wanted to, and the plot said so. He can undoit at will if he wants to.

>>150358100
except when it comes to a Big Bang, then Cucky Simon's too weak and bows down like a pussy. Or getting out of his bush and not being a cuck who worships his BVLL oh nonononono

>"a big bang of infinite universes creating power"
Source for "infinite universes big bang"? Oh wait, you made it up out of desperation LMAOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile Kratos is actually infinite dimensional and shook an infinite dimensional tree.
Kratos will be a good big bro to Cucky Simon, only ebat him up once per day and allow Simon to watch and cry while he shows Yoko what a REAL Spartan Man feels like, lucky her

>>150358059
Doctor Doom (100% Doomglazing) or Doctor Doom (End of every Doom takes over the world arc)?

Just irl, I too am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.

Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?

>>150358162
I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a Big Bro bull to many overweight midget simonsisters

>>150358059
…okay, point taken.
But he still wins his most likely MUs against Lord Zedd or Mumm-Ra

so you're telling me, Cucky Simon can't even tank 1 Big Bang?

In fact case I'm gonna give Yoko and Nia a "Big Bang" too if you know what i mean...

>>150358162
what's this old bitch look so smug for?

>>150358147
>except when it comes to a Big Bang, then Cucky Simon's too weak and bows down like a pussy. Or getting out of his bush and not being a cuck who worships his BVLL oh nonononono.
Bullshit.
>Source for "infinite universes big bang"? Oh wait, you made it up out of desperation LMAOOOOOOOOO
My source is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann which you clearly did not watch.
>Meanwhile Kratos is actually infinite dimensional and shook an infinite dimensional tree.
The description seems more about universes and how they look like hanging on the tree like fruits, which are less than 10 and might be infinite in size. EVEN IF kratos what infinite dimensional, Simon CAN AND WILL transcend that. He has an outerversal feat in fact.
The rest of your shit is fanfic.
>>150358183
The big bang in question infinitely stronger than Kratos, kek.

>>150358210
he just fucked two 14 year old girls so hard that a nearby bush with a voice like Deku started crying

>BTFOs Eggman
>SHITstomps Robot
Yup.

Simon and Asura will never have this.

I can never understand what warped Simonfags so much.
Like, Kratosura at least was hilarious and there's plenty of reasons for asurafags to seethe and for kratosposting.
Simonfags and Sonicfags are just unhinged for no reason

>>150354535
>Kratos SOLO'd and INSPIRED the cuck from Rent-a-Girlfriend.

I didn't even post here and my name was already uttered in these halls lmao

>>150358224
>Takes apart Kamen Rider Build
>Cuts Kaiba card collection apart

>>150358224
>Be Better Man
Nah
>Be Iron Man
Yeah

>>150358213
Literally happened. Still waiting for you to post a source for "infinite power single big bang", which EVERY other character survived btw

the description is about the dimensions of Yggdrasil, which Kratos shook.
Cucky Simon is a pussy, a soiboy, and a cuckold, but most of all only 11d. Even if he transcends again and again, he can only go to 12d, then 13d.

Kratos will always be Infinityd, and will always be the one to fuck Yoko while Simon cries like a bitch in the bush and worships him for it.

>>150358224
*Phantom Ruby creates an Army of Zavoks*
Now what?

>>150358227
What is it about capybaras that makes them so relaxed and CUTE?

>>150358228
Their self insert is the prototype deku, and a literal cuckold as a major plot element. Of course they're insecure

>>150358224
How does the Shellhead do it?

>>150358256
They have found their ecological niche with zero competition. There's literally no reason for them to be stressed about anything.

>>150358249
Iron Man got blown up by his own missile, and realised the errors of his ways, so what did he do?
He became a Better Man. BOOM!

>>150358227
>>150358256
>LOLbertbaras
Reddit would be down the halls to the left

J-JUST
(screaming with an effeminate voice)
JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Dekuesque snowflake with something approaching pity.

Kratos
(somber)
I can tell you are insecure because you are a cuck. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.

Simon’s Kamina mech charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But The god of hope does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.

Simon lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Simon is but a breath away—
Kratos turns his Strikes the Mech.

The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, impaling Cucky Simon into the ground. The miner freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, Looks down at Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.

Kratos
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Big Bro Kratos.

Kratos kindly allows Simon to watch what he does with the girls.

Kratos withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a world of better men.

>>150358227
>Literally the end of TTGL.
>>150358237
I'm shitposting.
>Literally happened. Still waiting for you to post a source for "infinite power single big bang", which EVERY other character survived btw
Watch TTGL, literally the source.
>the description is about the dimensions of Yggdrasil, which Kratos shook.
>Most likely not canon description of yggdrasil from a facebook post.
>Cucky Simon is a pussy, a soiboy, and a cuckold, but most of all only 11d. Even if he transcends again and again, he can only go to 12d, then 13d.
WRONG! If the enemy is stronger, he WILL GET stronger than his enemy. Like his outerversal feat.
>Kratos will always be Infinityd, and will always be the one to fuck Yoko while Simon cries like a bitch in the bush and worships him for it.
You done fellating Kratos?

>>150358255
TANKS IT!!

>>150358299
CAAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN

>>150354370 (OP)
>Noid is constantly BTFO and neither of his opponents have anything to do with pizza
>Pepsiman is completely featless outside of his game, AVGN, and Transformers Kiss Players scaling
>Chester has decades of advertisements to pull feats from
Chester neg-diffs
Shame, ‘cause I hate Cheetos.

>>150358224
>I
>AM
>I-AM
>I-RON-MAN
>I
>AM
>I-RON-MAN!

>>150358281
With his intellect, determination and engineering skills.

>>150358299
>AI slop pic and fanfic written by a Kratos cocksucker, which obviously has mental retardation.

>>150358281
Being fucking awesome

>>150358311
>Absolute cinema intro
>mid show with lackluster animation
Tony was ROBBED

>>150358303
You're seething so hard you couldn't even use 4chan correctly through your tears. This is embarrassing, simoncuck

post a single screencap from TTGL saying it's "infinite power" big bang and not just a normal big bang. Oh wait, you STILL can't.
If you don't next post, i declare you a liar AND a cuckold just like Simon.

Simon's "outerversal feat" is only rising by 1 dimension. Kratos is infinite. Kratos beats him up just like Kamina and makes Simon a cuck just like Kamina (:

>>150358224
My HERO!!!

>>150358299
ZOINKS! SIMONSISTERS HE'S EXPOSED US AS THE KEKOLDS WE ARE!!!

>>150358299
as the KING of /co/, i declare this post...CANON!

>>150358343
>couldn't even use 4chan correctly through your tears. This is embarrassing, simoncuck
Where?
>post a single screencap from TTGL saying it's "infinite power" big bang and not just a normal big bang. Oh wait, you STILL can't.
If you don't next post, i declare you a liar AND a cuckold just like Simon.
Factually wrong.
https://gurrenlagann.fandom.com/wiki/Infinity_Big_Bang_Storm
>Simon's "outerversal feat" is only rising by 1 dimension
No, it's outerversal, cope.
> Kratos is infinite. Kratos beats him up just like Kamina and makes Simon a cuck just like Kamina (:
Wrong :)

>>150358361
>King of /co/
>Is a /v/ character
Come back when you ACTUALLY win King of /v/, Kratos.

>>150358299
Oh No No No No No...

>>150358224
Is it TIME?
https://youtu.be/iFXvBFEZvoY?si=cUnSz9fYuiFivs3c

>>150358329
90s Marvel cartoon intros went hard as fuck in general

>>150358369
you replied to the wrong person like a retard, that you are

>wiki page
Ok let me read it for you. Ahem.

"Infinity Big Bang Storm has the power on par with the creation of the entire universe (the entire existence) "

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKLKKK

Kratos stomps and cucks your 1 universe cucky boi. If Simon begs then Kratos will let Simon call him Big Bro just like his last BVLL

>>150358299
CANON!

>>150358369
>https://gurrenlagann.fandom.com/wiki/Infinity_Big_Bang_Storm
I see nothing here saying it's infinite in power, simoncuck. Actually this wikipage says it explicitly is only able to create 1 universe (a regular big bang)
Kratos destroyed 990 Million Universes

>>150358361
I declare this post... NON-CANON
>you replied to the wrong person like a retard, that you are.
Not retarded, I just make mistakes like anyone else.
>"Infinity Big Bang Storm has the power on par with the creation of the entire universe (the entire existence) "
>Kratos stomps and cucks your 1 universe cucky boi. If Simon begs then Kratos will let Simon call him Big Bro just like his last BVLL
You're so much of a fucking retarded nigger that you didn't finish reading the wiki page. KEKtos the god of shart

>>150358369
>username
Simonbro...you are a namefag no longer.

>>150356305
>>150356379
>>150356082
>>150356042
>>150355987
>>150355826
>>150355746
>>150355713
>>150355690
>>150355569
Rent free, I will defeat logos and meet my wife!!!

>>150358413
How many of you fucking retards are incapable of finishing what you start reading.
FUCK I JUST RESPONDED TO THE WRONG PERSON AGAIN.
I have to be better, KINGtos scholars.

>>150358419
Retard, you posted wrong AGAIN. Wipe those tears from your eyes little baby you can't see your keyboard

Also your own wikipage says 1 universe. Sorry cuck, i'll go gentle on your gf this time

>>150358413
why do they spout such easily debunkable lies? do they feel inadequate and infirm?

Only 1 universe?

>>150358437
Dunning Kruger effect. They think their lies will not be exposed because they are low iq and cowardly. That is why they fear the champions of intellect and courage that are Kratos Scholars

>>150358436
Yeah I fucked up.
>>150358423
I never was...
>>150358436
>Also your own wikipage says 1 universe. Sorry cuck, i'll go gentle on your gf this time.
Damn how much of a retard to not see the " As the name implies, it is a wave attack that consists of an everlasting Big Bang-like energy blast. As the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is shielded from this by Lazengann, new Super Spiral galaxies can be seen being born endlessly as a result of this energy being unleashed." and the rest of the page.

This thread proves me. We must accept Kratos into our hearts and become BETTER MEN!

>>150358398
True. People were putting some insane effort in them.

>>150358455
>new Super Spiral galaxies
Wow, a Big Bang that creates GALAXIES?

Galaxy Level Simon gets beaten and cucked too by 990 Million Universe Kratos. We'll find him a galaxy sized bush.

>>150358429
>The Behemoth does not know who this robot that looks like a familiar of his girlfriend is.
>>150358464
Trve.
>>150358458
Believe in the me that believes we WILL become better men.

>>150358445
the Kratos SCHOLARS have once again uncovered the cuckold's web of lies and exposed the TRUTH for all the thread to see

>>150358455
DAMN! Watch out everyone this Big Bang made galaxies!

30 minutes before my episode aired, I was brutally sodomized and forced to wear a buttplug for the entire fight, and yet I still won my battle......

>>150358471
>>150358481
>Name fallacy.
Those are empty universes made out of pure energy.
>>150358484
Kratos...

>>150358484
Simon when he canonically let the tranny character Leeron rape him to cope with Kamina NTRing him with Yoko...

>>150358491
FUARK! The Kratos Scholars have exposed another of our shameful secrets Simoncucks!!!

>>150358491
>>150358498
Why are Shartos' concubines this obsessed with gay sex, troonies, and cheating?
Projecting much?

>>150358477
https://youtu.be/HgBw22bBV74?si=c9Cnv6GDWc9t_fod
YOU CAN BEST BELIEVE ME
HE'S A MACHO MAN
GLAD HE TOOK YOU DOWN WITH
ANYONE HE CAN
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY

>>150358507
unfortunately for you, cucky simonbro, it's canon in sloppen lagann.

God of Hope would never.

>>150358507
Kratos has no concubines. all he needs is his right hand

>>150358510
>The Behemoth likes the song.

>>150358526
SIMONCUUUUUUCKS?????? YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE PROJECTING AAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEE I'M EXPOSED

>>150358526
>Alt multiverse that's not the main one.
Also it looks like he might not be Simon but even if he is it doesn't matter bc that's normal for an infinite multiverse, still not the main Simon.
>>150358528
The retards sucking Kratos' dick are his concubines.
>>150358531
It's an alt-reality

>>150358526
FUARK YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POST WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS AGAIN KRATOS SCHOLARS PLEASE HAVE MERCY

>>150358526
TTGL is such cuck tranny slop istg, no wonder Simon gets beat up by Kratos

>>150358526
>Simon canonically fused with this version of himself and got the memory of getting fucked in the ass too
WTF MY HERO IS A FAGGOT!>?!?!!?!?!??!

>>150358563
Simon was always a faggot.
His new Big Bro Kratos will teach him to be a Better Man.

>>150358552
>>150358562
>>150358563
>Shit happens for some seconds.
>">Simon canonically fused with this version of himself and got the memory of getting fucked in the ass too"
You assumed Simon took it up the ass, what a projection.
>>150358572
>AI slop.

Famished, Simon...?

>>150358572
KEEEEEKKK and canon

>>150358572
As the KING of /dbg/ I declare this post...canon!

I legit didn't know about the alt verse where Simon is a fag and now I'm genuinely mad.

>>150358510
Who is this guy supposed to be even? I've seen him posted several times already.

>>150358586
I find funny how it has devolved from half assed arguing on something barely resembling actual powerscaling to straight up shitpost and shit.

>>150358590
It's not that he's a fag, but fag with absolutely horrible taste.

>>150358572
Yoko can't help it, her entire setting is made up of effeminate loudmouthed betamales. Kratos is a Spartan and the first Masculine Man she has ever met, she wants that Infinite-D

>>150358586
>Shovel Knight victim
>King of anything

>>150358590
That guy is Yoko's cousin, he's mindbroken and letting Leeron fuck him to compensate for Yoko cucking him.

>>150358608
>i find funny
SimonJEETS...

>>150358593
According to the archives:
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/XL9/
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Excelsior/

>>150357772
>>150357900
My personal favorite is the Superior Iron Man suit.

>>150358612
>>150358617
Thankfully that ain't the main reality.
Infinite universes means infinite possibilities that are realities. In some other universes all of us are faggots with bad taste, simply because that's what the nature of the multiverse dictates.
>>150358622
I'm not Indian, I'm italian. The correct sentence is "I find it funny" no?

>>150358593
Jennyfag who gets upset whenever his wife gets ROCKED like the WHORE she is

>>150358572
>>150358614
"EW! I think Simon likes it!
It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, let alone have a smidgeon of your infinite power KINGTOS, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!
But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina, and especially not YOU! All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him, like he's about to watch you cuck him.
You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kingtos! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!
Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while he fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss Kamina's ass while I suck Kingtos' cock, cucky worshipper!""

>>150358631
The Behemoth prefers saying "making love to his beautiful girlfriend girlfriend" and not calling the love of his live a whore.

>>150358614
women are always upgrading, and unfortunately for cucky simon KINGtos is the most powerful being in any medium. As he is HOPE incarnate, and HOPE triumphs over all

Wow TTGL is getting worse and worse. First Simon is a crybaby, then he's a manchild who permamently lives in his brother's shadow, then he's a cuck, and now he's a FAG? How can it get any worse?

THE GOD OF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>150358646
next time i'll expose how he's also a Bejitabro

>>150358572
FUARK

Gigi and Bejita is all that matters

Okay this has indeed turned into a circlejerk of retarded Kratos' concubines making up fanfiction.
>>150358646
Most of the shit they say isn't canon anyways.
>First Simon is a crybaby,
For character development.
> then he's a manchild who permamently lives in his brother's shadow
For the character development.
> then he's a cuck, and now he's a FAG?
Not canon.

>>150358649
>>150358645
>he is hope incarnate
>but he fears ROCKS

>kill a bunch of innocents, don't care
>kill another innocent victim instead of his evil witch mom, but this time pretend to feel sad about it
>become "le god of hope"

>For character development.
Gutsfags say this as an excuse for him getting bred by BBC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Fa7iNJ2aA
https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4
Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!

Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!

>>150358672
is getting raped by an adult as a child really an anti-feat?

>>150358667
This is the guy they are fellating.
Giga Drill Kekker.
>>150358672
I see you call "excuses" to anything that's a valid and factually correct answer which you can't argue against.
>>150358675
Shitpost.

>>150358676
When you can't poop normally afterwards it is. Aids is a huge nerf too.

>>150358682
and who said Guts cant shit regularly?
and if he had aids, he wouldn't be buff, he'd be a withered husk

>>150358644
Yeah! My wife is the first JENuinely elected ms. /co/ for a reason!

>>150358694
Guts got raped by feral niggers. He has aids and incontinence.

They'll always try to deny, deny, deny. They made all sorts of excuses, hopping to the next after the last was exposed. "D-didn't happen!" Lie. "S-Simon was never in love with her!" Lie. "S-Simon's too young for her!" Lie.

Never let them forget it. Simon's a cuck. and he worships his BVLL.
https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

>>150358696
He looks breedable

>>150358698
>raped by feral niggers
he got raped by ONE civilized nigga
and if he had aids, he wouldn't be a buff swordsman who swings around a lump of metal like it's a piece of paper

>>150358672
Eh, honestly the unending Griffith wank is much worse.
>B-but he's a member of the Godhand! And also really heckin smart! And has infinite loyal followers and and and
I don't fucking care. It's just not interesting to watch him be a bored faggot who oneshots everything again and again and again and again, especially while Guts isn't allowed to get a W in anything or against anyone who isn't a jobber.
Fucking Ganishka was a cardboard coutout of a character but even he was more entertaining.

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

>>150358714
as the KING of /dbg/ i declare this post...Canon!

The Behemoth is interested in the story this robot guy he doesn't know talks about his wife, whoever she is.

>>150358701
>>150358714
Fanfics, copypastas n shieeeeeeeeeeeet.

A cuck, Simon is. No respect for him, I have. Very embarrassing, it is.

>>150358735
Factually wrong.

>>150358735
YodaCHAD, we are all listening.

I love BBC!

>>150358743
Lying faker.

>>150358743
He really did say this lmao.

>>150358735
Yoda is omniscient by Force scaling so you're right and neither do I.

>>150358749
No I didn't, that's a faker.
>>150358753
Why did Yoda lose against Mickey then?

Like absolutely all us Simonbros I LOVE watching my gf taking BBC while I cry in a bush and tell myself it's none of my business. Then I worship Tyrone and call him 'Big Bro'

>>150358748
>>150358760
Don't listen to him, I kneel before the GIGA BBC THAT DRILLS THROUGH MY WIFE'S PUSSY!

I just ate some scat for the first time yesterday. It was fucking lifechanging.

>>150358761
>>150358769
You faker/s, why do you say these things, what do you win with lying? You wrote those things yourself, the admission of the faker is only valid for him.

I'm such a happy cuck! Big Bro Jamal sugoii!!!

>>150358777
ROW ROW DO THE IMPOSSIBLE FIGHT DA POWER!
can't bring back nia from the dead tho or anti-spiral sama is gonna kill everyone...

Y-YOKO—N-NIA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHADDY BIG BRO SPARTAN???
https://youtu.be/NBCT0-y4e-s?t=155

BBC worship isn't a hobby or a lifestyle. It's my religion.

So we are all just people with nothing better to do than write such things.
Anyways all that the faker say are true for the fakers, not the real one.
This means you're all cucks and such. Don't know where the pride to say those things comes from.

>>150358803
Simonbro btw, I'm trans.

>>150358803
also I forgot to mention i'm a cuck that's why I self insert as Simon

>>150358803
One last thing, all of you HAVE to try out eating scat once in your lives. It's amazing!

Fine I admit it, Kratos whoops Simon's ass without even trying, Simon can't even tank 1 big bang he'd beg Kratos for mercy and call him big bro.
I was just jealous because Kratos is a King and a chad while simon and i will always be betamale cuckolds...

Also did i mention that i am gay

I payed Wiz and Boomstick with my body to buy the death battle win. Simon can't even time travel, they were planning to make Kyle go back in time and fuck Yoko just like Hal would have done

My parents are so disappointed in me.

i pay my local Kratosbro to beat the piss out of me then fuck my girlfriend while i hide in the potted plant and cry

>>150358847
...and it was quite possibly the best day of my life.

I would be ashamed of myself if I was all of you fakers, nothing better to do is a joke.

>>150358855
...but i admit that all of these posts are me because all of us Simonbros are cucks like our hero Simon

>>150358833
I love using reddit btw

My favorite subreddit is r/cuckold psychology.

My Wife's Boyfriend bought me a Nintendo Switch yesterday

Like really not even going to sleep of taking a shower? 4chan and loser is truly synonymous.
>>150358865
The real me is transphobe and permabanned from reddit.
>>150358862
Admission from a faker only affects the faker.

I speak like a crazy ESL btw. I am extremely brown. I am proud too.

Enough
Simon is HIM
He represents the indomitable human spirit

Here's an actual clip of me and what I look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNVLUFUerk

The reason my english is so bad is because I am Pajeet and my stench drives women away from me

>>150358882
Kratosjeet finally accepting himself.
>>150358886
I'm not surprised that Kratosfags are like that.
>>150358893
Kratos fans and Asura share an amazing amount of similarities.

I am an adult fanboy of Gurren Lagann because like all Gurren Lagannbros i have a 1-inch penis

I get all my political opinions from South Park

Kratos broke me.

>>150358909
Yup. I am mindbroken. I firmly accept he's a better man.

>>150358907
I pity this faker.
>>150358912
Kek and Non-canon.

>>150358915
>>150358922
Kratosfags opening up in real time.

I'm kind of like Brief, we both love jacking off to our wives getting fucked, we are even made by the same studio

Hang in there Kratos, you are number one!

I want to bury myself in some fat guys' juicy asshole and sniff all their farts upon my nostrils!!!

>>150358935
Who tf is Brief.
>>150358941
You guys are getting weaker on the shitpost.
>>150358944
Kratosfag no one asked you about your fantasies.
Out of joke, do you guys realize you WILLINGY choose and write things like that, BY YOURSELF? My dignity and self-respect are not that low, damn. Writing gay shit for a joke makes you the clown, not me.

>>150358960
https://psg.fandom.com/wiki/Brief

>>150358960
>You guys are getting weaker on the shitpost.
Holy fucking ESL. Fuck off.

>>150358960
>My dignity and self-respect are not that low
Yes they are, Pajeet.

Mmmm~ i love drinking Kratos' cum from your pussy condoms yoko!

When I was 5-7 years old my cousin (20) would beat me up on a regular basis. At one point, he even stuck his penis inside of my mouth. He even showed me porn and got me addicted to it! I imagine bro doing all of this to simon and it makes me so happy.

>>150358975
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR SECONDARY LANGUAGE PERFECTLY OR ELSE... OR ELSE WE ARE GOING TO KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT SUCH AN UNDERSTANDABLE MISTAKE.
Nigger, YOU fuck off.
>>150358970
I don't watch that shit.

>>150358979
No, I'm not like you.
>>150358980
You don't have any self-respect.
>>150358986
Same goes for you.

Fuck! Fuck! Yes!!! Kratos-Sama!!! Puh-lease keep DILATING my whore of a dead wife nia's pussy! I'll drink all the cum dripping from it!

>>150358996
At this point I pity you losers. Lay off the porn and clean yourself, please.

Bro-sama... Please be gentle... I'm still a (anal) virgin. AIEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE POUNDING ME RAW? WITH NO LUBE? SO I COULD HEMMORAGE FROM YOUR BIG COCK AND DIE? AIEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN.

>>150358986
>>150358980
Pumping...

YIPPEE!!! I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!!!

>>150359015
Okay, the scream is funny. Reminder that NO ONE but YOURSELF wrote such gay shit.

It ain't a party without the BBC

Brock from Pokemon may be a simp, unlike Sanji, he'd actually hit a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08qlELlj0Pg
What do Kratos chads think of this?

>>150359113
Part of being a better man is worshipping women. Never hurt them. If they want something they GET IT. Lick their feet after they're done walking. Understood?

>>150359113
The violence ends here. He must be better.

>>150359130
Trvke

>>150359130
This is a "Kratos chad". Kek.

>>150359130
This is a Simon fag falseflagging as a KratosLORD.

>>150359159
Nah, a faker said "Trvke" already and all fakers are Kratosbrowns. Too late.

I HAVE to admit it. Whenever I read a yabadabadoo post my clitty starts getting hard. I can't help but pump it to the image of krillin as he explains how much of a cuck he is. I don't even need to see the girl or bull, just the cuck humiliating himself.

>>150359174
I still don't get the flinstone thing in those cuck posts.
Coincidentally, both those cuck copypastas and Simon slander are factually wrong.

You guys think Liquid Snake vs Wesker could be entertaining?

>>150359214
Depends on how much of a stomp it is, still probably more fair Wesker vs Agent Smith.

>>150359214
Liquid wins if they give him REX.if not then Wesker wins because of uroboros shenanigans

>>150359238
Wesker has MvC scaling

>>150359243
Crossover scaling is a meme