Thread 150961776

Team wiz won by the way

We jobbed last thread…

>>150961776 (OP)
Damn, the OP image had Spidey and the TMNT, what counts as on-topic then

He's so sexy...

>Duel monsters are just holograms
>They don't cause physical damage
explain this then

>>150961843
illusions

>>150961851
Are you sure

The two men stood face to face, both with very different beliefs. Kratos, the stoic and reserved Spartan warrior, known for his immense strength and fighting prowess; and Asura, the fiery and impulsive demigod with anger issues.
Kratos spoke first, his deep and authoritative voice cutting through the tense air, "You think your rage and anger are assets, that they make you stronger?"
"They make me alive," Asura snarled, eyes blazing like cracked coals. His fists trembled, wreathed in flickering crimson energy. "You sheathe your blade and whisper about control—but I feel! That’s power!"
Kratos didn’t flinch. He slowly unbuckled his vambraces, letting them clatter to the stone. “Then let us see,” he said, voice low as grinding stone, “if fire can burn without consuming the hand that holds it.”

Asura lunged—wild, furious arcs of flame tearing through the courtyard—but Kratos moved like winter: precise, inevitable. A sidestep here, a parry there—not with steel, but open palm and pressure point—until Asura overextended… and Kratos swept his legs with a single pivot.

“You fight to dominate,” Kratos said calmly as Asura spat blood onto cracked earth. “I fight to protect. One is strength forged in duty—the other? Just noise.” He extended no hand for aid—only a gaze heavy with truth: “Anger untempered doesn’t make you strong—it makes you blind.”
"You think you're better than me?" Asura growled. "You, with your talk of restraint and rules? At least I stand for something!"
"What do you think it is you stand for?" Kratos asked. "Yourself?"
Asura glared but didn't answer.

"There's more to being a man than taking what you want. There is duty."

As Asura glowered silently, Kratos stood and turned away.

"We must be better men," he said, striding across the training grounds. "You may despise my words—but they are true. To be a man is not to rule with wrath or violence, but protect and serve… Women speak. Men must listen!"

>>150961776 (OP)
I ship Deku and Soul because of these threads. And I've never seen either anime

>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power
>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth
>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!"
>Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body
>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone
>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography
>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)
>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men
>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura."
>K.O.!!!
I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?

I-I'm sorry janny... I'll never mistake Ray the Flying Squirrel for Tails again...

>>150961871
yes

>>150961949
KNEEL

Post Mario destroying a dimension

>>150961988
yes

>>150961776 (OP)
Why does it look like Soul has a tank top over his hoodie?

>>150961978
S-SHIT!!!!!!!!!

>>150961776 (OP)
[Verse]
Metal fists collide in the neon glow
Electric hearts pulse
Let the justice flow
Sparks fly like stars in a digital sky
Two robotic heroes
Neither will comply

[Prechorus]
He takes your power
Rewires the game
I plant the charge
Ignite the flame

[Chorus]
Clash of the circuits
Sparks in the night
Fighting for peace
In the glow of the fight
Stealing your strength
Turning it new
Justice reprogrammed
We’ll see this through

[Verse 2]
Steel boots march
The grid’s battlefield
Every move calculated
No secrets concealed
Algorithms hum
A symphony of might
But who will outthink in this endless fight?

[Prechorus]
He takes your power
Rewires the game
I plant the charge
Ignite the flame

[Chorus]
Clash of the circuits
Sparks in the night
Fighting for peace
In the glow of the fight
Stealing your strength
Turning it new
Justice reprogrammed
We’ll see this through

>>150961883
>What do you think it is you stand for?
HEROsura is the hammer of justice formed in response to the SUFFERING of the innocent. He is their sword and shield against the twisted manipulations and genocide the humans go through because of the Seven Deities and Chakravartin. His Wrath is their salvation and his life was given so they and Mithra could live free. Asura stands for the humanity and his daughter.
KINGtos? Stands for the slaughter of Greek civilians and the goring of a sex slave.

>>150961883
>>150962088
you ever think about how this is the equivalent of Tails Gets Trolled having a bad chapter so every thread for it has to do nothing but cry about it for nearly a year?

from most likely to least likely to get axed this elim:
>1-2: shantae and spidey
supremely fucked over; not-so-stellar match spreads despite fan demand and barely holds a candle to everyone else on team boomstick
>3-5: pac-man, ash and slendy
decent enough backing from the people, probably would just be the filler picks for the elim polls
>6: henry
2nd biggest following from everyone, should be almost safe
>7: miku
biggest backing out of anyone in champion island, which makes her near-guaranteed safe from the chopping block if her team loses, the only hopes of getting her out is rallying up both teams against her
>???: springtrap
he's in a weird place where he's both getting eyed for immediately getting booted, and as a finalist for at least top 4

>>150962119
Kratos vs Asura has become the beating heart of these threads. Without it, we cannot survive.

>>150962144
Wait did Team Boomstick finally lose a challenge or something?

>>150962184
yeah, this week's challenge was infinite craft themed around the contenders
they lost with a 2 minute difference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5htJFfFXh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5D2i52R2Bg 1:44

wrong clips

but yeah atem can indeed immeassurable speed move around as a spirit since the distance between the normal world and the afterlife is beyond human dimensions as stated in the dsod manga.

How bad is listroon going to crash out if Pokemon wins

ATTACK POTENCY & DURABILITY
Yugi can take attacks from the god cards, who did better against zorc than exodia, who is comparable to Yubel in GX. With Super Poly, Yubel by the lore of Ba, could and would destroy 12 different timelines in one big explosion.

Post Super Poly Yubel and End of Series Post Darkness Jaden consider Yugi to have the strongest deck they have ever met without even having Horiarcthy

Low Multi Yugi. (12 timelines)

Ash and pikachu's durability might be comparable to pikachu's max effort end of series AP peak of his100 milltion gigavolt vs ultra beast Lusamine, who might scale to other ultra beasts like necrozma that can light up the ultra space which IN THE GAMES is stated to be infintie in size.

High 3-A / Infinite 3D power Pikachu

Yugi wins both AP and Dura.

SPEED
Equal
Atem can duel in a timeless dimension vs Jaden in GX, Ash wank scales to Palkia thru Cynthia.
Without the infinities, Yugi scales to Neos MFTL feat of traveling from saturn to earth in seconds to stop Satorious's light beam from hitting Aster Phoenix while Ash is never shown reacting to any FTL attack.

HAX
Yugi haxstomps and has a dozen ways to control any of Ash mons or wipe them or ash out at any point. He can just use any of cards, capsule monsters or real life magic from the duelist of the roses henry tudor scaling.

PHYSICAL STATS
Ash can lift a Osmog and a log, Osmog in the games weights 999 kg (less than a ton)

while Yugi with his blue eyes duel armor he can just summon at any point can lift building sized dragons.
>>150954322
Yugi wins physical stats

BOND
Yugi and Atem are partners, the Duel Monsters and Yugi are connected by the soul and thru many generations.
Ash and Pikachu might be friends, but the rest of his mons? Slaves that go back to the balls once they are done being useful.
(This is somehow a factor in Red vs Tai so bond factor goes to Yugi as well)

FINAL TALLY

Yugi stomps low diff.

>>150962317
i am gonna be pretty mad if ash wins ngl but it wouldnt surprise me since death battle still hasnt made a retraction of other objectively wrong results like BardockNolan and GokuSupes1-3

I will patiently wait for Sukuna vs Yujiro

SAY. HIS. NAME!

I'm putting together a team. Are you it or out?

>>150962424
If it’s the team of the biggest cucks in fiction, I’m in. Lead the charge, KINGtos.

>>150962358
True. Those were objectively wrong.

Damn, listroon doesn't even deny the name listroon anymore

>>150962304
>>150962344
Try and go through the Manga and see if there's anything to pull from as well.

>>150962424
I'm in.

>>150962424
i hurt niggers.

>>150962493
>racism
STAY OUT!

>>150962304
>but yeah atem can indeed immeassurable speed move around as a spirit since the distance between the normal world and the afterlife is beyond human dimensions as stated in the dsod manga.
>As a spirit
But inhabiting Yugi's frail human body can he do ot?
No?
Thought so

https://youtu.be/0MW9Nrg_kZU
Who won?

>>150961776 (OP)
Maka is my forever waifu. I love her.

>>150962424
Heh. Sounds fun. Chuds won't know what hit them.

AAAAIIIIIEEEEE YUGISAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE GIF INTO YOUR EYESS

>>150962424
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
You have my Smart Atoms.

>>150962424
>Are we finally going after Chara? Madoka? Your daughter?

>>150962526
>DO NOT REDEEM
Atem is EGYPTIAN YOU RACIST FUCK

I'm assembling a team. The only ones allowed in can bust mountains.

>>150962505
Thats the point. Atem can command the divine beasts with just his soul and his soul went from the afterlife to earth instantly when kaiba needed to transcend dimensions with high tech.

I need convincing on who to join.

>>150962567
I’m in.

>>150962567
I'm in.

>>150962567
You called?

>>150962577
So Atem can just summon the gods and tell them to smoke a 10 year old?

>>150962567
I'm in. I'll kill any retard who stands in my way.

When tf is light VS columbo?

>>150962424
I'm ready now that I'm a better man teacher.

Where the hell can I read this for research?

>>150962567
I guess I'm needed

>>150962567
I'm tired of that bearded imposter pretending he's some better man.

Deku x Maka winny

>>150962660
Post yourself destroying a mountain.

What are the teams for?

>>150962714
The multiversal cuckold competition.

>*Winks*
Would Asura blush?

>>150962734
He’d give Kratos the stink eye for being a weirdo.

>>150962755
What if Kratos asked Durga to dance at a party?

HOLY FUARK KRATOS IS SO FAST.

>>150961776 (OP)
I can't look at Kratos without laughing anymore

Word of the day is DRILL

>>150962797
That's as fast as the primordial shockwaves btw

>>150962774
Asura would watch as Durga politely declines before going back to him. Then he’d give Kratos another stink eye for not asking Faye to dance and asking another man’s wife instead, confirming that Kratos is indeed a weirdo.

>>150962811
Same here. He's so fuck8ng funny to look at. I especially love the "HAPPYtos" picture. Really any "tos" picture is funny.

>>150962811
Embrace the joy he brings into your heart and become a better man

>>150962841
This one is not as funny. Post "HAPPYtos" NOW

>>150962854
We MUST be better!

I almost passed out laughing at this one

Has anyone here played the spin-off God of War games, like the 2D one they used for Kratos's sprite in Kratos vs Spawn? Are they any good

>>150962865
>>150962863
>>150962850
I wish I recorded my laughter. I'm on my ass right now

>>150962797
>RAGNAROK, HELIOS AND FREYR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE SO I CAN LEECH OFF YOUR FEATS OTHERWISE I’LL JOB TO TUTORIAL ASURA! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU BITCHES WITH MY SUB-WALL STRENGTH! I MUST SHOW MONSTERSURA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN (KILLING/GORING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND FEELING SORRY LATER)!

Famished, Asura?

Asurafags really never recovered

DARK MAGICIAN GIRL

SEND ASH TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION REALM WHERE HIS PENIS WILL EXPLODE OVER AND OVER FOR ALL ETERNITY

>>150962797
>2.45 quadrillion times FTL
FUCK FUCK FUCK! Too fast!

>>150962931
Saggy titty girl...

>>150962925
We must eat better.

KIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
*shits diapey*

>>150962985
K, B, C

>>150962985
KEKKYPOW

>>150962985
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>150962925
KINGtos, no!

>>150962985
KWABOOTY!

>>150962985
KEKYFUNNYROOPYR HAHAHAHHA

BOY! BOY, HELP ME!

>>150962985
KEKA DOODLE DOO

>>150962939
We don't make fun of that here. We respect women with all types of bodies. They can't control that. You know how insecure they feel about that? We do NOT make fun of female insecurities. They are powerful and don't deserve oppression
Be better.

ENTERRRRRRRR

>>150962985
I'm not sure what did more irreversible damage to Kratos. Powerscalers, Sony, or Death Battle.

>>150963042
Sony to his character
Powerscalers to discourse surrounding him

Now its time, I fear to tell I've been holding it back so long
But something strange deep inside of me is happening
I feel unlike I've ever felt
And its making me scared
That I may not be what I think I am
What of us?
What do I say?
Are we both from a different world?
'Cos every breath that I take, I breathe it for you I couldn't face my life without you
And I'm so afraid there's nothing to comfort us
What am I, if I can't be yours?
I don't sleep, don't feel a thing
And my senses have all but gone
Can't even cry from the pain can't shed a tear now
I realise we're not the same and it's making me sad
'Cos we can't fulfill our dream in this life
So I must let us break free I can never be what you need
If there was a way through the hurt then
I would find it I'd take the blows, yes I would fight it
But this is the one impossible dream to live
What am I, if I can't be yours?

>>150963042
Cmon man it's obviously Sony
Nu-dadtos obviously just never should have happened and if powerscalers just wanked greektos people wouldn't have anywhere near as big of an issue

I can't fucking take this anymore

>>150963064
Nah Greektos wank was also really annoying it's just that no one cared outside of vs debate circles

We respect changed men like NORSEtos here. Be better.

>>150962797
BOUNDLESS speeds!

>>150962652
https://youtu.be/1Qo7H3xierE?si=W0pitYcCJG-vHEB7

It's really fascinating how Krasura mind broke this place specifically. Everywhere outside of here is fine with the episode even if the animation was off, but here it's been non stop bitching and moaning by jeets

What a revolting development!

>>150963021
CANONROOOO!

>>150963074
Even then most Greektos wank was just laughable "he kills gods" shit, Yggdrasil unfortunately was basically tailor made for new powerscaler dimension wank
Norsetos also made him way obviously physically weaker and slower to the point it just couldn't be ignored anymore

>>150963096
Suck a BBC

>>150963096
Jobs to George Jetson

>>150963104
Gladly.

>>150962660
that's Greek Kratos

>>150962865
Kingtos brings JOY to all his subjects

>>150963096
Hero
Savior
Scholar
King
Role model

These threads are the best whenever they are making fun of Kratos. Holy shit, you retards are fucking killing me!

>>150962851
1 Kratos Emerald > 7 Chaos Emeralds

My eyes are up here, Asura
Unless your thoughts drift elsewhere...?

>>150962851
this building is larger than it appears but for gameplay purposes it just looks like this or something

>>150963129
I'm talking about Tenshinhan btw. Nobody cares about Mr Yabba Dabba Doo himself.

>>150963143
Nigga you're gay as fuck. Nigga you are BROWN

>>150963095
>is fine with the episode
More like they hate it but aren’t as autistic about it as here. Twitter and Reddit hate it. YouTube still has some seethe if you sort by new. Let’s not kid ourselves.

KINGtos general
KINGtos board
KINGtos site
KINGtos show
KINGtos society
KINGtos world

>>150963167
Uhh he's gray. Are you blind?

>>150963152
Fred would rip Tenshithand's arms off and beat him to death with them.

Can we at least give Kratos some respect. Just for one thread, no bullshit lore scaling, no DB scaling, just you know - Kratos

>>150963167
Name one thing wrong with admiring another man's pectorals

>>150963183
...cried the cuck while singing YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>150963186
I mean he's pretty strong for street/building tier and has some really good lifting feats. Also has a lot of variety in his weapons.
He's not weak it's just irritating what powerscalers have done to him

>>150963190
But enough about Tien.

BLACK BURNING MAGIC

*Ash"s ENTIRE TEAM is vaporized*

How would you react?

When is Death Race coming back? We have a new challenger.

>>150963199
HEROHOPESAVIOR has nothing to cuck. He's uncuckable. His semen retention streak has never been broken. He's the ultimate BVLL. Yabba Dabba KEK can't compete.

>>150963095
that's what happens when over the years more and more of the sane and white anons slowly leave and then fully left when Roosterteeth died, you're left with the mentally unwell and browns that can only repeat the same jokes over and over and talk about terrible fetishes

>>150963188
I don't remember Kratos surviving in the vacuum of space?

>>150963214
also I forgot to mention most of them that are still here are /dbs/ rejects that spout the same jokes from /dbs/ but without the effort, creativity, or soul

>>150963228
Ares’ dimension (illusion)

>>150963212
Fred passed his genes to the next generation. Tien died childless. Not competing won't make you a loser but you're also not a winner.

You're an idiot if you think it isn't white people joking about cuckoldry and making fun of nuKratos.

>>150963214
Who is rooster teeth?

>>150963284
No. We're all brown Muslims here.

>>150963272
Not sure if this is worse than having Kratos just steal other feats.

>>150963302
I'm a white christian from Hungary

>>150963176
Let's see you kill this one first

>>150963302
I'm a Black Atheist.

>>150963302
Zutt.

If anyone doesn't know what Zutt is. Basically the.prophet got Kevin Nashed

>>150963302
I'm a Mexican and I believe in Teohtl. Viva la raza puto.

>>150963357
Literally nobody cares except Christians who receive Muslim apostacy from the Jewtube algorithm.

>>150963203
>Ash when he tries to use volt tackle just for Yugi to play the trap card magical hats

>>150963361
I am a white American and I want to breed your women then force them to practice Christianity (Southern Baptism). That is all.

Wonder Woman? Raped to death by Rogue.

>>150963408
My lie detector scanned this post...and it's dead silent.

>>150963394
https://youtu.be/GNe4TWQZpik?si=WA6OUxsMCNSWLiMU 4:50
Now you see her now you dont

*Audience cheer*

Pikachu attack the left most hat!
Thats a miss.

Attack the right most hat!
Strike two

>>150963428
hehehehehehehe

The weak. must fear. the strong.

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

Kingtos, Aquaman MUST pay for his crimes...

>>150963446
Why would Sonic do that? That sounds very out of character.

damn. I need to fuck Blair.

>>150963459
You see Sonic represents freedom but what if he was a slave to his sexual urges? Quite the subversive, huh?

>>150963472
Maka...

>>150963232
Superman solos all of fiction.

>>150963445
Goten's concubines

>>150963495
What skin color was the person who drew this?

>>150963510
Green.

>>150963510
The deepest darkest brown you can imagine

>>150963330
>Both job to great love immortal venerable

>DC couldn't do it
>Marvel couldn't do it.
>BOOM! couldn't do it.
>DC couldn't do it a second time
>Marvel couldn't do it a second time
>Darkhorse couldn't do it
>IDW does it (for a short time)

>>150963542
Fang Yuan jobs to any cultivator from a non shit verse.

>>150963551
>GODZILLA CAN'T DIE IN NON-TOHO PRODUCTS
>this

>>150962797
Is that really how he got his speed tier?

>>150963586
Goten is below both of them btw

What ai model is every using nowadays? I wanna gen a picture with 5 or more characters. Is that possible?

>>150963612
Yes they said Helios was as fast as the primordials and then gave this as a Kratos feat.

>>150963551
Funny enough, not only is that a clear reference for the Death of Superman, it is also being done by the same guy who wrote it too.

>>150963635
Seeley didn't write that

No pigs in human clothing permitted around these parts. now post matchups.

>>150963623
Well no, they just said Kratos was as fast as the primordials directly, they just kind of said awkwardly later on Helios was as fast as them too. They didn't calc the Helios lighting up the underworld because if they did it would have probably ended up being infinite speed by their reasoning and that was probably too retarded even for them

>>150963623
Is that how that Gigachad meme was also made, because that bullshit?

>>150963674
*immeasurable speed
Helios' light is beyond infinite (crossed three infinite realms) and Hermes and Hercules and Zeus are faster than that and Kratos is faster than all them

>>150963635
Wasn't that Jurgens? At least for the issue that cover is referencing

>>150963669
BVILT FOR ____

>>150963674
can you explain the power fear that made literally no sense

Ash may have unpredictability. But Atem has the power of fucking bullshit.

>>150963714
Me

>>150963721
I feel like that's both of them. Remember, Ash won the Alola league by countering a counter.

>>150963688
Yes.

KINGtos humbled my series' MC to be a BETTER man to lesbians

>>150962797
....kratos got FTL scaling because he quickly shielded his eyes? Really?

>>150963718
You mean the power feat? Tyr held back Ragnarok with some vague magic spell, Ragnarok destroying Asgard shook Yggdrasil, they calced Yggdrasil's size from an obviously not fit to scale drawing where Ratatoskr would be the size of galaxies by their logic, and then calced how much energy would be needed to shake something of that scale.

Why did Kratos not just use his 910 universal lowballed strength to just destroy Asgard with his own fists instead of needing Ragnarok? Why did Kratos run away from Ragnarok like a bitch if he supposedly directly scales to him in power? We may never know

>>150963623
>>150963674
To be more precise, they said that Kratos killed Helios (cue scene with picrel) whose light lit up the underworld. They then said it was hard to quantify before saying it was “consistent” with the primordial shockwaves. There is no actual speed feat because Kratos literally killed an immobile cripple that got tagged by a ballista 2 minutes beforehand. That’s how much of a joke the episode is.

I'm wearing a form fitting black shirt and people say I look good

>>150963902
>if he supposedly directly scales to him in power
Funny thing about this is DB explicitly said Ragnarok was out Kratos’ league. Kratos had to leech off Freyr (by doing literally nothing because the two never fought) doing a magic lifting feat.

>>150963939
It's also insane because Kratos supposedly being in Freyr's league and being able to hold back Surtr means he could have helped Freyr escape with everyone else, yet he chose to just run. Why is PSYCHOtos like this?

You guys ever see those videos of the black men sticking huge dildos up their ass while screaming?

>>150963972
>Why is PSYCHOtos like this?
Ragnarok taught Freyr how to be a better man. KINGtos saw the truth and understood the sacrifice needed.

Kingtos is canonically a boundless godkiller.

So true... kratos solos all fiction and reality.

>>150964012
yet jobs to koffing.

How do I become BOUNDLESS?

>>150964021
be 2'00 inches tall
levitate off the ground
have many vents and pores over your body that leak a toxic gas
smile blankly like you see the most wonderous thing and refuse to tell anyone about it
pull out all your teeth but your canines
lose weight until you're 2.2 lbs
turn purple
tattoo a yellow green skull and crossbones on your chest

Oh, MY hero?
WON. The last thread.

>>150964046
FinnCHADS? I think this is our call.

>>150964112
....to watch Flame Princess and Simon the Ice King "fight" along with Bubblegum and Marceline too, while hiding in a bush.

>>150963203
Oh no... All of Ash's CARDS

>Repeat after me
>Neurodivergent people deserve pur respect and understanding
>I will never talk over any minority while they are speaking
>Giving women, people of color, LGBTQ+, and neurodivergent people a voice is my ultimate responsibility
>Giving minorities restitutions for the poor way they have been treated historically and systemically and culturally is something we must do
>Every voice matters, but there are toxic ideologies that do not deserve a platform
>Respecting another person's pronouns and queer lifestyle is our obligation as allies
>Striving for equality is a hard road, but I will walk it and become a better man

I'm keeping myself up because I can't stop thinking about how Asura died. It legitimately depresses me.

What stops Goku from using the Chaos Emerald?

>>150964311
i'll post Zero Two dressed as a Nazi

do bitches like cannons

>>150964430
Kill yourself listroon

>>150964449
KINGtroon WARPED you

/DBG/, RESPECT THEIR PRONOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNS!

>>150963087
>>150962652
youre fucking welcome, jerk.

>>150963721
This fucking nonsense again
EVERYONE COULD "CHEAT" IN DUELIST KINGDOM

IT WAS COMPETITIVE DND BACK THEN.

>>150964387
technically nothing. He could feel the energy and absorb it.

>>150963669
Then by all means, Princess.

Lets dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHeGZoWl0g

>>150964311
His compassion holds no bounds. He truly is BOUNDLESS…

Death Battle General is dead. It's just bumped by one or two gay dude flinging shit at an outdated matchup.

>>150965043
Shitposting is happening in the Fionna and Cake thread again.

I'm faster than light

>>150965156
Solos all of DC btw.

how's the discord? who's currently being eyed out for the chopping block?

>>150963188
Literally a perfect image.
Perfectly encapsulates Krasura.

>>150962144
I honestly think might pull a Meta Knight.
Get hated for having a 'boring' spread and being likely to get an episode anyway, but tanking everything because he's fucking Spider-Man.

>>150965250
Bet he would die for a Scooby Snack

Why mountains though?

>>150965404
big enough that most characters in fiction can't do it
small enough for it to be relatively feasible for most settings, since most settings are not planet busters which that (and moon busting) is seen as the next big step up

>>150965404
Aint no mountain high enough.

>>150965415
Chicken Little vs that faggot Littlefoot, who do you got?

>>150961822
>>150962666
Today... Today I will remind them!

>>150963721
I KNEEL TO SUCH POWER

>>150963203
oh nooo... not the cards....

>>150962652
use the fucking archives, newfag
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/222433028/

>>150965442
>cement level
already stronger than the all powerful all knowing literal god of pokemon

>>150965430
Madoka's footrest

>>150965464
You weren't supposed to mention that...

>>150965476
Knull's lucky Homura is busy BEASTING Sakuya... she'll be angry when she finds out she lost her position...

>>150965464
has anyone calculated the meteor that beat Arceus?

>>150963721
>>150965442
>Vsbattle
Since you want to play like that, here's Ash's profile. Keep spamming, Konigger

>>150965548
Multiversal Ash Ketchum...

N

Post Ash destroying a moon.

I

C

>>150964576
>This fucking nonsense again
>EVERYONE COULD "CHEAT" IN DUELIST KINGDOM
>IT WAS COMPETITIVE DND BACK THEN
this
if you are an animeonly, you won't understand jackshit

Post Yugi having ANY direct feat outside the 4kids mini-series

>poketard melty
why is it always giant soldier of stone that triggers him?
why is it always at these hours anyway?

>>150965618
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8650067/#8747551

Gay faggot

>>150965624
Poketard

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/73666928/#73693102

Why isn't it always the trashiest people the contrarian in the thread?

>>150965523
Yes, here's the scene from the lorebook showing the source of the meteor before it made its way to Earth

>>150965043
A bunch of people soidueled a bit too hard and got banned plus janny's deleting the threads again. That's probably why things look deader than usual.

https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/1588280/#q1588376

Don't listen to this guy he jerks off to Shota porn

>>150965613
Jajajajaja

>>150965614
Why? He can literally just start a shadow game without Ash knowing, which punishes ash for trying to circumvent the game.

>>150965691
What's stopping Ash from using 9-B Superman Physiology and beating Yugi's asspull

HOLY FUARRRK!

>>150965721
That wouldn't do anything.

>>150962629
I'm proud of you, Asura. But to be clear, to be a Better Man, first you must kill your Wife and Daughter. Then, kill thousands of innocent people for your own selfish goals. Once you've done that, kill even more innocent people. Next, it's important that you dodge all responsibility for your actions by either attempting suicide or running away to a new country.

After that, just marry the first whore you can find without knowing anything about her and her past., You must also allow other men to fuck your wife. Then, neglect your child until your new wife dies, and only then begrudgingly take them under your wing.

And most importantly, never ever help anyone unless opportunity literally forces itself on you.
And then and only then will you be a fully redeemed Better Man like me.

>>150965721
only Joey and the bullies in the early half can do that

>>150965757
The bullies never dodged a punishment game.

>>150965751
Stupid bitch

Cu-Cky-Oh! lol

Why didn't Yugi start a shadow game here to protect his friends

>>150965786
Even Cucky Gohan beat the shit out of Yigi

>>150965783
See
>>150965767

>>150965783
DSoD duel disks tank universal erasure

>>150965721
Idk. What's stopping Ash from using his infinite speed to run back in time and kill Yugi as a baby?
It's not in character even though he has the power to do it.

JOEY HELP

>>150965828
Can you post Ash running back in time?

>>150965831
That guy literally dies from a shadow game punishment.

KINGtos....Finn the CHADman is now universal bear level, and universal tree level

>>150965828
>I-i-it's not in character
And Yugi making people braindead is?

>>150965848
Uh... Yes?
He literally cooked a guy alive.

>>150965845
Pretty sure that only happened because he was cheating.

>>150965848
>Ash literally about to push a little kid

This...is...someone's hero...

Swan-sama, Ben-sama, if Yugi loses an actual pedophile will probably kill himself. Do the right thing

...and make him win!

>>150965882
You forgot your tripcode, green

>>150965899
Don't you ever compare me to a tripfag again

>>150965867
Yes? That's literally the whole argument. Ash trying to throw hands during a duel would be cheating.

>>150965545
lol, far bigger cloud parting feat than the one the yugifags always post

>>150965872
I'm missing some lore here. What's this about?

>>150965899
>your
it's a public trip, nigga

>>150965968
>my wife out of nowhere

>>150965965
docgreen's (and arguably the list poster as well) post history outside of these threads is well documented and they're the most staunch YGO defenders in here

>>150965821
Yugi TANKED that? Ash is in a world of hurt.

>>150965965
i'm just that big of a shitposter
a ben pic broke this general
it was hilarious

>browse Shota threads
>talk about Shota
>Post Shota

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/shota/username/DoctorGreen/

This nigga is terminally online and a frequent masturbator

>>150965869
Ash is also a little kid

>>150966017
>only two pages 2
no way. i think i shitposted more than that

How come nobody posted this here to brag about?
This is a huge W for Dragon Ball

>>150966066
Because it has nothing to do with Death Battle itself
>B-B-BUT GOKU IS IN DEATH BATTLE!!
Okay. Let's discuss the new Pokemon game. Pikachu is in it. Charizard is in it. Lucario is in it. I want to fuck the streamer girl.

>>150966066
>This is a huge W for Dragon Ball
?
You mean a huge W for Digimon

You'd think that another lore vs feats schizo mismatch like Dante vs Clive would get more discussion but no, we're still talking about the same matchups as always. Ash vs Yugi must be a Bowser vs Eggman tier fight if it's being delayed for so long.

>>150966086
Dragonkeks constantly bring up popularity and sales.
Hell, everyone does.
Are you new around here or something?

>>150966110
The best protagmon, no exceptions

>>150966193
No. It's still fucking off topic to Death Battle. People who bring up sales are coping retards who know their hero just lost.

>>150966132
Because we know Clive fucking wins. Dante is a glass canon at best and even WOG doesn't make him universal. Dogshit matchup, I think someone like Bayonetta would have been able to reasonably fight Clive.

>>150965841
I would, but it wouldn't be in character

>>150966246
Why would someone weaker than Dante being a better match?

>>150966257
Post Dante destroying a planet :)

I HATE WEAKLING

>>150966289
Just because we haven't seen Dante destroy a planet doesn't mean he can't.

Why would Dante destroy a planet when he's a good guy?

>>150966296
Post Dante not going into a month long coma after a wall level attack :)
Post Dante destroying a mountain :)
Post Dante killing a God :)

>>150966132
to be honest i just think they realized it'd underperform as a september episode and moved it so they can farm the #1 spot on youtube trending in december or february

>>150966312
Okay.

They know the Dante vs Bayonetta episode was bullshit so they're having Clive fraud check Dante. Well fucking deserved too. Fuck these retarded statementfags, maybe they'll fraud check Kratos in a few years to make up for their humiliating fuck up.

>>150966373
Post Dante destroying a building :)

>>150966132
1) people have already hashed out all their feats vs lore schizo energy over krasura
2) Dante is nowhere near as memeable or pathetic as kektos and Capcom for all of their failures as a company didn't ruin him like Sony
3) nobody knows what Clive even really does until the preview
4) yugi and ashspics both keep biting each others' bait and start shitflinging contests over nothing

>>150966246
He's universal scaling is more legit than Fraudtos

Post Dante busting a universe.
>b-b-but Mundu-
Post Mundus attacking Dante with stuff like big bangs and not small rocks and meteors.

>KO!
>Boomstick: WHAT?! HE DIED IN JUST ONE HIT? I really thought Dante was going to be able to at least dodge the first attack. Isn't he supposed to be crazy fast with that rain feat of his?
>Wiz: Actually, upon further inspection, that feat never actually happened. Sure, Dante could teleport with his trickster style but Dante has trouble catching up to a van not even going full speed.
>Boomstick: I thought Dante defeated Mundus who was able to create a universe in seconds! Shouldn't that at least make him universal?
>Wiz: About that, Hideki Kamiya the creator of the Devil May Cry series officially stated all Mundus did was launch the temple to space. Most of Dante's supposed feats were overstatements
>Boomstick: Dante could regenerate from getting stabbed by his sword. But he had to escape a small island from exploding or part of a castle collapsing on top of him. Urzien was able to put him in a coma that lasted a month and that was a measly wall level swipe.
>Wiz: And there was no world where Clive couldn't do that. Giving Clive an easy win. Even if you gave Dante all the crossover scaling possible, eventually you would reach Clive. Invalidating it all.
>Boomstick: Dante was SparDONE FOR the moment he challenged Clive!
>Wiz: The winner is Clive Rosfield!

BRING ME VIEWTIFUL JOE IN THE REAL WORLD
BRING ME GENE WITHOUT THE GOD HAND
BRING ME NES RYU
BRING ME MGS2 RAIDEN
BRING ME BAYONETTA WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD

>Alongside Vergil, destroyed thousands of raindrops while time appeared to be nearly frozen around them for several seconds (Mach 17.28-1002.27)
>Said to be as fast as lightning in his early years
>Capable of blocking and dodging the Damned Rook Laser (1.2 - 6.3 c)
>Able to tag Pluto and dodge his attacks
>Pluto is faster than his Rippers, who can cover every inch of the Underworld in less than a day via raw speed alone (9.616 - 76.933 Unvigintillion c)
>Dante can react to the full speed charge of Rippers
>Pluto himself is so fast he can traverse and bypass the time stream, giving the illusion of teleportation to the naked eye (Infinite/Immeasurable)
>Dodged Griffon's lightning attacks, one of which is a lightning bolt zigzagging through the battleground that comes down from the sky
>After being empowered by the Sword of Sparda, traversed interstellar distances to battle Mundus on a planet in his universe (26 - 9,810,410 c)
>Can react to and dodge energy attacks from Mundus. With the same energy, Mundus created and expanded out an entire universe like a wave in 2 seconds. (667 Quadrillion c )

>>150966132
Because Asura is a bigger featsman than Clive, and Kratos is a bigger fraud than Dante, people who think Clive winning would be a huge win for “feats fans” are being delusional. Likewise, those who believe Dante winning will turn into “Krasura 2.0” are even more delusional.

>Kratos is a bigger fraud than Dante
At least Kratos has the temple flip and splitting the ground with Baldur, the fuck does Dante have?

>>150966132
I'm still surprised by how good King Koopa vs Dr. Robotnik turned out to be

>>150966422
CANOOOOOOOON

>>150966450
>Omni Man won, had better feats
>Joker won, had equal feats (?)
>Bowser won, had better feats
>Fall Guys won, who cares
>Kratos won, had worse feats
>Spawn won, had about equal feats (?)
>Shigaraki won, had better feats
>Slayer won, had better feats
>Simon won, had better feats
>Wile won, had equal feats
>Deku won, had better feats
>Hulk won, had better feats
>Maka won, had better feats
>Buffy won, had better feats

FeatsGODS have been gaping statementstroons ("I BELIEVE I am a woman, so I just am alright?" tier thinkers) all season already. Statementsfags got one win and pretended they were hot shit.

>>150966475
>Bowser won, had better feats
Lol

>>150966475
Z tards don't like addressing how featswise Bardock isn't even Atom Eve level

>>150966480
Post Eggman punching a castle around a planet

>>150966448
>Statements on statements
Now post him tanking a wall level attack and not going into a month long coma :)

>>150966475
>Simon won, had better feats
LOL

>>150966492
>Isn't even Atom Eve level
I don't remember her destroying any planets

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy ;)
Post Kyle not getting oneshot by a city busting explosion ;)

>>150966512
Has Bardock destroyed a planet?

Inspector Gadget vs Lupin iii

Hey nerds, why do we feel this almost uncontrollable urge to armchair about physics and mathematics?
Is it like some sort of broken loop that appears in our human behaviors? Like applying a sort of set of labels as a shortcut to achieve understanding?
Are we just doomed to this cycle of faux understanding and beliefs of correctness that can never be confirmed?

AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE STOP ASKING ME THINGS I CAN'T DO OKAY????

>>150966509
What does Kyle have in terms of brute output over Simon's mecha growing to the size of the Milky Way and making an even bigger drill?

>Hey nerds, why do we feel this almost uncontrollable urge to armchair about physics and mathematics?
>Is it like some sort of broken loop that appears in our human behaviors? Like applying a sort of set of labels as a shortcut to achieve understanding?
>Are we just doomed to this cycle of faux understanding and beliefs of correctness that can never be confirmed?

>Why doesn't Ash just try to beat the shit out of Atem?
Because the last few guys who tried that in the manga ended up either dead or driven insane. Do you seriously want Ash to do this mid-battle and get the penalty treatment?

>>150966515
Post Simon tanking a 12.3 dimensional attack :)
Post Simon manipulating reality past making a spiral for his hand

>>150966535
Retards asking this are the same ones who get legitimately upset at Tai beating up Red. They want their revenge

HEROES

>>150964311
How true -- wait a minute
*looks closer*
IMPOSTOOOOOOOOOR

not sure what's more embarassing, "shitposting" about being a gay pedophile or being a yugioh powerscaler

>>150966543
>muh dimensions
Was the city busting blast that oneshot Kyle 12.3 dimensions?

>>150966475
>Omni Man won, had better feats
By pure Technically.
Superman Prime 1 million has no feats. Should I be happy if he loses to Kid Goku?

>>150966512
She was able to maim and flay a SMART ATOM VILTRVMITE who could ram through a planet 13 times earth size, FAR beyond anything a SHITyain could do.

>b-b-but my false chain scaling and ki blasts!!!

I am growing WEARY of punching down on you Z-tards, enough is enough. STAY IN YOUR LANE!

>>150966505
See >>150966359

>>150966543
Can you even post Kyle doing that? Like directly?
Or what that means even in the context of the event, or what it could mean for physics or a value of joules?
I don't think you can do it for Simon either, but I am just curious as to how you even go about defining 12.3 dimensions without someone saying it?

>>150966575
So you can't post it? I thought Simon was strong. Why can't he tank a little 12.3D attack? He needed his friends help to survive a generic explosion attack.

>>150966592
>Simon needed help to survive an explosion that was the size of a galaxy++ sized mecha
>Kyle can't survive a city busting attack
Uh...

>>150966587
Sub-wall level attack

>>150966585
>Cope of a Cabba victim

>>150966576
Superman Prime One Million is still just regular Superman buffed to some unknown degree, this analogy doesn't work

>>150966588
Nostalgia Critic is unironically a featsman.

>>150966575
Kyle has length, width and height, and mass and a volume... it's not like we're just staring at a shadow of Kyle. if he was blasted by a 12 dimensional being wouldn't those be the only dimensions that the attack intersects with him?

>>150966615
But enough about Asura

>>150966619
>SS4 Gogeta out of nowhere

In a realm where gods and titans clashed, two legendary figures stood face to face: Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, and Asura, the fallen god of wrath. The air crackled with tension, a palpable energy that hinted at the battles they had fought and the burdens they carried.

Kratos, with his scarred visage and piercing gaze, spoke first. "Asura, you have known the fire of rage, the intoxicating power it brings. But let me tell you, anger is a weapon—a double-edged sword that can cut through your enemies but also sever the bonds that tie you to your humanity."

Asura, his muscles taut and his fists clenched, felt the weight of Kratos's words. "But what is a warrior without his wrath? It fuels my strength, drives me to protect those I love."

"Protection is noble," Kratos replied, his voice steady, "but when anger becomes your only weapon, it blinds you. It twists your purpose and turns allies into enemies. I have walked that path, Asura. I have lost everything to my rage. My family, my honor—consumed by the very anger I wielded."

Asura's brow furrowed, memories of his own losses flooding his mind. "You speak of loss, but how do we fight against those who would harm us? How do we protect our loved ones without the fire of our anger?"

"By being better men," Kratos said, his tone firm yet compassionate. "True strength lies not in the fury we unleash but in the control we exert over it. We must learn to channel our emotions into something greater—into compassion, understanding, and resilience. Anger may be a part of us, but it should not define us."

>>150966629
It's almost as if dimensional scaling is completely retarded

I remember a DCnigger was getting really upset about TTGLfags not using "dimensions" correctly when their entire verse being beyond city level is predicated on this shit since they can't even destroy galaxies

>>150966635
Asura's fists relaxed, the tension in his body easing. "You speak of compassion, yet we are warriors. Is there no place for our anger in battle?"

"There is a place for passion, for the fight against injustice," Kratos acknowledged. "But let that passion be rooted in love, not hatred. Let it be a force that unites rather than divides. We can be fierce protectors without succumbing to the toxic masculinity that tells us anger is our only path to strength."

Asura pondered Kratos's words, the weight of his own experiences shifting within him. "Perhaps there is truth in what you say. Perhaps I can learn to wield my strength without being consumed by it."

"Indeed," Kratos nodded, a glimmer of hope in his eyes. "Together, we can redefine what it means to be warriors. We can forge a new legacy—one that honors our past but does not let it dictate our future."

In that moment, amidst the echoes of their battles, a bond formed between the two warriors. They stood not just as titans of rage but as men striving for something greater—a shared understanding that true strength lies in the ability to rise above anger and embrace the power of compassion.

>>150966619
>"Tee-hee! I bet this low level guy from early DBZ solos!"
>gets GODSTOMPED EFFORTLESSLY
>move the goal post across several dozen power creeps and a different series altogether to a character who has fuck all to do with the discussion
it's all so tiresome

>>150966641
Youre just saying that because Goku destoys all dimensions.

>>150966641
>can't even destroy galaxies
WHY DOESN'T PSYCHO KYLE JUST DESTROY THE GALAXY AND KILL TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE??

I won.

HEYYYYY GUYS IT'S ME, DANTE, WACKY PIZZA MAN! I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE TUMBLR CONVENTION SO I WANTED TO GIVE A HECKING NARWHAL NICETY TO ALL MY BELOVED GENTLEPERSONS AND XADIES IN ANTICIPATION FOR MY UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST CLIVE! REMEMBER FRIENDS,
>ALWAYS VOTE BLUE
>TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>IT'S OKAY TO ONLY GET OFF TO KINO YAOI DIAPER FART PORN
>MAP RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>FURKIND MUST STAND TOGETHER
>YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT, YOU'RE OVERHATE
>WE MUST BE BETTER
THAT'S ALL FROM ME, EVERYPONY! A WACKY PIZZA GOOD NIGHT TO YOU ALL, GODS BLESS!

>>150966535
There is no "try". If some random thugs can get the jump on Yugi even if only briefly, a hit from someone with actual strength/combat feats would leave him unconscious at best and straight up dead at worst.
Is it the deciding factor of the match? Probably not, but it's still not a scenario I see Yugi walking away from.

Invincible, Kratos and DC scholars are winning in tjis thread

>>150966672
>tjis

>>150966661
He has some equally considerate villains then. Kratos must have taught them

>>150966475
>>Omni Man won, had better feats
By pure technicality, his feats are all dogshit by Dragonball standard, he would lose to Roshi let alone anyone stronger. So no, not really

>>Hulk won, had better feats
Only if we ignore all his crossover victories so no, not really.

>dcRAT trying to get into line behind a verse with actually good feats
Stay. In. Your. Lane.
Not gonna ask twice, blud.

Interesting

As an unbiased third party, I can verify that featsissies are losing hard right now

>invincisissy is the anti DMC fag
KWABBBADOODLEDOOOOOO!!

Invincible, Kratos and DC scholars are winning in this thread

>>150966622
but that's scaling!! not a feat. by feats Prime 1 million is featless so Kid Goku is stronger. See? That's Omnidock in a nutshell

>>150966666
Clive...
Kyle....
Yugi...

>>150966688
>xhe forgot his name
KEKAROO!

>>150966682
If you wanna talk about feats then Bardock doesn't have any worth a damn. Even if you lowballed the Viltrum feat as much as possible he's still stronger than Roshi's moon busting Kamehameha wave. And if you can scale Bardock to King Vegeta you can scale Nolan to Supreme

>>150966682
>he would lose to Roshi
...If Omni-Man just sat there and let him charge up his gay little ki blast for several seconds. Newsflash, kiddo; Viltrumites are SPEED and STRENGTH incarnate. Your weak dogshit physicals? Wouldn't last a nanosecond in melee range with a Viltrumite. You don't get to charge up, you don't get to power up and transform, you get rushed down at ACTUAL MFTL speed and splattered like a balloon full of spaghetti. Deal with it!

What the hell is going on?

>>150966679
Sausage fingers is not a sign of ESL

>>150966710
Now he's gonna pretend Roshi was FTL+

>>150966710
Cabba vs Invincible and Conquest

>>150966718
So you admit it takes characters stronger than Buuhan to even contend with Viltrumites?

>>150966708
>>150966710
Post Omniman destroying a moon.
Omniman couldn't speedblitz even Cecil LMAO get real.

>try to point out that Dante is actually a glass canon who doesn't have many impressive destructive feat
>falseflagging redditor comes in absolutely mind broken and discredits anyone's belief on Dante getting fraud checked
I hate you retards.

>>150966679
>SHITulk, Irrelevant
Cringe

>>150966725
Contend? They'd just be flicked out of existence by base Cabba.

>>150966737
It doesn't really matter. Dante is going to get universal scaling in the episode whether you like it or not.
Clive has arguably better universal stuff on top of his actual feats and can and will still probably win.

>>150966710
Bejita unironically solos the verse.

>>150966734
Take a look at the Viltrum feat. An Earthlike planet is massive compared to our Moon. Remove the core, divide everything by three that's still like 10 times the Moon's mass

>>150966585
Viltrumite power fluctuates worse than kryptonian power. One second they are punching through planets the next they are struggling with street level threats and even get taken out by explosions that are barely strong enough to demolish a building.

*tags a teleporter*
Just as impressive as Cooler snatching Goku out of instant transmission. Yup yup YUP.

>>150966763
...'s cocks.

>>150966769
That was a Smart Atom detonation equivalent to septillions of Big Bangs

>homosexual fantasies
Favorite Invincible character?

>>150966769
>explosions that are barely strong enough to demolish a building.

...Like the ki blasts massively multiversal Ultra Ego Vegeta and Granolah were throwing around that barely damaged ruined buildings? It was obviously an extremely focused explosion, dumbass.

>>150966770
>base GODku flew through the entire infinite dimension of otherworld in the outherworld tournament
Goku solos.

>>150966788
I FUARKING looOOoOOOoOOOOOOve the Immortal!~

>>150966794
>beats a speedster who can be in two places at once hundreds of miles apart
Holy FUARK...

>>150966770
You would have to go all the way to SS3 Gotenks to get a dragonball character moving anything like this.

>>150966788
Vegeta

>>150966798
At that point they were willing to give Goku anything just to seem unbiased. They gave him "immeasurable speed" because he blocked an attack from infinite Zamasu

>400 mph
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>150966765
So in other words, you cannot.

>>150966830
Show Red Rush was much faster than the comics. Nolan instantly killed the comic version.

Next SQUEAL for me to silence? I'm fuarking WAITING.

Post a single SHITiltrumite destroying a planet. By himself. NOW!!!!

>>150966811
Holy FUARK!

>>150966837
Z tard pull that woe is me crap while crying about Invincible and then act like an angry ex girlfriend

>>150966844
I-I-I-I.......

>>150966828
Well they gave him immeasurable speed for CC Goku because of the Meta Cooler movie, right? Where Goku and Cooler fight inside the space between Instant Transmissions?
It is totally bogus and not the intent of the scene (same with nearly every character being infinite in scale), but that's what they went with, right?

>>150966844
Has Bejita ever done it outside of that filler scene? Let's not turn this into filler is canon this, both Brolys exist at the same time that. Has he?

>>150966848
>Thinks that is remotely comparable to Red Rush moving so fast he's fighting a supervillain hundreds of miles away and having a conversation with his girlfriend (who doesn't even notice he's gone) at the same time
Dragonkeks are SO deluded...!

>>150966844
DB characters can't destroy planets without core busting you know?

>>150966854
IIRC they said the Cooler thing "implied" he has immeasurable speed and then they substantiated it with the Zamasu thing. Then they went ahead and assumed Goku is trillions of times 1,500x universal just to throw him a bone

>>150966862
>Freaks the FUCK out over Android 16 claiming to have a nuclear bomb
Nah he gets torn apart like wet tissue paper, ki blasts are not gonna save him.

>>150966866
>SPICvincible [HEADCANON]
>ACK!!!!

>>150966844
Bejita, Z Broly, Freeza and Kid Buu are the only ones shown to destroy a planet. The rest are pretty featless desu.

How long did it take Goku (having every reason to move at his max speed) to travel down snake way again...?

>>150966878
Invinciblehomos...

>>150966576
>>150966682
>”By pure technicality”
>Had to Frankenstein up a nonexistent version of Bardock to give him some concrete feats
>Had to give Bardock a form he never even canonically attained
>On top of scaling to a filler feat from King Vegeta
>All just to lose anyway
Even if Bardock wasn’t a featless nothingburger, Canon Bardock is Nappa level at BEST. Nappa was weaker than Saiyan Saga Vegeta, who was Planetary.

Post THRAGG destroying a planet by himself. NOW!!!

>>150966878
Cell gives me the impression of being very hard, but very brittle. I think Thragg could crush him. But that's also because Thragg had so much aura

>>150966889
S-SHUT UP!!!

Well, WHERE IS IT!!??.

>>150966899
Post Broly not jobbing to Hasan Piker

Freeza is the strongest DB mortal btw.

>Toriyama : *Raughs*

>>150961822
Why do you nerds wanna self insert as this loser?

>>150966850
So in other words, you cannot post Omniman or any Viltrum destroying a moon at all? damn, what a shame. I guess Roshi solos.

>>150966924
GODza would solo SHITvincible tho.

WHERE IS IT ThraggKEK!!???

>>150966898
The King Vegeta "feat" doesn't even make sense
>King Vegeta nukes a planet he just went through the trouble of taking over
>And two more for no reason
>In front of his men, who were vaporized by the blast
>In front of his infant son, alongside whom he's now stranded in the vacuum of space
And the Z tard copes go
>The men clearly flew away into outer space off screen to avoid the blast
>King Vegeta clearly calculated his blast so it wouldn't vaporize a spaceship that was waiting for them just outside the blast radius
>King Vegeta was actively rebelling against Frieza by destroying real estate he himself trades in, even though Vegeta is an infant in this flashback

>>150966924
SLURPza is a cheater!
>>150966937
JOBza jobs to my boot.

>>150966932
That weak bitch gets hurt by bullets lmao

>>150966932
You're not funny

>>150966924
This isn't a Toriyama specific thing though, this is something that was suggested and concepted by Toyo, then okayed and maybe tweaked a bit by Toriyama then put to page by Toyo.

>>150966937
TRVKE

>>150966670
>There is no "try". If some random thugs can get the jump on Yugi even if only briefly, a hit from someone with actual strength/combat feats
He's 10 years old

>has busted a moon
>has pseudo UI
>mafuba
GODshi solos the SHITtrum empire and fucks their women btw.

>>150966937
Frieza planet busts by causing a chain reaction in the planet's inner layers until magma swells and bursts through the core...

>>150966898
Manga Bardock defeated an Elite Frieza force member so his power level is around 10,000 regardless of which version.

Omniman won due to completely made-up fan numbers and bad math. Why is that somehow better than scaling characters to their stated stats?

>>150966981
>AAAAIIIEEEEEE P-PLEASE LET ME CHARGE FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND THEN STAND STILL SO I CAN BLAST YOU! PLEASE DO NOT TEAR ME APART WITH YOUR PHYSICAL STRENGTH MILLIONS OF TIMES GREATER THAN GOKU'S!!!

>Invincible scholars
Argue based on facts, smart, intellectuals, rational, calm.

>DBtards
Argue based on emotion, doesn't even know about their own series, ignore feats, dumb, smelly, get easily angry.

>>150967000
Post JOBark busting a moon.

>>150966999
What feats did this elite soldier have?

>>150965872
which one? we have two spic pedophiles that are on team Yugi here

>>150967000
Nah Roshi would solo

>>150965545
>everyone hit by the blast is shown to be completely unharmed
???

>>150966999
Still barely above Nappa level.
Also,
>Implying 95% of DragonBall’s scaling doesn’t hinge entirely on guidebook multiplier math that the series itself has forgotten about/retconned.
Post Bardock blowing up a planet.

>>150967010
When you think about it, Invincible vs DBZ represents humanity's struggle against its baser, animalistic urges. Invincible represents order, critical thought, intellectual discussion and thoughtful debate. DBZ represents hedonistic fantasy and the attempt to materialize it by behaving like an animal. Then the fantasy ends, and they're left with nothing.
Meanwhile, Invincible persists, unyielding in the face of chaos and destruction.

>>150967015
>Manga Bardock defeated an Elite Frieza force member so his power level is around 10,000 regardless of which version.

>What feats did this elite soldier have?

That wasn't my point, anon.

>>150961776 (OP)
Release the Rose!

>>150967048
So who had the feat you're chain scaling to?

>>150967043
Post Thragg destroying a planet by himself.

>>150967036
>Post Bardock blowing up a planet.

You still haven't posted Omniman blowing up a moon yet don't try to flip the script.

>people having discussion entirely unrelated to omnidock
>someone offhandedly even MENTIONS omni man had better on screen feats than bardock (which is undeniably true)
>immediate shitflinging, melties and massive bait and seethefest that takes over the entire thread
It's actually kind of incredible to watch in real time

>deflecting to Naruto
KWAB Ztards are finished!

>>150967062
No amount of shitposting will change the fact that Naruto has better feats than Goku and is also a better man

>still no scans of a single SHITtrumite busting a moon or a planet by himself
GODshi? WINS!!!

>

>>150967078
Are you not just leaping in trying to throw more oil on the fire?

Zbros, it's okay to lose
You can't win every fight
Your series still has respectable record
So what if you couldn't defeat Nolan?
So what if your frankenstein scaling couldn't clinch the victory?
You should be proud of your accomplishments
So since Nolan won, please accept it with dignity
Please don't be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for a whole year
Please be... Better men

KWABark!!

>>150967015
None.
And he was only an elite level as an adult.
Bardock fought him when he like his species equivalent of 10.

>>150967063
Even if you divide whatever stats Viltrum’s destruction is by 3, the Earth is almost 4 times bigger than the moon.

Your TIME is up...SAIYAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

*SPLAT*

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

>>150967052
I'm talking about stats heres.
Nappa pl was 4,000
Bardock was like 10,000 since elite ff members are around that power.

My point is canon Bardock being Nappa level is fanfiction you just pulled out of your ass.

Goku would job to Santiago from the alchemist. Because he doesn't follow his heart, whilst Santiago does.

SHITvincible is just Dragon Ball for cucks and fags. Kirkman is a HACK.

>>150967132
You can fit like 50 Moons inside Earth

>>150967132
It has only 1.25x Earth gravity keeping it together, so nope.

>>150967137
Oh that wasn't me. Sorry for misunderstanding

Ashoka vs Aqua
who wins?

R E T A R D

Bardock is a low-class warrior. Raditz was stated to be the strongest lower-class saiyan.
So canon Bardock is actually sub-Raditz.

>>150966132
Dante is a capcom rep which has a lot more shills on here than something like GoW so the outrage over the retarded lore wank will be minimal comparatively. Outside of the lore wank it's an obvious mismatch so there really isn't much to discuss.

I'm rewatching the entirety of Jojo with my mom in preparation for Steel Ball Run and during Phantom Blood I never realized how much emphasis the story puts on Dio's Freezing powers.
The entire reason why he can even fight Hamon uses is thanks to his Freezing ability you can't even punch him without losing an arm because of that.

Mi HEROE......

>>150967107
Even if you disagree with Omnidock's verdict it ultimately is still a featsman beating a lore/statements merchant.
If that causes cope and seethe then that's wholly on you.

>>150967212
It would be really nice if Mark and Eve had dinner at Gohan and Videl's. I bet it would be less awkward than with Immortal and Dupli-Kate

Bardock was stated to be around King Bejita's power level who had a confirmed 10000. There is no denying this. That's where the 10k comes from.
It might be higher as he gets another zenkai but it falls into unquantifiable tier.

>>150966632
…‘s vassal, WALLtos.

>>150967143
True. Cuck jokes in DB are /dbs/ fantasies while in Invincible it's a Kirkman reality.

>>150967165
Ahsoka.

>>150967251
Mark getting back with Eve everytime was his greatest downfall. Its crazy one guy wrote that too. He doesnt even get the excuse Spider-Man has of different writers fucking around with his story. Gwen vs Eve when?

I feel like the modern world needs more stories about dads and husbands. Preferably with respectful wives and children. None of this sad dad "what your mother did before I met her is her business" bullshit.

Being a dad doesn't mean that you're done being the protagonist of your life. It just means that you've moved from being a child who can quit whenever to being an adult who has to keep going. And as a reward, when your protagonist arc is over, you get respect instead of being a lonely old man.

>>150967277
>>150967277

>>150966132
A big part of it is that we have no actual previews or memes
A good 90% of the discussion on Krasura is about the actual episode and the MONSTER NO LONGER or the hand blocking the light because otherwise there's little to talk about and Asura just stomps Kratos. Before the episode, most anons didn't know if they were going with UNIVERSALtos and now we know, so they're obviously going to go with UNIVERSALte.

When Kwabte's preview rolls around and they say he can bust multiverses the shitposting will properly start

>>150967239
>King Bejita's power level who had a confirmed 10000
Actually, that's Funi dub only. Japan has never said anything about how strong King Vegeta is (beyond 'weaker than Prince Vegeta')

>>150967229
TRUE!!..............By the technicality, like Kratos beating Superman Prime 1 million

>>150964610
I think Satsuki's got this desu

>>150964574
thanks