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Anonymous No.151113178 [Report] >>151113333 >>151113429 >>151113438 >>151114640 >>151114776 >>151115022 >>151115718 >>151116373 >>151116806
Death Battle
Juggernaut solos all of MHA btw
Anonymous No.151113257 [Report]
ROARtos. That is all.
Anonymous No.151113264 [Report] >>151113437
Shitnicbros...
Anonymous No.151113289 [Report] >>151113319 >>151113414 >>151113437 >>151115344
Anonymous No.151113319 [Report]
>>151113289
ACK
ACK
HYPER ACKNIC
Anonymous No.151113333 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
Wet cement victim
Anonymous No.151113335 [Report] >>151113464
Who do we think's gonna lose the next Champion Island vote? Surely Pac-Man is gonna be one of them?
Anonymous No.151113367 [Report] >>151114820
You don't fucking learn do you?
Anonymous No.151113385 [Report] >>151113437
>Shitrio gets exposed as a FRAUD who loses to SONIC
>thread gets deleted
hmmm
Anonymous No.151113401 [Report] >>151114652
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Anonymous No.151113413 [Report] >>151113437
That was probably the most brutal assgaping I've ever seen of a fictional character, I almost feel bad for Sonic kek
Anonymous No.151113414 [Report] >>151113437
>>151113289
>sonic's strongest feat form btw
Holy shit, shitnic is complete fodder compared to Mario.
>inb4 sonic janny deletes the thread again
kek
Anonymous No.151113429 [Report] >>151113458 >>151113790
>>151113178 (OP)
>Juggernaut solos all of MHA btw
Shigaraki negs him with decay
Aizawa turns his powers off
Shinso makes him take off his helmet and kill himself
All for One takes his powers
Stars and Stripes turns off his powers
Should I to on? The My Hero Academia verse is BROKEN. Way too many op, conceptual abilities
Anonymous No.151113437 [Report]
>>151113264
>>151113289
>>151113385
>>151113413
>>151113414
Sorry, I wasn't looking. Were the cereal mascots fighting again?
Anonymous No.151113438 [Report] >>151114859
>>151113178 (OP)
Woah the invulnerable monster brick from hell who fights Hell Lords in their own realms, tanked a Godblast like nothing, can survive without nourishment and cannot be stopped once he takes a step solos a verse where the strongest characters are barely stronger than most nukes?
Anonymous No.151113449 [Report]
Anonymous No.151113454 [Report]
>OH N-
>ACK
Anonymous No.151113458 [Report]
>>151113429
>telekinesis
>mind control
>power stealing
>power null
Juggs has fought and demolished at least one character for each of those powers.
Anonymous No.151113464 [Report] >>151113473 >>151113499
>>151113335
springrap's pretty much a goner, he still has the most votes followed by pac-man
henry is also seeing a surge of votes but still relatively fine

if the merger does happen this week, slenderman's the likely one next; if him jobbing in MUGEN was all a ploy to make him safe aside from miku
Anonymous No.151113473 [Report] >>151113517 >>151113533
>>151113464
No one fucking wants FNAF in death battle. End of story.
Anonymous No.151113476 [Report]
>Should I to on?
eslku's last words before juggernaut solos the mha verse with only 1 blink
Anonymous No.151113499 [Report]
>>151113464
It's kind of incredible, what were slenderfags even thinking? Stay safe for one week and then you know you're going to get raped next because you bitched out and made a popular pick like Afton lose?
Anonymous No.151113511 [Report] >>151113550
>T-The My Hero Academia verse is BROKEN
Anonymous No.151113514 [Report] >>151113565
>Jobbernaut
Lol
Anonymous No.151113517 [Report] >>151113572
>>151113473
Shut the fuck up yugispic
If you were fighting anyone other than Shitkemon absolutely no one would be rooting for you btw
Anonymous No.151113533 [Report]
>>151113473
I think the fact that most of Afton's (and a bunch of other popular characters) powers are only shown in vague novels that most people haven't read and that he has fuck all feats and powers in general means that he'd probably lose if he ever made it onto the show anyway. Characters who mostly have fuck all to go with except for one particular form/power almost always get their asses kicked nowadays, so remnant shenanigans would just make him seem even more fucked imo.
Anonymous No.151113550 [Report] >>151114642 >>151114686
>>151113511
Why would anyone support a verse like MHA when the fanbase is notoriously full of obese women that are addicted to yaoi?
Anonymous No.151113565 [Report] >>151113578
>>151113514
He can be very, very based
Anonymous No.151113566 [Report]
>Mariotroon melty over Sonic gaping his entire verse
Anonymous No.151113572 [Report] >>151113595
>>151113517
No BITCH, I'm saying it loud and clear: Springtrap being on Death Battle, as hilarious as it sounds on paper, is not built for powerscaling. He's a fucking mechanical walking corpse who relies on convenience to win.
Anonymous No.151113578 [Report] >>151113594
>>151113565
Woah...a sub small building level feat followed by a sub small building level feat
Anonymous No.151113589 [Report]
>Sonictroon melty over Mario gaping his entire verse
Anonymous No.151113594 [Report]
>>151113578
Uhhh yeah. I'm more concerned with him bitch slapping Rogue
Anonymous No.151113595 [Report]
>>151113572
I don't care spic
Go back to jerking off over your victory over Jeetkemon and don't bother actual SCHOLARS that could care less about your irrelevant verse
Anonymous No.151113596 [Report]
KINGTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.151113607 [Report]
>Mariotroon's only rebuttal is parroting like an 70 iq ape
Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
Anonymous No.151113610 [Report]
Every day has it sunset.
Anonymous No.151113629 [Report]
Post Sonic lifting a castle, hell, post Sonic lifting anything bigger than a pebble without the emeralds.
Anonymous No.151113637 [Report] >>151113657
>>Mariotroon's only rebuttal is parroting like an 70 iq ape
>>Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
>Sonictroon reparroting his own cope copypasta when even Hyper Sonic is constantly complete fodder
Mario solos Sonic's whole reality.
Anonymous No.151113657 [Report] >>151113697 >>151113705
>>151113637
Goku lost.
Gohan lost.
Mario will lose.
Sonic won.
Superman won.
Kratos won.
Simon won.
Get over it, Mariotroon. Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
Anonymous No.151113667 [Report] >>151113800 >>151113889
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.

He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.

He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.

He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)

All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.

Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
Anonymous No.151113678 [Report] >>151113724
Post a non-gag mario feat that puts him above mountain level at minimum
Anonymous No.151113685 [Report]
>goku out of nowhere
Anonymous No.151113689 [Report]
Uh oh incoming janny melty again
Anonymous No.151113697 [Report]
>>151113657
>Goku lost.
>Gohan lost.
>Mario will lose.
>Sonic won.
>Superman won.
>Kratos won.
>Simon won.
>Get over it, Mariotroon. Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
Then the Sonictroon woke up...
Anonymous No.151113702 [Report]
>/dbs/troon feels called out
KWAB!!!
Anonymous No.151113705 [Report]
>>151113657
Mario won THOUGH
Anonymous No.151113722 [Report] >>151113744
I cannot take Mario vs. Sonic seriously when it all sounds exactly like asking
>Who would win? Chuck E. Cheese or Count Chocula?
They're toons nigga
Anonymous No.151113724 [Report]
>>151113678
>The feat doesn't count because it's meant to make me laugh.
Soulless. Since when was the fucking Grinch a versus debater?
Anonymous No.151113744 [Report]
>>151113722
I feel like no matter who wins, it's quite obvious that Sonic fans view Sonic as being far more mature than it really is, while Mario fans recognise the inherent silliness of the games.
Anonymous No.151113747 [Report] >>151113757 >>151113777 >>151113864
Reminder that Superman RAPES and GAPES Mario's entire verse
Anonymous No.151113757 [Report]
>>151113747
No one was contesting this. Also Gunnpedo or Snyderjeet, call it.
Anonymous No.151113770 [Report]
Reminder that Superman JOBS and SOBS to Mario's entire verse
Anonymous No.151113777 [Report]
>>151113747
Kamek solos superjob
Anonymous No.151113778 [Report]
>HBOCnic
Oh how the turn tables
Anonymous No.151113783 [Report] >>151113808 >>151113811 >>151113817 >>151113849
Post Mario not getting friendzoned by Peach (KWAB!!!)
Anonymous No.151113785 [Report]
>HBOCnic
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.151113786 [Report] >>151113842
>Sonic the coward hiding behind Mario's friends
Superman destroys Sonic's verse.
Mario erases Sonic's entire verse.
Anonymous No.151113790 [Report]
>>151113429
>Aizawa turns his powers off
>All for One takes his powers
Wouldn't work. Juggernaut's powers are entirely based in magic and Marco has nothing otherwise.
Anonymous No.151113791 [Report]
Ever vs debate has one side screaming and begging to be taken seriously whilst another group simply looks at them with contempt.
Anonymous No.151113800 [Report]
>>151113667
How was this ever a debate? Even Ryan Ottley, one of the most respected voices in the battle boarding community, acknowledges Mario and his dastardly rival Bowser
Anonymous No.151113806 [Report]
Mario, Superman and Goku are all friends. SOMEONE is missing from this group for a reason.
Anonymous No.151113808 [Report]
>>151113783
Somebody pull up the Sally virginity page.
Anonymous No.151113811 [Report] >>151113818 >>151113850 >>151114048 >>151114136
>>151113783
You're in no position to talk about that.
Anonymous No.151113813 [Report]
>gapes the RWBY verse
Anonymous No.151113817 [Report] >>151113861
>>151113783
Post Sonic being kissed by anyone
>Elise
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.151113818 [Report] >>151113835 >>151113876
>>151113811
An official Mario writer would never say something like this.
Anonymous No.151113835 [Report]
>>151113818
Yeah that's what happens when you don't attract FAGGOTS the way LORDnic does.
Anonymous No.151113842 [Report] >>151113864
>>151113786
Sonic canonically met Superman before, and he wouldn't want to do that. You should be ashamed of yourself for painting Superman in such a hateful way.
Anonymous No.151113849 [Report] >>151113861
>>151113783
>Post Mario not getting friendzoned by Peach (KWAB!!!)
>localization fanfic slop
>Meanwhile Sonic in America gets his girlfriend taken by like 30 characters in his years of stories.
Anonymous No.151113850 [Report]
>>151113811
Please delete this... Janny delete this one as well...
Anonymous No.151113861 [Report] >>151114368
>>151113849
>>151113817
Didn't she tell Mario to fuck off in the Odyssey ending
Anonymous No.151113864 [Report]
>>151113842
>Sonic canonically met Superman before
Literally wasn't canon.
>You should be ashamed of yourself for painting Superman in such a hateful way.
You did it first. >>151113747
Anonymous No.151113866 [Report]
STAND READY-A FOR MY ARRIVAL, YAHOO! HERE I COME-A, HEDGEHOG!
Anonymous No.151113874 [Report] >>151113892 >>151113907 >>151113953
Does the Mario fandom have any notable CWC equivalent at all?
Anonymous No.151113876 [Report] >>151113914 >>151114048 >>151114082 >>151114136
>>151113818
An official Sonic artist has, however, drawn Sonic in the fetal position, crying as he holds his divorce papers. It's hard to top something so legitimately embarrassing. It's a blue hedgehog who only wears red shoes It's not that fucking deep.
Anonymous No.151113883 [Report] >>151113908
>Tendies and Sonicfags shitting up the thread again
Holy fucking shit can both sides just die
Anonymous No.151113889 [Report]
>>151113667
Anonymous No.151113892 [Report]
>>151113874
There are lolcows who like Mario but there has never been The Lolcow who likes Sonic and Pokemon like Chrischan did
Anonymous No.151113907 [Report]
>>151113874
Bob Chipman
Anonymous No.151113908 [Report]
>>151113883
>American redditor
Anonymous No.151113914 [Report] >>151113985 >>151114084 >>151114103
>>151113876
Why does Sonic of all game franchises attract such weirdos? Only newer shit like MHA and Hazbin Hotel seems to match it in terms of gross idiots attached to it. It doesn't even ahve anything remotely autistic-fandom-adjacent in it outside of anthro animals, which can appear in fucking anything.
Anonymous No.151113953 [Report] >>151113975
>>151113874
>Does the Mario fandom have any notable CWC equivalent at all?
No one has raped their senile mothers like the Sonic fandom's CWC has.
Anonymous No.151113954 [Report] >>151113989
>Another Mariotranny/Sonigger melty
BING BING WAHOO! LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE!!
Anonymous No.151113959 [Report] >>151113986 >>151113997 >>151114022 >>151114037 >>151114043 >>151114058 >>151114153 >>151114159 >>151116702
This your guy tendies????
Anonymous No.151113972 [Report]
Apparently Sonic does have lifting/pulling feats, but there's not much (and the respect thread is so old all the links are broken). His strength tends to be showcased through spin-attacking shit or boosting into it, or kicking mooks a good distance.
Anonymous No.151113975 [Report]
>>151113953
Pretty sure he was a tendie too.
Anonymous No.151113985 [Report] >>151114879
>>151113914
It's a mix of an inferiority complex that naturally stems from the """""rivalry"""""" between Mario and Sonic, and the fact that the games are stupid but constantly pretend to be "mature" and "cool" so you have a lot of autists who latch onto it to pretend like they're mature for playing a kid's game
and I mean, yeah, dude, furries are fucking unhinged, like sure they can appear anywhere but it's not like there's that much super popular media where all the characters are anthros
Anonymous No.151113986 [Report]
>>151113959
OH NO NO NO NO NO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.151113989 [Report]
>>151113954
Have sex with women
Anonymous No.151113990 [Report] >>151114028 >>151114248
Since they've competed alongside each other at them multiple times, would Mario or Sonic do better at the Olympics?
Anonymous No.151113997 [Report]
>>151113959
Tendies love bbc after all
Anonymous No.151114022 [Report]
>>151113959
marioxers.....
Anonymous No.151114028 [Report] >>151114248
>>151113990
I think Sonic would do better at sprints and Mario would do better at weightlifting. Mario might honestly take gymnastics too. And things like shot put, hammer throw and the javelin throw
Anonymous No.151114034 [Report] >>151114996
Are you both done yet? MvS discussion almost always leads to consolewar faggotry and allegiance to corporations, and it's fucking GAY.
Anonymous No.151114037 [Report]
>>151113959
KWAB!!! Reminder that GODnic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
Anonymous No.151114043 [Report]
>>151113959
I don't get it
Anonymous No.151114048 [Report] >>151114103 >>151114136 >>151115470
>>151113811
>>151113876
Sonicbros...
Anonymous No.151114051 [Report] >>151114065
It's funny how Mario vs Sonic generates so much ferocity whilst basically everyone loves Bowser vs Eggman.
Anonymous No.151114058 [Report] >>151114103
>>151113959
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.151114063 [Report] >>151114151 >>151114178
>SHIT eater fag tries to weigh in with his irrelevant franchise
Post your literal who scythetranny episode having even a third of the views as Bowser GAPING Eggman for the world to see LMAO
Anonymous No.151114065 [Report] >>151114104
>>151114051
Sonic autists don't care about Eggman
Anonymous No.151114082 [Report]
>>151113876
This feels like it fits a similar format to Loss and the Zootopia abortion comic.
Anonymous No.151114084 [Report] >>151114103 >>151114159
>>151113914
>Sonicpassion, a website dedicated to people posting their fucked up sexual fantasies about Sonic characters
>Pamperchu, a pedophile diaperfag and druggie
>Chris-chan
>AKnotholeResident, the original GREEN EYES REEEE guy and also a diaperfag
>Spax3
>PaulandAmy (convicted of child rape)
You can't beat Sonic when it comes to the amount of degenerates it garners. Mario fans can be a bit cringe inducing sometimes but never on this level. This isn't even scratching the surface.
Anonymous No.151114103 [Report] >>151114121
>>151113914
>>151114084
>>151114058
>>151114048
...Death Battle?
Anonymous No.151114104 [Report]
>>151114065
For shame, he's the best part of the whole franchise to me desu.
Anonymous No.151114121 [Report]
>>151114103
/dbg/ stands for dilation & blacked general
Anonymous No.151114135 [Report]
>Troons and blacked out of no where
Why are mariofags like this?
Anonymous No.151114136 [Report]
>>151113811
>>151113876
>>151114048
Kek. GODrio destroys Sonic's whole verse btw.
Anonymous No.151114141 [Report]
God I hope the next time after Yugi vs Ash is Goku vs Sonic, I want this place to fucking explode, both the major lolcow franchises BTFO back to back
Anonymous No.151114149 [Report]
WHERE IS THAT RRRRRROTTEN HEDGEHOG!?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxN6G3Tvcg
Anonymous No.151114151 [Report]
>>151114063
I would really prefer it if you'd be quiet
Anonymous No.151114153 [Report]
>>151113959
Well, duh, there's a reason why they're called the big N
Anonymous No.151114159 [Report] >>151114193 >>151114208
>>151113959
>>151114084
sonicfags our lives are undeniably pathetic, we even see spades as blacked unprompted, even though "playing cards" is literally in the image
Anonymous No.151114178 [Report]
>>151114063
I like how Eggman not having any true friends was a deciding factor lmao.
Anonymous No.151114186 [Report] >>151114265
Damn, does Bakugo win any MU?
Anonymous No.151114191 [Report]
...
Anonymous No.151114193 [Report]
>>151114159
Sonic bros just got done fapping to their metric tons of blacked porn, it's no surprise.
Anonymous No.151114208 [Report]
>>151114159
It's always the same shit with perverts. First they take the rainbow and call it gay and then they take the queen of spades and queen of hearts and make it about blacked and bleached respectively. I'm so sick of the inadequacies of these people
And if I see one more Jew pushing this shit online, I'm gonna join the other side
Anonymous No.151114210 [Report] >>151114215 >>151114222
>
Anonymous No.151114215 [Report] >>151114231 >>151114415
>>151114210
Mario bros...
Anonymous No.151114222 [Report] >>151114231 >>151114415
>>151114210
Sonic bros...
Anonymous No.151114231 [Report]
>>151114215
>>151114222
KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.151114234 [Report] >>151114246 >>151114393
I had legit actual plans to move to an island and become a serial killer that painted the portraits of avarage regular people with their blood to immortalize their essence and soul in to something the world could appreciate and you mother fuckers are more mentally ill than me. How do you accomplish that over dumb made up fights on the internet I don't know, but you did.

Congratulations.
Anonymous No.151114246 [Report]
>>151114234
A new copypasta! If only they'd appear as often as I liked.
Anonymous No.151114248 [Report] >>151114280 >>151114284 >>151114328
>>151113990
>>151114028
I think Sonic would win overall. He easily breezes any agility events (kinda duh considering the whole 'breaks the sound barrier' thing), and yes, that includes jumping and acrobatics.
Mario wins any water based event. Strength, sure. I don't remember Sonic ever being a lifting guy.
However, throwing is another thing. Both of them have impressive showcases (Mario throwing a baseball at ~999 MPH vs Sonic throwing a rock hard and fast enough to hit Eggman in the distance, and if you count kicking he has launched objects pretty far with his legs).
Anonymous No.151114265 [Report] >>151114283
>>151114186
Raph should've won the battle royale. He's kicked Leos ass multiple times and his weaponry and fighting style hard counter Donnie's. Raph vs Mikey should be even imo, but that doesn't remove the formers huge advantages against the others.
Anonymous No.151114271 [Report] >>151114292 >>151114308
What is she reading, /dbg/?
Anonymous No.151114280 [Report] >>151114336 >>151114369
>>151114248
Who'd be better at shooting? I don't know if either of them have used anything gun-like before.
Anonymous No.151114283 [Report]
>>151114265
You’d think so but 2003 Leonardo was taking on threats Raph even with the other two needed help with. Mirage Raph had beaten him, sure but at the time (), there weren’t a lot of iterations who could say the same as I fhibk this was like. 2010 ish. That’s like before the 2012 show
Anonymous No.151114284 [Report] >>151114369
>>151114248
Mario has a stronger core and probably stronger legs and arms. He'd do better in most throwing events. If they boxed I think Sonic would take it on points, if they wrestled I think Mario would take it on a nasty Karelin lift
Anonymous No.151114292 [Report]
>>151114271
GOW cookbook.
Anonymous No.151114308 [Report]
>>151114271
my diary with the embarrassing poems i wrote about jenny from mlaatr
Anonymous No.151114324 [Report] >>151114343 >>151114346 >>151114396 >>151116360
Sonicbros... this is a cutscene... this is indisputably canon...
Anonymous No.151114328 [Report] >>151114472
>>151114248
>I think Sonic would win overall. He easily breezes any agility events (kinda duh considering the whole 'breaks the sound barrier' thing), and yes, that includes jumping and acrobatics.
Sonic has never come close to jumping higher than the clouds. Mario does that by SMB3. Mario has also shown way more range of acrobatics in his games.
>Mario wins any water based event. Strength, sure. I don't remember Sonic ever being a lifting guy.
Yeah Sonic gets stomped here too. Literally all Sonic has is running events. Mario would win in the olympics.
>However, throwing is another thing. Both of them have impressive showcases (Mario throwing a baseball at ~999 MPH vs Sonic throwing a rock hard and fast enough to hit Eggman in the distance, and if you count kicking he has launched objects pretty far with his legs).
This gives Mario throwing too.
Anonymous No.151114336 [Report]
>>151114280
I mean, Mario has that one mission in Sunshine where he has to accurately snipe balloons out of the air while on a rollercoaster, right? I feel that's better than anything from Sonic
Anonymous No.151114343 [Report] >>151114353 >>151114375 >>151114416
>>151114324
Can you and the Soniggers give it a fucking rest already
Anonymous No.151114346 [Report]
>>151114324
you weren't suppose to post this
Anonymous No.151114353 [Report] >>151114371
>>151114343
Shut the fuck up faggot, we had to listen to shitty manga 1 fight shitty manga 2 for days, now is back to the actually interesting gapings
Anonymous No.151114368 [Report]
>>151113861
3 seconds after she lets Mario kick Bowser's ass back to the moon, has him get back on the ship and gives him loads of gifts in postgame.
Anonymous No.151114369 [Report]
>>151114280
Mario easily clears anyone in Sonic in terms of gunplay thanks to Rabbids.
>>151114284
Eh, trying to grapple Sonic sounds like an invitation for him to start spindashing.
Anonymous No.151114371 [Report] >>151114392
>>151114353
Consolewar faggotry is not powerscaling
Anonymous No.151114375 [Report]
>>151114343
No, it's fun to find this many antifeats in Sonic 3 alone
Anonymous No.151114379 [Report]
Why does the Reddit RT hate Sonic so much lmao
Anonymous No.151114392 [Report] >>151114440
>>151114371
Neither is Keksaw Man vs Mid Hero tranny spam
Anonymous No.151114393 [Report] >>151114494
>>151114234
The medium won’t help if your art is still shit
Anonymous No.151114396 [Report]
>>151114324
>Knuckles giving Sonic's super forms anti feats on the daily
kek
Anonymous No.151114415 [Report]
>>151114215
>>151114222
Anonymous No.151114416 [Report]
>>151114343
>C-c-can you and the S-s-
sybau
Anonymous No.151114440 [Report] >>151114460
>>151114392
You faggots spam rape porn daily. I feel no sympathy for either of you.
Anonymous No.151114450 [Report] >>151114515
>I can solo all of Gundam, you know. Give me my match-up
Anonymous No.151114452 [Report] >>151114597
>sonicfags pick fight with mario, badly lose
>sonicfags pick fight with flash, badly lose
>sonicfags pick fight with goku, badly lose
>sonicfags pick fight with mario again, badly lose
Anonymous No.151114460 [Report] >>151114474
>>151114440
I don't want your "sympathy" lmao faggot
I want you to sit the fuck down if you can't handle what we're packing NIGGER. We run this general bitch
Anonymous No.151114461 [Report] >>151114492 >>151114601
>Springfags actually thought fnaf had a chance in hell of being on death battle
Anonymous No.151114462 [Report]
This is canon btw KEK
Anonymous No.151114472 [Report] >>151114637
>>151114328
> Mario does that by SMB3.
I don't remember that. Well, naturally at least. I think you can have some noteblocks bounce you up really high, but that's a noteblock feat.
> Mario has also shown way more range of acrobatics in his games.
Sonic tends to do way more acrobatic movements than Mario.
>This gives Mario throwing too.
Not sure, Eggman was really far away and that rock reached him in seconds. Plus, Sonic did it naturally while Mario uses what amounts to a super move.
Anonymous No.151114474 [Report]
>>151114460
Then don't bitch when CSM and MHA is brought up.
Anonymous No.151114487 [Report] >>151114501 >>151114505
>random noncanon dress option in a game

Meanwhile:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eWTCtl9807w&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
Anonymous No.151114492 [Report]
>>151114461
>springtrap OUT OF NOWHERE
KWAUABN
Anonymous No.151114494 [Report] >>151114517
>>151114393
My art is okay. thank you. I done commissions, I'm well accomplished in several styles. I understand color. I have little experience with tradional medium but I talked with a number of girls on discord that cut themselves and paint with their blood and I gained a lot of knowledge on the topic, mostly that gets very brown once it dries. You know, the iron in hobgoblin goes from iron 2 to iron 3 and the oxygen in to it becomes stuck, much closer to actually being oxidase.

Is part of it, not because I'm an artist, but because I want to inspire people to see beyond those labels. People are...beautiful, truly astonishing beautifully. is just beyond words how everyone single of you shines with the intensity of 1000 stars. Every time I open my true eyes and stare at reality with the cognition of the beast which I was born and mode from, I can see everyone man and women shining in the abyss like stars, and I wish I could cry, my soul does, but not my body. So I like to think that it needs to reflect that, I need to show the world what everyone is, so I was thinking in killing and murdering a lot of common folk after learning their life story, immortalizing in portrait so when I finally get caught, no place to run in a island, the world can see my victims like how I do. pieces of art of endless beauty, immortalized and dancing in endless darkness. Because I love them and shit and son, I don't explain my logic, makes me feel like a faggot honestly.
Anonymous No.151114496 [Report] >>151114573
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Anonymous No.151114498 [Report]
This is canon btw.
Kek.
Anonymous No.151114501 [Report]
>>151114487
NTA but
>noncanon cartoon that has nothing to do with the games
rules for thee but not for me I guess
Anonymous No.151114505 [Report]
>>151114487
KEKYPALOOZA!
Anonymous No.151114515 [Report] >>151114578
>>151114450
Anonymous No.151114516 [Report] >>151114525
Mario says pedo rights!
Anonymous No.151114517 [Report] >>151114535
>>151114494
If you love me so much, Jack me off ya fag
Anonymous No.151114518 [Report]
ENTER
Anonymous No.151114520 [Report]
Carnage should get his ass beat by Witchblade chick
Anonymous No.151114524 [Report] >>151114591
I think I'd rather take Kratosposting over this
Anonymous No.151114525 [Report]
>>151114516
>Not official
>Thinking positively about pedos out of nowhere
Sonic fag...
Anonymous No.151114535 [Report]
>>151114517
Stop being weird, anon. i'm only in to emotionally vulnerable females that pretend to be bunnies/kittens or puppies online.

I know you are lonely, but you can do better than a psycho like me, trust me.
Anonymous No.151114555 [Report] >>151114586
Use The Hunter in a matchup next Halloween
Anonymous No.151114573 [Report]
>>151114496
This is indisputably true.
Thank you for reminding us all.
Anonymous No.151114578 [Report]
>>151114515
>Rei AyaJOBBER
Anonymous No.151114586 [Report] >>151114623
>>151114555
The Hunter vs the Tarnished.
Anonymous No.151114591 [Report]
>>151114524
Be the better man and share the love of our KING.
Anonymous No.151114596 [Report]
KINGtrap bros...please tell me there is still a path to victory...
Anonymous No.151114597 [Report]
>>151114452
Goku's still 0-3.
Anonymous No.151114601 [Report]
>>151114461
He will get a match in the future anyways. You WILL kneel to FNAF chads after the super successful movie sequel.
Anonymous No.151114623 [Report] >>151114669
>>151114586
The Tarnished just rapes, anon. Endgame BB enemies are like mid tier in Elden Ring
Anonymous No.151114637 [Report] >>151115085
>>151114472
>I don't remember that. Well, naturally at least. I think you can have some noteblocks bounce you up really high, but that's a noteblock feat.
Mario does it naturally on SMB3 Airship levels.
>Sonic tends to do way more acrobatic movements than Mario.
Nah, Sonic mostly opts for just basic running and spin dashes, he spams basic boost so much his fandom categories it as boostshit. Mario does way more acrobatics consistently.
>Not sure, Eggman was really far away and that rock reached him in seconds. Plus, Sonic did it naturally while Mario uses what amounts to a super move.
The rock (that didn't even catch fire) took a while to reach eggman compared something thrown at 999+ MPH, Mario was throwing at bullet speeds.
Mario just threw the ball with nothing else, that's disingenuous to say it wasn't naturally. If you're calling that a super move then Sonic needing to rev up a spindash for his throw is also one.
Anonymous No.151114640 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
>I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, DEKU
>I'MMA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU /WITH/ DEKU AS A MATTER OF FACT
>Ochako gets beaten to death with her own pimp
Anonymous No.151114642 [Report] >>151114686
>>151113550
>Why would anyone support a verse like MHA when the fanbase is notoriously full of obese women that are addicted to yaoi?
Is that so? I'll have to give it a shot.
Anonymous No.151114652 [Report]
>>151113401
Why you always gotta yell every time you come into the room!?
Anonymous No.151114656 [Report] >>151114780 >>151114813
NOW WHERE IS THIS JUGGERNAUT MOTHERFUCKER?

I WILL CRUSH HIM, WITH MY HAND!
Anonymous No.151114669 [Report] >>151114740
>>151114623
Elden Ring takes place in a tiny petrie dish world, anon. It doesn't even have boundless layers of dreams within dreams like Bloodborne. The Hunter DOMS on easy mode.
Anonymous No.151114686 [Report]
>>151114642
>>151113550
BASED FUJO
Anonymous No.151114690 [Report] >>151114731 >>151114797
I'M GONNA KILL HIM
I'M GONNA RAPE HIM
I'M GONNA EAT HIS FUCKING SUIT
Anonymous No.151114731 [Report]
>>151114690
Deku...I know you're excited about Juggernaut's big fat jiggly ass sticking out of the cement mixer you tossed him into but please calm down...
Anonymous No.151114740 [Report]
>>151114669
>petrie
Anonymous No.151114776 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
is there any fate worse than spending the rest of your life putting the fries in the bag?
Anonymous No.151114780 [Report]
>>151114656
IS THIS BITCH TALKING ABOUT ME- HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
Anonymous No.151114797 [Report] >>151114885 >>151115014
>>151114690
You see my motherfucking spaceship? This is a Dodge!
Anonymous No.151114813 [Report] >>151114826 >>151114827 >>151114839 >>151114910
>>151114656
>Gladiator RAPED and GAPED Juggernaut
>Mean Supreme RAPED and GAPED Gladiator
>Omni-Man stalemated Mean Supreme
>Thragg RAPED and GAPED Omni-Man
Anonymous No.151114820 [Report]
>>151113367
Why don't these threads just go to /trash/?
Anonymous No.151114826 [Report] >>151114840
>>151114813
>Scaling merchant.
Anonymous No.151114827 [Report]
>>151114813
I have no doubt that Thragg would BTFO Onslaught and Skaar as well
Anonymous No.151114839 [Report] >>151114893
>>151114813
>Chainscaling
KEKAROOOOOO! Post Thragg not melting inside the sun
Anonymous No.151114840 [Report]
>>151114826
scaling is the purest distillation of battle boarding
Anonymous No.151114859 [Report] >>151114918
>>151113438
>where the strongest characters are barely stronger than most nukes?
Source? Dabi's strongest attack is a nuke with the same radius as Fat Man (one of the weakest nukes ever deployed) and to stop him it required Endeavor, Shoto, Shoto's Mom, and Shoto's three ice quirk siblings
Endeavor alone is the closest equal of All Might
Anonymous No.151114879 [Report]
>>151113985
that describes it too well. Sonic games are some of the most pretentious things i've ever seen.
No I don't need your blue garfield mascot to lecture me about how "wise" he is
Anonymous No.151114885 [Report]
>>151114797
I'm Ketchup, motherfucker, "Mustard"... ZAP yo dumb ass.

Bow down to a true pimp, bitch.
Anonymous No.151114893 [Report] >>151114946
>>151114839
Post Juggernaut surviving in the core of the sun.
Anonymous No.151114910 [Report]
>>151114813
Holy fuark...Look at that indestructible VILTRVMITE fist, that can easily withstand massively faster than light speeds and ram through a giant planet unscathed...and it SPLATTERS against Thragg's bones. FUCK!!!
Anonymous No.151114918 [Report] >>151114989
>>151114859
well you see Deku and Shiggy are both continental level
...even though neither have destroyed a mountain...
Anonymous No.151114946 [Report] >>151114964
>>151114893
He's never been thrown into it but he'd be fine
Anonymous No.151114964 [Report] >>151114995 >>151115015
>>151114946
Didn't he have to be healed and saved right after this or he would have died?
Anonymous No.151114989 [Report] >>151114993 >>151116414
>>151114918
neither have destroyed a city
neither have destroyed a city block
Shiggy at the end after getting AFO and another quirk awakening was only able to disintegrate a couple small houses
Anonymous No.151114993 [Report]
>>151114989
But... The clouds...
Anonymous No.151114995 [Report]
>>151114964
BEEEEEEJJJJJITTTTTAAAAAABRRROOOOOOOOSSSSS
Anonymous No.151114996 [Report]
>>151114034
shut up you faggot
Anonymous No.151115001 [Report] >>151115003
Yeah I think Sonicbros won
Anonymous No.151115003 [Report]
>>151115001
The divorcee competition.
Anonymous No.151115010 [Report]
you can't cuck Mario because he's not in a relationship
Anonymous No.151115014 [Report]
>>151114797
SILLY BITCH YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Anonymous No.151115015 [Report]
>>151114964
Nta but from my recollection he was weakened and would have lost a fight but he was otherwise fine
Anonymous No.151115022 [Report] >>151115037 >>151115064 >>151115344
>>151113178 (OP)
Post MHA being defeated by some wet cement.
Anonymous No.151115037 [Report] >>151115049
>>151115022
Juggernaut...this is the end...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.151115039 [Report] >>151115055
who won?
Anonymous No.151115049 [Report] >>151115061 >>151116071
>>151115037
Anonymous No.151115055 [Report]
>>151115039
WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE!!!!
Anonymous No.151115059 [Report] >>151115061
Good morning niggers
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.151115061 [Report] >>151115117
>>151115049
tennosuke looking nigga
>>151115059
good morning
Anonymous No.151115064 [Report]
>>151115022
https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Cement
>the quirk to trap people in cement is canonically one of the strongest quirks of all the Pro Heroes
Anonymous No.151115085 [Report] >>151115189
>>151114637
>Mario does it naturally on SMB3 Airship levels.
We see him jump onto the airships, but we don't see from where he started, so not really usable.
>Sonic mostly opts for just basic running and spin dashes
There's a shit ton of games where Sonic can perform all sorts of air tricks and other stuff (and that's not including cutscenes and QTE). You're being confused by Mario being ABOUT acrobatics more, since you need them to beat the games, while Sonic's acrobatics are more about style dickery, but they are still more impressive.
>The rock (that didn't even catch fire) took a while to reach eggman compared something thrown at 999+ MPH
It's like 6 seconds and Eggman was way in the distance. Also, if you wanna get technical, Mario's fastball doesn't even travel that fast in footage.
Anonymous No.151115100 [Report] >>151115108
>KWABiltrumites getting upitty
Is it time?
Anonymous No.151115108 [Report]
>>151115100
...for my wife Jane to take her daily BLACK BVLL?
Anonymous No.151115117 [Report]
>>151115061
Fuck you Docterspic. I don't want a "good morning" or anything else for that matter from you. Don't fucking talk to me you spic bitch.
Anonymous No.151115118 [Report] >>151115124 >>151115130
>immediate BLACKED fantasies
Favorite Invincible character?
Anonymous No.151115124 [Report] >>151115130
>>151115118
>fantasies
you mean canon realities
Anonymous No.151115130 [Report] >>151115142
>>151115124
>>151115118
It's reality for me, fantasy for everyone else.
Anonymous No.151115138 [Report] >>151115272
>TA LA TA TA DA LA TA DA, LA TA TA TADA, LA TA DA
>LOOK! IN THE SKY? IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? NO...ITS...
>Superman!
>"Yes god citizens fret not for i have come, and i will now be taking that BBC up my ass you malicious thug in the name of hope for a better tomorrow!"
>"Shieeeet nigga yo kansas boys are fine as hell"
>THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
>"Wait no tyrone! I am for goku! and goku cock only!"
>He says as the BBC penetrates his kryptonian butthole, causing the whole DC cosmology to collapse with each trust of the dark thug
>"You should head for earth-2, my cousin would fit your BBC greatly! I'll watch! And force others to do so! my son will join too!
Anonymous No.151115142 [Report] >>151115147 >>151115184
>>151115130
it's also reality in the canon marvel comics where Thor is a Cuck whose fiance gets her pussy stirred by Black BVLLS
Anonymous No.151115147 [Report]
>>151115142
FUAAAAARRKKKK IT'S FUARKING CANOOOOONNNN
Anonymous No.151115151 [Report] >>151115157 >>151115161 >>151115167
Wait I just had a thought. Remember that Pikmin Nintendo game? Remember that one scary enemy named the water wraith?
It says in the text he's from "another dimension" and purple Pikmin can kill him.
What scaling connotations does this have?
Anonymous No.151115157 [Report]
>>151115151
none. dimension can mean just a parallel universe or a higher spatial dimension. the latter is implied if they say "a higher dimension"
Anonymous No.151115161 [Report] >>151115167 >>151115352
>>151115151
Everything in Pikmin is literally less than a foot tall
Anonymous No.151115167 [Report]
>>151115151
Dimensional scaling. Purple Pikmin now solo every marvel street tier.
>>151115161
And?
Anonymous No.151115184 [Report]
>>151115142
Thor is a Better Man who cured Jane's racism?
Anonymous No.151115189 [Report]
>>151115085
>>Mario does it naturally on SMB3 Airship levels.
>We see him jump onto the airships, but we don't see from where he started, so not really usable.
Mario also jumps extremely high constantly in Strikers with us seeing the full process.
>>Sonic mostly opts for just basic running and spin dashes
>There's a shit ton of games where Sonic can perform all sorts of air tricks and other stuff (and that's not including cutscenes and QTE). You're being confused by Mario being ABOUT acrobatics more, since you need them to beat the games, while Sonic's acrobatics are more about style dickery, but they are still more impressive.
Nothing about these air tricks are practical, it basically amounts to posing in the air. Mario's are much more impressive.
>>The rock (that didn't even catch fire) took a while to reach eggman compared something thrown at 999+ MPH
>It's like 6 seconds and Eggman was way in the distance. Also, if you wanna get technical, Mario's fastball doesn't even travel that fast in footage.
Mario's throw has a speed gauge (well broke the speed gauge entirely) while Sonic's throw doesn't. It's the same when Sonic is moving slowly in the classic games were stated to be him moving at the speed of sound.
Anonymous No.151115207 [Report] >>151115231 >>151115240
Reminder that Goku RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
Anonymous No.151115231 [Report]
>>151115207
My lie detector won't stop beeping!
Anonymous No.151115240 [Report]
>>151115207
My lie detector? Will NOT stop beeping!
Anonymous No.151115251 [Report]
>Sukuna on his way to solo the K-Pop Demon Hunters verse
Anonymous No.151115261 [Report]
>Sonigger melty over Goku soloing his entire verse because sonic's a FRAUD
Anonymous No.151115272 [Report] >>151115280
>>151115138
>Goku faggot has bbc fantasies daily about superman
Anonymous No.151115280 [Report] >>151115284 >>151115287 >>151115291 >>151115323
>>151115272
This is extraordinarily hot
Anonymous No.151115284 [Report]
>>151115280
Sonic...
Anonymous No.151115287 [Report]
>>151115280
Mario...
Anonymous No.151115291 [Report]
>>151115280
Gokek...
Anonymous No.151115323 [Report] >>151115332
>>151115280
dad...
Anonymous No.151115327 [Report] >>151115350 >>151115394
why are tendie mariofags so fucking gay? all they do is rub their ugly neckbeard while making up fake scans and abuse gag-feats (aka not real feats) to try and wank mario to be anywhere NEAR sonic's level. and the moment you disprove their bullshit they either
>spam thread with ai generated cuck porn
>cry to their pocket janny to delete the thread
it's so fucking tiring.
Anonymous No.151115332 [Report]
>>151115323
...Will never be back with the milk!
Anonymous No.151115337 [Report] >>151115394
>why are tendie mariofags so fucking gay? all they do is rub their ugly neckbeard while making up fake scans and abuse gag-feats (aka not real feats) to try and wank mario to be anywhere NEAR sonic's level. and the moment you disprove their bullshit they either
>>spam thread with ai generated cuck porn
>>cry to their pocket janny to delete the thread
>it's so fucking tiring.
Anonymous No.151115344 [Report]
>>151115022
LMAO, who's the bitch now, Juggernaut. That's even more embarrassing than this >>151113289
Anonymous No.151115346 [Report] >>151115394
>instantly resorts to soijak spamming
Mariofags are the worst.
Anonymous No.151115349 [Report] >>151115394
Anonymous No.151115350 [Report] >>151115394
>>151115327
>why are tendie mariofags so fucking gay? all they do is rub their ugly neckbeard while making up fake scans and abuse gag-feats (aka not real feats) to try and wank mario to be anywhere NEAR sonic's level. and the moment you disprove their bullshit they either

>gags aren't real feats because they aren't ok
>the rest is projection
You cry when Mario's toonforce btfo Sonic and when his actual scaling (even in base) btfo Sonic. Sonicfags always try to take away what Mario does to try to make Sonic's weak ass seem strong every time.
Anonymous No.151115352 [Report]
>>151115161
That have never stop Kirbyfags sucking the pink fagball dick despite them being the size of bugs as well.
Anonymous No.151115355 [Report] >>151115362 >>151115367 >>151117017
Our upholders of STRENGTH, JUSTICE, and HEROISM!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.151115356 [Report] >>151115394
>sonicfags segay melty
Anonymous No.151115362 [Report]
>>151115355
And Hulk.
Anonymous No.151115367 [Report]
>>151115355
Funny that Goku is the physically weakest in that picture
Anonymous No.151115394 [Report] >>151115417 >>151115431
>>151115337
>>151115327
>>151115346
>>151115349
>>151115356
>>151115350
OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL YOU ALL FUCK OFF ALREADY WITH YOUR AUTISTIC CEREAL MASCOTS
Anonymous No.151115417 [Report]
>>151115394
Like Anon always taught me, I shitpost till' the end, and it's not the end yet.

>SONIC GAPES, AND FUCKS CHI-CHI!
Anonymous No.151115421 [Report] >>151115436
They say I'm "hypoversal" or something. In reality I can't destroy a mountain, building or even a wall. I have trouble shaking the concrete on the sidewalk .
Anonymous No.151115431 [Report]
>>151115394
>Gaytos, Shonenshit Seethe
Anonymous No.151115436 [Report]
>>151115421
Gokek...
Anonymous No.151115439 [Report]
...has destroyed mountains and walls on-screen, unlike Kratos.
Anonymous No.151115448 [Report] >>151115533
Reminder.

The Blades of Chaos has never killed gods in the Greek games.
Anonymous No.151115458 [Report] >>151115462 >>151115472
Who...the FUUUUUUUCK has been badmouthing my PERSONAL hero, The Blue Blur, in these threads?! Are you outta your FUCKING mind? Sonic is the EPITOME of speed, he is the personification of FREEDOM, he is the sweeping blue wind blowing across the horizon and inspiring ME and countless others every single day!!!

SONIC
HEROOOOOOOES
SONIC
HEROOOOOOOOEEEEEEEES!!!!!
Anonymous No.151115462 [Report]
>>151115458
Sonicbros look and act like this
Anonymous No.151115466 [Report]
What BEASTS can carry mountains?
Anonymous No.151115470 [Report] >>151115531
>>151114048
Wait, so an OC cucked Sonic with another OC?
Anonymous No.151115472 [Report]
>>151115458
I look and act like this
Anonymous No.151115523 [Report]
Mosquitos are FRAUDS, they rely on Bacteria to win
Anonymous No.151115531 [Report]
>>151115470
Technically that BVLL OC took the Girl OC’s virginity so he has rights to her according to the Bible
Anonymous No.151115533 [Report]
>>151115448
yeah you're right, he usually used the other blades to do that and special weapons in the prequels when he still has the blades of chaos
Anonymous No.151115534 [Report] >>151115538 >>151115543
Jedi are FRAUDS, they rely on Midichlorians to win.
Anonymous No.151115538 [Report]
>>151115534
fuck off Grevious you clanker fuck
Anonymous No.151115543 [Report]
>>151115534
FALSE.

Midichlorians isn't directly tied to the Force
Anonymous No.151115596 [Report] >>151115601
I canonically cummed in my pants
Anonymous No.151115601 [Report] >>151115622 >>151115631
>>151115596
...via wet dreams of_____
Asura No.151115622 [Report]
>>151115601
... Kratos.
Kratos No.151115631 [Report]
>>151115601
Greek boys.
Anonymous No.151115638 [Report] >>151115665
FVARK!
Anonymous No.151115642 [Report] >>151115665
FVARK!!!
Anonymous No.151115660 [Report] >>151115665 >>151115680
FVARK!!
Anonymous No.151115663 [Report]
FVARK!!!!!
Anonymous No.151115665 [Report]
>>151115638
>>151115642
>>151115660
Strength
Speed
Durability
Anonymous No.151115678 [Report] >>151115689
ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous No.151115680 [Report]
>>151115660
Damn, that monster bored Kratos so much that he decided to take a nap right there!
Anonymous No.151115689 [Report] >>151115716 >>151115743
>>151115678
Kingtos when he sees a racist nazi chud disrespecting a cute and valid immigrant enbie uwu
Anonymous No.151115695 [Report] >>151115716
>Asurajeet melty over KINGtos #4564322
Anonymous No.151115707 [Report] >>151115714
THE ASURA RAPES THE SMALL KRATOS WHEN HE BARKS!
Anonymous No.151115714 [Report]
>>151115707
Asura lost. Get over it.
Kratos won. Get over it.
Mario won. Get over it.
Goku lost. Get over it.
Kyle lost. Get over it.
Ben lost. Get over it.
Anonymous No.151115716 [Report]
>>151115689
As he should!
>>151115695
You tell them, KINGtos SCHOLAR!
Anonymous No.151115718 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
This shit looks like nortubel
Anonymous No.151115725 [Report] >>151115730
So does this Clive guy like win?
Anonymous No.151115726 [Report] >>151115732
Never, until Death Battle is dead, I'll never stop
Anonymous No.151115730 [Report]
>>151115725
Of course he likes winning, who doesn't?
Anonymous No.151115732 [Report] >>151115745
>>151115726
...Spamming AI cuck porn whenever someone talks shit about my HERO, GODrio!
Anonymous No.151115738 [Report] >>151115747
KINGtos RUNS these halls. Deal with it, CHUDS!
Anonymous No.151115743 [Report]
>>151115689
DISRESPECTING WHO?!
Anonymous No.151115745 [Report]
>>151115732

I'll never stop shitting on the threads until DB as a show is gone.
Anonymous No.151115747 [Report] >>151115761 >>151115773
>>151115738
When I was a kid I flossed in front of my school bus one day and the bus driver stopped to watch. That is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever done.
Anonymous No.151115761 [Report] >>151115777
>>151115747
If you were a KING then everyone would have respected you for it
Anonymous No.151115772 [Report]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbtWyS4RhZY
Anonymous No.151115773 [Report] >>151115777
>>151115747
Do not be ashamed or embarrassed. Doing silly things as a kid is a part of life. As better men, we must accept that and grow. KINGtos understands you.
Anonymous No.151115777 [Report]
>>151115761
I wouldn't have my glow up until I was a Junior in highschool.
>>151115773
I know that everyone els is embarrassed over the stupid shit they did and I realize they probably don't remember. It was still retarded though.
Anonymous No.151115808 [Report]
What if Kratos was pregnant?
Anonymous No.151115830 [Report] >>151115850
What if Kratos raised Son Goten (part 1)
Anonymous No.151115836 [Report] >>151115850
What if Kratos fought Simon the Digger?
Anonymous No.151115841 [Report] >>151115850
What if Kratos Cucked Simon the Digger?
Anonymous No.151115844 [Report] >>151115850
What if Kratos fought ICE?
Anonymous No.151115847 [Report] >>151115850
What if Kratos posted in /dbg/?
Anonymous No.151115850 [Report]
>>151115830
>>151115836
>>151115841
>>151115844
>>151115847
He would win because he is KING!
Anonymous No.151115852 [Report] >>151115856 >>151115863
What if Kratos was black but still looked white (because of the ashes?)
Anonymous No.151115856 [Report] >>151115861
>>151115852
Ayo atreus we finna be Better Uncs n shiiet
Anonymous No.151115861 [Report]
>>151115856
By Odin's fade!
Anonymous No.151115863 [Report]
>>151115852
He would have abandoned his son half an hour into the game
Anonymous No.151115878 [Report]
What if KINGtos challenged MONSTERsura to a dance contest?
Anonymous No.151115926 [Report] >>151115931 >>151115935 >>151118663
What if Kratos SEDUCED Asura into giving up peacefully?
Anonymous No.151115931 [Report]
>>151115926
AsuraDAMN
Anonymous No.151115935 [Report]
>>151115926
AtreusYUM
Anonymous No.151115945 [Report] >>151115977
I love you all.
Anonymous No.151115977 [Report]
>>151115945
God of LOVE
Anonymous No.151116005 [Report]
Kratos here. Can you guys post BLACKED porn? We need to show love to the oppressed and often forgotten BIPOC community.
Anonymous No.151116006 [Report]
Could Kratos survive The Cave of Despair?
Anonymous No.151116030 [Report]
Anonymous No.151116038 [Report]
Anonymous No.151116071 [Report]
>>151115049
Juggernaut gets raped by THIS?!?
Anonymous No.151116090 [Report] >>151116704
Can Juggernaut run through a solid tunnel wall made of pure adamantium, assuming Cyttorak gives a shit?
Anonymous No.151116132 [Report] >>151116153
>Mina melts all the viltrumites
>Cementoss traps Juggernaut
What's next for the strongest verse in fiction?
Anonymous No.151116138 [Report] >>151116161 >>151116184 >>151116431
I am having period cramps
Anonymous No.151116153 [Report]
>>151116132
What's the contingency plan for Baryon mode Naruto?
Anonymous No.151116161 [Report] >>151116184
>>151116138
Me too. Trans woman amd Kratos fan btw. We trans women get period cramps too
Anonymous No.151116184 [Report]
>>151116138
>>151116161
Dear period cramps, LEAVE THE TRANS WOMEN ALONE! Sorry you had to see that ladies.
Anonymous No.151116187 [Report]
My name is Kratos Grantura
Anonymous No.151116194 [Report] >>151116199 >>151116220
I'm not trans though. Now I feel offended
Anonymous No.151116199 [Report] >>151116204
>>151116194
Being a woman is no excuse. You must be a better man.
Anonymous No.151116204 [Report] >>151116220
>>151116199
I'm going to cry now. You hurt me, kratos. You are a worse man.
Anonymous No.151116220 [Report]
>>151116194
>>151116204
How dare you be offended by someone thinking you are trans. Trans women are real women and indistinguishable from born women you nazi. Oh my Kamala.
Anonymous No.151116223 [Report]
Are you a-a... A TERF??!!?!? IM GETTING ANGRY!
Anonymous No.151116262 [Report] >>151116305
Fuckkk this. I'm gonna jerk off to mymy from ongezellig
Anonymous No.151116285 [Report] >>151116324 >>151116331 >>151116815
What are even these threads? I see no discussion about matchups. Just nonsense and buzzwords.
Anonymous No.151116305 [Report]
>>151116262
Mario shartybro...
Anonymous No.151116320 [Report]
Ok then. Who wins?
Anonymous No.151116324 [Report] >>151116350
>>151116285
True. These shit threads for faggots need to be banned.
Anonymous No.151116331 [Report] >>151116774
>>151116285
Kratos solved powerscaling, it is a pointless hobby now.
Anonymous No.151116350 [Report]
>>151116324
Transphobes murdered her…
Anonymous No.151116356 [Report]
We must be better flowers.
Anonymous No.151116360 [Report]
>>151114324
Omniversal rock enchanted by the master emerald btw
Anonymous No.151116373 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
>Juggernaut gets beat by pickles
WEAK!
Anonymous No.151116407 [Report]
Anonymous No.151116414 [Report] >>151116422
>>151114989
Shigaraki quite decayed an entire City the first time he awakened his true potential, what are you talking about?
Also he has better speed feats than 90% of all Capeshit heroes just because he actually creates sonic booms when he moves
Anonymous No.151116422 [Report] >>151116426 >>151116427 >>151116434 >>151116441 >>151116495
>>151116414
Post him dodging a bullet
Anonymous No.151116426 [Report]
>>151116422
I CAN’T OK???
Anonymous No.151116427 [Report]
>>151116422
Uhh.....
Anonymous No.151116431 [Report]
>>151116138
I CAN'T ALLOW PERIODS TO KEEP TORTURING OUR DEAR WOMEN!
Anonymous No.151116434 [Report] >>151116517
>>151116422
>Instantly deflects
Post Juggernaut destroying an entire city
Anonymous No.151116441 [Report] >>151116510 >>151116558
>>151116422
Post Juggernaut dodging a bullet
Anonymous No.151116495 [Report]
>>151116422
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN A SPEED FEAT IS MAKING SONIC BOOMS OK?!? NO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DODGE ANYTHING OR TRAVEL LONG DISTANCES IT'S NOT A SPEED FEAT IF I DON'T SEE SONIC BOOMS ON SCREEN OK?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.151116502 [Report]
>claim shigaraki is fast
>ask for proof
>"Y-YOURE DEFLECTING!!"
>deflects to another character
Anonymous No.151116510 [Report]
>>151116441
Uhhh...
Anonymous No.151116517 [Report] >>151116621
>>151116434
I- I can’t…
I CAN ONLY POST HIM DESTROYING 1.3KM OF BEDROCK, WHICH IS ONLY 3X THE DIAMETER OF VATICAN CITY!!

OOHHH WHAT A WORLD, IF ONLY HE COULD REACT TO BULLETS LIKE I’M SURE SHIGGY CAN DO, AND ANON WILL POST A FEAT OF…
Anonymous No.151116558 [Report] >>151116560 >>151116621
>>151116441
I CAN’T!
Because he’s bulletproof and never dodges such weak things

Is Shiggy bulletproof too?
Anonymous No.151116560 [Report]
>>151116558
Well…you see…
Anonymous No.151116621 [Report]
>>151116517
I don't see him destroying anything here
>>151116558
>I CAN’T!
Concession accepted
Anonymous No.151116626 [Report] >>151116898
>*cough cough*
>F-Frank Castle was too strong...
Anonymous No.151116646 [Report] >>151116735
Leave the MHA verse to me.
Anonymous No.151116655 [Report]
Mr. Frog
Anonymous No.151116659 [Report] >>151116674
>Character ducks behind a wall, away from a very telegraphed gun shot
>OMG GUYS, THIS CHARACTER IS NOW A BULLET TIMER!
Anonymous No.151116674 [Report]
>>151116659
Yep, that's how feats work.
Anonymous No.151116699 [Report] >>151116897
>Character dodges a laser which has travel speed slower than a bullet
>OMG GUYS, THIS CHARACTER IS NOW MFTLTBQIA+!
Anonymous No.151116702 [Report]
>>151113959
I fapped to shygals getting blacked
Anonymous No.151116704 [Report]
>>151116090
Theoretically, 8th Day Juggs would just reality warp the adamantium apart. Otherwise I'm assuming even if he couldn't break the adamantium he'd literally just start moving the tunnel itself when he made contact
Anonymous No.151116735 [Report]
>>151116646
On your knees, SentryBITCH, Daddy Knull demands his daily sucky sucky
Anonymous No.151116753 [Report]
I don't CARE about the consequences. I'll do ANYTHING it takes to get my wish. The whole world can go to HELL for all I care!
Anonymous No.151116774 [Report] >>151116787
>>151116331
Yeah, pretty much. Kratos scaling is everything wrong with power scaling — a fraud built on misinterpretation, technicalities, and blind fan devotion. His fans will go to any length to suck his dick — faking scans, doxxing, cozying up to mods on Reddit or Discord to silence criticism, even spending money to keep Death Battle afloat and spending years voting just to make “Krasura” happen. I would almost admire them if it wasn't so pathetic.
Anonymous No.151116779 [Report] >>151117460 >>151117473
THERE.

ACTUAL PROOF OF KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN
Anonymous No.151116782 [Report]
>AI written Asurajeet meltdown
Anonymous No.151116786 [Report] >>151116802
Anonymous No.151116787 [Report] >>151116834
>>151116774
We have frauds in this very thread trying to call their characters MTFL and Continental when they can’t even dodge a bullet or explode a building

Kratos simply shone a light on their corruption and exposed them for the jews they are
Anonymous No.151116802 [Report] >>151116808 >>151116859 >>151117115
>>151116786
Goku > Mario > Sonic
CHADgon CHAD CHADper CHADS aren't allying with you nigger furries.
Anonymous No.151116806 [Report]
>>151113178 (OP)
Hope the soundtrack's kick ass
Anonymous No.151116808 [Report]
>>151116802
NOOOOOO BUT WE COPIED YOU SO THAT MEANS WE’RE YOUR EQUALS IF NOT SUPERIORS
WE COPIED MARIO SAMA AND HE PITIED US AND PUT US IN SMASH SO THAT MEANS WE ARE EQUALS TO MARIO SAMA. WE COPY SO MANY PEOPLE SAAR
PLS SAAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND MAKE SUPER SAIYAN V SUPER SONIC
Anonymous No.151116810 [Report] >>151116843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_N0t7u3k0

Probably my first Mario fan game
Anonymous No.151116815 [Report]
>>151116285
People just realized that Death Battle is for genuine retards and is literally just watching some other spergs slam some action figures together and go "Nuhuh! Poopfartman would totally win because I said so!"
So if they can can do it, everyone in this thread can do it too.
Anonymous No.151116823 [Report]
Poopfartman solos peniscumbro's verse
Anonymous No.151116833 [Report]
PLS SAAAR PLS SAAR I AM GAY SAARR I AM SO FUCKING GAY SAAAAR DO NOT BE DOING THE HOMOPHOBIC SAAAAAR MAKE SONIC V GOKU SAAARR
Anonymous No.151116834 [Report] >>151116848
>>151116787
Yeah. Say what you will about Sonicfags. At least they have standards not to fake their evidence. It is a low bar to clear but it still puts to above DMC and Kratosfags
Anonymous No.151116835 [Report]
Bastard bitch benchod
Anonymous No.151116837 [Report] >>151116838 >>151116844 >>151116864 >>151116873 >>151116886
Did Kratosbros actually fake evidence? DMC?
Anonymous No.151116838 [Report] >>151116886
>>151116837
No.
Anonymous No.151116843 [Report]
>>151116810
I remember this! I watched a Canadian guy play it called chase gaming. I was in middle school I think.
It spooked me a little as a kid. Isn't kind of fucked up? Also they have weird anime OCs which confused me as a lad.
Anonymous No.151116844 [Report]
>>151116837
The Sonicbros have a grudge against Kratos Scholars because the Scholars are chads with feats and sonicbros are featless cucks
Anonymous No.151116848 [Report]
>>151116834
>Say what you will about Sonicfags. At least they have standards not to fake their evidence.
I've seen faking plenty from the likes of them.
Anonymous No.151116859 [Report] >>151116881 >>151116923
>>151116802
>CHADgon CHAD CHADper CHADS
>He's a SHITper tard
Mario, Sonic, OG DBZ Goku >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitper retards
Anonymous No.151116864 [Report]
>>151116837
DMCucks faked loading screens and videos of their untranslated game called Peak of Combat and put a bunch of dimensional nonsense in it to buff Dante and it took years to debunk this because most people can't even play the game or read its original language. Not sure about Kratosfags though, I think they only faked dev statements at most.
Anonymous No.151116873 [Report]
>>151116837
Kratosbros faked nothing, Death Battle's thorough investigation turned up everything he can factually do
Anonymous No.151116881 [Report] >>151116894
>>151116859
>Rent free impotent HBOC seething
COPEAROOO! KEKYPOWAROO!
Anonymous No.151116886 [Report] >>151116895 >>151116899 >>151116904
>>151116837
>>151116838
Yup, these fake private conversations with Cory. Fun fact these even got used in Seth the programmer's Kratos power scaling video. They're still being spread around r/GodofWar and r/GodofWarscaling. As for DMC there was a whole controversy on VSBW about it.
Anonymous No.151116894 [Report]
>>151116881
>instant /dbs/spic meltdown
Anonymous No.151116895 [Report]
>>151116886
>Kratos profile picture
Kek
Anonymous No.151116897 [Report]
>>151116699
Not everyone can be like CHADhou and have legit MFTL++++++ feats on your games, print works, and Manga
Anonymous No.151116898 [Report]
>>151116626
MHAbros... I thought we soloed fiction...
Anonymous No.151116899 [Report] >>151116904
>>151116886
Funny enough this fake conversation downplays God of War cosmology.
Anonymous No.151116901 [Report]
Lazers aren't speed of light btw
Anonymous No.151116903 [Report]
,,,because lasers are even FASTER than that.
Anonymous No.151116904 [Report] >>151116921
>>151116886
>>151116899
Prove that they're fake

you seething about them is not proof
Anonymous No.151116905 [Report]
Bullets are faster than lasers
Anonymous No.151116907 [Report]
They hate Kratos cause they ain't Kratos
Anonymous No.151116909 [Report]
Bullets can be Faster than light
Anonymous No.151116911 [Report] >>151116919 >>151116926
>Character is MFTL++++++++
Isnt that kind of redundant? Once you can go faster than light on pure speed alone, you don't have a speed limit to calc.
Anonymous No.151116913 [Report] >>151116926
>something being faster than the speed of light
I always laugh when powerscalers do this. I think they legitimately have no idea how physics work (except when they do """calcs""" that turn someone breaking a concrete slab into them being able to annihilate a building)
Anonymous No.151116915 [Report]
Whenever I'm arguing about my hero 90% of my arguments are focused on downplaying the opponent, nobody has realized it yet but I do this because my hero is featless as fuck
Anonymous No.151116919 [Report]
>>151116911
death battle ignores FMA and time dilation for simplicity. Most speedster characters are cappted at specific x light speed even though at that point time would be at a standstill, so obviously FMA doesn't apply to them
Anonymous No.151116920 [Report] >>151116935 >>151116941 >>151116942 >>151116943
Explain what's wrong with MFTL bullets, arrows and sound waves without appealing to emotion.
Anonymous No.151116921 [Report] >>151116934 >>151117096
>>151116904
Easy to fake scans with 0 zero authentification?....must be real!
On that note, I just had a conversation with Cory last night and he told me , these scans are fake. And Kratos is fraud.
Anonymous No.151116923 [Report]
>>151116859
>"Shitper? Never happened."
Anonymous No.151116926 [Report] >>151116937
>>151116911
>>151116913
>Physickek melty
People can't fly in real life or lift buildings without these collapsing on their own weight.
Stop being retarded just because your favorite verses are sub relativistic fodder
Anonymous No.151116934 [Report] >>151116963
>>151116921
So you can't prove they're fake? Good to know

All Kratos haters are liars and frauds like this anon btw
Anonymous No.151116935 [Report]
>>151116920
My hero jobs to bullets so I need to bring everyone down to his level
Anonymous No.151116937 [Report] >>151116964
>>151116926
So if that's the case stop doing cals and stop applying real world metrics to power scaling. Stop numerating the force needed to bust a planet when your verse doesn't operate on real life physics. And stop using concepts like dimensions too while you're at it.
Anonymous No.151116941 [Report]
>>151116920
My verse specifically highlights the bullets that BTFO Deku and Shiggy as being of the same qualities as regular bullets
Anonymous No.151116942 [Report]
>>151116920
If everyone is MFTL then no one is
Anonymous No.151116943 [Report]
>>151116920
Nothing those upscale my hero
Anonymous No.151116949 [Report] >>151116953 >>151116955 >>151116965
How exactly did people come up with the math for how much energy is needed to destroy a universe again?
Anonymous No.151116953 [Report]
>>151116949
Niggers
Anonymous No.151116955 [Report]
>>151116949
they asked Kratos
Anonymous No.151116960 [Report] >>151117304
at this point if your hero isn't MTFL what are they even doing in Death Battle?
Anonymous No.151116963 [Report] >>151116975
>>151116934
I just posted a real scan of Cory calling those scans are fake, anon.
Anonymous No.151116964 [Report] >>151116992
>>151116937
Yes anon, from now on I will just say "Superman is... Fast! Goku is also fast but Superman is Really Really Really fast while Goku is only Really Really fast! That's one less Really than Superman!"
For the most part people don't use calcs outside of DB (they mainly do it for entertainment value) and VSBW (they are autistic)
You can see how everyone here mainly use general tiers like "Mountain level" and "Hypersonic speeds" without actually bothering with concrete numbers
Anonymous No.151116965 [Report]
>>151116949
They measured the pixels on page
Anonymous No.151116968 [Report]
I wish I could wank my favorite characters to FTL... But their verse is fodder and the top tiers job to bullets
Anonymous No.151116971 [Report]
Under Berkeley's philosophy of idealism I perceive MY HERO as being the strongest in all of fiction and reality.
Anonymous No.151116974 [Report] >>151116981 >>151116987 >>151118211
Why does BFRing Juggernaut keep him out of the fight for so long? Once he accidentally charges off the panel or tumbles off a ledge it's like he stops existing in many comics. Even though most the time he can alter his own momentum and move very fast.
Anonymous No.151116975 [Report] >>151117023
>>151116963
no, you posted an easily observable command edit
the reason those scans are use dis because they're real. Yours is the seething fake because you cannot discredit them without baselessly saying they are fakes like yours
Anonymous No.151116981 [Report]
>>151116974
the people who BFR him have even stronger plotarmor than him, like Hulk. The fact he returns at all counts as metafiction warping
Anonymous No.151116987 [Report]
>>151116974
Cyttorak is fucking with him
Anonymous No.151116992 [Report] >>151116997 >>151117002 >>151117016
>>151116964
Why does being faster than light matter if real life laws of physics dont apply to a specific verse? Being faster than light is only impressive because of what light is for us. It's meaningless if going faster than it is possible. Why equilibrate it?
Goku and Superman going faster than light is pointless since their light isn't our light. It's a complete non feat.
Anonymous No.151116997 [Report]
>>151116992
>[Schizobabble]
Being faster than light is impressive because light is fast as fuck.
Simple as
Anonymous No.151117002 [Report]
>>151116992
I'm black as shit so this is completely incomprehensible to me.
Anonymous No.151117006 [Report] >>151117012 >>151117037 >>151117039 >>151117046
Anonymous No.151117012 [Report]
>>151117006
Omni outerversal quark ice
Anonymous No.151117014 [Report] >>151117034
Simon can't be faster than light, that's impossible
Simon can't be larger than the universe, that's physically impossible
Drills can't destroy galaxies that's not how it works
Anonymous No.151117016 [Report] >>151117032
>>151116992
Because it's faster.
Anonymous No.151117017 [Report]
>>151115355
MY HEROES... Oh h*lk and GoKEK are here too I guess.
Anonymous No.151117018 [Report] >>151117049
The ice that stopped Goku?
1-A.
The tree that stopped Superman?
1-A.
Nature > frauds
Anonymous No.151117023 [Report] >>151117027
>>151116975
Prove that my scan calling those scans fake is fake.
Anonymous No.151117027 [Report] >>151117036
>>151117023
I'm a literal mouth breathing black nigger so I can't
Anonymous No.151117032 [Report]
>>151117016
PNGlockbros did our cost cutting just got surpassed?
Anonymous No.151117034 [Report]
>>151117014
Simon can't claim to have strong willpower when he's a canon cuckold who never stops worshipping his BVLL, that's impossible
Anonymous No.151117036 [Report]
>>151117027
Simonbro...
Anonymous No.151117037 [Report] >>151117043 >>151117052 >>151117068
>>151117006
Good to know S1 Deku would one shot this fraud
Anonymous No.151117039 [Report] >>151117447
>>151117006
This would kill Hulk btw.
Anonymous No.151117043 [Report]
>>151117037
...if Deku were only bulletproof (Goku was bulletproof since he was a baby)
Anonymous No.151117044 [Report]
>another meltdown about characters being FTL because of Touhou
It seems her superiority is controversial around here...
Anonymous No.151117046 [Report]
>>151117006
Global warming would KILL Broly
Anonymous No.151117049 [Report]
>>151117018
What the about the elephants?
Anonymous No.151117051 [Report] >>151117057 >>151117061 >>151117071 >>151117076 >>151117311
>Good to know S1 Dek-YABBA DABBA DOO OOCHACO GIVE THAT BLACK GUY THE ROYAL TREATMENT!
Anonymous No.151117052 [Report]
>>151117037
Post Deku destroying ice
Anonymous No.151117057 [Report]
>>151117051
KratosYUM
Anonymous No.151117061 [Report]
>>151117051
HOLY YUM!
Anonymous No.151117066 [Report]
>asurajeets are posting porn and false flagging again
Be better.
Anonymous No.151117068 [Report]
>>151117037
I asked AI if a bullet could break an icecap, it told me no
Anonymous No.151117071 [Report] >>151117075 >>151117079 >>151117081
>>151117051
Most wanted matchup?
Anonymous No.151117075 [Report]
>>151117071
Asura rematch sir
Anonymous No.151117076 [Report]
>>151117051
I need a BBC like that
Anonymous No.151117079 [Report] >>151117084
>>151117071
Asura x Kratos
as for MHA it's Bakugo x Midoriya
Anonymous No.151117081 [Report]
>>151117071
I wanted QVEENko for Springtrap but now I want STACYa vs Dio
Anonymous No.151117084 [Report] >>151117087
>>151117079
If you are asking for Death battle matchups None since my hero is a fraud who can't win against anyone.
Anonymous No.151117086 [Report] >>151117091 >>151117315
I can post more Deku cuck porn. Don't make me. It'll be sissy content next time.
Anonymous No.151117087 [Report] >>151117093
>>151117084
Goku...
Anonymous No.151117091 [Report]
>>151117086
YES PLEASE! And make sure the bvll is black for him too!
Anonymous No.151117093 [Report]
>>151117087
How did you know?
Anonymous No.151117094 [Report]
>GokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGokuGoku FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
Why are SHARTnic sissies so warped by his existence?
Anonymous No.151117095 [Report]
Say what you will about him but no Kratos fan has ever legitimately posted blacked porn here.
Anonymous No.151117096 [Report]
>>151116921
that conversation? canon
Anonymous No.151117106 [Report] >>151117116 >>151117414
can WE STOP TALKING about Kratos vs Asura!?

Everytime I get on here, without FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIL i see a post about how it's the worst thing ever an it killed your baby an fucked your mom.

I GET IT! IT'S A SHIT BATTLE! YES THE SCALING FOR KRATOS WAS FAR FETCHED AS FUCK! YES HIM COVERING HIS EYES FROM SUN LIGHT WAS USED AS A SPEED FEAT! YES THEY SCALED HIM TO A FUCKING MAGIC SPELL! YES ASURA WAS HARDLY GIVEN THE SCALING HE SHOULD OF! YES THE ANIMATION WAS JANK! YES THE FUCKING STUPID FACE KRATOS MAKES WAS CRINGE! YES ITS WHAT NEXT TO NO ONE WANTED! WE KNOW THEY IGNORED THE MANGA FEATS! WE KNOW THE STORY BOARD WAS RIGGED TO MAKE ASURA THE BAD GUY! LORE CHAIN SCALING KRATOS TO SHIT HE NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO DOING WAS INDEED FUCKING STUPID! COULD KRATOS STILL WIN WITH PROPER SCALING!? maybe!? I dunno!

EVERY DAY! "so is this battle still bad?" "guys whats your thoughts on kratos v asura now?"

I swear to god it's like we are spewing the same shit over an over. I'm one of em! i've done it! But we GOTTA HEAL

PS. Kratos does in fact need Air to live, so a fight in space just means death for him.

WE GET IT! IT'S ALMOST BEEN A YEAR! It's time to LET IT GO!
Anonymous No.151117115 [Report]
>>151116802
You... left-wing leaning parasite cocksucker. Mario might gape Sonic, but Sonic gapes Goku and his entire verse. All this means is Mario also gapes Goku and his entire verse
I'm not telling you what you want to hear. This is what you NEED to hear. Z tard piece of trash. Fuck you
Anonymous No.151117116 [Report]
>>151117106
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous No.151117136 [Report]
I actually thought the animation for Springtrap vs. Junko was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Junko losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Springtrap to take little damage. It also put Springtrap in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Junko, and let Springtrap show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Junko, he was TEACHING Junko. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Springtrap would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and teamed up to cause maximum despair together. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Springtrap reunite with his dead family, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that fire.

I haven't played Junko's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big FNaF fan I thought they did Springtrap justice and from what I saw they treated Junko with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous No.151117138 [Report] >>151117146
Hey guys death battle?
Anonymous No.151117146 [Report]
>>151117138
KINGtos battle
Anonymous No.151117155 [Report]
Well, I guess that's about the end of my Death Battle thread. Gosh! It was sure nice teachin' ya'll again.
Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this:

Have yourself a merry little Kingtos
May your skin be light
From now on, mountain feats will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little Kingtos
Draw the jobbers gay.
From now on, cucky jeets will live miles away.

Here we spend all our seething days,
Shitty spelling days, of gore.
Faithful students who are queer for us
Post the lore for us once more.

Through the years we all will be Better Men
If God of Hope allows.
Hang 9 million verses 'pon the lowballed bough!

And have yourself a merry little Kingtos now.
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Anonymous No.151117162 [Report]
Bakugo you MUST become a better demoman.
Anonymous No.151117170 [Report]
Kratos vs child support
Anonymous No.151117171 [Report]
We have been down that road before.
Anonymous No.151117244 [Report] >>151117296 >>151117309 >>151117328 >>151117412 >>151118255
If your favorite character is not at least this fast they don't belong in Death Battle.
Anonymous No.151117296 [Report]
>>151117244
Fuaaaaark
Signed: the entire Naruto verse
Anonymous No.151117304 [Report]
>>151116960
A motherfucking latino?
Anonymous No.151117309 [Report]
>>151117244
I can do that myself on a good day.
Anonymous No.151117311 [Report] >>151117316
>>151117051
This canonically happened in BnH
Anonymous No.151117315 [Report]
>>151117086
You won't do shit, BITCH
Anonymous No.151117316 [Report]
>>151117311
Got animated too recently. All Might voice actor did a good job screaming "UNITED STATES OF...... KEEEEEEEEEEEK".
Anonymous No.151117328 [Report]
>>151117244
But can you actually show them moving that fast?
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Anonymous No.151117340 [Report] >>151117372
Yugibros...
Anonymous No.151117350 [Report]
>RDT
Anonymous No.151117365 [Report] >>151117434
I love finding kratosbros on twitter
Anonymous No.151117372 [Report]
>>151117340
Yugi can only reach that with his mouth
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Anonymous No.151117412 [Report]
>>151117244
>speed of light
Too slow for me desu
Anonymous No.151117414 [Report]
>>151117106
>COULD KRATOS STILL WIN WITH PROPER SCALING!? maybe!?
No
Anonymous No.151117434 [Report]
>>151117365
She was cuter with the glasses
Anonymous No.151117447 [Report]
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Anonymous No.151117460 [Report]
>>151116779
Holy FUARK...

So he still loses to episode 1 Asura...
Anonymous No.151117470 [Report]
New bread
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>>151117464
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Anonymous No.151117473 [Report]
>>151116779
The deer tanked that btw.
Anonymous No.151118211 [Report]
>>151116974
because capediarrhea is badly written
Anonymous No.151118255 [Report]
>>151117244
my favourite character is indeed faster than that. infinitely faster in fact.
Anonymous No.151118663 [Report]
>>151115926
Oh, so is that how KINGtos would handle these three futa from that deleted Death Battle thread over the weekend?
>inb4 BOTTOMtos submits to pic related's BFC (Big Futa Cock)

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